Son of a Boy Dad - The 100th Episode Extravaganza - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 100

Episode Date: February 8, 2023

Bonjour amigos, we made it to episode 100. Who would have thought? We are joined by four guests today. Brandon talks about smoking black n milds on the way to NBA games, Nick is wearing the all black hoodie with the big graphic for a reason, Tommy is going to take over the NYC office as soon as he gets on Barstool's radar, and KB is the most jacked human in the world. Here's to 100 more episodes or whatever. Ads: Hellofresh - Go to Https://barstool.link/HellofreshSOABD and use code SON65 for 65% off + free shipping Betterhelp - This episode is sponsored by Betterhelp. Go to https://barstool.link/SONbetterhelp for 10% off your first month Gametime - Use code BARSTOOL100 to get $100 off your Big Game tickets Use code BARSTOOL100 to get $100 off your Big Game ticketsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. You got multiple women in the office. They get you plates. First of all, no, that's that's a lie. Katie Stantz was in a mood yesterday. She usually gets me plates. And yesterday she didn't want to do it.

I was like, OK, so I went and got my sister who I got a job. So we get me a plate. I feel like she owes she owes me a plate well so you have multiple women to get you plates uh she my sister was just a dude to get you my sister was a one-time thing if you had been around i would have asked you to get me a plate next time get me a plate i said no next time get next time hold his pocket i swear to fucking god you're getting me a plate at some point you're gonna walk around the office holding his pocket better be a full-ass plate like a prison house bitch. Nah.

That's how he's going to do you, bro. Bro, we're boys. If I said, hey, I got to do a show, will you give me a plate? Bro, you know I would. Grab me a plate? I'd stack you up, but I'd do a healthy one, though,

as a sub. No, you'd put like a... You'd put something nasty at the bottom of the plate. I'd put a nice salad with a demi-glazed jizz reduction on top of it that i fucking nutted in dead mouse under my lasagna yeah and not the fucking producer not the fucking dj

give us a bonjour amigo brother bonjour amigo episode 100 episode 100 of the show congratulations boys how many episodes did you make it to well not 100 not 100 well i've got a couple of podcasts i have a hundred but the one i wanted to didn't make it how many does uh unnecessary roughness have i think we're like 300 yeah is that every day uh no it was three times a week during the season and it's a one time a week during the off season so what's the season football season okay you know that's a football that's a college football i didn't know it was a college football show what did you think unnecessary roughness was?

I thought it was a sports show. Just me talking about roughing up women? No, I thought it was a sports show. Unnecessarily? We had a domestic violence show. There's other Unnecessary Roughness calls, right? I would say domestic violence is very Unnecessary Roughness. Yeah, it's always pretty unnecessary.

Yeah. Not Dana White, though, bro. Dana White literally slapped a woman and then started to slap Lee. Dude, did he become bigger after that? Yeah, he like oh this i'm i'm tripling down on this he enhanced his brand by roughing up a woman like ike turner and no he made it his brand roughing roughing people up with an open palm it's crazy ike turner was um tina turner's husband yeah oh i know ike dude close friend of mine are you yeah he's dead well was a close friend of mine. Who are you? Yeah. He's dead. Well, was a close friend of mine. Probably died before you were born. Probably.

And he might not be dead. I don't know. My parents knew him. What other shows do you have that are at 100? I'm going to say Reference 100. Pick Central is obviously daily, so it's a lot. Is that staying? Is that going to keep going when you guys go to Chicago?

Yeah, we're going to bring somebody else on, and it's going to be a new cast. That's to be announced later. White Sox Dave? Not White Sox Dave. I would kill myself first. not eddie hannah i don't know who that is what are your guys picks for today is that her voice because you sound like you're doing a female raspy voice she has the she has like a marge simpson uh twang to her voice. There's like a raspiness. You don't know Hannah Tran?

I guess I'm aware of her. I've never met her. Never heard her voice? You don't listen to her show with Danny and Eddie? There are a lot of great podcasts here, so I don't listen to that one. Big Cat's coming on? Big Cat's coming on what? Big Cat and Dave are going to be there every day?

That was what the intention was, but that intention wore off quickly. I heard Dave's moving to Chicago with you guys. Is he? Just because he wants to get back into the mix. We'll have two White Sox Daves? Yeah, Dave and Dave. David, didn't Nick say Dave is Red Sox Dave? Damn, that's going to be incredible.

What if White Sox Dave demands that Dave go by Red Sox Dave? I don't want to get confused. Because it's his territory in Chicago. If Red Sox Dave comes out there, he's going to have to fucking bend the knee. You think the Chicago boys are dreading you guys coming there? I would assume so, yes. Because we're bringing... Hell's coming with us.

They've been doing that for what? Like eight years? Yeah. There's four of them. If they get along, great. If they don't get along, great. You can hide from somebody. There's going to be a lot of fucking people coming. I think it's like you're at war and you're... Reinforcements? I think it's reinforcements coming in.

I really feel like, or I mean, I don't know their thinking behind it, but I feel like they got to be like, we've been out here like four or five deep on the Chicago front lines trying to make shit pop off. And now we have a bunch of other people that are going to... So we're bringing resources and rations and all that kind of stuff. Doesn't it seem like that? Doesn't it seem like it's about to fucking blow up out in chicago yeah but in war you have casualties oh no so somebody oh i swear to fucking god when we go to chicago somebody's dying we're writing

somebody out of the script oh for sure it's gonna be layoffs people are gonna get chopped ah just when we come in it'll be like a loser leaves town match and they gotta they gotta leave the promotion or it's like a batting order, you know, it's going from a four-person bat. There's people who are going to get bumped down the order. Yeah, bad teams have bad hitters batting cleanup. Now we got a couple cleanup hitters

coming. I'm not one, but... Have you seen any of the... Have you seen the new office at all? I haven't seen it. I've seen what do you call it sketch it a blueprint i only saw the blueprint of the rock wall and it's like that looks crazy the whole thing no there's a rock wall and there's like a waterfall over it there's a there's a pickleball court there's a cockfighting ring we're gonna have it all it's great we're getting a pool table for

this office for this office and a hot tub upstairs but it's like a no it's a pool table that changes into an air hockey table i i i want you i want y'all to get a hot tub upstairs and it's like a no it's a pool table that changes into an air hockey table i i want you i want y'all to get a hot tub upstairs and y'all tell me when the first time y'all actually get a chance to get into this i would never go because you would go upstairs and you just never have a chance to get it in now glenny balls would be displacing all the water in there i believe we hire people this company just to take spots just to get in front we definitely do or but there's always a hiring freeze going on. Whenever someone we want, it's a hiring freeze.

Get in a fucking buffet line in this company and you'll meet people you've never heard of. Every time there's a company party, you don't know anyone there. You're wondering if you're at the right party. It feels almost like a class reunion where it's like, should I be talking? I don't know how deep I can go in this conversation with these people. Yeah. How are things? Also, that third floor is way more diverse I can go in this conversation with these people. Yeah. Like, how are things? Also, that third floor is way more diverse than our floor is. Oh, way more.

Yeah. So you get confused. It's over 50% Asian. Yeah. Barstool is a quarter Asian now. I don't see race, but it's what I hear. Well, that's more racist because then you're not acknowledging the plight that they've gone through.

Oh, I have to put myself in their shoes? But I feel like that's replacementism. So that's... You got to walk a mile in their foot-bound shoes. Their wooden shoes? Stepping on rice everywhere? That's too far. That's too far.

I'm sorry. That's on me. That's too far. I never know how far is too far. Yeah, I know. But that's the good thing about Son of a Boy, Dad, bro. Have y'all started this show? I i think yes i was having yeah yeah we're seven and we're seven in yeah yeah we're seven and we started when when mook said so you're we're doing a rotating cast

today yeah we're gonna we're gonna have a bunch of people on in celebration of our 100 and uh so when you guys started ron you said there's no chance this thing lasts. Oh, yeah. I thought it was kind of like until Sass gets hired by SNL type of thing where I could show. And it still is. It is, but it's like his chances of getting hired are going down. I was like a two to one thing when he was in here. And now it's kind of like a 75 to one long shot. Now you're far enough in that when he does get hired at SNL, you're at least going to get a cursory interview. You think so? I think I'm the one

that's holding him back. I didn't know there's people at SNL that have podcasts. Really? You can just steal podcasts on SNL. So what were they saying? Why are they on a hiring freeze over there whenever you go in for an interview? Why is everything a hiring freeze all of a sudden?

It's a hiring freeze whenever Sassy wants to drive us. I thought Auburn was the only one hiring freeze. Let's fucking go, bro. That's a Hugh Freeze joke. Come on, man. Thanks. You don't do sports on this show? Sorry, my bad. You want me to shut the fuck up? No, we talked about a lot of rap last week.

You got any picks for this week? I love the Chiefs. I remember on the Yak when I told... Y'all don't like that? Oh, I forgot. Come on, man. I just tell the Yak when I told... Y'all don't like that? Oh, I forgot. Let's give him the light early. Come on, man. I just tell the truth. I marry my team early and I've married the Chiefs. And you're not going to

divorce us. You said that I had a chance to. You said until Friday. You said until Friday I had a chance. I'm locking in on Friday so you gotta get your shots in. Do you have any Chiefs gear? Well, first of all... For me, all it takes is if Rowan got me a... That's all it takes? If you got me a Chiefs sweatshirt, a nice Chiefs sweatshirt sweatshirt a nice chief sweatshirt of rome no but that red that red color would look trash on you bro it would no you got me a nice eagle crew eagles crew neck like a deep green or like a

black one it'd be a rap eagles fan of all time it would be an absolute rap how come you've not got any eagles i get him shit and he doesn't wear it because he gets me stuff from oh okay that must hurt you that must hurt you when you when somebody goes out of their way to buy something i just sound very country when i said that you sound like mine hey listen when somebody buys you something why the why the fuck wouldn't you wear it you go to the country store and get him a crew neck i went down to the army navy store and i got you something you ain't wanted you did buy me something that i didn't wear and you know he's bought you some or i've bought him something that you bought me a braided belt two years ago what's what is this and you're wearing

it break this chair though yeah that's that sucked you might go plunging that's a tough man that's a tough but i think that to complete the circle of life you got to buy brandon something that he ain't gonna wear no why would i do that because like the circle of life he bought me something i'm not gonna wear you got the money i bought you something you're not gonna wear i would buy something i would buy brandon something that he would wear no he does have well i but see i would wear it because i'm a good i'm a good person bro this past weekend he sold out five shows in boston and all the money went to him that's a lot of shows isn't that fucking crazy is it a big room so it's pretty big how did you even did you even do a vape why was smoke just coming out of your mouth?

No, it just always is. He's like a geyser. He's just like spitting a little bit of smoke at all times. I feel like I'm in a mini golf course and it's just coming out of the clown's mouth. Yeah, he's just a dormant volcano. I've got to quit nicotine bad. I was having a cough last night. You're too young to quit.

You're too young to quit anything in your life. That is true. You can't quit anything at 21. He's trying to. He's got a book lingering around our apartment that says how to quit anything in your life you can't quit anything at 21 he's trying to he's got a book lingering around our apartment that says how to quit smoking yeah and it probably because it probably worked for owen what age you start quitting things like 28 i haven't quit anything i do everything that i ever did but you never did anything that would be did you ever do anything i don't have i don't have that life experience either i never had to quit anything

because i never did anything did you ever smoke cigarettes did you ever try anything? I don't have that life experience either. I never had to quit anything because I never did anything. Did you ever smoke cigarettes? Did you ever try a cigarette? I tried a cigarette. I was dating a girl in high school who would date cigarettes, and I was trying to be cool, and I would say, oh, I'll take one, and then no, it didn't stick. I probably had less than 10 cigarettes in my life. Do you have any couples that smoke together? Yeah.

I think that's a big thing in high school. They look badass. Yeah. Or like little groups of friends, and I think that's the thing that keeps friend groups together i think especially women friends or specifically women who smoke i think they stayed there that's like a damn near lifelong friendship and if someone stopped smoking you pretty much stopped going outside with them you stop being friends with i gotta be honest i don't know how you smoke in 2023 like where do you do it yeah it's crazy you can't do it in any building you have to be outside at all times if it's a winter why the fuck you're in like an asian airport where

they have those like they still have those yeah oh yeah it's crazy donnie always post studios in them i thought that was just a thing he made up in his mind no they're packed yeah just drink he's drinking beers drinks termies in the fucking and then rip cigs you only had 10 cigarettes throughout your entire i've had less than 10 cigarettes in my life you think you smoked them right you think you inhaled them all the way i probably not um i i don't think so i don't know if i did it long enough to get the technique down because i think you have to have reps yeah it's tough i don't think i inhaled anything the first time right the first time i smoked it not fucking cigarettes not weed not dmt i don't really think it's all reps man got to put in the work.

Yeah, it is. I used to smoke cigarettes when I was young. You did? You are young. When I was a child. Yeah. No, we wouldn't even smoke cigarettes. We would smoke Swisher Sweets, like grape Swisher Sweets.

And we would smoke them just like one each. They made grape Swisher Sweets? Oh, yeah. They make like blue raspberry Swisher Sweets. You know what I smoked in high school? And they taste amazing. Because I had, all my black friends would smoke them. I smoked Black and Miles.

Black and Miles wooden tips? Yeah. Those are good. Those are fun. I just love to do all the tips. Those are fun. Yeah. They make you, I like how they make you smell.

I like how it kind of leaves you smelling, like walking around with it or in your car. Like I know a lot of weed smokers who have a permanent Black and Miles in their ashtray. A lot of these are black dudes. If they get pulled over, you know what I mean? They have something in the middle of there, so they're not getting the weed smell. I have a friend that I would always go to NBA games. NBA game was always two hours away. We'd drive to Memphis, and he's like a teacher, and he doesn't do anything.

But every time we'd go to an NBA game, we'd have to stop at the gas station and get two packs of black and milds, and that's what we smoked on the way to NBA games. That's kind of sick. Yeah. I don't know why we did it. How old were you? This was in my 20s. Yeah, because Memphis didn't even have a team

until you were in your 20s. Yeah, my first game I went there was when I was like 22 in 2001. Damn. Mike Miller or what? That was Jason Williams, and I don't think Mike Miller was there yet. He might have been.

Oh, he was like, what were you? No, he was probably. Was he a Grizzly from the beginning? I don't think he was a Grizzly from the beginning. He won Rookie of the Year. He was a Magic. Yeah, he shared Rookie of the Year on the Magic Sorry we don't talk sports on here

My bad, that's on me again Who are some rappers that you like? Outkast Do you know them? Andre 3K I love Andre and Big Boi doesn't get enough credit Everybody's like Andre, Andre, Big Boi's also great I like Lou Chris a lot

He likes Atlanta guys You like Atlanta guys from the 90s, early like Lou Chris a lot. He likes Atlanta guys. I like Atlanta guys. You'd like Atlanta guys from the 90s early 2000s. 90s early 2000s Atlanta guys. Yeah. Yeah. Does that resonate with you at all? No. Fuck. No. I like Gucci Mane. A little late. Yeah. It's a little bit late for him. Not really.

Gucci Mane was making music when? He was probably making music in like the early 2000s. Very specific window here. Like I'm talking 97 to fall of 03 yeah that's what we're talking about what happened after the fall i don't i don't know fall of 03 that's when i want to check out i don't really listen to a lot of rap no yeah he's a beat bob dylan guy i have two moods i have rap mood and country mood those are my two moods and what bridges that i listen to 90s on nine a lot but that's those are my two moods in some ways those are the only things that 90s on 9 a lot, but those are my two moods.

In some ways, those are the only things that a man should listen to. Well, rap and country are also pretty much the same thing. They really are. Yeah. Except for, yeah, country can be a little bit more emotional, and it's easier for a white guy to write a song and get by with it. Yeah. White guy writes a rap song, and people are like, what the fuck are you talking about,

bro? Yeah. But he would put the same shit in a fucking country twang. Yeah. Yeah. You could legitimately take some rap lyrics, put guitar behind it and you've you just have a country song yeah and i think that that's that would be a nice like little cover band idea somebody could do some shit like that i think we've all heard those bands in college right

yeah uh uh the dude who used to sing uh bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks lick on these nuts and suck a dick. I actually wrote that song. What's your new show that you have coming up? Plug it in here. This doesn't come out until next week. I don't know when it's coming out. Oh, okay.

Come on, bro. So I'm about to go record with Clemmer right now. We're doing a sports movie podcast. And don't call it my show. To me, it's Chris Clemmer's show. And I'm sitting in and helping him launch the project. That's how this started off. And now I do about 90% of the talking talking only when we have guests oh i can't wait

to do that guest talker are you not no i just like to sit back and observe you haven't observed in this one you've been you've been participatory that's what you think it's an autopilot my bad i'm so fucking stupid i'm studying you he's a really good listener, though. Was that alarm for me? It was for me. I gave you a chance to plug your shit, bro. That alarm was for me. All right, thanks, guys. All right, see you, man. Let's get Nick in here.

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June 23rd, 2021. We've decided to celebrate our future 100th episode of Son of a Boy Dad. Little Sass will be fist fighting Roan and Owen at the same time. Damn. I think we did that. Someone did on 6-23-21. I imagine that was me. I can't imagine anyone else wrote that one. Ladies and gentlemen, Nick. 15 minutes. Just record mine over Brandon's.

Just line them up. You might say the same shit as him. Time started? Yeah, it started. Start talking. You don't have a lot of time. Who do you think we should have as our other two guests? We think were doing we're gonna do tommy and who else i don't care oh okay dude ever since i realized i'm gonna be a dad like things like that but dude i have some breaking news i got a text before i walked in here from fasoli no what did fasoli have to say that's that's the bad news the The good news is it's about sass.

No. Asking for your phone number. No. Oh, no. So naturally, I was like, of course, man. And like, feel free. He doesn't like texting. Call him.

Dude, if I got a call from Fasoli at night, I would be shocked. I would be like unsettled. Would you pick up? Yeah, I pick up a lot when people call me. All right. Say your number. No way. I would be like unsettled. Would you pick up? Yeah, I pick up a lot when people call me. All right, say your number. No way. But he said he was trying to talk to Sass before I left for the airport.

One of the Patriots coaches who I'm connected with wants to come to a show in Boston, but the tickets are sold out. Can you get a ticket for this Patriots coach? Not Steven Belichick. Yeah. Bill Belichick, son. I don't know. If it's Bill, then yeah, we'll get it. We'll work it out. We'll try and get him a seat. He wants some tickets. He'sichick, son? I don't know. If it's Bill, then yeah, we'll work it out.

We'll try and get him a seat. He wants some tickets. He's good friends with Matt Judon, who may come. I don't know who Matt Judon is. Very good player. He's like the best. Yeah, he's their best defender. And he wears red sleeves.

It's kind of cool. It's sick looking under the blue unis. But I've had to tell him, Sass sold out five nights. Where was that energy when those were on sale? Exactly. Yeah. Come to a Sass show. Get Judon. Yeah, Jud judon's gonna be there no i mean john's gonna be there mac won't be there no no shit out of him you'll say that what you beat the shit out of mac jones yeah why he sucks

would you roast him he let down the franchise yeah he did he's supposed to be the next tom brady no you're a turncoat like you grew up as a Patriots fan and like you should have been you're like the same age as Mac Jones. You guys should have been best of friends. But then you decided together.

Did you? That's a loser mentality. Sass roots for the best team. I root for the best teams. Why would I root for the bad team? Wallow does that. What a waste of time. Why is Wallow like on the Eagles?

Wallow is like that meme of like Drake sitting in at the Duke. Yeah. Like meeting under like bro thinks he's on the team. Is there a picture of Drake like outside of like a women's volleyball battle? Yeah.

I hope he doesn't clip this one, but his wrists have never gone straight. Dude, that is the funniest picture I've ever seen. The one where he's standing in a jumpsuit and the whole women's volleyball team is standing in like a semi-circle around him. He's like giving a pep talk. It's crazy. He loves winners. He just loves winners.

That must be what it is. He loves athletics. He just loves winners. That must be what it is. He loves athletics. Whether that be high school athletics or... That's probably the end of it. That's what he likes the most. Or adults in volleyball shorts. Oh, yeah. There he is.

That's hilarious. Why do they all have their arms all crossed? Is Drake a hot guy? Yeah. Is he? I think Drake with dreads or cornrows. He bought his way into it, I think. I don't know if Drake's a hot guy.

I don't know, dude. Wasn't he on, he was like on a lemon date and he was, didn't he say? He just got rich. Like, and then he got hot. No, he was on a, he was on a show. He was like cast on a show as a heartthrob. Was he cast as a heartthrob? Was he like the main guy on a lemon date?

A lemon date? I think it was, or i don't know if it was eliminate or it was like some show where there i think there was like another dude there and they were like maybe doing a multiple was it next remember that one it next was awesome that was brutal when you you know it was so mean you would get off the bus and they would just be like next it was always like a picnic in the park the bus with the boys were parked up there and uh they would come out and there was always like the weird guy he'd like skip the last two steps and kind of not stick the landing and

then the girl from like the picnic basket next that's why i have to turn just what if they ran through the whole crew they then she dial over shows over shows over yeah that's how dating shows should be they she got her boyfriend by the end of the episode that's way faster way better it's way it's way more simple but it was brutal they were all sitting on like garth brooks tour bus it was like a very nice bus and they would just like meet each other but the fellas could flip the script because if you made like certain time thresholds before getting nexted you got money right or was that a limit date no there might have uh yeah that might have been a limit date but was that real chance of love?

Stallionaire. Roan was the third stallionaire. Holy shit. No, I was Mr. Boston from I Love New York. Yeah, that's right. You were. Early on in my battle route career, people loved to call me Mr. Boston from I Love New York. Why?

He was the nerdiest dude on TV. That rolls right off the tongue. But he got with, New York liked him. Yeah, she did. Her with the oiled up titties. Oh my God. New York was hot. Damn. You never watched New York? No, I've never seen any of these shows no idea what you're talking about that's right

you ever see rock of love or double shot of love tequila tequila i've never watched a lot of dating shows the first bisexual nazi dating show oh damn domestic abuse victim it's a good subgenre yeah she had that under her belt too well no it was she was hit by it but it was there was a belt involved yeah she was under the belt um that was uh have you ever watched any dating shows no not really like even the bachelor uh love island and shit like that i watched like one episode of love island love island's pretty good dude are you doing that love island thing at the super bowl yeah they were asking me they asked me they're like it's all script i was like okay but yeah are you doing it i said no i need what is it you said what have you ever heard that word that's weird dude it was um never heard of that

it was like a dating pool scene yeah it's a commercial right it's like an ad and is it i don't know it's an ad unless i got conned i don't know you're just in the next season of Love Island. And it's kind of like Drake. I think he's a hot guy, but I think he's a bad body all-star. You know what I mean? He's got a bad body? I don't think he... I mean, do you see his shirt off often? I think that he's like...

He's ripped. I think he has like a normal guy's body. I think he has a normal guy's body. And like he's strong underneath it, but there's like a layer of he's had a good time. What do his nipples look like? He looks like his nipples would be the same color as his skin. Yeah, he does. Drake's nipples.

I think he's got massive pecs that are almost boobs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Would you titty fuck Drake? Yeah, 100%. For a feature.

Would you get titty? All right, you could be on my song, but you got to titty fuck me. Fine, Drake. Feels great. Would you let to titty fuck me. Fine, Drake. Feels great. Would you let him titty fuck you? No, you wouldn't be able to. Too toned. Yeah.

He's too toned. Is Saz more toned than Drake? I think so. Definitely not. I think you guys have different highlight areas. I might be the most untoned person in the world. No, dude, I don't have a shape whatsoever. There's no shape. I'm just like a thing no dude trust me i i looked at my i looked at me

shirtless today and i try not to i only have one mirror in my apartment it's like a prison mirror it's just like this big oh yeah and it's already covered in like dried up water so you can't really see me but i caught a glimpse and no miriam webster rolling over in his grave no definition at all yeah put the blur tool on all of the where it's supposed to be yeah dude i when i'm naked i'm not wearing my glasses oh yeah it's good it is uh brushing your teeth with uh like i feel like i brush my teeth better when i don't look in the mirror oh yeah when i close my eyes and just fucking let it like really just focus on on letting the work get done so apparently it's better it's good for your brain to brush your teeth with your opposite hand it's a good brain exercise it forges forges connections fresh synapses

yeah but then your teeth you're just gonna have nasty breath you're just gonna do a terrible job dude i'm thinking clearer than ever yeah but you smell like shit yeah no one wants to hear your good ideas okay stinky i believe you you smell like shit. No one wants to hear your good ideas. Okay, stinky. I believe you. You smell fucking terrible. Dude, do you brush your teeth shirtless? I can't anymore.

I get fully... Dude, I'm never shirtless. Dude, I hate it. There's never a time where I'm shirtless. You brush your teeth too vigorously and then you stop, but your titties are still going at the same pace as your toothbrush. Hell no. It's a scene from Airplane. Just have the jello jiggle.

I'm not even shirtless alone, dude. No, hell no. Get a scene from Airplane. Just have the jello jiggle. I'm not even shirtless alone, dude. No, hell no. No. My wife saw me look at myself shirtless in the mirror the other day and she burst out laughing. She laughed at me. I flexed in the mirror the other day. Huge mistake because I flexed and then no difference. You couldn't tell when I was

doing it at all. You flexed your bones. I look fatter when I flex. Yes. Oh, I hate it. Sometimes I prefer myself on the floor. It pushes the fat forward. Oh, I have a disgusting, disgusting body. I have no idea what it would be like to be fucked by me. What is it like? It's nice.

It's really nice. Or sometimes when you suck your gut in, it looks way worse. It looks like this ripple. Then the titties grow. The titties grow. It goes right up to the titties. It's double in size. Dude, I wouldn't even be attractive as like a man in the 20s.

And those dudes were ugly as shit. Wearing like double-breasted suits and like every layer to protect their disgusting fat. Those dudes looked so old. They would be like 20 years old. They'd look so fucking old, too. You think that lapels were built just to cover up titties? Yeah. Like lapels on jackets are just for men to like have double fabric on their no other point no other point

is it like i was trying to think is it like warmth or like what other reason could it be for lapels other than to just like it's compression to compress titties yeah to like double up the to it's not even to compress them it's more it just spreads them around today is my heaviest titted day i've had in probably 14 years yeah i'm feeling heavy today i had to wear a black hoodie with a very heavy graphic on it so it's just like even the stiffness of the graphic is like doing its it's doing its job yeah it's holding them back it's working overtime yeah sometimes you do need the whole print on the on the front of the shirt dude wake up in the morning you're saying fuck i'm stacked today yeah this is not good just putting construction paper on like full suits of armor underneath your shirt i only buy like the most uncomfy of starched t-shirts oh me too i don't have a single soft

t-shirt when dry fit was a thing oh that was miserable god drive it was like every shirt yeah i hate the first time putting on dry fit is so shitty for the titties oh my god so even i mean wife beaters aren't great either honestly but sometimes you use that underneath to hide the titties i can't imagine being a person who wears dry fit dude it's you're gonna have a lot of confidence you have to be you have to have a perfect and you can't have any body hair and skinny arms with dry fit looks so bad oh my god terrible because i'm filling this out and then you also see like the lumps of my like my body hair that can't quite break through but sometimes like a stray hair will peek through yeah this disgusting long three inch hair just pokes through the dry fit do you guys have the

rays of sun around your nipples of the hair like does do your nipples look like spiders yeah yeah i hate it yeah like my my the hair around my nipples just like goes out i look like a fucking a dandelion like a child's drawing of the sun in the top corner it just goes straight out like the hair on like the angela doll from uh yeah it's cynthia cynthia it was angelica's doll angelica's doll cynthia damn bro it's been a minute since i watched rugrats you were too focused you wanted to live in the car michael's house. Yeah. Oh, my God. They were fucking living, bro. And that mom, bro.

The Pixar moms were hot, but the fucking Rugrats mom was fucking smoking. The main Rugrats mom? Dee Dee? Yeah, yeah. I know how she got that name. Yeah, bro. She was hot, and I don't know how Stu pulled her. Dude, I don't remember anything from Rugrats.

Dude, they had a sick-ass house house and Stu was just a toy inventor. Yeah. I wonder how that worked, bro. I feel like the kid should be so much more stimulated if he's a toy inventor. Do toy inventors cake? Do they make good money like that? Make a good toy. Dude, I've met one toy inventor.

My little sister's a professional ballerina. And one of her ballet, yeah, she dropped out of high school for it. Yeah. For real? Yeah. of her uh uh ballet yeah she dropped out of high school what yeah for real yeah but uh one of her instructors was a guy male ballerina ballerino i believe yes um and me and my dad were just like this is the gayest guy on earth and my mom was like he can't be gay he's a toy inventor i'm like that's gay that's your defense toys yeah what the hell toys is he making i don't know but he gets home from dancing he's like i gotta go make toys leave me alone yeah does he make his own prototypes and

stuff yeah i think so but i think he was all wood based so you're buying that shit like an amish village or like a cracker barrel general store what the fuck that's the presence that like you'd think you would get based on like christmas movies yeah it's always movies they're always it's all wood it's like a hoop and a stick it's a hoop and a stick or the duck with the rope the wooden train balling cup these dudes are just crafting all the wooden train with the magnets but the magnets never work in between those trains were always going solo how do they make the balls so round if they're whittling them from wood oh you know what i mean i know sand them down oh yeah it takes a gay man's touch yeah the perfect balls give me that he does it with his mouth

make any wood into a perfect testicle unwrapping a starburst give me that oblong piece of shit it just balls it up in his mouth nick anything to plug brother no sass's ass maybe uh sass performing in boston five sold-out shows opening up mook is opening up that was last week that was last weekend it was no it wasn't oh this is in the future you're logging this episode sass how'd you do how'd you do in boston terrible oh no every show no no dude you got assassinated yeah you got assassinated so hard dude yeah you got you got bombed yeah you killed and then got killed dude my dad's coming to the show yeah yeah he's the one that did it marvin gay situation wait has he ever seen was

marvin gay killed by his dad or he killed his son no marvin gaye was killed by his dad was he i think so really yeah they call that the best album of all time what's going on right better than pet sounds i don't know i think maybe rolling stone called it the best album of all time rolling stone changes that list once a week they just have a different writer write a different list yeah these are the 500 best artists of all time then they'll put out different lists the week after and it's completely in 2021. There wasn't a single white person on it too. They just excluded all whites who would ever make music.

Yeah. It was sick. Probably, probably right. Probably, probably white. I fucking know, dude.

I'll acknowledge dude. I'm inherently racist. I need you guys to come to a conclusion. I need you guys to meet in the middle and both recommend me a movie. One movie. I watched the gift last night. He won't like that it was good the gift was good yeah jason uh jason bateman was in it did you watch uh did you watch

uh all's quiet on the western front i did not know did you war movie old war can we war movies put me in a weird mood yeah i'm ready i want to be i want to fight yeah me too did you watch uh tar no i didn't watch tar kate blanchett weirds me out it's fire i haven't seen that either i thought it was really good and then i went to the philharmonic last night and like it uh it like confirmed the pretentiousness of that like that movie illustrates dude there was one part where like uh like this this um woman playing like a mandolin like played like a weird note and the entire theater burst out laughing. Like she played like a funny note and everyone was like, oh, like as an acknowledgement that they got the joke. Did that make you feel weird?

It was fucking crazy, dude. Yeah. All right, Wes. Does that mean what? 30 seconds or I'm up? That means you're done that's your time bro out of here all right nick dude did i do better than brandon yeah oh my god honestly we probably should have let's put nick forth let's put let's let actually know more

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Had to take a little intermission. Some of us had to use the bathroom. And it wasn't me. And it was not pleasant at all, actually. It was terrible. Really? I had to take a little intermission. Some of us had to use the bathroom. And it wasn't me. And it was not pleasant at all, actually. It was terrible. Really? They gave me a preview of what tonight's going to look like for me.

Was it the root beer float that you had? I don't know. I only had a couple sips of that, but as soon as I drank it, it started feeling a little wishy-washy in the tummy. Ice cream makes my stomach go crazy, but I also haven't had meat in a couple days. I haven't had ice cream in months, years maybe. Really? I don't really drink ice cream. I don't really eat ice cream.

Definitely don't drink it a lot. Come on. Of course you don't. It's a food. Weren't you just talking to Tommy? No. I was texting with him. You weren't in the same.

Tommy. Yo, Tommy. Yeah. Where you at? I just lost. Do you want me to come to pod one? Yes Okay I had to poop I'll be there in two minutes

Two minutes? Two minutes It's one foot away Two minutes? You want to restart the shop? Nah well Maybe give him a little leeway to go over If he's doing good

But if he's doing bad Maybe we end it early We have a couple minutes to play with We have a little bit of wiggle room if he's doing good. But if he's doing bad, maybe we end it early. We have a couple minutes to play with. We have a little bit of wiggle room. So you're going to be in... Is Tommy going to Phoenix? Of course. He's one of our most important guys.

It's true. It is true. We just had a meeting with Erica and Gaz. All they were talking about is how Tommy is the future of this company. I think that was us talking about that. I know. We actually...

We're such bros in that meeting. We didn't talk about ourselves at all. All we did was other people. Big up the bros. And we're like, this person is going to be good. This person is going to be good. And some of the people were from inside Barstool. Some of them were from outside Barstool.

They're like, we're considering hiring this very good and famous person. And we're like, yeah, you should do that and hire this person. You can actually probably add these people to our coaching tree. Oh, yeah. They're all going gonna be under my wing we're gonna have all the power we're gonna have all the power I'm gonna be the boss

you are I'm gonna be like Big Cat but not like the actual boss but like they respect me like I'm the boss you're gonna be like Marlo Stanfield in The Wire yeah did you ever watch The Wire? no I didn't but I've heard it's one of the best shows of all time but you watched like three seasons of like Friends

Or like I watched Friends when I was in like middle school Well you should have watched The Wire when you were in middle school bro You need to watch more You need to watch The Wire The Wire's not really my cup of tea Why too many Hey Tommy good to see you brother

Yeah bro we're fucking recording bro The show's going And I'm not gonna be really mean to you just on camera when i'm nice to you privately because i said earlier today that that sweater sweatshirt really brings out your eyes thank you i was hoping a bare bottom sweatshirt it is yeah i legit don't get enough credit for how nice my eyes are no you give yourself credit for that all the time i know but i don't get enough from other people. Aren't you worried that when you become like one of the biggest personalities at Barstool, you're- When?

Yeah, that you're like- They're going to take you down so fast. Or you're fake cocky, like you're like fake cocky schtick is going to wear on people the wrong way once you actually get rich. No, that's something that I've been really conscious of lately is, you know, that's just always been smokes. You know, he's just always had this this like somewhat jokingly, you know, big ego type bravado. I've been planting stories in the news about, you know, the more as soon as you get big, they're all coming out. The more and more successful I become, the more people are like, wait a minute. It's not ironic anymore.

Now he's just that He's just him. Last night we went to Triple Crown and Tommy got a hot toddy. Yeah, it was delicious. All the fellows were drinking beers and Tommy's drinking a hot toddy. Yeah, well, beers make me bloated. I'm always going to stay true to who I am. What is in a hot toddy? I don't know.

There was a lemon in it. Is it like lemon tea? It has those little black... I don't care for that. I don't know. Well, there was a lemon in it. Is it like lemon tea? It has like those little black. Yeah, I didn't care for that. I don't know what they are. Remember when we all went out and got hot toddies? I didn't get one. It's all right.

It's just not for me. It was tea and whiskey. But yeah, it's like a clear glass of like. Yellow-ish. Isn't hot stuff not supposed to go in like clear glasses like that? I think for hot toddies have their own glass. I think they're probably fortified or some shit like that it's uh it was interesting i'm wondering if that's why we're both shitting today i didn't get a hot toddy well just because he got

one yeah i i really just had a really bad stomach pains i'm sorry i was late oh yeah me too i we had to stop the podcast i heard that stomach pains is tied to neurodivergence. Explain. For the audience. Autistic people get bad tummy aches. Oh. Chuck's out. It's because they're so busy eating crayons.

Nerd ropes. Crayons and nerd ropes. They're just crossing fucking the Swedish sugar. Chapstick. That's a misrepresentation. That is a misrepresentation and I am sorry. But we can say that because Tommy's here. That's like when people make Jewish jokes around you. Yeah. It's like how you're allowed to say the N-word in front of a black person.

Alright, bro. You just crossed all the boundaries. We're going to have to cut this whole segment now. That's the thing about smokes dude yeah there ain't a boundary dude you've been talking a lot about your plans for uh comedy in new york when's your meeting with erica and gaz i don't have your own meeting smokes is just he's a he's on autopilot you think dave is here in meeting with ARCA and guys? Same boat. Dude, Dave got fired.

Yeah, Dave doesn't. YP doesn't. There's a lot of people that don't have Euro meetings with guys. Molinaro doesn't have one. We're going to be running this place. That sounds like me and Roan are going to be running this place. You're just under the tree. The three of us are going to be running this place.

No, they showed us the power ranking, the power office, like the flow chart of the office. And you were so well in our meeting that they set us up for a second meeting. Really? Yeah. I got to get with some of the guys from. No, they said that we're actually going to conduct your meeting. And this is it. This is your year end meeting.

So like, what'd you do this year? This year is in 2023. No, like this past year. What do you think? What do you think about that question? Yeah. What did you do in this coming year? What did you think in this year this year is in 2023 no like this past year what do you think what do you think about that question yeah what did you do in this coming what did you think in this year well just was i mean this year it's february over the last year i don't live in the past well if you had to tell us what you what you did you never saw that tick talk about a ceo talking to a vp like how to conduct

the meeting well i mean well the first thing you should do first thing you should do is tell us what you did throughout the past calendar year um you know way too much of a pause i know like so you don't know i'm already johnny you're searching you write down every day yeah i do have that do you actually yes it's may of 2021 i write down everything i do every day it's honestly it's you i recommend it to everyone it's you're not you would never be able to get away with a crime if they find that notebook well i've never committed a crime i'm sure you have no you did you were smoking weed on the airplane the other day not on the airplane yes you were you were in the bathroom i haven't

been on an airplane since november no go to your notes november really not it's not that long ago it's like two months ago damn sorry forget what it smells like for a couple of road road hounds like me and ron seriously bro have you ever do you remember what it's like plane till it'd be on a plane yeah i only fly i only fly that coach i don't know what it's like first class when ron we flew back from yeah and ron's first class living like a king ron's ron's in an uber on the way home before we even get off the plane yeah no I'm in the Delta lounge fucking getting shit faced eating salmon

I just go right to the Delta lounge and we landed on Monday Roan walked by me one time when he was like getting in first class backed up because he saw me in the doorway like did the finger guns and kept moving I was like 45 people don't know how big a monster

roan truly is yeah especially to people that are poor i'm the worst of the poor people yeah i respect people who have higher status than me as a social climber you should yeah that's the only way it's the only way to get to the top is uh step on the little people and suck off the big people you might be a social climber but I'm a social climber climber. That's like, you know, like a girl says that she's a social climber. And you say,

well, I'm a social climber climber. Damn, dude, I've never heard that scenario a lot. Every Thursday. I've literally never heard that. Once the thoughts drop. Once the thoughts come out. Thoughts are back though.

Yeah, I mean, not officially. Just like, we're not doing the whole fucking branding shit anymore it's just like yeah no it's just raw yeah it's free content yeah it's just free content for the people no i'm having trouble thinking of one though so it's one a week i have to nail it every week do you want to workshop it or does it have to come from your brain it It's so easy. It's so easy. It's so easy. Especially when I was-

Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, okay. Oh, sorry. I didn't know it was so easy. I'm going to start doing Harry's thoughts. You know, I used to film

Thursday thoughts. I came to Tommy one day and I was like, bro, we need to revamp Thursday thoughts because he was doing it in a padded room. It looked like an insane asylum.

Yeah. Like from the worst angle possible. You can't film anything in the private rooms here. It's a bad idea. They just took another room from us. Yeah. They made it a green room. It looked like an insane asylum. Like from the worst angle possible. You can't film anything in the private rooms here. It's a bad idea. They just took another room from us. Yeah, they made it a green room. I was in there yesterday. I just stood a TikTok in there. Yeah, it's nice. It's way nicer.

But I took over from that and started, I filmed it for a while and I was filming every one of them at a different location and it did blow up the series. Like the numbers were insanely better. But as soon as you film a couple of them, you know how easy it is to do them it's just the cadence we would start having conversations and thursday thoughts yeah i mean that's like whenever you know when i'm with friends or if i'm with a fucking bitch or something they'll be like are you

just are you just running material by me and i say yes what do you what do you think the play i'll do one right now what people is coffee table's funny coffee table's interesting right because you rarely ever put coffee on it if that's what you think thursday thoughts mostly you're living in 2019 and occasionally a water bottle or a thing of chapstick such when i sit down in a there's two types of bar stools in this world one where you sit down and it's cushy and you like it. And the other one where it's a little bit less comfortable, but you know that that bar is going to be better. These are so bad. Anytime I go out, I know that if I go to a bar with a good bar stool bar. Bro, eight or nine should be the heaters.

Well, now it's just one a week and that's why it's so much pressure. It's got to be a banger. Just do my coffee table one I just did and people will be like, this is amazing. I don't want to be the one to break it. Why do you never put coffee and it's coffee it's barely even a table it's barely even a table that's what like that's what i can eat zero iq brains think thursday thoughts are it's so much more it's such a deep dive into society no erica and gaz actually told us to have you stop doing those erica and gas was that they think that thursday thoughts is going to be the backbone of the New York office.

Like how Alex Cooper only came in to record a podcast. They only want you coming in. Just once a week to drop a thought. A thought. A single thought. I mean, we're going to run this place, I think, the three of us. Once I get on their radar. Dude, you're going to kill. It's going to be great.

It's going to be fun. Me and Ron are getting our own office. Isn't that crazy i'll probably my own office no so i mean you guys are gonna have to share an office no way no we're getting our own we're actually separate should i just go in there but hey guys i'm gonna stay in new york too dude they said that they're moving you down to uh miami dave wants you to be a part of the whack pack you're gonna include it in the whack pack and they do they do supposed to be whack back in one month Ethan

you're in the same dating pool as they do kind of the same dating pool? I saw that picture that you posted and then you didn't even you wound up deleting it of that girl's like massive titties across from the table of you at dinner I think that was Nadia you're confusing us you both have done that that's not true i've never done that no smokes private

life stays private i live life on incognito mode dude my stomach is going crazy right now diarrhea shoot out of my ass i know i know you won't let me listen to your stomach can i listen to yours there's nothing you could but there's nothing to grumble in there. How do you know? I don't want you to burst into your drum listening to mine. It's pretty wrong, guys. It's just once a week this happens. Or it's actually more like once a day. But today's a bad day.

I've been having some healthy shits recently. There's a little something going on in there see mine so mine so much though why are you what do you mean i wasn't flexing mine's so developed that like it's not even it's not even in the stomach right now you'd have to listen to like my lower back to hear the sounds this is in your spine yeah it's all the way down down by thebone. Your spinal fluid's going crazy. I got to start taking like probiotics or some shit. Oh yeah, I have some probiotics. I love taking probiotics.

You might have forgot to take mine this morning. That could be the problem. That's probably what it is. Yeah. That's another thing that autistic people love to drink. An entire like apple cider vinegar to the face. Oh, I don't know. I just take a pill.

Is that an autistic thing? Yeah, it's a capsule. I think that's like a liberal thing, isn't it? According to Frank. Apple cider vinegar. No, that's just pure vinegar. That's like white vinegar. Wait, Frank loves or hates vinegar? Hates it. He says it's for liberals.

He says that, yeah. Man must have a code. They stopped letting him buy like the 64 ounce sodas and are going to start forcing him to, to only drink vinegar. That'll be the only thing that's available. Is vinegar considered to be like a healthy vegan?

Yeah, I think it's good for your stomach. Apple cider vinegar. Apple cider. Yeah. You drink, drink all the kombucha. I do.

I get some probiotic drinks from Tarjay. Some target sometimes. How was the Lakers game, bro? I get the digest. Great shots. Had a lot of fun. Our boys won. PB and the boys came out on top.

Got a dub OT. Yeah, had a good time. PB and yay, bro. And how's PB and Slay going? It's not called that anymore. Well, we're still calling it that. It's like people who call when Muhammad Ali changed his name to Cassius Clay. Or no, the other way around.

Cassius Clay changed his name to Muhammad Ali. Some people still called him Cassius Clay because they knew him. Everybody calls him Muhammad Ali. You never saw Coming to America? He was like, I'm going to call him Cassius Clay. I'm going to call him Cassius Clay. Same thing with this show. PB and Slay. We know it as PB and Slay. We're going to call it PB and Slay forever. No, we had to change the name. That was too...

It's more like day one fan stuff. Yeah, that was too fem-boss. Is it doing well? I don't know. It's doing all right, I guess. You haven't got the numbies? No. We'll talk to Aaron. We'll get a full report. We'll get a full report.

This is supposed to be my office. You should have seen them in the meeting. What? It was crazy. Just sucking us off. Gaz. Gaz mostly. Mostly Gaz.

I mean, Gaz loves us. Because I'm a Gaz guy. Yeah. Are you a Gaz guy? I am a Gaz guy. I was brought. Mostly Gaz. I mean, Gaz loves Seth. Because I'm a Gaz guy. Yeah. Are you a Gaz guy? I am a Gaz guy. I was brought in through Gaz originally. Because I thought that these meetings were for podcasts, but you guys have a podcast, so why aren't you guys having a...

Probably because it's too new. But she did bring up Caroline's name a bunch. She did bring up Caroline's name a lot, actually. She was like, I think Caroline needs more sunshine. She said, how can we get her some sunshine? We need to grow her. I said, let's circle back on that. Let me go home,

jot some things down. We're going to have a brainstorm and we're going to bring in a PowerPoint. We're going to bring in a whole presentation. We were talking full business. Maybe I'll just, maybe I'll just walk in. And she brought up Rudy. I think she brought up everyone on the show,

except for you. We had to bring up Tommy. Yeah. We said, and don't forget Tommy. Tommy's been having a good year. And she was like the girl from TikTok or the girl from girl from only fans yeah you made out with tico he used to be dave's good luck charm dude um how come you weren't at uh johnny's luncheonette what oh no uh-oh do we forget to invite Seth? Everyone was there. Me, Roan, Tyler, Owen, Michael Wallace.

When was this? A couple hours ago. Yeah, 12. Right before the end. Really? Yeah. No way. Swear to God.

That sucks. Isn't it? It's right between your apartment and the office. I was busy. And you live with Owen now and work with us. You see Tyler all the time. I stop in there every now and then. Is it Johnny's Luncheonette?

No, to my house. Yeah, honestly, it was a great lunch. Well, Tommy, anything you need to plug, brother? Yeah, you're getting kicked. That's your time. That was it? Yeah, you're done. It's 15 minutes, bro.

How much time do you want? All right, I guess we'll give you two more minutes. No, that's fine. I didn't know. No, we'll give you two more minutes. No, no, I don't want it. We're not really into giving out free time on the number one podcast

at the New York office. Brandon, Nick, some of our Chicago buddies. Brandon and Nick. And then I think KB and one of our other Chicago buddies is coming on. We're going to forget their names soon enough. Yeah. It's like oral tradition. Your memory dies when the last person

says your name. I'm just looking forward to the three of us running this fucking joint. We're going to be running. Bro. It's the return of cis white males. And we're fucking leading the charge. This summer is going to be nuts. It's going to be an empire.

I would go as far as saying it might be a movie. It's going to be a movie. Where do you say we're going to have sushi? Sushi in the office 24-7. I'm like class president. No, we're going to have a dude

who's cutting sushi. We're going to have a sushi chef. Yeah, freshly rolled. I should be making high-level. We're going to have a sushi chef. I should be making high-level decisions. You're not making shit for decisions. We're going to have hookers in the office. We might delegate some shit to Tommy. We're turning Dave's office into a little mini strip club. But you could pick the color of the toilet paper, though.

Just for the guys to go and clear their mind a little bit. Okay. And then the girls will have a sewing room or something. Barbie playhouse. Just a big-ass something. Barbie playhouse. Just a big ass kitchen. Get a washer dryer in here. Hey, just go to town. Clear your mind.

Take a load off. That's good stuff. Seriously though, anything to plug? Smoke Show Season 2. Come on, we're going to cut all of this. Smoke Show Season 2.

We're going to start shooting that soon. We have a lot of good ideas. The whole season's planned out please end this as the name of the new podcast you can just follow me personally too

on Twitter and please end this sounds kind of like worst day ever kind of or last day ever I said I don't want the name to be like oh we're so depressed

please I hate depressed people and so I did not want did you see Kelly Keeg's tweet about depression no oh my god check it out

is that me or is that you that was me that's you that's you that's you look at Kelly Keeg's tweet about depression? No. Oh, my God. Check it out. Is that me or is that you? That was me. That's you. That's you. That's you. Look at Kelly Keeg's tweet about depression. Dude, she says she's depressed. I'm trying to find it.

Can you believe it? She says I'm depressed. And then she's like, everybody's depressed. Kind of ticked that Tom Brady and I are both depressed and crying. He's crying. There's maybe a little bit of... I want to tweet about how hard depression is kicking my ass. I'll bet that's so annoying.

Everyone's depressed. no experience is unique yeah why don't you roast her in the comments brother yeah bitch i just i just like shut up bitch do it top g no you i seriously i gave you a dollar earlier. You got to do it. That's not how it works, bro. Why not? To disrespect women like that. You've been disrespected in your entire existence. I think I might be seasonally depressed, so I can relate to her. Maybe say that.

You should reply with that. I'm seasonally depressed. Reply and say, I think I might be seasonally depressed, so I can relate to this. So I know what you're going through and you're right. I think it's just natural to get a little down in the winter there's no sunlight and it's the same fucking shit everyday bro I'm tired of the commute am I right

I've never been better in my life so the thing with walking to work I like walking to work it's one of the greatest parts of my day let's bring back Dave walks to work but as Tommy walks to work when New York turns to the comedy hub of fucking smokes, roan, sass whoa I don't know if I like that ranking.

Roan, Smokes, Sass. I like the first one more, but let's flip it. Sass, Roan, Smokes. We could do that. Realistically, it's like Sass, Roan, Caroline, Rudy, KFC, Final Bird. Rudy's going to Chicago, I think.

Maybe. Is he? Breaking news. I thought he said. Wow, breaking news. I'm going to need a mega thread about this. Breaking news. Oh, no. You know they made me a moderator of the Reddit?

So he can delete mean comments about himself? I can control everything. That's brilliant. I control the narrative. Yeah, I've been a moderator for years now you're a moderator of the reddit yeah we all are bro they didn't tell me that every every comment in there that's trash and sass that's me i have the power bro it's all in my hands no um seriously i like both you guys a lot you're good friends good co-workers get out of here it's comedy we're getting you to light work what we're giving you the light

you're gone all right i'm gone yeah everyone's not looking at me i'm texting kb to come in here now okay cool because you're gone i'll wait till kb gets in though hold on all right well we'll just do a tight shot then for this one yeah cut his mic what else you guys want to talk about nothing dude recording a podcast two days in a row is a little tough isn't it i think this has been easy and hilarious very easy yeah i'm just kind of a go with the flow guy you're not a go with the flow guy super no i thought you're gonna be like i'm not a ghost i'm not with a go with the flow guy am i yeah a lot of other people control my narrative because behind the scenes i'm controlling all

of the narratives you're maybe the least go with the flow guy in i yeah a lot of other people control my narrative because behind the scenes i'm controlling all of the narratives you're maybe the least go with the flow guy in the office dude your undershirt right now matches sass's favorite socks that he's not wearing what kind of what shirt is that what do you have 11 slurpee day shirt 2022 the unfortunate thing about it is there were mass shootings at 7-elevens on slurpee day 2022 they uh i worked used to work at a 7-eleven you could sell that for a lot of money. I know. You could probably bring that to L-Train Vintage and they'd pick that up for $3,000.

If you gave them the background history. Every 7-Eleven, I tweet about how I used to work at 7-Eleven and they sent me, they were like, what's your address? Send me some merch. I got a beach towel. And then later that day, there were shootings across Southern California.

But you used to work at 7-Eleven? Yeah. What was like the grossest thing about it? All the food is disgusting. Did you have to cook it? No, the taquitos are so good. That's crazy. I never touched any of that food.

The hot dogs. Oh God. The taco and cheese taquito. But the thing about hot dogs is hot dogs is a bad one to be like, oh, like the hot dogs. All hot dogs are disgusting.

But the taquitos are good. What about like the bird, like the wings and stuff? I mean, it's all gross. No, the wings are good, too. Did you see anything about how they make it? No, it's just the way they come. It's all frozen.

It's all frozen, yeah. So it's not like he's rolling the taquitos or tossing the wings in sauce. I refused to work with food. I was a very on-my-own-schedule type 7-Eleven. Did you get fired or did you quit? I quit. I worked there for like four weeks, and then I was like, I'm going back to school. I'm not working at 7-Eleven anymore.

I said I'm not working the night shift. You were in college? Yeah, it was the summer between my freshman and sophomore year. I was like, I don't work the night shift. Why would you get a job at 7-Eleven? I needed some money. Get a job anywhere else. I got a white face job at 7-Eleven.

I swear. There was a new 7-Eleven opening in my town, my very white town that they might be a little bit racist. And I think that they didn't want a 7-Eleven coming there because the stereotype that a bunch of Indian people work there like a town meetings. What stereotype? At 7-Eleven? What the fuck? On Long Island. And like town meetings like feel like, well, we're just worried about the culture, you know, like culture.

Yeah. Without saying it, they were saying it was town meetings about the 7-Eleven. That we're just worried about the, you know, like. Culture? Yeah, without saying it, they were saying it. There was town meetings about the 7-Eleven? Yes. That's how bad we would want the 7-Eleven. And you're like, no, guys, don't worry. I'll run the thing. You stood up at the town meeting.

Me and my other white friend one day were, like, applied before it opened. Hey, like, we got to do this, man. The town's counting on us. We got the job so fast. And, like, grand opening day was the two of us sitting up there on the cashier like proud white faces people would come in like i've never seen this before this is in long island on the long island yeah we're a pot pot oh yeah fuck i told him pod two pod one all right tommy you're out of here all right i don't want to end on that no we're gonna no you have to bro like that's actually my to bro That's almost the worst thing I've ever heard you say

I mean that was I thought you were going to say you were like It was when you were going to school in like the Bronx or some shit And like you were white faced Because it was like a black 7-11 and you were the only white dude working there No Turns out it was the complete opposite Way worse

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back from the gym, my boy? It's huge. Holy shit. Your arms are big. It's, I'm at the limit though. I'm at the max. God damn.

And it's not. You're small as hell right now. You actually think? No, no, no. You are massive right now. You look like a filter, bro. Because the past two weeks, I'm like, why am I fucking doing this?

Just a little flex. I don't think I can get any bigger. Give it a little flex. Holy shit. That's what I need. You have dad arms. Like jaw dropping shit. Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Popeye looking ass. Okay. But it's like, it's not just, I mean, I guess it's tricep. What's the foundation of it's tricep. What's the foundation of that?

Tricep? Triceps are two thirds of the arms, correct? Yeah. I do more triceps than biceps. Yeah. And you can tell because that's like, that makes a big arm. Not just like a little sexy lump. It's bigger than two.

Do you do reverse curls? No, none of that. I just do, I do hammer curls, incline curls, and the tricep pushdowns. That's it. Does a girl ever ask you to feel her muscle? Have you ever had a girl be like, feel my muscle? Yeah, and then you feel it and you're like. You pop it like bubble wrap.

Reverse curls, they work the muscle in between. Bro, are you really about to tell him something about fucking getting jacked? If he's looking to experience maximum growth, reverse curls, they work the muscle in between. Bro, are you really about to tell him something about fucking getting jacked? If he's looking to experience maximum growth, reverse curls, they work the muscle in between the triceps and the biceps. My goal, or what I thought it was, I'd note it, was to- Trust me. For jack to be my number one identifier to a random person. That guy's jacked. So jack before short is the goal. To like a random person.

That guy's jacked. So like jacked before short is the goal. Like if I was described by someone who was looking at me on the street, they would say that jacked guy and not that short guy or not that blank guy. I think you need to start putting more pictures of yourself online as being really jacked. And I think we could help you on this pod. Like I think that even like a couple grid posts, grid photographs on Instagram. But as soon as you become the jacked guy who identifies as jacked, then it loses so

much luster and appeal because oh, you're devoting your life to it. You're devoting your day-to-day activities, diet, everything to being jacked. Of course you can accomplish that. I want to be the guy who's nonchalantly jacked.

Oh yeah, you're nonchalant.ed oh yeah you're not me talking about is negating this whole plan i know but we made you we made you talk about it that's what's going on in the mental we made you talk about it bro that haynes is fucking screaming for help screaming louder i don't fit you the ink's trying to escape through they're like show me show me it is that old ink wait let me see a little bit of the chest mother fucking colonel mustard's revolver what the hell is that bro if you put on a beater you would look like ed norton in fight club right now you know how when he's like oh no i'm sorry not no no you would look like ed norton american history x remember american history x when he's just like fucking chest heavy popping out or do you watch movies

I watch movies but forget the plot instantly yeah it's hard to focus on especially the names look at this bro look at this this is a man who was doing reverse curls that's not bad at all that was the biggest I've ever been peep that

you see those triceps just exploding? But that's also like, I mean, that is really good. That is really good. I'm saying compared to KB's arms are crazy right now. I know. I'm just telling him. Yours also looked really good. That was the biggest I've ever been.

Yeah. I'm telling him it was all reverse curls. Really? A lot of reverse curls. Are you going to implement them? Give them a try. No. Give them a try.

I don't know. Honestly, I only do easy workouts yeah easy lifts this is low-key um like a exercise and lifting show too that's just all we talk about this every week we're getting into that mode like we're getting i'm like old now or nick and i are both in our 30s and that we don't have as much fun i'm single so now i fucking have to talk about like health and fitness unironically which is whatever bro you're single yeah wait what i meant i'm taken now chill me but you know contextually you know what i was saying i was like oh shit yeah yeah

i know you're saying yeah on viva la stool yeah they would get on your ass bro they would be brutally on your ass don't give a fuck yeah viva la stool i forget what they i gotta start telling them like run that by me before you post for all of our social people not uh you guys but dude i hit them up all the time and i say delete this like right now i don't even know who runs it no me me and mook went to war and owen uh they just used to clip anything and put it out there like you guys make them look so stupid every single time they're like fine yeah i've had a girlfriend for a decent bit now and they're still regularly putting out like the kb you know kb loves those juicy asses. You know, KB is going to have that fat ass that just walked in the office.

Yeah. Imagine like her. I don't mind that. I don't mind that. I know she does though. What the fuck? No, I don't know.

Does she see any of that stuff? I don't know. She definitely does. What? I'm sure she does. Probably. Yeah. Bro.

The other night, what I was in fucking Arizona andzona and some dude like uh he like tweeted out like uh rome just fucking like in the bar just like scooped like the two hottest girls possible and it was completely false and my my wife saw it on twitter and i was like bro why are you why would you what's the motivation of making up that lie that's her that's her logic too why would that guy lie she still thinks he didn't lie but i made the i like brought the dude by his ear to being like tell the fucking truth bro this shit is fucking insane that's annoying as fuck that's just like a why why would you say that like what's the motivation behind being like yeah like he fucking scooped these fucking meanwhile i was just like talking to tyler

i think a tyler i think a lot of i think a lot of uh barstool fans think that they're just broing around yeah yeah like this will be funny destroy ron's life no say that i'm yeah yeah call me gay bro just like just like make this easy bro was being gay as fuck at the yes and i'll retweet that yeah if you say some shit like that dude call me like a pussy like ugly gay bitch and like just like F slur me to death but like just I don't

F slur me to death I don't need all that shit dude the KB's gonna have it thing I'll do like spots at the stand and people will be like in the crowd it's like

the stand is like no one in the crowd knows me and they'll be KB's gonna have that in like the middle of my set and I'm like that's the most ubiquitous set. And I'm like, yeah.

That's the most ubiquitous thing I ever wrote. I never... I did that with the intent of that sticking a little bit, but people... Oh, bro, that's stuff. Like, bonjour, amigo. That shit fucking... Congrats on the Drake shout. Oh, bro. Why did you hit me up about that?

What do you mean? Why did you hit me up about that? You you mean why didn't you hit me up about that you hit up nick though they posted in the group chat and i was excited this knee-jerk reaction that's the that's the coolest thing that happened to me in weeks that's not even a lie that was the coolest thing to happen to me in in probably weeks maybe months you know how i found out about it? I got a text. I was watching All Quiet on the Western Front. No, I got a text from YP. Oh, really?

YP hit me up. I was like, this is fucking crazy. I'm sure you got a lot of people coming out of the dirt for that. No. Really? No, no. Everybody else, like my wife had like people. I feel like I might have seen it and I bet I saw it and didn't like,

I was just like, oh, someone reposted Rowan's story like that i work with see whose it was i probably thought it was your story yeah bro and i didn't realize that nobody hit me up and everybody was like let me tell you that is the pinnacle of cool for the standard person what do you mean is to have that happen because i would say drake is probably the conventionally coolest person in the world. I'd agree with that. Most universally agreed upon cool guy. So the pinnacle, the apex would be hanging out with Drake. Right.

He's willing. But that would put you at celebrity status if you were actually partying with Drake. For the standard man, it's not a picture with Drake because anyone can get a picture with anyone. It's getting a shout out from them. By the tag. And you just days before that shouted me out on your story. So we're in the same circle. Yes.

It's a cheerio still, but it's a decoration. Oh, it's a dot, bro. But Adam and Aubrey. Yeah, it is just the three of us building castles in the sky, bro. It's fucking crazy. But it was um a cool ass moment but it's just like uh i feel like people were talking about it congratulating each other behind my back about it it's like dude i could for a single man that's what else what more could you want if someone was yeah if you were single and you were still getting no action off that,

then just give up. Oh, yeah. You have to turn that dick in for sure. But it was super nice of him. And I reposted it and he sent back the burning heart, like the heart on fire. God damn. Heart on fire.

That's probably his next album. You think so? Put a screenshot of probably his next album. You think so? I'm going to give a screenshot of that DM to you. You think so? You probably could drop your name out. But just, if he named the shit heart on fire. Yeah.

Heart on fire. Heart on fire. Yeah. Fucking hand hearts. You talking about the hand hearts? No, I'm talking about like, it was like,

he didn't do the hand hearts. No, no, it was the heart that was like, flames coming out of it. I don't know, should I try to pull it up? pounding so fast, flames coming out of it i don't know his heart's pounding so fast it's on fire i didn't know if i should say something i didn't know if i should be

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looking for it about the hand with drakes you did let that one slide. Little, they're like, oh yeah. They're like the heart on fire. From Drizzy? Yeah, bro. Dude. The craziest thing is that you guys have past conversations in the DMs. Yeah.

Our DMs are zany. Yeah. From July. He's just looking, he's got history with Drake. And he just gives me, always gives me a bunch of ha ha ha ha ha ha ha's.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha's. He's fucking laughing, bro. So KB, what's next for you, bro? What kind of shit are you working on, bro? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm just doing whatever will get my head right. For sure. And then once that's right and solid, I'm going to start thinking of my next projects or moves. I feel like I don't know anybody that comes into the office every fucking day of the week. And I feel like no matter what job people have now, I feel like everybody spends a couple days at home. And I feel like we're coming in every goddamn day of the week over here. I feel like a sucker. I feel like the working man and the working man's a sucker i remember feeling so guilty for from like my workload and the type of work i did for the longest then you you talk to people people don't people aren't working like that nobody's working

the image of work it used to be you know nine to five in an office that doesn't exist i haven't met a person who's been to the office monday through friday in years it doesn't it doesn't literally and if it does and if you're stuck with what are you doing yeah it's suckerish and a lot of people got out of it but like the amount of shit that people are doing is so low job is i think it's just sending real job is. I think it's just sending emails. It is. Every day in the life vlog is like, all right, so it's all their...

Every activity and hobby they did, and then you forget it's a weekday, and they're like, oh, yeah, then I banged out. They always banged out some emails for work. It's just like a generic them typing on their perfect posture. That was your job. It's impossible to film. Yeah, between buffet lines, they're fucking banging out some emails. They have these mouse... Climbing on their perfect posture. That was your job. It's impossible to film. Yeah.

Between like buffet lines. They're fucking banging out some emails. They have these mouse. What are they? What is it? You probably have one. The mouse clicker thing that it just moves your mouse around all day. So it looks like you're online.

Yeah. But then I think they appear online. They did like a counterintelligence app where like they can detect those now. Like the mouse movers. Yeah. Because people, the productivity was mouse movers, yeah. Damn. Because the productivity was probably going down, bro. No wonder we're in a recession.

No one wants to work anymore, man. Who's grinding on files eight hours a day? I want to know. Files? Files is hilarious, and so is spreadsheets, bro. I have no idea how to do an Excel spreadsheet. Files are... What is a file?

What is in a file? Did people bring briefcases to work it's gone yeah briefcases are gone but imagine being a fucking guy in a suit with a backpack on that i just don't think i see it because i think i wake up and all those people are already at work they're there because when i do i mean i wake up like if i go to work at like, 10 a.m., they're already all at work. They've already been grinding. I used to think, like, all of New York was just, like, Wall Street. If you go down by, like, where, like, but even if we're, like, Nick lives, like, in Fidei, it's, like, there's no. Unless in Fidei, you would think it'd be just a bunch of guys in suits, hustling. Vests and shit.

Scurrying around town. Finance dudes. With loose briefcases. You think everyone's just remote now? People are, yeah. I think you just do anything from the internet, dude. But I also think that

people are remote and people are just doing way less. Like their days are wide open. People are going to get furious at this. I mean... There's some dude right now listening to this with like a 20 hour shift right now.

Well, bitch, fucking work harder. You're over here listening to a podcast. Start a podcast, bro. Start a podcast. Or just like turn us off and get your productivity up because you can't be working that hard if over here listening to a podcast. Start a podcast. Or just turn us off and get your productivity up because you can't be working that hard if you're

listening to us too. This requires all your attention. You can take this. This is going on the main page for sure. Nobody works hard anymore, bro. Especially Barstool fans. Bro, if you have the time to listen to a Barstool podcast, your life is a joke.

Oh, no. You're coming in is a joke. Oh, no. You're coming in all different directions. Yeah, sorry. It's not like they're going to be worse. They're not listening to one. They treat Barstool like it's a curriculum. Oh, they have to listen. They get their syllabus. They get every content creator

at Barstool with all the shows they do. They're like, fuck, I got to consume all of this and give my feedback that's how that's how they live that was the most intimidating thing when i first uh got into the job they these people obviously are they they're listening because they feel the need to because they're forced to and then they're going to leave their feedback they're not fans first it's like when you get your remember on the first day of class you get your schedule and you like both look at it and you be like

fuck I got pick central at 12 yeah that's what they're doing I got fucking pick central I think they like like maybe one to three shows that they watch but they watch every we have like 75 podcasts and they listen to all of them yeah and you got consumers that'll just kind of

follow you around dude some people are on like the AP plan and that's like listening to all of Sass's shit. They're on that track and like, bro, they'll let you know when they don't like it. And they'll be like, this is like the 700 straight episodes of absolute trash. You should have dropped it. Why didn't you put on Shawshank Redemption? There's an unlimited, infinite supply of critically acclaimed media. Go to the critically acclaimed shit.

Just fucking zoom to the critically acclaimed fucking albums, movies that have won Oscars, bro. There's good shit out there. Don't waste your time with us. Yeah. You could pick and choose. Yeah. Every movie I see is amazing because I don't watch ones that i don't think i'd like no yeah i actually i saw a movie last night that i thought i would like it

was called uh like the dinner or something like that and it looked good looked really good and then i looked up the on imdb hell of a trail it looked up on imdb 4.5 out of 10 damn bummer damn so i was like ready to watch it and then i was like nah gonna go with something else watch the gift instead great movie jump scare in that movie that uh really fucked me up and i like my heart hurt for like 10 minutes after bro you need to lay off the the meat then your cholesterol might be i was like yeah like my whole body like every single muscle in my body tensed up it was crazy that's bad crazy jump scare fucking the gym scare i hate scares. Especially when it's real footage. I was watching Iraq war footage and got some jump scares.

That is scary. What was the scene? Dude, it was just a guy with his fucking head dripping out getting carried. I think he stepped on an IED. bro wait so what was the jump scare the blowing up of the id or seeing seeing um it was more of a shock factor i guess yeah the head come

out like in like real it looks way more fake than movies like that was real and i was like fuck i i never really thought about the war being the war well they live stream until you know what you can find it on every platform now the war you just i never even thought about watching live on mine we're at next war we're gonna subscribe to yeah just like the patreon for the ukraine war whole ukraine war on the internet yeah sign up for the patreon all quiet on the western front that's like anti-war like it shows the horror or it's not it's anti-propaganda it's horrific i wouldn't say it's propaganda because it's like the it's like 1915 so it's like it's not like it can sway you either way but it's horrific like the like it is like the blown up head or like uh body parts like dangling

out or like dudes like committing suicide with like a fucking fork to their jugular and shit like that. That's like a jarhead was like anti. It was like an anti propaganda movie. Yeah. That movie was like I went through a big movie phase last summer and I was like, I want to join the military. And then I watched that and I was like, yes, for me. Yeah. It's not for anyone.

It's not for anybody. Especially me. That shit is hard, dude hard dude yeah that shit seems hard as fuck there's nothing in the world harder yeah i think going to especially battling in war trench warfare where they had fucking agent orange and flamethrowers and you literally are like running out of a trench as someone has a machine gun pointed at you and you're 15 years old. Like you just get mowed down and fucking killed right away. When they're actually shooting at each other, I can't even watch that. It's crazy.

How do you have the, yeah. But what should people with that type of heart and bravery? Just fucking listen to Rogan. Do MMA. Listen to Goggins write a book run yeah write a self-help book

start a podcast fucking call it a day yeah you know what I mean fight fires bro you want to fight something fucking fight a fire bro brawl out with the fire

firefighter's a good one unless you want the fires to win true fuck fuck alright bro KB KB anything you want to plug bro plug what have I seen Drew fuck fuck alright bro KB anything you want to plug bro plug

what have I seen what have I seen Banshees have been yeah I thought I like found a good one and it got everybody's on it every Oscar nomination

yeah that's a good one that was good that's your plug no he said I mean he says everyone's on it. Explore With Us is constantly dropping heat.

What's that? It's a true crime YouTube channel. Oh, okay. Interrogation footage. Is that one better than JCS? It's not, but it's pretty much the same vein, and they post a lot more. Okay. Because JCS posts like once a year.

Yeah, it kind of stopped. Yeah. Any music? Lizzy McAlpine? Dude, I've been on a music drought from hell. Isn't the Grammys like this weekend or something? Aren't the Grammys coming up really quickly? I don't even know.

I used to try and listen to every Grammy-nominated piece of music. This year I fell by the wayside. I feel like it was a tough year. I do that with the movies, but it's tough too. Well, I'm seeing all the movies. I haven't seen The Fablemans and Avatar, but other than that, I've seen all the best pictures. I don't know how you guys, that's work to me. I don't know how people at this company are constantly in the loop, tweeting, talking about every new show and movie.

I can't do shows. Shows are boring as hell, bro. If a show was one episode, I'd watch it. But that's a movie. But the best things are shows. Yeah. There's, at any given time, 30 series that are unreal. Yeah, they all have like nine out of tens on IMDb.

No, The Last of Us, I watched that episode and I was like, not for me. I watched the first episode. I started the second one, but I've heard there was a little bit of a drop off on episode 3 Yeah not for me I can't watch that fucking zombie show I'm not really into the zombie stuff Anything else? Any other plugs?

Any other up and coming content people at Barstool That the listeners should check out and harass Until they quit Fuck dude I've been out of the loop on that too yeah so i don't even know what about just moving i'll definitely check out mook on tiktok um cool he's a star he does that he grinds behind the scenes like crazy there are billions of stars in the solar system there are there are too many stars now being a kind I mean? Now, being a superstar

is now more of a, like, profession. That's what you do for a living because there's so many internet stars. Yeah, it's insane. There's a lot of stars out here. Everybody's a star. Not that you're not a star, Mook. I feel like now I'm kind of ruining your moment,

but you're a stud is what I call you. There's only so many studs. You're a planet, bro. You got your own gravitational pull, brother. Hell yes. KB No Swag, the founder of Son of a Boy Dad. Thank you, brother. Thanks, boys.