Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #80 - The Adam Ferrone Show

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Shall we? Wait. I'm kidding, bro. You got it. You got a clap, dude? My hand's broken.

Are you arthritic? No, I fucked up my hand and it got fucked up more somehow this weekend. Ah. What? No. Yeah, is your hand soaked? Sound like someone slapping two newspapers together. No, it's not, luckily.

Here we go. That's how a fucking man does it, brother. Take notes. All right. Ready? Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Adam Farone Show. Damn, bro.

Featuring Lil Sasquatch. You know, that was my whole thing when we started off this show. We're reversing it? No, that's bullshit. We're reversing that? You know, someone kind of stole our dynamic, honestly. I know, right? They did.

Just a show about you in name, but in, uh, in reality, a show about both of us. It's about you, bro. No, no, no. It's not about me. This is the Adam Ferron show. We're changing the name. Stop it, bro. It's the Adam Ferron show featuring that guy that kind of just lingers in the back of his

videos. Why are you acting like this about yourself? Are you having fucking, uh. Featuring the guy that eats food sometimes in his videos. Are you having a self-identity crisis? No, I'm not. I'm tired. I'm a little sleepy, but I'm in a good mood.

Check that off your bingo card. Sass is sleepy. Yeah, I'm a little rough. So I flew back to New York today. And boy, are your fucking chicken pox arms tired. They are. Yeah, you can see them but it's not this is this is not even close to the worst of it i appreciate you showing them off i think that's like uh you're like winnie harlow that's step one to healing yeah it's like uh exposing them for what they are little boys and girls out there who have head to toe smallpox

for all the native american children that died i was still getting worse after a month i didn't expect it to be so orange oh no it has a nice hue to it well this is like healing really that's why it's all like blisters and stuff it's probably because you've been right with jesus it's because it's that's why it's blistering and oozing that's what jesus actually healing right now didn't he stick his hand in the wounds of the lepers and shit like that? I think so, yeah. Yeah, that's- That sounds like Jesus. Yeah, he did that for you probably.

That sounds like some shit he would do. He stuck his hands in the pussies of all the lepers out there. He was a handsy guy. Yeah, he was. Couldn't keep his hands to himself. He was always groping Magdalene. Yeah. He fucking had his hands all over that bastard.

Always dunking his fist in the wine. Oh, yeah. Turning it into water. Turned into- No, he turned blood into wine. Oh, yeah. Turning it into water. Turned into... No, he turned blood into wine. No, he turned wine into water. Because they were... The body of Christ.

They were dehydrated. The blood of Christ. The fucking ripped body of Christ. Yeah. Jacked body. Well, all obliques. Somehow there's still enough to go around. When you were at my house, you didn't see that cross that I painted when I was a kid?

I've never been to your house. Yes, you have. Oh, your childhood house? My childhood home i i don't remember seeing it there was a cross i painted of jesus looking fucking like his i was obsessed with obliques as a little boy yeah and his shits were fucking insane hell yeah i didn't even know what they were i didn't know what the name of it was i just saw usher music video i was like what's that that's cocaine cocaine obliques you think that's how you get the only way you get obliques like that jesus christ was gone off the fucking yayo yeah he was gone off the whizzer where'd you fly back from uh massachusetts oh you're a

mass for the weekend yeah and then the flight was like 30 minutes then the uber from la guardia to here was an hour and a half and la guardia is the closest one la guardia is like you could run there yeah in an hour like see yeah yeah dude it's so frustrating yeah but nothing fires me up like a long uber i think you've got to just bury yourself in your phone like what else are you going to do anyway there's nothing else you can do you just got to accept it or throw on a calm meditation or some shit like that. It gets to that point where you're like taking deep breaths and the Uber driver wouldn't turn the air conditioning

on and all the windows were open and the sun was just beaming down on the car. Damn. The ones that pick you up from the airport are the most concerned about COVID still and probably rightfully so. Rightfully so. There's wild people coming in. People like Francis coming in from Africa. Yeah, breathing all over you Rightfully so. There's wild people coming in. There's people like Francis

coming in from Africa. Yeah, breathing all over you. That's what he's carrying. Yellow fever. Yeah. Wait, was he in the office last week? Francis? Yeah.

The Fran man? The Fran man? Yeah, he was here two days and he's here right now. What was he saying? Dude, he was just shooting the shit. Was he? Just classic Fran.

The first day he wore a flowing yellow shirt. Oh, he's always wearing something nice. He's always got a flowing yellow shirt oh he's always wearing something nice but i always got a flowing yellow shirt on i thought it was too i thought it was too but too many buttons and shit like that he doesn't he rarely doesn't rock a button i think that he needs to realize where the fuck he is right now when we went to take it down a notch yeah when we went to st louis francis had like a nice ass fit on like expensive fit yeah but then he forgot his like nice shoes so he had to wear these just

like a6 running shoes with like skinny jeans and like a five thousand dollar gold shirt a gold shirt yeah a suit of armor that he had on straight gold just hard gold not even like woven into it just hard ass gold dude yeah i don don't know he he needs to dress like he's at barstool instead of dressing like he's going to fucking harvard yard or whatever the fuck he's dressed for dude the fuck does he think this is harvard he's dressed for he's going to harvard he's a fucking harvard boy fucking dumbass harvard bastard he's going to the harvard food court to have some fucking har Harvard mac and cheese. What do you think?

Is this Harvard? This ain't fucking Harvard anymore. We should go say that to him. What do you think? Is this Harvard, bitch? Should we have him come in here? No. Just to say it?

No, no, no. He's working. He's busy. He was here at like 8 a.m. Yeah, why does he keep getting here at 8 a.m.? Because he's trying to prove something to the boss man. Little does he know the boss man's never here. Exactly. Nothing to prove.

There's not even security cameras. Francis could literally not do anything for the next year and they'd still be like francis is doing good francis is doing a great job that's literally the selling point i told him of why he should come back he's like dude no one's on your ass anymore yeah he said come and go as you talk about that though he said it's going to come back to bite everyone what and it's like well not us dude that that we were saying i was telling him about how like i was like dude it's awesome you don't have to do anything no no i was saying i was like no one comes into work yeah yeah i was like the only people that come in five days a week are the people that are on the yak and then like a handful of other people but or people like pick central too but like i was telling him that and he was like i don't think

people should be going around saying that because it's going to come back to bite everybody. How? And I'm like, dude, it's been happening for two years. How will it bite people? Because he thinks that Dave is going to hear someone say that and then start getting on people's ass. He has PTSD bad. Yeah, he does.

It's like an abusive relationship. He said it was not fun to work here when he was here before. I know. He was like scared of like Keith and Nate and shit like that. Yeah, Nate dog. Yeah, people being like shit like that. Yeah. Nate dog. Yeah. People being like fucking. Yeah.

Work more. Yeah. Where people's job was just to watch other people and say how much they were working. That's like a lot of what people's jobs are here. They're like overseers. Yeah. Yeah. People love to be like, that person's not working.

Just like a. What are they doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? Watching other people work. Yeah. Just like watching the chain gang. People like to linger. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What are you doing watching other people work yeah just like watching the chain gang people watch cool hand luke yeah yeah what are you doing or there used to be a whole economy at barstool

people filming people leaving be like oh half day bro yeah yeah yeah that's funny that was even like that a little bit when i first started because when i first started it was when dave was coming back and he was like that was like the most like day of dave i've ever seen dave like when he was like he was in the hamptons or the nantucket or something i think he was still going to nantucket back then he was a little he wasn't as well off as he is now and uh he was coming back being like he was like had like a list of people he was gonna like fire on the spot yeah firing day yeah firing day but Yeah, firing day. We used to have a firing day. But he's not like that anymore. It's beautiful. But Francis has no idea.

Dude, he still like flinches when Dave comes by. Dave's going to be like, fucking get to work, bitch. Little do you know, like Dave flinches when I come by now. Right. Yeah. And Joey. When you and Joey come after. Whenever Joey says something super gay, Dave's like, please don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Please don't hit me. Please don't fuck me in the ass. I walked by Joey. I thought he was going to fuck my ass. Please don't fuck me. Please don't fuck me in the ass. I walked by Joey. I thought he was going to fuck my ass. Please don't fuck me, Joey. I built this company brick by brick. Dave's wearing two layers of spandex to work every day. Sealing up his asshole.

Like Gillian Wallow. Yeah, yeah. Two pairs just to make sure you don't get... They say that it's because you want to have a clean one and a dirty one when you're locked up. But I think it's because they're worried Joey Kamas is going to fuck them. They're worried someone's going to fuck their ass. Yeah. They're worried that it's impenetrable.

Yeah. You got to saran wrap your whole dick and ass area in case you ever wind up going to jail. Yeah, but I feel like that'd be pretty just like one little blade. Everything's free. Yeah. That's why they can't allow blades. That's prison life, dude. What do you know about prison?

I'm built for it. No, no, no, no. We would feast on you in jail. We would feast on you in jail. No, no, no, no. We would feast on you in jail? We would feast on you in jail. No, no, no. You know how I'd get in? You know how I'd fucking earn their trust? First day, I would start cleaning.

And they'd be like, oh, this guy's a team player. No, they'd be like, that guy's a bitch. No, they'd be like, he's a team player. Look at that pussy. And I'd walk around like this the whole time. Like, fuck it. Oh, you don't want to walk around like that. That's a big mistake.

That would be a big mistake in prison. How? I know prison oh you don't want to walk around like that that's a big mistake that would be a big mistake how how i know prison you don't know anything i know prison i know that that's a mistake i walk around like a car last thing you want to be is tough guy i'm not tough i'm just saying i would be walking around holding people's pockets and stuff yeah right under the radar just like gay as fuck like a full woman no no no i don't want to get fucked in the ass i don't want to get my ass fucked so what holding pockets means you're someone's bitch yeah but that just means like you're like no no that means you're getting ass fucked no it means you're just like one of the guys that's you're somebody's like keychain someone's tamagotchi to show off at any time it's like it's like following your mom around at the mall you're a child if your mom fucked your ass no no no if your mom was

fucking your ass that's what it would be like if i was in prison i would have i would have one of those leashes those human like you know how like uh when you're at a mall you always see those there's always the kids on the leash of course of course i would have one of those why to have myself no no no no no that probably yeah i. Yeah, you have to. I would kill myself instantly. I'd be diving off the top balcony. Within 10, if they were like your sentence to 20 days, killing myself. It doesn't matter how long I'm in there for. We're not built for it, dude. No, no.

Especially like showering or actually shitting with a bunch of dudes. Yeah. Shitting on the most metal toilet ever with like two dudes in there or three guys just watching you poop. Dude, at the upfronts front I had took the worst shit of my life I missed almost the entire up front it was Trent Riggs and Frankie just watching you shit you guys

were all in the same room oh yeah they were no I shit in like a so I saw you go up do your little set murdered two hours and then Erica went off. And then as soon as Erica went off, I was like, I got to go take a piss.

Get out there. Stuff is moving in my stomach. I go into the public bathroom. Like the multiple person bathroom. Where the advertisers were? And I couldn't shit in there because it was too many people in there. Too many advertisers. So I sat there in silence for like five minutes.

Got up. Went over to the other bathroom. Someone in there and now now i'm in panic mode i'm just running around the theater looking for somewhere to take a shit and edwin comes up to me for those who don't know edwin is like a guy that works upstairs here and he was like what's up man what do you do what are you doing down here and he and i was like kind of like dodging him's questions and he's like what are you mad at me and i'm like dude i'm gonna shit my pants right now and then i found a bathroom where was it it was downstairs oh dude just brutal green room bathroom no different one what uh and people were banging on the door the whole time that's the that's the worst because

everyone had to shit there's too many people there why did did everyone? I don't think everyone had to shit. It wasn't late enough. It wasn't late enough. It wasn't late enough in the day, in the night, for people to have. It was prime shit time. Everyone was trying to shit. What? Dude, there was lines at every single private bathroom.

You think the night is prime shit time? No, I think like 7 p.m. is. I think the morning is. No, 7 p.m. Like when you have that first beer. You just have to shit right away? Dude, I think our biologies are different. No, I was shitting like no one's ever shit before.

Owen, Tyler, when's your guys' prime shit times? Morning? Morning, definitely. I didn't know if I was just crazy. I wasn't going to try to put crazy on you. No, I shit in the morning too, but I think then it comes back around at night. Oh, you double day yeah oh after double day dude i i i had to do two courtesy flushes damn yeah you mean so one right away as soon as turd hit water oh i don't even

know if i would say turd is the word to describe it turd's not the word no what's the word i don't i don't know something that looks like something something that should have been supposed to be in a crock pot. A full gumbo came out of you. Yeah. Is that andouille sauce? Yeah. Are those full shrimps? Yeah.

It was bad, though. My contribution to the upfronts was that. The shrimp in my poop. I think we might have lost advertisers for my shit. Yeah, I thought I saw like rothy's yeah streaming out the back door and like fuck no just like advertising with these people bursting through the double doors like the emergency exit yeah gasping for fucking air oh my god the upfronts was cool dude i mean it's really it's it's uh it's not supposed to be like

cooler content it's more supposed to be just it content. It's more supposed to be just. It's supposed to be cool. There's a little bit of S and D. We're barstool, bro. We push limits. Selling to guys. Yeah, we do. We're cool.

Did you get that vibe? I got the vibe that it was long as hell. No, I just like when people talk about barstool. Does that work here? We push the, we don't play by the rules. And we move products. That's my favorite shit. I get off on it.

It just cracks me up every time. We're disruptors here. We're media disruptors. Who's disrupting? What are we disrupting? What's being disrupted? We don't wear buttons on our shirts. We disrupt.

We're a little bit different. We wear shorts to work. 17 pop culture podcasts. And we're like, we disrupt. We're disruptors. The media doesn't like us. We got to put it easy. We don't play by the rules.

But deep down down they're jealous we sound like a like sorority trying to recruit people jealousy's a sickness get well soon yeah but they eat it up like the advertisers they're like fuck yeah dude they're like we want to pledge yeah we want to rush like they do disrupt don't they we're gonna we're gonna have a bunch of advertisers like in the door like some like uh when you open up the sorority door and they're all singing the song or whatever. Oh, yeah. We're going to have a bunch of advertisers pledging the fuck out of us. Dude, they switched that up, though.

They don't even do those dances anymore. They used to do the real traditional old school. Yeah, yeah. It felt like the 1940s. Now it's just girls getting down. Have you seen those videos? Yeah. It's girls like... I mean, they have to when they're in... Yeah? Yeah. It's girls like,

I mean, they have to when they're in, yeah, yeah. It's girls shaking ass. They're shaking ass. I was beating around it, but they're, yeah, they're shaking ass. Let's call a spade a spade. They're throwing ass. I'm not going to comment on the... I wouldn't even say they're shaking it. They're throwing it. On the veracity of that. I don't know whether they're good or bad at it. You know I'm not good. They definitely are choreographing

the fuck out of it they're definitely trying really hard and i'm proud of them are you i'm proud of the girls yeah keep throwing it your entire algorithm is just sorority rush now i saw one video that bar still posted and then all the comments are like their dads must be real proud it's always that yeah i mean i don't think there's anything to not be proud of dudes love saying like if a girl does something like completely normal, they love commenting and being like praying I never have a daughter. It's like, what dude? Like it's like girls dancing.

Like a girl at her like piano recital. Yeah. Yeah. Please God never. Wow. Daddy must be real proud. Yeah. So strange.

Praying I never have a daughter or like that's like the same class of guy who like has like a fucking gun in their prom picture yeah yeah dude that who's just like posing with like 120 pound yeah like skinny ass dude this like jackass dad be like don't fucking try it that's like dude i don't think he was gonna try it that is cool it's cool when I'm a dad I'm going to do that but all the daughters like that is like the coolest thing you can do as a dad is aim a weapon at your

daughter's prom date and I'm gonna do a video where like I prove that it's loaded yeah the coolest thing you can do as a dad is give the boy a flesh wound Yeah, graze him Right before prom starts

Just give him a little graze on the arm Are those red bottom shoes? No, that's blood I'm walking in a pool of blood right now Dude, there was actually SNL did a very funny skit Where they did the dad with the gun And then the dad accidentally kills the the boy something like that sounds funny it was funny um no one of my boys got hired at snl

marcelo hernandez i was about to say uh have i heard you talk about him before yeah we talked about him like the week before when ali mckoski was here and you're like he's very funny yeah that's my boy that's my dog yeah in what way is he your dog yeah we we talk a lot at the stand what's one of his secrets i couldn't tell you you guys are dogs yeah very nice well i guess it was a secret that he was getting snl because he didn't tell me and then i opened up my instagram and he was just there on the snl page and i was like what the fuck what the fuck that is a great feeling though when you just see one of your friends i was fired up get some cool ass shit happen to one of your friends i'm gonna get more spots with the stand now too because he's not gonna be there because he's a boy because he's not gonna be there one less guy no but i actually was super pumped for him

yeah that it's awesome yeah and i had some dude dming me being like not a big deal like yeah it is are you sure he wasn't being sarcastic like oh no we we had a full like hour long back and forth why you were saying that it's cool to get snl i was saying it's like wildly impressive to get snl and he was saying that getting a bar stool is just as impressive if not more impressive which like i get that like people are like like i understand where people coming from like being like oh snl is not funny not fully wrong they have bad shit but like and i understand them being like i love barstool but it's like dude like snl is undeniably like one of the biggest shows ever can you be can you fat your way into snl no you don't think you can gay your way into SNL for sure.

Or trans your way in. Is that true? Yeah. Is that true? Yeah, dude. Is your dog Marcelo, are they trans? No.

So I guess he's broken the mold. Is he cis? Is he a cis white male? He's cis. He's not white, I don't think. It depends on how you want to put it. Very dope. Very dope.

He's not from America. Oh, very dope. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, I think it depends on how you want very dope very he's not from america oh very dope yeah so i mean yeah that i think it is more he's always talking in spanish on on stage really i don't know what he's saying but i assume everyone's laughing so i assume it's funny you just laugh along with it yeah yeah yeah but he got uh jfl new faces oh shit uh what's that montreal right yeah oh nice yeah but that's like a like that's like of like a lot of people from that get SNL right after and apparently he like

murdered are you hoping to get JFL new faces I would like to yeah that'd be cool well let's start the campaign let's get sassy JFL if it's a campaign type hashtag this let's get the fucking retweets flowing dude no let's get sass and JFL. If it's a campaign type thing. Hashtag this. Let's get the fucking retweets flowing, dude.

Let's get a good graphic, dude. Let's get a good... Let's get one of those, a good-ass graphic or something like that. We should. Let's do a graphic to get Ron on Wildin' Out. Yeah. I think I could just go.

Yeah. I think I could just go to Wildin' Out and wild out with them. Yeah, you probably could. Dude, but I had a similar feeling to the one you felt of just like finding something, like kind of like discovering something good is happening to someone. This dude I knew at Penn State. I was even better friends with his older brother. But this dude, I was just like, I think I was on like Daniel White's Instagram or whatever.

And I saw a dude who was like fighting at UFC this weekend. And I was like, I fucking know this dude. Like what the fuck, dude? I didn't even know he really, like I knew he was like, I heard when he was starting to like fight MMA and then he's just like number three on the card for fucking, for like a Vegas UFC fight. How do you get, how do you do that?

How do you get into like, how do you get recruited by the UFC? I think you just gotta whip ass. You just like beating the fuck out of someone. He must have just been whipping ass. He must have been. I think it's just dudes in in gyms and shit like that. I think you're just in like a Gracie gym. Whether it's Royce Gracie

or fucking. Royce Gracie? Or what's the other one? There's like a bunch. That's a big one. But there's another gracie or fucking voice racie or what's the other one there's like a bunch of big one but there's another great i don't think that's a ufc gym that's uh what's it called gym martial like martial arts but i think that's what those dudes do first yeah true they do martial arts i guess yeah that yeah but it was just sweet to see this dude it's like dude i haven't and he's not like he's not like fucking massively shredded he's kind of like uh if you saw him he'd be like he's like in good shape he has ob. He's kind of like, if you saw him, he'd be like, he's, like, in good shape. He has obliques, obviously.

Yeah, I mean, dude, Nate Diaz, not massively shredded at all. I came face-to-face with him at the fight. Oh, really? With Nate Diaz. I mean, I was just, I just, like, saw him. Did you tell my bet on him? Huh? Did you tell my bet on him?

I was like, Seth loves you! No, I don't actually love him, but. Oh, fuck. I don't know. I don't know anything about him. Everyone was just like, Nate Diaz, this is his last fight. And I was like, fuck it, dude. him, but I don't know. I don't know anything about him. Everyone was just like Nate Diaz. This is his last fight. And I was like, fuck it, dude.

Let's throw some bills on this. I don't think you're going to want to say you hate him, dude. What if he comes around and whips your head? I never said I hated him. Sounds like you kind of hate him. No, I just said I don't know a lot about him. I don't follow the school. Just like him.

Just like him. Yeah, I'm a big fan. Yeah, but he wasn't. He's not like I didn't know much about him. And I saw him and I was like, I expected, not what I expected him to look like. Me and him have the same body. Yeah. But he's just like beating ass.

It's crazy. Yeah. And he was with 15 dudes looking tough as shit. Yeah, dude. There were so many famous people at that fight. It was, it was a big fight. It was a massive fight. You saw Chappelle, Rogan.

They weren't, we didn't, we didn't see them. Wait, were they all together? Yeah. I saw that Chappelle and Rogan were together. And thenony hinchcliffe was there oh he was with them yeah i believe so they uh yeah like live event lisa went over and like asked dave or asked joe rogan like they were like should we go get like should we see if rogan will do an interview and we're like dude he's not gonna fucking do an interview that can't hurt to ask and they went over and i heard that they asked him not only if he could do an interview they just went to like hey do you want to go be on the broadcast and he just laughed in a live event lisa's face he just like died laughing that's mortifying it was mortified i had nothing

even to do with it but he just like i would leave he cracked up. I would leave the building if I was there. They were like telling us like, why would they ever think that's a good idea? The people with the zone were like, we're going to get you all the celebrities that come in. Like whoever you'll just be able to like, well, I didn't know it was that. Were you guys the main broadcast? There was two broadcasts. So we were like an alternative broadcast or alternate broadcast.

That's crazy. Um, but like, uh, Logan Paul came in they fucking uh he uh had like a pretty buttoned up interview with large like he was kind of monotone what is this shirt that you're wearing and then he saw let's say neil cassidy on it yeah bro isn't that like uh dean moriarty jack kerouac yeah bro oh whoa you got all the beats alan ginsburg yeah bro what is it you like it yeah where'd you get that? My boy makes it. I want that.

Do you? No. I will give you the shirt. No, I don't want it. I'll give you the shirt as soon as- But it's a cool shirt. As soon as the camera's cut up. I just didn't think I was going to expect you to-

You know Allen Ginsberg's a pedophile, right? That's why I have the shirt. Raging pedophile. That's why I have the shirt. He did write Howl, though, which is- Separate the art from the artist. It balances out. It balances out. All right? Yeah. All right, wait, continue. You see Art Kelly's right on here? Is he real? Oh, so it's just a bunch of pedophiles. shirt he did write how though exactly separate the art from the artist all right yeah all right

we see art kelly's right on here is he oh so it's just a bunch of it's a pedophile shirt damn that's my pedo shirt neil cassidy wasn't a pedo was he this is jimmy saville fucking jerry sandusky's on here somewhere i have all the guys do you want it right no you want my pedophile shirt, right? All right, wait. Go back to your story. I was interested. I forget what I was talking about.

You were talking about the fight. Logan Paul. Oh, yeah. He saw a large, he had like kind of a buttoned up interview. And then he saw Caleb and they were like, yo! They're like fucking that. Dude, I'm low key convinced Caleb knows like every celebrity

walking on the face of this earth liver king walked past him he's like Caleb what the fuck and they started doing like inside jokes about cause he's

he loves the clout yeah he does he was just outside like Buckingham Palace no but his whole he was there with his whole family and they were all wearing at Buckingham Palace

he was just at Buckingham Palace doing curls you didn't see the video where it's like no he would have wanted no no the queen's funeral like just happened didn't it i think so yeah they're fucking dragging this shit out dude she's been fucking dead longer than she's been alive i know it's probably still happening i bet it's still happening yeah you saw that uh like guard that just like passed out no lucky bastards one of the guards just like fucking like fell out while he was right next to the cast. Cause they don't let those guys move.

I know. They just have to stand, like not move a muscle for hours. It's the dumbest thing ever. So stupid. They look so corny. Like I've, I have zero respect for England. Have you ever been to the Vatican? Is that?

Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you seen the guards there? No. Oh, is it this? They were, is it like the Swedish guard or some shit like that? I don't even know, dude, but they look just dumb.

Yeah, they have like bright, weird colors. Anyone can take down those guards. Yeah. They don't even have guns, dude. They just have like these long ass wooden, like just bayonets.

Just sticks. Yeah. Just long sticks with like a tiny pocket knife on the end. They're like fighting like ninja turtles. What the hell are you guys

going to do with that? It's like an actual threat is happening yeah they just get mowed down dude look at these guys they look like jesters oh my god dude let tradition go yeah can we just fucking let a picture of one of those guys right in his face because they just they can't react they can't do anything right i just went right there and i took a picture because i but i was like not in a disrespectful way i was just like i want to take a picture of this guy i gotta show my friends how much of a clown you are big ass wooden poles ew with like axes at oh they're like dog shaped at the top those aren't even like are those axes how could you even use that i don't know you need someone to be like

someone someone there has to have a gun just in it like there's a sniper on the roof or something probably why the pants are so baggy yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah. Glock tuck, big t-shirt, Billie Eilish. Hell yeah. That type of shit, dude. That kind of shit. Shout out to my boy Armani White. Yeah, shout out Billie Eilish too. But there was a bunch of fucking stars at the fight.

Michael B. Jordan was in there. Yeah, I saw that. That was a funny interview that you guys did. Yeah. They were just like peer pressuring us. You're just making enemies, dude. I know. The zone lady. Do you think Michael B. lady Jordan's ever gonna come on the pod now

the zone lady that like like brush me away that the whole night after that she like had it out for me really all the all everyone in barstool was like standing along like the entrance route where Canelo and Triple G walked in yeah and every time I'd stand there she'd come up and be

like let me see your credential you're not classified to stay and she like send me to the fucking And every time I'd stand there, she'd come up and be like, let me see your credential. You're not classified to stay. And she like sent me to the fucking back and like I would sneak back out. And she'd be like, you! Her head snapped around like the exorcist.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The fucking ring. She made dead eye contact with me. She just owned the fuck out of me. The entire DAZN team just had eyes on me after I bothered B. Jordan. You can fuck around,

but not with fucking B. Jordan. So it was Rogan, Chappelle. I can't believe they asked Rogan. At least send Dave or something. No, Dave was on the broadcast. Yeah, but they're like, hey, I'm Live Event Lisa from Barstool Sports. You want to hop on? On our DAZN alternate broadcast?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was tough. That is tough. No one alternate broadcast? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was tough. That is tough. No one was like, hey, maybe don't. Maybe it's not a good idea to disrespect Rogan. I'm going to have to talk to someone after this. Yeah, I don't know. The people who are like my chances, they just have pie in the sky kind of like beliefs of like who they can get.

Or like this whole celebrity booking world is a crazy world. Yeah, it is. It's either like all we can do is ask. But it is like, it is weird. But at the same time, it's like I get where they're coming from because like then like Danny DeVito will walk in the building. So it's like it makes sense why they have such high like hopes because like then they randomly will get someone that's like, why the fuck is that person here? Some people are down to do whatever. Yeah.

But I mean, Danny DeVito, that was crazy. Logan Paul walked in with the dude, Mike. Wallace? No, no. Yeah. He walked in with Wallace, dude. Wallace? What the fuck?

Oh, that Mike, the dude that dated Lana Rhodes. Yeah. How do you say his last name? Malajak? Malasek? Jake Malasek, Wallace? Mike Malasek. I felt bad.

It's like Mike Negligent or something. Mike Negligent. Mike Negligent. Magilak. That was close. Mike Nagilak. Yeah. Or he was just like gonna go walk

in with uh and then large just only started interviewing logan paul oh really it was dumb awkward as well i went up and started talking to him i felt bad he seems like a nice guy he was nice as fuck yeah he seems like a nice guy that he was dude he was super sweet dude he was nice as fuck bob menary was in there oh hell yeah yeah fucking legend dude he was at the bar he had a fucking shot ski and he was just doing it alone yeah was he really he had five shots and he was just in the middle one and all the other four just like bob menary was just ripping his shots to his fucking face that's crazy what theairie? Why did you guys get out there so early? Why'd you get out there on Thursday?

We got out there Thursday so they could watch Thursday night football. Oh, yeah. I know how the boys get when they can't watch the game. Yeah, dude. You're a betting man now, so you know how it is to lose your fucking shirt on a game.

I watched a lot of football yesterday. Was it sweet and pops did was it fun yeah it was fun i mean i ended up losing which sucked you lost your one bet that you made yes i almost won it yeah you were right there's all that counts i lost because the buck because the bangles lost i know you had the the other three legs of the parlay you were fucking you you kind of are a sharp yeah if you would just bet them off all three straight up you would been you would have been in the money yes yeah yeah i don't think you know what you're talking about i know exactly what the fuck i'm talking about i don't think you do i was just with big cat and prez all weekend you think we weren't talking gambling the whole time those guys don't know how to bet they're fucking sharps dude

it was uh the like the only i don't fucking like vegas at all because the only thing i've ever been you just sit in your fucking hotel room all day and spend money and or like just wait to go out and like get a steak and then just like go back to bed yeah this shit is not sweet if you're not like on the gambling floor playing a bunch of slots or chasing down like a club life what What is Pen of a hotel out there? No, not even. Or a casino? No. No?

Not even. So we're just at some random hotel. Hotel with low ceilings, dude. Staying on the strip? It gave me claustrophobia. You were on the strip? Yeah, we were right on the strip.

Hell yeah. You gotta get out to Vegas just so you can learn how much you'll hate it. I don't think I would like it. I have no interest in going. Yeah, you're gonna have to go sometime.

You'll probably get a residency with the way you're going why would i have to go barstool snl residency in vegas until you're 75 years old i would have to go to vegas for snl no that's your career trajectory oh oh barstool snl residency in vegas until you're 75 years old like elvis you live at the tip of that pyramid hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Live at the top there like David Blaine. I have no interest in doing that stuff and playing the tables. What do you mean?

Oh, oh. Just not much of a games guy. I know. I mean, we love to watch ball. We love football. I like watching the big game. So the only way to tie it together, it just makes the game a little bit more fun. And talk about, dude, Penn State, this is our year.

Yeah. We are, bro. I might be the biggest Penn State fan in the office. And you're also the sharpest mind in college football. Sharpest mind in college football. I don't know if I'm going to bet the Eagles tonight, though. Why not? Feels a little shaky.

I'm going to the game. Are you really? Yeah, I'm going down. Dog, why am I not coming with you? You asshole. You know I'm a big Eagles fan. I'm going to bang out the Cowboys sweatshirt again. That's why you're not coming with me.

It's because of the Cowboys sweatshirt. That's literally because of the big game with. Feidelberg. Really? Yeah. Damn. Damn. Just you and Feidelberg?

And Shane and Tommy. Oh, hell yeah. And Billy and Chris O'Connor. Damn. You got a whole crew that you're going with. Yeah. That sounds like it'll be fun, dude. Have fun.

Yeah, it's going to be fucking sick. It's going to be sick, dude. Tell the guys to say what's up. It's going to be incredible. No, it's because we keep on wearing that cowboy sweatshirt. I know, dude. They're like, should we bring Sass? And I was like, no.

First off, I would have to like, should we bring Sass? And I was like, no. First off, I would have to sit really close to you. Why? From the way those arms are. I mean, stadium seating. I can't keep a good

six foot bubble away. The problem is your triceps are huge. I'll wait in the car. Just bring me. Just go down in the tailgate. I know you love the tailgate scene.

The Eagles tailgate scene is crazy. I know. It's just guys having fun. And that was week tailgate scene. The Eagles tailgate scene is crazy. I know. It's just guys having fun. And that was week one last year. This is a home opener night game. Week one is big. I mean, this is week two.

Dog. You think week one's big? Dog, week two is not going to be anything like week one. And that's a promise. And I promise you that. No, week three. And it's home opener. You don't know shit about shit.

That might be true.. That might be true. That actually might be true. You know how I got tickets? How? Game time. You motherfucker. That's right, brother. I'm going to get tickets.

I'm going to get box seats, sit by myself. You probably can off game time. You could get them right now. Probably the cheapest tickets possible. I know. I saw Jeff D. Lowe was just at the Browns game off of game time. It was him and Youngstown Bob. How about the fucking ending of that Browns game? I didn't watch.

What? I didn't watch the Browns game. I only watched the Patriots and the Bengals. You watched Patriots. We don't got red zone at my house, brother. You're rich now. You need to get. Well, I'm not spending money on.

Your father? On football apps. Why? It's going to change your whole life. You know what did change my whole life? Game time. The exclusive ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. Dude, I love when we say it together.

I love that. I feel like a synchronized swimmer. This one's you. You're the one that's going to the game. I mean, I already did my fucking bit about it. This one's you I mean you're the one that's going to the game I mean I already did my fucking bit about it this one's you I already did my I did my personal endorsement

I personally endorsed it I personally endorsed it already I already personally endorsed it this one's you game time I don't have a personal endorsement because I was looking for friends to go to the Eagles game with

and no one invited me so I'm who are you going to go with do you know any Eagles fans you and Smitty yeah me and Smitty are going to go together you Do you know any Eagles fans? You and Smitty. Yeah, me and Smitty are going to go together. You, Smitty, Jordy, and Maurice.

I'm going to bring Frank. Me and Frank are going to go, and we're going to sit like a row in front of you guys and just stumble in. Oh, what's up, fellas? What are you guys doing here? I don't think so. Who are they playing? The Vikings? Yeah.

Going to have to bang out the Vikings jersey tonight. Don't. Fuck you. Don't. Alright, read the ad. Don't. I don't have a Vikings jersey. If I see you in a fucking Justin Jefferson jersey. I think I have a video of you in a Vikings jersey though. I think I have a video of you in a Vikings jersey. You have a VO? You have a

voiceover of me in a jersey? How does that even make sense? When we went to those kids, those Viking fans' house, you did a whole video at their house. I love the Vikings. I'm a big Vikings fan. Didn't do that. I hope they beat the Eagles next season.

Find it then. Present it. I'll find it. Present the video. All right, go. I wore a purple hat from Super Bowl LII, which was in Minnesota, and they made the hats purple

because they thought the Vikings were going to be in it. You know who was in that Super Bowl? The Patriots? The Burt's. And they beat the hats purple because they thought the Vikings were going to be in it. You know who was in that Super Bowl? The Patriots? The Birds. And they beat the Patriots. Yeah, the Patriots were in it though. GameTime is a ticketing app that makes it easier than ever

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Thank you. No, no, no. Thank you. Can you make it Mr. Sasquatch? For the Adam Farone show. Because you're a grown-ass man now? I'm just busting your balls, bro. And I don't like it.

Because I'm just busting chops. You know I have thin skin. I'm busting chops. You know I can dish it and can't take it. Since when is it illegal to bust chops? Leave my fucking chops out of this. What are chops even, dude? Are those your balls?

I don't know. Are your chops your balls? I thought it was like your vocal cords. Right? They're chops? Guy's got a good set of chops. Oh. Good pair of chops on him.

He's got chops. This guy's got chops. Yeah. But I don't think it's vocal cords. That's what I usually say when someone's spitting. Oh, he's got chops. Yeah, that guy's got chops. That's what I say when I'm watching a karate movie.

Yeah, I was going to say. Or like eating Chinese food. That's fucked up. Why? Chopsticks. Oh, okay. That was fucked up with me. You racist pig.

That was fucked up with me. You're a pig. No, CHOP is Children's Hospital of Pennsylvania. Everybody knows that. Where I'd fucking send your ass. That's why I'm not going to the game because I didn't know that. No, yeah. I'm a fake Philly guy.

Just kidding, dude. I'm not, like, I'm an Eagles fan at heart, but I'm a Penn State, like, I bleed Penn State. I bleed white. What do you have? Sharpest college football mind in the office. What do you have him ranked in the top 10? Where do you have him? One.

Really? We're taking it. Are you serious? We're taking it, yeah. What, dude? Dude, all I'm going to say is Penn State looked good this week. Wow. They looked nice.

And that's against Auburn, too. Quarterback plays a little shaky. Auburn sucks dick. I know, which is why I can't be that excited about them beating them. Yeah. Wait till we play Michigan and Ohio State. Ohio State's going to be trouble. That's going to be, I'm going to be there for that one.

I'm going to have to be there. Yeah, it's going to be a wagon. Whiteout, game day, the whole night. Is it whiteout? Bro, we were there like a year ago today. Today? Yeah, we were at Penn a year ago today today yeah was it today

it was like I think it was yesterday or it was it might have been Sunday yeah I feel bad about how that whole thing went down

yeah why because we hate crime to those gay dudes on accident like they were just they're just so cool and nice

and like down to make content and then the whole barstool comment section at every turn. Yeah. Every time their shit got posted, you just like see them crying. Dude, we got to start letting the gay dudes watch football. I almost felt as bad for them as when, as that mom that Brianna Chicken Fry beat up.

Yeah, that was harsh, dude. I can't believe she two-pieced that woman in the bathroom. I know. i saw that video like 30 seconds after it came out on her story and i was like what the fuck is this and then i kept scrolling and then the next morning it was like on cnn breaking news yeah don lemon sassy girls go to the harry styles concert like rowdy and harry styles has been having new york concert for three months he's been at madison square garden for literally like months yeah selling out every show he lives in

the rafters like the fandom of the opera girl in the world has flown in and out of new york to go to that concert a couple times yeah like over multiple weeks is it that good i kind of want to go and just harry styles is on the nicks now yeah dude he may as well be he has 41 home games that he plays residency yeah come on come on put him in the fucking rafters yeah but now that wasn't cool what brianna did what was it fuck out of an old lady well she was just the lady was so old she made her bite the curb she made her bite the toilet in the bathroom and stopped the porcelain through all over what was it a boa is that what they called it? What was it called?

Yeah, a boa constrictor. This lady had made the same snake. It was like a scarf, right? It's called a boa. It's called a boa? Yeah. You never heard of a boa? And the girl clapped back too.

Who did? She was like, picture before the show, as you can see, my boa. I was like, fuck off. Who cares?

It's a boa. Imagine getting rowdy in the Harry Styles concert bathroom over a boa, over like a 10-cent boa. Yeah, it's literally- If I liked me, I would let that go. It's a bag of feathers. I would say, hey guys, I'm here to have fun. We're all here to watch Harry perform. Dude, but you know how Harry, he whips these women into a frenzy.

I know. He does. He gets them riled up. They're so horny, they don't even know how to contain themselves. Yes, dude. He does. He has their pheromones, their hormones flying off the charts. And they're like animals in the wild, like a bunch of lionesses fighting for the main

lion. It probably happens all the fucking time. There's probably so many catfights at that concert. And he goes on late on purpose to have them as drunk as him with his fucking bitch ass drinking problem. But it is- He is an alcoholic, I've heard he's an angry alcoholic too an angry drunk oh yeah dude and he he make he's like a roman emperor too he likes the women fighting for his pleasure dude he they do you think it's just like i'd imagine that that show gets wild the bathroom must be nuts and i

bet the bathroom in the i bet the men's bathroom is like the best vibe of all time just a bunch of like dads with tucked in golf shirts being like the fuck is going on what are we doing what are we doing fellas we're like just like chugging a 32 ounce beer as fast as they can yeah yeah just trying to get a light bus they're bringing their like 13 year old daughters that or it's like boyfriend vibe and then the girls bathroom No no no boyfriends don't go to those shows You don't think? No I think it's mostly dads No I think that girls Cause I think girls can gather up a big enough Crew of girls to go with them

So that the boyfriend doesn't have to go I think the dads have to go cause they gotta bring their daughters Yeah they're 10 year olds It's like one dad gets slapped on bringing 15 10 year old girls I'll take them Yeah His name's right on my shirt My dad gets slapped on bringing 15, 10-year-old girls. I'll take them. Yeah. His name's right on my shirt. Yeah.

But the only reason I think that some boyfriends go, I think that the boyfriends of girls who are in loveless relationships and the girls just want to get horny enough to have sex with their boyfriend for one last time. Yeah. How many dudes do you think are there that are, like, pissed? Like, why don't you just fuck him? If you like him so bad, why don't you just fuck him? Just jealous?

Yeah, just jealous as fuck of the tiny little man on stage a mile away. Marion. It's like, why are you pouting, Richard? Why don't you just go fuck him? That's your boyfriend now, I guess. Whatever, just pretend I'm not even here you haven't looked at me once yeah yeah i could do what he does yeah i could easily do that he's not gonna fuck you you know that right she doesn't even hear

that probably happens like every single show she's just whipping her boa yeah yeah he's the one that gave brianna chicken fry the boa tried to start something up just like ripped it off she didn't even notice we should get we should try and track down the boa and sell it on what yeah it's gonna go it literally would go for more than Rico's can you think that boa is now that's gonna be in a Planet Hollywood

somewhere yeah it will be it's gonna sell on eBay like a fucking Honus Wagner rookie card I looked at Brianna's TikTok

cause Greer sent it of like the cause he was sending us like the girl's response you don't need to qualify bro you're allowed to look at her TikTok

dude the video has like 2 million likes nothing I ever do will ever get that many likes that's not true yeah once you get your residency in vegas once i get my resident once the downfall starts after you go to snl i'm in vegas well you're gonna go to snl pretend that you're like speak a different language or something like that get discovered for appropriating culture yeah get canceled come back with a massive cancel and that's how you're gonna get your residency yeah betting i just speaking of that just finished the norm mcdonald memoir finally finally i'm back in reading dude i'm now i'm reading uh sam talent's book run the light running the light holy fuck dude what's it yeah it is fucking good have you read it on

it dude it is fucking good what is it what it, Owen? Dude, it is fucking good. What is it? What's it about? It's just about like a comedian on the road, but it's not like about like comedy. That sounds fucking good. It's very similar to like a lot of the books that I read in the beginning of the year. It's just like a day-to-day story, basically, of him just getting like insanely fucked up. I don't know.

Kind of like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. It's similar to that. Just him getting fucked up all the time? Yeah. Very Charles Bukowski-esque. That is funny that dudes could just be like, I'm getting retarded and fucking writing a book. Yeah, I mean, it is like

a genre of writing where it's like as long as you're a good enough writer, anyone could write a good good ass book like that. Yeah, I feel like there's like different types of comedians or writers too. It's like writers who have crazy imaginations but are kind of just like stay at their desk and just write stuff. Do you know Sam Talent? No, I have no idea who they are. That would be very funny.

Or there's writers who just like live crazy so they have something to write about. Like MGK. Do you know how MGK? I gotta keep writing, yeah.. So they have something to write about. Like MGK. Do you know how MGK. Writing. Yeah. I got to go through shit to keep writing. Yeah. MGK is the goat, dude.

He's a sneaky goat. Yeah, he is. Well, he's a fucking sick writer. He's the Bukowski of our time. No, no, no. Yes, he is, dude. No. Or he's the Hunter S. Thompson of our time.

Dude, Billy. We were having that argument a while ago. We were talking about if Billy Eilish or Olivia Rodrigo has more bangers. Billie Eilish by like a landslide. I'm with you on that. A landslide. I have none. But I think it was just me and you against everyone, wasn't it?

Tyler was with us. Everyone was saying, dude, Olivia Rodrigo has like three bangers. And they are maybe in the gravity of bangers. But they're like, dude, she's like, well, they're Paramore songs. I feel like that's how people must view my comedy is like her music. Like she's like writing about. Yeah, you're like the Olivia Rodrigo of comedy. No, but it's like everyone's always like, oh, he has no life experience.

Oh, got it. And like I was reading, I was listening to one of her songs and I was like, dude, like she's writing about like not being able to like study for her math test or some bullshit. And everyone's like, dude, this is too real. This is hitting me so close to home. Oh, my God. She has one line specifically that I'm thinking of. I can't think of. I can't remember it, though.

I feel so seen. Something about being like anxious. Dude, anxiety is so lame. She rhymes anxiety with algebra. No, no. We should de-stigmatize we should stigmatize talking about mental health problems oh yeah that shit is lame super lame remember when i used to do that shit not anymore fucking steel brain you are a warrior now warrior you've been i came out so much stronger i'm so proud of you thanks dude

um fuck i dude i feel like i had a bunch of stuff i wanted to talk about we didn't really because we didn't really do like we didn't really catch up last week or the week before bro we've been having fucking guests on it's just the fucking guys we've been doing guests yeah there's some fucking fellas oh we shot guns me and me and me and the mook man shot guns in phoenix shot guns really into Went to the range. No way, brother. Yeah, because you were supposed to take me, but you never would. So mook surprised me. He took you?

Yeah, he knocked on my door and he said, guess where we're going? He blindfolded you? He took you? It was fun as fuck, dude. You should have been there. Yeah? We could have shot full auto if we wanted to. We didn't, but we could have.

I just have respect for, you know what I mean, victims of shooting, so. So you're a pussy? Yeah, I am actually. Well, dude, whatever floats your boat. I got the itch now, though. Like, I was like looking back. I was looking up ranges

when I came back to New York. It's like, is there a range in West Village? It's like a break room. Place you can smash bottles and shoot guns. Yeah yeah they want the guns far far away from new york it's probably smart people have too spicy of temper of like uh tempers anyway dude if i had a gun today would have been a bad day to be in new york that's for

sure that's why they want them off planes to drive from from la guardia yeah like people get so pissed off at airports. It's like, oh, we can't have guns here. I experience a level of rage that I don't think I'm possible of reaching that aside from traveling. You have to use that shit. No. As soon as that happens,

you gotta just start lifting. What happens, happens. Because it was like, what can you do? We're just in stopped traffic. Just not moving. Why does that bother you? And the time's going up instead of down. To just come to the office, you mean?

Just come to the office from LaGuardia. But why does that bother you? Why would it not bother me? I didn't get to shower, bro. I didn't get to go home and shower. I'm stinky right now. But you always stink. No, I don't.

I smell pretty good, actually. But I'm just saying, worrying about things you can't control it seems like a fool's errand please what else would you worry about everyone worries about things they can't control that's the worst piece of advice that someone can give you oh don't worry about things you can't control that's good advice worry about that that's good advice worry about your your little stand-up set can't control that either, dude. Yes, you can.

That just comes into my brain. That's literally 100% under your control. How you do it, what you come up with, what you say. Speaking of which, I will be in Rochester, New York this weekend with the MOOC. Come to Rochester. Rochester. Did you... Links are on my social media pages.

Did you hire MOOC just so you have some support on the road? No, dude. Mook was coming with me before he worked here. That's what I mean. And I just came in one day. And then one day we just added him to the group chat. I was like, what the fuck? That is awesome.

Yeah. That's a fucking massive ad. Yeah. No, it's great having him on the road because he's a good host. And it's like the host is like the most important thing you can ask for. Having a shitty host is not good. Yeah. We had a shitty host in Providence and it was

bad. Tyler was shaking his head like he's had a shitty host before. The guy wasn't hosting. He just went up did his set and then brought up the next guy. My cousin was at the show and she had to text me and be like, are we at the right show? This dude said nothing about the show. Really? Yeah.

He was like, I had a weird day. I had a weird day. I had a weird day today. Yeah, yeah. I was coming down here. I didn't stop by. I don't know why I'm not going to do his jokes, but I know the joke word for word. Literally word for word.

This was months ago. Just do it. No, no. I don't know. You guys kind of just shit on him badly. Oh, he was not a host. Just say what his joke was. No. Can was a good guy. Kind of. I don't know. You guys kind of just shit on him badly. Oh, he was not a host. Just say what his joke was. No. Can I guess it? No.

It was one of those ones that ends in like a name, though. Gary. Okay. Gary. That's my least favorite kind of joke, dude. All right. Jeff. least favorite kind of joke dude all right jeff a name being the punchline is the worst all right kevin yeah oh dude when people make like karen jokes yeah yeah use any other name i know it's just doesn't or it's all right karen yeah Of course, a Karen.

I know what a Karen is. It sometimes bothers me that sometimes people laugh to show they get it. Yeah. Instead of thinking that it's funny. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, I get that. You know what I mean?

Like when it's like a referential laugh when someone like. Yeah, I know what i mean like when it's like a referential laugh when someone like you can hear the difference in the laugh like where it comes from in the body is different yeah it's like i get that reference yeah that's usually i feel like that's like a delay to laugh though yeah they just understood they just got it brandon walker does it to like nick all the time yeah yeah yeah he does yeah brandon loves nick i know i could see him skinning nick oh yeah he would like i think he told me he wants to just keep nick in his pocket carry him around all day yeah he wants to shove him up in his dick hole and fucking just let him be warm up inside there when he when he first sometimes i'll see him watching Nick and KB and he just like a tear forms

and he snaps the pencil in his hand. Oh, really? He just gets so fucking intense. He's intensely loves him. He wants his hands to be just him and Nick. Yeah. He wants Nick to all do himself. It's like a little girl and then like the little girl gets like a younger brother and

just wants the younger brother to be like her doll. That's how Brandon Walker is about Nick. It's, uh, it's interesting. It's definitely interesting. Yeah. Super,

super interesting. Super unsettled. What were you fucking thinking? I don't know. I had a bunch of shit to talk about. That's cool, bro. Just let it,

let the game come to you. I had a bunch of shit. That's what I've been trying to do. That's what I've been preaching. Let the game come to you. Force the game, dude. What are you going to force the game?

Are you going to force the game? Go out and when we're doing interviews out on the floor it's like what we don't know what to do it's like dude let's let the game come to us yeah yeah me and caleb had a strategy while we were interviewing out there after every good interview we would reward ourselves by going to the bar and getting a drink oh that's. And if we fucked up and had a bad interview, we would punish ourselves by going to the bar and getting a drink. Yeah, dude. And it worked pretty good. You get pretty ripped out there?

No, not really. We just had a fun night, huh? No. Out in Vegas? We got the red eye back. Yeah, that sucks. And it was a United flight. United is-

What? United's good. No, United is yellow paint away from being spirit. No, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, brother. Dude, United is the's good No United is Yellow paint away From being spirit No no no Yes yes yes Dude United is The second best Delta's the best

And then it's United Far from it Easily JetBlue is Headed What JetBlue sucks Dude

JetBlue has like The most cancellations Of any airline JetBlue does not suck JetBlue blows From a comfort perspective Yeah. JetBlue does not suck. JetBlue blows. From a comfort perspective? Yeah. Now, JetBlue sucks. American

sucks. United and Delta are the only good ones. That's wrong. I flew across country on United. I did too. I flew United. I tried to lean my chair back and it went forward. Yeah, you're right there. I did fly. I flew United to Phoenix and we didn't have TVs either way. And did you lean your chair back? No, because're right there. I did fly. I flew United to Phoenix and we didn't have TVs either way.

And did you lean your chair back? No, because I couldn't. And did it go forward? Yep. Because I was in the last row of the plane. It put my penis in my mouth. I had to sit middle seat last row. Yeah. Just the shittiest seat you can imagine.

And every seat is middle seat last row on United. It is tight, but it's not not i still think it's better than jet blue and it was a red eye big cat has a wild move on red eyes dude what he took a pillow from the hotel oh yeah i saw him with the pillows yeah i never understand that because what i feel like that's gonna make you more uncomfortable unless is he in first class of course yeah and you weren't i was oh dude fuck you i still you're complaining about your seat and you were in first class

it didn't lean back what about the rest of the team who wasn't in first class who did you guys make sit in the fucking

except for Robbie Fox yeah Robbie Fox I know it wasn't because he posted a picture and I saw him in Cues and Comfort Plus it was right behind me

it was like one row behind me you guys making Robbie Fox sit in coach you know who was in first class though live event

Lisa of course she was she probably books the tickets. She was and she was just buzzing off her interaction with Rogan. There's a problem in this office with booking. Someone needs to solve that. Fucking A dude.

I'm fighting for Robbie Fox right now. It was bullshit. That's disrespect. Because there were four of us on the flight. Don't disrespect my boy like that. And right before the flight they were like, we're going to upgrade some people because there were four of us on the flight. Don't disrespect my boy like that. And right before the flight, they were like, we're going to upgrade some people because there were empty seats in first class. Oh, of course there were. And they upgraded people from the back to the front of the plane.

They could have easily booked Robbie, one of these poverty- Was Robbie pissed? No, Robbie Fox is the best vibes of all time. He is. He doesn't get mad. He's just chill as fuck. He's not capable of anger. He's just ripped off a three-cheek, fucking chewing away.

I would have been fuming. I would have been on fire. Yeah, you would have been like Brandon Walker spotting Nick with KB. Yeah. I would have been tweeting, sending off tweets. Must be nice. Yeah, yeah. Must be nice with Aaron for his class.

I actually sat first class today for the first time of my life. It was like $10 more because it was like a 30-minute flight. That's what I'm saying. Sometimes it's not even that much more expensive. I don't know how I felt about it though. I felt like kind of a piece of shit. Why? I don't know. I didn't feel like I deserved it.

Did you look at everybody as they passed or did you keep your head down? Some dude tried to go to the bathroom up in the first class bathroom and I told on him. Ma'am. Yeah. I said, excuse me. He's not supposed to be up here. I said, he just came from coach. I was like, is there a curtain?

I was like, where's the curtain is there a turnstile did he break the lock or how did he get through this door does he have a key because I'm worried about the safety now I was like I'm scared can anybody get up here

like holding your bag real close to your chest like thank god he's white because I would have been. He does have hairy arms, though. You would have had a big problem. Oh, my God. It is fucked up. But I have been. I've been that person to get yelled at.

And dude, it's emasculating. Dude, nothing fires me up more than sitting comfort plus. And they pull the curtain. What the fuck is that for? It's like, what? It can't see them. We can't even see the people in first class. Yeah.

You probably love that. Yeah, I do. You don't want all the poor eyes on you when you're trying to rest. I want the curtain to be thicker. Yeah, it does need to be. I mean, like a stage curtain. Yeah. Yeah.

It's literally see-through. I've never broken the wall. I've never broken the barrier by like going into the first class bathroom while in coach but people do and i'm like dude that's balls the first time i got in there that's ballsy i was shocked dude because that it's actually it's like marble it's like way bigger i didn't even go to the bathroom it's dude i didn't get any perks of doing first class i didn't go to the bathroom i didn't get food there's a bathtub in there i just vibed i just vibed out.

For 30 minutes? I went into it thinking it was going to be like one of the Casey Neistat plane reviews. First class seat reviews. I was like, I'm going to pop. I'm going to take a shower real quick. Just lay down. I'll just shower in the plane. No, no.

I'll just shower in the plane. Where's the shower? Sir, this is a 30 minute flight. Yeah, I didn't get to shower. I didn't get to rinse. I'll just rinse. I'll just do it real quick. Yeah, I'll be real fast. Have you ever seen those reviews? Sir, this is a 30 minute flight. Yeah, I didn't get to shower. I didn't get to rinse. I'll just rinse. I'll just do it real quick. Yeah, I'll be real fast.

Have you ever seen those reviews? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where he showers? Didn't Francis fly on that? You didn't read his first blog? Yeah, but I didn't read it, but I saw that he, I don't think he was in first class, but he like is first class because it was one of those big ass Emirates planes. I think it was.

I don't know. Because those ones. If it wasn't, he misrepresented himself. I think it was I don't know Cause those ones If it wasn't He misrepresented himself Those ones are

I think it was like Business class Which like On those long plans I think like Is first class Normally Did you see the food

They were serving Yeah I mean dude But that's also an over It's a long ass plate They serve food on all those plates I've been on But no But his looked different

It was like a fucking Nice ass plate Sounded like it made noise When the Oh really I've only Only time I've flown across the country like that,

they just give you the box. It's like a little... Yeah, that's bullshit. That's what I mean. His rich ass, dude. I wonder how much he's getting paid. Oh, a lot.

And he's working hard. Yeah. Oh. Mm-hmm. The pen sale. Yeah. I heard he had to step down from the board of BroBible, though.

Yeah, yeah, he did. He did. Poor bastard. He had to give up a six-figure board seat over at BroBible, though. Yeah, he did. Poor bastard. He had to give up a six-figure board seat over at BroBible. At the Chive. Bro, don't shit on BroBible.

They're working hard over there. I'm shitting on the Chive. I'm not shitting on BroBible. Have you ever been to bars where they just have the Chive on the TV? No. Oh, shit. Actually, yeah, I think I have. It's just a channel. It's like a channel. Yeah. It's like a compilation of like dumbass videos.

And you do but you don't have to note sound is never required. Never on. It's just dudes getting hurt. Yeah. That's all it is. Yeah. It's like America's home funniest videos pretty much. But for like dudes.

But for dudes. Or like the occasionally like some like boobs on a jet ski or something like that. But mostly it's dudes like on BMX bikes like hurting their penises. Yeah. It's dope. Eh. You don something like that but mostly it's dudes like on bmx bikes like hurting their penises yeah it's dope eh you don't like that no i'd actually never liked i believe i never liked that genre of tv like america's home funniest videos i hated why i don't know it just like always was like like i don't want to see i don't want to just see like babies getting hurt and shit it's always like a mom like rolling her baby down a massive hill on like a lawnmower no baby falls off and explodes and they're like that was america's home funniest video i feel like it's always the opposite i feel like it's always dudes like dads like having like dad

reflexes like fat slob dads who like make a diving stop and save their baby's soft spot yeah there's a lot of there's a lot of people just getting hurt it's always like there's always the classic like dude steps on the shovel or the the rake comes up and hits him in the face boing and then he's like wow are you talking about the three stooges it's like dude that's basically what it is you think the three stooges it's like real life for three stooges but that shit is funny that shit's like real life for Three Stooges. But that shit is funny. That shit's like boundary-less comedy. I don't know. It's never been my jam, dude. And I'm not busting your chops if you like it.

It sounds like you're busting my chops. I'm not. Sounds like you like a more sophisticated brand of comedy. I'm more sophisticated, yeah. You're like Tom Segura. Yeah, I'm a little bit more into storytelling. Allegories. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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They spelt it wrong, though. Two S's. Well, they're not talking about you, bro. Oh. I know, dude. I'm fucking busting it. No, you didn't, dude. I'm busting your chops.

You narcissistic. I can't bust chops anymore? You're narcissistic, dude. What's the difference between self-love and narcissism? It's a fine line. Is it actually? Depends on in what situation you love yourself. Is it a full overlap?

Because like... People like to throw around that word a lot. Self-care or narcissist? The N-word. If you're talking about... The N-word, dude. Because if you're talking about yourself, it's self-care. If you're talking about someone you hate, it's narcissism.

And it's probably the exact same behavior. It's like, I'm just not answering my phone for four weeks i don't know people like to throw around like i don't know well let's finish the ad let's get it's the ad read times change and so does what we drink make a more tasteful choice and choose soco click the link in the description below to see more cool stuff from soco i don't't know how they're going to do that. This is an audio medium. But that remains... I mean, just go to the liquor store and buy some SoCo. Like, it's as simple as that. Or just order some.

I'm going to pick me up a bottle on the way home. SoCo Lime? Yeah. A little bit of lime juice in there? A little SoCo Lime, throw on the Eagles game. SoCo Lime shots. Walk around on every social media platform. Probably because you'll be voting for the Vikings.

I'm rooting for the Eagles, dude. Which team are you voting for? But I can't tell you what I'm betting on. Oh, no. I haven't decided yet. Smash the over, Sassy. I think I'm taking Vikings money line. And I hope I'm wrong.

And I hope I'm wrong. Don't play. I want to lose money tonight no i'm kidding bro whenever you know i already got the eagles locked in bro whenever you're out gambling with like uh dave and dan like you can't like if your bet's different than theirs like you can't talk you like can't you that's why i don't think i'll ever get into that people think i'm like trying to people think i'm doing this for like job security i think i'm like betting like everybody else yeah yeah yeah they're like oh wow things must be going really bad for us no bro i just like to make fucking cash yeah you don't want to if you're not gonna if barstool's not gonna pay you you're gonna have to pay yourself.

Pay myself, dude. By winning some fucking sweet ass bets. Did you watch, have you been watching those Millmore House of Stools videos? I can tell you're not a, you're not like a true stoolie because you're,

you're surprised by how good these are. Dude, they are like the hardest I've laughed. Dude, the one, the one from yesterday was so fucking funny. That was like one of the funniest parts about Barstool, like, as I was, like, before I got hired and as I was getting into it. Like, he's, he's hilarious. Yeah.

That shit, dude, the, the, the mini golf part had me like in tears. Yeah. You're like, meanwhile, the Barstool's working on the biggest film production of all time. And it's Glennie just one putt. And I'm like, cut. We'll pick up production next month. Dude, he's hilarious. And he's just like so humble and like quiet.

I DM'd him. I was like, dude, that was fucking jokes. Yeah, he's the GOAT. He's a battle rap head too, bro. Really? Yeah. Kind of looks like it. Doesn't surprise me at all, actually.

Why? I don't know. It looks like he'd be into battle rap. He's like the most unassuming dude of all time. Not to me. He's super battle rap head too, bro. Really? Yeah. It kind of looks like it. It doesn't surprise me at all, actually. Why? I don't know. It looks like he'd be into battle rap. He's like the most unassuming dude of all time. Not to me. He's super unassuming. He's unassuming. Maybe to you, you can't assume like I can.

Yeah, I don't assume. I refuse to assume. Yeah, is that why you assumed I didn't want to go to the Eagles tonight, bro? I chose not to invite you because you've been wearing that cowboy sweatshirt, and I warned you, and I warned you again. Dog, I threw it away. Where is it at? is it at it's not here because that your apartment not thrown away no where's it at then i threw it out no you didn't i tossed it did you take your garbage out after you yost it no i burned it dude tell indulge me can you indulge me on this real quick

indulge me you think that robots will ever make other robots yeah they already are dumb ass robots make robots yeah you think that there will ever be a time when to become more efficient or greener the things we use to fuel robots will be like naturally occurring like minerals or like even plants and stuff like that no you don't think that that'll happen for a while the robot eventually the robot technology is pretty underwhelming indulge me indulge me for a second indulge me i i just think that like i just think that the uh that the fucking i think like the robots thing was one was one thing that they really hit hard with in like sci-fi and stuff and just like movies and for some reason the robots in those movies always look like dude star wars came out when are you talking about c-3po the 70s yeah yeah so those robots are still

like 10 times cooler than any robots that actually exist today but he these those robots were unathletic as fuck c-3po needs to fucking stretch his hamstrings he's walking like a little bitch yeah r2d2 is just rolling around That literally is like Amazon's package delivery. That's literally what R2-D2 is right now. We have that. No, because, dude, the robots, like the most advanced robots, like the ones that they post on like the fucking Boston Dynamics shit,

like that stuff looks dumb. That shit is not cool. It's advancing. It's advancing so slow. At least make it look cool. Indulge me for a second. I don't have anything else to indulge. I'm trying to I'm trying to I'm trying to get something off.

I gave my take. I think that we're going to start feeding plants to robots and they're going to make other robots and they're just going to replace us, dude. Dude, this has been they've been been saying this for years. I think that eventually, soon all of our jobs will be taken by robots. We'll be, we'll be, because they're going to do the hard stuff we don't want to do and we'll be in society. Like podcasting, dude? And they'll be. I'd love to see a, I'd love

to see a robot riff like this. They're going to be doing their part of society, working their asses off, and we're going to be in our part of the society feeling better about ourselves because we're human, but also a little bit insecure about the robots because they can do all this shit that we can't then there's going to be a robot in the nba i get what you're saying but i don't agree with you you don't think so no i don't think robots are going to be doing as much as people think they are ever i think that's why i think musk knows

more than and i think that's why he's trying to fuck so much and have so many kids because he knows that the robots are coming i mean he said didn't he say that the ai is already too far gone like we're all right we've already pushed it way further than we should have that's what i mean robots are going to be get robots they're going to be like there are advanced robots obviously just like when you think of like a robot you're thinking of like a transformer or some shit like this massive beast of a robot with laser guns attached to his eyes and stuff. But in reality, it's like Alexa is a robot. But we're going to I think the word robot is going to become a slur eventually.

Oh, yeah. And we're not even going to be able to call robots robots because they're the robots are going to be so indignant because it's just like, oh, you're just a little fucking robot. Yeah, I don't know, dude. I mean, I don't know. Artificial intelligence, maybe? Yeah, AI is fucked, bro. We're fucked. I don't know what you want me to say.

I agree with you, I guess. I guess you don't, dude. I guess you just haven't thought about that. I haven't thought about that at all. I was literally just saying this all. I was just shower thinking it and I was just like spilling this all to my wife this morning and she's just like yeah

no okay she must have been pissed that would be the worst thing to wake up to oh no I was thinking about robots what do you think about robots it was like the most classic like high shower thought of all time I was just like spilling about robots she's like yeah great sounds like you're really onto something.

Yeah. Wow. Have fun at work. I'm going to go to my real job. Good luck over at whatever you do over at Barstool. Dressing up like the Swedish guard or whatever the fuck. Just your dumb ass outfits and fucking fake work. Just like coming home after a day at Barstool being like, today was hard as fuck today.

I just like had free cheesesteaks and talked all day. You can't complain about your job. That's why we should have such a disdain for depression. Like, we can't get depressed, dude. No, I think we can. We are not entitled to. We can't talk about it. We're not entitled to.

We can get depressed and just ignore it. We're not entitled to the full scope of human emotions because our job is too easy. This shit is too dumb. Tyler works hard. Owen puts in work. Me and you, dude, we've never done anything hard. Damn straight.

It's crazy. We got the softest hands known to man. Stop it. We do, bro. I was actually thinking today when me and Mike, because my dad had to fly somewhere for work too, so we both went to the airport together. And we were up at like 5 a.m. and we were driving into the city with all the people going to work. And I was like, this kind of rules. The rat race?

Just like being awake before noon. I was like, damn, I feel good. I was like, this feels good. Yeah, you normally wouldn't be up for seven hours. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got a full night's sleep ahead of me. Look at me, bro. I'm full of energy.

It is. And life. It's just- More life, bro. Here's to more life. Those people are the ones who should be depressed but somehow they have like uh seven hours of work in the middle of the day to distract them from the depression yeah it's fucking then they get home and they have more work to do yeah those people never

stop working that's kids and shit like that they got kids they never have a chance to think about themselves bosses on the ass the old ball and chain imagine working at a job like a a call center or something like that well that would be miserable where you couldn't even listen to something else yeah it's like you can't even listen to music or like a podcast or something you can't even watch something else and maybe you can watch something else on your screen there's too many good shows about office jobs that's the problem and it makes you think like dude being a telemarketer would rule like workaholics you're like dude this is you they just smoke weed all day and hang out with their friends like that would be sick yeah in reality those people are like all on suicide

watch 24 hours a day yeah it's like you need something needs to happen for you to take that job like something really bad just happened like fuck i need this yeah and like i remember being like watching the office when i was younger and i'm like dude i can't wait i was like i'm gonna pull so many pranks i can't wait to be the i can't wait to be the prank guy i'm gonna be just like jim you are such a jim dude i know i'm the prank guy it's like uh dude you're like jim no you're like jim ronnie in the basement ron you are jim you're the prank guy you're dude how does that feel you're a grown man you're the prank guy at the office you you just jim faced into the camera dude you're literally the prank guy i'm the gym i'm jim in the way that like i'm like i fuck yeah you're all the time you're dating pam you're jim in the way that

you're like a 30 year old man doing pranks and america loves it yeah they do they do bro i haven't done a prank in a minute you haven't been pranking what's up with that because uh all right man i just think you talk about anything i just been down lately i haven't been on my prank game i haven't thrown anything in jello recently yeah i are no it's really just because everyone is such pussies about it and uh that uh it's just like oh this isn't fun everyone's like whoa what the fuck well i don't think because your pranks aren't really pranks it's more just like here i'm gonna take this water and just pour it all over someone's laptop yeah that shit's funny, dude. To you. Yeah. I don't know if I would really call that a prank, though. Like, you didn't, like, get him.

What I did, I put a Cheez-It in a laptop and then closed it and crushed it. That's not... But you've put chips in people's coats. Hundreds of chips in people's coats. I put a bag of chips in KB's pocket. You destroyed the toilet paper in the bathroom. I never did that. Like a wolverine.

I never did that. Clotted apart. I've never done anything that's actually disruptive. You threw a cactus at KB's pocket. You destroyed the toilet paper in the bathroom. I never did that. Like a wolverine. I never did that. Clotted apart. I've never done anything that's actually disruptive. You threw a cactus at KB. To KB. That was disruptive. Not really. Yeah, that was my first day here. And you're like, I gotta get on a pod with this guy. I was like, I like the cut of this guy's gym.

This guy's nuts. He's fucking nuts. Prank guy? I was like, dude, this will be perfect. The prankster and the pranky. It's, yeah, I'm basically just Kevin McAllister from Home Alone. I just set people up with a bunch of marbles as soon as they walk in the office. I'm always fending off. You've never seen Home Alone?

No. I could tell that. No, I have seen it. Have you? Yeah. What's it about? It's about that kid. Who? Who's at home. No. I could tell that. No, I have seen it. Have you? Yeah. What's it about? It's about that kid who's at home.

Yeah. He's not. No one's there. He's by himself. All right. Fair play. Fair play. Maybe you have seen it.

No, I have seen it. That movie's good. Yeah. Christmas movie. It's just damn near Christmas time. Yeah. Sooner Summer's Over.

No, no. Two is good. Three is bad. Four. There's like a really new one that came out like last year. Yeah. Have you seen that one? It's about Macaulay Culkin being on heroin.

No. Just telling everyone to leave him alone. That one is like really bad. I saw a trailer for it and I was like, what are we doing? Did you watch it? No. Yeah. I'm never going to watch it.

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