Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad Podcast: Tue Jun 10, 2025

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. How would you guys, how would you dance to that? The way that I've seen in videos about Africa. Or the Jamaican dagger. Yeah, daggering. Yeah. You jump off the roof into that pussy. All right, you guys want to off the roof into that pussy.

Alright, you guys want to start? Let's get going. How are you feeling? Sass? Great. That was a hollow great. No, I am. Just busy as fuck. Really?

On what? I was just figuring out my travel for Chicago. Oh, nice. That's for Sydney Wells? Yeah. True. Alright, ready? I'm only going for like, I'm flying in tomorrow night and I'm leaving right after the video. Really? Yeah. Why? Because I don't want to stay there. I want to get home. Till you act? No.

No, I'm not gonna have time. True. We're recording at like 7 am. If we film at 7 am, we'll be out of there by like 1. Alright, ready? Yes. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast today. It is June 9th, Monday, 1130 p.m. We're here live from HQ today. So good to see my superstar friends. So good to see you boys. Literal superstars in my midst. It's good to be back. Of course. How good is tires? It's phenomenal.

It's actually phenomenal. Yeah, it's very funny. It's actually laugh out loud funny the entire time, which is such a treat. Francis, you were so good in it. Great. It made me excited and so happy for you. Thank you, that's very nice.

I appreciate it. It was so funny. I was really pleased with it. From the moment you come on the screen, it was funny. Pissed me the fuck off Dude I was like this motherfucker who the fuck do you think you are doing that good in that show that big? Oh, man, that's high praise. Well, you know thrilled to be in it and

had an awesome Awesome time watching it and checking it out But I was saying to people downstairs because they were saying nice things. I saw them gathered at your knee like a grandfather passing down oral tradition. Elder. Yeah, you're just at the rocking chair on the rundown set

as Meek, Phil and Clemmer sat at your knee. Yeah, they don't care at all. That's not true, they definitely do. They're like, did Barstool make it? No? What is it? No, that's not true. So did what did Dave get in contact with Netflix or was that you or how did that work? Stay of aware? So they were gathered around. School scenes not there filming. It was like a massive missed opportunity. Why didn't you tell the sales team?

I'm gonna wait and watch it on Snapchat. We definitely could have gotten ads on tires easily. We could have sold tires. Why weren't you wearing merch in tires? Why was there no Kratom ads? I mean, tire season. I noticed that your character had a lot of anxiety, not even a subtle shout out to better help, really?

Couldn't even shoehorn that in at all. So what were they saying downstairs? They were being really nice and then, you know, I said, look, in season one, I remember thinking, when this comes out, that's gonna do it. That'll be it, my career is gonna be on the fast track. HBO shows. Anything I want is gonna come my way.

Fuck this. And it was just a 45 minute round of applause. And that went away and it was right back to things being exactly the same. So I am going to appreciate this moment and be very happy and honestly, my thing that I liked the most about it is really just that my parents get to watch it and sort of see- In a context they understand.

They see, they log into Netflix and they select it and it's recommended, because I think it's like one of the top two shows on Netflix right now, and go to my episode and there I am. And that's really cool for me. How are the themes for your parents? Did I ever tell you that like,

there was a period, I don't know if they still do this, but Netflix used to have this thing where it was like, it would generate categories of movies or shows that had very long, very specific category names that were tailored to you based on your selections. Yeah, yeah, I remember that. It was just, it would never end.

It was like TikTok. And you could just scroll forever and the categories would not stop. And was like TikTok. And you just scroll forever. Yeah. Categories would not stop. And I had, I tried to write a joke about how my dad was trying to subliminally message to me his desire to be closer to me as a father and son via the Netflix categories that were being created. Like one of them I remember was like

father son reunion stories. Bonding over baseball with my favorite little boy. Movies about fathers who want their sons to understand how proud they are of them, but don't exactly know how to vocalize it. You know, and, uh, cause I shared their Netflix accounts. So I thought that was like his way of Trojan horsing it. But, um, Unfortunately that joke doesn't play these days. No. In this capitalist society that we live in.

Well, they got rid of that, didn't they? Yeah, because now everyone's gotta pay the fucking $18 a month or whatever it is. No sharing. They also don't even really do those categories anymore. No, no, they don't do that at all. It's really just like thrillers, mysteries, comedies. They made the product worse

and they heightened the price by a lot. Sure. It was probably telling on some people. It was probably like Japanese cartoon boobs. When I was really young, I used to get like, because it was like we would share, when I was in middle school or high school and we would share Netflix.

And I'd be like, if my parents saw that I watched this, they're not going to be happy. Oh, like I would have to like make it. I would make a new account, watch something and then delete the account. Like I would make a new account under the same. I would make a new profile. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you what kind of stuff were you watching? I watched like a Kevin Hart stand up special

and then I would wipe the profile. Honey, who's watching this? We said no black comedians. That's hilarious. John Mulaney. Didn't raise you in Massachusetts. You watched the drug addict philandering white guy, not the philandering black guy. No, but shout out Netflix. Love Netflix.

Shout out to tires. I heard that there was more fucking on this set of tires than White Lotus. Oh yeah, of course. I heard that they just sequester you away. Fuck fast. In Westchester. You just have, it's just like Caligula. Yeah, that's it.

Well, why do you think I took my shirt off while I was reading the book? Of course. Just as a peacocking method. There's so many great cameos. I turned on fucking episode six or seven and Feidelberg is talking to Vince Vaughn. Oh yeah, that was crazy.

What the fuck was that? Unbelievable. It pissed me off. We were shooting something yesterday and I was asking Fights about it. I was like, I didn't recognize you at first. I was like, were you wearing a wig? And he was like, no, it was his real hair. He said that they just did it like that.

And then they changed his role because his hair was like, well, clearly you're not a car salesman. They pretty much gave him a perm. And then they were like, you're going to be a bart salesman. They like pretty much gave him like a perm. And then they were like, you're gonna be a bartender now. What? Who changed his hair? Just the hair and makeup people I think.

And that changed the whole world? That's what he said. He said he's pretty sure, yeah. What? Yeah, he was in the convention episode and I could see what, yeah, I see what you mean. He would have been like another salesperson there. I thought that was the best episode of The series the convention season. Yeah, the convention one. I haven't finished the whole show. I'm like halfway through but dude, it's so funny

And that guy Brock majors is fucking hysterical Brock majors thing was really and he was so like to Well done about that genre of motivational speaker. And I think Shane just like wanting to hate watch him was fucking hysterical. I was the whole time I was thinking of when you and him went to see what's his name. Oh yeah, Jordan Peterson. Yeah, yeah. That's what I was thinking of. Shane brought me to see Jordan Peterson at the theater. What? When was this? I mean, I don't know, a couple years ago. I think you told the story on the podcast.

Yeah. I don't think I was there. Can I get a Cliff Notes? I don't even really remember a whole lot about it, other than that I wasn't familiar, really, with Jordan Peterson. And he came out and he started crying. Yeah.

Yeah. And I was like, what is happening right now? He was so worked up and so upset about maybe the state of the world or I was flabbergasted. Yeah, hilarious. And people were like leaning in as if it was like a fucking- Yeah, that's his whole thing though. You know, one of those major evangelical churches.

Have you seen when people will be like, they'll be like in an interview with Jordan Peterson and they'll be like, how are you? And he'll sit for like two minutes and he'll be like, curious, determined, sad beyond words, tortured. How are you? And it's like, dude, oh my God. How do I even approach that question?

But my favorite thing about the tires part was when they did the take your shirt off because there's a video, there's a dude that actually does that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he, he, there was one where he's like up on this dude that he wears like skin tight shirt and then he wears these like insane short shorts and they will do that. But the, oh my God, dude, when he, when he rips his shirt off, the dude, the jack guy rips his shirt off and then the guy grabs just his skin

What is this I was like screaming laughing so funny Yeah, it was like dude, that reminded me of like, uh, I don't know. I feel like that genre of television, like, like to that level hasn't been around in a while of just like a really well-written funny sitcom. Yeah. When even Shane's going around and he's like, uh, I'm Jewish. And then he's like, I'm not Jewish. Yeah.

Yeah. It's just like a montage. I could have been a throwaway. Yeah. That had something in it. Dude, I saw Gerben and Shane on Schultz's podcast and they were like, kind of like, first they were being nice about Gerben's body

and then they were being like, kind of like talking shit on it. And then he popped his shirt off and his body looks fucking great. Yeah. Yeah, he's got a pretty normal body. He maximized his frame. Don't you think he did the best he could with his frame?

No, I think he's got more potential. I feel like he maximized his frame. I feel like his frame, like everything's there for what his frame is. I... I don't know. He has this avalanche of shoulders that he can't really build on, but he has... I feel like he really maximized his frame. I feel like his frame is my...

Like his current body is my peak frame Like that would be me peeking out on my frame. I think no broader shoulders. No you do dude I'm telling you but he has more potential for I'm just reading the news Peak frame no you have more potential. No he is more you have a wider, but he's done more, but I have wider I have wider hips Yeah, but that's nice. No, that kills your potential. Gerben has the silhouette of a woman in a burka.

It just sort of drapes off of his head straight down in a triangle. Here's the frame of the guys who are trap maxing. Have you ever seen the guys who are trap maxing? Yeah. Who just like. When they do one. They'll just grow one trap.

That's awesome. And they commit to it for a year. And then it is noticeably larger than the other. Yeah, like the guy who's the traitor in 300. I've never seen 300. You never saw 300? Oh, no. The traitor.

The troll guy. Troll guy who's totally misshapen. He's one huge trap. But SAS. Speaking of. Well, I'm sorry. I just have to touch it before we leave your body. I think that you've been having a bit of

a Wimumyama situation. What does that mean? Where they measured him and he was like, he had grown three inches even though he's a fully grown adult. I passed you in the hallway, I think you're an easy 6'3", if you engage your core and straighten your spine. Yeah, maybe.

I think you might be 6'3". No, I'm not even close to 6'3". I will say we were, when we, Owen, you sent that photo yesterday of me fights and we were filming with someone else, little cameo, I won't spoil, but- Vaughn. I was like, yeah, I'm a lot taller,

cause I was like, I'm way taller, closer to that person's height than I would have thought I was. Cause I was a taller person. This is a good hint. I wanna have a- Could. There's a taller person. This is a good, a good hint. I want to have a- Could be like anybody. I want to- Wait, before we go off on that- I didn't until you said it.

I was going to say, speaking of big hips, I watched, I watched Julio's Alaska video. Incredible. Yeah. Dude, it was like up there with any outdoors video I've ever watched. Yeah. Like insanely well shot. Dude, this travel stuff is incredible. Yeah, it really is. It. Like insanely well shot. This travel stuff is incredible. Yeah, it really is.

Insanely well made video. Very, very, very recommended. Great. Huge hips. Huge hips, though, on him. Yeah, he's got big he's got big hips. He wouldn't feel it if he gave birth. No, no, no. They had somersault out of him.

I was, yeah, yeah. Tires is fucking phenomenal. Phenomenal. You got it. You should be so proud. But but isn't it sad how you said earlier that like literally no feeling of triumph lasts? Yeah, that's kind of what I was saying.

Like if someone does something like say you came out with a special everyone will be like, so what's next for you? Right. Like let me live in the moment. That's why dudes after they win a Super Bowl They're like and we're gonna fuck away to get next year because they probably don't even have the high I think AJ Brown said it lasted for like a day and then the next day he was like well I kind of wanted to get back to playing Dude I remember watching this clip of on

Larry King the guest was the guy from SNL who did all the AT&T commercials with the kids. What was that guy's name? Jared. Yep, from Subway. No, it's Melissa Vintrobe, right? I have no clue, to be honest. No, it's that guy who is from Good Neighbors stuff.

Ben. No, there's Kyle Moon, Beck Bennett, well done. Beck Bennett. Beck Bennett. So he was on Larry. Did he do a bunch of AT&T commercials? Yeah, that was his thing. Oh really? I think those contributed to him getting SNL.

Oh, I did not know that at all. And that's one of your goats. Yeah, definitely. I think it's so funny. I would say for sure, yeah. Good neighbor stuff is like some of the best sketches ever. Yeah. So he was on Larry King and Larry King asked him a question like, what do you wish you

had known earlier or something? And his answer was, I wish I had known that you never make it. Like even when you make it, you have to keep making it. Oh yeah. There's never some sort of promised land that you get to where all of a sudden you can cruise or coast at that level. Yeah. You have to constantly continue to hunt no matter what.

You think, well, Leonardo DiCaprio, right? Okay, so, you know, isn't he just like chilling in his house saying no to that script, no to that script. Oh, Martin Scorsese, I'll actually read this one. And then he's like, okay, I'll do that. Yeah. Well, maybe, maybe there's like four people in the fucking industry at that level.

Every single other person is fighting for their next paycheck. It's just orders of magnitude more at a certain level. Yeah. Even like Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell, two of like the funniest guys of all time, during that Conan O'Brien thing, everybody's like, well, your last seven movies sucked. It's like, dude, these are like the fun, like some of the funniest humans that have ever made content. And then there's still like a punch line that they have to tell themselves

just so they can see himself aware that they've made seven shitty movies. It is crazy how many big actors, how many shitty, like if you look at their IMDb and you're like, damn, I didn't realize that, like most like big actors have like four good movies and then're like, damn, I didn't realize that like, most like big actors have like four good movies and then like 75, like 30% on Rotten Tomatoes movies. Yeah. Like genuinely. Like snow gangsters.

Yeah. Yeah. You know who's the king of that by the way, is Samuel L. Jackson. Oh yeah, of course. Samuel L. Jackson is revered. Yeah. And every you think of him you're like that guy's done some amazing movies.

Go look at his IMDb page. That's what uh. He's been in 400 movies and I would bet you his average Rotten Tomatoes score is in the single digits. He probably did something called Dog Detective or something like that. Yeah, exactly. It was like random shit. But those movies probably pay them so much money.

There's probably a movie where you're like, all right, the script sucks, the movie sucks. Let's blow the budget on Samuel L. Jackson. Dude, there are certain actors that like, there's certain actors that even though Nicolas Cage is another example. Oh yeah. You can really do it with most actors except for like the best of all time. We're never not gonna think that Nicolas Cage is a movie star, right?

Yeah. But Nicolas Cage could put out 100 horse shit movies in a row. Yeah. And then maybe he'll put one out that's like, did you see him in Pig? Yeah. Wow, what a genre bending departure from his typical thing.

Pig was good. Like National Treasure, Banger. I think there's like more National Treasure movies than there are Fast and Furious movies. There's like 70 of them. Really? No. But they're making more.

I only knew the first and second one. I think there's, there might be more. I think there's more than two. Just crack it out. I could be wrong. I just wanted to make that joke. It's a good joke. Fast and Furious is coming up on Land Before Time.

Wasn't there like 20 Land Before Time movies? I don't remember. You guys know Land Before Time? Yeah, the last one was Time. Time. Because the land caught up to the time. It caught up to the time before times. Shane, I'll tell you that the outfit I chose to wear

for the red carpet, like the premiere, that was a very difficult decision. Because you knew you were gonna get get made fun of by it. Gardini told me you said you had two outfits. In mind? He said that you guys hung out the night before. He was like, Francis said he's got two outfits. And he said he doesn't know which one he's going to pick.

Well, I think what I told them, that's a little lost in translation. I had another outfit that I didn't bring that I was choosing between. I see, I see. And I think it was that lime green. It was too big to pack. It was the Kim Jong-un Easter outfit that you guys saw.

Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, that would have been sick. That would have gone so well on the red carpet. I wanted to wear that, but I just knew that throughout the night, Shane would have been hunting me down to come up with new ways to shove me in an absolute locker of shame.

So. Can you bring up your picture? What was it? What did you actually wear? I ended up wearing. It was like a sweater vest, button down type. No, just a black polo with, you know, it was a black polo

with those like gray dress pants that I have. This is it right here. But it's a... It's a screen saver. It's see-through. Pretty understated. It's see-through though. It's a little sheer, I'll admit.

I think the way the light's hitting it is making it more sheer than it actually is. You know that they probably like developed new camera lights in 2001 to try and see Anne Hathaway's nipples or something like that. Yeah. You know the day. Absolutely. World's first X-ray camera. They definitely started some new shit on the red carpet too.

They're exploiting you and you're great pecs. Thermal lens. This is the camera that actually found Ben Lund. Green goggles. But yeah, I went with that. And even so, I mean, I was getting dressed at Shane's house and I walked out and I was like, all right, I'm so glad I went with the tone down.

I'm so glad I cranked it back. Why, because they were all in like shorts and a t-shirt. Yeah, she was wearing jeans and a t-shirt. And I walked out and immediately Shane goes, Frank, those pants. You needed to give him that. I feel like that was like, what are you going to wear? I feel like you needed to give him something to chew on,

make him a little bit less nervous. Well, I tried to say, look, this could be my last premiere ever. My career is just not where yours is, and I have to save for these moments. So. You got to go out swinging. I wanted to. Wait, so you stayed with him? Yeah.

How did that, how did that work out? Did he invite you or did you invite you? I don't even know. I think that his assistant told me that I could. And so nice cleared it with him. He's really low key about all that. He's very, I imagine that convert, I can picture that text conversation. I don't even think I ever, I didn't ask. Yeah. I think on the way I was like, hey, you know I'm staying at your home, right?

He was like, yeah, they told me. Or someone told him. That would give me an unbelievable amount of anxiety. It was, it was one of those things where I was like, should I bring this up? Yeah, for like, we, I feel like. Or should I just sneak in? Yeah, yeah.

And like, then in the morning, knock on the door with coffee and be like, I came to visit. Yeah. I just cowboy camped it in the yard. Boy, he's on the back. He's bringing a lot of coffee over. Back doubles over as a good mattress, believe it or not. He probably just has a wing though

that you could kind of hide in. And like, there's gotta be made quarters or something that you could just. It was great. He's got a lovely house. And I had a great time. Popped the top. I went to the pool.

I heard you pop the top on the plane. I went in the pool. Shirt on. You should have gone shirt on. I should have kept my shirt on. Yeah, that would have been funny. I should have. I heard you popped the top on the plane. You should have gotten shirt on in the pool. I should have kept my shirt on. Yeah, that would have been funny. I should have. I learned that later.

But I was going to say that there was this huge sort of collection of all these great people down there at the same time. So Caleb and Glenny and their whole crew were down there. They came to the premiere and Kevin and John were there with their KFC radio crew. And then all the people involved with the show. So it's really fun.

When do we travel as a crew? Yeah, we don't really get, we don't really roll as a team. Everybody's rolling squad deep. Yeah. I think we should kind of squat. Caleb and Glenny. I can't even kind of squat my luck. Caleb and Glennie. Can't even get past.

I can't even get Sass to respond to a text message, let alone book flights together. I was texting you all weekend, talking you off the ledge. I think at one point I went, Harry, are you OK? You had responded. You did do that, but it was because I did have a big weekend. Yeah.

And I was very busy. I know that you're responding to somebody with the right frequency. So I'm just in a- I respond to you more than I- I responded to you immediately after you texted me. This more like it- Mondays I gotta wake up early and reply to texts. You make me feel needy. Like I had to reply to like 15 texts this morning. You make me feel like a- This, this. You're like gaslighting me into being a needy. Like I had to reply to like 15 texts this morning. You make me feel like a...

You're like gaslighting me into being a needy girlfriend. No. Francis, I literally was texting you the entire... I don't know what you're talking about. There's a lot of un-responded to questions. There really isn't. Like look at all that blue from me. Well yeah, you come back in... That's the strategy of the late texter. You send four texts and be like, I texted you four times.

But they're all like one word. Thanks. You just stack them up. I, yeah, at a pretty big weekend I bought a PC. What? Yeah. Oh my god! Yeah I did. What the heck? Yeah. What, did. Yeah, I did. What the heck? Yeah. Would you win the lottery or something? Now my well, Frances has tires. I might as well treat myself now. My my loaner.

Are you like terminally ill? It actually well, what happened was my loaner work laptop broke. I got logged out of our like security Firewall login thing whole thing. I was like, well, I need a computer I don't even have a computer for myself at home and then I was looking online at PCs and I was like, alright, they're actually the same price if not cheaper than a Mac So I was like I'm just just going to get a PC. Wow. So I just bought a pre-built. Where did you get it? Best Buy.

And I just walked in home and set it up right away. I got it. I got it delivered. Nice. Same day delivery. Is it a bucks extra? Is it a good one that you will not outgrow and that will service your gaming needs? It's one I don't know. I'm not really gaming on it. You're not going to game on it?

I played. What the not gonna game on it? I played, I played- What the heck? Yeah, it is pretty funny. I did buy it and I was like, I'm kind of just using it for work shit. But it's got all these like neon lights and stuff. You're sending emails?

Yeah. That is like the first thing I did when I got it. I was like, I gotta send a bunch of emails. Dude, we've been talking- about this like neon keyboard with fucking. We've been talking about this PC for months. All right, well, I'll tell you about it. So I did. So I played Halo on it, which was sick.

I'm incredible at Halo, obviously. You know what? I'm actually not bad at Halo. Really? Yeah. Set it up. We's fun as fuck. We could play Halo together and you wouldn't be upset. I, dude, I've been telling you for months to get a game,

to get a console. I'm worried it's a slippery slope. It's really not. I'm worried that if soon as I get one and I start playing video games, that'll be... It's really not. Like I play like- The end of everything. Me, my friend, like me, Matt, and Nate, and Mooc play like a ton of video games.

What about Bo? Bo will play, like, he'll come on and he'll play for like an hour and a half and get off. He's adjusted. I see. So some people can do it in moderation. Yeah. Gotcha. But Bo's got, he's got the addiction in him.

He just fights it off. Yeah. I mean, Bo and I, and bow and I are kindred spirits Yeah, I could see myself being sort of like a bow figure Your bow archetype in their group. Yeah, let me let me let me take you guys back in time and build you up to the PC I also really quickly though. I like in the way that your friends like you have that core group of four Yeah, it's like you guys are the sex in the City cast. Mm-hmm.

And it's like I could see myself taking a quiz on AOL Instant Messenger. Are you a beau? Which of Harry's friends are you? Yeah. I'm such a beau. I'm such a beau. Yeah.

Ron's more of a... I'm a Harry. Ron, no, Ron's a Peters, I would say, right? Yeah, a little bit. Ron's got, Ron's got Peters written all over him. He's definitely got little Peters on him. Yeah, Peters is, he's more sure of himself and just a quiet, quiet killer. Yeah, a little bit. Now you got a little Peters in you. Definitely. That's nice to say. Yeah. I mean I would love to take the quiz and find out I to appear. We should develop that quiz. We can do it on Harry's PC.

Well, uh. Let's take us back in time first and we'll see. So I was sitting at my desk, right? I think it was like a Thursday or Friday. I had a day where I didn't really have anything going on. And I was sitting at my desk. What are those? Retro sours.

Retro sours, what is in them? Drugs? Sour. Such a little sour candy. Mostly sour. Very fine. We're just preparing to suckle during your story. Yeah, please don't.

Now that you're kicking off a saga, I figured I should settle in with some candy. Please do not suck into the mics. We're just sucking back here, I'm sucking back here. People aren't gonna like that. Please do not suck into the mics. We're just sucking back here. I'm sucking back here. People aren't going to like that. I'm not sucking on the mic. People are going to hate that.

OK. Well, anyway, so I was sitting at my desk. And my desk situation, it goes back and forth. I wasn't thrilled with my setup. There's a certain level of desk that I was trying to change. It's bare bones. It's not bare bones, but it's almost there. But it wasn't quite there. You know, something was missing. And what I realized

was it was 10 inches. It was 10 inches of desk that was missing. Because my desk faces this wall and it was kind of in the middle of the wall, but I had space. It was it was all the way up against the left wall, but I had 10 inches It was all the way up against the left wall, but I had 10 inches, I measured it, of extra space on the right. And I was like, I feel like if I move the desk up against the right side of the wall, making it even, then I'll have this extra 10 inches.

So what I did, I was gonna just get, I was gonna try and find some sort of desk extension, but I was worried that it wouldn't be strong enough to hold shit so I built a shelf right on next to the desk added the 10 inches changed the game completely. What did you build it with? I just built it. What is it out of? It's like I ordered a wood plank. And how did you attach it? How did you support it? I had to get you have to get like the bindings

for the plank. So it's like a 90 degree angle metal piece that you drill in. Right, right, right. And you drilled it, you have a drill? I had to get a drill. How long screws did you use? Not long. Did you do guide screws first? Like drill in and drill out. Another classic. Well you do that you do you create a little bit of a hole so that you can then do the bigger screw right? Yeah, yeah, that's what I did. Is that right? Yes. Wow, so you know carpentry? No. That is the bare bones of carpentry. I mean, look, man, you did pretty well. You knew that you needed the 90 degree sort of shelf elbow.

Oh, yeah, I just looked it all up. You looked it all up. Yeah, just Googled how to build a shelf. I love this, man. It's pretty enterprising. I know you guys are going to hate this. I'm proud of you. Thank you.

Yeah, the extra 10 inches has changed my life completely. Well, sure. Is it more of an aesthetic thing that it was bothering you that the gap was there? There was just too much clutter on my desk and now there's no clutter at all. I love that you, instead of decluttering your desk, went out and bought more desk. Well, exactly. Because I was like, I did the shit I all want on my desk. You learned carpentry so that you could spread your clutter out more.

No, it's not, it's necessary clutter. Is that right? Yes. Well then it wouldn't be clutter, would it? No, because it's like shit that like, oh, I have, because I have those shelves on the, the wall. In my kitchen, yeah.

So I would take all that shit when I was cleaning and I would put it on those shelves. But then it would always end up back on my desk. What kind of stuff are we talking about? It's just like controllers, wires, you know, shit. You know, there are these professional organizers. Have you ever heard of these people? Mexicans?

Asians. Marie Kondo, bro. Yeah, Asians work too. No, there are people that will come to your home. But I don't need those people, that's what I'm showing. I'm just saying to you, there are services, which first of all, would have cost less than what you spent on your-

Mexicans is insane. Why? You said Asians at the exact same time. Because mine is accurate. How is yours more accurate than mine? Japan is all about simplicity. Mexico is all about Home Depot. Yeah, exactly.

That's where I got my shit. That's where you went. Well, you went south of the border. That's how you solved your issue. I went boots on the ground. I'm just saying, you could have gone, you know. With everything going on in this country right now, I figured it's good to learn shit myself.

Yeah. You're not always going to have these guys at Home Depot. You're going to have to get out of the nest a little bit. Imagine you driving to Home Depot and like being like, I need three guys to build a 10 inch plank next to my desk. Renting a fucking a U-Haul. They all like run and jump. I need a 24 by 10 inch plaque of wood.

Dude, you could have just carried that on the subway. They all like run and jump in. I need a 24 by 10 inch plaque of wood. Dude, you could have just carried that on the subway. Like filming it being like these three Mexican guys got this done in one day. Yeah, yeah. They finished in a single day. Alrighty, let's talk about game time. Baseball is back. There's nothing like going to a baseball game,

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to put your controllers in that was designated specifically for that. Look. I actually could use one of those. Yeah, I'm not telling you how to live your life anymore. I stopped, you know, but I do actually think that you would really be happy with one of those people. Probably.

They come in, they zhuzh you up a little bit. You're talking about just a girl, right? Yeah, like one of those women or whatever. You mean girls. Yeah, female people. They'll just put a basket and you're supposed to like put blankets in the basket. Yeah, they'll go to the container store.

Yeah. You ever heard of the container store? Yeah, I was actually, I was looking at the container store. The one on 22nd. Girls know their way around the container. They're very close to the Home Depot. Dude, they navigate that place like the way that you navigate Best Buy.

Yeah. They plan to go to it like it's a sporting event. It is really cool. You ever go into a container store? I went in with my mom once after I had moved apartments when I was young and she was like, we need these and we need this and we need two of those,

plastic bins to go under my bed because I had no space. And all of a sudden your tiny shoe box apartment works because you put your winter coats under the bed until you need them. You vacuum sealed them. Stuff like that. It is really like their like red light district.

It's like built to like appeal to their biology of nesting like these deep seated, like female biological traits. It's passed down. Yeah. They love that shit. They love a container. My wife just has like a white box and there's just nothing in it. Yeah, yeah.

That's my problem is every box is filled. Oh, you do? Every closet is filled. Do you have stuff in each box? Oh, yeah. You got the wrong boxes then because they have ones that'll expand somehow. Right.

Yeah. Let me tell you. Like in How to Train Your Dragon. I don't really care though about like, that's the thing is care though about like, that's the thing is I really only like, the desk is the biggest thing by far for right now. When I was married, my wife bought these like,

these things, I don't even know what they're called, but they're for packing. Yeah. And you zip them. And you put your clothes in them and you fold your stuff up, you roll your stuff up and you put your clothes in them and you fold your stuff up, you roll your stuff up and you put your clothes in them real tight and then you can actually zip it closed in two ways and it just compresses everything down.

So for a really long trip, if you're traveling for two weeks or something like that, all of a sudden you can fit twice as many clothes in there as you might have thought. Yeah, that's what we do when we go camping. Packing, what are they called? Packing, I don't know what they're called. You could just, yeah, you need to just vacuum seal

your whole apartment down into like, shh. Yeah, my couch. Yeah, just have it like down into like a small area. Vacuum seal my couch into a Lazy Boy. Don't they say that like all of the matter vacuum seal my couch into a lazy boy. Don't they say that like all of the matter of the universe could be like like crushed down into like a marble or something like that. I could see it. I could see it. How would that happen? The red hydraulic press? I think that it's like- that's my next thing that I want to pick up. What is it? A hydraulic press.

What is that? Just for crushing shit. Oh, like the things that people put, like marbles in between. Yeah, yeah, that's passive income. There's a British woman who watches them. Yeah, I got that. Yes, absolutely. I love that.

I know, I see those. No, not even for a second. I don't like gloss. Yeah, she's amazing. Too crunchy. Oh, that was quite nice, actually. You know what the thing is, dude? Her shit will pop up on my Instagram.

She's really funny. And I'll be like, I gotta get more of these. And then I click on her profile and I can't find any of them. Yeah, I think she is perfect. I agree with her on every single one. Oh yeah. Weirdly.

Yeah. But do you think that that's like a confirmation bias? Like you think she says it simultaneously. Yeah, maybe you're right. I don't know because- You should do one on your own and audit her and be, and you should go through each one and be like, do I feel good about this? And then watch her video, see how much you lined up on.

Well, there are ones where it starts before the press has touched the thing. And I've already made what I think, I think that's going to be great. I like that. And then I don't. And she can have that as well. So that's interesting. That is interesting. You need a hydraulic press.

Cause some stuff you just wanna see, it's just like a masculine urge, I think. Or maybe it's feminine too. If I got a hydraulic press and I put it in my living room and I got like, I have like a 4k camera Right like I have a so I have a Sony camera, and I started just pumping out like brain rot Can't like how much money do you think is in that I think I could make like 10k a month straight up I swear to God. I think I kill easily yeah with just the hydraulic press just the hydraulic press

Just breaking like I would just go to the trash in our office. In like 120 frames per second. Yeah. I gotta go home, I know you're gonna smash this shit. I think you'd need to be more selective than that though. You know, you'd have to think about what people would be curious to see wrecked. Yeah, anything.

Coasters. Crushing coasters on the hydraulic press. I think the Joe Rogan kettlebell in the hydraulic press is a million views. Coasters. Crushing coasters on the Hydraulic Press. I think the Joe Rogan kettlebell in the Hydraulic Press is a million views. Oh boy. That's like, we gotta hit a subscriber amount. We gotta hit some sort of goal. Yeah, that's big time. Before we're crushing the Joe Rogan kettlebell. That's big time.

Especially because it's not gonna be a satisfying crush at all. You don't know that. I do. What will happen is the Hydraulic Press will put up a fight. The Rogan kettlebell will put up a fight. The Rogan, I mean the Rogan kettlebell will put up a big fight against the press and then, you know, the handle will probably just explode. It'll pop. Yeah.

And then, and then you've created an IED. Yeah, exactly. Now you just got Rogan's head. Now, now it's that movie warfare on the street outside your apartment. That is the problem. You need a lot of protective gear. Did I ever tell you guys, I know I've told this story before,

just I'll tell you quickly. One time after Christmas, when I was living in Brooklyn Heights, I lived on the fifth floor of a walkup and I needed to get rid of my Christmas tree. Yeah. And I could have just dragged it all the way down the hallway, but I knew that that would create

a huge amount of needles, pine needles, and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a mess. And so I decided to just look out my window and drop it out the window if no one was around. That's, dude, honestly, when you said you had a Christmas tree on the fifth floor, that was the first thing I thought of. Right, but here's what happened.

Just catapulting it off the... Dude, this was the problem. Yeah. I had this grate, this was the problem. Yeah. I had this grate, this metal sort of ornamental grate in front of the window, because there was no, there was no, nothing, the whole window opened. So there was like, and it was at, it was this low.

Yeah. So you could easily have fallen out. Yeah. So they had put this old kind of flaking black, heavy metal grate that came up to about, I don't know, your waist, right? To create some kind of a railing. And I push the tree out and it gets caught on the grate.

So I start shoving it and shoving it. And all of a sudden, both the tree and the grate come loose and start falling. And this grate weighed 75 pounds. Yeah, yeah. And it, I remember looking out the window, it was just, I remember the silence. There was silence as they fell and then the grate hit the ground and it exploded into and then the grate hit the ground and it exploded into 4,000 pieces of metal that went everywhere. And there was a line of cars along the block and one of them, its alarm started going off.

Oh yeah. And I remember being like, I need to get out of the window right now. And I just sort of faded back. And then I went down later and like dragged the tree To the place it was supposed to be and then picked up the piece of the great and later on my super two weeks later He came by to like look at something. He's like, all right, I need to talk to you about something And I was like, what's up? He goes one of your neighbors who lives below you said that they saw a Christmas tree

fall out the fucking window. It just dropped by their window as they're typing at their desk. Oh no. Like a poet saw a Christmas tree and then heard the explosion of the great. Dude, to this day, it is one of the dumbest, probably, I've done some dumb shit in my life. That is up there as a top three dumbest thing that I could've done. I could've easily killed somebody.

Yeah. Easily. Easily. Yeah, very easily. I did check to make sure that no one was coming because I didn't want anyone to see me throw a Christmas tree off the fifth floor of a window. But even so, you know, if someone had walked out of the entrance of my building right at that

minute and been gored by the ball bearings of the grate. Or if you had made sure that there was enough space and then you threw it and then the grate exploded and pierced their back because they were far away. Right. That'd be so, I mean, what's the opposite of a Christmas miracle? A Christmas nightmare. That would have been a Christmas nightmare. That really would have been a Christmas nightmare.

That would have been a Tim Burton's nightmare on fucking Jerolamon Street. You lived on Jerolamon? I think so, yeah. In Brooklyn? In Brooklyn Heights, yeah. I didn't realize that. I used to go to a doctor on Jerolamon.

I always said, I thought it was Jora lemon Gerolam and it's Gerolam and one of the best street names in Brooklyn. Yeah Harry knows He's been over there You know, it's funny yesterday we were when we were shooting we were talking we were talking sports and whatnot as men do and We were we were shooting, we were talking sports and whatnot, as men do, and we were like, I was like, fights, have you been watching the Stanley Cup at all?

And he was like, I watched game two, and I was like, yeah, same, and I was like, I'm definitely gonna watch game three tonight. And then we were like, is basketball on tonight too? And then collectively, like six of us were all like, nah, no, basketball's tomorrow. We were like, damn, it's crazy how long of a break they have. And then I got home and I went to turn on the hockey game

and I realized that basketball was on Sunday and hockey was tonight. And it was funny because we were all fully, like collective, we talked about it for like five minutes straight and we were all fully convinced. Dude, are you for real with what you just said out loud? Yeah. That was the dumbest, most worthless. That was so not what I was expecting. I thought there'd be something there. I thought it was a funny story. Halfway through, I thought you were trolling me. I thought it was a great story. I was like, surely there's more than just scheduling to this. I think

it's funny that everyone thought that the one game was on and we were all wrong. That's what was unique? Yeah. Got a great, got a lot of laughs in the group chat. Holy shit, dude. Because there was a little callback, you know, I texted them when the game started. By the way, you're a great storyteller and you are very funny. That was so out of character for you.

Rone, you agree? Am I wrong? That was nuts I wasn't saying it out loud. I wasn't gonna say anything at first, but but that that was Below your standard of a notable life experience That was crazy. All right. All right, I get it. Well just explain what what maybe I'm missing something Yeah, I thought it was funny. No, but like what was that? What was the part that well? I'm not gonna dig deeper into trying fun trying to find what was funny about it It was the fact that we all everybody was wrong. Everyone was wrong. Yes. Yeah

Holy smokes man, I was gonna until Francis said something out I it was like maybe deep in the recesses of my brain. I was like, that was a little bit light for what you usually back, what you usually have. It was. I mean, hey, it wasn't meant to be a grand slam, you know? It was just a thought starter. Yeah. It was a thought starter. Just a conversation starter. Take us from one point to another.

Okay. I'm like shell shocked right now. I don't know what happened. I really don't think it was that bad. I think that what happened was I was watching you tell and I was excited about your story. And then I heard you almost realize mid story. No, I don't think so. Like, I don't think there's a whole lot here. You were strapping in for the roller coaster.

I think you were expecting more. You had some weird false expectation. We're deep into the show. If I had something good, it would have already been set. I'm not saving shit for past an hour in, or however long in we are. Fair enough, fair enough. I mean, maybe it hurt that you had to follow

the Christmas tree story. Yeah, Christmas tree story was good. Well, I just wanna know what kind of stuff. I mean, I didn't know we were writing for the show. Start preparing some bits. I mean, you know. Because I saw you before, I saw you look at your hand and be like, I don't. I mean, you know. Because I saw you before. I saw you look at your hand and be like,

I don't think I've told you guys the story of the Christmas tree. I think I have said that story before. But I do speak to you. I don't think you have. I don't think I've ever heard that story. I do want to quickly. Before you switch, what are you not telling us?

What do you mean? Did you censor something from that story? Not at all. No, I was saying, if that stuff is so boring and you're saying it out loud like what's the other stuff? That's going on in your life. That's not remarkable Yeah, not nothing. Yeah I think that's the point I split gate to came out for a nominal game for what it's worth raising at it I loved the the desk story. I loved that. Yeah, that was fantastic Yeah, it was really good. So many branches. I loved that. Yeah, look at that. That was fantastic. That was juicy as hell. Yeah.

It was really good. There was so many branches in there. I'm happy with my performance today. We went a long way. Dude, you are, we rely on you. You're our point guard. I feel like you guys are trying to get in my head, but I'm just.

No, no, no, no. I wasn't gonna say anything. I've never said this to you before. You asked about it. I wouldn't have even said anything. I'm not worried. I tell a lot of bad stories. Just know tomorrow when we record, I'm bringing bits. Okay, good. Good, good, good. Quickly, I just want to issue a quick shout out

to a very serious, a great listener of ours. His name's Vince and he's in the Navy and he's about to deploy on a submarine for six months and he's, he just got engaged and he's a big time listener. And I just want to shout him out. What'd you say? To a man. Yeah. Little Navy riff. Okay Navy, seaman.

You know, something with that seaman. I just busting balls, figured he's a fan of the show. That's great. I love that. Shout out to Vince. Thanks for listening. Hopefully you guys get service down underwater. I don't even know.

I'm sure they have better Wi-Fi than we could possibly comprehend. You're probably right. They'd have to. Dude, submarines. Main lines into the phone. Submarines are nuts. Yeah.

They go down. They're on them for so long. And it's such a small space. Don't they do like 30 days, even if no matter who you are in the Navy, don't you have to do at least 30 days on a submarine or something? I don't know.

Am I talking out of my ass? I know that you get like a sign to submarines and I think the Navy knows that that is a tough assignment. Right? So they end up, I think the pay is the best. And then I think it is like a long period on and then you get a long period off. Interesting.

I think that's the case. One conjugal too. Not very funny, but interesting. I'm just trying to honor our armed forces here. I didn't laugh much at that Navy story. With that fan of ours. Someone's on the defense here. Nothing funny about, Sounds like we're losing a listener. It sounds like we're gonna we just lost listener to the submarines. I can't imagine he's gonna be listening to the pod much

down there. Probably working. That story disappointed me more than anything. Gosh, little defensive there. You know, look, we gotta call it the way we see it. I'm speaking my, hey, I'm just speaking my mind. I know you would do the same to me if I had said something like that. Francis, are you at a point in comedy where if you were walking, say you were walking in your neighborhood

and you saw Bill Burr walking down the street, would that be something that would, if, like, it's be like, holy shit, there was Bill Burr. Yeah. Or would you literally just walk by and be like no, I don't give a fuck No, I would I would I would be thrilled to see bill burr. Yeah. Yeah, would you say anything or not? I would yeah, cuz I've talked to him a lot. Oh, okay I shot something with him when he came into barstool in like 2019 Oh, yeah, I forgot he has like old barstool ties and and and I saw him recently and I went saw his play So I have things I can yeah, yeah, I forgot he has like old bar stool ties and and and I saw him recently and I went saw his play

So I have I have things I can yeah Compliments I can give him a we'll give another level comedian at that level that you're to make the story that you wouldn't know Louie I really I would be I wouldn't say anything you wouldn't say anything. No cool I don't have anything to I don't know I saw I was walking and I saw Louie and I didn't say anything I don't know him. I saw, I was walking and I saw Louis and I didn't say anything. Oh, that's what you, okay. You devil. And I was like thrilled.

Yeah. I was thrilled that I saw him, but immediately I was like, I'm not gonna say anything. I've seen him. I was like, that's insane. If I said something, that would be insane. What would you, what, like what level, if you were like, I'm a big fan. I don't know. I was just like, hey, what's up? But I was like, I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna.

I've seen Louis three times randomly in New York City. That was the only time I've ever, I was just like, hey, what's up? But I was like, I'm not gonna, I'm just gonna. I've seen Louis three times randomly in New York City. That was the only time I've ever, that was actually probably the only time I've ever really seen like a really famous person in the city. I've seen some, sometimes it's fun to spot them because they often wear hats and sunglasses and you have to be like, wait a second. I've seen like people like at comedy clubs, obviously.

Right, but that doesn't, it's more interesting to see them out in the wild. I've seen John Mulaney twice. One time he was going into Whole Foods. I saw Louis in Whole Foods in line. Interesting. And he was talking to the woman behind him, this older woman. And she had no idea who he was.

Yeah, yeah. And they were talking about the price of chicken. And I was like, that is awesome. And I was three people in front of them, and I was just listening, being like, she has no fucking idea. Hey, can I buy us chicken? Yeah, I don't know who we would do, like who I would stop. What do you mean stop?

Like, I think there's a difference between stopping someone and saying something in passing. I don't know who I would say hi to. Would you say something to Sebastian if you saw him? Would you be like, I really love your work or whatever? No, probably not. You don't think it feels, I bet it feels nice to the people for you to just vary in passing

without wanting anything from them being like big fan. Yeah, true. I think that that's, I get where you're coming from, where you probably don't wanna like bother them or like be a weirdo to them. Yeah. But if you're like, I appreciate your work

as like a fly by and ask for nothing from them, I think you're like a value add. True. Yeah, that's a good- Maybe not though. I think that's totally fair. I also think, I remember that Louis said once on a podcast that he does not like when people,

he sees that people recognize him in New York. And it's because he likes to just exist and sort of experience New York on an anonymous level and he rides the subway and things like that right so. So let's give him his all of his fame and that. Yeah. Pick one dude. Seriously. Let's give him the riches and the anonymity. So I knew when I saw him, the first time I saw him, that I had that ringing in my head. And I was walking out of a coffee shop in the West Village

and he was walking in with his daughter. And I saw him and I went like that. And then I just went with my cup and he went subtle nod. Nice. Then he came in through the door. I didn't even do it. And I was so proud of myself. I went like this. Nice. Then he came in through the door. I didn't even do it. And I was so proud of myself.

I went like this. Yeah. And then I passed him. Yeah. And then you called everyone you knew. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. I did text my friends.

Did I tell you they were stoked? I went and saw Daniel Brennan's opening night of his Three Mikes show. No. Just randomly. I bought tickets and went and saw it. Recently? This was years ago. Oh.

And it was in that tiny little theater off of Lafayette Street. I can't even remember what that place is called. But that's where he was running it. And I went and saw it. And I sat down in my seat with my buddy. And then in came to sit next to us and I'll do this in order.

Yeah. Dave Chappelle. Damn. Trevor Noah, Chris Rock, John Legend, Chrissy Teigen, Colin Jost. They all sat six. Pedophiles row. Oh God.

They were sitting. Like when they ordering a cheese pizza? Next to me. It's very tough to focus on the show. One cheese, one pepperoni just got off Epstein's Island. Yeah. I don't think that's Epstein's Island. Teagan? Legend?

No way. Chrissy T? I love Chrissy T. A run in the island. No way. Oh, I forgot that's your actual friend. She's a friend of mine. Oh. No way. Chrissy T. I love Chrissy T. Ron in the Island. No way. Oh, I forgot that's your actual friend. She's a friend of mine.

Oh. Didn't know we had ties. Didn't know our podcast had direct ties to the island. Three degrees of Jeffrey Epps. Yeah, I thought we were all clean. Yeah, I was talking to my friend Alan Dershowitz the other day and he was saying the same thing. Dude, it's crazy how prevailing the Epstein Island thing is. Is that ever gonna go away?

No, I don't think so, but it also is kind of weird because it's- Not until he comes out of witness protection. Totally agree. There are sides to it though where it's like, there's the side of like, oh, I want like, yeah, there should be the piece people should be held accountable. And then there's a side of like, if there's nothing, like, there's there seems to be a group of people who would never admit it, but like, they want it to be more famous celebrities than it is. Like it, I feel like it's gonna like everything

that comes conspiracy theorists. No, like not even like conspiracy theorists, not even that level. But like, like people on Twitter who are like, like, oh, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Yeah, yeah. Just like you. Yeah. Those are conspiracy theorists. Well, I don't know if I would. I'm not but I don't mean like I don't mean like fucking. I'm not talking like war mode conspiracies. I'm talking like, you know, baseline people who are like super into politics and they're like, what do you mean Bill Clinton isn't on the list like furious that like these people weren't

raping kids. You know what I mean? That's what I'm getting at. I see what you mean like that. I've seen that on Twitter. I will be like I would still classify those people like they want they think there's smoke So they they assume there's fire. Yeah, but they're like as you said they want it to be true Yeah, they want to affirm their suspicions

Which again to me I would I would say in the absence of evidence that is you're conspiring but I don't even mean like I don't even mean like, I don't even mean like, direct, like I mean like more political. Like I think it's more politically driven. Yeah. Like everyone hates Elon Musk. Elon Musk tweets that Trump was on Epstein Island. I knew Elon was the smart one all along.

Oh, they came to his side from that? 100% people did, yeah. The people who are obsessed about Epstein's Island. And who hate Trump. And who hate Trump. Really? Yes, and then people who don't hate Trump and loved Elon the whole time are all of a sudden like,

Elon's a piece of shit. I saw Elon do that and I was like, give me a fucking break, dude. Yeah, but most people- Epstein's Island is this generation's McCarthyism. Yeah, but some people are really dumb. You know, I thought that was so specious of Elon Musk. I thought it was just thin as hell.

Yeah. You're gonna just like, oh, it's the oldest like fucking taking your ball and punting it over the thing because you can't play the game. You got kicked out. You got kicked out of the game and he's like, you know what, fucking Epstein's Isle. Epstein's Isle. Yeah.

I just think like, isn't it like, isn't it like if like, that's something Chrissy Teigen's friend would say for sure. That is a Teigen quote, but isn't it like, it's not a tweet. It's not a quote. Wouldn't you be, wouldn't you be regardless of your thoughts on Trump? Like, wouldn't you be more happy to learn that he wasn't molesting children? I get, I totally get like, if you found out that anyone was molesting children, wouldn't your initial reaction be like, that sucks rather than like, yes, you're and I hated

him all along. You're like, well, yeah, but yeah, but it's like, well, what kids had to molest for had to be molested for you to get that. You're right. You went back to like a level of idealism that hasn't existed in fucking 30 since 9 11. Yeah, you are right. You are right.

When, when for a moment people were like, actually let's not wish that things are worse than they are. It is. Yeah, you are right. Cause it has been happening for years when it's like a so like a YouTuber gets in trouble and then people are like It is, yeah, you are right. Because it has been happening for years when it's like a YouTuber gets in trouble and then people are like, ah, finally. And it's like, but you're still like celebrating that that person did something bad.

There's that great line from the big short when the two young guys sell their puts or whatever on the housing market, their credit default swaps. And he's like, people are gonna lose jobs. And Brad Pitt's like, what you're betting against the American economy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are gonna lose. And he's like, people are gonna lose jobs. And Brad Pitt's like, you're betting against the American economy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People are gonna lose their houses,

like stop dancing, you know? Yeah, that is true. For those conspiracies to be true, if that gave those people glee, the underlying truth of that is that more people raped kids than- Yeah. Yeah, that's a great point. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, the whole revealing of the,

like the, I don't know. I guess people want the information, which I understand. Yeah. I think it's more like a... But it's like, who's someone I'm trying to get someone that I like despise, like a famous person. Steinie? No, not him, but like, I don't know.

Like let's say it's the end of the football season. It looks like the Chiefs are gonna win this,. You're going to go to the Super Bowl again. And Stiney is going to win his big bet. And Stiney is going to win his big bet. I'm not going to be, if it came out that Patrick Mahomes was on the Epstein flight logs, I wouldn't be sitting there like, ah, let's go. He raped all those kids. Yeah, I know. But that's again, that's just because I think you have other stuff to sustain your day.

Yeah, it's true. Well, like my new PC. But my new PC, when you get the power of that thing and you feel that you can have like 7,000 tabs open at once, you start to wonder, is this how you get into, well, I think he was on the list. Right. You know, he started at 17 Twitter.

Let me cross reference to the who. I'm on tweet deck. You're subscribing stuff to see the logs. Yeah. The more and I got the hydraulic press in the corner. Making your like IRL split screen videos of the hydraulic pressing you talking about shit on the other side is cutting subway surfers and hydraulic press together. I love the idea that you're so fixated on the other side. Just cutting subway surfers and hydraulic press clips together into one.

I love the idea that you're so fixated on the internet that you accidentally put your panini in the hydraulic press instead of the panini press. Oh, no! Well, what's that? The new corporation, what's it, Palantir or whatever? Palantir, yeah. Palantir. I'm not sure. But they're

they're aggregating everybody's information so you're just making yourself way easier to aggregate by putting it all in a tower. Yeah it is true I'm gonna have to dispose of the tower. That's the one that Cash Patel was talking about. Right. He's like oh it's just gonna make it way easier or I

think Jay maybe JD Vance was talking about it too. It's gonna make it way easier for the FBI or whatever. Am I having a tower? No, if you have a tower that you're tweet decking off of, it's easier for the FBI to find illegals. I see. Do they know I'm on a VPN though? First thing you do when you get a tower is download a VPN.

You actually? No. You should, bro. I probably should. I do have some crazy, because I forgot when you get a tower is download a VPN. Did you actually? No. You should bro. I probably should. I do have some crazy like, because I forgot when you get a PC, you gotta get like, you gotta get like a virus protection. Mac just comes with it all built in.

Yeah. You never gotta worry about a virus. You gotta put armor on that bitch. Yeah. PC, everything you do, it says like permission for this to access all of the files on your PC. Permission for this to make changes on your PC.

I played Halo, Splitgate 2, which if you like Halo, Francis, you would love Splitgate 2. It's like a combination of Call of Duty and Halo. Very fun. New arena game, free to play. Yeah, Halo. And I played, I downloaded COD.

It was 280 gigabytes, so I deleted, I just wanted to see what it was like to play COD on PC, so I adjusted all the settings, I did watch the whole settings tutorial, played like two games, it was the exact same shit. Better graphics, I will say. FPS was pretty similar though. I haven't played video games in so long,

and I was at Shane's, and he was off doing Rogan. And so I was like, I'll play some video games. And I tried to turn it on. Yeah, yeah. Buddy, it was as if I was trying to unlock files to Epstein's Island. It was the most complicated shit. To his code, you know that thing?

Where you gotta hit like a combination of buttons and crazy things. Oh, he has an Xbox. Yeah. Yeah, no, I don't have that. That was crazy. I had to get that. Yeah, what did you plan to play?

Well, then I went into his library of games and I was like, oh look, there's halo Tried to play Halo man. Nope couldn't play halo. Why download it? You had to download it and then and it was like well, okay What do I what halo do I want to play and then I ended up getting this like pack that include? Three because that's the one the last one I knew really well Which was great I was a low four The last Halo you played was Halo 3. Which was great. I think Halo 4 came out like when I was like six. Yeah, I loved playing Halo 3.

Guardian was my favorite map. Yeah, what did you play it on? On Xbox. Oh nice, the original Xbox? You played it on Abacus. I had an Xbox 360 I think. Oh nice, could be the greatest console of all time. Really?

Far and away, easily. Yeah, except you'd get those three rings of death. The red ring of death. The red ring of death. Did you ever actually get it? I did have that. I never actually got it. And then my buddy, who was really into gaming,

did the work for me to send it back for under the warranty to get a new one. Very nice. Which was awesome, because I wasn't gonna do that I don't remember what I got him in return. Maybe I got him some some food Sounds right. Yeah, that sounds like a proper exchange Yeah, but we I was trying to play and so then I you know, I couldn't figure out how to get that going It was crazy. It was like you your your system is not

You to download a new thing in order to be able to play this. That's what like gaming is like. What the fuck it's constantly updating and downloading. So then I went into the games that he already had downloaded and a lot of those had crazy things that I, for some reason I couldn't play. So then I ended up just playing Mortal Kombat. Oh, that's a great game. It was okay, man What about how that loose? Yeah, Shane set that up for me later How do you like just choosing a map was impossible?

I was going through lobbies and let loose is it and I've played that the maps are humongous Yeah, I don't even find the you can't find the it's just I just ended up running for Until the game ended. Yeah. It was like the other teams won. You just did cardio? I didn't see a single person. The biggest maps of all time

and there's like 700 people on both teams. There's a nightmare dude. But there's no like, you don't see, there's no like username that pops above their head or anything, like it's just they're on the screen just moving around like in the shadows. And then you don't even know if you kill them. You just shoot in their direction.

I didn't really have a good time and I was really disappointed. And I remember the simplicity of taking a disc and putting it into the machine and it boots up and you're playing the game. And it's like, do you wanna play campaign or do you wanna play play multiplayer? Yeah. And that was it.

So I do want to play, I want to play Halo with you. Yeah, you should get it. I got it for free. I wouldn't even know which Halo we're talking about now. I think it's like Halo Infinite. I think that's the current one. But I haven't played Halo since Halo Reach. You're not gonna get addicted, Frans.

I'm not gonna get addicted, but I'm not even gonna be able to get in. If you just get an Xbox, dude, an Xbox like Series S or X or whatever it is, they're like, I think they're like 200 bucks. Yeah, money doesn't grow on trees, you know. And then you get to get yourself like a- We can't all buy PCs these days.

144-HZ monitor, it's another 250. Arzopa, great brand. I can't play it on my television. Well, you can if you want to have, you know, terrible FPS latency input delay. Is does Shane play on a TV? Yeah. As far as I can tell. Yeah, that's not I mean, you can do that. It's just not what is it?

Is he on fraud watch for that? A little bit. Yeah. Depends on the games you play. Oh, no. Playing a first person shooter on like a, I'd assume, what is it, like an 80 inch flat screen? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Playing a first person shooter on that is insane. You're just not going to get your best performance. Swinging with a donut. The input delay has to be. When you go to the tournaments and you play on a little 13 inch screen, it becomes way easier. Exactly. 28-inch.

I am stoked that you got a PC. I'm pumped about it. Yeah, I don't know. You got over the hump, because I was telling you for so long, you can afford this. And you said, no, I can't. Yeah, you were very. I was thinking about that the entire time I was doing it.

I was like, Francis was dead on. Because I've been saying, I was like, I think it's like four grand for a PC and it wasn't even a thousand dollars. That's so awesome. What do you say? For a laptop, for a computer that will last forever. Cause you can just upgrade the parts constantly. That's cool. So what part lasts forever? I don't know. I don't know anything about it. I just got it. I'm hoping I don't have to upgrade my parts yet Yeah, I got a decent I think I think my motherboard is pretty solid. I got 16 gigabytes of RAM Not bad. It's plenty of RAM. That's plenty of RAM and if I need more I can get more RAM. Yeah You could easily get more RAM. I don't even know what it was. I have no idea Memory some random access memory. It's some sort of memory thing with like I think it's like how much space your computer

I don't know. I never knew RAM or I never knew horsepower Yeah, it's something with how much your computer is using. I think I don't know I have this whole screen up that says like CPU percentage and shit like how much is being used. So what's the next big upgrade for your PC? See people just want to know what's next. I don't know, nothing. They won't celebrate with you. I played Call of Duty on it which I would assume is one of the more advanced faster

moving games that you could play other than like I don't know what Elden Ring or something did with the graphics and it operated completely fine so I don't know what else I would need but but you know unless I was like streaming what's the difference between your PC and a $5,000 PC more ram yeah I mean just better graphics better graphics better graphics better more lights I think more lights because I want the best for my boy like I was getting I think I when I played COD, I think I peaked at like 125 FPS, which is like fine. It's good. It's not great. Like the the the streamers, the dudes that are like huge, when you watch their games, they're getting like over like 250 FPS.

Damn double. 100 more. Oh, right. That's more they can get up,'re getting like over like 250 FPS. Damn, double? A hundred more. Oh, right. But they can get up, I think, to like around 300. Did you say 125 for you? Yeah. And then they have 250? Yeah.

That's double. No, it's, yeah, it is exactly double. I was thinking 150, 300, whole thing. Don't worry about it. I was gonna let it slide. I'm not trying to, I whole thing. Don't worry about it. I was going to let it slide. I'm not trying to, I'm not here to be on the fucking Francis is on my ass. No, I'm not. I did that gently. I did that. Gently. I, you, you corrected me. You corrected me. So I said, wait a second. Am I wrong? And then I did the math and I thought, no, I'm not. But you know

what? That's okay. I, I am still thrilled that you got your PC. You know what? I will, you know what? I will, uh, this was not. But you know what, that's okay. I am still thrilled that you got your PC. You know what I will, this was kind of funny. I already told you guys this though, but I was saying I've been waking up with like my throat super dry, super congested. And I was like, I'm definitely snoring because I've been sleeping on my back. So I did what you've recommended in the past,

which was the mouth tape with the eye mask. Oh man. And I set my alarm for, this was yesterday, I set my alarm for 10.30 AM, went to bed at like, went to bed around like midnight or maybe one. I woke up at 2 PM. Oh my God.

I woke up at 2 PM in the same position with the mouth tape still on Still on I checked my phone dude, and I was like I was like no I was like Yeah, I was like I must did I take a nap is it daylight? And I just will I was like this can't be possible dude if I woke up at 2 p.m. I would be Terrified all you got to do in a situation like that, because that is, like you wake up and you're like, I'm the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

How the fuck could this have possibly happened? You have four hours, you might as well have dinner for breakfast. Exactly, yeah. You kinda just gotta do what you can with what you got, and you gotta just like put it in the back burner and be like, I just gotta operate, like I've already been awake for eight hours. Oh my God, dude.

Even at the height of my puberty, even at like the most angsty teenage stage of my life, I don't know if I ever slept in two. I haven't slept in that late, I think. I'm happy for you. It probably felt so good. Did it feel good? Did your brain feel like?

Yeah, it felt good. I was able to fall asleep at like one last night. Actually, that's not true. I probably went to bed at like 2 30. Jesus Christ. But I did. I was productive with it because I was like, I played video. Like we shot. Play video games. Well, we shot. We shot.

We filmed. It was a Sunday. We were doing work for bar stool, not typically something you see around these parts. So we did it, we shot, you know, we shot on a Sunday. And then we, and then I went home, I played some video games and then I got off and I was like, well, I'm definitely not gonna be able to fall asleep. So I wrote for like an hour and then I went to bed. Nice. Yeah.

So it's like, you just gotta, and then I woke up at nine today to punish myself. Okay, so- Cause I went to bed around like 2.30 and I was like, doesn't matter, you're waking up at nine today to punish myself. Okay, so- Because I went to bed around like 2.30 and I was like, doesn't matter, you're waking up at nine regardless. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, yeah, it doesn't matter

what time you're falling asleep tonight. We can't make that happen. You're not waking up at 2.00 PM tomorrow. Dude, we, on the night of the premiere, I went to bed at 5.00 AM. 5.00 AM. Yeah. That's scary.

And you woke up at what, seven? I woke up at like 9.m. 5 a.m. That's scary. You woke up at what, seven? I woke up at like 9.30. And I have not recovered from that still. That was five days ago. I'm telling you, all through my time in Chicago, I was a wreck. I don't mean to get gross, but we talk about this a lot.

I had diarrhea in Chicago, and it was for like a day and a half. And it was in the type where every 45 minutes I had to go. I would finish going to the bathroom. Then you get up. And then 20 minutes later, I'd be like, I have to go to the bathroom again. And-

It's like an hourglass. There's just sand coming out of your asshole. Dude, it was so insane. And I was not hungry because I didn't feel well. So I was just drinking tons of water. And I told Brandon before the fucking Friday show, I go, dude, my opener brand and I was like, dude, you need to be prepared to come on stage

while I'm on. I've had to do that many times. I was like, there is no telling. Yeah. If five, it could be five minutes into my set that I'm like, all right, everybody, and I would have told the crowd. Yeah, 100%.

I would have been like, I would have been honest with them. What would you have said? I'd be like, guys, I'm just gonna level with you here. I have horrific digestive problems right now. And I might need to jump off stage, but I'll be right back and Brandon will come out and say hi to you guys. You loved Brandon, you loved him.

And he and I might just be swapping in and out. Might be a little revolving door here. I've had it happen where I've had to, when I was in comics doing Comics Roadhouse, Yeah. the casino, we were, me and Mook did that gig and that's when you only got, it's just two men show. Yeah.

And I had to do that. It was in between the late show and the early show. I had to find the manager and ask him to get me a modium. And I was like, dude, like, Moog was on stage. And I was like, I won't be able, I was like, I'm not even kidding, I won't be able to go up. And they got it.

And I went up and as me and Moog were passing on stage, I was like, be ready. Be ready. Yeah. For what? Stretch, you're gonna wanna stretch. Yeah, the thing with Moog probably knew, when I said be ready, he knew immediately what I meant.

Yeah. He's probably telling you that as the opener. Yeah, yeah. He's like, hey, be ready. I got a short leash on myself. I've never taken Imodium and- Oh, works. And I think-

Fucking amazing. Part of the reason I've never taken it is that one time I took Gas X. Oh, works. They're fucking amazing. Part of the reason I've never taken it is that one time I took Gas-X. Oh, Gas-X is the biggest scam on earth. It was like I had taken a cyanide pill. Yeah. My stomach, I'll never forget the knots. Yeah.

It was like, oh, we're just gonna tie off your butthole. It doesn't help with gas. It hurts so much dude Dude, I'll have the worst gas pains ever and I'll take gas X and they'll get worse Yeah, it does not it does not release anything. It just shuts it down. So that's why I thought taking a modium I kind of equated it where I thought this is gonna stop stopper up. It definitely I said take something from my body But did that seem bad to me? It might shut you down for a day. Well, it's painful.

You'll be firing up the next day. No, it's not painful. Okay. It just shuts you down. You've got to try it, just recreationally. Yeah. Take a little micro dose of it just to get a taste. I will say that, you know, this was like,

I went on like a five or six day, basically bender of just terrible food, lots of late nights drinking. John Lovitz, Veronica Slawikowska. No, but my point is that I went straight from Austin to Chicago and that when I had that diarrhea, I mean, it was brought on from this civil war I was putting myself through. And on the other side of it, yesterday,

when I finally emerged and got home, I have never looked better in my life. Oh wow. I was so like. So is this all you need to reset? Just fucking dehydrated and cut. I was like, god damn dude, nothing makes you look better than diarrhea.

Yeah. Two days of diarrhea. Yeah, that is true. Get all the water weighed out. It's a cleanse. It's like a juice cleanse. It was a cleanse. It was great.

And the juicer is your butthole. Your bum. It's like I'd vacuum sealed my skin around my own body. Any still frames from that? Any stills? No. nothing that he can show yeah Now it's all in the desktop Hack into his phone hidden file yeah Yeah, definitely got to take advantage of my new hacking abilities

I'm an easy you're probably the one who got me. Yeah, I could now that's for sure really easily I put multifactor on all my shit. Good luck multi-factors getting a little getting to be a little much I know I have multiple outside apps that like double Double protect three factor four fact yeah Hard-factor multi-factor to sign in for fear factor factor to sign in for fear factor. Food and the SPN. The two factor thing is necessary.

I am in the midst of a fucking battle. Oh my God. Do you know who I'm battling with by the way? Two factor easy pass. Hmm. That's going to be a tough fight. Rhone. I'm assuming you have easy pass and you drive a good amount. What in the fuck is going on with tolls?

It's the congestion pricing. Bro, tolls are, I mean, do you remember when you'd like, as a kid, be on a road trip with your family and you just throw like a quarter into a bucket? I was all scared you'd miss it. And then it's like, okay, now you can drive to Michigan. Yeah. I'm telling you, I drove down to DC for my dad's birthday

and back, the cost to do that driving was like $120 of tolls. Yeah, it's insane. And it's all from the bridges in New Jersey. Anytime you cross a bridge in New Jersey, it's $16. Yeah, that's fucked. Congestion pricing. The congestion pricing is nine bucks and the Hudson tunnel toll is $16.

So just to come into the city that way is 25, right? Yeah. But there's all these other bridges that you got to cross, Delaware's tolls, Washington's, DC's tolls, whatever. I mean, I went through it. It's cheaper to take a train round trip by far. Dude, it's crazy. Yeah, it's probably cheaper to fly.

Cheaper to take an Uber. Yeah, honestly. What are Uber drivers making? What percentage do they make? Easily? No, I think Uber is making six figures off of them. I think that they're making slave labor wages. Yeah, I don't think they make a ton. I don't think they make terrible money though. Really? In Manhattan.

Because every car has got to be black. Like it's got to be escalated. Yeah and it costs so much but yeah I think it's not good. You getting that picture for us? I did take a picture of myself but it's pretty gay. I just want to see it. You want to see it? I'm in a towel at my golf club. I'm not even gonna show it, it's too gay. Hold on, let me see it. No, no, no. I'm not gonna, don't show it to Harry, I'm not gonna judge you. I was pretty, I was pretty ripped in this picture. Let's just see it. You want to see it? Oh my god, it looks like the goddamn Venus de Milo. This is diarrhea body, right? Jesus Christ, bro. Look like Steve Garbin up there.

That's it. Hairball's tuning out. Can't handle it. All right. I'm just good on your body, bro. Hairball, you know what I wanna do? I talked to Hairball about this. I pitched him on this.

He didn't respond. I said, I can't do this. I want to train Harry for content. Yeah, that's when you lose me. Yeah. I wanna go, you're in the gym, you're working out and you're constantly complaining about being sore. I think.

I haven't complained about being sore in months. If he says no, if he says no, it's a definite no. Because usually he'll say yes and the real answer will be no. That's true. That is true, yeah. A no is like. Usually the answer is yes

and then down the road it will be no. But I'm saying no right off, yeah. A no is like. Usually the answer is yes and then down the road it will be no, but I'm saying no right off the bat. You realize that then. Nine million years. If you and I. I did it, I did that for Barstool already. I hated it. What?

When I do the whoop thing. Oh. This isn't what that would be. And I was in good shape then too. This would just be you and me going into one of those private gyms, right? Yeah. And. Zero interest. Doing, I private gyms, right? Yeah. And zero interest.

Doing, I don't know, a couple workouts. Get like Clemmer or Tommy to do something like that. I'm not- It's gotta be us. I'm not gonna be on camera sweating and like lifting 130 pounds. It would be a fun piece of content. It would be. You can go solo.

What if we did it for ron.com? Even now, still, absolutely not. Even worse, but that would, I would be paying you. That would rip on ron.com. No, I'm not doing it. It's like our cook. Why don't you guys do it? We'll do Halo.

You guys can do it. We'll do Halo. I'll do Halo for sure. Yeah. But you guys, you guys can do it. Let's play Halo. I'd like to play Halo. Yeah, let's play Halo.

All right. What? We'll do 1v1s. Cause I'm not good at, I've played Halo very little. I think it's a good, I think it's a good test. I don't even have the settings down. I got to figure out Halo Reach, though, if that's the newest one. I don't know.

No, no, no. Halo Reach is not even close to the newest one. Are you giving him points? Yeah, we could give him points. Give you three points. Well, I need to figure out what the new technology and guns are like, and throwing grenades and all that. Because in Halo 3, the new thing that they had

were these orbs that you could throw that would deplete someone's shield or, you know what I mean? Like a grenade? No, no, not a grenade. Like a power up. There were these balls that you'd pick up and you could throw them. And if someone walked through its radius,

then it would deplete their shield and then you could shoot them. Then if someone walked through its radius, then it would deplete their shield and then you could shoot them. Got it. That was a new thing for that. And I'm sure that so many new things like that have come out since then. Yeah, I don't know. It usually goes game by game.

Well, that's what I'm saying. Some games are easier to play than others. Yeah. Like every year. Like this year, Call of Duty is just on the ground and they just released the trailer for Black Ops 7 and it's all jet packs and shit. But I'll take and shit. Hmm.

But uh, we'll take, I'll take a look. Okay. We'll get the logistics down. I mean, you're gonna have to practice if we want to make this a good video. I mean, I didn't practice. Or we could do no practice. I just play Madden and I... But the thing is, I will, I am going to practice. Because you were so embarrassed when we played Madden? Yes.

Yeah, I get that. So, how many points do you want? What's your handicap? Well, why don't, why don't I play the game first? That's what I just said. And you said you weren't going to. Huh? That's what I just said, and you said you weren't going to. I don't know that I said that.

I said, well, you should practice before, and you said, well, I didn't practice for Madden. Yeah, but that doesn't mean that I'm not gonna practice for this. That's what it insinuates, for sure. It's definitely what it hints at. I think I was just saying that to give you a little bit of a little brotherly shove.

Shout out to the birds. The birds? Brotherly shove. Oh yeah. Toosh push. All right. All right. I am in Amarillo.

Really? Amarillo. Yeah. Website's for that at rhone.com. rhone.com.com. I'm kind of off the grid for a little. See you on Netflix. But I'll be in the fall.

I have a lot coming out, coming up. Phoenix and Philly and Boston, Austin and. Yeah, I got a bunch coming up in the fall as well. Somewhere else. I'm also gonna be in Destin, Florida. Hell yeah. Cool. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I'm sorry. I was only falling one way I was only falling one way My dreams were drifting For, for a sigh

So, so then you listen Now I come alive I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way I was only falling one way Fetish to your eyes Did you realize No one can take me alive I was only falling one way See it just a distant light Feel it fast forever bright

Call it just a memory Take my hand and you can see I'm Oh Is Finished you your run Did you realize No one could take me alive