Son of a Boy Dad - Try Not to Worship Challenge - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 102

Episode Date: February 22, 2023

Rone has a new look, Sas is Skate from State Farm, inhaling cigar smoke is criminal, anything that involves performing on stage is lame, don't get caught in a cypher, and we are only in this podcasting game to spread joy. Also we might be having a live show soon in Austin? Rone just found out about it. Buy Rone's rap battle PPV this weekend. Ads: Gametime Download the Gametime app or go to gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BOYDAD for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply) Factor Go to https://barstool.link/FactorBOYDAD and use code SON50 to get 50% off your first box Sportsbook Must be 21+ Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLERYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/sonofaboydad

Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What is up, everybody? Welcome back to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today it is Tuesday, February 21st, I believe. That sounds about right. Because it is about right.

It's bonus season. It is, yeah, except I didn't get a bonus. Did you? No. No, they come tomorrow, everyone says. Everybody in the office is in a tizzy about it. Well, because it said, we got an email saying they come on Tuesday, and it's Tuesday, no bonus. I was up at midnight checking my bank account.

Same. Yeah. I need this. Dude, you think they hit at midnight? That's what I thought was gonna happen I hope they don't hit in like the midday tomorrow That would be so shitty I was telling them I need something to be angry about

What do you mean? I don't know I feel like I'm gonna get way less than I got last year Oh really? You did get I mean well you got six figures last year Yeah 100k

That was after tax too Yeah And New York taxes are crazy So it was really like 250k yeah and you got like the last 40 to yourself yeah like i did that math real quick right there yeah pretty solid thanks bro i can't do a rubik's cube but was that an ad that's good that was a product placement that's good shit also where did you go to put the receipt on the diet coke naya oh yes of course the the garlic a little too garlicky garlicky today you're gonna be

burping up garlic for a fucking yeah i didn't eat a lot of it because i was like yeah you're gonna be like the hindenburg i don't really like it that much to be honest but you get it all the time because it's close takes like three minutes yeah it's good in theory but a little bit too much cucumbers for me oh i like cucumbers a lot i actually order it with cucumbers really because i think they're icky i love them i say give me the cucumbers give me all of them really greedy greedy boy yeah very you know what's crazy when you you order Naya, there's like 75 toppings to pick from. And there's an option that says all toppings. You can't imagine what that looks like. There's shit that you do not want mixed in together.

Oh, definitely. On there. Like banana peppers and like cheese and like hummus and olives, tomatoes. We've already established ourselves as an anti-cheese show. Yeah, very much so that after we talked about that last week i just noticed how much cheese i eat really i don't think i've eaten cheese since it's just on everything no i don't think i've had cheese since you haven't gotten like a salad with cheese on it or like a sandwich with cheese on it or like

a pizza with cheese on it or like a mac and cheese or anything nothing yeah i think i've had all of those things since we talked about it. I don't know what I've eaten. I don't even remember what I ate for dinner last. Oh, last night I had a burrito bowl. No cheese. Really? Yeah.

Specifically asked, no cheese. Really? Yeah. From Chipotle? No. A little hidden gem in the village. Don't, don't gay keep. I believe it's called.

Qdoba. I believe it's called Dosdoba I believe it's called Dos Dos Toros Yeah Little hidden gem The least hidden gem It is good

Massive chain And the best queso Of all time Yeah it's really good food Wait oh you didn't get the queso No That's like what they're famous for Is their queso

I get the burrito bowl Ah fair enough But it is delicious food It is absolutely fantastic I did have a bacon And cheese though Yikes I also lied I did have a bacon A and cheese, though. Yikes. I also lied.

I did get cheese in the burrito bowl. Yeah. Why would you lie, bro? Just say that you didn't. Just felt like it. You didn't. Demon time. This guy's fucking out of his mind.

I think that. We got new puffy things. Yeah, these are nice, right? Because they smell new. They don't smell like bad breath. They will. Once we're done with things. Yeah, these are nice, right? Because they smell new. They don't smell like bad breath. They will. Once we're done with them. Yeah.

Once we're done with our stinky ass vape breaths on these fucking bitches. Stinky breath. Coffee breath, Diet Coke breath. I saw Shane the other night.

He said I had bad breath. What? Yeah. Where at? Just around. Just on the street? Smelled you from a mile away. Just saw him at one of the clubs, bro.

Is that sass coming off the block? Or pig pen? I see a black cloud of stink coming out of his mouth. No, I saw him like last week. Right after you guys got back from the Super Bowl. And he said, what, your breath is stinky? Yeah, and I said, does it smell like shit? And he said, yeah.

I had been drinking. I had a, yeah. I had been drinking. I had a couple beers. I had beer breath. Yeah. Mixed with some shit that I ate. You know what I learned in this battle, researching this battle rap against this Korean dude? I was researching Korean culture, and they said that they brush their teeth after every meal. Yeah, I mean, it's not a bad idea.

It's a great idea dude i don't even think it's like eating like eating i don't even think makes my breath smell bad i think it's just like when you don't talk for like two hours yeah and then it's just all building up in there the coffee and energy drinks that you lay on your tongue like those fucking disgusting chemical mixtures that you're just sitting down on your tongue and it just sits there i don't think red bull said i mean coffee is way worse than Red Bull for breath. Coffee is the worst thing that can happen. Yeah.

Or like cigarettes. Those are like, those kind of go hand in hand. Yeah. It leaves like the same taste in your mouth. It's disgusting. Yeah.

And it's like, you can't get it off. I try to brush my teeth after I smoke weed too. Yeah, it's probably a good thing. I do. I try, I try to like, anytime I like smoke a cigar

or like, I haven't smoked a cigarette in fucking years, but when I used to smoke cigarettes. And you can quit too. Just quitteeth.com. Like when I like smoke a cigar or like I haven't smoked a cigarette in fucking years. But when I used to smoke cigarettes. And you can quit too. Just quit.com. Like when I used to, like if I was drunk or something and I would smoke a cigarette. Dude, you can't get that taste out of your mouth for like four days.

And it sticks to like your lip around your mouth. Your fingers smell like cigarettes. I literally bring around like lotion so I can like just wipe my face off with lotion. Wipe my hands off with lotion. Like holding anything that's smoking is foul. Yeah, weed stinks up everything. Cigars destroy everything they touch. Where are you smoking cigars?

What are you doing smoking cigars? Last time I smoked a cigar was probably with Mook in Austin. And then I almost threw up and I was like, I'm done with that. Yeah. Well, because we did. We went to a cigar lounge in Phoenix and that was really fun. And I smoked a full cigar and I was like, this was all. Well, because we did. We went to a cigar lounge in Phoenix and that was really fun. And I smoked a full cigar and I was like,

this was all, like I like cigars. Did you go during the daytime to the cigar lounge? No, we went at night. And then we tried to run it back in Austin and it just wasn't, wasn't fun.

Cigar lounges are interesting fucking places though. They're very interesting places. Big leather chairs like these ones. Yeah, I mean, they had the torches. I remember I wanted to steal one of the torches, but was like i have to fly in like five hours what am i gonna do steal this for five hours and then throw it away in tsa it'd be worth the thrill yeah they

have some like golf magazines yeah laid out and it was one of the ones where you like go in and it's literally like a cigar shop and you go and you like pick out what cigar you want then you bring it over to the account like the bar there's a dozen of those like right off the block here in New York. And you'll walk by in the daytime and there's like four guys sitting around in like the four big chairs, all different ethnicities and backgrounds. And they're just enjoying a cigar together, watching a sporting event that has no business being on TV in the middle of the day. But I think there's a vibe to it. I think it's like a classy vibe. I tried to work in a cigar shop when I was right out of college.

That's a terrible idea. Why? Because you smell like cigars all the time. Who gives a fuck? I think cigars are the nicest smelling of all the smoke. And it's like being around the smoke

is different than putting... Isn't that the whole point of them? That they smell nice. Yeah. And they taste good. I don't think people are getting like a head buzz off of it. No.

Everyone always talks about I get high off of cigars. I don't understand. Do they inhale it? I guess people are getting like a head buzz off of it no everyone always talks about go i got i get high off of cigars i don't know do they inhale it i guess you're not supposed to inhale it yeah that's a you ever inhaled a cigar it's terrible it feels like someone's shoving their hands down your lungs and like screw scraping all around i'd rather wrap my mouth around an exhaust pipe than to inhale inhaling cigar smoke is tough I'd rather work in a coal mine than inhale cigar smoke. It is preposterous, but that must have just been like coal miners who were just like

inhaling toxic fumes for 24 hours a day. Just be like, this is fucking nothing. Yeah. This is light to me. But it's like if you smoke like a black and mild, it's not very harsh on the lungs. A real cigar is like whoo. Especially a dark cigar yeah a robusto yeah you get yourself a robusto hurts your lungs yeah i don't know why they even started

doing that have you ever seen guys like roll cigars on the streets in like miami or anything like that no isn't there a place like right here that does that yeah they roll right across the street yeah and it's like a fucking it feels like you're walking into the Dominican Republic. Like in the back, it's like, I don't want to say a sweatshop, but people are crammed in their hand rolling cigars with just loose paper that they're stuffing in. Rolling a cigar has got to be tough. Yeah. Especially like a big, dumb, fat cigar.

Yeah. By hand. Yeah. That's got to be hard to do. Rolling a blunt on the other hand, that's second nature. That's some shit i was born to do speaking of austin we might be doing a live show in austin who is you and me i heard the rumors i told you about this let's go i'm in well yeah you better be because i think

we're done i think we signed in on it i think the name is already on the post when is it uh april april what i don't know well tell me now i don't know the date it's not nothing nothing's official We signed in on it. When is it? The name's already on the post. When is it? April. April what? I don't know. Well, tell me now. I don't know the date. It's not, nothing's official yet. I thought you knew.

I did. No, I'm going to Moon Tower to do stand up, but we got an offer to do it for our podcast as well. Nice, dude. I told you, you know this. Yes, I know this. I know this. I know this. I know this.

I think this is on the record, too. It's one of those things that's easy to say yes to but I don't know the specifics of it it's probably the only time I've reached out to you the only time you've ever texted me back hey sass how are you doing man I just wanted to check on you

I've never once gotten that message from who? you that's never i've never once gotten that message from who you that's not true um and i'm always i'm literally always checking in on you but yeah and your only way to check back on me is to show me pictures of like fat people that look like me i did send you a picture yeah that guy wasn't it't the, his face looked like you. But you said his face was his fattest part. No, you said that. And then I said, no.

You said, you said he even has the same fat face as me. Yeah. And I said, no, his face is way fatter. Which was nice of you to say, but not true at all. I kept on turning around. I was like, holy shit, is that Roan? The dude in Boston. Remember we saw that dude in Boston? Fat faced, ugly bastard.

No, he looked exactly like Roan. Wearing the exact same clothes as him. I think he was trying to jack your style. I know. I respect that. Too bad I got a new style now. Inside-out shirt, beanie. Inside-out shirt, yeah. You look like B-Rabbit. I look like the lead singer of

Sum 41. It looks like something that I would wear. I know. Are you jealous? are you trying to jack my style i gotta i had to bring out the fucking bright red sweatshirt today just yeah to unjack the style unfortunate event today unjackable style well i brought my laundry i brought all my lawn i cleaned my room yesterday i brought all my laundry to a mat yeah and usually usually the place i go they're like okay that'll be ready at like 10 a.m. tomorrow. And then I brought it at like five and they're like, it's gonna be ready at like five tomorrow. So I was like, fuck. They fucked you.

So now I'm wearing a pair of underwear that's too small. A shirt that's too small and a sweatshirt that I don't really like wearing that often. Is the underwear pinching your balls or your waist? Waist. That's the worst. It's always too small in the waist guess that love handle like a fucking mushroom yeah cinches it in and like the fucking fat just blubbers out the side not a good feeling i'm very comfortable right now i can't make i can't believe they make that elastic that strong that it can pinch in a man from both sides so i just think it's not for it's probably just the wrong size yeah that's also that's how i feel every time i wear

like boxer briefs that's why every time I wear boxer briefs. That's why I don't wear boxer briefs. Because they're not for big boys like you. No, I like to wear boxers. Yes, something that's flowing. Yes. Loose. Red, orange, and yellow are the worst colors.

Yeah. We've gone through this. Best known. Mook. Mook, I don't mean nothing by it I'm just saying Mook's got them all on right now Mook you would never

you wouldn't wear an orange shirt yeah you would you would yeah I don't give a fuck yeah legend I'll look crazy if I gotta look crazy

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man how come you quit dude i've been doing stand-up more right now than i ever have in my life how'd that audition go uh went really well fucking murdered did it no i actually was like i i was pretty nervous you want to say what it was for not really no we'll just say that there was a big audition i mean it'll be like it's not like a big it's not i don't think it has to be like a secret but i was auditioning for yeah something stand up it doesn't have to be a secret but you're gonna keep it well i wouldn't have i was for jfl new faces holy shit bro yeah and uh but that's like this audition is not really like a big like this one is pretty much to see like so you send

in a tape and then you do your audition and then if that that audition is pretty much like there's a lot of people audition like there's like i think the standard four shows those shows at new york comedy club there were shows at west side comedy club like all around the city and then also everywhere else in the country and other countries too probably and um did you win so so like there's one so you send in a tape if your tape is like mediocre at least they get they get they let you go to the second audition and then the second audition i from what i've heard it's pretty much to see like if you can do stand-up which a surprising amount of people that audition can't they're just going for it yeah they've like it's like their first time being on stage and then i think the next audition is

like the last one and that's the one that like really but i you have to get called back so i don't know if i'm gonna get called back but i hope i do that's kind of lit though yeah it went very well where was it at At the stand? Yeah. And you, how'd you do compared to your peers? I only knew one dude on the lineup. And he did well. We both did very well. But I'm saying, how did you do compared to the other people?

I'm not saying, who did you know? Well, I don't want to, I don't know. You did well. Yeah, I did well. Good. That's all I'll say. Fuck yeah, bro. That has me fired up. I also was in a meeting today and they were like, Lil Sass is pitching a bunch of names

for us to hire at Barstool Sports. I think I did. I recommended another person. Yeah? Like last week. But not like a comedian, like a YouTube account. Really? Yeah.

Gaz kind of made it seem like you gave him a list of comedian names from New York to head up up new york comedy you know how new york's going to be comedy oh yeah yeah i mean no i definitely like i i recommended like two people maybe and then i recommended someone the other week to gaz when everyone was in phoenix to make it seem like i was still working a powerpoint presentation yeah one name like yeah i think i was laying in bed and i was like i should do something um what's crazy is that is work it's bullshit but like you could just be like yeah i made a recommendation to my boss for some yeah like you could dress that up as work and it's someone who i've meant i've been meaning to tell gas about because i think that they would do very well here interesting yeah i just but it's not a as work. And it's someone who I've meant, I've been meaning to tell Gaz about, because I think that they would do very well here.

Interesting. Yeah. I just, but it's not a New York comedian. It's not like someone you've, I don't even know where they live. I don't know. They don't even know that I recommended them.

Since New York's going to be comedy and Chicago is going to be sports. I keep on getting super bummed out for Nick and KB that they can't be funny anymore. Yeah. They're getting, I think they're getting their own studio, though. A studio? Yeah. That's fucking sick. Pretty cool. That is. They'll be able

to break down all the parlays and fucking statistics about the sports they're talking about. They were saying that you're going to go to Chicago now because Pat Bev's going. No, bro. Yeah. I like comedy still. Big Cat said that he was going to pay Pat 30 million dollars to stay in Chicago so that you would have to go to Chicago. Damn, bro.

I wonder if that's a good investment by Big Cat. You think you'll go to Chicago a lot? I mean, you can go in like, earlier this year I went in a day. Like, I flew out in the morning and flew back at night. Yeah, that sounds terrible. Didn't suck that bad. Honestly. It really didn't suck that bad. I flew to LaGuardia.

Didn't suck that bad? It sucked. Don't get me wrong. Yeah, I would never do that. I'd rather like wake up at like 4 a.m. and fly back. Really? I've always been like that. Like rather than fly at night.

But there's like a 7 o'clock flight that I caught Like I flew out at like maybe 10 in the morning And then a 7 o'clock flight back But I'm always like I would rather lay in bed And like sleep for like 5 hours And then just wake up early as fuck Cause I'm fine being tired at night I hate having stuff to do at night though

Like late like traveling But a 7 o'clock flight bro You just bring the clothes on your back I went through the airport with nothing, right? What were you out there for? Oh, for that competition. Did you go for the upfronts in Chicago? I did not.

Francis? No, I think it was just Big Cat, Erica, fights. Huh, interesting. They sent a comedy guy out there. Yeah. Does it make sense? Yeah, they did. I got a meeting with gas tomorrow it just says brainstorm that's what i got sucked in on today honestly i they were just like you have time to get do come into this meeting and they were like actually i'm

not gonna say yeah i got i've had this i've had this like two weeks notice so i should probably come up with some shit to say. They're doing it with everyone. I mean, I've got shit. I've got so many ideas. They asked what we should do with the office, and I said that we should turn it all into lofts so we can have twice as much room. Just chop it all in half. Like you might have to duck down a little bit. We should get some bunks here too.

Bunks and lofts. Yeah. So people can sleep here. I think that they should get a ton more video game set up that's what like they do in like like the optic houses and like the phase houses and all that shit yeah they literally just like sleep with like 20 dudes in a room and they wake up they wake up and just stream like all of them you know some dude is like very quietly like oh yeah yeah beating off like that's like what they do what is they that's what phase does is they beat off together yeah i mean i'm sure that's probably not

the same now because now all those people for some reason some reason have like 10 billion dollars each i know streaming is like the richest people on earth streaming is the easiest way to become the richest person within like two months it's like, you don't even need to have a lot of viewers. No one does. Dude, the top dudes must be making over 100k a day. How much do you think Kai Sinat makes? I don't even know who that is.

Yeah, you do, bro. What is with this lotion? This is not something that you just did before today. You're like, I always carry lotion around with me. Of course I do, bro. No, you don't. No, you don't. It's because I never picked that up.

You've never done that before. What are you talking about, bro? It smells really strong, too. Really good, right? Way too strong. Try some. I'm good. Why?

You're dewy enough as it is? Bro, I wish I had sweatpants on or some shit. I'm so uncomfortable right now. You look like a goof, bro. You look like you're about to go apply for a middle management job and then you got offered. I look like fucking Jake from State Farm with this fit on. Yeah, you do. You look like Skate from State Farm.

Jake's skater son. Yeah, Jake's cool ass son. Yeah, you do. Who doesn't smoke weed, but he looks like he might. Yeah, who smokes legal strains of delta 8 he smokes clear ludo vape bars instead yeah but he gets toasted 5% nicotine and he fucking bullies the shit out of the kid with a learning disability on the bus i don't do that yeah you do bro i don't take the you're a bully no way yes you are i'm not what i haven't get into bully mode

bully mode on a playstation i know that's what i mean that's where it starts that shit's bringing out the worst in me saying some bad things saying terrible things someone's gonna someone's gonna get it someone's gonna like screen record me in game chat yeah um it'd be like holy shit that's that dude from barstool who just called me a lot of slurs online. Which one? What do they rhyme with? Everything, bro. I got them all.

I got a list that I keep next to my PlayStation. Does it rhyme with- I run through them. Creative slurs. How to curse in different languages. No, I don't. Where are you from, brother? Look it up.

I'm doing crowd work in proximity chat yeah bro that proximity chat shit is dangerous bro i don't do we don't actually don't do the proximity anymore that that's what sunk m rags yeah yeah we uh why don't you do it anymore too dangerous no because i don't know no one wants to hear about this no one wants to hear about my fucking war zone of course they do that's one of the it replaced weightlifting as part of the one of the themes of this show well i've always played video games bro i haven't always lifted weights yeah clearly haven't lifted weights in a while i should get back into it though it's okay he'll be able to layer out for a couple more months yeah i know i was thinking about that but me and and Francis are going to San Fran. I just started losing weight.

Because if I'm going to be rocking a t-shirt... In San Fran? Yeah. It's going to be cold out there. You think? In April? Late April? San Fran is cold. Really?

Yes. Alright, never mind. You're good to go. Couple more months. You thought that you were going to be in some spaghetti straps? I thought we were going to be like going swimming in the ocean and shit. Yeah. Hell no.

It's cold out there? Even the ocean is, I think, pretty cold. Really? And yeah, I don't think it's- In San Fran? Yes. West Coast? You think the whole West Coast is hot?

Yeah. No, just SoCal. Just SoCal? San Fran isn't. Damn. Let's look up San Fran's climate in April. That's crazy. Live, you learn.

Austin will be hot when we go there. That's one of the only places we go to Austin. It's always hot. You know we're going to Austin, right? Dude, tell me the date. I'm trying to plan a pop punk show in Chile. KFC and Fights are doing Paramount Theater. What's that?

For Moon Tower. What is that? It's a theater. Is it big? Yeah. How many people? It's like's like over a thousand oh so we could easily do that no we're not doing that we're doing fucking creek in the cave or something yeah we're doing a club i don't want to do a live podcast in a theater that would be so like they're there's like they have like one of the only live podcasts that i've seen like work super well because they have all those like segments and shit like they can do like the listener voicemails the videos that they pre-make and stuff also we go up there and work so hard on that shit dude he just is grinding to make

uh like some crazy slideshow happen like you go up there and talk like you would in like a normal podcast and then everyone's just looking at you straight face and you're like holy shit this is we have nothing yeah what are we gonna do i don't know i was talking about that with uh chris o'connor two days ago you think he wants to do it instead no no he was at they were actually just in austin doing a live podcast how did it go he said it went well yeah he said they like he said they don't even really do like the podcast they just do like 30 minutes of stand-up each and then they go up on stage together and like talk so i need 30 minutes to stand up no why not because we won't do it that way you don't think it's that hard you think it's that hard we'll just do a full hour you think it's that hard to do 30 minutes to stand up no i just wrote a rap battle i feel like that's i mean yeah you

could probably write 30 minutes of stand-up but it's like you don't know if all the jokes are gonna work i'll practice them in my head that's how it is with these rap battles bro i i like do they have like rap battle open mics uh no well i mean they have like freestyle rap battles i mean that's kind of how early rap battles were like you were just like you stepped to sell yeah you just pull up start rhyming on them yeah that's really how my first rap battle went i just like was like you step to sell yeah yeah you just pull up start rhyming on them yeah that's really how my first rap out of when i just like was like you want to you trying to rap yeah i just rapped at a dude you're talking so much shit bro let's rhyme see if you're talking that shit after i fucking rhyme after we singing singing each other's faces i'm gonna sing at you bro so hard

you don't even know what's gonna happen this poetic rhythm's about to knock you off your fucking feet this one's gonna throw you for a fucking loop dude this is some iambic pentameter that i'm gonna hit you with like shakespeare not to go back on eight mile but that scene in fucking in eight mile or where uh where that's a bingo of five straight episodes i mean dude you gotta i mean every time we talk about rap battle that's the only thing i know but when when she's like she's like ordering we've talked about this before when she's like ordering the food at the truck and she all of a sudden she's like man i hate eating all this food and like a circle like forms around her

is that what it used to be like no i don't think it was ever like i don't know bro i never worked in an attire factory where it wasn't a tire really or present steel i never worked in a steel steel present factory like that but uh probably i mean i've been in i've been in cypress before where everybody just fucking everybody just rhymes with his fucking nerdiest shit to do let's talk about Factor yes brother fuel up with fast ready to eat nutritious meals delivered straight to your door leaving you time

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13%. Pat's day said to this dude, the source one time he was like, you come home all awkwardly hyper, like, sorry babe I got caught in a cypher That is so funny Dude, all of this shit Is like, anything that you

Do on like a Stage is like, it's pretty Lame if you think about it Like dude, the most like the straightest thing you can do is just work in a cubicle and mind your own business like me going up on stage being like hopefully i can make people laugh it's so self-serving lamest shit of all time or it's just so insecure yeah like maybe if they laugh they'll think i'm funny so i'll think i'm funny yeah it's like maybe i'll like myself if I can make these

strangers laugh at me. No one's going up there being like, I just hope they laugh, man. I just hope they have fun. You're like, no, I need to do well. Yeah, exactly. Did I kill? Yeah, everybody had a pretty good night. That's not what matters. Was I the best of the night?

That's definitely never been your response. How was your show tonight? Seems like they all had a good time yeah i'm just happy that i'm providing laughs that's like everyone like when comedians get really big they're all like man i just want to spread joy in the world it's like no dude you want to go up in an arena and be like that have people be like that's the funniest dude in the world yeah or like even i've seen uh tiktokers recently people were like why don't you like offer something with your platform like for the world? They're like, I do. I make people, I bring joy.

I make people laugh. It's like, no, dude, you, when you watch the TikTok that's funny, you're like. And then they're like, I just created so much joy for that person. Yeah. That person's brain is literally mashed potatoes and they haven't had a thought in four hours. You did a fake knockout prank in the hood. You're not creating joy for people. You're preying on the fucking impoverished.

It's pretty tough to create joy, like genuine joy for people unless you're like giving them money. Yeah. Right? Yeah. I mean, like a child dancing or some shit like that. I'm trying to think of something that's like purely joyful. That would last more than like an hour. Oh, after an hour yeah joy joy lasts for 10 seconds i mean i guess going to like a really good show now yeah after that you're like no that was fucking

awesome for a good day or like watching a really good movie after you finish a really good movie and then you're looking up movies like that movie but do you think that that lasts for that much after after it's done i saw someone go up on uh saturday at the stand and i was in tears laughing and i thought about it for like 24 hours after yeah i was like that was so fucking funny how can i copy that without them knowing yeah how can i do how do i kind of copy that? What was funny about those jokes that I can steal and make one of my premises? It was really good. It was Maddie Wiener.

Oh, really? Yeah. You probably don't. I don't know if you know her. Jewish girl? I don't know. I don't know. I thought it was a dude at first until you said her.

No, no, no. Maddie Wiener. She's really good. I was like, I haven't seen someone like kill like that at the stand in like months. No way. Next up. She's already gotten like JFL and all that stuff. Do you want to have her on Son of a Boy?

Do you want to ask if she'll be on Son of a Boy, that podcast? Yeah, sure. Okay, cool. I like that you think women are funny, bro. I think that's one of your most endearing characteristics. Thank you. I think it's whack when people don't think women are funny. Dope. I like that you think women are funny, bro. I think that's one of your most endearing characteristics. Thank you. I think it's whack when people don't think women are funny. Thank you.

Or even when people are like, you're on my top five female comedians list. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or when they see a woman, like a funny clip on social media and they're like, okay, not all women are bad. And it's like, dude, no, that's just like the first women comedian you've seen. Yeah, you just don't seek it out because you just want someone who looks exactly like you. Yeah. I saw a black comedian the other day, obviously on TikTok, saying that if Mexican dudes had done slavery, they would have finished in two years. I think I saw that too.

I actually did see that. I did see that. I don't know where i saw that who made that joke i don't know fuck because i saw that too and i remember thinking it was like really fucking funny i was dying yeah bro that's the kind of racism i can get behind fuck we gotta figure out who said that so we can so we can credit them on our massive platform it says uh this will probably change their life. Hashtag stand-up comedy. Hashtag Mexican TikTok. Hashtag slavery.

Hashtag black TikTok. Hashtag stand-up. Hashtag jokes. Hashtag FYP. Wait, can I see who it is? Oh, it might be a stolen Ralphie May bit. This guy? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't't know but it was funny as fuck i had to give the dude his

his credit even though we're not saying who he actually was whoever you are say it was a stolen bit uh that was just what the top comments were that ralphie may had a had the same bit yeah yeah see that's why you don't go that's why i don't go on tiktok because it's just it's just a constant feed of negativity i didn't even read the comments until just now when I was looking up I can't not read the comments I have a thought and then I have to go I wonder if everyone else had this thought and then they never do I'm like wow that's really funny then I go to the comments they're like you're such a fucking loser dude it's like dude people are so mean on TikTok and like Instagram reels yeah it's crazy they're so mean i don't get in the comments like

oh dude it's like they're like the worst people in the world and they just they just they just sit there and they're just like you stole that from i'll just name a random comedian like there's no i bet he did not steal that bit yeah it's just like mildly similar that's also the thing too dude like with everyone being like you stole, like people love to accuse comedians of stealing bits. Not a lot of people steal jokes. Probably like less than 1% of comedians. Maybe they had a similar thought. And I, yeah, I bet there's a decent amount of those and I'm not excusing it, but I bet

that there's something to happen by accident. Oh, probably a majority of people that have stolen a joke. It's by accident. You hear a joke and you don't read, you know, it doesn't like, no enter your matrix no one's sitting down like watching a special and being like all right i'm gonna take that add that into my set like no one no one would do that i also think you should be able to steal dead people's jokes yeah maybe ralphie may is dead bro you should we should be able to tell his jokes yeah his jokes are gonna die with him i don't think that's what he wanted exactly no one tell any of my jokes yeah yeah once i die don't fucking laugh at anything that i did i'll try to tell dead people's jokes

i've been on a big uh norm kick recently same there's this one there's this one clip that i keep on watching where he just goes i found out the perfect stocking stuffer and the guy's like is it? And he goes, a human leg. It's like the dumbest joke ever, but it's so fucking funny. It's really good. Yeah, just getting people to writing jokes and getting people to read them. Yeah, wait, have you seen this one? This one's so good. See that

when New York is full comedy, this is what it's going to be like. This is going to be us bringing up our favorite bits. Bringing up our favorite reels. Yeah, telling people bits that we saw. Did you see this reel the other day? I mean, that's what sports is. They're like, did you see this highlight? Yeah, that is true.

Bro, did you see that fucking cast? Have you seen this one? Wait. Sing like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt. And fuck like a goddamn retard. Oh my God. What a legend. He really was doing whatever the hell he wanted to.

Yeah. Damn. Yeah. He's really funny. My, uh, my Tik TOK is all like comics like that and then like rpt uh like drill videos from the bronx at like this fucking project these like 15 year old like hardened murderers and really that are just fucking ripping it up at rpt dude so so like i

and obviously you know i delete i don't go on tiktok of course i have of course i have instagram and the reels now have become a very big thing on instagram it's like you can't escape them anymore used to be there was a tab but now it's like you click on a post and then you just all of a sudden you're just in and you're you can't get out locked it's literally impossible yeah all of a sudden there's another reel yeah You're just locked in now. Dude, mine is all just these like diehard Catholic dudes. And they like post of like compilations of people partying. And then it like cuts to them like a super 4K zoomed in picture of their face. And they're just like, like with like music in the background.

They're like, I'm just looking for a girl to pray with. Or it's always worshiping. They all call it worshiping. What? I'm just looking for a girl to worship with. No one's hornier than those Catholic dudes. No, no, no. Those Christian dudes.

Dude, there was this TikToker who I used to come up on my TikTok who I hated because his face pissed me off. And then out of nowhere, his Instagram came up. Dude, he's married. He's like a diehard Catholic.

He's married. He's like fucking 17. And that's what happened. Dude, just fuck. Yeah, they can't though. You don't gotta get married to just fuck. They're getting married out of fear. No, they're getting married so that they can fuck.

Right, because they're afraid of what would happen if they fucked out of wedlock. They're like, oh, shit, I might go to hell. So he's so young. So what happens if... You can't even get divorced if you're that Catholic, can you? No. That's like a sin, right? You have to cheat.

Yeah. And then you just gotta go to church and beg for forgiveness. Yeah. You just have to. Or you got to marry your fucking mistress. Marry them all. That's it. That's why Mormons got right.

Yeah. They just married everyone. We're just going to marry our mistresses. Fuck this. We're too religious to get divorced. Dude, this kid is like young. Like, I think he's younger than me by a good bit. And he's married.

Like, out of nowhere like dude was posting like thirst traps on tiktok and then became a catholic and now then he just got married to like the first girl that he met i know he's got a rubber ring too oh yeah yeah yeah like they're yeah yeah like they might have to like drop back and throw a pass like that why do you have a rubber ring on dude yeah what are you worried about with that fucking rubber ring it's just crazy or how insecure is your fucking i mean your wife to make you wear a rubber ring at least bling that thing out bro get some fucking gold on that thing put some fucking steel in there brother i heard that you're about to get a

apple watch ring me yeah bro married to the game all right that's not what i was looking for denial is i wanted to try and find a fucking the cat i know that's a tiktok trend not a instagram trend bro i'm on instagram right now who is she i don't know who that was i'm just looking for the catholics because they're everywhere they are they are taking over Instagram. Maybe it's just my feed because I get so invested in them. And then I'm like, I want to see what these people do. They'll post videos being like, try not to worship challenge.

And it'll know, like literally, like they post this and it'll be like, they'll be playing like religious songs. And they'll be like, I can't. I gotta fucking do it. I can't stop myself i need to worship it's crazy dude like you know the trends where it'll like it'll change songs so the first one they'll be like all right i'm cool and then like by the fourth one they're like i need to thank the lord how parallel that is to like a no nut november dude it's fucking nuts

it's the same exact thing and dude's like accidentally worshiping yeah a nocturnal admission like having a wet dream you just like wake up praying dude and then they'll post and they'll be like all the comments will be like bro i need a friend group like this because it'll be like they'll be doing it like in a group and then like they'll people will be like bro my friends just don't get this kind of life

I need a group of bros to groom some underage girls with bro me and my boys need to worship together let's talk about the Barstool Sportsbook okay I can

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Like four long years of going out with each other. That's from today? Yeah. I feel like I've seen that, but maybe I haven't. It's probably a lot of dudes. What's the caption? Finally 18. Can't describe with words what you mean to me.

You have been my best friend for four years. You are my girlfriend that I love, appreciate, and respect. How old is he? Definitely over 18. Any age is wrong. Literally any age is not right. I don't know dude yeah I guess

19 would be fine but like that's some Christian pastor shit I probably shouldn't have said that people are gonna get on my ass

you're like you think a 19 year old dating an 18 year old is okay pervert shame shame they're at two

completely different places in life their brains aren't even formed the same that's the biggest thing on twitter ever right now i don't know if it's still going on but that was like a huge thing if someone had like if there was like an 18 year old dating like a 20 year old people would be like that person is gonna die and they're gonna burn in hell that is funny you're a pervert i i think i i felt that way when i was 21. About what? If I saw like an 18-year-old girl, I'd be like, get this child away from me. Yeah, I do actually agree with that.

But also if like a 21-year-old was dating an 18-year-old, I wouldn't be like, that's crazy. I also think it's once people are adults, I don't think it's really that deep. No. I think people are going to be with who they want to be with, but people will also abuse the system and like, like be with people for like shady nefarious reasons. And like, that's just just going to happen. You know what I mean?

Like young girls are going to find older guys with money. Young guys are going to find older women with great pussy. People are going to use one another. People are going to use one another for, for different things like that i feel like our podcast could get clipped in so many different ways that people would just be like what is this show about yeah yeah i mean i don't i don't feel the need to make it about something for now neither do i shows about our listeners man as long as you guys are having a good time that's what we're just

trying to provide joy we just want to provide happiness and joy to our listeners. Like, I really don't care. We don't even look at the, we don't even check the views every hour to see how many clicks we're getting. We're just doing this for providing pure joy to the listeners. I've never even checked every single minute what the views are. I don't read all the comments. And if you don't like what we're talking about, like, I'll completely change my point of view to what you guys like.

As long as you guys have a good time. Like, you guys like Trump? You as you guys have a good time. You guys like Trump? You guys like Bernie Sanders? Whatever it is, dude. I'll fucking ride with it. You just want to talk about worshiping? Try not to worship challenge.

And then it's like a Haasier song or whatever. How do you pronounce that guy's name? Hozier. Take me to church. It should be Haasier. Haasier sounds way better. Dude, do you ever do that? That makes me feel so dumb when I read a name and I pronounce it wrong in my head and then i say it and then everyone's like well who the fuck are you talking about that happens to me when i read books a lot yeah and i have the character

in my head and i've been pronouncing yeah yeah yeah even though i hate to talk about jk rowling on this show with her transphobic ass yeah what happened with the video game was something was like a trans person in it or something like that? I think there's like a level where you have to like kill a certain amount of trans people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everyone's been playing that game.

It looks pretty bad in my opinion. Yeah. I'm just kidding. People just look... I don't know. I don't know anything about it. I just said that. I don't know why.

I do. It's just not Warzone. There's not enough guns in it. I mean, the wands are like guns. No, not even close. Kind of. Wands are way more powerful than guns, bro. That are like guns. No, not even close. Kind of. Wands are way more powerful than guns, bro.

That's a fact. Damn, you're dumb. If they could just shoot a bullet, do you think there's a spell where a wand could shoot a bullet? Yes. You think that there's ever

straight people whose Patronus is a trans person? Yeah. Have you read Harry Potter? No. I've seen the movies, though. So you know what a Patronus is?

Not at all. I haven't seen the movies in a while. Come on, man. How am I going to talk about fucking Harry Potter or all the bigotry of J.K. Rowling unless you fucking read the books and do the fucking work, man? Unless you sit the fuck down. You got to read that book that I told you to read. I did.

You read the whole book? Yes. No, you did not. I told you that like two days ago. And I read it. You did not read that book. I told you to read. I did. You read the whole book? No, you did not. I told you that like two days ago. And I read it. You did not read that book. On tape, I read it. You listened to it? On tape. That's the one with all different people's voices, though. Yeah. Whose voices?

All kinds of people. Because you would know, we've had some of them on the podcast. I know. Yeah, you have no idea. We've actually had a good amount of them on the podcast, I think That's why it was so crazy To listen to it

Cause they're actual voices Yeah Sam Talent Running the light I know Yeah That's what I was saying I was just saying it

He's coming on the show Talent A very multi-talented man Yeah We gotta get a Billions butt on too We do I don't know if I can

I don't know if I'm gonna Be able to handle that though Why? I don't know What about can, I don't know if I'm going to handle that though. Why? I don't know. I feel like their fans are going to rip me up. Oh yeah. Yeah. Their fans are going to come in here,

but we're, we're Trojan horsing them into barstool. Sure we are. So I just won't talk. Yeah. Me neither. We should just have an episode of their podcast. We'll be like,

dude, these are the best guests that they've ever liked. This is the best podcast they've ever been on. Yeah. People are going to love it when we shut the fuck up and listen and just let them when i went on matt and chains i just barely i spoke for like only the buffalo part and then i didn't talk after at all for like 30 minutes and all the comments were like okay i hate barstool but sass is pretty chill just because i didn't speak because i was like i listen to the podcast

and i know people get mad when the guest talks a lot so i just didn't speak. Because I was like, I listen to the podcast and I know people get mad when the guest talks a lot. So I just didn't talk. I hacked the system. They like you on it a lot. Smart man. The who? The guests. The fans. I don't think they do, brother. I look at the comments. Everyone's like, Ron's the fucking goat.

Everyone else at Barstool's gay. No, I think I've fallen in. Shane's gotta stop hanging around with these gay barstool twinks that's what they say that's what that's where the comments are anytime someone comes on our show we love are you garbage but who the fuck are these twinks i don't mind it dude i think you get mad getting called a twink i don't think people are even really calling me twink they're calling me a twink yeah i'm way too big to be a twink no not when you're layered up yeah true that's why we need to start doing it like burke kreischer style popping our shirts off so no one

would call me a twink yeah am i a twink now fat as fuck love are you guys but who the fuck are who are these massive blobs just fucking boxer briefs cutting into our sides a fucking shelf of fat my move is I pull the underwear up over the stomach so that it suppresses the layer which is like a girl move oh yeah that's what they do with like yoga pants girls wear yoga pants like up to their tits yeah it's crazy it's a life hack i wish i could do that so bad you kind of

can't i should just get yoga pants wear them under my yeah that's what big cat did yeah with the shirt yoga shirts yeah legs so fat that you have to fucking keep your legs in who did that that's what you're talking about right now wearing yoga pants under your pants to keep your fat in my legs are like zero percent body fat i know there's nothing on them that's imagine having legs that you could fucking constrict i wish i had fat legs i wish my fat went anywhere else besides my stomach it's such bullshit that it has to go to your stomach why can't your fat go to your legs or like my arms your ass go to my arms yeah anywhere else except anywhere else besides my front of my body give me some fucking thick ass fucking calves you

ever go you ever leave the yak and you go over to the use the bathroom the the the communal bathroom not the private one and you can see yourself in the window walking towards and it's just like a i'm looking at a lot of stomach just barreling through in the reflection yeah we i was having this conversation today what do you think the five best places to catch to see your reflection that aren't a mirror for example the microwave like looking close up in the microwave it depends on what kind of microwave you have because when i grew up we had one of those ones that had like the weird thing on it so you couldn't really see yourself that one yeah okay then another example would be like a car like

walking up to a car that you see yourself in a reflection of the window yeah yeah that's a good one mine's usually mine will probably have to be yeah car stores on the side of the street but when you're walking it's a psycho move when you're like walking straight and you look directly to the left to see your reflection on like a window. I do that every single time I pass a building. But walking direct, like looking at a full left angle is like- I look the whole entire time. The entire way.

You don't even look forward. You're just staring at yourself. Sometimes I do a little sidestep too to get the front angle. Yeah. I have done that. And you have to like strategically like cross streets like go wide as you're crossing and dip back in

it is a preposterous move because you're seeing yourself from angles that you've never seen yourself and we I was talking to Frankie Borelli about it

he's like you always wind up seeing yourself with the worst posture possible slouched over like a fucking parentheses

with your fucking gut sticking out like you had to fucking completely reconstruct how you carry your chest yeah it's crazy i wish i had fucking a fucking chest that stuck out like this so i could trick fucking animals into thinking that i was the dominant pack leader like caesar milan it's like walking around with my chest out fucking wood nymphs and fucking squirrels following me as i go yeah i mean, my posture's getting more and more fucked up because the way that I play

video games, I don't have a chair, so I have to sit on my bed and then I, there's no back support. So I sit crisscross applesauce with my back like this, like I'm like fully like, and then I, and then like after like four hours of playing,

my back is in like the, like it feels like I'm going to throw my back out when I stand up. Yeah, you're going to herniate a disc and people are going to be like, what were you lifting weights? Like, no, I was playing video games. Let's talk about 3C. 3C. 3C.

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It's going to be the first thing i buy is a chair we don't have chairs in our apartment that's so poor that's such a damn shame dude i know homeless people that the only thing they have is a chair they have no possessions but they got a fucking chair and they're on it every single day i saw this video of this kid who got surprised by his dad and uh it was his birthday and he walked into the room and he fucking ripped off a fucking wrapped 50 inch TV on the wall with a PS5 gamer set up. Damn.

All I was thinking, 50 inch TV for a gamer set up? Oh yeah. That's nice. He's setting his kid up to fail. Yeah. I was about to be in the comments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I would have been one of those people on TikTok you're talking about. People don't know that though. Only like real

gamers know that. And he was like. Like you know that because I told you. But like everyone else is like oh dude why aren't you playing on like a 70 inch. Because first of all there's a delay. You dumb ass. Like when you're moving. When you're playing on a TV that big you move the controller. It moves on the screen like 10 seconds later. Terrible. So you're fucked from

that. Terrible. Yeah. Like this dad didn't know that he's fucking over his 12 year old like he thought the kid would stop getting bullied because now he has a place to play video games it's going to be worse because he's going to have the worst lag of his lifetime the millennial lag you really you want like like when i told tj that i had a like an 18 inch like computer or not computer i I have a like a fucking TV. And he was like, dude, that's like, that's even bigger than what I use. Like he uses like a straight up monitor.

That's so insane. Sitting one inch from it. Well, they like people like that. TJ plays on a PC. So I think he just sits at a desk. Just pressing buttons. Yeah. Is that you?

No, I'm a controller. Yeah. Playing on a PC is crazy it looks so crazy you look at like a 90s movie character hacking into the mainframe like and they're always clicking away they're always flicking the controller and it's all they're just surrounded by neon lights always have you ever watched the south parks where they make fun of those dudes? No. The gamers like that. Oh, man. You're not really a big South Park fan.

No, I watch South Park all the time when I go on the road, but they only play, they repeat the same episodes constantly. That's wrong, man. That shit's not right. I know. They need to get some new shows in the cycle. Syndication. No breathing.

All that type of shit, man. Is it hot in here? No. A little warm. No, it's actually not hot at all dude i watched this uh documentary on sunday um it's a three-part documentary what nothing i'm just a idiot i'm just being an idiot okay uh i watched this documentary the other day dude uh. Three-part documentary on Hulu. How many parts was it? Three parts. And it was about like this like cult.

You've probably heard of it. It was about this like cult. Did they wear yellow? No, it was like this dude like single-handedly started a cult and no one even knew they were in a cult until they got out of it. I don't know if that's what usually happens. Let me look it up. But it was fucking crazy. Are cults still taken off like that or have they

kind of petered out it's like the internet and everything like that and all these documentaries alerting people to cult leaders i think they are still out there dude yeah people just don't know i mean i guess we're just talking about religions now i mean we're kind of in a cult viva viva every level of my life i've been in a cult penn state's a cult penn state is a cult yeah go lions though i uh stolen it's called stolen youth it's about the cult at sarah lawrence college you ever heard of this uh i've heard of sarah lawrence college what was it like teachers are like fucking the students or something like that dude it was fucking nuts it was this one so it was like these kids they were

like freshmen or sophomores maybe they might have been sophomores i want to say they were living off campus or no they were living i don't know they lived in like a flat and they had uh they was like probably like seven of them living in this like townhouse type place and then like one of these girls would always talk about her dad and her dad was like in prison but he got like set up some whole thing was in the marines all this shit and then he like he got out of prison and he like came to their apartment he started like living there like four or he was staying there like five nights a week yeah his name was larry yes larry was a fucking nutcase dude so then then like the summer happens and larry goes and he's living in new york city he's living in manhattan

and uh he has all these kids are coming and they're all staying with larry all the kids that were living in the flat they're all like crashing there because like larry's making us a better person like he's teaching us like what's right how to be like a confident person all the shit because he like was i guess in the beginning and then it just gets like insane he fucks them all he fucks one of them or he fucks two of them he fucked them all no i think he fucked two of them but dude he's like like he'd be like it starts out with it then being like so he's like you so you seems like you have a lot of resentment towards your parents like maybe you shouldn't go home for thanksgiving like if it's going to bring you that much stress, maybe just stay.

Maybe we should just go back to the city and fuck. Yeah, exactly. And then, dude, then it turned into like he would get home and one of them would have like scratched a pan. And it's all on recording. For some reason, the Larry dude recorded everything. Like video, like audio. And he'd be like, why are you destroying my property? And they'd be like, I don't know what you're talking about.

There would be like a piece of dust on a pan. And he'd be like, you came into my house and you destroyed my property. Why did you do this? So he's just a psychopath? He just became insane. And then he started convincing all of them that they were all poisoning each other. Maybe he just got bored with being like, it was going good and he had this goal going. And he just got, he was like, fuck this.

I think that's what it was. I'm about to turn the fuck up on these idiots like oh you guys are idiots huh like I'm gonna really make your life hell it was crazy and the rest of you are gonna fuck me now yeah yeah dude he was nuts like he'd be like he'd be like I'm not mad at you for destroying my property

he kept on saying destroying my property and they'd be like he'd be like I'm not mad at you you just need to repay me for my things if you want me to like still think of you as like a decent human being and i do take sex as payment yeah dude and then they'd like he'd like they'd like add up all the things that they broke nothing was broken at all it would be like if this pen was like left like that for like 10 minutes like open so he definitely had like a god complex too dude and

they like all treated him like he was god yeah well then that's on them well they all end up getting like brainwashed pretty severely and like it ended pretty poorly did people die no i don't think so kind of seemed like they like all almost killed themselves but none of them did seems like dubs across the board they all got out of the cult he got to fucking run a cult for as much yeah and he got reimbursed for his broken property like dude the craziest part of the whole thing was like they when they wanted to leave they would just like pack their shit and leave and he like wouldn't say anything so i was like why didn't i mean i don't want to be like that guy but like why didn't they just leave yeah right yeah like i know it was probably a lot more like mental

yeah yeah but it was like they would be like i was fed up and i left after the dude was like beating them with hammers because that's what he was doing because they like scratched one of his knives what the fuck he was physically abusive towards oh yeah but not until like like not until like over a year in larry don't do that Larry. Dude, these people were living with him from, like, the time they were, like, sophomores in college until they were, like, in their 30s. You're old enough to know that that's a bad decision. But the thing I didn't understand was the

parents were all, like, around. And they were like, Larry seemed like a really good guy. No. They were like, he was all, he was helping all of them. What decade was this? 70s? 80s? Dude, this was, like, 10 years ago. Okay okay that's not excusable that's really inexcusable you should watch it it's fucking nuts i yeah that's just you can't let that happen as an adult with a brain like by the time you're a sophomore in college

like i can't just be like oh yeah it could have happened to anybody you don't know what they were going through like you're smart enough to know not to do some stupid ass shit like yeah but there was a lot there was a couple kids that lived in the flat originally who were like you guys are literally in a cult and they like stopped hanging out with them and they were like no we're not like larry is the fucking guy they're like larry is the man like he's helping us become more confident it was the whole thing they're like we're all becoming so confident and then larry out of nowhere was like just started just fucking with them beating the fuck out of them like beating the fuck out of them but also just like mentally just torturing them and that's a great way to ruin someone's confidence yeah it would be like i

don't even know like i'm trying to think of like a crazy example i mean the pan was the craziest one that was literally a tiny scratch i don't think i can't think of something that's more overrated than having confidence oh yeah you yeah. You don't need it. You don't need confidence. You really don't. In fact, having confidence is going to get you into the worst situations possible. You're going to wind up trying to talk to someone that you shouldn't have talked to, fucking hopping in a conversation and looking like the biggest fucking idiot.

You're going to try to do something with your career that you're going to be completely out of your depth and just look like a fucking fool. Yeah. A lack of confidence and a boost in self-awareness is the healthiest thing a person can have. Self-awareness is a word that gets thrown around a little too much, though. What do you mean? I don't know. I feel like anytime someone does something that people don't like, they're like, the lack of self-awareness.

Maybe you're the one that has the lack of self-awareness. Ever think about that? Douche. It's a lot of barstool comments. the lack of self-awareness. Ever think about that? Douche. It's a lot of barstool comments. The lack of self-awareness. That's their favorite word in the barstool comments is the lack of self-awareness. Yeah, that's crazy. You're the one that's commenting about every single person at the company.

I also think that, I don't know if we've talked about this before, but I think about it all the time. How consciousness and awareness are like pretty similar similar words like they kind of mean the same thing yeah but being self-conscious and self-aware are two completely different concepts you know what i mean like if you're self-conscious you're like thinking about what everybody's doing and like how people are perceiving you but if you're self-aware it's this good thing where it's like oh you're in on the joke like you're you're in control it's just this uh a weird balance to try to hit or just not think about it at all but i also feel like if you like if you're being like too self-aware you're probably a fucking weirdo oh totally or you're just like

gonna paralysis by analysis yourself and not do anything yeah exactly you're so self-aware that you don't want to like hurt anybody or like offend anybody or like step out of your comfort zone like people might not like this yeah and also if you're commenting on people's self-awareness you're probably not self-aware either oh definitely yeah if you're commenting on people's self-awareness you're a fucking lack of self-awareness here is crazy it's like dude what the hell are you talking about just head down fucking tweeting on like your commute home yeah this idiot's so fucking not self-aware runs into pole

this is a tough look for people but uh you got this battle this week right yeah after the cameras go off no dude uh how are you leaving soon uh no uh friday i thought you were gonna say after the cameras go off you were gonna going to leave. I was going to say, I'll run the bars for you if you want to hear them. I would love to hear them. I think that they're, I'm like so excited to like say them. Yeah, I think they're like really. I mean, you've been prepping for a while. But they're like just really fun.

It's not like stuff that's like really like technical, like hard to memorize or whatever. It's really just like really lighthearted, like fun. Like, yeah, it's like a decent amount really light-hearted like fun like yeah it's like a decent amount of goofing so we can buy this somewhere right kotdtv.com there's pay-per-views for probably be like 20 or 30 i don't know i don't know how much money but however much money it is every single cent of it's going to pat stay's family his uh his wife his two kids so uh you know it's the best cause like it's the most worth it don't even if you're not gonna watch just like donate this is a friend of mine like his family uh but it like it's also hours and hours of entertainment of some of the most talented

people in the world so it's and the dude i'm going against is so good yeah i can't wait to hear what he roasts me about like i was in the battle, the rap battle of Reddit. Were you? Yeah. What'd they say? They were all like, bro, this is going to be the craziest battle of all time. Yeah. People are fired up about it.

Yeah. Because apparently everyone was saying that you guys never battled before and everyone wanted you to. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's like similar styles. We try to keep it like pretty funny. What's the guy's name?

Dumbfounded. Dumbfounded. That's what it was. house we try to keep it like pretty what's the guy's name dumbfounded dumbfounded that's what it was he's a bro from uh he's like a super successful like actor and like musician he's had like sold out fucking like nationwide tours as a musician like he's just massively successful super funny super talented that'll be awesome i'm pumped to watch that you're gonna watch it oh i'm definitely gonna watch it you think can you watch it like is it one of those things where you can you watch it can you buy it and then watch it after?

OK, I'll probably have to do that. Like multiple days of video on demand with it. It's a two day event. What is that on Friday? It's on Saturday, Saturday. And then there's also an event on Sunday. I'll probably be on like some of the pay-per-view commentary on Sunday. It's just going to be a ton of content, just a ton of super talented, funnylers uh doing shit for a good cause sweet

so i guess brother pumped to watch that fuck yes brother you think this could be your last battle i guess you probably can't say because you said the last one was your last battle no i didn't you see you retired no i didn't i mean did you ever think you'd be doing king of the dot again i didn't think about it yeah you did you had to have thought about it i don't think about it i mean i i want to i want to do well i don't want to if if i do shitty which is not going to happen uh i'll i'll it won't be my last one i'm not going out on a bad note yeah yeah but it's also like uh i did this because i want to help from a charity standpoint but also it like really scratches a itch creatively for me it's like something i can just like put all my energy into writing and like preparing it and it's like a familiar process to me like it's like types of jokes and like a platform that i don't usually get to use so

it's like healthy for me mentally to to be doing it so it's like i'm never gonna like close the door on it you know i'm not trying to have a complete lack of self-awareness and be doing it when I'm like old as fuck. But you know what I mean? I'm already old as fuck. So I might as well have fun with it when I'm doing it. It's going to be awesome. I'm pumped to see that.

Fuck yes, brother.