Son of a Boy Dad - STUDIO REVEAL | Son of a Boy Dad #167

Episode Date: January 23, 2024

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All right, we good to go? All righty. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. We are here from HQ3 in our new studio. I hid some champagne behind that picture. Why don't you pop the champagne, Tess? Whoa. I'll pass it over to you. I don't know how to champagne, Sass? Whoa. I'll pass it over to you.

I don't know how to do it, to be honest. Oh, never mind. I can't move it. No, I'm not doing that. Also, I don't like popping champagne. I don't like the... Why? Because I feel like you either got to go for it

or you got to not do it. Is that a joke? Why don't you pop it? Enjoy yourself. I don't want it. Unless you actually got it. It's 7 in the morning, dude. I thought we could party.

I thought just us guys could party. Chris and our new studio celebrate the death of Henry Blodrick. Henry Blowdick. Henry Blowdick? Did he die? No, but something happened with Business Insider a couple weeks ago. I figured we'd pop champagne. Oh, nice.

Along with El Presidente. That would be awesome. Bossman's back in the office, just the way that we're back in the office. I feel like he knew that we'd be back in today, so he wanted to be like, oh, I'm working, I'm working. Yeah, he wanted to capture the vibe. He asked about you. He knew it was going to be a whole thing today. Yeah.

Walking through those doors. He said, is Sass here? No. He would never do that? I said, yeah, I think so. A comfort for you. He has my location already on his phone so he's not going to be asking about where i am he's got an apple tag

on you he knows where i'm at at all times like he's human trafficking you well it just was getting too much because we would always be meeting up for lunch and stuff and now he doesn't have to text me yeah you would always fucking be eating his dick for lunch what do you think a lunch between dave and sass looks? The same thing any conversation with Sass looks like. Sass is in Frank the Tank conversation territory where you say something to him and he gives you exactly half. Hey Sass, how's it going? Hey.

Hey Sass, you have a good weekend? What, you do anything this weekend? It's good. He'll give you half or less. It doesn't sound like me at all it sounds exactly like you honestly i think that frank the tank is more gregarious at this stage in his life dude frank is fucking i don't know frank's a superstar yeah have you seen him like uh the other day we were doing like a frank cooks videos video and Jenks has like an aversion to cheese. Like Jenks can't be around cheese or something like that.

Why? I don't know. I think it makes his tummy hurt or his nervous system glitches out like a spider being tortured. He can't even be around it? He can't be around cheese. That's a tough one to not be around. Because cheese is everywhere. Omnipresent.

Cheese is fucking everywhere you go. But he was like, hey, Frank, I'm getting to the point where I'm going to have to book it. I can't be around this cheese anymore. What? I've never heard of this in my entire life. I swear to God, dude. You couldn't even be in the same room as the cheese. What?

I mean, to be fair, it was a crockpot full of cheese that Frank attacked. I don't think that's fair at all. It was a cauldron. I get like, oh, I can't eat cheese. He was was brewing cheese i can't eat cheese it was like double double trouble like cheese is too much i can't even be near it he couldn't even be in the same vicinity was frank making a fondue uh it was like more of like a cheese dip oh a dip i see yeah some kind of cheese dip or something like that but it was uh so he was around this cheese and he was like, I can't be around this cheese anymore. And Franklin Tank was like, all right, but make sure you make some calls.

So he was like, he released him from being in the cheese vicinity. But he was like, if you're going to stop being around the cheese and not like support me emotionally while I'm doing Frank Cooks, you need to be cold calling. Because that's what they do. Who are who are they calling i think brands ad companies what today he came up or not like they're trying to sell ads they're not ad companies like he today he came up to frank and was like hey i have some good leads on some tops ads so they're trying to get ads from like i don't know fucking baseball cards or something like that. Damn. That's what we needed. They just sell their own ads? I guess.

I think just Jenks and Mikey Betts are just selling their own ads for them now. I feel like Frank has always sold his own ads, though. He's always getting ads from people that no one else at Barstool has ads from. Yeah, like a hot dog company and shit like that. Yeah. Whatever you guys just did with the audio made it sound way better. That was a master stroke right there. Beautifully done. Can we sell our own ads? Because if that's

the case, you're already dressed like... I'm ready. So I went to court today. You're dressed ready to sell ads. How fast were you going? 73 in a 55. Why did you go to court? Because you have a couple of options.

One, you just let them decide what the penalty is going to be, but it was a six point speeding ticket. Six points on my license, which would raise my insurance rates. So you went to save yourself some money down the road. Well, yeah.

You don't want points on your license. I think those take a little while to go away. Right. And so I could have hired a lawyer in the town of Greenberg in White Plains to go to do it for me. Greenberg sounds like a town of lawyers. Sounds like a town exclusively of lawyers. What type of law do you practice? Speeding ticket law.

We'll get you out of your tickets. Because they're Jewish. Totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get it. Or you can go to yourself. So you represented yourself? You went Ted Bundy style.

Yeah. But let me tell you, I had to go to the bathroom so badly, so badly. And it was 27 minutes left in the drive. And I thought, well, I'm not going to pull over. I'm just going to hold it. And then that pain passed. But it would come back every like six minutes how much pain I was in. Wait, I'm confused.

Was it at court? On his way to court. On my way to court. Oh, okay. It took me like an hour to drive there. Bro, we need to check your prostate, bro. I mean, this was just from, I mean, I think drinking a lot of coconut cream cocktails yesterday. Yeah, true.

I thought you were off of alcohol. Oh, you thought that? Yes, you said. I'm restarting July january no but then he also said that he fell off the wagon or but he said on monday when it was me and him he said i broke dry january and i'm going back to it and i said well you that doesn't work i was like you'd have to go through halfway through february and do the full month sober and then he talked me out of it you talked me out of it i definitely didn't you said

don't even the rules you're trying to apply to yourself are wrong you can't take the intermission you told me i couldn't take the intermission on drive january because that's yeah that doesn't i said i had hit a half time where i went into the locker room and had some drinks but it wasn't even a half time he drank three nights in a row and was like smoking weed and doing blow off of like hooker's asses it was quite the halftime holy shit dude that's like a ron artest halftime i needed to really turn it around for the second half because i lost the first time lost big time we were down and we needed a boost you gotta shock the system we needed a little by fucking four touchdowns yeah well we were losing

down by four touchdowns we were down by four touchdowns but then the hookers turned around yeah so i had to go to the bathroom and i got to the court and i ran up the steps and then there's a metal detector you have to go through and there were two guys in front of me and there was a cop or whatever checking people in and i almost said sir can i circumvent the metal detector to use your bathroom? But I felt like that would be really suspicious. Yeah, absolutely. That's exactly what someone would say if they were trying to go in and fuck shit up. Like that guy who tackled the judge.

Did you see that? Yeah. Yeah, he actually just had to pee or he told everyone that he had to pee. Yeah. Yeah, he had to go bad. Also, he got diagnosed with prostate cancer like last week yeah because his prostate was the size of a beach well that guy is really losing a lot i know did you see him in the next court showing no dude they

had a muzzle on him yeah what did his head in like a ziploc bag or something like that he had the fucking uh that was like a shining yeah what's the guy like that? He had the fucking shining. Because I was like an aficionado. Yeah. What's the guy's name? Oh, it's Hannibal. Hannibal. He had the Hannibal Lecter fucking outfit on. That's pretty good.

It's like full on straight jacket and like a cage over his face. And so what? They didn't let you? No. Then I waited and then I went and then I said, I went through and I didn't get dinged. And I said, is there a bathroom? He said, yeah, right over here. And it was one of those situations where I was fumbling with my pants.

Really? To get them off. And then I halfway sitting down to the toilet. You peed or you shit? I shit. Oh. It was coming out of me. So you were talking about shit this whole time yeah what did you i thought you were talking about you had to piss so you have colon cancer not prostate cancer i don't know why you thought that that's just what i

assumed dude yeah having to shit like that is way worse than having to pee like that yeah yeah yeah and where would you have even pulled over like p i was figuring you could pull over on the side of the road, where in a Tesla there's probably a compartment or something that sucks the urine out of your dick. It's like a catheter for your ass. You need an ass catheter. Elon, if you're listening, brother, we need ass catheters, stat. Well, I came out of the bathroom, and then the next person went in,

and then I was out of the bathroom, and then the next person went in, and then I was outside of the bathroom, and then I could hear how loud everything that was happening in the bathroom was. Oh, because they make those courtroom bathrooms out of marble. They make them cacophonous. The walls were really thin, and I realized that someone, everybody outside could hear the percussive display uh that i was putting together the symphony of bodily what do you what what kind of sounds are we talking about just like you know i know it you know like somebody breaking into a home no it was much more violent than that much more violent breeze going through tall grass well it's initially there yeah it was like a it was like i was throwing up from my ass yeah that's not good yeah those are the worst yeah

and then i was thirsty and i went to the water fountain and put my mouth over it and hit the button and it was way more pressure and it got all over my shirt and that's a thin shirt so i had to go face the judge or the prosecutor having created a very loud and obvious shit display and being soaked from like my neck down to my belly button is the man who took the massive shit in the courtroom today yeah so just like points you out and this this was all i had tried to put together an outfit that would walk that line of like i respect the legal process and the sanctity of this hall of of jurid you know jurist jurisprudence. But I'm also

not so wealthy as to think that a fine on my speeding ticket is an easy thing. I feel like you already show that when you show up to court for a speeding ticket. That you're not wealthy enough to just wave it away.

If you drive to court to try to plead down your speeding ticket in a Lamborghini, they're going to slap you with a... Yeah, but also anyone that has a Lamborghini is probably not driving to court to shut down a speeding ticket. It could be. Right?

I don't know. So your ass is soaked in shit. You got shit ass and you got a see-through shirt on. Yeah, these pants were originally white. And ass and you got a see-through shirt on yeah these pants were originally white yeah and I'm sweating I'm sweating and

they just took one look at me and they immediately said alright good news we're gonna plead you down to a fire hydrant parking violation no points

what? that's nice and then I got greedy oh Jesus and I said how bad will the fine be? And she said, it's steep, $0 to $400. And I said, I'd prefer if it were closer to zero.

And she said, well, why would we, do you have anything, like any reason why that's the case? And I said, I've never gotten a speeding ticket before. She said, I'll make a note of that. But the judge decides anything else and i said well i was passing of 18 wheeler truck and there was a curve coming up and that's why i accelerated to avoid the danger to get past that truck and right as the nose of my car came out from the other side that's when i got gunned down by the state trooper and she said gunned down she said i'm not crazy it's a crazy choice of words she said that uh i don't i don't really think i'm gonna note all of that anything else and i said

i don't really believe that i was even going the speed that he gunned me at and she said okay faulty technology and she like she wrote that damn these were things that i was coached to say by the way yeah yeah who coached you i know a guy who's a local police officer okay yeah yeah i guess the cop is the better person to get the uh but i got i got rid of my points that's good but there were i mean there were guys in there who were i mean they didn't look good at all. Bad shape? They didn't dress up. They were wearing sweatpants, ratty shoes. They had to be told to take their hats off. Ooh, scum of the earth. Yeah.

They probably have a separate room for them where they get blasted by the cops, gunned down. Whatever happened, whatever. That was good. Whatever just happened. That was good. We were all going in the same room, but I could tell that the prosecutor was more happy to see me

than she had been to see the others. Because I said, good morning. And she looked up and she went, good morning. I feel like that's all judges want. I feel like judges are the pettiest fucking sumbitches in the world. I feel like they're all just like, you're not going to make a mockery of my courtroom. No, but unfortunately, I didn't even get to see the world. I feel like they're all just like, you're not going to make a mockery of my courtroom. No, but unfortunately,

I didn't even get to see the judge. This was just the prosecutor who then passes on like, oh, we've reached a deal so that you don't have to actually adjudicate this. So what was the final deal that you got? I'm going to get the fine amount in the mail in two weeks. Then I have a month to pay it.

What if you get the mail and they're like, life in prison? we're on our way to pick you up then we're probably hiring a lawyer something came up uh remember that toilet you used the next seven children that used it died noxious fumes there was an e. coli outbreak traced to our courtroom bathroom. Traced to your asshole. Do you think that's ever happened? Do you think anyone's ever gone to court to do something like that and then they just end up going to prison? Well, I think that guy who attacked that judge probably made things a lot worse for himself.

Yeah, but what was he getting? Does anyone know what he was in court for to begin with? He went 16 miles over the speed limit. Holy shit. He was going 70 in a 65 um they gave him life they threw the book at him it was nasty work oh he was trying did you see the part where he was trying to plead with the judge beforehand no he seemed very composed he was like i'm a changed man. Look at the range, man. I got a whole new game plan.

Game plan. Did you like that? I did, yeah. So if you, I mean, when you do that, no matter what it is, like if you went in there and you were just getting a speeding ticket and then you attacked the judge, you're going to jail. Typically. That's crazy, dude.

Why? For that guy. Why? He let his emotions get the best of him. It probably gets so frustrating at some point where you can't help but attack the judge. I'm sure something was happening that was really fucking annoying. The judges are assholes. I'm telling you it's the judge's fault.

There's no way it was just like it was a normal. It wasn't like there's no way it was like his experience was similar to yours, where they were like, morning, how's it going? And then he just fucking charged the judge. There's a muffin basket over there. But I think he was helping himself to our complimentary muffins and bagels. Can I get you some coffee? Cream? Sugar? And then he was like, is this decaf?

And then he jumps over and fucking kills the judge. It's a bummer. is this decaf and then he jumps over and fucking kills the judge i would i would love if you just got a life in prison uh letter in the mail and you had to go on the lam you had to get like a coyote to reverse break you into mexico it would be huge for the podcast it'd be incredible like we wouldn't want to actually see you go to jail but like the idea is like maybe if it lasted for like a week if you did the race if you did the race like take a and just were on the run. Yeah. Just fucking were on the lam for a little bit.

Called you in. Man, I would get so jacked in jail. Oh my God. It's kind of what I need. I can't stop eating shit here. I said three slices of pizza and I was planning to eat a salad for lunch. What are they eating in jail that all these dudes are coming out just fucking jacked? I would imagine the portions there are not that's no explode i think on muscle

i think that's all they're having is jacked 3d and no you can buy stuff from the commissary oh okay but it's like fritos like protein powder i don't know no way it's protein powder? No. They have those like Quest protein chips. They have whey. That'll be 14 coupons. 17 shifts in the laundromat. I'll pay you a bunch of... I want some cigarettes playing cards. We were talking about...

Were we talking about the night of recently? Yes, we were. Yeah. And I don't know if we've ever talked about how the dude goes into jail, skinny as fuck, starts smoking crack, and comes out and he gained like 30 pounds of muscle. Have we talked about this before? Yes, we did. Well, he was lifting weights a lot.

Yeah, but he was smoking crack. Yeah, but crack doesn't always just make you skinny. I don't think it makes you stronger. No, I think it makes you lean as hell. But he gained lean muscle. I think he probably was doing crack in moderation. Just a little taste. And focusing more on his body transformation.

He was doing it once a week, like how you smoke weed. He was allowing himself just to he was like yeah he was on the kyle from from full send uh schedule he was like california sober yeah yeah he was jail sober in the gym and then on that seventh day it's just a crack fucking buffet crack is that what kyle from full send did yeah he's like doing i think he's doing like uh just one day a week of one day a week of full sending which is tough for a full sender. What does that mean? What it means that like you just have like maybe six happy dads Monday through Saturday.

And then come Saturday, you crank it up to the full case. You crank it up to the full fuck. Happy. Because he posted like something on Instagram like this Instagram, which was supposed to be super motivational, and he was like, I was at my lowest. And then it's like, and now I'm only full sending once a week. Is he the really jacked one? No, they're all jacked, but he got in really good shape

because he stopped drinking so much. Oh, I see. But it's just funny to be like, I was going to kill myself, and then I cut back on my full sins i was watching the ufc fights on saturday and it was like kyle from nelk yeah and then it was like george bush yeah yeah i mean those guys are they're at every single ufc event yeah unky dana yeah we gotta get we gotta start gambling with Dana. That's my goal at the Super Bowl. For all three of us, I'm going to try and gamble with Dana White.

You're going? Yeah. You got the look. He always gets the look. No, I know, but he was saying he wasn't going to. Oh, dude, he's like the third person. I know. I would have thought, what happened to us that Broan's not going? I was lying.

I lied to you guys. I wanted to seem like I was fucking slumming it. It's like you're fucking speeding ticket shit. You made plans for us to watch the game together no not the game the week oh yeah no i'll be back for the game yeah i'm just there for the week okay got it got i'm gonna try and gamble with dana that that week that's fine but i'll be back for the game i saw something that dana white yeah i saw a clip of a podcast. For his Super Bowl parties, he'll go to a fucking sports book, and he'll get like 100 prop bets. Yes, I saw that.

And then you walk in, you just grab one, and you just get the slip. A couple people make 300, 400 bucks. Yeah, it's honestly a great idea. What a great, fun party favor. That is fun. That's so fun. And then he slaps the shit out of his wife. Yeah, yeah.

When his loses. That kind of went. And then he slaps the shit out of his wife. Yeah, yeah. When his loses. That kind of went away quicker than I would have thought. Than anybody who loses gets to slap Dana White's wife. Fuck, he's never going to let me gamble. That video was fucking crazy, dude. Yeah, you're really jeopardizing your chances of getting invited to the Dana White prop bet party. I'm trying to. Because didn't like Taylor and

Will they like gambled with him or like Taylor like stayed up all night and like paid Dana's like debt or some shit. Some shit like that. Dana like lost half a million dollars. Dana was down like 200 grand and then like won it back. And then no Taylor won it back for him was like here here's $200,000.

I won this for you. Jesus Christ. The glazing is out of control. I hope Dana, I don't know. I could see myself just really partying with Dana White, me and him, just in the war room together. You, him, Steve will do it. Me, him, Steve will do it, Tristan Tate. Just a couple of fucking killers. Killers, right?

The dream blunt rotow. Absolute legends. killers killers right the dream blunt rotel fucking absolute legends just talking about fucking steiny which we hate women yeah steiny steiny would not be allowed in the war shitting up steiny steiny buys you a van cleef you fucking dub him don't hang out with him i keep seeing this these clips of this the same dude who's like one of those guys like but he like was trying to be one of those guys he's not really one of those guys and he uh and he's talking about tristan tate who i guess is pat pat what's his name i forget what his name is andrew tate andrew tate i looked at the pat bev thing and i said pat for some reason it's his brother yes he's like uh he's the same guy he's like i find out uh tristan tate he likes this kind of whiskey three hours later i'm in the war room drinking that whiskey with tristan tate and it's

a group of like skinny incels around him and they're like no fucking way it's crazy who gets the whiskey i don't know who it's pretty it was a pretty bad story if i'm gonna be fully honest yours or the one that you watched mine oh it doesn't really work when you don't know anyone's name involved in the clip i think it illustrates their overall relationship pretty well explaining the you're just explaining a conversation between two people that you guys don't know and i don't really know and i didn't know the name of the whiskey. I saw some clip of Andrew Tate. I'll preface this by saying there's been a huge blowback on ice baths coming into the top of this year. If there's a civil war in the United States, it's going to be over fucking people who do ice baths and people who are tired of people talking about ice baths.

Andrew Tate was like, you're never going to see me in a cold plunge shivering. Like, what are you, gay? Are you gay if you're shivering he was fucking flaming people that that got me on his side yeah that's what i mean and i think he's going to be one of the generals in the war against fucking ice baths 100 but then he's gonna go have to go against rogie and them the funniest part about that is that they're like his whole fan base is dudes who definitely use ice baths. Right. And there was probably like 7 million ice baths just in a dumpster. Dudes who are like slashing their ice baths like tires. Yeah, yeah. Like when people fucking drain their- Kid Rock AK-47.

I don't need to be fucking cold. Like when people drain their above ground pools. Yeah. Just stabbing the side of it. Do they do that? i've never you've ever seen those videos it's literally i'll just be a dude cutting it and then like that and then someone's inside of it and they fly out they're very fun videos it does sound fun it's probably them throwing them away i doubt they're draining them i reached out to a nice bath company i won't

name it but i reached out because i want one and um i don't care if you don't want me to have one. Oh, I don't care if you have one. It's Andrew Tate that doesn't want you to have one. And I said if there's any way I could get a discount on this, I'll do some posts or something. Try to be an influencer. I just got my trough package yesterday. Very good. Very good.

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We're talking about brands giving us things for free. Bro, you know truff. Truff is hot sauce that is truffle infused. It's delicious. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Did they send you the olive oil one? Yep. Have you used it?

No. I'm going to try that out tonight, I think. I also haven't used the mayonnaise. I haven't used the mayonnaise. I worry it's going to expire. It probably already has. No, mayonnaise doesn't go bad. Glennie Balls has had a crate of Hellmann's on his desk for literally six years.

I swear to God, it's a crate. I think it's getting more appealing. I think mayo is probably one of the first things that goes bad. No, it's not until it's refrigerated. If you open it, then you need to refrigerate it. It's like a Cabernet. And he has a vintage Hellman's.

That's going to be worth a lot of money. 2017 was an incredible year. Before they stopped adding pigeon toes to it because the FDA came down on them. So did they let you influence? Well, here's what the weird thing was, and I'll just read you a quick thing because I thought I was like talking to,

this is a big brand. This is a big, big brand. And I'm DMing with them. You got to get Jenks on your, but help you out with that. Yeah, you need Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. Does he do that? Yeah, Jenks, you got to talk to Frank first,

but I'm sure Jenks could help you out. You'd have to pay, it'd be a kickback to Frank. You'd have to give him a little taste of the action. This is where things get weird, right? I'll just be fully transparent. All right. I said, hey, guys, I love your ice baths.

I'm in the market to buy one for myself, and I'm considering the plunge bath. Are you open at all to marketing collaborations? And then they wrote, we have an affiliate program. It sounds like you're seeking a discount on your purchase in exchange for some marketing and i said yes that would be awesome i realize it's an obnoxious thing to seek but if you don't ask you don't dance and then they just started like talking to me like i was their friend so this stopped being like brand stuff um what they say that's just the ice bath culture though he goes what if we signed you as an icebreaker what if we signed you on as an affiliate offered

you a 10 discount off the price and upgraded you to a pro at no extra charge and i go well that sounds generous but i don't have the budget to pay that much it's a hail mary for me since you guys are the top of the line. I have some fun ideas, but I may just not be in the ballpark with what you guys can get the price to. And they wrote,

that makes sense. Most people are disappointed in our affiliate program. What the fuck? And then they go, we do pay 8% commission on all referred sales, but 90% of our affiliates

never make enough in commissions to repay the initial cost of their tub. Jesus. And then I go, oh, that's interesting. I didn't realize that was part of it. You had to become a tub salesman? A door-to-door tub salesman?

Sounds like a pyramid scheme. I asked for the difference between the normal and the pro, and they go, the big difference is that the pro makes more ice. You probably don't need a pro and i go haha goodness i've done it a bunch at 38 degrees and that felt pretty good to me and they go ah exclamation point when you get acclimated anything over 39 degrees fahrenheit is boring smiley face and then i go i think 35 might be my sweet spot and they wrote makes sense exclamation point and then i wrote you guys do make the best tub in the game right and they go ha ha ha ha ha ha

i'm not making this shit up we make the coldest cleanest and safest not the cheapest damn and they're like sending smiley faces and stuff my point being yeah not the best sales this was not a marketer influencer conversation it was like me talking to a buddy i'm not surprised i wouldn't be surprised if they just sent you a link for another company well that's where we're headed now you guys made the best ice bath not even close exactly it was like way overpriced man to man this one is a better value and a better tub not even a little bit yeah that's crazy man to man because i like you i've been talking to you for one minute total and i like you look frank i can call you frank right fanny listen baby you seem like like a trustworthy guy dude the funny part is i'll just be totally

honest this is the mirosco so this is the one that Rogan endorses. This is like the Rogan endorsed one, and it's like $12,900 for the base one. And they said they're going to give you 10% off. It's $12,000? You could buy a car. But they said they'd upgrade me to the Pro for free, which is $19,000. Dude, so you're going to buy that? And I said, what's the difference between the normal and the pro?

And they said, it makes more ice. I was like, you can't fit more people in it? No, I'm not buying it. Didn't you hear my fucking, I just told you,

I'm not going to fucking buy it. What did you think they were going to give it to you for free? I thought maybe I'd get half off. You would have bought it for $6,000? Yeah, probably. I would have thought about it.

That's crazy. Well, look, $6,000 for a tub of ice? It's amazing what you can afford when you work more than one day a week at Barstool. You told me it was going to be too expensive. You told me it was going to be too expensive for you to go to the gas station and buy ice every day. You could have done that for the rest of your life.

It wasn't a question of expense. That was a question of the chore being too. You said your refrigerator wasn't big enough to hold the ice. You could have bought four fridges for $2,000 through $6,000. I don't want to do that. The hassle. That's a hassle. Oh, dude.

That's crazy. Six grand? How much is the one that Will Compton has? Just the can? Like five. Now, I'm going to look at that one. I'm going to reach out to them. Do these things...

My buddy has one. It's fucking plastic plastic we can't have that doesn't look good oh dude this is this is bad you've you've you're involved in it i don't judge you for the fact that you don't spend any money at all this is like crypto and you can't judge me therefore for spending money how i'm not i'm not judging you for spending money spend all the money you want spending six thousand dollars or twelve thousand dollars on but i wouldn't didn't you hear me i spending money how I want to spend it. I'm not judging you for spending money. Spend all the money you want. Spending $6,000 or $12,000 on an ice bath. Didn't you hear me? I said it's out of my budget. So he would be getting 10% off and it wasn't

19. Mine is my tub. I put Ziploc bags full of ice. Frozen Ziploc bags in my tub. But you're lugging... Where are you getting that ice from? I'm freezing a Ziploc bag full of water in my tub but you're lugging where are you getting that ice from i'm freezing a ziplock bag full of water in my freezer and that creates enough ice to change the temperature of

your bath down to a level that is ice bathy i mean it's freezing fucking cold whenever i get in it i don't i don't put a i don't put a thermometer if i just took the ice dispenser that we use to like make drinks from our freezer and i dumped all of that into a bath it would barely change the temperature of the water well how big is your tub i don't know normal size normal size or is it like a two person three person what are we certainly my bath at home yeah is it a one i live in new york has jets it has like what four jets and the staircase well yeah you guys live in new york i don't. It has, like, what, four jets and the staircase in the middle of it? Well, yeah, you guys live in New York. I don't think that, like, my tub is probably not the same size.

What's the LED lights which take up most of the space? The underwater speakers. And the flat screen on the side of it. That make it hard for ice to stay. Do you think they're ever going to, they're probably going to get to a point where they're just going to start making tubs that just have, like, a freezing option? That would be cool. Some of these tubs, these ice baths that you can buy, have the option to become both cold and hot. They better.

And that's cool. $12,000. That's cool, right? Because you could then have a hot tub and a cold tub in one. Yeah, that's fucking, that's definitely, that's amazing. What if, what if. That's crazy because my shower only gets hot. It doesn't get cold.

I wish I could actually say that that's not true. My shower only gets hot. It doesn't get cold. I wish I could actually say that that's not true. My shower only gets hot. Mine gets fucking freezing. You cannot make my shower cold. But quick question. For $12,000, you get cold water or hot water. Listen to me. Stop doing this.

Shut up for one second. What if you read a list of health benefits, and I'm not being this guy, but truly that said, like, if you buy this thing, it will do this, this, this, this. What if it said that you'll kill at comedy? What if it says that you'll be a fucking absolute demon in any room you walk into? Yeah, like, what if presumed that the— You've already crossed that bridge. What if the health benefits of ice baths were true?

Wait. Yeah, but what are the health benefits? I don't know. Like fucking better mental health, better sleep, less inflammation, like less soreness. Shrinks your scrotum down to a hacky sack. Things that I actually struggle with, right? Yeah. What is an amount of money where even if it said it was going to cure

all that shit like 400 bucks see that's where you and i differ like i i think that the pain i have in my body if this is actually an efficacious solution to that what are you in pain from now playing sports too long he works out hard i'll honest. I was in the fucking gym. Francis walked in the other day, and he was fucking, he did 85 burpees in a row. Was doing like sit-ups with a fucking 45s on either side of a barbell. Yeah, but Roan was doing like one-handed kettlebell stuff that was so incredibly nuanced that I was more impressed by him. Roan's very into the new wave of working out.

I'm into that freak shit. I'm on some absolute freak shit. I actually went harder because he was there. Oh, yeah. I wanted him to think that I'm a maniac. Were you letting out any grunts? Probably, and he didn't have headphones on, and it made me very self-conscious.

All I heard was the grunts. That's Goggins style. It was like... No headphones. There's not going to be headphones in the war, brother. And yet there are. Literally. Helicopter pilots have to wear fucking...

No tunes in the war. I mean, they're not listening to music, maybe. You can't... If you're training with exterior motivation, what are you going to do when that's gone? It all comes from inside. It all comes from my brother's grunting next to me. $30,000 for my noise-canceling earplugs.

No exterior motivation whatsoever. That's why I made $30,000 for my noise-canceling ear plugs. No exterior motivation whatsoever. They just bark Goggins at you. Even using Goggins, I feel like, is using exterior motivation. So listening to Goggins isn't anti-Goggins. Goggins wouldn't want you to listen to Goggins. Yeah, a little bit. A lot of it.

You know what the things are that you should spend a lot of money on? There's a couple things. Bed. Prophylactics. Bed. Yeah, prophylactics. Bed, TV, couch.

I think those three right there. Yeah, but TVs aren't really that expensive. They're not, but that's why you shouldn't feel bad about paying an extra 400 bucks because those are the three

things in your life that you probably commit the most time to you spend so much time on your couch you spend so much time in bed and you spend a lot of time watching tv so you should maximize those and you need a good headset uh probably like a just a decent a decent like again led setup for and a good gaming chair because that's where you're going to spend most of your time you need that i got a great chair do you have good stuff i got great stuff i want to put you in contact with my guy tyree smacks you i feel like you guys could do some damage in warzone duos bro we've been over this a thousand times i don't need new people to play video games with i just thought i didn't know if it was a pat bev thing it was

kind of a test to see if you didn't want to play with Pat Bev and you would play with a guy that averages more points than him or if it was just the... No, I have no doubt that Pat Bev is good at video games. I see what he does on the court. Wouldn't be surprised if it reflected on the screen. But I don't, it's more just like once you're out at war, you want to be with your brothers.

Not strangers. You know what I mean? You don't want to be dropping into a war zone with someone you've barely spoken to. But you barely speak to anybody. You barely speak to the people you know and love the most. I speak to my friends constantly. I'd like to see some proof of that. Don't you think at some point you should make more friends? If Tyrese Maxey

said, I want to become friends with you, you wouldn't allow it? I'd think about it. You guys are the same age and everything. I honestly have no idea who Tyrese Maxey is. Is he a basketball player? Yeah, he's a Sixers guard. He's gonna probably be an all-star starter this year. He stepped up since they traded James Harden.

He stepped up in a big way. He's really good. Scores a lot. What team is Josh Giddey on? He plays in the minor leagues now. Did you see that at his OKC? Yeah. Did you see that they all went to that high school?

Yeah. And he didn't go? Obviously not. He was probably already linking with somebody under the bleachers. I got a shirt. I got a Josh Giddey shirt. I ordered it two days ago. It's Josh Giddey and then it's Chris Hansen next to him.

You got like a jersey. No, no. I'm pretty pumped on it. It was only 30 bucks. Where did you get it? I saw it on Twitter and I instantly bought it. That's hilarious that you're just flaming a basketball player. You don't even know what you couldn't

pick up. It's just a funny shirt. Yeah, it's very funny. Wear it around the house. Honestly, where are you going to wear it? I'm not going to wear it outside, that's for sure. Dude, any shirt that you buy on Twitter, it's guaranteed that it's going to come and it's going to be like a fucking piece of printer paper glued onto a Gildan tee.

That's like a size XS. Yeah. The sleeves stop before the end of my shoulders. Just a tiny little gay shirt, but it's going to be sick. And you have a daughter, so, I mean, you can't take— You've got to be able to fucking flame Josh G. We've got to get him out of the league. We seriously do.

Is he going to get to a point where he's going to get so good that people are going to be like, stop bringing that up? He is. He already, I mean, he was on a great trajectory to be really good. Has he fallen off since everything came out, or has he gotten better? I wouldn't say he's gotten better. I wouldn't say he's like walked through the fire and elevated. He hasn't used the crisis as a springboard. He didn't come out and say, listen,

I know a lot of people are saying bad things about me, but I just want everyone to know I'm gay. Oh, that's good. The way Kevin Spacey did. Yeah. Holy old Kevin Spacey. Yeah.

They were like, Kevin Spacey, what are, what's up with you fucking kids? And he's like, well, first off I'm gay. Allow me to take this moment to,

uh, yeah. Say something that's been bothering me for the last 40 years of my life. I was struggling with this in a big way. And, uh, I'm gay. You guys, there's stories of him like going to bars and like with this in a big way, and I'm gay. Wasn't there stories of him going to bars

and grabbing people's dicks? And everyone was like, yes, Kevin, that's fine, but can we address our first question still? No, he was... No, that's a witch hunt then. If you address the first question, that means that you're hunting him down

because he's gay, because you don't like his man-boy love. Oh, now he's got that out there and then anything else that comes after that is persecution yeah 100 it's like when women go to work and they know there's a very good policy of like if you the second you get pregnant you tell your job that you're pregnant yes then you can never get fired yes exactly yeah we're talking loopholes loopholes we're talking of a societal loophole that he got through well he's good now they dropped all of the charges against him did they because the family that he uh destroyed wouldn't cooperate right isn't that what happened yeah but now the nba is

looking into it they are yeah but i don't know how they're going to look into it in a way that like the that they caught the cops family that he destroyed dropped the charges now they're starting a new podcast on uh just media oh nice yeah it's gonna be sick that's huge that family it's good they're gonna it's going to be sick. That's huge. That family, it's going to rule. I want to talk about something in the stand-up world. Have you seen this new stand-up comic, Natasha Leggero? Yeah, I know her. Is she the one that took her shirt off? Yeah.

Did you see that? I did see that, yeah. I thought it was funny. Why did she do that? Because she went up after Bert. Oh, she just did what he did? That's funny. But then she made some big post about it being like male comics are allowed to take their shirts off yeah i don't think anyone was stopping her from taking her shirt off either she's also

very good looking yeah that was my problem with it she's married to moshe kasher and she used to date ari really and then ari punched bobby lee in the face oh yeah yeah because he thought bobby lee was trying to date her there's a story about this trying to date her what like against her will like take her from him or or maybe maybe they'd broken up and i don't know there's like there's a funny story online about this yeah yeah i i've heard of it yeah yeah interesting yeah i was just shocked she did oops the pod she's great really she's pretty big yeah she kept it on it's too bad she's she's like she's done a bunch of acting she used to do the roasts she was really good she was great at the roast yeah i just think it's a nasty move to make

all the young men horny like that i don't think that that was cool at all imagine i mean to follow that be tough i take my pants off all right i'm bringing up this next comic he's from uh barstool give it up for francis ellis everybody yeah you'd have to pull your cock out for sure that's exactly what i just said or be your asshole you took my joke i don't even think cock would be enough i don't think you even heard that i said i did you said i took your joke you said you'd have to take your pants off yep and i took it to the next level saying you'd have to show your asshole i think you'd have to show your asshole with like shit coming out of it but you think that it's that you think that it was is that what la comedy is like yeah that's the new la comedy style you have to show a fucking turd emerging yeah you giving birth

to a fucking turd we need to see after birth but yeah i was just shocked that that that i was making its rounds like that but i guess it's fine when jason kelsey does it true and everybody has a problem when she does it i only saw the edited picture of the one censored so now that's all i could find too oh really yeah is there actual real one i don't know there has to be there's video of it oh do you think that the one video is what was cracking me up was i saw a photo somewhere of it with like a fucking like like a 4k camera which means whoever was photographing the show did not hesitate to just be like yeah it's an iconic moment yeah with just like a black bar over her dude i've been there's there's

been it must be an old clip but it's of these women in france protesting with their like topless yeah and there's like there's cameramen who are just like like news cameramen who are just like backpedaling but like one inch away just like fucking laughing snapping oil. I did. I walked. I marched with the Free the Nipple parade. Horny bastard. And it was like a lot of topless women marching through New York City, and I marched with them and covered it for Barstool. And I'm not kidding you.

There were guys that would come up to the side of the parade, they had like telephoto lenses, and they would take like, and then they would pull side of the parade, take, they had like telephoto lenses, and they would take like, and then they would pull back from the crowd, run a hundred yards ahead, and wait for it to come up, and then hit it again. And I'm like, do these guys not know about porn?

How is this? You should have fought them. They are, they are. These guys are, this is like the biggest day of the year for them francis i feel like we're really glossing over the that you marched with the free the nipple yeah do you not know porn exists what the fuck was that why were you doing that it was uh for barstool oh okay i thought this was just like just another detail that I included in the way that I fucking described it. You never said bar stool.

Yes, I did. I didn't hear that. I didn't hear that. That's crazy, though. Did you have cameras on you? Yes. You were doing the same thing. We were blurring them out.

And it was like me doing man on the street. And I had cut holes out of my shirt. So your nipples were free. It was meant to be solidarity and be funny but all i ended up really doing was you know shining a light on the perverts that were there yeah that is fucking and there was one little asian guy and i was like hey man what are you here today and he was like i love fucking titties that's awesome he's like yeah let's show me tits i'm like well what about you know raising breast cancer awareness and stuff like that? The main reason for it?

At the same time, they are playing on the public's love of breast. They are. That is a tacit agreement that we have. There were some guys who were really making a meal, blurring the lines of the goodness.

Just getting right up. Yeah, they were. I fucking hate breast cancer. Yeah. Yeah. Free the fucking nipple. Me and Owen one time we're walking down our street when we lived in Hell's

kitchen and there was a girl walking towards us and we were like, well, we were probably like a hundred feet away and we both noticed and we were like that girl is fully naked and she just had some like massive security guard next to her filming her as she walked down the street with her breasts out oh but not bottomless not bottomless but it was very odd i'm tired of everybody having a fucking security guard oh yeah like do you do are you been following this uhon and Vitaly shit? Yeah, those guys.

But those guys are real-life streamers, right? Yes, but all they have is fucking security, like the biggest security guards at all time, so they could just be like obnoxious little shits and just be like, are you fucking serious, bro? Like, fucking little bro really thought that he could do that to me

and that nothing will ever happen. Do you know what I'm talking about? I know exactly what you're talking about. Explain it to Francis. It's just like IRL streamers who are like these dudes that go around and they just stream constantly every single... You know like Andy Milonakis? Yeah. Yeah, he used to do that. I think he just retired from that. He stopped

because he's like, these guys are little fucking cornballs. But they just go... Like that dude that shut down Union Square. Oh. Swirl or swizzle kai kai senate that's it but i don't even think he's an irl streamer yeah he's like a regular streamer these guys are like dudes who will just be like hunched over like on their phone but like they'll go to like the store or something like that they'll be like my chat is saying you're famous yeah yeah yeah hey chat who is this guy chat i hate it when they talk to chat like it's a fucking sentient being yeah it makes my blood boil so badly who was what's like the the really old video of the dude who uh who's he's like irl streaming and he's uh he's in like a

target and he gets a donation and he reads it out loud and he's like i think i'm about to steal the donation said have you ever seen that video no that's hilarious it's so funny and then and he doesn't like realize what he's saying and then everyone just looks at him it's very funny the dude neon so he's like this like 20 year old uh like pretty skinny kid and uh he's dating an only fans girl and uh this dude vitality is like an old youtuber um like old probably like my age and uh he and he went up to him and was like uh he he showed him pictures of his only fans girlfriend getting fucked and asked for autographs of them or something like that and they got in some kind of like little like bitch ass like baby it was it wasn't a brawl or i didn't see this i think that's how it all started and then maybe somebody i don't know someone almost got arrested or some shit it's that i can't even believe i know this

actually i need to kill myself i don't know i need to fucking kill myself fuck fuck i haven't i haven't had like a reference point for anything the two of you have said for about 10 minutes this is like the shit that we were saying about Andrew Tate and stuff earlier this is like that times a thousand it's like these people are like they just say like fucked up shit

and then they have like fans that are like 12 years old who just like follow them around all day every day and like physically follow them around like in person like they like track them but yeah like in person like they like track them but also these people have like 10 times the following of like any comedian yeah they're like the biggest people i don't even know how but streaming has always been like that

hannah burner just announced she's doing a netflix special i saw that it's crazy pretty amazing yeah the flicks you know you can buy your tickets on GameTime? Really? Tickets for Francis Hell's comedy. I was looking through GameTime. You can buy Hannah Burner tickets, but you can also buy tickets to your shows on GameTime. Can you buy them for Harry?

Probably not. Mine are pretty accessible. Just on the website of the show. No resale. He's used crypto software to make sure that his prices don't get diluted because he wants them up high. He needs them up there.

Actually, yours were going for, it was like 60 some dollars. I had a friend of mine once who texted me. He was in Chicago and he was supposed to come and he Googled my tickets and they were on one of those websites

and they were like 250 bucks. He was like, dude, we supposed to come and he googled my tickets and they were on one of those websites and they were like 250 bucks he was like dude like we want to come but this like is there any way you can help us get some and I'm like first of all let's take a second and talk about game time I mean you heard it here first you can buy tickets to sporting events you can buy tickets to concerts and you can buy tickets to comedy shows. You can buy tickets to concerts. And you can buy tickets to comedy shows, specifically Francis' shows and not Lil Sass' shows right there on Game Time. It's so easy. The way that I like to do it is like, okay, sometimes I'll be in town for this weekend. What do I want to see? And you can scroll through all of the options.

It's the quickest interface. They have the best prices. You pick where you want to sit. It is the best ticket buying experience that I've ever had in my life. And it's not even close. You know what I like, too, is if you look at an event, then they give you notifications later. Yeah. Like I looked at the Chiefs tickets that one time when it was like last week when it was freezing.

Yes. Then they hit me up and they were like, there's Bills and Chiefs are playing nearby. Yeah. Tickets now. I think it's my favorite interface. It's such a smooth interface. It just makes it super easy to buy tickets to the very thing you want to go to. I like how when you get football tickets too,

it shows you where you're going to be looking. It shows you the view. It's incredible. Yeah, two taps. It's so simple. It's so straightforward. Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with GameTime. Download the GameTime app.

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do meet and greets. And the answer to that is just come say hi to me. I would never charge anybody to say hi to me. I think that's crazy. But you're also, you're right. Yeah, you're just going to be there after the show. Yeah, I'll come out and say hi. You'll just be there.

Just come say hi to me. I feel like that's pretty normal. If you want and you feel the need to do something nice, bring me a pie. That's what people have been doing. And I love that. From like a good bakery in your town. Strawberry rhubarb is my favorite.

If they don't have that, just apple. Especially if there's a crumble. Dan, that's a great demand to start making. Pie. I love pie. What do you do if you get too many pies, though? You can't get too many pies. So say we do Denver and it sells out.

There's a lot of people coming to those shows. What if, say, 10% of them bring pies? 10%? Yes. What if 10 people bring pies? Flat out. What if there's 10 pies? Well, then I'll probably ship some home and freeze them, which is exactly why I don't have room in my freezer for making ice for ice baths.

But what if you put those pies in a plastic bag yeah frozen pies and then you just you think i want to fucking take a bath with pies floating around sometimes you gotta improvise frozen pies that are defrosting around me as i do de-inflate my joints what if it like doesn't wonders for you what if you have to like call up huberman and be like listen the fucking rh fucking rhubarb has completely exfoliated. The pie therapy? What it is is I'm going to... This is going to sound fucking nuts.

Hear me out. Hear me out, okay? As the pie crumbles around you, it completely enriches the methylation process. Couldn't you technically use anything that's cold? Anything that's frozen? Couldn't you just use anything that's cold? Like anything that's like frozen? Like couldn't you just use like a bag of frozen peas? Yeah, but they will come to, they'll thaw.

Yeah. But if they're in a plastic bag, they'll come to thaw probably as fast as ice. It's a good chemistry question of like, well, ice is obviously becoming part of the bath but um is there something about it being able to whatever infuse with the water that makes it bring the temperature down faster than something that's separate like a bag of peas we're suckers for not like pie bag of six pies yeah we're suckers for not being able to capitalize on this somehow by selling like high-end ice like bath ice or some shit like that we need to figure out a way to get in on this this absolute racket this like cultural beanie baby style like furby style fucking uh strike

while the iron's hot moment like we need to be on top of this shit selling fucking barrels or some shit or like tubes that people can get in in their like studio apartments or some shit like that like we need to find a way to be making money off of this because there's people probably getting rich maybe we should make like son of a boy dad like ice ice makers yeah son of a boy dad ice cubes like the trays yeah yeah oh those are good the molds yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we could use them. You could say these are good for both cocktails and for saving money on ice baths. Let's get Pilar. You know what would be a really baller move is if all of your ice cubes were the shape of those ones that you put in a cocktail, like the ball. Big ball or the big square.

Yeah. I've been trying to figure out how to make clear ice for a while at really nice cocktail restaurants. I think it's just water you use. Distilled water. Yeah, but it's probably frozen for less time it's something like that there's a specific way to freeze it they said that if i were to take one of those big igloo containers and lift the lid and then freeze all of that somehow that the ice that forms on the top is actually because it's like it purifies the ice it's clear that would be so funny if your ice bath was just one massive cube of ice

just a cooler sized ice cube and then you next to it like you can't fit in you're just lying on top until i slowly sink farther and farther into it that's low-key what i'm doing with these huge ice cubes that I put in. Gallon-size ice cubes that I'm throwing in there. How often are you doing it? A couple times a week. Wow. I don't think it's that crazy.

I think it's literally just the fad of our time. I messaged Taylor LeJuan about it, and he gave me a lot of good recommendations. I'm sure his ice bath is fucking insane his is the $5,000 one damn is he alright? does bro need some cash?

I'll talk to Dana get him back on the table I know he doesn't have the Morosco but the one he has looks Scandinavian, which is really cool. I'm surprised he's not at a point where he just had one already. Football players were the first people to be doing this.

This is years and years of them being in the ice tub. And they would get in two bros at a time. Oh yeah, they would double-side it. It would be the big metal one. Just them playing footsies with each other's balls. Ass naked. Nothing gayer than being a football player.

Do you go full nude? No. I do. I mean, at home in my bathtub, I do. You know what just occurred to me? I think I remember a scene from watching Last Chance U where they were doing ice baths, but they would just fill trash cans with water

and ice yeah which is where you realize like oh yeah that really was a last chance university but i think that that's all you actually need to like the fact that these companies are selling such a high-end product for something that you could do in a trash can yeah but i don't want to sit in a trash can while i'm d but you're... They're making fancy trash cans for people to sit in. Yes. And that's why we need to get in on this. I want the Scandinavian teakwood that will weather over time and not break down because it's outdoor friendly.

What's the warranty on these things? Years. Years and years. Yeah? Oh, yeah. So if you like fall out of your ice bath and it cracks... What do you think you're doing there? I mean, dude, I saw Will Compton's.

That thing looks like you could, if I was, I mean, you're very vulnerable in one of those. For what? What are you vulnerable? Viking attack. For just a simple tip over. It's filled with water, which makes it very heavy. I would just give it one of these

and then down goes Will Compton. You would do that from outside? Yes. You're going to attack Will Compton's ice bath? So so easily something tells me that's not going to go you're extremely vulnerable oh that would be a sick like video series though bros tipping each other's ice baths yeah tip and ice fast we're just cutting them cutting yeah yeah slicing baths i mean that's like that that would be a what that's got to be a pretty like humiliating just to be tipped over with just ice all around you

just hard on the pavement. You ever try to tip over a trash can filled with water? I have not. It's impossible. Because of how heavy it is. You know how on the when you're driving on the freeway and at an exit there's those

big yellow containers those are all filled with water yeah yeah yeah to like slow your if you're like driving into if you're about to drive into a scansion or some

shit like that yeah they're filled with water have you ever seen someone hit one of those I've seen videos of it

I saw someone hit one of those live yeah I was with my mom we were in like Boston or something going over a bridge and some dude smashed

right into one it exploded with water it's kind of awesome probably not bad though like it's not a bad crash it's definitely humiliating oh yeah just like a good smashed right into one and exploded with water. It's kind of awesome. Probably not bad, though. It's not a bad crash. It's definitely humiliating. Oh, yeah.

It's like a Nickelodeon type of thing. It's like Francis in court. You had to drive to get home just sopping wet. Yeah, I heard they're filmed with Gak. Yeah, they should film it with the you're saying the Nickelodeon. That would be so funny.

And then you just got to take the drive of shame home. Yeah. Covered in goo. While Amanda Bynes and Kenan and Kel laugh at you. That would be incredible. Yeah, that would be. They don't do funny enough shit with fucking local traffic. No.

That's where a tax dollar should be going to. Gak. Yeah. 100%. Good-fashioned pranks have you guys seen what uh kanye west has been doing to his fucking uh big tittied girlfriend no last i saw they he was like trying to make her look like kim kardashian though he was and now he's like parading her around in like public in like long skirts and like the smallest bras and no shoes like he has her in the mall with no shoes on he's like walking her around like she's a goat what's up with like really famous people always going to the mall don't you think they would just be able to just like get amazon anything at any time like what is kanye west going to the mall for that he can't just have someone

being delivered he literally is displaying his his like uh shoeless girlfriend like a fucking piece of art yeah like he's walking like he's andy warhol walking a anteater around manhattan well that sounds problematic i'd love to imagine kanye west just sitting in his like hundred million dollar apartment and being like shit i gotta hit lids today i gotta hit auntie ann's i heard mrs fields is cooking up something nice fuck dude i gotta get to zoomies let's hit spencer's and fuck around in the back of the shop play with the dildos kanye bringing his his girlfriend out of zoomies with like a fucking uh vans flat brim or some shit would be hilarious cookie monster flat cookie monster on bianca sensori would be so funny we gotta go to sports authority pick up the latest t-max i'm gonna buy some dvds from sam goody you don't

know do you know if sears is open on sundays we're gonna but I have to return a knife block. I need a small fridge for my daughter's dorm room. Oh, my. I have no idea why they do that. But, yeah, they were in, like, a very public mall. Just people. And they shut down a store. And then there's people just, like, gathered outside taking pictures of them,

surrounding them as his girlfriend. I got to show you guys the fucking pictures. Did you ever used to go to the mall just to like hang out when you were younger it was so far away from where i lived it was i mean so far 35 minutes yeah but that was a long way to have to get your mom to drive you that we i would probably go maybe once every other year at best up well uh you know yeah and there'd have to be a good reason for it oh we would just go and just clown around i wanted to but we never could it was always weird though one time we went and my buddy brought a girl that he was dating and then it was all the rest of us it was just boys and they were holding hands and we walking. And that felt really fast to me.

This is the video of them. Whoa. That's what I'm saying, bro. That's an offensively small bikini. And she's barefoot? Yes. Wearing like a long skirt. He has her just on fucking display mode.

Wow. That's from this weekend. And then this is from today. She's driving him around. Oh, Jesusesus she has a gimp suit on she's driving him around in a gimp suit into like a fucking tesla truck and fucking i think gimp suits are comfortable she looks super comfortable she's almost like futuristic it's got to be like good for like cold weather too this is good gimp yeah she's probably sweating it out in her gimp suit she's probably like cutting weight like if you're skiing in the winter if you had like a gimp suit as a base layer you're probably so warm and then like a ball gag to like keep this alive in

your mouth yeah i don't worry about the fucking snot and stuff there's functionality of a gimp suit that's like completely been washed away by the kinkiness of it. Yeah. The problem is, what's your apres ski gimp? Dude, that would be such a funny sketch. What's the apres ski gimp suit? Get ready with me. We should make that.

That's fucking hilarious. I was going to do a get ready with me for court today. Oh, really? I think I might still. That's hilarious. Yeah. That would be great. But yeah, apres ski, or yeah, going skiing.

Yeah. So a lot of people have been asking me what I use for a base layer, and then just not even acknowledge it's a gimp suit. Believe it or not, I was actually at Spencer's gift shop, and I stumbled upon this, and I mean, it is just really warm. It really keeps you contained. It's a carbon latex blend and the red really pops on the this red ball gag really pops on the mountain it's got a good

zipper so like when i'm trying to when i have to pee i don't have to go all the way down i can also zip my mouth shut my lips from getting checked i get no windburn on any of my face you know sure it's a little tough to see but that's why i bring one of those blind skiing instructors with me to call out the turns that's really funny just with like music in the background that would be funny you should do that and just say like just sprinkle in that you're going to court for some like terrible crime but just being like so today i was thinking i'm gonna go with the white the white button down pants by johnson and murphy yeah and do you want me to do

the gimp suit no just like oh you moved on to my idea yeah yeah that was the idea yeah yeah double murder double-breasted suit for the double murder what is the you know the dude that have you guys ever seen the video of the dude who does the uh before they were famous videos you haven't seen that guy no you haven't seen him like he'll do like kendrick lamar before they were famous i don't think so and he does then he'll like once they then once they're like really famous he'll do like a redo like another one and he'll be like after they were famous he's like a lot of people have been asking me to do another video on kendrick lamar i did that video my first video i did that i did say the N-word, and I am very sorry.

In what context did he say the N-word trying to describe Kendrick Lamar before he was famous? Let me find this. This young, running around Compton. What could he have possibly said? What else? What else? else your bills lost your bills got smoked talking ball yeah they did it sucked i don't know if i was more bummed that the bills lost or that the chiefs won i have no problem with the chiefs honestly i wanted the bills to win i bet on the bills etc but i don't I'm okay with the Chiefs being a dynasty.

Yeah, I don't know. That loss really sucked. Why? That was a heartbreaking loss. Did you see that dude crying in the stands? Yeah, yeah. I felt bad for him. I kind of was like surprised he put that on camera.

And then they went back to him. They're like, wait, get this girl out of the front. I got more time. Sit down, sit down. We have to film this man crying. Did you think that the refs cost the game? No, not at all. I thought that the pass interference on the defense

was very iffy that one call, but I don't think that was like... I mean, dude, to be honest, the way Josh Allen played great, Patrick Mahomes was playing phenomenal. I think the way that even if they hit that field goal, I think it's crazy to think that Patrick Mahomes wasn't going to go down and score again.

He was scoring like two-minute drives. Does it strike anyone else as weird that we use his full first name, Patrick Mahomes, or just Pat Mahomes sound a little bit too androgynous? Or it sounds like a fucking cab driver in Dublin or some shit like that. Miss Pat Mahomes. Sounds like the president of the PTA. Has like a short curly haircut and a massive fupa. I don't even know

who to root for now. The Lions? Lions for sure. Lions but I mean I don't know. I guess the Lions have a chance of beating the 49ers. Yeah. But does anyone have a chance of beating the Ravens? Chiefs. Chiefs, yeah.

I mean, the way the Chiefs are playing right now. Chiefs in the playoffs. Chiefs. I mean, the way the Ravens played against the Packers after they got warmed up. It's like, dude, they're so... I think they're the best team in the league by a mile. What do you mean the Ravens played...

Oh, yeah, you're right. Who did? They didn't play the Packers. Didn't the Ravens in the league by a mile. What do you mean the Ravens played? Oh, yeah, you're right. Who did? They didn't play the Packers. Didn't the Ravens play the Packers on Saturday? They played the Texans. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Packers played the Niners. The Packers should have won that game.

Yeah. And that was talking ball. It's talking ball. That was just this guy talking ball. I don't know. There's not really much to say. That loss sucked that was the first time I've ever

had a loss where I just sat in silence for fucking 30 minutes after I mean I had to guide some great bets I hit every I put in a bunch of bets on don't say you hit everything you fucking had a plan to take us from $200 to $5000

and you fucked everybody over. I totally forgot about that bet. There was people like you had a fucking Frank's Army style following behind that. I was getting DMs from so many people so mad at me. Yeah, you fucked us. It's crazy to get mad at someone for like not having the right pick. It's like, yeah, dude, I didn't think that fucking both dudes I bet on were going to get season ending injuries. That's crazy.

Like, Gus Edwards gets hurt with the hand, and I was like, fuck, that sucks. And then the first thought after, like, the first leg of a parlay loses for me is always, like, this is going to suck if all of these hit. Hey, not, or no, I guess Jamar Gibbs, Jameer Gibbs scored. But, dude, Deebo Samuel got hurt got hurt like the first drive of the game. Imagine if Gus Edwards did score. And then Debo would hurt. How much more that would have hurt. I was hoping for like that, because I thought Debo was out or something like that.

Like before the game started or something. Really? Or I was just hoping that like they would refund our bet because he wasn't playing. I thought we were going to get voided for sure. I thought some kind of voiding was all I was hoping for, which is a sad state of affairs when you're hoping for the void. A lot of people, they don't void, though. They don't void often.

Yeah, bro. Last time I got a void was Damar Hamlin, who was the star of the fucking show last night. That's not what you were saying in the group chat. You were saying that you wish he stayed dead. Oh, that's crazy. I would never say that. After he didn't pick up that first down dude that was like and i know people have used the joke so many times everyone's saying that john mcdermott thought it was a disney movie

but it was like dude that was i mean that that was like i there's no words for that play i mean he didn't even i don't even think he got two yards oh the fake punt fake punt to demar hamlin yeah that was bad i mean i was like i like and luckily they got the ball back but it was like i i was i didn't even know what to think when that happened dude i was like what the fuck was the season on the line and they have demar hamlin run a fake punt yeah for duties like it would have been better if the if the dude if the punter ran the play and they have Damar Hamlin run a fake punt yeah for dude he's like it would have been better

if the if the dude if the punter ran the play like that's what I feel like that's what fake punts usually are like the coach's son came out

if they were if we're just doing like I mean that was crazy like hand it to a paraplegic in an electronic wheelchair

if we're just gonna be giving away fucking random and it was like fourth and three. Just have Josh Allen run it. Yeah.

Or they could have gone... Yeah. There were so many other things they could have done. Don't run a play. I mean, dude. Has he ever been like a good... Has he ever been like a fast dude?

He doesn't play offense. He plays defense. He plays a whole different position and hasn't... He's been like a healthy scratch every game this year and then the most high leverage situation they get they can't give him comeback player of the year i understand he lived and i'm happy about that i mean dude it was did you talk to your buffalo brethren no i haven't talked to anybody except for gardini who was convinced that it's my fault that he didn't win his bet.

I think it might be, honestly. Gardini texted me yesterday and said, let's put Bill's money line for everything. And I said, I think we should take Bill's money line and parlay it with the over. Because I think with the history of these teams, the over is a lock. The over hit easily, and then the Bills didn't win. And then Gardini's telling me it's my fault that he shouldn't have taken my pick. My half of that bet hit.

You're going to have to take that up with him. I'm just expressing my feelings right now. But we squashed the beef. There's no beef anymore. How'd you squash it? What'd you guys say? We just started fucking chopping it up about other shit. Comedy?

I don't even remember, to be honest. The dimensions of the room that you guys were in? Ceiling height. Read the text messages. Now. You catch any fish this weekend? Absolutely not. It looked cold.

You were cold. It was cold, but it was nice, dude. It was very nice. It was nice being out there. That's your ice bath, honestly. Yeah, it was sunny, and there was nice, dude. It was very nice. It was nice being out there. That's your ice bath, honestly. Yeah, it was sunny, and there was really only a couple dudes out there, and the water level was back down to normal, so it wasn't anything hectic. I can't wait for us to go fishing in February, the weekend of, I think it's the 17th, 18th, or something like that, in Albany.

We're going to go. So come to those shows. Yeah, come to Albany. Come to Denver the weekend before that and then I've got Pittsburgh this weekend. Pittsburgh this weekend. Philly coming up for Francis. Dude, Pittsburgh is, that room is so big. And it's like, it's selling well.

There's like, there's a show that's got like 220 tickets sold and it's 60%. Wow. Tough, tough assignment. Yeah. And then Houston the week after, which is like 460. What? Yeah.

So that's like if I sell 200 tickets, that means that over half of the room will be empty. Yeah. Selling tickets is fucking hard, dude. It's hard, man. Well, good thing you made that high effort video of you fucking fishing and trying to sell tickets. That was a high effort for you. That was a good plan.

Yeah. I actually got a lot of tickets sold from that. I did. Like 200 people clicked on the link from that. Wow. Yeah. Hell yeah. That's the name of the game, bro.

I'm all in on the promo now. Yeah. Selling my soul. I got upgraded on my flight home from LA. Delta One? Yep. I got upgraded on my flight home from LA. Delta One?

Yep. I had Delta. I had, you know, Comfort Plus or whatever. And there was one Delta One seat left. And I was number one on the upgrade list. Damn. And then I got to the airport early. And the woman at the front desk was like, I said, I tried to charm her. You know, I gave her a box of like those cake pops from Starbucks.

You bought them for her? No. I gonna say that's what you really tried to charm her i tried that would be hilarious because i went up to her at first and i go hi and she goes i need my computer to boot up give me one second and so i stood back and waited and then her computer booted up and she didn't say she starts typing you back forward typing so i knew it was booted up. And she didn't say, she starts typing. She didn't summon you back forward? She's typing. So I knew it was booted up, but she hadn't been like, yes. So then I went, hi again, like that. She goes, what can I do for you?

And I said, well, I need this, blah, blah, blah. And she goes, I can't give you that upgrade until we start boarding. Because we have 20 minutes until we start boarding. And someone could buy it between now and then. And so then I stepped away. And I kept watching as people kept coming up to ask dumb questions and i was judging by the how expensive their like handbags were whether i thought they would actually buy the yeah yeah yeah thing or not and they didn't nobody did so did you did you get upgraded on your phone or did you scan the ticket and i went back and they printed me out a ticket and they were like, just use this

even though it said Comfort Plus and then it rang up as Delta One. Nothing better than when you scan the boarding pass and then they print it out and it's like first class. I remember the first time that happened to me. Coming back from Vegas. So cool. Lucky winner. I've only gotten that on 30 minute flights though. Wait, that's why

I'm happy for you, but I was even happier for Colm. Oh yeah, I i know column column saying that he was he's the first person in his bloodline to fly first class on a 26 minute flight it was a front front uh it's the front seat front row with his bag between his legs yeah that was hilarious i was so happy he was live. I was so happy for him. He was live updating. He was like, it's coming down to the minute. Yeah, he got the off-grid. That was hilarious. Where was he going? I don't know.

I think, oh, I think coming home from Indianapolis. Oh, gotcha. That's a short flight. Yeah. Still happy for him. Nice. He's a fucking legend. Me and Colm's show is back up and running as well.

So Tuesday nights, come see Harry out at come see Harry and Collie out there. Downtown Social. Come see Francis at the Cellar Stand. Denver Comedy Works with Sass. Denver Comedy Works with Sass. Comedy on State, Madison, Wisconsin

and Albany. Denver Comedy Works is going to sell out, so get your tickets now because it's going to be a bunch of people when it sells out who are like, can you squeeze me and my friends in? Yeah. No. No, it's not going to work.

I wish I could, but I can't. I will be walking my dogs in the morning. So you can come see Roan in Brooklyn. I'll be walking my dog. All right. Well, thank you guys for listening. Pittsburgh this weekend. Please buy tickets.

And I will be walking my dog. And Rome will be walking his dog. Thank you. We'll see you guys Wednesday. Goodbye. Sweet. Let's hit these ads. Hey, guys.

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