Son of a Boy Dad - Too Hands | Son of a Boy Dad #282

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All right. Got that? Why? My parents listen to the podcast. So what? They don't get to hear that. It's illegal. No, not for me. It isn't. What? Different rules. Oh, and color. All right. Ready? We will talk about the show though. Good. So I have some funny tales. Alrighty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is March 10th.

Are you sure you want to cut the weed stuff? Your stuff? What? Your stuff? No, the weed stuff that you were talking about at the show. I don't know what you're talking about. Anyways. you were talking about at the show. I don't know what you're talking about. Anyways, I guess we'll go to hop right back into that after that interruption.

It's March 10th, it's 2025. Look at that clock. What does that make you think of? What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see a sand clock? Wizard of Oz. Huh? Wizard of Oz. The fuck? Is that in you think of? What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see a Sandcock? Wizard of Oz? Huh?

Wizard of Oz? The fuck? Is that in Wizard of Oz? I think so, yeah. What part? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I think when they go, when they meet the Oz, they have a certain amount of time to talk to him.

Is that right? I trust you. I, I, I, that's what I first thought. If that's true, I trust you. I don't know if it's true. What about you? Uh, a woman's figure? That's what I first thought. If that's true, I trust you. I don't know if it's true. What about you? A woman's figure. Okay.

You were on the hunt, Owen. I like that. Yeah, hourglass figure. Little perverted. Why? Just is. That's the first thing you think of when you see a massive hourglass.

Cute face, thin waist, big behind. Interesting. I was thinking Aladdin, because Jasmine, Jafar, when he becomes a genie... Yes. ...puts her in the sand hourglass. Agrabah. Yeah. How long is this gonna take?

This is an hour and 30 minutes. Cool. So I guess we'll know when we're done. Yeah, exactly. Agrabah. Remember Donnie does Agrabah? Agrabah's not a really place, a real place, is it? So how did Donnie shoot that? Aqaba is a real place.

I think, no, it was Agrabah. Yeah, but Aqaba's in Jordan, and Agrabah's from... Aladdin. Aladdin, right? Yeah, it is. I'm just picturing Chef Donnie walking, or Wonton Don walking through cartoon apple stands as Aladdin steals an apple. I like that.

Interesting. Fuck you, dude. There's no fucking hourglass in The Wizard of Oz. There definitely is. We're not gonna let you get away with some bullshit like that. And I think there's actually one of those like old scales too. That's probably what you're thinking of. I think there's both of those in the Wizard of Oz.

Wizard of Oz, hourglass, fuck there probably is. Wizard of Oz, hourglass. Sass, when I call him on the phone and he picks up, he tips a sand hourglass. Oh, and he's got What did it say run? Was there an hourglass in the Wizard of Oz No, that's what it says just says now there wasn't no it's a that's all I'm surprised they even had an answer They answer no and anyone who says that there is is mistaking there and staying there's some Aladdin is that what it's it really says there isn't

Something about door squashing the annoying bugs why didn't Dorothy flip the hourglass I'm gonna say that I don't know so maybe there was an hourglass hmm. I'm gonna have us move on Yes in the Wizard of Oz the Wicked Witch of the West Prominently uses an hourglass as a prop to signify the limited time Dorothy has to fulfill her demands. Oh, wow. What a crazy problem. That was the answer that I got when I looked it up. Insane symbolism. Sass just typed in, am I right? No, I typed in Wizard of Oz hourglass. Yeah, but you've

trained your Grok to tell you what you want to hear. I'm not on Grok. What is Grock? What's Grock? It's like Chad GBT, but it's like Elon's version You probably have it. It has a list. You probably got a Grock poster at your house It has the autistic list. You got the in-person Grock. I don't have that. Yeah, it's like a pac-man machine It's only used for Grock. He has like one of the smart smart mirrors for grok I have a poster of Elon at my house but I don't have a poster of grok. But when it comes to life like the Shrek mirror Assassin John the Rated P The hourglass from Lizard Voss just sold for half a million Damn! Wow!

$495 now. That's crazy. See how much the one from Aladdin sold for. Zero it said there wasn't even it said that one was CGI so no one gave a fuck about it. No that's not true I remember Donnie brought that one back from Agrabah. Really? He stole it like Indiana Jones. Hmm. I mean, I was pretty, I fucking nailed that. What a poll. Good. I'm glad you're here this week. What a poll. Glad you're here this week too, brother.

I didn't miss any time last week. You never know. We saw you were out in Chicago. We didn't know if you were coming back. Yeah, I didn't know you were going out there. No one did. He was kind of just like a... No, I talked about it at the basketball tournament. He flew out to Chicago. The only thing he brought with him, he didn't check a bag, didn't bring a backpack. He just brought a giant soup ladle to stir the pot. I did stir the pot pretty fucking good. Makes me want to be a producer for a reality show. Yeah, you're good Like what's it got the last the last samurai? I'd be a good the last samurai

People were saying it was vintage drone Andy. What's his name? No, no Both from the like Bravo shit. Oh Andy Cohen Cohen. You'd be good as him I've always thought that bars will should just branch out to pure reality. You know, I watched some of that stuff with Annika Sorenstam and Joey Cold. Joey. Joey Cold cuts?

Joey Dollar, Joey Smokes. Yes, Tommy Smokes. Francis was telling me earlier that he called Nicky Smokes after to sing, to like praise him. No, I texted him. Bro, you're the goat. Yeah.

Yeah. He's like, let me smell your dick, bro. What's your dick smell like, bro? When we were in New Brunswick, he was FaceTiming him from the green room going, Smokes. Goat. Savage. You know, I'll tell you what. I've worked in this company on and off for about seven years.

I've worked on it on for five years. And I have not had a single woman at this company approach me with romantic overtures Nikki smokes is batting them off like it's mosquito season in Maine different culture in Chicago. What is going on? I feel like that guy's retarded and I'm you know out here living my best life. What am I doing wrong? It's cuz you're dressing for the male gaze, not the female gaze. I'm dressing for a wife.

I'm not gonna say anything about what Nicky Smoke said except for the, you texted him and you said, you were like, you're fucking all these people in Chicago, I didn't even know there were that many people in Chicago, like what would you say? I didn't even know there were more than five girl employees and he goes, there's than five girls I thought there's six Like I didn't even know there were like more than I thought there were five women working

Oh, so when she said half the office she was talking math She wasn't like there's no high burglary. No, it was exactly She wasn't like, there's no high burbele. No, no. It was exactly half. Exactly half. Oh my god. Yeah. Exactly half.

Yeah. You think that he just fucks her? Too funny. You think he'll just like, you think he would fuck a guy out there? Probably, yeah. Just to get his stats up? Dude, clearly he is just one of those people who women like. Yeah.

You can't really explain it, you know? Yeah. He's just got it. He's got whatever it is I don't I'm not gonna fight it all power to him tremendous this before after his transformation Before before it's all before his pre transformation. Yeah, so they might not love his transformation Maybe I might have to do a reverse transformation. You might have to maybe I need to cut my penis off Yeah, yeah, or just remove follicles Yeah bald put on some weight Maybe I need to cut my penis off. Yeah. Yeah. Or just remove follicles. Yeah.

Bald, put on some weight, start going to under 19 nightclubs. Like his typical Tuesdays. Wait, the fact that it's three out of six means that you can basically know who it is. I don't know. I have no idea. I'm not involved in this. I don't know anything. Because no idea. I'm not involved in this. I don't know anything cuz Kate's one of them

Kate's one of the women out there. Yeah remove her what if what if when Kate's second baby came out? It was just like wearing shitty sunglasses like I was full chest hair a Duncan Robinson heat Jersey Like a full chest hair. A Duncan Robinson heat jersey. Full chest hair. Fuck, man. I do have such a soft spot for Nicky Smokes, too. Me, too. I love that guy.

I really do like him. He just entertains me. And that's like, there's different types of entertainment. Everybody can't be like a joke teller. You know, the same reason that Dave loves to hire like a bumbling guy or a fat guy, like, we should also be hiring like some

sexual deviants who can't keep their penis tucked. Yeah. For what it's worth, that is a guy that I did not think was gonna pan out and he has found his niche at Barstool. I know, but they're gonna have to hire more women. For him? Yeah. Yeah, cuz they're running out of Happy the well is dry. You throw some steaks to the line. Yeah, you're right You're not wrong and he's not gonna be a vegetarian anytime soon people's contracts might end

Right. I'll be like well you already fucked smoke You can't unlike that man You can't un-light that match. You can't un-fuck Smokes. Unless you can find a way to un-fuck Smokes. Because Smokes is looking for new girls in new territory. He's playing a game of risk. It's like feeding mice to a snake. You need to put more mice in.

Yeah. We'll probably start bringing in some like, you know, some like, some girls who are like almost old. Some girls who are looking to go to a contender. Who have like, they've made their bones. Yeah, yeah. They got to fuck smokes. They just want to shit.

Yeah, they want one more shot. Yeah, they want one more. It's like Al Horford. Yeah. Like Grady Jarrett. Yeah. Yeah, they want one more. It's like Al Horford. Yeah. Like Grady Jarrett. Yeah. Yeah. He's very low-key. I think that's something that women really love. He's got big hands. I'll tell you that. Has he? He has like big meaty hands. Like if you dap him up, it's like, so I can only imagine that he must have. He's got a hog. Yeah. He's got a big ol' hog.

You think he lays it down? Probably, yeah. The contours of his body would not have led me to believe he had a hog. Should we text him and ask him? Send him to ask him for a peg. He might just know how to use it. Should it be motion of the ocean?

And tell him to put something of reference, like a snack-sized bag of peanut M&Ms next to it. I'm just asking, do you have a hog? Yeah. It could be. I could see it be in a situation where it's just four inches, but he knows how to use it. It may feel like six. Yeah. Or like, he'll go down on a girl

for like 45 minutes, and they'll be like, come up, I want to have sex. And he'll be like, shut up. Yeah, like, I'm not done. I'm not have sex. And he'll be like, shut up. Yeah. Like I'm not done. I'm not done eating. I'm still hungry. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. He has a snorkel like plugged into his nose.

I just broke my fast for you. She's like, babe, my babe is Ramadan. Okay. Delivered. No, no response within one minute. Cause you know he sees that he's like, bruh. Like the homies asking me if I have a hog. The shit's gotta stop. Everybody wants to know if I have a hog. He said like my dick crying face crying face and now he's answering again.

Of course. Should we call him? No, we don't need to call him. Should we call him? No, no, no. He's gonna answer unless he's, unless it's ambiguous. But I don't know why he typed this long. This is a yes or no question. He uses AI to type. He uses AI, he told me he uses AI to write all of his blogs. He probably has a Moneypenny that's just like typing it down. Yeah, right. Moneypenny, come into the room now. I need my dick shocked.

Patriots are just signing everybody right now and everyone besides the wide receiver. Boy, the NFL really just, is this typically when all this activity happens? Today is the day that you can, like at noon, is when you can start picking up free agents. It's like July 1st of your summer going into senior year in college for lacrosse recruiting?

I would just say it's like the NFL. When I woke up to Dave Petromala on the phone, Oh yeah, I'm looking for that. my mom brought me the landline into my bed at eight 30 in the morning. What'd you say? What'd he say? He said, Francis, it's coach Pet.

He goes, it's coach Petro, coach Petro. Coach, so good to hear from you. I was up. I'm at the gym right now, coach. He wanted to convert me into being a defenseman. Interesting. I was a long stick midfielder offensive, and he wanted me to pick up a long stick.

He goes, has anyone ever told you you might do better with a long stick? What'd you say? I was like, no. No. But he was one of the greatest defensemen of all time. that you might do better with a long stick? What'd you say? I was like, no. No? But he was one of the greatest defensemen of all time. And then when I told the Harvard coach

that Coach Petro wanted to do that, he goes, see, we are recruiting you for you. Read this, like a Lamar situation with the Ravens. The name Schmoch, Nicky Schmoch. What'd he say? I've been told it's bigger than most and most girls fit two hands on it when they give me head. What an insane thing to say.

That is insane. What an insane thing to say. It's so graphic. That is the most absurd response. To a guy who's just, you don't even know why he's asking you. No context. And that's your response? But how do you spell two? How do you spell two? I spell two, T-O.

That is crazy. Yeah, I mean, dude, that means that he legitimately thought about it. Like, he saw the first text and he was like, bro, what? And then he was like, but no, but in all seriousness. Because he started typing, it was three dots for a while, and then he stopped typing for like a minute. And then he thought better of it. It said, send it to Siri. How do I explain this to Ron?

Yeah, what would make him get it? You know when people give you head you head put one hand on it well Girls, I hang out with most of them. I mean yeah, most of them are choking on it. I guess Like he was like trying to be humble you can play a jazz Yeah, I have a read on the side of my dick. That's my pain. I have a spit valve on my dick That is a crazy thing to say. I wouldn't say that to anybody. Literally not a single person I know

that would say that to. Nor would I. And there's nobody he wouldn't say that to. No, no. He would like say that to Dave. Fuck, an hour and a half must be up already. Hourglass is flipped. Oh shit.

All right, well thanks for listening, guys. That's all of Sass's time. Oh, shit. All right, well, thanks for listening, guys. Mm-hmm. That's all of Sass's time. That flew by. That was a fucking instant classic. Sass, I'm gonna give Sass some flowers, as the kids say. Okay? Sass, you know, was gonna come out and feature for me

at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick on Saturday. And he was really having a tough week. Sass was very, very sick. I mean, he heard the Nicky Smokes news. Pretty much, we did this podcast on Monday, and then after that, it was just everything went downhill. What could have gone worse? Dude, I just, like, I thought I was kind of at the peak of it.

Like, I thought Monday was the worst I was gonna get and then Tuesday it got worse and then Wednesday was Probably the most sick I've been in years Worst day of your life. No wouldn't say that I'm just trying to help you out there But it was I was very very sick very high fever. Yeah aches like you couldn't even imagine Yeah, he wasn't dreaming. Screaming in bed. And when he arrived at the show, I called him on the night before,

and he was like, dude, I don't really know what to say. It's touch and go, I really don't feel well. And I was like, okay, no problem. Why don't you just let me know how you feel tomorrow, and just let me know so that if you're not gonna be able to come, I can book someone else. And I called him at about like one or two o'clock. I went to this children's birthday party

and I was on my way back from that. Which was hilarious. I had a great time. I went to one of those trampoline parks. Maybe we'll get to that. But on the way back, I called Sas and he was like, I think I'm gonna make it. Which honestly, one of the all time reversals

of expectations, I was really fully expecting him not to come. Well, there's another side of the story that I'll fill you in on, but it was, you called me, so you called me Saturday morning. Oh, okay. Around like 10 or so. Okay.

And when you called me, I was actively texting you to tell you that I wasn't gonna make it. Shut up. Yeah. Are you serious? Swear to God. And then you were like, hey, hey, how you feeling? Hey sport. And I was like, I'll be fine. I was like, I'll go. But I, but I also, I was like,

I was saying to Owen earlier, I think it was getting to the point where I was starting to not, I wasn't feeling better because I hadn't moved in a week. Yeah. So I was like, I think it'll be good to do. And then we went and we did it and it was good. Yeah, but it was. Again, when Sass arrived in the green room, his color was, his power was bad. Like gray or green?

Yeah, he was very wan. Yeah. That boy was wan. Yeah. I don't know what happened. It was, I, I would wake up every morning and I would feel like okay for the most part. And then as the day went on, I would feel, I would get like, like I would get sick. Like I would wake up with like my temperature would be like 98.5 and then by like two, it

would be like 101. Oh, you were taking temp? Yeah. Yeah. And I tested for COVID. I didn't have that. And then, so I was like, all right, I'm gonna go to this show and I'm gonna tough it out and I think it'll be good to get up

and get out of the house. And so I go to Penn Station to take the train and that was my first time leaving my apartment since Monday. And all of a sudden I'm at Penn Station at 5 p.m. on New Jersey Transit. Wait a second, you didn't go outside of your apartment from Monday till Saturday? I probably, I think I went once to the deli

to get like a Gatorade. That's it? Yeah. Oh my God. Dude, you know, objectively, that is probably what kept you sick as long as it did. I think you're apartment is not healthy. No, my apartment's fine.

No, it's not. I know it is. It could be. Well, you were just staying under that wet blanket the entire time. What? Blank? Why is my blanket wet?

From you. No, it's not. From having a fever. You're sweating. I don't get like that. You didn't sweat at all? No, I sweat, but it wasn't like I was waking up fucking like what you were saying,

splashing around in bed. Yeah, I cannonballed as I flipped over. Like I would wake up and I'd be like, oh, I'm gonna shower now, you know? I just, even a little bit of fresh air. I would go, like I would crack the window and sit in the living room, but it would be like, then I'd be like, I gotta go back into bed.

You're like finding Forrester. Yeah, I mean, I had the flu. I don't think it's that crazy for me to stay in bed for five days. No, I'm fine, but I do think that, you know, a little like sunshine, a little fresh air. Oh, I was taking my vitamins like crazy. No, Sass is like Woody Guthrie.

He would like hear a joke that he liked on Son of a Boy Die, and he'd go, Heeeeh! Hehehehehehe! Ohhhh! Hehehehehehe! You're like the crew of that ship in The Matrix. Yeah, the Nebuchadnezzar. You're trying to supplement the loss of sunshine with vitamins.

Yeah, that's exactly what I was doing. I was. And it was not, I mean it was fine, but's exactly what I was doing. I was. And it was not, I mean, it was fine. But pretty much what happened was, I get up, I go to the, I go to the train, get on the train, it's packed. And then I start feeling like, I start feeling like turn around bad. Like I'm on the train. Turn this train around. Like I don't know, I'm like, I'm like contemplating

every stop, like getting off the train and getting on the train to go home, pulling to text you and texting you and being like that I can't make it like I'm fucked. Because something was going on with my stomach out of nowhere. I think it was from not moving. But I'm on the train. And I'm I mean, like, I'm all of a sudden, I'm I think it was a combination of not moving, not being like out and about. And now all of a sudden, I'm like, in like the busiest place in New York. And I was like, of not moving, not being like out and about. And now all of a sudden I'm like

in like the busiest place in New York. And I was like, I got like, I started getting super nauseous. Like I was like, I was like, like I'd be on the train and I'd be sitting there and all of a sudden I'd be like, mm-hmm. Would you actually?

I swear to God. You were driving? I swear to God, yes. And then we were walking from the train to the club. That was when I met up with Brandon Barrera and we were walking and he'd be talking to me and I'd be like, oh yeah. And then I'd like take my water and I'd take a couple sips of it.

And then we went to 7-Eleven and I was like, I gotta get something at 7-Eleven. I got like Tums and water and Gatorade. And then when we went into the green room, I was like, dude, I might have to do like 10 minutes. I was like, I don't even know if I can do, because I was worried that that was going to happen to me on stage. That would have been so viral.

That I would be on stage talking and then out of nowhere, I would be like, Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Yes, yes. So that's when I was fully prepared to happen. Like catching it in your mouth. Yes. And it just kind of leaks over a little bit. I was fully, my entire, the whole time before the first show, all I was thinking about was, I'm going to throw up on stage.

And sold out room. And then all of this is all the more impressive because you manned up, you got up there. I had a feeling, did say I took when you Get on stage. You're gonna be hit with a wave of adrenaline that will For whatever reason be this palliative that clears you out, which what it really was was I had Explosive diarrhea for three times before the show sure and we got there like ten minutes before the show started Better an empty house than an unwelcome guest and I had some glad I had some crackers I

had some crackers which helped I felt completely fine since the diarrhea like that just got all the sickness out yeah via your butthole yeah I have long believed that you could poop out sickness and hangover I think both of those things are expellable through the, especially at a certain age. But that's, that is a testament to you. Honestly, this flu sickness or whatever that we both had, it affected my brain. Like I was not able to think, like the last two podcasts that we did, I don't think I said a single thing that was insightful or funny, but I think that it's just the effects of the sickness. Yeah, it was a nasty flu fully back

Yeah, I'm fine. How did he do at the show? I mean he fucking murdered really truly brought down the house It's the hardest I've ever heard him kill seriously really I don't know I didn't know about that But but I'm just saying that I've heard yeah, it was fun. The shows are great. What don't downplay it I mean both girls can fit both hands on it smashed he really smashed. Everyone did well. To the degree that he said he was going to do 10 minutes on the first show, he did a full 20 to 25,

which I wanted you to do. And I was thrilled by. He ripped. He ripped it. Because you were only going to do 10, and then you were like, I'm fucking killing. Yeah, he stayed up stayed up now to be honest They didn't light me and then I looked to see you my phone and my phone. It's was like dead

So I was like I have no idea how long I've been on stage for Classic excuse he knows exactly Know the length of your bitch knows exactly where he's at now when it's 20 minutes I know what 12 minutes is and I know what an hour is Well, either way all all hats off to SAS. How'd you do? I did well. Destroyed.

I had a good one. I felt good. Are you serious? For the first one, I got some people standing. Were you kidding? No. Yeah, I don't remember. I couldn't tell if they were standing to clap or leaving.

I actually didn't see the second one. I didn't see the second one. Yeah, the second one, people were a little more squirrely on the second one. They started the show an hour late. Yeah. Because they said there was a big bar crawl happening in New Brunswick that night for Rutgers. And so they, I think they were just waving people in off the street.

It was pretty brutal. We were like, where is the comedy show? We were in the green room in between shows and we were like, we'll be at, we'll be home by like 1130. We were like, this is going to be great. We got to start doing this every weekend. Got home at like two. Yeah. I got, I dropped sass off at like one 30, which meant that I got home at two and I went to bed and then it was daylight savings time. I got, I slept until 1130 and I was like, what the fuck? Oh't well it was 1030, but yeah, you know I got dude I didn't Well at 2 it turns to 3 I went to bed at like 7 a.m.

See that's the problem, you know, well, you know that was my don't what you don't treat yourself right. This was my first time I had felt good. How do I beat the flu? I know, I'll do a marathon of Call of Duty. I didn't actually go to bed at seven. And bong rips. I went to bed at 430, but it was- In the most moist terrarium possible. No, but I got home.

No semblance of a cross piece. I got home and it was the first time I felt not sick in a week and I was like, well, I'm not going to bed. I'm living it up. I was like, I'm gonna play video games. Gotta take advantage of this window. Yeah. I'm feeling okay.

I don't know when I'll feel good again. It's, it was, dude, that time change was crazy. It really affected me. I like sat down at my desk, turned on the PlayStation and then I looked at my phone and it was 3 a.m. And I was like oh no Barstool Carl said that that heart attacks are up 30% this week because of daylight savings time. Is that real? Why would he lie? Where would he get that information? Why would he lie about that? Where would he get the information and be honest about that? What are you talking about? You think he's tapped in? Is he calling the American Heart Association?

He's calling every hospital individually. He probably was. Based on the surveys I've taken, heart attacks are up 30% this week. And he said, don't take it too hard this week. Is that the last time they're doing it? Daylight savings? No, that can't be.

Phoenix ended it. They don't do it in Arizona anymore. Oh, is that why in certain places Phoenix ended it. There's always talk about it. They don't do it in Arizona anymore. Oh, is that why in certain places that they say, I only know this from doing the crossword puzzle, but they say fall hours in San Diego or like wherever. And it's the fact that they're making it season specific instead of it just being Pacific Standard Time,

Mountain Time. When I was in Arizona. What's Chicago's time zone called? Central. Central Time and what are we, Atlantic? We're Eastern Standard. Eastern Standard, well done. Now it's changes, I couldn't think of it.

Atlantic might be Nova Scotia or something like that. I don't know what Atlantic is. It's like one hour think of it. Atlantic might be Nova Scotia I don't know what it is You might be right New Brunswick Canada is on Atlantic time Nova Scotia Halifax northern Atlantic time Prince Edward Island Interesting Newfoundland when I was in Phoenix over the summer over a couple months ago I guess like a month ago that it was only a two-hour time difference And I was like what the fuck and they were like, oh, yeah, we don't do daylight savings anymore Normally, it's three. Yeah Phoenix. Yeah, this is on West Coast time. Yeah But I guess they're not anymore. They're on their own time. Do you guys like Mountain Standard Time or

Central Time better. I like Eastern Standard. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's the wrong answer And there's a very simple reason why. Because the stock market opens earlier? No. Sunday night football ends at like fucking midnight. Same with Monday night football. Yeah, but I don't care about that. NBA final games start at like 10.

9 p.m. here. What is that? I love it. During the week? I love that. That's insanity. I'd so much rather go to bed right when a game ends than have a game end at like eight and then you're like, but dude, now what? Okay. Think of a Sunday.

Now what? Yeah. When I lived in LA it was bad. You live in San Francisco in the fall or Portland, Oregon, right? Yeah. Football season. First game starts at 10 AM. Yeah, that sucks. That's awesome. That's brutal you wake up. You're having eggs You get to go games are over by six You are watching that's why that's why late night shows are so popular out there Yeah, it was like you really just have to like watch Kimmel because he just like comes on in the afternoon So they night footballs over at 8. The schedule for games on the Eastern time is, I guess Central I would say is up there, because it's only an hour difference, but.

I like Mountain. Waking up on a Sunday after like, if you're traveling or if you have spots, sleep in, wake up at like 11, do shit for two hours, football's on the rest of the day until you are closing your eyes at night. It is crazy that it does all come down to football, but I wouldn't mind an extra hour. For me it is the NBA finals that really annoys me every year.

It is late as fuck, but I love it. I can't believe it because up till that point, you know, they, they, I think they shade, uh, Eastern conference playoff games a little earlier and then they put the West coast games on after. So I think the Eastern conference playoff games tend to start at like seven 30 or eight. Am I wrong about that? Yeah, no, you're right. And then, but then once the finals, they split the middle and they put it like a lot of those

games started at nine o'clock. I'm like Laker Celtics is going to be crazy this year for the finals. Whoa, that would be sick. That's what it's going to be. But everyone's discounting the Cavs, man. And I'm worried about the Cavs. Cavs-Lakers would be crazy too. You ain't wrong.

The Cavs are a talented team. I watched a little bit of their game the other day. Did you? Oh yeah. You just couldn't find the remote? No, I was just, he was on and I was watching it. You were just so sick that you couldn't change the channel? No. Fever dream? Those boys know how to play. Those boys know how to ball.

They do. Not as much as my C's, but they're good. 15-0 in the last 16. Yeah. Francis, you're a Celtics fan. I sure am. Yeah, a couple Celtics boys. Who's your guy?

Who's your guy? I mean, it is Jaylen Brown. Nowics boys. Who's your guy? Who's your guy? I mean, it is Jalen Brown now. Jalen Brown's your guy? Yeah. One's Drew Holiday? Yeah, great. I love that motherfucker. Mine's Tatum.

What? Auralis. You didn't see that, uh, that deuce shot? No, Tatum's great. That shot that deuce made? I don't understand why everyone hates Tatum though. I don't hate Tatum. It's because he's a light skin brother. Yeah. I thought Tatum took not being named finals MVP very gracefully and I couldn't help but think that must have eaten him alive. Yeah he knows he'll

probably he's gonna get two. Like they're gonna win at least two more championships he'll get the MVP's of those people feel now indebted to him they're like oh yeah Tatum hasn't even got one yet they're gonna win another one. Yeah we'll win it this year especially after the Olympics no not I mean losing to the Lakers would be amazing that's not gonna happen. Bob we ever lose to the Lakers we just just beat them. Yeah, but you guys had to play like everybody 48 minutes. You guys were playing like it was game seven of the finals. And LeBron got hurt. Your team sucks. LeBron didn't get hurt. LeBron always gets hurt.

Yeah he did. He's out for two weeks. What are you talking about? Yeah, because he's gotta go to court to defend himself against the Diddy cases. My team doesn't suck. The Lakers are good. I mean, perfectly timed growing pull you see Drew ski I'm I stand with that I stand with what happened they said that he was jumping on women like a slip and slide and knocking the wind out of them because it was massive size dude I was reading that last night as I was falling asleep and I was like damn this is fucked and then I read it again and I

was like why did I think this was. And then I read it again and I was like, why did I think this was real? They would never use that, they would never use any of that terminology in a court document. Because of his massive size? First of all, they were calling him Drusky in the court document the entire time, which they would never do.

They would call him his real name. And then they said that he oiled up and used the person as a slip-and-slide I would never be in a court in like a in like Kate in like high profile cases But everyone was reading it being like bro, Drew ski why and they say Yeah, it's so funny. His editorializing it to that degree, like, because he's a fat fuck. Yeah.

They said Odell Beckham Jr. too. Not the bro. That makes sense. I couldn't sleep last night. I was having a hard time sleeping, and stupidly I pulled out my phone, and I pulled out my phone. And I pulled up Twitter.

And the first thing that came up on my Twitter as I was trying to fall asleep was a video of a high schooler where this Asian kid was walking down the hall. And then a kid comes up behind him with a knife and tries to stab him. And then they fight fight hard and then Fight for a while goes to the ground the guys trying to the kids trying to stab him the whole time

Twitter is genius for giving us those videos at that time because it has us Just desperate for a sorbet strong enough to be the palate cleanser and there's nothing that can. So you'll scroll for three hours after that just trying to find like the right highlight package or feel good puppy video to exercise that demon and that shit is not leaving your head. Dude, it was the most violent and sort of upsetting video I've seen on the internet in a long time. And Elon just quote tweeted it and was like, why is this? Yeah. Yeah. And- Interesting.

It was so fucked. Interesting. It was so fucked. And then I sort of started going, I wanted to learn what happened. Yeah. Right? I wanted to learn, did that kid get sent to jail? Is he okay? Is the kid who got stabbed okay?

You should've just asked Rock. Well, then I went in and the first 10 of the top replies were women in thongs being like, if you thought that fight was bad, come see my page. Yeah, yeah, come see the fight between this cock and my pussy. Yeah, right. Yeah. And then people like, I don't know why I looked at the replies to those. Yeah, those are just whore. Kill yourself whore.

Twitter is a dark and nasty place. There is one true God. Yeah. But then then it was like, then the replies started pertaining more to the video and they were just the most racist things. Dude, Twitter is, is awful. It's so bad. I don't use it anymore. I go on, I mean, I'll go on to tweet, but like I pretty much just go on YouTube.

I just go on YouTube. Yeah. YouTube is the best. So it's the only good social media still. Twitch. I mean, I'll watch live shit on YouTube. Yeah. YouTube is the best social- it's the only good social media still. Twitch. I mean, I'll watch live shit on YouTube. Am I crazy for enjoying Instagram? Yes. No.

You're not. You show me funny reels from Instagram all the time. Occasionally, but I'm a YouTube-er, I threw- I think this week really like solidified me as a YouTube man. Are you like on reels? Oh, I'm on shorts, brother. Shorts, I mean? Yeah. YouTube shorts is like a respectable- we have fun over there. I get a little

I get a little sick of the YouTube shorts where it's always like The AI voice being like he thought he was him and then there's like a song playing and it's in some just like some Cut-up clip. Yeah from a pod. That's your out gets your algorithm though I'll hook you up you can I'll give you the log into the son of a boy dad YouTube We got a great algorithm curate. You're watching YouTube from our son of a boy dad to my YouTube channel. Yeah It's been my YouTube channel since I was in like eighth grade Are you expensing the premium YouTube bills to the company now now you should be do you pay for YouTube? I do yeah, no, but should be. Do you pay for YouTube premium? I do, yeah.

So do I. No, but he's keeping the super chats though. I don't get any of that. I don't know where any of that goes. I was, for years, I didn't pay for YouTube premium. Oh, it's the best. And I watched so much YouTube, and I finally just said,

the amount of time I spend waiting to hit the skip button, and sometimes if I watch longer videos, it'll have multiple ads throughout, and by the halfway point, you have to watch the whole thing. And I said, I'm gonna need to pay for this. And I did. They made me pay for it. How much?

I don't know what it is. But it's worth it, it was worth it. It's worth it, you get no ads. 20 bucks a month? I don't even know. Dude, I get- I have YouTube TV too, that's pricey. It's gone it. You get no ads. Twenty bucks a month? I don't even know. Dude, I get- I have YouTube TV too. That's pricey. It's gone up too. Yeah.

I get- I have bills on my credit card that are like Google. And I don't know what it is. You need rocket money, bro. Rocket money would help. Figure that out. Yeah, but sometimes I'll have like one YouTube account that I have the premium on, and then I'll have another YouTube account Check I'm sometimes not on the right one. One of them's not on my TV I think I bought I think I bought NFL ticket pasts 25 times last year. Yeah

Dude, I tried to get on the phone with my dad because YouTube TV you can do a family plan. Yeah. Yeah, and I They would they kept logging in at like hotels and picking me out. Yeah. And so then I would have to call him after I tried to log in and change the passwords or like get the, he never knew what the password was. Yeah.

Was it on your family plan or his family plan? His, but I knew they were on my HBO plan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, we do a little bit of backscratching. So. Family. Yeah. And I was like, all right, you need to send me the code

in, you know, three, two, one. We tried to do that. That's impossible. For a week. And I was like, you know what? There's no amount of money I wouldn't pay to not try to figure this out with my dad anymore. And now we just, I just pay for it now

He can kick himself off Kick his old Hilton honors account just a merry-go-round of people changing the family accounts YouTube's the best Like I like I don't even really like I'd say I use YouTube YouTube TV and then maybe like HBO So how do you watch? How do you watch how do you watch Fred again on the plaque boy max streams I don't yeah exactly and that's why you should be on twitch too bro I've got I got some great YouTube channels for you

boys is it or any of them plaque boy max no but I've been getting really into this this week after like day three of being sick I was was just out, I was watching South Park for hours. So good. And I was out of shit to watch and I was over South Park and I started watching these YouTube videos of these dudes who are like visiting the most dangerous hood in the country. You're telling me about this?

And these videos are good. This is interesting. They are bangers. You didn't send them to me. You didn't send them to me. You also didn't thank me for sending you money. I didn't know you sent me money. What did you send the money for?

Tipped them out for coming to feature for me. Oh, thank you. How much? 300 bucks. Whoa. Break me off. I'll break you off. We'll talk about it after.

Should I read Niki's most- I wanted to ask if that was gonna be more or less than you thought I was gonna give you. More. That's more? Yeah. I'm happy to hear that. Oh since it's more double it Double what you're gonna tip me out. Okay. No. Yeah rung. It's 200. Oh Well fair enough and now we're just rung gets 50% of everything I make Wait, I was new BM I won't make you tell this but when we had to fill out the W9s.

Oh yeah. Can I talk about that? They brought in the W9s and I said, I don't know any of this information. He didn't know how to fill out a W9. No, I did fill it out and I knew how to fill it out. I didn't even want to fill it out. He was like, I don't have this information,

my business manager does this. I'm like, dude, a W9 is the most basic. This takes me 30 seconds. The thing is- It's your name, your address, your social security number and a signature. That's it. I filled it out.

I filled it out. Keep in mind. The reasoning behind it is that every weekend you go on the road, they come in and they're like, can you fill out this W9? And every weekend I'm like, my agent's gonna send it to you. Cause they do.

Right. But then you said that the reason you were troubled by this because you weren't sure if you should do it because all my information changed. Yeah. You said that you were worried about whether or not you should do it because you didn't do it a year ago and the IRS came after you and contacted Barstool to withhold your paychecks. I forgot about that part of the story. What happened? What?

What? What happened? They were going to withhold your paycheck? They were going to garnish your wages because of tax fraud that you were doing? By the way. And you pay a businessman? What the fuck is?

No, that's the reason I pay the business manager. Which makes so much sense now. Which I'm so glad you hired I totally forgot about that part because thank God you were like when you were like do you care if I tell the story? I was like, yeah I forgot how to fill in the you forgot you were committing tax fraud Yeah, yeah I'm so relieved that you now have an adult

handling your finances. The problem was, so last year I was still using my, last year during tax season, like in April, I was still using my parents' accountant and he didn't know how to do my taxes because he only knew how to do like a 10.99 or whatever. What is it when you just, what do we get from our store? 10.99 is issued from your W9.

From your company. Like what do we get? We get 10.99. If we were only at Barstool, if I had no other income. Oh, that would be like a W4? W4. Or W2. W2, excuse me.

Something like that, yeah. Full-time employee, we get W2. Yeah, that's what he knows how to do. He didn't know how to do all the, I have to pay taxes. Dude, if he's an accountant and he doesn't know how to do a 1099, your parents should fire him immediately. I've told my parents that a hundred times. That's insane.

That's like one of the most basic, it's just me. I think the 1099 is just independent contract. That's like being a pitcher and being like, I can't throw a fastball. This guy retired though. And I think I sent him into retirement. But pretty much what happened was, I sent him all of my expenses.

And I was under the impression that he had all of my W9s. So I sent him all of my expenses, and then he sends it back and he's like, this is how much you owe the IRS. And I was like, well, that is, can't be possible because it was an insanely low number. And I was like, and then I realized that he only had 10

of my 23 W9s. Oh my God. Your 1099s. My 1099s. Yeah. He had 10 of 23. I did 23 weekends last year and he had 10. And then this was, taxes were already due.

So like I was already gonna pay late. Yeah. And then I got that back and I was like, so this has been like two weeks of us going back and forth. What am I gonna do? Just call him and be like, hey, we gotta restart. So at that point I was like, I just gotta get it in my own account and slash business manager

to do all this. So it was like seven months straight of my current business manager and me, like paying the IRS. And then in like November, I got like an email from Barstool saying that they were, that they got reached out to by the IRS saying that they had to withhold my paychecks

until I paid the IRS. And then I had to pay them a shit ton of how long how long did that last? Oh lasted like an hour, so you just paid him right I paid them immediately. Yeah. Yeah, I mean look Yeah, you can't really fuck around with that my dad was so I was home when I got that email My dad was so fucking mad at me He was like, this is you don't want to fuck around with the IRS. They'll come for us. Come for us. Because my dad was like, he said when he was my age, honey, he didn't pay his taxes for like four years. And he said they sent him.

He said they sent him like a stack of papers like this big and he had to give them like all of his money. Yeah, dude. The problem, my understanding, and I could be totally wrong about this, but is that once they're on your case, now they're gonna be watching you. And you just don't want them on your case. Already paid taxes for 2024 though. I'm already done.

Good, you're done. I'm still, I have four outstanding 1099s. And I know the exact clubs that haven't sent them yet. I've reached out to each and every one of them. And each one has given me a reason for why they're not there yet, but they're coming. Yeah. And even if I don't get those,

I have the earnings from those places and I have all my expenses done because I hired a bookkeeper who was so inexpensive. And every month I send her like a hundred bucks. She has access to all my accounts and everything and keeps track of expenses. You think she's dipping her toes in? No, I know, because I know, I log into all my stuff

and I have a very strong sense of where my like balances are and my budgeting. It is funny though how like- Do you know the passwords for your own banking accounts? Yeah, obviously. But it is funny that for me having that, it's everyone's like, all the people on that watch the podcast and on Reddit are like, it's crazy that SaaS's manager's stealing from him. But he pays $100 a month. But Francis has a bookkeeper and everyone's like, well, that's a good honest lady, obviously Yeah, that's funny, but he pays a hundred dollars a month though. Yeah, she's not taking a percentage of my earnings Yeah, well she also doesn't do as much as my guy does I can get you in touch with my guy

Does your guy file your taxes for you? Yeah, legitimately. Yes. So he's is he a CPA? I'd assume he's everything Why don't you just get why don't you just get a bookkeeper? Because I already got a guy. Yeah, but you could be paying $1,200 an entire year or you could be paying... No, because then he would... $24,000. I'm wondering the same thing. That's not how much I pay. My question would be... You have a different idea of how much money I make. I know how much money you make and you're not paying enough if that's your actual earnings.

If you were to pay for a bookkeeper, you'd pay the hourly rate, right? Let's call it, yeah, 1200 bucks a year. And then you would have to hire an accountant as well. I pay my accountant, I think it's like $1,800 total to file my taxes. So in total, I'm paying $3,000 for all my financials to be taken care of by people who have a far better sense of how to keep that organized and neat than I do. Yeah, same.

Well, I think you're paying more for your business manager. I definitely am, yeah. But it's just one guy. I got one guy and they all, they do everything. How much more are you paying your business manager than $3,000 for the sake of having instead of two, one? I don't know. You know you just don't wanna say

because now we're in a place where your number is probably staggering as a process of wanting it to be easier. Yeah, I don't know. I'm never getting rid of this guy though. Just made my life way easier. Yeah. Then happy days.

Yeah. I mean, he pays your rent, so I've never heard. Dude, I was in a whole, we were in, I was in a whole before. Like there was other shit that I didn't even know that I was fucked from. You were podcasting like your life depended on it. No, like I thought I was like, I think I was a lot closer to going to jail

than I think I was. Yeah. You know, Matt Rife said... Dude, I had like an LLC set up and I had none of the shit that I was supposed to do for it. So like, I was like supposed to pay fees. Yeah, you file your articles of incorporation. I had never done any of that and I had the LLC for three years. But how you couldn't have, you wouldn't have been an official LLC if you hadn't done the proper onloading. I don't think I was an official LLC and I think I thought I was. You were just calling it that. So you were filing your taxes as an LLC?

No, that's the thing is like the guy that was the problem was the guy that I was working with, my parents' accountant, didn't know how to do any of that shit. Yeah, that guy sounds like an absolute... All right, guys, let's take a second and talk about Experian. Madness in March is good. Madness in credit is bad. To take control of your credit and finances,

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Ricky Gervais, the dwarf. His friend. Now dwarf Brad Williams. No. Peter Dinklage. Peter Dinklage. It's a great show. It's the, show. The famous scene with Liam Neeson, where he's doing the improv scene at the desk, talking about having AIDS. Big world. At the green grocer. Never mind.

I don't even know it. It's a great show. Sounds good, though. He's got a lawyer who is also his accountant. And he hires him as his divorce attorney. But the guy admits. He's like, I don't know any of this stuff. Yeah.

I'm an accountant. Yeah. He makes fun of him for the fact that he's hired him. Very funny scene. I would recommend watching that show. It's very funny. I got to check that out. I got to check that out, too.

Nothing better than a dynamic dwarf. Yeah. So respectable. What the fuck is his name? He was in Harry Potter. Zah? How about Black Snape? You guys see this? You hear this? No. Snape's Black. Snape's Black in the new Harry Potter. Zah? How about Black Snape? You guys see this? You hear this? No, Snape's

black. Snape's black in the new Harry Potter. Interesting. People are pissed. Why? Because Snape is a white man. Warwick. Snape is a white man. Warwick Davis. No, Snape could like win the dunk contest or make YouTube videos that troll people after games. Yeah, true. Snape gets his sunglasses ripped off. What's his name? Warwick Davis. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a famous dwarf.

Yeah. I'm surprised you guys didn't watch that show. It's fucking unbelievable. The dwarf in Bad Santa is also a great dwarf. Yeah, he's really funny too. You guys ever watch Vice Principals? Yeah. Is that good? Yeah. I tried to start that the other day, I didn't really funny too. You guys ever watch Vice Principals? Yeah. Is that good?

Yeah. I tried to start that the other day, I didn't get into it. You don't fuck with Goggins, you fuck with Goggins, Walton Goggins? Yeah. I like him even more since I saw the architectural digest spread on his home in the Hudson Valley.

Really? Talk to me, Francis. Tasteful, very tasteful. What kind of ceilings are we talking about? We're talking country style kind of ceilings are we talking about? We're talking country style kind of you know farmhouse chic with Some nice tasteful furniture light fixtures Marth and home that sort of thing

Look at this fucking roof Very tasteful very chic very country style roof. That's in a 500 square foot New York apartment Do you guys think that we should plan a trip the three of us? Would be so fun just like for a weekend to go somewhere Just ask you could bring your console Well, I would Permission what if we permission what if we went up to my place? Right, so we can fly fish

Ron and I can have fun, and you two can, I don't really know what you guys would do. Yeah dude, for sure, we'll definitely come up there. You've already been there. Yeah, we'll find our way up. You're acting like. I would actually love to go up there. The issue's gonna be, if we don't do it

before Roan's children arrive, then we're gonna have to wait up there. The issue's gonna be, if we don't do it before Roan's children arrive, then we're gonna have to wait a while. Yeah, so we're probably never gonna do that. That is correct. Fuck. It's crazy, because we have the exact spot. I mean, we're gonna have to go, we're gonna have to film a fly.

Bring the kids up. They're welcome. Yeah. We're gonna have to do a fly fishing video eventually. Imagine how that trip would be Us three and your two new born babies Great great guys to get out of the city Imagine sass holding a baby he'd be like wow I'm really enjoying this holding it by its neck Take it back take it back. I'm holding by. He's holding it by its neck and with his arms fully extended. It's not happy. Here, take it back, take it back. So I'm holding it by the top of the head.

Like I'm bombing a basketball. And their legs are just dangling. Like it's one of those roller coasters that lock into the shoulders. Where do you want me to put these? I think it's going to the bathroom. This one's mad at this one. I got them twisted up.

Their legs are locked. How do you unlock their legs? Oh, just get some olive oil. That would be hilarious. Three Men and a Baby, that's a movie. There you go. Three Men and Two Babies. It's a sequel.

Definitely trying to get out in the woods now, you know? He's inviting you to the woods right now. And you're, get out into the woods though, you know? He's inviting you to the woods right now. And you're like, yeah, we'll definitely be there. He's offering you to do the things you like the most and you have no ability to connect with him as a human. So we're scoffing at it. I'm fucking, I'm busting balls.

Good bit, bro. Busting chops. Not fucking funny, man. That's your brother inviting you to a fucking activity Yeah, and I'll get together and watch some of these YouTube videos that I'm talking about That will be like them well that would be an activity to do after like a long day of fishing and then it would drink a Great long long day. I would say we should come over to your apartment to do it, but I'm not sure if my white blood cell Yeah, you know you gotta have a high

Yeah, white blood cell count to be over and or we just walk in like I'm seeing my parents soon so I can't come over. They have comorbidities. I'm counting on seeing my parents in the next couple of months. Yeah. Yeah. No I'm gonna after after today I'm gonna go home and I'm gonna fumigate. F Fume a gate. No you're not. I did. I bleached the bathroom. I did a full bleach scrub. You did? Yeah. You didn't want to hire a cleaning lady? No. Fair enough. I got bleach spray. Respect. Bleached the tub and the toilet. I'm just saying they will do a better job. They know things that we don't know. I could give you Miss Olga. Well how much, what percentage does she take of your income? She does 25%. Sad's walking around like he's a startup. Listen I don't know, I don't have any cash, but we want 3% of 2026. I've got Boston on the books, we're talking improvs, maybe small theaters. He's got mr. Wonderful as a fucking cleaning lady

3% deal is a good deal I've been watching these YouTube videos of this dude who goes who he goes to like city to city and The title will be like number visiting the number one most dangerous city in America And it's always like it'll be like Memphis or New Orleans New Orleans is scary Well, the neighborhood- New Orleans is the worst place on the planet, I think. If you go to those neighborhoods, it's like the most beautiful, it's the Garden of Eden,

and then also like the most dangerous block. Scary. Like Uber drivers won't go. No, no. Dude, they did one in Chicago, and the dude put an audio clip of him getting an Uber drive, an Uber ride to like South Side Chicago and the Uber driver's literally crying being like, well who are you going with?

And he's like, I'm going, uh, it's this Indian dude. And he's like, well, I'm going to, uh, we're going to film and we're meeting up with these, I'm not going to do the accent, but he's like, we're meeting up with these, uh, these people, they invited us out there, and she's like, pay a cab driver to wait for you. He's like, you need an escape plan. Like in collateral. Yeah. Yeah. That's hilarious.

But like, dude, it is funny, cause all of them are pretty scary, and then they do the New York one, and the New York one is just like. What about RPT? Like I'd walk around with $100 bills hanging out of my pocket around there, wouldn't be worried at all. My thing is that they probably... My theory is that the bad areas of New York now maybe

aren't as bad as they were, but it's spread- I think they're supposed to still be really bad, but it's- It's spread into it's spread into everywhere Yeah, maybe it's just like manhattan is back can be you know, you can get pushed onto the tracks at in the west village Yeah, but i'm saying like you gotta watch like you go to the new orleans video There's dudes with fucking ak's with two titty mags on them and then they show new york. What does that mean? What is that the drums? Oh the drums tommy guns. Yeah. Well, no, but with two guns That's is that? The drums. Oh, the drums and the Tommy guns. Yeah, well not quite. No, but with two guns, that's like the union. Two circles.

Oh, wow. Yeah. I don't know if I've seen that. Yeah, they got those. And then they go to New York and they're like, we outside. And it's like, go inside. There's definitely like dangerous projects in New York.

They're like, we don't have guns, to be fully honest with you. It's a managed to your manager. I swear to God, I swear to God, they show the video. I mean, I get they all probably do have guns and they just don't show them on camera, but already that, that kind of lessens their fear factor. The fact that they're hiding the guns. Dude, it was literally just, it was like six dudes outside of a bodega and there's like families walking by and they're like, you're like, nah, man, this block is, it's, it was like six dudes outside of a bodega and there's like families walking by No, but and they're like you're like nah man this block is it's it's serious. It's serious around here

They're like you're safe here, but it's like yeah, no shit. You're safe. I just saw a fucking group of 12 kids walk by They were in like Dumbo You're gonna want to stay away from this area It gets pretty rough now You're gonna want to stay away from this area. You're gonna want to stay. It gets pretty rough after the bar is closed at 10pm. I'm joking, but it is fully because if you show, even if you show a gun on YouTube in New York, you'll go to jail immediately. But it is like, dude, they show, the videos are pretty crazy.

They did one in Atlanta and they met with like an arms dealer. That was pretty sick. They did one in New York they met with like an arms dealer. That was pretty sick. They did one in New York where they met with Tommy G. You know Tommy G? Tommy Gunn? Tommy G. He's the guy that makes- he's one of the channels. He did one with the most wanted drivers in New York. And is this dude like Squeeco or Squeekey or- Sneeco.

Sneeco? No, it wasn't Sneeco. But they just- dude they drive- This sneek-o sneek-o. No, it wasn't sneek-o But they just do they drive this guy Yeah, it's Tommy G. The guys that do them are kind of like tools That's not what I expected. No, you should see the the Indian brother does him is hilarious because he just asks the same questions every time and he's like bro When would you say you were going to jump off the porch? When did you say you first jumped off the porch?

And it's this nerdy Indian dude with the scariest guys you've ever seen. Does he just have part of his brain missing that he should be scared? He must, yeah. He just has abnormal brain chemistry. Send me these YouTubes, I need to be watching this shit. I said that to you and I said that to him

and he didn't send them to me. Why are you gatekeeping? I'm really not, this is so one of the 30 million views. Dude, I'm trying to think about my sort of measuring stick for whether or not a city that I'm in feels dangerous. And it's usually if the people, the local people in that place volunteer that you should be careful. Right?

Yeah. And the place that I've been in the last couple of years where that was the most like offered thing without me being like, Hey, is it whatever was Baltimore. Yeah. People said you should get, you don't, they said, take a, take an Uber home. Don't walk home. Where were you in that nice part of Baltimore? The port? Yeah. That part I, uh, there was some bad areas in that, in that area. They said, they said in my, it was a 10 minute walk back to the hotel and they were like, don't walk. Where were you? You

weren't staying at the old hotel. No you moved hotels. Yeah When we were there we were staying at that hotel. That's like right next to the club so obviously just walk back Yeah, but we went to me and MOOC went to the 7-eleven which is like right there mm-hmm after one of the late shows to like get snacks before going to bed and We walked in it was busy in the 7-eleleven, and we walked in, I was wearing like my Patriots jacket or some shit, and I walked in, and some dude to the right of me just goes, man, fuck the Patriots.

And I was like, oh yeah, and I turned to like laugh and be like, yeah, yeah. Dude's eyes were rolled into the back of his head. Swear on my life, I think I told this story. He was a zombie, he was a full zombie. And there was like 90 of them in the 7-Eleven just fighting this dude being like come on bro let me get a free slurpee. And then there was a guy in the corner being like and when would you say you got active with this dude? What would you say that you first got active really and started banging them things?

Those 7-Eleven dudes don't give a fuck though. No, they're like, it's you got 10, 10 dudes standing there being like, Alaskan king crab fishermen. They're just like, this is it. We know we signed up to work in a war zone. Yeah. I'm going down with the ship. Speaking of really quick, I will be in Baltimore at the port next weekend. That's March, not this upcoming, we March 20th to the 22nd or 19th to 21st,

something like that. Tickets at punchup.live slash transits. Well, they said that what the issue is, is what will happen is if you're in a car that someone will come up with a squeegee bottle and start washing your windshield. And then if you don't tip that person, they'll mug you. I said that that's the system there. Makes sense. How much do you have to tip them?

I don't know. 6% of SAS's earnings. Minimum. Listen, I don't have any cash on me, but I'm having a promising 2026 lineup. Yeah. Look, can we work this out? I'll put you in touch with my business manager. He'll cut you out a percentage? He runs everything for me. Let's get you a revenue share.

How does that sound? Brother, you need income. You don't need just tips. You need income. Yeah, it has to be long term. Yeah. Tired of squeegeeing cars on this on this road you should just go and recruit I see bigger things in your future Let's automate this. Excuse me, sir. I don't believe my car needed a squeegee today That's probably happened so many times and then just bah gun one of the videos

Guys who pull up to The types of videos I've been loving is guys who pull up to a construction site or outside of a Home Depot or something like that or a Buc-E's and hire some Mexicans for the day and then they wind up taking them indoor skydiving and shit. Oh yeah, yeah. I've seen that. That's cool. And they're like, we're gonna pay you guys all. I think those videos have been around for a couple years.

They'll take them to Disney World and shit and the boys will have the time of their life. But those videos have been around for a couple years They'll take them to like Disney World and shit. Mm-hmm, and those the boys will have the time of their life But those videos fucking rule they're always having the most fun I wonder if they're YouTube's that are paired down to tick tocks I wonder how many of the same videos were seen Probably a good amount feel like a lot of people just rip videos and put them on tick tock But that is such a nice move to do to the Mexican bro. Well, cuz the Mexican bros always just they just want to have a good Time. Yeah Such a good time. Yeah. Such a good group of guys.

Such good bros. Oh, I saw one of those where they took them to Disney World or something. Yeah, yeah. They're like, hey, could you help for a job? And they're like, yeah, of course. And they're like, well, we're going to Disney, and the Mexican dudes are like, no fucking way, bro!

Yeah. We're going to Disney World! And like at the end, one of them's on Splash Mountain just like crying because he had such a good time. He just had such a beautiful day. And then they all get paid in full. And they'll just randomly be carrying something from Disney World.

And they'll have like Minnie Mouse ears on. Yeah, they always have the ears. The weird like Yamaka looking hat. Yeah, they're such sweet guys though. Fits perfectly on the top of your head. Such a happy culture. Really is. Just good spirits, just being in good spirits.

That's what Trump wants to get rid of. Fucking unbelievable. That and the fucking terrorists up at Columbia. Those fucking terrorist protesters. Are they still protesting up there? I haven't been able to follow it. They're going strong. Fucking terrorists. It's fucking despicable.

It pisses me off. Shit grinds my gears, that's for damn sure. It pisses me off to no end. I went to a children's CPR class yesterday. Children were the teachers. They're teaching, oh, I thought they were teaching children CPR. No, they were teaching children CPR.

And it was a very extremely parenting-ass activity. It was through and out. Sounds awful. It was, I was on the way over. Were you pissed? I was saying like, this is about the least that I've looked forward to. Yeah. That's something that I would wake up in the morning and be like, you gotta be shitting me.

I couldn't believe how fucking, how heavy of a lift it was. Did you have to do the, on the dummy? Yeah. First I was afraid. That's the funniest joke of all time, I think. From the office? Yeah. No, it's staying alive.

Yeah, but he sings it from the beginning. That's not that song. That's I will survive. That's I will survive. Yeah, that's what he does. That's what he sings. She goes, sing to the beat of staying alive. And then he goes, first I was afraid.

Is that what happens? Yes. And then Dwight cuts the mask off and puts it on his face. It was one of those classes where a bunch of people are sitting around in a circle and like, he's like, does anybody know what the five leading causes of whatever infant like choking or stop of breath and then people would like yell out the answers yeah they would yell out they'd be like positive that

they because there's probably a couple people in there that who have failed multiple times and they're like they studied up like you've done is your fourth time yeah your sophomore year you're. Did you pass I passed? Yes You're CPR certified. No, that's what wasn't a certification class because those are you like watch a three-hour movie It was just learning for it to be pure certification But the there was one guy who was getting everything right and it was getting super fucking brutal It was just getting through the other the other dads were getting pissed. Everybody was starting to get pissed. Is he right? You were right.

Yeah. Everybody was starting to get pissed at this dad because he was fucking saying it. And then he was ball hogging. He was ball hogging. He wanted every answer to be his. He was just positive that he knew everything. And then he was getting cocky. So he raised the hand and said, like, hey, I've heard this thing about that you're supposed to do it to the beat of staying alive and the guy

like deadpan him he was like no I've never heard that before and then he was like I he's like of course I fucking heard everybody and he flipped out on the guy who was a know-it-all basically like you should never be bringing this up in a seat it was his biggest pet peeve and he just like what went from a pretty nice and fun class. He just freaked out on the guy for suggesting this thing. Yeah, you guys got detention. Yeah, we weren't going to do the full two hours. He pushed it past the two hours.

He should have said, imagine if he was like, why don't you stay after for a little bit? Just because you watched one episode of The Office. Yeah. Smart ass. It was fucking, it was as good. What other, have you you ever have you had to do any other courses or anything like that The first one it was through this his class called Boomer. Have you been reading a lot of books? I've listened to a couple books on tape. What are they called like first-time parenting and something about like the brain the brain the brain of the baby

To their their wife thinks I'm listening to first-time parenting, I'm actually listening to do Matt and Shane's with AJ. Classic. I'm gonna start selling guys like, you know those sleeves that you put around your beard to make it look like you're drinking a Mountain Dew? I'm gonna have like the parenting book, just like a YouTube video, four hours of the parenting book

so you could have it up on your screen while you listen to the new mns mssp who by the way bro Spotify Spotify. Well, no, I was gonna say the retard choice awards. Oh, yeah, we won the retard choice awards people were not happy I know bro. It's the worst thing that could have happened. I felt bad I almost dm'd the dude that made it and was like I'm sorry if I ruined this Was that your fault? I guess yeah yeah. Why? Because I quote tweeted it. And you took it? I quote tweeted it? Yeah, but no one else was

acknowledging it or promoting it. Well, because they know there's like a purity to the Retarge Choice Awards, and you know not to put your finger on the scale, you just let them, because if you just shimmer a fucking little bit of tin foil the retards will come running. Yeah, we fucking ruined it Or I did I guess you ruined all I did though was it was we got paired up with Matt and Shane and I quote Tweeted and I said tough first round matchup will be back next year, and then we beat Matt and Shane And then our fans were like they're gonna win the whole thing They were posting it in our reddit non-stop being like don't forget to vote today guys Wow, yeah, and you're a mod of that reddit

I am and you've deleted like tweets that say really nice things about me and Francis or not true But somehow you can't just pull up now. Hey guys, I deleted Comments on this I deleted a couple of the polls. Did you? Yeah. That's an apology? Yeah, because I was like, we're altering the results too much. Louis J Gomez is going to beat your ass. Stop the steal. People were commenting stop the steal because we were winning.

Louis J Gomez is going to power slap the shit out of you. He might. I know. I would. Because you ruined the sanctity of it. I would if I was him. Beat the fuck out of me. You deserve it.

I deserve nothing but the worst. You're ruining something good. They had something good going on over there did you vote in other years I don't think so now never now so you always doing shit like this forever though like I remember people used to do a best Twitter account polls I think I won it one year no you didn't yeah no you didn't and that was like a it would get a ton that we had like 40,000 votes Did you hang the banner? No, I don't know. I might have lost a Caucasian James in the finals. Oh you did you lost?

I definitely lost a Caucasian James at least once no wonder you were botting this one. Yeah That is the funny thing too is people were like genuinely accusing us of buying bots It's like you seem to have the wrong idea Before like dude, it only costs like five dollars to buy five hundred thousand bots. And it's like, you seem to have the wrong idea. People are like, dude, it only costs like $5 to buy 500,000 bots. I wouldn't put it past them. It's like, dude, I don't think, we didn't wanna win that bad.

Like, all right, let's get a pool of cash going for the bots, for the Retards Choice Awards. That's what you guys spent the money on after the steak, the steak video. Yeah, yeah. We're going straight to bots. If we just tail Big Cat for one week and then put the rest of the money to bots. Is Big Cat still on his winning streak?

Mm-hmm. Have you guys thought about tailing? No. Neither? The second I jump in, it's over. It's over, yeah. Do you think that Nicky Smokes should put out his podcast with Hella Griff? Are they doing a podcast together?

They recorded one last week. But that was their first one? Yeah. Great promo if they did. Wow. Couldn't have a better thing, yeah. John Rich should go out there and do some investigative work. Yeah, he should. Who did he do that for last time? Mincy?

I think he... He like tailed Mincy for like investigative work. Yeah, he should. Didn't he do, who did he do that for last time, Mincy? I think he- He like tailed Mincy for like a week. Yeah. Yeah. He's great at it. He should go tail him and Nicky Smokes. He definitely should. He should.

Yeah. Get a glimpse. Pee next to him. Into the life. Of the urinal. I bet that he could get away with it like 100%, especially if Nicky Smokes didn't find out. Do you need two hands on that?

You need a second hand on that cock brother It's looking one hand short. I just want to make sure that if with two hands There's still room for the mouth to get so yeah Because if there's nothing you could shit you could fit four hands on there's nothing poking out of the two hands Now granted, you know, I need a standard woman's hand. Ha ha ha. Hold it like a smash burger in a commercial. Like you're riding a carousel. It's a wide flat dick, like a short stack of pancakes.

Do you think he's been asked that question before based on the response? He must have been. At least a couple times. See, this is unfair. I'm doing it unfairly, because I have bigger hands than most women. But they're probably grabbing that dick like they're picking teams.

But it's just hard to know how much is coming out of the end of it. Smokes, I'd say you got at least a couple of knuckles to work with there. Yeah, half another woman's hand. You're going to another woman's hand. Yeah. You're going to need a third hand. Should I ask him if he's ever had a third hand? Have you ever tried a third hand?

Yeah, yeah. Ask if he's ever slipped his own hand in. And if so, does he go base or tip? Yeah. Or middle? Yeah. To work in concert? Yeah. Picking your ball color and croquet.

Yeah. Ask him if he... Yeah. Curious. What did he say, anything else? He asked about that podcast. If he should put out the podcast? He said they recorded a show on Wednesday before all the shit blew up

He's been posting clips on tik-tok, but low-key nervous to put them on Twitter right now. LOL. Don't be nervous, bro Put him on tik-tok. Yeah, oh, he's fine. I asked if they're doing well on tik-tok Well, I mean obviously Well, yeah, they're fucking destroying Obviously. Well, yeah, they're fucking destroying. No, just that's what his response is gonna be. I mean, yeah, dude, they're better than anything that's ever been done.

Two and a half million views on one button, but the only one other only has like 900,000 likes. Yeah, dude, the clips have changed my life entirely, but I don't know if I should get them on Twitter. Oh, man. Was it electric being in the office after that? Were you just, was it just buzzing? Well, we did the, we shot the basketball tournament after that.

Yeah. Yeah, it was buzzing. Well, it was like the chemistry had changed. How did you know about, how did you know about the drama to bring it up? From the producers network. What does that mean? They have like group chats and like the producers all communicate. And you're part of those chats? I'm like tapped into it. Apparently shit went down before the Yak. Oh. Yelling. Between Nikki

and Anika? A couple other people people were involved it was it's on the Chicago's version of stool scenes Oh, they put it out. Yeah, Viva TV You mean it was on Viva TV 773 that was Hank's idea right club 773. Yeah, I'll be honest that name fucking sucks I don't like that name at all. I like Hank a lot. I think he's a smart guy. I think he fucked up with that name. Viva TV is just... Imagine like chilling with your boys and being like,

yo, I'm gonna pop on some Viva TV. Is that cool with you guys? People watching, bro. Why are you disparaging our fanbase? This is what got Rappable booked. Why do they just call it stool scenes? Because stool scenes is out here. Stool scenes, Chicago. Stool scenes is out here. Stool scenes is out here. Stool scenes is a great name.

Why? It rolls off the tongue better. Alliteration. Instead of Viva TV? But you don't think there's anything tongue in cheek about Viva TV? Viva TV sounds like yippee. Yippee. Woo. How does it sound like that? I don't know.

You just don't like it? Sounds like it would come on after the Rugrats. I'm trying to think of an all the better names. He said one did 200,000 views, the other did 400,000 views. So tell him to put it on Twitter. Tell him I'm going to run his socials from now on. I'd love to get the log in to Nicky Smoke's account. What if you guys did like a wife swap of like your algo versus algo if what do you mean like he gets to run your

YouTube for a week just watch the videos he would like normally watch on YouTube I don't hate it I mean his are probably what it's probably just videos of dudes lifting weights when you get jacked like that, usually that's what your algorithm turns into. It's just jacked dudes. And you go, damn, that guy's form is pretty good. You're commenting. Solid form. Yeah, I'm sure the dudes are not commenting positive things about people's forms. Oh, they are. Or they'll comment zero reps. Not a single rep was counted that day. Like with pushup videos when dudes don't have a good push-up form? I've never understood that. I've never understood how someone who's going for some sort of record

in push-ups or whatever on knowing it's going to be published would not do the right push-ups. I never get that. I mean, what are the wrong push-ups? People just get that. I mean what are the wrong push-ups? People just going halfway. No just going halfway. Yeah. Or same with pull-ups you know a lot of people just do them and on but they post them and they've only gone halfway down. Yeah. Who are you kidding? When Goggins did the pull-up challenge I think he went all the way down. Oh I bet. you know who's also never done a half rep is the the brothers at the playground Those dudes are doing deep reps mm-hmm especially pull-ups especially those boys down in New Orleans

Where they're already second hangs in between their reps they're doing 30 second it is pretty the videos are crazy Yeah, I would love to start watching them They're all kind of just like no, I'm never leaving They're like, I love it here. They're like I've loved not being able to leave this this 10 square foot radius Yeah, you have to say that because you can't project any weakness now But some of them will be like yeah, I'm trying to get the fuck out of here obviously And then others will be like now man. I love this to get the fuck out of here, obviously. And then others will be like, no, man. I love this shit.

And give up this? Give this all up? Like we have to, they're like, does it suck having to turn your head over your shoulder every time a car drives by? And they're like, no, it's just how it is. Probably limited cars going by that neighborhood if the Uber drivers won't even go through.

Yeah, probably. If you hear a car, it's probably a drive-by. Yeah. Spooky as hell. But the Garden District's beautiful down there. Oh yeah beautiful. Incredible Po Boys too. Great at two-phase. Yeah I don't know I feel like I could kind of see it in New Orleans like now that I've now that I know that New Orleans has areas like that it kind of makes sense. Cause like when I was down there, I was like, it's not really that nice here. Like you can tell the city's got,

when we all leave, you can tell this place is going back to bad news quick. At the Super Bowl? As soon as the National Guard moves out. You can tell it's gonna be, shit's gonna get moving fast. Making up for old time, lost time. I wonder what the scammers did during Super Bowl week.

The Scammers? Yeah, who would have been outside but got spooked by the National Guard. They probably just chilled a little week off. No, you don't take the biggest week off. Like that battle during, was it World War I, where they, during the Christmas battle? They like played football.

They stopped and they played, and they sang Christmas carols together. Yeah. Are you familiar with that one? Yeah. That was World War I? I believe so. Wasn't there a rumor that they kicked a soccer ball and played a game of soccer in between the two trenches on Christmas Day? I think so. Isn't that what Rowan just said? To be honest with you, I don't know what's going on. My brain is shutting down right now. Are you getting sick? I don't know what is happening, but I

haven't heard a word that either of you guys have said in like five minutes. And I thought it was because I was getting tired and crashing from the bagels that I ate this morning. No, you're sick. You got the flu. Well, I thought that last time, though, because he and I were recording.

I started feeling really nauseous at the end of it But then I turned it around and I got okay your microbiome is too damn strong. You got it I'm just my I'm sort of like I don't know you got it I'm a little dizzy and I haven't I haven't really been able to focus on what's happening here so I apologize for that understood I walked in and Francis was like I got bagels. Can I talk about this or should we wait? No, no, let me post it first. Okay. Yeah.

It was so funny. Yeah. You're gonna get the flu and it's gonna be bad. Why? Why are you saying that? I'm just saying, I gave out the warning. You just said he's gonna be okay. Now you're telling him he's gonna get the flu? Well, now that he's got the early symptoms.

Yeah, but he beat him last time. His microbiome was great. I will knock on wood. It's different. Telling you this one's special. No, she's telling you. She's nasty. Yeah, my mom told me it was the worst flu in 15 years. That's what they're saying. Last year, and I remember distinctly

from November through April that I had, and I'm not making this up, I had four separate, absolutely debilitating bouts of illness. Colds, flu, whatever. It happened so many times in one cold and flu season that I couldn't understand it. Slightly different every time. I have not had one cold this year.

Really? And we're getting close to being through. I know a ton of people who had the flu last week. And last year I caught mine in like late June. Yeah. I can't remember a cold and flu season I made it through without at least once getting you know a cold. Don't even be saying this is like Jinx and Big Cat 16 and 0 run.

I hadn't gotten the flu like ever until the last couple years I get it every year now. You're not getting your flu shot? Yeah because you're in the office where people are swapping spit like it's their fucking jobs. I'm never here. You're banging three sixths of the Barstool's New York office. Yeah, and you're only like a one-hand type of guy. How has smoke not gotten the flu?

I know. He's got worse. He's got way worse. He probably brought his antibodies. He must be crazy. He's like, chow man, NYU. He looks like one of those mushroom patches in the woods. Yeah. Bubbling. Spot a woods. Yeah. It's bubbling.

Spot a dick. I heard Chicago's doing mandatory STD testing. Yeah. On the basketball court? Yeah. It's like lice checks in middle school. They're just coming and sifting through your pubes with a comb. Sign up for your discharge swab and receive,

went to get, entered for the chance to win a $500 gift card barstool store to the store. Yeah person with the greenest Discharge the most dishonorable discharge. Yeah fucking gross Respect to Nicky smokes though. He LOL my question about his has he ever used a third hand I predict that he's not gonna be happy that we talked about him. Why? I don't think he'll care. What?

Nicky Smokes is the bro. Why would he care about a little? Well he said he was gonna fight me if I tweeted that he was a lady killer. It's gonna be good for content. Yeah, there you go. Wait, he said he was gonna fight you if you tweeted that? He said it.

I joked that I was gonna, he was like, don't tell him, I'm unsending this. And I was like, too late, I already screenshotted him tweeting it. It was a joke. And he said he was gonna come fight him. And heending this and I was like too late. I already screenshotted. I'm tweeting it It's a joke. He said he goes I'd have to square up. He goes stop. I'll have to square up. Oh Man if I mean if anything happen with them out there content We just we just bring him to New York put him under the umbrella if Nikki smokes flu to New York to fight you Just midday

He would be the kind of guy who does it that was a kind of fan I'm like are you online and he would he would phrase it in a way that I wouldn't understand He would one of you guys just get sent through one of these fucking fake walls You get through throwing through the fake door like Kramer. Open up door three. Smokes comes out. I have no idea how I would do in a fight at all. You would beat Nicky Smokes. But this is my point.

Men seem to make. Why? Bigger. Men seem to think that it's obvious. I haven't been in a fight in, I guess, 14 years. Yeah. So I'm a little out of practice. Not that I ever really got the hang of it.

Yeah. No, you would be, I mean, you're athletic though. You know which leg to send your weight from. Yeah, I guess. But if anyone has any experience or training in fighting, that person, I think, almost regardless of size and stuff like that, wins. Am I wrong?

I mean, Nicky Smokes with a bag, you're fucked. What is a bag? Coke. Oh. Do you remember Nicky Smokes' old videos when he in Miami with like the white stuff on the side of his mouth and he's like Fuck you to like people walking out of the stadium. Was he? I think that was old like Coke. Coke Smokes He's a bag boy. Oh a bag piper. Yeah

He's off the bag though. Right. But he was also off the bottle and then he broke sobriety after the slightest inconvenience. No, it was before the slightest inconvenience. He was out for drinks. I took boxing lessons for two months at that place in Dumbo, which by the way is one of the most hallowed boxing gyms in New York. Yes. They've like trained champs I think. Yeah, it was pretty cool.

I've always been under the idea that I would lose every fight I could ever be in. Well that's the best way to live life. I don't know if there's someone I could win against in a fight. Like I remember thinking about that in high school too, like there would be like, I remember like this like little tiny kid

that I went to school with would always piss me off. And I would be like, I think even if it came to fists with him, I think he would beat me. Like, and I was like, I wasn't small. Like I had muscle. But I was still like, I'm so uncoordinated that even though this guy is like five one

and like 130 pounds, I also don't know how well I could take the pain of getting hit in the face. Yeah, that is the problem, right? Being punched in the face is the worst thing ever. Yeah, like I've been slapped in the face. I would rather throw up every, start my day by throwing up every single morning

than get punched like right here, right in the nose. Yeah. It's so bad. It's so fucking bad. Have you guys ever been punched in the nose? Yeah. Your eyes start watering so much that you can't see. It's like driving through a downpour.

I mean, I've been hit in the nose, but never like a full swing to the nose. It's really bad. It's really bad. It doesn't sound good. I got punched in the mouth. Is that hurt as much? My lips split. My gums were split. I always thought the cheek would hurt. I was in so much pain for two weeks after that that I would wake up in the middle of the night

and have to take a leave in order to go back to sleep. And I was taking it before bed. Yeah. So like when it wore off, four to six hours later, I would wake up on command from pain in my mouth. I bet that. And have to take it and then wait till it took hold, which was like 20 minutes before I could go back to sleep. Yeah, that was like my high-conviction.

Those were two weeks. I remember being at a frat party my freshman year. It's nasty, pain in the mouth is the worst. Yeah at a frat party my freshman year. Pain in the mouth is the worst yeah, a frat party freshman year of college and Is when everybody was like pledging fraternities. We're in the basement of a fraternity and these these kids I knew from Northeast Philly were like in full toga so it was actual toga party and one of them started getting in a fight and someone like Like it was like the kind of thing where everybody got

tackled and went to the ground. And I was trying to like get someone off of him. So both of my arms were occupied. I'm like trying to get this guy off of the kid I knew. And I watched the kid like, I watched the kid like crow hop up to me and just plucking him. Shit.

And I just like saw it happen in slow motion as both of my arms are occupied. Just squinting at a dude as he fucking smoked. Damn. That happens in my- My friends said they saw it happen. That happens in my dreams all the time. Yeah. You know, the long coming punch that you can't avoid.

Fuck you. He didn't know what side I was on. He wasn't in a toga. I think that he just was like, it was a free for all fight. And so we just wanted to get a shot on somebody and just fucking some-moke me in my face. It was awesome.

I don't know if I've ever really come that close to having someone punch me in the face. I feel like I've always been pretty good at deescalating. That's good. The only time I've ever been close is I've said before, I've tried to fight, I tried to fight Bo twice. I would, I tried to punch him in the face. Why?

I was angry. By the way, this is how I knew Sass was really sick on Saturday. Cause in the green room room he tried to tell me that Nate, you know Nate, that Nate lives in Maine. No I didn't try to tell him that I told him that. There's no way and he said that he's told me this before. I said there's no chance. I told him I said Nate moved to Maine when we were in middle school going into high school. There's no way I would have known that. I've said it a hundred times. Because I'm from Maine.

Maine's a really small state. Anytime someone mentions Maine, I get excited. I've watched dozens of stories about going up to Maine in high school. If Nate had moved to Maine in high school, I would know him and he would be real, which I still don't know for sure. Did he go to a different high school in Maine or was he commuting to... Yes, he went to Maine high school. He went to... Did he go to Kenny Bunk High School Maine or was he commuting to? Yes, he went to Maine high school. He went to, did he go to Kenny Bunk high school?

Probably, yeah. The Rams? Yeah, I think so. I don't think it was the Rams. They were, maybe it was the Rams. We used to play them, lacrosse. You might've played him, he played lacrosse. No, no, they're different ages.

He would've been a lot younger. He would've been a lot younger. But that's why I don't understand why you said if I knew Nate moved to Maine in high school, I would have known him. Well, because I kept tabs. I kept pretty good tabs on- On the whole state?

Who was coming in, Southern Maine, coastal Maine. It's not really, it's not that big. It's actually, it's one of the biggest. By landmass, by population density, it's very small. Yeah. I'm telling you, now I'm trying to think if I ever ran into Nate. You must have somewhere, getting a lobster or something.

Maybe buying barber. Did he ever go to Portland for dinner? I'm sure. Did he wear overcoats? No. That's only like 15 minutes from him. Maybe 20. But it's 20 minutes from me, but I'm on the other side.

So we could have met in the middle. Yeah, I mean, I had been to Portland. I think I've been to Portland with him. I don't know, but. I went out to a bachelor party in Maine. That's a cool place to do a bachelor party. It was like right on one of the first towns over. It's like a beach town as soon as you get into Maine.

What are the- York or Wells. Maybe. York or Wells. Or maybe one of. York or Wells. Portia, maybe. York or Wells. Or maybe one of those York or Wells. Wells Beach. Yeah. York Beach.

Nah. It wouldn't have been York or Wells. Why? It would have been exactly one of those two. Why not? It just wouldn't have. What's the people like, like what do people in Massachusetts think of Maine people? Well, there's a kinship, I would say.

Well, I lived in Massachusetts my whole life, so I guess I could take this one. I lived in Maine my whole life. So why would you know what Massachusetts people think of Maine people? Because I went to school in Boston and then heard- You went to Harvard. It's not like you went to UMass. I would never claim that shit school. I would never denigrate my achievements.

Being like, well, I know what Massachusetts, I mean, how many people from Massachusetts go to Harvard? How many people from Massachusetts? Like a lot, you'd be surprised. It is a lot. Is it the majority? Of the students from the state of Massachusetts? Is the majority of people that go to Harvard Massachusetts?

No, certainly not. Yeah, exactly. Well, there's no state that comprises the majority of people that go to Harvard, Massachusetts. No, certainly not. Yeah, exactly. Well, there's no state that comprises the majority of the student body. Yeah, there is. You're saying the state that has the most represented kids? Like UMass, majority of the people that go there are probably from Massachusetts.

I see what you mean. Yeah. And he's saying there's no state in Harvard that represents a majority of the kids that go to Harvard. Yeah, that's exactly what I mean, though. That's why I said, why would you go into Harvard? I don't think it gives you an accurate idea of what people from Massachusetts think of people from Maine.

I guess it's just that I spent a lot of time in the two states, whereas you never really went to Maine. I know, I did. I spent much more time in Massachusetts than you spent in Maine. That is absolutely true. Yes. We're so much farther from me getting an answer to my question. As someone who experienced lots of people from Massachusetts and lived there for four

years and was out and about going around going to BC, going to BU, Northeastern, schools that do have big Massachusetts populations, I would ask them, how do you feel about people? You had more interstate relationships than he did. My census taking was far more comprehensive than yours. You know what more people in Massachusetts thought about it, but he had more interstate relationships. You have to give him that.

The four years that I was taking the pulse of how people from Massachusetts felt about people from Maine, you were that when you would have done that, you were in Illinois for a year and then New York. Okay, I know. You never spent the time in Maine that I spent in Massachusetts. I'm from Massachusetts. You're claiming Massachusetts. You're not from Massachusetts. I'm not claiming it. You're kind of claiming it. I'm claiming having done some studies there. He had more interstate relations. Yeah. I guess to answer your question is we thought they sucked. I don't think you really knew us.

I think we did. And I don't even think you really knew your Massachusetts brethren. Oh, I did. Because to me. I know more people from Massachusetts than you by a mile. I wouldn't argue with that. I'm not arguing that,

but I would say that Massachusetts people, main people, the accent, very similar. I think Francis might know more people from Massachusetts. I think that's actually closer than you would think. I bet you have more people. There's literally no way. Because your circles are small and his circles are big. What do you think my circles are small?

You think I don't know people in Massachusetts? I think you knew the people you went to school with. The people I went to school with. So that's already like 1500 people. And he knows, and he went to school with 40,000. You don't know people in college like that. You kept your head down. You stayed in a 10 block radius.

I still grew up in the States. You were one of those kids that wanted to get out though. No, I never did. Yeah, you did, cause you went to Illinois. And then you went to New York. I went to Illinois cause that's where they told me I was going. that wanted to get out though. No, I never did. Yeah, you did because you went to Illinois and then you went to New York. I went to Illinois because that's where they told me I was going. He probably met more people though. Probably not.

Over his four years of college, I bet he met more people than you did in your 18 years. Over my 18 years. Yes. No. Yeah, I agree with that. I don't. I think so because you just, you don't meet that many people when you're a kid. And knowing you now at a time when you should be out,

you know, sort of flourishing and being social and expanding your horizons, I think that pattern has continued. He probably had days of class or days at bar where he met more people than you would an entire year. True. No. You're very introverted, which we love about you.

But I would meet people every year too. I would get into a new class and I would meet those kids. But did you actually get to know them? Yes, way more than you would get to know someone in college. Enough to ask them how they felt about people from Maine is the question. Yeah, we would actually, that was a common question they would ask.

How many people do you think you met in college? Here's what I would say, very simply, I mean, that's a tough question, thousands. Right, and how many people do you think you've met? So you don't think that I met thousands of people? I don't think you've met thousands of people in your life. How many, but what's your number? That would be implying, so if you, the way that what you're saying right now I'm thousands of people I don't know how many of them what's your number that would be implying so if you the way what you're saying right now is that I didn't meet thousands of people when I was growing up in Massachusetts and I didn't meet people now so pretty much

we don't live in Massachusetts now no I'm saying you know I'm saying in New York and Chicago I didn't meet thousands people either so you're saying that in my lifetime I have met less than a thousand people. Maybe. I wouldn't be surprised if that were true. That's not, I mean, it's just, it's just not true. Well, here's what I would also say, right? When, the way that I see it is I met, I mean, I meet people every time I'm on stage.

So like a hundred people. So like this weekend, I met probably 600 people. At least they met me. Well, here's what I would say. They get to know a little bit about me. But every time he does a video, you know it's cool if I tell a little bit about me. But every time he does a video. When I. You know what's cool if I tell a little bit about myself?

I'm gonna start going on stage like that. When I tell people, when people ask me where I'm from and I say Maine. Yeah, you code switch a little bit though. No. You should have seen him this weekend. I actually grew up in Jersey, believe it or not. No, I didn't say I grew up.

Kind of feel like this is my home. I said I was born. I said I was born in Red Bank Regional Hospital. Panda. Sure, a little panda. He had his birth certificate out on stage. Meanwhile, Sass is out there on the fucking keyboard playing Bruce Springsteen.

Walked right out, I was like, you guys know Thunder Road? A screen door slams. Oh shit. Mary's best friends. Oh shit. Wait, really quick. Big breaks, big breaks happening right now. need to we need to tie the knot on this

Okay, when I just say the big break so we could tie the knot Seahawks signing Sam Darnold to three-year hundred million dollar deal Wow and Justin Fields reaching agreement on a two-year forty million dollar deal with it doesn't see what team I Assume the Steelers team. I assume the Steelers. Their receiver core is nuts. Jets fields to jets. Why does it not say that on there? I don't know, bro.

Justin Fields. Fields to the Jets. Okay. Okay. So let's tie it. Let's tie this up. When I tell people that I'm from Maine, SAS, uh, I have never, ever met someone who responded with anything except positivity to that.

For whatever reason, I think it's just the least threatening state. It's a state that everyone has a fond sense of. We're off in our own corner of the country, kind of minding our own business. No one says it's the worst. We're not douchebags. We're not- No one says it's the worst. We're not douchebags. We're not, I am to some degree. Yeah. I might be the biggest douchebag ever from Maine.

That should be a common- I don't agree with that though. I think Maine and Massachusetts are very similar. That's what I'm saying. We have a kinship. That's how this all started. I know a lot of douches from Maine. No, but Massachusetts, it's far more developed.

There's a lot more wealth. There's a lot more- It's definitely douchey. Massive d, but Massachusetts it's far more developed. There's a lot more wealth. There's a lot more. It's much more liberal. Massachusetts is much more liberal than Maine. Yeah, I would say that. That's definitely true. Maine is by and large is wilderness, hunting, fishing. No, it's nobody's least favorite. Every other state probably has a rival where they're the least favorite or people love to shit on New York. People love to shit on New York. We don't have any of our, we don't technically have any of our own sports teams that could create rivalries.

Everybody in Maine roots for Boston, and New England obviously, but like, you know. You're damn near Canadian. Yeah. Yeah. There's really, there's nothing, we're a little bit like the Switzerland of America. Yeah, but I don't know, I would say that you could say that about a couple other states.

Fine, my point being, how does Massachusetts feel about Maine, if at worst, indifferent? Yeah, I would agree with that. That's a walk back from your original assertion. What was my original assertion? You said we think that they're douche bags. I was just making shit up. God damn it.

I've been the main, I've probably been the main six times. Why can't you fucking hold your point? When you unravel it like that, the whole rug comes out from the entire premise. Cause right now I'm just thinking about Sam Darnold, three years, a hundred million dollars. 130, I thought it was. 100.

Oh, I thought you said 130. Good for Sam Darnold. 33 a year. Comeback player of the year. They should probably draft another receiver though. I could see that going completely the wrong way. Oh absolutely. Seahawks will win. They'll be bad this year.

I mean the gate, how do you give up DK Metcalf for a third round pick? Because they didn't want to pay him. They think he's mid. Why did we not take him? Because nobody wants to go to the Patriots bro. I don't understand why. They think he's mid. Why did we not take him? Cause nobody wants to go to the Patriots, bro. When you say we, do you mean the Patriots or the Bills? The Patriots. Right.

Oh, the Bills could have used them though. What do you mean the Patriots or the Giants? I never claimed to be a Patriots fan, ever. You bet we could find some photos? Nope. Yeah. I left my Drew Bledsoe jersey on a flight when I was seven. On purpose just to distance himself.

And that was the end of that. For a Phil Simms. Did you claim the Giants? Yes. Wholeheartedly. Such like a man-kid thing to do. No, my family's from New Jersey. We moved there when I was three. We imported that one allegiance because my father, whom I love, He was probably a big Giants fan. was a Giants fan. I'm actually not that different from you guys, believe it or not.

I would sit on the couch with my dad and we would watch Giants games and he would say, someday you will inherit this allegiance. That's why you were in the blue today, Giants blue. Are you pissed? I said, are you pissed that that was the team that you had to inherit blue today, John. Are you pissed? Hmm? I said, are you pissed that that was the team

that you had to inherit? No, we won two Super Bowls against the Patriots. True. Yeah, I guess... During my formative years. We beat the Patriots, too. Yeah. I guess we beat Mahomes and Brady.

Huh. Crazy. No, not really. I mean, it's not like you had the same quarterback that beat Mahomes and Brady. What an unbelievable reach that is. Why? It's his team. Who cares what the...

Well, beating Mahomes and Brady's would be a great accomplishment from the same quarterback. It's the same team. My team beat both of them. His team. Your team changes every year. He said... So what? I root for the team, I don't root for the players. So did the Patriots. Yeah, but like Brady won six Super Bowls with New England.

So it's like... And we beat Mahomes and Brady. Like the caught one. You could never say that, you just could never say that. That we beat Mahomes and Brady? Yeah. Well, we beat Mahomes twice. Right, you didn't beat Mahomes and Brady.

We beat the Eagles plenty of times. I mean, move the goalposts all you want. Eli Manning beat Tom Brady twice. He did, yes. Yeah, that's great. Thesepost all you want. Eli Manning beat Tom Brady twice. He did, yes. Yeah, that's great. These are better accomplishments than you're at. Eli Manning got lucky. Eli Manning. Twice.

Eli Manning. Elon, Elon Musk-ing? Damn. All right, all right, feel good? By the way, it is funny that you say that because I think I said something on the pod about being, or somewhere, I don't know where I said it. I said it when I was doing my Seafood Tower video,

or my lobster video about being from Maine. Yeah. And I must've said born and raised, which is funny to me to say that, because I have admitted that I'm from New Jersey. I would never in a million years be like, you're not from Maine, stop saying that. No, I know, but people did.

People did. Yeah, that's more lunatics. And it's sort of like the big cat thing. Yeah. But here's the deal. I don't give a flying fuck. It's a little different from that. I was born in New Jersey.

I don't remember a single day of living there. Yeah. Except one day actually we went to get matchbox cars. Is it just that it's not fun to claim New Jersey? I don't care. No one wants to claim Jersey. I do remember. Rogan doesn't. When we moved to Maine. Is he from there? Yeah. Really? Yeah. Rogan also he used to do a move that you should think about. Is he from Jersey? Especially with Sass always flaking, bringing an extra opener.

So Coco can show up. I think Rogan's from Massachusetts. I thought that. I think his family lives in Jersey. Oh really? But I don't think he talks to his family. So you don't remember when this whole thing happened a couple years ago? I don't know anything about that.

When his old family who he hasn't talked to in like decades So once that our friends with Jersey Jerry like reached like started posting videos being like Joe Don't make us open up Pandora's box Yeah, he knows them yes like those I think you don't remember this It's like a bad two years ago. Maybe I don't remember that oh, yeah, and I just think I think Rogan Just never he was just like yeah, those people are fucking lunatics smoke says what would that entail sounds like a funny idea What adding a third hand no no you running his socials? Oh? Sounds like a third sounds like a great idea.

Let me hear more. Here, I've been thinking about getting a third explain that explain what that would entail. Where would it go? I guess there is room now that I think about it. Would I interlace the fingers like I'm leaving some hollow bread? Oh, man. Did you hear about publicity having triplets with Myron from Fresh and Fit? No. Yeah. Is that a real sentence that you just said? I don't know what any part of it, except I know publicity, she worked here. Do you know Fresh and Fit? No, I would have thought that was a sponsor of our podcast.

Were you here when publicity was here? No. Really? Overlap. No. You guys would have liked each other? I genuinely think you would. I don't know. I can see Francis going out to dinner with publicity. I can see it too. Just to talk shit.

No. Unfortunately. You're more of a shit talker than I am. You're more of a shit talker than I am. Unfortunately, yes. You're more of a shit talker than I am. I don't talk any shit about anybody. That is insane. That's insane that you would say that I do disagree. You talk shit about, that's how I knew about the two girls fighting in Chicago. From SASS.

That's how I found out about all of that was from SASS. I was like breaking news. You said did you hear what these cunts said to each other? No, I did not I could show the time now actually don't know if I've ever said that word I have this you've typed it I have the fucking screenshots pose my friend's bra right now post the screenshots then I don't care if I just pulled them out Of my bra you guys been watching white lotus. No, of course well and Goggins People are talking shit about this season.

I think it's going to shape up to be a... What the fuck are people talking about? That's why I had all these episodes. These next couple episodes got me on my toes. Severance, I will say. Sucks. We've lost the plot a little bit there. We've lost the plot a little bit.

There is no plot. They are... unless there is some unbelievable aligning of so many different Confusing mysteries. It's because still is just drunk at the Knicks game Dude the last two episodes just didn't you could have just not watched the most the most recent one I actually didn't mind the one before that made me angry. Oh, I thought the last two I thought both of them really I thought the last one specifically was bad. Okay, spoiler alert, spoiler alert, fast forward two minutes. Finding out that Cobell drew up the plans for Lumen was a pretty big piece that informed her character, I thought. Yeah, I thought so too, but then I was kind of like, who gives a fuck? Well,

she's going to be supposed to get written off the show. Now she's gonna be a soldier who gets Mark and finds a way to make him a little more aware of shit, my guess. Maybe. The gem of stuff with the doors and the doctor who's the dentist, all of that was fucking useless.

Nuts. But I guess it's gonna come out that what, like they buy dead bodies or some shit and they make them into you The thing is is I refuse to go like look up theories I'm not gonna go look up on reddit and try to figure out that's just what I assumed was because I don't Really want to know what it all means Until they tell me Sorry, that's okay

until they tell me. Sorry. That's okay. That's it, we're done. Have you watched, you haven't watched White Lotus at all though? No, not yet. Watch it. Or save it because it's starting to get, I'm ready.

I could see you getting cast on White Lotus within the next three years. I'm gonna speak that into, I'm gonna manifest that. I could see it. I don't know where my journey leads. I'm gonna manifest speak that into, I'm going to manifest that. I can see it. I don't know where my journey leads. I'm going to manifest that for you. Mike White, we need Francis on White Lotus. Think about it.

Think about where he would fit in. You would be a good vacation guest. People are starting to get a little, in my life, the people who believe in me and have been very bullish on my career are starting to get a little antsy about me. I'll tell you that much. No. They're like, dude, you need to pick a fucking lane.

You got too many balls in the air. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna stand up? Are you a fucking podcaster? Are you a writer? Are you an actor? Figure it out. I feel like there's a lot of people who do all of those things. I think you have to do all of those. If you just do one of those things, you're fucked. Yeah, except that I've been trying to wait for the universe to tell me which one to fucking focus on and there haven't been many signs. I don't know bro, but maybe you need to do steak competitions. I'm just going to keep letting you be absolutely mid

at each and every one of those things. Let's do another steak competition. Yeah, we'll do something like that. That'd be fun. I'm going to be in Vancouver this weekend. Five shows. What? Canada?

Yes. Oh my god, bro. You have to bring home some. I agree. Yeah. For sure. For sure, bro. Please bring home somebody.

I'll definitely hook you up. There's an awesome late night dim someplace in Toronto. Definitely gonna get that. Some dim sum in I agree. You really should go. I'm gonna be by myself out there. Really? Yes.

No, you're not, bro. MOOC doesn't have a passport? No, MOOC's not going. The bus trip is too far. Mook had to take the weekend off. Sucks. Mook was like, I think I'm going to take the couple next ones off. Kind of just want to like get back to home base for a little bit. And I was like, I want to do that so bad. He's like, I see how much people are fucking in the Chicago office. I want to be home more. Looking to get the next three. Looking to get the three on everybody's saying why not me yeah, why not me to get a three in a row Pete? Three handed dragon all right all right. We'll see you guys on Thursday. Goodbye Music I looked older, till you came around.

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