Son of a Boy Dad - Viola Fimchiniko | Son of a Boy Dad #222

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

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Welcome back to the son of a Boy Dad podcast. I am Francis Thatts-Rone. What is up, everybody? We are not joined today by Harry Lil Sasquatch Settle, who is unfortunately attending a very sad funeral today. He's mourning his comedy career. Yes. Fucking loser.

Deep burn. Let's rip in him. Because he's not here to defend himself. Because he can't defend himself. Fucking goofy bastard. Nah, but he has very good reasons for not being here. So we hope. No, he's literally at a funeral.

Yeah, it sucks. We hope he's OK and that everyone is taking the time they need to grieve. Totally. An additional note is that Rone was saying the lead part for Pup Punk. The musical. In back to back. The lead part definitely makes it seem like it's a role.

In back to back. I played Jean Valjean in Pup Punk. Dude, I listened to musicals the whole drive home. Really? From the Hudson Valley yesterday. Did you sing along? I certainly did and I didn't just sing along, I did the faces. What do you mean?

What musical did you listen to? Well I started with a bunch of Disney ones and then I moved into Sound of Music. Sound of Music is a timeless classic. It's unbelievable. High on a hill was a lonely goater. Lay or lay or lay. That's one of the, I think that's one of my least favorite songs from it though.

It is my least favorite song and I knew that because I knew the least words. Why the fuck is that song even in there? They just needed a yodeling song to kind of satisfy the Austrian countryside? Maria is struggling to find ways to entertain the children. And they're putting on a puppet show and I think, yeah, it is another one that is supposed to sing to the heartbeat of Austria. They're jamming too many musicals, too many songs in musicals these days. With those days. I guess that's a foregone era Do you know what I heard is that Christopher Plummer and Liesel had Some some bad behavior going on on the show on the set was Christopher Plummer. Who is he?

Oh what? By the way, if you go back and look at him in that movie, he might be the most handsome man ever to live But she's 16 what going on 17 though. Yeah, but what does that mean you can't be 16 going on 18. I don't know how old she was when she was in the film. Could you possibly Owen for uh do a quick check and see the actress's age that played Liesl. It's L-I-E-S-L I believe. Beautiful name. Yeah. But what what the hell she was philandering with the fucking Captain von Trapp you could see it in her She was full of mischief in that eye of hers. Yep Charming car

It's gonna birthday in a year. It came out because I mean that would really make the Nazis mad. Mmm Born in 42 came out to 65. 23 years old! That's totally fine. Going on 24? That's fine. Yeah, that's within the age of reason. So uh...

These steaming mad Nazis. Do you remember, you could tell, you could tell a little something, there's that great moment when they're saying goodbye to the whole party. Yes. And... They open mouth kiss. I remember that now. I remember that he fucking dirty dancing lifts her by her crotch over the fucking Ventrapp family mansion.

She says, I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne. Yes. And he goes, no. And there's a little bit there. There's something there. There flirtatious how did you hear that how did you find that? So I someone was telling me that that that was the rumor my grandfather I believe went on a date with the real Youngest von Trapp.

What the fuck? I think I have that right. No way. Or he knew her. Something like that. And I heard that they tried to smoke weed and play piano together, but it didn't take. But she's been smoking that Austrian Alps weed and she had a high tolerance

and my grandfather was just trying to be in the moment. They just kind of hugged goodbye, and there was nothing became of it. She was out of his league. She'd already escaped the Nazis by hiking over the Alps. It was Nikki Glaser von Trapp. Yes. Everyone remembers it well.

A timeless story. Damn, that's fucking good lore. Yeah, good lore. You have good von Trapp lore. I think the ages, I think that was the story, was that my grandfather had once gone on a date with the real youngest Von Trapp girl,

the one who goes, the sun has gone too bad and so must I. And performatively tries to sleep on the steps. She does. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. And then they all respond goodbye and then one of them hits like a glass shattering note yeah well that's Julie Andrews singing in the high sea in Del Rey me which again we've talked about course. My issue with two of the- You hate it. Hate two of them. Fa.

Fa. The Yvonnex one. And La. La. I hate La. La's lazy. Well what do they say about La in the song? Do you remember?

A no to follow song. What the fuck is that? That doesn't make any sense. What about the Spanish for the- That would be fucking great. Would've worked. That would've played, so she hits high C in multiple songs. In Do Re Mi is the one where I think she sings the high C.

I don't think she does it in that goodbye song. I thought that there was like, or maybe it's one of the boys that does it. Isn't there one? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't even fucking hit it right now. It's one of the fucking boys. And that's why they had to get out of Germany

because one of the young Von Trapps was gay as hell. He was gay, he certainly was. He like twinkles out on his toes and fucking hurries out of there. But you know who was probably pissed about the Liesel and Papa von Trapp romance is Julie Andrews. I would wonder. Why wouldn't she be fucking steaming mad about that? That is a total, total thorn in the on-screen romance. But that makes so much more sense. Why would he want that cobwebbed nun pussy when he could have his own 16-year-old daughter? Underneath her bonnet, she did have curlers in her hair.

Oh, I forgot. There's nothing hornier than a rebellious nun, one that constantly escapes the abbey. Oh, especially in that time. Yeah. Because she was probably forced to nunnery at gunpoint. Right. There's no way she'd pine for the abbey. If I learned anything from that viral Mia Khalifa adult film scene

where she's wearing Arab Muslim garb under the table, it's that repressed religious women are the freakiest in the sheets. Of course, they have to be. That's it. And even though, doesn't Maria, Maria Khalifa. Maria Khalifa. How do you solve a problem like Mia Khalifa? How do you catch her head and hold it down?

Only 13 scenes and yet she's still the goat. What was longer, Maria Khalifa's film career as an adult actress or the Beatles' entire catalog front to back? Because they might be the exact same amount of minutes. They might line up entirely perfectly. You can try, by the way, yeah. By the way, me and Khalifa, I'm sure,

I don't understand, what's going on with her? I think she's just as real, she's been the only person to put the toothpaste back in the tube and she has regressed to soft core porn. And I think that she doesn't have to get dick in V anymore. I think she can just, maybe she's on OnlyFans. Oh, I see. Or I think she could just show her boobs

and get paid directly instead of... What does she make? Like $100 for her entire porn-oak career? Probably not much. I don't know. I feel like there's like an economist's article on it or something. Did she become a voice against porn? Yeah, she went back to Arab as well.

Oh, she did? No, no, no. Born-again Arab. Right. Born-again, they just sewed her hy as well. Oh, she did? No, no. She's born again Arab. Right, born again, they just sewed her Hymen shut. Oh, gosh. We're having fun without Sass. Well, he doesn't know about these things.

Yeah, he has no idea. They don't have a Hymen reproduction facility in Call of Duty game maps. Yeah, the closest thing to Hymen is his half Jewish side. His grandfather was named Hymen. Isn't Hymen Roth one of the characters in The Godfather? That sounds right. He was like the guy in Miami. Oh, the one that, the one that.

Or Cuba, or maybe Cuba? In Godfather 2. Godfather 2, yeah, Hymen Roth, which is also. I've only seen Godfather 2 once. Oh, God, it's so fucking good. It's crazy how good it is. And it's also, it's one of those you don't pick up everything as you're watching it. It's the scenes of De Niro stalking the guy through the streets of Little Italy, I think,

in New York. Yeah, and he's like climbing over rooftops. Yeah, he's stalking him. That, I think, in New York. Yeah, and he's like climbing over rooftops. Yeah, stalking him. That I remember very vividly. And his neighbor's like, hey, I have a gun. Yeah. Take the gun.

I just fucking killed someone. Hey, I wanted to ask you something. Talk to me, brother. It occurred to me to ask this question. Why is mutually consensual incest so maligned? Why is it so taboo? I think it's because of the procreative nastiness that comes of it. That's exactly right.

And I did some research research not for my own sake I know it's wrong. I'm not into it everyone. I'm related to is taken No von Trapp business until you have kids everyone's taken. I'm not I'm not trying to wreck my own homes but but I think that the for everyone's sake. I'm not trying to wreck my own homes. But? But I think that the, I think that the myth, I'm going to call it a myth, I think that the myth of incest being such a direct leader to cognitive and developmental disorders is overblown. And I think it was concocted by the deep state to dissuade people from hooking up with their own relatives.

With their hot ass cousins. Yeah, yeah I do. With their smoking hot ass cousins. Yeah. I heard that it raises infant mortality by 100%, 100%. So like- That's a high number, wow. And then it lowers the IQ points of the baby 100 percent. So like... That's a high number. Wow.

And then it lowers the IQ points of the baby by 10 to 15 points. What, just automatically? Yeah, I think automatically. But also in the grand scheme of things, your family's smart enough where you guys could chunk off 15... Right, we could. We're... Right. We have... We can afford to get pregnant with each other. Yeah.

But here's my, here's the thing. I think I read that, I read that yes, with a direct sibling, it's not great. But? First cousins, the risk is the same as anyone out there. No, no. That's what I read. I also read a little. the risk is the same as anyone out there. No, no. That's what I read.

I also read a little. Show me the pictures of these cousins you're talking about. If you Google, I said they're already taken. You know, 10 years ago. I did read a lot, when you Google why is incest so bad? No. I did read a lot, when you Google, why isn't this so bad? No, bro. Bro, all the responses are people on Reddit being like, yeah, why is it so bad?

And it's people that are like really trying to convince themselves that it's okay. Because the people who are Googling that are already trying to figure out like, Yeah. They're looking for a loophole. Are my herpes really going to turn me into a social pariah? Yeah. No, everybody's got herpes. Yeah. But people are, if you're trying to get to the bottom of it, like especially the

wording that you had, why is it so bad? Yeah. That, you know what I mean? They're going to give you a generous answer. I also think I Googled, is it true that incest really increases the risk of developmental or disorders or something like that? I think you just get the Habsburg jaw. I think that's the only thing that is guaranteed to happen. Remind me what that is. That's like the, when you like the lower face is like... Oh, like an overbite?

It's like a... Jolly dog? It's like a fat underbite. I think I need to show you a picture just so I feel like that's the only way to illustrate it. And the Habsburgs were the family dynasty that was known for inbreeding? Is that something why they... I believe so.

They earned the name? The Habsburg royal family in medieval Europe, it's this distinct jaw. So I think there's a couple things that happened. I think Habsburg jaw happens. I also think that it weren't a lot of the Russians, like the late 18th century Russians were pretty inbred and they had, what's that disease where you like, if you like get a small cut, you can't, your blood doesn't clot? Oh yeah. Yeah, that's right.

You get it. I think maybe you become more hemophiliacs. There was a Russian son in that whole dynasty of czars who had that. Yes, exactly. And that he was overseen by Rasputin, I believe. Yes, exactly. Who was that, Tsar Nicholas? I think that sounds right. It might've been Tsar Nicholas

or Peter the Great or something like that. We're getting into Anna Karenina territory, which they tried to help us with and make us into a Disney movie but which was what that was I think Anna Karenina was a Disney movie and what was that called was that called I thought was just Anna Karenina what was wasn't there one there was a Karenina sounds like how like Snoop Dogg would say it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Karenina the dinner no you would turn that into something.

I'm liking these intros that you're giving to NBA players on your podcast. They're fun. They're fun. Does that take you a while? Not as long as you'd think. I don't know how long you'd think, actually. I would think a little bit of time. I think it takes about 20 minutes or so.

That's not bad. You do a nice job with it. It comes pretty quickly. It takes longer if I try to memorize it. I just gave up trying to memorize it. But Anna Karenina would have been a better, would have been more memorable of a story if they had turned it into a musical.

If they were a Disney musical instead of just like a Disney feature film, like fucking Fievel Goes West or whatever the rats were that went to fucking Australia or whatever. You know what I'm talking about? I don't know that one. The rescuers down under? Oh yeah, those were great. But they didn't sing songs. And now we know every fucking idea of Pocahontas' life. We do. Because there was fucking songs about it. But weren't a lot of the facts from Pocahontas' life. We do. Because there was fucking songs about it. But weren't a lot of the facts from Pocahontas inaccurate?

I think that might be true. Did she wind up married? Or she didn't marry John Smith? She was already married. She was already married to some other, to a Native American guy, potentially even a chief. Really? Yeah, I don't think that that romance was real.

I think she facilitated communication and trade With him and with them, but I don't know that there was this beautiful romance But but I think she wound up getting married to someone in the story But not who we thought it was not maybe not John Smith or some shit like that Mm-hmm, even as a little boy John Smith was pretty like hot and devil-made care He sure was like I've gotten out of worse scrapes in this one And that's also by the way the type of name that you would expect Pocahontas to tell her dad

When she wants to shield him from getting beaten up by her dad What's his name? John Smith? He's John Smith Maybe it wasn't a like a basic name guy looks it up in the phone book. There's 45 John Smith. Maybe it wasn't a basic name. Guy looks it up in the phone book. There's 45 John Smiths here. We're going to have to scalp all of them. You forced my hand, Pocahontas.

There's nothing we can do now. That's a good Indian. You do Indian well. It'd be better if my voice is like shit right now but that minion was one of them and I don't think it's cultural appropriation because we took all of their stuff yeah that's one of the words almost a celebration mm-hmm that's right the Indians want us to do their bringing it back even more they want us to do red voice I read a book I read a book that was actually pretty interesting about,

it was about, it was Michael Pollan's book about hallucinogens, caffeine, something like, this is your mind on, I think it was, this is your mind on plants? Cause I think he also wrote, this is your mind on drugs or something, but he's a pretty good author. And he had a big chapter about the peyote,

which comes from the cactus. And it was the sacred medicine for the ritual that the Indians would do. And then everyone got excited about trying it themselves, which over farmed or over plundered the peyote plant, and then it became harder for them to find it. Also, they were the ones that went to the Supreme Court. And said that it's a religious thing for us,

and you can't prosecute us. You need to let us smoke our peyote, and I think maybe eat it. Fuck, I can't remember much of this. But, and the Supreme Court, I think, ruled in their favor as a protection of their religious rights. That's badass. It was cool.

Why were you reading this book? Was it because you were interested in getting, going down this rabbit hole yourself? I heard him as a guest on Dax Shepard's podcast, and I thought it was interesting. And then I read the book and it was word for word everything that he said on the podcast. Damn. The most redundant exercise I've had in a long time. That's so annoying. It was tough. Dudes will just regurgitate everything on the podcast.

Yeah. I guess if it's a densely theoretical book, it's very hard to say, like, I'm not going to tell you the answer to that question. Why don't you go get the book? Yeah. And Dax Shepard gets listeners. He gets ears. I can't believe it. You're not get, he's huge. Isn't he one of the biggest? Yes. He's one of the big, he's like top 10 across the board. He's pretty cool. Although he's always reminding people that he doesn't drink, which you know, we get it like somebody we know. I don't miss him. I don't miss him at all. Good riddance. Let's have a drink.

So did Dax Shepard get his whole start on punks? I think that's right. But he was an actor. I remember seeing him in like up a creek or up a paddle or something like that. He was in a movie with what was it? Idiocracy. Oh, people loved that. I never saw that. It's very good. I remember seeing him in a movie with Seth Green

called Up a Creek or Up a Paddle or Lost Without a Paddle, Lost Without a Paddle. Okay. And he was doing some acting and stuff like that. And I think he had done all other things. He was a really good actor on Punk'd. You would trick the hell out of people. You forget that they needed to act in order to do that show.

Like perfectly. You would have been good on that show. I could see you writing for that show as well. It'd be fun. Prank shows. It was like an early prank show where it was before it was completely saturated. Now prank shows are just dudes like going to the hood and like trying to like pants early prank show where it was before it was completely saturated. Right. Now prank shows are just dudes like going to the hood and like trying to like pants

a fucking dude with a gun on him and just being like, it's a prank, it's a prank. As they get shot to death in the middle of the street. I saw one of those recently and a guy sort of reached out to touch another dude's girlfriend's ears on an escalator. And the guy starts beating the shit out of him. Kind of, but then that guy backs off so quickly. Because he's like, dude, it's a prank, it's a prank. I don't give a fuck if it's a prank.

Yeah, because then the guy heard, like trying to get him away, was like, oh, sorry. He's like, oh, ha ha ha. He's like, what difference does it make? Oh, you just fucked my girlfriend in front of me. Like, oh, it was a prank. I didn't realize? I didn't realize allow me to put your penis back and I can see it's so hard and there's still some residue It should slide in just no problem. I'll just scrub your tip off there for you, brother. I'm so sorry about that I didn't realize it was a prank forgive me. That's so insane I saw that exact same clip and I was struck the same way. Yeah, it doesn't fucking matter if it's a prank

You just grab some girl's hand against their will or whatever. He was reaching for her face is what I remember seeing. Yeah, he touched her ear or something like that. Do you wonder if maybe that was staged? No, they're not that good of actors. I don't think, I don't know. I'm starting to lose faith in everything.

If Shepard or Valderrama was there, was Valderrama one of the other ones? Wilmer? Wasn't he one of the other actors on Punk'd? Is it Wilmer? It's gotta be Wilmer Valderrama. He's German. He played one of the, he played the Nazi going on 17. That was Fritz?

Yeah. Fritz? That song, if you listen to the lyrics of that song now, he's like, I am 17 going on 18. I'll take care of you. And then her response is, I'll depend on you. Yikes. I know nothing.

I'm a dumb little cunt. Please help me out in this world. She literally says, I know that I'm naive dumb little cunt. Please help me out in this world. She literally says I know that I'm naive Naive it's like totally unprepared. Are you to face the world of men? Take this drink don't mind what I'm swirling in You'll like it it's delicious Man, but when when she does the duetelweiss with her dad, that's pretty moving. That's pretty nice.

Yes, exactly. And then Cab Callow. Edelweiss, Edelweiss. Then John Candy's like, I used to work at this joint in the early 60s. I got a way out the back. Does the Blues Brothers end the same way? That's... The Blues Brothers has the same ending as the Sound of Music. It does, it does.

It's literal like Nazis chasing after them as they sneak out of the back of a fucking concert that they're throwing. And they can't start their car because two nuns have removed the spark plugs. How they knew the parts necessary to take out of the car, we'll never know. Wait, does it also?

Sister act have that same ending sure does are taking it nuns are like putting Nazis into fucking Closets or some shit like that so they can all perform their final act you could argue that sister act would is Blues Brothers meets the sound of music yeah, which by the way that exercise Goldberg. Imagine how pissed the Nazis would be at her. Fucking Goldberg. Whoopee! Whoopee again!

We're looking for Whoopee Goldberg. Check under the floors. Oh, there's an edge. Whoopee. Whoopee. We're going to shoot the attic. What were you about to say? It's crazy how much funnier the pod is without Sass. I know.

I really think he's... Yeah. Yeah. What other musicals did you listen to on your drive down? Well... Which Disney ones? You said you listened to some Disney ones. Yeah.

I listened to We listened to Beauty and the Beast. Oh, which is one of my favorites. There's that great song It's so good the mob song With Gaston Gaston is the best villain in all the Disney movies, in my opinion. Yes. Well, he was like, they were ahead of their time just hating on the burly white man for getting too much pussy. Right now, that guy couldn't even get cast on Survivor because, you know what I mean?

He's too much the bad guy, the guy you root against. But Gaston also, interestingly, is, I think, the only Disney lead who is a bass as a singer. They're all the rest are all those tenors. So I can sing along, because I can't sing the high parts. Oh, really? Wait, so what's their, because I'm confusing it with the Pocahontas song

where they're like, savages, savages, barely even human. And that's like a fucking torches song. What's the one in Pocahontas? Through the mist, through the woods, through the darkness and the shadows, it's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride. Say a prayer then we're there at the drawbridge of a castle and there's something truly terrible inside. Yes. That one? I would end honestly, I kind of get why the townspeople were so fucking pissed off that there's like a teacup and a fucking candlestick having a bacchanal. Yeah. Just having an orgy with a cabinet in a fucking castle or whatever. That's an abomination.

That's ungodly. If you're in a small French town, they don't even have the fucking internet. And like you just have like a fucking bookstore and a creperie. There's no ice. You're telling me there's no ice within 50 miles and you have a fucking dresser that will come out and

sing to me? It doesn't make any sense. And that they're all just having sex in front of Chip, the small cup, the tiny, the poor little fucking teacup. They were doing some hanky-panky in those. There was! There definitely was. Or, well, you know, the two horniest were the candlestick and the feather duster. Yeah. The feather duster was clearly a prostitute. I don't remember what it whirled into once the spell was lifted.

What it whirled into once the spell was lifted. The Lumiere is the French pervert and the feather duster is like, and he's always just like dipping her in like Pepe Le Pew kissing her like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right. You're right. And she goes, uh, he's like, invaders, warn the... She's like, ah, yeah. She's like, so I'm going to be invaders. Yeah.

Yeah. She's like, ah, yeah. She's like, so I'm going to be with video. Yeah. Yeah. That was a good way to learn some French, but I don't feel, I mean, I just get why Gaston didn't want his beloved to be fucked by a literal animal. No. He's literally protecting against bestiality.

Putting the beast in bestiality. How is he supposed to know that there's a spell with a fucking rose Rose petals falling. I don't think they did know I don't think they knew and Isn't it Bell's father who warns them all? Yeah, the dude who's on like the Doesn't he? Well, I got inventor isn't, and he's a pretty damn good one, too. Well, he's severely autistic. Yeah, back then, I don't think, you know, they knew.

They didn't have the classification. I mean, Belle was, too. It is possible that it is. Just reading the same book over and over again. Keep it, it's yours. I couldn't. She doesn't discover that it's him till chapter three. Fucking, this bitch knows the book front and back.

She sure does. There's another part. He says, so it's time to take some action, boys. It's time to follow me. And then he galvanizes the whole town. That's a leader. Yes. That's in front of the pack dog. Yeah. He doesn't sweat the small stuff. He also, I mean, he's the most like David Goggins character in all of Disney when I was a lad. I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.

I carried the boats. I trained UFC. He shoots birds out of the air. He's a down-the-line Rogan guest and He's out. He's like Steve Rinella. Yeah, he's just as like an alpha hunch for himself as like fucking good forms I could see Rogan being like look I understand that a lot of what he says and does is a little non-traditional, but he does make some good points. When I was a boy, I took zero vaccines. That's definitely his vibe. And were there any others or was it just those ones and then you went over to send them?

Did Aladdin? Aladdin was great. Yes. Bunch of Aladdin. Aladdin's incredible. Aladdin's really good. There's... Wadda wa. Everything Robin Williams does in that movie is all time.

His gold. My favorite part is when they conjured the whole parade to introduce Prince Ali to Jasmine. Yes. And Robin Williams is playing 50 different characters in that scene. And at one point, the chorus goes, he's got 75 golden camels. And Robin Williams goes, don't they look lovely, June? And of peacocks, he's got 53. Fabulous, Harry, I love the feathers.

He's doing his birdcage character. Yes. I wonder which came out, the birdcage or which came out first, Aladdin or the birdcage? I would imagine La Cajou Fall, the birdcage. Really? Because that was 80s, I think. and Aladdin was probably in the 90s. Oh and you mind Mind checking which came out first. We need to get these facts straight There's a lot this is important because like dude they watch the birdcage and be like, oh my god. He's our genie

Let's recreate these characters. Yeah, well, I just got your genie. Oh God I was way off. Well, I just got your genie. Oh, God. I was way off. Aladdin must have been first. Aladdin was before that. Yeah. Aladdin was first, so they saw him being this campy gay character. That's amazing. And then they fucking put him in there. Did you watch the Robin Williams documentary?

The story, the biography, biopic thing? Not a biopic, it was a documentary. I'm not sure. I don't know if I watched, I know I watched Bourdainain's I don't know if I watched Williams. This was on HBO Was it fantastic? Yeah, it's fantastic. It's very sad But he was just like a generational talent they didn't like ass would say that he stole jokes Yeah, that's literally what I was about to get into Or someone punched him at like the fucking comedy store or something like that

for stealing jokes. I think you're thinking of Rogan and Mencia Right cuz that happened they didn't punch him. I don't know if they punched but I'm pretty sure Robin Williams I think there's like a famous old comic punched him. Yeah, but he was pretty magical I mean, I remember I got remember I got three stand-up albums when I was maybe 10 years old. I got that Robin Williams one, maybe it's live in New York or some shit like that. Yeah, that's probably the one at The Met.

At The Met? Mm-hmm. I got Seinfeld. Yeah, I have you listen to that one. Classic Seinfeld, and then Steve Martin, Let's Get Small. Yeah, I have that one too. Those are like, I knew all the words to all of those. Yes, like those are ones you listen to over and over again.

That's cool. And fucking memorize them. And three very different comedy styles. Very true. Yeah. Like the, I didn't even know what the fuck Robin Williams was talking about, but it's like the genie character where she's just like bouncing around and he's like, and Pavarotti's at the improv in the back going like oh

And and they're on the boat they're like hey, let's have another my tie and it's just like what the fuck are you saying? I couldn't follow. I can't follow it either but And it was never his stand-up that really blew me away It was but I loved that he did it they say that that show at the Met he'd been touring for a while, that that night where he recorded that special, uh, 30% of the material had never been said before. That's so insane. Yeah. Cause it just spouted out. Matt Reif before Matt Reif. Yeah.

You know, he's the original Matt. He's the original Matt. He was the original crowd worker. Yeah. And yes, what's your name? Yes. He was fucking incredible. Steve Martin, I even remember at the time, Steve Martin was less my cup of tea than the other two. Well, Steve Martin was so goofy. And that was again, that would have been well before, I think, Robin Williams and Seinfeld. It was, I think it was called Let's Get Small or something, and it was about, that's what getting,

used to call getting high, used to be getting small. He was talking about like getting small and climbing into a vacuum or something. Into a cage or something like that, yeah, yeah. It's like crawling into the front of a vacuum or something. I love that. Which I guess is funny, but I think I listened to the Seinfeld

and Robin Williams much more frequently. The Seinfeld had the McDonald's bit. Why are they still counting? 40 billion, 80 million, okay, I'll have a hamburger. And then, yeah, or the airplane, the first class. And I remember him talking, he was like, yeah, going into first class, and they give you a look, like if you worked a little harder, yeah, I'm going into first class. And they give you a look, like,

if you worked a little harder, you'd be able to sit up here. As if it wasn't like 1998, and he wasn't a literal billionaire. I found out later on, on like the fabulous life of Jerry Seinfeld, that he literally had Evian water come through his shower. The fabulous life of Jerry Seinfeld. It was a nasally Jerry Seinfeld is so rich that his apartment can fit 15

billion Cadbury eggs. But that's not all. And that's not all. Yeah. Didn't that album come out before the show? Why did I think that album preceded the show? I could be totally wrong. The show he made the show on. I think when he was in his late 20s or something like that. That makes sense. Or he made the show from like 92 to 98 or some shit like that.

Yeah, I could have my timeline. Or like maybe 89 to 99 or something. Like 10 years. We used to listen to that Seinfeld album in the car on car drives with the family you sing along We well, we we just listened to it over and over and we used to drive everywhere Yeah, we would just go we would drive to Florida from Maine. We used to drive a lot, too Why was that? Why do we all used to drive so damn much more?

Is it cuz kids are harder or is it because air travel was worse? There's fewer flights? I think, yeah, I think marshaling your family in the car was easier than getting everyone to the airport. But it's crazy because there was no fucking iPads, there was no back seat rest shit. You had to rewind a cassette tape for half the ride. We'd listen to E.B. White, Charlotte's Web, The Trumpet of the Swan. The Midwinter Cherries.

My parents would endure young, young adult novels while we as a family listened to them over and over. That's insane. And then we transitioned to listening to know, listening to Lance Armstrong's It's Not About the Bike or, you know, John Crackhauer's Into Thin Air. I think I had a CD of, it was called And the Crowd Goes Wild.

I had that. And it was like the best. Great sports calls. Yeah, great sports calls. It was a book and the CD came in the back of the book. Yeah, I would like try to make my sister listen to that. And she'd be like, no, I want to listen to Britney Spears. But I never let her listen to Britney Spears and she never grew up to be a slut. Damn, that's good to know. She avoided being

a slut entirely because we were putting on fucking Kirk Gibson's home run calls. And then look at all these other sluts who never fucking got to hear Mike Arruzzione's fucking 1980 fucking. Down goes Frasier. Yeah, that shit was exciting. That shit was super exciting. What's been going on in your life?

Dude, I went to, so I finally went to Laser Wolf last night. Oh, I've heard good things. What is that, sushi? It's uh, it is Israeli. Oh, I'm way off. It was fucking incredible though. But then I was, I was going out, I was driving home and I, it was like rainy last night in

Brooklyn. There's crazy rainstorms, but that made for a beautiful sunset Mm-hmm driving home in an uber with you the double rainbow double there was a double no way. I'll do play Really? Mm-hmm. I didn't realize that I only saw a single on I Only saw a single on Marty and Rios Instagram stories. Oh, really which is where I get most of my rainbow news Oh gosh that in the the Olympics. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, But I was driving past. I said to Marty really quick. Go ahead. I go dude Are you guys in London like every weekend?

because There was just a string of posts that I saw where I think it was uh They were but they were in London and I saw his posts from London and hers and then it was his birthday shortly thereafter and the first post from that was a post of them from London. But I didn't read all that context so I just thought they had moved to London. It's crazy, the air travel,

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A guy, this is, I had to record it because a guy was like, I just overheard just like one slice of a conversation. And I'll just hear a slice of the conversation and I'll be like, what has led up to their lives at this point? And it was a guy being like to somebody else on walking down the street in Williamsburg he was like yeah her name is Viola Femcinico it's like

the hottest name that's ever existed and I was like what the fuck are you talking about that name sucks dick Viola Femcinico sounds like a female bodybuilder that's it's preposterous it sounds like Pinocchio's creator a woman who meddles at the CrossFit games Viola Fimcinico yeah ain't a hot name no you're fucking blinded by the light dude Fimcinico hell no that woman has moles on her back maybe a bat with a long hair coming out of her fucking rib cage. Long hair. Viola Femme Chinico. Yeah. She needs some Evian in her shower because the water in New York is so hard that it's making her skin break out dude. Viola Femme Chinico, it pissed me off on the car ride that this guy,

this stranger in this two-second slice of life conversation was fucking waxing poetic about how hot Viola Femmegenico's name was. Maybe I mean maybe we're doxing her and maybe she's fucking hot in real life, but that ain't a hot name dude. No, no it's not. And Viola Femgenico, Viola, Viola ain't hot either dude. That's the least hottest string instrument to be named after. It is not good.

The Viola. What is not good. The viola. Yeah, viola. What is the difference between a viola and a violin? I think one is big. Is that right? Violins are big? I thought a viola was like a big ass. Viola is bigger.

I don't know. It's smaller than a cello but bigger than a violin. Yeah. That sounds right. Yeah, it could be. But cello's a nicer name. We're just throwing a lot of stuff out there we're not certain of, but that's okay. It's fine. That's normal. I went on Billy's podcast. That's all we did. Well, okay. So the violin is the one that the bears would have chosen.

The middle bear. The middle bear. It's just right. Yeah. They would have loved the the three little bears would have loved viola simchinaco I think I think the cello is the instrument that you can most make love to It is shaped Sexually as hell. I just mean as I meant metaphorically I guess if you were actually talking about the instrument that it is most receptive to intercourse Are you saying that where would you something? that is most receptive to intercourse. It would be trumpet or something. Where, are you saying it's shapely, like the woman's back? I think that playing the cello,

you can really pour your soul into it. You can, it's very evocative. Oh yeah. You can tell people how you're feeling based on how you play the cello. When I went to the Philharmonic, it was almost a competition amongst the string section to who could be more into it, who could swoon the most,

and represent their fucking musical. That too. They finger it. Trying to make it squirt. They finger it. They finger it. They finger it. Trying to make it squirt.

And it was like Asian music so it's like Kind of vibe it was very But dude, I do just do that sometimes I'll overhear someone saying something and the sentence will be so Preposterous that I have to record it in my phone I like one of the other very recent ones that I have in my notes app I went to a restaurant called Inga's which I love ingas We had incredible knowing goes as we were leaving ingas

I overheard two gay dudes talking to each other walking down the street and they said whoever Designed that bathroom Needs their ass eaten. The candle smelled incredible. Whoever designed the bathroom needs their ass eaten. The candle smelled incredible. It's such a preposterous sentence to over here in fucking New York. They need their ass eaten. That's such a fucking, that's such a high praise of fucking, I guess, sexuality. And it tells you so much about the person. It's like the greatest act of love that they could, like a grandmother cooking a fucking delicious hearty dinner. That's their act of love.

This gay bird walking down the street in fucking Brooklyn Heights, their greatest show of love is eating someone's ass because the decor was so good. It was a preposterous sentence and it's just lived in the fucking corner of my brain like Viola Fimcinico. Now I just can't fucking escape that shit.

So you asked what's been going on with me. Yeah, yeah. That's what's been going on with me. I just have been listening to two second snippets of strangers conversations and extrapolating a life story that like keeps me up at night. This is what we, this is where we build from though. These are the kernels that grow into beautiful fields of corn. Speaking of which, I was driving by some corn fields. Oh yeah, upstate? Yeah. New York corn? Ever since Interstellar came out,

I have had the strong desire to turn off the road and drive through a field of corn. Just mowing it down. Is there any downside? A scarecrow perhaps? What a farmer's going to run onto his porch with a 12 gauge and somehow hit me in a Tesla Model 3? Not a chance. That said, I don't think the Tesla is very low to the ground and

there's very little suspension. You feel just about every bump in the road. I don't know how level corn fields are. They have to be very level. You think? Because if a tractor goes over them, don't they have to be able to evenly till a field? I think you're right about that, but also you'd also think that each stalk of corn is the same height for if some grew higher, they would then shade the rest, which makes me think that they're all... It's planted on level-ish ground.

I think it has to be pretty level. I think that one of the things you have to worry about is migrants, but at the same time, Tesla has enough technology where it will probably stop itself where it about to mow a migrant. Right, I'd get that beeping noise that I sometimes hear when I'm about to hit a child.

Yes. And that's because children and migrants are the same height. Now the Tesla trucks are, I think, built to mow down migrants. They are, same height. Now the Tesla trucks are, I think, built to mow down migrants. They are. They are. With as little damage to you as possible. Right, oh yeah, you would be safe.

So as soon as you, it actually, it's a new feature I've heard with the Cybertruck is that when you hit a migrant, it actually automatically prints the illegal papers that show that that person is not. They tested it in the Rio Grande. Is here on an expired visa. They would go subterranean in the Rio Grande and just print out fucking.

Instead of calling on star, it calls ICE. Don't worry about this one. We took this one off your hands. Truly hilarious. I saw a video yesterday saying the front of the Cybertruck is a trunk. A frunk. Is that right? Is it a frunk?

I could be wrong about that. I would think so. Sorry. Bless you. Jesus Christ. It's a yawn. Bless you. I have a frunk on my Tesla.

Yeah, I wonder if all Teslas have frunks. But a woman was like, a woman was doing a video and she was basically like, the Tesla's frunk can take off your finger. And she put a carrot in the side of the frunk, closed it and the carrot just snapped off. Which, troubling. It's not great. Troubling. I've been seeing the Cy just snapped off. Which, troubling. It's not great.

Troubling. I've been seeing the Cybertruck everywhere. I've been seeing it as a promotional tool for a lot of businesses. Yes. It seems that so many businesses, as some kind of a joke or ironic twist, went out, purchased them,

and then slapped a bunch of decals on them and painted them in different colors. And like the type of person who buys it is so obvious that whatever business is advertising, it's almost like anti-advertisement. If you're advertising on a Cybertruck, there is 0.0% chance that I will patronize your business. The type of person, these like a mid-level marketer pyramid schemer, like putting a fucking Bumble marketer pyramid schemer like putting a fucking bumblebee or like cheetah rap on a fucking cyber truck acting like I'm going to come to your fucking business because of that.

0.0% chance. Reminds me of the ads I used to see on when I would watch WWF before it was WWE. When you used to watch the World Wildlife Foundation. That's right. Which, by the way, how on earth did they win that copyright suit? Yeah. That trademark battle. They should have settled it in the fucking ring. Like pandas against Triple H. It was beat out. Yeah. Stone Cold. That's crazy. And Vince McMahon. But the ads were always for I remember very well It was stacker 2 which is a fat-burning supplement. Oh, yeah, and then lugs

The boots they were like you have boots like well dollar boots that were Proceeded Uggs. Yes, but we're had much the same name. Those were in battle rap a big Dispoint those aren't Tim's, those are Lugg's. No, they're not. Fuck you. Lugg's. They're terrible, a terrible boot. I've been watching your Battle Rap clips.

I've been trying to put them online because it's free engagement. It's so good. And there's also like hundreds of hours of them online that I just have never put up anywhere. That's insane. I need to continue to dump that shit out. I like the one about the guy who smoked a lot. And that was, I had met that guy the summer before

and he truly was like, he's a Filipino man and he flew over, they flew these guys over from the Philippines like three or four battle rappers. And the summer before, he was literally curled up on a window sill in a fucking Toronto hotel, like chain smoking, about 25 battle rappers in the room, just like chug beers. He was just like kind of silently like a meerkat

in the window, smoking cigs. So I found one small fact about him and just extrapolated it into it's great Well, that's a double extrapolation on this podcast rare Very rare what uh, what year was that? That was probably 20. I was thin at that time. I was depressed at that time I think I weighed 147 pounds what at that time really? Yeah Why you truly were down? Yeah, or I was like, what am I doing with my life? I was like, what the fuck am I doing? I'm so poor.

I have no fucking, I'm just like, doing a couple battle wraps a year and just doing the thing that a lot of young artists do that trying to convince myself and other people that I'm actually making moves. And I'm like, I'm not doing that. I'm just doing it. I'm just doing it. I'm just doing it. I'm just doing it. I'm just doing it. I'm just doing the thing that a lot of young artists do that trying to convince

myself and other people that I'm actually making moves at the end of the year, making a social media post, like listing what I did during the year to try and convince myself and other people that I've been experiencing some kind of growth. Meanwhile, I was down to like a size 28 waist. Jesus. That's not growth, but that's the the opposite of that's kind of cool though I've never been in the twos on my waist size That's good, I want to get there

Bro, my your thighs are too naturally big brother. Yeah, but we can we can we can just not eat for a while and Get those little those little it doesn't work There's a good I fucking I was doing 22-hour intermittent fasts all like last week or little it doesn't work dude i fucking i was doing 22 hour intermittent fasts all like last week or whatever shit doesn't work you could i mean i guess just doing it for four days straight doesn't that won't won't get it done why am i yawning i'm sorry it's because you're comfortable brother you don't have to apologize i ate a package of nutella sticks and some mini oreos right before and now i'm crashing and this happens every single time it's the sugar crash every time we do the podcast,

it always follows at exactly the right amount of time after I've eaten my treats to cause me to bought a flat line on my energy. It's that internal clock. Yeah. It's okay. You're allowed to fucking have treats. I haven't eaten a fucking morsel today

because I'm trying to get that back down to that 28 waist. You're doing this fasting thing? I'm fucking trying to do. I'm doing the cold plunging. Oh, how amazing is that? I love it. I can't get enough of it. Did you see they're doing it on the yak? And then they're like, they're just like dying like 10 seconds in and I just sat back and villain laughs like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I have no problem with it. None. Now, mine's only like 36 or 37. So if I had one that makes the ice, it might be worse. But I get in and within 20 seconds, I'm completely fine. You would adapt. My toes hurt a little bit, but I don't mind about that. I think I'd be fine without toes.

I don't know what I need them for. Aren't they decent for balance? Are they? Do they do any balancing? When I'm barefoot, I fell off that boat and I thought my toes were gripping. I thought I was using my toes like a gorilla to hold on to the boat and I fell off the boat and everyone mocked me for that. Yeah. I don't know, maybe evolution will rid us of our toes. Just don't see the point.

I don't know what they're for. Yeah, the interbreeding gives you the Habsburg toe. I got a nasty Habsburg toe going. The web toe. I originally, weren't they just, they were, I mean, gorillas use their feet like hands. And so, I mean, it would make evolutionary sense that our shit is getting smaller and less hand-like

and then maybe we'll just nub out. And this, I wonder what the ideal shape from an evolutionary standpoint a foot would be. And do like runners have better or like longer toes? Can they propel themselves with a toe? Is there a whip? Because I've seen LeBron's toes. His toes are like.

Oh, I've seen them too. It's like a deck of cards like stacked midway against each other. Wicker chair that's been woven. Yeah, it is. If you were basing it off of your toes alone, the man would have never been, would have never made the NBA, would have been executed.

By the way, I got an email from my building, the manager, and it was one that he wrote specifically to me. And he said that marijuana odors had emanated from an apartment near me and they were gonna investigate and they were reminding us of our police. We were like, let's find the guy. Smoking policy. Well, here's the thing.

They started on Saturday night and I wasn't home. So it wasn't me. And now I'm thinking that there's a cover, so I might as well start smoking in my apartment. Yeah, or. Cause I've been afraid to, and I said you could check the security tapes, I wasn't home. Or I should go over on a time you're not there

and like blow some weed out in the hallway and fucking run away. And then we start the investigation or some shit like that. Yeah, yeah. How's a way that we can like frame it, get the attention on somebody else, and then kind of circle back around? I feel like if I'm going to be assumed to have been the culprit, then I might as well- Do the crime.

Do the crime. I've always kind of believed that. What an insane policy in fucking 2024 in New York City. Like they sell weed like damn near downstairs at your building. I know it's just I think it's the smoking thing. Who gives a fuck? It doesn't even make it smell worse. No, it doesn't. They smell delicious. But there's a lot of kids in my building, so I gotta make sure I'm not here. You think those kids aren't the one the fucking dope? If I know them as well as I think I do. These New York kids, these dangerous,

badass New York kids. They all like the sativas. They get sturdy and fucking smoke sativas. That's what they fucking do. They listen to pop smoke, eat hot chip, and fucking lie. That's what these young children are doing these days. What's the latest in the world of the stuff that you and Hairball are into? This is a perfect chance for us to never talk about fishing. This is a perfect episode of

no fishing. Oh, I don't want to talk about fishing. I'm talking about you just named pop smoke. He's dead. He's dead as hell. He died? Yeah. Yeah. When did he go? Four years ago. Is that where Sass is? He's at that guy's funeral. He's at the memorial service for Pop Smoke. Pop Smoke. We're done. This is a great podcast. We are? Yeah, we're done. Wow. Look at that. OK. We flew through this.

Yeah, that's great. It was a blast. Hairball will be back later this week. Yeah. I'm flying to LA tomorrow morning. Before? A bunch of interviews. And then I'm flying back tomorrow night.

And I'll be in on Wednesday. Excellent. What a soldier. Thank you for your sacrifice. We had such a good weekend with Pop Punk, sold out shows. We have two more shows on this tour, DC and Philadelphia at the end of this month. Be part of something special. Come to these shows.

It's going to be so fucking fun. If the Philly show doesn't sell out, I am doing an ancient Japanese suicide ritual on stage. Damn. Then it'll just be me and Hairball podcasting. Nobody wants that. You can see, though, speaking of me and Hairball, me and the little Sasquatch will be at Cleveland. Oh, aren't you going mid-August? In a week. No, yeah, it's coming right up. That's a week a week from now is Thursday Friday Saturday at hilarities You can get tickets for that at punch up dot live slash Francis Ellis links in my Instagram bio

Come to Cleveland to see us amazing. That's gonna be great Thanks for listening and Shout out to a little sass Respect during your funeral and sad time. Mm-hmm. All right. Love you guys. See you guys later this week.