Son of a Boy Dad - The Political and Economical State of the World - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 101

Episode Date: February 15, 2023

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Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today it is February 14th. It is approximately 3.25 p.m. and we are recording son of a boy dad podcast with these microphones that don't want to stay in place it was just working until you started talking i know and then it just

collapsed as if it was an insolent mic as if it was trying to fuck you over this whole fucking office has a vendetta against us dude look at Look at that. We won't even face your face. It's really annoying, actually. I don't know. Shout out to all the lovers and friends out there. It's Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's to you if you got a boo thing, if you're making love on the regular,

and if you're completely celibate and have never felt a touch of the opposite gender or whoever you love, then I'm sure that shit will sort itself out if it's meant to. Or you'll die alone. I don't know. Dying alone is definitely on the table, I think. Wow, this is really fucking annoying. All right.

How's it going, Ron? How you doing? I think they they fucked us i think someone came in here just trying to fuck us dude it really was incomplete was completely fine before i heard that they took all the good screws to the chicago office yeah they probably did dude they left us with the rusty bolts and screws they fucking they took all the wd-40 and fucking skedaddled to chicago with it those shouldn't be this hard to make a microphone work. These are supposed to be the high-end mic stands. What the fuck is that thing?

What is that even for? Little people. Let's put a mic stand that's one inch long. Even little people I don't think would like that. I think they'd be very insulted like that. It's ridiculous what's happening. It's such fucking bullshit how they're getting us like this.

Because the cool kids over in Chicago are stealing all of our equipment. I fucking, dude, the fact that these cool kids are fucking, think that they can just run this fucking, this company from Chicago is laughable. Laughable. Oh, fucking sing your little songs at your lunch table, bro. Fucking go have fun fucking the prom queen. These fucking cool kids out in Chicago. You know what Chicago has? Rats.

Yeah. More than New York, actually. Wind. Almost double, I think. These fucking massive gusts of 120 mile winds bringing in fleets of rats. Poisonous. They have a lot of rats and they got a lot of wind. Fat rats. We're going to be here in New York holding it down. Yep. winds bringing in fleets of rats they have a lot of rats and they got a lot of wind fat rats we're

gonna be here in new york holding it down yep with all the culture merging with pick central so they wanted to throw in a couple more cool kids for the show me and sass are gonna be running pick central now um we're taking brandon's spot and by running we're gonna be the seventh and eighth voices on it yeah we're gonna zoom in every day even though we'll be in new york we're taking Brandon's spot. And by running, we're going to be the seventh and eighth voices on it. We're going to Zoom in every day, even though we'll be in New York. We're just going to get on the Zoom. Are we supposed to talk about the Chicago move every single day until they move? Because every single, it's like, that's like all anyone talks about right now.

It's like, oh, Chicago. Jesus Christ, dude. But it seems like that's not happening for a long ass time. I know. Like maybe we should have waited a little longer to be bringing that up. But people just jumped on it and are just fucking talking about it incessantly. It's like, why don't we talk about it?

Who the next two presidents are going to be while we're at it? Seriously. Can we talk about politics? Why don't we talk about, what is that? What is that? Jaden Smith clip? Have you ever seen that one?

I'm going to pull it up. Pull that bitch out. I think he's with Charlemagne and he's like, all of my friends, like they go out and they drink. And he's like, can we talk about the economical state of the United States, please? And he's being like dead serious. I wonder how that happened to the Smith kids that they wound up just sucking so badly. Wait, this is like one of the worst things you'll ever hear. Listen to this.

Sorry, my mic won't work, so let me try and... This is fucking retarded. Dude, what the hell is happening? Let's try and swing it around. Do you want to switch seats? No. Let's switch seats. No, I don't want to switch seats. It's just every time I touch it, it like completely flips over. Alright, ready to listen to this. This is hilarious. I go around

sometimes and I hang out with other people that are my age and they're just kind of like, I'm just like, dude, like, oh, my God. Like, can we talk about, like, the political and economic state of the world right now? Someone put like an edit on that. That's annoying. I hate when people do that. Isn't that crazy? That's so funny.

It's just so pretentious for no reason i know like bro can we talk about the political and economic state of the world right now all the kids are having fun all the other kids in my kindergarten class want to finger paint and i'm like bro everyone's going around they're like selfie duck face like bro can we talk about the political and economic state of the world? Seriously. I just want to know who the next president is going to be. I want to talk about my fucking rights. OK, like everyone's talking about, oh, we're going to who's going to Chicago.

The cool kids are going to Chicago. Like, bro, the 2024 election is coming up. Everybody's so worried about what's going to happen on Pick Central. We're in a global warming crisis right now. Every single day, the polarized caps are melting at an alarming rate. And all the cool kids are talking about. Like, bro, can we please talk about what's going on in East Palestine? Please.

We need to bring up. Like Pick Central this. Cool kids that. East Palestine is literally going through a hazardous crisis. Hazardous chemicals are pooling around the area. They're arresting journalists. They're arresting journalists. And all you want to do is take selfie duck face.

All the kids my age, all they want to do is selfie duck face. What like what is he? I've never heard him talk about politics. He just likes to talk about talking about politics. Dude, that's crazy and i'm i feel like charlamagne's the kind of person that wouldn't be like yeah totally like i feel like he'd give him shit for that yeah but i guess not he gave mgk shit i see that clip every single week when he was like uh when mgk was like these aren't bars that's not bars to you yeah yeah yeah i've

never seen that i just know the logic one where he's like his sister was like sexually assaulted and he's like who the hell raped your sister yeah and he's like don't you think you could have done something like ask some like bizarre question i think he almost got i think his career almost ended from that yeah he like got his ass beat on the street a couple times for that no just like for other shit just like talking shit about the wrong people oh and the post malone thing he was like so what are you doing to help the Black Lives Matter movement? And he was like, what? It was like in the middle of the interview.

That's hilarious. I looked at the benches during the national anthem of the Super Bowl and no one was sitting or kneeling anymore. I guess nobody's, I guess the work's done. Oh, yeah. What, during like? The national anthem. They kind of half-assed the flag.

What was it? The last Eagles game, the flag took up a whole field. Yeah, that's a little bitch-ass flag. It was a tiny little flag. I guess Philadelphia loves the United States of America more than Arizona. Probably. Arizona is the... Arizona is, like, the Mohawk capital of the world.

Yeah. Everybody's got, like, fucking thick beards and Mohawks Yeah I mean I don't know how was Arizona Was it fun? No You had a good time out there? No I actually hated my time out there

You had a lot of You did a lot of shit though You went to You saw Drake right? Uh no Were you a part of that crew? No I didn't go to the Drake You didn't go to that?

No I didn't go to the Drake concert No Sad to say Who was at that crew? I don't know. It seemed like you were with KFC and all those comedians. What are those guys' names? Burr Kreischer, Shane Gillis.

I just knew KFC and Fights. Are these guys your friends? No, I saw you guys were with them. I just didn't know if you went with Shane and all them to Drake, to Drizzy. No, we saw you guys. I saw you guys were with them. I thought I just didn't know if you went with like Shane and all them to Drake to Drizzy. No, we did see them. You went to their show, right? We went to their show and it was so funny. Yeah.

Those guys are so fucking funny. Yeah. How was it? How long did they how long did like Shane and Norman do? It's like maybe 15, 20 minutes. And then Burt was like an hour. Yeah. He was the headliner.

That venue looked fucking huge. They had four shows there. Aurt was. Like an hour. Yeah. He was the headliner. That venue looked fucking huge. They had four shows there. A hockey arena. That's crazy. Yeah. And they were, I mean. Four shows there is nuts. They were eating out of the palm of their hand.

Dude, he did TD Garden when I was in Boston. Who did? Burt. Yeah, it's crazy. He has so many fans. I know. How did he get them all? I don't know.

I think it's podcasting. Really? I mean mean the machine that video has like 60 million views i think he said 88 million is what he was saying really he kind of told the story at the end i don't do comedians do this often at the end he kind of like uh he does the bit every time yeah he started running back bits he runs back the machine yeah yeah i think that's just like his fans love that joke so much. So they just like he just does it to end every show. It seems like his jokes are really a lot of stories.

Yeah, he's a big story. I've never seen him live. I just like have heard from people. Yeah, he's a very good storyteller. I'd love to be able to be a great storyteller. It'll never happen for me, though. Yeah, it's weird because Tom Segura is also a big storytelling comedian. Fights is a great storyteller.

Yeah. Francis is a great storyteller. Yeah. Francis is a great storyteller. Yeah, Francis is a really good storyteller. And that's kind of where it stops. No one else in here can spin a yarn like that. No.

I'm pretty bad at storytelling. I'm terrible at it. Just kidding. I'm fucking amazing at it. Once I get on the Pick Central, though, I'll have more time to kind of like...

Work it out. Yeah, just... I have more time or like more hours to kind of just sit back and really spin yarns. It was sick chilling with those dudes backstage at the concert. It was all the Chiefs offensive linemen walked into the show right afterwards.

Yeah, I saw that picture. And I kept on being like... Someone tagged you as just Chiefs. They did? I was looking at it. That picture was posted like a thousand times. But I saw someone posted it and you were just tagged as Chiefs. That's not, that's not fucking cool.

They must have thought that you were like one of the Chiefs, like offensive linemen. No, these were the biggest men that I'd ever seen in my life. Their center, Creed Humphries, was like the biggest, widest man I'd ever seen in my life. And I kept on like, being like, hey, you guys want a fucking beer? Like trying to get him drunk before the game. I was like, just kidding. I'm a Birds fan. They're like, like they didn't give a fuck at all they didn't think it was funny i guess i did i don't know why i just completely blanked that they were playing

in the super bowl like the next day and then shane was he was just going on something being like do you guys want some heroin you guys want to rape that's hilarious god dude to be a fly on the wall i know everybody kept on being like man the amount of cocaine they did in that room like that room was like full of publicists and charcuterie boards yeah it wasn't exactly like the fucking cocaine yeah that was the green room i feel like the green room is that those clubs are fucking like they're like houses it was like it was like a stadium yeah there was like an ice luge they were all people were all partying

for a long time I didn't fucking know anybody though like I didn't I wasn't like KFC and Fights are like really good friends with these comedians

Big Cat knows these dudes like pretty well so it was my first time meeting a lot of them which was very exciting for me like I'm a fucking I'm a fan

we were going to the same bar the entire time you would have loved it I was thinking about it the whole time you would have loved it I was thinking about it the whole time pool indoor outdoor oh yeah

smoking yeah diviest of dive bars it was called Paddy's like people went there every night oh really even right after the fucking game

Shane was like fuck this let's go to Paddy's damn sounds like I gotta record sounds like a fucking blast you would have alrighty

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Now, let's get back to the show my friends bonjour amigo that's people were like suicide watch on set i didn't know i wasn't what was i gonna do kill yourself everyone was like bro you must be so pissed i was like dude i'm like i have my own i have owned my own things to do as well. It's like I'm sitting there laying in bed being like, what the fuck, dude? Like legs kicking behind you, laying on your stomach. Like FaceTiming you just to no answer on repeat. You're like kicking your feet. Bro, why are you there without me?

And they just go still. Yeah. Just like laughing and your feet go still. What the fuck? And the smile just comes off your face. Looking for you in the back of stories. What the fuck the smile just comes off your face looking for you in the back of stories what the fuck zooming in like i know this is you bro you told me you weren't gonna go to the bird show what the fuck what is he saying did he say anything about me

tell him you know me tell him i'm a big fan was uh did you guys watch the show like in the crowd or did you just yeah backstage we watched in the crowd that's awesome it was my first time seeing all of the material that was done on that stage that night like i'd seen none of norman stuff i've seen none of shane stuff so none of bert stuff before and it was hilarious yeah i was i just came away being like so impressed at their acumen. Yeah, they're crazy good. Yeah, it's infuriating. It must be so fun.

Just like go to town, collect fucking easy six figures or whatever the fuck they're making. Go to the Super Bowl. Just like they just kept on coming to the Barstool house just doing content. Just saw them all week. It's just with talented, successful guys.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. The weekend before, I was at a fucking Guy Fieri party. I know. I saw that. That's why I didn't know if that was the same. Were you guys, was that? No, like a Guy Fieri themed party. Oh, and then you met Guy Fieri.

And then, yeah, like we, it was like my wife for Halloween dressed up as Guy Fieri. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw the pictures. And then we ran it back and had a whole Guy Fieri party where everybody dressed up as Guy Fieri. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw the pictures. And then we ran it back and had a whole Guy Fieri party where everybody dressed up as Guy Fieri. Is that the second time you've done that? No, we did a wig party. Oh, okay. It's always for my buddy Mike's birthday.

And at his house, he has like a blown up picture of Guy Fieri like popping a morsel of food in his mouth. Like worship Guy Fieri. And we went to a Super Bowl party and fucking it was uh we were with dave and then we got there and dave's like yeah guy fieri's actually sharing this this like table with us it's just us and that's crazy it was just us and fucking fieri so do you talk to him yeah for a while i came back from the bathroom my wife was just introducing me to guy fieri that's crazy he just like gave me a fist bump. It's like, you're winning at life already, man, is what he said to me.

Really? I was like, thanks, Guy Fieri. And then I tried to be like, yeah, just once you're, because I literally stopped on my way, before I left for the Super Bowl, I stopped at a restaurant, like the Skylark Diner in New Jersey, which is like one of his famous spots that he went to.

I was like, I was just at your spot, the Skylark Diner. And I was just like, you don't give a fuck yeah it's like you don't you've been to a million restaurants like let me shut the fuck up that's basically what i just said to to his face but i don't i don't know how to act around famous people dude i didn't know what to fucking say to him guy fieri is kind of like a uh he's next level weird one though yeah because he's someone who's been famous forever and he's so recognizable he his his hair was more bleach blonde than i ever saw he had a cuban link chain around his neck like a fucking rapper probably forty thousand dollar fucking fat ass chain like four rings on his finger like drake dude he probably has like drake level jewelry maybe not drake level probably

well drake's got that nine9 million fucking necklace, dude. That shit's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. The Caleb video was pretty fucking crazy. I know. That son of a bitch. Did you have anything to do with it?

Yeah. Drake asked me if I could set him up with Caleb. I'll see. And I forgot. Honestly, I forgot about it for about three months. Yeah. You put it off. You know what?

Maybe it's time that these guys hang out with each other because he kept on blowing up my phone. Bro, chill. Click. Sorry, bro. Chill, bro. Desperate to be one of the cool kids. Yeah.

Click. Bro, you're pick central. You're not the yak. No, fuck it. That's mean. I actually like all those people and it's well it's just it's just a weird dichotomy that i feel like we're thrown in i don't know how i could have gotten roped into the cool kids i know i sit by myself at my desk don't talk to anyone and then

i go home and play video games for like eight hours that is a cool thing to do it is it's really cool that's why i said it um pep wants to play video games with you no i'm not we're not looking for recruits right now really we've got an established squad he said he's really nice he said if drake wanted to play on my squad i'd still have to be like let's see how you can play that's what it was like for a fucking sunday conversation yeah i was like let's see how you do on pick central yeah yeah like there's like we don't we don't just rotate squad members like that this is a this is a this is a defined like there's like we don't we don't just rotate squad members like that this is a this is a this is a defined group there's no there's no bench there's no bench because if one

of the boys is missing we'll play trios and if that we'll play duos why can't why can't someone just like uh why can't you just keep it at trios and just let pat bev or drake on nah that would be going against the brotherhood he could but pat bev never leave my brother Why can't you just keep it at trios and just let Pat Bev or Drake on? Nah. That would be going against the brotherhood. He could, but Pat Bev would never leave my brothers. Like, that's his thing. He doesn't want to leave his brothers. Well, he would be leaving his brothers.

He wants more brothers. He wants to be adopted by your brotherhood. I've already got brothers. Sorry, man. No new friends? No new friends. I keep a tight circle. You stay down for your day one how's the lyric go i don't know i don't know the song he says the n-word oh okay i assumed so you want to just say i was i was between that and a couple other words you want to just say

to see how solid we are we're gonna stress test this podcast by saying the n-word um damn it sounds like a pretty fun sounds like a fun weekend or fun week it was not i assure you it was not i do i'm not like i'm not like i'm genuinely like that sounds awesome i know and i'm and i'm not and i'm not trying to be like uh too cool for school like i i uh it's a lot of hurry up and wait it's a lot of like like going to the barstool bar while they're doing barstool radio it's like well you have to be there like for the two hours but like i'm not on barstool radio so everyone has to be there yeah you just had to be there and like i don't mind schmoozing but i was trying not to drink so it's just like sober at a loud bar of just a ton of schmoozing but it awful. But the silver lining was so many people were like,

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Damn. And they were all like, I'm in like the 2% of women. But it's like, when at that point like there's got to be i think there's a lot of i think this show is for the for the ladies i think there might be more women fans than men fans it's like i think it's like 90 men or 99 men and one percent just the one woman that says like yeah the show we like disregard the hundred dudes yeah

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Boston was fun. It was a good time. Did we talk about it since we had lost that show? No, I don't think so. No, it was really fun. We did five shows. Was that your biggest show you've had? It was the second weekend I've sold out.

You sold out every show yeah let me hold 20 dollars now it was like the second weekend i've sold out which i think the first was arlington like i've sold out shows other weekends but then like five shows to sell out just kind of yeah it's a lot so i sold out that whole weekend and it was fun all the shows were really fun the only show that wasn't fun was the late show on friday because it was just people were showing up like wasted out of their minds and like yelling stuff out and it's not even they yell out like annoying shit they'll be like they'll just yell out like yak like in the middle like it's like it's like it's like they have like Tourette's like in the middle of a joke they'll be like spin the wheel and you're like what the fuck was that dude like I'm in the

middle of a joke and it's like out of no it's completely out of nowhere are you thankful for every fan that you get yeah I mean it was there it seemed like they all had a blast but I can't take a shit yeah no it seemed like they all had a lot of fun i mean there was a lot of people tweeting at me like a like more people tweeted at me that night than the entire weekend being like that crowd was the worst comedy crowd i've ever like witnessed but the show was very fun like you did like it was awesome and that was kind of annoying for me just because it's like yeah i don't know like i don't care it's like i've done i do the show five times to get one show goes wrong it's not like the end of

the world it's more just like you feel bad for the people who are like oh i bought tickets to come see this yeah and then they're like getting ruined because some wasted dude in the front has to scream like i'm the joker baby in the middle of the show 15 times. Is it ever funny? It's never funny. I think it just isn't funny yet. Dude, I've told this before. I'll be at the stand when it's like I don't even promote the show. I'll be there and there'll be like one dude there who knows me. And he'll like in the middle of my set, he'll be like, KB is going to have that.

And I'm like, dude, what the hell are you doing? People kind of. Like like what are you thinking it was funny to watch the same thing at uh like at bert's show like uh oh yeah i'm sure so many air shows are fucking nuts just like i love you yeah i mean it's never gonna stop he's the kind of guy who's always just like i love you back yeah or just like dudes the drunkest dudes you've ever seen like stumble charging towards the stage yeah with a beer in their hand just like yeah yeah just like trying to like you drink right yeah yeah yeah I mean that's the thing is I got like it's obviously I still appreciate everyone coming but then I definitely have to it's something that I got to work on probably to just be able to take that and move on yeah crowd work bro yeah but it's not even like crap it's not even like something

that you can do crowd work off of because then you're like oh shit not everyone here listens to the yak so it's like if someone makes a joke about the yak and then you got to be like oh yeah like the yeah but all the case race and there's like none of you realize oh there's a hundred people here who are like what the fuck is he talking about? You should just be like, what pussy? Yeah. And be super aggressive towards them. I think I get annoyed, but I think I make it funny that they're still enjoying it. I don't know.

It's a good problem to have. Yeah. Definitely. I sent you a message. Also, the other four shows were like fantastic. Yeah. Like the best crowds I've ever had. So 80% of the shows are?

Yeah. The best crowd you ever had so 80 of the shows are yeah the best crowd you ever had and that show was very fun still see you're lit yeah it was fun it was a great weekend i sent you a message gassing the fuck out of you yeah i know i was confused by that you're like what i replied and i was like are you joking yeah you're like is this a bit i was like laying in bed and i opened up because well i was confused because you dm'd me on instagram like i didn't know like out of nowhere gassed him came across my shit and i was like oh i'm about to gas about to make him feel so goddamn good about himself bro it was fun it was it was a good time massage of the ego just like you're gonna be fucking massive and i love watching you work brother it was a good time it was fun it was nice i like how much um i like how much you love doing stand-up and how how like hard you or like not to

make it sound corny but how hard you try and like want to succeed you know what i mean you're not half-assing it yeah yeah i like that i've been doing it a lot i like that got a show tonight and i hate the i hate the concept that you can try too hard at something. And obviously you don't want to make it look like you're trying too hard. Or you don't want to seem like a try hard. But I think trying hard is cool. Like you trying hard at stand up is like cool as fuck to me. All those dudes like.

Like I do stand up a good like a lot. Like I do it like almost every night. But dude like. I mean it's obviously it comes with like i do it like almost every night but dude like i mean it's obviously it comes with like getting past at all the clubs in this city so it's like it's not really even like an option for me right now but like normand does like seven spots a night like every night like that's why those guys are that good yeah they're just going up every single day like for like hours on stage at a time every day. I, I'd said this to him after the show, but I was like,

uh, as a rapper, I respect, um, or someone who's done battle rap. I don't want to call myself a rapper like that, but, uh,

I respect his joke writing style so much. Cause it's just like rapid fire and turns of phrases. He said that he's gotten a lot of that from rappers. Like more rappers have like said that they appreciate his jokes Cause I think just the way that he spins it And puts it together is super impressive And just the economy of language The way he writes it

The word plays is super impressive Yeah he's someone who's like the Like his Like five minutes Of like a five minute set for him Has like a hundred jokes in it Tag tag tag There's never like a five minute set for him has like a hundred jokes in it. Tag, tag, tag, tag, tag.

There's never a minute without a joke or like even 30 seconds. Like every second there's a new joke. Crazy. It's insane. Fucking crazy, man. Yeah, it's just like insanely good writing. It's a good voice too. Yeah, yeah. Great comedy voice.

Yeah, he does. Great comedy voice. It's like old timey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah great comedy voice it's like a old it's like old-timey yeah yeah yeah yeah he he really breaking news from the pentagon as well he does dude he's fucking talented it was crazy seeing those like stories of like shane like on the stage and then those big ass teeth like like screens that was nuts yeah that venue must have been fucking massive bro when i say the other dudes killed it shane gillis killed it so hard oh yeah he like ripped a hole in the space continuum yeah and just had people like losing their shit laughing like it was like uh like young teenage

girls seeing elvis, it's crazy. Like grown men just like holding their cheeks, screaming like Kevin McAllister. Yeah. It was so fucking fire. Yeah, when I opened for him, I remember going out and watching from the crowd. And there were people who were like hyperventilating. Like in the crowd because they were laughing so hard. Yeah. It's nuts.

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Okay. 13%? Riz Lord? Yeah. Oh, fuck. girls mook said 13 it's not bad okay 13 okay riz lord yeah oh fuck super depressing that the eagles lost though yeah big bummer i had a i had a bunch of did you have a lot any big bets yeah would you have how much would you have like 10k on eagles money line no but if the eagles and uh miles sanders really he sucks now well he doesn't suck but they just he's not the feature back anymore um boston scott wait oh sorry no no boston scott almost scored in the first like two minutes and mook was like don't put boston scott i was gonna fucking kill you if he scored because i had the, the payout was like $30,000 if Boston Scott scored. Damn. You would be more mad if you took it right now.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you had it. Yeah. I don't even remember what I was saying. No, you were talking about your bets. Oh, if the Phillies and Eagles had won and like a certain like score had happened, like I'd be up $70,000 right now.

Yeah. It's fucking nuts. And that's not even like $70,000 to bet $70,000. It'd be like betting $3,000 to win $70,000 right now. Yeah. It's fucking nuts. And that's not even like $70,000 to bet $70,000. It'd be like betting $3,000 to win $70,000. It would have been like this array of long shots that would have been like pretty life-affirming amount of money to win gambling. I could kind of like damn near just back off from gambling

and just be like, hey, that's a lifetime win. Oh, yeah, 100%. I'm not going to bet. I don't think I'm going to bet again until next football season. Next football season. You're going to come around on March Madness. It'll be a fun. We'll have a laugh about it.

Yeah, maybe I will on March Madness. I just don't. Once we start getting going on Pick Central. I took all my money out. Took all my money out of my account. You did? And I was like, yeah. I was just like, I don't.

It feels good to take it out of the account. But it's just like I'm never going to. I don't think I'm ever going to enjoy basketball as much as I was just like, I don't. It feels good to take it out of the account. But it's just like I got I'm never going to. I don't think I'm ever going to enjoy basketball as much as I enjoyed football because like I've watched basketball. It's just like I like watching the last like two minutes of a basketball game. That's like a old like white guy thing to say about basketball. But I feel that like the NBA, you only all you have to do is watch the last two minutes of the game. It's not even real. But it's also like like football is nice because it's like you get to sit down on Sunday and watch football all day.

And basketball, it's like, well, if I was going to start betting on basketball, I'd be betting every single night. Yeah, I'm going to have to get a new hobby because my weekends are now very free. Yeah, yeah. And they haven't been for a long time. Yeah. And I never considered doing anything else. Yeah. It definitely sucks.

Season's over. What'd you eat during the Super bowl like nothing chips that sucks cheese i had some cheese that sucks what kind of cheese i was crap i was cracking up i was talking to someone about this how like like there's people who are like oh i'm like i can't give up cheese you ever meet someone who's like really into cheese it is and you're like what the fuck are you talking about it's the only time i've ever like i like cheese on pizza i've never been like dude i'm like i'm trying to go on a diet but i just can't get rid of cheese it's always like those graphics where it's like money sex or breathing or cheese yeah like i don't

know breathing might have to go yeah because. Because I love cheese so much. Cheeseburgers are good. Yeah, but you could have a burger without cheese. You'd barely even notice. Yeah, like you could, or like there's different ways to get the moisture.

Like if you put some avocado or some shit on a burger or something like that. Yeah, there's some mayo on there. There's different ways to get the fucking moisture on a burger, but people love cheese.

People who are like getting fat from cheese. Like, dude, I can think of a thousand things that are making me fat. Cheese is not even within any. It's not even close. I think girls love cheese. You think? I think it's because they don't like to poop and it just backs them up.

They're like, oh, I'll just eat cheese. I won't poop for four days. I had a cheese dip. It's good. Cheese is good. I'm not like, holy shit, I gotta lay off the cheese now when people are like i'm addicted to cheese yeah get a real addiction child yeah cheese get a grown-up addiction also what what are you what is so good like what do people just eat cheese like cheese sticks and like baby bell i don't think it's fucking well i think it's some some

of that i think people just snack on cheese, but I also think cheese boards. Yeah, but it's like... Like people who are like eating brie, people who are having like a blue cheese crumble, some Havarti, some fucking like... They're just ripping Kraft singles at night. Not government cheese. You're thinking of like...

Like a bag of Kraft singles. Gross, poor people cheese. But the people that are eating like boards of cheese are not getting fat from cheese i think they are is it that bad like is it really high calorie it's high in fat it's densely fatty and it's like the worst i mean it's just like the fucking worst part of milk like on like old milk yeah i guess the concept the more you think about cheese the fucking grosser it is yeah it's disgusting but it is good i had

like a tomato tomato i don't know some sort of some sort of tomato cheese are you talking about pizza no it was good it's like tomato cheese bread some with some huythens some huythens yeah dipped it in there very good very yummy i think you could have done better with the cheese and cracker selection on the super bowl that's the one thing that I regretted about going to the game is I like to have a spread in front of me. Yeah, big sandwich. I even was like, I want to get a fucking nacho or a big... At the game, I wanted nachos or like just a bunch of...

Was shit expensive at the game? Or just normal stadium prices? Pretty normal stadium prices. But it was like some of the worst human traffic jams that I'd ever been in. Oh, yeah, that sucks. Just like... Human trafficking jams, too. Human trafficking is crazy oh no it was the chiefs that were doing the human traffic oh really

you think not the birds no 100 the chiefs were yeah you should like chelsea's probably fucking check the gatorade containers dude i bet there's like migrants in there i bet there's like slovenian children chelsea's definitely a prostitute guy. I hate him. Travis Kelsey getting up on stage after they won. He's like, man, shout out to everybody who doubted us. It was like, why are you? You're black all of a sudden, dude? He does a black sense sometimes.

What are you talking about? What are you talking like that for? He hit it at the last parade and I talked about it on the act and people were like, what? That speech was great. I was like, no, bro. He turned it up to a whole different vernacular. It was insane. Like, yeah, I don't know who he's trying

to impress. And I saw a video of him trying to, he was driving through a Starbucks and he tried to drag the barista out of the window to human traffic her. Oh, shit. Yes, dude. He was trying to human traffic her into his pickup truck, but when she resisted, he had a zip tie in his hands and she resisted and he just just skirted off and drove away.

I cannot believe how many people on the Chiefs are human trafficking. It was all of them, yeah. That has to, at least. I know the media's not talking about it. It has to sully the championship a little bit. Yeah. That's like, oh, your whole team's human traffickers? What do you think they do?

Okay. What do you think they do after you win the Super Bowl? You go to a party with your team? they do? What do you think they do after? What do you do after you win the Super Bowl? You go to like a party with your team? I think you just like whoever like Ghislaine Maxwell passed the torch to. I think you just kind of. Travis Kelsey.

Yeah, parlay with. Yeah. Parlay with Trav and his like organizers. Go to Kelsey Island. Yeah, and Jackson Mahomes. Yeah. Fucking just wiggling with the kids. Yeah, Kelsey Island. Travis Kelsey Island though. Not fucking Jason Kelsey Island. No, we like Jason Kelsey.

He was probably, he was going to bust it. He was going to bust the trafficking ring from the inside. He's a sleeper cell human trafficker. Yeah, dude.

It was a devastating, I mean, it was pretty, it was really tough. Like, I know you obviously felt it way more than I did, but it was like, like, dude, it was like, it was just such,

like, an entertaining game. And the Eagles were playing phenomenal up until like towards the end offensively and then it just ends like it was like whoa i like i didn't even think that that was a possibility for them to run the clock down because i was like i was like oh they're just gonna score and the eagles are gonna get it back and score and then maybe they'll go to ot yeah the eagles try to let him have a touchdown. Yeah. And then it was like over. Out of nowhere. Just ends. And I was like, damn.

And then Jalen Hurts, that Hail Mary pass. Shut up. I could have thrown that with my right arm further. And I'm lefty for those who are wondering. No, clipping the clip of Sass trying to throw the ball, dropping it, and then trying to punt the ball and then whiffing on it. And then rolling down the hill, you trying to pick it up and not being able to bend over. Is that because his shoulder's fucked?

No, I think it's... Or that's just as far as he can throw the ball. It was like from his own 20-yard line. It was like a 30-yard throw. I know, he shouldn't have thrown like a... I mean, obviously there was no chance It was going to work regardless It was like to the 20 yard line It was really really short

But he also I mean three touchdowns in the Super Bowl Four? Three rushing one passing Yeah but three touchdowns himself Yeah most by a quarterback ever That's crazy dude I was like worried about taking Jalen Hurts anytime He's the second highest. I was like worried about taking Jalen Hurts

anytime. He's the second highest passer rating in a Super Bowl ever. Yeah. Right behind Nick Foles. I mean, that QB sneak

is just lethal. I know. Lethal. The non-trafficking Kelsey brother. I know. Is the one that's running it. Who do you think

we're going to lose? We already lost our offensive coordinator. We lost our offensive coordinator to the Cardinals. Already lost that defensive coordinator to Cardinals, offensive coordinator to Colts. Pluck, pluck.

For what? Are they going to be head coaches? Head coaches. So Sirianni already has a massive coaching tree. Then Kelsey might retire. Fletcher Cox, Brandon Graham, free agents. Sanders, get him out of here. Sanders, free agent, probably gone. Get Sanders the fuck out of here Sanders free agent probably gone

get Sanders the fuck out of here uh Chauncey Gardner Johnson free agent hopefully we bring him back Bradbury free agent get Boston Scott

all the money but you know Boston Scott's a pro gamer really he got a million dollar contract to be a a pro gamer is that just like

anyone that gets money for gaming is considered a pro gamer he got a million dollar contract I think I would run Boston Scott and Warzone. Can you look up the contract that he got? No, he's definitely nice. Yeah, he probably

is. He's like on a squad. What do you do when you, if you're an athlete, you gotta get bored, right? You can't really get fucked up. Pat Bev says he plays nine hour runs. Yeah, he'll literally play for nine hours and then work out. And fuck whores. Yeah, you just play for nine hours and then work out. Yeah, just like sit.

And fuck whores. Or your wife. Yeah. No, those guys don't fuck their wives. Or both. Yeah. Not even both. Just they don't fuck their wives and they only fuck whores.

You think LeBron cheats on his wife? No, dude. There's that old video of LeBron running down the escalator to avoid the girls. It's like the funniest video ever. Have you ever seen it? He's like jumping down like four steps at a time and they're all chasing him. Yeah, I wish I

thought he's at like the top of a mall. You've seen that video, right? Yeah, you've never seen that? It's hilarious. It's so funny. He goes down the wrong way down the elevator. Yeah. And so his legs are like chopped. It's so funny. Oh goes down the wrong way, down the elevator. Yeah. And so his legs are like chopped. It's so funny. Oh, man. What a legend. Austin Scott plays Rocket League.

He's in the top 0.52% in the world in Rocket League. Damn, that's crazy. It doesn't say how much. That's great because Rocket League is a very popular game. That's wild. It's also really hard. I suck at Rocket League. I've tried to play that game a couple times and I suck.

What is, just for the listeners, because obviously I know what Rocket League is. Rocket League is the one where you have a car and you're basically playing soccer with this big-ass ball. You've definitely seen clips of it. It's a video game? Yeah. It's a big physics game. You have to be able to control the car to hit the ball at an angle to get the goal got it got it got it well that's sweet that he's a pro at it i mean i think he became a pro not knowing if he was even going to get re-signed

to the eagles this year because they kept on like tendering him low but here let me let me pull up a clip of it or just show you what it looks like. You definitely will know what it looks like as soon as you see it. You're a rich girl, but you've gone too far. And you know it don't matter anyway. But you can rely on your old man's money. Yeah, the article calls him a two-sport star. It's like this. It's like they have the car and the ball, and they're, like, hitting it into a net.

You've never seen this? Yeah, no, I have. I have. It's featured in many TikToks now. It's hot onoks now is how yeah that's definitely how i've seen it yeah just on the bottom of an anus clip or some shit like that's pretty crazy that he uh that he can play that he's that good at rocket league that's nuts yeah pretty impressive pretty fucking impressive for my guy boston yeah could have could have used him winning the super bowl though because i don't know what I'm

going to do with my time and my self-worth now. Well, you're not watching the Lakers anymore, right? Yeah, I'm not watching the Lakers. So where is Pat Bev? Where's he going? I was telling someone about who was I telling? Oh, I was telling Colm yesterday. I was at the stand and I saw him and I was like, he was talking about Pat

he said he's been listening to the Pat Bev podcast. He said it's funny. And I was like, yeah, Pat Bev got traded. And he was like, when? He had no idea. He's a fake fan. When did I like that some people are just fans of the podcast and not the Lakers, though. That's way sweeter. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't even know if Colm knows what the Lakers are.

What the fuck are the Lakers? Yeah. What? Where do you get? Where's he going? I don't know No one knows He doesn't even know He's a free agent He literally doesn't even know Didn't he get like

Bought out of some Sort of contract Cause he wants to Cause he's a veteran So veterans can just go to Like contenders if they want to Yeah He got bought out of his contract

And now he's free to sign With a contender So people are like Vying for his services right now Is he good Yes He's really good He started for the Lakers.

He started damn near every game for the Lakers. He's old, right? 34. 34. You think that's old? For the NBA, yeah. It's a young man's game.

For podcasting, though, that's young. Yeah. It's young as fuck. Bro, you're just getting started. Spring chicken out here in podcasting. Yeah.

Probably done like 10,000 podcast episodes in my life. Yeah, it's a lot. Fucking crazy. You ever done a podcast with someone who's clearly new to podcasting and you kind of have to take charge? You're like, let me, let me, let me take this over.

I got this. I got this. Do you think that podcast, like when I was- I'm the seventh chair on the yak. Let me take care of things right now. Eighth on Peak Central too. Guys, everyone on the yak hates me. Let me take this over.

I can tell you guys are new to this i do feel though that um like i can stoke the fires of a good ass riff session with my boys oh yeah better now that i've i've had so much podcast experience like if we're like at the guy fieri party we would go down to like the like it was like uh we'd go down to the basement just the dudes just leave the girls upstairs hell yeah and like literally what would you guys do just roughhouse we literally just sat in a circle for like 45 minutes at a time just fucking having just legendary fucking shooting the shit that's awesome of just riffing and dude you really feel like it was just podcasting without the mics bro it's awesome it's fucking it's it's pure pure male friendship it is that's what the fuck it's all about that's what this show stands for that's what it's like when me and my boys play playstation

really yeah pure male friendship but i turn my reverb up all the way so i feel like i'm in a podcast do you feel like you kind of uh like lead the lead the charge a little bit from a joking perspective? With my buddies? Yeah. Now. You let them joke? Now, I think my friend Bo is way funnier than me. Really?

Yeah. So why the fuck isn't he on the podcast? Because he doesn't want to. Really? Yeah, he wants to fish in Alaska instead. Okay. Yeah. Sounds hilarious, bro.

He's going to Alaska for the summer. I was just watching uh working there like a survival show uh like this history channel survival show where they have to spend a hundred days in the wilderness and they get like a million dollars or something like that and they have to they're in like northern canada like the arctic circle or whatever and uh it really confirmed how much of a bitch i am oh yeah that shit is insane none of i wouldn't last one day outside like that there's none of the stuff i could do and these people are literally not just like surviving out there they're building structures yeah that they can live inside for

extended yeah i think i've seen something i think i've seen part of that dude have you ever have you noticed that they're really upping the prizes for those game shows yeah where's the money i don't know because it used to be they used to all be 10k right like when it was like uh like chopped you remember the old show shop yes that was 10k that top level chef show that came on after the super bowl you probably didn't see it i watched the whole episode it was very good gordon ramsey of course and uh the prize is 250k i was like damn that's wild it used to be like 10k i feel like it got really big it was like the whole like who wants to be a millionaire yeah like shit that was really got really big it was like the whole like who wants to be a millionaire like shit that was really big and then it just like dropped off a cliff

and like it maxed out at 50 000 i think million dollar prizes are coming back yeah seems like it 250k is a lot yeah hello it was a good ass show bonjour amigo yeah yeah 250 that shit was it was a very entertaining episode the this one southern lady she like cooked like they they they get like obviously they get like their ingredients and they have to like come up with something to make yeah and the everyone made like super fancy like meals like oh this is like scallops elevated yeah all this shit and and the southern lady made like a grit cake and they were, this is repulsive. They're like, I don't even know what would give you the idea to make this.

What's a grit cake? And she was like, I always make it back home for my boys. They love it. And they were like, yeah, don't ever do that again. What is it? What was in it? Grits. That kind of, is that good?

I think it was really bad. Damn. That sucks that people just couldn't tell her that her food sucks i know because i do there would be some people who'd be like oh i worked i work at a five-star restaurant in like new york like people that are like been chefs for a while and then there will be like three people who are like my family loves my cooking yeah no one's ever complaining to me there was one lady who was like i cook for the homeless and i was like well i mean yeah no shit they like your food there's like there's like pictures of her handing out her food to the

homeless like the homeless love my food so yeah because they haven't eaten in fucking three weeks it's like no shit that was what made her go on like this insane cooking show the homeless homeless people line up to get my food they love it imagine a homeless person being like yeah no they kind of are some of them are like that if you're trying to give a homeless person food and they're like no or they're like what is it yeah it's like dude just eat it it's pizza what is it or like they'll be like no i don't eat vegetables yeah it's like damn a beggar and a chooser i never thought i'd see the day i guess beggars can be choosers yeah they can that's so fucking nuts poor guys though it's it's got to be a tough

spot like so having like one of the tiktok people who makes like fucking spaghetti on their countertop going on a cooking show yeah just like making it with their hands like you see that you know that dude that does that he does like those videos of like he'll post um it's like he does like the dumbest videos of all time they're like it'll be like him big counter and he'll be like how gen z makes a coffee and it's like he has like this big ass like comically large mug and like fills it with like carmel and then puts like a a spray of of coffee in it and then someone like some dude would post and be like you're wasting food like for everyone and then he made like a video being like like handing out grilled cheese sandwiches to homeless people yeah being like people can change and now that guy's guy fieri yeah he won every cooking

competition because he gave out food to the homeless. That shit is so weird, dude. I can't imagine giving something to a homeless student and being like, yo, let me get this on video real quick. I know. I'm going to start doing that, though, so you get fucking famous. That's my wheel for the yak. That's what it landed on. Someone has to give $100 to the homeless and film

it. Oh, no. Really? Yeah, and it landed on KB. Really? KB has to do it. KB will probably make it funny. That hilarious bastard. No wonder he's such a cool kid. Fuck. He is a cool kid.

He likes going to Chicago. You ever watch the coffee TikToks? The coffee people who are dead serious about coffee on TikTok who are like, make my coffee with me. No. Isn't she doing that no she doesn't ask car no she's doing coffee reviews now um no or she does but yeah she does but but i'm talking about people who make their own coffee at home and put it in like a mason jar like wrap the outside

of it in like chocolate oh yeah yeah sprinkle the rim with like fucking jimmies like put like whipped cream around the fucking top of it like swirl it with a fucking jimmies like put like whipped cream around the fucking top of it like swirl it with a caramel like a cinnamon stick and they're just like doing it from home just for clout that shit does not look good

I mean it looks good I think I guess it looks good but it would not taste good I think it would probably taste good but I don't think it would taste I don't think it would taste even remotely close enough like I don't think it would taste i don't think it would taste even remotely close enough like i don't i don't think it would taste that much better than a regular coffee and you're putting in like an hour of work for it i feel like people who pour that much milk and sugar into their body in the morning are not paying attention to how they feel ever oh yeah because you have to feel terrible after that like that much sugar that makes you feel bad like there's going to be a crash associated with it and people just like drink

this 48 ounce fucking mason jar filled with ice cream and they're like why do i feel bad i'm having a coffee yeah when i drink coffee i just drink i mean i drink it black a lot honestly and then i'll just throw a fucking what's it called in maybe i'll throw in a creamer i put some zins in my coffee were you zinning it up this week you and the boys throwing them back I just split open a zin and open it up into my coffee

or make some zin tea zin tea's good I fucking love the zinnies it's crazy how zin has a stranglehold on the world right now yeah it really blew up when did it when did it uh start getting fucking massive let's go mook got this you quitting the jewel yeah it's a good idea what uh but when did it when the zines are so

fucking gross they're gross i hate how they make me. First time I had a Zinn was probably last fall. Yeah. Is that when they started going crazy? Around then. Maybe like two years ago. And are they peaking now? Probably. Or are they still on the way up?

They're everywhere. They're everywhere. Everybody's on them. Yeah. Everybody's like, you got a Zinni? I was in Philly and a girl was packing double-decker zins this weekend. That's some Philly shit. That's nasty.

That's some Philly shit. Yeah. Definitely squeezing into a t-shirt. Fucking just being a fucking house. She definitely could like chug faster than you. Oh, yeah. Why are you quitting the vape? Because you're running? Oh, I am starting to run.

Yeah. Was it fucking up your lungs? Yeah. Yeah. I can barely get upstairs. Starting to run yeah was it fucking up your lungs yeah yeah i can barely get upstairs starting to run damn from what my fears fuck bro i need to get in shape i gotta get in shape too i was walking to the stand i was late i was playing video games and i wasn't actually wasn't late i was like 15 minutes early but i get paranoid i'm like oh hopefully i'm on time because i don't like to get there like right when I'm about to go up. I like to sit down, maybe have a glass of water.

Maybe some wine or Chardonnay. Maybe a wine. And I was speed walking there. And the entire time I was gasping for air. And my chest was so tight. That's so bad. Yeah. You were on a level ground.

Level ground. I was basically running. But you were just walking. Both of you were You were on a level ground. Level ground. I was basically running. But you're just walking. Both of you were off the ground a couple times. The one thing about that that made me feel better is the NBA player recently. Maybe it was Josh Hart who tweeted out like, I played 38 minutes in an NBA game, but I go up like two flights of stairs and my heart is fucking racing. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. And everyone's like, thank God. It happens to pro athletes too. That's actually something that doesn't get me stairs yeah because i walk up five flights of stairs to get to my apartment i don't know i'm completely fine but a little speed walk get into your terminal in the airport might kill you yeah yeah sad i missed the fucking flight on the way out to uh phoenix is that why you take a red eye no i was on the on the way back. Oh, on the way out? On the way out. Is that why you were not there on Monday?

Or were you not supposed to be there on Monday? I wasn't going to be there anyway because I had to record a Pat-Peg show. Yeah. But yeah, sucks missing a flight. Were you already at the airport? Yes. They hadn't even started boarding yet,

but since I was checking a bag, I was there 50 minutes before my flight. 50? 5-0. Damn. And they wouldn't let you check it? They wouldn't let me check my bag. Oh, that's devastating. I was trying to bribe the guy.

Really? He's like, I would take the money, but I can't do anything. Like, the computer has me locked out. Sucked so bad. That blows. Dude, that's a long flight, too. Was it five hours? Six then i had to like fly to detroit and yeah six you get a layover oh yeah because otherwise i wasn't going to get there

until i was going to miss the show on tuesday too i went to layover just how long were you in detroit too long detroit too long bro i got you another sweatshirt there. I think I'm going to Detroit soon. For what? Stand up. Yeah? Yeah. What the fuck? What's wrong with Detroit?

What the hell's wrong with Detroit? What's right with Detroit, brother? The fucking downtown area? The only good thing about Detroit is B-Rabbit. The infrastructure of Detroit? I've actually never been to Detroit, so I don't know. I just know that it's supposed to be great. I think you're going to like Detroit.

Well, that's like an old ass... That's like how Chicago's not supposed to be great either? The infrastructure of Detroit? I've actually never been to Detroit, so I don't know. I think you're going to like Detroit. That's like an old ass... That's like how Chicago's not supposed to be great either. Yeah, it's like people are talking out of their ass. Detroit's not supposed to be great. It's a beautiful city. What the hell are they talking about? Are they saying it's bad in the hood? I think they're saying it's bad everywhere.

It's not bad everywhere. We were just out there. Wasn't that bad? Motown or something? Yeah, Greek town. Greek town. My show's an eight mile. Your show's at the shelter. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, man. No, there's other great Detroit rappers other than Eminem. Tee Grizzly. Tee Grizzly. Calico. Calico. Marv One. Marv One Marv One

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his name was cheddar bob cheddar bob cracker p cheddar bob lotto all those all those fucking Bob, Cracker Pete, Cheddar Bob, Lotto. All those fucking bastards. Is that a real plant behind you? It is. Break one of the leaves then. It's like a man of like tarp. Yeah, it sounds like a fucking vinyl record. Yeah. Scratching on that plant um what shows you have coming up my bro i don't have really much i mean i don't have anything to plug i guess i'm going to be in albany and poughkeepsie

early march and then i'm going to be in van oh i'm actually going to be in vancouver or no toronto you know those are very different places yeah Vancouver's deep right like I'm either gonna be in New York or San Francisco yeah isn't Vancouver really deep it's a far it's the left coast yeah okay I'm gonna be in Toronto I'm gonna be in Toronto I'm gonna help you out right now Toronto sorry I'm gonna be in Toronto um see if you went to Toronto They literally slap fire out of your mouth I'm going to Toronto and I'm going to be there I think March 17th And 18th I believe that's St. Patrick's Day right

Yeah And then me and Francis are going to be in San Francisco Cobbs Comedy Club Co-headlining And I don't know when that is sometime I think maybe in April or May If you're going To San Francisco You know that song Francisco, you know that song? Have you heard that song?

No. Oh my God. You're going to love it. I know. There are gentle people there. Damn. There are, bro. It's gentle as people in San Francisco.

It's super fire. You're worried about fucking Detroit, bro. You should be worried about San Francisco. Yeah. They've got a lot of homeless people out there, right? There's homeless people that are making igloos out of the human shit that's on the sidewalk don't they they come in mobs yeah they're packing it it's like yeah it looks like it's like the night of yeah the night of living dead they're like sealing off their tents like the people in

the wilderness show in alaska the people who are good at bushcraft like these people are using human feces to fucking seal off their tents from the elements. And they walk in swarms. They walk in mobs. In formation. Yeah. It's crazy. It's so sick out there. All right.

Well, what are we at? Like 58. 58. Three ads. All right. Cool. All right. We ripped through that shit.

That shit was light work. It was light work. I love talking with you, bro. We did it. I love being in here with you guys. We did it again. All right, guys. Well, we'll see you next week.

Thank you. Goodbye. Adios.