Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 73 - POSITIVITY

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Pretend that airplanes in the noise go. This one goes out to to little Sasquatch and I shot her down alright ready? yeah

alrighty oh wait do we have to clap yeah probably all righty we're back son of a boy dad podcast you know what what is up everybody welcome back to son of a boy dad podcast yeah today it is monday it is august 8th we are coming to you live from Barstool HQ, 333 7th Avenue, 10001 New York City. Second floor. Second floor. Third row of desks far against the wall, right on the end. Yep.

Or no, one in from the end, next to Frank. You have security guards, though, and they will shoot you upon arrival. from the end. Next to Frank. You have security guards though and they will shoot you upon arrival. But just, if you get past them you just have to make sure you get around Frank the Tank to light up sass. No, no, no. Fucking Christmas tree. None of that.

Oh, you won't be shot? I like to think everyone who listens is a fan. But if they're not, they know where to find you. Exactly. He's outside. It's actually a public address so I don't think i did anything i don't think i exposed anything that shit is not wrong dude even if you did that's your truth yes i'm an honest man my boy likes to live his truth and that's fucking acceptable to

me i'm straight dude i'm gone off caffeine right now dude i had two sips of this fucking there's like 10 milligrams of caffeine in that And I'm buzzing Probably because of the double Extra large iced coffee you had this morning I didn't have a With your fat ass First off I drink black coffee What are you talking about? Are you saying that this son of a boy dad merch makes me look fat dude?

No Son of a boy dad merch is slimming It is This is a large and I usually would wear an XL This is a large as well on usually would wear an XL, but a large. Yes, this is a large as well on me. The XLs are a little big. Yeah.

They're true to size. Vanity sizing, dude. I'm finding out that I'm fat as fuck when you actually measure your waist versus what your fucking waist is, dude. How big is your waist? It's big enough that at the pop punk concert, I wasn't popping my shirt off when the rest of the band. Everybody came out with their shirts off. I was like, fellas, we didn't talk about this in rehearsal, dude.

We're not going rogue like this. How big is your... My waist is big. I got a big waist. Probably like 34 inches. I think I'm around that as well. But like... Maybe 32.

Yeah, I was wearing like a 32. I don't know, dude. I wear a 32. It's because I get... The way I'm built. It's all in your rolls. It's not wear a 32. It's because I get the way I'm built. It's all in your rolls. It's not even the rolls. It's just where my bones are.

You can just see. That's where my bones are at. Do you have short legs or long legs? I got long legs. Daddy long legs? Fighter. Dude, I used to think I had long legs, and then I found out I have short legs.

I found out because I was sitting on a bicycle seat. I had to make it fucking lower. I have a tall-ass bicycle seat. I'd be fucking wobbling longer legs than you a lot of people have longer man it's not always about comparing yourself to the next person focusing on yourself chill sass don't give me so many fucking pearls dude focusing on yourself and accepting yourself for what you are you're with the fucking pearls of wisdom dude when have you when did since when did you get on your buddhist shit i've uh you've been self-satisfied as god i've been praising god and spreading love religiously for real what what put

you on to god i'm fighting the urges to spread hate and accepting the urges to spread love who put you on to the almighty myself really yeah what uh did you ever come to jesus moment or was it just hit low enough points in your life you turn to god yeah beg for forgiveness dude he is a fucking he is the the greatest of all time i know the wonderful counselor the fucking almighty father dude the prince of peace this is a religious podcast now yeah honestly we could definitely get way more money if we were on our religious tip the top podcasts are all religious podcasts. And true crime.

Yeah. It's like about how people die. Listen to the murder podcast and they have to go beg for forgiveness. Yeah. Switch over to the religious one. How you die and where you go. It's all fucking. People get off on hearing stories about like teenage girls being brutally murdered.

And people get off on telling themselves that they're good people because they listen to a Jesus podcast. It's actually fine that I was racist to that checkout clerk i'm a fucking because i begged for forgiveness exactly i mean it is get out of jail free begging for forgiveness death deathbed repentance mortal sins then you're in a world of trouble there were you where were you that you were just so churched up? And what god are you talking about? A fucking Christian god? All of them. Oh, really? Allah.

Really? Mashallah. Yeah, dude. Allahu Akbar, dude. No, no, no, no. We can't say God is good? Allahu Akbar. Isn't that the terrorist thing?

No, dude. No. I think it just means... Every time they're about to do a terrorist attack, they yell, Allahu Akbar. Yeah, I think that they're like praising God. Oh, dude. No. I think it just means... Every time they're about to do a terrorist attack, they yell, Allah Akbar. Yeah, I think that they're like praising God. Oh, yeah. I think they're just like, God is good. Allah Akbar.

I don't use that phrase. Tyler, I want to be right about that. Is that right? I don't use that specific phrase just because of... The connotation. Because of what has gone on with it. The implication. No, dude.

I think it's just like... Allah is the greatest. Allah is the greatest. Allah is the greatest. People took a beautiful phrase and they destroyed it and they filled it with hate. Yeah, the connotations behind it. Oh, God so good? Well, Allah. What I mean, Allah, is there a God? You just said that you... Yes. Well, yeah, I worship Allah.

Fuck with all gods. And Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior? Well, I don't know if you can have that cake and eat it too. I don't know if you're allowed to have both of those things. You can't worship both, dude. You can't worship all gods. You most definitely can. That's greedy as fuck.

I'm doing it actively. Celebrating all holidays? Mm-hmm. Diwali and Kwanzaa and fucking Passover. Passover. I already, yeah. Whatever the Christians are doing these days. They're fucking around with everything.

Martin Luther King Day. That ain't religion. For me it is. Fucking love that guy, dude. He is the GOAT. He's sneaky GOATed. MLK is sneaky GOATed. On the low, dude. Very low-key GOATed. He's a low-key GOAT.

He was one of the first guys who I saw was victim to bad what's it called search seo bad seo like the number one thing you used to google that came up when you google martin luther king was like tapes of him like talking to a mistress or some shit like that like on google it was the top thing on google dude it's called white supremacy yeah they were just white supremacist his called white supremacy in the capitalist nation. Yeah, dude, it's fucking... Dude, you're based as fuck right now.

What type of time are you on? You're fucking Buddhist? I'm just spread in love, dude. Yeah. You're self-satisfied. Much. What did you come into? A woman or money?

No, neither. I'm not self-satisfied. Oh, I'm a little self-satisfied. See? What are you so smug about? I'm on the game lately. But... Yeah? Bro, I'm a little self-satisfied. See? What are you so smug about? I've been on the game lately. Yeah? Bro, I'm just practicing gratitude for the day.

It's crazy because I don't even feel like it's an act. Oh, no. It's real. You've been super open and you've been... I've been stopping myself from being a hater. What types of shit did you have to give up hating or would it be detrimental to even acknowledge them? It would be detrimental for me to acknowledge them, for sure. Was it people?

Individuals. Really? That are closer to where I am currently than others. Should we play Marco Polo and figure out

who they are? Who was it? Damn, now that... I never hated on anybody. Was it Ebony? No. He's right there. Ebony's a friend.

Yes. I would go as far as to say i love her and i would sacrifice for her was it stefan it was stefan not me the tech guy tech guy we have big beef the number three slash four tech guy in the pecking order no i'm just too negative and i'm i'm always just having inner battles with myself how did you even notice that you were too negative how did you even diagnose and i feel like that's a good first step. I don't remember. I think it had something to do with just last week. I was just traveling too much, spiraling downhill. Then I just had to rewire my brain. Dude, well, the good things about the undulations of the psyche is you'll

probably be back to hating in like two days. No, no, no. I haven't hated in a while. Yeah? Yeah. You turned over a new leaf? This has been a long going thing. Really? Yeah. How'd you get rid of it This has been a long going thing. Really? Yeah. How did you get rid of it? I feel like this would be helpful for people to figure out. Stay in your own lane. Focus on yourself. Damn, dude. That is- I'm not comparing myself to other people anymore. That is a fucking other pearl, dude. That is an absolute pearl. It is. You start comparing yourself to other people, you'll be like, why am I not getting what they have Why are my things not doing what their things are doing

You wonder why am I the lowest paid employee At the company And then you think oh well I'm blessed to be getting paid at all Why do I live in an apartment that looks like An Argentinian slum A lean-to that was built on top of another lean-to On top of another lean-to

I'm happy that everyone else is making money Happy that my friends are doing well In like a communal sense We're doing well was built on top of another lean to on top of another lean to. I'm happy that everyone else is making money. Happy that my friends are doing well. In like a communal sense, we're doing well. Yes. Me personally, but as like, you're a communist. Also as a man of God, you don't really, money's not really something that you focus on as much.

Yeah. Are you taking a vow of poverty? No, not quite, but I am. Next step is transferring over into a minimalist lifestyle. Dude, I watched a documentary on the minimalist before. Then like a month after that, I'll just be coming to work naked. No backpack, no phone, nothing. Just my voice. God's greatest gift is the voice.

Just floating through life. Yeah. Ass naked. Yeah. Hard as fuck. No money. No life. Yeah. Ass naked. Yeah. Hard as fuck. No money. No money.

Nothing. No worldly possessions. Nope. Just his voice, his ideas. Yep. All man needs. Just his voice and his vision. All his senses.

All you need is to be able to perceive, brother. Exactly. Because that's when you make the true connections. Not the worldly connection to pieces of fucking rectangular paper that you define yourself by amen i will say i have a bad stomach ache and i've had one since last night and it's i'm struggling to find what is what is blessing about that uh yeah you're slaves your earthly vessel right now you gotta fucking It's gonna give you the opportunity to be all the more thankful When you don't have that pain Exactly I ate a hot dog on the Amtrak

I ate a hot dog on the Amtrak yesterday It's been destroying my intestines From the man who brought you lobster roll from Wawa Yeah, lobster bisque boy Yeah Yeah, Amtrak hot dog is Much worse than the lobster bisque boy yeah yeah amtrak hot dog is much worse than the lobster bisque from wawa you were on on twitter being like yeah i'm shot apparently i'm the only one who eats the hot dogs

on amtrak i thought it was gonna be like a banger and then it got like three likes in like two minutes and i was like oh i guess no one else has done this it's like the comes in a bag comes in a bag is it one of those is duty i i felt it going down i was like that was a mistake but dude it i went so i had a spot i was in providence this weekend i had a spot at the stand last night at like seven i get in the uber to go to the stand and instantly it was like oh my i'm like it was like one of those times where like i don't know if i'm gonna make it like i might i'm actually might shit my pants from the hot dog i'm the hot dog i get in the i get to the stand go into there's like a there's like one one person bathroom i go in lock the door start shitting my brains out this person is standing outside of the door knocking

is anyone in there i'm like yeah someone's in here and then like five minutes go by and they're like is someone actually in there i'm like dude it's a one person bathroom why would the door be locked if no one was in here they like get the master key slide lock there's no key like it's like one of those it's like yes someone i said what do you think i did i disappeared into thin air it's like obviously someone is in here so i had to cut my shit loose and then three girls go into the bathroom. Damn, dude. What the fuck was that? So that got me fired up.

Were those the women that were banging on the door? Yeah. They had to go fucking do whatever. Probably, hopefully pray. I don't know what they were doing. I hope they were praying for forgiveness for making me cut my shit short. Yeah, that's one of the worst feelings. I had to go up on stage with a horrible stomachache and I explained to everyone.

And still pooping your butt. Yeah, I explained to them on stage. I said, I'm not feeling well. I have a bad stomach ache. Were they sympathetic, or did they think you were goofing? They thought I was goofing, but then I informed them I'm not actually goofing. This is, I have a terrible stomach ache. Please, someone give me Pepto-Bismol, and they're just laughing louder.

I had someone on standby, in case I had to leave. In case you shit yourself? In case I shit myself on stage. Then I didn't shit again. So it's still in my stomach and my stomach hurts bad. Wait, you haven't pooped since two days ago? This was last night. Oh, it was last night. Got it, got it.

Dude, I had the same conversation going on stage that I was about to, I was like, I might have to poop myself going on stage. Like, I thought it was just a natural body response to being like a little bit nervous and it's like you might have to shit yourself but then I was like,

no, it actually is real poop. It actually was, I don't, yeah. You need someone that's, instead of someone that will cover for you, you need someone

who will just come up there and poop with you. Yeah. Like shit in solidarity. Yeah, and just kind of have like a little group think idea about it.

That's what the fellas were saying PFT was like I'll shit with you dude if you shit yourself don't run off dude I'll just poop with you and he would he definitely would oh he would he's ride or fucking die he was popping his shirt off fucking immediately it's some absolute bullshit I know it's bullshit and he has like a body that's like perfect for

it's like all compact movements dude he has a body that's perfect to build mass yeah he does he's strong we saw him doing on the yak that one time i remember he was just throwing around 215 yeah he's fucking built like that dude i don't even make my fucking shoulder blades touch enough dude i don't even consider that my shoulder blades should be trying to fucking touch i saw a video of a dude who who like was sleeping with his hands behind his back they're like he's getting arrested in his dreams or whatever. But it was...

I don't think I could even sleep like that. I think it would pop both of them out, dude. No, you definitely couldn't do that. That would hurt so much. But it's probably great for your fucking posture. Dude, my shit cracks. I fell asleep the other day with my head like this. And I woke up and my hand was in so much much pain you just rushed to jerk off no i got

so asleep i like moved my arm and i moved my hand and it literally felt like i broke my arm because he was just like stretched like this for like three hours dude you definitely you're definitely gonna have some pinched ass nerves you're going down the wrong path dude you gotta start stretching now dude yes i don't believe in stretching i believe in god father stretch my hands type of shit that's the only stretching you'll be doing dude stretches my mind i bet he does dude i bet your priest is my mind into a better place it it takes you higher yeah i'm not a i'm not a priest guy like i don't fuck with that shit what color do you think heaven is white White. Really? It's all clouds. That's what you picture?

I imagine you're just walking on clouds. I picture it as a blue-green. No. Kind of a blue-green tint to everything. I would hope that there's like trees and beaches and mountains and stuff. Nah, dude. Probably not, dude. It's probably just buildings.

It's probably like a really economically set up downtown. That would suck. It's not built around cars. It's built around humans. Walkable city. Yeah, it's a super walkable city. Walkable levels. Cities that aren't walkable

suck ass. LA? Brutal. Sucks ass. Dallas? Sucks ass. Atlanta? Sucks ass, dude.

Oh, is Atlanta not walkable? Not at all. Sucks ass. I'm going there this weekend. BT Dub. Yeah, that was a little setup. I'll be in Atlanta this weekend performing my craft.

Performing your art in supplication of the one and only true Savior, Jesus Christ, Christian Jesus. I'll be preaching the good Lord's word. Six pack white Christian Jesus. Atlanta at the Earl. At the Earl? At the Earl. Tickets are in my bios. Plural.

Maybe get some Waffle House while you're down there? No, this is going to be one of those weekends where I don't leave the hotel. Why? Because it's not walkable, probably. It's not walkable because when I was in Philly, I had a kid, Connor Mook, who I know. So we hung out. Actually, that's not true. We didn't hang out, but we hung out enough.

But then I was in St. Louis. He's helping with the podcast. Yeah. And. But then I was in St. Louis. He's helping with the podcast. Yeah. And then Francis and me went to St. Louis. So we did a bunch of shit. And then I was with Colm in Providence. So we did shit too. But I'm not going with anyone for this.

And it's just going to be me and my thoughts. And of course, our Lord and Savior. Colm had that funny tweet about Dave. Yeah, it was funny. And he was texting us like, fellas, bump this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great. Tartine. Yeah. I've noticed that he can't pronounce it. Great Tartine. Yeah.

He's got some fucking nerve talking about Dave like that, dude. That shit's not fucking cool. I didn't think that was that fucking funny. Harry, this art you're perfecting, is it for man or is it for God? Yeah. Like, what do you really want out of this?

Are you trying to get more like earthly joy or are you trying to fucking make some cash that you can funnel up to your local pastor and he can give it to God? It's a combination of everything. I mean, I'm trying to spread laughter and spread joy on the world in the world so that god will accept me even more than he already does and maybe so they'd be more willing or in a mood to accept him exactly damn are you uh non-profit shows by the way these shows don't go it doesn't go to me wait but how come it's donated to the barstool fund i donate all the money to the Barstool Fund. You're merely a prophet.

Everyone knows the Barstool Fund is directly connected with God. You're the fourth biggest donor at this point. Yeah. When God created the world, he said one day, he's like, dinosaurs, fuck them. The Barstool Fund was his main goal. That's the one way. That's the one way. This is what we needed. Follow the Barstool fund was his main goal. That's the one way. That's the one way. This is what we needed.

Follow the barstool fund. And much like churches, it's tax exempt. So we can kind of just funnel any type of money through there. So all the money. That's the best part about it is actually what really is happening is I donated to the barstool fund and then I opened up my own business. Then they give me the money and it's tax free. But it is, you are doing it as a volunteer, though.

Yes. And it still feels good. It feels good because I don't have to pay tax. As the CEO of that other company, you've come into a great amount of money. Great amount of money. For the fact where you're taking a private plane. Visually, you were in need. Yeah, we are.

It is a very, we're doing well. You heard that Taylor Swift sold one of her planes. Sass bought it. I did. Through this other company. And he's fucking flying. But that's only to spread the word of God, dude.

If God doesn't want climate change to happen, may his mighty hand come down and fucking patch the ozone layer himself. We don't have nearly enough religious content at this company.

Yeah. I think that they're like, it's impolite to talk about religion. I think people like it's impolite to talk about religion i think people think it's like impolite to talk about politics and religion when really come to people come oh yeah i guess it's true what people come to listen to son of boy they want to hear sports they want us to talk to well gambling Well, gambling. Gambling. I don't want to hear about God. I saw that fat parlay you hit while you were fucking up in New England. Mm-hmm. God damn, that was a fat parlay.

I'm big into parlays these days. Yeah, what was it? First inning unders or some shit like that? I think I had the over on 150. Yeah. 150 runs in the first inning. Yeah, I scored. And it hit.

Hit the over. Oh. Cashed out. Good payday. But that only fuels up one fucking trip to the ocean in your boat, really, with the price of fucking gas these days. So it did dip a little bit. It's been dipping a little bit.

Gas has been going down a little bit. Joe is... He's doing a good job. Wait, what was Jack Back tweeting about this morning? The coral reefs are in a better position than they've ever been before, too? I don't know. What is that supposed to be? like a dig on the environment no it's he's saying that the environment that nature is healing on its own dude we don't need there are i have heard some shit like that which is actually pretty interesting that it can happen but it won't we're fucked are

we yeah all right greta thurnberg dude chill bro i'm sorry i forgot you were a fucking maga i forgot you were maga bro no i I forgot you were MAGA, bro. No, I'm just an atheistic existentialist, bro. I'm just trying to chill off my shit. I'm Mara. Huh? Mara. What's that?

Make America religious again. Oh, I thought you were going to say Republican, dude. No, no, no, no. Mara? Mm-hmm. All right, I fuck with that. Make America religious again? I think religion can fucking pop.

Like, we do need, we're about to need God more than ever. Yeah. right i fuck with that make america religious again i think religion can fucking pop like we do need we're about to need god more than ever yeah we all have sins that we need to shit that they're teaching or how does how do banned books work dude that shit is so dumb i went through a big uh i did like a deep dive on that like every book is banned but they're not actually like who like what is a banned book yeah by like is it by like oh it's not in the curriculum like yeah no the curriculum they read a bunch of dumb ass books in high school they read a bunch of shakespeare and all this dumb shit yeah we had like banned books and then like yeah it's not like if you're like in high school and you go to the you go to the you go to

the bookstore and you buy slaughterhouse five they're not gonna like you're not gonna get arrested yeah it doesn't like i don't understand it at all. Things that are popular movies, like The Hate You Give is a banned book right now. That was a movie that popped off. We had banned books, and then we read The 25th Hour, and there was a scene where women are doing ass-to-ass.

Then we read Trainspotting. Is that a pleasure? Do you get pleasure out of that? It's probably finance, bro.os, about 30 of them sitting in a room all circling two women who are on all fours with a double-ended dildo and they slam their asses together and the guys chant ass to ass. Damn. That was, that's what was in our fucking curriculum.

And they're banning other books. They're like banning- I didn't read any good books in school. The best book I read was Huckleberry Finn. Yeah? Yeah, that book book was great because it had the n-word in it no it's just a good ass incredible no it's a good story it was this edgelord ass book they should give like the the curriculum should have better books yeah any book that i've read outside of high school has been a better book than i've ever read in high school well they're just like they wonder why no one reads the books like yeah because no one wants to read this fucking shit that's not even in English

from 3,000 years ago. It is a whole different... Rapes of Wrath. Yeah. Or like Petra and the Rye. Or the fucking Great Gatsby. Which are all like... Great Gatsby sucks. It like fantasizes a time that people can't relate to.

It was probably cool to the people at the time who were like, oh, they're doing these cool parties and shit like that. But it's like, that's not the type of parties that are cool anymore. No. You can't relate to it's probably cool to the people at the time who were like oh they're doing these cool parties and shit like that but it's like that's not the type of parties that are cool anymore now you can bring me to a great gaspy party i think you're a fucking loser dude what the fuck are you talking about been to one of those no dude i just haven't been cool enough to be invited to one to be honest with you yeah it would be fucking sweet definitely go with those fucking losers dude with the fucking... On a suit. Yeah, wearing a suit, dancing all fucking... Sick. Yeah, that would be fucking fire.

And like that. Girls can wear a fucking like necklace on their forehead or whatever the fuck they wore back then, dude. Ugly fits back then. Yeah, ugly ass hairstyles. They were not throwing fits back then.

And they were definitely stinky, dude. They definitely were fucking smelly as fuck. But I tried to rewatch The Great Gatsby, the movie the other night, and it is sweet. Baz Luhrmann does go off it's not that good of a movie

it looked fun to me it's way too long I fell asleep during it there's a little Betty Byrne the only good scene is the scene where Leonardo DiCaprio

turns around and lifts his wine glass hello old sport Gatsby that's what it says my name is yeah say my name

Gatsby I'm about to start launching these things dude my name is yeah say my dad's b i'm about to start launching these things dude each more ergonomically while you do that harry why don't you read the first ad oh okay we didn't know we had those still let me see what we got here i didn't even realize there's money connected to this show. God damn. Guys, let's talk about Raycon. Raycon's everybody's earbuds. Raycon's everyday earbuds look, feel, and sound better than ever. With optimized gel tips for the perfect in-ear fit,

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I'm so sick and fucking tired of the politics. Sick and tired of the goddamn politics. Let's talk shop. Let's talk guy shit. Wait, we can talk about the most dangerous game show when you said that quote. Do you want to talk about that? Herb Brooks? Yeah, I'm so sick and fucking tired of the politics. I'm sick and tired of hearing about how good of a hockey team the Russians

have. Screw them! You should have said that quote. You should have hit him with some money. Well, I did say that, but then I replaced the Russians with Tommy Smokes. Yeah, now I remember. People thought you wrote that speech for me. I know. It means it's gas. Yeah, now I remember. People thought you wrote that speech for me. I know. It means it's gas.

I actually, people are like, the speech was really easy to write. I took like four quotes and put them on a piece of paper and then I just like made shit up in between them. I think people were impressed and they didn't realize it.

They were impressed with your stage presence as you said it. They didn't realize you... I was nervous as fuck for that for some reason. You had some really nice pacing. I mean, yeah, it was a big video, dude. It was to be seen by a lot of fucking people. I was really nervous for that.

And the money was on the line. I was also shit-faced. You were? I was obliterated. Were you actually? I drank like 20 drinks before that. Yeah, they were feeding you booze. But that was the time...

Sassy on his... They needed sassy on his edge. That was before you found the Lord, though. I quit drinking. Yeah, you were still... Real this time. You were still going to the bottle. I'm actually doing it the time. Sassy on his, they needed sassy on his edge. That was before you found the Lord though. I quit drinking. Yeah, you were still. Real this time. You were still going to the bottle.

I'm actually doing it this time. Salvation. Every week. No, but I went to the stand last night. I had one truly. Which is just like not drinking anything. It is.

You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. That's, that's called dedication, self-awareness, self-control. Yeah, when you can only have one.

When everyone's like, come on, get another, get another. I was saying that to you, like Chappelle. The man in my head. Chappelle in a towel. Get one more. You can have one more. And I was like, no. And then I lived a little sassy.

And I looked at God and I said, these guys. Humans be gone. You just put the staff down. Yeah. You should be one of those dudes that dresses like Jesus and like just hitchhikes from church to church

and is like, excuse me, do you have any, a meal? I'm going to start just carrying an acoustic guitar on my back at all times. And grow out a beard,

wear some thong sandals and have an acoustic guitar. Yeah. And naked. And naked all the time, yeah? Well, I'm going to start practicing nudism. Nudism?

Here goes KB. Running. Poor guy, dude. Poor guy. Just always trying to satisfy some earthly want. Trying to work on his body, not knowing that he should be worried about the body of Christ instead.

He should. Yeah, dude. He's fucking lost. You don't care about your body anymore. If it is God's will for you to be jacked, then God's will be done. I would have been jacked. You would have already been jacked.

I put me on this planet to be a frail skinny man with a big belly. A man whose only enemy is a gust of wind. That's where the belly comes in. It kind of anchors you against the gust of wind. God didn't have a belly. Or Jesus didn't. Oh, no, dude.

Jesus had obliques like Usher. Saw a man like me and he said, I'm going to bless him with the warmth of a nice belly. So he may not be cold for the wintry months. Yes. They didn't know that it was the fucking true path to be fat as fuck and in Jesus' time it was probably a compliment

he's still probably living off that fucking zero BC timetable when it was sweet to be fat yeah Caesar was probably fat dude he was trying

to bless you could have been he was looking out for you as a fucking dog he was fuck yes bro is that bagel hitting you right now

mine was actually really good was yours good yeah it was fucking incredible I'm gonna start going there more little egg salad at a reasonable price point too what was it Is that bagel hitting you right now? Mine was actually really good. Was yours good? Yeah, it was fucking incredible. I'm going to start going there more. A little egg salad. At a reasonable price point, too?

What was it? $6? $6. $6 for lunch? I feel like I'm fucking robbing someone. I'm paying them. You can't get a $5 footluck. You're paying me.

They are. They're just jamming money into your mouth. What'd you get? Egg salad, though? Egg salad. I love egg salad. I don't know. That's kind of...

No one makes egg salad like my mama. Yeah. Nobody make egg salad like mama do. Southern sass. Yeah. Just getting ready for Atlanta. Ma, where the egg salad at? I don't know if I'm doing southern there or what I'm doing.

You're doing whatever you're doing. Yeah, I liked it, dude. Mama. That's Brandon. Yeah. I was going to say it was racist, and I realized it, dude. Mama. That's Brandon. Yeah. I was going to say it was racist, and I realized it was a Brandon impression. Was it racist?

I thought I was just doing a white person. I don't think I am racist, bro. Please don't say that. I don't think I'm racist, man. Please don't say that. Please. I don't think I'm racist, man. Please don't say that. Please. I don't think of myself that way. You really, all you have is how you see yourself.

Exactly. And how the Lord sees you, of course. And dude, you know what's crazy is everybody has a different version of you. You exist, you exist like in as many people as you know, as a whole different version of yourself. Or even crazier, in as many people as know you and they all have a different version and some of those motherfuckers hate you. Spitting on us bro. I can't think

about that at all. That everybody has a different version of you? That conversation now? Will we all spiral out of control? Every single person has a different version. Like this is my first version I'm making of this guy and he's fucked dude. He'll never make it out of it. I just saw how he was walking, dude.

I was like, oh, he's a doofus. Oh, he's killing the game, bro. No, he's never going to be anything except for that version of him. This is why you're spreading way too much hate for me right now. No, it's not hate, dude. I looked at him and I saw a bundle of joy. I saw an opportunity. Yeah? Yeah. I said, hey, brother, you still

got time to fix opportunity. Yeah? Yeah. I said, hey, brother, you still got time to fix this. Yeah. We need an extreme. I saw potential when I saw him. Oh, makeover. I'm a better man. That you're not fucking trapped to your stupid fucking walk. No.

To your stupid gate. We'll fix that walk. That is actually the best thing about the walk, that you can always fix it, that you can always get a better fucking walk. First look, first look. All right, yeah. thing about the walk that you can always fix it that you can always get a better fucking walk first look first look alright yeah that was a bad whistle actually a really good whistler that was a dude by the way that walked by

and say I think you could be one of Glennie's angels well that's the thing as far as we know think you could be one of Glennie's angels. Well, that's the thing. As far as we know, Glennie could be God. I mean, what if God was one of us type of shit? It would be Glennie. God is the least of us. Glennie has a group of angels that come in and bless

him with their big breasts every week. Big breasted presents. Hey, Glennie, take a look at these breasts. And he asked them questions like, what do you think about these? Hey, when was the last time you put a popsicle in your pussy? Yeah. Hey, I was thinking a hot dog could be fun.

A hot dog in your ass. Hey, how about we get a hot dog in your ass and a toothbrush in your pussy? And he always brings it back to food, dude. And it gets like 20 million views on Instagram. And they like, think it's hilarious.

They're like, that's incredible. Will you fuck me? He sends it to us and he's like, this is what you should be doing. You know that face he used to make

when he took the first sip of beer? Me? Glennie. No. I think he makes that when he takes the first lick of a person. It's like a vinegar stroke.

You don't like shredded lettuce. Glennie never had beer before? No, it was just, it was like a trope of don't like shredded lettuce Have you never had beer before? No it was just You never watched Booze and Burgers bro? Booze and Burgers Was that Oh okay I never did the deep dive

I gotta catch up on those Yeah Honestly there's probably I've heard Netflix bought it Yeah They did But then there were like Some episodes where they're like

You can't play this So he bought it back Yeah He bought it back from them And he's putting it out Now it's on pay-per-view On glennieballs.com And they're bringing, you can't play this. He bought it back. He bought it back from them and he's putting it out. Now it's on pay-per-view on glennieballs.com. And they're bringing it back up. They're letting him... Slash jokes.

Slash funny. Because on the other ones, this shit is not funny and it's not a joke at all. He's into some dark shit sexually that I cannot fucking say. You touched on something brilliant though. I like when people put comedy in their email. Oh yeah. A lot of people, a lot of comedians, though. I like when people put comedy in their email. Oh, yeah.

A lot of people, it's like a lot of comedians, their Instagram will just be like, comedy Roan. Funny Roan. Musicians, too. Roan Music 1. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Damn, Roan Music 1. Roan Bars. Roan's got bars. Yeah. ExtraBars.com. Little Sass Comedy. Little Sass Very Funny Comedian. Yeah. At Hotmail. Crowd work sass

Dude you are a goat at crowd work When are you putting out your crowd work album Soon Exclusively crowd work You'll never have to write a joke again Just you absolutely fucking destroying The poor bastards in the splash zone Yeah crowd work is

I do not do crowd work it's not really my thing i stick to the script calm that's it if we're sucking off calm dude he had that other tweet where he's like dude no one thinks anything's as funny as like 20 year old comedians doing crowd work oh yeah because and everyone thought that was about me yeah i don't do crowd work and also that's about he was referencing the people that post like 700 i mean all young people are good at crowd work and they that's about he was referencing the people that post like 700 I mean some people are good at crowd work and they post crowd work clips and they're really funny but then other people it'll just be like

the dumbest it'll just be like nothing happened but it'll have and just clip things just to keep on especially on TikTok I think they don't want to waste their jokes so they just try and get one shitty crowd work clip yeah also there's a difference between like being able to like I mean obviously like something could be funny if you're at the show, but

that's probably not going to play that well online if you're referencing someone you can't even see in the video and stuff like that. Yeah. It's like they probably have a good point. Yeah. You do actually suck. Yeah. Good stuff with the Seals. What? The Navy Seals, both shows in Providence.

Oh, yeah. There's a lot of Navy boys blaming their asses. There was a lot of Navy boys flaming their asses. There was a lot of kids in the Navy at my shows. Bro, they'd whip your ass, bro. What do you have against the Navy? They were awesome. No, I wasn't anything against them. You said you were flaming them.

No, I was kidding. I do jokes, bro. Yeah, what were they? It's not like you'll ever have Navy guys again. Are you in the Navy or some shit? I i fucking respect them my aunt got divorced from a guy who's in the navy dude yeah damn damn oh sorry i didn't mean to hit home i didn't mean to touch close so yeah it was fucking important to me actually was really one really weird encounter that i had where i was like talking about something with like dads and i like asked some kid like something about his dad and he was

like he like didn't really answer it and then all of his friends were like no no dude tell him tell him like patting on the back and he was like my dad left when i was a kid and i was like oh okay like what am i supposed to like why were your friends well what did they think i was gonna say this would be good yeah Watch what he does with this. He's a fucking magician. Dude, that is shit I've ever heard in my life. We were literally like, dude, you got to tell him. And the kid was like clearly like not wanting to tell me.

And then he was like, oh, my dad left when I was a kid. My dad actually got his head exploded in front of me. All right. Well, I was like, we'll move on from that. You remember Jared Fogle? Yeah. He was really uncomfortable. I live next to a subway now.

So tell him. But those boys were awesome. Actually, there was a group of Navy kids at the first show and a group of Navy kids at the second show and they were all awesome. We liked to talk. Actually, we went and played pool with them at the end of the second show. Sigmas attract sigmas and

they could tell by how you talk that you speak their language yeah guys who are on sports teams firefighters and fucking navy dudes are your your core audience yeah what what was up with this shit that you're trying to throw me into the fantasy shit i'm trying to watch this movie last night one text every 30 seconds about the eagles yeah they got it they know i don't i I don't know if the Eagles are going to take it home this year. Yeah, probably not. Some dudes I know from college, and I was going to say they're not mics, but there's like 10 dudes in the group and two

of them actually are named mics, but they're two different mics. And they keep kicking me out. Even though I've texted it once and I just keep on getting kicked out and then added back in. It's very weird. Do you remember what the last text was before you got kicked out?

They kicked you out to protect you. No, I don't. It was pictures of a woman breastfeeding. Oh, no, I saw that, though. Yeah, and then they're like, they're like,

Jesus Christ. It was already on my phone. That's what I'm saying. You got that. And then they just kicked me out again today. They kicked you out again. Why?

Because you weren't answering, probably. You got to say something to be in the group. But they were trying to protect you from the breastfeeding shots. They didn't want you to see these random girls posting breastfeeding on their Instagram. I was having a fun time. I was reading all the

texts. I just wasn't replying. No, they are funny as fuck, but they were like they were laughing about it. They're like, yeah, we invited him into our fantasy football group. They're like, we want to have you in our league. And then they just showed you pictures of breastfeeding and kicked you out of the group. I'm not going to be in the league.

Why not? You said you would for a second. I did say I would, but I'm not going to. I don't know. Why not? Let's just be on. We'll host the team together or whatever. And then you'll have something to talk about during football season.

Yeah. And you can cover it financially since you're doing this whole god shit now and you don't care about money. What's the buy-in? I think it's like $1,000. Oh, I'll do that. Actually? Yeah, sure. You will? Yeah, but I gotta get, what is the, if I cover the whole thing, how much do you, how much do I make?

And then you would get 25% and I get 75%. No, no, no, no. I think it would be I would get 75% and you would get 25%. I'd be doing the work. But I'd be paying. No, it's like backing someone. I think I would get 75 and you would get 25. I'd be doing the work. But I'd be paying. No, it's like backing someone. It's like the World Series of Poker. No, I don't play by those dumb rules. If I'm giving you all the money because you clearly can't afford it, then why would I get 25% of the win? Because I'm going to be doing the work the whole season for the fantasies. Oh, we'll do 50 50-50 split. Alright, fine. You put in 100%. I'm not paying $1,000. You can tell them that.

I could swing $100, maybe. Just drop a zero and I'm good. We'll put it on a payment plan. Team up with Jordan Woodruff. How much is she making? She's making a lot of money, apparently. You guys hear this? $25,000? A day or something like that?

Maybe we should not tell people. I heard it from like somebody that's making its way around so we might as well just browse it's so funny how it's a copycat leak though

already people have made them and are making them it is hilarious in the office it's so funny dude people this is actually and I'm not even joking at all

like the one thing that has helped my like mental health so much since whenever I had my collapse and I went to Denver is like

stopped caring about how much other people make because that shit was literally destroying and that's like everyone here they're like you're fucking you're Jordan's making 25,000 you fucking and it's like yeah I don't like good for her I don't give a fuck yeah what am I gonna do go we don't have

to like give me that I should be getting some of that I should be getting some of that. I should be getting $25,000. Hey, I've been here longer. Yeah, that's not fair. We actually tell jokes, all right? I'm busting my ass an hour a week. I should be getting that. That's like everyone here.

People are so... A lot of pocket watching going on here. And just whining. Yeah. Shout just whining. Yeah. Yeah. Shut up, dude. That actually has been a good thing. I don't really, I don't give a fuck who's making how much.

How'd you get to that point though? Because you're- I got denied my raise and then I was like, oh, okay. That was like your whole personality for a few years. Oh, that's all I would think about ever was like, dude, did you- And since then you haven't cared about it once. It's always like lies. Oh, did you hear hear big abs making six mil a year always shit like that then you're like damn what it's like always like yeah well uh this guy who was on the jet with dave

six years ago told this guy that this person has equity in the company and you're like what why don't I have equity? And you haven't cared about that shit. Even like after the case race, you didn't care about that or anything. Oh no, I did care about it then, but that was cause I was belligerently drunk.

Yeah. And that's when the old you came out. The old me came back. That's when I had to go home and pray the demons out. Yeah. That honestly was scary that I was like, fuck, Sass is showing his dark side.

That was a bad, I, I have like repressed memories from that, that his dark side. Yeah, that was a bad. No, Sass! I have like repressed memories from that that come back and just destroy me for like 10 minutes. Yeah. It's crazy how repressed memories can just throw you into a cycle of... Literally just come back out of nowhere and I'm like, oh, did I say that? After the case race.

It's all about the case race, too. That's the only time you've had regret. And then I'm like... I introduce you to regret. You know, liquor is Latin for Lucifer. It's the only time you've had regret. And then I'm like I introduce you to regret. You know liquor is Latin for Lucifer? It's not surprising. I look up and I thank God for the day.

Oh! What the fuck was that? You sound like the 300 right there. Oh! We're escaping. Is that the dog? Yeah. That was the dog in me. Sounds like you need to manscape your throat right now, bro. You need to fucking clear that

shit up. Let's talk manscaped. If you haven't already heard, it's a smooth sack summer. When you're playing in the summer... That's funny. Make sure that you're escaped from the pubes to bum. That's right. That's funny make sure that you're escaped from the pubes to bum that's right that's

funny this summer to keep your balls cool while still looking hot with manscape that this has to be the best copywriting job in the business you just make nut and butt jokes all day and it's like this is silky nuts yeah this is the summer of crisp cock. They definitely just hired Tucker Max to come in and fuck a copyright. Who's Tucker Max? He's this Arthur. He's this author who used to talk about stories of girls shitting themselves. Oh, yeah. I feel like I've heard that name before.

That's why I was wondering. AB, I think he'd reference him a lot. He's definitely an early inspiration of KB's raucous writing style. Probably Francis's, too. Should we make the Francis announcement or what? Should we wait for another? We shouldn't make that announcement yet? All right, we'll wait for someone else.

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like mid next month or something like that magic magic matte disposable shaving mats which you always need if your ball hair is like getting on the floor because like honestly the shape of a toilet isn't isn't shaped for ball hair to just fall directly into it you can't aim your ball hair trimmings like you can with Francis' contract. Yeah, exactly. Which was really just really streamlined like a nice contract. Get 20% off and free shipping. Use code SUN at manscaped.com. That's 20% off and free

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Like two NBA players stats. Player A or B. Yeah. Every part of the stats. Who sold out what shows in Providence. Yeah. Just touch your shoulder blades.

Providence was fun, dude. It's a shithole of a city though come on dude i don't think you mean that oh dude st louis is a nice definitely didn't go to the david busters a lot all right so i looked up comedy connection i think is in east providence right not downtown oh and went to so you were kind of in the sticks but yeah it's charming you guys stayed at the hilton such a shitty i mean obviously the hilton sucks but it was like dude this hotel was so shitty i go into my room and i it literally it smelled like some it smelled like someone died in the room and then they sprayed like an

overwhelming amount of this like a lemon chemically spray to like cover up the smell death wait did it smell worse than that death in LA in that parking lot? No, no, God no. Yeah, that was actual death. Do you think you guys smelled the real body? Oh, 100%. Yeah, we were talking to some guy after he was like, oh no, you don't want to be down here after the sun

goes down. It was literally a dead body. It was the strongest smell that I'd think that I'd ever smelled in my life. It was just pervasive. Shocking. And the best tacos that I'd ever had in my life about two steps from there. I didn't think those tacos were that great.

They were way too spicy, dude. Those were the spicy ones. I love the spice. You didn't get a spicy one, that's why. I had three tacos there. And the quesadillas. I definitely got the spicy one. I fucking hate the guy who thinks the other person didn't get the spicy one

who else cause Tommy Cron no mine was spicier cause no but exactly that human in my defense so we all had like we all got three

yeah and me Tommy and Roan all ate one Tommy was like freaking the fuck out and mine was just not spicy at all so I was like

it was like a little it was like peppers like not spicy I was like Tommy what the fuck is wrong with you like I was like are all. So I was like, it was like a little, it was like peppers, like not spicy. I was like, Tommy, like what the fuck is wrong with you? Like I was like,

are you like kidding? Like I was like, that was literally not spicy. And then I got another one and then you saw both sides of the car. That one just beat the fuck out of me.

Like I was like, dude, I was out of breath because I was like, I was, it was so hot. It was like habanero. Yeah,

it was delicious. I thought it was incredible. That one was way too spicy for me. I didn't like it. Tire, stand,ero. Yeah, it was delicious. I thought it was incredible. That one was way too spicy for me. I didn't like it. Tire stand taqueria? Tire something? Yeah. Watch the neighborhood eats when it comes out. It was crack. But there was also definitely a dead body in that exact lot.

Maybe like a dead animal, but I can't really differentiate. It would have had to be like a dead bear or something. It had to be like a big dead animal. Like a month old dead bear. Food smell did mask it incredibly well though. Oh yeah, it's probably a cilantro. Just a little bit of cilantro will just do that.

It'll make it way fucking smoother. That was fun though. LA was a good time. That was by far my favorite one we've done in terms of food. Did you go to the Dave and Buster's in Providence or no? No, we went to this place called... And what about the mall overlooking the river?

No, dude, we didn't have that much time. Also, I sent Harry a nice like anybody. Anything in Providence? Yeah. Why not reply? I'm so bad with it. I just see a text message. You just found your own Coke or Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm so bad with it. I just see a text message.

You just found your own coke or what? I reply and then I don't reply. I heard the coke and probably. I hung out with your buddy, your buddy Mullen's cousin. Really? He was out there. Huh? He's got a drug problem.

I'm kidding. I literally didn't even talk to him. I saw him once and we were outside. What type of drugs? H. Really? We were outside shooting What type of drugs? H. Really? We were outside shooting. It's so funny, though, because like, Providence is like, what?

It's like, maybe it's like not a great city, but it's not like, like, I like walked to the store by myself. And I came back and everyone was like, dude, you can't just do that here. Yeah, that's not true. You're a six foot white man. Not to be like a cocky asshole, but it's like, we live in New York. Yeah, that's not true. You're a six foot white male. Not to be like a cocky asshole, but it's like we live in New York. I think I can handle walking across the street to a gas

station by myself. A lot of people like to upplay where they live and make it seem like, oh, this is the most dangerous place. I think it is like eighth in murders. People also like to do that when they come to New York. Like I,

all of them, all my friends that came here over the summer, they're all like, Oh, they always like tell these stories about like seeing homeless people and they make it seem like, which I'm sure I did this too, but they make it,

it's like the stories that they explain are just like normal day to day interactions. Yeah. Everyone has. Yeah. Yeah. Bro, this homeless guy was yelling at me.

It's like, yeah, they do that. You'll, they do that every'll they do that every single day that will never end it's their job yeah they get paid hands people humble yeah what the fuck is che doing he just keeps on walking by saluting us all these people that are on the surviving barstool think that they're fucking hot shit oh yeah i have noticed a pep

in all of their steps why do they all have this fucking cocky pep in theirs? Are they all fucking each other or what? It's almost like when they got on the show, it's like everybody in the office is now working for them. But maybe. We'll see. It kind of is. I mean, like, I can't even sit at my desk because that's where the whole thing is.

Really? Yeah. Damn, dude. So we have to update the log for the active shooter that's planning to come in that we told them exactly where your desk was earlier? I don't want to be a part of that. Where has Frank the Tank been sitting?

Did you see his Buzzcut video? Yeah, I did. He really goes at it. That's what a lot of people do, though. When you become a regular Buzz guy, or a bald dude, they aggressively shave their heads. They don't have the time of day to take time with it. Have you ever seen the videos of the dudes they just smack their shaving cream on their head and then they're just like

with like a real razor and you can hear it like an asmr thing it's it's awesome oh but i interrupted you my brother what were you about to say my brother oh uh i was just gonna say providence is also very different uh summer versus school year because there's like a dozen colleges i think yeah so it's a much different city it's better during our school year. Because there's like a dozen colleges, I think. Yeah. So it's a much different city. It was better during our school year. There was like no one. I'm more insulated for white folk like Harry.

There's more people like you, but I liked it both times a year. I lived year round. I'm a diverse man. I'm a, you know, been around the world twice. Talked to everyone once. Yeah, frog man.

Yeah. You're the diverse man. You ain't diverse, dude. You don't know shit about shit. You're neurodiverse. You ain't the reverse, dude. You don't know shit about shit. You're neurodiverse. You're neurodivergent. You don't know shit about dick, bro. Yeah, I fucking do, dude.

I watched this movie last night. Talk to me. Walk the line. Johnny Cash. I'm Johnny Cash. It was so fucking good. Got me so fired up. What did he do more of?

Drugs or cheating on his woman? He only cheated on his woman once. With Jude. Carter. Cash. No way. Spoiler alert. So he fucking buried a new bitch?

Yeah. So how do you know he only cheated once? That sounds like he definitely cheated more than that. Oh, this is the first time I've ever done it. That's what they showed in the movie, bro. Yeah. You can't be talking shit about the movie when you've never seen it. I probably have seen it.

It just probably wasn't good enough to leave a mark on me. It was fantastic. Joaquin Phoenix. You don't like Joaquin Phoenix? No, I fuck with Joaquin Phoenix. The best actor ever. He's a good actor. He's so fucking good.

I don't like when people, you can just be like brooding and like fucking mean and people are like, oh, that's fucking great acting. I guess I'm hating. I'm not like you. He's an amazing actor. He learned how to play all the, they played the instruments from scratch. Even Reese Witherspoon. Oh, really?

He learned how to play them and they sang the songs. They weren't even dubbed over. That's pretty impressive. Googled it. They weren't dubbed over. So he sang them and he's got a damn good johnny cash voice which also so side with you a little bit doing a johnny cash impression impression not that easiest one it's not like you have that reese witherspoon has like a legitimately good voice yeah yeah the voice

of a god one might say it is infuriating that a lot of these like hollywood actresses just have like uh they'll just be able to like pop out like an album quality singing voice just like why why are you telling me everything like the best singing coaches in the world yeah and they're probably like music theater trained and shit like that which is absolutely that was a good movie that was a that was a i don't know if i would call it a feel-good movie but it had me feeling good i had a smile on my face while i was watching that really old smile hell yes i just loved i love johnny cash he he's he's uh like a manly dude but is he a dark character or what oh big time addict alcoholic what type of drugs pills barely even drugs though honestly he was big time addicted to him went crazy if a scientist is making something i don't really consider it a drug that's smart you know what

i mean philosophy to live by yeah that's just up in a fucking ditch that's just how the fuck i feel i i saw a nope that uh the jordan peele movie i heard heard it sucks. Logan Paul told me that. Who? Logan Paul. Oh, I forgot that he said that. Actually, I should have read those tweets before I saw it because I probably would have hated it. I would have been like, fuck yeah, Logan's right. Dude, Logan's the chill Paul brother.

Yeah, he gets it. Yeah. No, wait, was it good? Yeah, it was fucking awesome. Scary? A little spooky. A little. Yeah. You were a little spooked, spooked weren't you yeah you're a grown man yeah that's gay yeah as a grown man you should never be scared johnny cash taught me that i found out yesterday that i was gay yeah when you watched nope a little

bit of pee came out of my dick when a fucking climactic thing happened during Nope. Damn, I gotta see it now. But there were subtitles in the movie, and it fucking threw me off. Oh yeah, I saw you tweet about that. How is that? I've never seen a movie that happened. It's actually really weird, because I was really thinking, I wish movie theaters would do subtitles. Is that crazy? It was like a big movie theater. It wasn't like some arthouse bullshit, like fucking bending the knee to the hearing impaired

dude this was a massive chain theater and there were what were the reasons for the for the subtitles no one else batted an eye dude i was about to fucking at first i was like in the back of my mind i was like i need to ask someone to turn these off that would be the biggest asshole move yo can we get these off like not people do. I feel like a majority of people nowadays, they watch movies with subtitles on. Do you guys? Not me, Jack. Anything serious. Yeah, I know a lot of people

who they strictly do. They won't even get pissed if the subtitles aren't on already. What's their reasoning, Owen? I just have a shitty attention span, probably. I like to try and read some of the shit as it's going. I don't know. Yeah?

Is it hard to understand? It started with Game of Thrones, because I watched all seven or eight seasons of Game of Thrones in two weeks to catch up for the finale, and I did that with subtitles, and I found it helpful. I used to hate it, and now I watch everything with subtitles. I don't know why. Yeah, I don't care for it.

I don't care for it at all. It just kind of distracts my brain a little bit. I thought it was distracting too. I mean, it depends on what the subtitles look like too. Like the Netflix subtitles are the best ones by a mile. Just those white ones. Yeah. If it's got the black border.

Yeah, nothing on YouTube. Fuck that. Fuck that. Yeah, just the white. It's got to be the crisp white letters very crisp white but i still i just a little bit of a shadow a little bit of a shadow oh drop a little bit of a shadow one thing i did think it was helpful for when like there was like music playing and they would say like the lyrics of the song because that was probably i guess intentional by the director

it's almost like watching a director's cut of it. Or it's like watching the scripted cut, like reading the script along with it. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, but I had it on for the rehearsal for Nathan Fielder's show, and that gave away kind of jokes. I hate when they do that.

I hate when that happens. Before I could even tell it was going to be Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka's song, it tells me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get that. That has happened to me. It ruins like punchlines. So

you guys are on my side now? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Debate master. The Lincoln Douglas debate master strikes again. Yeah, let's do some more debates on this show. I fucking swayed you. Challenging someone to a debate is funny as fuck, dude. I feel like like sports writers like to do that. Like

politic like fucking heads. I feel like like sports writers like to do that like politic like fucking I feel like Che would definitely challenge someone challenge me to debate me then yeah let's debate because that way neither person wins and the fans of the person disagree with the person they were already fans of yeah it's true I also don't have like well thought out enough opinions on

anything to debate someone debate now like oh yeah that is actually a fucking good point. I feel like just debating is just listing so many things so the other person just can't... It's all about just like holding your composure and being loud at the same time.

Yeah. It's more about just convincing people you know what you're talking about. I would just try to talk too fast. Somebody say Tommy was like hypnotizing the girls on Most Dangerous with the word competitor. Was he?

He just kept saying it. Really? Dude, people gave Tommy a lot. Too much credit? A little bit. That's fine. This isn't hate. This is within the realm of the show.

You're not hating on him. I guess we already talked about this, though. We didn't. Oh, I forgot Boy Dad came out before the finale. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like people like Tommy got played a little bit as they considered him to be a little more of a mastermind than I thought. Yeah.

I think everyone else was just being really stupid. Yeah. Including myself. Who voted for Tommy and gave him the win. Yeah, but that's not what I'm talking about. Like, everyone was like, oh, dude, like Tommy, blah, blah, blah. As soon as Tommy came up to me, I said this in the after show, as soon as he came up to me, I was like, dude, don't fucking talk to me because I know Tommy, I'm friends with

Tommy. Like if he comes up to me trying to be all serious, like I know it's going to be like something that he's lying. Yeah. Or like after the show, like he'd just be like dude like i did pretty like he'll just yeah like kind of like giggle and laugh and like i guess i won again but uh yeah super happy for him i was happy for him too yeah same fucking my goat is up yeah that's my twin yeah that really is dude shout out to your fucking twin in them

it's my twin. Yeah, dude. Tommy's funny. I love seeing funny people, or I love realizing that funny people are funny. Yeah, Tommy's been killing the game. I feel like that's like a gift when you can see the funny side of someone, when you can sense humor in someone. He's been slaying. Yeah.

It'll come crashing down, though. I was talking with Frankie Borelli about this recently. Yeah, that he's actually a big, he's already like a big cock sucker on me yeah oh yeah he's got a mile of cock in his mouth at all times oh no no like fruit by the foot like a magician with a ribbon dude and he could just pull out the cock yeah dude he has the most and uh i think that's brother i think that's your insecurities what are you talking about that's your insecurities weighing down on yourself. No, dude, I put him under the fucking wing. What the fuck you got in your mouth?

What? What the fuck you got in your mouth? Be honest. I have fucking, I got a- Be real with me for one minute. I got a 10K of cock, dude. I got 3.1 miles of cock in my mouth. It takes a cocksucker to know a cocksucker, bro, and I can fucking sniff him out a mile away.

Damn straight. I got cock in my mouth, brother. I ain't ever sucked a cock in my whole goddamn life. You never seen a cock? You let it sit there. Yeah. I don't know. You just parked it there.

You just let it rest on your tongue like a breath mint. It's like a little tic-tac. Enough, bro. Yes, dude, you did, dude. Just come clean. Say that you let a cock rest like a tic-tac. Speaking of that, let's talk about calm. No, bro.

Not yet. Why? Because they're not going to want to be next to you talking about tic-tacs and cocks. Just say that shit first and then we'll fucking talk about calm. Oh, y'all got me fucked up oh got me fucked up right now bro dude you're a really good actor bro thank you holy fuck dude that transported me to the fucking moment right there you're living realistically in imaginary circumstances which i believe is the definition of acting is what else what else is there to talk

about bro what else happened this week? Bernie sat on the fucking steps of the fucking Capitol. What'd he do there? I don't know. Shitting? Yeah, he took a big fucking shit on the Senate floor. He marched in and said

he was tired of this shit and then symbolically took a fucking sleepy ass poop on the floor. And then Kamala Harris, she didn't suck the poop, but she sort of just let it sit on her tongue. Let's talk about calm.

That's what they're going to want to hear. It says right here, link it to something political. Let's talk about calm. Calm. Look guys, big news. Oh, I'm going to take the reins on this one. Are you sure? Because the first one you kind of... I think I'm going to take the reins.

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You did the Manscaped character for Calm. Oh, fuck. Dude, I like to hit the daily calm. It's like 11 minutes. It's like a quick meditation they have up every day. I do them all the time. My girl Tamara Leavitt. Your girl?

That's who that fucking girl is. Tamara Leavitt. This fucking guy? Don't try and fucking play me, bro. Don't try and fucking play me. Don't try and fucking play me. My home girl. My fucking girl.

I don't fucking think so. You're a real piece of shit. Don't try and fucking play me, dude. you're a real piece of shit don't try and fucking play me dude you're a real piece of work oh i know you took a vow of poverty you didn't take a vow of chastity though i know you've been fucking i've seen how you fucking act around these women come on come on you're an absolute i'm busting your job oh very fucking busting your job you horny bastard oh no no no no yeah it doesn't feel so good, does it? We got a pileup of high heels in our vestibule.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. That's from Harry. Literally, no. His ceiling is just... When I took a vow to God, I said, no more snacks for me forever. He's got a shoebox full of fucking loose earrings, single

earrings that he's fished out of his fucking mattress. Doing too much. Yeah, how's it feel, bro? He's got no sweatshirts left, but a tons of tops from Sheen. I'll pray for you. He's got the full Sheen Summer Fall catalog. I'll pray for you guys.

All the new Sheen shit. He's got all the Aritzia fucking lining That's why they come to fuck him at this point They're just shopping from his bedroom Is it Buffalo Exchange Or is it Harry's room I got this from Harry Is it L Train Vintage or is it just Harry's room

Seriously Y'all doing way too much You get a few nice vintage pieces and Harry's cocking your ass I wish I had more vintage pieces and Harry's cocking your ass. I wish I had more vintage pieces, dude. I need more, like,

I need more clothes. I'm saying. Well, dude, I mean, the son of the boy, that shit is wearable literally every single day. And I'm actually glad

I got a new one of these because the XL was too big for me. I couldn't wear it. Yeah, the larges are it. I mean, I'm about to be rocking this shit on the daily.

If it's not on sale currently, we have a sale on it coming. Yes, this shit is. I mean, back to school, you should be getting this shit. Back to school shit's going to be heat for all of our high school fans. And honestly, you need to fucking get this. All of our high schooler fans out there,

we got some dope shit coming. When do we come to your homecoming? We got lunch boxes. We're dropping it early for the middle. Pencil boxes coming out for you guys. Backpacks for the middle schools in the south that go back before Labor Day. We're dropping it like August 25th. We're dropping bulletproof backpacks.

We got Kevlar coming in. For all of our middle school fans out there. But also armor-piercing boy-dad bullets. We got shields coming out. We want to play to both sides. It's a backpack but it doubles down as a shield. But also the boy dad AR-15. I've been thinking about dropping some new

merch but like some solo shit. Okay, that'd be dope. Oh, okay. It'd be called just like Young and Crazy. Something like that. Kind of like Roan's podcast Young and Happy. Yeah, a little bit. That's actually dope, dude. I like that fucking combination of words. I got some new and happy yeah a little bit that's actually dope dude i like that fucking i got some new shit i'm working on it's um one of them is just don't fuck with me you fucker i'm on a pink t-shirt i'm gonna do that on a flag too there's there's a t-shirt shop

out here that sells i know i was gonna buy it i see it every day dude that says uh fuck you you fucking and the other one that says do i look like a fucking people person yeah i was gonna buy that yesterday michael rapaport ass shirts michael rapaport as like uh to his credit has found the way to just have like a fourth act in life of just uh reposting viral videos as if they happened to him yeah have you noticed he does that he'll just like post like a fucking turbulence video. Yeah. It's like barely a joke. And I'll be like,

what the fuck is this turbulence? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, it's this current stage of the internet, bro. Yeah. I wonder what the fucking next internet is going to be like.

The fucking next stage is going to be fucking AI influencers doing only fans. It's just going to be fucking bots paying AI influencers. So no humans are going to be fucking AI influencers doing OnlyFans. It's just going to be fucking bots paying AI influencers, so no humans are going to be involved, just like bots giving money to other bots. Or did that just get too Westworld? Save this shit for Rogan. Or did I just blow your fucking mind with my theories, dude? Yeah, do you guys want to drop the Rogan news?

Yeah. So we're doing Rogan next month. Francis is having us on rogan yeah as a little thank you for opening the door to the calling ourselves what was the back nine of his career it is like shane and all them call themselves what's their little group name it's like protect the parks or something like that we're calling ourselves protect the pussy because sass has been fucking so goddamn much, dude. He's got a whole fucking Zara wardrobe fucking wedged in between his fucking bed frame. This is all because I said that I called the meditation girl your girl.

Yeah, bro. That shit got you fired up. I fucking strike like lightning at the slightest this most the slightest perceived insult. I know. I overreact because I'm insecure. What of it, brother? I got a

I got a long week coming up. Yeah? Yep. I'm ready to retire, I think. Yeah, it's just too hot for you. You're like an old man.

You're gonna be like one of the nursing home attendants that dies during a heat wave. You're just too weak for fucking planet Earth. I'm just, I don't know, dude. Last week took a lot out of me and I still haven't recovered from it. What about last week? It's like going from St. Louis to LA to back to New York and then going straight to Providence. I don't really understand when people say that plane rides take a lot out of them.

Because you're sitting... Because you literally have your own room on the plane. I have had one first class ticket in the last fucking... I don't know,

150,000 Delta points that I've put up, dude. I fucking get no brekkie muffins, dude. What do you think? We're supposed to know how many flights that equals to?

You know it's platinum status. Yeah, I know because you were showing it off in the car. It was a big moment for me. I was like, check this out. Platinum. It just had happened, bro.

I'm a step away from diamond. What happens if you get to diamond? They let you fly the plane? Yeah. Like what? You just get to spend these on flights? No, you get to pick what flights get delayed and what don't for a long time. Oh, my God.

That would be hilarious. What flights go down? Yeah, who you don't want to fly what flights hit turbulence what flights don't hit turbulence we had a lot of turbulence on our way back from la i know it was wild yeah it was fucking i was way too tired to care i accepted my fate it was fucking dope and you were just on so much out of van no i didn't dude i haven't taken out of van in months tommy said he saw you put down your tray table to snort some. No, I actually haven't taken Ativan in months.

I did have, I slammed those. We had a couple of drinks before. And then I had one. Buddies, shout out to Barney's Beanery. Had a couple of bloodies at Barney's Beanery. Too easy. And then I had one Miller Lite on the plane and I passed out for like an hour. And then I woke up to the plane like actively going down. People were just grabbing on for their life and rome was like rome texas and was like was the was the turbulence bad back there

they just didn't get turbulence in the first class seating it's like pressurized there's like hydraulics like it's like a ford f-150 your seat moves shocks yeah yeah it just floats you around just don't get turbulence. Have you guys seen anybody reach for the rosaries? Oh, yeah. That's wild. I had that happen when I was really young. I think this is actually why I've been afraid of flying because when I was...

Oh, God. He's doing a review right there. He's doing a soda review. You were just uncovering a bunch of trauma if you want to keep doing that. Oh, yeah. When I was really young, I was, I was out visiting my cousins in Illinois and we were flying back and this is what subtitles are like.

This was going to be a breakthrough for us. I know we're about to get, I forget what I was going to say. Story's gone. You were saying the root. There was a lady next to me and we were like straight up like free falling. I think, and I,

I looked up what causes like phobias and a lot of time it comes from your parents like projecting those fears onto you so like you see what your parents are afraid of and then you become afraid of that too so like my mom we were on this plane my mom was like horrified because we were straight up free falling and people were like everyone's like holding hands. Like the whole plane. And people are like, Lord have mercy. Like, dude, it was fucking nuts. And then all of a sudden we just like caught it back and we were good.

It was crazy. Yeah, so that's got to be it. Yeah, that's definitely what it was. And that makes sense. Nick has a traumatic story. Wasn't he flying as like a newborn with his mom after 9-11 and got kidnapped? And his mom is afraid of flying ever since? Oh yeah, I mean it makes sense.

Herb was sitting next to him right after 9-11. He was a kid and his mom said, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And his mom just shrugged her shoulders. Yeah, people got real racist after that. But he lived. For who? For comedians.

It was way worse for comedians. No. Well, you were racist against them. It was way worse for comedians. It was way worse for comedians, too. No, no, I didn't mean I meant the people on the other side. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was sweet for the people who could be like, we're calling them freedom fries now. That's what they did. They did the same thing after Pearl Harbor.

I read a quote this weekend that reminded me of you, Sass. And I don't mean any shade by this. I don't want to hear it. I don't want you inflicting your... I don't want to hear it. I don't want you inflicting your, I don't want you giving off your negative energy, bro. I'm all about spreading love and forgiving. Exaggeration in the first instance is a way of being taken seriously

and then one is ignored for exaggerating. And I was like, damn, I feel that, dude. You want people to take you seriously because you're like the plane was in full free fall but then people will be like sass is just exaggerating I wasn't exaggerating though it's actually what happened I remember it I was a little baby boy and you remember all of those days so clearly from that year yeah I just dude I exaggerate too, though. I'm just examining, bro. Nah. You're done with this show's over?

No. The last episode? Don't do that, bro. Fucking stomping on my funny story? I was. You asshole. Dude, I didn't stomp on it. Yeah, you did.

How did I stomp on it? Tried to just sabotage my funny story. That wasn't sabotage. It was a fucking pivot. No, it was a sabotage, and it was a funny story. Dude, it was a funny story. I didn't mean to sabotage it. Oh,'t sabotage it was that fucking pivot no it was a sabotage and it was a funny story it was dude it was a funny story i didn't mean to sabotage oh you sabotaged it wish you your guys sweatshirts were switched for to make it easier little angel and devil for the thumbnail oh oh just lost half the show gone oh, Rome broke the TV?

It'll be good. Big-ass handprint on the TV. I'm out of my paycheck, too. Yeah, fuck, dude. You still got one? Now I feel bad about having sabotaged your story, bro. Occasionally, I get a paycheck. Actually, I haven't been getting paid. Well, they're doing, like, this new every two months thing now.

Yeah. It's fucking some whack-ass bullshit, bro. They pay me in, like, iTunes gift cards and a pack of Skittles. Well, you're not salaried anymore. It's just royalties from talkies ads. Yeah. I'm keeping talkies in business. They said that they might license this pod back to Barstool.

We might not have to be independent anymore. That they might start putting it back on the... That'd be great, dude. You guys should get a producer. Yeah, that would be sick. That would be so fucking so fucking far well people wouldn't have to do it in there just their free time anymore oh no this is a hobby yeah it was crazy how we got canceled with all those other shows but we just kept doing it because we fucking love it love of the game we just love the fucking game love of broadcasting people have to buy these sweatshirts for back to school.

So when Sass has dates at your college this coming fall, you can wear your son of a boy that merch. Well, I'm not doing any college. It might be easier for them to just try and fuck you. No, no. And then get it. I'm not doing any. He doesn't have that much.

I'm not doing any shows. Actually, that's not true. I'm going to Arizona, I think. Yes. September. Exactly. Tempe or? I got to slow. You think I'm doing too many shows?

You think I'm going on the road too much? For what? For your growth as a comedian? No, for my mental health. I think I'm going to crash aggressively one day. I feel like your mental health has been awesome recently. Yeah. Yeah. It's booming. Tired. I'm tired.

But this is the latest in the show. You say you're tired, too. You usually say you're tired at work. I crashed a while ago. I've been on autopilot for a bit. Really? Yeah, until I told my funny story, and then you destroyed it, and then I went back on autopilot. I pissed on their fucking stories, Ashes. Fucking dropping out of the air in a fall.

You wouldn't have to tell those good stories if you could tell a story, brother. I have a bad story, though. Mix in a story. Mix in a story here and there. Keep the fans entertained. Dude, I have a bad story, too. I've grown play to a story here and there. Keep the fans entertained. Dude, I have a bad story. I rode and played to a sold-out Gramercy Theater Saturday. I saw that.

Bro, you should have seen it, sass. 5,000 people staring at me, hanging on every word. People were actually there. And then I felt like I was a god. And then Mr. Borelli comes up, and I saw his lip quivering, and there was a tear right on the corner of his eye. When he saw his baby boy, Frankie Borelli, singing those songs. And that's when I knew music is the best way to communicate with people.

Then afterwards we hit the town and it was fucking incredible. Shut this down. I need zero. Yeah. Ben crashed. The lights all go off. That'd be hilarious. I think we gotta get out of this room, don't we? It's 426.

Yeah, we got two and a half minutes, dude. I wouldn't want to like fucking... I don't know. I think the listener probably wants you for another two and a half. Brandon. Dude, he books it fucking early as shit. Yeah. Is it branded show dot until eight or six? Yeah, and it's about football

which isn't on yet. Yeah, what the fuck, dude? GG. That was a long episode. How long did we go for? 76. Fuck yeah, 76. Dates? Either of you?

I got Atlanta this week. Go check that out. It's going to be a freaking time. We're going to have fun out there. How are we doing on tickets? Do we need to sell some more? One of them is sold out. Let's go.

Which one? I think the late Saturday, but I don't know. Sometimes they just say it's sold out so that they can push tickets to other shows, and then it's not, but I think it is. So let's mobilize. Let's get all of Atlanta in that bitch. I'm talking to our people over at Kennesaw. Yeah, the Kennesaw crew. I need you boys out there.

Get some nice tall glasses of milk for you. You got an hour on milk. I got a long milk bit. You're a fucking Harvey Milk, bro. I'm working on some new milk stuff. Yeah, it's going to be fucking electric. Go see Sass, bro. I'm working on some new milk stuff. Yeah, it's going to be fucking electric. Go see Sass, dude.

Check my fucking boy out. You got anything before Ocean's Calling? Before Lumineers? No. Nothing. No shows. Just listen to Son of a Boy Dad. Buy our merch.

Go see Sass' shows. I'm going to Italy next week. For my dad's 75th birthday. We're about to be grinding this week. Yeah, we're going to crank out a couple. So the next episode will be on. I'll be not here, but you'll still hear us. Yeah, still hear our voices. You should also let's go to that Ocean's Calling thing.

Yeah, definitely. Good rule. Drop acid. Yeah, let's drop acid. Let's make it Woodstock 99. That's what I'm saying, dude. You got to watch that. That's tonight's homework. Yeah, I Drop acid. Yeah. Let's drop acid. Let's make it Woodstock 99. That's what I'm saying, dude. You got to watch that. That's tonight's homework.

Yeah, I'm watching that tonight. Everybody watch it so we can talk about it on next week's show. Huh? I'm doing Funny Moms tonight. What is Funny Moms? Adam Friedland. Oh. Really?

Is your hero on it? What? Adam Friedland? Yeah. I think. He might be. I don't know. Are you nervous?

What? Very. What time? 8 p.m. in Brooklyn. Oh, I think. He might be. I don't know. Are you nervous? What? What time? 8pm in Brooklyn. Oh, I'm in there. Yeah, I'm gonna go. Where is it? Show some of that positivity you were ranting and raving about at the beginning of the show. Brother, there's nothing but positive thoughts in my head

right now, except for the stomach ache. It's battling me. I don't know where it is. I'll tell you after. All right. Thanks, guys. Thanks for listening. God bless.

Thanks. Your souls. Thanks a lot for listening. Bless you guys. Don't forget to pray. Don't forget to bless. Allah Akbar. No, dude.

See you guys soon. Peace.