Son of a Boy Dad - Time Travelers | Son of a Boy Dad #203

Episode Date: May 28, 2024

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Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today, it is may 21st it is motherfucking live from hq3 in the motherfucking house but it's my dad's birthday happy birthday dad francis's dad's birthday regalus he will not be hearing this for two weeks regalus with some tales of uh your dad has an awesome first name doesn't he corky corky oh very fun i thought it was gonna be like thor no it's corky corky yeah that's a good. Is he a powerful man? Do people respect him a lot? People respect him, but he's not a sort of hyper-masculine. Soft power.

And disarming. Yeah. And very likable. Charming. Yeah. Did he get pissed off when that movie Corky Romano came out and bastardized his good name? I don't think so. I don't even know if he was aware that

movie had come out i don't think he saw it someone needs to tell him that was chris katan's when he there was a moment in time where he could book any movie he wanted that was a good movie i never watch it you guys on some cookies yeah that's good it was good maybe yeah maybe it sucked actually i don't think it was very good i was a prisoner of the time but that's when they were cranking comedies out you can't even fucking joke anymore no can't even make movies about pop tarts anymore yeah it's fucking bullshit did you got did you watch that no it's a kid's movie, isn't it? I'm a grown man. I don't know that it is. Grown men don't watch kid's movies. They watch...

It's an old person movie. Is it like the movie about McDonald's but about Pop-Tarts a little bit? I think it's because he wrote that joke about Pop-Tarts a while ago, right? I saw that tweet too. Yeah. Is that what it is? I don't know. He's been obsessed with Pop-Tarts.

Yeah, there was like an old video that i watched like years ago that was like jerry seinfeld walks through how to write a joke and then it doesn't help you at all actually actually i thought it worse at writing jokes i thought it did what was the uh crux of it he was like let's think of something pop tarts pop tarts it's just fun the name itself is already funny and then well the part that helped me was that he finally figured out it took him a long long time to figure out the punch line which is that uh you never you don't have to like worry about them going stale because they were never fresh to begin with and he said that that part it just he's like i know it doesn't seem like much, but that took me so long. That's the final punchline.

And for me, I struggle the most with punchlines. You're a premise man. Premises and tags are fine. It's not hard for me to layer quick jokes in, but to finish a joke is hard. Can't relate. Huh? Can't relate. Do you think of your punchlines first and then work backwards

like a murder mystery novel really for the most part yeah i usually know what the joke is going to be and then i just go up on stage and and try and figure out how to get there that's for me very louis ck style so often writing on stage i that's i, I write on stage and I say that because I'm just lazy. Yeah, me too. Yeah. But the whole point for me is that I will have a funny premise all the way through and I can never figure out how to get out. And I'll try a bunch of different punchlines. And so often I'm just like, all right, well, let's just go back to the last big laugh and then end the joke.

Yeah. No, I'm the opposite i'm like i have a joke right now that i'm working on and it's about uh pretty privilege and about how i do it with my dogs and i and i have a joke for the dog part and i think it's funny and it works but getting there is a fucking nightmare and then it bombs and people are like what is this guy talking about yeah yeah yeah you gotta tighten the screws gotta tighten the screws or just get rid of the joke completely that happens too after about five times you're like all right maybe it's me maybe it's me and it's not them i do that pretty much every time you can only run into so many bad crowds before you're like yeah they're the the masses are correct well the problem is it'll work

the first time and then you're like oh the the worst may as well just put this one out now yeah well it's fresh when one crowd laughs right off the bat on a joke you will it takes so much longer to admit your failure yeah uh because for them the next 10 crowds you're like why aren't they like that one crowd that i had this got a lap once i used to do a joke about monkey pox when i had my when i had that rash yes and i uh it arises rosacea yes exactly and uh and and i did it at stand-up new york and it like like like people were coming up to me after being like that monkey pox joke was hilarious and then it literally never worked again and i did it for probably two years straight and it bombed every single time and i was like i'll get there it's gonna come back soon and then i was like this joke's fucking sucks because monkey pox is just like a prisoner it was just

like a fleeting like it was like a one week thing yeah yeah it wasn't that that popular dude i used to have a joke uh This was early comedy. And it was around the time. Do you remember the, I don't remember which moment in society, the hands up, don't shoot. It was like a police brutality. People would say that. Yes.

Yeah. Someone got killed. And forgive me for forgetting his name. I don't think I can do that, brother. Sorry. Say his name. I was hoping you'd say that i was hoping you'd say that no but some someone got got killed and then the and then the oh it's the alec baldwin lady that's right someone got killed and then the protest cried. People coming together behind that moment. The protest was hands up, don't shoot. Right.

And I had a joke about how I love to play pickup basketball in the courts in Brooklyn because I'm the only white guy. And the only advice they ever give me is hands up, don't shoot. And I thought it was so funny that is funny but as the as the protest faded from the consciousness the joke did worse and worse and worse yeah and i ultimately had to just give it up because nobody remembered what that was anymore and that to me shame on them well because i never forgot that's tough when you like something is a you're prisoner of the moment and you're trying to crank out george floyd jokes or whatever right but then some people like some are some things are timeless like a fucking uh i saw someone doing a lorraine

bobbitt joke recently really i don't even know what she just cut her husband's dick off right that's that she like threw it into a field. Yeah, and why would you know this extremely niche piece of pop culture history? Oh yeah, from Yak and stand-up comedians doing... Right.

Just hanging on to... But that is maybe the funniest thing that's ever happened. Yeah, it is hilarious. It's a timeless premise. Every comedian had a joke about that. Like OJ's Bronco. 96 must have been the best time for fucking comedy. OJ jokes, fresh.

Yep. Fucking Lorena Baba jokes, fresh. I think 96 was actually a terrible year for comedy, wasn't it? The Atlanta bombing? Why would you even say that i think that was like when the boom was completely over from the 80s and it was like comedy clubs were completely empty dumb ass you've done you've done your history research on market trends of comedy no it's just like pretty well known that like no it's not i'm not going to allow that it's not

well known i wouldn't have known that in 1996 was when comedy clubs saw major reductions in their ticket sales. Market crash in 96. It was like Louis C.K. and Patrice O'Neill were at the Cellar performing for like three people. It was a brutal time. But that's just because that was before they were known. Yeah, but in the 80s, those clubs were filled to the brim. I was talking to a guy last night who was an older comic and he was saying that in the 80s he was he used to manage a club and he said that he would he was giving he would like text people being like hey i have a 300 spot tonight in new york and they'd be like i don't leave my house for 300 because that's how because that's how big comedy was in the 80s i i feel like

i don't know how true i'm gonna doubt the veracity of some of this and not not i'm not putting that on you i'm just putting it on whatever it was that you were told or read i've i mean you can look it up well i'm pretty sure i remember hearing a story that louis would go to the cellar and he would be paid five dollars and so he had to make a decision about whether he would take a cab to his next spot yeah or because he couldn't get there in time probably in the 90s not the 80s i think that's where we're i don't think if that shit is true I think that's where we're... I don't think... If that shit is true... I think that's what I just said.

If all time is cyclical, then that means that another crash is coming. Yeah, that's what everyone says. Yeah, the bubble's going to burst. The bubble's already bursted. I mean, I don't know why everyone talks about this bubble. But people talk about this with skateboarding too,

that skateboarding goes and comes and goes and comes. And, you know, as long as you're really good at skateboarding the x game you're always gonna make a living then red bull's still doling out checks yeah but i i think comedy is big right now for like a specific group of comedians who sell out arenas and theaters and then just like music i mean people are always gonna it's gonna be you're just gonna dip dude people are gonna stop listening to music true we're just gonna It's just like music People are always going to Music's going to dip, dude People are going to stop listening to music

We're just going to be riding around in silence for like 10 years Start listening to speeches like me I ride around in silence As my preference So the bubble's bursting I think my head is bursting And I need peace and quiet Classical music will get you there

Does it now? Classical music is the antidote for a fucking busy head. Do you listen to symphonic classical music? Or do you like just one piano playing some Chopin or Haydn or something? I'll go on sometimes just like the whatever, like public radio station in the low 90s like 90.1 90.7 what is this on your car in the car yeah makes you feel especially if you're listening that night makes you feel like you're in a goddamn lexus commercial oh yeah smooth jazz i'll listen to some classical here and there mostly jazz though because you're listening at night some coffee

table jazz they put in jazz at night because in case you want to throw on the AM radio and fuck. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. If you want a slow stroke to the AM radio. I love a little coffee table jazz. The dulcet tunes of the fucking... I also like the coffee house station on Sirius. Ooh, a little Norah Jones.

Yes. Waited for someone to cry. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Don't know... Yeah, yeah, that shit. I love that song. Not quite. I was listening to that this morning.

I hit it. In fact, that was pitch perfect. And it might have even been to the correct key. Now you're all over the place. Pull it up right now. Why don't you leave it to Francis? Hold on to that, Roan. Play it.

I guess we'll just get copyrighted. We might as well just forget the rest of the episode. We're about to get targeted ads for fucking coffee. For fucking publicity. Nora Jones does have to be the most relaxing music. We were a little low. We were a little flat. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.

Ah! I could probably hit it. I have an extremely good singing voice. We were flat. I was flat. No, you were actually pretty on it. No, that was on. That was it. All right, don't play anymore.

I was probably two notes below. No, that first one you did, I think you were actually pretty close to it. And that's Sass backtracking. He does not do that. I think you were closer than you think it. And that's Sass backtracking. He does not do that. I think you were closer than you think. Sass played defensive back. He just fell on his ass.

The man cannot backtrack. Yeah. He does not know how to backpedal, which I'm saying is a compliment. Absolutely. Compliment received. Accepted. Fair catch. Fair catch indeed.

Dude, this past weekend, I was in the Bahamas for two days with my wife for her birthday. Yes. And I ran into a cunt. Oh, no. Yeah. Troubling to say the least. Are you talking about, you're not meaning conk. No, no. to say the least are you talking about are you you're not meaning conch no no well they do have

uh delicious conch fritters there or a nice conch salad and i hate to say the word me too it makes my skin crawl to even say the word but there is no other way to put it i ran square into a cunt what happened it was fucking brutal we're sitting you know that if you hold a cunt up to your ear you can actually hear the sound of other women menstruating miles away but contrary to popular belief cunt is not an aphrodisiac that is correct people used to think that but cunt is not indeed an aphrodisiac we sat down uh by the pool trying to catch a little bit of vitamin D. Sunny D. Sunny D. Delicious.

Yeah. Sugary. Sugary, sweet. But tasty. Yeah. Big D. Dallas. Dallas Cowboys.

Jerry Jones. Jenny Jones. Jenny McCarthy. David Jones' locker. Locker rooms. We could do it. We could do it all. We sat down next to these two shrimp-looking women, a Jewish daughter and a Jewish mother, Long Island.

I don't like where this is heading. The first thing that they say, I'm tired of those Celine sunglasses. I'm seeing too many people wearing them. I checked my wife's face to see if she's wearing Celine. Thank God she wasn't, because if these women were fucking being cuntish towards my wife domestic violence but uh to my wife luckily luckily she wasn't but two words later they're like oh they're fucking scrolling their phones

and they're like jenny she's wearing this fucking dress disgusting dress she can keep on fucking selling her clothes maybe she'll even do it on the same website that Silvana sells her clothes on. I said, no, not our Silvana. The first lady? No, not the first lady or the former first. I guess you're always a first lady. Yeah, forever. It's like being a Marine.

You're just always a first lady. And I couldn't believe what I was hearing. And they started to talk about silvana and then a couple minutes later they're like and did you hear he's not even divorced and that's when it cemented it they were talking about my president yeah they were talking about silvana and then dente and the fucking pool and i was fucking vincenzo did you have to step in i was because i would have clocked a bitch if that happened i was i was really getting to that point and it's i'm trying to get to a calming down point yeah yeah after after stiller gate i said i need to take a deep breath

i need to calm down from fucking tan and get my fucking mind right yeah and so i go and get a lunch yeah he yeah sandwich go get lunch i need to calm down i need a mahi sandwich i need a strawberry mojito and some my yeah i would i would have gotten a drink i'm gonna blow a gasket no i need a full lunch i needed the malaise of a sandwich in my body so i could fucking fully be calm yeah i get back 45 minutes later to sit down next to these two cunts and they're still talking about sylvana 45 minutes later they said look at the dress she's wearing delete your instagram and by this time not only am i pissed off my wife is fucking seething well that's her sister that's her sister yeah they're like this yeah waste management 2023 yeah yeah they were out

there with fucking mrs portnoy yeah and ab yeah alex fugman dude they were out there fearsome foursome this is i'm getting confused now this is complicated we'll break it down uh okay but keep going keep going yeah it was just we literally had to leave not only the pool the resort because i was getting so fucking pissed off that they were talking this much these women couldn't hold sylvanas jockstrap dude these women couldn't fucking breathe the dignified air that sylvana rest in peace would fucking breathe and then they have the fucking nerve to talk about her so glibly a mother talking about her to her mom as if they talked about her before oh yeah as if that the mom knew who sylvana was talking shit

about the fucking celine sunglasses and then fucking throwing dirt on the good name putting mustard on the good jacket of miss sylvana it fucking pissed me off to no end and i really had no one to talk about it with but people are just fucking in different countries besmirching sylvana yeah and it fucking pisses me off dude are you um just out of curiosity are you up for a contract negotiation soon? If I am, this would be hurting it because Dave has unfortunately moved on from – No, I think he would look fondly upon you defending – And by extension, him. Well, he does listen every episode. If I know anything about Roan, he was sitting there popping chips in his mouth just listening the entire time.

She doesn't even pick out those outfits herself. She doesn't even choose them. She is a stylist. She says she chooses them herself. They're not. Trust me, I know her. Keep going. You want some mahi?

Oh, my God. Dude, there's multiple cars. You just perk up your ears, and people are fucking talking about Barstool. It truly blew my mind. Especially Miss Peaches. I swear to God, we were at dinner one night there's a full table of six birthday celebration they sang a bahamanian birthday song to these people and they're talking about peaches like it's fucking my grandma asked me about miss peaches she came up to me and she was like have you gotten to meet

miss peaches yet and i was like how do you even know how do you know about that it's crazy that she knows about that you need to write that into your next contract like i don't want more money yeah i want some face time with peaches yeah it is it is truly beyond belief how much better that dog's life is than mine yeah the level of sort of luxury and food that might be the top dog full stop stop. No, come on. Some people are saying that that dog needs training. got a dog, like,

you know, there's people. But, I mean, well, look at Biden's dog. Biden's, I guess,

Biden's dog. Biden's dog is Bane. Yeah. That is the Bane of dogs. It's a wolf. And they can't put it down. Yeah. Did it say

it bit like 20 to 30 Secret Service agents? i think it's definitely a corrective shock collar is your friend i can barely feel it i was born in a corrective shock collar there's definitely that dog's definitely just locked in a cage for 20 hours a day no but it says i think it has free reign i think it might be making the decisions i think it has access to the nuclear codes handcuffed to a briefcase that has the fucking button i think that dog has a dog stays in the white house when trump

gets re-elected it's not leaving you can't kick it out no yeah i think it's all over the place i think that that dog knows which secret service agent is fucking jill biden and it's fucking whole it's lording the information over you guys have you guys heard that rumor that a secret service guy's fucking jill biden yeah no that'd be crazy that was that was an interesting plot line of uh house of cards did you guys watch that show now you never watched it that's spacey right you'd love it yeah yeah because you're the biggest spacey guy i know i fucking love spacey you've been defending him even as the... Oh, yeah. They're trying to keep a white man down.

I like it. I'm a fan of his poetry. When your career kicked off, you were probably in his wheelhouse. Yeah, absolutely. I would say. Now that you're back on the workout program, honestly, you might be back. First four or five seasons of that show. Boy, it was a tour de force. Really, really good he

could not miss yeah i i think i watched like maybe three or four seasons of it but did was she fucking a secret service agent well they they had a secret service agent that they hired for their personal detail and then they both fucked him damn no. No. Because he was bi. No. Yeah, he was bi. Kevin Spacey? And then his wife, Robin Wright, knew. And they had an arrangement that was fine. And then they seduced the Secret Service agent.

Maybe Kevin Spacey just got too into character. He really might have. And that's why he molested all of those boys. He put the bi in bipartisan. The bi in bicameral. It was like Heath Ledger with the Joker. Locking himself in a hotel room with a bunch of young boys.

Yeah, but in The Dark Knight, I don't remember the Joker hanging out with the Olsen twins. He was method molesting. Talking about the Roe. By the way, do you know that their fashion label, the Olsen twins, they have a fashion label called the Roe? Old Roe. By the way, do you know that their fashion label, the Olsen Twins, they have a fashion label called The Row? Yeah.

Old Row. Yeah, yeah. Boys Old Row. Yeah, they make all those like Trump mugshot shirts. That would be so funny. Watts was, it was just Watts and the Olsen Twins behind fucking Old Row. Watts was it was just Watts and the Olsen twins behind fucking old row imagine if they're designing that shit

five types of tick wooded tick, forest tick lawn tick and lunatic you guys know spring is confederate flag season bringing it back it's not offensive it's part of our legacy make Dart's great again

no they uh they have a fashion line and it's legitimately one of the most expensive clothing brands in circulation yeah like i looked at some of the men apparently their stuff is actually in in fashion circles is considered very good yeah So they've succeeded as rebranding themselves as designers. And the men's t-shirts were $900. Damn Christ. Yeah. Old Row wants to succeed as well. In a different way.

From Barstool? No, just the country from the Union. Civil War style. What does Old Row mean?, just the country from the Union. Civil War. What does Old Row mean? It was literally just... It's like Flat Row. Yeah. It was just an Instagram account that Barstool acquired, right?

But I think that they had a booming merchandise business. I think they acquired it because they were so good at selling shirts to... I don't know. I guess it's... I don't even know where it booms, but. To those guys that were at Ole Miss protesting. Yeah, that's exactly what I was trying to land on. That's the exact demographic? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Like all of their last, like if you open up their Safari on their phone, like one of their highlighted pages is Old Row official. Oldrow.store. My boys are loading up. Actually, old row might not even be keeping up with the sensibilities of those old miss boys yeah true yeah that's where mincey had to get back to yeah he's he's doing his tour of the south imagine if you saw mincey in that video i mean in a four twenty years ago just mincey 20 years ago he 100 would be out there Mincy. 20 years ago, he 100% would be out there.

Didn't Mincy go to college for 10 years? Or was it like 14 years? No, that's what that girl said. That's what that new intern said. She reported back that Mincy was in college for Van Wilder. For 14 years. Who is that girl? What's the story there?

She's got a big following yeah she used to do like sketches and stuff i think she still does but she was like popping off a couple years ago so she's an intern yeah i saw one on her instagram i thought it was a pretty funny my point being yeah she seems like she should just have gotten hired full time she i think someone should she said she has like four million followers on tiktok what the fuck yeah yeah we prefer 60,000 fat boys yeah that's kind of more our wheel here's an idea get a lobotomy and gain 600 pounds then we'll see what we can do about a full-time contract your gambling losses yeah declare bankruptcy Declare bankruptcy. Yeah, that's the way.

That is truly the way to our heart. Oh, sorry, you're a successful young female who would take us into a new demographic. Not going to work for us. No. That was my job originally. I was supposed to take us into a new demographic. Yeah. Half Jews.

Half Jews. Yeah. You and Natalie Portman. No no she's got to be full oh big natalie portman yeah full yeah yeah she's she's i think israeli she is really yeah i think she's got israeli citizenship damn They give that shit out. Yeah. They're trying to collect everyone back. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let my people go.

Was Moses? He was Egyptian, right? Yeah. I think so. Israel. When Moses went to Egypt's lands, let my people go. Because he went there doesn't mean that he was. That's a great song. Let my people go. Just because he went there doesn't mean that he was.

That's a great song. I don't know. That's a good question. What was Moses' genealogy? Moses was a black man? Was he? That's gonna piss off the old Robo. Moses Malone. Moses Malone. Underrated.

Speaking of Malone, did you see that photo of drake with carl malone no i didn't see yeah dude how about uh was it it's a it's a still photo yeah or photo photoshop still photo at drake's house no yeah with the mailman outside post it up post malone. That fucking breaks my heart. Also, I can no longer stand with... And Josh Giddey. It's crazy they're trying to trade Josh Giddey this offseason. Josh Giddey must be stoked about this Drake stuff.

I don't think he is. A little representation in the community? See? Yeah. Yeah. The more black brothers that... No, that that didn't happen with drake that's all a nasty lie but my point is that that i can't yeah of course they would have locked him up he's too famous that's true he's way too famous to fuck kids you know that he said it i think he's the

perfect amount of famous to fuck kids no No. Josh Giddey? No, Drake. Drake. No, Josh Giddey's not nearly famous enough to be pulling shit like that. Rookie season. He looks so depressed at his season-ending press conference. Dude, he's because he fell off a fucking bridge. People post his stats every night.

He sucks now. He's washed. Yeah. He used to be posting on like tiktok every day last season yeah he was like posting like pictures of himself people used to kind of clown his game last year being like just go in slow motion and dribble past people yeah he would like affirm that but i can no longer stand with my brother diddy he is no longer my brother oh because he wailed on that lady that was bad that was so bad yeah i'm decrying and denouncing you can't separating myself rome was the one confident on here being

like i got inside sources saying none of it's true and then one week later no i mean it was a month later how do you how's your crew feeling because i know your crew runs deep in the diddy in the diddy community we have we're basically putting together like a 401k plan for all the brothers that lost their jobs we're putting together a pension plan so everybody can stay afloat in this trial this this tough time it's bread lines yeah it's fucking cockroaches out of a canister people have nothing to eat on i don't know a ton about that whole story i did see the video my question is all you need to eat on. I don't know a ton about that whole story. I did see the video. My question is – It's all you need to see on it.

It's like Ray Rice. Right. I mean, my question is he's been accused of all sorts of different stuff, not just the abuse and all that, but underage things, right? Yeah. And so that video comes out, and all of a sudden, the assumption is that every single thing is true yeah and there's no smoke there's fire brother yeah there's no way that he can now be like listen just because i beat

the shit out of that girl doesn't mean that i fuck kids yeah because no one's gonna believe anything no no so that video is an affirmation of all the accusations yeah pretty much who had that video yeah it seems like it and they specifically can't try him for that video because it was from 2016 and there's for some reason a statute of limitations on even if you clearly see someone and it's eight years like what a random statute of limitations oh i always thought it was 10 that's what I mean. Like, 10 years would make... I think it depends on where you are, where you're being tried.

In Miami, they're like... In Miami, I think it's like one week. Yeah. No, who would go to all the restaurants? Who would go to Restaurant Week? Who would go to Art Basel if we didn't have a statute of limitations in Miami? You need to be able to do shit. It's a tight 24 hours.

Yeah, it's fucking insane. But my point is, who was sitting on that video? I doubt it was public. I bet it was some fucking 14-year-old hacker who found it and leaked it. Or no, didn't CNN acquire it? Isn't that who got it? Yeah, they had a few friends.

But who the fuck was sitting on that? Unless, I mean, maybe they bought it. Or no, didn't CNN acquire it? Isn't that who got it? Yeah, they had exclusive friends. But who the fuck was sitting on that? Maybe they bought it? Oh, like a catch and kill? Maybe. Like a Nightcrawler situation? Yeah, I don't know. It was the hotel footage. Was it a hotel?

I thought that was his house. He's running down a hallway. She hits an elevator. Imagine opening your... I wouldn't be surprised if he had an elevator was his house. He's running down a hallway. She hits an elevator. I wouldn't be surprised if he had an elevator in his house. Imagine opening your hotel door to put out your room service tray after you're done and Diddy's running down the hallway ass naked.

Holy shit, is that Sean Combs? Can't stop, won't stop. Oh man, that's a damning time. A damning time for Diddy. Can't stop, won't stop. Oh, man. That's a damning time. A damning time for Diddy. Loser. Bum. Sucker.

Sucker. Cornball. Are only a few words I could use to describe him. LeBron unfollowed him. If LeBron unfollows you... Well, because LeBron's probably known for a while. Yeah, LeBron probably had a video. i remember i was there with him that night i said sean you don't got to do this bro you don't got to be wailing on your girl like this don't yeah he was in the hotel room don't go get her yeah she's running down the hallway i said don't do it those i don't know why i think

those videos are so fucking funny yeah i remember being remember being there. It was me and Adolf. Oh, my God, dude. I love those videos. I love those videos. Leave those million people alone. Leave those six million alone. Don't do it. They're so good.

The further back they go, the funnier they are. Like the Jesus ones. I remember it was me and Jesus. We were sitting there and I was like, you got to carry that cross, man. People are going to remember you forever if you carry that cross. And he did it. That's so fucking good. He said that he's not going to get involved in the Lakers coaching search.

They fired their coach? I mean, it's basically he's saying that he's not going to lobby for in the lakers coaching search they fired their coach i mean it's basically he's saying that he's not going to lobby for jj reddick to be their coach even though he has the podcast with jj reddick oh and they want that's who they want he is in the conversation boy that's tough man i gotta tell you so i know jj reddick has what i don't know him personally uh but i know he lived in dumbo he was the big early celebrity that lived in dumbo the neighborhood we live in and he had a sick apartment i actually know which one it was and uh he did a cribs episode there yeah that's what i saw you can watch that and it was cool it's uh like a almost victorian yeah gorgeous. Huge roof deck, all that stuff. Sublime.

His family was there and he's got kids. They sold that place. And I thought when he retired, I remember thinking, oh, now he can finally live in this home with his family and whatever. But you'd have to wonder as a wife waiting for your husband to retire and then all of a sudden he says by the way i'm gonna go back and be an nba coach and have the exact same schedule that i had probably a more difficult schedule yeah and i'm gonna do it in la sleep at the arena every night. Yeah. Watch tape for 48 hours a day.

Yeah. Yeah, that would be brutal. The fact that I think that these dudes, some of them love the lifestyle. Yeah. And it's almost like, what the fuck am I about to do at home? You guys see that dude, Joe Smith? His wife was, he was a number one overall pick in like maybe 95, the peak of comedy. I did see this. 94. And then his wife starts doing OnlyFans 95 the peak of comedy i did see this 94 and then

his wife starts doing only fans and i didn't see this the whole saga unfolded like live she would just go live and they would argue about it and he'd be like i'm trying to keep your ass at home like we said we'd be done with this and she's like i have needs too this was on her only fan stream they'd be arguing this is, these videos are public. I don't even think it's on OnlyFans because they weren't behind a paywall. But he was like, please stop selling your pussy online.

I was a number one overall pick. And she's like, you know what you signed up for with me. We met at the club or some shit like that. Basically like, You can't save me. That type of shit?

Yeah, you can't save me. I'm unsavable. Don't save me. I don't want to of shit. Yeah, you can't save me. I'm unsavable. Don't save me. I don't want to be saved. Yeah, exactly. Sober rap. You catch the bait. You catch the fish whose bait you fish with.

Something like that. Some shit like that. You want a fitness chick. I couldn't put it in better words myself. You fish with fitness bait. You go fishing at the gym. Yes. You want a hoover.

Yeah. You go fishing at the club. You go to the club. You want Harrison Bucker. yeah you go fishing at the club you go to the club you want harrison bucker you meet your wife in the kitchen yeah you go into your own kitchen and you meet the woman that's already there you keep her there yeah you don't let her fucking go anywhere yeah but this dude is just i mean i the point being that these that like the lifestyle that surrounds the nba once you leave the nba you're almost in withdrawal from the NBA lifestyle. A lot of quiet. A lot of quiet.

What do you think would be the most... What sport would you want to coach the most? What would be your top sport to coach? I do think it is the NBA. I was going to say football. Is it from a lifestyle perspective? Everything question football is it from a lifestyle perspective or is it from a like which one do we actually think fundamentally based on our body of knowledge we could have any chance of succeeding it um no not that not not that just assume that you already

are good at coaching oh okay the sport which code which sport would you most want to coach would you be most interested in coaching i I think it's probably the NFL just from... They have 16 games a year. Yes. Yeah. No, but it's not like 16 games provides a lesser schedule. I think NFL coaches do more than anybody else. Dude, baseball coach, baseball has like 180 games a year.

Yeah, but what is a manager telling someone? There's literally a hitting coach and a pitching coach. He's not like, all right, fucking make sure you swing the bat good here like you're literally just walking around cosplaying as a baseball player as a fat old 65 year old you have to wear the pants and shit like that you're literally just crushing tobacco yeah but i don't know i feel like i feel like coaching of coaching football is probably easier too because you're just coming up with plays. No, dude.

Coaching football, you're the guy who has to be there at 3 in the morning and you're fucking getting fired. The fan base cares way more. That's only if Hard Knocks is filming. And when actually he's getting there at 3 in the morning. Dude, I guarantee these dudes are getting there at 2.45. Mike McDaniels gets there pretty early. Yeah, they definitely. Because of Hard Knocks. No, these dudes are fucking.

Andy Reid, one of his sons died. gets there pretty early. Yeah, they definitely. Because of hard knocks. No, these dudes are fucking. Andy Reid, both of his, like one of his sons died. The other one, like died of like a heroin overdose. The other one like ran somebody over like right before the Super Bowl. He was the most neglectful parent of all time.

Yeah. Because he had to coach so hard. I'm like Belichick. Belichick brought his family in. No. Belichick was fucking 16-year-olds. What the fuck is that? Don't be spreading rumors like that.

Belichick was walking out the back of a fucking beach house and he caught him on ring camera. It wasn't a 16-year-old. Who else has beach houses other than 16-year-olds? Nobody. No 16-year-olds have beach houses. It was probably like a 25-year-old. No, bro. It was probably an 18 to 22-year-old. Do we know it was a like a 25 year old no bro is that it was probably 18

to 22 year old do we know it was a share house it had to have been the the neighborhood did he have the wrinkles on his back from a deflated air mattress i mean nick sirianni literally fucks kids two things when if nick sirianni got a dui and ran over someone within the next year that wouldn't be surprising at all and but we would sweep it under the rug like that diddy video yeah exactly like we would sequester the video local philly cops would be like don't tell anybody about this yeah nick sirianni is a bum i'll trade it for 700 level tickets. Yeah. I'll make all this dash cam footage disappear if you just give me club level. The Eagles have a pretty good schedule. Incredible.

Yeah. Incredible schedule. Great schedule. The Patriots have the hardest schedule in the NFL. You know who has a really good schedule is the Lions. The Patriots have more days off going into their games than anyone in NFL history. Well, the Patriots are the worst team in the NFL and they're playing. But they also have the benefit of the more their games than anyone in NFL history. Well, the Patriots are the worst team in the NFL, and they're playing. But they also have the benefit of more days off than anyone in NFL history.

They all have a lot of days off. What do you mean it doesn't matter? They all have a lot of days off. No, they have more than anyone in NFL history. Doesn't matter. I just brought facts. They also have the most miles flown. What you're presenting, there's no way for you to paint that in a way that he's going to accept it.

They're also having the most miles traveled all season. Yeah, because they live in the top corner of the United States. So that's another disadvantage. No, it's not. Yes, it is. They have a private jet. They're traveling more than any other team in the NFL. I heard that they have underage kids on their jets sucking them off.

They make pit stops at Epstein Island. So that's why they have the most days off because they have to travel all around the fucking world every day. No, they don't have to travel around the world every day. Yes, they do. They're going the long way. The Eagles have to go to fucking Brazil this year. They're using the curvature of the earth to go over the polar ice caps. They're going to use the gravity of the earth

to just swing us around to Wisconsin. The Lions, though, I'm telling you. They had the Lions to go unde The Lions, though. I'm telling you. They had the Lions to go undefeated this season. Wrong. I already bet it. $5 pays out $700.

To go undefeated? Yeah, 17-0. Yeah, the Lions have a super easy schedule. Yeah, but no one goes undefeated. And it's not going to be the Lions, if anybody. Why? The Lions were great last year. Who's their number two receiver?

Armand St. Brown? No, he's their number one. I don't... Yeah. Jigabia something. What is his name? Jigabia? What's his name?

I mean, maybe Jameson Williams? What's his name? What's the wide receiver's name? You know it. Maybe Jameson Williams. Is there... Was there number two? Yeah. They had Josh Reynolds, but now he's not their number two.

No depth of receiver. If Amon Ra goes down, who are they throwing it to? Amon Ra's not going to go down. Amon Ra's down. Jamar Gibbs? Jamir Gibbs? If I'm playing defense against them, then I'm keying on Amon Ra. Yeah, then what are you going to do when Jamameer Gibbs runs a route right through your entire defense?

He's not going to... Jameer Gibbs is the best running back in the league, right behind Christian McCaffrey. Really? Yes. I like that. Easily. Amon Ra sounds like the new hotel from the Amon group in India.

Amon Ra. Yeah, that would be amazing. Explore the desert sands. I'm staying at the Amon Ra, 5,000 a night. I want to find this Lions schedule and run through it. I hope people don't mind I'm talking ball this early in the season. I don't mind. It's early in the preseason.

Shout out to Jared Goff, my brother, who just signed for 212 mil and then viewed my Instagram story that same day. Jared Goff? Really? Taking time off from his $212 million to check in on the bro. That's crazy. That's bro. That is bro. I didn't expect that.

No, for sure. We should actually get him on. He actually asked about you at last year's Super Bowl. Really? Right after Waste Management. What'd he say? He was like, what's up with fucking the God? Oh, they probably all love me because in my video, I get drafted to the Lions.

Yeah. Yeah. They probably have like a poster of me hanging up in the locker room. Yeah, they probably have an empty locker of you like Pat Tillman. They lay down a jersey every year on draft day for fucking sass. Damn, they should have had me announce their fucking pick.

You probably could have. That would have been huge. I mean, that meme will continue to grow. It's like compound interest. That would have been huge for all of us. Yeah, that would have been big. Who used that meme? Furtado. Furtado. N's like compound interest. That would have been huge for all of us. That would have been big. Who used that meme? Furtado.

Furtado. She likes the birds. They play Chargers week one. Dub. Dub. Bucks week two. Dub. Cardinals week three. Dub. Seahawks week four. Dub. Bi-week. Cowboys.

Easy dub. At Dallas. Easy dub. They're losing that one. After what happened last season. Where they got fucked by the refs against the Cowboys. Five dollars down the drain.

And I hate to say this because I hate them boys. That's a dub easily. Vikings, dub. Titans, dub easily. Vikings, dub. Titans, dub. Packers, dub. Texans. Packers? Where is the Packers game?

At Packers. There's another one. No, no. That's another L. You guys are underestimating how good the Lions are. You're underestimating the Packers, bro.

Love, love. I was going to say Texans might be a shaky one. Yes, Texans might be shaky as well. Another L. Three Ls. I'm projecting the Texans to win the Super Bowl.

Jags, dub. Colts, dub. Bears, dub. Packers, dub. Bills, meh. Bears, dub again. 49ers, dub. Ooh, why would you say that?

Well, 49ers. I'm counting six losses. 49ers in week 16? Please. You think they've already benched their starters? already where's the game i think they're all injured at that point have you ever seen christian mccaffrey in the super bowl last year like his knees were like locked in place they had to shoot him with fucking anti-inflammatory injections those they have one good player and he gets destroyed debo samuel is an old man don't say

don't say the 49ers just have one good player. Please, the Bay Area will be on your helmet. Don't say that, dude. All I'm saying is Lions 17-0. Why don't you put a future on them to win the Super Bowl instead of to go an unrealistic 17-0? There's a much better chance of them winning a Super Bowl. Because I only wanted to bet $5. I already bet the Patriots won the Super Bowl.

You did? Yeah. What the fuck is. You did? Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you? $10 pays out like a million dollars. There's also a 0% chance that'll happen with their bigoted quarterback. The Patriots? You can't run out of bigot, bro. Why is Drake May a bigot?

Because he didn't follow any of his black players. Oh, he doesn't follow any black quarterbacks? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he wants to keep his timeline. He doesn't want to get overwhelmed by the talent. I sneaky love your Texans Super Bowl pick. Yeah. Why don't you bet them to win the Super

Bowl? I will. Okay. I'd like them to lose a game early on and then I can bet them to win. Oh, once they fall back a little bit? Because their odds are not great right now. Yeah you just have to get in get in early because they have the quarterback on a rookie contract they just added a stud receiver yeah they just added a stud uh running back just added a stud defensive end yeah their offense is unbelievably stacked fuck yes we should do a fantasy football league this year yeah i mean I mean, I did one. We did one last

year, and then everyone gave up halfway through the season. I didn't. Well, yeah, because you had a good team. Yeah, because I drafted a great team. Well, I didn't know how to draft because I was on the mobile app, and it wouldn't let me go off of auto-pick. So I drafted two wide receivers in the first two picks. We gotta get back in this year.

I know. We're already thinking ball. I can't stop thinking about ball. Well, now the Bruins are out. I mean... Yeah, we can't think puck anymore. I did watch... Did you watch the game last night? No.

Oilers-Canucks? This is way in the past. True. Great game. We gotta look forward. We gotta be a futuristic podcast. Yeah. True.

We gotta talk about fucking hoverboards and shit like that. I'm just always thinking ball. Ball. It's hard for me to break free of those shackles Dude The fucking future's a scary place You hear that the 401k plan might have been a mistake? I saw that, why? Do explain

Because you do it Because what? I have no money in it Yeah, I mean they're saying that it's Like if you have to dip into your 401k plan, it's basically going to be moot by the time that you need to retire. And that it was another failed policy by Ronald Reagan to try and set up the future of our country because same as it was fell under Reaganomics essentially. And it helps the rich get richer, but those people already have enough retirement. And it basically was a tax-free way to replace

the pension because the pension was dominating in like steel and manufacturing. And then all that fell off and they couldn't afford to pay the pensions but people should have guaranteed salaries rather than making them like solely responsible to develop their own retirement um so socially or so but you said you started by saying that it depends on people dipping into their 401k and that's presuming before they turn if you dip into if you have like say you're like making fifty thousand dollars a year and you have to dip into your 401k because your kid has some kind of unforeseen medical crisis. The amount of money you take out of your 401k will destroy the compounding interest going forward. So it'll deplete what you're trying to say. And also you have to pay big penalties.

And you have to pay the big penalties. But that's why, I don't know. That's why we need a pension. Well, and also you have to pay big penalties. And you have to pay the big penalties. But that's why... That's why we need a pension. That's why we need to become firefighters and ditch this barstool shit. Or you just do what I do and go all liquid. I think it also relies on people saving for retirement. Yeah.

I'm just a liquid man. You need to start saving some for retirement, bro. They said that... When am I... I'm not going to retire. 20% of retired people are in poverty really that's gonna be you bro i'm never gonna retire yeah you're gonna be like carlin i want to die on stage that's the dream yeah actually like rodriguez i'm gonna

light myself on fire on stage did rodriguez do that i thought rodriguez is still alive now he died last year oh he did yeah but there before people knew that he was, people thought that he was dead for years. Yes, yes, yes. And they thought that he lit himself on fire on stage. Some people thought that he shot himself in the head on stage, but the more common opinion was that he lit himself on fire. That is a crazy old wives tale. I know.

And then it turned out that he was just a painter in Detroit. And then you told me he went on tour in South Africa. He just did like an arena run in South Africa and then went back me he went on tour in south africa he did uh he just did like an arena run in south africa and then went back to painting in detroit pretty good yeah they're still loving him in south africa that's the tom green model yeah it's a great plan i mean that's got to be a great life yeah because you no one knows who you are in america and then you just go across the world and you sell out stadiums in beautiful south africa yeah and there's like paparazzi everywhere and then you just go back to america fly coach everyone's like who the fuck is this guy yeah you just start painting again yeah my tour guide in south africa

had a fucking nose picking problem that i like think about once a week this dude could not stop fucking picking his nose as if he was invisible yeah as if we couldn't just see sometimes you just got to be like that though no but sometimes you just got to pick and just be like i don't care who sees i'm at a point where i don't care yeah this guy was a factory like his there was a conveyor belt of boogers being sent towards his nose at all times and it was a fact the van that he's using is a company van so there's probably other tour guys that have to use this van oh yeah and then they find a stalactite of boogers on the steering wheel yes so it was so disgusting like

he didn't know that we were looking at him as he explained you know it was an alpha move you think it's a very alpha move to maintain eye contact while you're mid pick look away yeah it wasn't this no it's the thumb it's always got it you gotta go forward the thumb is a much man my dad taught me that when i was very young he taught me how to pick my nose yeah yeah he said this is he said you never pick with your with your pointer finger someday i'm gonna be like you dad. I want to pick my nose like you. Damn. Sass in the cradle with the silver spoon. Yeah.

Damn. Take your time. Think a lot. Think of everything. Don't worry. For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not. Use your thumb. Pick your nose. I hope you can find some boogers that type of shit that type of shit yeah i'm trying to think of something to say i thought

you were gonna make it rhyme to be honest but you didn't you guys have that skill there was a fucking i got something to say if you catch a fish and i don't i'll kill myself and i've been thinking about that the entire i was what would that mean i mean that would mean a lot it would really it would pretty much devalue your entire life so i've been doing that i am a better fisherman no better man you take out fisher you're a better man no that that see and that pissed me off and i almost replied to your tweet because i was when you tweeted and you were like time to settle this battle of and i was like there is no battle what is the battle well this is our first battle that we've never battled no but it's not a battle because i catch fish and you don't know but the only time that you and i have ever been fishing together neither of us caught a fish

right now the scoreboard is because your feet got too cold and we had to leave oh was it me yes it's me that got to you guys were in the car huddling around going the tesla's only on two percent yeah but i entered the river 25 minutes before you did because you were still fiddling around because i had to tie all of your knots oh so i want to give you you don't want to go out here and not be able to tie knots so maybe i should have brought some tibet or something and taught you how to tie a clinch i know at least a palmer i'm gonna watch a youtube video and tie my own because you do not want to be out on this boat going hey sydney could you tie my knots for me sydney and i are children of god we are not gonna have a problem tying our knots okay i think there's something about francis that's just naturally better at you than some

stuff like think about think about pool pool yes you played pool for so long that's because francis plays pool like an autistic guy where it doesn't do any cool shots like i do cool shots yeah you never see francis going behind the back or banging it off walls it's all angles you don't fucking do cool shots yes i do no i've never created the cool shots i'm all trick shots i'm jumping over balls shit like that yeah running up the wall like i like to slam it i bang it francis is just it's like a nice gent and then you just go time to watch this one going in slow motion which is the goal of pool yeah he's not doing style points he's not doing like free run pool i got a bad feeling about this trip i have a terrible feeling about it i got a bad feeling about how this is

gonna go down my bad feeling is because i watched a couple videos on people fly fishing for cobia and saltwater fly fishing is mostly you you have to it's not just like you're not just casting into the into the abyss you're you're abyss into the abyss you're waiting to see the fish and then you start casting yeah we're targeting yeah you're taught yeah you're sight fishing and yeah sorry i'll catch you up on the line no no i thought i didn't know if you were gonna say that i was that was what i was about to say, but then I just, I was glad you had it. But when you're fly fishing on a boat, depending on the size of the boat, we're not going to be all be able to cast at the same time. Not the same time. So what happens if, if it's your turn to cast and we've, we, oh, we finally found the Cobia and then, and then you get to catch a fish and then it's like brother it's your time if you're trying to tell me how you're gonna say that someone is gonna benefit from having more time on the boat to cast more uh then you are

already looking for excuses have you ever read everyone's through it i've beaten you he says that the reason that his brother is a better fisherman than him is because he casts 20 more than he does what yeah that's not what he says. It absolutely is. When he says why Brad Pitt gets better? He says part of the reason that my brother is such a better fisherman than I am is because he casts 20% more than I do. I mean, that makes sense. If you take 20% more pictures, you're going to have 20% more good pictures. Let's count our casts.

I'm absolutely not going to do that. Well, then you cannot complain when I catch more fish than you do brother I think we're going to be lucky to catch one fish we're fishing for like sharks I am I'll tell you what I'm already excited that I'm in your head this much I mean I'm excited too because you don't even know how to double haul I offered also to the listeners

before this video comes out I just want to let it be known when you see how ugly Francis' cast is I want it to be known that I offered to take Francis to Central Park to show him at a double haul before the trip. Francis will pick it up and fucking... I'll have it. I watched his cast, brother. There's no fixing that.

100% he'll pick it up. He's mechanically a superior human. I am loving what's happening right now. When I cast, other anglers come up to me and they go... I want you to keep building up. We're going to keep this tape because when you lay this foundation of shit talk and insecurity, and then I come home with five pictures of me holding big fat fucking cobia. Yeah, my cobia.

Oh, where's my fish? We are going to talk about it for an entire episode. If that happens, when we land back, I'm not even going back. I'm just going straight back to New Jersey to go fishing again. get a just to get numbers on the board just to get some numbers on the board yeah yeah yeah like when you and i would say if you do that you should bring me so that i can sort of show you what i've learned brother that was not be able to set you you trust me you would not be able to fish where i'm not talking shit right now. Because I don't know how this is going to go. And I do admit you have more

fishing experience than I do. But at the same time, I think you build it up to be this mystical lost art that is hard to learn. And that, you know, I don't know my fucking casts and all that. The double haul haul but all that matters is the

scoreboard at the end of the day and if we catch the same amount of fish then it's going to be who caught the bigger fish and no you can't catch the same amount with the amount of shit talking the same amount is a win for you oh without of that in fact i think we need to we need to handicap it and say if i catch within five fish of sass dude we're not gonna get we're going fishing for one day we're not going to be catching like 20 fish each speak for yourself brother also i don't there we're gonna be with a guide in my friend he's a friend of mine so that doesn't count like guiding fishing is that's your everyone's gonna catch fish listen to you just completely taking the fucking credit out of this trip already i'm just saying taken off and you are already undermining the validity of this contest

where i was where i i don't know i have a good place for you guys to go i saw an instagram of this restaurant in japan where you it's like basically a stocked pond in the middle of the restaurant and you catch your fish right there and then they reportedly will cook it for you on the spot yeah i don't catch stockies though it sounds like you do i only catch wild john stockton's but then there was uh i only catch wild trout richard stockton stockton college stock stocking stocking cap yeah cap cap and gown yeah calling capperney um the uh but they say that there was a there was a rumor that whatever you catch they just put it in a different part and then they give you some yeah cooked fish from the back.

I'm sure that's true. I think we talked about this, didn't we? I don't know. I kind of tune out when you guys talk about fishing. I missed that whole football thing you guys did. I don't understand why you watch football just as much as we do. I like to watch it, but I don't care to predict fucking injury reports in week 15. Bro. That gets a little in week 15. Bro.

That gets a little in the weeds for me. That's crazy. I'm a plot guy. I'm all year round. I watch the NFL for plot. Have you not been watching the XFL? No. Keeping up with the rookies?

To be honest with you, I didn't even know that was actually a real thing. I haven't watched a single game. You guys think that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey will be still dating by the end of the football season, broken up by the end of the football season, or engaged to be married? You know, I don't know, but I think that... Fuck, marry, kill those three ideas. I mean, dude, the Chiefs, they're a mess right now.

They'll be lucky if they have any players by the beginning of the season. How are they a mess? What are you talking about? They've got a bunch of thugs on their team.'s what you need a certain amount of thugs now the patriots see we like to keep it classy you had aaron hernandez on your team what are you talking about we caught him no they cut him from the fucking rope that he hung himself with so they could lay him to rest we caught him as soon as he got arrested that. As soon as he got arrested for murder, we cut him from the roster. I don't think you... He said, clean out his locker. We don't want a guy like that on this team.

You guys had a bunch of thugs on that team. No way. I want to know what the crazy shit was that he was saying to Wes Welker. Yeah, me too. Where Wes Welker would be like, dude, don't talk to that guy. Yeah. Well, he said he was pulling his dick out. have been just that football players love to do that all sports all athletes all sports athletes they all like to have their penises looked at by other men

no probably not francis threw a joke in the group chat last night bombs away what so that you weren't gonna wear your shirt no one replied didn't even get a haha no i only said that you're not giving context because sydney said actually you guys should probably bring like sweaters and stuff because the morning might be cold on the boat i said fuck that i'm not even gonna wear a shirt but i will because i don't want to get sunburned did you bring a long sleeve sure did nice wait so what day are you guys going out wednesday tomorrow and then when are you coming back thursday oh yeah we can't go to rangers game five game five game five wait well we could we could go on friday rome is gonna be away you guys can go where are you gonna be denver for this bachelor

party it's finally happening oh my god this shit is still going on it's finally happening you've been talking about this denver trip for eight months because i'm excited about it i can't be excited about my my boys last hurrah one more i mean this must be the most anticipated bachelor party ever it is dude denver's changed i don't think you guys want to go there anymore man immigration problem like they're not even calling i mean you should call sam town again those restaurants that he recommended might not even be in business anymore yeah i know it's tough we're going to see mccusker on thursday oh really oh cool um i told bo to go but of course he doesn't listen oh dude i have I know. It's tough. We're going to see McCusker on Thursday. Oh, really? Oh, cool. I told Bo to go, but of course he doesn't listen.

Oh, dude, I have bonus tickets. Really? I bought 13 tickets and only I think 10 guys are going to be in by that time on Thursday night. I'll tell him. He would definitely go. Really? I'll tell him and Macadelic. Get them both out there. I 100% would give them free tickets.

I wonder who he's got opening for him. Maybe Gardini? Hopefully it's Gardini. Why don't you text him? Matt? I don't have his phone number. Yikes. Francis, you can text him. I can shoot him a DM.

That's for sure. Go to requests. Yo, dude, just check your requests. Check your requests. I have a question. Who's actually opening for you? And then we're going to Subtronics at Red Rocks on Friday. Fuck yeah.

Cool. Subtronics. Philly's game on Saturday. Damn. Packed weekend. Day game? Day game. Fun. Philly's game on on Saturday damn packed weekend and then day game day game

fun and on Sunday we're doing some other shit I think we might go to Casa Bonita you're staying for Sunday of course it's a long bachelor party it's Memorial Day weekend

uh huh last hurrah brother it's Memorial Day weekend I guess you don't I guess you don't celebrate the veterans. No, I just work every single day. So I don't really take, I don't even remember holidays. Yeah, what work are you doing on Monday?

Spots. No, you definitely don't have spots. Why? Where's your spots? Holiday spots are the best day to do spots. Where's your spots? The stand. Bullshit.

What's Monday? Memorial Day. It's not time to make a change. Just relax. Take it easy. You're still young. That's your fault. 9.30 upstairs.

7.30 upstairs. Upstairs is barely a spot. So I have two spots on Monday. Upstairs you're basically busking. You're basically, upstairs, you're basically barking outside. Last night I fucking laid it down upstairs. Yeah. Standing ovation.

Yeah. Two people, two people laughing and laying it down, brother. You should have heard it. They were howling. No, I didn't. And then Norman came up and he went, how's upstairs? And I went, didn't leave a lot of meat on the bone, but I'm sure you'll get them. Meat on the bone, boner, bone dogs.

Great hang, Osnight. Yeah, legendary. Me, Norman, Patton. Oswalt? JC. Chazay? No, Sean Patton. Yeah, I know. General? I knew it wasn't Patton. Yeah, I know.

General? I knew it wasn't Patton Oswalt, brother. Just killer's row. Just a couple of guys talking shop. You talk shop with Norm? Yeah. No way. Talking about the boom.

Talking about where we think it's heading. Sean Patton, we were the the sort of downstairs food area yeah the kitchen on the stand yeah the kitchen right by the front by the bar no downstairs

no no okay by the food area kind of like where they I guess they do the dishes I don't even know yeah

you probably wouldn't he wouldn't know when you go in down the stairs and you tuck around to the right usually when guys like you try and go back

there we go you looking for the bathroom upstairs to the right bathroom no upstairs sorry man anyway back towards the this is for killers around to this area so uh sean patton was in that area and i was walking from the green room to the control room or something and he goes oh francis uh i was in i don't know where he was and he like, I saw a guy that I was so certain was you that I went, Francis. And the guy turned around.

And I was like, oh, that's not you. And he's telling me this story. And he's like, I didn't know how to get out of it. But I just was like embarrassed or something. And I'm sitting there like oh that's cool yeah whatever and he didn't know i don't think he knew how to like end this story so he just stopped for a second and he was standing next to this gigantic vat of white cream sauce yeah and he goes anyway i made all this sour cream for you

that's funny killer oh my god to be a fly on the fucking wall you wish bro i know to be on the fly on the wall that's how that saying kind of goes you fucking wish no that's the sentiment of that saying you fucking wish you would be a fly on yeah that's how you know i know i pretty much came up with that saying of that saying, exactly. You fucking wish you would be a fly on the wall. Yeah, that's how, you know. I know, I pretty much came up with that saying. The ethos of that saying. I coined that saying. You are the fly on the wall there. It's killers talking and you're just fucking buzzing around being like, ooh.

That's incredibly mean. What a... But we actually have to leave. Yeah, we do. We are going to be late for this flight. Yeah, we got to go. All right. Make sure you guys check the gate before you.

I am not letting him direct us through LaGuardia. Because they've been changing the gates around. They've been trying to get fucking. They're trying to leave people. Virginia beach time. Look at this guy. Love that. Yeah.

Wait till you see my hat. You bring shades? I have shades. You bring a bucket hat? I have a straw hat. Very nice. Cuba. Very nice. Cuba. Very nice.

Cuba. Later part of his life. All right. We'll see you guys on, this is for Tuesday, right? To have and have not. This is for next Tuesday? Yes. See you next Tuesday.

Hunt. We'll be back Thursday. See you guys then. Goodbye. Thursday from Chicago. Goodbye.