Son of a Boy Dad - That's Our Ball | Son of a Boy Dad #242

Episode Date: October 15, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Frank the Tank eating hummus. Alright, welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast today it is What is it fuck the 15th 14th bro 14th today's October 14th It is 1 30 p.m. And we are here live from HQ and we are all set good cushion alcohol I don't know what I would do without y'all and by y'all I mean the fans salute to the fans This one's dedicated to the fucking supporters of son of a boy dad shout out to the fans all 12 million of you Yeah, I fucking love you guys growing every week great. We don't really have like a name for our fans Well, yeah, those are always fucking terrible though

We gotta think of what is crystal is like the baby the baby boys or something like that We don't really have like a name for our fans. Well, yeah, those are always fucking terrible though. We gotta think of one that's really bad. What is Chris D'Alia's? Like the baby boys or something like that? The baby girls? Doesn't he have something where he doesn't call them his babies? I don't know. I hate that though. I hate when Philly sports fans were very guilty of this. They would call like every player like,

Oh, that's my sweet baby boy. I fucking, I didn't like it at all Nikki Minaj had the monsters the monsters Taylor Swift has the Swifties Swifties unimaginative Chain has the gills They have the day of the dogs the dogs the dogs is not bad. That's a good one Well they have the day of the dogs. The dogs, the dogs is not bad. That's a good one. And we don't really have anything.

The boys. The boys. But then we forget that 99% of the listeners are female. I know. Except it's not true. It's like 1%. Overwhelmingly female audience. We have tons of ladies out here.

There are more ladies than you think. I don't think there is. I think it's just we have some. Which is more than you think. In comparison to a lot of people. That's what I'm talking about. Most of our podcasts lead off with like segment that should be sponsored by Dude Wipes

of just us being like, how was your shit this weekend? How was the shit that you took? Yeah. It might just be like girls being able to spy on boys. Be like, this is what the fuck they're actually talking about. Yeah. I have no idea. I don't know. That's like me. Listen to a true crime podcast. This is what you girls are thinking about. I've never even tried. I've tried many times. Like on like a road trip. Like if I'm driving somewhere, I'll be like let me throw on well, I don't want to sound

misogynistic but like Dude when I press play and I hear a girl. I hear the girl. It's a girl's voice talking about it And it's like two like hot girls Instantly turn it off. I'm like now. That's not what I'm listening to right now It's like fucking call her daddy, but for talking about murder Just making it sexy. Yeah, I listen to a small-town murder occasionally It's like fucking call her daddy, but for talking about murder. Just making it sexy. Yeah, I listen to a small town murder occasionally. There's some stuff that just shouldn't be sexy.

That's how I feel about ASMR, honestly. My wife was trying to show me a new ASMR girl, and it's this Barbie looking girl who has a zoom in on her lips on like a fucking candy cherry. I don't want that at all. I want a fucking freak. I want like a fat Asian dude or like someone with like-

For ASMR? Yeah, like I want- Are you listening to ASMR like regularly? Like a ASMR like Instagram or TikTok where they're just like mukbanging out of like someone like slurping down. I don't even love them that much. My wife is always watching them.

So I'll watch some of them with her. Why is your wife watching them? I don't know. I was trying to figure the- I didn't know that people actually watch that much. My wife is always watching them, so I'll watch some of them with her. Why is your wife watching them? I don't know. I didn't know that people actually watch that shit. Dude, these people have more views than the murder podcasts. There's millions of people that are watching these ASMR just short videos. I know mukbanging is pretty popular.

I think it's the same thing. You just mic up a mukbang and bam, ASMR. It's kind of disgusting to me, honestly. I swipe away immediately when I see those things just hearing what I don't hear Someone's like lips smacking together. Yeah, it's disgusting. I couldn't even simulate it. Yeah, I don't know why it's like not like My wife would like it if I chewed out. Yeah, exactly. I thought this is what you're into if I chewed out. Yeah, exactly. I thought this is what you're into. Yeah, it's gross. Yeah, I don't know what it scratches. But people are into that. And I get it if it's like a like a whispery voice. No, I don't get that. I don't get that either. That's for freaks. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there has to be something sexual about the whispery

voice. The whispery voice is purely sexual. Yeah. Now that could have done it for someone. Yeah, probably did. Someone probably just came right then. You should have did it right into the mic. Have Francis on here. That's one sneeze and not one leading up to 50.

Pluck the nose hairs. Give a tug on the nose hairs. Does that help? That gets it going for me. Oh, it gets it going. I'm not, I'm trying to silence it. My nose hairs are like the starter of a lawnmower. Yeah. I get the plucking on those things. I try to stop myself from sneezing, but it's, it's hard. Is sneezing getting something out of your body? I don't think so. Might be though. Do you sneeze if something gets in your nose and your body's like, I need this out now? I don't know.

I always thought it was kind of like bulimia for your nose. Purging, purging a pollen from your body. You're just throwing up out your nose. No, but I don't think so, because it's not really, is there anything even coming at you? It's all coming out of my mouth, not my nose. Yeah. I asked one time why sneezes smell on Twitter.

Yeah. And I got nasty replies. They're like, cause your breath stinks, you dirty bitch. Really? People are all just blaming it on me, as if other people's sneezes don't smell. I don't think my sneezes smell. We did a show at, we did like a yak,

a live yak during the Super Bowl, or like live, a live Yak during the Super Bowl or like live Barstool radio during the Super Bowl in Atlanta and the whole bar smelled like a sneeze. That can't just be from fucking one person's bad breath day after day it smells like sneeze in there. Eugh, that's nasty. It is nasty. It's gross. A lot of gross topics to start off. I'm sorry. It's cuz I'm off that good cushion alcohol bro.

You're smacking the cans around. I got some bad bitches I can go. Never seen someone crush a whole sixer of can. That's got to be a PR. Not for me. I'm hitting the rusty Featherstone. This is me after two cans of can. This is me after four cans of canned. This is me after five cans of canned. What'd you get into this weekend? Uh, went out to Red Hook. Hit some breweries. So jealous.

Got some crab. So jealous. Had some soft shell crab. It was so fucking good. So soft shell. Do you actually? It's alright. I like crab.

I like all seafood. Same. Yeah, I'm a big seafoodie. Have you actually? It's all right. I like crap. I like all seafood. Same. Yeah, I'm a big seafood-y eye. Have you had any bad seafood recently? No, I had some shrimp tacos yesterday though. They were flames. From where? New taco spot in the neighborhood.

Really? No, I don't know where it is. I ordered it on Uber Eats. Stop gatekeeping your taco spot. I don't know where it is, but I've worked for them three times, and they're so good. And they don't give me a stomach ache at all. Really?

So I'm just housing tacos. I've been thinking a lot about your tummy. Yeah, my tummy's been all right. I think a salad would take you so such a long way. I eat salad a lot. Really? Yeah, I get salad for lunch all the time. And that doesn't make sense that your diarrhea is like that.

I know. I was thinking for lunch all the time. And that doesn't make sense that your your diarrhea is like that. I know. It's got it. You need. I was thinking about fiber in your butt. No, I take fiber supplements and I eat salad. Really? Yes. It doesn't do anything?

No, it does nothing. Like I had a one salad. Actually, sometimes it makes it actually salad sometimes fucks my stomach up. Really? Yeah. Is it the kale? I think it's the dressing or something. I don't know.

The kale will go through like some fucking will go through like Hamas on October 6. Yeah, fuck you up. Yeah You know, they'll just rip through your tummy sometime. Yeah, exactly. It's not right You had a whole fucking kale salad the other day that and that I was I'm saying that had my poop right for fucking four days Straight really I will say I haven't had it. My stomach's been alright recently Not bad. Not like the last week say I haven't had it. My stomach's been all right recently. Not bad? Not like the last week, I haven't had any terrible problems. I had a stomach ache Saturday when I was in Rochester, but then I just shit in the green room, handled it.

You saw that kale salad that I had? I did, yeah. That was an abomination. Yeah, why did you order that? I ordered my normal sweet green order, the Harvest Bowl. I get it every single time. But now the sweet green over here has only machines working. The workers have been fully replaced. Really? There used to be like 50 people back there working, chopping apples, mixing salads, and now it looks like a scene out of WALL-E it's just like so there's no one in like if you walked in

There's no one there. There's like two people in there now, and they're just like so depressing for them. It's They probably fuck all the time though, they have to be fun. Yeah, it was two hot-ass dudes Yeah, they're definitely fucking you know they're going face to face. No sweet green always had like it looked like kind of like a TI concert in there. You know what I mean? Just like it was like a fun work environment. Everybody's kind of bopping around and now it's completely dead and they're making the worst fucking salads known to man. Sweetgreen was on like Forbes top 10 places to work. Really? Why I wonder?

I don't know. It was like number three. By Free TI, they're blowing loud in there. Just TI constantly. I've never had Sweet Green. It's, it used to be amazing. I've only had just salad and chopped. Sweet Green used to have a wall in the back where that you would write down, they would write down where they sourced everything from. And it was always like a local farm. Yeah. It's like an upstate New York kale farm where they would write down where they sourced everything from. And it was always like a local farm. It's like an upstate New York kale farm, where they got the blue cheese from. You could meet the cow who they got the blue cheese from.

Sounds like a Blackberry situation. I got bought out by China. Quality went down. And it honestly has to be what it is. Customer satisfaction went down. Money grubbing corporations. I'm fucking tired of it. I know. I'm tired of it. It's like fucking the NFL store with fanatics. Yeah, customer satisfaction went down. Money grubbing corporations. I'm fucking tired of it. I know. It's like fucking the NFL store with fanatics. Yeah. Yeah. Just take your like your product is winning already. The NFL's

merchandise was fine. It was making more money than everybody but these greedy execs just want more and more money. Just take your fucking 50 million dollars a year. It doesn't have to be 70. I know. You pig. It's Fox dude. It's like uh fucking Mr. Beast and Logan Paul with their new... What are they doing? Feasties? What are they called? Feastables? Or is that that's Mr. Beast? What is though? They're making like a Lunchables knockoff. Really? Yeah. You haven't seen it? What the fuck? No. I feel like I've heard vaguely about it. I went through a deep dive this morning about almond. What'd you find out? It's just like, I mean, it's, there'll be like a prime in there, like a prime drink.

Instead of a Capri Sun? Instead of a Capri Sun. And then, so like instead of having a Capri Sun, like a nice lemonade, you'll have 400 milligrams of caffeine. And then, A blue drink. Yeah. And then they have like crackers and cheese and they're like doing like they'll do a comparison with Lunchables and they'll be like our ingredients

are much and it's like dude you're literally showing us like cubes of like meat like none of this is healthy. They're processed they're probably throwing a whole chicken in and processing it to the point where the bones are gelatinous. Yes, exactly It's nasty. It is I mean, it's the most processed food that you can get. It's like how much money do you guys need? Right. Why are you making? Lunches for like toddlers. Everybody doesn't have to be a fucking mogul. Yeah, you don't have to you think Leonardo DiCaprio Was trying to be like a fucking lunchable mogul. Yeah, dude

And then I went on the reddit I went on Reddit to find something about it. And then that was kind of, that got dark quick. What'd you find? It's like grown men being like, just got the Feastables, uh, like the, the ham and cheese versions much better than the pepperoni pizza. And it's like, dude, what? You're eating children's food. Like you're literally eating baby food. And then they're on like r slash marriage and they're like, my wife left me.

I don't know why. My wife left me. Luckily she left the primes in the fridge. So it was better than to take the primes. She doesn't know about the bonus fridge of primes that I have in the garage. My lawyer told me not to say anything to her. My lawyer is also off the primes. I had to take the primes over to my sister's house in the middle of the night and store them away.

I was forced to pick between my toddler and the primes. But it's like, dude, that must be the darkest moment in your life. If you're over the age of like 13, and you're like imagine sitting at home and you're eating a fucking Lunchables. Like imagine going home today and like unironically, not even like out of curiosity just to see what it's like. Like you were like I'm pumped to have my Lunchables

when I get home. Like one saltine with like a millimeter sized cube of ham on top of it. You have to like peel the cheese apart, but it's so stuck together that you just have cheese under your fingernail. And then you get to wash it down with a nice prime. Sadly, now this is making me want to go do it. I'm curious, but it's like, you think kids are getting the ship? What? I'm curious, but it's like. You think kids are getting the shit? What?

No, I doubt it. I think they're really new. They have to be somewhere. You could probably, I mean, you probably would have to go to, like, you know when like those companies always launch their shit in like the state of New York and they like do a whole tour. Yeah.

We have to go to like some fucking bar in like Queens and like Logan Paul would be there like serving primes behind the counter like dicing up some ham to put in a lunch bowl. Shaming him. Come by and see me cube some ham. We're gonna be cubing ham from 4 p.m. until midnight here at... I thought you said Cuban ham. No, no, we're cubing ham. Do you think kids are getting the shit beat out of them because they have the wrong Lunchables? Yeah. Because they have like old Lunchables? I bet they're, I bet kids are like killing themselves. Like if you, if you show up to school and you got Lunchables and the dude next to you's got a Feastable, dude.

Some helicopter mom being like, okay, my kid's gonna be the perfect height piece. New Jordans on, some new like, Kith hat or whatever, and then she forgot the fucking. Yeah, it's like that South Park episode where Cartman can't get an iPad, so he brings like a, just a blank screen, and then he tapes the iPad thing over it. And's like man I'm on my iPad so fun and then they find out that

it's not a real iPad. I was like I remember when I was younger I wanted an iPad and then like and like I got like a Kindle Fire. I was like what the fuck? What is a Kindle Fire? It's in black and white. One of those tablets that's not an iPad. A fake one? Yeah. Did it have the same capabilities? No, you could play like subway surfers on it.

That was it? Temple run? That was pretty much all, yeah. That's fucking brutal. I don't know if it was me that, it was someone, I don't think it was me. I don't think I ever, it was one of my sisters or something. Someone had a Kindle Fire

and I remember being pretty pumped on it. And then I remember I was like, still not an iPad though. If your parents are cool, even if they're broke, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory style, they're still fishing into their neighbors recycling. Yeah, getting the Kindle Fire. Or no, I'm talking about getting the- The Feastable.

The Feastable pack, and putting the Lunchable food inside of it. Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely lunchable food inside of it. Yeah. Oh, oh, yeah, absolutely You know what? I mean using the shell sending it back Make sure you bring home your shell You're not gonna have anything tomorrow unless you bring home your feasible show I Don't know what they're actually called is they're not? I think feastables are like Logan Paul's, or Mr. Beast's chocolate.

Let me look up what it's called. I think it's like a tasteable maybe. Mr. Beast's Lunchable. I told you about my boy who is from- Lunchly? Lunchly. Yeah MrBeast's oh MrBeast's Lunchly is worse than we thought. What did you think it was gonna be? MrBeast tweets about Lunchable's situation slash YouTube drama. The Lunchly what how could it be worse They're using like slave labor to make them? I don't know.

To cube the ham? Yeah. He tweeted and said, Lunchables sells hundreds of millions of units and countless people eat it. That just can't be true. There's no way that Lunchables is still selling hundreds of millions of units.

I would believe it. Maybe they're like counting by cube of ham and ritz of cracker. Dude, Lunchables were popular when I was a kid. My little sister is never- They were popular when I was a kid. Yeah, no one's eating. I don't think people are eating Lunchables anymore.

I think that there's still like gas stations. I think that you just like grab- Oh no, I see them all the time. People are eating them. But I see them fully stocked. I've never seen like, like you've never been to a grocery store. I mean like, damn, they're all out of Lunchables.

Well, there's so much preservatives in them that they will probably last forever they last like they're still like the 1996 US women's soccer team on the cover of some lunchables there's Mia Hamm kicking the lunchable around it's timeless our turkey meal for example is 80 less calories how does a whole lunchable even have 80 calories total? It's because it's all like salt and fat. 60% less sugar, more electrolytes, we use real cheese, they use cheese product. There's more electrolytes in our cheese. They use higher quality meat. Obviously eating fresh chicken and broccoli is healthier,

but if someone is going to eat a pre-made meal like this then I think giving them a higher quality version at roughly the same price is a net good in my opinion and why we launched lunchly that's why they launched lunchly I'm sure that it was just a shave away the calories that people are getting on Lunchables they were fucking pissed he was too he was tired of going from lunchroom to lunchroom slapping a Lunchable out of someone's hand as they were about to eat it. Saying they can't even call that cheese. It's for cheese products. It's cheese products.

You could get 80 fewer calories. People who are eating it probably need the calories. 80 fewer calories is not healthy for anybody. Dude, because kids are probably going to school now with a fucking lunchly. Or getting the Feastable Lunchly. And they're probably like, by noon they're like, I'm so hungry. I'm starving. There's 10 calories in there.

Yeah. I had two cubes of meat, one cracker, and then 400 milligrams of caffeine. And now I'm rocking back and forth cause of the Prime that I drank. There's like third graders having full on panic attacks in math class. It's less calories so the prime does more. The prime is ten times harder. Basically getting a prime on an empty stomach now. I wonder if schools are banning primes. I bet they are. They should but it's probably like...

They're probably selling them in the cafeteria. Or they're sending kids to methadone clinics because of Yeah, they need something to fucking ease off of the bread. They got to either using the fucking the band Panera lemonade To ease them off as a cut. Yeah They're like somehow this is less caffeine than the prime Pouring it in together. Oh my I think prime does make just like like Electrolyte drinks, but I had a prime once because I don't know if you've seen this like they I drink Energy drinks all the time and they have I heard black rifle coffee is coming out with a new one that I'm excited to try I'm pumped on that but uh

I think prime like bought the like they like bought out all of the airports in New York Prime like bought the like they like bought out all of the airports in New York Like you can't find like energy like normal energy drinks anywhere at the airport. I have noticed that it's all prime So I was like I would had a flight like a couple months ago Or it was a while ago, but I had and there was all I could find was a prime So I was like, I guess I'll just try one of these was blue. Everyone knows I like blue of course my favorite flavor course and Do I took two sips of it and I was like shaking on the plane, the entire flight. It was like a 30 minute flight.

I was about to have us land. I got to get off of this fucking plane. You thought like the landing gear was jamming up. It's like, no, that's your internal organs vibrating inside of you. It was horrifying. I'm just noticing this. Was Ice Cube in here?

Yeah. Damn, where'd he sit, right here? Probably. Sick. The microphone you just sneezed on. I know. Cube probably was sneezing on him too. cube in here yeah damn where'd he sit right here probably sick the microphone you just sneezed on I know cube probably was his cube probably left some pollen here do they need really need a fucking yeah like this thing on ice cube what is it what does it say about him about the cube man there's no way million dollars worth of game so many talking is reading this many talking points. No. They got somebody on the busy work. Highlighted tracks, It's My Ego, Ghetto Story, talking about

these rappers rolling in twilight. What about Today Was a Good Day? Yeah. Isn't that like his most famous song? He had a million more famous songs than the ones they just listed. I don't know if that's like his new album or something that they're trying to promote. Yeah. Oh, yeah, cuz it's all about his new album 19 tracks. Holy shit. That's a lot of tracks. I know god forgot how to use the edit button Got to kill some of your babies. I see you. Come on, brother Boiling the bells like there's no way wallow and ghillie are reading this and this is a fucking 10 paragraph essay While I probably just went off a prime and wrote it all himself. I know seriously that's prime. That's that's prime back. That's uh, I Don't know what I was gonna say if you cut wallow

If you stabbed him in the side prime would just blue prime would just flow from his body losing prime But the boys just want to get rich. I think at the end of the day, Mr. Beast just wants to fucking like become, he's like Nabisco makes a bunch of money. Kraft makes a bunch of money. Coca Cola makes a bunch of money. Why can't I just make a bunch of money? You think when you're that famous, cause like, so you got to outsource all of the ingredients

for your, for the lunchly. So do you think Mr. Beast is sitting in his apartment and he's like, get me on the phone with my craft guy. Get me over with my craft rep. Or like going to like strong arming a deal in Argentina to get it like cheaper pigs or some shit for the ham cubes. Like, we're gonna pay you fucking $100,000 for every hand that you have.

I'm trying, do they have dessert in theirs? Because that was always the best part of the Lunchable, was like they had like a brownie or something in there. Yeah, or like a Reese's Cup or something. A gooey brownie. Did they have, you know, did you ever have like the fucking microwavable TV dinners?

They had a gooey brownie in that bitch. That might be what I'm thinking of. They had a really gooey, it was like a brownie in a pan. It was basically prison meals for children. Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, it was amazing. But then they would have, I don't even know what it was, because sometimes it would be like fucking steak.

Yeah. I think so. Children were eating a $4 microwave steak. I would have Lunchables when I was really young, but it would always be like, we never had them in the house. Like, I'd go to the grocery store with my mom, and I'd be like, can I get a Lunchable? And she'd be like, sure.

And then that would be it. That'd be my Lunchable for like the decade. Wait, so what exactly happened? What? You would go into the kitchen. I would go to the grocery store with my mom. And then you would ask her if she could have a Lunchable. We'd walk by and I'd see the Lunchables

and I'd be like, can I get a Lunchable? And then what would she say? Sure. Oh. yeah. What? It was just such a funny story. Well I just meant, I meant like we, like I said I had lunchables, we didn't, our fridge wasn't, it wasn't like you opened our fridge and it was just aligned with lunchables. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a rare occasion for me. The worst one to me by far was the pizza one. I loved the pizza one. It was the only one I liked. The worst one to me by far was the pizza one. I loved the pizza one. It was the only one I liked.

But did you microwave, did you heat the pizza? No. Yeah, it wasn't actually a pizza. That was just- It was just bread and marinara. The 19, like that time was like the late 1990s to the early 2000s, I think it was pizza's heyday. Yeah. Pizza, well, you could just say the word pizza and someone would be putting broccoli in their mouth and they'd be like,

that is fucking delicious. You could just fool people with the idea of pizza. I know, but it was so good. It wasn't good though. I'm gonna have to pick up a Feastable on the way home. No, the pizza Feastables. The pizza or the pizza Lunchables were disgusting. So good. It was a yoga mat, not even, it was a piece of cardboard and the fucking paste that you used to put the tomato sauce on. It was so good, dude. You could just eat the pepperonis and the cheese straight.

That was the only good part about it. Yeah, yeah. I've seen this dude, I keep seeing this dude on Instagram who's like, his whole thing is like, he makes like nostalgic videos, but he's like, it's like POV, you're still stuck in, like you still live like it's 2012 or something. And it's like, he's like POV, you're still stuck in, like you still live, like it's 2012 or something. And it's like he's playing like Modern Warfare 2

on like an Xbox 360. And then he's like eating Lunchables and shit like that for every meal. And it was like the first one everyone was like, dude, this is so sick. Like I wanna do this. And then he's made like 70 cents and people are like, dude, are you actually living like this?

Like this is like fucking weird as hell. you're just slamming Lunchables all day Playing a game that the servers haven't even been up in ten years You verse the computer is playing against a modern warfare 3 is it a very Like like a lot of people watch the videos. Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah, they get like a million views. Then you can't front on it. Can't hate on it, bro. That's his art. That's his art.

You know how I told you last week- That's his lunche-lee. If he's just making billions of dollars, he's like now the head of Fox Productions. He's just turned it into- That's some shit that like when I got hired here, like Gaz would tell me to start doing stuff like that. He'd be like, why don't you go to the store, pick up some lunchease, make a little video with you reviewing the lunchease.

This is going to be your new thing. You're going to be a lunchease reviewer on YouTube. Meanwhile, Gaz has done one thing ever to go viral. And we all know what I'm talking about. Gaz, I remember Gaz telling me, like, I mean, in his defense, he was trying to have it so I wouldn't get fired. So I guess I should be a little more grateful. But he was like, he would send me videos of these like, like teenagers doing like TikTok

drama updates. Oh, no, the can drink it while you can. Drink it off the... You just lost two MGs there, bro. Keep slurping! Got me a straw, bro. Look at his straw bro. Look at his sparkle. Have you ever seen a can of the can? Here's a video of a dude that drops the lean on the gravel. And he's like grabbing all of it and shoving it back into the bottle. Hey bro, he's on one. Two white cups and I got that drink.

It could be purple, it could be pink. Dude, Rochester is fucking a bad city. It's a nice city. Like, it's weird because you're there have you ever been to Rochester? I Don't think I have I wanted to hear about your Rochester weekend because you sent a very interesting text about oh, yeah, well so Rochester is like it you get there and you're like is this the city because it's like very Suburban like it's a it's mostly suburbs. It feels like you're in the suburbs. Right.

And it's like a more suburban area of like, like you know, like how Chicago kind of has some neighborhoods like that. Yeah. It's like more extreme than that. Like everyone has like a driveway. But it's a city and people have yards. But it's like a city. Yeah.

And like kind of like Denver. Yeah. Like Denver. Bullshit city. Yeah. Like my of like Denver. Yeah, like Denver like yeah, like my friend Bo will be like I live in Denver I live in the city of Denver and I'm like dude you have a y'all you have a front and a backyard What are you talking about? That's not a city. Yeah, but um, if there's unless there's a guy smoking Crack pipe outside and masturbating you're not a city brother. Yeah, the closest homeless person to where he lives is like four miles away. All right, country boy. Yeah, but dude, Rochester's like,

it's like that in most of the areas, and then it's like if you take a wrong turn somewhere, all of the sudden you're in like the worst neighborhood you've ever been in. Really? It's very sketchy. Like I went to get, I went to- Where is Rochester on the map in New York?

It's like to the left of Syracuse. Okay. And it's an hour away from Buffalo, I think. Got it. It's very close to Canada. And dude, like one of the nights I lost my jewel charger and I was like, I gotta go buy a jewel charger. And I went to a gas station.

Like I just typed in the closest gas. Cause I rented a car, so I just went to the closest one to the hotel. And I got there, and there was like 10 cops outside with flashlights. And I'm like, not to sound like a fucking douchebag, but I'm so used to New York, where I just got out of the car being like, oh, the cops are just hanging out too. I thought maybe they needed a dual charger as well.

We're all looking for a dual. That's why we all have our flashlights out. And then I got out of the car and they like screamed. They were like, get back in your car, it's closed. And I got in and I peeled out. I was like, what is going on, dude? What? Yeah, it was like one lady that worked in the gas station

outside with like five cops. Did she lose her, did someone lose their life? I think someone, I think they got robbed. And then I was like, all right, I guess I'll go to the 7-Eleven and then do the 7-Eleven. I went to the 7-Eleven for maybe 30 seconds just to get the charger. I was certain that I was gonna come out

and all of my windows were gonna be like exploded. It was nasty? Dude, it was so, like there's, the 7-Eleven dudes have a fucking like speaker system that goes to the outside of the 7-eleven dudes have a fucking like speaker system that goes to the outside of the 7-eleven and they were like you are being recorded Do we have cameras set up all around the premise? The perimeter. Yeah, and I was like what the fuck dude. This is just what it's like

It was a recording of that or someone was saying I don't know if it was a recording or what? But it was just Blair like as I was pulling in, that's just blaring. What? Yeah. Just armed gunmen outside the 7-Eleven in, what the fuck is going on? In the ROC, in the big ROC. I didn't realize, but I guess, like I always had like a safe idea when I thought of Syracuse or even specifically Buffalo. I was like, oh, Buffalo, the Buffalo Bills,

people like jumping through tables, Pinto Ron. But Buffalo, I think has some, yeah, hood neighborhoods. Like there's like hood dudes from, like a lot of hood dudes from Buffalo. Yeah, I don't know. I might be wrong, but from what my personal experience, I think that Rochester's definitely more sketchy

than Buffalo. Really? I mean, we went to Buffalo. I've been to Buffalo like four times. Yeah. And every time it's been fine. Interesting. So Rochester was, uh, did you get your jewel? I had to buy a whole new jewel.

Dang. Only $5. What? Yeah, like 50 in New York. Are you sure it wasn't counterfeit? Yeah, that's a lot of places they're like on sale. Why? Because no one buys them except for me. You should have bought a bunch. I know you honestly should have bought. I mean, if it costs 50, you should have bought a bunch. I know. You honestly should have bought, I mean if it cost 50, you should have bought 10 jewels.

No, you don't really, you only really need one. No. Yeah. But uh. No bro, you just have one that like tucked in the couch anywhere you go. Yeah, that's true. That would be nice.

Three in the bed, three on the couch. Like how Jason Bourne just has like guns taped underneath Yeah, yeah, yeah. his desk and shit like that. You just have jewels, foreign currency, different passports and a bunch of jewels like taped everywhere. Like the fucking ankle holster. But yeah, Rochester was fun. The shows were all good, except for the Saturday early show was weird. But it was just all old people. So that happens. Yeah. I tried to read the text that you sent now, cause it was probably, I was kind of pissed off. So now I would prefer you don't. Okay. I'm not going to, but, um,

which had you ate a cock. Well, yeah, I didn't think I did well on the Saturday early show, but you never know. Cause then there's like people, then you talk to people after the show and they're like, that was great. But, uh, right. You don't want to trick people into thinking that you did badly. Right. When that could have been, cause then next time you, you go and you actually say, you perform in a way you thought was a great show. Yeah. Then they'll be double blown. Exactly. You'll blow their cock off. Yeah, it was like a lot of, it's just like the manager said the average age was like 60. And I was like, dude. That being the average age is hilarious.

There was like a couple groups of like younger people and then it was mostly old people. That means that half the people were over 60. Yeah, so I was like, I started out, I was doing great. And then I just did one joke about 25 minutes in, and it just, they didn't like it at all, and then things kinda just didn't really recover from there. How long was the joke that they didn't like?

It was probably like a seven minute chunk. But I do, all this shit that I'm doing is new, so I'm like, I can't bail out on these jokes. Like, I need to do them. Why? Because I have to get them good. Yeah. So I gotta like figure out on these jokes. Like I need to do them. Why? Because I have to get them good. Yeah. So I gotta like figure out what to do.

I heard very good things about a new 20 minutes that you have. From who? I just heard. I have a new, it's more than 20 bro. Well I heard that there's 20 good ones in there. Oh that's good. Well I guess I'll work on the other 30.

Is that what we're saying they're leaving the show being like 20 was good one two-thirds of that was good. Yeah 40% What's so is it's all new material It's none of the stuff that I was on my don't tell said yeah But you had you still could do it like 40 minutes before that. Yeah, but the problem is I don't want to go too inside baseball here and give away the- Tricks of the trade. Give away the allure of standup.

You don't want to let people know how the Lunchable was made. Exactly. So I would do like an hour or like 50 minutes, this is before my Don't Tell came out, and I would have that 10 minutes that I put out But the thing is that 10 minutes is spread out throughout the set So it's like you can kind of get away with some jokes that aren't like Unbelievably funny. So it's like I would do the u-haul joke. I would start off with that

It would do great And then I would do the home invasion joke and then I would do like 10 minutes of like some filler some filler but jokes that like are they work they do well but they're not like the they're not the fucking applause break like I can see the light of day yeah so people don't cry during those jokes exactly because of the beauty of the art yeah so now but then so then you get rid of those 10 minutes so now you just have like your your filler jokes so now it now I'm working on making those jokes. You need meat. I'm working on bringing those jokes up to the A-Team. So those come to the A-Team or

do they just stay in the filler? Some of them are staying in his filler and then I've got like a bunch I've got like probably yeah I've probably got like 15 to 20 minutes of brand new stuff. That's what I'm here that's what I'm talking about 15 to 20 minutes of brand new stuff. Yeah it's coming along well. Yeah that's literally what I was talking about. Yeah. People are saying it's awesome. It felt good. Like in Baltimore, I was like, I'm the best. I'm the best to ever do it.

Because I was like, this is all brand new. And I was like crushing in Baltimore. And then, yeah, Rochester was just a little bit like come back down to earth. It's Rochester. Every place, every city can't be bit like come back down to earth. But you're right, it's Rochester. Every place, every city can't be Baltimore. No, I'm being... Facetious.

Yeah, and I'm overthinking it way too much. Almost every single show in Rochester was very fun. And the crowds are great. It's actually very surprising how many people come out to those shows. Well, there's something exciting about delivering the new material. Yeah. Where you're saying it for the first time. Yeah. And then... That's when those jokes, they'll never do as good as they do the first time you do them.

Yeah. It's about fine. Like you'll do a joke that's like a brand new joke. Like I had this happen in Baltimore. I had been doing this new joke and it was like doing well and then it kind of started slowly falling off and then I was talking to Mooc about it and he was like, I think that joke's a lot darker than you think it is. And then I was like, yeah, that joke actually sucks.

And now I'm not doing that joke anymore. Really? So it's like, yeah, cause when you start off with a new joke, it works once and you're like, there it is. This is ready to go out today. Right, but then you do it 10 more times. And then all of a sudden it sucks, yeah.

The other nine times was actually the truth. And like one thing just didn't work or did work accidentally one time. That's why fucking Mook should have been there when Ice Cube was recording this truth. And like one thing just didn't work or did work accidentally one time. That's why fucking Mooc should have been there when Ice Cube was recording this album. Ice Cube put out 19 songs. He could have got that down to 10. Yeah.

Which would be tight, listenable, you know? Mooc needs to get on Ice Cube's team now. I know. Yeah. Today was a pretty good day. Let's back it off a little bit. Yeah, so Rochester was fun. There's nothing to do there during the day. Well, what about fishing?

So I didn't go fishing. It's mostly private water. Is everything okay, bro? No, I didn't want to fly with all my shit, and I didn't want to drive eight hours to get there. So I just, dude, I went on a walk every day on the lake. The Saturday, it was cold. It was like 40s on the water. And I went on the walk. And you ever get that wind headache?

Oh yeah, I actually have. Dude, I got it to the point where I walked for maybe 25 minutes and I ran back to the car. I literally thought my head was gonna pop like a fucking balloon. Cause you had the wind headache? It hurt. The amount of like pressure building up inside. I was literally walking like like for like 10 minutes running to the car and then I got in the car and I had to turn the heat

on like all the way and just like defrost. It was pretty satisfying feeling the headache just go away. What uh can you look up what the, what a wind headache is? It's something with like the, I looked it up in the car because I had to make sure I wasn't dying. Yeah. I'm glad to hear you still have the hypochondriac in you. Yeah, it was something with like, uh... Something with, uh... The pressure. It irritates the membranes.

The fuck does that mean? I don't know. Some bullshit. But what I- the really- the big takeaway from this weekend is that I re-downloaded Minecraft on my laptop. Now we're fucking talking. Maybe we'll go duos. Bro, feel free to join the round. I'd love to get in the round with you hit duos. Except for no mods. No mods. Yeah, I'm playing straight up. I had to

make our realm and I had to make the description of it and I made the description, no nonsense survival world. Who else is in there. The usual suspect bro. Bo, Pete. Bo, Peter, Nate. My demons. Yeah. Whose idea was it to get back in the blocks? I was talking to Bo because Nate was playing some game on Steam on his laptop and he sent us a photo of it and then I was talking to Bo on Thursday or Friday morning and he was like, we were like, should we get into computer games? And then I was like, I'll play Minecraft. And then within 30 minutes, we've all got Minecraft.

Damn. Just mine in a way. We were coming up with a lot of good Minecraft remixes to songs. Plus we were some of them. We was mostly, we were going with this one about Drake. Cause you know, Minecraft is, the main guy is Minecraft Steve. Yes. Yeah, so we were doing, started one about Drake because you know Minecraft is the main guys Minecraft Steve

Yes, yes, so we were doing started from the bottom now. I'm Steve Those that is really good Started from the bottom now the whole team's fucking Steve Wow, I really like that I I think that is really good, yeah. Wow, I really like that. I was crying laughing the whole day just singing myself. Say the lyrics again because I want to be able to remember them. Started from the bottom now I'm Steve.

Started from the bottom now the whole team's fucking Steve. I know it does sound like that, but what it really means is the whole team is Steve. We are very Steve. The whole team is Steve. No one is fucking Steve, but we're all fucking Steve. We're all so fucking Steve. But it was just like we played Minecraft for like four hours straight and we were just singing that song the entire time.

Like in unison? No, just out of nowhere, someone would just drop, started from the bottom, now Steve. That's a game that you get off. You don't play video games to this extent, but there's games that you'll play where you get really lost in it, and then you'll get off and you're like, you feel sick when you turn the game off.

You're like, what did I just do? Like, I just played that for four hours. Well, seeing something that's like a less, like less of a quality, it makes you forget how good, how like good the world looks. Oh yeah. Yeah. I was driving to the shows and I was like, I'm pretty pumped to like, uh, like talk to people.

Like I was like looking forward to just getting on stage and like not looking at the screen. Yeah. Just freeing yourself from the screen. So nice to free yourself from the screen for a little bit. Even if you just go to a different screen, even if you go to dude throwing on the TV. Oh my God. It's such a break from your mind. I feel like I'm in nature. Anytime. When I put the reels down, right. Throwing YouTube shorts on TV

and control it through the remote app in my iPhone. But I'm not actually watching my phone. Yeah, that's productive. That's so productive. I feel very productive. It's like super freeing. Yeah. It's like just being able to unplug. Yes. It is such a blessing. I genuinely feel that way. Like if I put on like football, turn off the phone, put on football, I'm like, dude, this has been a great day. I'm really just breaking out of

the trap of the reels. The screen time down in the sixes. It was amazing. You watched ball yesterday? Of course. Drake May, MVP. Dude, best rookie debut of the year. Bro, get me a fucking jersey, bro. Of Drake May? Yeah. I have my jersey on yesterday. Get me one. Get yourself one, bro. Alright, then I'm not getting one, bro. What the fuck? He looked amazing though. Or he was throwing some rainbows. They were never going to win. They were never going to win, but the rainbows.

It was funny. I was texting my friend, Brendan from home and we were, it was when they were going into the second half and I think they were down by 14. They were down by seven going into the second half, but they like, I think the dolphin or the Texan scored again quick. And then I was like, they had the ball back and I was like, dude, this, I was like, I don't want to get like out of hand,

but this game is definitely still winnable. And then immediate, like as that happened, they fumbled the ball and then the Texan school, I remember texting him and being like, I texted you that this game is winnable four minutes ago and now they're down by three touchdowns. That's a Patriots though. And they're down by three touchdowns. That's a Patriots though. And they threw him out to the slaughter.

I mean, they weren't supposed to fucking win that game. No, no. That's a tough way to start. I was kind of, I didn't really agree with, uh, like again, Mayo has to like be like, they have to win. You can't really be like on the fucking doing the press conference after and being like, yeah, we're really happy with how today went if you lost by 20 points. But he was being a little dramatic. He was kind of hamming it up. I didn't see the press conference. He was like, we let him down.

We let Drake May down today. And I was like, dude, come on. He threw, we haven't had that many points in a game the entire season. Since Brady. Yeah, and it was his first game He played great. Yeah, that was a dub. Yeah, he showed what you need to see and for We are when our record says we are yes, man was gonna cover the spread

That's a fucking bar, bro It is pretty crazy though because our defense was our only good thing and then all of a sudden our defense sucks And then you have k-sh Boutte catching that touchdown. He was sick at LSU. It was him. I had never heard that name until he scored. It was him. He was supposed to be like a top 10 draft pick at one point.

Really? At LSU, it was him. They had Brian Thomas and then they had Malik Nabors that titted them with their receivers. And he was fucking, and for the one year, he was like gonna be a high draft pick and then fucking slipped. Patriots wound up with him. I think there's some character concerns, but I want my wide receiver to have care.

I want my wide receiver to be the worst person on earth. I need him to fucking drive his car no less than like 115 miles an hour. I want my wide receiver to have multiple domestic violence like arrests. Yeah. And I want him to have to have multiple domestic violence like arrests. Yeah, and I want him to yeah have probably a coke problem Great the craziest tattoos I've ever seen. Yeah, probably a couple pairs of praying hands Yeah, yeah, and then just like weirdly religious doesn't really add up with the rest of his lifestyle But we kind of push that to the side kind of seems like he's just trying to like yeah put a tiny like Insurance policy on his terrible lifestyle that he's living.

Fears God but beats women on the regular. Fears God doesn't fear women. Fears God hits his entire family regularly when he gets home. 140 catches, 1700 yards, 15 touchdowns. 75 children. Did you hear that fucking Stefan Diggs? Yeah, he's like a gay rapist You saw that shit not what I was gonna say. We're gonna say do you guys see that? Dude digs. Do you see the digs like I don't know. I don't think that's true. I don't think it's true either

I thought that's what you were gonna say. I was gonna bring a rapist. I wasn't gonna bring it up I'm a big digs guy dude. I've had him on my fantasy for two years in a row I won money on him yesterday I knew I was because I bet on him cuz I was like dude there they're putting way too much mustard on my man's jacket Yeah, and I'm gonna bet on him to score and then he scored And I knew he was coming out for a revenge game showing people like if I was a gay rapist could I do this? If I was a gay rapist why'd I go ten for ten one touchdown? But unfortunately seeing the Aaron Hernandez documentary the gay rapist, why'd I go 10 for 10, one touchdown? 100 yards. But unfortunately, seeing the Aaron Hernandez documentary, the gay rapist might have like,

it might be more of a case that he could do that shit. Yeah, that is true. Hernandez was so good. Yeah, he was. And he was ashamed what happened to him. He was the next huge gay rapist of them all. I started that show, turned it off 30 minutes in. Once they started like giving each other fucking hand jobs

I was like, dude, I'm not watching this but I can't watch that Hernandez never would have done that But what I was about to say about Who the fuck did we just give him a hand? This was not gay and I don't care who says it he is it was more of a dominance play Yeah, it was more of a social just resetting the social order. Yeah exactly It's like wrestling but just like two steps past wrestling. I remember someone tweeted There's this dude who walk on Twitter a while ago and he tweeted and he was like he was like Aaron Hernandez It wasn't gay. He just he smoked he got a little he got a little freaky off the blunt or something like that

I forgot what it was. It's so funny though It was right when that documentary came out about, when they dropped that he was gay in it. It was just getting freak out the blunt. Yeah. But Stephane Diggs was fucking Cardi B when she was eight months pregnant. I did see that.

I did see that. That's insane. When she's eight months pregnant. Yeah, that's weird, but it is baller. That's baller shit. That's what I mean. That's baller shit. That's why you have to like, I bet you could pinpoint the month

when she was eight months pregnant Yeah, and then look at his stat line. Oh, dude 200 yards 14 catches three Tuddy's hundred yards receiving hundred yards rushing Was having the time of his life now, that's true though Like I bet CJ Stroud saw that on Twitter and was like pumped. Get me him. Yeah, this is exactly what we wanted. Get him on my squad now.

Yes. Just like a Billy Beane type character reading like the police blotter. Yeah. Be like, there's this kid down in Florida. Yeah. 16. Oh, he's got an attitude problem.

Exactly. Exactly. And he gets on base. This kid down in Florida just fucked his math teacher. Yeah. 28 years old with a fat ass. We need him. We need him out here at USC stat.

Yeah. Dude, it was pretty crazy seeing the Patriots. Who scored yesterday? So it was that dude. Keichon Butte? Butte and then what, Douglas? It was both of their first NFL touchdowns. Douglas, is Douglas a rook?

No. No. And it was his first touchdown. Is it Demarrius Douglas? Yeah. Good ass name. I know, he's good. That's the second thing I'm looking for

is like a fucking sweet ass name. Oh yeah. If you have a sweet ass, I mean Keishon Bute. Yeah. That's a fucking good Creole name I hate when you place a parlet when you put down a bet like an anytime touchdown bet and then out of nowhere these Dudes that you didn't even know were in the NFL have like three touchdowns in one game that dude yesterday Patrick The fuck Patrick Tim Patrick. Yeah, Penn State. I heard Tim Patrick and I fell to my knees

I was like, I've never heard that name ever what that is going on is not a good wire receiver name if you're just betting bitch off the name Tim Patrick should not be getting a single fucking catch bullshit ass middle management data entry name fuck out of here Tim Patrick pick one you can't be a Tim and a Patrick that was devastating when I heard that Patrick is like getting in twice in one game glue-eating fucking middle schooler's name. Yeah. It was pretty, I had a parlay where I needed Gibbs to score yesterday and it became pretty painful when they're trying to have the O-lineman run one in before they're letting Gibbs one

run in. I was like, dude, just let him run it. We're on the one. Let him run it in. They need Frank Ragnaut. They need Penaisu Alta get one. That was a pretty crazy game It was a sweet place pretty awesome. Who wasn't it's always nice to see the Cowboys lose on Jerry Jones birthday

Yeah, that was pretty brutal Dan Campbell was ruthless What just the play calling or did he say just the funny? Clearly they hate the Cowboys because of that whole thing that happened last year. I hate them. I hate the Cowboys do They hate the Cowboys because of that whole thing that happened last year. I hate them. I hate the Cowboys, too Fuck you guys might have a chance of actually beating the Cowboys because they're terrible Yeah, and you guys are almost better than them, but we're buns too. Yeah, you guys are pretty bad Yeah, it's kind of weird dude because like the so the Bengals the Cowboys and the Bengals are just both Legitimately bad teams this year. Well the Beng Bengals won. Dude, they barely be the giants. You can't tell who's good and bad right now.

It's like too early to tell somehow. But also, yeah, I will say the Giants looked good. Yeah, the Giants look good. And without Malik neighbors, without Malik, one of your other LSU brothers. He's really good. He's one of your great LSU brothers. When you watch the the fucking when you watch football, where are you watching? At the crib? Yeah, strictly. Single screen?

No, I have, uh, I'll go TV. For the 1pm games, usually the Patriots play at 1pm. I'll do Patriots on the big TV, Red Zone on the laptop. Yeah. And then, uh, and then I'll usually just go quad screen for the 4 p.m. games. Oh just have them all up there at the same time. Or I'll do red zone on the TV. You bettin' your dick off or what? Responsibly? Responsibly. So this is crazy. I actually had a pretty good day yesterday. Talk to me. So I won that bet earlier in the year to go up to 700 and

then I haven't put money back in my account since. Oh so the whole team's fucking Steve now. The whole team's fucking Steve. So I got up to 1100 in the account in the DraftKings account and then yesterday I got back down to $16 but that was over the course. I didn't throw away a thousand dollars. And all the bets were in. All the bets were in. Yeah. But I, so yesterday I started off with 300 because I've been losing a lot. So I worked my way back down to 300 and then yesterday, keep in mind, this is six weeks, still haven't added money since the first week.

And, uh, Amazing. Pretty good. So yesterday I got back to, I've got back down to $16 and then bro, I'm at $500 right now. That's fucking go, bro. And if the bills went tonight, I'll be up to $1200. If you're at home singing with us, started from the bottom, now I'm Steve. Started from the bottom, now my whole team's fucking Steve.

My whole team's fucking Steve. Because I keep on just hitting these money line parlays. People say I don't know ball. They love to say I don't know ball. I know. They love to say. I keep hearing people say it. If a man didn't know ball, why am I about to hit a nine leg parlay?

Why is he at 500 right now? Why am I at 500 if I don't know ball? Listen to this shit dude. $10 to pay out $480. Lions, bangles, Falcons, Steelers, Bucks, Ravens, Eagles, Bears. All I need is the bills to win. Damn. I could so easily see the bills losing tonight. Yeah, but you would still be, I mean, getting that many right is pretty good. I know. When was the last time the bills beat the Jets at MetLife? I don't know. Over two years ago. It had to be over two years ago.

Because I went to the last two games that they played at MetLife and they lost both of them. Are you going to this one? No. Fuck no, dude. Fuck that. MetLife on a Monday? It sounds terrible.

Awful. Also, the Bills don't have any reciever. Even though the Bills' rookie receiver probably did some heinous stuff in college. Coleman? Ke. Coleman? Keon Coleman. Yeah, dude's a problem. Yeah, he's who I want. He is good.

He's who I want as a receiver. But just hearing him talk, he's the type of dude to deny gravity and then prove why it doesn't work. Yeah, the Patriots got a guy who's not... Has Baker played at all? The rookie that they drafted, the wide receiver, Baker. Javon Baker? His last name's Baker, yeah. Jalen Polk. Polk is one of them, yeah then they have Javon Baker yeah who was like a UCF or something

yeah Javon Baker there he's that he hasn't really gotten much playing time this year I'm telling you they'll put him in 300 yards yeah for touchdown he's the kind of guy that probably like goes fishing with his bare hands dude he is a he is a menace. That guy is a problem. We need him playing. He went live on Instagram when he got drafted. I was one of like 30 people watching live. What was he saying there?

All you hear is like 808 drums just ringing in the background. And he's like, man, pass me the fucking Henny. Where's the fucking Henny? That's amazing. That's the fucking Henny? That's amazing. That's the guy you want on the roster. Drinking the LeBron Henny. Did you see Kaisson not drinking the LeBron Henny?

No. He took a sip of the LeBron Henny. He was just like... Did he spit it out? No, he was like, ain't that our ball? Ain't that our ball? Ain't that our ball? Dude, once a week I get caught up in a Twitter thread of Lebron's funniest moments and I've seen all of them, but I laugh just as hard every single time. Every single day for the last week going viral for me has been when he puts the glasses on

his face. Oh, he's hair to that one. The face protection. Yeah. That might be his best one of all time. That might be his number one moment of all time. I think my number one right now is when he's sitting in between the two girls and he goes, and first of all,

happy International Women's Day. Yeah. And then, but you can just see, it's no audio. You see him mouthing it. Have you seen this one? Is it Jeannie Buss and the other woman? Yeah. And he goes, first of of all happy International Women's Day

And they're like they're like laying on top of him and they're like touching them Yeah, and they're like, thank you And then then someone put it in the replies his story on Instagram after that happened and it's just him driving down the highway Like with just some sad ass song playing in the background because his wife kicked him out That's what people say. They say it was like three hours later, he's driving down the highway with some song being like song about true love or some shit like that. Savannah kicked him out. Yeah.

Damn. That's probably worse for her. She's probably like, if you're going to cheat, keep that shit on the road. Yeah. It'll be fucking Jeannie Bust. Not on national TV. In LA in front of me. They were grop the road. Yeah. It'll be fucking Jeannie Buss. Not on national TV. In LA in front of me. They were groping him.

Yeah. They were fondling my poor Bron. That's our ball is so good though. Ain't that our ball? Ain't that our ball? Ain't that our ball? That's our ball. That's our ball.

Bro, we need to get the LeBron Henny. We need to get a bottle of it. I would break sobriety the LeBron Henny. We need to get a bottle of it. I would break sobriety for LeBron Henny. I mean, that's a once in a lifetime opportunity. You can't turn that down. Did you see Draymond Green was like, he was drinking and he was like, now I got some of the King in me. Oh, pause.

That's a big pause. What the fuck? Now I got the King inside of me. Oh, I got him fully inside of me. I got him fully inside of me Yeah, that's you can't be saying that can't be saying that Draymond unless you send you to the Israel League for saying shit like that You're playing in Guangdong China for something like that, but uh Yeah, I don't know what his uh If he's being if he was making a gay joke, that's funny. Yeah, those guys do not make a joke. They don't make a joke

They only the only gay joke they have is pause if you make a gay joke That's all they have is someone says something and they go pause if you make a gay joke, you're gay Yes, that's for gay people to do only and even some of them probably aren't making gay jokes Yeah, you can't say anything like those video those videos of Charles Barkley and Shaq Yeah, those are like yeah. Yeah, these younger boys. They're coming And it just pans over to Shaq and he's Actually that did they keep that TNT crew together for like they made a deal. Oh This is the last year for the TNT crew. I thought they came Don't they figure something out. I guess they did it well. What's that show called first take yeah inside the NBA

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Sucks, but you know what time it is. They fucking sucked anyway. Yeah, I didn't really pay attention much. They were always going to suck. I didn't know that it was, what was it, best of three? Five? So we won one, they won three. Best of five, first to three.

First to three. Yeah. Sucks. Why is it like that? That's not what it's like in the World Series. Yeah, I think they used to be seven, maybe they were taking too long. It probably took, I mean, what is that, seven?

Or, no, what is it, a week in baseball? They don't play every night. They have days off and shit in between sometimes. I don't know. I want it to be done faster. Get me through fucking... Well the pitch clock helped that. I'm saying just in general for the whole year. Just get me through baseball.

I like baseball. It's not my number one. Yeah, I've been contemplating if I'm gonna watch any of the regular season hockey this year. I want... Regular season hockey could be fun. Yeah, but playoff hockey is just so good right now We got to get out to a game. Maybe that'll get us charged a little Rangers Bruins Should we I would definitely go to that in the city via game time? Yeah $10,000 a ticket is that what it's gonna be? I don't know Rangers games are so expensive We can't go to a Rangers game via game time. No, we definitely can we have to be able to yeah

They're gonna have us on that catwalk up.. Yeah, yeah. The bleeds, the nose bleeds, deep. I don't mind a deep bleed. The brain. We're past the nose bleeds. Yeah, we're... the scalp, the root of the hair. Yeah, it's gonna be deep up there. Francis in Hawaii all week. Yeah, we were gonna be deep up there Francis in Hawaii all week Yeah, we were saying before I have a hard time like like feeling bad for him because he's been like dude He's like I'm just so busy like I gotta go to Hawaii for a week and I'm like, yeah, man You gotta go play golf in Hawaii for a week He definitely is has the nice ass first first class seat on the way out there. He's definitely staying in like the nicest hotel maybe on earth.

And just gets to play golf. Dude, the Four Seasons in Hawaii must be the nicest hotel. Is that where they're staying? Dude, I don't think Francis has ever stayed at a worse hotel than the Four Seasons. That's like the only ones that exist. He always is hitting me up and he's like, dude, when you go to Rochester, upgrade yourself to the four seasons. And I'm like, dude, that is all of the money I'm going to make this weekend would be going

to the four seasons. I can't do that. He's just living for free. Basically. Yeah. You're just getting the tour of the getting his stand up money and then just paying for the four seasons with it. Yeah. And then getting to golf in between. I've never stayed. I. And then just paying for the four seasons with it. Yeah. And then getting to golf

in between. I've never stayed. I've never even been inside of a four seasons. I'm not a big I'm not very picky when it comes to hotels, though. It's best that you wait for that. Yeah. If you get too picky too soon, you're gonna have to work so much. I know. You're gonna have to just be on the road constantly. Yeah. It's like your first baseball game has to be in the nose bleeds. Yeah. You can't be sitting behind the dugout for your first game. You have to appreciate it That's facts and you're in the fucking nosebleeds right now with these hotels. How was the hotel up in Rochester?

Amazing yeah, yeah anything outside of the I mean going away from that Baltimore hotel and Getting into this hotel. I was so pumped just being able to shit freely. Yeah, that's a fucking blessing Just a powerful flush Like a strong flush, but I am working on I've come to the conclusion. It's uh, it's not my shit It's I use too much toilet paper. Uh But you should be on the D dubs. I just don't I know because I don't like bring them in your I don't even like the Possibility like some people are out here using one Fucking piece of toilet paper like dude. That's gonna break and next thing you know your hands are in your asshole

Like I put I put there's this thick of a barrier between my hands and my asshole Well, aren't you washing your hands afterwards? Dude, even if I'm washing my hands afterwards. I don't want to have fucking dookie on my hands at any point I don't want you to have dookie, but isn't there, you could split the difference and find the amount that you need. That's what I'm working on right now. It's a learning process.

You're growing as a human being. Yes, because I grew up, my family, we go with the cheapest toilet paper you could possibly find. That's inexcusable. It's like the paper that you would put on top of a present in a gift bag. Yeah, like not even the wrapping paper. It's see-through.

Yes. And so I've been used to just grabbing a massive mound of toilet paper every time I wipe my ass. But now I'm living large and I'm going to these hotels and they've got like fucking like comforter toilet paper. Duvet cover toilet paper. It's like a paper towel. But that's what you should be using

for the rest of your life. I like the thin. I like to go. No, no one likes to thin. I like the thin. You like single ply as your preferred toilet paper? I can half ply. This is the-

I wanna grab a big ball of it and not be worried about it not flushing. That shit's always gonna flush because the second it turns to water, it's like when you put cotton candy in water, it just dissolves. Yeah, you're putting that on, you're using that to clean your asshole.

Yeah. That's disgusting. Yeah, I honestly wish there was some like, like a little bit of a sandpaper texture to it, really just shave it out of there. Just shave you? Yeah, shave me down a layer. Take a layer of, they it really just shake it out of there shave you yeah shave me down Oh, yeah

They say you have seven layers of skin Yeah, that's one layer skin a week, and then you just read Sunday you reach out one every day of the week I think it resets on Monday. It should Monday at midnight Your seven layers come back Yeah, I mean it's nasty, but you should be taking care of yourself. But the New York City plumbing is so bad that like you could clog a toilet with pee in New York.

Dude, I clogged my toilet the day I moved into my apartment. I had to go the first thing I did. I put my mattress down and then I had to go buy a plunger. You don't even have to use poop or toilet paper to clog a toilet out here though. Also, dude, the hole in my toilet is this big. The hole in my toilet is like if you were shitting into someone else's ass. And then you're like surprised that it's clogged every single time.

It's this, I've never seen a toilet with that small of a hole. It's like that, I think you should leave sketch. You ever see that one where they replaced the hole and it's like this big? It's for a fart. That's disgusting. You think you should leave sketch ever see that one where they replaced the hole and it's like this big It's for a fart That's disgusting. You've never seen that. I think so. It's one of the funniest sketches I've ever seen It doesn't make a ton of sense. Honestly, no, I don't well, I think it's to keep the rodents out. Have you ever heard about this?

No, someone was told me telling me that in some places in like Brooklyn You have to keep your toilet closed because rats will swim up. I've heard of it in like Florida, like alligators or snakes coming up people's toilets. I'd much rather have a rat than open. I imagine you want to sit open the toilet and there's a fucking head of an alligator in there. That's just, you just kill yourself.

I'd kill myself immediately. Imagine if you actually really have to take that shit too. Oh yeah, you just got to shit on the alligator's head. Into the alligator's mouth. Yeah. He's just sitting there like. Into the alligator's mouth? Yeah. He's just sitting there like a cartoon alligator with his mouth wide open. But I heard that people will,

they'll come back, they'll go somewhere for like a week and they come back and they open their toilet, dead rat in the toilet. That's disgusting. So I think that's why they got the tiny holes. So, but I feel like rats can just- I'm totally making this up. I have no idea if that's why they have the tiny holes.

I'm pretty sure that's not why they have the holes that small. It could be. But I have heard that people do in New York, people do open their... Someone told me that happened to them. You know how people used to be shorter back in the day? Yeah. In every generation before this one, people were... humans were all shorter. Do you think that like in a couple of generations before this, turds were thinner? Maybe that's what was going on. Like old New York buildings were built for skinny turds of when people were just eating like meatloaf was the only thing that was on the menu.

Yeah, that's probably true. They probably just had nice thin turds. Yeah, I'm actually, I'm willing to bet that's probably what it is. Because there's no way that the shits today look like what they looked like 50 years ago. It would blow someone's mind. Yeah, they would bring you to the hospital immediately.

If I took a shit and I was like, that was actually a pretty healthy shit, they'd be like, we're gonna send you somewhere. Something's not right. This man's broken. It's like when pipes get clogged up by like a dam, and someone has to jam them shut yeah jam the Blockage out there always fun videos. They're so calming. I know I don't know why because it does just look like shit

I love a good damn the little damn fill up You you love damn. I love the can bro. These things have you're a big can guy buzzin bro. You faded off the can Only 40 cows. It's not bad. I know I've only had seven of them Just thrown off the can these are the cans that you'd love to recycle Because you want more yeah, and because you get like oh damn These are only so those are two MGs and four MGs of Sibida. Yeah, the Sibida is nice. Sibida is very nice.

It's good for my joints. I love... Oh yeah, yeah. It surely helps me with my joints. If you know what I mean. It's definitely fake though. Whatever's in CBD. They say it's real.

There's gotta be some fake shit. There was some early people that were being like CBD cures cancer. And I was like, I don't know about that. I think that like, maybe if you have like a dull back pain, it might make it less dull. Yeah. Because you're high as fuck for getting about your back pain. But there was like, I bought my mama fucking a seizure. It wasn't even a tincture. It was a lotion for Christmas or something with, and it was like, I bought my mama a fucking... A tincture. It wasn't even a tincture, it was a lotion for Christmas or something.

And it was like $250. It was absolute bullshit, just smells like menthol. I used to hit the tincture hard. It was because of, I bought it at a kiosk at the mall. My first mistake was going to a mall. Second mistake is going to the kiosks. Not even the established stores. Anybody can have a kiosk. You can just walk in and set one up. Yeah, you can just take over a kiosks, not even the established stores. Anybody can have a kiosk.

Yeah, you can just walk in and set one up. Yeah, you can just take over a kiosk like a pirate. Nobody is like assigning kiosks. Start selling your own shit. I want to start selling my own shit in New York, bro. Snow globes, it's about to be snow globe season. Dude, the fall is here and it came quick. And that means snow globe season is right around the corner.

Well, I actually had a question for you about the fall because I'm new to the city bike lifestyle. Dude, what do you do about the debris that's just shooting you in the eyes the entire time that you're full that you're biking? What do you mean? I was biking. I got on the bike within five minutes, dude. It felt like someone poured sand into my eyes. Are you not using your goggles? There was literally full acorns and leaves landing on my

eyes. We're taking an acorn out. There are days when I mean I didn't know if it was debris based because I have contacts so I'm not really feeling the debris but there are days when I'll come in when like my eyes are like it feels like they're like bloodshot or like my eyes sting after riding a city bike. I thought that was because I'm going over the bridge and they're getting wind in them I think it's the debris from the because of where I live. There's it's it's all leaves. There's leaves everywhere Jesus Christ, where are you in the suburb of Denver? Much backyard we've trees down by where I'm at and sounds fucking amazing

I hopped on the bike this morning and I had to stop and scratch my eyes. Really? Yeah You got to start wearing Rexbecks. I know. It will be sweet. Cause I'm not trying to damage the Smiths. You know? I don't want to damage the Chromopops. So I'm gonna have to buy a cheaper pair

of sunglasses to wear while I bike. What are the Smiths again? The Chromopops? Yeah, where did you get those? Denver. At the surf, or the? Fleeced. Robbed. I went in there to buy one beetle fly pattern, which is literally 30 cents. And I left spending

$300 on sunglasses. But maybe they're good for bike riding. They're great for fishing. They're fish finders. You can see all the fish. I know, but maybe they're good for bike riding. They're great for fishing. They're fish finders. You can see all the fish. I know, but maybe they're good for bike riding too. You should just email Chromopop to see Chromopop. They're just kept on being like, and this new Chromopop technology, it's gonna highlight the greens and the reds no matter what the weather is. Well, maybe that's good for fall.

You could see what the leaves change colors. It's really, it is true. Like if it's overcast, you throw on the Chromopops, all of a sudden it feels like it's a sunny day. Should try biking in then. It'll make the city less gray. Probably. I know I don't want to damage the pops The CPS It's fucked. You know how I said my boy was in from Brooklyn this past week. Yeah, I had a crazy night out in Brooklyn He has a son. He has a glasses company. So maybe we could get you a deal on some Chromopops.

Yeah, it's not a bad idea. I mean, I don't know if his company has that technology yet, but you can ask. Bro, his company is, they're the tastemakers. If you're in Boston, you should go check them out. It's called Soma Optical. They're the tastemakers for glasses. Oh, you told me about this before.

You went when you were in Boston. Yeah. You gotta get some glasses from there. They're the tastemakers. They are literally the tastemakers. If you find, if there's some cool shit it's not they're not carrying fucking Jacques-Marie-Mache anymore bro it's not 2010. Fuck that shit. They have the fucking new high-end Japanese French

Italian shit. Yeah. They're gonna get you right. Do you think why don't sunglass companies make like do they make like windows and like windshields and stuff like that for cars? Or like tinted cars? Yeah. Imagine having a car that you got chroma poppy in the car. It would be nice car that you got Chromopop in the car. It would be nice. You'd never want to get out of the car. It would probably be depressing to get out. You probably would.

There's a lot of sunglass technology that's advancing quickly because there's, I have, they're not Chromopops, but they like, they're basically rose colored glasses. It makes every, the greens pop so much. It makes you think every day is a sunny day. You take them off. It's a little bit depressing. Yeah. You know what I do like?

I like when I'm going fishing and I got my Chromopops on, but it starts getting dark and I'm like, damn, I gotta leave soon. And then you take the glasses off and you're like, oh, shoot, I got like three more hours of sunlight. Oh. Because you don't realize that it's like getting

a little dark. It's actually not dark. But it's actually not dark yet. Interesting. That's the blessing of the Chromopop. Very fun experience to pop those shades off and go three more hours of fishing. It's like the groundhog every day. Yeah, exactly.

Three more hours of fishing. Yes. Three more months of summer. Yeah, I think I'm gonna go fishing this week. Yeah, I think I'm coming. Well, cause everyone just keeps on talking about this October bite. How about that Drake picture?

Yeah, I know, I don't know what the fuck that was. So, dude, I got like maybe 2,000 people that sent me that. Because you are the face of fishing right now. I know. Fishing is about to be really popular. I know. Don't you feel that?

I feel it coming. It's like right there. Yeah. You know some bodies are going to be wearing full fish hair. Full waiters around New York. Full waiters, nothing. Now that Bianca Sensori is single, she's just going to be waiting around New York and wait waiters, nothing on, now that Bianca Sensori is single, she's just gonna be waiting around New York in waiters.

Titties out. Sabrina Carpenter is gonna be on stage, just full Orvis head to toe. She's gonna have like a button down shirt under her waiters. I just got this brand new pair of waiters. Fuck you once then I won't call you later. It's a legend carpenter. She's crushing it.

She's killing it. Oh no, Eilish was in New York. Is she in New York this week or was she here last night? I think Sabrina was here last week. She was doing the Barclay. I think Eilish is doing the Barclay. Why do these people not do MSG? Or maybe Eilish is actually probably doing MSG.

Eilish is definitely doing MSG. She's got real. The goat. But isn't the Barclay the same exact amount of people as I think it actually might be more But what about the catwalk bro? What about the nosebleeds? What about the cache? What about Manhattan? But it's do you know you really made it when you do show at the Barclay and then do a show at MSG You think it's like oh, so you can do an arena per burrow. Yeah, then you do the Queen's MSG is bigger. Oh Shit, two thousand more carpenter step your game up get right carpenter

I'll I'll find two thousand people to fill out that MSG show me you Connor Griffin I don't think MSG ever doesn't sell out That can't be true. I think it's like go no matter what I it's people are like, oh, something's happening at MSG tonight. Let's go. And it is only the biggest acts. Yeah. I respect the hell out of it. You think Andrew Schultz would even call his dad if he sold out the Barclay?

No. He's not even telling his dad. Hell no. But now it's those extra 2000 people. Then you get that extra 2000. Now we're talking. We talked about Timberlake canceling at the Barclay, right? No.

Or didn't he cancel one of his shows in New York like one hour before it was supposed to go off? Did he? And everybody was like, this is going to fuck up the tour. No, well that was, I knew he got the DUI. Yeah, but I think he canceled a show right as it was about to happen recently. Unless I got NBA Centaled. Someone canceled a show at Radio City

like an hour before it happened, like last week. Childers? No, I don't know who it was. It wouldn't be fucking Timberlake. Timberlake wouldn't be doing theaters. No, Timberlake's way above fucking Radio City. No chance he's doing theaters unless he's doing like the Nutcracker or something.

You see that theater that Alex Cooper did in LA? No. Huge? It's like maybe like 10,000 people. So you see whenever Brianna and Grace do live shows, they'll do like a five tiered theater. Yeah. It's interesting. Yeah.

That'll be you one day, little bro. Oh, it's not. Oh, yes, it will, bro. I've peaked, bro. No, not in stand up. 30% capacity at Rochester, Carlson. That's my peak. I heard it was a good 60. I heard 60 wasn't their age, it was the amount of people there. No, that early show was packed. Really? Yeah, because it was all old people. Because people have to get out before sundown.

I know. The show, oh dude, they got a nice operation going over at the Carlson. What are you talking about? What kind of op? Show starts exactly at 7pm. Late show starts exactly at 9pm. Oh really? Dude, I'm in bed by 10.30.

So nice. That's the dream. It is so funny when I leave with the audience. It reminds me of that Joe List. Joe List has a big... Just like shuffling out. Just shuffling out with the crowd. Dude, Joe List has a bit where he talks about, I think it was when he was filming his special

and he talks about, he's like, isn't this funny? Like comedy is the only thing where like you're at the show and you're waiting for the show to start and you're like, oh shit, that's the guy right there. He's just standing there, right there. He's like, I don't think you go to see Bruce Springsteen and you're sitting there and you're like, oh shit, there's Bruce right there

waiting to go up with all of us. Like a football player is also just getting a hot dog before he goes out to play quarterback. But it's literally like the show ends, I go back to the green room, get my wallet, leave, and I'm walking to my car with the people that just sat and watched the show. The craziest was Bakersfield. Bakersfield, I was out of the venue before they, people finished paying their checks. So like people were leaving and I parked in the back.

So I had to go around to the front. People were walking out of the venue and you just see me just peeling out. Like I'm in my car leaving the venue before they even got into their cars. Why don't you just wait or something? Cause I, well Rochester, I was like, I gotta go home and play Minecraft.

I gotta get back to the world. You speeding home. Yeah. So you can get home to play Minecraft. But it's also like there's not really much, what am I gonna do? Yeah, if you don't care. You wanna go home.

Yeah, if you don't care, why should they? Yeah. Do you think if someone, like if there's like a traffic jam in the parking lot, like and someone beeps at you and then they see it's you, they will be less mad? No. If it was the Saturday early show, definitely not.

Get the fuck out of the way. Oh wait, it's little Sasquatch. If it was the Saturday early show, definitely not. Get the fuck out of the way! Get away from his little Sasquatch! If it was the Saturday early show, they'd be like, how is he ruining our day more? How is he still fucking us over? We left early so he could not fuck us over and somehow he's ahead of us already in the parking lot. That's not right. No. That ain't right. You're a fucking bully. That's not right. No. That ain't right. You're a fucking bully.

It ain't right. Shout out to Sebastian. It's the name of this tour. I know. It ain't right! Were you guys howling? Were you saying his lines along with him? No, we were just howling.

Because he was like out of nowhere. All of a sudden they got this shit on the Jumbotron and then just cuts to Sebastian. He just goes, It ain't right. And we were like, where the fuck did that come from? Was he being dead serious? That's the name of the tour. Yeah. When you do, I think when you do those arenas, you have to have like this gay little fucking big, like a montage of every single accomplishment you've ever had. I've seen that at Burke Reicher shows. Yeah.

You have like a 10 minute video because they do it at comedy clubs. They play a 10 minute video, but it'll be like, I guess it's their way of like warming up the crowd. They'll play like old like Sarah Silverman clips and like, and like Bernie Mac and like just no one's paying attention. I ain't afraid of you motherfuckers. Literally that, it'll literally, it'll be like a 10 minute video

of just like clips of different comedians and then like Welcome to the Jungle will start playing and then like the host will go out. Do you even get a full joke out of the comedians or it's just like a sense of it? Oh yeah, you get a full joke. Like a full like two minute bit. He'll be fucking a bitch.

Yeah, I ain't haven't had no damn pumpkin pie. And then it's just some dude being like, do you think this is going to be funny or what do you think is going to happen? You think Francis is here? Yeah. I think Mook is here. You think Mook edited down his jokes for him? It is such a better viewing experience once he edits your jokes down. I know. Out of Order live shows coming up. Yes. But they're all sold out, aren't they? Ain't it? They're all sold out, ain't it? once he edits your jokes down. I know. Out of Order live shows coming up.

Yes. But they're all sold out, aren't they? Ain't it? Are they? They're all sold out, ain't it? Go to Chicago, Chicago. That should be the first one that should've sold out. Yeah.

Get tickets to see us in Chicago. Where is it? Laugh Factory? The Laugh Factory, come on, guys. It's history. Yeah. We're gonna become a part of history. That's where Capone used to go

That's where Capone got syphilis exactly You don't want to miss this shit. Did Kramer have his blowout at the one in LA or the one in Chicago? LA that sucks. You think that if he said the n-word in Chicago, he's escaping. Yeah, that's true No fucking chance In LA they're like alright as you were that room is huge. That's probably why it hasn't sold out yet. It's a big room. What's the room size? Five? Probably 350. I did that room. I did that room. I did a spot there. I was nervous as fuck. Shaking at the legs.

Did you overcome it? How did it go? Oh yeah, killed. Yeah. Crushed. Do you still get nervous? Yeah, there's a little Wayne. What'd he say? He said, are you high right now?

Do you still get nervous? That one song when he's like, hell yeah, hell yeah, fucking right. That song? Every night. One of our coworkers dating him. All right, let's go to a... One of our coworkers is dating Lil Wayne?

All right, let's cut it. Let's cut it. All right, guys. All right, well, we'll see you guys on Thursday. Oh, I'm gonna be in Burlington, Vermont on Sunday with Colm, Terrell, Lev Fur, and other people. So, come to that.

What? Lev? Yeah. Huge fan. I know, it's gonna be fun. Huge fan of the bro. So, alright, we'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye. Thanks for watching!