Son of a Boy Dad - The Cave | Son of a Boy Dad #195

Episode Date: April 30, 2024

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Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yep. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Monday, April 29th. We are here live from HQ3. Much to talk about.

I caught a big fish this weekend. Roan tried to fight one of the most beloved people in Hollywood. And Francis performed in the Pitch Black in Baltimore. Actually, a pretty good rundown. For the Pitch Black in Baltimore. I did, yeah.

Let's start with your fish. Oh, we don't have to start with that. I thought that was such a funny video of you trying to present it and then losing it. It's classic. Yeah, it's tough to do. Those things are fucking slippery. And you can't grab them by the jaw like you can bass. Because it'll break their jaw.

That was a trout? That was a rainbow trout, yes. Wow. Wild, wild rainbow trout. I thought it was disrespectful that you posted that in the middle of the film festival. Yeah. I thought that was really just an posted that in the middle of the film festival. Yeah. I thought that was really just an incredible lack of awareness.

I know. I was thinking the same thing. That's why I posted it. What if you had won best film? Yeah, I should have for that fucking motion picture. Best supporting actor to the fish. Yeah. That was a great day. People are saying that you staged that, that you could have easily held on to the fish,

but it was like Hank's hot dog video in that Game Time ad where it just falls out of the bun. Yeah, no, it was. Trust me, I would have rather gotten just a normal photo. That's what I was going for. Definitely wasn't going for a video of me dropping it. What do you mean you were going for a photo, though, if you were recording the video? A video, yeah. You were going to take a still from that?

Well, I wasn't going to set up a timer. The camera was leaning up against a rock in the middle of the river i wasn't gonna do like a timed camera so you're gonna take a still i was gonna do a video and then just screenshot the video yeah and you can still do that what do you mean you had it in your hands for a second oh i tried it uh that it doesn't look good it's me being like oh no yeah but uh yeah there were some people that were like yeah you didn't like he lost the fish it was like no i had the fish i caught the fish yeah fish was in the net how long do what's the statute of limitations on a fish like if i was gonna eat that fish i would have eaten i would have been able to eat the fish how

like we could have got it back in there. Could have got like back to the- Oh, no. It escaped fully. But I had it in the net. Like I have a video of it in the net. Was that fish big enough to take home? Oh, easily.

You can take those home from the river? You're actually not supposed to take home- Those little puny ones. No, those are the ones you are supposed to take. The limitations, there's like, I don't know what what it is in jersey but certain rivers like what we're going in wyoming this summer it's like if it's over 18 inches you're not allowed to keep it right because those are the old ones i was striper fishing out past montauk a couple summers ago and i caught like a 49 pounder no and i was like this is amazing it's the biggest thing ever

yeah and it was too big yeah you're not allowed to keep those all the fish we caught were too big yeah i don't know what was going on that it was late in the season so why is that the rule i think it's literally just for people to enjoy fishing so someone else can catch that someone else can catch a big no that's not it it. No, that's what you would think. A lot of those rules are literally for... Or are those just the bulls that will have the most fish sex? Like the women fish love those fish so they could just get dicked down by the fucking... Yeah, it could be that.

And they're of a certain age where they've aged into the right to die the way they want to die. Yeah, they can go peacefully. They can have physician-assisted suicide. Yeah. Yeah. die yeah they can go peacefully they can have physician-assisted suicide yeah yeah but the guy that chartered our fishing group uh after we had i had fought this thing tooth and nail fin and fist and finally got it in and he put it back in the water to release it after weighing it realizing we couldn't take it home and it it just rolled over onto its back.

And he kept trying to, he knew what he was doing, you know, run water through it and have us move and I guess reteach it to swim. But ultimately it didn't. And it continued to roll over, which meant that it was going to die. And I said, well, if it's just going to do that, then we might as well grab it again and bring it home. Yeah. So that if it's going to die, we can eat it. And he said, if we get pulled over by Harbormaster with that fish in our boat, they won't believe what happened. And we can't risk that. You couldn't even film it? What if you filmed it? We're like, Harbormaster,

look at this video evidence. I never thought of that. And I should have done. Now now there's like weird rules about that too filming fish yeah no no about what you need to release like that's like a big thing like i saw a video the other day of a dude who caught a fish and it died and the and some dude was like you gotta throw it back and he's like it's dead and they're like you gotta throw it back still well yeah because then it then it's food for the other fish i have no idea they deserve silly to sort of eat their own more than we do i guess that could be a thing but do you think that uh you would even want to eat a fish that was on the precipice of death cancer running through its fish veins like is that even a good healthy fish that

you'd like to eat it's a good question i don question. I don't know. I don't know anything about actually eating the fish. What we would do... I've only ever done catch and release. When we would eat... In years past, we'd always done that charter out there. And it's such a fun day. And we caught a few that were the right size. And we would bring them to this Chinese food place in Montauk.

And it's sort of a hole-in-the-wall, dingy place. And you bring... They swap it out for a cat? You bring the fish fillets in, in bags on ice, from having caught them that morning, and they turn it into General Tso's sea bass. Really? General Tso's bass.

That's crazy. And it's the most delicious thing you will ever eat in your entire life they definitely just have the bass in the wok ready to go and they're just like swapping it out and eating what you freshly caught yeah they might very well have taken it out the back and sold it at the fish market yeah absolutely no it was so fresh got that shit in a freezer put in a big mountain on we have a great ploy yeah that that one that i got was uh it was great biggest trout i've ever caught it was um it was like 17 or 18 inches imagine throwing that over a grain bowl oh with some sweet potatoes with some farro and a fucking arugula salad oh yeah yep got it on the

white woolly bugger no big deal the fuck is that that's what i had you throwing in uh in new york that's your stick you had a black woolly bug and they just it just uh didn't do anything no it was crazy getting cat that was my first time ever catching a trout on a streamer and it is an experience because it's like it's just like this little thing and it just imitates like a minnow or like a bait fish yeah and you're you're you're stripping it in super fast and then all of a sudden it just feels like you just hit like a fucking log. And then it's just. And then I just battled it, battled it up to the top. How long did it take you to reel it in?

15 seconds. Oh, that's it? Good battle. She put up a hell of a fight though. Damn good fight. I think when I fought that that bass it was probably 20 minutes yeah well mine was not 49 pounds so there that could have been the i don't think you would have been able to do what i did i know you wouldn't have been able to do

what i did because i brought you to do what i did and you couldn't yeah but you set up my lines for failure so that i set up your lines for success crown that you could preserve the crown of being the only fisherman who catches fish. And what about the seasons? Wasn't it less in season than it is now? Not in season at all. There's no seasons for trout, brother. We weren't even supposed to be fishing.

It's always in season. That's not true. Where do you think they're going? They're still there. No, they're not. Yes, they are. They don't stock the rivers until around this time. Lies.

That's actually true. That river we were fishing, the Housatonic, they hadn't stalked it yet. The one that I go to, they stalk all year round. Also, the one that I caught was not stalked. It was wild. How do you know? The fins were intact still. I don't know.

I don't really know, but the people that I do know that know said it was wild. That were with you? The Mexicans. Who'd you show it? Oh, you showed the video to someone and they said that's a wild one? Yeah. Ah. I think they were probably just trying to make you feel better.

No. Because couldn't it have been one that was stalked last year but didn't get caught and so grew out of its house pet? No. Domesticity? Was it feral? Did it have horns? It it did okay then there you have it what are some slang words for a rod for a rod yeah i call it my wand wand is good yeah

anything else that we could throw around fish stick do they even do they even use slang do fishermen use slang? Yeah. Did you not see my tweet, the grip and grin? That was hilarious. No one seemed to pick up on that. Is that slang, though? Or are you creating slang?

No, that's not. I didn't create that. I heard that, and I thought it was the funniest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, I'd love to get some fish and slang. The grip and grin. What does it mean? Like a photo. Oh.

Nice. I love when you're more tickled by things than anybody else griffin grin is hilarious because the people that say that they're dead serious they're not joking which makes it funnier the grip and grin gotta get my grip and grin you gotta grip and grin my fish and flick yeah terrible day leading up to that i believe it awful. Awful. Lost like 15 flies, dropped my jewel in the water. Last cast is when I got it. And then I did one more cast after and the woolly buggers came flying off my line, reeled it in, went home. What happened when you dropped your jewel?

Did you dry it out in the sun on a rock? Yeah. Tried it out. Yeah. She's still working fine. Same one? Yeah. Resilient.

Yeah. Great product. Got to give a shout out to those guys over at jewel they really know what they're doing dude i saw a vape this weekend called the miley 9000 love that love that piece have you seen that oh yeah very familiar it's like a double wide trailer yeah it's this fucking big dude they got ones that have like instagram reels on them now this one did this one had wi-fi yeah it was insane i never saw anything like it there was like a qr code on it yeah they got like gps's on them the miley night that you and you don't want to lose it it's probably so damn expensive now the my and i guess

that means there's 9 000 hits in the sun yeah walking down the sidewalk behind someone who's smoking one of those things is insane yeah the fact that people still use those is crazy to me like the big box one no it wasn't a big box one though this was like the shape like a puff bar but uh was had the the chassis of a full fucking yeah a buick yeah it was insane like the i saw someone hit it and then it like wafted into another conversation and a guy got hit in the face with it and it knocked his neck back the cloud fucking took him off his square i could never seen anything like it yeah that'll happen it was incredible.

I was at the Fight for Fire, or the Timmy Klein Foundation, this firefighter who passed away a couple years ago. Yeah. I was at his benefit yesterday. Yeah. And they were fucking ripping the jewels. Country music.

There was an 80-year-old guy with a lasso. That's awesome. Fucking sweet. It was cool. A city slicker with a lasso. Yeah. I've never seen one of those before. A little country, a little vape.

Perfect Sunday. Perfect Sunday. The sun was fucking beaming down. It was fucking beautiful, dude. It's hot as balls out today. Not a fan. I did a workout outside today. It was great.

Yeah? Wow. What time? Nine. Nine? Something like that. The sun was beating, though. Yeah. Where did you do it?

At that park across from Devotion.'s beaten though. Yeah. Where'd you do it? At that park across from Devotion. Oh, yeah. Yeah. With that little track around it. Little track and then like doing pull-ups outside. Damn. Like, you know... You can't do pull-ups, bro.

True. I was just standing underneath it fucking huffing and puffing, waiting for a fucking jacked up dude from the hood to see me. The dudes that come by there do the most insane workouts oh yeah it's unbelievable prison style a dude was hanging by white guy too which fucking shocked me he was hanging by one foot crooked over it and the other side just dangling off and i don't even know what the workout was but he was just hanging upside down by a knee it was so fucking impressive and he was beautiful rocked up body yeah i like those bodies love a good bod incredible slender

good body yeah love a good rock trim but very very hard very lean very hard i couldn't fucking believe it two more white guys on the fucking pull-ups they're gentrifying the fucking pull-ups in new york how crazy is that oh yeah the the white man has gentrified the pull-up beyond belief. Now they're doing all those weird sorts of flagpole hangs and stuff. Yeah, you see a white guy doing that thing where he lifts his body up and just holds it over the bar and kind of looks around. Yeah. Like he's peeking, looking for a book. Yeah, like a groundhog.

Or he's looking for a baseball that he hit over a fence. Yeah. I see it. or doing like the steps the sand yeah yeah it's pretty cool it's extremely cool it is the sandlot would have been like a 15 minute movie if they had one of those guys as the lead actor yeah but they were coming up with like robots and shit to try and get over. Fucking fools. Dumbasses. That movie's so unrealistic. So unrealistic.

They got to remake it. Those little boys could never hit a home run like that. A jacked ass white dude. Yeah, 15 minutes. Make it a short. Make it a comedic short. But the dudes in the hood who do that shit are the most impressive athletes that are just like, I'm going to do 200 pull-ups in six minutes or something like that

it's so fucking sweet i love their bodies i love those guys bodies so bad they make muscle ups look like the easiest thing ever you know what a muscle up is when they pull up and then into a dip i used to have dreams where i would just be banging out muscle ups really yeah you've talked about i've talked about it before just i would have dreams where i would just be right i would be like i'm gonna try a muscle up and then i just do like 30 of them like wow these are way easier than i thought they would be and i wake up and i couldn't even do fucking 80 pounds on lateral pull downs i'll switch to close grip i'll feel better about a close grip i did some lat pull downs this morning

yeah my wife said she saw you up in the gym i did only see her as she was leaving she said she left because she uh was intimidated by how how good you work out that's not it there's no way you have an intense workout regimen i've that you got you're being kind you'll load 135 onto the bar and start doing uh decline sit- on it. It's fucking impressive as hell. I've seen you do that. I've seen him do this. I swear to God. It's not 135.

It's the 35-pound crooked bar. I think it's only 35 or 45 pounds. But I do do that. That's a good one. It's incredible. It's so impressive. I like that one. But today, I've gotten into some mobility

stuff hip and uh lower back that is really because i've had a lot of lower back pain so i'm trying to hit up my boy d cliff yes who's that he's the he was the hut in yak basketball he has me on all the mobility stuff i'd like to get into some mobility shit. I'm so tired of having pain. The worst. Tired of pain. That's why you need those fucking sweet-ass oxy-gates. Yeah, you got to get some oxys and just hit the gym pain-free. Just drooling out of your mouth.

Yeah. Feeling so good. Did you see the story of that pitcher in baseball who made his MLB debut at 31 years old? No. who made his MLB debut at 31 years old because he had been a prospect when he was a young guy who had to undergo Tommy John surgery. And as he was rehabbing from that, he got hit by a car. And then it was another three years. And then he quit entirely and didn't think it would work and went to work as like a carpenter or something

like that or i don't know what and then all of a sudden one day he was just throwing a ball around and he realized he had no pain and he went to like a little workout and was still throwing in the 90s from the carpentry just reset his body yeah i don't know exactly what it was but the story was insane but and then and then he made his mlb debut that's so crazy how your body can reset by just doing some good old-fashioned blue collar work i know oh yeah manual labor i thought about this in that is imagine how nice it would be if your job was your workout so that you didn't have to work out amazing job that's like how humans are intended to be probably right we're so sedentary that we have to like go to this artificial place and like

pull on things so we can trick our body into thinking that we've had a productive lifestyle yeah it's so preposterous yeah but then there's the real working man, the field laborer, the fucking farmer, the carpenter, the steam fitter. Yeah. Those guys. The construction worker, the painter. I've been thinking about getting into steam fitting. It's just a hobby. Join local 420 as a hobby.

Yeah. It's good for ball busting. I mean, those guys are the best ball busters. Oh, yeah. Great chops on those guys. Funniest guys you'll ever meet, steam fitters. steam filters yeah great and the wells that they throw on oh my god imagine being able to weld like that i love like welding those posts on instagram of them of those guys being like they're like i want i i i decided i wanted to be funny in high school

so now i have to go to bed at 7 p.m every day i don't want to go to class in college so now i have to wake up at 3 a.m and do steam fitting get to work at 7 a.m and spend my first half hour in a porta potty so i can steal time from the man shout out to all our steam fitter listeners oh yeah we got a lot of them we do those are those are our brothers yeah i love i love um pipe pipe fitters too absolutely is that the same thing i think so really same union i think so i think if you're welding pipe well welders are different there's welders there's steam fitters and then there's pipe layers isn't there should i call one i know a little bit about land pipe yeah right i'm not sure about fitting

pipe never fits never fits it's always too small it's tough to lay it when it doesn't fit ever damn pipe is too small steam fitting i have literally never heard that ever sounds like steam punk like it sounds like it's a little bit close to wearing like a top hat and goggles to a fucking concert yeah i'll tell you what i know a little bit about steaming i steamed my clothes this morning did you i did really and i did end up wearing any of them why Why? Because, yeah, that's not a steamed shirt. This is not steamed. It's fresh out of the package. I steamed two shirts and then didn't wear them.

Where'd you get that shirt from? Old Navy. Nice. In Bakersfield, California. What made you decide to wear it today? His meeting. Did you have a special occasion? No, just it's too hot to wear a sweatshirt.

Right. And I'm too fat to wear short sleeves you can't wear a t-shirt i said that at this uh at this firefighter benefit yesterday i was like the groundhog fucking saw six more weeks of fucking long sleeve shirts for me it was bad news it is not a good time of year for big boys no just trying to skinny fat yeah trying to stretch that trying to stretch that long sleeve for a couple more weeks honestly big boys are in a new era with like how crop shirts are coming out oh yeah i saw a big boy walking down the street today a good old-fashioned big boy not a skinny fat big boy and he just had his belly out in a crop shirt

yeah like hanging over a belt yeah rippling beautiful beautiful just all that is man yeah you can't be doing that though if you're skinny fat no no it's a rough time of year for us skinny fat guys it's revolting yeah i wonder if people have been seeing you all winter going that's a skinny guy and then the summer comes around and there's a lot of surprises okay guys i've been lying for a while if you were wearing a sweatshirt and a jacket if you went to the beach with your friends would you go in the water yeah his friends you take your shirt off yeah oh okay and they make fun of me but you know they said they said on thursday night that i'm the fat guy in the crew yeah they said I'm the funny fat guy.

Because we were talking about that. We were talking about that Always Sunny episode where they said, where they're trying to find friends and they make the flyer. And they're like, we're looking for a funny fat guy who finds the humor in the little things. They don't know that you're really just doing fat mac though and then you put on the weight to be funny yeah this is a big bit that you're putting it you're putting it on healthily crushing a gallon of ice cream a night i've gotten stronger i've been back in the gym

and i've been doing uh just five by fives no i'm dead serious like i'm just as strong as i used to be but i haven't been going to the gym and it's because i realized i've just i've i've just carrying yourself i've gotten so much mass it's carrying your own weight i'm i'm my my arms are bigger than they've ever been yeah they're just flubby but they do lunch lady arms but oh yeah imagine how much a lunch lady could squat i didn't think i could bench 135 shit was too light i had to go up to 315 throwing it up clapping twice yeah yeah yeah it was a couple of those was squatting squatting is still a struggle but it feels good to squat rows rows i'm all over the place you do not want to see me rowing it's not a lot of form on that oh you're just jerking your body yeah yeah rows is like something

is going to explode in my body if i do one more rep why are you rowing because i'm doing strong lifts and i'm doing uh the program and i'm doing so it's you do pretty much three workouts five by five my squat form could not be more perfect i mean i watch myself in the mirror and i go you've always been a great i go my god that is a great form. Your form has always been textbook. Getting deep. Straight up, straight down, perfect back, perfect hips, perfect shoulders. Because a lot of guys, they don't go deep. I go deep.

Ass to grass. Ass to grass. You have your assholes scraping on the fucking gym floor. Exactly. And then my bench form could not be more perfect. And you also always, all your shoes are perfect for squatting. Exactly. These are my squat shoes.

Flat. Everything's flat as hell. Well, the thing is, I like to be barefoot, but I like to be feet on the ground. You're one of those guys. Oh, yeah. You don't do that? Not in a public gym where you leave wet footprints beneath your feet. That's true.

You do do that. You want to squat so hard that you're sweating through your soles. Yeah. And knowing you, your socks are probably very unhygienic. No, these are clean as hell. Oh, really? These aren't clean. They're not that clean.

I give them a B. They're not dirty. What do you do? You throw your socks out after you wear them? No, I don't squat in socks because my shoes are, and my feet are wet. That's how I know you're not a real lifter, bro. Or you can wear, what if I said I wore Olympic weightlifting shoes? Ooh.

Ooh! That would definitely change my opinions. There's nothing better than just getting a good squat in, though. Just feet on the soil. Yeah, it's grounding. Yeah. Efron used to talk about that. I like my feet to be connected to the earth while I'm squatting.

But once you get on the D-Cliff program, he's going to tell you about the dangers of vanity lifting, about trying to get your squat and deadlift numbers so high just so you can satisfy something in yourself. It's going to hurt your mobility. It's going to hurt your mobility in the long run. Understood. My weakness right now is really in my forearms and my hands. You've got to do the Zotman curls. Yeah.

Reverse. I'm big into those. How long do you think you could hang from a bar for? 10 seconds. Come on. Dude, that's so much harder than I always think it is. 30 seconds? Isn't it crazy how every movie in the 90s involved a scene where somebody was hanging from a cliff or a helicopter?

Yeah. It made it seem like you were going to be hanging from a building if you just lived long enough oh yeah it was just a matter of time before you dangled off of the side of a balcony or some shit like that that used to be happening all the time yeah and then so or that it's even crazier that to think that someone could get pulled up from a fucking from yeah like just grab on wrist by wrist and get pulled all the way up do you know what kind of fucking strength that takes yeah my with the way my rows are going right now there's no way i could do that you couldn't pull someone off the side of the cliff no not even with two hands they'd be fucked yeah much less one hand yeah that's i guess what you're training for but even

like what's the biggest kettlebell that you could pull like that if you could pull one of your boys with one arm off of a cliff that means that you could you could probably row 315 for reps yeah you're magnus vant magnuson yeah you're world's strongest man if you do some shit like that exactly you're mr olympia if you could do some i guess there's probably a lot of adrenaline though if your boy's hanging off a cliff there is probably like i'm gonna get him up somehow i always thought that in batman begins they showed how that's done in the most realistic way do you recall in the very beginning of the movie to be honest i never saw the full batman begins oh yeah skipped right to the dark knight refresh me what happens is that which one

is which ones begins it's the first one it's the one with christian bale guy oh that's christian bale man what if batman begins it's the guy with the fucking mass oh the scarecrow the scarecrow that's his name killian murphy plays him um no it's uh liam neeson razal ghul that whole group the league of shadows and in the beginning they blow up the temple and they're sliding down the snow slope and he grabs liam neeson who's unconscious he grabs his arm and they get to the edge of the cliff and somehow he arrests his motion and he's holding him and then he does sort of a curl roll where he goes he gets it in here whatever and then rolls to bring him up that's more realistic look instead of just full-on curling an entire body up damn near every batman has what was there's another batman too yeah in

dark knight rises when bane when they're in the plane in the opening scene i remember they eject the plane and he holds on to the guy just by his arm yeah that shit's crazy and there's another batman where i think it's batman and robin where robin gets completely covered in like dirt and then you just see like batman fucking grab his wrists and just pulls him up yeah what kind of lat workouts is fucking batman doing what kind of rows is he doing? Batman's pretty jacked and so is Bane. He's got to be rowing 200 for reps. Batman? I mean, if he's picking up Robin

with his full suit on. Robin's a little twink-ass bitch. Bro, not fucking disparage Chris O'Donnell like that. I could pick up Robin with my fucking one hand. You could play Robin

if we're talking twink-ass bitches. I'm not a twink, bro. I'm a hunk. You could play Christopher Robin if we're talking twink-ass bitches. I'm not a twink, bro. I'm a hunk. You could play Christopher Robin. Wait, so... The guy who played Robin... When you guys talk about rows, are you talking about dumbbell rows?

No, I'm talking about barbell rows. Both hands. Both hands. I was talking about barbell rows yes both hands both hands oh i was talking about the dumbbell row like dumbbell rows are easy when you just put one one hand one like one knee on the bench yeah yeah that shit's easy that's a good that's a good one that's a good workout though yeah but i'm more i'm all about you're bent over it yeah and you're pulling it up yeah what and how much do you do i'd rather not say well that seems hard i you don't want to

reveal your strength to the public you want to keep them guessing you've said every other metric hey someone tries to try your ass on the street you there you go they don't know i packed a punch like this but you they don't know you packed a pull like that yeah i'll row your ass i'll pull you closer with little to no with little to no strength pull you in for a kiss the fight's over but i'm bringing you right back in. I'm pulling you in. Yeah, you're going to try and run away. Fucking Batman grabbing by the back and yank his ass in.

I'm all about compound lifts these days. I love how the two skinniest, fattest dudes on the show are the ones. This is one of the phases we go through on this show. Oh, a lot. Francis, I don't know if you've been in this phase since you've returned to the show of us just talking about lifting when playing season comes to a close we start talking about lifting and fitness you gotta you gotta talk lifting that's it originally was a lifting podcast truly it really was oh man we got bryce hall on

yeah and billy billy mccusker yeah that was how he was drawn to the show was our lifting talks he sent me his workout program he's pretty jacked right yeah it's huge because he's a painter yeah there you go he's a podcaster he's a jacked podcaster who paints as a hobby from time to time i wonder if he maintained his strength like when was his peak i don't know spade is definitely fucking jack too bro there's no doubt in my mind that guy could fucking pull someone out of the rubble absolutely he needed to well those guys like fall from fucking 10 story buildings and just get get up and go back to work yeah they bounce like a goddamn harry potter character

was spud the one that fell off of a building yes and like hurt himself why do i have a headache yeah and then just went back to work the next day he fell off of like a five-story building damn did you guys see the video of that uh youtuber who was on a parachute with a motor on it and fell from 85 feet no it's It's amazing. Did they live? They lived. I need to find this just to show it to you. It's only funny because they lived. 85 feet is high.

But is that five stories? How high is that? That's at least five stories. Isn't it 10 feet a story? Probably, yeah. Having so much fun that sound he made wait wait wait keep it going

let me see it from this angle. Ah! Did he get super injured? Yeah. I guess based off that sound, right? Oh, man! That sound is crazy he's fine and he's laughing about it hey sir call 9-1-1 and he's like i think that's what i'm confused by Fused by... This is tough to watch, Roan.

We can cut it. We don't have to cut it. I'm just more curious about what he injured. Alright. When he describes it to 911 though, he's like, I'm on a motorized paraglider. They're seen enough. Have you ever been? When he describes it to 911, though, he's like, I'm on the motorized paraglider. They're like, what are you doing? He's trying to say the technical terms for it.

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my lunchbox while running to class on my first day of school the steering called i just tripped over my lunchbox it was really embarrassing we're going 14 miles an hour it was super embarrassing if i fall from like four feet that's how like if i fall from my height that's the sound that i'm falling is a nightmare not knocking the wind out of yourself you'll be like yeah knocking the wind i've not i had the wind knocked out of me a couple times and that's that's always uh it's just like noises. You make sounds you can't help yourself. Yeah. Sound like you're throwing up. Yeah.

Is there a psychological thing where like the moaning makes you feel better? Probably not. It's probably just an instant reaction. I didn't cry, though. When I broke my arm, I didn't cry. I just let out screeches like that. Yeah. While a group of kids surrounded me.

I know. And I was just like... Was it a group of kids surrounded me and i was just like was it a compound fracture yes really the boat oh no no no no it was not it was uh they had to re-break my arm though why because it was broken in multiple places and it was out of lines they had to re-break it in the hospital to put it back into place they're probably like this shit isn't even broken so if you want the valor at school we're gonna have to break this for you i didn't think it was broken because i got up and it was like i was walking with it in a sling and it felt fine but then i went to the hospital and i got x-rays and they were like yeah no it's it's fucking destroyed do you think that the severity of that break is what has made it harder

for you to catch fish? No. Because that was – I don't even remember which arm I broke, to be honest. It had to have been my right arm. You don't think that that might contribute to why there have been so many days lately that you've gotten skunked? No. I don't know how that would have anything to do with that. I think there's probably like a mobility thing or maybe there's – No, because I masturbated my way back into full strength, if not more strength.

You're like the construction worker who went back to baseball yeah exactly like the carpenter yeah yeah just a couple years working on wood yeah and you're good to go because i was smart enough to know well i broke my right arm so obviously it's lacking in strength and then when i started masturbating probably in sixth grade i said i want to go with my weaker arm so that over time it'll become stronger than my left arm. Now this is my casting arm. And yet you're a lefty? Yes. So you're sure you broke your right hand? Positive. Because you just said a moment ago, I'm not sure which arm I broke. No, I'm positive because I went back to school and I was writing fine. Ah. How is that your writing motion? What would you prefer my writing motion to be? This?

It just looked like jerking off you fucking philly dumbasses that's probably how you write and fucking that's how you learned how to write in philly just like this look mom it's a kid i used to draw i used to draw my mom a picture every day when she dropped me off at kindergarten i didn't want her to go i was miserable i was too young for school it might have been it might have been preschool and i hated it and every day i would draw her a picture before she left and it was always the same thing it was always a cave and i would just do big circles with a crayon holding it like this and then i would sign it and i wrote my entire name in capitals except for the i which i did under case

oh that's cute and i would hand it to her and i know i don't know what she did with it throw them away what do you think it means that a child would draw so many caves i think that's like some plato shit i think i was in hell that was my own personal hell what's plato's cave it's like there's like a projection of a person and then like the projection is what the world sees or some shit like that it's like someone dancing in front of a fire and then like the light of the fire projects it and that's what the people outside of the cave see interesting i wonder what the fuck plato is getting at i'm not that up to speed on plato i'm not either i actually got in trouble for plagiarism in college

writing my plato essay really yeah plato is a toy that children play with that's mushy took everything off the internet i didn't think but i i didn't take it off the internet i googled the questions and i wrote the answers and they were like well you got these answers from the internet and it was like yeah no shit i thought those were the right answers what were they it was an essay it was an essay on it was in my philosophy class and they said they were like well it's not in your they were like it's not your own takes and i'm like but isn't there only one right like i don't understand philosophy they were like well this is someone

else's answers and i was like how is there a right answer or wrong i guess there's like that's probably what they wanted you to get at that's philosophy i guess there's like a thousand different answers yeah you need to interpret a little bit yeah so that was stupid i didn't actually i wasn't like copy and pasting and fucking right if this if this comes up again i would tell you that even just changing a few words into your own voice is probably a safe strategy that's what i did doesn't sound like it. I downloaded Grammarly, and I downloaded the teacher's plagiarism checking option. I submitted it, and there was 0% plagiarism. And then they turned it in or some shit, and mine was like 90% plagiarism.

If you're plagiarized checking your own work, there's a pretty good chance that you've... That is plagiarized. Plagiarized. That is a good point yeah but i've always done that i just did that growing up yeah because you were plagiarizing yeah but like not fully plagiarizing i was plagiarizing so little that on grammarly it came up that i had zero percent plagiarism and then another software said i had a hundred percent plagiarism i guess there's like a different one for philosophy teachers these thoughts aren't his own fucking dumb ass class kids got expelled from our school

constantly for our plagiarism high school or college college it happened so much that's because in harvard if you like i feel like i always hear like famous stories about people getting expelled from harvard for plagiarism. Yeah. I mean, it was sort of the number one thing. There was a class. That and racist memes. I heard he got expelled because he had such poor attendance at the protests.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. He barely made it to any protests. Yeah. They kicked his ass out. I walked by an NYU protest the other night and it's just like like white girls dropping it down, just twerking at a protest. Come on. Swear to God.

Dancing in the streets. I saw the tent city that they erected at Columbia, and I'll be honest with you, it doesn't look great. No. You would have thought that students of that means would have bought better tents. Some Columbia outdoors wear yeah that guy i watch on instagram who goes to the alaskan wilderness oh yeah outdoor boys is that him yeah the guy with the glasses yeah he needs to go to columbia yeah show them how to set up a show them how to create proper shelter yeah although i think they're about to be national guarded out aren't they all going online

like all the classes at columbia are going online that's right people are uh they're demanding their money back because they're like we didn't sign up for online yeah but they should have an online tent making class but i guess that's the kind of thing you need to do person that's his name that guy yeah luke i watch his videos too i like his videos. Maybe you were really into the song The Cave by Mumford & Sons. That is a good song, and I have been listening to that. How does that one go? It's empty in the valley of your heart. The sun, it rises slowly as you walk away from all this pain.

I know the thing of being alone. That's a banger. The sun, it rises. The harvest left no food for you to eat. That's a banger. The harvest left no food for you to eat. Over their head. You cannibal, you meat eater. I'm big into like the Mumford and Sons and like the Lumineers. I like their little, their gay little antics. And I will hold on.

Yeah, the clapping. And then I like the Lumineers. i like your overalls banjos hey yeah in every song yeah i know they have the one song hey ho hey or whatever it is but they do that people go to their shows to hey ho yeah that's what you want to do it's like they're like they're hip-hop hooray over there yeah those songs when you're on a long drive those songs will wake you right up. Get you passionately singing. You get a fucking speeding ticket. And I will hold on hope. And I will let you

choke on that noose around your neck. And I'll find strength in pain. Truly, those songs will really get you, they'll wake you up. Way more than like I clocked you going 125 miles an hour I was listening to The Cave

I was listening to a Mumford & Sons song That came out 10 years ago Our speeding camera has you clapping along Driving with your knees Hey ho hey ho this is a way of uh soliciting a prostitute yeah yes not to be confused with the way that little people solicit prostitutes hi ho hi ho damn good very good should have let you i sassed you right there no i wanted you to bring it home i sassed you no no when you do it

there's an appreciative smirk on your face when he does it he does it to show that he could have thought of it to get to the base first exactly yeah like a hit and ball saw that coming from a mile away it should be competitive you should want your jokes you should want your jokes to be unique enough that i can jump in and go should be comedy sports yes i saw i saw a comedy sports van driving around milwaukee last time i was in milwaukee what is that is state 1989 what is comedy sports i think it's like competitive improv oh and they have vans what the fuck do they have vans for they're saying improv is making a comeback no i don't know no aren't they opening or didn't they open a second city in brooklyn they did yeah i went to the

oh yeah you went first or second night of it second city i think second city in chicago is like done right i don't know i know they do like classes and shit there you never did improv right god no i did it big time. I was into it. I knew that shit was lame from the beginning. From Rit. It is beneficial. All right, can we get a location?

Can we get a skin disease? Psoriasis. Eczema. Big Cat said he did an improv class when he was in Chicago and he said he thought it made him less funny. I don't think it's

a good thing for funny, but it is a good thing for acting. That's where it helped. For living truthfully under imaginary circumstances. Exactly, yes. Yes. Yes, and. Improv joke.

Clemmer. That was an improv reference. Clemmer is a big improv head. Never do that again. Yeah. I wanted to feel the texture of that fucking mesh shirt. What is it? Does it look how it,

does it feel how it looks? Looks like fucking flax. Looks like a burlap sack. Rip that thing apart and sprinkle it on some fucking Greek yogurt. What is that shirt made of? A fucking basket?

You got a basket. Are you bringing sardines home from the bazaar most normal shirt of all like if one of you guys came in with this shirt i would not even look twice i wouldn't be like what the fuck is that fucking bullshit shirt i'm gonna sprinkle that on my on my fucking greek yogurt that looks like it would be a great topping on my grain bowl i don't put flax on top of my grain bowl that is a savory meal greek yogurt nasty slightly sweet i'm a big greek yogurt guy these days are you yeah flip the protein chobani chobani flips oh those are good the flip not enough yogurt though i'll be the first to say it i don't know that you are the first to make that if you're lucky you get three three scoops of yogurt three bites yeah well it's a scoop are you telling me it's more it's more flip than it i mean it's almost it's almost even it's almost just as much flip as it is would you almost say hey why don't you have some greek yogurt with

that topping exactly you'd make that joke yeah i would when almost say hey why don't you have some greek yogurt with that topping exactly you'd make that joke yeah i would when did they uh remember they used to have the fucking oreo with it was those a flip yes those were great those were at my house right now dessert that's not a that's yeah that is not a health food but when you're a child per serving brother if you go hard enough on the playground you could eat stuff like that and it was food that's my thought. You had to earn it. You look at children.

I was with my niece and nephew all weekend, and they're eating a lot of carbs. Processed carbs. A lot of pasta, a lot of bread. Have they listened to Huberman Labs? Yeah. These kids, you know... That's going to slow them down in the long run. I think it's probably the reason they end up having to take naps in the afternoon.

Well, they need to reset their microbiome yeah they need fecal transplant they need to have a fecal transplant from a skinny adult what you really got to do is get them on nootropics nootropics asap alpha brain ashwagandha exactly lion's mane mushroom purees if my kids aren't on lion's mane by the the time they're three, I've made a mistake. Call Child Protective Services. If they're not foraging their own Lion's Mane in their commune that they're living in,

they've made a massive mistake. They sell calming gummies in the airport now. Yes, all-in. Really? Have you seen? There's like multiple brands. They're as cheap as $8 and as expensive as $40. Yeah, it's literally just L-theanine. No, there's Lion's Mane. I'm begging you to come up with your own stack, please.

There's Lion's Mane in some of them. Some of these stacks are pretty advanced stacks. Big Nootropics is trying to fuck us out of the idea that we can't just come up with our own stacks for a significantly cheaper price. You're looking at me and i have not a clue what you're talking about you don't stack what is stacking stacking is like like alpha brain and all of these like brands it's just a stack of different nootropics that you can buy yourself and create it it's the same thing with pre-workout how people are like oh you're spending all this money on pre-workout where you can just go buy the individual ingredients yourself oh and people are doing that yeah i'm not no but that's what it is

it's like multi-vitamins when you just have you can just take the individual vitamins for cheaper and buy them in bigger quantities yeah but that that the whole point of taking the multivitamin is that i don't have to choke down a mouthful of vitamins. I remember one time in college, I was sitting with the hockey kids, and they all took tons of vitamins. And they would try to take them in one mouthful, and they'd have two fish oil pills, a multivitamin. That burp after that is... It's disgusting. The oregano oil mixed with the fish pill.

I don't take fish oil, but I could. I've always been able to take pills easily. What did you say? You don't take it, but you could? Yeah, well, I know some people are like, I can't take this. He knows where to find it. But I used to take Adderall just dry when I was growing up. You know, I looked at you and I thought, there's no way this dude can take fish oil.

I had written you off, too. Some dude, have you ever met someone who's like, I can't do it. It's just too big of a pill for me well most people i meet are like that yeah like yeah i can't do it i simply can't yeah the odds are stacked they have to take it with like yogurt they got to take it with a flip yeah they chop it up and fucking snort it hide it in a ball of peanut butter like i'm a labrador retriever have you ever cut open a fish oil just to see what it smells like no but i had loose fish oil i had un uncapped fish oil just to see what it smells like? No, but I had loose fish oil. I had uncapped fish oil that I would pour. That's disgusting.

Just drink it. It's mainlining. I don't want my stomach to have to break anything down. I want it straight in my veins. Yeah. I heard, where does the fish oil come from? Trout. But where in the fish?

Their skin. It's in their skin? I think so who's talking about these fucking like they discovered some ancient remedies that people took and part of it was fish oil but also part of it was like human oil i don't know i could i don't take human oil but i could yeah i could see you sucking down a human oil everybody says i can't you can't take human oil but i probably could when i go fishing i'll just take a big lick of the trout and throw it back that's my fish oil from the day just take a bite out of the trout and fucking send it on its way pound of flesh if we were to uh the three of us were to be on on um let's say

auction at like one of those tuna markets and someone was buying us to eat who would fetch the highest price from a food perspective me easily you think yeah younger well it's like to people it's like uh do you want a filet mignon a lean cut or do you want a fatty cut i don't think you want me a ribeye no you're a fucking yeah i'm tough i'm game yeah yeah i'm gonna be game no it's a lean cut i mean a t uh i'm a fatty cut a ribeye you're marbled yeah you're very marbled yes you're like so i'm so fatty i'm one of those fatty cuts that you actually got to remove some of the fat even though you like the fat this next lot has not exerted more than 14 calories of

energy over the last two weeks you're like an olive fed veal but it's red bull instead of fucking olives you're a prize goose for christmas yeah have you ever had the like strips of olive fed meat where you like taste the olive inside of them i think so yeah it's amazing olive loaf what's that olive loaf is pimentoed meat where they put the olives into. They like insert it into cured meat. I don't like it. But then the olive fed is fucking amazing. But also has to be one of the most cruel things that you can-

Who's talking? Put that away. It's okay. Are you fucking out of your mind? My dad's texting me. I checked to see what he said i was listening to round is he going to the bucks game tomorrow no me and him should run link game yeah you should i have my dad's pissed at me why why because i'm trying to get a business manager and they're like we'll just do it for you oh they don't they don't believe in any of this like you want a third

manager i need my i need i'm you to just get a bookkeeper. I'm going to go to jail. My taxes are still not paid and I do not have an extension. A business manager, though? I'm royally fucked. You're not. You're just going to pay a late fee. Everybody ends up...

A lot of people do this. I told you to get the bookkeeper. The bookkeeper's the right thing to do. This is similar to that. I had met with the person this morning. Will this person book your flights for you? No. What are they going to do? Are you just

talking about an accountant? They're going to do my taxes. They're going to keep track of all of my spending. They're going to invest, set up There's definitely an app for that. Dude, I don't know. There isn't. I'm going to do it. I actually think I know the right person to do all this you know who it is who your dad he definitely could and would my dad doesn't know how to do his

own taxes yes he does no he doesn't how doesn't he dude i call my dad asking for asking questions and he doesn't he files w-2 he does not know anything about 1099s my mom's like i'll just do it she's like i know how to do it and i'm no, you don't because you're setting me up with the guy that you use and he doesn't even know how to do it. So that's called me in a panic last week. And he was like, dude, what do you owe in taxes? It's like all of my money. And he's like, I've never seen anything like this. I can't believe how much I have.

And then it turned out it was all wrong. Oh, really? Yeah. It's too high. Dude, I told you he doesn't know all of my earnings were wrong. Oh, really? Yeah. It's too high? Dude, I told you. He doesn't know. All of my earnings were wrong. Oh. He didn't have 13 of my 1099s.

But you also have uncashed checks just sitting in a stack on your... No, they're all cashed. All my checks are cashed. I told Sass I expected to pay a certain amount, and then I actually found out this week what it is, and it was less than half of, or it's about half of what I quoted him and I was so excited and I messaged my accountant and thanked him.

Yeah, so I'm getting a new guy. Mine's like twice as much as I expected to pay. Yeah. Brutal. Dude, my mom is like, she's like, well Taylor Swift's mom does her taxes. And I was like, okay, well I'm not Taylor Swift and you're not Taylor Swift's mom. Also also i don't want to be my mom's like legitimately saying that she wants to be my business manager i don't want to call my mom and be like pissed no you shouldn't do this i

don't have to call my mom and be like why didn't i get my check from the connecticut funny bone yet where why are you not on this history that's the relationship me and my mother want dude history is littered littered with cautionary tales yeah of artists that went into business with their family members being their business managers or their managers look at the jackson five didn't didn't the jackson five get fucked by this dirty business to get in bed with your dad yeah that's what you're saying dane cook's brother they don't speak anymore because his brother stole all of his money exactly and my mom's like well i wouldn't steal from you and it's like i don't that's not the problem uh she says that now once i start earning a little more she'll say this once you start

seeing those checks she'll say this to herself she'll say put one of these aside for myself yeah she's gonna say i've done a lot of work and i i deserve a little treat yeah it's just payback for your schooling your private schooling yeah well and go to private i went to private school for a year that year to her is worth a little interest a little skim yeah just a taste just like you licking the fish it's just a bite of fish that she's taken and it's not like you'll know. Your dumb ass isn't going to have any idea. These texts that they're sending me are out of control.

Damn, dude. I'm sorry you're going through this. What do they say? There is a reason that young people have a parent be their business manager. It's because it's the only person they can trust. And that's 100% true. And then my dad's just sending me paragraphs and i just replied with blowing money fast by rick ross to your dad what does he say to that he didn't even acknowledge it

why are you memeing your parents because dude they don't they don't know what they're talking about they just make things up they make shit up i can't believe this conversation is happening dude this is this is this is the reason that i'm in this is because they were like no you don't want to put all your eggs in one basket you use our accountant we trust him he's done our taxes for years and then i use their account and i'm like i don't know if this guy's gonna know to the extent of like what i have to do and then they're like no he knows everything look where we are now i'm going to jail so it's funny yeah what can you do i was in tears laughing when my mom was suggesting that she can be my business manager well i can't she she just wants

to connect with you they want to dude my parents think that everyone is stealing money from me i'm in i'm in your parents camp no no one's another thief you want to you were like hey we only have two foxes in the hen house right now why not we have room for another fox we actually have room for eight more foxes if it's all at 10 it is funny when you get on the call with these guys and they just list off all their big clients and you're like it doesn't matter they're like yeah we work with jammy fox a little bit here and there and it's like oh great i'm sure our finances look exactly the same they work with him early when he was on

roasts and stuff like that when he was roasting doug will Yeah. Heard Tom Brady's doing a roast. That's right. On Netflix. Yeah, Mike Lawrence is writing a roast. It's out in LA this weekend. Yeah, I saw that. You follow Mike Lawrence? Yeah, very familiar.

Oh, that's the bro. He's a killer. Are you friends with him? Yeah. He's pretty well respected in the comedy world for his writing abilities. He's a fucking killer.

They wrote together on the battle rap show. Oh, really? He's the one that brought me to all the roast battles. Yeah. Yeah, people really like him. He's a great writer.

He's an incredible... He's a machine. I think people say that he went on the road with Pete Davidson a bunch for his last special. Is that right? Yeah. He's a machine. Yeah. I heard Schultz is doing it.

I heard, I think Tony Hinchcliffe is doing it. Schultz is doing the roast? Yeah. Wow. That's... I'm surprised. They didn't ask me. Yeah, they should.

It's more like, I don't think Tom Brady's going to be able to control anything that Andrew Schultz says. I bet they are. Whereas, I think if he had like Kevin Hart or someone like that, he would have a little bit more. But but i bet like what are they going to say that he has buccal fat removal surgery no they're probably gonna talk about his kids him kissing his kids yeah that that oh that plays they're probably gonna talk about his kids big ass cock howitzer is the term that we use around here in these halls isn't that

what dave got in trouble for? Yeah. So early on. Now his kid's an adult with a big cock and it plays. Yeah. It plays when you call a grown man big cocked. Yeah.

Is he a grown man though? I think he's probably what, like 15? It's grown in some cultures. Jewish. If he's Jewish, he's grown. Giselle Bündchen.

She's almost assuredly a Nazi who fled to Brazil, or at least of that lineage. Absolutely. Is she Brazilian? That's where she's from, right? And her name is Bündchen? Yeah, she's got to be a Nazi that fled to Brazil. Yeah. Bündchen.

Makes you wonder about Brady. Is there an umlaut over the U? Bündchen. Giselle Bündchen. You guys watch the draft nfo of course did you repost your vid no you've pinned it though i didn't pin it my manager pinned it you should have reposted it i don't pin my business manager pinned it yeah because that'd be good for that for our bottom line i told him repost it and he wouldn't do it he said it was a good idea and then everyone was telling told him repost it and he wouldn't do it he said it was a good idea everyone was telling me to repost it and it was like dude i post on instagram so little it's like

what my like one of my last posts i can't yeah dude that would be brutal to get like 100 000 uh likes and like 12 000 followers that i have respect for the art i know this is i know this is a foreign concept these days i respect the art too much to be reposting. I don't think so, brother. You don't respect the game then. I respect the game. No, you don't. You respect the art, but not the game.

I respect the game so much that 50% of my money is going straight to the game. You're paying your dues. You're kicking up to the mob. I'm always trying to expand my crew. If anyone wants a percentage, you got to give me a five-minute pitch. I was going to say, me and Francis should definitely have a percentage of this. Yeah. Just give me a pitch.

There's a promo wing of the Lil Sass brand every time that we go on this podcast. Or we should at least charge you the same rate that we're charging advertisers whenever you give dates. Exactly. Dude, I'm right there with you. I know exactly what you're saying yeah i watched the draft though what do you think about the patriots getting drake may love it did you see that clip of uh the quarterbacks that he follows on instagram yeah all white quarterbacks every white quarterback and not a single yeah that's

what we need that's what we need in new england there's no beating around the bush we need a white quarterback yeah yeah i i will say uh can't i hope caleb williams sucks that text to the punter oh we're not gonna be punting one of the one of the cringiest texts did you see that no he texted the so the bears drafted a a punter not that far after they drafted caleb williams and caleb williams texted the punter and said we're not going to be needing you to punt too much this year nice nice and then they not only did he text that but then they put it out to the media oh boy it's funny too because he was probably joking i don't know it doesn't really seem like the kind of guy that jokes. Seems like a Russell Wilson type text.

Yeah. Don't fucking worry about it. We got you. Rest that foot, big fella. Don't even stretch before this game. I'm going to be throwing fucking bombs. Yeah, I'm probably going to have a touchdown on every drive. Every throw, maybe.

I'm thinking about throwing 100 touchdowns this year. He'll start this year? Yeah. Do they need him to save? They think they're going to win the Super Bowl this year he'll start this year yeah do they need him to save they think they're gonna win the super bowl this year huh which they have an insanely good offense just their quarterback sucks did you take my jewel i'm not doing this with you it was right here and now it's not i remember putting in the crevice and now it seems to have disappeared i'm not doing this game with you again. Stand up.

That's the funniest move when someone's like, stand up. I can't find the remote. Stand up. Classic. I need all of you guys to stand up. I'd like to get good enough at magic that I could take it and then put it in his pocket somehow. Like behind his ear. And make that happen.

Yeah. That would be awesome. Pull it out from behind his ear. Excuse me. Golly. Baltimore is a cool city. Yeah. What did you do down there?

What did you do in the Timor? Boy, I'll tell you. That place is stunning. It's a city. It's a city on a harbor with great boats and shit floating around, sailboat races. There are brownstone homes and tree-lined streets and cobblestone streets. And it just feels very port and quaint. This might be the first time anyone's ever described Baltimore like this.

Maybe. I mean, we were in this place called Fell's Point. That's where the club is. That's a beautiful area. It was unbelievable. The restaurants are awesome. It's just a strip of like tons of bars and restaurants yeah it felt to me like a city where if they could figure out their crime it would explode in popularity with young people yes too bad that the american downtown is dead

and they will never figure out the crime i guess so i'm thinking about getting a place out in timonium the fuck is timonium setting up shop out there where's the moody's is the the they they told me that the bridge collapse in baltimore because the pieces of the bridge fell into the water and are spiky and they make it so that boats cannot big boats can't come into the harbor so it's costing the city of baltimore one million dollars a day oh my god which in new york or like wouldn't you know who cares we'll get guys on that when we can but there that's a big deal that's everything that that's pretty much everything how many days has it been has it been a hundred days yet it's been a long time time not 100 they're gonna need lamar to fucking step in donate some money yeah they will yeah um damn also it was something that you can joke about the bridge yeah they

didn't seem too bothered because it was only what four migrants that died was it didn't i didn't know their status they're migrants working on the bridge remember when the it was like such a relief to people people were like oh thank god only four migrants remember when the capital was stormed and people were like you can't joke about that someone died and it was like yeah it was one of the people that stormed the capital who gives a shit i did look this up actually there were multiple people that died at the cap the woman died yeah the woman was shot someone died of a heart attack a guy had a heart attack a guy had a stroke

while get while storming the capitol it was exciting too much it was exciting dude they had the oh my god steps to climb like a steak in his hand. He was eating a steak. Some people were not considering the sort of barriers that they had to throw a leg over. And some of the... There's not a ramp. Having a heart attack while storming the Capitol is so funny. You go up the Capitol steps. Yeah. And then one of the police officers died, but they said that his...

And rest in peace to him. His were not directly related, but that it all contributed to him dying. And then another police officer killed himself. There were actually two suicides of Capitol police officers there that day who

later killed themselves. Really? Yeah. Why? Look, I didn't read their notes was they had one job the manifest my guess is that it's probably similar to what happened where the guys that dropped the bombs in hiroshima nagasaki killed themselves a lot of them did right they just felt personally responsible for a disaster to some degree. Or maybe they were like, we had to keep our brothers out. That feels like a big difference, though. Look, it's what came to my mind. I don't know if I agree with that one.

It's another historical fact that probably people don't know that much. No, I get what you're saying, but I feel like I'd probably be a little more bummed out if i was one of the guys that dropped the bomb that killed like half a million people in japan rather than being the guy that let like some fat old dude walk over the gate to the capital take a shit on nancy to smoke weed and fucking yeah to then go on to have a stroke while sitting in the in the guy wearing a headdress you might might see it like a Detroit Lions game. Barreling into the podium. Is that Detroit Don?

Congress. Detroit Don is at the podium of Congress right now? What if they arrested Detroit? You know who Detroit Don is? He's the guy from that, you ever watch that Big Cat video? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right to the Hail Mary where they just sit down super sad. Fucking Detroit Don.

He was probably at the draft. Oh, absolutely. They said it was the biggest crowd ever at a draft. Yeah, it was like 250,000 people, something like that. In total, I think it was close to 800,000 over the three days. Detroit's another city that's poised for a massive... Bounce back? I don't know about that one why i can't say

baltimore because i've never been to actual downtown baltimore just timonium just the beautiful city of i think detroit's growing detroit when i went was like yeah this is exactly how i imagined oh i think it's good really good dining scene their airport can ferry you to japan directly yeah it is fly direct from Detroit to Tokyo. God damn. When I went to Europe, I flew to Detroit first. Yeah. Yeah.

So it's a huge airport, good location in the country to get around, and then decent climate and pretty stuff to look at. Good house music. Home of Motown. Home of Motown. Home of manufacturing. There's still some great manufacturing jobs up there. Exactly.

Lost a lot. And Jared Goff. Yeah, yeah. Well, not home of Jared Goff, obviously. Rich sports history. Red Wings. Beautiful sports history. Gerald Ford.

Henry Ford. That's right. Dr. Dre. No. No, he's not. You're thinking of Eminem. I'm thinking of Compton. Thinking of Compton, California. Com. Dre? No. No, he's not. You're thinking of Eminem. Compton.

Thinking of Compton, California. Compton, Compton. Ain't no city quite like mine. Did you know that the... It's a very musical episode. Baltimore fought in the... They wanted to fight for the South south even though they were north of DC so when Abraham Lincoln

was on his way to DC they tried to like kill him in Baltimore he had to dress up like a woman I didn't know that there's a book called The Secret Plot to Kill Abraham Lincoln this is a good fact I want to say Detroit is like the least diverse city in America

that can't be why do you you want to say that absolutely not true i would have said it was number two is detroit what yeah no way dude i've told you this before in what way in which direction a lot of black folk in there oh it's not many white people oh are you counting do you not know the definition of diverse you thought it was only for white you just said it's the least diverse oh most diverse that's my me see and i fucked up i meant it was one of the most diverse or no no least diverse least diverse yeah what are you saying right now where are we with the truth? Detroit, 80% black, 15% white. It's the second least diverse, racially diverse city in the United States. Number one, El Paso, 90% white, 3.7% black, 1.7% Asian.

Who for Detroit? Then I think your point stands, but not for the reasons I thought. Because I was there and I thought, this is a very diverse place. Yeah, because it was all black people. Because I'm white. Yes. That's for you. But hold on a second. I felt accepted.

And I would say that the integration in Detroit is better than other places I've been. Yeah. That black people and white people are hanging out interspersed socially. Well, think of Cheddar Bob. Yeah, of course. I'd love to get another source on this, though, just to make sure I'm correct. One single source? I mean, you've never looked for multiple sources before.

I know. And people get mad at me and they say I'm confidently wrong. Look, I'm confidently right. Well, you're confidently reporting the news. You guys are all confidently dumb. I think that's the truth. Got their asses. Just say what the source is and you're absolved.

That source was US News. That source was US News.com. Yeah, they're pretty good, I think. They do the college rankings. Well, they say that Detroit is the second least diverse city in America. Maine is the least diverse state in America. All black. That's right.

Like the New Zealand rugby team. I got kicked out. I was excommunicated. We need to keep our numbers up. Too white for Maine is a man not to be trifled with. And where do they send you if you're too white for Maine? Switzerland? West Virginia.

Iceland? Yeah, either of those places. I'd say, you'd say like up to Canada, but Halifax is pretty diverse. Is that so? Halifax was the last stop on the Underground Railroad. You don't say. You wouldn't have thought you'd need to be underground up there.

You'd have thought you could come above ground once you got to Halifax. Yeah, or even just Maine. Nova Scotia is a separate... It's completely non-contiguous to Canada. It's its own time zone. Isn't it an island, basically,

unto itself? Or is it connected? I know Newfoundland is an island. That's what I'm thinking of. And Labrador is in Newfoundland. Is it? I think. We got to get up to Newfoundland. And then Prince Edward Island is its own thing, too.

I'd love to go to Newfoundland. It's pretty far, though. Great fishing, though. It's a lot further than I expected. It was right by Maine. Similar to Argentina. Argentina is tough to get to. I looked at the flights down there.

That shit's fucking nuts. Argentina. I don't know why I expected it to be like a five hour flight. I didn't expect it to be as bad as it was. It's like a full day. It's two bad flights. Yeah. Yeah.

12 hours each. Really tough. Yeah. They say that there's that no one speaks a lick of English down there. Oh, I'm not surprised. I was the dude on TikTok was like, they speak fast Spanish for you you they'll whip out that fast spanish i couldn't believe it fast spanish is tough i need to go somewhere where they're going to speak some fucking english exactly where they're going to be catering to us fucking americans yeah yeah down there all they have is german and fucking spanish

and maybe some portuguese probably just german and Spanish. Beautiful trout out there, though. Patagonia. Patagonia. Yeah. Beautiful jackets. Beautiful, beautiful trout. That is where you go. To get the trout.

Should we go down there? Down there? It's so expensive. All right. Well, get your taxes sorted. Yeah. Get your business manager on it. Hire your dad. Get your daddy on this.

We'll carve out some extra ginch. Once my papa takes care of my taxes, then I'll know more where I'm capable of spending. You can go down there. Just go back to Timonium. Rack it up. When I was in Timonium,

the Holiday Inn was sold out. You're going to go to that club I did, right? The port? It's good. Nothing but great things. Absolute slaughterhouse. You're going to go to that club I did, right? The Port? Yeah. Yeah. It's good. Yeah, I've heard. Really good club. Nothing but great things. Really good. Absolute slaughterhouse.

Do you have any crab while you were down there in Baltimore? I went to a place that was right around the corner called Thames Street Oyster House, and it's one of the finest restaurants I've been to in America. I have been to, in a lot of these cities that I've been on tour at, I've tried to find a restaurant that's really worth going to, and I've been to some of the best. You need to start keeping track. This would be a fun... Mabel Gray in Detroit.

You should start a travel blog. Is as good as it gets. And then I went to one in Nashville that blew my fucking socks off, but I can't remember what it was called. I'll look it up. Was it... It was out in East Nashville.

And it had upstairs this tasting menu place, but then you ate downstairs. It was a little more casual, and I ate at the casual placeville and it had it had upstairs this like tasting menu place but then you you ate downstairs it was a little more casual and i ate at the casual place and it unbelievable really yeah five they have some of the best donuts in nashville that's true great donuts you've got to get down there beautiful donuts in nashville well you probably have to wait till october till beach season's over n. Nashville is hot as balls. I know. We got to get down to fucking Nashville, Patagonia. We have a lot of fucking traveling to do.

Austin. Newfoundland. We have a lot of places to hit. We do. We do. I'm going to big blowout this weekend with the fellas about this Wyoming trip. We suggested perhaps just getting an Airbnb.

Our leader did not take that well. Bo was pissed? Yeah. Why? He likes hotels more? Our fearless leader was not happy about that. He said, shut your fat ass up. He wants to camp. Oh, I see. And he said, this is extremely frustrating for me

and i said it's extremely frustrating for me too i need running water and not the kind i find in streams exactly i need a bidet and some dude wipes he tried to he tried to tell us that we have to get life straws what are those i don't know if you're familiar with a life straw because i was like we got to get water filters to drink water. So we have to bring fucking gallons of water. And he said, get a life straw. And I looked it up. It's literally for children in Africa so that they can put a straw like into a puddle and get clean water out of it.

That's insane. You put it directly into the source. That sounds good. Yeah. So the guy writes, I'm thirsty. I'm going to go over to the river and just take a big gulp of the river. That's fucking insane well can't you just fill up your bottle at the river and then put a life straw in that yeah i suppose you could do that yeah or you could just get a water bottle with a water filter isn't the life straw just like

a filter basically it's a straw for you put it directly to the source you just don't like it because african children are using it exactly if you're drinking uh filtered water from a mountain stream are you sure you're getting it to the point where it's okay you're getting out of all the giardia and stuff like that i think running water already is pretty clean like moving water it has to be fast enough though moving fast. Yeah. Where if you put your mouth into it, you get your cheeks blown back a little. Yes, exactly. Your back blown out.

So moving water is already pretty fast. And then these water filters, supposedly they remove like 99.9% of the contaminated parts. But you always wonder about that 0.001%. You do. And what is going on with that diarrhea imagine you having diarrhea in the in the wilderness of bozeman that's gonna be diarrhea city out there yeah eating trout for every meal you're gonna have to fucking you're gonna have to bring a bow yeah and not the kind that you're friends with yeah

you're gonna need to shoot a fucking elk yeah just so you guys can subside for five days. I was biking across the Manhattan Bridge today. Did you take the bike in today? Of course. Did you see the shit? That is exactly what I'm bringing up right now. Like someone took a horse across. What the fuck was that?

There were two huge piles. Of horse shit. Was it horse shit? I looked at horse shit i cannot have been human human they must have had a diet of hay if they're fucking shitting like that oh it was a perfect horse pellets it was so much the philadelphia and me wanted to take a bite this was looked fucking incredible this is the bike path on the manhattan bridge there's no world where you could ever take a horse across this someone must be in the late hours of the evening 3 a.m a fucking a late night horse ride i don't think new york ever shuts down enough that you could fucking sneak

onto this bridge fucking paul revere's riding across the man the Manhattan with all the fucking bikes and the delivery drivers on their mopeds. Yeah. Because a lot of times you'll see like a chicken wing order that's coming into Brooklyn that like exploded on the way in. There's chicken wings all over the place. It's a crime scene. It's sad. And I thought that's what this was at first. But it was the most perfect turds that had to have been from at least a sheep or some type of... I tend to think if it was a dog and I don't think it was dogs.

Because goats actually have perfect shiny pebbles like pellets. It has to have been a horse. Horses drop stacks. They do. This was a stack. This was big piles yeah and it was two different place it must have been a horse yeah or a donkey a mule some sort of uh yeah i heard the mule population is increasing in new york there's yeah a drug mule yeah a real drug mule

straight up from fucking venezuela yeah i can't i was fucking perplexed at what that was baffled and i'd known honestly i it was gonna go completely unmentioned because i've known to share this with how you do fuck i want to find i want to maybe like take a little a sample of it and take it to a fucking bio lab and be like what what did this come from have someone cut it up or like get the cops to give us the footage. You think they got cameras out there? They have to. For the jumpers.

True. Do they? Yeah, you might be right about that. So they can arrest them if they live? I always, sometimes I'll stop. Like, we're going to not put cuffs on you because bones are sticking out of your shoulders. But you're going to jail.

You are detained. Am I detained? Do you have any idea what you just did? I always think, I always look over the edge and I say to myself, I think that if I went in with the right form, I'd be fine. Or if you like throw something to break your form. Francis said that to me in San Francisco at the Golden Gate Bridge. He was being dead serious.

He's like, I think I could jump off of that and land safely. I think if you just really were focused, you could do it. I'm sure the guys that jump are very focused. No, they're not. They're not thinking. If anything, I would guess if you were committing suicide off the Golden Gate Bridge, you would probably look. You'd turn your back to the ground if you could and just look up so that you wouldn't have to see the impact coming i don't think it's that relaxed i think it's more just sheer panic and going well i shouldn't have done that you just jump and but but yeah they're falling they're falling

big mistake they're not falling gracefully they're following you know and every one of those all those limbs akimbo they don't they don't jump they just fall which i think i would definitely be more of a jumper i want to get some height there's a guy what how do you know that you don't know that yeah i do why do you say that they just fall they don't they have to jump out over the safety they put their arms out like this and then they just lean forward and i will yeah did you know there's or i heard a story of one guy who jumped and uh lived he lived that's like every story he was saved by a manatee or something yes anybody he has the record he is like the record for highest like he's okay there we go that's my speed yeah and this guy like came up he that guy's an inspirational speaker now yes yeah we wanted to get him on oops

really back when we the conceit of the podcast was big mistakes in life right right right that you've learned from yeah all those guys turn into motivational speakers do you think that that yeah they probably do it just so they're like well i mean there's a part of me that's thought about i'll go on rogues fails i'll jump off a bridge, try to live, and have that career. That's your backup plan? Yeah. Instead of like the Marines? I too had no hope.

I was just like you. My back was against the wall. I really do think that if you could go in feet first in the right way, there's a pretty good likelihood I'll be fine. I think if you throw something down and you break the water first yes you can see the surface tension that seems to be the most popular take kick off a shoe perhaps

yeah maybe my legs would break they say that falling at that speed the water is akin to pavement concrete yes but if I really pointed my toes... If Lou Gainis did it. I would be more worried about rupturing my eardrums because that has happened to me from a far less height.

But have you broken the water tension before? And have you been fully focused? That's what throwing the rocks is for? I think so. I thought it was so that they could see when the water was coming so they would stop flipping no it's i believe it's to break the water tension really so that instead of turning into solid concrete it turns into more of a mushy you know freshly that does make a lot of sense i used

to think it was for the trajectory it's like okay i'll follow the trajectory of the rock i truly have no idea when has that ever held you back like i don't know i don't know why you guys are suddenly taking my word like i thought we were all on the same page that it was we're just podcasting here bro we're just talking shit since when is the truth of anything uh something we're striving for here that's what i'm always striving for the truth true social bro social yeah follow Follow my ass. Follow my ass. Trump 2028. He'll run it back. Who's he running with? When does he announce?

I think he's going to go with that guy, the hillbilly elegy guy. Surely isn't Pence, right? No. After that whole argument they had with the Capitol. Like kerfuffle. Wasn't he trying to kill him? Pence just said that he's not endorsing Trump. Yeah, obviously he was trying to, Trump was literally trying to murder him, wasn't he?

Wasn't that what went down with the Capitol? I don't think you know what the fuck he was talking about. The people who were storming were hanging. They were trying to restore justice. They were trying to hang Pence. They were trying to hang with Pence. You're getting it wrong. Imagine being the vice president and you just find out there's a group of people

Coming to your office to hang you It's like fuck This is not what I signed up for Well luckily we'll have Well surely we have enough guards Yeah Now they all just killed themselves Five is the number?

Yeah Five what? Like outside my door? Now guarding the whole building. And there's one who's just like running pump fakes. Yeah. Remember that guy was like, was he on the cover of Time or something like that? Because they were like, he distracted them.

He had them follow him instead of going onto the Senate floor. Yeah, he led them the wrong way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was that guy's name Eric Nathan? Remember when Nate was a capital guard remember when he didn't show up on january 6th because he was fucking guarding the capital protecting all of the senate i don't know this what is this eric nathan our co-worker used to be an armed guard at the capital are you kidding with that i am. I wouldn't have thought that was his past job. It was just complete nonsensical psychobabble.

It is pretty funny, though. Just the thought of it. That was a great day at the office. It was your first time being funny at Barstool Sports. Yeah. You were also the first person to joke about it. Yeah. Everyone was clutching.

Yeah, people were mad at me because that's when people thought it was going to be like 9-11 they thought it was like the capital was going to randomly just start falling the capital has fallen yeah but then there's pictures of an old lady walking through yeah like peacefully yeah there's pictures of an old lady with an u Yeah. Like, peacefully? Yeah. There's pictures of an old lady with an Uzi mowing down Capitol Guards peacefully. I still can't get over that

someone had a heart attack and another guy had a stroke while storming. That must have been, like, they must have been having so much fun. The guys who climbed the wall? Yeah.

There was, like, multiple guys climbing the wall when there's, like, a stairway next to it. There it there's uh they're paying a pretty hefty price now though oh yeah they're all like in jail for life for like domestic terrorism yeah like what yeah because it is the funniest part is that they all went home they all went to like go on a plane to go home and they were like you were just in the capital an hour ago and there's so many journalists whose whole job is like identifying everyone in every screenshot yeah years later they're like this man with a alligator uh like face mask is still missing yeah he's still

unidentified jack mack if you have any you have any idea who this guy is yeah you dare say that bro jack mac's taken a great path of he jack math jack mac could start selling a course and make millions of dollars about tiktok if jack mac moved to like dubai and started just talking nonsense he would be a millionaire because he's already got the following like he's already got like his cult of people that like love him he could also do a podcast with like six women oh yeah and just demolish them go you're a whore you're a whore what do you bring to the table that's different the nuclear family is is crumbling and it's all because of you yeah only fans whore i was sipping johnny walker blue label in the war room with jack mack have you seen that guy yeah who do you have right now

that you could call and get a million dollars from i studied jack mack i know he likes pink whitney what am i doing next day sinking pick sipping pink whitney in the war room with jack mack just us chopping it up that guy's the best he's the same guy who's like who do you know that you could get oh yeah what's my net worth trillion dollars how much money do i actually have it's irrelevant i know i could get a wire from this guy billion dollars right there that's how he decided his net worth was who how much money he could get loaned from his friends and he's like i could call six different people right now and they would wire me a million dollars because they know i'm good for it one of my favorite ones it's not that guy's a different guy the guy that's like uh he's like i got he's like i got a couple different groups of friends i got 6 p.m friends

and i got 2 a.m friends 6 p.m friends guy you call maybe at 6 p.m you say hey how was your day and then i got my 2 a.m friends cocaine friends i know exactly exactly he's like guy you call guy you call at 2 a.m you hear him putting on his belt putting his gun in his holster going where's the body where we bury in the body it's like so you're friends with serial killers like what is that what is that reference guys who have a gun in their holster and they're fucking talking to me about a business idea as they rip a fat line off of their glock gun have you seen this new indian bro new indian bro dropped yeah and he's he's selling a course on how to how to pick up girls and he's the guy who's like i was in the club i'm making out with three

different chicks the same night no that's just a normal people dudes are following me around going how are you making out with all these chicks i'm going that's just an that's a regular night for me he didn't say three either he was like 12 yeah he might have said 20 girls he's like i'm making out with 20 girls at night i like how that's his like scale though it's like how many girls he's making out with like what dude what are you 13 he's not fucking them he's just making out with them i slow dance with 12 girls yeah yeah i'm grinding i'm grinding with eight different girls the same night my dick pressed up against their ass and i'm hard usher playing in the background that's just a normal i didn't realize that was crazy until i started noticing i have a crew of

dudes following they're like how did you get so hard while you're pressing your dick into her ass exactly i'm starting to develop a callus against my zipper of my jeans because i'm constantly pressed against ass in the club. I'd love to go to like one of those clubs and see what it's like. I wonder who the, like the course attendees, where do they skew? 12 years old? Well, no, that's the weird thing is that you imagine it. You always think it's going to be these like 13 year old.

You're like, oh, Andrew Tate. Like no one's actually paying attention to this dude except for like 13 year olds. And then they show the course and it's going to be these like 13 year old. You're like, Oh, Andrew Tate, like no one's actually paying attention to this dude, except for like 13 year olds. And then you, they, they show the course and it's like grown men. It's like, it's like adults. It's Jeff Bezos in the front row taking notes.

Yeah. Being like, well, I got to learn. I'm making out with one girl maybe every couple of months. I got to up my numbers. Yeah. I only made out with three girls in the club last night.

I could have been at 20 girls in the club that I made out with follow my simple steps we were talking about ty lopez at the stand the other night who's that remember ty lopez oh he was like the original dude oh the game guy no he was the guy with the books yeah you're right he was the books guy and his ad would play on youtube before videos he's like one of the original guys where he'd be in his garage he's like here i am in my garage what you're noticing is probably my lamborghinis and my ferraris what you're probably not paying attention to is my massive collection of books knowledge is everything knowledge is how i got these ferraris and these lamborghinis if you keep your books in your garage you are not using them no no you keep your books in your garage, you are not using them. No.

You keep your books with your power tools, you are not reading them. There's a 0% chance you're using either of them. Yeah. What legends. Legends. We need to get a course from Jack Mack. Absolutely.

And we need to have him have a show with the interns that Gaz hires this summer. Yeah. Oh, we got a new crop of course always a new crop gas is always looking out good jack mack and gas hand select yeah that's like the war room for like the nfl draft you're sitting by your phone with your family waiting to get the call from jack mack hey this is jack ready to suit up? You're coming to New York. I'm putting you on with gas right now. Yeah, yeah.

We've been scouting you a lot, man. A lot of hard work went into this. Then the pick comes in and everyone applauds. Yeah, yeah. They're all shaking hands with each other. We got a good one. You're the hottest 18-year-old we could find. Guess where you're coming.

HQ3, baby. Congratulations. You ready to shoot up for the stolen stars yeah but we've been watching you since you were around 14 love to see how you've grown love seeing how you've grown go enjoy it with your family yeah hey we'll be in touch i'm gonna put you on with dave right now good shit all right ear to the streets ear to the street ear to the street stay tuned um little sass will be in sacramento oh hartford connecticut this weekend hartford this weekend sacramento coming up francis has his tour has just ended but special is shooting the special in chicago but that's sold out sold out because people are dming me being like are they going to add more tickets and i'm like i don't have no idea i don't think so the answer

is no yeah No. Sorry. Maybe we'll do a show. We'll do a live podcast out there. A couple nights before or something just to run it, dress rehearsal. Stay tuned. Yeah, we should do that. Yeah, it'd be fun. Do like a one-nighter at Zany's. Yeah, I'd like to do that.

I would love to do that. We should do it at Second City out there. Breathe some life back into the place. Yeah, true. Does anyone have a venereal disease that I can work with? Anything you want me to stay away from before I bring you up? Anything you want me to not touch on? All right, everybody.

We'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye.