Son of a Boy Dad - Vegas Baby, Vegas | Son of a Boy Dad #172

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

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How fun is this? What happened last podcast that we had to get to this point? There was just no one else to have on. Francis had to go to Phoenix, and it would just have been me and Tommy here. I don't know. And Tommy literally counts as no one to have on. No, Tommy's good, but I feel like Tommy's better when it's me and you. Because I feel like I had to be too nice when it's me and you because i feel like

i had to be too nice to tommy right you can't bully him if it's just you and him i can't yeah i can't just be a dick one-on-one you bullying him just right to his face would be so uncomfortable and probably actually mean deep down i know um dude i almost lost my life on the way over here. Dude, that picture that you sent me was fucking insane. That looked like something out of a fucking Wild West movie. It felt like we were in Final Destination, dude. We were driving from the Las Vegas Strip. I'm in Las Vegas for the Super Bowl to the house, which is like two and a half hours away. And we're in the car just like driving along the highway.

Jeff D. Lowe is driving, and he's on a conference call with PFT. And then a fucking tumbleweed that is literally the height and width of the car that we were in. I'll show the photo. It came fucking tumbling at us. And we were boxed in by other cars like someone swerved it on the right and on the left there were two cars like right next to us we couldn't swerve anywhere and i just have no idea what the consistency of a tumbleweed is so everybody in the car like brace for him was it i'll show the photo because it makes sense. Or is it not going to focus? I don't think it's going to focus.

Adjust your lens left and right, I think. Yeah, keep going the other way. Oh, fuck. You can't see shit. Maybe we could fucking superimpose it. Man, I really thought that was going to work. God damn it. I was pumped to actually be able to put something up to the camera and have it focus, but it

did not work at all. And now I'm unfocused. Yeah, yours will probably actually work let me try to dude it dude i thought i didn't even like i thought i was gonna have to google what a tumbleweed was yeah you can sort of see it there oh yeah now you can see it yeah i mean dude that's i would have braced for impact too most of it in that picture is underneath the car so like uh when i took it out and tumbleweeds are fully like they're just rosebush thorns like it was so prickly pulling it out but you we we were gonna just drive with it but then we like smelled a burning sensation it was like we we like screamed yeah i'm not surprised who else was in the car it was me

just you and d low v d low and liam was in the back seat and dude i like literally like he like stiffened his arms on the steering wheel like i like literally embraced my core like someone was about to punch and then it was just like it was i feel like it's honestly the best move is probably to just power through it like you guys did rather than like trying to swerve out of the way and causing like a 10 car pile up. Yeah, I think that's got to be some people's reaction to a tumbleweed trying to swerve and fuck. Oh, dude. I mean, the size of that, it's literally the size of the car. It was.

It was so tall and it was coming. It really felt like some final destination. Dude, if you don't live in Vegas, like you probably are. You probably see that and you think you're going to die. Like, I bet if you live in Vegas, you probably see that and you think you're going to die. I bet if you live in Vegas, you probably get that all the time, though. You're probably just mowing through those things. I think Jeff Lowe says he comes out to Vegas all the time, though, and he's never encountered a tumbleweed before. That's nuts.

Imagine dying by tumbleweed. Yeah, that would be miserable. He was on a call with pft like if pft heard us die heard us like scream dying in the car it was like the fucking phone the grizzly man tapes it would be like the fucking flight logs from fucking flight 93 did you guys get the black box from jeff's kia and then it would just be fucking whoever did the conference call it would just be the recording session has ended that shit would be going straight onto twitter yeah we'd be getting flamed so badly instantly from tumbleweed they died

that's how i wanted to go though i want my fucking death to be wedged between Toby Keith and fucking Drake's cock. Oh, dude, that's a good way to go. But honestly, I feel bad for Toby Keith because he's not getting any love because it's all just Drake's cock. That's the only thing people care about right now. That's all I care about, at least. I woke up this morning and I was like, I can't believe it. I woke up with just i woke up with it on his on my mind it's everywhere honestly toby keith's only option is to posthumously get

his like his family should leak that dick they should they should leak his dick and they should like uh like pump it with embalming fluid or some shit yeah get it like posthumously fucking massive hard as a rock if i want that in my will that if i die in the same week that a celebrity's fucking wrench is leaked you need to put out like artificially use the extent of ai to ai my fucking dick ai my dick to be the the size of a fucking pool noodle yeah bless i mean dude i've never that dick was big and it was also like still mostly flaccid like he that wasn't even like i don't think i think the video makes it more weird because i think it was genuinely just him like playing with his dick being like like having a good time like i don't think that was like a sexual video at all yeah he probably said it to the fellas yeah i think he was like look how fucking funny this is look at my massive

dick swinging around i wouldn't be surprised if we saw his dick outside of a used car dealership oh yeah a wacky wavy dude that's what it looks like yeah just like the wind taking it in fucking different directions it was insane but some people are saying that it wasn't him though i could see that but i thought he he played it off i saw that that fucking twitch streamer that aiden ross dude was like texting him about it but i guess that could have easily also been fake well how did he play it off i didn't see the text he said that he was going to use aiden ross talking about his dick to start off an album i mean i feel like the the betting if anything is a giveaway that it's him that that luxurious bedding that he had yeah and i thought

someone said that that was on his jet no yeah which makes it even cooler no no wonder he couldn't get hard the air pressure yeah yeah honestly dude i i don't know i think uh i don't really think is there any downside to having like nudes leaked if you have a dick like that? No one saw that and thought less of Drake. Did you see Adam Friedland's tweet about it, though? No, what did he say? He was like, most women don't want a dick that big. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what they say. Everyone knows that's not true. Especially if it's from Drizzy. Yeah. yeah yeah that's what they say everyone knows that's not true especially if it's from drizzy yeah drake could have had a five inch dick and people would have been like that's a good dick it's a great dick no if drake had a five people would be like all right you have people would justify it to make it seem like their life was as good as drake's they'd be like sure he has fucking jets fucking any woman in the world. He wants endless number one albums, but he's got a fucking...

A normal-sized penis. That'd be almost more of a flex if he just had a normal-sized penis and was just like, see what I've done with... I picked myself up by my bootstraps and made it to the top with a normal five i mean it would be it would definitely be weird if i guess it would be it wouldn't make sense if he had a five inch dick like it makes sense that he has a 10 inch penis

like that's not that wasn't surprising at all to me like people were like blown away also he's a pretty big guy isn't he like he's what is he like six five no he's not six five no i always imagined him to be in your imagination maybe i'm just going off dick size i just assumed he was six five he extrapolates a 10 inch dick fucking extrapolate that for the rest of the way he's's got it. How tall is he? He's probably 6'2". 6'2", but a beefy 6'2". He probably hasn't been... Oh, 6 feet. No, but he's taller than 6 feet. No, that means he's probably like 5'11".

Bro, I've met him. Oh, shit. I forgot. My bad. I met him and I was wearing boots that made me taller, and he was still just as tall. You had the steel toes? You had the steel toes on? I was wearing some Kmart boots that were $20 that I wore for like eight years straight,

but they gave me like two and a half inches, so I'd be in battle wraps. I was on stilts just towering over people. It was such a fucking rich flex. And Drizzy, you were like same height as him yeah he's definitely at least six two dude it's not very common that celebrities height is lower on the internet than it is in real life like it says dave is like six one if you look it up but they've created the internet they've invented the internet so i don't know what the fuck you're talking about, bro.

He did. If Drizzy had invented the internet, maybe he could edit everything. Dude, I've been wasting this Vegas trip so hard. How is it? How's Vegas? I'm very jealous. It looks fun. I've done it.

I saw you guys were hanging out with Travis Kelsey and fucking George Kittle. Yeah. Or at least the busing with the boys fellows were. You're confusing me with NFL media day. Dude, the Vegas thing honestly doesn't really make that much sense to me. Like I get why like PFT or PMT and like busing with the boys go out there. But like aren't you guys just doing the yak from yak? You're just doing it from a different room. It's two and a half hours away.

We're driving two and a half hours out of Vegas to do the yak. Two and a half hours? I thought it was an hour. Two and a half hours. No. Just to get out to here to do the yak. It's insane.

What's the point of that? There's literal tumbleweeds on the road. If that didn't illustrate it, we're getting to the point outside of Vegas. You're actually in the Wild West right now. Yeah, there's shoot tumbleweeds on the road like if that didn't illustrate it we're getting to the point outside of vegas actually in the wild west right now yeah there's like shootouts happening and like fucking like speakeasy saloons that we're driving by people don't know that the civil war is over out here they're just like still fucking wearing spats and have sick shooters it's fucking insane so my daily schedule is wake up at like seven go to the gym fucking yeah you're up early as shit it's early where you are right now it's uh nine it's yeah

it's about to be nine it'll be nine crazy i woke up at nine this morning beast no grind set fucking grind set you work hard four days of the week and then two and a half days the week you work soft and you answer emails at all times so you stay ready so you don't have to get ready exactly exactly i saw that on alex bennett's story oh really yeah work hard four days work soft three yeah that's all right if you're fine with being mediocre how about work hard seven days work hard eight days a week rest on the negative one day yeah exactly i work hard on every and every day that ends in y but shit that's just me yes february 29th is fucking beautiful because I just had the opportunity to grind a little bit harder. Exactly.

I go to the gym. I put in like an abnormally or just unnecessarily long workout. Fucking go back, take an insanely long ride to this house, do the act, and then just fucking sit around. Maybe do the run down. Go back. Get maybe do the rundown go back get back even if it's a long day like yesterday i had to run two loads of dryers because i got wet on the wheel and i was just here until fucking but i got i still got back at like one o'clock so i just like fucking napped i just have been taking luxuriously long naps every day. It's like my day is done by like 1 o'clock.

Then I went to Hank's thing last night. That was very funny. Did you watch it? Yeah, I watched part of it. I watched like the first like after you texted me about it. I was playing video games when you texted me. And then I got in bed and I rented it and dude memes thing was insane that was truly one of the worst performances i've ever seen in my entire life and then uh and then hanks

was hanks was good hanks was funny like they were both terrible like there it was obviously awful but it was like uh it was cracking me i will say dude i honestly think the crowd wasn't great i don't think hank was doing as bad as he said that the funniest shit that he was doing was when he was shitting on this crowd he was like what the fuck are you here for if you're not here to give me a little bit of energy like i thought he was gonna like kill i thought it was gonna be like because it's like i don't know first time doing stand-up fucking everyone is there for him they know it's gonna be bad like you think they would be laughing at the dumbest shit imaginable why would you think he's going to kill i didn't think he was going to like actually kill but like in front of that crowd i thought like he was definitely going

to get big pops like dude when he said when he said uh when he kept on going in the beginning the first like three minutes when he was doing his like introduction and he kept on doing like give it up for clap it up for that clap it up for this and then he goes there's gonna be a lot of uh he was like he was like be ready to give it up a lot tonight guys i thought that was funny like that made me i laughed out loud and then no one in the crowd laughed i couldn't tell if i was laughing out loud just to because she was funny or if i was like trying to be charitable because you were so uncomfortable no not even like uncomfortable because i wanted to give him the gift of laughter yeah because i wanted to just be like see you're doing good buddy like i didn't want him to lose

all of his confidence because it's such a confidence game like you need to be fucking locked in but the meme shit was fucking frank frank the tank was roasting him he was like laughing at him Frank the Tank is such a sigma at this point that he has like he is a crew he's like a boy meets world style like bully he's like a like a 90's sitcom

type of bully like he just has his crew he's walking around with he's like heckling from the back he's like Buzz from Home Alone yeah and he I mean he just drove from fucking New York to Vegas he's probably heckling from the back he's like buzz from home alone yeah and he i mean he just drove from fucking new york to vegas he's probably got a little bit of an edge to him he definitely probably he's a little cranky right now like cracking his knuckles fucking waiting to see the fucking next victim but did him and memes get into it i heard they got into it like off camera well he's just like david lucas kill tony roast session type he shoved frank looking at

memes he's like boy if you don't shut your your little gay twink ass up and memes is just like where's the car you drove in you look like you ate it frank's like shut your little gay ass up. Boy, if you don't get your little fucking pink lady. Boy, if you don't shut your producer bad gambling whack ass up. Your name's memes. I'm going to put you on a meme. Hey, get your boy.

That would be so fucking funny. Snapping back and forth at each other i wish i saw it so bad memes was just uh defeated though it wasn't really uh i mean dude he walked he came in defeated he was defeated when he was walking up to the stage like you could tell you could so easily tell he's never wanted to do anything less in his entire life than that. It's the meanest punishment. Oh, dude, so bad. Even just like dudes doing a decent amount of, like doing stand-up for a fantasy football punishment.

That's been done before. But you do it for like five minutes in front of a crowd and there's only 20 people there. And you're in and you're in and you're out and you try your best this broadcast had more buys than like three recent rough and rowdies oh yeah no it was like the equivalent of doing stand-up at msg for your first time ever it was the amount of people there imagine a silent msg dude yeah imagine a fucking it's probably never been that quiet even when there it's like empty there's probably like pipes dripping that are louder than the the abject silence that was going on for memes

oh man when they played the song and then they just stopped the song or no the funniest the i love it was funny when he was like uh all right we're gonna start off with a song and then he and it's just silent it was play the song oh my god i don't know what i would have done but it's also funny because i think pft would have done incredible oh yeah but pft is also one of a kind yeah he's like an incredible joke writer he's got great stage presence. Big Cat would have done great, too. Yeah, 100%. They would have cleaned up.

But Hank had some funny shit, including a joke about us. Yeah, I saw that. I briefly, actually, I didn't see that. I heard about it from you. You saw that in text form from me they also like he had a joke about brianna afterwards uh basically being like i want to be i want zach bryan to love me like i'm from a town in massachusetts like i like what do i have to do i'll get fake tits and uh it was uh like there was no surprise that the line was going to happen because

like fasoli must have known so he camped out in front of her and was just like filming her from one foot away as the joke was like unfolding just just staring dead at her but that's uncomfortable so dude it was it was a good production though it was like they had like good crowd shots like all that shit yeah we gotta have them fucking uh direct your special bro yeah in 10 years how's the timeline getting longer uh need still needs to do some work yeah i gotta fucking audition i gotta audition audition tonight for this Netflix Is a joke festival Are you serious? Yeah but it's like it doesn't actually mean anything

It's like every single comedian On earth auditions for it So would you be getting filmed? Would you be putting out material? I don't know I'm not gonna get it There's no shot I get it Cause I'm white Yeah typically the white boys Don't get it there's no shot i get it because i'm white ah yeah typically the white boys don't

get it i was thinking if i show up in like a wedding gown with like nail polish on that would up my chances by a significant margin this is dennis rodman if you show up in a little skirt with your dick hanging out like a fucking grandfather clock it'd be a fucking dude that's what it is anytime there's an audition like this half the people are going up on stage with like fucking cellos because it's all these like brooklyn comics see i'm not even kidding dude every other person goes up on stage with like a clar. Do they get it? Yeah. All of them. They'll book it?

Yes. And then I'll go up and I'll do well and they'll be like, not really what we're looking for. Maybe if you had done puppetry of your penis, it would have played better. I'm going to go up

and just do Drake dick jokes. Y'all see Drake's dick? Yo, what up Netflix? Y'all see Drake's dick? Yo, what up, Netflix? Y'all see Drake's cock? That shit was big as hell. Look like the log from Splash Mountain. Come on, Netflix. This is going on Netflix, baby.

Talk to me, Netflix. I was about to hang some telephone wires from that thing come on netflix oh man i wonder yeah i wonder what he how he genuinely feels about this entire thing i truly don't think you could you you would care you don't think he has like a little bit of embarrassment at all no i don't think think Drake has felt embarrassment in the last decade. Even like a aw shucks embarrassment of like, come on guys. No. He's probably like, nah.

Hey. Hey. Y'all caught me? All right. Hey. They got your boy's penis on the internet. That's probably he rolled out of bed and said that they got your boy's penis on the internet and then he probably just like made a cup of coffee or some shit

i'd imagine drake talks to himself a good amount i know he definitely doesn't he's he's got the wolves with him yeah i mean he that is it's probably weird when you get to a certain level of richness that you're like not really alone you know but he's also i mean every single song he has he's talking about how he doesn't he doesn't want to be alone like he what's that one song where he's like uh is it in um fuck what is the lyric he says something about the girl walking around naked in his house and he's like you can't do that because my boys all live here obviously that's not those aren't the lyrics but uh it's in that one song what's that one i know you're talking about i know you're talking about now bro i got i'm pulling this shit up now maybe

he's afraid of the snail the snail trophies he says it in trophies yes trophies of course that song's a banger they don't make no award for that they don't make no award for that. They don't make no award for that. Trophies. A bunch of handshakes from the fakes. He says, let's see. If I was, no. I'm just trying to stay alive and take care of my people. And they don't have no award for that.

Trophies. Trophies. Trophies. Bitch, I go to dreams with a suitcase. I got my whole country on a new wave. How so big I haven't seen the boys in two days. See? His boys live in his house and it's so big he hasn't seen them in two days. And Drake's the kind of guy,

he likes to use a walkie-talkie just to get a beverage beverage did he saw my parent yeah he says bitch i use a walkie talkie just to get a beverage i saw my parents split up right after the wedding he's definitely afraid of this snail i can't find this lyric drake's the guy who that it might not exist he i know it definitely does i heard him say it but uh he's the kind of guy he can't be alone no he can't because then the intrusive thoughts start to creep in yeah and i'm sure he's i don't know if he's alone for too long he starts uh thinking about how his parents split up right after the wedding. That lyric was an intrusive thought in that song. Does not fit in the song at all.

He's flexing so hard, and then he's just like, oh, fuck. And then his boys come back in. Right after their wedding. It's literally him being like, my house is so fucking big. All my friends live in it. I barely even get to see them because it's so big. It's so big that I use a walkie-talkie just to order drinks in my own house. My parents got divorced right after their wedding when I was a child. It's like when a five-year-old is in therapy or something like that and they're just like uh like playing with like a like a ball

set or like stacking like hoops on top of each other and they're just like my mommy used to touch me dude kids do say shit i like dinosaurs yeah i like to play baseball chase utley's my favorite baseball player my uncle touched me one time after football practice. Dude, that's like kids just randomly say crazy shit. I remember I was at church as a child. I think I've told this story before. And there was a kid in the front. Well, I guess the kid did have Down syndrome. Maybe this doesn't count. But he said, it counts. In the middle of church the priest like asked a question and then the kid in the front just goes sometimes my mom lets me play with toys

and i was like i had that kind of laughter we're holding it in so hard that randomly it just bursts and you make like a freakish you're like you make like the i was laughing for literally like 45 minutes straight i was at i was at church with my friend growing up because like his family would go to church and i slept over at his house so i had to go with them and like his mom was like looking at me being like stop laughing like this is not funny you gotta stop laughing and i like could not contain myself it was like the funniest thing i've ever heard i don't think you have told that before sometimes my mommy lets me play with toys sometimes my mommy lets me play with toys just like like into the microphone completely out of the blue because it was like there was on sunday i think 9am was

family mass. So you would go and it would be like for like, families and then obviously kids. And then like, the priest would have all of the really young kids go up to the front and sit in like a circle and he would like ask them questions. And then he would like hand them the microphone and they would talk. And he like asked some question. He was like, so what do you think Jesus meant when he said blah, blah, blah blah and then it was literally just sometimes my mom lets me play with toys it's not funny because he has down syndrome that's just so hilarious no it's just funny it's just hilarious yeah it's just raw raw funny that's so fucking incredible yeah church was a good time church was a good ass time

my mommy let me play with toys too church was the worst we used to have the the the seats at church it was like those wooden pews or whatever they're called and there was uh there was like a wax coating on top of them and i used to just take my fingernails and just drag it on and just clear off the wax that was how i kept myself busy during church yeah it was uh it was an uncomfortable time i mean and you're you're as a young boy your hormones just take over in church too oh yeah big time you have no other stimulation yeah you're trying to get your boner to go down before you go up and get communion why was it why were so many folks getting boners in church bro because it's just dude you're literally just alone with your thoughts

but it was it's not even like the thoughts it's like i don't know something about those pews and the blood flow and the hardwood the blood i don't know i genuinely think it's it's like just people like to go to church just because it's like you just turn your brain off for an hour. Like I think like especially parents like we have three siblings like my parents have four kids. I think when we were younger it was like we're going to go to church that you guys will shut the fuck up for an hour and we can just like sit and turn our brains off. Your dad's just like falling asleep in mass. My dad's Jewish. My dad would go to church every Sunday with us. He was not even Catholic.

Really? Yeah. And he would just sit there and do, like, he wouldn't do anything. Like, he would literally just sit there. He wouldn't kneel when you're supposed to kneel. He would just sit. And then at the end, he would get in the car and he'd be like, tell me one thing you learned from mass today. And I'd have to be like, I legitimately don't remember a single thing that was said.

I legitimately don't remember a single thing that was said. I learned that I saw the woman five rows ahead of me with the short hair's bra strap peeking out of the side of her shirt. And it turned me to a man. I learned that I'm attracted to some of my friend's parents. I watched everyone go up to communion and I played fuck or not fuck as a 10- a 10 year old i had had a lick of

sex in my life i was like oh i'd hit that fuck or not fuck is so funny that was like a real thing when you were younger smash or pass they called it yeah but it was i was just playing it to myself. Not even with the fellas. Just would or would not. Smash or pass is still a thing. People were doing that with Margot Robbie. And a lot of people were passing. I'd say she was probably like 45% smash, 55% pass with her mid-ass. Which is so funny.

To be like, no, bro. Gross. She's nasty. Dude, did you hear about Lil Sass? He smashed Margot Robbie. Yeah, how embarrassing is that? Ew, dude. Ew, bro.

Figure your shit out. Enough. Dude, so when are you coming home? I don't know, dude. I need to find something that fulfills my time out here i need to have i need to have a fun time somehow well are you guys not getting like because i i was worried that you weren't going to be able to make it to this because i was like like you're in vegas you're going to wake up at eight in the morning i was like you're going to be hung over as fuck i were you guys not

are you guys not drinking like that i went to hank's thing i completely stopped drinking i went to the gambling floor or the casino floor uh i was just like literally wandering around there's no one there i saw nick for a second uh then uh like i was like i'm just gonna go to bed yeah and then i ran into je D. Lowe and Stephen Che. They were playing craps. And I was just like, let me give these guys some good energy. Cheered them along in craps. And they started fucking hitting in craps.

Stephen Che was like calling his shit out, fucking hitting in craps. And they both went up real quick in craps. So they migrated over to the nearest roulette table. It was literally just me, the two of them at the roulette table, and then Jersey Jerry came up. And, dude, something happened where they could not stop winning. Damn. Jeff D. Lowe is up $12,000. No.

He won $10,000 last night. That's crazy. He couldn't stop winning. And everybody that came up to the table, like Stephen Che was going fucking nuts. Everybody that came up to the table, like Hank came in afterwards. Hank, on three of his first five fucking spins at roulette,

hit the number. That's insane. He had money on the fucking number. And I was just like, he came up and I was just like, you know, 12 has been really cold. He put it on 12. And meanwhile, dude, this entire time, I didn't bet a red cent. I didn't gamble at all. Really?

I was just standing with everybody, like just giving them positivity. I was just a good luck charm, just like rah-rah-ing for everybody. By the time I left left there was 45 people around this table really it was like fucking packed it was like five people deep was like josh richards and brianna chicken fry craning their necks to try and see what the action was all about like why did you guys why did you not gamble you got to know when to hold them you got to know when to fold them you got to know that when to walk away. That's true, bro. You got to know when to run. That's the truth. Yeah.

You know? Gamble responsibly. Gamble responsibly. But I was... I don't know. It's just not... Casino floors aren't my happy place necessarily. No, no.

I was drinking. Not at all. In some ways, I was trying to get out of there. But everybody kept on fucking winning. Am I lying? No. You were winning? you're the stefan was the only one that lost damn everybody else was winning though fucking pft came up was crushing it liam was crushing it rain that shit happens in vegas you randomly just get on a hot what my last day at skank fest on that sunday i won 1500 betting on

football and then i went to the back to the back to the shows went to the casino at the end of the night and i won like 400 more dollars on roulette and then i cashed out went to bed woke up at like 6 a.m and left 400 was like the the minimum that people were winning. Well, yeah. I mean, but that's also... No, no, no. You said Jeff D'Lo had $2,000 in? No, he didn't. No, he won $2,000 the first night, and then he came back and he won $10,000 the second night. So he's up $12,000. That's crazy.

Dude, you got to just stop at that point, right? I mean, you guys have like, what, four more nights? I have two more nights here. Thank God, dude. I gotta try to find, I gotta try and link up with some bros.

They, like Taylor and Will were telling me to come fucking gamble with them. They're just gambling with Nelk and Dana White. Yeah,

fuck that. I wasn't about to. You don't want to be on that table? I'm not trying to be at that table. Yeah, that's like a $25,000 buy-in. Yeah, it's insane. So everybody's just having literally the time of their life gambling and i'm reduced to like a

fucking rabbit's foot dude i'm just like good luck charm just be like get them boys like not even getting like free drinks from the waitresses because i'm just lingering around but are any of those are any of those comics out there from last year, like Shane and Norman and Bert? Wait, what does this remind you of? Drake's penis, but smaller. And just for reference, I'm holding up the biggest banana that ever existed. I don't know if those dudes are out here. Yeah, I don't know. I haven't seen anybody because Vegas is fucking massive.

Yeah, I guess it is, and you're two and a half hours away from it the uh the other night we were at that dinner uh like big cat had a fucking he was like let's go to dinner this this night he uh took us out to dinner it was very nice yeah and everybody was like there's a fucking bruno mars concert oh shit we had two extra tickets and nobody nobody would go to the Bruno Mars concert with me. It broke my fucking heart. I know you would have been in there with me. No, definitely not. But did you go solo?

No. It would have been with the VIP hosts. So it would have been me with a group of dudes that I don't know. A couple of high rollers? Yeah. I don't fucking know. It wasn't for me. Then I got back to the casino floor that

that night uh just just trying to find like a place where i could get it old-fashioned or something like that and this uh a woman came up and was like hey we got an extra ticket to the bruno mars show i was sitting there with max and uh it was like right, we're like, prostitute. That woman is a prostitute. I never got that. I never could tell who was prostitutes and who wasn't in Vegas. But it felt like every other person at Skankfest could, because they were all fucking them. Yeah, these girls just want to fuck me. I don't know why, but I don't know where the prostitutes are.

These girls just want to fuck me. I don't know why, but I don't know where the prostitutes are. These girls just want to fuck for cash. Damn. So you're not going to be out there for the Super Bowl. I bet the Super Bowl's got to be nuts out there. Patty Mahomes said he'll bring his team back if they win the Super Bowl, but they're out there on business right now. He'll bring the team back to Vegas? Yeah.

Dude, did you see that 80% of the bets have gone towards the Chiefs? I'm on the Chiefs. Really? Yeah. Do you hate America? The fuck does that mean? Do you hate the NFL? The fuck does that mean?

Why are you rooting for the Chiefs? Because I hate the 49ers. Oh, yeah. I forgot you're an Eagles fan. I forgot that the Eagles hate the 49ers. Yes, yeah. I forgot you're an Eagles fan. I forgot that the Eagles hate the 49ers. Yes, bro. They can't win. Debo Samuel said it's not even a rivalry.

I mean, so we smacked them around last year. Yeah, because you guys tried to fucking kill their quarterback. That's what football is, brother. Welcome to the NFL. Sorry it's not powder puff football, bro. You must be used to watching sorority girls play on the fucking hub lawn. You're used to flag football is what you're thinking of. That's what you're supposed to do to the

quarterback. You're supposed to fucking go for the head. Put the lights out. Send him to black. That video of Jalen Hurts at the Pro Bowl. Was that Jalen Hurts at the Pro Bowl throwing the, doing like the quarterback accuracy thing and he just missed every single target?

That was a cut-up propaganda clip. Dude, you guys need a new QB. They should have had Sirianni out there trying to fucking hit the targets. No, Sirianni was a wide receiver back in the day, bro. Really? Get it right. He was a white wide receiver?

At a Division III school. Oh, nice. Good for him. He wasn't quite Cooper Cup out there. No. What are we doing for the Super Bowl, though, bro? Fucking A, man. I don't know.

I feel like everyone's been asking me for what my plans are, and I don't have any plans. Buffalo chicken dip or what? Yeah, probably some buffalo chicken dip. Maybe some Papa John's. So you're really on the Niners? You're going to be on the Niners? Yeah, I already put $100 on the Niners.

I had a $100 bonus bet. And I put it on the 49ers money line and Christian McCaffrey anytime. But I don't know. I don't really like either money line at all. So I think I might just take the over, over 47. I think there's a decent chance neither team wins. Yeah, you're right. No, but I don't want to, I don't know.

I don't want to root for the 49ers and then have them get smoked and then just have the last game of the season just be, like, devastating. Yeah. Because I don't want the chiefs to i want the chiefs to lose so bad why why i hate them why because i don't want patrick mahomes to catch up to brady dude you just accept fate no why not we're hoping for like a career-ending injury no you can't say that no you can't is that so funny that people got so mad at che for saying that about jalen hurts like who gives a fuck you're allowed to say shit

like that i think that jalen hurts got mad about that yeah he did but it's like old buddy said they wanted me to get hurt yeah but it's like why is that a big deal why does that why is that such like uh i'm going out of focus yeah because the fucking nfl is catching wind of the stream and they're slowly leaking noxious noxious gases into your room they're gonna fucking kill you where you stand for going after their new golden boy the league's in good hands now with my home patty my home's about to fall short a couple hundred. Drake. Drake.

Who do you think's got a bigger dick, Patrick Mahomes or Drake? I mean, I bet Patrick Mahomes. Or Travis Kelsey. Travis Kelsey or Drake. Travis Kelsey is definitely sitting on one. But Mahomes definitely has... Mahomes probably has like an overcooked hot dog, bro. I could see Mahomes having a tiny little penis. That's what I'm saying. Just the itsiest, bitziest little penis you've ever seen. Yeah,

he doesn't have that walk. No, he doesn't have that walk. His dad, on the other hand, fucking double the size of Drake's dick. Yeah, he needs to bring his dad on the other hand fucking double the size of drake stick yeah he needs to bring his dad back to vegas just because dad's got it's a walkable city just because it's a city where he won't have to drive in yeah exactly he'll find a way he'll find a way to get behind the wheel him and henry ruggs doing fucking drag races down the strip that's fucking oh man that's me that's fucked up bro that's fucked up that's wrong that's just wrong rest in peace to the victims dude we were in the fucking car last night they're like oh henry rugs killed people when he was drunk driving oh oh i thought you're

talking about patrick mahomes dad still no henry rugs uh we were in the car last night and uh we were like we were on the way to hank's trivia thing and steven che was like or we were like henry ruggs like it like he was driving in las vegas they're like yeah wasn't he like drag racing like right around here wasn't he driving really fast around here and steven che was like yeah rest in peace to the dog that died in that situation it's like dude a woman died in this situation that's like the most jay thing ever to say it's like yeah a dog died very how was jay how did did chase say anything about his uh his trip over he no he was unflappable he had a great time he was like charged up dude those videos of janks were crazy which ones just smoking that joint and just banging out push-ups on the fucking side of the road.

Was that a joint or were those ciggies? I assume it was a joint. I thought they were ciggies, which is even more crazy. If it's a joint, it's like, yeah, mind-body connection. If it's ciggies, it's like I'm making my body in worse shape just so I can make my body in better shape. Ciggies would be fucking terrible. I don't see Jenks being a cigarette smoker. I'm making my body in worse shape just so I can make my body in better shape. Siggy's would be fucking terrible. I don't see Jenks being a cigarette smoker.

I see him being a big weed guy, like dabs. Oh, no. I go the other way. I think he's like, I smoke cigarettes outside to mitigate the stress of, like, to get away from Frank. Like, just to have, like, a five-minute, like, Frank lets him have smoke breaks. I feel like Frank would, like, lose his shit if he found out that Jenks was a smoker. He'd be like, I don't even know what he would say. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, if you didn't have to freaking stop every fucking 10 minutes and smoke a goddamn cigarette. Oh, man. I could see it going either way.

Yeah. But him being a smoking lifter, I used to be in a Facebook group called Smoking Lifters, and it was all dudes who fucking, who'd love to light up a stogie, light up a fucking bogey, rather, on the, like, like the inclined press or the rowing machine i was in the gym down here bro there's it smelled like cigarette smoke in the

gym at the mgm there's some smoking lifters because people are smoking inside of the hotel all day but not at the gym floor bro that shit all a hundred percent makes its way up if there's an entire floor of people smoking chain smoking the smoke is seeping into the other floors there was not that many smokers on the casino floor i think that they've like largely eradicated that i guess just people are vape heads now big tobacco smoking in vegas i was smoking cigs in Vegas, yeah. I would get hammered, and then I would take a cigarette from Gardini, and then I would rip them inside. Smoking a cigarette inside is nice. Low-key, I might find a cigar lounge tonight.

I need to find, over the next two nights, I need to find something enjoyable. Yeah, dude. So I was in Houston this weekend, and the feature, this dude named Trey, he was like, we finished the first show, and he was like, I'm a big, I was telling Connor, he was like, I'm a big cigar guy. Me and one of my buddies were going to go to a cigar lounge tomorrow before the shows, so you guys are more than welcome to come. And then he was like, we could also smoke cigars tonight if you want to.

And I was like, oh, I would smoke a cigar tonight. I don't have anything else to do. And so we got cigars. Or his girlfriend brought cigars to us. And we smoked. We went. The second show finishes. And we go to this bar next door which it's in the

parking lot of the mall and we start smoking cigars and it starts downpouring and it starts thundering and lightning so we're sitting at like a fucking porch table with an umbrella above us like huddled up smoking cigars while like lightning bolts are like shooting down around us and i was like dude what the fuck are we doing right now i was like this is not enjoy like this is not how you're supposed to smoke cigars like everyone is soaking wet i'm like dude we're smoking cigars like it's fucking black tar heroin right now and we like need to get this in yeah just forcing a fun time it's definitely not going to be fun no that's terrible yeah that's not the ideal uh

way to do it how was uh houston though it was fine yeah yeah it was easy any good meals no no terrible i fucking love uh uh Longhorn, or what's it called? Texas Roadhouse, bro. Yeah, Francis was ripping on it on the Monday episode. What? Yeah. What? Yeah.

What the fuck? I don't know. Why? Straight lunatic. Why the fuck? I don't know. What was his beef with it? He just says he doesn't like it.

It's not fancy enough for him. Speaking of which, Francis and I are going to be in Denver tomorrow. So I think this episode is coming out today, right? Yeah. I mean, that's on you. But I actually have a favor I need of either you or Francis. When we're out in Denver? Most tings per capita.

And it's not ting related. It's not ting related. So any tings you do at the tings is on your timing. All right. All right. Heard. I need you. So my buddy Mike, he has a bachelor party coming up,

and we're going to go to Denver. And we have an Airbnb that we're looking at. But in the group where we're organizing it everybody is convinced that this airbnb is a fucking fraud airbnb okay i think that it's like a fucking scam every time they try and reach out to the guy that like it's like a user error on the uh on the like when you click through the link or something like that like you can't go to the website they don't want to click on the links they think it's some kind of scam but meanwhile there's like years and years of positive reviews on this airbnb did i freeze yeah it's that it's that fucking thumbs up again dude take reactions off oh shit was it really yeah what the fuck all right hold on you're still fucking frozen

i know take these goddamn reactions off what the fuck what why is that the worst piece of technology ever that they add reactions that freeze the fucking entire screen hold on i'm just i'm changing it on my Streamlabs first. Changing it on your Streamlabs. Basically, I need you or Francis to go and verify that this Airbnb is a real place. Copy, bro. Will do. No, I actually need you to do this. I actually will.

I will go do that. I'll do it for sure. Hold on. On, like, Friday afternoon or night? Oh, goddammit. It's just me now? i'm still here okay cool i'm just on uh i'm switching to the facetime camera because i don't know what's going on with this it weirdly looks better yeah that just can't be possible no it does look better it looks

crisper and uh you're the colors are like brighter and more vibrant like it looks like you just got brought back to life but it makes you look more shit bro makes you look more good good shite so i mean francis owes me he owes me a favor for putting it wait so you want so you want me to go check the address of this Airbnb and see if it actually exists? See if it's a real place? Meet up with this guy and... Or just like... Oh, I'll...

Have him unlock the door. I'm meeting up with anybody. Yeah, well, that's the favor I'm asking. I thought you wanted me to just drive by and be like, just check things out. He's just gonna just see if the door unlocks. See if the door unlocks? Do you already have it rented? The guy is gonna open it up, dude.

He's fucking right there. He told you this. He told you he was going to open it up. Yes. No fucking shot. On Friday, we need to send somebody by. And if you won't do it, and that's why when you were like, oh, I'll definitely do it. That was the most shocking thing I've ever heard out of your mouth.

Yeah, no. Absolutely not doing that. So I need Francis to do it. God damn it. You're gone. Bro, I'm still here. The Zoom thing doesn't matter because we're going to pair it up with the stream labs. Now you're on your Blair Witch, bro.

Damn, I'm Zoomed in as hell. It wasn't like that the whole time, was it? It was. No. I was playing tic-tac-toe on the pores on your nose, bro. I was playing Connected Dots, drawing a little tribute to Toby Keith. Red Solo Cup. I'll fill you up.

RIP to Keith. That shit ain't right. Yeah, I heard it was the fucking Deep State state i heard it was the same people that you see they're trying to re-cancel shane yeah dude i was literally just looking at this before the show they're posting dude they're posting clips of when he was at uh when he was at compound media what the fuck is compound media it's like anthony kumia's a podcast network from opiate anthony damn bro we fucking fumbled badly not ever hiring him at barstool anthony kumia no fucking shame if he was just joining that random ass network he joined that like that dude this was like a

long time ago and he wasn't there for long at all he also i mean he could have been a barstool and just like he might still be at barstool he might be doing like a fucking not hosting snl yeah it might have gotten away yeah he'd be fucking doing he'd be like trying like the fourth guy yeah his trajectory might have been a lot different if he was at barstool yeah hey shame what do you think about the kelly keegs and kirk minahan situation Oh, man. Yeah, it's just, yeah. I'm trying to not make fun of our good, hardworking coworkers too much. No, you can make fun of them. Because I fucking love them so damn much. I love them so damn deeply.

My main focus, though, with this Super Bowl is to just make it to next year's Super Bowl, and I need you out here next year because next year is in New Orleans. Fuck that noise, bro. Shut the fuck up, bro. You're coming to New Orleans. New Orleans is going to be so fun. Fuck all that shit, bitch.

I'm dragging your bitch ass to New Orleans next year. New Orleans is going to be so incredible. We should just do our own thing in New Orleans is going to be so incredible. We should just do our, even if Barstool doesn't want to like, we should just do our own thing in New Orleans. Bro, I was going to fly out solo today, this morning to film this podcast. I know, I would have fucking loved it. It would have been incredible.

You would have been a fucking leggy. Why are you not? That would have been so lame. It would have been so counterintuitive. If I i flew out and paid my own way just to do a podcast that we're also doing right here and just popped in what's up guys i don't know just stopping in or they don't even let you on the yak you get there at the same time as the yak yeah well we only have 15 mics so we're all full yeah sorry. We need one for tech guy, Andrew, in case he wants to wait. Table's all full, but there's an empty seat over there.

Yeah. But why don't you just go play roulette downstairs or some shit, dude? Seriously. At this point, you're just getting in our way. Oh, my God. I need to find someone to run link game with. Yeah, bro. I want me to put out like a

A notice Can you? Yeah be like my boy Rone's looking to run link with anybody at this point Stiney Stiney where are you at? No I had the opportunity to run link with Stiney I just knew I couldn't You can't run link with Stiney because you've talked so much shit about him

No they don't care That's their love language They all talk shit on him He would just be smiling like why is that why do you think that about me dude i imagine will compton and taylor hanging out with the nelk boys must just be the glaze fest of the century no bro you're him no you're him no bro but you guys are really killing it no but dude i've been seeing what you guys are doing you guys are fucking killing it you think you think milk is really glazing uh will and taylor like that oh absolutely i bet it's the opposite i bet they're like who are you little bro

no no are you those guys are into those guys are they stay in tune they know what they're doing what pranks do i know you from yeah yeah what are you guys on rumble i guess uncle dana knows you i guess uncle dana you guys are make a wish foundation for uncle dana yo uncle d you know these guys are these guys cool uncle dana are these two of your fighters from slap league they definitely think that they're two slap league guys or like washed up UFC guys. Yeah, 100%. They probably are trying to get him into slap league. Taylor, I think, would dominate with... Taylor would kill in slap league.

Because his ACLs are what's hurting it, or like his knees or whatever. He has like a lower body injury. It's not his slapping muscles. I didn't even know he was injured. That's why he's out of the L, bro. He'd still be in the L if it wasn't for his leg. His body gave out, not his mind.

True. Not his ability to slap. He's skinny as fuck now. He's getting so hot, it's fucking, it's actually annoying as hell. I know. He's entering into that, like, Harry Styles level of hot. With, like, the cool haircut. Yeah, he's like a sailor from the 1940s.

He's, like, fucking a longshoreman, like a good mustache and a sleeve full of tattoos. That video of Max Crosby and Taylor and Will next to each other was hilarious. I only saw still photos from it. I only saw a painting of the video. Why? What did they do? Max Crosby and Taylor have more tattoos than anyone I've ever seen, and then Will just doesn't have a single tattoo.

And he's also like a full two feet shorter than both of them yeah and they're adonis's yeah and he's a fat piece of shit max crosby is the man i used to i will say earlier in the season i didn't like max crosby and then i slowly started to love him and now i'm a super fan well because you get him on the pod. He would. He says yes to everything. Really? He's been on multiple NFL draft shows. He'll just pull up. Oh, damn.

I would love to have Max Crosby on. He's on Jerry's Sobriety podcast. Really? Is Max Crosby sober? Yes. What, dude? I didn't know that. Max Crosby, or I mean, I know he's alcohol sober, but he's still not sober.

Definitely not Kush sober. He's not Kush or N-word sober. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the hardest thing to give up. Yeah. You're going to rehab for saying the N-word. Yeah, he's on that Papa John program.

Yeah. Three years clean today since my last m word but max crosby he's allowed to say the m word i think that's kind of like an unwritten rule in the book do you think bro's going like a binge of saying the n word before they go to n word rehab it's like i need just one last one last fix absolutely and they play fucking problems by asap rocky because i'm the n word the n word n word i play don't like by chief keith oh fuck n word that's that shit i don't like yeah a snake n word that's that shit i only bleep out remember that uh i guess that's kind of just

i was gonna make a joke but then i realized that that's just that Eric Andre bit. Fuck. Where Hannibal is singing the Waka Flocka Flame song, and they're bleeping out all of the swears aside for the N-word. Oh, my God. Where has my bro Hannibal been? I don't know. I saw him in a...

Oh, I was watching neighbors yesterday that movie's funny as fuck yeah he's in the cop yeah it's so funny he looks at him he goes don't ever call us again and seth rogan's like you're the police never again that's when efron was hot as fuck it was dude he was hot as hell in that movie and that franco the other franco not james dave dave franco yeah he's hot as hell too he gets hard no hands in that movie yeah he goes no hands erection bro all i need to do that is to go to church exactly all i need to hear is ecclesiastes chapter 12, book 14, and I'll start getting rock hard.

I hear a book from the readings from John the Apostle, and I start fucking, I hear a book from Lazarus, and I start rising from the dead. A little Bible humor for you, brother. Absolutely, bro. Absolutely. You know what the fuck I'm talking about. Of course, Lazarus rose from the dead.

Of course, Jesus walked with the lepers. Of course, bro. Of course. Fuck yeah. You know a lot about the Bible. Speaking of spots, though, what spots do you have coming up? What spots? Oh, it's a leprosy joke.

Lepers have spots. Ah, spots. Leprosy. Good shit. good shit. Come on, bro. You know I'm on my fucking comedy grind. I'm on the comedy grind all of the time, like Optimus Prime. Bro, why don't you guess what my rap's like fucking Pat Bev does?

I don't know, man. I don't have the answers for you Is Pat Bev out in Vegas? I'm sure he got a fucking They probably booked him a private jet to get out there No, he's got a Sixers game tonight, bro Come on Everybody's injured except for him

He put the teamers back It sucks so bad Literally like five starters are injured for the Sixers That blows We're going through hell We got a dub in Warzone last night Speaking about Pat Bev And we were in a drought You and Pat Bev? that blows we're going through hell bev i got we got a dub in warzone last night speaking about pat bev and we were in a drought you and pat bev no speaking of pat bev i was just thinking about

warzone last night we had a oh dude usually when you're like all right last game last game i gotta get off after this one never you never win that game and we won that game felt so fucking good damn you probably went to bed and slept like a fucking church mouse. I fell asleep instantly. It was the best sleep I've had in months. Dude, I had a vivid dream last night that I had to save Taylor Swift from throngs of fans that were running after her. That's hilarious. Like getaway driver type of shit.

That's so funny. Dude, did you watch the the grammys of course dude i was trying to talk grammys on uh the monday episode and of course tommy and francis just didn't watch any of the grammys they're uncultured swine dude i know you gotta dude you gotta break out from your box sometimes and like watch it you don't want to watch they're probably just scrolling through their own camera rolls looking at like headshots of themselves oh yeah 100 super 4k photos yeah just like scrutinizing themselves be like how can i get better at being me yeah why would you what were your takeaways from the grammys dude it was good but the the latlana del rey thing was did you did you think that was weird when taylor swift

brought lana del rey up on stage i didn't put two and two together, but afterwards when other people were so... Did Lana Del Rey write on her album or something like that? No. Dude, she brought her up and was like, Lana Del Rey's a legacy artist. And then Lana Del Rey leaned into the mic and was like, sometimes my mommy lets me play with toys. Lana Del Rey leaned into the mic and was like, sometimes my mommy lets me play with toys. I really think Lana Del Rey probably is about to kill herself.

Dude, absolutely. Taylor must know that. She thought this would make it better, but it's like, dude, this ain't making it better. You're fucking charity casing her and you're making everybody scrutinize her way more. Dude, it was a charity case and it was so uncomfortable.

It's literally like the equivalent to if you guys brought me to Vegas today. And didn't let you go on the microphone. On a much lower scale. Yeah, the Grammys is on a lower scale than us bringing you to Vegas today. But dude, it was like, because what was the one that she didn't win that she was clearly pissed about? The Song of the Year?

Lana Del Rey? Who won Song of the Year? Bro, Lana Del Rey shouldn't be winning shit. Yeah, you're not a big Lana Del Rey person? If she's going up against Miley Cyrus, Billie Eilish, and Taylor Swift, she's not in the same conversation. Yeah, not at all. What? Like, what the fuck are we talking about?

Especially when Billie Eilish has Phineas working on all of her tunes. This is like, this is in 2014, bro. We'll call you back when they make another Great Gatsby fucking movie, and you can make the soundtrack for that, dude. Bro, you don't want to, I think the Lana Del Rey fans are pretty nuts. I wouldn't be getting into this. I'm not saying she should kill herself. I stan all of the participants.

What about the girl who won Best New Artist? Love her to death. Nah, bro. You're soft, bro. You're afraid to have a hot take. I am. Barstool has neutered you. I thought that Jelly Roll was going to win it.

Or I thought that Noah Khan guy was going to win it Or I thought that Noah Kahn guy was going to win it Yeah, Noah Kahn I love Vermont, but it's the season of the sticks And I And I You hit that note, bro Saw your mom and she forgot that I existed I drink alcohol till my friends come over for Christmas.

That's my bro. He follows me on Instagram. Shut up. Swear to God. I had to throw him the follow back the other day. That me. No, other hand. That's fucking sick, bro.

I know. Does he actually? Yeah. Bro, he's so good. This is like when Jack Harlow follows me on Twitter. I got to start DMing Noah Khan and be like, bro, that new shit is different. You should, bro. Gas him.

Oh, man. I think that he's going to wind up being a generational songwriter. He's like the new uh what's it called mumford and sons yeah but like uh with like john mayer songwriting solo vibes yeah yeah john mayer's gas bro nothing no beating around that bush yeah but enough but noah khan bro but noah khan he's different he's different bro. Yo, Noah Khan is the fucking future. And he has that song with ZB, too. He has a song with Zach Bryan.

Really? Zach Bryan snubbed, bro. Snubbed. Snubfest. That was so funny when Jay-Z, it was like a lot of you think that you're, a lot of people think they're going to get robbed tonight. Some of you guys will get robbed. Some of you shouldn't even have been in the category.

Oh, dude. Classic. All while standing for Beyonce. will get robbed. Some of you shouldn't even have been in the category. That's classic. All while standing for Beyonce. Oh, yeah. That was good shit. I liked that. Most Grammys of all time, never won album of the year. Put that shit together.

Two and two. Does not make sense. Y'all don't have to clap after everything I say. Damn, bro. You were locked in on the grammys what performances did you enjoy um not really any that i can think of to be honest thought it was all kind of mid yeah like people were saying who Who were the rappers that performed? Travis Scott was good. No. Who was the other dude that was with Travis Scott

who was wearing the mask? I don't fucking know. When they were talking about 21 Savage in the opening, I thought that they were going to talk about him scratching cards. That would be like such a deeply rooted internet thing for them to talk about. I was like so ready. To be referencing Aiden Ross's Twitch stream.

I got nervous that they were going to bring it up and that it was going to be awkward for him. It's like 21 Savages here. Just fucking Trevor Noah being like, don't play cards with him. Oh, yeah. I could see. Actually, I could see them doing that. I thought Trevor Noah did a good job in that monologue. I didn't even watch the monologue.

I didn't tune in until like 30 minutes in. Come on, bro. But his Jamaican bit, I liked his Jamaican bit. I'm playing back the hits here, bro, from Monday's episode, and I don't even give a fuck. I thought that was hilarious, and they didn't give me dick on it they weren't giving you dick no but dude did you did you think that was crazy what one the one where he's talking to he's talking to ziggy marley and he's like yeah yeah and he was like oh the funny thing about Jamaican guys is I can never understand what they're saying. And he was like, what do you think about your father's movie coming out?

And then they just had Ziggy Marley's like, bing bop. And he's like, see, I don't even get what you're fucking saying. No one can understand you,gy marley because your accent and then the guy next to him was like i'm actually british and he's like i can't understand him either and the fucking arena of people are like howling laughing they must i feel like because he was like talking to him right before that i feel like they were like writing that as they went dude that was one of the strangest like i thought like i didn't think it was actually bad but i was just it just felt like like it felt like

making it up as i went yeah but also like for the standard of like grammys type shit like you wouldn't expect them to be making jokes about people's accents like they're not going up to the fucking dude who did parasite or no that's the that's the oscars bong joon-ho they're not going up to sai being going up to some jazz some japanese guy the fuck is i can't understand i can't understand you no one understands what you're saying speak up you're mumbling you're mumbling a lot well that's one where it's like yeah trevor that's one where if james corden said that they would be like hang him yeah or joe coy put his head on a fucking spike um i might have to okay that's fine we're an hour in anyway um do we have ads you want to hit the ads

i don't know if we have any. Oh, perfect. All right. This was a blast. Maybe we should just do Zoom episodes for all the time now. Totally. This was fun. All right. Tell them to send over the files. I will.

God bless you, Sass. Go see Sass in Denver. That has been son of a boy dad. Denver. A lot of those shows are sold out or close to sold out. You have to go to that Airbnb and see if it's real. I will. I'll follow up. No, you literally have to. You're going to fuck me over badly.

It's a $10,000 investment. Alright, I'll look. That's insane that you're spending that much money on an Airbnb. Just get a fucking hotel room. It's for like 15 guys. Yeah, still. That's insane. Alright, we'll see you guys Monday. Goodbye. that's insane all right we'll see you guys monday goodbye yeah just send me that uh just tell them to send me that uh thing

all right see you guys All right. See you guys.