Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #75 - GO DRAGONS!

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #75 - GO DRAGONS! -- Sas & Rone discuss getting chiseled, the anti-Bieber cut, Rough n Rowdy, European accents, what makes a good Guinness, cheer competitions, some podcasting beef, the Andrew Tate ban, hecklers, & much more -- Full episodes also available on Apple/Spotify/etc. -- Ad: Allbirds - Find your new favorite shoes for sunny days and upcoming travel at https://barstool.link/AllbirdsBSS -- Ad: Gametime - Download the Gametime app at https://barstool.link/GametimeApp and redeem code BOYDAD for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Ready to rock? Yes, sir. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today it is Monday, or it is Tuesday, actually.

It's Tuesday. It is August 23rd. It is approximately 4 p.m. Did you just get a haircut? No. Oh. Oh, yeah. Now I can see.

What's up, brother? What's up? How you doing? How's, uh... Good as you. It's been a fucking while since I saw you, dude. It has. It has.

What a fucking pleasure, dude. Son of a boy, dad. Just back kicking it. Buy the fucking merch back in the freaking studio and we have a lot to catch up on it up yes sir yes sir on today's show you'll hear about my trip to ireland my trip to italy sass is bout with monkey pox no no no no we're not going to hear about that you don't want to tell people about that? No. No, because if it actually is monkeypox, then we'll have a bigger issue. Yeah, but it'll be funny.

I looked it up, but I don't have any monkeypox symptoms. You got like fever, chills. It's like the flu, but you also are covered in warts. In some terrible pox. Yeah, but you don't have that. You don't have that. No, I'm feeling better than ever, brother. But first.

Went for a good run this morning. Oh, yeah. Well, you did go for a run. I did. Am I looking slim looking slim yeah you do kind of i mean when you show me your monkey pox your tricep look fucking swole as fuck that's what one day of running does to me it goes right to your triceps all the lactic acid builds up you actually lose fat in your face i believe first and then your arms and then your torso from running just in general when you're losing fat. Yeah. Yeah,

dude, I've got a bummer. I have this thing going on where I just have been gaining fat in my face for fucking 15 years straight. And there's really nothing I could, there's no amount of working out that I could do to get out of it. I'm pretty confident that I'm about to get in. Like I'm about to get chiseled.

I think I am. I think this is it. I think, I think I hit a low where it's just like no more. Yeah. Can't take any more mass. And so you got some running shoes and you went for a run. I think this is it. I think I hit a low where it's just like no more. Yeah. Can't take any more mass. And so you got some running shoes and you went for a run? I have running shoes. I've had running shoes.

Well, remember when you went for running shoes or you went for a run in Chucks? In Converse. Yeah. But that was because I didn't have my running shoes with me. Got you. Got you. So that was just me. So it was based in something. I'm not just talking out my ass. No, no, no, no, no. How was the run? Did you breathe? What did it hurt more on your knees or on your lungs? Yeah, it was rough.

And it honestly motivated me to like, I got to run tomorrow too, because like I am, I am in like dangerously bad shape. You look like a loud runner. Dude, it felt loud. It felt like a, like an aggressive run. Like people were, I could tell people were like looking at me and like right off the bat being like, oh, that kid's, he's not doing well. First run.

First time ever moving yeah people just laughing that like someone who like smacks their feet loud as fuck when they run yeah you could tell that's it and like you could tell their joints are like dude it was like every time i hit the ground it felt like the weight of the world was crashed like the the ground like the pavement was shaking i thought the pier i was running on the pier i thought it was gonna go in i think i thought it was gonna collapse I felt like heavy You just ripped through the pier Like I had to like make an effort to like not Be smack

Like smashing into the ground And I think when you run it's not supposed to make a sound No no it's supposed to be more of like You're gliding on And I don't even think your heels are supposed to touch when you run No you're supposed to just be toe tapping the ground the whole time The Native American hunters that would track people, track animals for days on end. I don't think they just would walk on their tippy toes.

Yeah. That should have been you, but. It should have. And the pier is a tough place to run because it's just a bunch of dudes with like six packs and no shirt on. And like you're behind them and you can just see their back muscles. And I'm like, damn, I don't have a single muscle in my back. Yeah. These guys have multiple you think that you're ever gonna you think that you're about to be on the journey to be in that dude who can go shirtless and fucking run like that no i've given up on the

journey of getting jacked like that's never gonna it's too much work too much like the eating and everything i'm just gonna run and just be be a have a runner's body yeah that shit always sounded sweet to me but then i heard that like runners get badass joints when they're old, bad knees, and also your heart explodes if you're a runner. But that's if you're doing 50 plus mile runs. Yeah. Not if you're running a mile. Not just regular ass dudes. Not if you're struggling to run one mile.

I don't know, dude. Your heart could explode. My Fitbit gave me a notification. It was like, slow down. It was like, take a breath, dude. What was your heart rate at? Do you know what it was at? down he's like take a breath dude what was your heart rate at do you know what it was at it was over 200 at one point i swear to god no it wasn't yes it was 200 yeah that's i don't think that should be possible oh it was there in my i can actually

know i don't think it was over 200 i can tell you what my peak was though three beats a second it was fucking dude i was in rough shit yeah that's fucking but you look fucking good though it looks like it's really fucking paying off it's it's paying off for sure let's see what my uh my pace was nine minutes and 57 seconds that's basically just you're walking you're walking at that point that's a walk uh for how many miles oh yeah yeah i hit 200 at one point my average was 179 that's really bad dude i think you have a bad heart i well i do have a bad heart it runs in my family which is why i gotta step it up because like i'm gonna die i'm convinced i got i'm about to start i'm about to schedule some like a dentist appointment and a physical too because shit i shouldn't be wicked what is it i just woke up with a

big ass rash on my arm that doesn't happen we're not talking about that people yeah yeah yeah dude you're in squalor right now dude you're in filth and it could have something to do with the multiple different species of rodents crawling around our apartment dude what happened to uh being a loyal disciple of Jesus? Dude, I feel like you could kind of like... I still am, but the devil's punishing me. Yeah, well, it seems like if you had given your life fully to Jesus and lived a life of prayer... He works in mysterious ways.

Maybe this was he needed to give me a sign to get back in shape. They did live amongst the pestilence and the fucking prostitutes and shit like that. But still, I don't know if you should be going through that that shit is fucking bad yeah i mean i it's fine i feel good i that's why i'm not worried about this because i genuinely like i feel fine i don't feel sick and i'm so i'm the kind of person who if i see something i'm like oh i'm dying but this was something i'm just like yeah what you haven't gotten a haircut since your uh buzz right no i got one just because it was growing in super weird i haven't got one since then what's your next hairstyle move i saw jake malasek walking around with the fucking he had

the the parted bangs in the front yeah the middle part yeah yeah i don't know you think you could rock the middle part no no my hair's too flat to do that what if you straight what if you hit it with the fucking uh i have to put when i when i don't wear like a hat or have a buzz i have to put like a car wax in my hair to make it have any sort of turtle wax yeah something to smooth the outside of the car yeah that's a fucking tough look dude but uh at the same time though i think you looked hot as fuck when you had the shaved head yeah i'm not going back to the shaved head maybe i'll go back to like like maybe like what i don't know like a five or a six little birthday buzz cut but not not i'm never doing as short as i did it last time i mean that was i would see pictures of myself and i'm

like i can't believe i was in public looking like that yeah dude i when they talked about shaving heads on the act dude i was not interested in that my shit looks like some fucking lumpy ass ice cream if i shave my head dude it would not look like a white supremacist podcast we both shaved our heads shaved heads my shit wouldn't even look like a fucking smoothly round head though this shit would just grow off in different directions yeah that was my problem is that my the back of my head is very flat so like it's very round and then all of a sudden and then the back is just like a brick wall dude it's bullshit it is i need a fucking round ass head dude i know some people just have

it you know i've done enough with my fucking earthly vessel dude my fucking lopsided ass head dude i should have never fucking made it in the biz dude you got a normal head brother if i ever shaved this thing down it's got horns off the back of it i look like a triceratops with my shit you should do it no it wouldn't be good have you ever shaved your head before yeah when i was uh like probably like 23 24 shit didn't look good dude it was all lumped out in the wrong ways i looked like a badass when i shaved my head i looked like a bad kid though like a bad person yeah my dad was stoked when i shaved my head yeah he's like you look sick he was like you look like a mean person you start like bullying your dad he fired up. He always wanted me to have a buzz cut.

Yeah. Cause that was like the era of time where like Justin Bieber was big and like the most masculine thing you could do was be like, Justin Bieber's fucking gay, dude. I fucking, his fucking bitch ass hair. That was like all the men. When he had like floppy hair. Yeah. That was like, there was like a revolution of straight dudes against Justin Bieber.

Yeah. And I had like hair long like that my dad was like just he was like you're a fucking disgrace to the family is your dad i thought your dad would i thought your dad would be uh into it if you were like bieber no no no no really i thought your dad had some canadian tendencies maybe in 2022 really definitely not in like 2010 or whatever whenever that was happening oh he flip-flopped a little bit yeah just when he saw the trends online which way things were going yeah that's sweet dude i think you're entitled to a couple political flip-flops throughout your life oh big time yeah i mean fucking during the pandemic i was fucking liberal as shit dude fucking marching and then after that i've become the biggest homophobe known to me yeah yeah you are and now and that's behind closed doors.

Oh, yeah. I see Joey and Pat scuttle past us. I don't even know how you did Ruffin Rowdy with those dudes, dude. I would have been sick to my stomach. Yeah, Ruffin Rowdy was... We missed you out there, bro. Yeah? We missed your ass.

Wait, dude, I just saw this. I know, right? Good touch. That's fucking hilarious. Owen, you're a fucking dog my brother we still don't have boards yeah probably never will loud sean's supposed to get on that hasn't been at the company for months now yeah deirdre said we're getting boards but yeah we've talked plenty enough about how stupid these fucking rooms are but if i ever start another podcast or some shit like that i'm definitely having a sweet backdrop and you can use it for it fuck yeah thanks man

yeah i appreciate it you can use my sweet backdrop if you want i'm thinking fucking plants dude oh yeah like uh some shells with books on them and guns or some shit like that would be cool a sweet a full rack of guns that would be sick that knives. Yeah, a bunch of fucking knives out. Guns would be cooler. Or all the weapons from Pulp Fiction just fucking surrounding the walls. That would be cool. I'd become a little bit of a, what is it? What do they call the film nerds?

Pedophiles? Cinephiles? Oh, yeah, cinephile. Yeah, yeah. I always thought that was weird. It's a little too close to pedophile. A little bit close to comfort. Anything file.

Yeah, it shouldn't be that. Yeah, file cabinets are even a little bit fucking dicey for me. But I'd become a little bit close a little bit close to comfort anything file yeah there shouldn't be that file cabinets are even a little bit fucking dicey for me but I've become a little bit of a sin head yeah yeah

you need to get rid of those fucking sins that's why you need to get right with God no been a sin head for too long now tell me about

Rough and Rowdy though your first Rough and Rowdy I watched the shit on TV and I was kind of dying that you were wearing that outfit you look like one of the Blues Brothers

you look funny as fuck dude you uh but but also like i still didn't understand why you were there like uh i don't know what did you there was zero reason there was like you did you put up one video where you like shadow boxing and then like pulled out and showed both of you but i don't know why i was there then they like all ran onto the fucking the in the ring and they were like are you coming and i was like fuck no dude you didn't even wear the outfit yeah why the hell would i be in the ring dude that was that had like eighth grade graduation vibes i know i was like absolutely not that would be detrimental to my career if i did that yeah i was jumping up and down in the ring we want to book you for montreal comedy festival but we saw you jumped up and down in the ring. We want to book you for this Montreal Comedy Festival, but we saw you jumped up and down

in the ring with Joey and Grace. It was fun. I drove. So we had to fly into Cincinnati and then I drove from Cincinnati to West Virginia with everyone, me and Graham. Alex's husband had a good bonding session. No way. What did he tell you?

Just about life. Did he tell you about the other side? Yeah, he did. He told you about what to expect once you made your billions? Yeah, he did. Yeah, he was a good guy. And then I drove home. Probably shouldn't have been driving.

Let's go. Drunk driving? It was the morning after I went out. Then you're fine. Yeah. It wasn't fine yeah the only reason i didn't stop driving because there was no one on the street why are you driving why are you the driver isn't there a rental car wasn't there a rental car policy that you have to be uh yeah i didn't really trust anyone else to get us from point a to point b who are you out with let's let's name some fucking names you're about to get the fucking dirt who was it was just a but i was with g gram and then like

all the mean girl team was it woodruff that was shit-faced no no one was drunk i was just like i didn't sleep you just thought they were sleep deprived why did you think they couldn't drive i just didn't trust their ability to drive that That was what I meant. Oh, just as sober humans? Yeah, I didn't trust that they'd be good drivers. Damn, dude. All of them. Oh, the women. The women and Joey. Oh, Graham could have drove.

If you suck dick, you can't drive. Get confused at a stick shift. No, I just woke up and i slept like 30 minutes through my alarm and i wake up to like hundreds of calls and people are banging on my door and i was like fuck and i pack up all my shit and i'm just in like a daze and like we get out on the road you're like i need to drive yeah well i was already planned i should be the one that i was already planned to drive and then i like was like they're. I was already planned to drive. And then I like was like- They're like sober and have been up for three hours, got coffee and a wine glass.

I was like basically like falling asleep at the wheel. But I was like too far in to like pull over and be like, hey, someone else needs to drive. Because I'd already been driving for like an hour. It already been irresponsible enough. Yeah. Hey guys, by the way, I'm hammered right now. Anyone else want to step in why did you why did you try to take the alpha move of being the driver like how because i don't like other people driving who did you who did you tell this to were you like i'm

driving on the way back i got i drove the way there too oh really yeah in the rental yes whose rental was it uh jordan's oh really yeah i texted them the night before and I said, I'm driving. Damn, dude. You are a boss. Well, I just like, I don't like being in cars. They make me anxious. And it only, I'm only good in cars if I'm driving. I forgot what we were talking about.

That vape that you keep on hitting because you literally can't have a sober conversation with me. Because it's so hard to communicate with me while you're fucking sober, dude. We just had to take a little pause because me and Ron got in a fucking fist fight. Yeah. And now my fucking arm's broken. Thanks a lot, Sass. You pulled an Aikido move on me and fucking snapped my arm open.

Dude, I forget what we were talking about, but I watched... Wait, do you know what we were talking about? I watched Silence of the Lambs Yeah yeah yeah Yesterday Or two days ago We were just talking about that Yeah

Did you Have you seen it Yes You like it What type of Chris Farley ass interview Is this dude You like it

Did you like it Who were you rooting for It was good right Were you rooting for Hannibal The entire time I always root for the bad guys Yeah Cause I'm fucking twisted bro I felt like a psychopath I was like Should I not be rooting for it was good right you're rooting for hannibal the entire time i always root for the bad guys well you guys i don't fucking twisted bro i felt like a psychopath i was like should i not be rooting for this guy but then i texted my boys and they're like now

yeah he rules that's the way that the movie's kind of set up you kind of want him to get away and everybody else is just pussies yeah everyone's a pussy and the fucking serial killer and that one is a psychopath he's scary what do you mean he's building the suit of of girls so he can wear it hannibal no the real the other serial killer in the silence of the lambs you've never seen have you i just i watched on like tnt on a sunday on a sunday i definitely didn't read the book oh you should it's a good book i read it last night front to back you definitely listened to it on tape with your fucking illiterate ass no i've actually i'm back on the reading read for an hour last night did you actually read hannibal no well you just said you read you're like 10 it's actually true i'm

fucking with you you're keeping me you're dumb ass what uh what are you reading uh oh i'm still reading the norm mcdonald memoir going on six months nice well that's how long it takes to read some books dude i did my six month book read and I like got two more books. I was like, I fucking love reading now. And I didn't crack either one of them the entire time I was away. No, this book's actually good. I was like howling, laughing, reading it the other night. There's a very funny part where he's talking about hiring a hitman to kill David Tell.

Yeah. Which was making me laugh. Because you know David Tell personally. No. You're a doppelganger. I've actually never spoken to him before. Really? No no there would be no scenario where me and him would be having a conversation because you're just that humble you know that you're like in his level but you just wouldn't fucking bring it up or be in his level uh uh can you do your hannibal

impression before we get too much off topic of that i don't i don't know i don't think i have one like uh something about putting the lotion in the basket or some shit like that no i don't i don't know i don't think i have one like uh something about putting the lotion in the basket or some shit like that no i don't have one someone did a good one yesterday on the yak i forget who might have been big cat that dude's fucking hilarious dude we need to get him back in he's a good impressionist dude he's moving to chicago yeah i know what the fuck i know and you're going yeah dude i can't wait ron just bought bro just brought some pop bought some property out there in west loop yeah i'm about to be in the west loop fucking channel surf dodging bullets out there you're telling me dude i already told you about the time when i was i was i was going to uh it was like right before i was going to college and i was at dick sporting goods and uh i was like

getting benefited protein powder or some bullshit and uh and this fucking dude comes up to me and he's like, DePaul, huh? So you're going to be dodging bullets out there. Have I told this story before? And then he was like, what are you majoring in? And I was like,

Oh, like screenwriting. And he was like, may as well be majoring in basket. What do you think? Just in line at the checkout at Dick's sporting goods i was like what the fuck dude he owned you in multiple ways dude he ruined me he just two-piece you to death i was like yeah probably you just didn't say anything back to him now what was i gonna say i would have gotten a rap

out of it it's actually a respectable field. Actually, most filmmakers have degrees in filmmaking. I was like, I'm going to win an Oscar one day. You fucking watch. Yeah. You start pulling up your like best YouTube hits. Yeah. Actually, no, I'm actually pretty good. I just watched Silence of the Lambs, bro.

Ever seen it? Yeah, you got badly owned by that dude. Yeah. Some people love it twice he doubled down people love that there are like shootings and sit people love to talk about how dangerous cities that they'll never go to are chicago's not dangerous at all there's one part of it that's dangerous and that's the same like saint like you know it's a dangerous city providence place is a fucking shithole it's a fucking war zone over there all of providence yeah dude it's like

was that like it what is that was it like that when you were there i mean yeah there's like turns you can't take like scared for my life in the hotel room yeah the hotel room was a bad neighborhood it was dude i tried to get a changed room because they were have i even seen you since providence bro like we got a lot to catch up on a ton to catch up on i fucking went to a wedding and and the dudes at that wedding before i even went to europe and there were people at the wedding being like dude philly is the worst city in the in the nation right now like it's fucking terrible i think philly's awesome as we were like they're talking about like for violence or some shit like that it's like as we were walking through this the like bowels of center city like uh completely unscathed not a bad thing happened a group of like fucking

25 people in like wedding clothes like people are like dude it's so bad out here right now like you really can't even go to the city people just get off on that kind of shit didn't the mayor go on tv and he was like i can't wait to not be mayor anymore he's like i can't fucking wait to not be mayor it would be terrible after like a mass shooting happened in philly and he's like i can't fucking wait to get out of here just uh yeah i mean people are like people blame the mayor for mass shootings it's like what is he supposed to go like put a flower in every gun be like to stop the violence yeah i don't know i saw some weird ass ad the other day on youtube from the fbi about their like mass shooting like dude that was probably a targeted ad dude they're

probably recruiting you on the low low i forgot how i i forgot how i saw it but it was like the ad was so weird it was like a staged mass shooting and then like they then like the people would like turn to the camera and be like like let's get it was like one of those fucking airplane safety commercials that they play like before you take off and it was like they'd turn and be like run they're like if you can find an exit run and then like at the end there was like this weird it's like this like like happy music playing and they're like mass shootings don't have to be dangerous if you're prepared and i was like i was like what the fuck is this dude when you get when you get involved in a mass shooting you want to make sure that you can enjoy it as much as possible bring some snacks your safety is our number one priority

we want you to arm yourself but also make sure that you have your ipad because it might take a while i like actually i don't have it on my phone but i had it on my laptop i like saved the link so that i could show you but so you could parody it it was funny you got to do a sick fucking parody of that yeah oh you know what it was it was some fucking trailer i also i don't fuck with like the mass shooting movies that they're trying to make dude Dude, they made the one about, there was like some resort or something like that. Yeah, that shit weirds me out. I was about to start looking for clips of that movie though.

And like label it as like when Pepto Bismarck goes in and fucks up my upset tummy. And just have a mass shooting on the beach. Wait, is that going to happen in like Norway? I think. Can we get that? Can we get that can we get that tyler uh i think it wasn't in norway or something like that but there is like there's like a full movie up about it dude there's like a bunch now it's like it's like the equivalent to when they tried to make the covid it was like covid 29 like like oh they made it they made it like a week into the pandemic i mean there was like

there's like 29 11 movies that happened afterwards yeah and most of them suck there's one good one is the one from when they're on the plane uh flight 93 united 93 that one was weird because i was watching it and like you know what happens but the entire time i was like dude they're gonna fucking take the plane it's like dude're going to stop the terrorist attack from happening. No, you're sadistic ass. Even though you know what happens. If you were rooting for Hannibal Lecter, you were definitely rooting for the terrorists. No, dude.

People were bad asses on the plane. Yeah? Yeah, it was sick. But I just know that you're a sociopath and you root for the villains in all movies that you watch. I never do. That's why I was uncomfortable watching Silence of the Lambs. Oh, you might have just been flipped to a sociopath. Because I was like, is this bad that I'm rooting for

the Hannibal right now? That I fucking love Hannibal. But then I realized the movie's not even about, it's not even really about him. It is crazy that it just takes enough time and they'll just start making movies about the most fucked up shit. Vietnam? Movies about it. World War II? Movies about it. They made the Boston bombing movie

like a month after it happened yeah they're like they called like the bot the first bomb went off and they had mark walberg there's definitely some ambulance chasing screenwriters who are like as soon as some shit happens they're like i'm i'm patenting this 100 i got the uvaldi patent yeah i'm gonna be the first one to get this uvaldi movie off yeah the the school shooting ones i don't like though they're always like super cheesy and it's like also like dude that shit's still happening like imagine like that i don't know why would you want that and you're also making like money off it yeah like you need it to exist to be able to be to make the shit profitable yeah i think like a war is different but like just like a senseless like attack is like something very odd to make a movie about

yeah just because you like war movies so you're just justifying it well i don't know am i crazy i don't i think a lot of people are gonna agree with me on this one bro i don't like any violence in movies yeah i don't even like violence in my video games bro you're one of those dudes just plays madden i just was playing madden earlier. Oh, yeah, you were. At work. School. Interesting. It's dual game time, bro. Yeah.

I'm trying to help out the entire... If you were a little bit more of a company man, maybe Portnoy would be off your fucking ass. I was just out in the fucking sticks. I know, and you didn't... I feel like you need... With the boys for the weekend. You just need to, like, publicize it more whenever you do super company-ass shit.

I've been on my company shit hard. I know, you need to have a cheeky... I was on Content Kim's podcast. You need to have a cheeky... I was on Content Kim's podcast. You need a hashtag when you start doing something content. Hashtag content sass just so people know

that you're fucking grinding on content shit because you're not a self-promoter like that. No. And you just need to let people know so Portnoy gets off your back because I was in Italy listening to his podcast where he just,

what was he like? He was like, Sass doesn't know this, but we're actually helping his brand out or something like that. What did he say? He said,

I hope he knows this. I hope he knows this. Which I am very well aware. Salute to you, Dave. Salute to the fucking goat, dude. They like to talk about me a lot. I don't really talk about them that often.

It's very odd. They bring me up every episode. Who? Dave? The boys. The big boys. I feel like we talk about Dave all the time on here. He probably just hears us talking about him and he's like, alright, two could play that game. I guess that's true. We do talk about Dave a lot. We're always talking about Dave. Because he's the

prez. Exactly. He's our fearless leader. But you're up next. And that's why. you just are being trialed by fire yeah i don't know how did it make you feel when he said your name i was like oh here we go were you getting tweets about it beforehand no i watch every episode expecting the worst just expecting to be talking about the absolute worst yeah dude i don't know i i never get any fucking flack dude i'm trying to get some yeah it's bullshit because i asked for a raise eight months ago we're still talking about it i know that marred

you forever he's probably just scared i'm gonna fucking rap battle him yeah probably dude are you gonna rap are you gonna rap battle uh josh uh i mean i would honestly i got like the day after i was like oh this could be fucking sweet. Like, this could be fun to write this and like try to like do it at like a rough and rowdy pay-per-view or something like that and do it before the event or something like that and try to make some money off of it. But it doesn't seem like Josh Bray is into it anymore, sad to say. Yeah.

But there are also like a few too many people being like, don't, you don't, it was the same thing. Like you don't want to rap battle Roan. Yeah. You don't want to fuck with Roan. But you also even hit me up that day. You were like, dude, are you all right? Is everything okay?

I wasn't like, I don't know. It was just like, it was like, it was a little uncomfortable. Yeah. It just went on a little too long. Yeah. Yeah. I saw the acts that. That was the last day you were here.

Yeah, it was. You weren't even here to defend yourself the next day. Yeah. But. I saw the X stats. That was the last day you were here. Yeah, it was. And you weren't even here to defend yourself the next day. Yeah, but I defended myself that day. Yeah, you were kind of a pussy. Not really. Yeah, a little pussy boy. I said that I would beat him. You're a little bitch ass, aren't you? I will battle right with Josh Bray. I kind of think Josh would fucking flame

your ass, bro. You should help him right. After he spit that bar. That one bar that took him five minutes to get out. I don't five minutes to get out I don't I don't slack clown yeah I don't slack I don't

he said slack clown yeah yeah whatever bro that's a boy that's freaking all love over there I do fuck with Josh Bray

and I felt like he kind of got a raw deal because so many people were he got a I mean rough start for him I know

I actually thought he was very funny I thought so too I thought that he it was fine vibes and I don't mind when someone says they're going to kill me in a rap battle like that's like how just battle rappers like talk to each other yeah like the a bad person could say that they're they kill someone so yeah got it like tyler you're a hooper bro like imagine some guys

are being like i'll fucking kill you one-on-one it's like you might say that to nba players like you're not you're probably not going to and in this case i'd be the nba player yeah of course if'd be the NBA player. Yeah, of course. If you know what the fuck I'm talking about, bro. Yeah. If you know what the fuck I mean, bro. Dude, but you should have... Or actually, should we bang a fucking ad real quick? Sure. And then we'll talk about... Oh, dude. Game time.

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Because you're a Philly guy. Ah, dude. It's a good sweatshirt, though. I don't care what it says on it. Next time I see that, I'm going to try to rip it. Oh, please don't. I'm not very strong, but I'm going to try to fucking. It's one of my better sweatshirts. I'm going to try to rip it right at the fucking seams.

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of gambling content and say the h word say the h the wh word whore's definition i just want to be dictionary correct with this a prostitute yeah and they're and they're prostitutes because why explain to me a woman who posts sexual material online to try to get money that's what it says yeah it says right here damn oh but it's the rock and bitches is crazy no they're not whores i'm just deeply jealous yeah i'm not why not i don't know just i am not because you just live in your you're just in your own swimming lane happy for them that they get in their bag you're not trying to get into anybody else's lane now that's how you're i know you're just thankful as fuck and you're just gonna let your your bag eventually come to you yeah i am

speaking of which i'm gonna be in uh phoenix arizona Arizona on September 8th, I believe. And the 9th and the 10th. When are you giving up this comedy thing, man? When are you going to stop this, bro? I'm going to be in Phoenix, Arizona, 9, 8 through 10. I feel like you gave it a couple months. You tried it out. And then I'm going to be in Rochester, New York.

You kind of put your best foot forward to the 24th it's time to come home finding returning customers i feel like they've seen yeah that's what i mean like is it it's it's got to just be the look we have fun that's what's like a curiosity about my show is maybe it's a morbid curiosity we have a good time and my shows you know what was funny i was in atlanta i don't think i've told you this story either i was in atlanta left house left box no giggle hut no this place called the earl and uh the earl shout out the earl it's actually good good good little spot i know well good wings and nope they don't have wings and uh this girl like it's the early show on saturday and i can just hear this girl like heckling the fuck out of the host and i was like oh fuck that's annoying and then the feature went

up and he's getting heckled aggressively and then it just stops out of nowhere and apparently uh like af like halfway through his set the girl just like collapsed to the ground and like a massive handle of vodka just flew out of her purse yeah and uh she heckled herself to death yeah she like was apparently she was like but like so fucked up the bartender said like they had to like call an ambulance and shit because she was throwing up everywhere and and the bartender said that he uh he was serving her she was like oh can i get uh two red bull vodkas and a miller light and he was like yeah sure and she seemed like sober and he gave them to her and she was like just standing there just lingering and he was like can i get you something else and she was like yeah

i ordered two red bull vodkas and a miller light and he's like yeah they're like right there damn and then she starts getting like aggressive and she's like no i ordered two red bull vodkas and a miller light and he's like what the fuck and he just like he's like okay and he like brings them back and he takes her card and he just swipes it again and just gives her the exact same drinks and then like 30 seconds later she just like goes down yeah you have to give people like that an asshole text yeah yeah you just can't let them survive and like her boyfriend like the host was a girl and the boyfriend was like i'll beat the fuck out of you while she was like on stage to the host yeah why oh because they because they kind of went at her or because they like i think she said

something the host went back at her yeah i think so but they were just like out of control dude i don't understand how people come to a comedy show or anything public and they just don't know how to act i mean how do you not know how to get it fucked up like that is more acceptable at like a concert or something because you're just like having a blast it's like a party yeah but like dude like you're sitting down in chairs listening to one person so why do you want to be like belligerently drunk for that you think that those people go in planning to heckle? Yeah. A hundred percent.

Because then they leave and they're like, I fucking murdered tonight. They're like, I helped. They think, they think they're helping the show. That's what they think they're doing. Yeah,

dude. I don't understand really what motivates people like that. It's like, dude, you know, like they, the show would be fine without you doing it. Like people prepare the material for this.

Yeah. You gotta, you gotta fight a heckler sometime you need to leave the stage and fucking backhand the shit out of someone even if it's not a strong hit like it just will show that you're the fucking alpha of the room yeah you're progressing toward being an alpha taking over driving duties and shit like that you need to have a confrontation with a female heckler yeah i, I've never had too bad heckling experiences.

That's not true. Some dude got kicked out of one of my shows while I was on stage at the stand. That's spicy. Yeah. That's real fucking nice. Have I told you about that? No, I don't think so. I feel like I've told all I feel like I've told every single one of the stories that I've asked like five times. I haven't heard any of these. You haven't? No.

I was on stage at the stand and there was like i was like francis went up before me and uh he came off and he was like the people to the left are like fucking insanely annoying just like making jokes the entire time and like talking to each other and they got kicked out in the middle of my set and uh and then i'm standing at the bar after the show and they're getting kicked out of the whole, because they let them stay at the restaurant and they're getting kicked out of the whole place. Cause they were like running around like children, which was funny. They're like playing like they're in a movie theater alone.

Yeah. It was funny. And, uh, rolling down the aisles and they're kicking, they're getting kicked out. And they're just, one of them's just pointing at me. He's going, he's racist like so they were helping the show because that sounds kind of funny but this wasn't in this this was just at the bar oh and it was like a Saturday night and they're just fucking pointing at me yelling i'm racist and i was like damn maybe i am a little bit huh yeah what gave it away yeah how did you know i pull off my hat and just like all the hair is like glued to the inside

bald yeah you peel the line off your anti-nazi tattoo it's actually a loki pro-nazi tattoo that would be such a fucking turn of events. Dude, so, but you did mention Francis. How about us fucking basically fucking making his career. We're basically Francis' fucking dads. Yeah, no, I'm pumped for him to come back. He gave us a nice cut of that, too.

Yeah, we should be seeing a fucking fat check off that. We should be seeing a whole lot of bag. Shout out to us and Eddie for keeping his name hot. Yeah, Eddie. Well, why did Eddie get lumped in on that? I think because he had him on the Dave Portnoy show or something like that. Eh. I don't know, guys. Your Eddie impression last episode was killing me.

I didn't even pick up on it while we were recording, and then I listened to it after, and it was so funny. like I didn't even like pick up on it while we were recording and then I listened to it after and it was so funny the uh Francis you think that I think Ronan Sasser really don't want to get responsible for you coming back

the fucking uh yeah dude I'm fine I feel like the Chicago guys don't like when I do a Chicago accent I almost feel bad but I'm those guys seem like they're fine. Yeah, I think they think I'm taking the piss too much out of them or something. Or maybe I'm social climbing. No, you're fine.

I'm so curious what went on between White Sox Dave and Carl. Oh, me too. Whatever that story is, I'm dying to know. I tried to text some people and no one knew. Yeah, I'm dying to know. They must have fucked each other or something like that. Like something weird. They woke up and it was like, yeah. They must have fucked each other or something like that. Like something weird.

They woke up and they were just like, yeah. They came to and they were. Fuck! You fucked me, Carl! Did you fuck me last night, dude? He just comes to after having been fucked. What the fuck? He knows what he did.

Yeah, yeah. That would be unreal. He railed me. That's the only thing that could have happened. What the fuck? He knows what he did. That would be unreal. He railed me. That's the only thing that could have happened. I didn't even watch the entire thing because it was like an hour long segment. And it was like uncomfortable. Wasn't it just like White Sox Dave being like, Carl, he knows what he did. It was like quivering. But I saw them on the dog walk today.

They looked like they were fine. Yeah, I guess they pretend or they knew or they maybe they realized it's like bad for business to uh like uh with some comedy stuff like you can't really pull back like if you're on the sports team together and like two people don't like each other like a defensive end and a cornerback don't like each other like it doesn't fucking affect the game or anything like that but if it's like a comedy thing you're joking and it's chemistry maybe yeah that shit is uh yeah i don't know band breaking up bro i know dude it's just my illusion of chicago dude you assume they all love each other you assume everyone loves each other but behind the scenes nobody at barstool i can't imagine doing a podcast with one-on-one with

someone you just fucking hate that would suck i know was that like what call her daddy was i guess uh uh dave and kfc did radio together right yeah but they openly don't like each other which is different yeah pretending to like laugh that's actually like yeah that make like yeah pretending to be like that was funny dude like i going to fucking murder you. I fucking hate that motherfucker. I would like to know, though. It's like a news anchor being like, ah! And the lights go off and they're just like fucking sad. Like, I just don't understand how someone would be able to do that.

Because it's probably something in the beginning where you're like, oh, this is very fun. And then progressively you're like, oh, this sucks ass. But it winds up being your bread and butter. Yeah, PFT and fucking Big Cat hate each other. Yeah, on the low. They're just fucking steaming at each other yeah pft hates how messy big cat is big cat hates pft's volume and length in his hair yeah it's beautiful luscious lops been pushing for that haircut for a while i know but until but until PFT gets off it, PFT's just hogging the fucking long hair haircut. Big Cat can't wear it. He would look hilarious with long hair.

Big Cat? Yeah, long hair Big Cat. That would be so funny. He should grow it out. That would be unreal. I can't even imagine what he would look like. We should add that as a slice on the yak wheel. Big Cat has to grow long

hair no no big cat grows out his hair not just anybody if i grew long hair it would just look like girl's hair because my hair is so straight doesn't there's no curls so straight that it'd have to be a girl's there's no like way like it wouldn't be like all wavy and curly like i don't think that that's a trait that's individual to girls straight curly hair cool dude with like stick straight long hair that's like the kid and dazed and confused and that kid was a fucking nerd stick straight long hair i'm trying to think of somebody who has the kid from dazed and confused luke owen the country singer when he had long hair it was pretty stick straight nah brad's head is a stick stick straight don't even say brad pitt bro just go into the fucking barber and be like i'll show you what

my hair would look like straight you know who i'm talking about when i said the kid with the long hair you don't see a lot of chinese bros with super long hair they got stick straight hair is it yeah is it like it being being in a Catholic school in China? This is what my hair would look like. Yeah. That's fucking sweet. Hold it up to the camera. I think Catholicism and the Republic of China are just real neck and neck and values.

Yeah. It's one for one. It's the fucking exact same shit, dude. They're, uh, I feel like I've seen some Asian people with long hair. Chinese?

Like Asian dudes? Can you be sure they were Chinese? Japanese dudes, sure. Yakuza, fucking all the Yakuza dudes. Korean dudes, of course, dude. You've seen long-haired South Korean bros. I don't know. Have you ever seen a Chinese bro with long hair?

I think natives have the best locks. Yeah, yeah. Natives' hair? Because it's a bit maybe coarser. Maybe that's bigoted. I don't know. You're kind of a bigot. I am. Just like you, yeah. Native's hair. Because it's a bit, maybe coarser. Maybe that's bigoted. I don't know. I don't know if I'm about to get... You're kind of a bigot.

I am. Just like you, bro. The Thompson brothers, I think, in the lacrosse community, they have great hair. Are they native? Yeah, native bros. Oh, lacrosse dudes. You have to have good hair to play lacrosse. Steve Aoki.

That's Japanese. I think Chinese is like... Some of Benny Hun. Yeah, Benny Hun, yeah. I think Chinese is one syllable names. Benny Hun. Yeah, Benny Hun, yeah. I think Chinese is one-syllable names. Have you ever seen that? Fuck it. Have you seen that Andrew Tate clip where he's like...

He's like going on a rant. He's like, have you ever seen a Chinese man working for someone who's not Chinese? And the guy's like, yeah. He makes the most... He was making the most ridiculous generalizations. He's like, he doesn't know what to say after. He's like, if you were in Russia, the women would actually be like yeah they like to be looked after dude that's crazy like they just like everyone just they just gathered up and

they're like yeah this guy's done he's off everything instagram twitter tiktok facebook everyone was also like dude the 15 year old boys are being indoctrinated like he's existed for 10 minutes dude nobody's actually existed for a while. Has he? Yeah, he's been around for like 10 years, apparently, but he like didn't pop off until like a month ago. He had one tweet pop off a few years ago, if you remember.

Like him in the sports cars, he was like, this is because I never saw Star Wars. Yeah, that was- Oh, really? You know that tweet? No, I don't even think I do. It was like, it went like super viral. It was like, yeah, it was just him like, yeah,

Star Wars is for pussies and this is why I drive a Bugatti. What is his accent? Where is he from? I don't know. It sounds like, it's like five different fake accents. It's like that.

He's like living, where does he live? He's like a German person pretending to be a British person pretending to be an American person or some shit like that. It like makes no sense when he's talking about.

Yeah. Dude, I made a tweet about him joking and all the replies were like when was last time you bought a bugatti i was like what the fuck like i was like what oh dude have you when was last time you had a woman his property i i heard that apparently like he uh like like if you can't if you join his his his like group like his like uh his program and you leave they like don't let you back in no no but like they let this one dude in and the punishment for him leaving was that he had to like go into like a like a like a discord group chat with all the people who are in it and they just like would like send them pictures of like their paychecks being like look how much money we've made while you were gone just to like fuck with the person i don't get it dude because the dude was like i don't have money to pay for this month i can like i'll have money soon so i have to unsubscribe and he was

like sorry bro he's like he's like you're fucking up if you don't have enough money already to pay for it he's like if you're you clearly you're not following the program i just can't believe there's like a class where I heard this. There's like a class of people online who call people betas like, and they're just dead serious. Billy. But Billy, I think there's even like a little bit of joke in there. He's joking.

Yeah. Like he's like kind of like fucking around a little bit. Like, but there'll be like dudes who are like, just, you can tell that they're a pussy. Like you, you're, they're a pussy. Like you can see it on their face and their profile picture, but their whole profile is just calling people betas all day i don't understand it yeah even the dude that was going after dave that guy exactly fans was like andrew andrew tate made you look like a feminist bitch a beta yeah i didn't realize you're just like have fun going out and getting your abortions, dude. It's like, what?

No, it's what they actually said. Yeah. Because these are all the dudes that like loved Dave and they found out Dave was pro choice. And then they were like, dude, Dave's a fucking loser. Yeah. They're like, can't believe I ever followed this scumbag. Enjoy nutting and whores while I'm fucking raising my nuclear family. I'm four of my own children.

Nice fucking lifestyle, you piece of shit yeah enjoy fucking enjoy fucking i'm over here changing diapers you beta enjoy cream pies bro me and my boys we're going to the fucking hospital my wife's about to give birth to triplets i just picked up similac from the formula at 6 a.m. I can't feed my kids this week because we're all signed up for Andrew Tate's life coaching program. But it's anything before an abortion. Between Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, and Grant Cardone my entire day. All my money. Not being able to feed your kids because you're signed up to every single life life coach program but i just even like how they're just shitting on him like

for like things that might be like traditionally like you would call someone like a virgin or something like that but they're like flipping it that's like the virgins online being like dude have fun fucking dude yeah i'm getting your abortions have fun wrinkling up your dick skin dude mine is untouched and has been for 28 years yeah it's just uh it's a funny it's a funny part whenever you find another pocket of the internet it's like it's kind of funny dude and it yeah it is because he's always you you assume everything you see online it's like that's what everyone is seeing that's what everyone's talking about you don't realize that there's like a whole different side yeah always and like the people who are the crop what were you gonna say oh the people who are still like tweeting about like covid like just didn't realize that the rest of

the internet has moved on because they're still getting like the same amount of interaction about like covid shit like and there are people who will just tweet about it like forever but because their little corner of the internet's talking about it they feel like they're getting some kind of validation yeah i mean that's those are people that just they just don't they live on the internet yeah or they live for the fucking good ass like following that they built like other people who are like fired up right now that fauci's getting like stepping down yeah but he's like he's got to get ahead of it before he's in fucking prison for the rest of his life before he gets executed like yo dude fauci's never

going to jail and he probably will never face any legal problems ever and same with trump dude yeah same with trump and same with every single politician yeah they're not going to get in trouble at all but people are or even like but people are like so convinced that they are or they'll have like climate change they'll be like like hashtag like climate truth or some shit like that and yeah and every like you might click on a poignant tweet about climate change be like oh let's see what this person's talking about and then you click on it and their whole thing is like talking about climate change like i can't take you serious if you've made it your entire feed at all times to be shoving it down our throat because that means that your interaction goes down when you're not talking about what people came to follow you to talk about like you need

to keep on affirming that like side of your personality it just it completely dilutes any like truth to it there was this one dude on twitter who i saw was like making these tweets i noticed it the first time when like uh fucking joe rogan was talking about like the vaccine or something. And he was saying like, or not the vaccine. It wouldn't have been the vaccine. It was like something about, oh, it was like Trump. He was saying that like he doesn't see things. Trump's a moron and stuff like that.

And it was this dude being like this whole like the clip and the caption. And then like in all caps, like retweet if you think Joe Rogan got it right for once. And then I realized I was like, I think I've seen this tweet with this exact same caption. I searched the guy's account. He's got like 30 tweets being like retweet. If you think Joe Rogan's finally got it right on everything that he says, like, dude, no, no. Cause it's like, he's super anti Joe Rogan.

But then he like, when he, when he finally agrees with him on one thing, he has to be like, retweet. If Joe finally got something, but it sounds like he agrees with him on every., he has to be like, retweet if Joe finally got something right. But it sounds like he agrees with him on everything. Yeah, that's what I mean. No, but also then I looked at the dude's account. Every single one of his tweets has like 7 billion retweets.

But there's probably like a niche community of like being like, you do agree with everything Joe Rogan says, but you're just like, oh, you just got it right this one time. Yeah. Could be funny as fuck, dude. It is.

You never fucking know, dude. It is. Very interesting. This online shit is so fucking interesting. Dude, I don't know if you saw, I was tweeting about it last night. Oh, yeah, dude. I can't even. This must have been a fucking nightmare.

Yeah, I had definitely the worst travel day of my of my existence and by far and i try not to uh like complain like i really like pride myself on uh on on trying to have a good attitude about things but like the entire day of travel like the there was i waited in a hour and a half line at the dublin airport just to get the customs where i was like we got here so fucking early my sister's like trying to get to the airport early i'm like i'd never get to the airport early i hate when people put their anxiety we waited long as fuck flight took off late eight hour flight got there dude and we sat on the runway for five hours when we landed dude for five fucking straight hours that's just like inhumane it was so fucking trying our flight dude i was i i was

really about to uh like like fake like a medical emergency and like see how they could get us off but they said that there were like a wall of planes and the guy kept on being like wish i had better news for you but none of the planes are moving ahead of me it was just fucking infuriating i don't think just let you guys get out on the runway at that point or like there were open gates right to the left but they're like well like they don't rent out those gates it's like an unprecedented thing it's like five hours we can't just go to

a fucking gate but I was looking at other people's tweets about it they're like you there were people who got on their plane six hours early and or they got on their plane waited for six hours at the runway and their plane just ran out of fuel so they never got to take off like everything that's going on at newark is just

fucked i would have like i like i would have a legitimate psychotic episode is that just travel now is travel just i haven't been getting it that bad recently i got we had i had an hour wait standing like sitting on the runway about to take off no but after landing uh when i came back from west virginia i think actually i don't know it was some week recently and i we waited for a long time and i was getting super pissed and uh but i haven't had i haven't been having any crazy delays like i know a lot of people have been getting like fucked with delays but i haven't really gotten much of that and after we're after we like spent the five hours like drove to like the waiting lot we're like in the bus on the way to the waiting lot like a lady an old lady was getting

onto the bus and she like stepped up and gashed her leg open and it was like fucking bleeding all down her leg so they had to like pull over the bus that we were on to go get to our car and just like waited for another like half hour for an ambulance to come i was getting so pissed off at this injured old lady i was like bitch suck it the fuck up dude i'm trying to get home that's everyone was being so patient but it was like every single turn of the journey was so infuriating dude five hours i mean you could have watched like four movies no i watched the entire harry potter 20th reunion movie that was about two hours and then five hours of did they keep like the wi-fi and stuff on and like all that they kept uh or not

or like the tvs tvs you could still watch it on and then i watched the five episodes of curb bringing around like food and stuff they brought they brought around biscoff cookies but like once they ran out of biscoff cookies there was like no food left they said the rest of the food had like gone rotten on the plane it took so long like there was like hot food left. They said the rest of the food had like gone rotten on the plane. It took so long. Like there was like hot meals that had gone rotten. Well, like people were just like screaming like whenever the guy

would come over. The guy would come over. He would come over the loudspeaker and people would be like, let us off. Just let us off. Dude,

that's hilarious. There was no like stairway. People were just like, just let us off the plane then that's hilarious. There was no like stairway. People were just like, just let us off the plane then. Getting pissed off at flight attendants who like had no information. That's fucking nuts. Flight attendants were getting pissed off. Dude, the flight attendants were probably fired up. Yeah, they had to have been.

They're getting paid. Oh yeah, they don't get paid when they're on the runway, right? No, they don't. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that they only get paid when they're in the air. Oh, I didn't know that. I was saying they must have been pumped. Oh, getting overtime? Yeah. I'm pretty sure that they only get paid when they're in the air. Oh, I didn't know that. I was saying they must have been pumped. Oh, getting overtime? Yeah.

I thought that there was something where they just- If they're not getting paid on the runway, I would just be like, fuck this. Take the bisque off, come if you want them. Yeah. Just like throwing them out like Trump with the paper towel. Yeah, yeah. I would not give a fuck about what's going on. Well, they just kept on coming over the loudspeaker and being like,

please, everyone, like, take your seats and fasten your seatbelts. And then they moved the plane, like, one foot. So, at the end, I was just like, no, like, I'm not sitting down. I'm not going to fucking take my seat. Were people standing? Yeah. Dude, I was, like, walking around. Like, my dad was at the front of the plane.

Like, I was, like, going up to try and, like, talk to my dad. Like, fucking. Jesus, dude. That's a nightmare. It was a big, it was a big it was big ass plane i'm assuming it was pretty big but like for an international flight it was only two sides so it wasn't even like three rows across or anything like that so it wasn't crazy big it's probably as small as it gets for an international flight it wasn't that fucking uh it was super infuriating but i watched so much curb your enthusiasm that i don't i don't you like curb your enthusiasm yeah I like it in doses.

Yeah, I had too big of a dose, and it made me kind of sick to my stomach. Oh, I think it's a very, very funny show, but I think a lot of it... Every episode is just like... It's one character. Someone fucking has a plate of lasagna and then steps on a potato chip

and spills the lasagna on a couch, and they're like, whoa, you got to clean up the lasagna! Every single episode is like... I mean, what season were you watching? Arguing, I think the most recent one. Oh and they're like, you gotta clean up the lasagna! Every single episode is arguing, I think the most recent one. Oh, well yeah, that's, dude, that's the worst season. The new seasons aren't as... Alright, that's not my fault!

Yeah, the new seasons aren't nearly as funny as the old ones, though. Yeah, it was just like too many calam... or it's just so calamitous. I just don't like that type of comedy. You know what I'm saying, Owen, bro? I don't like calamity comedy, dude. I don't like when everything goes wrong. That shit does not tickle my fancy.

Or it's just like, they're yelling at each other like, you're supposed to clean up the lasagna. Yeah, I mean, that's what a lot of the new stuff is. The old stuff is very funny. Yeah? Yeah, the old ones are very, very funny. I think you were right about it being in doses. I think I just overexposed myself.

Yeah, I mean, because most of the the show it's like the same care it's like all one based on larry david and it's all like one formula for jokes yeah like he's also like made a mountain out of like all the molehills like there's nothing else for him to turn into like a thing that being like well actually i think that you should fucking like yeah but out of this way or some shit like that he just kind of exhausted all the little things that he can convention complain about yeah i mean i think it i think it's a funny show i've been on a big seinfeld kick recently just because it's always on comedy central when i'm in hotels and that show is fucking funny yeah seinfeld's funny yeah i never i because everyone's always like oh

jerry seinfeld's like it's just like one of those like twitter things people were like oh jerry seinfeld fucking sucks like he's not funny at all which maybe he's not but the show is that's a twitter thing damn i'm not on that side of twitter twitter is just like oh if this person's good at something and i hate them yeah you just get to a consensus or no one's at a consensus where everyone likes them no it's like it was like a big thing a while back was like rick and morty fucking sucks like i hate anyone that likes rick and morty and then i was like i was like yeah dude i do too i was like fuck rick and morty like burn all your morty no i've never seen it oh really but i was like that show fucking sucks just because everyone on twitter was like that show sucks and then i

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Yeah, we used to go, or I've been on a few. We didn't really go on money family vacations, though, when I was younger. My mom wants to do one next summer really badly, so we might do that. Well, you better put some money together so you can pay for it. Yeah. Because you're a breadwinner now, son. I'll be covering it. Huh? It's my treat.

It should be, dude. It really fucking for it. Yeah. Because you're a breadwinner now, son. I'll be covering it. Huh? It's my treat. It should be, dude. It really fucking should be. Yeah. I'd never been on like a full family vacation before. Like a full, like what do you mean? Like only my family going on the vacation, only to vacation. So I'd gone to visit other family members

for like Christmas or some shit like that. Or like I've been to like the beach, but I've never been on like an adventurous vacation for the entire time with my family yeah how was it it's fucking wild dude you really find out a lot about about people in your family that is just like what was it your extended family too or just no it's my my dad my mom my sister and her husband and my wife yeah and uh dude you just like find out like i found out that my dad when he goes to different countries he like talks in the accent of the country that's so funny that's hilarious and uh like he'll like he'll even like when we were in italy he would like he would like struggle for words like he was like it was a second language that's so like why are

you guys going to ireland afterwards and they'll be like it is their uh their heritage oh jesus but then uh like we would get to ireland and he'd be like oh like what do you say about the what are you saying about a pint afterwards that's so funny because they definitely can all tell it's fake right exactly instantly yeah yeah i remember like when we were growing up like he'd be ordering indian food on the phone and he'll be like well i'll have two samosas beef rogan josh chicken korma he'll just throw on like just a little bit of a fucking accent does he think it makes them like be able to understand him better maybe or maybe he doesn't know that he's doing it. He's just having fun? Or maybe he's having, because he will like, he'll like fully talk in an accent to me.

Like he'll just be like, ah, ladies, fucking lads out here. It's hilarious. But I, so he knows he's fucking around when he does it to me. I don't know what his true intention is when he's talking to somebody else. Yeah, I don't know. Does he, you guys slam any Guinnesses? I slammed a ton of Guinnesses. How were they?

It was fucking good. But people talk about, I don't know what the difference they're like oh this place has the best guinness in fucking town i could i could give you the rundown brother what makes a good guinness now i'd have to have a guinness in front of me to tell you that but that's what i mean like what makes one place's guinness better than another place's guinness and they're like the way they clean if they clean the pipes that's what they said stored what temperature it's stored at how do you know all this colin told me he gave me i went out to a bar with him and he gave me like a two-hour rundown of what makes a good guinness and what doesn't really yeah i was fascinated i went over there i went over there with the intention of having a lot of guinness i drank guinness until my asshole bled yeah and uh i also had the kind of preconceived

notion that uh the food was gonna suck in ireland didn't really suck uh what what kind of food did they even eat over there i had a decent amount of fish and chips yeah some good fish and chips similar to london or england i mean have you been to england i just say everyone over there eats fish and chips right yeah i guess there eats fish and chips, right? Yeah, I guess. I guess fish and chips is like a British thing, but I just don't know to compare it to London. I just don't. I haven't had their fish and chips, but I assume it's probably about the same.

Italy, I was eating fucking good, dude. I was eating bronzinos, like full fish, salt-encrusted sea bream and shit like that. A nice Italian meal. Dude, some... We all do some spaghetti and meatballs tonight for dinner. Yeah. Talk about that. Some real Italian shit.

That's the only word I know in Italian. Merci? Yeah. Yeah, that is one of the best... Oh, what about bonjour? You know that? You know merci, bonjour. Or like germapels, little sasquatch. You know any French? Yeah, merci and bonjour or like germapel little sasquatch

you know any french yeah merci and bonjour those are french words what the fuck was i thinking of in italian grazie prego allora well i was doing a good french accent then because i was doing french

saying a word that i thought was italian both love languages dude i also went to pompeii uh pompeii was fucking kind of fire dude yeah i don't know what that i've never heard of that in my entire life you've been there it's kind of sweet right yeah it was like i mean it's a city that was uh it was like in like 700 or some shit like that i'm pretty sure in 700 there was a volcano mount vesuvius that fucking wiped out this entire city in volcanic ash like the ash like like literally landed on everyone and like crushed everyone to fucking death like that's why there's have you ever seen

you probably seen the the dude like frozen in time like beating his dick off or whatever no you've never seen that picture no No, I don't think so. Ever seen a dick that's beaten off? You found full brothels there, right? It was full brothels. And that was like the most well-preserved part of town. But like the red light district, first off, the way that the town is laid out,

we haven't had that many technological advancements. There's like lead pipes in the town where they had like hot water going from town to town. They had like fucking fast food restaurants. A major part of the city was dedicated to prostitution like the city was like into nine districts and one of the nine districts was just all prostitution it was just like a full-on red light district that's crazy with like a point and pick menu where they just had like uh like mosaic drawings of a dude blowing a girl's back out. And you could just go in and be like, I want that one.

And just fuck a girl on like a cement slab or some shit like that. It was crazy. That sounds crazy. They were way more advanced than we were. That's pretty cool though. I'd like to see that. Yeah. But now you can get some extra pictures they didn't post on Instagram.

Oh yeah. Yeah. You get the fucking good ass pictures. The modern brothel. Yeah. It was fucking. Yeah, exactly. That's the modern brothel. Yeah, it was fucking... Yeah, exactly. That's real.

It was kind of fire. I don't know. You had a good time running around there, right? Yeah, dude. They made the chorus sing Pompeii, the song. Like that. You feel? You know that one?

Wait, how does that song go? Eh, eh-oh, eh-oh. Oh, no way. I was far to my own devices. Oh, no way. Why? This boy has milk in his throat. Why the fuck would they make you guys sing that? Crumbling down in the city where we live. Oh, there's like an amphitheater, right? Those prophets go to victims for Bastille you think I hope so I never understood that but like why like like we when we were in high school the

our school would go to Disney World for if you were in like band chorus or or the orchestra and you would go and like perform there and it'd be like a big trip because like a bunch of kids at my school were in those programs and i was like who's this for dude i went in for my when i was in grade school because i was in the yeah the choir the school choir and they had it was like singing competitions and it was a massive auditorium dead empty yeah i was like who what why are they going to this for? And we came in first place in our division or whatever. There was two, there's two schools in each division.

So everybody comes in either first or second place. Dude, I've had theories about this. Is that the same for those cheer championships at Disney? Probably. They have these world championships that every single team wins. Yes, everyone gets a fucking massive trophy. Every girl that goes wins the world. Have you ever been to one of those?

No. Have you? Awesome. Well, I mean, I bet. No, I went when I was really young. It's so funny. Dude, because it's always just like this EDM song. And then in the middle of it, it's like,

Go Dragons! And then an intense bass drop. Yeah, it's great. It's always just like this like it literally every single one it's like a song and then just in the middle it's like the mat they say the mascot and a girl like rolls her ankles and then is like sobbing afterwards but still trying to be like yeah that shit's always depressing as fuck yeah like that happened at one of our pep rallies when i was in high school someone got fucking dropped and then they just have to like fake the smile and then their coach definitely goes in the back and like yells at them yeah you almost broke smile there you fucking idiot i don't care if

you're i don't care if it's a compound break get the dent out of your skull put a fucking it'll pop out we got the semi semifinals in 15 minutes. Look alive, bitch. You're lucky we didn't get eliminated with your stupid fucking mistakes. Those are the meanest women in the world. Like dance coaches. Oh, yeah.

They're hardcore. Five, six, seven, eight. Are they actually though? Or is that just because you watch Dance Moms and assume that's what it was all like? They are mean though in Dance Moms. Yeah, it's a reality show or like cheer moms all these fucking shows you think that they're not gonna do a show i think they're inherently like evil women yeah

because it's just putting a lot of like success they didn't have they want to see in the yeah i mean there's definitely that but i think that's any coach i don't think they're doing they're not gonna do a show and be like look at this wholesome dance group. Yeah. I just think it's a lot more vain in like dance than it is. Cause it's about aesthetics. It's like, but I agree that, but most coaches are bad people though. I really can't think of a lot of coaches.

People will like, will suck their dick being like, I was a little league coach. It's like, yeah, you berated an eighth grader about fucking not legging out a seeing eye single or some shit like that. Also we had coaches in the little league who didn't have kids yeah it wasn't about that that's just

real weird yeah that shit is very creepy we had a lot of kid coaches in like high school that were like no correlation to the team or anything they just wanted to coach high school sports freshman football coaches might be the worst people in the world dude i like didn't join the freshman football team because i was like scared the dude was going to be mean to me because i heard about him like spitting in like 14 year old's faces telling them he was going to fuck their mom oh yeah dude i was i know like that's like what i was on the lacrosse team in eighth grade the one year i played or maybe i played seventh and eighth grade and dude those coaches were nuts and until like 2010 you could like grab a kid by their face oh yeah slam them to the ground that happened to me multiple times well especially in hockey the dude would i think i've told this i know i've

talked about this but i would do this program this like skating class where like everyone that played hockey would go do it it was like sunday and like if you weren't like skating hard enough the guy would grab you with a hockey stick and like pull you in and then grab the grab your mask and like i remember his breath just smelling so bad as he just screams in my face. Yeah. Actually, he was kind of cool. He was a nice guy.

But he was just a fucking... He was like a drill sergeant. Yeah, they're terrible people to give access to children to, but they're probably great to bar fight with. As a kid, I liked it. I had one crazy coach that had to get removed from the league, but we all loved it. Like he had us do like two days in the summer and shit.

It was like inhumane to the parents, but we thought it was cool. Yeah. The, the, a lot of the fucking, the thing was for the lacrosse thing. Like it was so big in my hometown.

Like it was like, that was like our legacy was lacrosse. And it was mostly the shit that I didn't like was how fucking corny it was. They'd be like, I forget what the fucking slogan was that they used. It was like, dedicate, like, oh, tradition never graduates. And we'd all like put our sticks in there. That shit gives me PTSD. And I was by far the worst lacrosse player that that town has ever had ever in the entire history of the town they've never produced such an

unathletic boy yeah i was dude when i was running this morning i was literally just like i was like why it's like why why is this why am i built like this like why are these why is this how how am i so unathletic yeah it's such a myth that people can like get strong or athletic or something. It's like, it's either you're born to like a dad who's athletic as fuck or like this shit, this shit ain't happening. Yeah.

That's why I, that's why I fuck with like the exercise bikes or like the stair mats. Like you can't look on athletic doing that. It literally puts you in the form that you're supposed to be in. Yeah. Yeah. When I'm, when I'm running,

dude, my legs, my legs are like swooping out to the side and then like it's literally like my stride is like yeah it looks insane you do have the body mechanics of like an early robot that was like still trying to figure out like how they fucked him up i used to i remember when i was I remember when I was in school I would like catch a glimpse of myself walking in the reflection

I would be like I'd have to be like I gotta fix this I was like I look like a freak it is terrible mirrors catching a wayward glance

at a mirror it's rough just accidentally like ugh that can't be me right video yeah that

video is always the worst I can't believe we even have a job where we could just like be on video at any time I know my fucking dumb ass ugly ass yeah my crazy white ass the fuck bro you're fucking stupid white ass dude i was uh getting recommendations from colin while i was out there he put me onto some good spots bro i know i saw the recommendations yeah you should have came through i was in the group chat. Yeah, you should have came through. I was in the group chat, bro.

I know. You should have came out, bro. That's our group chat where we kind of just fuck around. Yeah. It's locker room talk. Yeah, yeah. Bro, if that got out, we're fucked. No, that group chat cannot get out to the public.

Dude, I was in the hotel when I was in Ireland and there was like... Nice hotels or shitty hotels? This one was okay. I mean, the hotel I stayed at in Italy was the nicest. Oh, really? It was the most beautiful. But this hotel was like, I found it because I was like searching out the best, most beautiful fucking possible hotel. When I was in Europe, all the hotels that we stayed at were like, they were like so tiny. so tiny i mean i liked them but it was like it was like where andrew schultz like

spent his honeymoon or something i saw him like posted about his honeymoon it was the same hotel that i fucking was at andrew schultz money i mean i i'm not got schultz money it wasn't you should have bought the special back from him you should buy it back now and say you want to put it out on the barstool website just buy his special yeah you said we could bootleg it now so i'm about to just put it up on my youtube can you even watch his special anymore or is that thing just gone now forever i think you said you know it's like snapchat yeah it's on snapchat you can watch it seven seconds at a time but at this hotel in ireland though i like uh i was like uh my back was fucked up so i was like because we were just doing an activity every single fucking day.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were just overplaying everything. So I was like, I'm getting a massage this day. I don't give a fuck. I went in and they're like, all right, you can go change in this locker room. And it was like a full-on sports locker room of old men, dude. I walked in and it was the nakedest old man I've ever seen in my fucking life. And they were just chilling, dude.

Oh, yeah. They're always like talking to each other. Pure Gaelic to each other. It was like locker room talk of like only gaelic with a dude's fucking foot up on a bench and his fucking irish dick fucking swinging so aggressively in my face it was like the mona lisa's eyes everywhere i went the dick like followed me throughout the room like it was always in my eyeline or whatever it was yeah it was and i don't really have like i didn't have an extensive sporting background where i was ass naked in a lot no no never times and so it was like it was about as much time as i spent around that shit always catches me off guard naked ass dudes yeah yeah it was like a disgusting locker room with like a wet like hairy floor it was just like

fucking wet floor is the worst these old there i can't believe there were so many irish so many irish old men in there just fucking talking shit probably just like dudes having fun i mean it's europe too i know they were like born naked they embrace that yeah they embrace their sexuality they came into the locker like in america where we're forced to hide it yeah it's a fucking fact dude they get they get fucking busy. They get ass naked out there. Write that down. When are you going to do a little European leg to the tour?

Are you going to Australia first? I don't know, dude. I want to go to Europe. I want to go to Alaska and I want to go back to Denver. I want to visit my boys. Your boys are in Alaska? No.

Well, some of them. You miss your boys? I want to visit my boys out in Denver. My boys. I guarantee you'll get back to Denver. I guarantee you, brother. Let me see when I'm going to Denver. I think I'm going sometime this fall for some gambling.

Some kind of gambling shit, dude. You got to come out with me, Sass. You in? Yeah. Then I count you in. Okay. Are you fucking sure? Why do you want to go to alaska because nick

and kb are out there no i've just always i've wanted to go visit that i think it looks cool i fucking miss those guys man when is this shit bro freaking boys uh october 23rd oh it's my birthday no it's owen's birthday dude you're gonna miss the case it's a birthday. No, it's Owen's birthday, dude. You're going to miss the case. It's a Saturday. Or Sunday. Holy day. Oh, yeah. We got to fucking hit church together. That'll be fun. You trying to link up and worship?

For sure. Or are you on your pagan shit? Ireland's pagan as fuck, dude. That's why they have all the leprechaun shit. You know, they don't fuck with, like, you can't say anything about leprechauns. It's like an American thing. Yeah, yeah. and they also don't call them car bombs that's offensive it's like a slur there yeah i didn't say that you did i didn't say it oh yeah good my wife was trying to get some car bombs i was like please don't please don't say that

what do they call them there uh 9-11s yeah that would be so funny like they actually might that wouldn't surprise me at all you can't fucking call it that yeah it's a 9-11 yeah that is fucked up they had some box tea over there blood sausage yeah i don't know dude i we the whole time i was just like i wish sass was out here man what was the break how many days in ireland how many in italy five in ireland three in italy nice it was uh a nice little breakdown it was my dad's birthday so you know what i mean he was seeing some of his boys in ireland that like he might never see again his friends live in ireland yeah he had college boys from ireland oh so he was bullying with his boys it's like dude he might not not get to link with his boys again so i was like damn let's link up with the boys

damn that's sick. Yeah, fuck yeah. But yes, we kind of end the podcast. Yeah, what time? How long have we been going? I feel like we've been going for a good bit. Buck 22. Buck 22.

Fuck yeah, bro. Shit, that's light work. Congrats to Francis for coming back. Congrats to Francis. Go see Sass in fucking Phoenix. Phoenix. In Rochester. I'm going to be in the city this weekend.

Well, that's not for a couple weeks, so go get those tickets before they go. You know? Yeah. Go get them tickets before they go. Come see Ron in Manhattan. He's just going to be chilling. Find me. I'll be posted.

Alright. See you guys soon. Sooner than later, maybe. What? Oh, man. I'm hungry as fuck.