Son of a Boy Dad - The Adults | Son of a Boy Dad #159 LIVE (12/20/23)

Episode Date: December 28, 2023

The Adults | Son of a Boy Dad #159 LIVE (12/20/23) -- Rone is eventually joined in studio by Francis Ellis -- Ad: Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today at https://www.twistedtea.com/locations -- Follow us on our socials: https://linktr.ee/sonofaboydad -- Merch: https://store.barstoolsports.com/coll... -- SUBSCRIBE TO THE YOUTUBE #SonOfABoyDad #BarstoolSportsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Fucking Son of a Boy Dad, you know what time it is. You know I'm fucking guapped bro you know i'm fucking paid made in the shade six god six bucks on me at all times son of a boy dad here's the situation little sasquatch has the flu and it's bad in fact we're using the like button on this episode as please don't die harry so one like equals one

please don't die harry please don't pass away on us harry we need you who else will be the face of generation z in the office for dave to make fun of castigate and turn into a whipping boy there's only so much whipping that the rest of us can take, so please don't die, Harry. Smash that like button. Simultaneously, Francis is incommunicado, MIA. And I'm not talking about fucking South Beach. This dude is MIA.

He should be strolling in at any second, but I mean, I'm the man with the six bucks. I'm the man with the plan, so the ransom was paid. Okay? Advance every day. I can handle the pain. I'm the man with the plan, so the ransom was paid. Fucking sound off in the chat.

One like is one, please don't die, Harry. And one like is also, shame on you for being late, Francis, so you can simultaneously save a life and shame another individual. We're also taking donations, super chats. Where does that fucking money go to? I don't know. I always wonder the same thing when fucking Jersey Jerry's getting the fucking $100, $50, $60, all the money that he's getting where is that cash going to an unknown

youtube account who is even the aggregator of that the same people in charge of youtube at barstool who couldn't even keep fucking surviving barstool on the internet do they deserve the money are those the people that deserve the money? Regardless, dump some money into there. Take care of those folks the way that they can't take care of themselves. Brain dead idiots. I'm taking care of myself though. Body's right. Body's fucking locked in. I got the kombucha health aid, getting my gut right. And I really don't know what kombucha does but i like to think that it's making my fucking poop nice i like to think that it's giving me the fucking beautiful double ribbon fucking wrapping paper poop that you know when you slide the fucking

scissors down the wrapping paper and it fucking ribbons when you slide the shit down and it goes into a curly q makes it into a curly fry so I'm on the kombucha getting the curly fry shit zone. Do we have an update on where Francis is? Because Sass is at least sick. Francis, he was in the office today. So one minute ago, he said parking bike. He's parking his bike. I can't even believe that guy's taking a bike.

Because yesterday, he sent me a horror message about a fucking that guy's taking a bike because yesterday he sent me a horror message about a fucking comedian dying for taking a bike in. So my ass trying to keep my ass alive, knowing that I have a show to come to, knowing that I have fucking loyal listeners, I said, I'm going to show the fuck up alive today and I'm not taking a bike. But Francis, I think he's just trying to get me off the roads because he knows I was turning into the fucking Dave Mira of this office best biker in town best biker around so he was trying to clear the roads and not have me around I'm starting to wonder if that comedian even did die $4.99 ooh la la did we just give that to ourself fuck we just gave that to ourself oh from sass oh it's coming from sass legend legend so he's so Legend. So where's that money coming from?

Where's that account even linked to? Is that linked to his personal account? Yeah, it's a guilt account. Sassy chatty, man. So smash that fucking like to save Francis' life. Or Sass' life. Smash it to save Francis. Frying his ass up when he comes in here.

But they call me Adam F. And the F isn't for Ferone. The F is for filibuster, bro. AF, like Arturo Fuente, which brings me to my next gift. It was the, uh, it was the, ah, Francis Ellis. It was the, uh, shame on you. It was the, uh, it was the Secret Santa. I don't know if anyone watched the video, but the fucking video was great.

Pure, pure vibes. Francis, welcome. Just incredible kind of positive energy from that video. See, he doesn't miss a beat. That's why we can't even shame him that hard. And we didn't even, I don't know how many likes we got. It was a like to save Sass's life and one like to shame you. Sass is, he's he's

decomposing at the moment so he's not well yeah we're here good to see you brother likewise dude um yeah so so we'll start on this before we talk about sass's fucking still alive but barely alive body um we had the secret santa and then i didn't get my gift from large but no well it just came in today what have you got here are we opening it i mean so i unwrapped it already this is cigars dude it's a it's a beautiful ashtray come on that fucking nice and is the af for arturo fuente or is it for Adam Frone? I guess we'll never know. Oh my god! So when we open up the new

Son of a Boy Dad studio, which is coming post-haste, we're going to have to have this as a nice centerpiece. That's so nice. TGA is trying to influence me to spark up a cigar right now. I said I couldn't possibly. One time I had Large come to my birthday party and he brought a bottle of champagne with a saber

that was engraved with my name in it, the saber, and he taught us how to saber a bottle of champagne. Boy, he and Annie, they really love to just go all out for their friends. They really do. That's a great way to describe it. They're such good party guests. They're such interesting people so generous so appreciative so real i really don't have enough good shit to say about them incredible you have a positive ass episode he also blessed me with this zippo come on because he knows me whoa yeah he's a boobs guy. Yeah. It's fucking two huge cans.

I don't know. You probably can see them from outer space. Audio's in Spanish. Lo siento. Porque Son of a Boy Dad es un equipo en español now. So this is made in the USA. What is that? What did you say?

Huh? What was all that Spanish? I'm sorry, but Son of a Boy Dad is a Spanish game now. Do you have that much Spanish? Are you that adept? The only Spanish I know is stuff that I picked up on the rides on the monorail at Disney World. Come on. Por favor, manténganse alejados de las puertas. Please stay clear of the doors.

You look at us. I am a different color. We thought that you were going to be a pale color. So we washed it out in a different way. But you came in naranja. Naranja. Spanish for amarillo. Yeah, my boy came in orange today.

I city biked so hard to be here. I was having a... Dave doesn't watch this show, right? Of course not. Only when Sass isn't here, which means that today... He's watching. He might be watching, but yeah, go ahead. I went to a lunch with some very old friends.

My high school... Excuse me, my college roommates. Really? We never get together. We haven't seen each other in years. One of my college roommates, two of them are very dear friends. One of them is, I'm the godfather of his daughter. So I'm very close with one of them.

But the rest, I really never see. I mean, all of us never get together i think covid did that yeah like uh we we did we had our 10-year reunion and we didn't get nobody went because it was covid and um is that welcome did you weed out some of the riffraff in that scenario was it like all my all my college roommates are great people. They're super successful. They're wonderful. I enjoy seeing them. But we just... People have kind of been scattered to the winds.

And there was a lunch that was organized for today at 1 o'clock for all of our college roommates. And every single guy showed up. That's fucking awesome. And I was at a point where I was like, well, I can't not go. Yeah, you're not going to be the only guy who doesn't go. Guy with a job that he can't get out of. Yeah, because they're all doing so much better than I am. So for me to be like, sorry, guys, I can't make it.

I got a podcast. Yeah, that would have been weak. And it just shows that, well, these guys being able to go shows how successful they are. They're so in control of their day and their schedule that they're like, Mary, clear the schedule. I have a fucking, you know. And so you had just showed that you were of that same level of success. I think one guy flew here. No.

Private. No. I'm not even fucking kidding right now are you even thorough if you're not stopping at teeterborough there is private whoa come on brother i like that there's there's private air travel that's happening in this in this crew wow and uh you know so i rode a city bike up there yeah and we that's a stark contrast. We went to Smith and Walensky. Okay. You been there?

No, I haven't. I was... What is it? Upper West? Upper East? Yeah, I was thinking about going yesterday. 49th and 3rd. Yeah, I was thinking about going yesterday, honestly.

I was looking for a steak lunch yesterday. Come the fuck on. I'm not lying. Because I was seeing the tree going to... It's right by the trees, right by the... I drove... I rode seeing the tree going to it's right by the trees right by the uh i drove i rode by the tree and i was so i was so enraptured by the tree that i started to worry i wasn't paying enough attention to the route that i was on which harkens to the text exchange that we had yesterday yes i know that's what i was like francis is city biking

here i didn't i thought you're just trying to get me off the roads because i was getting too good at the city bike i want to get you off the roads because when i ride with you it's like following a fucking tasmanian devil yeah the or just the devil like i'm the devil on the wrong shoulder being like come down this road you don't need to wait for that light it's suggestive yeah curse at this guy who looks like he has a gun or at least could beat your ass start a fight with an absolute stranger fucking that pothole speed up for it yeah but we we had this uh the New York comedy community. There was a comedian who tragically passed away recently.

And neither of us, neither you nor I knew him. No, but it seemed like everybody I know knew him. Yeah, exactly. And he died. And I didn't know how he had died and he i found out yesterday because i did in finances pod with jordan jensen oh being in with jordan that's right great show which was a riot by the way they're so funny they are so out there and um they're good they were good friends with him And it turned out that he had been riding a city bike, an electric city bike, which is what you and I ride. Every day.

When we go home together, not just because we live together. We live in the same building. It's getting gayer and gayer. We don't live together. We're just fucking. We're just inside each other yeah habitually you understand we uh we rode we were at home together on these e-bikes all the time and and uh it turned out that this young man this great comedian had been riding a city bike to work at 8 30 in the morning and he hit a pothole

no car involved flipped over the handlebars and hit his head and and died man that's so sad and i texted roan about this i was like hey man this is the story i think we need to be really careful because this is you know this is not irresponsible bike riding we do this all the time we ride like idiots and we both agreed to kind of button it up. And then sure enough, today I completely divorced myself from that pledge. I don't even see a helmet, brother. No. No helmet. I mean, I got my haircut today, so I'm not going to wear a fucking helmet.

I mean, it does look very good. Thank you. Layered, textured. How are you? What's going on with you? I'm fantastic. Rest in peace to that guy, though. That fucking sucks.

What's his name? Our buddy that died. I his name our buddy that i'm embarrassed to say that it's escaping me right now it's either cory or well rest in peace to that to an absolute legend that that died that shit sucks and uh i and casey casey was it casey yeah i mean we didn't know but i mean it just sucks it's just sad you know in the comments let us know i'm sorry it's just super sad that shit is but people are saying imagine dying on a city bike dude 20 people i looked it up 20 people die a year on city bikes yeah that's a lot what wait for real yes how many right no 20 people die on bikes in new york not necessarily only on city bikes okay but that's still a fucking lot okay yeah like three pedestrians get killed

by city bikes like the city the the electric city bikes are fucking weapons they are and i also saw in that same article they were like women are uh you know dissuaded from riding city bikes because men ride so aggressively wait is that why would that that was in the same new york post article so what i don't understand in the article women are riding less because men ride aggressively yeah i feel like it's a pretty level playing field i don't feel like we all have the same weapon yeah you know what i mean it tops out at the same speed it certainly does your thighs are not usurping my thighs i don't in some cases they might be with my thighs you know that my i i have thin thighs you think i'm pat yeah but you're a good rider you're selling

yourself short but the average woman has well i don't know what the average woman has but at the same time my thighs are skinnier than lots of folks so i feel like they could be industrialized to hit the fucking 18 miles an hour it's not the thigh it's the guy it's not the thigh it's the guy it's these high testosterone uh cyclist warriors that are ripping through the city i'm ready to really peel back some layers and get gritty with you right now let me tell you i'm working on the francis ellis's top 10 nice list for the year oh and i mean nice in the way that the black culture uses the term this boy is nice yes exactly not like uh the the way s way Santa Claus uses the word. No. The way Santa Claus uses it. Santa Claus couldn't be whiter. It is a play on the Santa's nice versus naughty list, but it is a absolute cultural appropriation of the black sense of nice list. My battle rap, my compliment battle rap series was called The Nicest.

Really? Which was the same double entendre. Do you know how good you were in that? I'll take a compliment. Are you ever aware like how much it troubles me how humble Brown is

about his battle rap achievements. Yeah, but what am I going to get from being braggadocious? Honestly, the only thing that would make me be like, oh, that was really good is if a lot of people watched it, which is very material and shallow. So any points I get for being good at something, I completely subtract from myself from being so metric-centric. I think there's almost something cooler about the fact that

it's a little esoteric that nobody likes it he's so good that nobody watches that's not nobody it's that people of taste watch it people of people of taste

know when someone tells me that they know you from battle rap, I value that person more. When someone tips back their flat brim hat, it fucking lets you know. It's like when people tell me that they like me for my writing as opposed to other things that I've done, I immediately think higher of that person

that they're a little bit in the know they're just they're people of these are people of taste and so what what have your accomplishments if someone said i know you from this would you be like well you don't even fucking know me this is a segment about you but i'll have my answer thing of flipping it back to me i'll have my answer answer. I'll answer it where it's like, oh, you know me from fucking this. Like, all right. Who gives a fuck? I think that people who don't know me necessarily for like the Game of Thrones songs or the traffic stopping video or alternate side parking, but know me from my written work my blogs i think my blogs are things that they don't attract a huge audience but the people who do read them are

typically people that i would be more inclined to like have a longer conversation with because it's like you get me when I'm at my most expressive. I'm just, I'm writing in a way that, you know, it isn't for everyone. It's not, it's not... It's not for the illiterates. I don't even, I'm not even going to play like a superiority card here. I just think like, I'm not for everyone. Not everyone gets it. That's a nice thing to know though there's layers to it it's it's it's long when you try to make everything can

be boring it can be boring like i'll throw myself under the bus so those who do read it and like it i think we think similarly like if someone's just like yo barstool to me they're just like oh you're the guy from barstool yeah i'm gonna have i'm gonna be less inclined to give them a moment of my time on as opposed to if they're like yo i like you from battle rap or yo i like you from this specific series or something that you did my guess is that you put the most effort and time into prepping for your battle raps oh for sure i put the most effort and time into prepping my into writing my blogs for the blogs and so someone who appreciates the thing that you spend the most time on is a patient person is a discerning person or just they're more rare this is a tommy smokes ism the more rare the compliment uh the better the

compliment that may be so that may be one time a guy at a rough and rowdy came up to me and he was like aren't you the guy from 21st and prime the podcast with deon sanders i talked to him for 90 minutes dude i talked to him for an hour and a half. I was like, holy fuck. That's a guy who's going to negotiate your next lease with you. Hey, man, I'm a real estate broker. Let me know. And you're like, yeah, I will let you know. And then he does, and he does a good job. Yeah. This was also a guy who could probably shoot six bottles in a row with a six shooter that were perched up on a log in the back of a holler not even a quarry or the the woods it was specifically a holler this is a dude who's fucking spending time at a holler this guy's got a fucking rope swing and he could do

tricks off of it it was that type of audience anyway the nicest list i like that no no no don't don't don't you dare think that i'm done hearing your point because everything you say is valuable you're very kind of economical with what you have to say but i do i did want to i did want to add something please uh this is a new segment introducing to son of a boy dad called was this a crime okay i am i am very curious whether or not i committed a crime damn if you're curious i feel like most of the time it is a crime want your opinion. I don't trust Sass's opinion, so I'm glad he's not here for this. This is a positive episode. Sass not being here,

the positivity is through the fucking roof. Best numbers we've ever had. Sass is probably in his fucking apartment, literally coughing out yellow clouds of dust. He is a disgusting human being, a disgrace to himself, a disgrace to his family name. He's damaging the ozone layer with whatever's coming out of his body right now.

If he were to ever ask a tattooist for his family crest betwixt his shoulder blades, they would say no on the grounds that he does not honor his family. Also, his shoulders touch in the front is kind of the vibe. Jackie, are you keen to join? Jackie, come on in. What's going on? What are you doing? Poking your head into son of a boy dad.

How about the microphone? Why don't you hop on for one second? We're doing a live podcast. Can't, can't. Oh, it's live? Just sit, just sit right here. You need to sit. You're good, you're good. Wait, is's live? Just sit right here. You need to sit. You're good, you're good.

We've got Jackie, winner of the Barstool Spelling Bee, who... Yeah, that's okay, Andrew. Sorry. Ten-pound shot. yeah female jackie okay well listen nice that he respects me so much jackie was a mistake yeah wait i'd like don't need to be here. Flashback to your dad. So let's move on from Jackie.

No, no, no. Jackie. How do you guys have the comments up? Like, aren't you scared? It's not good. We don't read them. We try not to read them. Do you guys get mean comments? No, it's all there it's a stream of consciousness it's

a cvs receipt we try not to top tier wife material jackie jackie uh won the spelling b which was hosted by roan in spite of the fact that she was very much searching mid spell for corrective looks and thoughts I had too much integrity

is your mic up? okay well like Roan was making it was a little easy to tell but it's like it's called it's it's emotional intelligence we all so maybe it's not spelling we all wanted you to win we all wanted you of course underdog again as i said earlier like you needed the money the most well you're looking tan but a little money might make that tan look even more natural you're saying that i should just send it to i'm saying you should go to a better tanning place

and i'm being a fucking asshole and you should give it to me okay that's fair you know what fair i use like one from cvs downstairs come on jackie you five grand to play with that's cash nope 250 with they fucking got it i mean with taxes did they actually turns out people don't talk about that enough it was a direct deposit into your bank account? Yeah. When I won the spelling bee, they handed me cash. Well, I was worried it was going to have to be from Dave, and then Dave would be like, who the fuck is this random producer who now I have to give him $5,000?

Well, yeah, but he doesn't like... I don't know. So I guess I would prefer it from Barstool. Anyways, that's... You could have done the same thing. Again, it's emotional intelligence, which is a form of intelligence. I have honor.

This wasn't a game. This was a spelling bee. Do you think that next year you're going to try and have a poker face more? No, I think the chances of you winning next year are... Well, yeah, I don't know. It would be an impressive repeat, but it was hard for Francis to repeat. It's hard for anybody to repeat, so I feel like it's going to be harder.

But I was more cognizant because I could tell in the moment that you were changing your answers based on my facial expression. Bingo. Which is a little bit... But it's emotional intelligence, like you're saying. What was bingo? I said bingo. I said bingo to what he said. reading the comments we are

responding to each other this is a personality driven podcast okay okay do you guys do these lives a lot once a week yeah on wednesdays but we typically don't we're not able to see the comments okay okay interesting i was enjoying you uh roasting Jackie's tan, but we have been very positive for the rest of this. Jackie gives me this. She gives me this. We don't need it. I'm going to leave before you keep tanning. So the last thing that, as you leave,

I was going to say that the video that you did about the gift exchange, I thought was a very good and positive video. Very good. Very much in contrast to the tans you get, which are the closest thing to blackface that whites can do. It is truly chemical. You are lowering your life expectancy.

Orange, orange. You glad you fucking jumped on this podcast. I would much rather look orange than pale. I stand by that. You trust me. You would think I'm a lot less hot without this. How about not pale, but red

like me? I look red. Look at me on the camera. I look like I'm embarrassed. I have some red going on too. I look like I took the stairs. Like I'm holding my breath right now. I look like I take offense at the fact the Washington stares. Yeah, maybe you should say I'm holding my breath right now. You actually

I look like I take offense at the fact the Washington Redskins were once called the Washington Redskins. Yeah, you do look out loud. Advocating on behalf of them becoming the commanders. That's me. I'm that guy. I'm the one white. Do you? Among a sea of Sioux.

I feel like you make people uncomfortable by the way that you stare and talk to somebody i think it's a i think it's a major advantage that i have yeah it makes me uncomfortable every single benjamin franklin slept like four and a half hours a night as a result he spent the rest of the time thinking i don't blink i can therefore see more. That's a great parallel. Like the fish restaurant. The cadence in which you talk to. Oh my God. You're trying to not end a sentence with a preposition. The cadence

in which you talk to. And yet you still did. Ness wap. Never end a sentence with a preposition. You can't end a sentence with a preposition. But did you just say that you thought that you were Benjamin Franklin in a past life? Do you think that?

He was a womanizer. I truly, like, full-heartedly believe it. Big time womanizer. Every single time I've learned about Benjamin Franklin, I, like, just know in my heart of hearts, like, that was me. Really? Like, I see a picture of Benjamin Franklin,

I'm like, that was a photo of me. Two things about him. One, he air dried every time that he bathed. He would walk in circles in his backyard. I like that. Third in market in Philadelphia and also syphilis. That's

the part that I don't really relate to. I forgot about the syphilis part. Almost all I know about him. Good. Some fun facts. The kite? Someone else's? Alright, thanks Jackie. Be well Jackie. Thanks for I forgot about the solo part almost all I know about him good some fun back the kite the kite alright someone else is alright thanks Jackie

appreciate you Jackie be well Jackie thanks for interrupting what the fuck what a derailment that was we were doing so well featuring Jackie

it's been a while since we had a female a female guest on here people are wondering if I'm drunk I'm not drunk I'm fine he's fine I'm teetering

yeah i mean what did you guys eat at this uh lunch and how was the bill split and yeah i assume you guys got steaks was it long cut steaks that were like kind of uh chopped into small shareable pieces bingo we had two a couple uh porter houses two. There were seven of us. We had two porterhouses for two that were divvied up. And then some kind of New York strip or something. I actually want to know everything you ordered. Because that's the kind of guy I am. That's the kind of vicarious life I lead.

Yeah, I had a rye Manhattan up when I arrived. And we sort of gathered at the bar. What does up mean? No ice. Ah. But the glasses are chilled. And when you go to Smith and Walensky, it is served in, as they put it, a bird bath. There's so much volume of liquor.

I don't know how to them it could be a drink. It's so much. I had not even expected that you had any alcohol in you. And now I'm seeing it. I do apologize. I like it. What the fuck? Fortunately, I can handle myself.

100%. And I'm not going to be... I truly don't care if you're drunk. It's just different. Yeah. I don't care at all if you're drunk. It's not going to be a mess. So you had multiple steaks.

Well, I had a rye Manhattan when I arrived. And then we finally got seated. We had seven people. We had a reservation for six. They were put off that we had an extra. It's a place where they have the power. So they were like, we'll see if we can make this work. Do you know what I mean?

They tried to spook you. They probably were going to make it work, but they also, they weren't going to be so giving. They were going to scold you a little bit. Yeah, my buddy goes, well, could we have a, maybe could we accommodate seven in the grill,

which I guess is some adjacent room. And the guy goes, people make reservations for seven in the grill in october for this time damn yeah he flexed on you it's lunch he flexed on a group of flexers too it's like well we got a we got a reservation for six three weeks ago now i don't believe that but okay so fortunately they were able to accommodate us but it took us it took a while which is what led to me being late did you tell him that you you shop at barber barber did you tell him i went to harvard wax my jackets have wax on them they are waterproof even

though they don't look so. We finally got seated, but the problem was because we were so delayed, I ordered another rye Manhattan up. I was sitting at the bar milling about. This time it was at the table. And then I ordered the wine. Come on. What kind of wine are we talking about?

What vintage? We did a Chateau Montelena. Of course. California Cab. It was from the Captain's List. I don't even know what the fuck that means. But this was some selection from like a psalm or maybe whatever. I said to our group.

At first I thought you meant psalm like the fucking book of the Bible. Is that a? Like P-S-A-L-M. Is that right? Oh is that right like oh yes not like yes I am like a sommelier yeah the Psalms they say to have the dry Cabernet from the Napa Valley recommend that so you had the fucking two Manhattan's up we and... I had the two and then I was in the wine and... You had like a 60s style lunch. Look, I had two Manhattans and a glass of wine and I don't drink that much right now.

So I think between that and the fact that I then hopped on a city bike to get back here and raced. I mean, dude, the way I i was biking you would have been concerned yeah i was at one point i think i was on a bus i actually rode the bike onto a commuter bus and they were like spider-man you know like a chase scene from the mighty ducks or some shit like that they put the mask back on me. They were like, let him be. You're holding the bug.

He's done his part. They carried you to the office as a crowd. They brought me back to Barstool, parked the bike, got in here at 3 or 4 p.m. You were already ripping. Filibustering. The live episode of Son of a boy dad because

little sasquatch is suffering uh wait so uh i'm seeing it more and more every moment do you have this this kind of like a holy shit what's going on like an ash situation on the shirt or what is going on in the shirt this is the pubic discharge of the microphone oh yeah this is a puby mic yeah this is a kind of yeah light afro puby mic so i'm here i'm here but oh the the segment the new segment is this what is this a crime nicest and then we're gonna make fun of sass so stick around if you want to see us make fun of sass. But is this a crime? Is this a crime? I went to Whole Foods yesterday. More like Whole Paycheck,

as my boy Frank the Tank would say. I went to Whole Foods. I was on my way home. My wife had said, I want Perfect Bars. Do you know Perfect Bars? I don't know them. They're these peanut butter kind of flavoured protein bars.

They're meal replacement bars. They're so delicious. They sound perfect. They're so good. They're ridiculous how good they are. I don't think they're super healthy, but they're really tasty. And we'll have, like, if I'm on a rush in the morning,

I'll have a perfect bar and a banana for breakfast, and that'll do for a good amount. So they have in the deep... You have to refrigerate them. You can buy them individually, or if you dig deep in the refrigerated locker, they have the sort of wholesale boxes. I grabbed one of these wholesale boxes.

It has eight perfect bars in it. And then I got into the self-checkout line. And when I went into the self-checkout line, I scanned the barcode that was taped to the eight bar box. Oh, no. And it was for one bar. Oh, no. So it was like $1.39.

And I put that in my bag and I didn't do anything. So your question is, is theft a crime? Well, that is the question. Is this theft and no and because because because i scanned the one barcode i had on a self-checkout thing even though when it registered i knew there's no way that the eight bars in this box qualify or amassed to one dollar when you put it down when you put it down on the checkout little area the weighted area did it show up as not at all that thing is stupid that thing is our word and i mean our word yes not our word no not our word but which is really their word honestly our word sure as i've said with sass and many times

that is their word if they took it back maybe we would start respecting it sure um but i think that it's not a crime and here's why i'll tell you that because i was in a similar situation with some of my boys recently where we all ran into a nike store and took an entire rack of performance tech jackets come on and sprinted out the front door and no one stopped us what was this during a Lives Matter protest? How did you find the cover? That's what I was getting at. How did you find the cover to get away with that? That's what I was.

We put a piece of tape over our license plate. So even as the store employees were filming us on the way out of there. So if that's OK, I just think that low level theft is kind of being wiped away in these United States. I really think that people don't give a fuck. Except for at Dumbo Market, I saw all of the employees kind of surround a guy with a dog who was trying to steal some stuff. The dog was? No, the dog was an accomplice. But I think that they were like, because as I was checking out, they were like, man, you really stalked that dog.

And the one kid was like, I would have kicked the dog. Like, I don't give a fuck. Damn. And so, but they basically had to take all the stuff away from the guy. But I saw him as he was trying to walk out. And I was like, it's probably because that's a one-off market. But if you work for a CVS, a Walmart, a Nike outlet, the whole paychecks. You're good to fucking walk out with

whatever you can hold in your hands. It's like the fucking supermarket sweep, dude. You just put as much as you can fit in your shirt like this and you're pretty much good to go. No one gives a fuck about items anymore. They know that corporations are rolling in it. Corporations are making enough money to buy fucking

jets that they can stuff with little kids and fucking turn into these pedophilic cabals. They're having a fucking blast. If you own a corporation, it doesn't matter to you. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. of the Epstein flight manifesto, I have to say there's a small part of me that hopes somehow my name turns up on that list. I don't know why. I don't know if there's any way.

I never knew him. I don't know the man, but I look at him. It would be an honor. Like as a father. But it would be an honor. He's a father I never had. For sure. I would like to go to the Caribbean,

the Bahamas, wherever the fuck that island was with old Jeff. And Chris Tucker and fucking Kevin Spacey and all the fucking heavy hitters that were out there. All my heroes. And it was heroes across all different disciplines. That's right. Financial guys, political guys, actors, musicians. Everybody was getting in on it. He was an equal opportunity enabler.

Right. The most progressive supplier of underage people that you could ask for. Yeah, he didn't care if you were black or white. As long as you were a pedophile, he was good with you. He really he wasn't like oh man woman that's fine he had the glass ceiling was shattered by him as long as you're a pedophile you can break bread with him and i think he has he has to be a little bit applauded for that oh my god slightly tip your cap it was the he was the jackie robinson of pedophilia he broke the age barrier thought outside the box well dude i think that a lot of uh yeah there was i mean i think that pedophilia is old like it's just now it's just now becoming not cool yes you know what i mean

it's just like it's more of a recent thing so he's kind of like uh like a hip hipster kind of vibe he's like throwing it back to the age of when pedophilia was was awesome and untouchable but uh that's not wrong that's not wrong but i in in summation i think that you were okay for exposing a loophole in what Whole Paychecks was doing. And I think if anyone's listening to that, I think they should be taking advantage of it right now, digging in the back of the freezer section. And if any of the executives of Whole Paycheck are listening, they should be thanking you for exposing this loophole. You're like the guy who brought a gun through security to prove that he could do it. To be like, hey, if I can through security to prove that he could do it.

To be like, hey, if I can do it, you're turning yourself in, essentially. Right. This is a problem that you guys have. This is my fault. I appreciate that. That's a very... What, did you have a guilty conscience? Well, a little bit. You know, I'm not a big theft guy.

And here's what I kind of settled on i in that moment i settled on this which is that if the one attendant who is refereeing the 20 people that are in the self-checkout line were to somehow catch that I had scanned a 12 or $15 item for $1.39 and call me on it and say, hey, you knew better. You knew that was more expensive. I wouldn't have to play dumb. I would have to play dumb. I would have to play medium. You mean like a telepathic medium or like a middle bear? No, no. Just medium stupid.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have to play smart, obviously, but I don't have to play dumb. I scanned it. I get to say, well, I scanned it. I did my part. And I just didn't even look. That's not playing dumb.

Playing dumb is like, oh, I thought all these things were free or something. You know what I mean? Like that, playing medium stupid is something i can live with it's a joy honestly as a smart as someone who people condemn to being smart i don't get away with playing dumb very wear it like an armband i don't get to play dumb but i can go one tier down i can go to playing medium i think and and get away with it how would you have acted if someone was like hey man you're stealing those what would your exact words be i would have said well i scanned it what do you mean i scanned the price tag that was on the box what do you mean i'm

stealing those so did you in the moment clock it and give a furtive left to right glance i gave no furtive glance there was no there was no furtive i did not look to my neighbor and say, hey, pal, did you see that? You're paying full price for the broccoli, Rob. Whereas if you found one that was listed improperly, dude, I hate to say this. I have to go to the bathroom so badly. Brother, go piss. Can you hold it down the fork for one second? Can I hold it down the fork?

Of course I can hold down the fork. I can hold down the fork. I can hold down the knife. I got this shit on fucking lock, brother. Dude, it's good to have Francis in here because he's shit-faced, dude. I couldn't tell at first, but now every word he says, that boy is throwing around slurs. And I don't mean the racial kind. That boy is fucking rich around slurs and i don't mean the racial kind that boy is fucking rich

with slurs i couldn't fucking believe how he was fucking ripping that thing it's fucking sweet to hear uh it's sweet to hear somebody drunk like that makes me wish that i was living in a time where you could get a fucking fat lunch you could go out and get a fucking Sazerac or some shit like that. Have a full ass pork chop or something like that. A pounded fucking pork chop, fucking beef Wellington for lunch and just be shit face and your secretaries there making sexual advances or some shit like that. Doing nasty things with a cigar or something like that. Those are fucking old days people don't even have secretaries anymore now secretaries are a fucking desktop and it's somebody who's like it's not even it but but now it's like somebody who's in taiwan who's like yeah like i'm just uh a temp agency hires me to sit in front of my screen for eight hours a day

so you don't have to have someone sitting in front of their screen. It's fucking preposterous. We've lost the secretaries. And the secretary day used to be the same day as Earth Day, which is the same day as the Philly Fanatics birthday, which is the same day as my birthday, which is something I used to celebrate all together. Now, me, the Philly Fanatic, and fucking Mother Nature

are just celebrating on our own, is some bullshit ron needs corn rose asap i fucking feel that bro i fucking feel what the sass what this the chat saying on that one i look like to a tongue of iloa with some with some corn rose people would fucking love it francis is gonna hate the show so much it it says. Like you ever listen, like you would listen back to this show. That would never fucking happen. You just got to move on. You move on and hope that at the end of the year, you get renewed. That's all it is.

Who's fucking getting renewed this year, dude? Do you think that we're going to thin the herd this year? I don't know. I want to take advantage of the fact that you're drunk and fucking get some nasty information out of you. For what it's worth, I'm not drunk. I'm fine. I would say fine is the word that I would choose. Dude, I don't care if you're drunk.

No, I know you don't. I worry a little bit. You worry. You worry a little. You worry a little bit. No, I'm honestly, because these shows or the one-off videos

that we've been doing at Barstool New York have been doing very well recently. And bear with me for a second. So we've done the New York election costume contest, the OnlyFans pageant, Tank Cook, Spelling Bee, Secret Santa, Joey's Thanksgiving extravaganza, Clemmer's scavenger hunts coming up soon, Barstool Beth's athlete.

And I think there's maybe even a murder mystery. All those, that's 10 videos, all of them over 100,000 views. Pretty fucking good. Million views aggregated. videos all of them over a hundred thousand views pretty fucking good million views aggregated one of the next view videos that i want to do is a drunk storytelling video oh i like that just a bunch of people from the office get together sit around in a circle have drinks and tell stories and we're at a rare office where people can just fucking get drunk dude who gives a fuck nobody's in charge i think i think that's the big question is would we rather have someone here who is somewhat cognizant a little tipsy perhaps but here but present

versus someone who is just absolutely who's dead sober and at home absent who's absent you know what i mean and i don't i don't know the answer to that 100 of someone who's in here drunk i don't give a fuck if people are drunk i don't even care if people can do their jobs well or not i truly don't i'm here i'm queer deal with it deal with it he's fucking queer that's right so can we get back to the nicest? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so happy that you are calling me on that. Can I tell you, Roan, that I have a major fucking bone to pick.

Are we talking marrow? This is major smoke that I am ready to unveil to this live audience that is with us today. Spark it up then. I made a point a couple weeks ago out loud that I thought Jersey Jerry was one of the funniest people at Barstool. Of course, I agree. I thought he was... I said that. I said I think Jersey Jerry is one of the funniest people at Barstool of course i agree i thought he was i i said that i said i think jersey jerry is one of the funniest people at barstool i remember you said that you said jersey jerry's one of the funniest people at barstool that's it word for word verbatim i'm glad you're here to be

our stenographer i was taking copious notes our court reporter that's right i said i think jersey jerry is so funny he makes me laugh perhaps more than anyone, but I'm not going to go so far as to say the most. I recognize that there are a lot of very funny people here. I think Caleb is very funny. I know you're such a... Gay guy. You're just, as I've said before, you're a rising tide. You float all boats. You make everyone around you funnier. And dude, nothing's funnier than a tide. And you just alley-oop everyone around you. You just, you're an alley-oop master. You make everyone, you give everyone easy buckets.

So what's the bone to pick? Is it with Jerry? No. I said I think Jersey Jerry is one of the funniest people at Barstool. Okay. And this, by the way, again, was a couple weeks ago. So it was prior to his golden moment on surviving Barstool where he had that snafu with Gaz about the group text thing. Yeah, yeah.

I'm Jerry. Where he was like, I'm Jerry. Is this guy on Pluto? I think funniest moment of Surviving Barstool. I truly do. It was hilarious. I thought it was the funniest moment of Surviving Barstool. I thought Jersey Jerry probably was the funniest character on Surviving Barstool.

You think you should have won? Why not? No, I think Will should have won. But I'm saying go in status quo. But I think it's Will, Jerry, and then... I would have voted for Che because I fucking love chaos. I like Che too. I love Che.

No, he didn't deserve to win, but I would have voted for him. Interesting. love chaos i like jay too i love no he didn't deserve to win but i would have voted for him interesting you know yeah interesting so what's your bone to pick my bone to pick is that when i said i think jersey jerry is one of the funniest people at barstool the people around me in the new york office came down upon me like a horde of locusts really they were so chagrined really by this take really they were so mad they said francis i thought more of you than to think jerry was funny was this in public or was it in private when this happened? Oh, well in public. Plenty of people heard. I don't think there were

cameras rolling. Okay, but it wasn't on camera. That's my question. Was it something that was filmed for content or was it just a conversation that you were having around the office? No, when I tried to stir this back up, people were very quick to... By the way, I tried to stir this back up

yesterday or the day before and people were very quick to by the way I tried to stir this back up yesterday the day before and people were very quick to kind of say like don't talk about that oh no we gotta talk about it don't talk about that around here we'll talk birds you fucking pussy sass

sit your ass at home and fucking have a fucking probiotic you bitch why don't you have a fucking some Theraflu you fucking weak immune system bitch. Fucking take a cold shower and get some fucking man in you for one time. That's exactly right Sass. I talked to Patrick at the stand and he told me

the reason he's not booking you in the main room is because you backed out on that those main room shows that one time and that it's still going to be another year before you get main room. you're going to continue performing the upstairs room which we all boys in the fucking attic they're way so sass is playing the anne frank role at the fucking stands the acoustics are just absolutely abysmal i wouldn't even take an upstairs show unless i knew i had at least two downstairs show to offset that upstairs. They're calling him addict sass.

Yeah. He's like fucking Jersey Jerry. He's such an addict boy. Yeah. But I want to get back to this. I want to get back to this. So you were, so you were saying Jersey Jerry's funny.

I said, Jersey Jerry's funny. Everybody cracks down on you. Super, super funny. I think he's fucking hysterical. And then there were people who said that when Dave attacks him for faking, I guess, or manufacturing some of the videos and revealing that he has manufactured some of the videos that have gone viral for him, that it would be the demise of Jersey Jerry. It would be the end of Jersey Jerry as we know it.

It's going to peel back the curtain and reveal for him for the fraud that i that we know he is and i was like well i don't i don't give a fuck about that if if he's talented enough to create these protracted bits these to have thought ahead enough to say like well if i did this i don't i don't fucking care if it's real or not that's like someone being like adam sandler's not funny because in real life he's not like yeah yeah it's like yeah he doesn't talk like that all the time i agree i think to a degree every single employee at this company fucking summons a little bit of the bit. Maybe Dave is the exception. Dave is the one guy who just says, no, no retakes.

We are going to present it as it is. I am this and I don't stick it up. But come on, man. Like, we're all even me on this podcast. Like, he's not even drunk right now. He's pretending for the show. I don't know. Yeah.

If you were to meet me in real life, I'm a nice guy. 100%. People like me in person. So are we going to out the names of the people who... You don't have to. But it would do great for the numbers. I mean... I mean, it's not even that I don't want to...

It's not even that I want to protect them. You're good. No, wait, wait. I haven't made up my mind about this yet. I think the issue is that... It just caused a sense. Is that I was... They don't like the fact that he is...

They think that he is elevated to the sort of position that he's in, whatever success he may have, because he is Big Cat's boy. And I'm like, well, what's wrong with that? Big Cat is a kingmaker. I would love to be Big Cat's boy. I would have no problem with being tapped by Big Cat. I fucking love Big Cat. Dude, well well there's nothing funnier than a bunch of

people sitting around and being like that guy's not funny it's like dude worry about your fucking self just do something why don't you is it that simple focus on being funny yourself is it that simple is that all it is well i just don't think that you gain anything from being like my co-worker is not funny it's like what what do you what is what does that do what what is that it doesn't make you funnier and it doesn't make them funnier it doesn't make the company better and doesn't make fucking people look at you and be like oh that's someone i trust you're just talking shit about a bunch of other people i feel like that's uh you know i feel like we i feel like that was um i don know Jerry's funny Jerry's funny dude

Jerry's fucking he's a riot me and sass like stayed after to watch Jerry after dark for like fucking like half an hour after just because it's funny and like he has 50,000 subscribers in like fucking four weeks like yeah all those all 50,000 of those

people are fucking dumb and you're right dude i i think jerry is like okay gun to my head hey francis create manufactured content that is funny and viral okay i don't know that i'm able to come up with the p Steelers, I'm hanging myself in the bathroom, shit myself on the subway platform, any of the perfume or cologne reviews

that he does. I mean, the writer's room who told him to shit himself and get hard at a cologne is full of fucking Harvard Lampoon level geniuses. What are we talking about? Come on, guys. It doesn't matter. is full of fucking harvard lampoon level genius what are we talking about come on guys like it doesn't matter however he came up with it it worked it fucking worked and it was hysterical can we just take it at face value why does it matter how much time he spent working on it

that's what he presented to the world. We loved it. It was hysterical. Hooray. Celebration. Celebration. That man is funny. To Jersey Jerry. I love Jersey Jerry.

So wait, so are you going in on the nicest list? Nicest list. Because every time I bring it up, I don't even know what it is i got your nicest list right here the nicest list i gotta say i haven't figured out the order yet i have not figured out the order yet but i can give you kind of top half of the list bottom half of the list and i am excluding a certain number of people who to me don't need recognition of course and by the way

you're on that list because you are so adept you're so uh good at what you do and you get paid enough that i just don't think you need the credit um and and it's you on the exemption list. Dave, Big Cat, Caleb, Roan, Brianna, Chicken Fry, Fran, Ria, Erica. So mostly chicks. I think that's the list. It's like a group of people who are just so they're the pillars of this company. people who are just so they're the pillars of this company we all know they are the people we we get behind and who who are the reason we're paid so let's just let's just you know this to me let's call it an unsung heroes list i guess i guess but it's not quite unsung heroes it's just like the less obvious list to me this list is i i would put

will compton at the top of the list okay i think time for us to sing a hero bro the year that these people have had will compton okay top of the list will compton has harnessed a viral segregation moment. 30 million views on Twitter. And made it fun for everyone in 2023. When and how can you create a segregation moment in this day and age and not have anyone be like fuck this guy kill him he's bringing back the woolworth counter with this one brother he did it in a way dude i watched the video of him actually drafting the two teams by the way if you're not familiar wilt there was a mendenhall uh it was like fuck the pro bowl let's create a black versus white

uh best players in the nfl uh draft and have them play each other and then um will compton ran with it and actually drafted well he drafted the white team the gall to refer even quickly to the black offense. He was like, we got to get these boys. We got to stop these boys to call black people boys in any way and get away with it he also said it'd be like a black guy going it'd be like a black guy going to Harvard like at first you might be like what the heck and then like you'd be like

wow he's actually the smartest guy here in what world would you be like what the heck I wouldn't touch this with a 10 foot penis I truly wouldn't and I admire the fuck not to mention he won surviving barstool he was the runaway winner will compton to me what a year what a what a fucking star i love all right i got uh i gotta say kelly keegs i say Kelly Keegs. Got to tip the cat to Keegs.

To me, Kelly Keegs, fearless. Absolutely fearless. I have texted her time and again when she has just tackled people that I would consider off limits. You know, she doesn't care who she's fucking going at. She says, I have an issue with that. I'm going to tweet about it. Kelly Keegs, hat tip to you.

Fearless, great writer. Not afraid. There's nobody who's off limits. She's fair. She's an equal opportunity hater. I admire the fuck out of Kelly Keegs. I think she's very, very good at her job she also is like the best type of new york woman yeah you know what i mean like a very new york woman

where it's like uh get out of my i'm walking here type of energy where it's like no i'm not gonna fucking back down because you're my fucking face type of shit right she just has that consistent energy dresses to the nines. Phenomenal style. Great attitude. Got her first credit card this year. She's at the New York office. She's a present. She's a fixture. She's the president.

Huge admiration for Kelly Keegs. Next. I'm going to throw Kirk Minahan on the list. Again, this is performance for this year. I think Kirk Minahan on the list. Again, this is performance for this year. I think Kirk Minahan won the dozen. He established himself not just as a local Boston sports radio host. This is a cervic-biting, cynical guy who had a very like diehard local radio following i think he has branched out and won the favor um in a very polarizing way but like uh of the broader barstool audience

amazing golfer amazing personality on camera not afraid again to just say like give me the smoke give me the fucking smoke. I want it all. I'll take anybody on. I'll call Dave out. I'll say I have an issue with this. I admire that. I really do.

I think Kirk Minahan has had a monster year. So impressed with what he's done. Obviously, I've been on the losing end of Kirk, and I still respect the fuck out of what he's done. You and Che's daughter both. Yeah. Next on the list. I got Frankie Borelli.

Wow. I got Frankie Borelli. Frankie Borelli, I hate to say it. I don't hate to say it. I think he's become the face of foreplay. I really do. Well, just because his face is fucking massive. But I think he's like, you know, he is the dynamic personality of that golf channel.

They've built a monster. Riggs deserves so much of the credit for being the mastermind, the architect, the visionary behind it all. the visionary behind it all, but none of it happens without Frankie Borelli just sort of stepping out, not being afraid to say, fuck the typical tone of YouTube golf. I'm going to make edgy jokes.

I'm going to be personable. I'm going to be vulnerable. I'm going to rally behind Trent, a mediocre golfer. Let's make this breaking 90 series a monster hit. It has become so. Frankie also has become a sensational golfer himself.

He is a stick, an unbelievable golfer. I've spent a lot of time with these guys. I think Frankie is the face of foreplay. I love him. I think he's the guy that I watch for. i love riggs too i love dan rapaport i love trent i love being with those guys but i i gotta say i think frankie is the one driving that boat next uh i got caitlin walker jesus christ sass is fucking taking l after l he's on this list you got fucking caitlin walker ahead of Sass. I got Caitlin Walker,

sister of Brandon Walker. I have been on so many goddamn fucking trips this year, and we have had to shuffle flights. We've had to change flights, and she has been on it before we even had to text her. Unbeknownst to me, someone was like, hey, Caitlin,

there's bad weather rolling into the Bahamas. Any chance you can flip us to an earlier flight and without knowing it i had seven emails hey your navon flight has been canceled you're uh you are now switched from uh delta airlines to american airlines but you're using your here's making sure that my uh traveler number, I've got a TSA pre-check on every flight. I've got my rewards miles crediting to my account. My status is growing across multiple airlines. All of that. Thanks to Caitlin Walker.

She never seems to take a moment off. Huge credit to Caitlin Walker. Next little Sasquatch seventh on the list. I got to throw him. I i gotta throw him a bone i don't think there is a better words to laughs ratio than little sasquatch kb uh no swag is up there i think there are very few people who have said fewer and been funnier than little Sasquatch. And also he's on death's door because he lives inside an apartment where there are active dead mice and he gets no type of fumigation. You're not wrong.

Cross breeze. So it's almost like a make a wish foundation when they have the Shriners Hospital little kid being like, please, please give us some money. little kid being like please please give us some money that's literally little sasquatch on this list where he is going to die and we'd be remiss if we didn't give him his flowers while he's still alive we owe him we might not get the chance next year if he doesn't move apartments his radiator is going to explode and he is going to suck in whatever fucking distemper or fucking giardia that the fucking rats in New York are carrying. He's going to simply breathe those up like a feral fucking dog. We need to mix some fucking anti fucking whatever. Anti depressions, anti nausea, anti anxiety, anti everything.

We need to mix it into his factor meals and trick him like we're giving fucking a pet food. Create that witch's brood to keep our boy alive. He's 22 this year. So was Taylor Swift when she made a great album. It sounds like he's behind. It is beyond belief how young this young

prodigy is. And yet he carries himself with the maturity of an octogenarian pigeon feeding stooped uh trench coat wearing uh new yorker slipping off my lap as i snooze on a park bench man he is a young man who wants to be old more than anything. And yet he continues to make me laugh, perhaps more than anyone else I know at this company. And you know what the tragedy is? He probably won't even make it to be old. Yeah.

He'll probably die before he even gets to be old. It's a sprint. It's a sprint to the grave for a little Sasquatch. And yet I do think he is one of the funniest people around. Okay, hit me with the rest of the list because I got to skedaddle back to Philly. So rip these last three.

Alright, the rest of the list. I got Clemmer on my list. I really do. Damn, as the one in number 10? No, I don't know. Again, no particular order. I haven't quite figured that. I'll just say he's skinny as fuck. I think Clemmer has had an unbelievable year.

I think Clemmer is hysterical. I think he outkicks his coverage. I think he's super funny. And I love everything he says. Everything I'm on him with. The tone of his voice. The pitch of his voice. Makes me laugh.

Like a fucking... You're tuning a kazoo. Yeah. I think Clemmer is super funny. I think Gia Mariano is great. Fran's sister. She transitioned from a production role to a blogging role and has consistently found herself towards the top of the weekly blogging list. She knows what hits.

She's got a good tone in her writing. She's been incredibly helpful to me with TikTok. I have brought to her many times a TikTok that I hope to have edited, and she can fly through that edit with... It's mind-boggling to me. Tommy Smokes, obviously. I think Tommy Smokes is up there. What a year.

Guy is absolutely prolific. he just keeps surging and pushing his own ceiling north um everything he does you do a lot of work with him i think i think this is an obvious choice i do do a lot of work for him yeah so i i think tommy smokes is is is very deserving of of having a gold star for the year. And that might be my... Let's do a top nine. We don't have to do a top ten. Top nine is perfect. Was that nine? I think so. That's my nine.

Perfect. And again, I'm excluding... That's your front nine. I'm excluding like equity windfall winners. I'm excluding fights, you, Caleb. Me, fights, and Caleb. None of us got it. Oh, you're saying in addition to the equity win fall guys. I'm excluding you guys. In addition. Yeah. I think that

you guys are just so automatic and so important that hopefully you get the credit you deserve in contract pre-negotiations. You didn't do a bro you don't have i'm gonna give you the money back so what dude you don't have to be given a hundred dollars to this tga giving a fucking

oh yeah of course everybody does but but that jesus christ tech tech guy andrew that was so nice of you yeah well i'm gonna give you that money back bro because you don't have to do that shit oh man that was so nice of you bro you truly didn't have to do that tga yeah but he's not even gonna get that dude oh man you're the fucking man for that that was so nice of you um who's that go to that's what we were talking about that before i think it goes to like the youtube people that couldn't get surviving barcelona to even stay on youtube i think that's a worthy cause. Yeah, they need it. You're the fucking man. What a fucking nice

guy. All right. To end the show quick, quick couple words on the Eagles. They fucking suck an entire fucking dick, dude. They could make a dick disappear in one inhale just to fucking gasp. The fucking Eagles suck so bad and it's fucking shitty, bad

and annoying and times are tough. I need to find a new hobby. But hang on a second. That wasn't that wasn't a despairing loss. They've lost three in a row. Okay. But they're not getting blown out. Yes, they were.

They got blown out by the Cowboys and they got blown out by the fucking 49ers. Things happen. The Bills have flipped their season from being a very mediocre team. It got blown out by the Cowboys and they got blown out by the fucking 49ers. Things happen. The Bills have flipped their season from being a very mediocre team. It's the end of the season. Okay. My point being like, yeah, you want to peak at the right time. But I do think who I mean, how like how injured are the are the Eagles?

Not that injured. They're not that injured. They have no excuse. They're not that injured. They have no excuse. They could kind of coast. Let's call this their we're protecting our guys implicitly. I can't lie to myself anymore.

Until the end of the season, they're going to be fine. They're going to make the playoffs. Good thing is I'm a mercurial guy. If they win next week, I'll be back on top. Yeah. What do you think they finish at? I don't fucking

know. 12-5? No. I mean, they should win the next three games or they should have won this last game. Is it 17 games? That's how many games you play? 13-4 is my prediction. 13-4 would be a phenomenal season.

Yeah. I think they finish at 12 and five and nobody has ever been mad at a 12 and five season right what's your complaint about a 12 and five season that we lost to the biggest that that will have mean that we lost four of our last six games again i think okay call it a limp into the playoffs who gives a shit everything resets dude you know what happens to fucking animals that limp they get shot in the back of the fucking head all right that's the show guys appreciate you and uh we'll see you on monday merry christmas to all and to all merry christmas