Son of a Boy Dad - The Starbucks Cocktail Hour - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 92

Episode Date: December 13, 2022

Vibes were high in the new studio, whole lot of riffing. Sas' morning started with getting kicked out of Starbucks for not ordering a cocktail, Rone talks about his cameo in an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Oprah might be hiding secrets, Lil Dicky is a legend, and Sas has a problem with his apartment. Ads: Gametime Download the Gametime app and redeem code BOYDAD for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). SoCo Learn more at https://barstool.link/SouthernComfortBSS Ridge Wallet Go to https://barstool.link/RidgeSOABD to save up to 40% off through December 22nd. Rhoback Go to https://barstool.link/RhobackBSS and use the code “SON” for 20% off your first purchase!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today it is Tuesday, December 13th. I was going to say 13th. No, you weren't. Yes, I was. You would have said it if you were going to say it. 13th. I was going to say 13th. No, you weren't.

Yes, I was. You would have said it if you were going to say it. No, because I was. That's very easy to do. You're stealing Dave's shtick. No. Back on the rundowns, dude. Dave would pretend he didn't know what day it was.

God, he's the fucking content goat. We are here in the new Barstool studio. And I got a bone to pick with it. Why? That it exists. Because this entire time, we could suck as a show and we could be like,

yeah, but if the studio was nicer and now we have nothing to fucking hide us, now we're barely exposed. Bro, I have nothing. I think the show is very good. I'm kidding. You know I'm kidding. No, dude.

Why don't you just go fucking hang out with Pat Bev or some shit? Are you jealous? Do you want to meet him? No. You want to come to one of the Lakers games? No. Yeah, totally.

No, this show is great. And the fact that we have a new studio makes me so much more comfortable. This reminds me of like a coffee table that would be at my shitty apartment where I live with a bunch of dudes and there would just be like knives in it and shit carved into it and it's warped from beer being spilled on it you eat your little fucking chinese food some of the rice gets caught in between and doesn't get found maybe you roll some weed up on it a couple blunts fat lines of cocaine a couple roaches some fucking massive gator tails of cocaine that we're doing off this. Oh, yeah. Like that.

I've been getting really into coke lately. Yeah. I noticed that about you. You do it at your desk. Oh, dude. All day. You do it at Erica's desk. You do it like an exhibitionist fucks everywhere.

Erica's desk is kind of the safe haven for coke. Yeah. Well, she just has a big drawer of it. She's cool about it. Like a drawer was just a mountain of cocaine.'s no cameras in there just go and you just grab a little scoop little handful yeah throw it on the face wakes you up yeah that's what they do before the rundown every time i know powder your nose that's why it's been so electric lately yeah john rich that's what john rich brought to the table a kilo of coke every week how long would a kilo of coke every week. How long would a kilo of coke last someone? Who are we talking about?

Are we talking about a vacuum-nosed bastard like myself? How long would it last you? A Greek-nosed bastard like myself? Because you're always doing coke. Well, I got the biggest nostrils

this side of town. How do you think I got sick? I'm about to have a prolapsed septum like Artie Lang. My shit's about to collapse on itself. Yeah, you better not

get me sick, bro. Everyone on the act is getting sick you got you guys were all sick last week i'm getting i would say like a month ago no you were sick around thanksgiving it's about a month ago that's last month at the top of last month that's 14 days ago and i just dodged it by going on my sweet ass vacation that you're i know i know you're jealous of it i know you wanted to go on vacation with my wife talk about palm island my best friend one of my best friends and his girlfriend is it was it palm island yeah it was palm island that water bottle is oh yeah it is from there yeah but i did

ask for a water bottle souvenir i asked for a water bottle for christmas from my parents they said get one at palm island well now they're going to be disappointed to see that uh not only am i doing copious amounts of cocaine but also i i already have a water bottle it's kind of a shitty water bottle though is that a whole 12 ounces max i know it is tiny as hell one of those big ass ones but i'm not trying to i used to have one of those big gallon ones are you talking about a gallon no it was a gallon water bottle. That shit's crazy. It was awesome. Because then it had times and it said like you should be drinking this much water by this time. It is a bit of a hard-o move though. Well, this is

when I was like getting in shape. When you were a hard-o. I'm in the gym now though. Yes, yes, of course. Tyler just asked me if I wanted to go to a bar after this and I said ah, ah, ah. Not until these buys and tries are just fucking demolished. And then you can go and have It's actually back and buys. Today?

Tries need a rest day. Yeah, pull day. For God's sake. Pull day, push day. Yeah. I know what it is. Tries need a break. I know what the fuck it is.

Put them through the fucking torture chamber. Put your hands up if you fucking hear us. Give a woot woot into your podcast. If you can put your hands up without feeling excruciating amounts of soreness, something's wrong. Because I shock my delts like fucking Bobby Lang, dude. I got delts like fucking, you know Bobby Lang? I do. The dude from Rough and Rowdy?

He's got the biggest traps I've ever seen in my life. Sarah Woods will do that to someone. No, he's not on the Royce. Yeah, Royce do that. Do not put smut on Bobby Lang's name. Bro, I'm calling out Bobby Lang. For Rough and Rowdy? Bro, I want Bobby Lang in the ring.

Me and him. It's funny when new people come to Barstool and they're like, I need to set up a fucking... Josh Bray's doing that right now. He's trying to set up a fight? He's trying to fight anybody that'll have it. People go through their little phases of just wanting to brawl. It's funny too because Dave has said so many times that it literally does nothing. He's like, I don't want anyone to fight.

He's like, I'm not asking anyone to fight. He's like, I'm not asking anyone to fight. He's like, it's not going to help your career. You're not going to get a lifetime contract if you fight. They think he's being coy, though. I know, and then everyone's like, I'm going to fight. I don't think so, Danny. No, I want to get my face bashed in. I think I know what you want better than you know what you want.

It was sweet at Rough and Rowdy, though. Yeah, it looked fun. I know you didn't watch it. No, I watched some of it. No, I know what you're doing on Friday night. Playing video games. And doing coke. You think that doing a ton of coke would make you better at those video games?

I don't know. I've never done coke. So who am I to say? Perhaps. You have done coke. I've never. No, I haven't. Yes, you have.

No, I haven't. Why is your voice cracking like that? It's not. I genuinely have not. I've seen you do coke. No, you have. No, I haven't. Why is your voice cracking like that? It's not. I genuinely have not. I have seen you do coke. No, you have not. I've seen you do it. No, you haven't.

How much detail? I've seen you do coke a thousand times. How much detail do you want me to get into? You're throwing it around at everybody. How much detail do you want me to get into? Dude, get into as much detail. Before you can tell the truth. Dude, I'll strap into a lie detector test right fucking now.

Yeah, that's what Ben Mintz said after he stole all those laptops. Bro, I actually haven't. i have really no interest why because you see what it does to your closest friends i've seen it take so many of my friends lives you've seen it crush people's septums left and right i've done fentanyl a couple times yeah but that's nothing that's fucking barely anything now i saw a girl on tiktok the other day who had her fucking nose collapsed like Artie Lang. I saw that too. And she was growing. Because of cocaine. And she was growing hair on her nose.

Yeah, it was disgusting. I saw that on Reddit. That's so gross. This poor bitch. I was actually about to do cocaine for the first time and then I saw that and I said, not for me. It was on the phone that you were going to do it off of. You were getting a few scrolls in.

I was like, what was that? What the hell? She's got a hairy nose tip? You should get one of those Coke mirrors for this coffee table. And a fucking mirror for the ceiling. Fucking mirror, yeah. We need a fucking mirror. I heard mirrors make a space look bigger. Mirrors

make a space look wider. I feel like that would be maybe. I don't really love a mirror. I don't like them either. Maybe a circular mirror. We got a nice mirror in our apartment. Full body. You need to move, bro. I know.

Are you gonna? Probably not. You took me out in your neighborhood this past weekend. I did. Nice little area. Yeah, beautiful area. Beautiful area. The area is what's good about where you live.

Yeah, it's the only good part about it. Your apartment is what's bad about where you live. That's why I like living good part about it. Your apartment is what's bad about where you live. That's why I like living there because I'm right next, I can walk to the stand and I'm, if I ever get past to the cellar, bro, it's chipping a puddle away.

The cellar's right there, bro. That movie theater's over there. I didn't know the cellar was that close. You ever go over there just to... Sometimes I go over and I just stand from a distance. Breathing greatness. And I go, holy shit.

Is that a tell? Andrew Schultz used to go up here. Or he went to Morocco. Yeah. To dodge taxes. I can't believe he's in Morocco dodging taxes right now. I remember when Andrew Schultz bought his special back from the network right here. No one believed that he could fucking do it.

No one believed in AS. No one believed that he could fucking do it. No one believed in A.S. Dude, I watched that Smile movie yesterday, and there's a guy in the movie who looks exactly like Andrew Schultz. You think they just couldn't get him? I think so. That sucks. I could see Andrew Schultz being a really good actor.

Because he's just good at everything. Yeah. Except for, I have gotten into a part of TikTok recently. I'm trying to get back into TikTok and there's a part of there's an anti-Schultz part of TikTok where they just like show his bad moments

and shit like that there's like an anti-Schultz algorithm that you can find on TikTok sounds like you're liking that stuff bro the algorithm appeals to you I know

well I just had never seen a bad side of him Schultz is a brother to me no he's not you've never even spoken to him yes I did he was gonna open him for me in Philly bro do you not remember that I said Schultz is a brother to me. No, he's not. You've never even spoken to him. Yes, I did. He was going to open them

for me in Philly, bro. Do you not remember that? I said, Schultz, come up and do some time. I can see if I can put you up. That was never going to happen. What the hell was that? Don't be coughing

in my direction. A phlegmy-ass cough, dude. I had to... It's either towards you or towards the mic, and the mic would be way worse. Dude, towards the mic. No, dude.

These are our listeners. You want to talk about the listeners? Yes. I'm not trying to blow out the listeners' ears. I don't want to get sick, dude. You're going to get sick. For my big weekend coming up in Buffalo, New York this weekend.

Buffalo, New York? What are you doing up there? I'll be doing stand-up comedy. We've got a stacked lineup. Mook will be there. Elon Musk is going to come out. Do some time. Yeah, tickets are going fucking fast.

So they'll probably be sold out by the time this even comes out. Elon Musk must be the biggest idiot ever. That was awesome, that video. He's so dumb. Dude, did you see the person that posted it? Their account got deleted. Yeah. Yeah. But isn't it because, or is that because Chappelle makes you put your phone up your ass?

I'm sure they use that as the excuse, but it's not the first time that someone's posted clips from Attell's, or not Attell, from Chappelle's shit. Yeah. Elon Musk with his I am not owned ass on Twitter flailing. He's so dumb just not to realize

that you gotta fucking step back from the spotlight a little bit. His biggest crime is just trying to be cool. What did he expect was gonna happen? What did he expect to happen?

I think I know exactly what he expected to happen. He thought, people don't think I'm cool right now, but everybody thinks that Dave Chappelle's cool, so I'm going to go to Dave Chappelle's show. Do they though? Because there's a lot of people that don't. I don't think everybody thinks that. There's a shit ton of people that hate

Dave Chappelle. But I think that's what he thought. I think that he thought that everyone thinks Dave Chappelle is cool. Yeah, I don't know. It's fucking crazy. He's dumb. He's dumb. Yeah, he's just a fucking idiot right now. He needs to, like, what did he do for Twitter? Did he just change the blue check color?

I don't know if he did anything. I mean, the people say he did stuff, but Twitter hasn't changed at all. I remember for that, like, one minute when everyone was like, dude, it's over. Twitter's getting deleted. I'm about to go back to that mindset. My Twitter experience has sucked recently. Really? Twitter's getting deleted. I'm about to go back to that mindset. My Twitter experience has sucked recently. Really? Mine's been great. Every time I open it, it leads up with an ad

that I can't scroll out of. Oh, that shit's insane. All of a sudden there's a ton of ads. And it's pinned at the top. I can't scroll down and get new shit in my feed until I buy something from the app. I just bought some Sforsky diamonds. $2,000 worth of diamonds. All of my ads are like these weird ass

like toys. Like weird fidget spinner type things. Yeah, what the fuck is that? That's who Twitter's advertising with. Because those are all probably just fronts for shit. I told you that we saw the Dat Chat headquarters, right?

Where was that? Dat Chat headquarters is in New Brunswick. Oh, I think you did say that yeah i don't even think i put two and two together at the time it's crazy oh yeah no shit yeah can we speak freely about dat chat at this point probably not made for drug dealers and fucking sex trafficking great guys over there thank you for that over there it's good people over there people criticize like the golfers for taking the saudis money like we're no we're no better than them we took dad chats money like fucking that dude they're good people great people they mean well no matter what they're doing no matter what age of humans they traffic if it's 18 year olds or 60 they got

different laws in new brunswick it's's different over there. It's basically offshore. It's different one hour from here. You want old Brunswick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You fucking go back to old Brunswick. Yeah. Buffalo is going to be fucking sweet. Yeah, it's gonna be fun.

You're basically just reliving your the best weekend of your fall in the wintertime. Yeah, pretty much. Are you going to do any of the same shit or some different shit? Well, I want to go to the Bills game I think we're still gonna go we just might be late might miss the first like quarter what is it a night game? it's at 8.15 I think and our last show

on Saturday is at 6pm so it'll probably be done by what like 7.40 we could probably honestly make it there on time we just won't be able to like tailgate or anything or the poor people at your show as you're like fucking motoring through your jokes alright we gotta get out of here guys uh but also like they would like that like i'm not actually gonna do that but people are probably gonna be like all right let's speed this up the

bills game starts in 30 minutes or it's people who are like i hate sports this is my one chance to be able to have a diversion during the bills game this show will probably go until 9 30 i don't think anyone in buffalo's like that relax and watch some stand-up comedy and get away from these crazy bills fans well bro if it's a hot show you know i'm doing an hour 30 are you jumping through a table yeah oh yeah big time i'm gonna jump through a table on stage and get yeah and get covered in mustard and ketchup yeah on stage just love that single packet yeah not gonna love that shit sprayed down oh they're stage just love that single packet yeah people are gonna love that shit sprayed down oh they're gonna fucking love that i got some new stuff too i wrote a bunch of

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I'm going to the Bills game on the Saturday night in Buffalo against the Dolphins. Wait, why is it on a Saturday? That shit doesn't make sense. Because it got flexed, brother. Ah. Yeah, big game. Actually, I should probably get my tickets soon. Luckily, I can get my last minute tickets, you know what I mean?

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No, dude. As soon as the yak ended, I had this dermatologist appointment again. Another dermatologist appointment that once again did not work. Show up to the doctor's office 15 minutes early. I'm like, hey, I'm checking in. It's Harry, blah, blah, blah. I'm checking in for my appointment. I have an appointment at three o'clock with Dr. Susan.

Oh, yeah, your appointment got canceled. Damn. Like, why? I'm like, I didn't. There's no email, no nothing about it getting canceled. So I'm in the doctor's office. They're like, did you pay your $25 fee? And I was like, no, because I never got an email about paying a $25 fee, nor did I get an email about it getting canceled so i'm in the doctor's office like they're like did you pay your 25 fee and i was like no because i never got an email about paying a 25 fee nor did i get an email about it

getting canceled so i had to reschedule for next monday are you serious which is fine i didn't i didn't care about that but then this is where shit got this is where this is where i got i was experiencing some rage i uh so then i'm like in the west village i'm like i want to go to a coffee shop and write some jokes because I need new material. And I wanted to do Christmas stuff for the Buffalo shows. And plus you're steaming mad. And I'm steaming mad. You have the inspiration to create art.

And I go to CVS to get pens because I ran out of my pens. They didn't have my pen brand that I go to. Are you serious? Yeah. And then? Whatever can go wrong will go wrong. of my pens. They didn't have my pen brand that I go to. Are you serious? Yeah. And then. Whatever can go wrong will go wrong. Oh, my God. And then I go.

Might as well prick yourself and use your own blood. Okay. Then I'm walking around looking for a coffee shop. I don't even. Oh, you got to be fucking kidding me. What the hell is that? He's just getting warmed up. Oh, yeah.

That was the first rep. That was literally the. That's literally right outside. Just push them off the scaffold yeah all right well i'm so i'm going around looking for a coffee shop no coffee shops because everything is filled because it's freezing out and everyone's working in coffee shops so finally i'm like i'm just gonna go to the starbucks reserve what's that it's like the it's like the big starbucks where they sell cocktails as well god damn yeah it sucks i go to starbucks the cantina taco bell type of thing yeah exactly exactly elevated concept and i go so i go to starbucks uh i've

been walking around for like 30 minutes trying to find somewhere to go i finally landed on starbucks it's like 20 degrees out i go in i go up to the guy and i'm like hey do you guys have just like a regular coffee dude laughs in my face at Starbucks I was like he's like a regular coffee and I'm like yeah just like a regular plain coffee and he's like that's our drip coffee and I was like

what the fuck does that mean and then he goes what size and they're doing the whole like grande, f fente whatever the fuck those words are fentanyl and i was like i'll just do medium and then i get my car i'm not even gonna drink the coffee i don't like coffee i like it but i can't drink it i just wanted something that would that i could sit down with so they wouldn't be like you can't be here so you should have ordered in fucking sign language i know so i go traffic controller i go over and there's this

like one area like the whole place is packed nowhere to sit i go over there's one little corner where there's places to sit i go over i sit down i knew this was gonna happen because i was like all of a sudden i'm noticing there's like menus and shit i'm like this is definitely like a separate part of the starbucks reserve guy comes up to me and he's like hey are you gonna order a cocktail it's like three o'clock on a monday and i'm like no i'm not gonna order a cocktail right now and he's like oh you can't sit here then damn and i'm looking around and there's like people all around me just drinking cocktails at three o'clock on a monday probably just because they wanted to sit and write jokes yeah and i was like okay

so i have to move and he's like i can find find you help us. I can help you find a seat. That's cool of him. No, I was like, I don't need you to fucking help me find a seat. Were there no more seats? No, I found one. Yeah, I found the last one. So you didn't need his help. But dude, like the people that are drinking cocktails at Monday at three o'clock on Monday.

I'm like, I'm fucking up my words right now. Who is even going to having a stroke? Yeah, you might be. That should happen to me when I got sick. My cognitive function. So I'm like, I'm mixing up words right now. Who is even going to- I'm having a stroke. Yeah, you might be. That should happen to me when I got sick. My cognitive function slipped off a cliff. I'm like, I'm mixing up words like crazy. It's because you're fucking spinning right now. You're spinning.

That's fine. Spin. Anyways, dude, they shouldn't have a reserved area. You know what the reserved area should be? A fucking prison cell. Why are they drinking cocktails at 3pm on a Monday? Yeah, this Starbucks shouldn't exist. Like, what the fuck are they trying to do? And they're giving them, like, the nice area. What are they trying to become?

There's people there with, like, their families. It's probably because they're paying $17 for a cocktail. I almost bought a cocktail and just didn't drink it, so I could sit there. Your coffee that you're not drinking and your $18 spicy margarita that you're not drinking. But it ended up being a productive day. You cranked out some jokes?

Yeah, I wrote for, like like an hour and a half, which is, I got to stop doing that. I got to start writing, because then I won't write anything else for another like three days. But what I should do is write like for like 20 minutes a day. Well, why not just take the whole hour and a half

when you have the inspiration? I know, you're right. How much do you cross out when you write shit down? Nothing. So you just write the whole joke perfectly the first time? Oh, no, no.

It's usually like I write down like cues to remember shit. And then I'll like, like, just like rewrite it, fix it. Just flip through. Let me see it. Oh, no, that's not my joke book. The fuck is that? Well, it's like this is like my I don't even know why I have this thing. It was like in my pocket.

This is like I write down my set list. Oh, what the fuck? fuck what four swastikas connected to each other this is like like that was beautiful i never have seen something like if i think of something when i'm like walking around i'll write it down on this but i don't really use this anymore i just use my big notebook now sure bro but i'm pumped about this new stuff i wrote i think it's very funny are you gonna use it into january yeah definitely what about february yeah probably whole winter for sure it's that good it's all just about like christmas movies i wrote some funny shit about charlie brown i think charlie brown is a bastard yeah that bastard charlie brown he is an absolute

dickhead yeah well he's just dumb as hell. Yeah, I think. He's dumb as Elon Musk. Yeah. It's also funny because he's six years old in the movie. Is he? Yeah. Six years old. This commercialist society will destroy the holiday.

Is that what he's talking about? And they flamed his ass too. And his dog laughing at him. Everybody was clowning on Brown? Because he had that bitch ass tree yeah i mean he's weak like he thinks that he has it going on and he does not have it going on at all he's fucking broke and poor and he's he has no self-awareness yeah let me leave me the fuck the hell's going on dude leave me alone got other things going on i do honestly priors

it's fucking wallow and gilly hitting me up really what are they saying they're trying to squash the beef with Pat they're not trying to squash it they're trying to get that shit fired up no we're about to tie together two bandanas you need me to step out

no I need you to I can step out I need you on my pick your side is he gonna say you with us or you with million dollars yeah is you a gangster or a bitch

definitely definitely wallow and gilly what yeah no yeah Seth when have they ever had your back you and Pat Bev versus wallow and gilly I'm going wallow and gilly what yeah no yeah when have they ever had your back you and pat

bev versus wallow and gilly i'm going wallow and gilly what in what context that gilly made about rick ross oh yeah ricky rape a bitch dude i'm not i don't want to be on the against i don't want to be on the defense of that you have to hell no that what you're fucking literally sitting with me right here you can't be on the other side I'm just being honest You're making me sick Yeah dude you gotta fix this I'll go solo cut his mics No you're not ready for that

Get Gillian Wallow on the line You don't even know their names Everyone can tell you're vaping dude Stop trying to do it in your sleep I love when I see Wallow and he looks at me and goes, legend. He doesn't know who I am. Yeah, he forgets your name. You're a legend.

I'm like, dude, you don't even know what my name is. And it's like the name that I go by is the most rememberable name. It is very rememberable. Memorable. However you slice it however you want to say it dude you can tell he's from philly i'm a legend i make up my own words rememberable yeah he you could tell he's really you guys would be going crazy whole rememberable dude i never even thought about that i used to pray for times like this

to be rememberable dude you being in that fucking video was crazy what one always sunny episode yeah dude that i was just watching it on my tv and i was and i was like i thought i saw caleb at first and i was like now there's no way and then all of a sudden you're on the screen and i was like rewound it and i rewound and i saw you were in both you were on twice caleb was only on once dude the way that they hit us up about that episode the always sunny people hit us up like the like who like the producers someone involved with the show and they wanted all of our clips from that they're like it's going to be a big part of the episode so we gave them our whole super bowl video all the behind the scenes footage devlin had got it all on his phone the entire like raw footage that uh

was uncut multiple camera angles they're like you're gonna be a big part of this episode like we were like holy fuck yeah yeah they basically were telling us we were gonna be in Always Sunny

yeah yeah they were telling us basically we were gonna be characters in Always Sunny how did they find it just like because they're Philly people and because that was like

the biggest video about the Super Bowl celebration like I think we were the only people on the street that had every angle of the celebration covered that were boots on the ground like now people will be out there

there'll probably be a million people out there if it happens again do you remember the episode? do you remember the number? season one episode what? season one? season what episode what?

oh no I don't even remember or I would have that shit tattooed on me but I mean then the episode wind up came out and we're in one flash of a scene. That's the best part

of the entire episode. It was sweet for us, but it's like from the way that they said it, they made it seem like they were going to like it was going to be like a focal point of the plot

or some shit like that. But that episode's not that great because the first there's two parts of that episode. The first part is better because that's the one

where Charlie's like stuck in the bear trap and he's like crawling around the bar to do all of's like stuck in the bear trap and he's like crawling around the bar to do all of his like rituals before the Eagles game. Yeah, that was weird. It was funny. But then the second part is when it's like, it's

just like Mac and then like all the side characters at the game in the box. And I still don't really understand why they were in a box. I think Frank got it for them. I think it's because they didn't want to film the stadium. But that wasn't... But I'm saying like they didn't want to have extras oh yeah yeah you know what i mean like it probably cut down on the production cost and just made it a little bit simpler but then like the eagles win and then they show the clip of like uh whatever

his name is rob mack macklehenny yeah they show uh him like actually at the super bowl and then it cuts to like you guys right away And I was like, holy shit. That was the best part by far, the montage. Yeah, they told us that Rob McElhenney hand-selected it. Really? From all the clips. He was like, I need him on screen, and I need him on screen twice. Really?

And that was me. I wouldn't be surprised, dude. Same high school. Really? Yeah. Damn. What's the bar? Same grade school, honestly.

We both went to Waldron for grade school St. Joe's Prep for high school Damn You're a stalker And he's super successful You're stalking his ass No he was I mean We should have him on the podcast

You think he'd come on? Yeah I'm probably the only Actually no There's probably other people From Waldron Mercy Academy Who have Podcasts

Dude that That uh Those guys are like Kind of intimidating though Cause they're like Really smart Yeah Like have you ever Listened to their podcast? No It's not like They're not very like Dude, those guys are kind of intimidating, though, because they're really smart. Yeah.

Have you ever listened to their podcast? No. They're not very joking in real life. They're more very precise and smart. You can tell. Just brilliant dudes. St. Joe's Prep guys, man. They're smart as fuck. Men for others, honestly, is what it comes down to.

Hell yeah. Yeah. Hell yeah. They just took Latin in high school. It just makes you a little bit smarter. Makes you a lot smarter. yeah hell yeah they just took Latin

in high school it just makes you a little bit smarter makes you a lot smarter dude me and Caleb were also supposed to have like a spot on this show uh

Lil Dicky show oh really what is that show called Dave Dave yeah ah is it Dave yeah yeah yeah yeah

early on they told us I don't know if we were gonna have like a role in it or something like that I think it was before the show even came out is he a Philly guy yeah

he's like uh Cheltenham or some shit like that, like a surrounding Philly area. It's a hotbed, dude. There's a lot of funny-ass fucking people coming out of there. There is. What was the role supposed to be?

Mook's one of them. Mook? Mook's one of the legends. What was the role supposed to be? I think that we were supposed to be like the Ty Dolla $ign role or some shit like that,

like the very successful musicians or some shit. Lost on that. No, I don't even know what the role was. Okay, I was going to say say it was like ty dolla sign's black right yeah yeah yeah we could that would have been a little dicey yeah we couldn't have exactly played the black dudes in the show but that was funny that they were like just trying to put or from my perspective trying to put us in shows i had no chops to be in any time they're trying to put you in for like

the same thing what do you mean or no For the Super Bowl stuff? No, no. Like a character in the show. Oh, damn. Who? Why didn't you do it? I think they like had reached out to, I don't know if it was through Erica or someone. Like they reached out early on.

I think it just didn't materialize or maybe whatever plot line they were trying to write us into. They got rid of it. Yeah. He was probably just like, look at these losers. No, no, no, no.

Look at that cool ass dude with long hair and that loser. I mean, Lil Dicky will definitely be on Sunday Conversations within the next like two months. You think so? Probably.

What has he done recently? Chill, bro. No, I mean like, I'm a big Lil Dicky fan. Don't talk shit on Dick, bro. Not on LD. Has Dave has like a season three? I don't know.

Probably takes a minute to shoot that shit. I've never, I've honestly never seen it. It's a very good show. That's what I was just wondering. It does almost a perfect job of talking about what it's like to be a white dude who's a rapper. It's so spot on that it wasn't even funny to me.

It just made me uncomfortable. Because there were shared experiences of people being like, oh, you're a rapper? Like, rap. Yeah, that's funny. That's a... He was a... I used to fuck with his music a lot. Don't talk like that, bro. What changed? I don't think he's put out

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Slander What'd he say? About that Clip with all the people laughing Yeah what'd he say And say it word for word Don't skip over anything I don't think I need to skip

There was a Feta cheese in that tomato soup that I was drinking. It looked good. The tomato soup looks good. I love a tomato soup. It was so good, dude. A little grilled cheese dipping in there. That was so good. It's from Pret across the street.

Their soups are fucking crack. I didn't even know they did. I thought they just did coffee. No, dude. They do like takeaway food. I like takeaway food I like it's like good airport food

sneakily enjoy airport food like just a dumbass sandwich I hate it there was a long time when I hated it but just like a grab and go sandwich to eat on the plane has a level of satisfaction I'm not sitting there being like

what's that gas station in New York uh uh Sonoco? it's like Wawa but it's a different one 7-Eleven? I'm not sitting there being like a hater. What's that gas station in New York? Sudoku? It's like Wawa, but it's a different one. 7-Eleven? Very similar to Wawa. Circle K? No.

Sheetz? Sheetz. Sheetz? I got an egg salad from Sheetz. God damn. Damn good. It was? Yeah, it was really good.

And then I went on the way home, I stopped at the same Sheetz and got another egg salad. Really? Yeah, it was really good. I know they have a good chef back there. Oh, yeah. I was thinking about driving up again, dude. Just going to Sheetz? Dude, the drive was awesome. It's nice to have that alone time. I don't really get a lot of alone time where I'm like completely by myself. You say anything to yourself? Did you talk out loud to yourself

at all? Oh, yeah, because the first hour, we talked about this, but the first hour is great and then the demons come crawling in. You start singing a little bit, though. You could sing. Oh, I sing hard. I'm a big singer. A lot of people don't know that about me. No, you're a good singer. I love to sing. You're a Steven singer. I'm actually trying to get into some singing stuff. Like what? Music. I'm trying to get into music. Parody? I'm thinking about quitting comedy. I'm actually in Buffalo I'm not even doing comedy. I'm just singing. You seriously should. It worked for Eddie Murphy. It worked for Little Duval. It worked for You seriously should. It worked for Eddie Murphy. It worked for little Duval.

It worked for little Dickie. Worked for little Dickie. He was doing comedy for a bit. Was he? I think he was like trying to be a comedian, right? I thought he was trying to get onto the media scene through rap. Yeah. Media?

Like what kind of media? What he's doing now. But I think he used rap and like parody songs to be like, oh shit, this guy's like funny. He can write. He was just looking for a job at Barstool. Do you think it's weird that you like aren't classified as a comedian unless you do stand-up comedy yeah did you see that clip about uh little druski talking about how kevin hart came out to him was like stop being a bitch he's like what he's like stop being a bitch i get up on that stage

you can do your little skits and everything like that but until you actually get on the stage you're not really doing it. Yeah, that's dumb as fuck. Kevin Hart has dudes write jokes for him. Damn. Doesn't he? Yeah, he does. He's got a whole team of people that he has a writer's room for his stand-up. What if people help Drewski with his skits, though?

I'm sure they do, but I would never shit on Drewski. He's fucking hysterical. Well, it's just like a way of gatekeeping, being like you could do what you do but can you do what i do you know what i mean like kevin hart couldn't do what druski is doing yeah probably not or maybe he could no he makes funny movies are they funny movies i don't know what funny movies he's been in uh ride along jumanji ride along with ice cube you didn't think jumanji was funny no dude those movies suck jumanji druski is awesome dude he's fucking hysterical druski is the one he is he's the funniest dude he's the funniest person on the

internet by a mile do we agree on that yeah and he's doing it he's doing stand-up isn't he doing a tour right now yeah he just released a tour he tour. He just came out. He was just on. He signed like a 10 million dollar contract. He's good. Just hanging out with Jack Harlow. Yeah. Eiffel Tower and Dua Lipa. Yeah. He's the man. Spitting the rizziest game. But I've always thought that was weird because like there are certain people who are like such funny writers and like actors comedic actors but like they're not comedians yeah like even the dude who writes white lotus that dude mike white like yeah he's a hilarious

writer comedian because he doesn't do stand-up right but he's like a genius comedy writer and like just plot writer just like weaving the plots together and shit like that isn't that like that's kind of lame that like i could call myself a comedian but he like he would get shit if he called himself a comedian you're not actually a comedian yeah sorry bro you don't get up on this you don't get up up on the stage in front of 14 people calling yourself a comedian bomb well actually ever identifying your job kind of sucks oh yeah 100 when i have to like fill shit out like when you're like applying for like a new apartment and stuff and you have to like fill out like your title, I have no idea what to say. You still got some feta cheese in there?

I never have any idea what to say. Content creator. And that is the worst thing. That is the worst thing. I'd rather put like, I don't even know, something bad. Yeah, racist.

Racist. I'm a professional racist. I'm a racist by trade creator at barstool sports yeah though it is probably the same thing yeah oh yeah those go hand in hand uh yeah it's part of the contract um but like even saying like if you want it to be like more like vague or mysterious or proper about it you could be like i'm a writer or something like that but it's like that sounds terrible yeah i think that sounds better i think that i think that one sounds better than saying you're saying you're a writer is like you're you think you're like in like the 1930s and like you're like hunter s thompson like on a fucking beach in cuba or some shit i'm a writer darling i go town to town and tell stories did i ever well there's some movie where they i think it's uh fuck i forget ever? Well, there's some movie where they, I think it's, fuck, I forget what the movie is.

There's some movie where they say you become a writer as soon as you start telling people you're a writer. Yeah. Because that's what you're writing, your own story. You're writing your own fucking book, bro. And this next chapter just began. Writing a book has to be the easiest shit ever. No, it doesn't, dude.

That would be so hard. Writing any book? A good book. Yeah, I didn any book a good book yeah i didn't say a good book i'm just saying a book so many people have books dude anybody i bet if you asked like hold around the office i think jared karabas had like three books by the time he was 18 yeah dude but like the books like that don't like like having a good book that like sells well yeah and you're just like a normal dude who decided to write a book that's got to be like one of the hardest things you can do.

Having a story in your brain. Like how do you sell books if you're like a random person? Yeah, you got to go to a random house, get that shit published, bro. And then what, you sell them on the street? And like I can't imagine. Like where do you like, you put them in a bookstore, no one's going to buy it. I think that. Unless you're like in some famous author.

Word of mouth, I guess. I don't know. I don't know how books get popular. You gotta know someone who goes on Joe Rogan and says this book's good. That's the only way. It's the only way you could sell books. Or it used to be Oprah. Yeah, but Oprah's like a pedophile now.

No. Bro, check the flight logs. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. What if she was fucking Epstein? Bro, she was fucking Epstein and the kids. No, what if she was just fucking Epstein? What if she just liked to give him rubs? Yeah, she probably did, dude.

You can find her in the club. Bro, she's a freak. Yeah, she is. She's getting rubbed by Epstein. Bro, she's a goddamn freak. Tell your little girls to take the night off. I'm doing this for the girls. Wow, that's so mad.

This is so dark. It would be legendary of Oprah if that's why she was on the logs i know but she would never be able to tell anybody that yeah well like that's such a paradox for her until her book comes out poor broad yeah until the book the tell all the tell all of epstein's logs that she was just fucking taking the bullets for all the girls by making epstein come every 15 minutes she had him on a fucking timer he just had to be milked i know he's like a fucking animal in heat dude horny guy horny bastard yeah horny egg we should have gotten him on some ssris they would have canceled out the whole thing no sex drive you could be back to doing like real estate or whatever the fuck he's doing i blame blame his uh i blame his

therapist or yeah his psych get him on 50 milligrams of zoloft no sex ever again you girls are free to go i feel bad about what i've been doing. I want to kill myself. It's probably just the drugs. You didn't do anything wrong. That's just how the drugs make people feel. If you just admitted it to his therapist, you could be off scot-free. Dude, in that smile,

you got to watch this smile movie. I've been doing some toxic things, but they affirm me. So that's okay, right? Why? What was the smile movie? It was funny. No, it's horrifying.

Horrifying. Is it a sexually transmitted disease? No, it's like. Is there nudity in the movie? No. That does sound horrifying. Jesus Christ, bro. They want me to sit through the whole thing?

It's pretty good. I mean, people are going to get it. I'm going to get shit on whatever, no matter what. Everyone's going to be like, first of all, Barbarian fucking sucked ass, dude. What even is Barbarian? What are you talking about? Barbarian was terrible. It's another horror movie?

Like, compared to Smile. Like, I mean, maybe it depends on, like, what you're going into it looking for. Because Barbarian's a lot more, like, funny, different, like, idea of a horror movie. Smile's more, like, traditional, like, pop- idea of a horror movie. Smile is more like traditional, like pop-outs, scary horror movie. Which is like what I look for. Oh, many times. Jump scares?

I was jumping a lot. And you couldn't pause that thing because you were in the theaters. No, I was in my room. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. Because I was about to have you rank your top five movie snacks.

Oh, I got snacks. What's your top five? I got Australian licorice. Okay, number one i got pizza pringles okay diet coke all right and uh i ordered uh i decided to get a little crazy i ordered a uh have you ever had like the sweet tart ropes that's six but yeah but i didn't order those i saw they made warhead ropes i told you i like the worst candy in the world i like shit that like was does that

was invented in a lab is it because you uh it's so bad that you don't want to over indulge on it no it's because it's so fucking good you're amazing but they didn't give me the ropes they gave me the cubes instead the cubes were still amazing i got some back at home where'd you get it from gopuff uh uber eats sal's bro sal's convenience that's my spot oh really yeah on seventh oh you gotta hit up GoPuff, dude. GoPuff is the one. No, I don't fuck with that shit. Why?

Mook used to work at GoPuff, dude, and they fired his ass. Is that why? Damn. Do your fucking research. Do you read The Room for once? I know it's a Philly thing, but half of everybody in Philly used to work for GoPuff. Drexel thing. Then they all got fired at the same time by a robot.

Yeah, because the same- Terminated. By a consultant. They put you on a zoom call with 8 000 people we are sorry mook we know this means a lot if it was like graduation and they had to go down the line of people connor mook that's what my graduation terminated not like that i graduated by siri like literally What? Yeah, because it was COVID and all that. Didn't a lot of people's graduations get pushed off a year? Like Jama, our buddy Jama, that happened to him. Yeah. Because he just did his graduation like this summer.

I watched mine on a TV. Yeah, I saw so many. And you like got the fucking cap and the gown on in like your living room. No, that's what I did. Tyler. Yeah. That's just super depressing the graduations at my like high school um like when i was already obviously i graduated

but during covid they had everyone on the football field like 40 feet away from each other bro who's banging your line now it's no caller id bro this is getting spooky holy shit it's definitely gilly i don't like this shit at all gilly's definitely a no caller id guy no he's not yeah calling from the pay phone those boys are still on prison mode gilly was never in the clink bro i meant wallow what did wall go to jail for armed robbery armed robbery dude i know a bunch of people who've gone that seems like the most common one two buddies that i do comedy with are both they both went to jail for armed robbery what do you mean the most common one?

Everyone that I know that's been to prison has been caught in armed robbery. Yeah, everybody's doing armed robbery. It's just going around. Yeah. It's got to be just one of the only things they send you to jail for anymore. Everybody else is just like, yeah. Oh, you slid an old lady's throat? You got to clean up these streets.

All right, well, you'll spend the night, but you got to be home in the morning. Yeah, we can't hold you. We can't be wasting the taxpayer money. Oh, you committed a school shooting? Where's this gone? You're a bad man. Just indulge me, bro. Just come on the journey with me.

No wonder you and Pat get along so well. You wouldn't last a fucking second in his shoes. No, Pat's the GOAT, dude. So you are on me and his side. I can't pick sides, dude. You have to. I've never met him, though, is the problem. I've met Gillian Wallow a hundred times.

And what did they say? He brought you up on his show, though. Gillian Wallow never brought you up on his show. Oh, I thought you were saying Gillian Wallow did. I was like, what? God, no. Really? No, no, no.

Pat Bev did, though. He's like, who's your friend with a stupid face? Skinny wrists. That's not really a compliment, though. He brought you up. Any pub is good pub. I know. I need Gillian Wallow to bring me up. Who's still running that show? Is that Edwin now? Like, getting to that prep sheet?

Yeah. You see Lil Sass is going to be in Buffalo this weekend? Like, Kanye's there. Young thugs there. See this thugger? Happy to have you out of the clink. Kanye's. It's sad what's happening with him.

Really? No, not really. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, you do. You were crying about it on Saturday night when we went out. No, it was funny that my buddy, one my buddies called me, and he was like, I knew he was just trying to get a reaction out of me. He was like, so do you think it's controversial to listen to Kanye now?

And I was like, I don't give a fuck, dude. And he's like, because I've been listening to a lot of Kanye. And I'm like, dude, you haven't listened to Kanye in 15 years. I'm like, you just started listening to Kanye again because you want someone to be like, whoa, you shouldn't be doing that. He's just being an edgelord? Yeah. That's funny as fuck, though. Classic edgelord shit. I didn't really like Kanye

until his anti-Semitic phase. And he's like, no, dude, it just came in on the car. I was like, no, it didn't. People are like, I miss the old Kanye, but I'm the opposite, dude. No, I like the new Kanye. I like the brand new Kanye. I can't wait till his new music comes out. I hate Jews old Kanye, but I'm the opposite. I like the new Kanye. I like the brand new Kanye. I can't wait until his new music comes out.

I hate Jews, Kanye. The bad news. I like the new Kanye. They hate the Jews, Kanye. I was in the news, Kanye. Autistic too, Kanye. Damn, dude. Poor guy. damn dude poor guy how many people do you think have made that exact same joke or you think we just did it i haven't seen it it's good that might have just taken us to the next level yeah we're gonna be on fucking tucker tomorrow morning yeah francis sucks dude i thought francis

under the bus i was a plant by jesse waters to fucking fucking sink Francis' ship he was flying too close to the sun we had to fucking that little sketch that you guys sketch that dude I can't speak right now that little sketch that you guys did was hilarious the one about getting pegged

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Yeah. Some people do like five nights. I feel like you do five nights now or five shows. I do three, three shows. No, three nights at most. But do you ever do two,

two shows in a night? All the time. So that could be five shows if it was three nights. Well, no, I do five shows. I don't do five nights. Some people do like Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, which I guess is four nights.

That's a lot of fucking shows. It's a lot of shows. But that's a lot of bread, too. Dude, some people are just like can sell so many tickets. It's crazy. See that Stav just added like a fifth show to the Wilbur. No, I didn't see that. He sold out four shows at the Wilbur.

He's so lovable i mean dude he's selling he's got to be up there for like top ticket sales in comedy right now aside from like people that do like arenas damn selling out selling out a theater five times is fucking insane that is a lot of people that's got to be so much money he's very popular i wonder what he's doing with his popularity and fame and money. I don't know. He just started. Didn't he just start a new podcast? Oh, yeah.

I saw that. Or he rebooted his old podcast. And he had Are You Garbage On? Oh. Oh, he might have had Are You Garbage On? Probably. Those guys are fucking crushing it, all of them. Yeah.

Aren't they supposed to come on this show? Is that true? Kicking off the new year with it. Yeah. Oh, yeah. We got to fucking ramp up the guests now that we have a presentable room for them to sit in.

I know, right? Except where are we going to sit here and they'll sit around us? Surrounding us? Yeah. That will be funny as fuck. We should separate them and then we'll have two separate conversations

at the same time. Or at least it is two different episodes. Yo, that's genius. Yeah. That's a concept. People are always like, what's your podcast about? Different conversations at the same time. Why is that such a common question?

Whose podcast is about things? I think a lot of people's are. Really? Like history or fucking like AI or like cybersecurity. What do like, what do KB and Nick say their podcast is about? Nothing. I don't know. They don't talk about like current shit.

They only talk about like their own world and like inside jokey stuff. They literally created like a weird universe. But it's like, that's like, that's about nothing. What do you say that's about? Like when we were doing this, we had to like come up with like a, like, well, what is it going to be about? Cause we need to tell sales what it's going to be about. It's not going to be about anything.

We're going to talk. Yeah. We know we came up with a highfalutin plan. We're going riff dude yeah we're gonna fall back rip it fall back guys we're gonna riff but has there ever even been a show that's fucking riffed at barstool before us no dude never the first ones to riff yeah first to riff no one had riffed before we came on shirts dude print the fucking shirts first to riff with our with us on the moon the The first ones getting off the spaceship to the moon shit. First ones to riff planting a flag.

Every show is that. I don't know. It is kind of a hack though to start one of those podcasts that's just like the White Lotus recap. We would get like a billion views a day. I know. If we were just like, dude, what happened to Albie this last episode was nuts. Did he die?

Yeah. He did? Yeah. What happened to him? Is that a spoiler? We probably shouldn't say that. He got his soul sucked out of him. Damn.

This girl sucked his dick so hard, this prostitute, that he perished at her fucking lips. Well, wasn't everyone waiting for someone to die? Yeah. Did someone always die? No, it was him. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know.

I didn't watch the show. I actually boycotted it. I canceled my HBO membership. She sucked a cracker's soul. Hit a cash app. She wiped a cracker's nose. Cracker slat slat. What's that from?

What song is that? The Box. I think it's The Box by Roddy Ricch. i'm the man in the box all you listen to is like 60s fucking woodstock shit bro that's a good song you gotta listen to that one yeah right fired up too i don't think so i think i'm done listening to any new music i was i was listening to that on the way to work yesterday i was in oh i woke up in a bad mood yesterday i think that's why it all started it how come i don't know just woke up on the wrong side of the bed you know there had to have been something that

triggered it no that's how I wake up every day I wake up furious most days because you have a living situation of like there's probably Norwegian prisoners who have like better living situations than you yeah dude but it's like what am I gonna do like I don't want to like sublet Norwegian mass murderers definitely live better than you i don't want to like sublet norwegian mass murderers definitely live better than you i don't want to sublet and then make owen and dukes live with like a stranger but you don't live with them or see them anyway i see them every single day and i do live with them why don't you just get out of your fucking lease because of all the swastikas in your building i know right isn't that nuts did you still you see that mook swastikas everywhere

and if you're keeping track at home swastika is the word of the day. So drink. No, this was actually fucking nuts. I know. I saw it. The corner of our entrance to the building is just all, the corner tiles are just swastikas. No. No.

I noticed this for the first time like two days ago. And I was like, what the fuck? Because I remember I would look at the tiles when I was going down the stairs and be like those look like weirdly look like they could be swastikas but they're kind of like a greek tile pattern it's like a classic greek it looks like you could maybe a piece of swastika together if you tried and then I went downstairs in the

first like right in the entrance of our lobby swastikas on the four corners like straight up swastikas and that's definitely to represent Nazis well it's definitely not it was definitely it's like the someone looked it up the building was built in like 1900s like early 1900s like before the nazis were a big thing oh really and you think that they would chip up those tiles exactly that's what i was gonna say i was like but the fact that they haven't

changed it is fucking crazy honestly dude i think they might have just added those in. I've been there for a year. I've never seen them. Probably because you're such a bad tenant. How would I not notice the tiles right when I walk in the building? Kanye is probably fucking your landlord, dude. And Dukes, no one didn't notice it either. Well, they're also not Semites. Well, I'm not a Semite.

You're a semi-Semite. You're about a half Jew. That blew my mind, though. I think that's a way that you could get out of your contract. 100%. I'm going to say I don't feel comfortable with this. And I'm also going to sue you guys. How's that sound?

It's definitely in the fine print somewhere. By the way, we got four swastikas in the building. They're going to be there. We're not removing them. I've had my fair share of Hasidic landlords while I've been in New York as well. Yeah? Yeah. So it's like if the landlord himself is Hasidic, you I've been in New York as well. Yeah? Yeah.

So it's like if the landlord himself is Hasidic, you can't exactly claim. Oh, he's not. Oh, he's not? No. He's like an old Italian dude. Oh, he's a racist. Yeah. Fat wrists. Bruce.

Bruce. Bruce needs his money. Does Brucey have money? And Harry's not delivering. I haven't paid my rent in like two months. Well, this happens. We do this all the time. And then I'll have rent in like two months. Well, this happened. We do this all the time and then I'll have to go

bring a check for like a million dollars. I'll probably do that today, actually. You should. Keep my checkbook on me now. Is that what that book is? Yeah.

I wrote my notes in my checkbook. Yeah. A little reminder. We don't even get to see him. I have to go bring it to his fucking doorman and I go,

this is for Bruce. Make sure it gets to him that's so dumb once again that's the dumbest it's insane dude how do you pay your rent is it through like a portal yeah yeah i do it on and i don't even do it it's an automatic payment automatic payment that's every apartment that i've lived in in the city has been that and then we move here and they're like no you also you can't mail it you gotta hand deliver it he's doing it under the table. A hundred percent. But he owns like eight buildings. I looked him up. You got to like get some kind of insurance fraud going.

I do. I think the swastikas are like a really good way to get out. I think they are too. But can you sue him for the swastikas? No, I think it's just be like, hey man, I'm out. I'll pay the rest of my rent for this month. I'm done. But do you think that there's any lawyers?

With Kanye, with everything going on with Kanye, dude dude i don't want to sue him i don't want to go through all that i want to leave though i want to get out yeah you should or i'd be like hey let me take the upstairs place because that place is fucking huge there's a full a big house like a penthouse upstairs just you yeah you think you could pay for it how much you try to pay in your for rent in your new apartment i don't know know. Yeah, you do. Just tell me. I'm not going to fucking tell you. Why? Because that's insane. How is it insane? Tell you off air. No.

No, more. $3,000? No. So $2,500? I don't know, dude. I haven't thought about it. I got to do the math. I got to figure out how much money I'm making consistently. You're making as much as you want to make. No, that's not true at all. I see how you throw around that fucking... Not when you're going to Bridgeport to New Brunswick the next weekend, you're not making it?

No, you are. I've seen... That's not how you make money? I've seen how you throw around money at the pool tables. I've seen how you fucking... You rent exclusive pool tables for hours on end. The hottest pool clubs in the city. Just dumping money out.

You have the money to spend. Well, that's because I don't spend money on it. I don't spend anything else. I don't spend money on anything. Except for pool. Except for pool. And rent. And rent.

And your salads. And flights. How are you paying for your flights, though? I thought you have like four managers now. What do you think they pay for them? Well, they should be setting it up for you. Yeah, that's great for you, I think i think dude that's how it works yeah they book my flights for me okay there you go but i still have to pay for they're not like hey i'll cover this one you that so they

pay you to you pay them but also the clubs give you like a travel buyout right but it's never enough got it it'll be like a hundred bucks that's some bullshit yeah i don't think i'm gonna get to la with worth a hundred dollars just thumb there and back you just got a fucking shirt wrapped around a lacrosse stick with all your belongings in it they get the hotels for the most part that's dope and i know what kind of hotels you're staying in i've seen the fucking selfies on the close friends hilton hyatt a lot of hilton honors points oh yeah hilton honors reward members me and mook were in a nice hotel in New Brunswick They had a pool table at the hotel

Did you guys play? Shitty pool table though Good pool table but they were like we don't have chalk Are you getting better Mook? I smoked him When there's money on the line Low key Tyler's better Tyler's better than you

No he's not Tyler got lucky once and I had already had like 15 beers. He was drinking with you. Bro, I was doubling your guys' beers. What? I had to get up like eight times when we were at Cellar Dog. Hey, can I get a couple beers? You doubled one beer and then from there on I was drinking heavier beers.

No, you weren't. You said give me the lightest beers. You said give me the very lightest beers. And then we went to Patty's and I was drinking fucking Guinnesses and you were drinking like water. And Tyler was drinking a hottie toddy. What the hell is that? He was drinking a hot toddy with my wife.

That shit sobers you up, if anything. This shit is hot water. Hot dog water, bro. That shit was disgusting. Do you love it? She wanted you to be like cozy with it, like holding it with two hands curling up with a book in your hot toddy it wasn't you're trying to get shit face it wasn't bad but like also that

that's probably not the place to get like a good hot toddy yeah it was literally water yeah it was water this irish dive bar so they're supposed to be served in glass i think so he's like i thought like hot stuff wasn't really supposed to go and i think that's a hot toddy glass that type of money because why else would there be a little handle on it? Wasn't there a handle on it? Yeah, there was. It was piping hot. It was hot as fuck.

Especially if you're trying to pound drinks, a fucking smoking hot toddy is not the fucking way. No. But we weren't really pounding drinks. But you know who loves them? The bitches. That was the one thing that you brought up, though. I kept on saying bitch this and bitch that. And you're like, do you really call women bitches like that?

Well, I wasn't saying it in like a, like I didn't care. I was more just like, that's interesting. You were like, they're actually queens. No, I was like, I don't say that personally. I recognize you're calling them bitches, but where are they? But I noticed that you and Tyler do that, and I have a couple of buddies from home that do that. And I'm like, bro, fall back. Because you guys are like, bro, that bitch over there.

That's not what it is. And I'm like, dude, someone's going to hear you say that. It's a pretty intense thing to say. Mook answers the phone. He's like, what up, bitch? What his mom's calling? This bitch was talking to me. It sounds like you're being like, I hate that person.

No, dude, that's not what it is. I don't care. It's just a colloquial term for a woman. If I call someone a bitch, it's usually as a joke. And I'm usually meaning it to be mean. I just thought it was weird that you're white knighting for these people that you don't even know. Who am I white knighting for? The bitches.

The bitches. No, you're white knighting for the bitches. No, I'm not. Like, you can't call her that. The bitches aren't going to fuck you, bro. I wasn't't i didn't give a fuck about who you were talking about i just meant like it was like i haven't heard someone talk like that in a minute since i was in like middle school like yeah dude that fucking whore bro i was all yeah dude i was talking to that fucking whore bitch the other day and like yeah i'm like wow this is like pretty intense my wife was probably doing it too yeah she

was we're all slinging it yeah we're slinging it sass was all buttoned up i was not at all i literally i the extent of the conversation was do you guys really just like okay like you guys just like call women like girls bitches like that we just all it wasn't like and it wasn't in like a like elbows on the table top button on button it was more i was like interested i was like i've like i didn't i haven't heard someone say that in a while. I was like, Sass, are you recording this? You were fucking trying to catch us saying bitches?

You're also a big females guy. I say women. No, you say females. A lot of females in here. A lot of females up in this bitch. When I'm talking to a female, I don't like to say bitch. I guess I've just never said bitch a lot. You should try it more. Unless I call one of my say bitch. I guess I've just never said bitch a lot. You should try it more.

Unless I call one of my boys a bitch. And I've heard you throw it on the end on some Elon Musk going on stage shit. Throw it on the end. I thought you said the N word. Throw it on the end. Throw it on the end? Like, what's up, bitch? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I've done that a couple times. Yeah, you throw it on the end of the sentence. Shut up, bitch. Yeah, shut up, bitch. Yeah, see? But I would never say that to couple times. Yeah, you throw it on the end of the sentence. Shut up, bitch. Yeah, shut up, bitch. Yeah, see? But I would never say that to a girl. I'm not saying it to a girl. I'm saying it about a girl behind her back.

What don't you get about that? Shut up, bitch. You don't say it to their face. You just say it behind their back. I mean, it's like, it's really like, I have friends at home who talk the exact same way. Yeah. Also, you've been throwing a little stank behind it. Like, we have like oh this bitch over here it is crazy nah no the word you actually do you say it all the time and actually you have since i've known you yeah i don't know why i just

picked up on it that night calling saying bitch really it's a funny it's a funny term yeah i don't actually care like those two annoying bitches over there like right yeah right it's low-key it's crazy annoying bitch walks in a couple annoying fucking whores over there i didn't say but you say you're the one saying that's what it sounds like no it doesn't yeah a bitch is not a whore dude you see those fucking annoying slut whore bitches over there and i'm like wait what was that again? There's nothing sex negative about bitch. No. Whore and slut have a sex negative connotation. But it feels like bitch does too.

To you. But you're putting that weight on it. I'm a bitch. I'm a lover. I don't know. Shut up, bitch. I'm walking. I don't care.

I'm not asking you guys to stop. Say it all you want, bro. Speak freely. No, you were clutching your pearls. What was that? Called him a bitch? Let's talk about Roback. Quote.

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I don't know. I mean, he's got all the Mincy shit. Well, yeah, there's a thousand people coming up to us being like, you know Ben Mintz? He tried to fuck my dog. They happened to be all from the same Louisiana hometown. Yeah, I didn't register that

until like the next morning. Dude, that was weird. For some reason, I thought they were like all separately being like, holy shit, you guys know Ben Mintz? It's making its way around the bar, dude. It was crazy. We all separately know Ben Mintz. Yeah.

Then I realized they were all together and they're all from the place that Ben Mintz is from. But it was like a tiny ass New York bar. Yeah. And there was people I knew from high school in there. There were people I knew that were friends with my firefighter buddy in there. There were people I knew from high school in there. There were people I knew that were friends with my firefighter buddy in there.

There were people that knew Ben Minson there. It was like everybody I fucking knew in this little bar. It's a great bar. It is a good ass bar. Hey Harry.

Hey Harry. That's what they say when I walk in. Harry. Hey Harry. And they kind of tried to bust your balls. What were they even

busting your balls about? Like what's this guy doing in here? But they were busting other people's balls. Who let this IRA motherfucker in my bar? You go up and order,

I was about to say cranberry juice. I was going to make a piling on reference, but you could go ahead and... That's actually a different scene. Yeah, but... Completely different scene.

You just had to be like, do you know what reference I'm talking about? I didn't even say that. Departed, departed? I said that's from The Departed. You guys love The Departed as much as I do?

Rat at the end was symbolism for him being a rat? Bro, that scene is legendary. Did you get that? That scene Departed. You guys love The Departed as much as I do? Rat at the end was symbolism for him being a rat? Bro, that scene is legendary. Did you get that? That scene is legendary. Did you get that when that happened, though? That that is actually about him being a rat? I did.

And there's Boston in the background, so it's like he was a rat in Boston. Yeah. Did you get that? Yeah. Because I don't think you did. I don't think you're really a file like I am. Speaking of Boston, bro, I'm going to be in Boston in February. Early February. February 2nd, I believe.

Jesus Christ. Damn, dude. That's going to be sick. You need an opener? I do. Can I get up there? It's going to be good. How much time can I get? Four minutes.

Come on, bro. No, dude. give me some respect give me 15 I'll give you 15 I don't have 15 exactly dude that's why I tried to give you 4 I got 30 seconds

is that cool and it's all and it's all like whooping the crowd up it's not exactly crowd work but it's more of like being at the

splash zone at like the Baltimore Aquarium and trying to get the kids on their feet before the dolphin show that's kind of how my comedy act is that's kind of Connor's job Baltimore aquarium and trying to get the kids on their feet before the dolphin show. That's kind of how my comedy act is. That's kind of Connor's job though. You're trying to steal Connor's job.

Is that what you do? No. Connor tells jokes, bro. It's Connor's job. Connor tells jokes. I would just be like, make some noise.

Doing go puff. And now you're trying to steal Connor's job. You're going to do clips now too. You want to start doing clips? Me after two Bud lights. What's up, bitch. Bro, that's you after one glass of water. Clips now, too? You want to start doing clips? Me after two Bud Lights. What's up, bitch? Bro, that's you after one glass of water.

Sober as can be. What's up, you whore? Me after meditating in my most sober mindset. What's up, slut whore bitch? Nothing but clarity in my head. Me after seven day work. You see that bitch we were walking in? Dude, that was the queen of England

that was Erica Nardini that was your own mom damn damn bro I would never anything else nothing but respect where we at

60 60 perfect let's you got anything else to talk about yeah someone was farting at that bar that we were at.

Probably me. Yeah, probably. 100%. I just let him fly, dude. You do? You get to a certain age where you just start letting him go. I mean, yeah. 21?

I noticed it too, but I was going to say shit. No, it wasn't. I was definitely. Oh, shit. I actually was. Yeah, I was farting. I was farting big time. Were you?

Yeah, big time. I remember it. Yeah, I remember it now? yeah milky ass Guinness you were? yeah I remember it now he had like 12 Guinness I actually remember just like straight up just letting him fly dude

it was brutal dude I totally forgot about that I remember Tyler like moving over a foot and then me just like unleashing one like he like went to get a drink

and I just unleashed bro cause we were sitting next to each other I was farting too. Oh, really? I think we were creating a double helix, dude. We were unleashing like a fucking, we created a fucking, our powers combined.

I had a pad thai for dinner or some shit and then just washed down a couple of Guinnesses. I had some tzatziki, dude. A garlicky ass tzatziki that I was just pouring fucking pilsners on top of. Yeah, we were. I have no shame in that. We cleared that bitch out. I don't give a, I'll fart anywhere. I have no shame in that. We cleared that bitch out. I don't give a fuck. I'll fart anywhere.

I don't give a fuck. All Ben Mintz's fucking proper ass friends from Louisiana were like, well, I never. Yeah. Boy.

Dude, I'd be more by you. Have you ever, have you ever like, what is it called when you fart and you're walking in front of someone? Crop dust.

Crop dust. You ever crop dust? Do you crop dust people a lot? lot i don't fart that's why it was so remarked i wouldn't even have talked about it but i really don't fart in like i don't fart oh really yeah dude if i i constantly i sit on the i sit on the toilet in the morning until there's no more air in my body until i'm fucking airtight and then the rest of the day I don't fucking fart. Oh dude I love that feeling. Farting? When you fart on the toilet and it's just like you feel your stomach getting smaller.

Yeah. It is like vacuum sealing some laundry. It is. It's like putting the vacuum inside and it just like feels incredible. If you vacuum sealed your ass it would like that would happen. You think it would suck the farts out? Or you think it would just suck your intestines out and kill you?

Just get a six pack. I'm just about to pay Glennie Balls 25 bucks to have one of his only fans girls do that. Suck the farts out of him? Suck the farts out of her. With a vacuum. For like a small tip to suck the farts out of her own ass

to see if she gets a fucking six pack or if her anus gets prolapsed. One of Glennie's angels. One of Glennie's anuses. All right. I'm trying to think if I have anything else. This went by pretty quick. I like how we don't do the ads in between now. Like the natural flow.

Keep the natural flow. New studio. Just lose track of time. I like the new studio. I like it a lot, actually. It's way better than having that gray table and the spinning chairs. This makes me more comfy. I do kind of wish these were on the inside, though, because these look comfortable.

They do? Best part is they move. What are these, from the gambling cave? No, these are new. These are brand new. Damn. You can move them, though. Damn.

Swap them yourself that feels like that would be a pain in the ass how to hire someone to do that that's why you can't afford new rent dude you're task rabbiting all the fucking heavy lifting that you should be doing yeah

all the time dude but you know Mr. Beast said that as soon as you talk about ending a show you should end it right there because that's when the listeners stop listening

the pat pat method when we end the show six times is that what you guys do oh my god we start the show with the ending yeah we'll do like a whole ass sign off he's like all right we'll see you next week brother like awesome seeing you all right and then we think we're done we like start to stand up one more thing and i'll just go off in 10 minutes how long how long are the episodes? Last one was only 70. Yeah. Trying to get them tighter. Yeah.

70? Yeah. Damn. Dude, it used to be like 100, 110. Really? They were like two hour episodes? Yeah. Holy shit.

Just the boys talking, riffing. Yeah, Pat's got a lot to say. Well, it was like the original. Well, you guys just flow pretty well. Just the son of a boy dad. I do think he'd be awesome on this show because like no fucking like prep sheet nothing just no agenda he's very good at riffing would he ever come on though?

this show? oh he definitely would end of January he's coming to New York play some fucking the Knicks and Nets slide him in for a boy dad the Knicks and Nets? like he's facing the Knicks one night. You know that

those are professional basketball teams, right? I thought I didn't know if he was on the Knicks or the Nets now or something. Oh, no, no, no. Cut that, cut that, cut that. Chill, bro. Is that that shit? Yeah. You never know when that shit could happen. But anything else? Anything else? No, I got nothing else. Oh, let's try to find something. You know that

plant behind you? It looks similar to a plant called a mother-in-law's tongue. Also called a money tree, which is supposedly a bad luck plant. It's also a Kendrick Lamar song. Yeah. Money trees. That's just how I feel. Nah.

All right. Well, we'll see you guys next week. What are we doing? Three episodes next week. They're not going to get three episodes, but we're recording three episodes. What, are you going away for like a fucking year or something? We're going on break.

What the fuck are you talking about? I'm only going to be gone for a week. We got next week, Monday, Tuesdays, Christmas week, and then the other week is the third one. Yeah, the other week's the third one. Oh, okay. Got three Wednesdays in between. Okay. If you're going to see Pat, just tell me.

I'm going to see you tomorrow. You're going to see Pat tomorrow, right? I'm going to see you tomorrow. Damn. Do you want to come? Can I come, dude? Do you want to come? No. Alright! We'll have you back by Friday. I gotta be back by Thursday, brother. We'll have you back on Thursday. Yeah, we're flying by Thursday, brother. We'll have you back on Thursday.

Yeah, we're flying back on Thursday. No, I have a show on Thursday. I can't. We can fly you into Buffalo. Time change. Yeah, dude. I don't want to do that at all, though. Well, then why are you begging for an insert?

You just want to be invited. You don't want to come. You just want to be included. No one actually wants to go to L.A. I don't actually want to take a six-hour flight. Chicken fry does, dude. I just want to be invited, dude. actually wants to go to LA. I don't actually want to take a six hour flight. Chicken fry does, dude. I just want to be invited, dude. All right.

Well, you're invited. Hell yes. All right. Well, we'll see you guys next week. Make sure you throw this like, a subscribe, a nice comment, please. No mean comments. Five star rating on podcast. Tell a friend.

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