Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 83 - Gillis and Bev

Episode Date: October 12, 2022

The fellas are back in NYC after a week of travel. Sas tells some stories about his time opening for Shane this weekend in Buffalo, joining Bills Mafia, and linking up with Gabe Davis. Rone and Tyler went to LA to record episode 0 of the Pat Bev Podcast, Owen is moving on to the Tim Dillon Show, and more.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today, it is Monday. It is approximately, or it's Tuesday, actually. You dumbass.

It's, uh... You dumb fuck. It's 1 a.m. A little behind schedule today. Yeah, I'm late. One of us was, uh, an hour late. No, it was like, it was 40 minutes. It was 40 minutes late, dude.

Dude, but, um, first off, it's one of my toxic traits. It's one of my toxic traits. I'm upfront about that. It's one of my most toxic traits. I don't care. It's also one of your toxic traits. It is one of my toxic traits. I'm upfront about that. It's one of my most toxic traits. It's also one of your toxic traits. Exactly. It wasn't today though. I actually was late. Yeah, you were too. And you were late yesterday. I was not as

late as you. And you postponed it a day. Yeah, I did. I did do both of those things. Yeah, I knew I was going to be late. I should have alerted you. But we were doing the planning at like the stroke of midnight. And I do mean stroke. you, but we were doing the planning at like the stroke of midnight. Yeah. And I do mean stroke. I know.

You were fucking. I believe you. You were fucking, brother. So, Sass, break it down. What's good? Bro, you break it down. All right. What do you want?

No, you break it down. Break it down. I feel like we both have big things to talk about. You spent your weekend up in Buffalo carousing with NFL players and world famous comedians. Carousing with basketball players. And close friends. And Tyler.

You lied to me. You told me you were in Philly. When? When you called me. When? Saturday morning. We were in the car with Mike. I was in Philly when we were on the way to Pat's house. Dude, I lie so much to you,

I don't know which way is up. The Phillies game. And you were in Philly. Little did I know you were in LA. That was probably Mike lying to you. That was definitely you. No, he was probably the main one lying to you. Actually, no, he called you

because you were being a whole lot of fibs. And I just didn't, I don't know who to trust you. Actually, no, he called you because you were being... So a whole lot of fibs. And I just didn't, I don't know who to trust anymore. No, you were... It does suck not being able to trust one of your good friends. Yeah, I know. That's another one of my toxic traits. That's definitely a toxic trait. But your toxic trait was that you haven't been answering any of Mike's texts or calls.

Mike never calls me. He texted me one time at one in the morning. And then you called me at 8am and was like, why the fuck aren't you answering? No, dude, that's another one of your toxic traits and you can admit that. If I could admit fibbing a little bit. I never don't reply

to you. Ever. Is that true, Owen? That can't be true. And if it is, I'm offended. I don't even know. don't know i have no idea certainly don't respond to me i was uh double text triple text double text double text dude i'm you you never do respond to me that's not true it's a sea of blue dude i'm swimming in a sea of blue over here it's bad news you're bad news bro no bad news. You're bad news, bro. Bad news bear.

I'm going to kick the fuck out of your teeth. Dude, I was in L.A. with Pat Bev, dude, and it was sweet. And I also want to get ahead of something. Nothing's going to suffer between me and you, dude. Nothing's going to happen, dude. Pat Bev's the man. He's not going to come between us. Dude, I'll tell you this, dude.

If you want to start just doing a ton of a boy dab with him, let me know. He's shredded, dude. That's one thing I like more about him than you. Yeah, it sounds surprising. He's shredded and I'm gaining weight rapidly. I went to give him a dab and then you do the thing where you smack the side and I felt like I was touching a jungle gym, dude. He was just completely ripped. I don't think I've ever done that one.

You give them a dab and then you feel their abs? No, like the side. Do you want to try it? No. No, I've never done that. I've never done that once. And how my hand sunk into your side like I was pressing my fist into cookie dough.

His was like I was fucking smacking... It was, dude. It was a serta. Your sleep number is a million it was it was soft as fuck no he's just he's shredded dude he's an nba player he lives in a fucking rich ass house dude he lives in the same neighborhood as the real housewives of beverly hills and shit like that dude he's just fucking paid dude tyler's been over his house more than i have i know tyler and him are like good friends now yeah sleep over did he really tyler dunked he had an 11 foot net dude tyler raised up on it and dunked on it really tyler's a hooper hooper dunked on an 11 foot hoop yes dude dude might have been 12 why why does he have an 11 foot hoop he raises it to that because he says

he wants to get like for late in the games he he practices his layups in his backyard he wants to get his like legs ready he wants to have his legs fresh for when he gets super tired he wants to fucking be able to burst that shit out dude but it was they built a set like on his property right there in his backyard he's got a just a it's a lovely

house dude it makes me want to be rich like Pat Beverly one day dude I don't think I will probably not I don't think it's going to happen for me. He's made $84 million. Yeah, that's pretty tough to make. And then whatever fucking however many 10 million more Barstool's paying him, dude. However much

you think they're paying him. A lot of money. They gotta be paying him so fucking much money, dude. So many bag emojis. Yeah, dude. He's probably rolling in cash. Couldn't turn this down. He's probably making more from Barstool than the NBA. He probably is.

He might be paying him more. And I think he's making 12 this year, 14. He's making 14 from the NBA this year, and he's excited about the Barstool money. He's too excited. He's excited to the point that you know it has to be at least $10 million. Yeah, which makes me wonder what Owen's getting paid if Owen's ass is... One of him are going to be bumping shoulders out in LA.

I know. Are you moving into his neighborhood? I'm going to have to go to LA for like a week, a month. Are you going to have a house out there? Are you going to stay in a... He's going to get a nice... We're working on something for him. Really?

His ass is going to put me in a place. A bungalow? You've got to get a bungalow. His ass is investing in my future. Yeah, we're getting him a nice little place out in the hills. Something cute. 4,000 square feet probably.

Really? Yeah. Oh, that's perfect. Minimalist. Yeah. Elegant. You can't be out in L.A. without a nice car either, so...

What do we think of Beamer, Benzer, Bentley, brother? All three. Not all three. The horseman? You got to help him find a nice spot. Where are you going to be at in L.A.? What part of L.A.?

I have no clue, to be honest. It's so big. I know. I'm trying to stay in New York as much as possible. When I'm in L.A., though, I'm hoping to run into you and Wallace and Tyler and maybe that NBA guy. Maybe you will. Wallace moved out. I think he said he's trying to move soon he's got to move uh or i don't know i think they said he only has like two flights back and forth

so they're like you gotta get out there they got him on a flight count i think they hired him with like two minutes to go bring everything in one checked bag everything that you need put it all in one checked bag. Everything that you need. Put it all in one bag and make it light. Make it light as fuck. I don't even know, how do you even go about moving? Like I've never moved,

I've never had like a big cross the country move like that. When I did it, I just got an Airbnb, like for however long. And I think that's a decent move. So you get an Airbnb until you kind of get your feet underneath you, like get a month at an Airbnb. It's like probably the same as just paying rent.

Yeah, but the Airbnbs out there are gross. They're just trying to get there, preying on dumbass people who think they're going to be famous like it's 1995, dude. You're not going to LA to get famous. That's just not how that shit's going to work. What do you got going on? You got a big fish on the line? No, I keep on hearing a phone buzz and I think it's your phone.

No, dude, mine hasn't. I haven't gotten a phone buzz and I think it's your phone. No, dude, mine hasn't. I haven't gotten a single buzz. You're in buzzes, dude. No, I'm not. I'm not crazy. No, I'm not fucking buzzing, dude. I gotta buzz off this caffeine. Hell yeah. I'm fucking zooming off the caffeine. Why did you walk in today with no backpack?

You got other plans? What am I gonna do with the backpack? You always have a backpack. No, I don't. You always got your big-ass backpack and your big-ass headphones. That's not true. That is. Is that really what you think of me? And you got shorts on and it's like 50 degrees out. No, dude. I fucking went to a workout this morning.

I fucking biked. I know. I was surprised you were late because you were tweeting at like 6 in the morning. Yeah, I went to a workout, then I biked back from the workout, then I biked into the office. Dude, I feel fucking energetic. Damn. As you should. Nice.

Get like me. Spill your coffee, dude. There's going to be coffee stands everywhere. It's a fucking blessing because I've had too much caffeine already That shit is too strong I had a panic attack from drinking one of those When I was in college I remember it was that exact kind Single cold brew

Is that the concentrate? No it's not even the concentrate One time I accidentally got the concentrate That shit will fuck you up You're supposed to mix it with water Yeah it's too strong Liquid Adderall It's just like no one needs that much caffeine How much caffeine is in that? Yeah, it's too strong. Liquid Adderall.

It's just like no one needs that much caffeine. How much caffeine is in that? A fucking shit ton, dude. I'm zooming. Coffee caffeine is stronger than every other caffeine. Can you talk on that? In my opinion. Is that facts?

How much is in this? Big peak, brother. Well, I clean this up because this is despicable. It's damn healthy, I'll tell you that. i feel like the 60 milligrams in coffee feels like the 60 milligrams yeah energy drinks no 60 milligrams in coffee feels like like when you get like a rain or like a or like a a bang energy and it's like 600 milligrams of caffeine dude i'm in hell right now why i just put i just made an absolute mess for myself. I can't find my headphones.

All right. Say everything you said about caffeine again. Did Mook just walk in front of the camera, by the way? Yeah, Mook walked in front of the camera. An amateur move. Son of a bitch, dude. He's got some fucking set of nerves, even though he's probably just going to help me clean up

my absolute fucking toddler mess that I just made. That big-ass wallet that Mook's got. God damn. That's a thick wallet. I respect it though, dude. You know what? You got a thickie right there. And I think mine is pretty thick wherever the fuck I threw it. Sneaky a wallet watching pod.

We checked Big Cat's and Gillis' when they came on. About how fat their wallets were? Yeah. Dude, because I've been reading a hell of cash. I got a lot've been reading I got hella cash. I got a lot of cash. Flash it. Dude, you know what you could do though? You could just get a Ridge wallet. Look at all those

fitties. On God? Yeah, just skip to ad 4. That's an easy one. Damn, we could just get a Ridge wallet because I've been hearing about these skinny wallets. You got Ridge wallet ads now? I always see those ads on my Instagram. They look cool. I've been hearing about skinny wallets for my entire life. And for whatever reason, I'm still in the fat

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Let's not do that. Let's not restart. I'm just kidding it was usable no we're gonna have to call that no that shit was good dude i like a little bit of chaos early in the morning that's what this show needs i know it's early i i was happy while coming in here at nine i feel like i was like a functioning member of society yeah good i was in line with all the construction workers at the bodega and we were all fired up because the line was long we fired up we pissed off we were all pissed off i wasn't pissed off i was more just happy to be there but uh but a lot of the dudes were pissed off one dude came in he was like what the fuck is going on and the guy goes single file line another guy they were all friends though did you agree with them or are you

like yeah this fucking place dude i was i was second in line these fucking tourists gonna let them all go in front of me though thank you for your service yeah i should have i mean they're uh salt of the earth you know you should have compared hand hand toughness you should have compared calluses i have none i used to be a calloused man not anymore um now you're calloused on the inside i am you got a calloused brain calloused brain because you've been thinking so goddamn hard i've been thinking much at all dude that's not true yesterday was a rough day for me i know you were in absolute hell thank you to the listeners for being able to postpone us one day yeah i uh it was just when I was on the Yak, I was on Ativan because I got off my flight.

Is that why you were saying ridiculous shit? I was saying really stupid stuff. And I was telling them earlier, I had no control over what my mind was doing or what my mouth was saying. I was just saying things. That's a crazy get out of jail free card. I'm like, yo like don't say that and I would double down and make it even worse over and over again.

If it helps I thought it was funny. Yeah a lot of people didn't. I thought you saying it was funny. I don't think that the subject matter was. Exactly. I don't think it was funny at all. I thought you were funny. Yeah you were funny. Oh it was what I said was despicable. Anyone else think police shooters are funny? I genuinely felt bad after.

And then a bunch of people were DMing me, like being like, you're a piece of shit. I was like, you're probably a piece of shit, too. Yeah, that's the one thing that nobody who's like out there telling you how shitty you are is any better than you. You're definitely a piece of shit. If you're like, I'm going to DM this guy and tell him he's a piece of shit, you're're definitely a piece of shit. If you're like, I'm going to DM this guy and tell him he's a piece of shit, you're probably also a piece of shit. If you're reaching out to people

to harass them online, your life is so bad and you'll do anything to get out of it. It's respectable, almost. I was like, that was really stupid of me. But didn't two minutes after you said it, you were like...

I doubled down. You were like, I don't care if you guys don't think it's funny because I laughed at it. Yeah, it was bad. Which makes me think what you're saying right now is not true at all. No, it is. I did feel bad. I thought about releasing a formal apology, but then I was like, there's like five people that actually care about this.

Yeah. I'm not going to make it so everyone cares about it. That would amplify it way bigger if you notesapped it yeah yeah but i did feel bad and uh it was a rough day dude i think you could post an apology video and people would be like sass refuses to miss yeah probably waiting on the punchline yeah yeah what would you say how would you apologize i don't know we don't need to get into that. No, please, please. We've already talked about it. No, I replied to one dude and I was like, that was stupid of me. I'm sorry.

And then we got into like a 10 tweet back and forth of him being like, you're such a piece of shit. I hate you. You're not funny. Did you tell him that you were on beta blockers? That you were on inhibitors? I kept on replying and saying, I'm so sorry. I will make this up to you somehow.

And then he DM'd me like 10 minutes later and was like, delete all of the messages, delete all of the tweets. Like, as in, he'll delete his if I delete mine. Did he? I was like, okay. Did he delete his? Yeah. And you deleted yours? He got mad because I kind of twisted it and made it funny

when I kept on telling him I was going to make it up to him. Because then I would say, I was going to make it up to him. Because then I would say, I would say, I'm going to make it up to you. And then he would freak out even more. He'd be like, you think this is so funny, don't you? And I was like, I'm very sorry. And then he'd, yeah, then he DM'd me.

That's love though. Yeah. He's keeping you accountable and you're keeping him accountable. I am, yeah. And I think that you should be able to explore the outer fringes of your sense of humor without anybody getting mad at you. Oh, no, no.

You should be able to at least get like, you can go there and be like, oh, it's a little bit uneven footing on the edge right here. Let me walk it back a little bit. There was just some people that were showing me the video this weekend that were laughing at it. And I was like, oh, you know what? They'll think this is funny.

And then I sat in and I was like, I shouldn't have said that. And then the anxiety that came over me for the next 17 hours was like something I've never experienced in my life. So it wasn't even you that thought it was funny. No, dude. I was possessed by a demon yesterday. You were joke thieving is what you were doing.

I wasn't joking. You were thieving a bit, dude. Thieving an idea. You were idea thieving, which is even worse. Honestly, I don't really care what you think about the police shootings, but concept thieving? Not you, sass. I also, I don't

want to get into the... Was it the Bills players? The Bills players were dying the whole... They were gathered around on a projector. Like breaking down the film like it was a fucking pitch to the right. Talk bad about the Bills players. That's my family.

Oh, you're a Bills guy now? That's my family. Well, then take off the Cowboys sweatshirt. I don't have any other clean sweatshirts. Can we just unstitch the sweatshirt?

Can we just take off? Good, I would do that. Take off the part that says Cowboys. It just says Dallas. Dallas, yeah. Dallas is cool. I'm a big fan of the city.

Dallas and football are both cool. Yeah. Yeah. The fact that you went is cool. I'm a big fan of the city. Dallas and football are both cool. Yeah. Yeah. The fact that you went to Buffalo now, I think is a way sweeter town than Dallas. I don't know. You tell me about it. I've never been to Dallas.

No, I have been to Dallas. Of course. You went to Dallas together. I know. That's what I said. Then you dropped me and then you made us drop you at the airport while you abandoned us. For a day in Dallas. Yeah.

You had a fucking company card and a day in Dallas. Yeah. You had a fucking company card and a day in Dallas. You could have been like Ferris Bueller. You could have gone on a fuck fest. Isn't Sidney Sweeney from Dallas? We got to Dallas at like 10 p.m. When? Oh, that day?

6 p.m. Yeah, no. You did abandon us. You could have had a fuck fest. You abandoned Tyler. Weren't you and Tyler in Dallas for like six hours? And you were just like...

Went to the hotel. And you just laid in your hotel room. Yes. Yeah. Actually, no, I went out. And Sydney was in state. Yeah, I know. That was stupid of me.

He was right at the block. The hotel that was actively under construction. Yeah, dude. We were on the first floor of the hotel, which is always a bad sign. It's if it's just me and Sass, we're going to get the back of the plane. Yeah. It's a bad hotel, but if but it runs around yeah that's the good stuff they shipped run out of night early what uh damn ass was it like a four-story hotel and

like a shopping mall type of deal yes i fucking hate those hotels a strip mall with hotel the worst ones like a days in express or some shit like that or fucking residence in or some shit like that it sucked they're all exactly the same. Even if they're a little bit different, they're all the same. I'm going out to Texas this weekend. Awesome. In MOOC. The MOOC's coming with me. You are MOOC? Sir. Yeah, only two nights

which I'm excited about. I don't want to do the Thursday show. What are you going to say on stage? Me? Yeah. I'm going to do my bits, brother. That's fucking sick. That's's fucking incredible it'll be fun though we're doing creek in the cave which is a fun club what's your best bit no you don't have to give away your joke how about one that you've burned one that you've gotten rid of but a favorite one that you don't you don't do anymore don't say your joke yeah I probably shouldn't say all right

all right all right all right they're fucked up man come on I know they're fucked up I think we're gonna shoot some guns this weekend, potentially, dude. Guns again? We're definitely going to shoot guns again. Fully autos? We're going full autos. Also a good chance. Right after your burger take.

There's also a good chance that I... Can you just throw a wafer up? I might be there as like a learning experience. That'd be hilarious. I might be like, help me understand why this is so... Why am I like this? Why am I like this? They might not even

let me shoot. In Texas? They might be like, we've seen what you've said. We've seen your tweets, brother. How about an AR-15? Get the hell out of here. No, they...

They'll probably be like, you think that was funny? Watch these ones. Something funny about gun ranges is humor doesn't really work there. Really? Yeah. Me and Mook were making jokes and they were not laughing.

I think I, whatever. We'll move on. What were those jokes? I don't know. I just keep on going through scenarios in my head where I'm like, I probably shouldn't say that. Oh, go ahead, Mook. It was just a lot of modern warfare references, I believe.

That's fine. it was just a lot of modern warfare references and the lady at the front counter was being annoying and I was like just turn around I was joking about turning around with the gun and shooting the window and then Mook was like you probably shouldn't say that and I was like yeah you're right everyone there is armed and very good at shooting.

I'm a comic. Yeah. I do stand up. Jokes about murder at gunpoint don't really play that well. Yeah, hijacking jokes after September 11th type of vibes. I bet they're waiting for that day. I bet they're ready. When we were going shooting, we were talking about going

and some dude was like, yeah, he's like, dude, a lot of people just go and buy one bullet and just kill themselves. They were like, oh. A lot of people? I hope that doesn't happen. Why do they let them buy one bullet? If someone's going in and buying one bullet, maybe don't let them do that. Oh, man.

Yeah, one bullet's crazy. We'll just do the one. What are you gonna use it for? Give me one bullet. Yeah. Imagine fucking up and having to go back and get a second. Shit. Just leaking blood. Just one more, dude. I promise just one more.

A hole in your cheek. Dude, holes in cheeks, I guess they don't really kill you. No. Godfather 1, the guy shoots him in the cheek and he's just like, fine. He has to put the second one in his head. Have you ever seen The Godfather? No. I've seen the first one.

I've never seen the second one. I've heard the second one's better than the first one. Second one, I watched them both on the plane this week. It's extraordinary. They're both extraordinary. It must have been a long flight if you watched both Godfathers. Yeah, it was Los Angeles. An hour flight?

Six. Six there, six back. Or we stopped in Detroit and Pittsburgh. You don't care about that. Tell me about Buffalo, brother. No, I do care. No, I'm saying I don't. Oh, I don't care about how long the flight was?

Yeah, exactly. No, not really. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm not kidding. Yeah, no one cares about that. That was my point. Yo, let's talk about how long you're... Let's do 30 minutes on that flight

did it feel like six like i know it was six but did it feel like no i was on drugs brother her the way back is shorter is that true i was on the hard ones dude what were you on i was on fucking fucking pure black tar heroin damn you're on xanadu? No, heroin. That's strong. That's much stronger than that. When I was in Pittsburgh, at the casino, dude, I'd never seen... Have you ever been in a bathroom where there's a syringe container? No, never. I was wondering what that was. Dude, there was a syringe container and it was full to the brim, dude.

There were syringes like falling out of the top of it. For used syringes or is it for old syringes? Used syringes. Used syringes. I mean, not old. I mean, new ones. Used syringes like falling out of the top of it. For used syringes or is it for old syringes? Used syringes. Used syringes. I mean, not old. I mean, new ones. Used syringes. It's for people that went into the bathroom, used a syringe.

Maybe, I guess, diabetics or... How many diabetics to fill up a whole thing? That was one of my first thoughts. I can't believe we didn't talk about it. I thought it was nothing but heroin needles. We were in the middle of nowhere, Pennsylvania. I definitely was. It was definitely a lot of heroin needles at the casino, but it could have also been

a lot of diabetics at a casino. Casinos have diabetics, smokers, people with walkers. There's just a lot of overlap with that. You were at a casino. I was, yeah. I won $200. Just fucking go, dude. Roulette.

You're a good gambler. I won a lot of money this weekend. Yeah? I won $200 playing roulette, and then I won, I think, $300 on the Bills game. You did? Maybe $400. What? Yeah.

But then I lost another $100, so I don't know what happened to that. What's all this money? That's just from the shows. Really? Yeah. You're fucking paid, dude. I'm happy for you thanks

are you gonna spend it on anything nice or just wear the exact same clothes and live in that ratty apartment always I'm gonna not spend it on anything

and save it for what more roulette here's a little a little tip dude roulette is fun yeah that's my first time being in a casino

what'd you bet on roulette I'm saying what color oh you know red black he's odds 19 to 32 you were jumping around yeah i never was less than 50 percent odds though what less than 50 percent odds yeah i never played on the inside a lot of people play play the inside of the table not me it's because i didn't know how just but i think it's the easiest gambling game it is it. It was easy as fuck. But I almost lost everything. And then I put all my chips on black or something and it hit.

And I was like, I'm cashing out now. I think it's the funnest gambling game because you don't really have to think about that much strategy. Shane was playing blackjack. Lost all of his money. Similar to what happened to me. Won it all back. And we're about to leave and he comes over to the roulette table and puts all of his money, like similar to what happened to me, won it all back, and we're about to leave and he comes over to the roulette table and puts all of his money on one,

on like black, and then loses. And we just left. Damn. Yeah. That's devastating. What a fucking idiot. No, what an idiot.

Should have roasted him. Yeah. Should have lit him up to his face. Did. What was it like hanging out there with him? It seemed like it was kind of your biggest comedy booking to date yeah dude it was really fun it was a great weekend I was

super nervous going into the Thursday show and then the show went very well I think I think my set all of my sets except for the Friday early show all of my sets this weekend were like better than when I'm like headlining like I was doing very well you think he just had a good ass crowd Friday early show, all of my sets this weekend were better than when I'm headlining.

I was doing very well. You think he just had a good-ass crowd? I think he has a very good crowd. It's just people that want to see comedy. As opposed to your crowd who's like... Half of them come in and they're like, I've never actually even been to a comedy show. Yeah. Or they assume you're going to suck. Or they're like, yeah, I thought you were going to suck. They're buying tickets to your downfall?

Shane and LeMair both said that though. What? They said, we thought you were going to suck. They were buying tickets to your downfall? Yeah. Shane and LaMare both said that, though. What? They said, we thought you were going to suck. They did? Yeah. They were like, we were pretty happy with how that went. We thought you would suck. That's hilarious.

I was like, well, I'm glad I didn't suck. That is kind of your... LaMare told me that when he found out I was going, he was talking a lot of shit. He was? Because he had to host and I was featuring. He was pissed off? Yeah. Maybe he should get his Twitter numbies up.

Yeah, Lemaire was great. He was very funny. But he just doesn't have as many Twitter followers as you. Yeah. There were some sassheads out there, too. There were? Yeah. Let's fucking go.

How could you tell? Because they would come up to me after and be like, Holy fuck, dude. I didn't know you were going to be here. I didn't know you were going to be here. I thought you were going to fucking suck, dude. Holy shit. What feels better, making an already fan laugh or flipping somebody who is a doubter? Oh, flipping somebody for sure. Yeah. It's usually, I look for the oldest people in the crowd and if they're laughing, you're like, I'm doing well. Because that's the best feeling when you're like, oh, these jokes are working for someone who's like 70 years older than me. That's the best.

We talked on the phone while you were on Saturday night or whatever, as you guys were going out. And Shane said that you did good. And he said it in front of you which like you know I don't know yeah I don't I don't well I don't remember that at all to be honest we fucked up you were drinking a lot except for Friday night we didn't drink a lot Thursday night we were like all right let's take it easy ended up going out until like four in the morning and then it's friday we did take it easy saturday was just like i i was pretty drunk but shane and lamare got into like a like an argument about who could drink uh a car bomb faster they

end up having like six car bombs like in like in like two minutes what kind of argument is that shane was like i could beat you in a Bud Light. And then they did the Bud Light like three times. Who won the car bomb? Shane, I think. But we kept on saying LeMaire to piss off Shane.

Who was we? Who else was there? Or it's just you, LeMaire, and Shane? LeMaire, yeah. And so the two of you, so you were saying LeMaire was... It's gonna be like LeMaire won that by a mile. And then Shane would be like,

all right, let's get another car bomb. And so you guys were obliterated. What's in a car bomb? A shot of whiskey and a Guinness. I think it's a it's a Guinness. It's a little Jameson and Bailey's. Oh, nice. And but you didn't do any of them.

No, I did. You're doing car bombs, too. Yeah. So fucking good, dude. The guys that drinking. No, no, no. They're so fucking good at drinking. No, at drinking? They're so fucking good at drinking. Car bombs are so good.

Yeah, they are. Car bombs are great. They are. You get those just as your drink sometimes. I love them, too. It's a cool move. It just tastes like iced coffee. Were you making them get them?

I was the first one that ordered them, for sure, yeah. And then they went off on a car bomb rampage? You had to have like seven more. Damn. It sounds like you guys had a weekend in heaven. Yeah, dude. Sunday was crazy, so we went to the Bills game. Wait, should we do an ad before you talk about that? Sure, yeah.

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fast and it's disturbing, dude. In about five years, I'm going to be fucking drunk in an ill-fitting suit outside of your show being like, I fucking made you, sass. And he'll throw like $300 bills and be like, get him the fuck out of here. No, no, no. Get him the fuck out of here. Never happen. You'd never be up there if it wasn't for me, sass.

Came out of my nut. I am excited to listen to this Pat Bev podcast, though. Pat Bev featuring Ron. Yeah, that was fucked up. That clip was so fucking funny. That was so funny, dude. It's just tough that I told it as a funny joke. I never even had to see the light of day, and I told it as a funny joke.

And now people just start calling me Ron to my face at every turn. It was so funny. I've given him the keys. Wallace is like, so what do you think about your co-host Ron?

He's like, actually I learned that it's not his name. That's not his name. His name's not Ron. Learned that real quick. Shit, I learned that day one. Dude, but he is funny, dude.

He is, dude he is uh where he's just like intense as fuck he's just super uh just locked in on everything he is super 10x he was like the coach called over

uh Anthony Davis and LeBron and Russell Westbrook and I wasn't in the huddle and I want to be in that huddle so by the end of the year I'm gonna be in that huddle and he just didn't blink.

He was just like, eyes staring at me the entire time. He's intense as fuck. Is he really good? I don't really know much about him. He's just super intense and he just is a winner. He's never missed the playoffs

in his career. He's just been on shitty teams and he just takes them. He's a shit talker too, right? Yeah, and a men's shit talker. He's a shit talker and you're a shit talker. No, I am not, dude.

Oh, yeah, you are. When have I ever talked shit? You and him together, that's going to be trouble. I would hate to be on the wrong side of that. I've never talked shit to, like, give me even one example. Ron and Pat Bev.

I know. Who's famous Rons in history? All I can think of is Ron Weasley. Or Donald. Yeah, they're all goofs, dude. They're all red-headed goofs. They're all goofs, dude. You don't want to be a Ron.

A Ronald, dude. A stupid Ron. Shout out Guidry. There was a, there's a battle rap league in England called King of the Ronalds. And like a Ronald is like a goof. Like, you know, you're a fucking Ronald. Really? And King of K-O-T-R, it was like making fun of King of the Dot.

And it's King of the Ronalds. And it's supposed to be like goofy ass battles. That's hilarious. This dude, Mickey Worthless, started it up, dude. Big ups, Mickey Worthless. Big ups, big tings. You gotta get to England. When you go to UK, can I come? Yes. Can I videographer you?

I don't think I'm going to England anytime soon. Why not? Because why would I do that? Because that's the natural arc for comedians. You go to Australia, you go to Ireland, you go to England, you go to places where they speak English. I think Australia, I don't know, maybe I'm wrong. I would say Australia. I've heard that Australia, like they're huge fans of American comedy.

Huh. But British people are big fans of British comedy. Huh. Interesting. I know. I'm also wrong about that probably. No, no. Don't second guess yourself.

I know. I'm also wrong about that probably. No, no. Don't second guess yourself. I know Australia. Everyone says like Australia is like easier to sell tickets in because they're like obsessed with American comedy there. Just because they like to drink and get wild. Yeah. In British comedy, they have this like fancy idea of like being dry as fuck. Yeah, yeah. Probably.

Throw it in the bin. Yeah, definitely. It's in the lorry. I'm going to go to the loo. Hell yeah. Type of shit. Yeah. It's in the boot.

Yeah. Anything else? No. Any other British words you know? That was all of them. Dude, I just, all I'm trying to do is fucking travel, dude. I spent two days in New York and I get pissed off, dude. I'm trying to go to some fucking exotic locations.

Yeah, when are we doing Neighborhood Eats again? When does that get fired up? The spring? Yeah, not until the spring. We gotta go to some places before then, but we are definitely doing seafood this time around. Hell yeah. I'm super excited for that. Big time seafood, dude. Seafood's harder to get stuffed on, too. Oh, and come back for Neighborhood Eats. I was just thinking I'm probably

gonna come back, yeah. For Neighborhood Eats? Yeah. Dude, Timmy likes to eat yeah yo crossover that could be nice over in hawaii what are you gonna uh for people that don't know dude owen owen got a new job dude yeah we gotta let owen go which is sad but also um super exciting like i'm'm almost more personally excited for you than I'm sad for the show just because it's going to be fucking awesome. And just like the start of the show,

we're all talking about Tim Dillon and Shane Gillis and now Sass is on the road with Shane Gillis. We were talking about Pat Beck. We definitely never talked about Pat Beck. And fucking Tim Dillon. Now you're fucking hired by Tim Dillon.

It's just like, we did 10X it and manifested and shit like that. We need to start talking about more prolific people so we can fucking link on with them. We gotta, yeah, we gotta talk about Leonardo DiCap. I was gonna ramble about Bezos for a few weeks.

We need to, dude. I think that we can talk it into existence. But what kind of, what kind of shit are you gonna be doing? Are you gonna be doing extra shit with him or just like working on the podcast or you're going to put some of your good ass ideas in his brain yeah so uh to start i'll just be taking over producing the podcast

and keeping that afloat which i've been doing same stuff i do here just audio and video and clips for each episode and distributing that and then uh what was exciting to me is he talked about, yeah, trying to get super creative and maybe revamp the show with some segments. He wants to get back into sketches, maybe shorts, and work on some bigger pitches and projects. And how long until you bring Tyler with you? Dude, I tried.

I really did. I tried asking most of the people here to leave with me i really did i was starting a revolution it's like just like one just like come i'll split it we're all going but the dp show this week uh no which what which is neat um well i don't think he ever really i never got on his radar, which I loved. Yeah, no, he knew who you were, though. Yeah, but I was in the second gen of Barstool where it was kind of...

I don't know, I think Big Cat and Rowan kind of run the office more than Dave, in a nice way, but... No, no, I don't think that's true at all, but I do think that that was very nice of you to say, but he did uh come up like people used to be like afraid of dave's approval i think people are afraid of me i think people vie for the approval of you guys now the elders that's that's nice of you but uh my favorite interaction with

you and dave is when he came into the kitchen and and you were like getting apple jacks or some shit and he was like you need to get your team together get your fucking team in shape yeah yeah that was when uh doogs made a iffy yeah comment about gambling yeah but i was like an equal to doogs and yeah dave came in he was like get your fucking team in order who did he think you were and how old did he think you were because i think he's definitely ageist and so he respects people that are old. And I think that he must have thought you were older. Yeah, I'm giving 40,

but like a Clemmer 40. Give a Clemmer 40. Hard-lived 40. You're like, what? Dude, another thing I was trying to remember is the ethnicity of the dudes in the shipping containers that you used to smoke with and play poker with. Yeah.

They were Korean? I thought they were Thai or Cantonese or some shit. Multiple forms of Asian. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, but they would speak mainly Mandarin, actually. So what was that? You went to a shipping containers in Queens, Gowanus or some shit? Yeah, that was awesome. Where was it specifically? It was in Flushing,

Queens. Yeah. Right when quarantine started, I was trying to not drink 24 seven anymore. So I was just trying to think of anything to do. And yeah, one of the first things I did was I found poker and I studied that and I went to meetup.com.

I found a shipping container in Flushing, Queens, and I found some brothers there. Yeah. Was it advertised as a shipping container? Really minimal advertisement. And then from there, I actually just sunk my teeth into a lot of sportsbook and gambling stuff. And that's how I got my foot in the door here. That's sick. That's gnarly as hell. Pretty neat, dude.

I think this place, yeah, saved me and changed my life in a lot of ways. Facts, dude. It's you, Alex Cooper. Yes. Marbles. Jenna Marbles. The Marbles. The fucking.

You've escaped. Josh Prey up next. Yeah, Josh Prey. next yeah Josh Prey yeah that's a fucking that's my Rushmore 2 dude good for you bro I'm happy as hell for you you haven't said everything I'm surprised you're not going on Dave's show though I will say that

I think I'm going to talk to someone about that but please don't doesn't it feel like that would be like the biggest news for their show yeah he'll bring it up like yeah heard go for him yeah what else go for him uh okay yeah all right who what do you want me to do here very happy for him yeah very happy for him very happy for him he blocked no I think he'll be like

that's a great success story but I also if he says one nice thing it'll be one more nice thing than Sass has said this entire time you know what I mean Sass lives with you

and Sass can't even he can't even slap you on the ass on the way out the door for like three weeks huh so you can't say something nice publicly

I'm just saying this has lip service so people are like ah Rowan respects Owen it's a lot different for you because you can't say something nice publicly? I'm just saying this as lip service so people are like, ah, Rowan respects Owen. It's a lot different for you because you don't live with him. And so you don't respect him? Me and Owen's relationship

is really not going to change. He sees what a monster I am. Yeah. Nothing's really going to change between us. You find his shavings in the sink and you're like, fuck this guy. You can't get to Dylan soon enough.

Why don't you say something nice then? No, I'm very happy for him and he knows that because I've already expressed that. In what way? Bro, I don't really need to use him for clout points like you. I badly need to. Less of that, less of that. I will say, Sass is a much better friend than people might give him credit for. He's been very kind throughout the whole thing.

He was. Oh, really? Yeah, bro, but you didn't see that coming, did you? Good for you. Nobody sees that side of you, dude. That's why you need a podcast that shows the real you. He was one of the first person I told. I broke down and he goes, oh, shit.

What the fuck? Chill with that. I was like, sorry for being a pussy. I was like, you're not actually thinking about not taking that job, right? You'd be really pissed. Sass must be so jealous. I was like, you're not actually thinking about not taking that job, right? You'd be really pissed. Sass must be so jealous. I was like, dude, you're not thinking about how this is going to benefit me.

No, it all benefits you, dude. This is one step closer. I think it'll benefit everybody. This is one step closer to you being on the Patreon. Yeah. This is one step closer to you being on the Patreon? Yeah. Is it one step closer to Ben Avery being in here? Yeah, we gotta get him on. That would be his side of the story. Kind of hilarious if you guys hired him.

I mean, we gotta at least get him on, dude, so he can air it out. Because this is like the one place, you know what I mean? It's a natural crossover where he can kind of just air out his clean laundry. His definitely clean laundry. It is funny that our producer has been stolen by the BS Comedy Podcast.

Yeah. Compliment. I know. What the fuck? Why did he steal us? That's what I've been asking for weeks. No, no, it's very clear why. I'm grading.

So... So you going on a show today? Yeah, I'm doing a, well, I think I'm doing Madden Chains. What, dude?

What? You, we, we, you really need to start manifesting something greater. I'm being serious about this now. Oh, I've already manifested everything I could possibly imagine.

That's what I mean. You need to fucking unchain the shackles and be like, I'm going to be on a, on a television show. I'm going to want to do that when is white lotus coming out yeah i know right i don't know that when's your season of white lotus coming out dude that uh which character are you going to be because i'm watching the i don't know if i'm i don't want to want to say i don't know if it's all out yet it is out yet yeah yeah i was supposed to be i auditioned for albie de grazo and the and the guy that's playing him is this like jack yeah i was watching the thing i was like is that you that was supposed to be you i was like damn no wonder i didn't get this i also had no chance of getting it yeah you did it was like the day after

i shaved my head if you blew them away. I was like, hey, they were like, so are you going to send in this tape? And I was like, by the way, I don't have any hair anymore. This guy always talks about being in the gym. He's about to be jacked. His body's still growing. We've seen him. We've only listened to the pod. We assume that he's jacked. He always talks

about being, he sounds tall and strong. He's super, he's about to get this raise. Yeah, yeah. About to be making a shit ton of money at Barstool. We need to get him now. We need to get him on White Lotus. What's the guy's name that writes all that?

His name's Mike something. Mike. I don't know. I have no idea. Mike White, I think. I was a long time, I was almost a year ago. I know. Your life would be so different now if you had just manifested that

hard I don't really know if like I don't want like that'd be one thing that would suck I think about doing like TV stuff would be having to imagine recording something and be like alright this will be out next year yeah it would kind of be sweet though your whole body would change yeah that is true I would like

I'm more of an instant gratification person yeah it'd be a cool move to be like jacked as fuck yeah that is true i would like uh i'm more of an instant gratification person yeah it'd be a cool move to be like jacked as fuck in a movie and then show up fat as fuck for the premiere probably have vice versa time yeah you're right having a personal trainer is such bullshit it's a hack yeah it's like i want to get a personal no it's like i'm like ever have i had less of an urge to work out. But I need to start because I'm feeling right now. I was telling them today was feeling like the Lord blessed me with one more day on earth. Yeah.

I should have died yesterday. Yeah, with all the prescription drugs you were abusing and the amount of alcohol you were crushing and the shitty ass food you were eating. So many pizza logs. Is that what you were eating? So many pizza logs. And they were so fucking good. I found myself fantas Is that what you were eating? So many pizza logs, and they were so fucking good. I found myself fantasizing about what you were eating. The wings were not great.

At? At, I don't know, Anchor Bar. At Anchor Bar? Yeah, I think those aren't the... It's nice when you get, when we ordered 50 wings for three people, and they come out ice cold. Yeah, that's a tough one. That's unacceptable.

That's unacceptable. That's supposed to be the original wing place. And apparently, I heard rumors, they don't even toss them. They paint them. I think that sometimes when you go to the original place, it's not as good as like some place that's like been crushing it for like 12 to 15 years and people are going fucking ape shit over it.

Buffalo Bites at Helium were better than the Buffalo Wings at Anchor Bar. And I think you can get, I don't think you can only get one wing while you're in Buffalo. You got to get wings at multiple places. Did you try any Buffalo style pizza? Like that thick ass pizza, that thick ass bubbly pizza? Oh, no, yes, yes, yes. I had some of that after the Bills game.

Was it good? Yeah. I feel like it's like really hearty. That was very good. And warms the body for a cold ass winter. That was good. The pizza logs were like the best thing. What is it?

What's a pizza log? It's like an egg roll with just cheese and pepperoni in it. That's fucking incredible. It was so good, dude. I ate like 70 of them. I used to be, I worked at a pizza place where they would make like pizza egg rolls or cheesesteak egg rolls or whatever. And they just like take a pie, slice it it into slices and then just roll the shit up like

a fucking blunt and then drop it in a deep fryer so it's just that's like a piece of pizza that's rolled up and deep fried it's like exactly what it was it was so fucking horrific when you see it made because they definitely paint that shit with butter on the outside as well yeah dude but it's so good it's like one of the few things i like and like i don't know i have a cold sore so i'm eating the wings i take like i had like two wings also my cold sore like breaks open and it was in so much pain with just buffalo sauce getting inside of it yeah just pouring fucking heat into a wound into an open cut but it's gotta be great strictly pizza roll pizza rolls that pizza logs sorry i'm sure

that shane and lamar didn't make fun of you for that at all no they did they did yeah but they also uh they also both ate probably 25 wings and just crushed car bombs it's so funny yeah they just fucking pour heat into their body yeah dude they just these weekends it's like it's like i think it has to be hard to be more unhealthy like dude you you black out you wake up you go eat like the shittiest food you can find and then you go back to bed for like seven hours until the show and wake up and fucking pour heat out of your body yeah yeah and just diarrhea like no one's ever done before and it's the life it is like the life that men want to live like you work hard so you can have you can like not do that like it is the it is the goal dude it is hard it was uh this one this

weekend i think i would have been fine if we didn't have the sunday the sunday is what broke me if you guys had francis there imagine how like uh fish out of water he would have been fine if we didn't have the Sunday. The Sunday is what broke me. If you guys had Francis there, imagine how fish out of water he would have been. He likes to treat his body so well, and you guys treated your body. You dragged it through a mud pit. Yeah, Francis would. Francis also, he's kind of a party animal himself.

Oh? Yeah. I'm about to hang out with Francis this weekend, dude. You are? Yeah. I haven't been able to hang out with him since he's been back. Pool? Yeah. I'm about to hang out with Francis this weekend, dude. You are? Yeah. I haven't been able to hang out with him since he's been back. Pool? Yeah.

You're a fucking pool sharp. I know that about you. What the fuck is this? Dude, get this guy the fuck out of here. That didn't look like KFC. The side. Side profile. But, dude, Sunday broke me because it was like we woke up. me because it was like we woke up we woke up at like 10 a.m left to go to the bills game at like 11 a.m get there instantly we're like eating hot dogs and drinking beers get into the game

i am like sitting down we're like all sitting there having a good time i'm like having a blast all of a sudden out of nowhere i'm like i'm gonna throw up right now and i'm sitting down like in like like just like in like the like like just like this while lamar is next to me on my right and this other dude is to the left of me and they're having a conversation over me well i'm like dude i'm gonna throw up right now like for the entire time and then eventually i get up and i'm like i gotta go to the bathroom and every i'm walking we're set we're row seven and every step i take i'm going like when a dog is about to throw up you know and people are like yelling at me like bullet take pick your head up yeah and then into the bath whole stadium saw you fucking holding

your belly stumbling i'm walking like it was like so noticeable like eyes closed like and then uh i get into the bathroom and i just sit on the toilet for like 30 minutes probably with uh like my pants on just being like what the fuck am i doing dude and then eventually i threw up but i was dude i was like why don't you pull trig right away dude it was just so bad it just sucked so much and i uh i i was i my phone was dead and i was gonna go up to the security guy and be like hey i'll give you 50 cash if you order me an uber to go home but then i threw up and i was like ah fucking i'm fine and we ended up drinking until like three in the morning

and then which you just had to get the badness out of your body no dude and then that that destroyed like yesterday i woke up so nauseous and we're driving to the airport chain changed his flight to like later in the day because we were out so late and I was just dude, I'm in the car going to the airport. It's like a 10 minute drive and I'm like, I'm going to throw up all over this Uber. Then I get to the airport, instantly go to the bathroom.

I'm like sitting on the floor of the bathroom, toilet, the airport bathroom, just pulling trig. Nothing's happening, which makes it so much worse. You say you're sitting on the floor? and then i'm like i got like straddling the toilet like i was around you down on the bathroom floor of the airport buffalo that's the dirtiest it was dude it was a really really rough time that's so pathetic i I know. Dude, and then I'm like, you're a grown-up man now. So then I take half an Ativan,

and then I came straight to here from there, from the airport, and as soon as I got here, dude, I was like, I should not be here. And I was having, just like, dude, the anxiety that I was experiencing the entire day yesterday was outrageous.

And you're just like, I'm going to say the worst thing I've ever said on the yak. It was a rough day. I'm going to say the most problematic words that ever come out of my mouth. And I said the F slur, the R slur, and the N slur. No, no, no, I never do that. But it was tough. Tough day. Damn, dude. But the Sunday was fun, but Sunday is what broke me. Lying on a bathroom floor is something I don't think that I'd ever do. I would take my ass home. If you were in, if you were feeling how i felt and we had like 20 minutes till we boarded you would have been i would have been i almost laid down on the on the baby changing table just had someone come and burp me heels in the air i was in like rough shape and i get here the first thing i say everyone's like dude what the fuck is wrong with you because it was admittedly the worst thing you've ever said

dude i was like uh i feel so shitty oh this will be funny and then the whole room turns to me and it's like dude you fucking piece there is something to be said about that like uh when everybody's on that same page of being hung over and joking, like everybody's lying on the couches together at like a shore house or like a house that you've all rented and you're all like busting it up, like talking shit. You can say the most fucked up shit there, but all of us were on like a Monday morning vibe, like had our coffee bright eyed and bushy tailed being like, uh, what? Yeah, it was bad.

It was not a, not a good day for me. I don't want to drink at all this weekend. That's just the pendulum swinging because you had a memoir-worthy weekend and then it's just going to swing back for you to have a shitty Monday and you'll be fucking good to go by the weekend. I'll have a shitty Monday next week because

usually you're home on Sunday. It was just because we went to the Bills game. What are you doing? You're going to Austin this weekend? Yeah. But just Friday, Saturday. You'll be back Sunday just because we went to the Bills game. What are you doing? You're going to Austin this weekend? Yeah, but just Friday, Saturday. You'll be back Sunday? Yes. Let's watch the Birds game. I would.

It's Eagles-Cowboys. Oh, fuck. Pick a side. Oh, obviously the Birds. Because you a gangster or a bitch. Make your mind up. Dude, when are you going to get me an Eagles sweater? I got you one.

It's on my desk. And you said you won't wear it because it's like the a shade of green that makes your hair look long or some dumb shit are you talking about you said it makes you look like a raggedy andy doll you didn't buy me one yes i did liar i that is such a lie the way you reject my gifts my love language the my opposite of a toxic trait, dude. I have my toxic traits and I lay them bare for you at all times, dude. I fucking am upfront about the things that I'm bad at.

And everybody knows it, dude. It's the terrifying ordeal of being known. But my good qualities are I give you presents like fucking Santa Claus, dude. I shower you with gifts and you fucking refuse them at every turn. No. For shame. If you got me an Eagle sweatshirt, I refuse them at every turn. No. For shame. If you got me an Eagle sweatshirt, I would have been rocking that right now. For shame.

I would have burned this cowboy sweatshirt long ago. No, for shame. No, this Eagle sweatshirt will not make you, it will not be flattering on your buffalo winged ass body. Why? What does it look like? It's a little bit snug. Oh, really? Snug can help sometimes.

Yeah? It packs it in like a girdle. Yeah, it's like a saran wrap in your body. It's like a fucking corset. Tightens things up. A corsage. Let's talk about Shady Rays, baby. It's time for Shady Rays, sassy.

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playoff baseball game, dude. You want to? Oh, no. You're not going to be here on Friday. Phillies play at home on Friday, though. Really?

Phillies. Phillies brave. Phillies brave. Phillies brave. You honestly should. A little hooky? Buy us tickets. No, I can't.

You just got a shady raise dude these shows are actually gonna sell out which will be cool yeah but what are you gonna do with the money dude

what is this pursuit of fucking cash gonna bring you if you can't buy yourself a good time and go down to Citizens Bank ballpark watch the fight in Phils

yeah dude the thing about me is I've always been a big Phillies fan yeah and you're due to spoil me you're due to shower me in a nice gift. Why don't you come to Austin?

No. Yeah, come on. No. Come on down to Austin. No. Yeah, come on. We can go see Rogies. That's when you need to start talking into existence.

No, that would be too much. Yeah, if you talk it into existence, it'll just... Thanks, dude. Or no, I think just one of our producers will wind up getting hired by him. Yeah, that would be crazy. You're getting rid of Jamie. No, they would never get rid of Jamie. Don't say that.

That's what they said about Ben, dude. Fuck. No, those two are like this. They're never going to break apart. I was big on the drama. You were? Yeah. I was making posts in the tim dylan

reddit yo i'm hearing murmurs at this fucking barstool what what the hell is going on bring that where's ben he's got the stain of barstool i was on the red that it was very well received oh really i saw you were typing you were like you guys have seen his audio from the road right yeah yeah no i was, I was joking. I was joking about... You saw that Kennesaw. That Kennesaw audio. Holy shit.

This guy doesn't even know how to use a Zoom recorder. He doesn't know how to program a card. Yeah. He wants to be like... He's very patient with me. He wants to be like Two Bears, One Cave, not sound like it was recorded in a cave. That's a whole other audio.

It was very well received, though. Everyone was like, this is a great choice by the pig. They all call him. They call him the pig. What? That's weird as fuck, dude. He's the pig, and then he feeds them their slop. You were on the fucking Discord under your burner, though, fucking spamming.

Yeah, yeah. I was in the chat. I was in the chat section of Discord. Discord sucks ass. Have you ever gone on Discord and all of a sudden you're just in like a chat room with like 70 dudes and you're like, can they hear me talking right now? With voice? It's voice and chat. Oh, I didn't know that. It's voice and messaging.

I don't know nothing about Discord, but people are always like, yeah, it was in the Discord. And they are. I don't. The juiciest shit's going down there. Discord is where all the juice happens. Do the messages expire? Is that why it's more? No, I think I only have Discord because when me and my friends play video games, we use Discord to talk sometimes. Because suppose this was before group FaceTime was a thing, but supposedly the audio was clearer on that than it was on like Skype. Dude, I need to get into message boards again. i feel like that's where you learn a ton of shit

just message boards and not reddit like actual message boards where like that gnarly shit's going on really i feel like uh reddit is like the best right now but that's where you're going to learn about the shit that everybody's learning about and there's going to be like fucking mods who are going to be like you have to follow these rules or some shit. I want the fucking wild west of forums and fucking some gnarly shit going on. Doesn't Nick use his 4chan often more than any other social

media platform? And look how it's working for him, dude. He's funny and informed. Just fucking crazy. 4chans. I don't even know how you even access 4chan. Whenever anybody's... I gotta look into a mirror and say it three times. You need like a VPN to even get on 4chan? Yeah, you do.

An RFID balker. Yeah, yeah. To get on the fucking 4chan. But whenever someone can just expound on a topic and just like they know all these permutations or like, yeah, someone wrote something about that. I'm like, dude, they have to be on message boards. There's no way you get this broad access

to all this information unless you're tapping into message boards all the fucking time. I need to get back on message boards though. I don't know, dude. Maybe about some kind of politics. Facebook? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You want like, what do you want? You're looking for like a white supremacist, like a little

heavy right wing. Maybe. I want heavy right and heavy left, dude. You're looking for like a white supremacist, like a little heavy right wing. Maybe. I want heavy right and heavy left. You're looking for a QAnon message. Maybe some shit like that. Some shit like that where. I think of message boards, you would think Facebook, Reddit. Yes.

And you're thinking like 4chan. Yes. I want some gnarly shit where I can learn a ton about a topic and people are smart as fuck. And they're like dirty and like either super skinny or super fat and they have neck beards and fucking thick ass glasses and fucking yeah. Ask Clemmer. Clemmer probably knows a couple message boards that you could get

logged on. I wonder what the inside of his house looks like dude. It's gotta be wild. What's going on with Clemmer right now? He's beefing with Bosco? Yeah he's beefing with Rico Bosco and he has the thickest hair thickest beard hair, dude. I was describing Clemmer.

You were, exactly. That was the first thing I thought of. He pounds ciders every night. I could see Clemmer with just a couple ciders just deep in a message board and they all know him. He's in Vermont, too, which means that he's starting a revolution, which means he's passing out weapons to his friends.

Dude, you know Vermont is one of the most expensive states to retire in? Interesting, Seth. You know how I saw that? A message board. Let's go, dude. That's what I mean. Like, you have those deep-ass facts that nobody else has. What message board were you on?

R slash fat fire or some shit like that? I think I saw that on Twitter. I saw that either on Twitter or Reddit, but usually I i i just made a thousand dollars at a stand-up show i'm trying to retire fat no usually i uh i go on the popular page on reddit and then i say things like i i was reading about them and then people are like dude we all saw that everyone yeah that's the problem with reddit that has everybody has access to the same shit, dude. Everybody is getting the same stats. Everybody is getting the same front page news. But it is better than like, I don't know, like Twitter.

The hidden shit might be in the newspapers. Dude, you crack open a newspaper, it's like, whoa, someone just broke this story down into the most condensed form and nobody else is accessing it. Yeah, but it's too long and boring. My dad was telling me yesterday that my aunt is writing magazine articles. Shit, really? This fucking- What magazine? Like a Catholic magazine or some shit.

It's like, dude, nobody's reading that. You want to guarantee that nobody's reading something? Put it in a magazine. Someone who's taking a shit at like an Airbnb and they just had magazines in the bathroom. A Catholic magazine? Yeah. No, it's definitely just nuns shitting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just priests not even priests, dude. Priests are too horny

for shit like that. Do nuns have to say a Hail Mary after they take a shit? Probably. Yeah. Nuns are the only holy ones, dude. And that's why they're so mean because they love God so much. They are mean. They're probably cracking shit, cracking Bibles while they take shits and fucking reading Leviticus. The nuns in my hometown lived in

the biggest house in maybe all of Massachusetts. On the water. Oh, dude, they're always at beach towns. On the water in like, it was a compound. And they pass around a collection plate every week so someone who's like barely hanging on can give them 50 bucks

it's so fucked up so they can live by the beach doesn't the Catholic church they have like almost or maybe more money than the US government probably more I mean there's over a billion Catholics you will be fact check on that

but there's over a billion Catholics yeah there's no way billion Catholics. Yeah? There's no way they have more than the U.S. government, though. The U.S. government is crazy. Look at that hush money. I'll look it up. I don't think you're right, but I like your energy. Yeah, the energy is outstanding. The Catholic Church

has not the U.S. government. The Catholic Church probably has a Trillium, though. They probably have a Trillium, but we spend a Trillium on fucking... On giving it to just... Defense. We spend a Trillium though. They probably have a Trillie, but we spend a Trillie on fucking... Yeah, on giving it to just... Defense. We spend a Trillie on like fucking... They have a 10 to 15 bill. They only have 10 to 15? Shit. Get your money out.

Maybe they need the 50 bucks. Yeah, seriously. These nothing. Poor ass hotline was a box office bust. Back in BC. They really only have 15 billion dollars? The estimated worth is 30, it says. Back in the B.C. They really only have $15 billion? The estimated worth is $30, it says. Of the whole Catholic Church?

I thought it would at least be a trillion, right? Yeah, that is really low. Losers, bro. They're fucking broke as shit. How much Dave has. Yeah. Dave has more money than the Catholics. Dave has unlimited money?

I don't know about that, though. Is that maybe separating the church and the Vatican as a state because the Vatican as a state don't they have the most valuable art in the world yes like that's probably I don't know a trillion maybe the Vatican can you look up how much the Vatican's worth but they do sound broke though they sound sus as fuck dude is that because people won't donate anymore

maybe they because no one carries cash see how much Judaism is worth Vatican City GDP is 21.2 mil. What, dude? Well, that's the GDP. That's their domestic product. So that's like yearly and shit. Not even giving out cash in that box.

They're going to have to ask for a memo request. What the fuck? Now I feel bad. Yeah, that's the poor church. That's a good bit more we need to look out for them dude we need to make sure that they stay on their fucking on their feet over there yeah so i was well i was off a little bit by that and they get all the only off by 300 get all the best bros over there when the bros get in trouble here and get sent there yeah i know the horniest bros

yeah do get sent it's like they get an upgrade. Imagine getting in trouble and they're like, fuck, I guess we'll send you to Italy. Dave was like, that was a ridiculous offer for a raise. We're going to send you to Rome. Yeah. Where you'll live your life

with unlimited wealth. Imagine the doodles. Place of all time. Imagine like the doodles in the Bible over there of like all the horny priests who have been sent over back to Rome

for abusing the altar servers in America. How horny those dudes are and how it's just like seminaries is just like an all-boys school. So everybody's just like farting all the time and fucking like writing like dirty limericks in the Bibles and shit like that. It's a big time locker room vibe. It is big time locker room vibes. No bus balls like the priests and troops. Yeah.

I have never been. I never went to an all boys school. I kind of wish I did now. Yeah, it's way sicker to experience that firsthand. You know how like me and all my friends who are named Mike are just like fucking bull in at all times. Yeah. Yeah.

It's rowdy boy energy. Yeah. That's what it's like. Because, yeah, I mean, boys are their trouble. Yeah, they are. Especially boys who don't have to worry about fucking. Yeah. When you're in eighth grade, that's the worst person ever.

Yeah, your hormones are creeping into your body. They're not creeping in. They're exploding through you. Yeah. You stink. You smell bad as fuck, and you have no idea why. You're always picturing dry humping. Yeah.

Yeah, you're weird as fuck sticking your dick places. Do they have girl teachers? The nuns? They're nuns. They're hot ass nuns. There's definitely a large amount of eighth grade boys in all boys school

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Did I text and ask, hey, does anyone want anything? Yeah, you did. And where did you reply? I wanted a surprise. I believe your next text was 40 minutes later and you said, I'm gonna be late. Yeah. Yeah. I was just hopping text was 40 minutes later and you said, I'm going to be late. Yeah. Yeah. I was just hopping on my bike at that time. Actually, I didn't even offer just drinks and snacks.

I said, does anyone want any treats? Does anyone need any Abreva? Yeah. I said, does anyone need any treats? I got everything. Yeah. Why are you eating protein bars? Because I didn't have time to get a good breakfast.

Yeah. You don't eat the protein, dude. No. You're not exercising. I're not exercising those wings. You got to. Yeah. You're probably at such a surplus of protein right now. So much protein.

You probably had the densest shits from your fucking. Logs do not have protein. Oh, yeah. They do a pepperoni on them, though. Your shits were probably like a mix of like machine gun fire and mortar shells. Yeah. Dude, we should do a whole neighborhood eat season just on pizza logs. We should do a Buffalo neighborhood eats season where it's just different cuisines of Buffalo.

It could be fun. I swear to God, Buffalo has the most homey cuisine. Like they probably, they make you feel so fucking good eating their shit. Dude, it was, pizza logs were probably the worst thing that I've ever put in my body that I have been like, no regret. Yeah. Like, you you know sometimes you eat something that's like super shitty and you're like I shouldn't have eaten that but it was good this was like I don't care how bad this is for me I will eat 10 more of them just stuff my face was it cold at the game I wasn't too bad how about the people in Buffalo dude they're the they're some of the best people in the U.S.

They're all so nice. Everyone there was very nice. They all have a limp, though. Did you notice that? They all have a limp? Yeah. I did not notice that. They do.

The team, dude. The team was just more welcoming than ever. Yeah, the actual Bills. Right, hanging out with the boys. Yeah. Yeah. Name drop a player outside of Gabe Davis. Can't bro,

I'm not name dropping. Outside of Gabe Davis. I don't want to get my boys in trouble. You don't want to get, was it Dawson Knox or Boston Scott? Oh.

Please, you're trying to get me into trouble, aren't you? Tell me one off the top. Gabe Davis. Then a couple others. Then there's... You should have gone out

to Monster Rock, dude. No, but it was cool. We got some cool signed pictures. Of the players? Then a couple others. You should have gone out to Montserrat, dude. No, but it was cool. We got some cool signed pictures. Of the players? From Gabe Davis. Wow. To Harry.

Officially a part of the Bills Mafia. No way. Oh. Wow. So you're not an Eagles fan anymore. No, dude. Hey. You can't be in the Bird Gang and the Bills Mafia. You know I threw that picture out as soon as I got to the airport, right?

No, you didn't. Broke that thing and I said, Oh, you probably hung it up on your wall. I said, go fucking birds. You probably cleaned all the trash off your fucking counter and put it right next to your picture of Obama and Jesus. It was funny, dude. Shane got, Gabe Davis gave Shane his jersey after the game.

And it was like, Gabe Davis walks over to the sidelines and it's just all these like little kids. And then just like Shane standing there while Gabe Davis hands him the jersey. We like threw it to a kid and Shane like fucking pushes him out of the way and stopped laughing. And it was like like Shane was so excited babe yeah yeah Shane was so excited I mean it was a

legendary performance of his it was it was sick he had a 99 yard touchdown another touchdown that was like

the sickest catch ever yeah it was awesome dude the field I sat him in fantasy dude like an idiot yeah

I did bet him anytime touchdown score though I bet him anytime attab dude, like an idiot. Yeah. I did bet him any time touchdown score, though. I bet him any time. Attaboy. Dude, I did... That was my first NFL game. The field's a lot smaller in person than it is on TV. Yeah?

Yeah. When they're punting, they're kicking that... I think I could be an NFL punter. You're the type of dude who's having a catch and can't throw it that far, so tries to kick the ball and misses. Yeah, that's only because I've done that on video

and you posted it. Yeah, you're exactly that kind of person. We've played catch many times and I'm actually good at throwing. I'm actually, I can throw both sides.

I can throw right and left. I'm Hamby Dexterous with the football. You are Hamby Dexterous. I did not say Hamby Dexterous, bro. You definitely did, dude. You definitely did say Hamby Dexterous. I said Amby Deidextrous, bro. You definitely did, dude. You definitely did say ambidextrous.

I said ambidextrous. All right. You fucking asshole. Skip your show in Austin this weekend. I know. Let's go to Philly. I think I could use a weekend in Philly. You could, dude.

Let's get a box for the... Yeah, yeah. Is Shane opening up for you? A little home and home? No, no. Shane, you should come on. You should,

I need to host. Shane's going to be pissed off at mook the entire time. Yeah. Being direct support. Dude, I, uh, no,

I think he's going to skank fest. I said that the other day that the act should have a skank fest type of thing. they should. And, yeah, hack fest would be sweet. I don't know what would happen at it. No, nothing. What happens at skank fest type of thing now they should and hack fest yeah hack fest would be sweet i don't know what would happen at it no nothing what happens at skank fest they like sing songs they have like 700 comedians come perform having a whole festival just for us would be so funny

they have bravo con how did bravo cons this weekend bravo con no it's this coming weekend how are you gonna hit bravo con if you have the Phillies game? Well, it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and I just bought tickets for Sunday. You're very excited for this. No, I actually just bought tickets for my wife and her friend. I got to record the Pat Bev show on Sunday. What? Dude.

Yeah. Tell Pat Bev he can wait. Yeah. I got to go to BravoCon. Austin from Southern Charm. Yeah. Craig from Southern Charm is waiting for me. Are you going back to LA? Are you guys going virtual for this one?

Virtual. Doing it from here in the office. Hopefully it's good. It'll be good, dude. Thanks, dude. I need you to pick me up at all times. I need words of affirmation or my love language. Spin.

I'm just telling the truth. Yeah, I just need you to boost me up at all times. Shit. You got to start watching Bravo, dude. That's where the good programming is. You got to leave these movies behind. I mean, I was watching The Office all weekend. That's a good show.

I don't know if you guys have heard of that, but it's good. Yeah. No, I made it my personality to hate The Office. Yeah, I don't really understand that because I watched it. I've seen it, obviously, a bunch of times, but re-watching it again. I was just watching it on the TV, and I was like, dude, I don't know how anyone can hate this show. Yeah, it's a... The show, I think watching it on the TV and I was like, dude, I don't know how anyone can hate this show. Yeah,

it's a show. I think it's just the fans. Yeah, it makes sense. I feel like some people can only talk in office like quotes. Yeah,

definitely. That's definitely true. It went from people being able to only talk in Adam Sandler quotes to people being able to only talk in Will Ferrell quotes to people only being able

to talk in the office quotes. That is true. The office is hanging around. Yeah, it is. It's so good. So I think you should leave or whatever. What's that called? I think you should leave. I think you should leave, yeah. I think that's replacing it for some people.

For some people, they're only speaking in those quotes. They do have a big cult following. Yeah, and I guess some people would always hit you with, it's like that Seinfeld episode. I've seen some Seinfeld, but it's like that Seinfeld episode. It's like I've seen some Seinfeld, but it's like I don't remember that episode. Some people have seen like every. Well, I guess that's for a lot of shows.

Yeah, I guess it is one of the most popular shows of all time. Yeah, probably the most famous comedy show of all time. Have you been watching this Jay Hud show? No, I didn't realize Jennifer Hudson has her own show and she's just eating wrapper snacks. She's eating like the little baby wrapper snacks. It's kind of fire. What the fuck? Lil Baby has his own snack? Did you see that video of Lil Baby where he's checking out at one of those complex shoe things and the guy's like, uh oh, I just charged you for $225,000. And he's like, oh, don't worry about it. It's good.

He's like, you'll just owe me $222 was like wait what and the kid's like yeah it went through he's like dude how do you fuck up that bad and how is his and how is little baby not care yeah and how is it i bet it's just like linked to his checking account he literally goes he goes we'll just he goes we'll just get you in store credit. I'll be back. I'll be buying that many shoes. $120,000 in store credit. Do you think any of those people like resell? Like, uh, do they, do they resell their clothes?

Like, I know that, uh. It was that one rapper that went in and he was like, he like, he like didn't, he like went to buy it and he was like, he was like 10K for those shoes. And he was like, hell no. Which is respectable. It was very funny. I forget who did those shoes and he was like hell no which is respectable it was very funny I forget who did that but it was a very funny video

gotta resell the shit but that's why you also you have to have the factory settings on your on your uh jewelry so you don't have it customized cause when it's factory

you can just sell it right back oh yeah it's a little fucking pearl of wisdom for you couldn't you technically if you had like a big ass chain couldn't you technically

break it down you could break it down but I think that'll hurt the value, though. Yeah, but then you just got straight diamonds. Dude, we need to have a chain friend who has a big-ass chain. I don't know if it's Bev, dude. Bev's definitely got a big-ass chain. Dude, let's Kevin Bacon this thing.

I sit next to you. You sit next to me. I sit next to Pat Beverly. Beverly sits next to LeBron. His locker's next to LeBron, dude. Holy shit. They got Beverly next to LeBron. His locker's next to LeBron, dude. Holy shit. They got Beverly next to LeBron? The communicative property of math,

that means that you're sitting next to LeBron. That's crazy. So if, like, you don't have to say, you don't have to give anything away, but you guys have any, like, big guests lined up? Yeah. And if you guys get, let's just say, LeBron James. No, I can't even joke about that because i joked about that

at the up front big cat put me in a terrible spot he was like so can you guarantee you're gonna have lebron on and i was like yep guarantee it and then right away i was like i'm just kidding like you know i was obviously joking and then there's like all these reporters in the audience and one of the reporters like wrote this long ass thing about the up fronts and he was like and Adam Ferron guaranteed that LeBron would be on and then Pat Bev's team was like why are you guaranteeing this? What the fuck are you doing?

So you don't have to guarantee but say you got like a big guest like LeBron. Would you still record at the office or would you go out to LA for that? If it was a big guest maybe. For a lot of the big guests though I mean we plan to have a lot of the NBA stars on so for a lot of them I'm not going to be able to go out there but for

some of them I will go out there but I'm not going to my plan isn't to go out there for every episode or anything like that but for a big guest I would try to be in person nice nice well dude yeah if you ever want me on we can talk about factory settings on diamonds and Nice, nice. Well, dude, yeah, if you ever want me on.

We could talk about factory settings on diamonds. I think me and Pat would actually get along pretty well. You should bring him to one of your shows. When do you play LA? Have you ever played LA? I don't think they'd like you out there. I don't think they would like me either. Not at all.

They would hate me. You got to fucking go up on stage if you're in LA and show show your abs yeah yeah gotta be a hot comedian dude devin costa has this uh video where it's like cool comics have you ever seen this i put you onto this dude you showed me that video yes i know you showed me devin costa's videos but i'm yeah yeah definitely the cool comic one that one is so that's like one of my favorite videos that have ever been on the the internet. I watch that all the time. And he nails it. Oh, good. White people are crazy.

Dude, he's so funny. He just keeps going. He goes, yo, who does that? And smacks the mic on his head. Smacking the mic. Who does that? He's incredible, dude. And he nailed it.

And he did it for Woke Comics, too. And he nailed it. Dude, that guy's got a big-ass nailed it and he's done it he did it for woke comics too and he nailed it dude that guy's got a big ass brain yeah you got to get him on here um wait i'm trying to think of what the like something about drunk girls i don't know that dude it's it's pretty much just making fun of chris d'elio right i thought it was more like andrew schultz and aziz but uh i couldn't see that and chris D'Elia as well. Yeah. But it's crazy that he is making fun of all of them simultaneously. Dude, the who does that one

was my favorite. Who does that? The way they're caught up too. I know. It's so good. He's a beast. He did a bunch of stuff with Tim Dillon.

Yeah. He used to be on the show a lot I think as a guest. I would like him to come on Son of a Boy Dad. I would, too. He lives in L.A., though. He said he'd come on next time he was in New York. Yeah.

He's funny. Check him out. Yes. And also check out Lil Sass in Austin. And also listen to the Pat Bev podcast with Ron. With Ron and Ron. After you listen to this. After you listen to this.

Ooh, Boy Dad, Pat Bev, Boydad, Pat Bev, Boydad, Pat Bev, Boydad, Boydad. Yeah, perfect. And Tim Dillon. Nah. And Sasso and Shane Gillis. Zero rev share, bro. I'm just kidding. You get paid the same no matter what, so you're good to go. I'm already

locked in. You don't need the listeners to go up. Alright. Good to go. We'll see you guys next week. Peace.