Son of a Boy Dad - The Ice Caps Have Melted feat. Shawn Gardini & Christian Weckesser - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 105

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

Shawn Gardini and Christian Weckesser from The Super Ultimate Audio Visual Experience Podcast join the show today to talk about Tarantino's strict rules when directing a movie, everything and anything ghosts, Monsieur Beast, Rone's phantom hotel breaking and entering, and a ton more. Funny stuff today, enjoy. Ads: Shady Rays -Go to https://barstool.link/shadyraysBSS and use code SON for 50% off 2 or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. Hellofresh - Go to https://barstool.link/HellofreshSOABD and use code son60 for 60% off + free shippingYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Hello. Today, it is Monday, March 13th, right?

Mm-hmm. I don't know. 313. It's Chili's birthday. 6. I don't know. 3.13. It's Chili's birthday. 6.30 p.m. That's right. Doing a little late night episode. I'm going to be in Toronto this weekend.

Oh, come on, bro. Now I got to plug it. I'm going to be in Toronto this weekend. And you can find those tickets at littlesasquatchwebsite.com. You like that IP? That's a good one. How'd you come up with that? Yeah, you just nuanced, bro.

People were mad at me for that. Everyone was saying I should have done LilSassComedy. No. Yeah, was that taken? No. Yeah, you probably should have taken that. Well, okay, my manager recommended a bunch, and that was like the only one that I was like,

okay, that makes sense. There was ones with like numbers in it. Yeah, that would have been bad, like an Instagram handle. Yeah. So I went with Little Sasquatch website. You should have done www.littlesasquatch.com.com. Yeah, IdaRone.com.com. Did you?

Yeah, I was paying for it for a minute, bro. Rone.com.com. No one went, dude. I don't think I ever got one traffic. I don't know. Yeah, that's why I don't like the websites. The link trees are awesome because you can see how many people click on it. The websites, it's probably no one.

I don't think anyone's ever seen it. Yeah, it sucks. It's a bad website name, but whatever. People are going to find it. Yeah, they'll find it. It's a good web design, though. Oh, it's great. I did it myself.

I'm not going to judge that. You are. As an editor, you know, as someone, an eye for aesthetic. You got a little eye for an aesthetic I do I'm an aesthetics guy yeah did you

did you find it Lil Sasquatch website website don't forget the website typing for a full minute you were trying to be funny by doing that

no I mean I I picked it because I was like that's funny yeah it's very funny yeah oh this is a great website

yeah I did it myself no you didn't no oh we paid a lot of money to do it yeah you got That's funny. Yeah, it's very funny. Yeah. Oh, this is a great website. Yeah, I did it myself. No, you didn't. No. Oh. We paid a lot of money to do it. I don't even know who I paid. I just give money to people.

Yeah, you got fleas. They're like, hey, we need this money for this thing. I'm like, okay, take it. Your managers deuce you up badly. They might be. They're fucking robbing you badly. They're like, this dude is a sucker. That's fine, though. That's okay.

You're going to learn. They always say your first deal is always going to be a bad deal. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I think it's a good deal. Do you guys do taxes? Do you guys ever do your taxes? Never, not once.

Do you have to do all the stand-up taxes, all your writing off stuff? This is the first year that I have to do that because I've never made money doing stand-up before, and I'm pretty worried about it, honestly. Dude, I was talking to Francis about it today. It sounds like a fucking nightmare. Yeah. You had to go back and find what you ordered for Uber Eats at two in the morning in fucking Bloomington.

Yeah, you have to write everything off. And like send that to an accountant. Yeah, that sucks. You should get like a credit card that you use for all those things. Exactly, yeah. Is that what Francis told you? Francis showed me today. Dude, all of his, all of Francis' shit is already organized.

Like he has like an Amex and it just does it for him. Damn, that's sweet. The Rockland Trust doesn't do that they don't offer that they're gonna get canceled bro they're probably not fdic insured like that's how this other bank like you're gonna lose all your money bro damn dude they should be paying me to keep my money in that account they don't have the money they're not good for it there. There's no way Rockland Trust is good for it. I tried to add an additional account, like how you can merge two bank accounts, and they shut down

my debit card. It was obviously fraud. I had to call them, and they were like, yeah, no, you can't do that. Bro, introduce our guests. Yeah, we got Sean Gardini. You guys don't want to talk about my finances? I do, but I just want them... Ready to break it all down.

We got Sean Gardini here and Big Chrissy. Hello. Chrissy, hello. From the? You don't know the name of our podcast. What is it? The Visual and Audio? The Super Ultimate Audio and Visual Experience.

Brought to you by Christian and Sean for your viewing and listening pleasure. Hell yes. Get it right, bitch. Yeah. Isn't that a good name? Yeah, that's easy to say. They just recorded their second episode, right? Yeah. Well, we just recorded our third the other day and it's hot shit. Really?

No, it's okay. Wait, you're not going to put it out? No, we're putting it out. We're putting everything out. I don't think we ever entertained not putting an episode out. No, we didn't put our first episode out or our third episode. Oh, because it was bad audio though. No, it's because it was the worst thing. It was bad? It was just us looking out a window going do you see that bunny there's a

bunch of bunnies outside bro that's distracting though there are outside that's super distracting yeah it was terrible and for a while people were like release the release the video like it was some like like it was grail hood they wanted to see the bunny yeah you couldn't see the bunnies in the video that was the worst part dude i'm so intrigued by you, Big Chrissy. Me? Yes, bro. That's what I'm saying. He's a dynamo.

Yeah, like I'm super intrigued by you. I know that there's like, you got some shit. He's got some shit. We're about to get him out the hood with the podcast. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You guys live together?

No, he lives at home with mommy and dad. Go ahead. You can say it. I don't mean to blow up your spot. You can say it. You know I live with mommy and daddy up until a month ago. You know, it's a vulnerable thing for me,. Go ahead. You can say it. I don't mean to blow up your spot. You can say it. You know I live with mommy and daddy up until a month ago. This is, you know, it's a vulnerable thing for me, but go ahead. Okay, I'll stop.

He's always doing this. It is vulnerable. I live with my parents until like fucking, like way older than you, bro. Mid-20s. I don't want to. Me too. People always ask me. They're like, like, they think i like oh yeah i'm so excited

with my mom and dad you can move in with me no you have to sleep in my bed though where do you wait so you who do you live with shane o'connor oh yeah that's what it is wait you don't have multiple residences though you're no i just have one okay i thought who has one oh does shane o'connor have multiple residences? I don't want to get into his finances. Fair enough. Oh, he's rich? He may or may not have multiple properties across the country. He's a tycoon. Damn. He might be a tycoon. You live with a tycoon.

He's flipping houses? One of his residences. Dude, he's going to flip yours. You're not even going to know. You're going to come in one day, there's going to be new people living there. True. Shane sold the place. I hope that. We rent this one, but his other residence that's what you think true you rent it from him true he's the landlord he's the predatory landlord that you're supposed to tip you should be tipping a 20 you should tip you never saw that tiktok of

the dude being like how to how to tip your landlord like he's like you have to tip your he's like the recommended tip is like 15 but it will do like 15 20 or 25 like on the ipad you can click the option like at a coffee shop i'm definitely not tipping i don't even tip my uber drivers to be honest neither i've never tipped an uber driver in my life my dad uses my uber account and he tipped an uber driver from my card and i got so mad at him yeah it's some bullshit and it was only because the uber driver was white really yeah and my girlfriend was there and she's not white so he was about to say it i could tell and then he like bit his he was like well you know he was fucking

i never he's a good guy he needed it that's where we're at as white people dude we need that shit bro you need it's so bad though they like call me when they go to pick up my parents because it's my account they don't know how to use uber their own uber account so they use mine that's crazy they call me and i'll be like that i have to call my dad after and be like your uber's there waiting for you it's a cool white guy not one of the give us some money grab a 20 on your way out i've never uh i don't think i've tipped an Uber driver like once or twice. Dude, most of my Uber rides end in me wanting to like take money out of their pockets because I'm so furious with them. Really?

Dude, they're always taking the wrong way. You tip them if they have like a nice conversation. Like one time, I will. I really will. There's one time I tipped a guy. You're the only one that likes talking about Uber drivers. We talked about Rush Hour, the whole ride. The movie?

Yeah, the movie. And then I was like, that was cool. I'll give that guy. Were you guys just reliving scenes from it? I was just like, oh, that was a great movie. I was talking to my friend about it. And then the Uber driver turned to me. And he was like, that is a great movie.

Yeah, it is. I'll give this guy a few more bucks, you know? Yeah, they always chime in but there's a chiming in bro they really do you don't ever start talking to them no yeah as you as you're talking to your friend yeah they're like my grandma died too i'm here too i want to talk my passengers were you like saying quotes from rush hour you're like or like uh this was a good scene or was there any like just yeah i was just kind of spitballing i had just seen the movie Were you like saying quotes from Rush Hour? Or like this was a good scene? Or was there any like

Yeah I was just kind of spitballing I had just seen the movie recently and I was like that's a good one Big Chrissy loves movies dude You're a cinephile? Yeah don't get me going is probably right Dude you should watch this movie called Money Talks Cause all of Rush Hour is just like They saw how Chris Tucker acted

Have you seen it? Yes Bro it's the same lines. He's like, $50 million. Like, he just says, like, $50,000. It's like the same exact line. Yeah, Rush Hour is kind of, it's crazy to watch now. Like, there's a scene towards the end where he comes upon, like, the villain, Chris Tucker.

And the villain, you know, he's an Asian guy. And he goes, I've been looking for you, sweet and sour chicken ass. Oh, yeah, you told sweet and sour chicken ass. Oh, yeah. You told me about that. Whoa. Why don't we dial it back, Chris? That was kind of insane. Chris was also on Jeffrey Epstein's private plane.

Did you see that Jimmy Kimmel thing? Where he was pulling up the Aaron Rodgers clip? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, right. Jeffrey Epstein at a private island with molested children. Oh, wait. Yes, I did. He called Aaron Rodgers a tinfoil hatter.

Yeah. And he was like, because Aaron Rodgers, the list is going to come out. Aaron Rodgers is in New York now. He's on the Jets. Did that happen or is it true? It was like a half rumor. I thought that fell through.

I was about to go find him. Fake news. I apologize. Yeah, salute that man. Salute misinformation. I thought that fell through. I was about to go find him. Fake news. I apologize. Yeah, salute that man. He's letting misinformation. Got too excited too early. Yeah. They're changing their helmets to tinfoil hats, I heard.

That was crazy that he was just like ripping on them and then like hurrying to go host the Oscars for the fucking Hollywood elites, bro. He's just- He was on the flight list. Kimmel was? Yeah, he was. He was? 437 list. Kimmel was? Yeah, he was. He was? 437 times.

Kimmel was? Yeah. That boy loves child pussy. He loves child pussy. Damn, bro. Or child bussy. Yeah, maybe just the bussy. It's always boys.

They're always fucking boys. Yeah. I thought Epstein was pretty straight. You rarely see a straight pedophile. Say what you want about Epstein, but I'm pretty sure he was straight. You rarely see a normal pedophile. Say what you want about Epstein, but I'm pretty sure he was straight. You rarely see a normal pedophile. They're never... This guy's a little abnormal.

This guy. He's fucking a girl. This is cool, but where are the dudes? Where are the boys? The little types? Yeah, they got away with a ton of racism on Rush Hour, but they were just saying... They were unloading the clip. It's a great movie. It's a fun a fun it sounds like i'm defending racism no it is it is the best part

of the movie mr junked out i've never seen rush hour i've heard it's really i mean it's good it's a good i mean it's fun 90s action it's like cop movie they don't even make make cop no make them like they used to they don't know rrr RRR. RRR is kind of a couple. Jackie Chan saying the N word. Yeah, that's good stuff. What's up, Mike? Yeah. Everyone in the bar is like, what?

Couldn't really do that now. I don't think. Yeah, fuck. I think they're going to make another one. I wish them the best with it, but I don't know how they're going to. If Quentin Tarantino directed it, he would be saying the N word. Tarantino has always written himself in with the N-word, right? Yeah, he's done it.

It's kind of a crazy thing. It's a loophole. Pulp Fiction, you watch that, you're like... Yeah, you wrote that, bro. The foot stuff is crazy, too. I heard one time Denzel Washington confronted Quentin Tarantino about how much he uses the N-word in movies, and then

they said Quentin Tarantino took how much he uses the N-word in movies and then they said Quentin Tarantino took him into another room and like explained it behind closed doors and Denzel Washington came out like agreeing with him or something like that. It's like what the fuck could he have said behind closed doors that would A, that he couldn't say It's probably like I'll put you in one of my movies. Yeah, you call them the N-word

and shut the fuck up. I'll give you a bunch of money if you shut the fuck up. I'll put you in all my money if you shut the fuck up I'll put you in all my movies They're all gonna be good If you shut your fuck up Shut up and say my lines Sorry that's Chris

You went to You went to like film school right No I went to Big Chrissy went to film school I went to TV school It's a big difference What is TV school it's a big difference what is tv school i just communication so the film the film school and the communication school was separate yeah

so i would do more like tv production and shit like that i see temple yeah both temple go owls temple is the most uh cigarette smoking school yeah like everybody at temple fucking rips heaters at all times like yeah you should see gardini and his girlfriend together no one's ever looked cooler ever they're both just outside just smoking heat just ripping heaters we're in an interracial relationship we're gonna die that is cool you're hurtling towards that really cool look really cool. Cardiac failure. What's your favorite term to call cigarettes these days? Do you have any new shit that, you know what I mean, we don't know about? No. I like when people call them butts, though.

Butts is sick. Yeah, butts. But I just call them cigarettes. You don't call them heaters? Nah, I never call them heaters. Squares. Squares. Squares.

Yeah, you don't call them squares? No. I call them people that don't smoke cigs Zing I like saying blast Blast a cig Yeah blast a cig I like blast a cig

I say cig but I say cig I say blast I'm gonna go blast a cig Like you're gonna blow it out the other end Like you're not inhaling it But you're like I say like let's rip

Like rip a heater I don't really smoke cigs But whenever I do Yeah rip a heater Yeah Whenever I smoke them I blast them Yeah Like you're not inhaling it, but you're like, I don't really smoke cigs, but whenever I do, yeah. Rip a heater. Yeah. Whenever I smoke them, I blast. Yeah.

Blast. Yeah. The only blast. I won't just smoke them. I'll fucking blast. You never got caught up in the cig game? Have you at Temple? No, not really.

I was kind of, I mean, I was online. Temple. It was kind of. So you were vaping? I was at an apartment in Temple. I was smoking weed. You were? I wasn't on was online temple. It was kind of. So you were vaping? I was an apartment temple. I was smoking weed. You were? I wasn't on campus a lot.

I mean, towards the end, I kind of, you know, things got better. I was there more. But yeah, I was in my. You didn't want to go outside? Oh, wait, you're 22, right? Yeah. Oh, so you got like hit with the COVID stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That was fun. Yeah. Fun college experience. So you were a sophomore and that happened? Yeah, it was middle was fun. Yeah. Fun college experience. So you were a sophomore when that happened? Yeah, it was

middle of my sophomore year. That probably saved your life at Temple not having to go outside, bro. They'll kill you there. Not have to breathe the air. Yeah, they'll murder you. Like, they are fucking...

Yeah, that's true. Ruth lives at Temple. They just stayed inside and dodged the bullets. Don't they have, like, kiosks, like policeks they have Paul Blarts they do they have those blue

they have those blue things they have McDonald's employees on bicycles in collared shirts that drive around press a button and then the cop will drive up slowly on his bike try to help also get the shit kicked out of him you can also use those guys as like Ubers, can't you?

Don't they have to drive you everywhere? Oh, I've heard that, but I never did. Stop on the pegs. I should have done that. That would have been great if I was like, I need to drive. That's what Wilson Wells used to do. One of my buddies pissed all over one of those things. Good.

He was on Xanax. But he goes to a school in the south, so it's warm down there. And they drive golf carts, and he pissed all over the golf cart. And then they came to his dorm, and they were like, what the fuck, dude? We have a DNA sample. And he was like, I have no idea what you're talking about. And they just left. There's nothing they could do.

Oh, really? Are you the pissing rascal we've heard about? Let me smell your dick. I'm pissing this cup. I want to smell it. He touched it like a toothbrush. But what happened? What did Orson Welles used to do?

Oh, Orson Welles used to, I believe he used to call the ambulance when he wanted a ride because at the time they had to pick you up and take you wherever you wanted to go. So when he was in New York, whenever he was kicking around, he would, instead of taking taxis, he would drive around on the ambulance. Do you know this, Big C? No, I don't. You sound more like the film guy than I do right now. I'm a bit of

a pedophile myself damn bro i didn't know orson had it like that you ever told me that now that would be a hefty uber yeah it's expensive it's even worse you don't have insurance dude my buddy mike wallace fucking woke up in the back of an ambulance and like he he like did the calculations in his head as he woke up and he jumped out the back of the ambulance he like ran down it was in philly it was in like mahoney or something like that and they're like shaking their fist after him like fucking wanting to run after he got away it's a smart move yeah that shit is expensive as hell that's not like that happens all the time people get like someone will call an ambulance they'll be like no i'm not getting in yeah why would you it's so expensive it's not better

thousands of dollars yeah just take me if i'm dead yeah that's the only time to hop in an ambulance guy like me i could pop in an ambulance one once or twice have you been in an ambulance blow bag on the ambulance yeah you have now i know you have that stand-up money i know you can afford to fuck it you're a job creator you can fucking ride the website dude dude make the money from spots feels like so much money because it's because it's in cash and then you go home and you're like dude i was just there for seven hours and i'm coming home with like a hundred bucks you could have sewn nikes for more money you add it up you're making way less than minimum wage. That is terrible.

I mean, it's not like you're working the whole time. No. I mean, dude, if I was working the whole time, I'd be happier. The worst part is just being there for fucking 10 hours. You're a working dog. A happy dog is a dog with a job, bro. It's true. You just need to be working.

You guys whip ass while you were at Temple? Did you ever brawl out there? I feel like not only do they smoke cigs over there, but they beat ass on Temple. There was one night I was walking with Lyle. Nothing happened, but things were heating up. Oh, shit. What?

Wait, what? I'm dialed in. There were guys on like a stoop. Were they locals? No, I think they were from St. You got me at stoop. I think they were from St. You got me at stoop. I think they were from St. Joe's. Oh, I see. It was me and my friend and they were like, look at these guys.

Like they were like kind of making fun. And then I was like, what are you guys saying? And I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I may look. I'm just trying to have a fun Friday night, okay? That sounds like it was really getting hot It was a little like They were kind of like We want to beat the shit out of it

Like they were like But that's probably what they do for fun on Friday nights Like there's stoop kids at Temple I think that just do that shit Well, it seemed like they weren't from around So they were like Let's, you know Let's go into philly crack some heads

how did you diffuse it did you just uh like find common ground or crack a joke or hey man let's let's you ran away like jake paul no no i didn't leave us alone don't plug your ears no i don't want no trouble yeah no I I think it de-escalated but it was kind of like things were subtly rising you know and I was like

hey hey let's take it easy fellas pipe down no one's beef with you girl how tall are you absolutely not I'm six five I think

he's six a million dude yeah biggest dude in the world but even still how tall were they I feel like you're not the kind of guy these guys were sitting

on a stoop looking at me like like they were they were they were gonna first day of jail they're trying to find the biggest guy in jail

and prove themselves maybe true North Philly North Philly is kind of jail why do you say that Big C what's similar

my what are some of the similarities damn Why do you say that, Big C? What's similar? Butter shot of Muslims? You do got the quads, though, bro. They didn't know that you could fucking probably block them like a sled. Like you could probably... No, I don't know. I would have...

You'd get under their pads. I would have tried. But then... You got into a fight in the park the other day big she i did in washington square park a guy you guys shoved me that was what uh he must have been a vagrant i must be disappointing you guys you're like you're so tall and i'm like yeah well people people fuck around people bully the hell out of me yeah fuck around and they never find out yeah they left to wonder but a guy a guy did he shoved me

a guy I was sitting I know that pissed me off dude I wanted to go find him I was sitting in the park and the guy asked me for money and I was like oh no sorry

and I stood up and he was like what you mean sorry and he shoved me I'll give you something to be sorry about I don't think your first fight should be a homeless dude though

yeah well that would be pretty hell even in the moment I was like this is a little I'm not gonna wail you should bully someone just get your kind of wet your chops bullying someone.

Yeah, just come up. Just beat the shit out of someone tiny. Don't give me any ideas. Dude, we do the podcast. I could see you bottling someone. Now I'm going on. I could see you like cracking someone over the head with a 40. Yeah, I'll cheat.

I've cheated before. I've told the story before on podcasts, but I poked some big Indian guy in the eyes once at Rutgers University. Damn. I put both of my thumbs in his eyes. He was just wailing on me. Really? And I grabbed him by the head and I put my thumbs in his eyes.

Why was he wailing? Because all our friends were fighting for like no reason. Damn. I've never run with a crew like that. You should have done a three-stages. That sounds awful. You should have done this. I don't want to just get my ass kicked.

I think if I was ever in a fight. You were never in a fight, Chad? No, dude. I think if I ever was, I would be like, if I was like with my buddies and we were all fighting another group of dudes, I think I'd be the guy in the back, like, like trying to make contact, but just missing every throw. Jump punching, like throwing a punch over everybody. Like trying to make it look just missing every throw jump punching like throwing a punch over like trying to make it look like i'm doing something yeah you have to well like i in

the park i did kind of i said something i was like yeah what are you doing and i said to the guy and he was like well so he backed off i feel like there's a thick layer of ice between you and your rage you know what i mean like it's it's probably down there, but it's like... It's about time it should melt. That's what I mean. I would love to see it, bro. Like, if these homeless... It's coming. You guys are giving me ideas. These temple, these St. Joe's kids keep on testing you. You need to, like,

fucking... I'm gonna go back to Philly. Go Super Saiyan. This podcast told me to whip your ass. I'm looking for two guys and they went to St. Joe's University. Two punks. You should go back to St. Joe's. They were sitting on a soup

and I did not like the way they were looking at me. Big Chrissy's looking for you. This was about four years ago. Big Chrissy's back in Philly with a mission. Putting up signs for people to rip off with your phone number on there. People are going to be turned.

Please call me with any information on these two roofians. I'd like to whip their ass. I'd like to whip a roofian's ass. I'm going to start. You should, man. I think we got to thaw that that layer of ice away.

Just have you fucking spaz on. It's about time for some climate change. Melt these ice caps, bro. We need to melt these polar ice caps and see what the fuck happens. We should. Big Chrissy, we should just start fighting people. Chrissy, how are you? And I'm just fighting people in Philly.

All my friends are like, what the fuck happened to this guy? Be so gentle. And I'm like, the ice caps have melted. Thurnberg was right. They told us eight years. I went on this podcast and they unlocked my brain. It took one high noon pineapple

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You're not. What happened? Alex Cooper said he wasn't allowed to no you didn't know about that no oh what the fuck maybe that's not a known thing this is juicy scoop dude you just dropped it this is just in we're more of like we're kind of like a drama podcast are you yeah yeah we started like a barstool an inner barstool drama related podcast oh damn constantly talking about just the hottest tea chrissy what do you know about barstool drama-related podcast. Oh, damn. Constantly talking about just the hottest tea. Chrissy, what do you know about Barstool? What's your perception on Barstool coming in?

Oh, I like Barstool. I listen to some of the podcasts. I like Barstool. You don't got to lie to kick it, bro. No, no. I was happy to come here. I was excited. I'm here with my friend Sean and with Mook.

Mook I know from Philly. Me and Mook and Chrissy were walking around. We looked like a bunch of fucking freaks. You guys came at a good time though. No one's here.

Red hair. Yeah, three red hair. The fact we're at three to three red hair, not red hair right now has got to be strength in numbers for you guys. True. You really can say

whatever the fuck you want right now. We could. Yeah, you guys could beat the fuck out of us. Lock the door. You guys would take us. You guys would take us big time. I would just let. We could. Yeah, you guys could beat the fuck out of us. Lock the door. You guys would take us big time. I would just let Big Chrissy cry

and punch you guys until he was done. While you poke our fucking eyeballs out. Everyone's so weak to me. My whole life. Fucking running. I've never been in like a... Dude, this mic is so fucking annoying. I've never been in a fight, but I've tried to be mic is so fucking annoying i've never been in a fight but i've been i've tried to be in fights and i've almost i've every

single time i've been on the verge of tears yeah you have trying to instigate it with people you know yeah my like my best friends yeah this was in like eighth grade ninth grade fuck you what was it i loved you they're laughing one time they're getting more angry I threw a party in high school And one of the guys wanted to fight me Why? At your house? Yeah One time I threw a party out of desperation

I was like alright it's senior year I have nothing to show for My family's gone for the weekend It's party time But the one guy who came, he was like drunk and he wants to fight. Like everyone was like, this guy wants to fight you.

And I was like, I was, I was stressed out just that there was a party happening at my house. And then like a guy wanted to fight me. Damn. That is a crazy level of stress. Walking around, you know,

I would have never expected you to throw a party at your house. I know it was, it was very, uh, it was a spur of the moment. I just went went for it and some jerk comes and tries to beat your ass well it was funny my friend i was like yeah i would i don't know what to do like before people showed up and my friend was like yeah if anything gets out of hand like just like your daddy's gun and you shoot him yeah no he said just just say the police are coming. So there was one, at one point in the night,

a car pulled up with a bunch of dudes that nobody knew. And they're like, yeah, we're here for the party. And I was like, oh, shit. Actually, the police are coming. Well, I went into the backyard and I said, the police are coming. And it was like, you know when the flash runs and leaves an imprint,

like a bunch of high school kids just ran. Just let the shadow. Yeah. It was, that was a wild night. That was, what was the libations? What were people getting,

getting dizzy off of? I don't even know. It was like, just like a thrown together, like just come. But did you have the booze or people just brought some? No, people just brought it.

People were like, that was a great party. And I was like, I'm still stressed out that I did it. You're the king of the party. No, I was not. I was just walking around like, holy shit, I can't believe this is happening. Just the idea that people were like. But you did it though.

It's sick. I did do it, yeah. And my sisters found out the Monday after school. They were like, Christian, we're going to tell mom and dad. Did they tell on you? No. monday after school they were like christian what we're gonna tell mom did they tell on you no i one time that monday i got home from school apparently i have two sisters my one sister was like i'm not gonna tell but like the other sister might so then i went to her room and i shut the door and i was like if you tell mom and dad i'll put you it his... I think I threatened to kill you.

I might have threatened to kill her. I was like, I'm going to kill you. I said, I'm going to kill you. And she didn't ever tell. Yeah, no shit she didn't tell. But then later I learned... The ice melted real fast. You tell. I'm going to kill you.

I was like, I'm going to fucking kill you. You do look like an old boy who just got... I'm going to have fun with you. I know, I gonna you do look like uh old boy i'm gonna have fun with you i know that's offensive i'm sorry we don't all look the same y'all could uh no but what i learned later what was funny about it though was that like i thought of it as like oh and i got away with it like no one ever found out away with it too and i talked about it with my one sister a few years later and and she was like, oh, like, dad knows. Your dad's in the house.

And my dad knew. I guess my mom never really found out. But that makes it sadder that your dad was probably, like, happy for you. Like, good for him. Yeah, I'm not going to tell him. This was, like, his one thing in high school. Yeah, good for him. That was great, man. He didn't know the whole party was trying to beat your ass.

Yeah, he was actually there. He was messing around, talking to all the kids. Who is that guy i'm here to beat big chrissy's ass one dude there who was a fucking dick my dad actually trying to beat my ass the shit out of me in front of all my friends i'd never told the party's over the police are coming crying bloody nose i never i never threw a party we i used to always have one of our friends throw parties and then his uh like he had like a babysitter and she told his mom and then the cops came i know i had a bunch of friends over one time my sister told my parents that my mom called me and she said my mom said

she was gonna call the cops on you if we didn't all leave snitch mom then we all drunk drove to the to our buddy's house everyone died yeah blood's on your hands mom you call her as you're bleeding out fish this is what you fucking wrought dude some crazy shit happened to me this fucking weekend bro and um i'm still trying to i'm still trying to process it i need you guys help uh getting through this this shit because um i don't know what i encountered i was at a hotel in uh um boston and the hotel was an old hotel built in like 1912 i was there with my family my sister's hotel room like across the way just everybody just around and we're hanging out went out friday it was a

fun night got back early on saturday night i just went to bed fell asleep at uh six in the morning i hear a fucking slam on my door another slam on my door and then a third slam and i fucking body just walks into my room a dude just fucking walked into my fucking your apartment i was at a hotel oh okay okay in boston a fucking old ass hotel this fucking guy barged in through my room bust through the door and i was like yo what the fuck like screamed at him by like morning breath so i was like yo what the fuck i couldn't i had like a morning voice and uh like there's no other way to say it but he was like an asian guy and he was like sorry like oh sorry like he fucking kind of like bowed out and it like get out of here you

frat i've been looking for you sweet and sour chicken ass get your sweet and sour chicken ass out of here. You were like, it's from Rush Hour. I'm quoting a movie. I'm not saying. I don't. I'm not saying, but you just still. You're just saying. I still need you out of here. It's at top of mind because it was on TNT.

You never saw Rush Hour? It's really good. It's really good if you never saw it. I was spooked for a fucking minute afterwards. I don't know if I went out in the hallway and look for him or if I like slammed the door to make sure it was like all the way shut or whatever. And like in a moment of weakness, like I fucking, I called the front desk. I was like, dude, someone just like got into my room.

Like, I don't know how they fucking got into my room and they sent up security. And I was like talking with the security guard, like explaining to him, like what the fuck had just happened. Like my sister across the hall, she like opened her door, like waking up, being like, like, what the fuck is going on? Like, I heard this like crazy commotion or whatever. The guy was like, we're going to look into it. We'll figure it out. And I like, couldn't go to sleep for hours afterwards. I'm like, man, fuck this hotel. Like no one should even be able to fucking like, even if the door was a little jammed and he could get in without a key card,

it shouldn't be on me to close the door all the way. I'm going to get my fucking money back from this fucking hotel. I went to the front desk the next morning to bitch about it. And they said, this should have never happened. We're sorry this happened. We're going to refund you tonight.

But we looked at the security tapes and we saw no one on the camera like we didn't see anything on the fucking camera it's a phantom but like but my asian ghost but my fucking like my sister was woken up across the hallway by it's not like it could it like that was probably one of their staff members oh it had to have been some dude that worked at the hotel. Yeah? Who was like, he thought you were going to be a nice hot piece of ass in there. A rapable piece of ass.

He'll know he was a dude. He's like, oh no. That's like a Yoshi. I'm so sorry. You've got to be kidding me. I was waiting to go in this room the whole night. You're going to sleep in this room. There's a dude in there?

Oh, sorry. Sorry. Not that I'm not even sorry. I feel so pissed you're not. Dude, I didn't even know that would just pop. Like, I was always, in my mind, I'm like, when I'm in a hotel, I'm like, this is the safest place on earth. That's why it was so hard for me to go back and sleep yeah every like i was hearing every sound i was like fucking a blind person like i was like acutely picking up sneezes from down the hall

because i was so attuned to like somebody else barging through my door it's like man fuck this place like how is this even possible but like sure enough this guy had barged into my fucking room i don't i don't know for a little bit i was like did i have a ghost encounter i looked up the hotel there were like i mean boston's old there's a lot of suicides that happen in the hotel oh shit some sizzle hotel this baseball player with a samurai sword yeah i was like going out fucking harikari dude that's scary i'm robbie code a baseball player like killed he had like a bad series in boston and he went in the like hotel and like he killed himself or something like that he had like a bad like seppuku yeah he committed he had a a bad homestand

and committed seppuku with like a sharpened like fucking baseball bat or something that's what he did when he saw you weren't a lady yeah exactly he fell on the floor bro he disemboweled himself but it was honestly just like the one of the most disturbing book actual experiences creepy as shit that's so scary yeah hearing that the next morning yeah that they that they and that they were telling me like we saw nothing like we looked over the security tapes and there was like yeah they probably didn't look i mean yeah i don't know yeah yeah they might not have but like i made i made it this dude's problem i was like what like what am i supposed to do at this time like are you gonna let me know or like am i should i just like sit tight can i go back to like bed

can i snuggle up or like what can i do but it's uh one of the more traumatizing it was like it's so creepy like that that night i'd already woke myself up with a nightmare screaming like i fucking like had such a bad nightmare that i came to like what hotel was an asian man and premonition it was a jew but no it's a fucking uh it was just like a crazy nightmare and then like but the night before i had crazy like i had a dream the night before that like for this other show we do the yak that i had to like cut my dick off for the show or something like that i had to fucking damn i was like but i had three dicks and so i like they wanted me to cut off all three of my dicks and

i was like cut off two i was like hiding one of my dicks. And I was like, cut off two. I was like hiding one of my dicks. I didn't want to cut off. I had like terrible sleep trouble the entire weekend just to be capped off with a fucking road. It was haunted. Sweet and sour ass. Have you ever seen the Cecil Hotel documentary? You know what it is?

No. What is it? You know what it is? What is it? I think I do. It's that hotel in like Hollywood. Oh, is this the Elisa Lam thing no what is it you know what it is what is it I think I do it's that hotel in like Hollywood oh is this the

the Elisa Lam yeah what is it the girl that like disappeared just security but she didn't disappear there's security footage

wasn't she in the water tower yeah she's in the elevator there's footage of her where she's like yeah doing weird stuff with her hands

she's voguing but there was like a ton of people died there let your body move they shut it down guys she's just voguing it's fine it's fine that uh who's that serial killer the night stalker used to stay there oh really ramirez yeah is that his name bro there's like there's a oklahoma city hotel where like a bunch of nba players have claimed to see some shit the fucking luxor in vegas has like a crate that's the pyramid shape one that has like a crazy

suicide like that's like his dudes are like losing money yeah and it's also like the inside of it is all um it's like hollowed out so like the the fucking rooms are along the side and it's just like hallways circulating i had a ghost experience one time i had a ghost i've had a couple ghost experiences where was yours i went to a uh i was staying with my grandparents in it was like upstate new york and it was like some campground we were in some room and i woke up in the middle of the night and there was like a figure like like truly like as a kid i was like that's a ghost you know and it was going like this and then my grandpa i remember stood up and was like what's going on and you know he saved me

he was in the same room as you yeah well we know, sleeping together. I wasn't like, Chris, probably your grandpa's boyfriend. Grandpa, get up. I know. What? What? I saw a ghost. Wait, so he saw him too? I don't know. I think, yeah, I don't. We didn't.

It's funny. Gone demon. Didn't really talk about it that next morning. I should have been like, there was a ghost in the room, right? Did you see that ghost? Yeah. No, but I still to this day think I did see kind of a specter. I believe you.

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Oh, the hat man. The hat man. But I saw it in my basement of my house and it was a dude peering around the corner in this big ass black top hat wearing all black. And he was peering around the corner of like the unfinished side of our basement. And he was like smiling at me. And I was like and I was like rubbing my eyes. I was I was sitting in a place where only i could see into the into like the unfinished side and then my sister and my cousin were sitting to the left of me and i was like rubbing my eyes and he just didn't go away

and then he just like went back in and then i ran upstairs damn and then i saw it again but the the second time i saw it i think i was like in. But that's not even your ghost story you're talking about. You have another ghost story? The Waco one? When we were at the Waco hotel, and you were like, dude, I saw a ghost last time I was in my room. Oh, I forgot about that one. This is recent? That was when we were in Waco for Neighborhood Eats.

Waco for the kolaches. Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night, and there was just a lady standing over my bed. It's in the video. It's tweaked, and he's like, dude, I just saw a lady smoking a cig. I swear to God. There's a lady standing over my bed. It's in the video. It's tweaked and he's like, dude, I just saw a lady smoking a cig. Like, I swear to God. There's a lady. A cig over your bed. Yeah, standing over my bed.

And then I like, and then I like went like that and she disappeared. Yo, crazy. She like disappeared into thin air. You would go to temple? She's blowing this, she's blowing this ghost smoke

in my face while I sleep. I don't appreciate it at all. Aren't ghosts like made of smoke? Like that's like, what the, she, my God, you're a fucking dumbass no dude ghosts aren't made of smoke

you think ghosts are sticky yeah bro you ever seen ghostbusters you're like just sticky as fuck they're made of like goo slimer yeah really i don't get slimed they're like misty no i don't think they're made of anything. I think they're like, they're like just there. They're not like, but so they're like a cloud. I think they like can, I think they can morph into the human shape. Like hard human or like translucent? I think they can come and they can go into hard human.

They get hard? Yeah. Hard body. They go hard body and then they go soft body. This one was rock hard. Yeah. Rock hard. They go hard body and then they go soft body. This one was rock hard. Yeah. Rock hard, blown smoke.

I think I saw a similar thing to the hat man's ass. I saw like a baby ghost in my basement when I was little. Baby ghost? Yeah, baby ghost.

I was playing with my toys. That's a tragedy. I mean, I was just scared at the time. That means that it was a dead baby, bro. Now that you mention it, yeah. That's why we. I mean, I was just scared at the time. That means that it was a dead baby, bro. Now that you mention it, yeah. That's why we got to ban abortion.

There's so many baby ghosts. I'm haunted by this. True, they all live in my parents' basement. Your mom must have been going crazy. Wait, what happened? Skeletons in the club. Holocaust. What happened with baby ghosts?

I remember I was playing with action figures in the basement when I was a boy and I remember I saw something like crawled up to me and then just scurried away and I cried and ran upstairs. No. What the fuck? That's way creepier. But also it could just be one of those things that was like a dream that I

remember and think it was real, you know? Because memories from that far away, I have a hard time. I remember one time I was in, I was in Cape Cod and we were driving as a family to my grandma's house. And there was this old ass lady, like, you know,

like, like, like a, like not like an old, like a young person, but she was wearing like a fucking gown and had like an umbrella, like someone that you'd see in like a fucking movie from the forties and like in like Casablanca or some shit. then we turned around and she was gone damn i think it's also my because

my mom is also afraid of ghosts and she probably just planted all these in my head is that right my mom yeah my mom tries to like talk to them and shit yeah my mom my mom fully believes in ghosts baby talk at these videos what if you just just have another sibling that you didn't know? Could be. They didn't tell me about it yet. My mom's afraid of The Exorcist still. The movie. I'll play the music and she has to leave the room.

Oh, shit. I just follow her. Pull up the link, the YouTube music. My parents were definitely never showing me scary movies as a kid. Same. They definitely weren't putting me on them. They knew I was a pussy, so they wouldn't show me scary stuff. Right, they're like, he's soft. I would get scared at not scary things when I was a kid.

Like what? Like that... Lion King or what? No, do you know that movie Spirited Away, Big Chrissy? I love that movie. I got so scared by that movie when I was a kid. Yeah, that I made them hide the DVD. I was convinced that the DVD was cursed.

I mean, the ghost in that movie is kind of creepy. I think I remember the parents being turned to pigs. Yeah. It scared me a lot. They started eating. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good movie.

I got to watch Spirited Away. Bro, you've never seen Spirited Away? Chill, bro. I'm fucking getting to it. It's on my list. No, I'm a cinephile. It's an M&A. It is?

Yeah, it's not great. It's pretty boring. Just kidding. It's amazing. You're not trying to get flamed online by this. I watched that growing up. I like that one. People make fun of me for being scared of it.

They say, how could you be scared of that? But it's about ghosts. Yeah, but it is. I don't even remember what it's about. It has some kind of freaky imagery. The the imagery scared me i had no concept of what was happening in the movie probably makes you confront death too you know what i mean you're not trying to do that shit as a child true there's already enough dead babies in my phone yeah right no that's how i felt about marcel the shell with shoes on bro that shit made you never watched

you guys never watched that i heard about it but i didn't see it marcel the shell with shoes on you never watched that no it's on every delta flight and it was just on it was just uh nominated for an academy award was it good oh yeah it was awesome it's like a fucking office style documentary about this shell that has shoes on cute ass shell bro well it was so scary about it it confronts you with mortality oh i see i see you know i mean you're not trying to be confronted with mortality i don't want to watch that now i scary about it? It confronts you with mortality. Oh, I see. I see. You know what I mean? You're not trying to be confronted with mortality. I don't want to watch that now. I heard about it, but now I don't want to watch it. We'll tug at your heartstrings.

I don't want a shell to be like, you're going to die. He has like a cute ass voice. You're going to die. Your family's going to die. Yeah. We're all going to die. It fucking sucks. It has like the cutest voice you ever heard like everything about it's so cute

like an alvin and the chipmunks voice even cuter bro alvin and the chipmunks don't have cute voices that's like a trick that's like a it's just like a dude talking and they speed it up or they like change the audio yeah yeah i don't know why they i guess that was probably like the first special effects like they didn't have other ways to fuck with voices yeah so that's why they they od'd on the fucking sped up voice yeah kind of trash alvin and the chipmunks super trash doesn't really hold up my name is earl in the uh in the live action movie though i thought that was kind of cool he's a scientologist known scientologist who is earl jason or jason lee from my name is earl he's also a skateboarder did you know that can this guy get any cooler yeah what

doesn't he have yeah i'll go from skateboarding straight to science i go from skateboarding to worshiping aliens that's sick where did scientologists live on a fuck they lived on like a cruise ship or something that like it was like maritime law so they could like rape or whatever yeah Elrond had a boat allegedly musk cabbage

they're gonna come for you dude you gotta chill they know what it is bro I don't know shit about Scientology you don't wanna dude

it's pretty disturbing is it really they manipulate it's like it's a lot of hypnotism almost yeah it's like there's still like

Scientology churches though right like Hollywood Boulevard Tom Cruise it's one of the biggest cults in the world Will Smith it is probably It's a lot of hypnotism almost. There's still like Scientology churches though, right? Like Hollywood Boulevard. Tom Cruise. It's one of the biggest cults in the world. Will Smith? It is probably the biggest cult. Is there one in Manhattan?

Definitely. They're everywhere. They're in every major city. That's crazy. And they get, they just, I don't know how the fuck they do it. They have like a recruitment center on Hollywood Boulevard. I think it's good. I'm actually going to convert.

Yes, it's actually super dope. It's all rich people, right? Really respect them. It's every walk of life. But it's like if you're poor, you're a foot soldier and you're, you have to like commit to 10 years of getting raped or some shit. It's awesome. Yeah, you make like.

The church must be really good then. Yeah. It's just like the Catholic church. I'm out. I'm out on that. You're going to go through all that? Yeah. But you can be Tom Cruise.

No, I don't know. Yeah. When you say bad things about them, they, like, find you and frame you. Yeah, and they try to, like, piss you off and stuff. So they can get, like, a... Especially if you're a public figure, they'll try to, like, piss you off. For collateral.

And then try to, like, sell a video of you, like, freaking out on somebody. Damn. Because, like, Mia Romini was... My name is Sean Gardini. My name is Harry. Oh, yeah. My name is Harry.

Man, that's creepy as fuck fuck that's a real thing that happens just like regular people I forget what they call them not regular people but when you talk about them on a podcast really are they going to come for us I don't think so but like you don't think so

those two dudes on the stoop in Philly they were they were actually known Scientologists join up or die bitch join the org

the sea org yeah that's what it's called the sea org that's what they still call themselves oh really yeah

that's kind of dope and uh dude they sent like fake interns to South Park cause they did that episode on them oh yeah yeah undercover really spies yeah and the And dude, they sent like fake interns to South Park because they did that episode on them. Oh, yeah, yeah. Undercovers?

Yeah. Really? Spies? Yeah. And the information they came back with was apparently that they like to smoke weed and they have a lot of famous friends. Damn. So a dude worked at South Park for like a month.

He's probably like, this is awesome. Yeah. But what South Park did was like expose all the shit they charged people millions of dollars for in that one episode. They made fun of it. I can't believe the guy went back to Scientology after chilling with South Park for a fucking week. They're probably going to offer him a full-time job.

Yeah, they might have made him a knight of the... I think they still have... It's like a hierarchy. It's like a caste system. It's crazy. So when you're like Tom Cruise you're like the king so cause Tom Cruise

is fully in it yeah Tom Cruise is kind of the king yeah did you see Top Gun Maverick I mean yeah he's cool they got Dick though huh in the Oscars

they got fucked over I thought that movie should have won Best Picture I don't care I enjoyed that that was if Tom Cruise keeps making those movies those good those movies like that I thought that movie should have won Best Picture. I don't care. I enjoyed that.

If Tom Cruise keeps making those movies, those movies like that good? It's Scientology's best hope. I'm going to hail Xenu in the theater. I love Scientology. Exactly. They make another Mission Impossible. Mission Impossibles have always gotten better. Yeah.

No, those are very good. Isn't Charlie D'Amelioio in scientology i didn't know that those bitches are right they're extremely right i don't think she is she like posted a picture like in front of a scientology church should i like both yes or no she's tiktok dancing in front of the the org busting it open for the fucking org I think she did it as like a joke people got mad it's not a fun joke or someone like made her put it on and then she like took a video with it

damn bro she's kinda sick where is she at she's top row bitch Oh she put the Amulet on What does that mean You die

Yeah I don't know What's an amulet Just a necklace A chain Yeah yeah yeah It's like a A dream chaser chain Sort of

Hold up wait a minute Oh Ron Hover's Dream chaser chain Isn't Speaking of North Philly Isn't Lil Uzi dating one of the D'Amelios?

Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. Or they just, weren't they just together at the, like, Nickelodeon Awards or some shit like that?

I don't know. Is one of them still underage? No. That's gotta be the one who made it. That's gotta be the one. But they're both, like, really young.

How old's Lil Uzi? 30? I don't know 27 27 Oh that's younger than I thought The kids choice awards Sounds about right

That's weird How does it mean 27 going to the Kids choice awards? I mean unless You know it's cool But it's just kind of Getting like slimed

Yeah As a slime Lil Uzi makes too much money To be getting slimed on Nickelodeon his hair's too good bro his hair's too sharp yeah he's a man

yeah he's incredible he's got mad gems and he's like he's got that like Thanos gem removed from his forehead right oh did he definitely

but he's so he's so gangster that he can like kinda act gay yeah true like you know how there's some dudes he's kinda like

he's like Prince almost he is like the new Prince yeah he's just a like he's like Prince almost he is he's like the new Prince yeah he's just a legend he could just like be like kind of weird have affectations and like just be like

I like him though I like I like Uji too he used to come to temple a lot yeah he would just like there would be like almost sightings and then he'd disappear

yeah he'd like pull up on a quad and then people would just swarm him in his sweet ass car like didn't he what did he have like a reflective purple car he had like the sweetest ride that exists on earth like the future most futuristic cool car he's he's cool he pulled up outside my high school uh saint joe's from philly yeah oh okay that makes more

sense i was like why the fuck is he just going to temple yeah yeah yeah no one chooses to drive through North Philadelphia. I just want to ride. Just got to make a pit stop in the Badlands. It's sick, bro. We need to start listening to some New Jersey club music. They should make a new Rush Hour about Lil Uzi driving

through North Philly. Lil Uzi and Big Chris here. Just flying through North Philly, dying against the quad at Temple. Uzi, call me. Call me, Uzi. Let's make it happen. Hell yeah.

That would be great. That's just what the culture needs. White man can't jump, bro. They do need you, dude. Yeah, he would crush the culture. Because you're you, bro. You're you. You're him.

You are him. Bro, you're 100% you. Dude, you would tower over Lil Uzi. Yeah, I would. You could you. You're him. You are him. Bro, you're 100% you. Dude, you would tower over Lil Uzi Vert. Yeah, I would. You could squash him like a bug. You're like, Uzi, the ice caps are about to melt. It's about to get bad for you. You're gonna get squished.

I throw a script on the desk. Rush hour four. He's like, what? They did go three. Oh, there's three rush hours? Yes, bro. Damn. Are they all good? I mean, they're all kind of the same movie. What does your Uber driver think?

Two is good. I should have asked him. Two is kind of good. Two, he's like, at first. Two is they go to China then after they're in LA. Yes. Then it's like the, you know, Chris Tucker's like fish out of water. But like the last scene of two is incredible.

And like some dude dies and he's like, wipe yourself off. You're dead. It's fucking sick, bro. Damn. Is Junetown in two, Mr. Junetown? Or is that in one? I don't fucking know, bro. You never saw it either?

No, no. I haven't seen a lot of movies. We just got into this. But Chrissy is mad at me for it. Don't, bro. What? Let him be. I haven't seen so many movies. I'm mad i'll watch them for you but you could just be like his uh guide on the journey he does tell

me a lot of good movies to watch well that's that's the one of the you told me to watch buffalo 66 that's a great movie it's one of my favorites one of the tears on our podcast is uh you know people message me that's the only tier on our podcast. If you give us $10, you get to be best friends with Big Chrissy. You guys are doing well on Patreon, right? We're doing okay. It's the hardest job in the world. We clock in every day at the podcast factory and work.

How many Patreons you guys got? Another day at the podcast factory. We can just look, right? Can we just look and see how many you have and how much money you make no I block the money you block the money we have like 500

dude don't block the money everyone likes to see the money it's private it's rude to say how much money you make no way let's get those fucking numbies up though

subscribe to these boys fucking support us patreon bro subscribe to these motherfuckers let's get these dudes rich let's have them dude chrissy says so many slurs on the patreon

really yeah dang and I edit them I'm telling you the ice caps are melting edit them in I blast

I blast sigs and I blast some other stuff a different type of sex oh fuck yeah dude definitely slurs. There's some other stuff too. A different type of fags. Oh, fuck. Yeah, they definitely follow these dudes so they could quit all

their jobs. You have a real job, Chrissy? I edit. I'm kind of like Sean. I edit. Oh, you guys are just both editors? We're at the podcast factory. Yeah, you guys actually work at the podcast factory. Do you have to go into an office? No, for my regular job, I just work from home. We work at the podcast factory. Yeah, you guys actually work at the podcast factory. Nobody knows the trouble I see. No, for my regular job, I just work from home.

They tried to get me to go into the office, and I threw a hissy fit. What did you say? I was like, I can't. You said, I'm not going into the office. Yeah, that's pretty much what I said. That was the extent of your hissy fit? I feel like that's the most riled up you could get. Yeah, I don't get riled up lately.

I have Chrissy fits. Throw a Chrissy fit? You got riled up lately. I have Chrissy fits. Throw a Chrissy fit? You got riled up. Forget it. That was a one-off. It hit. I got too excited by the black cherry flavor. Whoa, black cherry.

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I feel like it would just be an easy no. You don't even have to get mad. Just be like, no way. I think he was like like that and then the guy was like why not and he was like there's nothing you could offer me that would be worth as much as oh i think i have seen that yeah i think i've seen that i can't remember who it was though no i think i probably saw it on like instagram reels with like some weird like dubai music in the background and then like some cut to like billionaires instagram bro it's crazy how um it's it's crazy how beast is getting destroyed these days for giving away money months your beast people are

muddying monster beast and for what but like once your beast is like i got a million dollars for you in a fucking cage and all you have to do is like sit cross-legged and like people are like this guy's preying on people like making them dance for money like making poor people dance isn't it something with like people found that he can like write it off on his taxes oh i'm sure it's all deductible yeah yeah but he's also giving money to people that don't have the money you don't get it he's a bastard i heard someone say that people in like north carolina or wherever he's from like wait around for him to come to certain like shopping malls and stuff. Yeah, that shit's really depressing.

I like tweeted out something a while ago. Playing the lottery. Yeah. I like tweeted out something a long time ago being like, like I'm friends with Mr. Beast or something. And like we're giving away like a million dollars. And I had people like DMing me being like, yo, like my kids are dying. Like I need this money. Oh my God.

And I deleted it so fast. That got real quick. I met him one time. I had no idea. This was maybe like four years ago. And we have this band called Pop Punk. And they did a Best Bar in America competition. That bar stool threw.

And ECU won. So we went down to ECU. And we're just about to play at ECU. But Mr. Beast, I guess, is from North Carolina or some shit or what? And so he's the one that put the fucking thumb on the scale and like made them win because he just told all his YouTube followers. But he was just in like the green room with us or whatever. And I think on stage I like introduced him as like the wrong name. I was like, Mr mr animal is coming up

please welcome months you're awesome like i just completely and he was like so like how are you guys big and i like just completely little boyed him and i was like yeah like barstool or whatever he's like you guys have a youtube and he like looked up barstool's youtube like presence and like kind of like scoffed at it. And I had no idea who he was. You know how old he is? How old is he? Twenty four. He is?

Yeah. It's hilarious. He looks fucking 70. Bro, don't say that. Saving the world does that to you. Exactly. He probably has the yoke to bear. He's aging in fucking war years.

He's just a soldier. YouTube has like like 100 million subscribers that shit is so weird to me he like loves YouTube he like learned it he got famous because he said Logan Paul's name for 24 hours straight and uploaded it to YouTube

yeah kind of a beast that's why they call him that bro he said Logan Paul like rapid fire for literally 24 hours. How old was he then? 17? Or did he edit it together? No, he didn't go to sleep.

Like every second he said his name? Yeah, what? At the podcast factory, bro? That sucks. But I guess But who was watching that whole video? Or did they just click ahead to the end? I guess they guess it fucking but who is watching that whole video or did they just click ahead to the end

I guess they just got him attention at the end do you think he went like and subscribe yeah he's being stupid oh no

he said Logan Paul 100,000 times and it's 17 hours long guess how many views it has milli 22 million views oh and how long do you have to watch for it to register a view 60 seconds probably Guess how many views it has. Millie. 22 million views.

And how long do you have to watch for it to register a view? 60 seconds? Probably. Let's listen. Let's hear what he has to say. I wonder what he has to say. I want to hear it, dude. I want to skip to the end. Why is this not loading?

Rogan Paul. All right, guys. That's the end of the video. Like and subscribe. If you like what you see, make sure you do yeah he's done so much shit that i'm not even aware of it's just coming up with my tiktok algorithm like putting your hand on a fucking like square of money or being inside of a circle for that's like how he's like that's how he got really big was he was doing those like i took seven of my

friends i put them all in a circle and the first one to leave the circle loses and it's like the last person to stay in the circle wins one million dollars yeah that's awesome how did he even have a milli to give them just by saying logan paul's name dude i don't know i just realized it might be a little hard to load 12 hours in i wonder if his mommy and daddy is rich maybe his mommy and daddy might be rich they're from the fucking from the fucking streets, dude. He got himself out of the hood. Beast Senior. Yeah. That's about it. You're the next Mr. Beast, dude. We're going to get you out of the hood. Yeah, bro. What's the plan for that? Let's just save

up some... Oh, he speed ran it? Save up some doubloons. Turn it up. Whoa. Is he hitting a vape? I thought he was hitting a fucking... Holy shit, dude. Why would you ever do this? Damn.

That's a new level of dick eating that I've never seen before. Dude, he must have had the most brain damage. Oh, this is towards the end. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. damage oh this is towards the end dude that's like Guantanamo Bay torture yeah that's what the shit is this dude yeah but now he's

more famous than Logan Paul right probably yeah you think more people know him than Logan Paul dude he's a hundred million subscribers yeah dude he's more famous million subscribers your beast yeah dude he's got his own book more famous than fucking god he is god yeah he's god now yeah you open up the bible now it just says mr beast yeah true he cures he makes people see yeah he really does he's about to walk on water yeah just turn him on the 100 000th logan Paul, I will bless you. I turn water into wine.

The last supper. I turn these three fishes into burgers. Didn't he also start ghost kitchens? But then I think he made it his own restaurant. I think I pissed. I'll be right back. That's what Beast Burger is.

You're going to miss out on the fun, brother. Yeah, well, he also, yeah, you're going to miss out on the fun, brother. Yeah, well, he also... Yeah, you're about to clip this. You're about to clip... All right, you're good, you're good, you're good. His chocolate bar shit, dude. People are just flaming him for the fucking...

Chocolate bar? What is he, Willy Wonka? Hey, Chrissy. You're crazy, bro. Not a fucking game, bro. What? No, I just... I didn't know about this chocolate bar business endeavor i think i heard vaguely about it he has a chocolate bar he like urged everyone to like he's like please keep my chocolate bar displays clean because oh yeah that's why i heard about it that's a little touch but then he but then just a little touch but then

like everyone was like we're gonna fucking destroy him now and then he went on that dude what's the dude's name keith what keith the food reviewer dude on uh on tiktok who has like fucking 10 million views oh i know that guy i don't know keith something yeah they might be right keith lee keith lee he does all the food and then so keith lee reviewed his chocolate bars and he gave him like a 7.3 Like a 7.0 And like fucking Mr. Beast like flipped his set And was like pissed Like not

He was like pretending to be like fake mad But like He was actually mad Like he wanted that fucking home cooking It's a good coke He wanted an 8 Yeah he wanted that clean 8 Not a 7

Sorry You get a 7 Keith gives you a 7 Keith Oh is Keith Lee Kevin Lee's brother? You know that? Sorry, you get a seven. Keith gives you a seven. Keith? Oh, is Keith Lee Kevin Lee's brother? Isn't he like a fighter? Yeah, I think that is who that is. He just reviews all foods.

It's just, for whatever reason, just a super interesting way to... It's funny to see that guy's trajectory of video, because he does food review stuff. But then I saw a video, one of the few videos I've seen of him is a video like video because he does like food review stuff. But then I saw a video. One of the few videos I've seen of him is a video of him where like, he's like, don't approach me when you're out. What? I have to protect myself and I will protect myself.

And then he goes, I am him into the mic. And I was like, whoa, you got to get like that, dude. Whoa. That should be you. Let's fucking apply a little heat. Steve Harvey, Keith Lee. Don't look me in the eye and don't approach me.

Oh, Nicki Minaj. Did Steve Harvey say don't look me in the eye? Nicki grandma. That's what they said on the Steve Harvey show. You're not allowed to look at him. Really? If you're like on the staff, yeah. What?

I don't want to slander Steve because he's the funniest fucking guy in the world. I met him in Chicago. He was so nice. He was like, I mean, I was with my girlfriend at the time, current wife and two girl cousins, and he was just loving the ladies. But it was like him outside the Trump Hotel smoking cigars, wearing like Stacey Adams suits, like with wide room hats. I love his social media.

It's just like- Like inspirational quotes. And he's like dressed up like the Joker. Yeah. He has like these crazy suits on. Orange suits for no reason, like a vest. Yeah. Like a bowler hat. He has like these crazy suits on. Orange suits for no reason. Like a vest. Yeah.

Like a bowler hat. He's like a penguin. He does like motivational videos. I think so. Like speeches. Like motivational guy. Yeah. I was, it's funny.

I was in an Uber one time. Garden. They were playing his radio show. It's good. He's so funny. He has a radio show? I think so, yeah. Yeah, dude, he does so much.

He does a lot of stuff. He's so funny. He's worth like hundreds of millions of dollars. He's good. He's so funny. He has a radio show? I think so, yeah. Yeah, dude, he does so much. He's deeply charismatic. He's so funny. He's worth like hundreds of millions of dollars. He's great. He's the real Monsieur Beast. Yeah. Yeah, he's the original Monsieur Beast in the way that he... Beast X.

Monsieur Steve. Beast X Harvey collab. I would rule. I would buy in. I mean, that will happen. I hope so. Within the next like five hours. Family Feud Beast episode? I bet Mr. Beast is like, like, Family Feud, Beast episode. I bet Mr.

Beast is like, who are you? What are you famous for? To Mr. Beast, bro? No, Mr. Beast would be like that to Harvey. He would dub Harvey. Oh, yeah. He would dub Harvey. He would have no idea Harvey's up there. He would fucking, I love Steve Harvey. Yeah, Steve Harvey's great. The way he just looks at people when they say a crazy answer

on Family Feud. My favorite one is the girl, is the dude barking. We've watched that movie so many times. I've never seen that. No? No. Dude, this girl, you know how they bring people up to the table from each family? And it's like this one girl goes up and she's got like big boobs and

she's jiggling them around. And then there's this other dude that goes up and he's like Yeah. It's funny. That's literally what he does. I've seen it. It's pretty like, and then what did Steve Harvey say? He's like, down boy. Yeah.

No, no. Steve Harvey is like, what the hell is wrong with you? Yeah. He's like, you got a wife over there. And literally his wife was like standing there. Yeah. His wife's like five feet away. Yeah.

He's like, it's crazy. He's a skinny black dude. Yeah, his wife's like five feet away. He's like... It's crazy. Skinny black dude and this white girl. Do you have it on your computer? It's great to watch Steve Harvey like mediate those situations. What's the funniest guy in the world? That's Darius?

Oh, we have another guy that we like named Darius. Wait, run that back. Yeah, wait, play it again. Play it again. No, listen to him. She does seem like a nice lady. I'm sorry. I talked over that.

Damn, that's the funniest thing Steve gave him a stern talk Steve Harvey's like come on are you actually a goddamn man you like really pushed him he really

dude that's gotta what do you think the wife does in that situation that's happened before you think he's barked at women before that's gotta be a usual thing

you don't just pull that out of the bag on live TV yeah that's not his first time barking at some bouncing maybe it was you never know He's barked at women before. There's no doubt about it. You don't just pull that out of the bag on live TV. Yeah, that's not his first time barking at some bouncing white girl things. You never know how you're going to act on The Feud. Yeah, it's true. He got a little too excited. Yeah, The Feud could bring out the worst in people. Or the best.

Naked grandma. You ever see that one? The what? Do you know the other Darius? Who's TikTok famous? Mook, do you know him? He's 19 years old and autistic and his mom films him. Me and Big Chrissy spent a long time talking about him.

But he might be the coolest guy in the fucking world. There's a lot of fake autism on TikTok, though. Trust me, this guy's as real as it gets. Genuine. Didn't they find that train dude that didn't have autism? Oh, I could spot him from a fucking mile away yeah

yeah he was like non-spectrum ass yeah his completely other end of the spectrum ass he had a damn good impression but it wasn't quite

this just shows how dumb we are that were just like oh he was like smiling and like filming himself like he must he was like over excited he must have autism

well cause I don't even think anyone knew I don't think he ever said he had autism Once trains enters the conversation You're like yeah this guy's I don't think that's fair You can just be a train guy Joe Biden's a train guy

Well that's not a good Joe Biden's a big train guy Yeah He's like a huge train guy He was running trains with who? I know he was back in the day. Probably, yeah. Horny fucking bastard.

I know, this hair-smelling bastard, bro. Look at Hunter Biden. True, Hunter loves having sex. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Something's going right. You don't just become like that. Horny, yeah. You don't just become an absolute horny dog.

He learned from his dad. Yeah, his dad was fucking in front of him. With that, he's just taking pictures with a gun. Yeah, he's like... Dude, smoking crack on video. Yeah. I don't mean to bring up the hard-hitting topics. No, it happened.

Yeah, you could find all of these videos if you really want to. He did it. Oh, yeah, everyone's seen them. I hope so. They're a little disturbing. Yeah. They're like unsettling to watch yeah it's definitely like the one where do you ever see the one where he jumps in the pool naked yeah that's my favorite one i don't even think it's unsettling i think it's like it kind of it's funny i think he kind of weirds me out yeah he's very like long

and he's like it feels like something you'd see like in like a fucking what was that movie we were talking about i don't know rush hour something you'd see in rush hour hunter biden running down the street naked hunter biden uh chris talker that would be good true well he was on kimmel now that you mention it hunter b? What a coincidence. Kimmel fucking put on a masterclass last night. Two pedophiles doing a talk show together. You guys watch the Oscars? No, I didn't.

I did. Probably. I was probably the best comedian of all time. Jimmy Kimmel. You see that bit that they ran at the end? You're sarcastic, guys. There you go again with your sarcastic ass. Everyone loves Jimmy Kimmel.

No, what did he do? I didn't watch it. It was ending and it was like ending and he was like thank you guys good night and then it like showed him walking off stage and there was this like calendar that was like days since oscar incident yeah he like switched it to one or like successful oscars with no incident and he switched it to one and i was like god damn jill. You fucking bastard. He's savage.

Ruthless. I watched the Oscars. I watched the Oscars last year. It was awesome, right? It's pretty great. It's the most exciting live TV movement I've seen outside sports. I mean, last year when the whole slap thing happened, you didn't know what was funny about the live, I mean, last year when the whole slap thing happened, you kind of, you didn't know what was happening until like some Australian guy on Twitter was like, here's the uncensored version.

And then you saw Will Smith screaming. Yeah, because they cut out the yelling on TV. I think as soon as after he got slapped, they cut him away. And I remember what was funny about it. I was watching it live. And you're kind of watching it like, oh, my God. Wait, what? Yeah. And I was like, man, it was like a G.I. Jane joke.

And then you hear the uncensored version. And Chris Rock goes, it was a G.I. Jane joke. It was like, that's what I said, Chris. Yeah, that was pretty must-see TV. That was good. That was probably the best live it was tv thing i've ever seen yeah it was like a conundrum like people because like it's no idea live tv doesn't happen like that it's all planned except for sports like everything is planned and so that was like the one rare like smith had other ideas out of the

matrix dude yeah that was fucking nuts and then and then he won an Oscar yeah like five minutes later yeah for King Dicky he went up

and everyone was like and he cried for like he did like a ten minute speech while crying yeah and Sam Jackson just dapping him up

yeah it was fucking sweet for him at that time but then he's still doing fine dude people are still like mad at Chris Rock yeah

a lot of people you didn't go viral for being like you make fun of my wife for having fucking hair loss I'll whip your ass fuck that yeah

you definitely didn't she also just shave her head she has that whole hair loss thing but it's like doesn't I don't

alopecia you just claim alopecia for anything you go male pattern and you claim alopecia I know like a bunch of guys that have claimed alopecia yeah you just claim alopecia for anything you go male pattern and you claim alopecia I don't like a bunch of guys that have claimed alopecia yeah you just claim alopecia

I think this shit fucking flies I don't think anyone's checking you on alopecia no I have a disorder what uh but Chris Rock went in on it

on the special you watched it I didn't know I watched it Chris he did though I watched it you like it that was good

I liked it a lot of people are watched it Did you like it? That was good I liked it A lot of people are like I got flamed for saying That I heard people Liked it yesterday Yeah well who was flaming you? Was it comedians flaming you? Yeah it was comedians

Yeah I kind of What is comedian? Because every comedian is like Fucking hack And it's like dude It's fucking Chris Rock I kind of

It's been doing comedy For like 70 years I kind of enjoyed it though Dude I was like I laughed Yeah A good amount A lot of people I think Wanted 70 years. I kind of enjoyed it though. Dude, I was like, I laughed. Yeah. A lot of people I think want it to be like, everyone's coming at it from all angles,

but there's one bit in there. I mean, you know, he talks about like the slap stuff, but the slap stuff is not very funny. How can she slap? There's, there's a bit in there about the Kardashians.

That's such a good, like, it feels like a true Chris rock, like bombastic. Like, that's what i liked about the special was he he was you know like it's like very physical and like it felt almost like old school chris rock it was i enjoyed it people just have such an aversion to you if you like say like

fucking they're canceling people out here people are like here we go again fucking cancel yeah he did some cancel culture stuff like off the top yeah yeah but some of it was funny started with yeah he was the lululemon thing i thought was hilarious yeah yeah yeah it was good i i liked it and it was also cool because it was live and it was yeah yeah i don't know i enjoyed i haven't sat down and watch a special like that in a long time a lot of people seem to be critical about it because they uh they actually i'm still surprised by how many people side with Will Smith on the like people in real life I don't know

I guess I just read like Twitter I don't think I've ever met anyone in real life who's been like Chris Rock had that coming for him if anyone ever made fun of you though I would slap them in the face on live TV you'd poke their eyes out fucking dual thumbed you think they've talked since then I don't think so in the face. On live TV? You'd poke their eyes out. Yeah, I would. Fucking dual-thumbed.

You think they've talked since then? I don't know. I don't think so. Definitely not. Zero percent. Or didn't you, well, maybe he called

and apologized or some shit. I don't fucking know. I don't know. He's like, hey, Will, can I run this bit by you? Yeah. It's about how your wife

fucked some other guy. What do you think? Is this funny? It's funny, right wife fucked some other guy. What do you think? Is it funny? It's funny, right? He got to redo his bit for the fucking video too. It's crazy. Dudes, we appreciate you guys coming on.

Drop your shit, bro. We appreciate you having us. Fucking blast your shit, bro. Support the super ultimate audiovisual experience with Christian and Sean for your viewing and listening pleasure. Patreon.com slash T-Suave. That's right. Anything else you want to plug? No. Any shows?

No. I'm a headline. I'm a headline in the summertime. Oh, really? Where at? In Boston for one night. Oh, Laugh Boston? No, it's the hideout.

Oh, yeah. I know that. And bringing Big Christian. Yeah, I came up there. Did you? No. Oh, yeah. I forgot. You're in New England. Yeah, I remember going, I'm Ian Rogan. it's the hideout oh oh yeah I know that and bringing Big Christy yeah I came up there did you no oh yeah I forgot

you're in New England yeah I remember going I mean it's a long it's a long time fuck dude the times

you and Burr the hideout you and Burr Rogan and Burr Rogan was always in the dude fucking nice guy he's a nice guy

nice guy man he can play pool too I heard oh yeah he's a sharp dude watch out for him don't take your good big chrissy everything he knows please support us yes you need to get big chrissy

out of the hood subscribe to these boys that'd be awesome don't play these guys out of order thursday garden is enough oh yeah yeah we're doing uh our sketch show oh fuck it's coming out on thursday for real yeah so one gardini's wrapped up bro he was on dollar slices yeah that was fun fucking oh i brought something to show you guys that i got there what'd you get chlamydia yeah yeah my penis oh yeah i got one of those too got this yeah we already showed a knife we already showed those off wait you were on that one you got from nick yeah your friend your friend and peer nick gave me this cool knife yeah i bring it around with me you brought on the airplane yet or what no that's right yeah actually

i gotta take that out of my wallet like now before i forget that's why i had in my wallet and i was like i have to take it out yeah because i'm gonna get there was the dude on the airplane like last week from like uh it was like an la flight that was like trying to stab people with a fucking sharpened spoon or something. Oh, yeah. I saw that. Yeah. Didn't he say, I'm hijacking this plane? Yeah.

He seemed like a stable guy to me. He seemed normal. He seemed really cool. The ultimate dude was the guy that was fucking singing Eminem. You see that? I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid. At least he was at baggage plane.

Thank God, bro. He was on a plane. He was really trying to get people. He wanted people to sing along. Everybody! Yeah. That song meant way more to him than... And then he broke his glasses and his phone.

That guy was awesome. Legend, legend. Yeah, he was a legend in the main. That was the biggest public freakout I've seen since like that fucking bagel dude. Oh, I love that. The bagel boss guy. You're not God or my father. Yeah, that guy. so girls online can call me

short and everyone's like dude what the fuck are you talking about because they like didn't have the bagel that he wanted there's there's a video of him too on tmz i saw after real racist well he's interviewed and they're like you know some people say you're never get he goes some people say they're like some people say you're misogynistic and he's like what's that like egotistical? He just has no idea. There was a whole bunch of videos that came out after that of him just being like

real racist. The bagel boss. Not surprising. But watch Out of Order for sure. That was a lot of fun. Out of Order. It's going to be dope. It's a good ass name too. Thank you. I'm so happy. This was a lot of fun yeah alright out of order it's gonna be dubbed it's a good ass name too thank you I had such

I'm so happy this was a great time I'm happy too bro he means that too I can tell I know you wouldn't just say that shit willy nilly no I mean it

this was great everything he says he means love that hell yeah love you good shit boys thanks fellas thank you

thank you