Son of a Boy Dad - Tales From the Anesthesiologist - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 104

Episode Date: March 9, 2023

We recorded at night after a couple of bevs and it went pretty much how you would expect. Rone and Sas met an anesthesiologist at the bar a couple hours before getting to the studio, which then took us down a DEEP rabbit hole for a minute there. Nip Tuck is a sick battle rapper name, the waitresses aren't flirting with you, and rone.com.com was ahead of its time. Enjoy the episode and subscribe to the pod. Ads: Gametime Download the Gametime app or go to gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BOYDAD for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply) Sportsbook Must be 21+ Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER Manscaped Get 20% off + free shipping with code SON at https://barstool.link/ManscapedBarstoolYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is March 8th. It is Wednesday and it is also 544 p.m. Women's History.

Women's History Day or no women's international love day something like that like that shout out janine garofalo and shout out yeah shout out greenwich thunberg or whatever her name is shout out fucking margaret village i uh before we get into greenwich thunberg before we get into things i want to uh I'm going to be in Toronto next week March 17th through the 20th or through the 19th March 17th and 18th I'm going to be in Toronto

I'm going to be in Toronto March 17th and 18th, the tickets are actually almost sold out, so get tickets to that I'm going to be in Moon Tower Comedy Festival for people asking about that to get tickets to that me and ronan actually going to be doing a show there i think on the 21st of april of april and that is you're gonna have to wait for the tickets to come out for that i don't know when they come

out and then me and francis ellis barstool favorite are going to be doing cobs comedy club in san francisco april 28th and 29th four. And then I'm going to be in Detroit, Michigan on the 19th and the 20th at the House of Comedy. And then I believe on the 18th of March, I'm going to be in like Cleveland, Ohio. The fuck? But Sass did just recently set the record of most dudes to shit themselves in the audience from laughing so hard. I did. Where am I going to be? These guys are launching themselves off their chair from shitting themselves

so forcefully that they fucking are just skyrocketing into the outer space like fucking Bezos' brother. Yeah, I'm going to be at Hilarity's Comedy Club, Cleveland, Ohio. Oh, great spot. March 8th. May 18th. I fucking love it there. May 18th. And I'm only

doing one show there and then I'm going to Detroit and I'm doing four shows in Detroit. All those tickets are going to sell out. So make sure you get them. Toronto is very close to being sold out. So if you want your tickets and you hear this tomorrow, get them soon. Anyways, also all of those tickets can be found

on LilSasquatchWebsite.com God damn, that's a bad name. on little sasquatch website.com god damn that's a bad name little sasquatch website.com and that's where all of that all of that can be found there's no way it was taken little sasquatch itself was definitely just fine no it was taken they asked me if i wanted to do like a little sasquatch with a bunch of numbers and then they're like what about little sasquatch website and i was like that sounds ideal actually no i used to own roan.com.com for like 10 years really yeah roan.com.com roan.com.com why did you give it up i mean it's so fucking expensive it turns into a bidding war i used to work for a dude that owned

i had to pay you 900 for a little sasquatch sass for for little Sasquatch website.com you got fucking robbed but no I was like I had to pay the dude that like made the website I don't know his whole thing I used to work for a dude that owned NewYork.com and he would like talk about it like it was the fucking like it was the

biggest piece of real estate on the internet probably was it's $20 million estate on the internet. Probably was. It's $20 million for NewYork.com. NewYork.com is a big one. I feel like that would be like New York Magazine, like the New Yorker. But I don't even think it is. I don't even think he's sold it yet. So I think NewYork.com still goes to a website, like a hodgepodge website where you can buy hats and canvases and stupid-ass shit.

Let's see what New York has. Have you ever had a website? Did you ever make a website by yourself ron.com.com bro don't play me i made a website when i was young i made like i tried to make like a video game blog really yeah and i was i used some weird like off like go daddy type website to do it but was it successful it was very successful yeah now it failed i was like i was like five when i made it when i was trying to get hired by barstool originally i made a tumblr called like trouble bubble and i fucking misspelled some of the words so it was impossible to search for but i was like they're like you need to post seven blogs a day to get on barstool so i was up

there like blogging like literally seven times a day about like the most recent bear story like bears on the loose in maine dude it's so funny how the blog used to be such like the biggest part of barstool and now it's like i mean it still is big but it's not it's not like what like barstool used to be a blog yeah only yeah and it's like dude they still do on like the barstool reddit they still post like the blog drafts and like one dude will post a blog what do you mean voted like it'll be like it'll be like a like a trial blog oh people trying out for barstool on the trying out for barstool and like they used to do that like a long time ago now they still it's still like an automated post that they do and they uh they'll they'll post it like every now and then on the barstool reddit and one dude will post and

it just gets like 30 down votes do you ever get people sending you blogs probably yeah i do too and it's like uh they suck so i've never read trying to reach it the only time i've ever read the only blogs i've ever read fully are KB's blogs. Yeah. Because KB was such... Or like Francis has had some great vlogs. Yeah, but even those, like I read them, but I don't read the full thing. Right. But they're hilarious.

It's too many big words. It's too many big words. I'm like, dude, I didn't go to fucking Harvard. Yeah. I don't need to read this bullshit. You're talking about encephalitis. It's like, bro, just chill. Yeah.

Write a short sentence with fucking easy to understand words. Speak normal words. Thesaurus ass. Yeah. Fucking stacking words on top of each other. I'm pretty fucked up. Yeah, we were just at the bar. I'm pretty drunk right now.

I love that. Yeah, I'm pretty hammered. We were just at the bar across the street. I'm looking at you. I'm seeing three of you right now. Yeah, same. I had five drinks at the bar, and now I'm on my sixth. Yeah, we're litty again.

Yeah. Litty again. What was that song? Hop in the coupe, we get litty again. Who had again What was that song? Hop in the coupe We get Litty again Who had that song? Trey Was that Meek Mill?

Or no that was It was Meek Mill Trey songs or something like that? It was Yeah Litty Or was it Litty again Litty again

We get Litty again Hop in the coupe We get Litty again I wish I was Meek Mills man I know Meek Mills, man. I know, Meek Mills is good. We were just across the street at the bar opposite the barstool offices, just like talking to

a seven-year-old. An anesthesiologist. And we talked to him for what had to have been two hours. He was like, I'm an anesthesiologist. I was like, you got any extra? Yeah, he loves that line. You got any bonus anesthesia? i'll fucking take it uh it was one of those dudes that was at a bar by himself and he was waiting to he was waiting to chime in because i could tell he kept on looking

at us and he was waiting for the moment to chime in and he found and he finally found it when i was saying that i was in albany and you were like what is that that, like two hours away? And he comes in and he's like, it's actually three hours away. We change our whole body language. And then we just heard his whole life story. Yeah. He was a nice guy, though. He was a cool guy. Probably rich as hell.

Oh, dude. He said that he's an anesthesiologist, which is already a shit ton of money. What was his wife? OBGYN. OBGYN. His daughter was an attorney. Yeah. Or she's an investment banker, I think.

Yeah. And then the other one was an attorney. And the other one was an attorney. They're just rich as fuck. And I think I said, I was like, you guys must have a pretty steady bankroll coming in. He was like, hmm. He was even like. Not enough.

My wife is. I just went down to 21 weeks a year but my wife's still working luckily we got a pretty big house somebody said he was the man he was awesome he's like luckily our house is pretty big i was like man you got to get her to retire with you so you can hang out he's like no i wanted to work more yeah yeah he's just trying to be alone in his big ass house bro he was a cool guy but yeah we were like we kept on being like oh wow that's crazy you only work 20 weeks a year but we completely glanced over the fact that he said that he worked 30 years before that 38 years yeah

and the 20 weeks a year became a thing this year yeah and we were like damn i was like i got to get that job yeah that's incredible and then i was like what are got to get that job. Yeah, that's fucking incredible. And then I was like, what do you guys do with your podcast? Yeah. What do you guys talk about? Nothing. Yeah, we don't do shit. He's like, what do you talk about? Politics, sports?

And we're like, no, not. We were like putting down drinks. Yeah, I'm talking about you. We were like putting down. No, we said, we were like, we're going to go back and we're going to talk about this at the show. And we told him we do a podcast and we were just like getting fucked up. He's like, what's a podcast? Yeah. It it's like old time you sit around your big old radio yeah yeah he's just old

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Go see a show. We love game time. $20 off your first purchase. Get out there. Get out there. Me and Mook talk about it all the time when we're on stage. We're about to go up and we go,

dude, I feel like I'm going up and I'm big right now. Like you have like three beers. You're like, I'm a big guy on stage. Before he goes up's like there's gonna be a whole lot of harry up there yeah yeah but now it's like i go up and i'm like and i have a couple high noons maybe a couple seltzers or a vodka tonic and i'm like dude i feel good a little narrow doorway and you're like sideways yeah i feel like i'm not sucking in on stage. Beer is so gross for your stomach. I know, but it's so fucking good.

Not just stomach, but your side fat areas. It's everywhere. If you have fat resting on your belt, if you have fat dipping over your shit, if you look in the mirror and you are like this. Yeah. Dude, they say that hourglassglass figure i'm the opposite dude it's like tight up here and then once you get down to here it just gets wide yeah what is that figure the opposite of an hourglass what is it they call like they call like baby like something hips childbearing childbearing hips childbearing hips dude i

have childbearing hips but that's usually because of your skeleton. Like your skeleton is so wide. Not because the fat sitting on top of your skeleton has nowhere to sit. No, I got a muffin top. Same, honestly. I'll like look at myself in the mirror and I can like pinch it back to where it's like, oh, I look normal. I look big again.

I look normal. I look fat again. See, I can't do that with my sides. Because my sides, it's not a ton of fat. It's mostly just like bone. The way that I'm actually built is like it's childbearing hips. But like, I know what you're talking about. You should go trans, honestly.

Like, bro, you should just bear. I have a trans body. Yeah, you should bear children. That's God telling you that you should bear children. that you should be at a drag show fucking popping pussy. Have you ever seen a trans dick? This show is on. Yeah. Have you ever seen it?

Have you ever seen what it looks like? I got to. Dude, they take skin out of their thigh. Yes. And they roll it up like it's a fucking cannoli. And then they just stick the clitoris at the top. I know, right? Dude, there used to be-

Sounds fucking awesome. There used to be a show on FX and it was called Nip Tuck. And it was about plastic surgeons or whatever. Yeah. And one time this dude on the show, Nip Tuck- That sounds like a battle rapper show, Nip Tuck, like. Is that like a bad, that sounds like a battle rapper name.

Nip Tuck. That sounds like, that sounds like someone that you're about to battle. Nip Tuck. Nip Tuck. You like to get your dicks sucked. It's a bit much. But,

like, it was like a very avant-garde show. Like you probably like, they were showing plastic surgery, but like not the nipple, but like the rest of the boobs. so like probably there's 10 year olds jerking off to it and shit like that in one episode of the show the dude has sex with a girl and right afterwards he finds out that she's trans and that she had and they explained on the show that she had her penis flipped inside of her body and turned into a vaginal canal.

I was 10 years old jerking off to the show and I was like, that's what they fucking do? That's what they do? I don't know much about the male transformation. I know that for the women... Oh my god!

Yeah. No, what do you mean mean that's a good dick Looks like a pork roll That's a thick ass dick That's a coke can dick That's a massive cock Well it's wide as hell But that's what girls want they want a wide dick They do not want that

Dude that's what girls want They want to fuck a trans dude. The top of it is like this. It looks like it looks like a normal. No, but it looks like a vape pen. There's no head to the dick. But you see where the skin is taken off from the thigh. There's a clear mouthpiece.

There's a clear place where it like a trumpet where you're like. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. It looks like a pocket. But I know. But I've heard that like when you're a girl, they just like, dude, there's fucking crazy. It looks like a pocket blister. No, but I've heard that when you're a girl, they just like, dude, there's some sort of inject, or some sort of surgery they give you that they just extend the clitoris, and it just becomes a penis. Look that up.

I think a clitoris... Dude, the clit is just a penis that's just buried inside. It's like a magician with some ribbon who's just like... Yeah, exactly. The guy's pulling it out of his mouth.

That's what the clitoris is. It's a dick. It's a berry dick. So when you're eating pussy, you're sucking dick. Yes, and that's what you're doing. So just come to grips with it that we're all bi and we're all trans. We're all trans and we just haven't unlocked it in us yet. And I think that's dope. I think that's dope. I i think that that i think i think it's dope as fuck like i think that us being trans is

hella cool dude so you've been to the stand obviously you've i guess you've performed at the stand you've done you did matt and shane's podcast at the stand i wouldn't call that performing but you've been up on stage so you know the backdrop yeah that dude oh yeah it's this comedian named mike di stefano he died but he's uh related to chris or no no no and i was watching it was like they they reposted some some document like mini documentary on the stand instagram and he has this bit where he's like dude it's so it's been in my head for days since i've seen it it's so fucking funny dude he's like um he's like i walked into a gay bar again on accident or he was like i walked into a gay bar on accident again and then he's like and a guy a black dude came up to me and he said

i want to do violent things with your ass and then he's like he's like he told me he said i want to do violent things with your ass that's how i knew and then he's like and he's like he's like i'm trying to i'm trying to overcome homophobia and racism at the same time and he's like i can't do both those at once the the delivery of his bit was like so it was like very like norm like like norm mcdonald yeah dude it was so it's been in my head for like days it's so funny how an earworm just gets stuck in there just like the idea of being like i went into a gay bar on accident again like that that bit is so funny yeah that is just a yeah like precise way of saying that you're gay yeah it's so funny dude have you ever accidentally gone to a gay bar

once though oh yeah 100 not 100 times but i've done it before when i used to live in chicago i had a lot of gay friends and um they there was like there was like some people that i was friends with that were like gay and those people some people that i was friends with that were like gay yeah like really gay like like very flamboyantly gay with the wrist like they were sucking and i was with i was with i was with a kid that i was like it was like me and this one other dude and we were both like we're like we were like the straight guys in the crew and we were like we started we were playing call of duty and we were drinking and we were like pretty fucked up and we kind of got to like the pre-game

and we were already like kind of getting hung over and one of the gay guys came up to us and he was like he's like dude he's like you guys gotta come to this bar like you're gonna have so much fun it's a blast and i remember like going there thinking it was just gonna be like a dive bar because that's like what we would go to dive bars a lot in chicago and uh i remember we went there and it was like the gay like drag queens like the gayest bar of all time. We put the hung in hung over. Yeah, yeah. And I remember being there and I was like, oh my God, dude. I was like, what the fuck is this? It was actually, I mean, dude, gay bars are a fucking blast.

Especially if you're young, they buy all your drinks. Oh, especially if you're a dude. True. Dude, I live right near, the Duplex is like one of the most famous gay bars in the city. And I've- Julius, I thought. Julius is pretty big. It's not that famous though. near the duplex is like one of the most famous gay bars in the city and i've julius julius this is pretty big it's not that famous though it's like it's like the duplex dude the julius is i live i live near julius's and i and i always walk by it and i'm like dude that bar looks so fucking awesome dude it's like it looks like a dive bar that you see in a movie yeah but then

you go in there and like okay it's cash only cash only and it's also it's only gay dudes. But it's dudes like they, dudes know what a good bar looks like. So if it's only dudes, you know who doesn't know what a good bar looks like? Women. Women. They're like, oh, are the walls pink? No, but you're right. Their idea of a bar is like being in a fucking packed bar.

Yeah. But the fellas know what a good ass bar looks like. And those guys, go there you go there on stone street dude you go there on a tuesday and it's packed everything else is closed and that gay bar is packed but dude i've been to the duplex by myself this was back when i was drinking like really like i know this is not going to be a good representation of how much i drink now but you used to but i know but when i was like when i first turned 21 i was getting fucked up all the time like by like i that was my big thing when i turned 21 i was going to bars by myself and i remember i was meeting someone at the duplex

but i didn't know it was a gay bar and i went in and if you go when you go into the duplex it's kind of like a karaoke like a live karaoke like when they play like this is sick yeah like they actually play like instruments and stuff so it's like real like music and then you go upstairs and it's a full on gay club and dude I had dudes spinning me spinning

me around and I'm sipping fucking I asked for a dance I hit like a Guinness. Dancing queen. Yeah, yeah. I asked for – They hit like a whole – they pick you up. Dude, no. I'm getting twirled around. Did you get dipped?

Dude, they – oh, I got dipped multiple times. Dude, they had Guinnesses. I asked for a Guinness. They didn't have Guinness in a pint, so they gave it to me in a bottle. And I'm sipping Guinness in a bottle, and I'm getting twirled around by gay dudes. And it was like – I will never forget that. I was like, dude, this is like the most fun I've ever had in my life. It was

a blast. Like those guys party. You're in a goon pit. Yeah. Those guys have a fucking blast. Those guys will blast on your face. Yeah. No, those guys have a fun time. For sure, because they're I mean, they're like the apex predator straight dudes

except for they love sex with men they want to fuck me when they see me but I let them know I'm like hey guys by the way I'm not gay not yet and then that's when they start twirling me like we'll see let's give you a couple

dips and a couple twirls and then we'll see if you're gay yeah can we dizzy the gay out of you two twirls in I'm'll see if you're gay yeah can we dizzy the gay out of you and then i whoa two twirls in i'm like let's i'm sucking any dick i see i'm rock hard like it's a tapeworm like you could dizzy the straight out of someone like oh he's throwing up his straightness and now he's fucking gay as hell no but the duplex is a fucking fun time i haven't gone there in a while my uh i used to i go Rehoboth Beach with my family on vacation. What do you got, Mook? What are you about to show us?

Get it off your chest. You made me Google it and you have to see it. So there's the clit dick. Ugh. That looks more like a fucking... It looks like a golem. That looks like a cone. Scroll down more because I only see a couple of them. It looks like that dude in Philly that had the... It looks like there's one clit dick ever

and they're just showing the same pictures over and over again. Yeah, he's wearing the same underwear. Okay, so maybe I was completely wrong. I apologize to the trans community because I don't think I know what I'm talking about. Well, we're learning over here. And I'm just trying to educate myself.

We're putting our hands up and sitting down. I'm sitting my white ass down and listening. We are. I'm sitting my cis white ass down and listening. Yeah, you're a fucking hetero ass down and fucking listening but uh we went to we we go to rehoboth for family vacations and a couple years ago me and my sister got in a fucking argument they like to play games and we were mucking up the game i was mucking up the game have you ever you got so wait like when you got in like an argument with

your sister was it like detrimental to the relationship i got i got in a big argument with my sister that we didn't talk for like three months it was heated yeah like we were everybody was sitting down the next day like with massive apologies yeah i was like demanding apologies i was like not enough yeah apologize harder yeah yeah her husband's apologizing oh yeah like they're like it was like he did like i was instigating getting under their skin as i can do you know what i mean yeah you know me i'm an ass i would not want to be in an argument with you and the family at all it's crazy dude i would not want to be a part of marriages bro marriage is just having like a fucking argument sparring partner where you're just like sharpening your sword.

I mean, I'd imagine your wife is also kind of like a hound in the arguments. I'd imagine you guys, you guys combined against someone. That's not, that's not the side that I want to be on. She didn't, she didn't, she didn't link up with me, but my sister and her husband linked up on me and they were like, he was like bearing down on me. I was like, well, it looks like you're mad. I feel like even then the husband's going against you like that you gotta be like fuck you dude i mean well it and uh we we have a really good relationship and that was like one momentary blip on it but afterwards i was like fucking pissed like smoking weed outside yeah my dad's

like like all right let's like go for a walk. Like, let's talk about it. Go to, go to the bar. And we're in Rehoboth beach, Delaware, which is like a gay town. Yeah. Yeah. And we're like, let's go to the bar.

And you guys got twirled and you're like, all right, maybe it wasn't that big of a deal. No one was. You got one dip and you're like, we're good. There was one bar open. There's better things in life.

Bro, there was one bar open. I'm seeing the grand picture now There was only one bar open Like we went down the main strip of Rehoboth Beach And we got to the door of it And it was like My dad was like

Like anywhere you want to go Like let's just go out And fucking like ease it And we got to the door of this gay bar And he saw it was a gay bar And he was like I'm not going in there Dude, have you ever been to a lesbian bar?

He was like nope, dude And my dad is. Dude, have you ever been to a lesbian bar? He's like, nope, dude. And my dad is not that like, he's not homophobic at all. Like he's so welcoming. He's like a very like open hearted Christian. Dude, first of all, all dads are homophobic. Every dad is homophobic. My dad is like the least homophobic dude alive. The most homophobic dude I've ever met in my life.

My dad's like, dude, I love the gays. And then there's a movie scene where two dudes kiss. And my dad's like, what the fuck is this? Close your eyes. Call me by your names on there. They're fucking eating peach pits. My dad would actually kill himself if he watched call me by your name he couldn't do that but he's like i for one think it's a great movie i got hard i got hard

i masturbated i've mastered and that's just yeah all right you got me no um have you ever been to a lesbian bar uh there's like three in the world because dude i heard this from i was talking to a gay dude probably at the duplex and they were telling me they were saying uh dude like there's like there's like two lesbian bars in new york in all over new york there's dude man there's there's got to be a thousand gay bars in new york oh dude every bar is every other bar like where i live every bar is a gay bar and even if they're not they have a but apparently dude the lesbian bars they open up a lesbian bar and the gays they take it over and they're like this is our bar like termites yeah they kick them out eating wood

and like the lesbians can still go there and they can have fun but it's not at a lesbian only bar i went dude we went to a lesbian bar i i i never went in actually because it ended so fast it ended so fast because you ain't gay i went with jama oh yeah and jama went in and i remember being like dude this is weird i was like i feel like this is like not like not not weird because they're lesbian gotta make that clear i just don't think they're into it no but i mean it was weird it was weird because you couldn't get pussy it felt like like like we we wanted to go to like like a bar that we were gonna have fun at and i was like they were like let's go to this lesbian bar and then i was like i kind of felt like it was like we're going in there like making fun of them and i was like i

don't want to do this at all right and then we left the camera crew to sit back we left instantly but i remember it being like that's like a lesbian bar. Did you ever watch the South Park where they're like, they go to Lesbos, sorry, Lesbo, L-E-S-B-O-S is a fucking bar that they go to. No. It's,

I mean, obviously they do a perfect job of making fun of it, but it does seem like there's not really lesbian bars like that, that you could just like pull up at and be lesbian. No, there really isn't a lot of them. Dude, they're more gay dudes than lesbian sisters?

No, no. I mean, dude, it wouldn't make sense. It's like a biological thing. There's definitely an even amount. You think so? Yes. I think there's a lot of straight girls who make out with dudes. Or girls. Straight girls who make out with girls who are like...

Also, it's probably more... Look how cool I am more it's probably more accepted to be a bi uh to to be uh a lesbian or I'm sorry bisexual woman than it is to be a bisexual man like there's like bisexual is something I don't know

if this is wrong to say this this is something that I don't even look at I don't even like like a bisexual it's like I'm not even like that's not even something that like don't even look at. I don't even like a bisexual. It's like I'm not even like that's something that registers in my head. I'm like, okay, so you fuck. I don't know. Maybe I'm saying things that I shouldn't be saying. We might have to cut this entire episode. This episode might not go out.

No. We're, I mean, we have no malice towards any of these groups. No. I got family members that are tons of, I also have black friends, you know what I mean? My godfather's gay. Yours is? Yeah. Same, bro.

Hell yeah. I got family members that are gay and they don't even know they're gay yet. Bro, most people's... I don't think... That was funny. Little ass kids. That was good. Bro, it's so funny to see a little kid be like...

Bro, I got cousins who are gay and they don't even know. A child is going to sit them down and be like, hey man, you're gay. Take off the heels. Yeah. It's like, oh, off the heels Why are you dancing? You like cats? You're watching Broadway shows over here? Bro, I hate to break it to you But Rent is gay It's your favorite musical

Rent, I mean, yeah Rent literally is about the gay struggle That musical is phenomenal you saw it? why'd your voice break? cause I was hitting my vape that musical is fucking amazing and Tick Tick Boom is the best movie of all time

oh wait is Tick Tick Boom the fucking Tick Tick Boom is about the dude that created Rent that's the one 39D dude that was one that I was like That created Rent. That's the one... 39 Day. 39 Day. 30, 39 Day. Dude, that was one that I was like voting in forums to get that one to win an Oscar. You entered the screen actors guild.

It was that good. The writers guild. So you could vote for it just because of that. Dude, you're in the writers guild. Why weren't you at the writers guild? Did you get an invitation to the writers guild ceremony that they had a couple days ago? I don't know. I am in the writers guild why weren't you at the uh writers guild did you get an invitation to the writers guild uh like ceremony that they had a couple days ago i don't know i am in the guild and uh it's just proof that they'll let anybody in that bitch like oh my buddy marcello from snl he he did a uh he had like a speech there he did yeah he gave a speech he said he

posted a picture on his story of of him talking Dude, all my buddies I have on the podcast. Like, I'll have a random buddy who's like, you know, not even famous. You got SNL buddies. I've been meaning to ask Marcelo if he wants to do the podcast, but I don't know if he can. He can't. I know they got like weird, like, I mean, no, I know like there's like, I know Bowen Yang has a podcast. But he's Asian. He is Asian. But Ien Yang has a podcast. But he's Asian. He is Asian.

But I know he has a podcast. I don't know if they're allowed to do guest appearances on stuff. There's different rules. I don't know if they're allowed to do guest appearances. White guys probably aren't allowed to do everything in Asian. I don't know. No, I don't think they're allowed to tweet. They're not allowed to tweet.

Well, Bowen Yang probably can't. No, I don't think any of them are allowed to tweet. Yeah, they can't. They're not allowed to use social media. They can like read like like marcello reposts a lot i mean i don't think he was ever a big twitter guy to begin with but he like reposts a lot of stuff i don't think he ever really posts i think you can only do snl so i think it's like the most law-abiding yeah and then there's like there's like stuff when you leave snl like have you ever seen like when andy sandberg left snl and he was doing a bunch of movies yeah if you look all of the

producer every single time was Lorne Michaels it's definitely some shit where he owns everything you do like an oil baron like no Lorne's great we were talking about the bar we were talking about Succession and we were talking about how fucking Will Ferrell just slapped his name on Succession and probably made 20 million dollars

yeah that's the same thing with like Lorne Michaels I mean Lorne Michaels has produced so many fucking movies it's probably so awesome for him to be like i'm not funny but i know who is yeah like i have the secret formula to be like you're funny you're not yeah that's the that's the crazy part about like uh that like snl is that like lauren michaels was never i don't make was he comedian i don't think he was a comedian i think he was just a producer and he came up with the idea to do it but like dave like like when we have like here it's like at least dave is funny you know what i mean and makes comedy stuff yeah at least dave yeah at least he did he at least he like did his own thing like it's like

obviously dave was never a stand-up comedian but it's like at least like in terms of comedy he made his own comedy stuff for like fucking 20 years before he became. Lorne Michaels is like neighborhood eats. Yeah. He's like, I don't cook, but I'll tell you if your food is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like going around being like, yeah, this taco is trash. And it's like, dude, can you make a taco?

No. I was thinking about that. I'll tell you when your taco is trash. I was thinking about that with Jordan's coffee reviews and how it's just like nothing against jordan's coffee reviews but it is funny to be like like we have so many people that like review few food and it's like it's just this like fucking this kid coming in and being like i'm gonna post this to a hundred thousand people i'm gonna tell them that your fucking restaurant sucks it sucks kind of like yeah someone who's honing their

coffee i mean even pizza reviews is probably like tough like like dude dude if you're if you own if you own a fucking burger shop and you see glennie come in you gotta be like holy shit like this is gonna make or let me see a line of trombone likes burgers yeah dude and you gotta be like dude this guy is gonna make or break our restaurant our mom and pop restaurant we need to take out a fucking loan yeah dude we're we're in financial crisis yeah i'm four hundred dollars in the red yeah and as long as glennie balls like says that he likes our shredded lettuce yeah yeah well like you to make it special for him, like a kid that only eats chicken fingers and like ketchup. Like he doesn't like lettuce. So it's like, if your burger spot likes lettuce,

then, or if your burger spot uses lettuce, you got to make it different for Glennie or else he's going to tank your business and you're going to be in debt until you die. But it is crazy that like, dude, it's like everyone can just start reviewing Feud right now. Feud. Feud.

I got to say, I pissed really bad. Family Feud. I gotta take a piss really bad. Family Feud. I'm sorry. I haven't done this in a while. I haven't done a piss break in a while. I know. It's because we're trash. It's because we're drinking.

I gotta take a piss. Go enjoy. Have fun, bro. Yeah. Have a fucking blast out there, babe. Did you guys see anything? 30-90. 30-30-90.

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39 day, 30, 39 day. That song sucks. Sounds amazing. When's the Oscars? I think they already happened, didn't they? No. Oscars got it. Grammys happened.

The Grammys happened. Is the Oscars this weekend? I know your bitch ass didn't watch any movies. I don't think I watched any of them. I didn't watch all on the Western Front and I didn't watch

everything everywhere all at once. You didn't? No. That one's fire. Actually, they're both fire. Yeah, I gotta watch both. Same with that.

Same with Tar. Same with Banshees of Ender Sharon. You can bet on that, can't you? Yes. I'm gonna bet on it. I'm gonna bet

all everywhere everything all at once. That's like, that's gonna win. You can bet everything, all at once. That's going to win. You can bet all your money on that. Because it's like minus odds. You bet $500, you probably win $200 to win. Yeah, and they're Asian. Right, which we've already established in this episode.

It's an advantage. The elite race. Yeah. They're the... Well, it's a good movie and they're Asian. Double bonus. Double bonus. they're the well it's a good movie and they're Asian double bonus meanwhile are we gonna give it to fucking Colin Farrell a fucking white guy

a cis white a womanizing cis white or are we gonna give it to some Asian women and fucking Jamie Lee Curtis or are we gonna give it to a cis Asian are they even cis I don't even know what cis means, to be fully honest. Me neither, but it sounds fun to say

anytime you fucking say it. I just thought it was like a straight white dude is cis. It is. I think that's what it is. So you know exactly what it means. But could an Asian dude be cis or no? Yeah. Cis just means that they're straight. Is that?

It means whatever you were... Oh, you're assigned. Cis is a term that means whatever gender you are now is the same as what was presumed for your birth. So you never flip-flopped. So I feel like that's gotta be most Asians. Yeah. Or most people.

But that doesn't discount the fact that there's people who have flip-flopped. And that's, we support their right to do so. We support that. It's dope as fuck. We support click. It's just funny to talk about click-cots. Click-cots. How many times

did that say? We fully support click-cots. You sound like a horse was approaching. I know. Click-cots. Click-cots. Click-cots. Click-cots. Click-cots. It's just new. It's new, so it's interesting to talk about. I'm coming up with a new slur for trans women.

It's clit cone dicks. Who's that for to use? Dude, the clit dicks, it's their cones. But who's supposed to use that, though? I don't know. I'm going to start using it somehow. We're not. Well, we're not thinking it.

Next time I go to the duplex, I'm going to use that though i don't know i'm gonna start using it somehow we're not well we're not next time i go to the duplex i'm gonna use it you're gonna be like what who's who's clip clock is this in my mouth i mean i guess if you're sucking on a clit dick it's you're pretty much just eating pussy well you're gay this episode rocks this is awesome this is the best one we ever did You're gay but No I'm not That's straight It's straight bro you're good How are those big deals

They're probably doing a number on your stomach Not like these high noons No I'm about to Use code sass And get 59% off I'm about to Jackson Pollock my shit with this Like it's about to be so violent You're gonna do what? Jackson pollock my shit with this like it's about to be so violent you're gonna do what

jackson pollock my toilet you're about that jackson mahomes stuff i was talking about with john rich and we were talking about it it's it is crazy that they're they keep on being like they keep on like like he's definitely paying off someone like all these news people to be like oh jackson mahomes assaulted someone no he sexually assaulted someone. You don't get canceled for assault. You get canceled for sexual assault. That S is a big factor in the cancellation. Yes. We went to Kansas last year for the national championship and Jackson Mahomes was at the bar that me and Tom was at. And then every single person at that bar was like, he's the most hated man in the entire city he gets kicked out of that bar every week

blah blah blah I'm like no way like he's right there that night he got kicked out and then this shit came out I'm like holy shit like everyone at Kansas University was spot on yeah and he was wrapping his arms around that bartender she was the owner of the bar yeah thinking you're gonna fuck the bartender is like that's your first time

going to a bar I thought I think I thought I was gonna fuck the bartender the first time's your first time going to a bar i thought i think i thought i was gonna fuck the bartender the first time i went to a bar i was like why is she serving me so fast why is this dude being so nice yeah why is this i was like why is she literally favoring my orders why is this irish guy with good black hair maybe i've ordered fucking 10 drinks in the last hour she knows i'm gonna tip her 90 I'm going to tip her 90%. You're about to tip her so righteous. Yeah.

I'm going to tip her double the order. Yeah, dude. She's touching your arm like a Hooters waitress. Thinking a bartender is going to fuck you is the same thing as thinking a stripper is going to fuck you. Way worse. Way worse. I think it is worse.

I think you're right. I think it is worse. It is worse. Or it's like meeting Big Cat and thinking you're going to get a job at Barstool. Yeah, yeah. It's like, dude, that shit is not going to you weren't was this oh fuck uh you guys don't do the clips for the yak anymore do you neither of you fuck do you guys watch the act at all

did you what was it was it yesterday what the yak is were you wrong were you there when the dude came up to the window yes i was you were there for that yeah he was like almost that was monday uh it must have been. Dude, that was nuts. Some dude just came up to the window. Like he walked into the, I watched him because where I sit, I can see everyone that walks in. This dude walked into the

barstool office, sat down in like the waiting room and he waited a little bit. He waited for like 20 seconds and then he got up and he went over to the yak room and danny the security guard was like what are you doing and he was like i'm going into the yak and the guy was like no you're not and then he tossed him out the club yeah it's funny as fuck that danny's our security guard because he's like uh we need mike in here 24 7

let's be honest but i, you saw Mike on that plane ride I was on, right? Yeah, throwing up like a little bitch. Yeah, he was throwing up. As long as Mike's not a security guard on a plane, Mike is the security guard. Dude, Mike, Danny's been here for literally all of the action.

Like, they've all been here the same amount of time. They all test Danny. But Danny is the only one that's ever been here during the action. And Danny's like, he's probably like 5'10". I mean, I'm sure they're all former cops, but like 5'10". No, I have no doubt that Danny can beat the shit out of me. But he's not like, you know, like... Mike is like...

Pat is like a big ass dude. Pat's a big guy and Mike is like... Mike's like aggressive. Mike's killed people before. Of course. Let's be honest. No, he's like, Mike's like he probably served a tour in Afghanistan. Yeah, he's definitely committing war crimes. Yeah.

Mike's got a strap on him at all times. 100%. Yeah. And like they did, the people that he murdered did not do the crime. No, they did not need to be killed. They did not need to be killed. Much less need to be killed. But he was like fucking, what is that movie with Casey Affleck, the Boston movie?

The Party. No, no, no, no. It's the one where the... Manchester by the Sea. No. Gone, Maybe Gone. Gone, Maybe Gone. Yes, yes, yes.

It's like when, who dies in Gone, Maybe Gone? Is it Morgan? No, they kill an innocent guy and they know he's innocent. Like they find out he's innocent after. I know what you're talking about. That's like Mike was doing that work. Yeah, he definitely was killed.

But he didn't lose a wink of sleep. Oh, no, no, no. Never even thought twice about it. Part of the job. Yeah. You gotta kill some people. Part of the job. What was I supposed to do, let him walk free?

He probably slept better those nights. Yeah, he's like, the amount of guilty people I've killed, you can afford a couple some people. Part of the job. What was I supposed to do? Let him walk free? The amount of- He probably slept better those nights. Yeah, he's like, the amount of guilty people I've killed, you can afford a couple innocent people in there because the amount of good I've done over the years. No, Mike is the man. They're all of them. I mean, they all-

Dude, I've gotten beers with them so many times, and it's always a fucking blast. It's the same thing as the anesthesiologist, dude. It's like, dude, getting drinks with those guys that are like old old and they've been through it I mean they're not even that old

Mike and Danny are like 70 Danny is like 38 I'm kidding they're not that old you're right but I 100% agree with you like getting a drink with like a cop who's seen some shit is like

probably a blast that anesthesiologist was telling us some weird shit like like 30 minutes and he's like the amount of kids that i've seen have died and i was like bro he's like my daughter's getting anesthesia i wanted to be there because the amount of kids i've seen that have died what dude yeah or he's like my daughter daughter's getting her ovaries or she's getting eggs removed because she's 27 and like she doesn't want to wind up being like 36 and not having kids yet.

It's like, what? Dude, I don't, I think you could have. That was one that was like, that was something that it felt like it was like he had to get something off of his chest because that was like, I was like,

I was like, why is he telling us this? Yeah, he's at the bar. Because the conversation was, dude, we were talking about fucking horse racing we were talking about betting on horses and then and then and then and then it all of a sudden man transitioned into kids dying from anesthesia and we were like whoa first of all brother we're pro life first off that's just not cool. Maybe try and listen to our pod. Maybe go easy, brother.

Maybe you could have a little bit of time with your Lord Jesus Christ before you decide to murder the innocent. That was actually super uncomfortable. I went to the bathroom during that. You went to the bathroom four times during the conversation. I let you take care of that one. I did not want to be a part of that at all. Then I went to the bathroom one time.

You went to the bathroom. I kept the conversation one time. You went to the bathroom, I kept the conversation going. When you went to the bathroom, we just sat in silence? Yeah, I came back from the bathroom. There was not a word spoken. You were face down on your phone and he was just watching the big East tournament. I mean, dude, he was like 60 and I'm 21. He was 70. There was nothing for us to talk about.

I kept on bringing up comedians. I was like, oh, Dave. I was telling him, I was like, you're in the city for the week. You should go to the cellar and go see his show. And I brought up like Dave Attell. And he was like, I don't know. He's like, am I supposed to know who that is? And I was like, well, if you knew anything about comedy, you know who Dave Attell is.

Am I wrong for that? No, he was like talking about like. Is that like, do you guys know Dave Attell? Jack Benny. Like he was talking about old ass comedians. Yeah, yeah. He was like, oh, I remember the Andyiffin show george yeah george carlin even george carlin charlie chapman george carlin had specials after uh 2001 or like yeah he had post 9-11 specials

september 12th he posted i'm pretty sure it's right after so george carlin actually had a special that was supposed to come out on 9-10. But it got canceled. And it was called, I Like It When A Lot Of People Die. That's what I thought. It was something like that. Wait, what was it called? It was something like that, but then he had to scrap the whole thing. Yeah, they had to delete the entire thing.

It was called like... Fucking cancel culture, man. It's fucking bullshit. He can't just get his fucking jokes off. He can't just make a fucking couple couple funnies about a fresh tragedy you want to be the first one to put your flag in the moon no I was dead on it was supposed to come out

on so it got released on September 16th 2016 it was supposed to come out the day before 9-11 it was filmed it was filmed September 9th and 10th of

2001 and it was called I Kinda Like It When A Lot Of People Die. But how did they know to not put it out on the 10th? It was supposed to come out on the 10th? No, they recorded it on the 9th and the 10th. And it was supposed to come out the 16th? It was probably supposed to come out. No, it came

out. It's out. But are you saying it came out four days after or six days after, rather? No, it came out 15 years later. It came out in 2016. Oh, oh, oh. But he recorded it the day before 9-11 and they're like, we can never put this out.

It sucks that he died, too. Yeah. He's the biggest comedian where people are like uh aren't even like dying laughing but they're just like that's true like they're just like yeah like yeah he's spot on with that shit like it's more like applause based comedy where it's like but it also he has a lot of like huge jokes like heavy hitters but it is i agree with it is a lot of like it is a lot of like applause rather than laughter yeah like the government but i also i think with it is a lot of like it is a lot of like applause rather than laughter yeah like the government but i also i think that i think that's a lot because of his one of his

last specials at msg at msg where he was like doing that whole like abortion thing like like the conservative i don't know whole thing and he's making a bunch of like he was making a bunch of like pro-choice jokes and making fun of like republicans yeah and that was i think that's his abortion joke on one of his last i think it might have been his last special at msg he had to joke about abortions and it was like pro-choice and that is probably one of the most clipped stand-up clip stand-up sets of all time. Like that specific joke. That is your first 10-minute set.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always so relevant. And I think people think because of that clip that he's not a comedian. He's more of a preacher. But I think he had some really funny sets. You think George Carlin's funny yeah yeah like you're i mean dude he like changed comedy forever how so just like agreeing like with like the with like the the whole like fuck shit piss cunt piss seven words you can't say yeah the seven words you can't say on tv co Cock sucker, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. First off, cock sucker.

But it was like no one else was like, no one else would have done that. I agree, I agree. And we still, I mean, obviously someone would have done it, but it was like right now we wouldn't have been in a time where it was like okay to say those words.

Even cock, I feel like you could, you couldn't say cock sucker, but probably cock was tough to say. Yeah, I mean, cock hits harder than a lot of other, like, dick words. It does. I mean, it really does. Let's talk about that.

Like, if you say, like, someone's a dick or you say someone's a cock, it's like the cock hits way harder. Like, prick is, like, the most accessible one to say it. Like, oh, you're a prick. Like, but cock. Like, this guy's a cock. Yeah. I mean, I think calling someone a penis is like the all-time greatest.

A penis is hard. No one even says that, though. It's like, you're a penis. Always is. This guy's a penis. Calling someone a penis as an insult is like a heavy hitter. It's hard as hell.

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I'm like, dude. No, I thought he did. He definitely opened up with a lot of like the like the woke, like like complaining about the woke racism, transphobia, homophobia, like all that stuff. But I think the way that he did it was a little more unique than other comedians who have done it like it wasn't like dave chappelle being like i understand i want to fuck a trans person it's weird to see because i i haven't been doing comedy for that long and it's like you see people around you like shane and like normand and you're like oh these guys are like the best comedians of all time but then you know eventually

someday like my like if I have children they're gonna be watching Shane's fucking 14th hour and gonna be like this is not good and it's like well hopefully not bro you're hating bro no I'm not but it's like it's like I guess

like comedy does age and it's weird it's I'm kidding. But it's like, I guess like comedy does age. And it's weird to think about because it's like I watch them. Like I watch Shane go up and I'm like, I can't think of a single generation of a person who wouldn't think this is fucking hysterical. It's like a timing thing, right? Yeah. It's like the culture at the moment. But then it's like, well, who knows what the comedy scene is going to be like in fucking 50 years. I also think there's a element of it where it's like good jokes get told.

Yeah. So it's like, if you have a good joke, like other people will have maybe not the exact same joke, but a take on that joke. And it's like, you'll listen back to, uh,

Chris rocks, like, like late 80s specials or whatever. And you'll be like, I heard this. Yeah. And it's like, well, at the or whatever and you'll be like I heard this well at the time they hadn't heard that so it was novel but it's weird it's very like it's a very like tricky thing

to think about because it's like like you watch Shane or Norman Shane and Norman are like the two like the biggest people that I think of that I see regularly and you see them go up and they fucking destroy and you're and you're like it's like the only like like shane norman joe list like that people that like you watch like that you go and you watch because you're like these guys are fucking amazing at comedy and you wonder you're

like you're like it may be like chris rock was at a point that he was like like maybe chris rock like because like you watch like you watch fucking like charlie chap chaplin or chap what is it yeah yeah and you're like dude you're like dude this guy like how were people finding this funny like it's like it's like very like jim carrey like like very like physical. But then you watch Shane and you're like, dude, this guy is smart and he's fucking hysterical. Six steps on stage. So you're like,

I wonder if he'll ever even get to a point where his comedy's not hitting the same as it used to. And I'm sure for someone like me who's seen him who's watched him explode, it's like you're like, I'm probably always going like me who's seen him, like who's like watched him like explode. It's like you're like, I'm going to be like, I'm probably always going to think the chain's hilarious. But then like you're wondering like, OK, the younger like like fucking 50 years from now, maybe there's generations that will be like, no, he's not as funny as you think he is.

And it's almost like a privilege to age out of comedy. Yeah. Like the people who have gotten to a point where it's like they're so funny. And I mean, Chappelle, people are like Chappelle is hilarious. yeah like the people who have gotten to a point where it's like they're so funny and i mean chapelle people are like chapelle is hilarious but chapelle the thing is chapelle is like hate chapelle but it's like that's like a privilege he's gotten to a point where he's in everybody's yeah frame of reference so people so many people have a strong or negative opinion on him yeah and that will happen i mean shane and normand are in the same like i i don't know like

i don't know if since i've been doing comedy for like such a short amount of time that i've like seen these people explode and i'm like i know that they're gonna be like the next like like it's like right now it's like shane and normand they're close but they're not quite as like a fucking like household name but like they're going to be within the next two years at most maybe in the next year they're going to be household names and it's like you wonder like how long is that like how long is how sustainable is it yeah and you'd like to think like like as like me doing comedy i'd like to think like okay i can make i can write jokes that work on stage and like how long are they going to hold up for but it's like

yeah i don't know it's like you get like aged out of the times it's weird bob dylan the times they are changing that's a fact about dilly but but i think that it's also um when you get to a point of success it's like what is your complacency level and how assiduously do you try and stay on top of the game and be like, I'm going to have something fresh and I'm going to have something new. And like, I'm going to be removed enough from my act where I can see what's really good and what's really funny. And I think that applies to comedians. I think that applies to actors. I think that applies to musicians.

It's like, I'm not going to be wrapped up in my own hype where people tell me I'm great, but I'm going to see what's actually funny. And there's like a self-awareness and like a universal awareness that comes with that shit. Yeah, it is very, it's very, it's very interesting to think about. But also you can look at like, it's not like every old standup act sucks. No, no, they don't. Like if you look at like old, robin williams stuff or like uh

steve martin those are two cds that i had when i was like growing up like robin williams steve martin like yeah or like rodney dangerfield acts like like that or even like bob saget gilbert godfrey like like they're all at this point yeah they're all like richard pryor they all hold up yeah but it's like i don't know if it's just like like i know shane and like i've seen shane a bunch but it's like i see him go up and i'm like dude this is like the hardest i've ever laughed in my entire life and it's like but it's like you wonder like how long like it's just it's not like in any way like a like a shane thing it's like how long does that last for any comedian it's got to be crazy but we like we saw him at the super bowl and i was like bro you pitched a perfect game yeah that was like he's like every he's the best comedian right now

or it's like if you're a boxer like every punch you threw landed squarely like it like landed exactly how you wanted it to land it was like dude it's like anywhere i go everyone's talking about him yeah even in the bathroom they're like who's that fucking guy that when I came to see Burt, like, that guy's fucking crazy. Like, people were loving it. And it is funny as fuck. I mean, it's... But it is a very weird thing to think about,

like, that... Maybe it's just because it's, like, my age, but it's, like, that... To think about that, like, that could age out. It is funny, too, that, you know you know there's no one you have to put a certain amount of sweat equity into the game yeah before you can be considered that like like he's a young comedian he's what 34 you know what i mean like like you you're you it's not like there's like a 21 year old dude that's like oh my god like no no no doing it there's no one my age that's

like that there's people my age like i mean i think i no no no doing it there's no one my age that's like that there's people my age like i mean i think i do well on stage but there's like people my age that are like that do that do very well but it's like no one's like no one's like leaving the stand or the cellar or something be like oh that 21 year old was fucking next level it's just it comes with age it comes with time doing it do you you ever watch The Marvelous Miss Maisel? No. It's a pretty good show. It's about stand-up, though.

It's about comedy. Actually, there's a bunch of shows about comedy, but it just gives you different perspectives. Crashing was a great show about comedy, too. Yeah.

Do you think when they get old, though, they just want to be hurt? For example, Chappelle, his past two specials has more been takes. And even Pete Davidson's takes more than he told jokes be hurt like for example chapelle his past two specials has more been like takes and even pete davidson's like takes more than he told jokes because that's when people hear well like chapelle

is like like like i know chapelle goes up at the stand he goes up at the cellar and he and when he goes there he'll he'll do like an hour and a half like he'll he'll go up on stage he'll do jokes in the beginning and he'll fucking murder and then he just gets into like his preaching mode where he's like he likes having an audience listening to him and that is in my opinion it's like

like you wonder like what like I like it's hard to be in his in his position and like not be weird about it because it's like he's been doing comedy for what fucking 50 years 40 years 30 years however many years 10 years five yeah he's been doing comedy but he's been doing comedy forever and it's like you like like how do you yeah when he's when Like, his first special was his best special, in my opinion.

You think so? Is that the one in D.C.? The one where he's wearing, like, the baggy, like, the shirt. Is he talking about that he snuck the baby in the club? Yeah. Yeah, that's incredible. It's fucking hilarious. And it's like, you wonder, it's like...

And that was, like, the special that made him who he is. And it's like, you wonder, you're like, how... Like... Like, who... I don't even know how to, like, describe it. it's like you wonder you're like how like like who i don't even know how to like describe it it's like like how does someone get that big and not become like egotistical like when you have when you're in front of it you can't talk about like a diner food yeah when you're fucking no making 600 million dollars when you do it when you do a special and it becomes one of the probably the biggest special of all time

right now it's probably the number one his number one special is probably the biggest special ever and it's like how do you do that and then perform in front of arenas and theaters and stadiums and like have 20,000

people actively listening to you how do you not become like someone who's like i like people want to hear me talk that's why you gotta quit man that's why you can't be doing this kind of shit man it's only gonna lead you to a bad place even if you get good at it you know what i mean people will call you transphobic because you're talking about girls have ugly clit dicks or whatever you know it's gonna put you in a bad spot people are gonna clip that clip that whatever the fuck they're gonna do yeah i don't know i don't know what i'm talking about i'm pretty fucked up i know it's been a blast and i feel like i'm fucking this is one of my favorite episodes yeah it's easily i'm saying dumb shit no you're not you're saying true shit and you're fucking uh speaking your your truth and i'm

fucking here for it it's the best no i'm being a fucking bitch ass right now dude you're allowed to talk about what the fuck you're talking about it's like oh well it sounds like i was talking down on any of comedians when i was just saying that no not at all you spoke nothing but highly yeah i think that there's like i just i just think it's gonna be like this is my first time being friendly with people who have exploded in the comedy scene in this like you want to see how long they're gonna last because like in my head it's like well they're gonna last forever but then it's like when they grow in like year like like like decades past like who knows how big they're like you see like like andrew dice clay does shows at the stand yeah and like he does well but it's like he's okay he also sold out msg and now he's doing

shows at the stand right you get to a new stratosphere and there's going to be a whole there's big ups and downs that have opinions on you and a lot of those opinions are not going to be positive yeah like there will be there will be a whole new class of people that have a negative opinion like if i show one of my little sisters George Carlin, they'd be like, what the fuck is this? He's bald. Yeah, exactly. I don't know.

I'm not trying to make any slights at comedians. I don't think you are. I don't think you gotta worry about it. What are we at? We're good. Holy shit, it's already 7? It's 7 o'clock dude That's what happens When we record at night

The takes come out Yeah The takes come out at night The takes come out at night A lot of big shit Coming up from Boy Dead That started next week Yeah a ton of big shit

I mean Sass led off the show With a bunch of Like what? What big shit? Yeah I'm not gonna announce it But we got someone like what what big shit yeah I'm not gonna announce it but we got someone

we got someone in the holster shut up sass you know what the answer is we got someone helping behind the scenes that's gonna be coming back and you've been owing a lot to him bro you've been I thought we were stopped recording.

I didn't know that we were still going. All right, let's end. Wait, but let me see when Sam Talon was supposed to come because he was... Guardini's going to come on Monday. This Monday? Yeah. Sam Talon's going to come.

Dumbfounded wants to come on. Adam Friedland was asking to come on. Boy, it is, by the way. Sam Talon said last week of March. The freaks come out at night. Alright, should we do these ads? Yeah, I have a sense. R.I.P. to Penny.

R.I.P. to Penny. Best girl. She was just a great girl, great dog. Dignified. Peed on her pee pad until the last moments uh yes we took her outside to poop and she was trained to poop it would be every couple days and then we put her down and um finally her last poop came out of her and it meant a lot man the whole only thing i was thinking was like man that's so fucking what a fucking relief that that

last poop that she evacuated her bowels and she got that last poop. She finally unconstipated herself. It was incredible. But shout out to the whole boy dad crew for being supportive of Penny and shout out to Penny. Yeah, I didn't get one DM

today asking where the episode was. Yeah, we know there was tweets. I didn't get one DM today asking where the episode was. Yeah. There was tweets? Yeah, we announced it yesterday. I didn't get a single DM or tweet. So what do you think that means? They're paying their respects. Yeah.

They know what's up. They better, man. Yeah. Yeah, the goat, dude. Nothing like having the love of a dog. When we were across the street at the bar, just talking about dogs for hours. You know, Sass has had his... Shout out your dogs that have gone down.

Shout out my fucking 15 dogs who have been put down. Yeah, man. Sass has been through, bro. That's my first dog. We put down our dog. What's some of their names, bro? Jack, Tess, Claire, Buddy. God damn, bro.

We put down my dog. My dad went to the vet, and he came back with a shovel and a box we're like holy shit we didn't know this was gonna be put down dude i've never had anyone in my family die in the entire time that i was thinking about like like i remember when my like when jerry posted that video of like his his fucking grandma her ashes is so insane and i was thinking about i was like only my dogs have ever died and we had their ashes and i was like dude i can't imagine fucking spilling that shit that would be like all your ashes like a spice rack like like powder powder powder they're

all and i remember i never even knew what they were and they're all in these like fucking fancy ass boxes yeah and i remember being like dude and i saw that jerry video and i was like dude if i was a fucking human in there and you're spilling that shit all over the ground oh my and he's vacuuming it up wasn't he talking about going to his fucking his fucking like family members house and stealing some of his grandma Jerry's the funniest bro yeah Jerry's hilarious alright well

we'll see you guys all next week thank you guys for all listening