Son of a Boy Dad - Sunday Morning | Son of a Boy Dad #246

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Pointed right in my mouth. All right, ready? Excellent. Yep. Yep. Yep. Today it is October 27th. It is 11 a.m. Sunday first ever I think is the first ever Sunday morning recording of son of a boy that podcast So you guys call me can't talk ball yet. You guys caught me coming right from mass. Yeah, I know Crazy, I didn't know you were a mass guy like that me neither
Starting point is 00:00:45 Do you do this every Sunday? I don't miss one bro 30th Sunday of the year Wow, is that true? 30th Sunday, bro 30th Sunday in the in the year of our Lord if you should have heard today's reading it would have knocked you Boys off your fucking asses. I kind of feel like you did something unforgivable and now all of a sudden you're going back to mass I kind of feel like you did something unforgivable and now all of a sudden you're going back to mass. What? Like what? Like maybe making a man uproot his life and move to New York City. Oh my god. I didn't realize you were one of them.
Starting point is 00:01:19 No, I really don't. I haven't paid attention to that at all. Yeah, I'm sure you haven't. I really haven't. I just't paid attention to that at all. Yeah, I'm sure you haven't. I really haven't, I know the bare minimum. I'm about to go double platinum in the bar, so we'll read it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, regularly? Tuesday. Yeah, we can put it out either way, it doesn't matter. Well I mean I'm voting for Tate to stay in Chicago. Oh, hell yeah. Alright, well then we'll put it out Tuesday. What are you voting for?
Starting point is 00:01:57 Me? Yeah. I wasn't planning on voting, do you think it's something I should do? Well the voter ID laws are basically set up that you're going to have to fucking, you're going to have to do something. You're on the dossier. You've already been registered. I was thinking about voting a couple times. I just voted for the election, like the actual election. I went in line 10 times. No one checked once. Just kept writing down different names. Kaye.
Starting point is 00:02:27 Yeah, I actually did 10 for Trump, 10 for Kamala. Just canceled them out. Just for the funny pointless votes? Just for the fuck of it. Just because why not? Just because of no voter ID laws. I mean, the system's broken. You're good to go either way
Starting point is 00:02:48 Especially a white male like myself. No one was even looking oh Yeah, you probably skated past there. Yeah, it was amazing. Where is that? Where is that in the East Village? You just have a polling place right there. Yeah, I mean yeah, I did I did ten in person, and then I did I did 20 mail-in ballots That's so much mail. I said I was mailing them to my friends. They couldn't make it to the post office. Trust me, these are my boys. We put together a fucking potluck of voting options. Rob says Trump, okay. One Trump for of voting options? Rob says Trump, okay. One Trump.
Starting point is 00:03:27 What do you think they're going to do with the obvious database of phone numbers that they have to spam text people? Because it's not like the spam text messages are going to stop. They have our data, they have our numbers, and they have access to us at all times. It's not like they're about to slow it down. They'll probably sell the phone numbers to like, the funny bone and then they'll have them be able to promote shows through it.
Starting point is 00:03:53 For like when I'm having an awfully light weekend, they'll send out 200,000 text messages. Hey Patriot, wanna go to Magoobie's? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Dude, I haven't gotten, I don't know why, I haven't gotten a single text. I probably have gotten 12 texts since we just sat down. Yeah everyone keeps talking about how many texts they're getting, I haven't gotten one
Starting point is 00:04:17 from Trump or Kamala. I've been responding stop to all of them. Really? corresponding stop to all of them really and they say okay, we've been removed you from the spinsters for Kamala Anti-defamation League Women's for you know fucking aerobatic
Starting point is 00:04:37 exercise Bullshit, did you see that Trump's doing MSG today? so Yeah in the round Did you see that Trump's doing MSG today? So... He's doing the round. Is he actually? I have no idea. I was looking at it though. Apparently, tickets are free. You just sign up.
Starting point is 00:04:55 I was thinking about going. I keep on seeing online these like Australian people and like British people who recount their experience going to a Trump rally and it's kind of nice to see it through somebody else's eyes. They seem like they're pretty fired up about it. Oh yeah. But I don't know if I got NBA centled but is Tony Hitchcliffe is going to be speaking
Starting point is 00:05:17 at the rally? Is that real? Is that right? I heard that. I don't know. I probably got centled. You got centled, I think you got centled a couple weeks ago. We never, we did not.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Yeah, about, I mean it doesn't even matter at this point. I'm just, anything I see online, I'm reporting as news. It's not on me to fucking be the discerning source of fucking fact checking. If it's making it across my desk, I'm assuming that whoever put it there is fucking being honest with me. So Tony Hinchcliffe was banging Cardi B
Starting point is 00:05:53 while she was nine months pregnant is the official word that I got. Oh man, just mixing up ML football with the news. We're gonna be at the top. Oh yeah, what'd you do last night, Francis? I drank 10 beers. Bro, 10 beers is nada. Also, when you texted, you were like, just hit 10.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Bro, you hit five, six hours prior to that. You were averaging like a little beer an hour. No, that's not right. There's no way that to that. You were averaging like a million beers an hour. No, no, no, no. That's not right. There's no way that's right. Dude, I didn't say anything, because I was like, I don't really feel like shaming you for your lack of beers. By the time I'd sent you the,
Starting point is 00:06:35 I just said 10 thing, I had had 10 a while before that, but I hadn't reported it. Supposedly. I mean, I don't know if I'm supposed to trust that. I hadn't reported it supposedly I mean I was fine trust that I was fine yeah you only had ten beers yeah if you told me how you thought I might feel after ten beers versus how I actually felt I I was very I don't really know why I set it up the way I just said it, but Tell where you were, I think it's way more interesting if you just had ten beers on your couch or in your hotel room
Starting point is 00:07:12 I think that's significantly less interesting than the actual circumstance you were in because you were at a sweet costume party Your costume looked fucking incredible. You were at the castle, bro. You were at the king's castle. Yeah. You were at the castle, bro. I went to, um. You were at the King's Castle. I went to, uh, Shane Gillis had a Halloween party. And we, everyone had to wear costumes. And I went to Spirit Halloween and walked in and the first rack had a Chucky costume and I saw that the guy on the cover of the costume box had the exact same hair that I do for Chucky.
Starting point is 00:07:54 So I just thought, well, that's easy. I won't even have to wear a wig. And I just went as Chucky. Yeah. Your costume was great. Thanks. Have you done Chuckie before? No.
Starting point is 00:08:07 That felt like one that you might have done a hundred times because it fits so well. Yeah, it was pretty spot on, pretty easy. And we had a lot of fun. But I was trying to drink beer for beer with Shane. Good. That was my goal. And we, that's right.
Starting point is 00:08:24 And we, uh. I do that every we, that's right. And we, uh... I do that every night, just by myself. I go, how many would Shane have right now? I kept pace with him. In fact, I actually overtook him because he went to have a hot chicken sandwich. He hired a food truck to sit in the parking lot
Starting point is 00:08:40 or the driveway and make it was a hot chicken, it was amazing, the food and Or she went to get his chicken sandwich. I actually overtook him on the beer count but then I got to ten and I Irish goodbye Because I knew I would if I said I am going they would have been like you're not done drinking beers Yeah, it looked fun. The costumes were great great I love a good costume party where everyone tries yeah people tried yeah Dan Soder and Katie were the runaway hit costume I would say they went as the wet
Starting point is 00:09:15 bandits from Home Alone and they just they did everything to the nights yeah and had the the iron that fucking Macaulay Culkin presses against his face or whatever. Yeah, that was really good That's awesome. Good costumes. I saw that picture who else had some American classics who who who was under Represented who was there? Give us all the details I want this to be treated like a fucking TMZ report of everything that happened at this exclusive comedy Halloween party. I saw Billy did blackface That's always a fun one. Dude. That was the running joke Billy came as a raisin and He bought this
Starting point is 00:10:01 preposterous raisin costume on Etsy yeah had no hole for his face. There was no like, he was looking sideways out of one of the eyes. So in order to talk to you, he had to turn so that he could look out the right eye at you. And then I was like, dude, how are you drinking? Are you drinking through the eye hole? And he goes, no, I just bring my arms into the costume.
Starting point is 00:10:30 And anytime you see me tilt back like this, I'm having a sip of my dishbrick. That's hilarious. And he was so defenseless. And people just came out coming up to him and sort of like boxing him in the stomach and he couldn't see them coming. So you know, and also he had to support the costume with his own head.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Like all the weight of the entire costume was just resting on his head. And he said halfway through the party party he had so much neck pain that he had to take it off yeah that sounds terrible yeah but that was really fun McKeever came as a priest that was pretty funny why is that funny I just saw a priest this morning yeah he was seemed like a normal guy what's funny about a priest? I don't know. It was just strange to see someone as a priest at like a Halloween party.
Starting point is 00:11:31 I guess I feel like I don't see that very often. It felt a little bit sacrilegious. No, no, I get the costume. I just don't get what's the funny part about that. Here's what we'll do, Sass. Next year I'll try to get you an invite so that you can see it for yourself and then maybe you'll have a better understanding of your own boots on the ground. Dude, I started biking and then I got four hours in and I got a flat and I had to turn
Starting point is 00:11:50 around. I was literally on the turnpike and I had to swing back because I was running out of miles on my Silver City bike. Okay, I got a story that's not a story, I won't tell a story. I'll stop prefacing stories with this, but I got in trouble and For doing something weird and I want you guys to tell me how weird you think this is The Shane was giving me a lot of shit for it Shane Gillis. I don't like something just like really bad you look so I was just grabbing asses at the party and Shane pulls me aside says that's not's not cool man I heard it a bunch
Starting point is 00:12:25 of kids into the basement and I just I said Shane come downstairs they're gonna fucking love this here's what happened so I went over there early the party started at like eight o'clock and I went over to his house at four. And he told me to come, because I had to pick up his costume as well. I had to pick up something for him at Spirit Halloween. So I went over there early and thought maybe I can help them
Starting point is 00:12:57 get sent up and whatever. And when I arrived, Shane was not home. He had run out to get trash bags and ice and some other things for his errand or whatever. So his girlfriend was there and then this other woman, this older woman, whose name was Fran Franchi, that was her real name, and she, they were setting up and they were in the sort of like area where the party was going to be, which was a couple, like 100 yards away from the house. And I said, do you want any help?
Starting point is 00:13:27 And they said, no. And so then I said, okay, cool. I'm gonna just sit in a chair in front of the house and read a book. I found 1984 by George Orwell in Shane's house. And I was just sitting down reading it. And it was like three or four o'clock and there was this lovely sunlight that was coming in through the trees and I
Starting point is 00:13:47 thought I could use a little Sun and so I took my shirt off in and sat in the chair and read the book and when Shane got home his girlfriend told him that I had taken my shirt off to read a book. And he came up to me and he goes, did you take your shirt off while my girlfriend was here? And it was just like the two of you guys. And I was like, there was also another woman here and he locked the door on me as like a joke but I couldn't come in the house
Starting point is 00:14:27 and I don't really know how angry he was or how big of a problem it was but in hindsight I guess it was pretty weird I just didn't even I didn't even see them and I wanted to get a little bit of Sun and they were so far away that it was I thought it would be fine. What were you going to do with the sunlight? Well, I was just getting a little bit of sun. In fact, I had it on my back, so I was facing the other way. You were facing the windows of the house? I was facing... It was coming in sideways and I was facing away from wherever the ladies were.
Starting point is 00:15:06 That's fucking insane. That's like one of the craziest things I've ever heard. Yeah. If I got home and I had a girl at my house and I got home and you were outside shirtless, I'd start throwing stuff around the house. I'd take it out on her. I'd be like stuff around the house I've taken out on her yeah yeah yeah I get it in hindsight but like again I wasn't doing it to be a creep I thought I was completely alone and it was we're out in the country and
Starting point is 00:15:40 he's got this house that has all this land and I was like sitting in an orchard basically Reading 1984. It was really pleasant and it was such a nice temperature What was friend Francia's role? They were doing they were setting up the party They were like way over in the in the in the house the sort of like garage Yeah, they were on these way area that the party was gonna be in there in the safe room They were probably as far away from you possibly as they could be in the house. They were slamming the panic button Shane get home now is it yeah look it was bad look and he gave me some shit for it and I Felt bad. I wasn't it's just one of those things. I wasn't even thinking about you know Yeah, I don't know if I think of a deal, but I think that I think low-key a little bit Not quite as crazy of a move
Starting point is 00:16:32 But a little bit less crazy is just peeling another man's book off their shelf and just cracking it open From scratch like did you start in the middle or did you you started at page one? From scratch like did you start in the middle or did you you started at page one? Lick I started a fucking cracked into Orwell I started a page one I had so much time to kill and I didn't want to just sit on my phone playing chess like I've been doing for fucking the last two weeks which is resulting in me having crazy screen time So I went into his house and he only had two books in there and they were both like up on the mantle
Starting point is 00:17:07 they were just out in the open and I saw it was 1984 and the Grapes of Wrath by Joel Steinbeck and I picked up 1984. It's pretty good. I'm gonna reread it. I haven't read it since like high school I've never read it. Oh The parallels today are uncannable. Yeah. The parallels today are uncanny. I think in like chapter 16 Tony Hitchcliffe goes to the round at Madison Square Garden. It's a one for one prophecy of what's actually happening in the world. It's super impressive. They're comparing the Trump rally at MSG
Starting point is 00:17:46 to when the KKK did the rally there. No, the Nazi, it was the Nazis. Oh, the Nazis did. In 38. Yeah. They packed that bitch out. They packed it out. They could have added a show.
Starting point is 00:18:00 It was like a basketball game in Serbia. They're like lighting paper towel rolls on fire and throwing them on the court They're playing zombie nation and the fucking Nazis were going crazy Dude, I just saw a clip of that Serbian basketball team's home court Oh, yeah, that's sick. That is the coolest basketball vibe. I've ever seen anywhere in professional sports Yeah, they were saying that the American league is cooked. No passion. The Clippers are trying to do that. So the dude, Steve Ballmer, who owns the Clippers,
Starting point is 00:18:35 the software guy, he, he, he built a new arena for them and there's like, he calls it the wall and it's first come first serve. You stand behind the basket. Everybody's supposed to be rowdy. And he was there in the first game just going nuts. Like, I don't know if you've ever seen him at his like Ted talk type of things that they did in the mid nineties
Starting point is 00:18:55 where he was just autistically swinging his arms and sweating from his armpits through like a blue Oxford shirt or something like that. He was a complete spaz. But I think that they're trying to make it into a thing. And they also, they kick out fans of other teams. So if you go in there with like a LeBron jersey or something, you'll get kicked out of the stadium.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Fuck yeah. I mean, I've long thought that the fact that we allow away fans to sit integrated with our home fans for sporting events in this country is a sign of the fact that we are just fucking weak when it comes to our sports fandom. Because in every other fucking country, when you go to a sporting event, there's a section for the away fans
Starting point is 00:19:33 and a section for the home fans. And God forbid that they should mix because it would absolutely lead to violence every single time. I can't believe we've even let them drink from the same water fountains. Yeah. Dude, it's a point. I can't believe we even let them drink from the same water fountains. Yeah. I went and saw Liverpool play Man City at Anfield in Liverpool and I remember that in between like at halftime you went in down below the seats
Starting point is 00:20:00 and basically like to get a drink or whatever and even the concourse that ringed around the stadium was you know you could walk all the way around and then where the fans the away fans section was the part of the concourse that they were allowed access to was cordoned off between the rest of the concourse with like a heavy wire metal kind of cage fence that went from floor to ceiling. So you could see them and you could scream at each other but they were in no hands no touching. Yeah exactly. No touchy touchy it those are even probably tame compared to countries that like don't have anything you know what I mean you
Starting point is 00:20:51 know how some countries like an impoverished country will kill the referee or they'll like knock the stadium down in a fit of passion or yeah flares and torches and shit like that. They're fucking dead serious about it. Like, uh, yeah. That, did you guys, did you guys watch the World Series last night? A little bit, yeah. You see that, uh, that second to last out
Starting point is 00:21:15 for the Yankees, the strikeout? Mm-hmm. I saw that happen. I said to my friends, I was like, if you were in another country, they would have killed you for that. They would have just shot you in the head in the center of the, in you were in another country, they would have killed you for that. They would have just shot you in the head in the center of the, in the diamond.
Starting point is 00:21:27 They would have taken you to the pitcher's mound at the end of the game and shot you in the back of the head. I think they're trying to normalize it a little bit, like riots by fans. Like at the Ohio State game yesterday, they were throwing bottles onto the field. I feel like there's been a couple of games recently where they start throwing bottles. Are you mewing like there's been a couple games recently where they start throwing bottles are you mewing right
Starting point is 00:21:46 now bro I'm mewing you can't just catch you mid-mute you caught me mid-mute move on and what was that move past it it was a full-on new but I never caught you like that damn bro you thought you were in the privacy of your own home? You can never get caught muing on Zoom. Devastating. It's worse than the CNN anchor who got caught jerking off. It is. Little sass is going to lose his position at Barstool Sports.
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Starting point is 00:23:22 God damn. Yeah. That's brutal. And then Black Ops 6 came out at midnight on Thursday, played until 4 a.m. And then it's just been, it's just been, like I'm not gonna, I can't play today. I gotta take a break.
Starting point is 00:23:41 Because last night- I don't believe that there's a world where you're not gonna play today. No, we got off last night and we were like, I'm not playing tomorrow. Because we played for too long last night. We played during the day and then Mooc had a spot. So we took like a three hour break. And then we got back on around nine, got off at three.
Starting point is 00:24:02 And man, we were playing just normal and then we got into it we got into zombies we tried out zombies because that's like the new that's in the new Call of Duty and I haven't played zombies in years and We ended up getting so if we got it's like level like like 40 And then we just like gave up because we were like dude. I can't I can't do this anymore Your eyes are bleeding. Yeah, dude. It was like we were playing with a fucking random, dude and Me and my buddy Peters both had him muted and mook was talking to him the entire time and mook thought that we were yeah mook thought we were all gonna unmute him and only he did and Dude it just got to a point where we were like we were literally like
Starting point is 00:24:45 I can't do this. Talking to a stranger for four hours is insane. That's like being trapped at an Uber ride. Yeah. It's crazy. Just having the conversation like never going on your phone. Why did you abandon your brother like that? That's a bad sign if I'm playing fucking a war game with you.
Starting point is 00:25:04 You literally left your brother bleeding on the battlefield as he had to have a conversation with a stranger well a because I'm the best player on the team so I don't really need to be going to comms with anybody but I mean let me let me read you these eliminations took a photo because he was like it was a run for me so me I had two I killed 2135 zombies the random dude killed 1000 Matt killed 1500 and mook killed 941 I'd over double the amount of kills the mook had I mean I was just putting on a clinic the zombies didn't stand a chance against me He was director of communications, bro. You had him yapping the entire time. He couldn't even focus on the game Of course you were doing better than him you had his hands tied you're weight on his fucking ankles once you get to hour three On zombies it's like you're just numb like we weren't even speaking
Starting point is 00:25:59 It was just silent just like going through the motions of just killing more and more zombies That's awesome. And then dude, I got off and I was like, I think we might have like set the world record there. And then I looked it up and some dude died at level 256 and we died at 40. So it's like if you go to level 256, that means you must have been playing the game for over 30 hours straight. Just like a consistent... Because you can't pause zombies. IV you have a IV of Mountain Dew Yeah, you're doing that yes
Starting point is 00:26:29 You have a IV of Mountain Dew code red going right into your bloodstream exactly like a hanging apparatus that has a vape in front Of your mouth yeah Like a harmonica yeah You like Bob Dylan you can't pause it He did you like Bob Dylan you can't pause it But once you start zombies you are locked in until you're done it's asking you Question so first of all can you can you pause zombies? No No, it's a hand pause online breath. bro. What caused the zombies to mutate into zombies?
Starting point is 00:27:08 What was the sort of pandemic origin story for these beings? I'm not sure. I don't know in this one. I know in the old ones, they were Nazi zombies. But I think this one's a little too futuristic for them to be Nazi zombies. I'm not quite sure. But I think maybe if's a little too futuristic for them to be Nazi zombies. I'm not quite sure. But I think maybe if you play the campaign,
Starting point is 00:27:29 you'll figure out why they're zombies. I feel like that's been in the old campaigns, but I'm not, I'm really not sure. Gotcha. Where's the base? What time of, what year is the base said? Like 1990, Iraq. Oh cool. So it was before the Wuhan lab.
Starting point is 00:27:45 It was before the Wuhan lab. So they're not COVID zombies. That'll be a good one. That'll be a fun Call of Duty when that comes out eventually. There's Saddambees. Yeah, there's Saddambees and. Momar Gaddafbees.
Starting point is 00:28:00 I guess it's, I haven't played the campaign so I don't really know much about about what where what they what takes place I Know is reading about the campaign. I was reading about the campaign. What'd you read? it said that basically Black Ops 6, you know this game is gonna be the new and improved of the black ops major, major improvements on Black Ops 5. And, Saas, is it still the case that there are two different
Starting point is 00:28:31 like developing companies that make Call of Duty, and one of them really knows how to make it good, and then the other one is bad, so every other game is good and bad? Kind of, it depends on how you think. I mean, there's like Activisionision and then there's Treyarch. I'm trying to think of what the, is that both of them? Did you actually read about this, Francis?
Starting point is 00:28:56 No, I have never been less interested in a topic. Oh no, they're published by Activision. They're developed by Infinity Ward and then Treyarch and then Sledgehammer games The fact that you got some zombies out of something that you don't give a fuck about is pretty damn good Yeah, yeah, well, I'm just here to riff you know black off six is Treyarch people like the Treyarch games more than the Other ones I think That's what I read. Yeah, no, that's what I was told too.
Starting point is 00:29:28 Cause the Treyarch ones are truer to the character and they have better graphic development and storylines. Yeah, they have better graphics and they're also just, they run smoother, smoother interface, you know, you know how it goes. Yeah, right. The Osama bin landis To be honest all this doesn't work is like a good dessert all this time
Starting point is 00:29:50 Yeah, it sounds amazing has me wanting to play black ops 6 I had a feeling we're gonna talk you right into it No, I can't I gotta take a break also balls on him and now we're in 15. Let's get real I've been waiting all day. I've been waiting all day for... Sunday morning. Sunday at one. Football on TV, we're gonna have fun. Hey Jack, it's a fact that show's back in town.
Starting point is 00:30:29 I love that song. I love that song and I love the concert, like the fake concert I listen to that song everyday, it's in my workout playlist Who sings it? It's almost like a mark of how interchangeable the female country stars are That they're just like randomly... That they could just go from Carrie Underwood to fucking Miranda Lambert or like, whoever sings all these songs. Is it still Carrie Underwood? I think it's still Carrie Underwood.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Correct? Hey, Jackie, surprise. Show is back in town. Ha ha ha. What's the Monday night football one? It's, I've been waiting all day, What's the Monday night football one? I've been waiting all day for a Monday night. See, I don't understand that. That's what it should be.
Starting point is 00:31:12 Cause I've never waiting all day for Sunday night because the Sunday night game always sucks. I'm waiting all day for 1 p.m. on Sunday. Yeah, that's why you got. What's the most primetime? Monday night. Probably Monday. What's the most coveted sort of major primetime slot for football? I think it is Sunday night football. I think it's that
Starting point is 00:31:35 more than more than Monday night. I think it's I think it's Monday because Sunday there's so much football on by the end of the day. Sometimes you're like, I don't even really feel like watching the the primetime game. And then Monday, it's like you worked and then like by the end of the day sometimes you're like I don't even really feel like watching the the primetime game and then Monday it's like you worked and then like at the end of the night you're like oh shit there's football on tonight let's watch the football game guys we're okay hey October I've been waiting all day for Monday night I think October went the fastest of any month I've ever experienced in my whole life. Yeah, it did really go by fast.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Sad, because I don't like November very much. November sucks. Yeah. November is such a fucking dud. Thanksgiving, fucking terrible. I love Thanksgiving. Thank God for the global warming, because we're going to have an 80 degree November and it's gonna be incredible We're all giving my Thanksgiving is one of my two favorite holidays. I Love Thanksgiving. Yeah, I like Thanksgiving. I like the 4th of July I'm not as excited about Thanksgiving this year because typically we do it at my family's house in Florida and that house is now gone What destroyed by Milton? Yeah, it got washed away. It actually was, it wasn't Milton tough. Have I not talked to you guys about this?
Starting point is 00:32:51 Our house is fucked. I was just gonna make a Milton joke. It's completely fucked. The whole front of the house got ripped off. It looks like an open-faced sandwich That's more space so you more space for you to pop your shirt off and son out front Yeah, I could read my book in peace out there. That's exactly right. I Got a big dog. What what happened documentary about a dude who started a
Starting point is 00:33:21 fishing lodge in the Bahamas and and and his whole entire lodge was destroyed by Hurricane 2. I watched it and I said, this reminds me of Francis. It's called A Thousand Casts. It's a very good documentary. It's on Delta. I've seen that. I've seen that one.
Starting point is 00:33:40 It's about fly fishing. Imagine your last Thanksgiving. Imagine your last year's Thanksgiving compared to this one. I saw a different documentary, A Thousand Caps. It was a compendium of a thousand greatest sitcom ensemble groups ranked. It was about the 50th season of SNL friends number one was friends It was about the best podcast that can yeah and some done. Yeah, I was about Rogan's 1000th episode This dog just this dog just opened the door
Starting point is 00:34:19 Came it. I love when are you that shit? I'm at my friend's house. This is they have this have this enormous dog It's a never heard of a little guy named Tony hinge cliff That's where he is right now is that hinge cliffs Palace and Cliff Manor Yeah my God But yeah, Francis, your last Thanksgiving, you were fully married and had a house in Florida. God damn. Deep cuts. I'm not trying to come at you.
Starting point is 00:34:55 No, I know. I'm not trying to come at you. That's okay. It's just that, it's just, you're, I don't know how you could still love Thanksgiving. It's just a... Right. If there's anything I've learned, it's that you smile and shake my hand with one hand, and then you go right to Dave and you say, you know what would be funny is if we made Francis and his ex-wife get back together and we should vote on it. What do you say we vote on them getting back together? Against their will. If all he wants to talk about is how sad he is about his divorce
Starting point is 00:35:28 then maybe we should just make him get back together with her. That would be an awesome video. That's content right there. Yeah that's the fastball. That's 99 on the black right there. Right, right. Oh my gosh. It wouldn't have been my idea but if that's what the people want we'll set up a vote. Yeah and he passes the buck to me. That's fucking amazing. But yeah Thanksgiving great time of the year I guess. I love it. I personally love it and this this year, we're going to have an even better view of the ocean, because front windows of like very bad cars. Yeah, you're gonna have the trash bag windows for your house. Yeah, trash bag windows on the house, lightly blowing in the breeze.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Making the sounds that a person makes when you see a mob hit where they kill them by putting a plastic bag over their head. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. That's great. Mouth taping suppocation. That's gonna be fun.
Starting point is 00:36:52 I like the idea of you guys having dinner, but like one half of the table is just like split in half, so half of the people are sitting on the floor, but you guys are just trying to act like nothing happened. Mm-hmm. I like the sound of that. So where are you gonna go? Are you gonna go to Florida and just go to a different property down there? I'm not sure yet. I actually don't know.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Like what we're doing exactly. My sister's pregnant and very pregnant. So I don't think they're gonna be able to travel. You have a sister? So we may just go to them. Yep. The banger. I actually have two sisters. Banger. One who lives around DC, which you know about, and then another one who lives elsewhere. The lone boy. The lone Ellis man. I don't know where else to
Starting point is 00:37:41 go. Very curious about this second sister. You would be, you freak. I'm very curious about this second sister You would be freak. I'm gonna pop my shirt off in front of her and read Yeah, you would yeah, except you don't read From yesterday about books take your pants off and listen to an audiobook Just looking to get some sun. You don't mind if I pull my cock out in your front yard. Do you? You don't mind if I pull my cock out in your front yard, do you? Crazy. I'm telling you he's going to make that into a thing. You were one step away. You were one step away from that.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Just going full cock out. You don't mind if I get my bird a little sunshine, do you? Looks like Shane might be stuck in some traffic. You don't mind if I... I give you what? 15 more minutes to sun my cock? I could pull you to the study. Yeah Shane's not gonna be back for at least an hour. You don't mind if I pop the top, do you?
Starting point is 00:38:35 Pop the top, let her breathe? Saz, what was the last time you took your shirt off and like around people? Oh years. Oh really? Years. I genuinely don't know. Wow. I don't take my shirt off in front of myself.
Starting point is 00:38:55 I have to put- I don't know what that means. I have to put fucking tape over the mirror and the bathroom before I get in the shower. Tape over your nipples. See? Yeah. before I get in the shower. Tape over your nipples. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:06 He uses the shower curtain as like a bathrobe. He just shrouds himself in the shower curtain and lets the water run down the inside of it. I have a blackout shower curtain. Like pouring hot sauce down a fucking cheesy Gordita Crunchwrap. Oh, speaking of, guess what we did, did sass guess what ronan I did Something fucking dumb probably we stopped at Wendy's on the way back from Philly hell. Yeah, how was that like?
Starting point is 00:39:39 11 o'clock maybe even midnight we stopped at Wendy's Wendy's is that's a day ruiner Well the other option was Taco Bell Taco Bell over Wendy's every time dude all right as far as day ruining yeah Taco Bell is a life ruiner. No Yes, I was just dog no no No, dude. Wendy's is dog food. No, no. Wendy's was right choice. And we made the decision together. I promise you, dude, if you get like three soft tacos just seasoned beef,
Starting point is 00:40:14 lettuce, tomato, you're gonna feel better, so much better than you will if you have Wendy's. We didn't feel, I didn't feel great after the Wendy's. I was just sort of following Rone's lead because you know I haven't eaten. I haven't eaten that since probably in probably like 20 20 years I would say yeah, that's not true. You were starving on the way home
Starting point is 00:40:36 We stopped I knew I was willing to fast I was really really willing to fast That's crazy that you guys stopped. What was it an hour drive home? The three of us went out to dinner and they didn't bring our dinner out. That is true. That's what happened. We did forget about that. That was something. That's what happened. That was unbelievable. Yeah. Well, and also at that dinner we were at, I was telling Sass about how my second sister just passed away and he was so mad that they were not bringing our food out.
Starting point is 00:41:10 He was like, dude, I just don't get where the food is. It's Monday night. I was just nobody in here. I was so unbelievably hungry and we ordered food. Francis was crying though. Yeah. I know but I mean at a certain point the hunger takes over.
Starting point is 00:41:28 There were other people at the bar passing their martini glasses under my chin in order to make them dirtier martinis. Hey. From my tears. Your salty tears. Isn't it weird that hunger's really the only feeling that you get that could really just make you be like,
Starting point is 00:41:42 like you don't give a fuck about anything else besides, besides for you. Like if you were like like you don't give a fuck about anything else besides besides for you Like if you were like my sister died, and I was starving I'd be like that sucks, but we really got to eat dude I'm fucking starving right now. No I would say another feeling is grief, and I had grief from her passing and That made me not care about anything else I had hunger hunger takes grief nine times out of ten if you're really hungry If you're really hungry if you're really grieving If you're really really grieve, you're starving you're starved it He's definitely never really grieved in this scenario. I was so upset
Starting point is 00:42:16 I've been grieving my whole life brother. I said I said I don't even care if I get hit by a car right now I Don't care, and I wasn't like I don't I've never been so hungry that I wouldn't care if I get hit by a car right now. I don't care. And I wasn't like, I don't- I've never been so hungry that I wouldn't care if I got hit by a car. Dude, I've been hungry to the point that if I got hit by a car, I would just bounce back up and try and find the closest food spot. I'd pop up like a fucking cockroach that you just stepped on. Like a homeless person? Like a possum?
Starting point is 00:42:42 Yeah. And I go, where's the fucking food? Just walking on two broken legs and the problem was Francis and I ordered appetizers But I think it one of them was like a deep-fried like mushroom mushroom And what was the other one? Oh, it was like a steak steak tartare. Beef carpaccio. So Sass couldn't touch either of them. No I couldn't either. I was like I'm just gonna I'm starving I'm just gonna wait for my burger like I just ordered a burger I'll just wait for that. And then at least we got to eat appetizers. An hour goes by. And we had cocktails. I was just slamming club soda. And Sass thought
Starting point is 00:43:23 that those were our main dishes so he was getting double mad because he was like they just brought out your entrees and didn't bring me shit with focus was like 30 minutes had passed and I was like are they not gonna bring out my burger and then the worst thing is When we ask they get we asked the boat the bartender we like they just checking in on the food it's been like an hour and And then he goes I'll go check with the chef and then he comes back and he goes It's looking like it's gonna be another 15. Which that just means we forgot about the order. We literally have not started making it yet.
Starting point is 00:43:51 They hadn't started. And all, Rode and I ordered two lake trout and it was really like, I don't understand why that would take very long. It doesn't take that long to cook lake trout. Lake bass? You can't use lake trout. We've been over this. You can't use lake trout in the joke because lake trout is an actual cook lake trout. Lake bass? You can't use lake trout. We've been over this.
Starting point is 00:44:05 You can't use lake trout in the joke because lake trout is an actual type of trout. I don't understand what you're talking about. And it wasn't lake trout. It was steelhead. Steelhead? Steelhead trout. We went over it. No, I definitely wouldn't have ordered a steelhead.
Starting point is 00:44:21 I was like, there's huge rainbow trout, and I showed you guys photos of what Steelhead trout look like. Those, I told you, I remember I said they call Steelhead the fish of a thousand casts. Look, I don't want to get into some weird debate about like fucking carpenter, steelworking, trout and gas. About forcing girls to give you blowjobs. Carpenter used to be in the old zombies and when you picked it up it would go carp and I Mmm. Yeah, let's go back to that. Let's talk more about the zombies. Do you know this section is gonna love that? You can't be mad about zombies talk. This is a huge deal. This game is huge It's not like when I was talking about minecraft and no one's really playing minecraft right now
Starting point is 00:45:04 It's like the number. this is the talk of the town What totally the world this is talk of the world, bro Okay, fair enough everyone. I have to After you did it after we couldn't get dinner and we went over to helium when we're fresh when were we talking about status having like a When we're, Fritz, when were we talking about Sass having like a, uh, the perfect order cooked up for helium? Was it before we didn't get dinner? Or was he like, oh, he's not even gonna want to eat dinner with us because he's so familiar with like the Bavarian pretzel bites at helium, or like the deep-fried macaroni hot dog, or whatever the fuck you always get at helium. And then sure enough we got backstage at helium and he was like all of the regular, just my regular. He was sitting there waiting for him, they knew he was coming.
Starting point is 00:45:53 What I was saying was you got to avoid the buffalo bites. You got to avoid the buffalo bites and he was like oh man green room food, I'm not excited about it, it doesn't do well for my stomach. So then he went with a much safer, healthier option in order to basket of khaki colored chicken tenders and fries. They were great, no stomach problems from those. The buffalo bites will ruin your month. No, if those chicken tenders were the color of the uniforms of the
Starting point is 00:46:26 Soldiers in Desert Storm, we wouldn't have lost a single American life. They would have been perfect camouflage in the Middle East They were so fucking beige and khaki color. There wasn't an ounce of any type of color in any of them Well, this angle is insane All we can see is the bottom is the bottom half of your face. What brother? That's how podcasts should be. You don't need to see any of this. Did you dress up for mass? No just standard stuff. Just a standard three piece. White t-shirt three piece suit doesn't matter what you you wear all those matters is who you're with and I was with the Lord Jesus Christ I was walking with Jesus they were talking about same they're talking about Jesus
Starting point is 00:47:13 is last his final miracle that he performed does anyone know what it is anyone in the class know what Jesus's final miracle was when he turned the water fucking IBS yeah he big sass is his leaky gut was was when he turned the water fucking IBS Yeah, he picked sasses his leaky gut was it when he lifted the fucking like 300 thousand pound crucifix and Walked like that 20 miles with a miracle bro. That was a miracle Well, he was doing that shit all purpose bro. He was just that was Goggins. That wasn't a miracle That was him literally carrying the boats. It was, he cured a blind man, his last act, his last miracle, last reported miracle.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Just a single blind man, this dude was begging for it. They said that Jesus was giving a speech and this dude cried out and was like, please cure me. And at first Jesus was like be quiet yeah Jesus was probably just talking to a big group of people and this fucking ass naked blind dude was screaming at him and then eventually he just relented and was like fine and fucking fixed his blindness was like go on your go on your way hecklers will be alienated yeah yeah it was fucking classic bro you guys should come to church with me I did a wide one of those zoom masses this
Starting point is 00:48:33 morning yes you know mass is what we used to call the lacrosse team at UMass very funny very funny they were a bunch of fucking Animals I think that's just what I like all the you mass zoom ass No, this was zoom ass Well, I assume as bitch. Yeah, did I tell you guys the story about how right before we played zoom ass my freshman year like half their team got expelled from school because they had gone to a frat party where someone was talking shit
Starting point is 00:49:12 to one of them. So the captains of the team, I think, told a bunch of the younger guys to go back to their dorms and get baseball bats and lacrosse shafts and come back to the party, which they did. And then they beat the shit out of that guy with weapons. The cross shaft draw, that's an insane thing
Starting point is 00:49:32 to beat someone up with, because they're kind of lightweight. I know. You know what I mean? They're hollow. It probably doesn't hurt. It's probably beating up someone with a spoon. Oh, I mean, also they whistle as you like bring them through the air like lightsabers yeah it's like it's like using wiffle ball bats to beat someone's ass yeah and we
Starting point is 00:49:54 beat UMass that year which we were all really shocked by because we didn't know it had happened so close to the game that we didn't actually know half the team was expelled almost so we were like, man, we're so good. We're going to be good this year. But we had just beaten a team that had brought fucking high school kids up from local Massachusetts schools in order to play us. Getting expelled from college is pretty brutal. That's going to be a rough conversation with your parents
Starting point is 00:50:21 when you just show up at home one day. I think we had a policy at our school that if your roommate died during a semester that you automatically got straight A's for the entire semester. That's a weird ass thing to do. That feels like it's just you're just asking for someone to kill their roommate. Well, I mean, if not that, at least let them know like, hey, listen, I hate to tell you this but you're gaining a lot of weight. Yeah Yo, I just wanted to give you a heads up. It's not gonna get better
Starting point is 00:50:50 Yeah, there's no light at the end of the tunnel Have a good one. I'm gonna head out. I don't see it improving for you I'm gonna leave this gun with one bolt on it on the countertop Don't touch it. You see see my loaded gun anywhere? I? Think it's under your pillow anyways, man. I'm gonna head out. It was right on my nose Yeah, I'm so glad I just got that refill of 90 Xanax pills which by the way if you take all of them at once you won't feel anything ever again
Starting point is 00:51:23 statistically see speaking they say it's the most peaceful way to go out but what would I know I always take one that's the best a plot of that TV show tell me lies like within the first ten minutes a girl gets a girl like the girl dies the roommate dies or whatever is it based on that story of the of the girl that like told the guy or friend that he
Starting point is 00:51:46 Should kill himself, and he did No, but that is a fucking crazy story what the AI thing Are you talking about the AI thing you're disappearing so much. Where are you going? Do you what do you mean? Always Where are you going, dude? What do you mean? I've always seen... Dude, I thought we were talking about the AI. I had a buddy and he went to Catholic University and he got... Dude, tilt your fucking... The two of you are... I had a buddy who went to Catholic University and he got expelled on his first day They found him passed out in a parking garage
Starting point is 00:52:29 Just like a lifeless body and they were like you're kicked out of school as a freshman during like orientation week That's awesome. He had paid a year of tuition It's like $50,000 and they just fucking kicked him out immediately That sucks so bad having to tell your parents and then just enrolling in a different school Having them pay another $50,000 just because you couldn't figure out the first day Yeah, I'll be rip shit I'll be rip shit if that happened I'll just rip shit. I'll just rip shit. You've never heard that?
Starting point is 00:53:04 No, bro. Put me out to some new slang. Just means like pissed as hell, like ape shit. You ever hear a white dude say he's going ape shit? Yes, I've heard that. That means clear the room. Or going postal. That's another classic one.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Postal's a great one. Going FedEx. Going Amazon, Amazon Prime. I think DHL might be an actual criminal organization Really? I don't even know what DHL is. I just know the Frank Ocean song I'm telling you every time I've ever shipped anything with DHL because it only I always seem to have to use it when I'm shipping things internationally, so if I order something from a foreign country or So if I order something from a foreign country, or like I bought those rugs in Morocco
Starting point is 00:53:45 and had them shipped through DHL, and I just got this email out of nowhere that like, I think it went to my spam folder that said that my packages were at the border and I had to pay an import fee of $48, and I like did, but I never, you know, I don't know that troubled me Dude that viewer guy if you were ordered something from like Amazon and then they send it with like a third party Delivering service and it's just like some dude just shows up at your house
Starting point is 00:54:18 It's got tape all over the box and it's just like dude. Those are the worst ones All over the box. And it's distro, like dude, those are the worst ones. It looks like a child's car seat that got lost in the luggage at the airport and they delivered to you from a windowless van at 2 a.m. Dude, I got in a battle with customer service at Amazon when they were delivering through that guy. Dude, I was hitting them up,
Starting point is 00:54:40 because I got a notification, I was waiting on a package, and then I got a notification that was like your package, your delivery driver tried to deliver your package but there was no one home. And I was like, I've been waiting for this package the entire day. I was waiting at my phone. No one showed up, no one tried to get in. And then they were like,
Starting point is 00:54:58 we're gonna try and have him bring it back. And then I got the package like two weeks later. What was it? What was inside? I don't really remember. Oh, I think it was something for my Wyoming trip. Waiters? No, we went, we wet-weighted.
Starting point is 00:55:12 Flies. From Wyoming. It might've been flies, but no, it was an Amazon package. It might've been. Bug spray. It might've been my chair, perhaps. Oh, your folding chair? Yeah, well I got a really nice small folding chair
Starting point is 00:55:25 breaks down really small cup holders in it did it have those mesh cup holders no this one doesn't it's a camping mattress Heliox I'm not familiar with that one the Helinox chair they're very nice they break down real small I love them I actually might pop that thing open right now watch foot watch Sunday ball in it no way you're gonna you're you're gonna have your there's no chance that you're not beating off by half time of these of the early slate I could tell how how energized you are you according to sell today bro I could smell it through the screen I cracked the window I could smell you from the East Village pheromones fucking spilling out
Starting point is 00:56:07 Please You need to you need church bro. You get wise you need the church. You know, I'm on scene in retention Cleo Fizz Jane, I'm on seeming retention right now. I know you're not bro. I know that's a lie eight hours. No fat Coven on our eight no fat. COVID on hour eight, no fat. I want to read off my lawn parlay for today just in case I win so people can give me my flowers. Alrighty, let's talk about game time. Game time is the official ticketing partner
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Starting point is 00:58:13 You ain't winning this parlay, bro. Send flowers. I prayed for you to win the parlay at church today and the Lord looked me dead in the eye and said he ain't doing it. I'm not making that happen. He said I can't make that happen. All of my bets today revolve around Jaden Daniels playing. That was dumb. Well he is going to play though isn't he? I think he's going to play.
Starting point is 00:58:38 Alright I got Raven's money line, Lyon's money line, Packer's money line, Texan's money line, Buck's money line, Bill's minus three, Chief's money line, Commander's money line packers money line Texans money line bucks money line bills minus three Chiefs money line commanders money line 49ers money line Eagles Bengals over 47 and a half Yeah, that is That is 15 to pay a 1500 So if there's a single upset in the NFL this week, your parlay is cooked.
Starting point is 00:59:08 For phone. Dude, first of all, it's so dumb when people say this, when people go, oh, we only picked the favorites. Dude, then do it. You do it. What? You do it. Do? You do it. Do what?
Starting point is 00:59:26 Do what? And also those are not all favorites. The commanders are not a favorite. The Bucks are not a favorite. And you made a really smart bet by saying I don't think the Bills are going to necessarily I'm just expecting them to cover. No the Bills. I had the Bills.
Starting point is 00:59:41 You said they were going to win and cover. Win and cover. They're minus three. Oh you love them both. Oh good Yeah smart smart smart smart smart because I think the Seahawks are really overrated is it I'm gonna ride with you bro. Put that on the DraftKings sportsbook DK partner Throw it on the DraftKings sportsbook and let me get a let me let me click on it and ride with you
Starting point is 01:00:00 I don't want to enter all of it. I don't know how to do that, but I'll try Well, I think I got to do it in it. I don't know how to do that, but I'll try Bar stool chat You know Jack McCarthy, he'll be able to pull one out like son of a boy that parlay or something like that Yeah, they need you we should start putting bets in though like as a podcast and and submitting them Do you guys want to bet like hockey you start betting hockey or something? sure Hawaii two weeks ago and I'm still throwing the chaka.
Starting point is 01:00:31 It's so fucking sick. It's fucking awesome. Are you in Gladwin? Yeah. I thought you were in Gladwin. I could tell by the sconces. I could tell by the inlaid light above you. How'd you know that? I was here
Starting point is 01:00:45 I feel like I could tell that guy the guy's handiwork that does that Yeah, and that's not a modular home. That's a custom-built home. I could tell oh, it's a nice nice place How do you have friends in every city? How come every city you go to you're like I'm just crashing with one of my friends You go to your like I'm just crashing with one of my friends Where the whiskey bottle not even just friends though. It's like you have friends that all have like guest bedrooms Listen sass. I think this is the difference between me branching out and Connecting with people from all walks of life and you saying I have two friends and that's more than enough
Starting point is 01:01:24 It's true. What's the difference between me and you? My friends have houses and you will go to them and they will have nice sconces and nice things. It's positive thinking but I don't think either of them are ever gonna have a house. Like a dumb and dumber. They're just gonna be staying in a bungalowong. There's gonna be waiting for the apartments. Bo and I actually talked about sort of splitting a home. We were thinking like a log cabin out in Wyoming, right at the sort of fork of the Salmon River there. The Salmon River is in Idaho and upstate New York.
Starting point is 01:02:01 It's in Idaho. You're thinking of the Steelhead River. Yes, that is where the fucking Pittsburgh Steelers play the salmon river in upstate New York is actually a very very popular steelhead River steelhead fishing river especially around this time of year a lot of people fish for steelhead there Jersey Jerry's a big steeler head Yes, he's a massive steelhead Is this is this hey Jack. It's a fact the show's back in town
Starting point is 01:02:36 Everybody's gonna Sunday night football or the Browns playing around All right Well gonna be found by the buggy. Don't put that evil on me. Well, Francis, you gotta head out. Where are you going, Francis? I gotta... Blood's got the Patriots card again. I got some stuff I gotta do today. You gotta do what today?
Starting point is 01:02:58 Gotta run some lines. Classic. Oh yeah. All three of us run different kind of lines. Sas is running, running flies. I'm running that fucking Colombian Pure from Hobbitah. And Francis, theater or some gay shit? I really don't know. Yeah that's my boy Francis. He's a theater guy. Or some gay shit. I don't really know he loves to act You'll catch him reading lines with his shirt off in the front porch. Oh
Starting point is 01:03:33 What's up, Shane? Sorry? I was just going over my lines for tomorrow. She's your full day is out Is that your babe right there? I didn't realize I was I was lost in the script. I was just lost in my cock mains. Slow stroke while Trump's on Joe Rogan. We're all going to be back in office on Wednesday, right? Yep. Isn't it? Sweet. Hell yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:01 Can't wait to see you boys. Yeah, so we're recording in office on Wednesday Wednesday, and then when's election? Next Tuesday? See you next Tuesday. Two Tuesdays from now, yeah. Two Tuesdays from now is the election. We're gonna do an election extravaganza from Sass's apartment Livestream price was seven-hour live stream we're thinking Something like that and me and Francis are gonna we're gonna drink an entire bottle of brettavan and Reminisce on our times in Iceland hell. Yeah It's cool that we've all been to Iceland I know that's a country we've all been to
Starting point is 01:04:39 Except for America of course what other one? Sass where have you been I've been to Canada. I've been to Canada. I'm going to be in Canada a lot this year. I got my tour dates for next year. I'm in Canada like four times. Must be nice. And then where else? What other countries have you been to? I've been to Italy, France, England. Okay we've all been to those. Yep. All right love you boys I'll see you on this week. Bye.

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