Son of a Boy Dad - Son of a Boy Dad Podcast: Tue Mar 25, 2025

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

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All righty. You know what's been pissing me off? That cunt Snow White. Yeah. Bruh. Fucking Ziegler, dude. She's been asking for it. Hairy back bitch.

I saw that. Woke hairy back bitch. Rightoke, woke, hairy back bitch. Right? Woke ass hairy back bitch. Keep it going. Disgusting. What is what is this? There was an HD photo and she had like baby hairs on her back. And she's woke. Right. Oh, I know what you're talking about. She didn't shave it before. Go woke, go broke is what I say and look now How do you shave your back though those woke ass you?

Know you ask your boyfriend to do it for you. I am you ask your girlfriend more like woke bitch Tough to shave your back Harry back Yeah, as Pat bed would say chill chill chill He'd be saying that right now I'm not going to get Gary back. Yeah. As as Pat would say, chill, chill, chill. He'd be saying that right now. That movie only made 43 million

dollars. Broke. 250 million budget. Probably not a lot in the grand scheme. Right. I don't know. Piss me off. I don't even really like it. I know I want my my adult straight ass was going to go see that Snow White movie and now I'm not. I

was close to seeing it on Friday. I saw some British crime drama instead The one with the kid kills the school that's a show And that's also woke. Yeah, it is Merrily whitewash But is that coming back fucking unbelievable mayor of East town. Yeah You were watching now, dude. I can't watch female leads fucking unbelievable. Mayor of Easttown? Yeah. You ever watch it? No. Dude, I can't watch female leads.

Dude, it is one of the best shows of all time. It's bullshit. It is really good. So good. Kate Winslet crushes it. But it's just cause she's manly. That's the only reason that she's even believable cause she actually-

Kate Winslet's a timeless beauty. It's gotta be like a little bit of a rugged, but like sort of attractive lead. For you to understand it understand for you to get yourself like for me to really buy myself in like a Francis McDormand like in the you're watching the show the killing haven't seen the killing well Hillary swank.

Yeah, yeah, that's strong. Yes. Like kind of like you you pound off to her. Yeah. We're that girl in White Lotus you guys did you guys get hard for that Luke dude I have I don't have no spoilers it this is episodes ago when the woman's dumps don't rack I don't recall oh yeah yeah that was only two white lotus the show where nothing happens and a brother jerks off another brother bruh Spoilers, well, like wait, were you excited about that happening? I didn't know what happened. It's a good show

I mean it required all 160 of my IQ points to fully appreciate I don't like I'm more of a 105 IQ guy. I'm a severance guy I don't want us talking about severance or White Lotus. I need Tropic Thunder as a little chaser. Oh yeah. Yeah, that high. A little palate cleanse. That high IQ. I do a lot of palate cleansing after shows.

Tropic Thunder might be the best movie of all time. Arrested in Development's a smart show about dumb people, opposed to other shows that are dumb shows about smart people. Yes. You know the scene in Tropic Thunder where he's talking to the younger actor and he's like, he's like, you never go full retard.

That was one of the scenes. You have anything on that or it's more just like you're saying the line. You're appreciating it. I was just I thought it was a funny line. Yeah, that's also probably the most quoted line from the movie. Oh, yeah. I thought you were joking around. Yeah. By saying I was being dead. Did you see your reference? That might as well be the tagline of the film. Oh yeah, I thought you were joking around. So for you to preface it by saying, do you guys- Oh, I was being dead serious. That might as well be the tagline of the film.

Oh yeah, I've only seen the movie twice. So... I was kinda- I said that. I said that and I was kinda like- Wait, what about in Star Wars when he's like I'm your father? That's exactly what you just said. You guys ever watch Anchorman? Oh, it's such a great line.

It's like in Sex Panther they say 60% of the time. That's what I was kinda, I was kinda. And the math doesn't even work. Like you blink and you'll miss it. And it goes under the radar. I was pretty thrown off by the response I got from it. I was like, why did you guys seem weirdly mad that I said,

I didn't know that was like the big tagline. Well, that makes me think you've only seen the movie once and recently. I said I've only seen it twice. And recently? And one of them was recently. Was the first time recently? No, the first time was years ago.

It feels like you are very late to this party, my friend. I think I probably am, yeah. You'd never agree. Hey, never claimed to be a guy from The Jump. I didn't know you guys were like Tropic Thunder diehards. Bro, I remember when they announced the movie was to come out, bro, and they're like, there's going to be a character in Blackface and everybody was pissed. I haven't gotten flamed for a film take like that in a while.

You're also, you're blaming us on being, you're saying we're diehards of Tropic Thunder. You started that by saying Tropic Thunder might be one of the best movies of all time. It's a great movie. But that makes you a diehard. You only speak in extremes. Tropic Thunder might be one of the best movies of all time. It's a great movie. But that makes you a diehard. You only speak in extremes. Of course, yeah, but I only enjoyed the movie. It's a fucking hilarious movie.

I didn't know that was gonna be a... I just bought a graded ticket stub from Shrek when it released in Japan. Fuck yeah. PSA graded it. He said graded? They're just grading anything, he's just buying pieces of paper that are graded. I'm obsessed with buying non-card graded items.

What's graded mean? You send it off to PSA and they look how centered it is and how good condition it is and they grade it out of 10. You send him a photo? No, I have to send the object and then they send it back like cased. Damn. I just got a graded Skyrim.

I was telling these guys. Damn. Yeah, I got a graded Drake May rookie card. Very nice. That's not worth shit. It will be. He's a bust. It will be. He's a bust. He sucks. That's not worth shit. It will be he's a bust. It will be he's a bust He sucks. It definitely will be it's gonna be worth millions one day. Well, they need a line help on what's it graded?

I don't know To be honest, I haven't looked at it. Yeah a guy at the Seattle shows gave me three cards One of them is for you. Actually, I forgot to bring it in they're sick cards But there's a there's a post-it note over the trick. May I want one? I haven't looked at it yet. Which one? Someone on the Eagles. Sick. And there's one for Mooc as well. I don't know why they didn't bring one for you. They probably, they like got one for you and the boys, got brought one for the boys and it was just me, me, Brown, Mooc. Does he think that you're Mooc? He might think you're mook.

Does that hurt your feelings? What does that make you think? Makes me want some Burger King right now. That'd be delicious. Love BK. Mooks broke ass only raised $11,000. That video was nuts. I watched that video of Dave and I was like, damn. Yeah, that was like that's pretty harsh

Like he thought about if he'd pick up eleven thousand dollars from the ground. I know I was crazy For like a very worthwhile call. Also. Yeah Luke was like pretty stoked as he should be Yeah, like I didn't stream for like nine hours What what did Dave specifically say? They were doing like the unnamed show, right? Or was it the rundown? It was one of those things. And someone was like, oh, we got this on the notes.

They were like, Mooc raised $11,000 for this kid on his stream. Not this kid, but the Julio family. Oh, sorry, I didn't know who it was. I didn't know. Yeah. Oh, she has breast cancer now. Yeah, so.

I apologize. I didn't know who it was for, but they were like, yeah, it was like they raised a ton of money, $11,000, and Dave was like, ton of money. That's pretty much, that was pretty much the gist of it, yeah. But that is kinda out of touch. That is.

And then he went on to say it's not a ton of money, and that, yeah, he would hesitate to pick it up off of the ground. I had no idea you were such a fan of out of touch. That is. And then he went on to say it's not a ton of money and that, yeah, he would hesitate to pick it up off of the ground. I had no idea you were such a fan of Barstool. Me? Do you consume a lot of Barstool? He consumes everything. He doesn't miss a thing. On the slyest.

He's low-key gas. No, not at all. Big stoolie. That was like a pretty big one. He's low-key gas. I look at the Reddit. Viva, brother. I look at the Reddit and I saw that on the Reddit. What's your favorite thing I've done?

V for Viva. You? Yeah. KB is shit. That hurt me so bad. I love that shit you and KB did. Nick, I love that KB video. It's the funniest shit of all time. KB Nick. Nick, you've been time. KB Nick.

Nick, you've been crushing those KB videos. I've been out on the street with you and that's happened. And it's always the funniest shit. That never happens. It's happened. We got one comment where we had lumped in as one. But there was one comment. On KB's video.

I forget what it was, but somebody commented like, Nick and KB need to do more together. It's like, that just means we need to do more Yeah, every time I go every time like me and ron go on the yak together people are like man I miss Ronan says so much and then when you are on we didn't die You know we still do our own way to hear them. Yeah Yeah, nobody ever puts me with anyone else. I'm a lone wolf. Yeah, you're your own man Good I am a else. I'm a lone wolf. Yeah, you're your own man. It's another way to say it

Good. I am a rock I am an island Is that simon paul simon? Well, yeah, what's that? And garfunkel what song? I think i'm a rock or something probably i'm a rock. Yeah, and then there's i'm an island which is on the deluxe version You know what song I listened to this morning that that Bruno Mars song where he's like Today I don't feel like he's lazy and he wants to like have lazy day. He wants to have sex. Yeah What is it called the lazy song? It's the lazy song and then he wanted to be a billionaire in the other one Oh, yeah, I want to be a billionaire so Fucking bad. That's. I wanna be a billionaire. So fucking bad.

That's how I knew how bad he wanted it. Yeah, yeah. Cause he didn't have a size. Right then I knew. Yeah. At first you were like, yeah, I mean we all. I'm not buying it, Bruno.

And then you hear it and you're like, okay, wow, this guy's got gold. He wants it. He deserves it. Him before me. By the way, that hook ends with, the world is unprepared for another billionaire. And yet, since the early 2000s there have been

2087 new billionaires. That's crazy. I think we are prepared. He's also also since that song has come out he's gone in the opposite direction I believe he's in 50 million dollars. He cannot stop placing wages. Is that right? Everything every night. He's doing it. Which sounds like thrilling. He's doing a, I think he's just doing a permanent residency with the MGM. The MGM purchased Bruno Mars for the rest of his life on the cheap. He was in $50 million in debt to them.

Of gambling. Of gambling. But I think he had like a $50 million marker and he was getting paid like $300 million or something like that. So I think that they just maybe had to garnish what they're paying him. I think he was getting paid more than his debt.

He's a level of stardom that I don't think he could ever go broke. I think he can continuously make massive amounts of money. There's an amazing clip of Eminem talking about why he'll never go to the Grammys again. And he says it's because they just parade us all out to try to draw ratings for their shows, but they don't actually award the awards based on merit. And he goes like this year, I'd never, I didn't get album of the year, whatever against that.

I mean, that's crazy. Like who even won that year? And someone in the background goes Bruno Mars. And he goes, well well Bruno Mars is fucking amazing His halftime show was so he's so talented he was so talented I forgot he was five feet Yeah, he's very sure you're 11 that video that photo of him and Taylor Swift next to each other is insane my god Yeah Cocaine is doing back flips in his brain

Cocaine is doing backflips in his brain. Cocaine is working overtime. Dude, I remember that song, uh, Grenade. You ever hear that one? Yeah. Did I ever hear that one? What? What? What is that? Did we ever hear Grenade? It might have 17 billion streams on Spotify.

You ever heard that one? Dude, I'm fucking kidding, man. No, wait, what is that song? How does it go? I used to listen to that song. Dude, that's that song. I could catch a grenade for you. My parents wouldn't let me ever buy,

because this was back when you had to buy songs on iTunes for $1.30. And my parents never let me buy any music, so I would just listen to the sample. The free-field grenade. Listen to the sample of that song non-stop. Oh, so you've never actually heard the whole song That's why you're asking. Yeah, no you're asking we've ever you guys ever heard that whole song. What yeah, what happens? Does he end up catching the trap?

I put my hand on a blade for you or something. Yeah, which doesn't seem too bad Yeah, I put my hand on a boy and just rest your. Yeah, which doesn't seem too bad. Yeah, if you put my hand on a blade. Just rest your hand on it. Yeah. I would do that. I would do that for most. You haven't heard the ending of Grenada? No.

Do you want to do a reveal right now? Crazy. I don't know, I think we get copywritten. So the music video has more views than the population of the world. Everyone has seen it. Literally everyone alive has seen it. Literally everyone alive has seen it. This song is played.

Is he still playing those? Like if he's at, if you go catch him at the MGM tonight, is he still doing those songs? Oh yeah, he'll mix in hits and... But he has so many hits. Does he have new songs though? They, someone said he has like eight wedding songs. Like eight songs that could be your like

walk down the aisle song. Which is..., I feel he was he was being compared to MJ for a minute. Maybe Prince he has I can see that this is crazy. His top five songs are all in the billion club. They're all over a billion. No, top six, seven, eight, he got the Super Bowl. His top 10 is all over a billion. That's top 10. And then you asked us if we heard it. Dude, I don't know. Dude, I'm obsessed with the YouTube videos

of black teens pretending like they're hearing a song for the first time. Oh, I love that shit. Do you think they're pretending? Dude, it's like the national anthem or the birthday song. Yeah. Like, oh shit, this shit's fire. And it makes me feel good.

I feel proud when a black dude listens to Rage Against the Machine. Oh, yeah. Oh, this dude's spit? Yeah. Wait up. It makes me feel good like like I feel proud like when like a black dude listens to rage against the machine Oh, yeah, this dude spit. Yeah Ron I totally forgot to ask did you end up watching any Tommy G or the taboo room? I was there and s I was after the surgery all I was watching was that shit. What did you like him? It was awesome. Did you prefer I only watched I think I only watched Tommy G You didn't watch any of the taboo room. Oh, that's them going to the cities. Yeah Yeah, you want to send that to me? Why didn't you say it to me?

I had to go out of my way to ask I'd like begging for it I wanted that and I told you I wanted it and you said you'd said it to me You want to know what Ron said it pairs incredibly with painkillers. Ah It was I was watching with like the most dangerous driver in New York or whatever. Just a guy who weaves in and out of traffic at 180 miles an hour. He's like, if I kill a family, I deserve to go to jail. Yeah. I totally understand what I'm doing is not safe. My dad had me behind the wheel when I was three years old.

Rowan texted me Wednesday at 2 56. What's the YouTube of the guy who goes to dangerous neighborhoods at 2 59. I said, Tommy G or the taboo room. Quick response. You said you had to beg me for the answer. Well, that's what I mean. Like we talked about on the show.

I had to go out of my way to ask. That's a misnomer, but. This is what it is. If there's a video I want somebody to watch, I my way to ask you. That's a misnomer, but this is what it is. If there's a video I want somebody to watch, I'll send them the video. I was just telling them because I had the flu and I was that's all I watched all week and I was telling them about them and then Ron hit me up and I gave him the answer immediately. Yeah, I face you got to check out the taboo room though. That guy's I kind of like him more than these are two like rival people. There's a bunch of people that do, but I think's the two of the big they go to bad neighborhoods They get they'll go they'll do a video. That's like visiting the worst neighborhood in St. Louis St. Louis

Yeah, and he's like he's sponsored by bulletproof vest companies Yeah, Tommy G Tommy G will just be shirtless and be like hey if you ever in like a shootout like this is my preferred Yeah You guys are gonna love this I want a bulletproof vest. I think they look cool. They look awesome. Yeah, I think Rudy Rudy could rock my girl would wear. Yeah, where would you show up? Would you do it on just a fucking bulletproof that I wouldn't baton? You wouldn't even think about it. No, I'd be like, Oh,

really? What time are we recording today? To the beach, Francis, I can see you going to the beach in a bulletproof vest. I just know the metal detector. Yeah, you just know, like it's an experience. Like, I know I'll feel it once. Yeah, getting shot. No, I know. Yeah. Or like fall off of like, like a bridge or something live. But like, one thing that I will say about those videos about

the Tommy G in the taboo room videos is the interviews make you think that like getting shot might just like for the most part, it's kind of just like it stings. Yeah. Like stings. Like I would rather get shot or stabbed from the videos that I watched. I think I might rather get it. Dude, there's dudes are like, Oh, I've been shot 37 times and you're like what and you're like Oh, yeah, like right here here. They show you all the like happened during the video. Yeah Yeah, yeah gunshots, but that's the gotta be that they're all getting shot with like snub-nosed 2222 and stuff brother you get shot like a 45. There's a hole in your dude They're getting shot with a K with the titties on it. What's an AK with the titties?

brother drums the drums Francis went through this recently. I don't know how people and did you fall into this trap as well? Yeah, you don't know you haven't heard grenade More people should know what a titty mag is then what then what the song grin dude I'm glad you called a mag if you called it a clip We'd have a fucking problem course not or is not mad the mad did he mag that's I guess it's from playing video games Pro drums titties Listen to rap a little bit of young dog a little bit a little bit young Dolph Hey, hey, hey, that'll get you right. Where do you think you're gonna wind up getting shot? I Don't know. I know it will feel feel that sensation once that's a good one. Hey, that'll get you right. Where do you think you're going to wind up

getting shot? I don't know. Um I know it will feel feel that sensation once. That's what would you guys pay say $10,000 to have been shot and stabbed a lot? No. Under the circumstance, there is no um just going to go with no. There are no health risks. You just have the, like the, the scar in the story.

Dude, yeah. So I always like, would it be like a natural situation I'd be in where I'd get shot? Or would it be like a contained environment? What's a natural situation? Like in a shootout, not like somewhere contained. You were just in somewhere on the street and caught a bullet.

You got pulled up. What do you pay 10,000 are you saying? I think I would love to have that. What about getting paid 10,000? No, you don't get, you don't have to feel it. You wake up and you have had. No, I don't really want the complications. No, zero health complications.

So you're asking me if I want scars. Zero health, you get a scar and you get to tell everyone you've been shot. So I thought about, I've talked about this before It's like a tattoo shop But for like we have a shark that'll bite you but we can like get it off and you can get like animal scars or Like a facial like a sword same thing. Yeah, and I would do that dude. I gotta say the parents of women I've dated don't Particularly look fondly on the idea of me having been shot and stabbed a lot. Yeah

It's hard enough convincing them that my comedy career is going well. You just gotta play them the right voicemail. They'll understand. Going down to Cabo with the in-laws this weekend, take your shirt off, they're like, what the fuck? Why is there 30 exit wounds on your back? Okay.

I would do that. That would be easier to explain. You guys can't handle you not. I get paid to eat a seafood tower in the office. Yeah, true, that is true. I've, uh, I said it in a battle rap against the guy, Big T, I was like, when I heard you guys shot, I got jealous.

Exactly. Like, I don't want to be out in the streets dead. I don't know if it ever related to anything less. I have no interest in being shot. Well, at the time I was a battle rapper, and I I was like, well it would do wonders for my street cred. If you right now with your same health could say I got shot five years ago, like I think that's worth it. I think that's valuable. In comedy and social situations and impressing people.

But what would be the experience? Because like the way you're saying is that you just wake up one day and you're shot. You don't have the experience. It's like a fake magical situation. So you just get to make up your story every time. You have it. You have an experience. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, would be way cooler. I don't know if it would be cooler. Rather than like you're just on the streets. They'd be like, well, then what do you they'd be like, well, you had to have done do something. Yeah. Oh, there was a child that was about

to get shot. Yeah, that's nice. What about got shot 30 times and then stabbed on top of it? They'd be like, okay, so who were you serial raping? Yeah, yeah. No, children. Were you molesting? No, you're stopping. So you're saying you're victim blaming essentially You're like I was asking for your before I got you get shot 30 times and stabbed on top of it Yes, I thought you like 50 cent 50 cent got shot nine times exactly and he probably did some bad things Yeah, so 30 It's like that old like and you're saying 30

Remember the old MGK headliner was like machine gun. Kelly was punched in the chest 55 times. It's from like the New York post. It was like, wow. Was he being resuscitated? 55 punches. I mean, that's like, that's over a minute of punching. Yeah, and he just drowned. All the time. Was it Wendy Pepperport?

He's like not guarding. Come on machine gun, wake up! I'm a little bit jealous of Chef Donnie's friend, he's a professional skier, but he was in that plane that flipped upside down on the runway. In Toronto? Yeah. No way. Yeah. Really?

Yeah, he was the one that took the video, I think, that Tim Dillon made fun of. Really? He did, yeah. As he was getting off? Yeah. That is so, I bet Chef Donnie's super jealous. Chef Donnie would have to be jealous.

I want it just as an excuse to never fly again. Oh, you want to get John Madden around in an RV or whatever? Yeah. I would have loved that experience. I wouldn't hate that because statistically speaking. It won't happen again. It will never happen to you again. Gambler's fallacy.

If that's your one crash. So be it. Gambler's fallacy. So be it. Dude, I don't know, man. I think anyone that went through that, I would bet that the majority of the people on that flight now have major flight anxiety, major.

I think well earned. Yeah. Yeah. Except for Donnie's daredevil buddy. Yeah, right. Oh yeah, you know he- Let's do it again. Yeah, he was one of those. This is amazing.

Let's crash, that'd be the worst addiction. One of those guys is like, I actually like turbulence. Yeah. It's like a free roller coaster. Like dude, I hope, I wish nothing but the worst for you. Everybody who says they like the feeling tattoos is a liar. It's the same type of person as what tattoos actually feel good. Oh, yeah. Same exact person is the people that wear

shorts all the time. Yeah. What do you feel it's under 20 today? I didn't even know. Yeah. Yeah. I got worn knees. My knees run hot. Fat boys have to do that. fat boys do have to do that respect to a 300 plus brother that has to do something like that. Yeah, they struggle with pants and shirts I'm saying they run hot They're on hot, but it's also it's tough to find a good pair of slacks for those guys I feel bad for those guys because six ways 96 30

Where you guys got any 96 30s in here Where's the opening Spinning it That's gotta be the worst going into like an old Navy and you gotta go up to the count. You guys are everything over 74 ways their pants can only be made by like machine. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's literally they're what they're doing, I think,

is they're just taking eight pairs of pants and sewing them into one. Right. And this has the fat people's pants has like eight legs. Just 12 pockets. We don't have any that size, but we do have a pair of tandem shorts for Siamese twins. We can get you in those.

We could try that. I think we got a tarp in the back. Some good old fashioned fashion people. Can sew that into you. What's like the biggest waste you can buy on Amazon? Because like 50s are humongous. I mean, didn't you buy the long ones? I had to get those custom made. Okay, but that was a joke that

never panned out. It's always the worst. I know because I went to a tailor to get pants that were 33 like 97. Yeah, Guinness Book of World Record biggest waist Walter Hudson 119 inches, which is 3.02 meters. That doesn't do anything. people can't even like run that long I mean that's tough that's a broad jump yeah how many yards is that that's what I need my brother was your side weight no what is that? No, three yards. Yeah. That's like Rashad Penny's average carry. Yeah. There we go.

Oh man. Respect to that brother. Respect to Rashad, of course. Much love. Fan of the pod. Is he? Oh yeah. Big time. This guy was in New York. Wow. The big boy. We've had this conversation before. Like the biggest. This guy was in New York. Wow. The big boy. We've had this conversation before. Like, yeah, we talked about if we had any of the top 10 biggest in the office in New York, and then we were thinking about it and we were like, now there's definitely some dudes that are

just like tucked away somewhere in fucking midtown on like the 90th floor of some building that just hasn't moved in 10 years. There's a dude somewhere in New York, in Manhattan right now that weighs over 2,000 pounds. You think so? Yeah, 100%. Like he's like a part of the building. He's a part of it. Yeah, he is the walls. Dude, that would suck to find out your apartment is just a dude. It's just one guy. You try to move into an apartment, it's just a guy. Try to move into an apartment. It's just a guy part of it like grandmother willow. Face in the wall. I just pictured the dude in seven. The whole apartments. Yeah. They had to that they that they made he made eat to death. Who's now skinny right? What? Who's now skinny? Is that the actor I think it is? He loves from remember the titan. No, he lost a lot of weight. He's now he's now skinny

yeah meatloaf is that yeah meatloaf is dead oh who am I thinking oh was that guy like uh this is us or something like that or he was in one of the prissy mess the woman him oh no I'm thinking of the big brother who was in uh remember the titans the white boy he lost a lot of weight he's the skinny guy now yeah he's skinny what was he in The white boy. My name is Earl. The fat boy. See in my name is Earl. Maybe the fat white boy Fat white the fat white who's in American history X? Yeah, he was reacts to beautiful eyes. I never watched I never watched that full movie. It was too dark You'll be quoting it next episode. I Will say to be fully honest. I actually never even got past the curb stomping.

It was heavy. That's really early in the movie. Yeah, it's the opening scene. I saw that and I said, that's good enough for me. I get the gist. I remember thinking curb stomping necessarily kills someone. Yeah, yeah. It does, but I don't think it does.

I don't think it does in that scene. Tony Soprano curb stops a guy. I think there's like a little bit of, you have to, there's a little bit complicitness in the person who opens their mouth to bite the curb. I was gonna say, like, how do they get them to stay? I would not, I would be... I'd be like, dude, can you just stop?

I'd be trying everything. Dude, I've always thought, like, if I was getting jumped, I figured shitting. Yeah, I gotta be shitting. I you just stop trying every dude? I've always thought like I was getting jumped I figured shitting. I gotta be shitting shitting and pissing Comes up near the bar wants to fight. I'm gonna start beating. Yeah. Yeah off a second. Yeah screaming screaming in Jack screaming and screaming and jacking Yes, no one tried that I don't scare out any time we have a decent success rate I bet you because the dude that wants to fight you at a bar is so afraid of being gay True what about gay bars? You don't think there's ever rumbles at gay bars. I mean stone street, I guess

Yeah That's just a fight. Stone Street. So I'm bumped. I got a little too carried away that night. Isn't it stone? It's stone wall. Stone wall. Stone wall.

Stone wall, right? Yeah, that's right. Oh, Eric Stone Street is the guy. He's the guy. I'm sure there's probably gay bar. I'm sure there's probably fights at gay bars, but I bet they're diffused pretty easily. And I bet they don't get kicked out either. I bet they're like,

we're gonna be on our best behavior from now on, boys. Yes. As part of our... Yes. Oh, yes, I guess. I'm sorry. Jesus. As part of our final, like, initiation thing

for our, basically our frat, we had to go to a gay bar in Boston called Ramrod. Ah. And it was not an effeminate gay bar at all. Masculine gay bar. It was like. Ramrod makes it seem like it's dudes that fuck hard. Truckers and like biker gangs that were gay.

I mean, and there were pool tables, like. Guys were wearing like a leather cabbies hat and like biker gangs that were gay. I mean, and there were pool tables, like. Guys who were wearing like a leather cabbies hat and like a vest and white beater under their head, choker type shit. They were manly, Navy seal looking gay men. I was talking about that with someone recently cause there was, I was doing a show at the stand and there was these two old dudes on the right,

and someone said, when I got off stage, someone was like, oh, those guys are, they were like, I was like, those guys are really good, and someone was like, oh, the gay guys? And I was like, those guys were gay? Wait, but they were jacked. I was like, how could they be gay? And then I was thinking, I was like,

I guess, because all those guys, it wasn't like they were coming out when they were in fucking middle school, and I guess if you come out when you're like 50, it's not like all of a sudden you're just like time to change up the wardrobe. Time to start. We're trying to start wearing like like leggings with sparkles on them. You think the younger you come out, the gayer you become?

Oh, I think 100 percent. Yeah, absolutely. Because you haven't been a firm for as long. Yeah, like actually older gay couples were like Tommy Hill figure Yeah, not aka. Yeah, but don't you think that some of them are like trying to make up for lost time? And so they'll turn it into overdrive right there Friday nights might get a little out of hand But I from that I mean, yeah, they might not dress crazy, but they'll suck for yeah No, it's a well-conceived thing within arms or eat But you gave it to tell how long somebody's been gay by the amount of sequins they have

is great. Oh, I think that's really what it's like. I mean, I know they've been gay forever, but I think, like, if you decide, okay, I'm publicly gay when you're 50, it's like, well, I'm not gonna stop wearing my Stan Smiths all the time. I've been wearing these my entire life. Might as well ride out light. I don't want to flip my closet.

My Carhartt jackets warm. Because you know the gays hate shopping. Yeah. But what if they do want to make up for last time and they just go fully into the other? I think that probably happens too. Yeah. So I guess what you're saying is that there's really

no pattern or predictability at all. Gays aren't a monolith, I guess is what you're saying. I think what I'm saying is the younger you come out, the gayer you are. I think he's right. But is there a way to tell? Yeah. Is that how war in the back of their throat is?

When you watch a Thai volleyball player who's eight years old who will bump it and then just be like. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I feel like I've seen that. I thought I think it was like a basketball player though. Yes. The basketball player we shot. Is that the same guy? No, it's it's it's better and younger. It's so gay. It's so funny. The one, yeah, the ones who start early, it's like specializing

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for $20 off. Down on the Game Time app today. What time is it? Game Time. And then the kid across from him hits the little, oh my God. So impressively gay. So gay.

And it's because they came out and they were able to come out super early. Some kids will get held back just to be better at gay. Yeah. They want another gay. They'll get held back a couple of years. Dude, a 13 year old gay compared to an 11 year old gay. I mean, I was so straight, I skipped a grade.

What? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because they're going to private school and held that. They were like, we don't need him any more time. We know he's... They're trying to add. They're trying to add or all.

They're trying tutors. Trying poppers. Turns out he's just gay. They're doing the travel circuit. AAU. Do you hear they're banning poppers? Yeah, I did hear that. They're tough.

Tough for the gay community. It's insane. And I have to look. Yeah, I did hear that. They're tough. Tough for the gay community. It's insane. And absolute.

Yeah, I was. You're gonna have to naturally loosen their assholes? I always almost enjoyed that. Yeah. Poppers? Yeah, I always thought it was a nice sensation. I'll be honest, I fucking love them. Every time I ever did poppers, I was like, this is unbelievable.

But why? I don't know. It's like adjacent, I think, to like opiate. I think there's like a warmth. I've never done a popper. I can't even remember what it is. Sell them at like every gas station or like any bodega in New York. And what is it exactly?

Just like chemicals. You sniff it. You smell it. And what is it exactly? Just like chemicals. You sniff it. You smell it. And then relax the ass. It's like a strong nicotine buzz. Is it like smelling salts? No. It's a liquid.

It's like the opposite of smelling salts. It's ingested the same way, but it has like a head rush warmth, like an immediate like buzz to it. That's pretty fleeting. But I think they're pretty big in the gay community. I think it opens your butt. I supposedly I never felt that I first time I did. I was really crazy. And I never did.

Yeah, it would be nice if you really had to take a dump and just have a pop or buy a toilet. Can you feel the tightness of your own ass? Like I can't tell I couldn't tell you what it is right now, no. No, right now I'm at a neutral. In this movie that I watched, this British spy movie, they said tightening the asshole will help you pass a polygraph.

Really? Clenching your asshole tighter will help you pass a polygraph. I feel like that would be the opposite. Yeah, looser ass. I feel like looser ass. I'd be flying, you're passing with flying colors. Or maybe you have a different baseline or something.

If you hold it tight at the beginning, you're always at that tight ass baseline. Yeah, yeah, true. That would make sense. You know? Yeah, this guy's just tight. He's always like this. He's always a little tight.

When is that tech gonna improve drastically to the point where we're fucked and they're mobile? Yeah, yeah, I was going to figure that out. And you could download it on your phone. That would be bad. Polygraphs, whatever dudes are developing that are just not letting that get into the hands of women. Society crumbles the moment polygraphs are accessible.

Yeah. But they're also not really like, I feel like they're kind of getting phased out because they can't be used in court. Yeah, the old school. Yeah. But a part of me is like, even if it isn't it's such a funny, what a funny concept it is, we're gonna do we're gonna do we're gonna invent something to see if you're lying.

Are you telling us the truth? What is its success rate? Like, I don't even know. I think it's decently hot. I think it is like pretty accurate. But I think it's not high enough that they can use it to like put someone in jail for life. But it tests like, how, how can it's not high enough that they can use it to like put someone in jail for life But it tests like how how can it be that accurate it tests your heart rate? Yeah

So if you're just like a stone-cold liar, but I'd be nervous if I was being pressed I would that right exactly There's all kinds of signs right there's like people who administer polygraphs are trained to know what to read But I'm like skittish as is. So there's different. Dilation of pupils, sweaty hands, I don't know. But there's also that chemical, right? What is sodium? There is like a, yeah.

Like a truth serum. There is a truth serum, but it can fuck with you. I don't know, I've seen it. It was in, I think the movie. All that shit should be illegal. Illegal? Yeah. I think it is. I don't want the fucking police giving me truth serum.

I don't think the police are giving it out. I think it is illegal. Ah, okay. I don't want them giving me a polygraph either. Right. I don't even want them fucking going through my mail. Yeah. Or my trash.

Well, I guess what... I want to get those tapes of the game warden. How do I do that? Is that...are you guys fucking with me? Is that actually something I can't get? That was on the last episode. How do I do that? Is that, are you guys fucking with me? Is that actually? No, no, that's, yeah, yeah. That was on the last episode. No one knows who you're talking about.

I know. So pretty much we did two episodes. Well, this is our third episode. First episode, no good. It was fine, but it was just a bicker fest. First episode, no good. You and Francis had like a, you recounted an argument. It was like a weird, like, yeah.

I enjoyed it. Feels like we're about to do it again. It was more of a therapy session than it was anything else and it ended up like everybody just saying like we're either happy for you or proud of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really happy for you guys. Like you're you can be great dude. That's all I want. Yeah, it wasn't. I kind of love here and I kind of want you to do it again. No, but I will tell, I will retell my, well, I will shortly retell my story with the Game Ward. And pretty much I got stopped by the Game Ward in like 30 minutes into fishing in Washington.

And the dude was like, are you gonna, like he was asking me all the questions. He checked my license, had my license. Shorter, shorter. Everything was going well. Then he goes, do you know the rules and regulations of the river? And I was like, I do.

Barbelous hooks and catch and release. And he was like, yeah, barbelous hooks. He's like, and he's like, you know, man, like barbelous hooks, like it's, they're so good. Just like it, it just takes so much stress off of like the fish. It's great. Like it makes it easier for them.

Gives them a better chance of living. And I was like, dude, totally. I was like, me and my friends, we try to fish barbelous like as much as we possibly can and he was like you mind if I just like take he's like you might just take a look at your fly real quick just like double-check and I was like dude obviously and then I handed him my fly and there was a massive barb sticking off the side of it yeah and what do you know idea he was like ah he was like confused he's like yes he was like

you just told me you fish barbless. Why the fuck? Why do you thought you were a sociopath? Yeah, he's like, I need to put this kid on a polygraph. Yeah, now. And he was like, he I remember him like holding the fly and being like, so this is tough. Because you just told me you knew the regulations and then you listed them all off for me. And he's like, and now you're not following the regulations. And so ignorance, I pretty much I was like, dude, I mean, I was for me and he's like now you're not following the regulations and so I pretty much I was like dude I mean I was I genuinely hadn't I did how did you

not know you were barbed cuz it's you did first of all I've never been stopped by a game warden in a million years where I was I never I didn't think I was gonna see another person did you not know you were barbed I did not know I was barbed we're gonna look at the footage I went to a fly shop and a lot of the most of the flies that I got were already barbless hooks. You can call that police department and get your footage. Right, we'll get a FOIA. I have to call them?

Well, how do you think you were gonna get it? I thought it was like something like you filled out. No, I know that. You just get the body cam footage. You just get it? And how would you say that? What? Go on.

What do you guys got? It's not how this works. Continue. Sidebar. We'll wait. Pronounce that out loud. Hymeny? Yeah. Hymeny? Hymeny. And what does that mean? Hymen? Of the hymen. Oh no, I didn't. Bone thugs. Well, okay, so Kyle's pointing out the fact that obviously Oregon has a 10 cent deposit on bottles. Oregon? Sorry, your story wasn't good. Let's talk about the bottle.

Yeah, this was not supposed to make the bottle. Three states have five cent returns. Those are Hawaii, Maine, and New York. And then it says California CRV, CTRV. I don't know what that means. But it is interesting that there are so few states that do the rebates on the bottles. And what it means is that in Maine, where I grew up, we used to do bottle drives for our soccer program. And we would go with the girls teams in the backs of trucks. And we'd go around all the neighborhoods and in town

and get, ask people if they had extra bottles that they didn't need or like they were throwing out their bottles and we would take them and we would raise thousands of dollars for, you know, jerseys and things like that. And then in New York, it has spawned an entire industry of people from the continent of Asia to lug shopping carts that they've stolen and collect bottles from trash cans and get rebates.

I heard from my doorman that it's like a territorial thing, that if you start picking up in somebody else's area that a boss boss can be called and like you can get, I guess ex-communicated from the area. Who's the boss? I don't know. Drashman or Triad. Every time I see one of those people, I start trying to guess how much money is in their bag,

similar to how you would try to guess how many candy corn were in a jug around Halloween to win some sort of a gift card. A pizza party at school. Yeah, and I realized that at five cents a bottle, those bags that are the size of hot air balloons are have like $18 in them. Damn, I always thought they were rich.

I know. And I think to myself, well, I have in my wallet right now, I have 16 hours of redemption work. Exhibit A, yeah. And I could give this person like a day off with a 20. Exactly. They wouldn't take the day off. I think they with a 20 exactly I think they would like just don't take your 20 to buy bottles buy a 12 pack of Diet Cokes and

just pour them out on that's huge oh my god my day is made a 32 pack of water life-changing by the redemption machine you know where I can dump these when I lived in Bushwick one time it was on Jefferson Street and one time they blocked off the street because there was an 18-wheer that pulled onto the street and with the 18 wheeler, there was a group of people pulling boxes of bottles out of a house. I'm not even sure what level of the house, if it was a basement or a top level, until they filled an 18 wheeler with bottles that they had been storing inside. But still, how much is that?

Like $300? Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I mean think about this right so it kind of feels like $300 of bottles is What fifth is it? 15,000 bottles Is that right? Here's 70 bucks, so yeah 0.5 or 0.5. Three three hundred dollars. There's it's it's whatever.

It's not even 20 20 bottles in a dollar. Right. So how many 20 times 300? It's six thousand six thousand bottles. Six thousand for three hundred dollars. What am I doing? I'm fucking exhausted all of a sudden. Yeah, same. $6,000 bottles. For $300. What am I doing? I'm fucking exhausted all of a sudden. Yeah, same. You need this nose surgery.

Oh wait, you had it. I had it. I don't think I've said it this episode yet, but I'm running off one hour of sleep right now. You gotta drop it in, why not? Nah, bro. Cut that. We'll cut that.

No one wants to hear that shit. You want people to know when you're suffering. It's kind of like a bragging rights thing. No one wants to hear that shit. You want people to know when you're suffering It's kind of like a bragging rights thing. No one wants to hear that shit Bob Dylan Lyric. That Irish Catholic bullshit He brags of his misery He likes to live dangerously Trash ass rhyme scheme. Not actually not really. No, extremely trash. It's actually my favorite song of all time. Well the rhyme scheme is trash misery He brags of his his misery he likes to live dangerously trash and when bringing a name up he speaks in a farewell I know. It better be. You listen to him for 1,500 hours.

I know. 10,000 hours probably. Shout out Dylan, fan of the pod, friend of the pod. Robert Zimmerman. Is that your number one? Is that your number one on Spotify? It varies. It's usually either him or Mac Miller for 50 cent.

Or Drake. 50 cent is up there. 50 cents top number one every year. Yeah, a little 50 cent is up there 50 cents top number one year yeah a lot 50 cent got a damn it doesn't get much better than get Richard Dodge Ryan that album is just a work of art yeah I think it's top 10 I mean we in the club all the time pop pop oh dude now that I'm in New York I've been trying to I want to like do you guys have a contingency plan if a tick tocker comes up to you and it's like what song are you listening to?

Yeah, I like a song my song was when I used to think about it My song was always visions of vision visions of Johanna. Okay, that was my go-to But what's your you got a lot of you got a lot a plan grenade grenade by Bruno Mars and they're like That's the fucking 15th person to death. But I was like, I want to walk around like Washington Square Park with headphones. What would you say? I don't know.

Yeah, you gotta. I want to be like, I want people in the comments, like I want three people to know it and be like, that guy knows his shit. Yeah, exactly. Bela Fleck and the Flecktones maybe. That'd be cool. That and like, they'll come up to you and they'll be like, name your four. Can you name your

four favorite black people? And so I do have that one. What's that? So that would be I do Serena Williams. Good. I would do thank you. Thanks, man. Andre 3000. Great. I think I man. See, he only knows two black. No, no, no. I'll do Tiger Woods and I'll do Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z. It's all a Yeah, I like that. I fuck with that. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, But that was a crazy tweet. I wonder what my top four. Yeah, respect our privacy. Yeah Don't post it. I Think my top four black dudes LeBron one

Gibbs to mere Gibbs to go Robert Zimmerman. Well Robert some rooms white chapelle chapelle up there But like I'm trying to think of like really like top four 50 cent 50 cent for sure there you have 50 cent LaMare LaMare's up there a Marshall a Marshall's up there for sure huh Patbahev that's a black guy who's my four? But like, if they come up to you, you can't spout them off too fast, because it's like you were expecting it.

Yeah, yeah. But you can't take too long, because I like, yeah. Nate Marshall. My buddy Nate. Yeah. My favorite four black guys? Probably the four groomsmen I had at my wedding. Yeah, yeah.

I had to guess. Here's my two gay dad to adopt to me. My dad, yeah at my wedding. Yeah, yeah. I had to guess. It's my two gay dads who adopted me. My dad, yeah, my dad and my three brothers. Yeah. Yeah. Are you Mark Wahlberg? Tyrese, 103,000. Yeah.

Fuck yeah. But like how many, we were up, we were playing this at dinner yesterday. How long you could go naming white people, but if you paused for five seconds, you are out. Oh, that's a fun game. Yeah. It's harder than you think.

It's much harder than you think. I love games like that. Did we ever play the game? Famous white people? Did we ever play the- Yes. You can't just name your friends. Historical works though.

Did we ever do the one, so you got the other words, the one where it's like you do celebrities, then we tried to do on the Yak and it failed brutally. I think I proposed it and no one wanted to do it and then we did it and everyone got out in the first round because they didn't want to play. But it's the one where you do,

it's got to be someone famous and you got to do like, you start with Adam Sandler, someone with an A, Adam Sandler and then the next person has to do a famous person whose name starts with an S. Oh yeah, I think that's very fun. Yeah, I love that game. And then the double name reverses back. Yeah, I think it's a fun game.

But that game, dude, that game I used to think was hard and then you play it as an adult and you'll be like on hour six. And you're like, I kind of just like know a lot of names of famous people. I did horrible on the white people. I panicked. It's hard.

George Washington, George Bush, and I said, Max Struce. And then I was out. Oh, it's never good when you're diving into the bag deep on like the third round. Yeah. Streus should have been like, yeah. What about all the other presidents? You know them.

Yeah, but I felt like that was cheap. But even then, like, I got like 10 to 20 seconds of ripping off presidents. Yeah, you can do that. Are you not doing it or you're just doing it yourself? Oh, that's crazy. Like I remember like when we would do that game, we would, me and my buddies would be on like a road trip and we'd do it. And like if you'd get hit with like a W early

and you'd be like, no, you hit him with Walt Whitman. Always, always Walt Whitman. I'd always throw out some rant, like some answer that you got to like, you got to like justify that the person actually is famous. I'd always throw out some rant, like some answer that you gotta like justify that the person actually is famous. I hate that though. I would always throw out, I used to be big into like skiing

and I used to throw out their profession. I'd be like, Gus Kenworthy. And everyone would be like, who the fuck is that? I'd be like, he was in the Olympics, he won bronze. That was that gay dude. Remember him? Yep.

Yeah. Rescued all the dogs. I thought his tricks were better. He was pretty gay. Because he did the thing where he would actually hook his leg around the other one. Which I just couldn't understand. You know who else was sick? Was Nick Gepper. Yeah, Nick Gepper.

He was awesome. They were skiing on on Saturday or Sunday on like ABC. Is it broadcast like that? I would have never even... This was like you had an eye to it if it weren't for you two ski buffs. Who was the guy that was from like the Netherlands or some shit? Bode Millen. Henrik Harleit. Hey, he's fucking awesome.

Well, he just had the coolest style. I still watch his shit. He wasn't necessarily the best year. No. Dude, by the way, that sport has come leaps and bounds since that Olympics. Really? Yeah, in that Olympics, the most spins were, they would do like a whatever, 16, 20.

Now they're doing like 23, 40s. Really? Yeah, dude. Go watch the X Games from this year. It doesn't even get that much hype. That's crazy. And you're like, I've never seen someone spin the year. It doesn't even get that much hype. That's crazy. And you're like, I've never seen someone spin the weight. Why aren't they just taking off?

Yeah. I remember seeing, because when Nick Gepper won, he did like, what was the thing he did? It was like, it was like a triple, I think it was like a triple cork, 1620 or something like that. That's probably it. Misty.

This is a long time ago and not interesting. It's interesting to me. But I feel like your friends in the car who are like, who are these people? Yeah, we don't know them. I'm just taking a trip down memory lane right now to be honest. Sadie's finding second and third wins. Yeah. Hey, Henry, Henry, Henry, what is his name? Henry Carlote. That guy. Undeterredeterred, Wu Tang is for the children, remember that? He had the gloves. Well, he was really good at the- Is that how you do the Wu Tang?

That's what he would do. He would go like this, he'd go, Wu Tang's for the children. That's the sign language Napoleon Dynamite. That was his thing. He would do, I don't know, he would do it all. He would do all these cool hand gestures. He had these cool gloves.

He was really good at the the the lip Contest yeah when they go over then do the nose butter and stuff yeah Yeah, people are probably praying for an ad break right now now our viewers love this shit They love when we just talk about nothing I think that was fucking amazing episode. That's why we're better every week That's why we should have kept the first episode. No, I know our viewers, they wouldn't have liked the first episode. Would it cause too many problems?

Should we find out who has to get wet? Was that call in the first episode? When you got a call from Big Cat? Yeah. That was hilarious. Yeah, the most yak call ever. Yeah. It's like, oh fuck, the boss is calling. Yeah. Kyle, you gotta wear fuck, the boss is calling me. Kyle, you gotta wear a suit for a week.

Yeah. I thought he was like, I was like so ready to talk about wrestling. Why don't you talk about wrestling on here? I can talk about it real quick. I went to the NCAA championships. Did you have better seats than Musk? Yes. They sat Musk and Don. Wait, Musk? Elon Musk was there.

Why? Staring at nothing in particular. He had no idea what was happening. Damn. But I got finals tickets like good seats and decided to leave before the last match to beat the crowd. So I get an easy Uber because the guy wrestling is Gable Stevenson. He's an Olympic champion. Never lost. He's he lost like his freshman year, but he's like, you know, I told my friends like he's that's a lock to win. Like everyone agreed that he was a lock to win. Were you saying that at the office to tell people to bet on I plead it with I told people to

bet $10,000 on him because he was like minus 600. You told Hank that it was. I told Hank you have to bet 10, like bet 30,000 if you can. And I was so jealous you were like a guy with a tip. I went and told people and I got Eddie to do it. Oh.

Did Eddie do it? I think. Well, that was the, like the beauty of the moment. He ended up losing. You told me to empty my bank account. Were you pissed that you missed it? Yes. Yeah, it was like the greatest upset in wrestling history. Like people are talking about how blessed am I to have been able to witness this live like

or even the people who watched it on God bless you like they got to see. I think you at least watch it on the scheme? I watched it. I watched the live update on track wrestling of just the two going to a five. Damn. What do you add in the pin? That sick takedown? The takedown, yeah. That's kind of how I felt on Friday.

I went fishing and I was supposed to be, obviously major two was happening For the CDL, right? Yeah, and for the commercial driver's license Was and optic was playing around noon and I didn't I was like, I'm not gonna watch they're gonna get owned three It again and they ended up three and owing and I missed it. Wow history was made the exact same thing Did you see Toronto ultra? I did you show deceived go Joe deceives and then Joe with two E's. Is it Joey? Probably Joey. Then X clean. I'm telling you guys, it clean X. You guys got to get into it. It's the it's the best. I understand it. Like I understand from an entertainment

entertainment. It's entertaining to watch people that are really good at something. They're stimulating. You get to watch you. These majors they're at like a massive arena. It's entertaining to watch people that are really good at something. It's very stimulating. These majors, they're at like a massive arena. It's like the Thursday to Friday will be completely empty. And then like the big day is like Saturday, Sunday. It'll be like a full arena. And they're like, are you ready for Vancouver Surge.

And then they walk out. And then they walk out of a tunnel and it's just like four like chubby dudes wearing like skin tight, like gaming jerseys. Are they whooping up the crowd? No, not at all. Dude, they're like the most autistic guys of all time. What's the point of the jersey performance?

That's their, that's their team. That's the branding. But like the, it's like, it's the least flattering material for a boy built that way. Oh yeah. 100%. Why don't they just do polos? A lot of them do, a lot of them do the move where they got the sweatshirt underneath. That's what I do. Yeah.

Throw the shirt on top. Dude, I'm too self-conscious to wear the dozen trivia uniforms. I have a hoodie on every single time. It's, it's hilarious. And then- I guess we do have trivia. We do have trivia uniforms here, we do that with trivia. We got to walk our team has gone through more pyro. Rebrands. Yeah.

But it's like, do they come out and there's like there's like smoke shooting up. And then it's just like these dudes who are like they're all just like the nerdiest fat dudes of all time. And like one of them just won't have shoes on. And it's funny, too, because like I was thinking about it, because I was like, what do you mean he doesn't have shoes on them just won't have shoes on. And it's funny too, cause like I was thinking about it, cause I was like, what do you mean he doesn't have shoes on? They won't wear shoes. They? Like there's players that will just not wear shoes.

Why? Sensory stuff? Why won't they just wear shoes? They don't want to play video games with their shoes on. Asian household. Yeah. They have game on the floor. And they have like a coach.

So funny. So they go, a grand entrance, then they just sit in their game. Are there like subs? Then they just sit. What? They have game on the floor and they have like a coach So fun, so they go a grand entrance and they just sit in their game Are they like so and they just they just sit what they have subs they have like set the line up They have like subs but like they they don't ever play. All right. Here's a question our Would I be able to watch them and realize how good they are? Or is it that they are playing against other people who are so good that it all looks kind of looks kind of cool It's like you would you'd be able to see like if someone gets a triple or something, you'd be like, oh, that person just popped off. But you wouldn't understand how hard it would be for

the best person that you know at video games to go... If I found the best person, say even the best person that like follows me on Twitter, so that's like say now you got like there's like two hundred thousand people. The best person out of all those people that I post a lot of stuff about video games, I probably have a lot of people that are good at video games that follow me. That best person would get, they wouldn't get a single kill in one of those games. Yeah, well. Well, it was nice hearing about your wrestling experience.

Yeah. I thought that. Anything else? I'm more interested. I don't think I cut about your wrestling experience. Yeah. I thought that was- Yeah, I'm more interested in this. I don't think I cut off the wrestling story at all. I didn't say you did. It was a nice segue.

I hate when people do, when you guys do that, it pisses me off. What? When you went in and I like, I follow up with something and then you're like, well, I guess, I guess we were done with KB's story. Don't look at me. I haven't talked in 45 minutes.

Yeah, cause you're fucking asleep. I've looked over multiple times and your eyes have been fully closed. I'm so sorry. I don't talked in 45 minutes. Yeah, cause you're fucking asleep. I've looked over multiple times and your eyes have been fully closed. I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened. There's nothing that makes a storyteller feel better when somebody's dead asleep. That makes me want to continue the tale.

This is the middle of the day for you right now. Dude, I'm on West Coast time. I'm sorry, but we should end it. It's late. Yeah. Yeah, that's the other thing. end it. Yeah, it's late. Yeah Yeah, that's the other thing just for the record at 7 p.m We started out when we typically record the pod. I think we were started recording around when 10 No, the five of us have been doing stuff together since 10. Oh, wow

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