Son of a Boy Dad - WAR MODE Chapter V | Son of a Boy Dad #427

Episode Date: August 13, 2026

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It looks good Can't wear a hat Sox Looks like young sass I don't know I hate it Really? Yeah

I think it looks great Yeah Yeah Yeah too much Did you just get it cut? Like this weekend Oh okay Yeah

You're flush with stuff in there What did you throw in Jell But I Then I biked in And it didn't You know You were

Biking or Jell We're biking with jail We're biking with jail Joe. Fucking with gel is so sick in New Yorkish. What is it a strong? It looks like a stronghold gel. It's a stronghold?

High hold. You need like a lighter hold. It's the highest hold. Yeah, you need just like a barely any hold. Try the powder too, bro. The powder is nice. I use the powder as well. I'm dense on the powder, bro.

Where's our cock? Where's the stronghold cock gel? Somewhere. That shit's like car wax. Yeah, that's not for white people. Cock grease. X, X, extra. X, X, X, extra hard.

You should go full pushback. Yeah, I know. Pushback, not slick back. I used to think that pushback was the manliest way that you could wear your hair. Yeah, but I have a huge forehead. It's the manliest thing you can possibly. If you just held it down pushback all the time, there's nothing anyone can say to you. That is true.

You have an IMAX. You look like a murderer. boss Ted did it and um but for before he just was regular then out of nowhere he got a new girlfriend started coming it business everyone got pissed at him yeah yeah he's an asshole now yeah yeah it's pure biz the only thing stronger that is the mullet ponytail combat like jesse the body yeah right if you have a terrible that's a terrible well he's a navy seal what about the bald the bald guy with a ponytail bald that's what's right jesse the body he has that fully bald top and then the fucking nasty pony in the back.

Just brutal. It's damn respectable. It is. Get a touch of this fucking, you know, this cock grease. I mean, it's, oh, someone's been using it. It's car wax. Someone's been using this cock grease. Ooh.

Bro. Keep that in your body. Is it actually for your hair? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Why is it called cock grease then? It's just a brand.

I think I got it in Japan. Oh. You know those bros have a fucking. Yeah. They're horny old. but they also have just thick heads of hair. Yeah, they do. And then when they,

yeah, when they push back, they need the whole fucking container. Yeah, because their hair has a mind of the tone. That shit's fighting. It's the straightest hair. Oh,

they're actually like panty fucking, um, what I call it? The photos. Vennie machines. Panny machines. Can you actually buy them? I didn't see any panty vending machines,

but like the, uh, the store that I went in where it's like, uh, like their version of like a target or something like that. I think it's called donkey. Hohetes and the like porno and sex stuff

like floor was the most array like the widest array of different types of sex toys and like like machines and like big box small box like it was like a fucking labyrinth of the kinkiest shit you'd ever seen in your life I mean dude they kind of have that at Target now

well like so vibrators and shit the buzz butts what the buzz butt what's that? If you go to CVS and you like are picking up like a prescription or something right there they have this thing and it's called the buzz butt. Yeah, yeah, that buzzes crazy. That's CBS? Yeah. Imagine having to go to the New York CVS and like press the button.

Oh yeah. And it's also I see it every time like no one's ever bought one. You'd be the first person to buy it. I mean, it's usually a dude from Senegal. The fucking buzz butt. Yeah, and the buzz butt. But these boys, Sassie's boys said that they're going to put me on the thighs.

Yeah. Oh yeah? The peptides. What's your guys? It's called Clow. I just fell down the steps and tore my partial tail, tearing my quad tendon. Can't heal with information. No, sir.

I'll get you on D ball, sass. Get you fucking huge. I know. I got it. That boy also won't be saying it works. I know. I got to get jacked. That's the next step.

We all do. Yeah. Are you, so when did your, when did you're injury happened and what's your I don't know when was like that was a while ago I couldn't walk fuck uh it was when you first got a sman on your roof how far ago was that I don't I mean I haven't slept it was cold maybe maybe may what why the kid is waking up with like farts oh my god I'm a kid now yeah he like wakes up screams and then like rips like a 50 year old man fart really yeah is it what is he over and then we got to throw yeah I think he's

probably over everything. He's a chungus. And I throw him in the bed. He takes up the whole bed and he keeps moving around and like, she can sleep. But I can't fucking sleep, dude. I haven't slept in days. He's a rooster. Dude, you got to let him cry out. I know, but I don't want to, man. Suppose the guy who invented cryout had one of his kids fucking kill himself.

Yeah, dude. Really? Yeah. So there was a very bad background. Older. Yeah. So, like, there's a very bad. Six months.

Yeah. I'm himself in the crib. Yeah. I read something about that. Like the dude had like very bad Relationship with his kids And one of his kids I think Iced himself Yeah

Probably listen to screamo Probably trans You want your kid to be a stoolie Yeah exactly that is the goal Like an NPC don't cause trouble Steward Right down the middle No more do I ever

Better than me Yeah I just I want someone that doesn't cause trouble That's what I want so bad Whatever version of like the LeBron Michael conversation's going on in like 30 years I want him to hit me with it with such passion and be like, I did it.

Yeah, I did it, dude. He said he's just getting into LeBron versus Jordan. Oh, right now, just right now. Not right now. It's been like months, dude. Oh, wow. So you're really researching it. No, it just obliterates my...

If I, like, go on the reels, it obliterates you, dude. Who are you leaning with right now? I mean, obviously, I'm an 80s, dude, so it's going to be MJ, but... That was heavy propaganda. Yes. They really were. And I wonder who was behind that.

And Wheaties? Oh, MJ was... General Mills or, yeah, General Mills. Big breakfast could have been behind. I mean, LeBron's like, Illuminati, black Illimani. He is, but you don't think, you don't think MJ is?

I mean, LeBron has a chest tank, too. He's on the table. That was that butt pinch. I think his hands was too big to do normal shit. Like, you probably try to grab his back, but dude, you told me excuses for him, Spade said he could grab two Gatorade. Yeah, my uncle is like a golf pro.

Yeah. And he's, he can hold two gator, two big Gatorades with one hand. Left or right? Or like on top of it? I don't know. I mean. Like I can see grabbing both of the lids of them.

But if you're holding them like this, if you want to grab a little kid's shirt, it could go for the ass. Yeah, yeah. So you think he just missed it? Like a claw machine that missed it? I mean,

no one really gave me any shit for it. Honestly, that's because he's the goat. He's winning too. He's like winning hard at NASCAR. Yeah, LeBron has like a boule tattoo on his chest. Yeah. It's very freaky.

If LeBron grabbed a kid's ass, he would never, like, no, the debate would be over. Ditty party. That's why I can't really support him. Yeah. LeBron was that Diddy? Ain't no party like a Diddy party.

A LeBron James quote. Remember where we were the maid thing? Yeah, we were the main thing. What was that? Billy thinks he's coming back to Philly to finish like a ritual. Yeah. Because the Boulet was founded in 1904 in Philadelphia. What's a boule again?

I forget. It's the Black Luminati. They're the protectors. They're the guardians of the elites. And it's like what the... I mean, since Bill's boy Oliver Tree died in a helicopter, he was terrified of helicopter. I fucking. I mean, SRV died in the helicopter, Oliver Tree, Kobe Bryant, like all those guys.

So he was on, he thinks the Kobe thing. Those guys. He thinks the Kobe thing was something. And LeBron's wrapping it up. And LeBron is going to be. He's helicoptering from New York to Philly. Yeah, yeah. It is weird.

It is a little suspicious. Yeah, I don't want it to happen either. But do you think that he's like agreeing to helicopter because he knows that eventually he has to to fulfill the prophecy and be sacrificed? Yeah. Or do you think that he's like blissfully unaware? I think he's aware. I think,

and I also think, honestly, I think if he dies in a helicopter crash, I think Kobe's legacy is just, just gone. I don't think anyone even talks about Kobe. Kobe's is pretty fucking serious. Yeah,

but if LeBron dies in a helicopter, you would have to like die in a helicopter with Brony. Yeah. I mean, it would have to be the ultimate sacrifice. Don't put that out. Don't put that out there.

We're jinxing it. We're not putting it out there. It costs something. It's something. Yeah, reverse jinks. We're reverse jinks in it so it won't happen. So,

it can't just be Lebronon. what you're saying. They have, I mean, dude, it, like, Kanye and his fucking, what's his mom? Donda. Donda got taken out. Like, dude, they. Clapton's son. Yeah.

A little fucking window. Yeah. Wait, why is, how is that related to anything? Well, it was S. It was Clapton's helicopter that, uh, took out SRIV. It was what? Clifton. CLAPton.

SRV was on his way home from a, um, like he got sober and he was on his way home, wanted to see his family for Christmas. took a different helicopter on the way home from a Clapton concert and fucking they crashed. Have you ever, have you guys ever rode chopper? Have you ever been? Fuck, no, bro. Any chopper? That's what I'm saying.

What if you, what if like the blades become normal? Nah. Like for peasants. I'll be John Madden, bro. Get that RV going. I can't go on a fucking helicopter. Really? What if it's like drone status?

What if it's just like, oh, I'm saying that. We were listening to Sean Ryan about the Apaches and it's like, dude, why don't we have drone helicopters? They used to in New York. and I think one of them crash. And now they're going to be back. No, I think it was way before that. Really?

Like, I think, but I think that drone helicopters are going to come back. Because they're dropping... Just one man? I think multiple. I think it would be like a taxi service. You just go to the roof and...

I mean, dude, the military is saying that there's four foot golden orbs that can, like, surround a helicopter and just move at 13,000 miles an hour. If we own them and it's not actually aliens, that's the new taxi. So what? You think that, like, that prevents it from crashing?

The golden orbs? No, the golden orbs are like, they're saying they're UFOs, But what if we're walking? What if it's just us? Yeah, what if we just had, we just have, it's like high. That's from the future is my high. I love that one.

Us from the future coming back to put us on game. Yeah, let me see. Back on the time. You can actually go 13,000 miles an hour. Roan's been in a helicopter, what, four times? I've at least four rides. Yeah. I have at least international rides.

Yeah, I mean, the one time. International, bro, you're a dead way. I have a Dubai helicopter ride under my belt. No. That was the nicest one. Do you really? Yeah, Dubai helicopter. Is it scary?

Best way to see the desert. That one wasn't scary for whatever reason. Everybody was supposed to be like, you're not even supposed to, if you're a girl, you're not even supposed to wear shorts out there. And then there was this Russian model that got onto the helicopter with like a bright pink thong underneath mesh shorts, just ass fully out. She was on the way to get her front tooth pulled out at some party. You ever hear about that shit?

Port-a-a-potty parties? Fuck, I can never say it. Port-a-potty parties. They get like escorts from Great Britain and shit. and they go over there, and they just pay them like $38,000 or like shit on them, shave one of their eyebrows off, like literally just treat them like dirt. And the one chick actually got found on the side of the road. It's fucked up.

Really? Yeah. And this was in Dubai? Dubai. Yeah. I think it's billionaires everywhere. I think so. But I think in Dubai, that might be their flavor because, like, those dudes have kind of

been like not on the same porn map as everyone else. So, like, they're just getting hit with porn. Like, I don't know what that does to a body. Yeah. Like, I don't know what that does to a body. This dude that I know, and I don't want to say his name, but he is, he knows a billionaire. And he was telling us that there's this billionaire that he knows that would like, he'll get hookers and he'll stuff chocolate chip pancakes into their mouths. Yeah.

Until they, like, can't breathe. I wonder what happened to him when he was a kid. Crying out. Something happening at breakfast. And he was like, it's not like they're laying around. It's premeditated. So he'll get like 20 orders of chocolate chip pancakes to fucking stuff in these people, in these women's. prostitute's mouths.

And it's just like, I mean, I guess it's, I guess it's better than like getting your front tooth pulled out. Yeah, I mean, but at the same time, you don't think so? Is it like force? I think I would definitely rather get my front tooth pulled out than die by pancake. They don't die though. They just get stuff. Right, exactly.

You're just getting stuff with pancakes. Yeah, but like that feeling of, like, do you ever, were you ever like a kid and someone like put a pillow over your face? Yeah. Held you down. It's scary. It's horrifying. Imagine that with pancakes.

But you can eat, you can't eat a pillow. Like, you're like eating a chocolate-ship pancakes. It's literally not the worst thing that could happen. And also, then you got to figure that ruins pancakes for you forever. You're never going to enjoy going to I hop again. I mean, they're usually like a once-in-a-year thing for me. Yeah, not anymore. Now, they're never there.

Yeah, but they have to eat them? I mean, I think that that's probably the only way out is through. You know what I mean? It's just. A human centip does that. Have you, as since being a dad? Have you started making pancakes more? Because pancakes came marching back into my life.

Yeah, waffles and pancakes are a huge part of my life where they had been dormant. And now I'm like, fire enough. Yeah, they weren't dormant for me, bro. Both of them? For some people. It's my weapon of choice. Belgian waffle? Butterer off.

Oh, full Belgian? Not even the ego? I could crush one in like 10 seconds, dude. Really? Yeah, Belgians are for the peasants, bro. Belgian waffles are decadent. Yeah, but I'm not going to be, I'm not pouring fucking batter into it. Just fill up every.

Every morning, though. Not every morning, yeah. I'm just popping an ego every morning. Throwed it on a plate for it. Wendy's bog is calling for Spade now. We drove down to Florida, hit Wendy's on the way there and the way back, and he confided in me.

It's like, bro, it's calling for me. What was the order? J.B.C. Yeah. Of course. That's it. It's classic. It's classic.

Was that it? No, I'll get fries. You ever go to the one on City Line by St. Joe's? Oh, yeah. That's a classic. JBC. Wendy's just kills me. Why?

me in a blender. I've been on Shake Shack lately, to be honest. So New York. There's a fry element to that? I hated it. Blasio put me on Shake Shack. Still one of the worst videos of all time. I'm eating those fries. There's a burger elements of this? Yeah, that's a classic and then the spicy chicken from Wendy's. You ever treat yourself to that?

I always get the chicken. I really, I don't crush fast food like that. What do you guys think about like when souls as far as like eating like a shrimp salad or something like that? You kind of those are souls it's tough yeah I can't go full of egg I got a crush steak steak but that's only one sole but like a shrimp salad is like that's like that's a hundred souls they're bugs they're bugs okay but if I if I was God once you put something that could regenerate itself

on the planet for you to eat all the time yeah yeah so I don't think it's that bad I think when you kill it in a fucking like ice cold fucking Purdue plant that's fucked up right maybe like killing it yourself, not feeding it, like, poison and shit like that. That might, you can at least respect the cow's life. So are you guys, are you guys vegan now? Hell no, bro. Yeah. Never been. I didn't know. I don't know. Not, not big. But anti-

shrimp salad, though. I don't know. I never thought of it. I never thought of it. Like, that's so many souls. It doesn't change. But if you're having like a cheeseburger, that's like 50 different cows. Negative. That's what they say, yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. Not my, it comes to one cow.

Yeah, that's what you think. Wendy's, yeah, that's fucking hold on a story. Ground beef is, it's cows from different countries. Yeah, that's a mass grave. Yeah, it's fucked. Yeah. Every little string of ground beef is a different cow. Damn, I never thought of that way, bro.

It can't be true. It's 10,000 souls per burger. Those shrimps, those have, they all have a story. Oh, yeah. Lobster. They had like a fact, they probably had like joy in their life. Yeah, is it Nemo? What's the way were their krill?

They're showing. The grill, yeah. Imagine a bunch of krill. Like imagine all this amount of souls that a fucking, like, blue whale consumes when it just opens up. Millions. And then why don't we give them shit? Why don't we give the pigs shit for eating all the human brains or whatever they're eating over there? Whales fuck me up, man.

I watched onto YouTube whale videos. What is it? They used to be dogs, allegedly, if you believe in evolution. But like, fucking, do, like, water or above ground? What's that? Were they, like, underwater dogs or were they? They were, like, weird. like tiger size wolves

and they were like they were like weird they were dogs that they like didn't look like wolves really really they were on land I'm saying this is like fucking the science has made this shit up yeah true but like five million years ago or something yeah they're like this was a whale and then it goes in the water that's crazy I never heard of the

reverse I always thought it was out of the water no no no damn the great white video was fucking sick what's that it's a ice me Spade and Shane all saw it the same day and fucking having to each other. And they're like super smart.

That's what Orkins are afraid of. Yeah. They're fucking smart as shit. Sharks, great whites? No, no. They're afraid of these other whales that like chill at the very bottom of the ocean. So Orkers are like famously will like, they'll follow like a troop of whatever they want to kill and torture it. Oh yeah.

They kill other whales. It's crazy. But if they hear the call of this one whale, they run. Orcas do? Yeah. So there's this one pack of whales that like stays really low in the ocean. But when they come up, it's like hundreds of them. And the workers are, the sperm will or now?

The workers are terrified of it. What's that? The hunchback or the sperm? No, I can't remember the name of it. It's got like a round head. Yeah, yeah. It's a wild fucking video. And they all come up at once.

And they eat, they'll eat an orca? They could beat up all the orcas. There's like hundreds of them. But is it to like flex for territory or is it to like, I don't know what they're on. Yeah, they are. That's fucking. Do they got to come up for air?

Probably. I don't know, dude. They got blowholes. Terrifying. I went whale watching in South Africa. It was the most boring thing I've ever done. I saw a couple. But it almost,

the juice almost wasn't worth the series. Yeah. So fucking. I did the same thing in Iceland and it was like raining and I saw like two little things go. Yeah. I saw some of Iceland. Yeah. Yeah.

You're looking for the breach. You been? It's like free will. Yeah. Oh yeah. Spade went to Iceland. It's incredible. Yeah, it's cool.

They eat friends though. What's that? They eat friends. You're talking about all this kind of stuff. They eat friends, dude. Who? The Icelandic people? Yeah.

The menu is like. like, horses, puffins. It's like, bro, these are the bros. I had a reindeer up there.

You had a reindeer? Yeah, it's sand is fucking monster. I mean, that's evil. It's rude off, bro. Was it good?

They put the nose just like right on top of it, like an apple and a pig's mouth. It's glowing nose. And the money is crazy. It was delicious. Oh, the money is insane.

It's like 7,000 cronos. Yeah, it's unit. Me and my friend said it was just units. Yeah. This is 20,000 units. Croanos? Yeah,

chronos is insane. Oh man You guys got to get on the On the bush bro You got to get in his His league Never got an invite for real Yeah

I think you guys are playing with Gardini For a little bit Last time I played with Gardini Was when I played with you Yeah Are you good at the beginning Of Blackup 7 No no

No no I'm terrible Are you Humble Ray Smah No no I'm genuine Like I'm better I'm better than you But you're fucking awful I know my role

No no you don't even know How to play the game I'm like Rodman bro I know how to play the game And that's why I play it wrong. You get bored. Yeah. He plays hardcore, which no one plays.

That's the pussy shit they're on. I forgot about that. I don't know what you're talking. No, no, is like you get shot twice in your dead. It's real life. A hardcore is real life.

So it's like if you use a pistol, you can just one tap somebody. Why not? And then he runs around with a rocket launcher. He runs around with a rocket launcher. I play the game. Hardcore. Yeah.

Second floor. Take out six people and your kill street. No, no. That's what you get hit with a rocket. What's it? Is it softcore? What's it called? It's just called normal.

Relax. I mean, dude, I fucking go in there with reckless abandon. I got, I told you before, I got a gold RPG. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was earned. I'm looking up in the sky when I'm taking on bullets to hit that UAV for you, bro. So you're selfless. You're just taking down the street.

Yeah, Tomahogy. I'm ending everyone's kill streak. I'm leveling the playing field. See, like that's like, but being in a lobby like that's just a bummer. It's amazing. Calling any UAV and they shoot down the, Immediately. You're like, who the fuck are we playing against?

That's what I'm saying. Then you get out of your element. And they don't know what the fuck's going on because that UV should have been up for two minutes. I fucking throw a grenade to kill myself so I can get back in the back of the map to shoot. That's how bad I want my team to win. Yeah, you play it in a different way. Like you may as you should just play battlefield. Hell no.

You'd love battlefields. No, I literally don't. I've played it before. It sucks. What a shitty game that is. Shane had is playing hell let loose and you run for fucking. All that game's fucking... Two hours, literally, to get to the front lines and get shot.

All I do is that. I played that with Shane, too. And we all downloaded it because Shane wanted to play. And then I played it for like 30 minutes. Although Vietnam is coming out, which looks... That looks pretty sick. When the night country comes and it gets cold out, that's when Vig's call for me. And the winter and spring, I can't play video games.

You got to get back into it. I don't think so. Oh, yeah. Something good has to come out. They call duties have been getting, like, incredibly gay. Oh, call duty is terrible now. with the sliding and jump. Yeah.

I mean, they got a new one. The new beta for the modern, it's modern warfare four comes out on August 21st. So that's going to be like, uh, slower. Codmodmod,

yeah, I like those ones. I don't like the other ones at Activision. Who makes it's, it's, uh, it's infinity ward and Trey arc. Trey arc makes like the black ops games with like the super quick like

Omni movement and shit. Yeah, shit's good. But also infinity ward's terrible. Yeah, then they, Soros, they ruined the game.

They broke the game forever. Didn't Soros buy that? Soros bought one of the, one of the Cold Duty creators and started it was during fucking BLM. Like, you couldn't say anything wrong on the mic or anything. Oh, yeah, they have like AI. Yeah, they were like immediately booting you and shit like that.

Yeah, that shit's retarded. I don't know why they did that. No, I don't need to join Bush. I'll just start my own squad. You start a suicide squad. I would. Yeah. Like Avengers.

Exactly. I don't know. An actual suicide squad. Oh, that would be sick. That would fuck those dudes up from Saudi Arabia. No, you don't have a chance. You know, if we had some domestic suicide squads. Dude, it ruins everything because these guys act like they're in like the Navy SEALs and start

like making up like little pincer movements and shit. And if you just go right down the middle with a fucking grenade launcher, no one's expecting that. But you can't waste a bunch of, like, how much do you think it costs to train a Navy SEAL? Probably like $10 million over the course of it. Yeah. You can't waste your $10 million weapon on a fucking just like. Actually, maybe, I don't know. Like a bomb?

How much does a bomb cost to build? I mean, Taliban fucking uses himself, bro. Yeah, but that's not a big investment. You know what I mean? The amount of training a Taliban guy has is like a planet fitness membership. You know what? No. Have you ever seen them getting kicked in the balls?

That is true. That's part of their training. They're just getting neat in the day. Their parades are great, dude. They're like workout videos? The workout was crazy. Oh, my God. Never worked out.

Oh, when they were at the day. Other militaries are hilarious. Yeah. Yeah. That made the porta party parties make a lot more sense. They have no idea how to work out. There's a checkles puller fucking tooth. The Indian Pakistan, you ever see there the border where they like dance at each other?

That's fucking sick. I've never seen that. You have it? Tyler, can you pull up like the Indian Pakistan border dance? They just have like their fucking... It's like stomp the yard. Yeah, they basically go stomp the yard. Their hottest, like biggest mustache general guy.

Is that cashmere? Yes, I think so. Literally just saw that was a... Yes, this is it. Yeah. Oh, this is not at all what I was expecting. That's me, bro, in the lobby. I'm waiting to fucking go.

They're just high kicking. You are good in the game, chat. This is who everybody else has. Hit the curb music. Oh, yeah. That's great. Fucking beat someone you get back in the lobby. Hit the curb your enthusiasm intro.

Fucking throws everyone off the way. You can hit like custom music. I'll just put it on my fucking phone. That's good. He was doing it like in between rounds on search and destroy. Especially if someone fucks up. That fucks him up for the whole fucking game. I mean,

that would enrage me. I'll get pissed. I'm like, he hate me. Yeah. Steve Smith. Rod Smart. Who's that wire receiver for the,

he hate me. He was in the XFL. Yeah. I think his name was Rod Smart. Yeah. That's my kind of. Who would you, if you had to compare yourself to a,

XFL player? Or just any sports player. Like, who would you be as far as you're like a Scotty pimping? Me? Yeah. Hell no. You're not a Scotty.

No, no. I don't swing that way. I guess I would say I'm more of an MJ, more of a LeBron. Whoa. Wow. Putting himself in the goal conversation. Full circle. You're like, I suck, but then you'd be LeBron?

Oh, you're asking me who I would compare myself with Call of Duty. Yeah, with Call of Duty. Yeah. Oh, man. Jalen Polk? The Patriots second round pick who got trained and retired within two years. Retired at 24? 24-year-old

They went to it. Spade has no idea about the show. I don't know where you're talking. Spade went or Sass went to a fucking video game tournament. And like that shirt he's wearing is his video game team. Yeah. Okay.

It's not my, like I don't compete. Do you guys play live or something? What? Do you play like in a room? Like live? They play like Saudis. They play.

So there's like, they play on land which is like. So like the, I know what land is. Yeah, yeah, of course. So they have like land tournaments.

I think there's like, there was like six events this year. So you go somewhere to play. I go, I manage the team. What? I own the team. So you're like Belichick. Exactly.

Rex Ryan. Very, very similar to Belichick. Yeah, and that's Jersey Jerry. There's our coach, temp right there, the big guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, these guys in the gym. Yeah, yeah, well, I mean, they're playing cod 24 hours a day. That's Capsid all the big guy. So Jersey Jerry's, they were like owners, but really Dave owns.

Yeah, we obviously don't own anything. So they're managers. And then they just, like Jersey Jerry will go on like screen. at all them like he'll be fucking drill sergeant on the line just going up and down so how are you guys doing i mean we the season literally just ended yesterday and uh that was the last tournament of the of the year until the new game comes out okay they play the new they play a new game every year is your playoffs or yeah pretty much there's like uh i think you need to suit up bro i wish i could i played i played as a joke in one of the tournaments and uh it was like they're better than you bro they're

better than any we've ever even seen Like, if you saw one of these guys in your lobby, it's frustrating. You would immediately just be like this guy's straight-hacking. What? Are they natty? No, they're on- Hell no. Adderall. Yeah.

Aim bots. Bro, they're all, they all are on triple digits. Are people cheating? No, no, they can't cheat. That's why it's online. Really? Triple digits? Yeah, bro.

That many milligrams. At what cost? Enough to kill. I mean, do you have one liver? Oh, is that where you process at all your liver? I think all those pills and shit goes to your liver. It starts at the top. I'm on chapter four of the cancel me if you can, bro.

So I'm on stool. You see my other brother, Tom, listen to the whole fucking thing. I met stool at least foolpluza. Fascinating. He's about like grudgement day and show, what the fuck are you talking about? Crazy Lord, dude. When Tom listened to all of it? Tom listened to all of it.

Tom listened. Are you listening or reading? I'm listening. Yeah, yeah. You just got to hang up and listen. Device and figure. Yeah, you love Mary and reason. Yeah.

What's the, has there been anything eye opening that, that like, you're like, wow, this is how the, I had an astrovan I also had an astrovan for many years of my life and that was cool to bond that way you in Portnoy or not that different Exactly yeah Does he talk about Adderall in it?

No, but my buddy Tom said he loves Adderall. He does. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. I've never taken it but apparently everybody's on it. It sucks. I'm looking for like eight years prescribed Prescribe. I mean, yeah. You don't think about it. You just don't sleep.

Yeah, you get nasty things. thoughts. I'm already doing that. I'm better off alone. I'm doing a suicide squad. That's what I was doing last night. I was like, I can't get rid of these. I can't get rid of this chick. Can't get rid of this kid?

I could leave them. Like I could leave. It would mess them up a little bit, but it's like, yeah. What's worse? Me being around, not sleeping? I'm gonna be, I'm a demon.

Yeah, you're a suicide bombing in real time. Like you're like doing an extended release suicide bomb by staying around and not sleeping. Are you taking anything to sleep? Hell no, bro. I tried some stuff. Billy loves potions. I gave him a racial of a mushroom.

Dude, it worked. Did it not? Oh, yeah. I just forget to take. The problem I have with medicines and stuff is I forget to take them. I'm like retarded. I can't remember to take anything. Yeah, but if I can't sleep, I feel like you'll remember.

Dude, you wish you think that my brain would be on that level. It never crosses my mind. I go through this cycle at night where I go, oh, my body woke me up again because I need to sip water. And then I take another little sip of water and I try to go to sleep again. His water intake is all at night. He doesn't drink water going on the day. I don't drink water.

You have a nice, a nice drag. Oh, you crush it. Crushing this thing, yeah. Have another. How you put in this shit?

I'm trying. And why I'm like struggling, do you like, I mean, not that I don't want to be here, but like Hunter and Tucker are talking right now. And I'm kind of like. It's going to be a lot of.

No, it's coming out at 1 p.m. Right now. Oh, they are. Live right now. You think it's going to be good? You guys having an office,

It's Hunter Biden, dude. Not us. He was in Chicago. I'm on now. Okay. I know. Hey. Wait, what's going on?

I got to stand for something. Hunter Biden came in it. I literally had sex with his fucking dead brother's wife. Dude. Not that cool. He's doing a podcast. There's nothing bad in doing about him. It's actually a piece of shit.

Get him on, dude. He's a darling of the left. No, we don't do that on this show. We don't have politicians. No politics. No speaking of past wars. No. He's a cracking.

Yeah, exactly. You guys, actually, we should have hit him on with you guys. and we just can cut it back. Vacuum the floor, dude, for Parmesan cheese. Well, I saw, I watched part of his interview with, who's the racist kid? Don't do that. Nick Planty.

Come on, you know exactly. Yeah, Nick Flintosh. Yeah. The racist kid. Yeah, I watched like, I watched like 15 minutes of that. She was, it was terrible. With Andrew Callahan. Andrew Clare.

Billy needs that guy. Did you like it? Don't follow him. I didn't think that it was, I don't think it was that bad. I just feel like it was like that, I don't know. What's the deal with that Nick is that? Flentes kid. I don't know. That's your goat? No. I look up to

Dan, that's crazy. You look up to Fentz. You look up to Calais. He's like, Calhane's your boy, bro. He might fight you, dude. I'm just trying to keep it players. Bro, I don't support Callahan or Hunter. That's your goat. You probably so liked and sub Channel 5.

With the hair gel, bro. I donate to Channel 5. It was a, is legal fees. Yeah, he paid his legal fees. That's crazy. Yeah, I mean, you know, I see like this shitty or he's like coming out, not to get political, but he's like coming out and acting like he's just like, oh, dude, I was just fucked up on drugs.

Like that doesn't take away the fact that you were literally the biggest piece of shit in the planet. Who? Callahan. Hunter Biden. Oh, okay. That could apply to any of those guys. Just banging your brother's wife is crazy. Yeah, yeah.

Was his brother alive at the time? Both. I think it was alive and dead. Oh, that's an old tradition, though. if your brother dies take on the wife yeah of course and Bill Gibson did it

in the Patriot I can't remember I think he did is that his brothers was that his brother in the Patriotica Hunter Biden but that is biblical

though to take your brother's wife but not while your own crack if you're like this is a really bad situation it's old tea

she has needs and someone has to satisfy them oh he's having fun fun I think they both like the party a little bit he he's persuasive

though when you watch him in person He's like relatively cogent. He's not like you're typically frenetic crackhead. Dude, I can't shake the teeth pick. Oh, yeah.

Can you wait, what was the teeth pick? Him on the fucking in the, his teeth grind it down and go get the the nears or whatever. I can't shake the M&Ms on his erect penis. I'm not. I need, there he is. That's who should be on Channel 5.

That's who's talking, right? I got one of them in the back, like just naturally did that toilet tea. They're horrendous. Damn, that's crazy. That's what is that from that's from crack I'm assuming I don't know I mean either that or he was chewing concrete Why would you ever flick up in that in your darkest hour?

He was on crack He was flicking up constantly in his darkest hour He was flicking up on the fucking he was he was on crack at the dentist Have you never heard any of the audio You've never went through the Hunter Bine laptop It's amazing He's taking pictures with a fucking erection with Eminems on his dick for size comparison That could have just got a ruler

That's baller shit. That's invented. That's cool. Honestly, I think it's .5. I think it's .5. Honey, honey,

have I hurt you? Have I hurt you in any way? He's like harassing fucking prostitutes. His text messages are wild. There was a bunch of pictures with him with like a gun, right? He left that. That's what I'm saying. Like everyone's so endearing.

He left a fucking pistol in a trash can in Delaware for anyone to go fine. You had to get rid of it. I hear you, but like, bro. Oh, here the snubby? Get help. A little snub nose? Yeah. That's a good gun.

That's a solid piece. I thought he was fucking dirty Harry for a little bit. That's crazy to give a fucking crack at a pistol. I mean, it's Hunter Biden, though. He probably got it from his old man. He had a car. He fucking ran like a, he left his porch somewhere. Remember when he flipped the truck over?

Yeah. And it went to bankman. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like taking pictures like going 140 in a truck. I'm saying. I know you guys don't want to get political, but he'd be a great guest. Have you ever read beautiful things? The book?

No. What's you talking about? Beautiful things like his life, his brother. is tall for Beau Bo and Little Bo and like he's had a wild ride man Chateau Marmal Yeah Chateau Marmonde

He fucking held that down for a while He got kicked out Isn't that what That's where he went When he told his family He was going to go to rehab And then he went to Marmont or something Or was that a different time?

I don't know yeah He's had a lot of fumbles I can't remember timelines Is it crazy how much that he's fumbled And then like he goes on a little tour And everyone's like he's the man Yeah that's what I'm saying Yeah it's like a bad person

So do you He's charismatic Do you think he'll end up running? I mean, at this point, probably. I don't know. Yeah. Trump's saying he, what is it? He has a problem with BBC.

Oh, that was Trump. He prefers BBC. Anything could happen at this point, brother. Do you think that he's manipulative enough to have put Eminem minis on his dick? Oh, yeah. That's a great question. That would be, he's not going. That's what I said.

He's not going to be. He's not going to be. I think it might be even point five. Yeah, point five with Eminem minis. Unless he just has a fucking rod, which is probably got a rod. You think he's rodded? Yeah. It's Hunter Biden.

Well, they said that when his dad got that fucking, that chick, Tara Reid, said he was huge. Oh, yeah, she did. Wait, what? His dad is dad. He, like, pressed her up against the cold marble. He had to meet her, too. Fouchi had a meet too, too. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Fouchy had a fake. Falky was fake. Falky was never proven. Falky might have a phone with just three contacts in it. With 66,000 text messages. Think about that, dude. They're doing Fouji so dirty. Bro.

They're doing him so dirty. Is that the medication? That's good. That's bait, bro. You're baiting me. Oh, my God. Bro, they're going through... That's a graphene oxide in your body talking right out.

They're going through his diary. Yeah, dude. Did you read it? That's private. Oh, my God. I met Farrah Fawson. This is incredible. Wait, you glazed past or...

It's just rage bait, dude. It's just... You glazed... You're like that racist podcast. Bro, he saved the country, if not the world. Oh. I'm going to start And we all got two weeks off

Who's complaining about this? Two years off, bro Yeah, because it was the best two years of my life I mean you got to respect his basketball career Exactly From one bar to another Live stream with him

Oh yeah What happened with Tara Reid? Supposed she fucking Me Too Biden Was like he like Joe or Hunter Joe Joe back in the day Territ Not that Tarried Not that Tarree

Yeah it's another one I thought you're talking American Pie No no this is like pre that Different one. Oh, she accused. I thought you meant she did something to Joe. Yeah. No,

Joe did something to he pressed his hog up against her. It was the time. That's sexual assault, bro. That's the times. Yeah, you can't do that. I mean,

we're talking about Clinton land. Like, yeah, the rules were different. Yeah, exactly. Lane of the plug. Fuck,

dude, that's a good point. I mean, if Clinton's in office and you're Joe Biden, you're going to obviously you're going to be shoving your dick up against people.

Yeah, this was like super predator. It was like Republicans, banging little boys. George Bush allegedly, senior, liked him young. Did he really? Allegedly. They all do.

Black, too. For real. For real. I can read a book? Supposedly. I mean, dude. This is, allegedly, that was his flavor. You black and young?

Yes. Male or female? Walnuts. That's what the code word is in Pizza Gate. Walnuts or the pizza? Walnut sauce. Yeah. That's insane

You got me activated Fucking talking that stupid shit about Fauci I can't say that He's losing his mind right now Spade actually hit the greatest shit I've ever heard my life on the way up here Fucking COVID-19 was the greatest mass shooting On the planet Earth

Wow It was It really was That dude straight up a lot And then there's like the thing that I don't get Is people are fucking sitting there Still assy about it Like who cares what's in his diary

Like dude that guy gave you turbo cancer and you fucking took it. They passed that shit off fast with a warp speed or whatever. And then you signed your rights away. You can't sue or anything. So you're going to be fucked in about five years. When was last jab you guys got? Bro.

Come on. Be honest. You don't got to put on the cool face for us. What jab? Like when I was fucking six and my mom was making decisions for me? Like I go to the doctor. Like I'm really afraid of flu this year. You might give me a fucking flu shot?

You definitely got a jab past six. bro be real be real we can cut it if you want six great six great i got chock i know you guys got a reputation you got to protect i'm going to get emotional because it was six grade before we played holy cross and i was a fucking running back and dude the next day i felt like dog shit i got annihil you they killed you yeah they suppressed you team needed me and fucking fouchi in the squad hit me with the chicken pox that put me under i was like for real fucked up for like two days was it did fouchies had had kids they went to Holy Cross too, right? No, I'm talking Delaware County.

Oh, no, I know. That's what I mean. He was trying to sabotage you. Oh, no, no, no. They just had to fucking stuff. It's like, this is their fucking stuff. That's giving them the fucking jab. Yeah, that was fucked up.

I went to chop or whatever it was. Chop. Chop? It wasn't chopped. There was another thing before that. I went to a fucking, not Hahnmanman. I went to a pediatric doctor for a little too long. Dude, hit me with, why do you shave your bush?

And I was like, I'm fucking out of here, bro. That was wild. That is pretty weird. Yeah. That was weird. I was like fucking 13. And I was like porn. Watch it, bro.

No one has a bush. That's an insane question. I was watching porn every day. What are you using an electric? Whatever I get my hands on. So you were putting shaving cream on your on your shaft at 13. I mean, wasn't going up the shaft at that point.

Yeah, I mean, I just had pubis hair. So like that shit came through. I was like sick. But then I started watching porn. And I was like, okay,

this is like no go if you want pussy. Yeah. So pick that. They're like waxing and shit. Yeah. They had no hair on it. I thought that was like old man shit. But maybe he was just looking out being like, hey, I want to make sure nobody's making

you shave your pews. Nah. I mean, dude, just fucking like sleeping dogs lie. I don't know. Old cold hands hit me with that. I was like, later. Hit me with that and like a weird fucking know.

They like put their finger near your ball sack and like push up a little bit until I cough. No. You never got that? No. You got molested. It's all right. That's fine. You got vaccinated.

Yeah. You got molested by Fauci. Let it grow out next time. It looks like That was literally the last time I went But no I mean do you get flu shots? No No

When's the last time you got vexed? COVID Sorry Did you get boosted? No No I got J and J Yeah one shot

I got J and J and then I Honestly that's the most respect The one you can get Yeah You got something like It's just like I think it's the weakest sauce You got like the MR and A tech I don't think that shit's fucking good at all

Yeah What do I know It's not strong or it was the worst one? I think it's the worst one. I think it's the worst one. I think it has the most adverse events is like Moderna and shit like that. But wasn't that, wasn't Jay and Jay the one that was like getting people blood clots and shit? They all get people blood clots, bro.

Kids started like dying on soccer fields. Like, I don't know what the hell is going on. Three million kids. That wasn't like movies, bro. Three billion kids died from the COVID vaccine. The three billion kids died from abortion, bro. That's a different thing. Those both count.

It's the same thing. Same shit. Yeah, this is highly controversial subject. It's nice. It's nice to just get it. out there. Sass was talking to Israel for a while then he put a... Someone hit you from Ohio. I got the call.

I got the call. Yeah. Shut up. All right, really? Everyone's going to know that we've been bad for a few years. That was crazy. I listened to the damn. Sass is ever the target.

Yeah, they shot me down. You were listening to a little Flintez and got activated. I mean, those 18 month olds will grow up, dude. Yes, of course. Journey baloney. What do you guys think about the flock cameras? You were talking about this last week. Yeah, yeah.

And Francis wouldn't bite. So he needed a. A more receptive audience. That's why we brought you guys We're talking about something else too. You're like, oh, it's either good or bad. Like, said something like, I could either be good. Well, you want the flocks?

No, I'm anti-flock. Start cutting them down. I'm gonna. I got 20 sitting in my living room right now. You know they have gold in them? Yeah, allegedly they have like a lot of gold in them. Hell yeah. If you're a scrapper.

A little treasure. Yeah, for real. It's a very small amount. Yeah, the scrappers honestly should get them like the crack heads. If Hunter Biden had got his hands on some fucking flak cameras, he'd still be on crack. Yeah. There's gold inside them. Yeah.

But when you go to the map of where all the flock cameras are in the United States, the dots look like they take up half the U.S. But then you zoom in and like the dots that they use for every flock camera are really big. So it looks like it's like a bigger overlap than it is. It's like a gated community in Lower Marion has 60. Yeah. It looks like it's like one of the fucking like Verizon coverage maps when they show it. Yeah, it's everywhere. But it's really just if they had a finer dot on the flock.

the South's got a shit ton of them Rise up. Surveillance State. They got these new SUVs where they can drive next to you and they can like read your entire phone and the cops outfitted these cops in Texas outfitted like these Chevy Tahoe's

with it. One point three million dollar And immediately to do I don't know that I'm convoluting like couple stories but immediately the one cop just started stalking one of his co-workers. Oh yeah that's what they all. Cheaters are beers or beers every single one.

I read something this weekend. There was morning time immediately. I read something this weekend. And someone got killed because the flock camera said that, like a car drove by and the flock camera said that they were like wanted for murder or something. Oh, they're surrounded on the fucking highway. Yeah, yeah. Cops killed the person. Just a random person.

Cops love that shit. Oh, you get cut up. What's their license by to look it up? That's illegal. You're not supposed to be able to do that. Obviously you're using this with your bad relationship. You have with your girlfriend. Yeah.

Yeah. But First Amendment, though, taking pictures of license plates legal. Are you guys on the First Amendment audit or no? I watch auditors as well Who do you watch Amagainstet Press All those guys I don't like them anymore

When I first When they first hit up Yeah Midwest safety Watching guys get tased is fucking Real good But there's like Midwest safety has Has death

There's death on Midwest safety There's a members only section Yeah Spade's all members only Really? I have two Memberships One is that And one is sexy secret vacations

which is very niche. What is it? What's in it? It's like vacation education. Like were you talking about going to like Japan and like what it's really like there's a dude that like put on medas when they first came out and went over and was like this is how you go get a hand job in Bangkok. Oh, hell yeah.

He found this dude. He's like a random dude that I found doing like food reviews in like an Amish markets. Yeah. So I was like he like popped out of an eyeballs and he's like, come on vacation education adventures. And I saw his meat. bouncing his fucking pants and I'm like, yo,

what the fuck's this dude doing? Like, not wearing underwear. And you're like, I got to see more. I was like, I got to look into this dude. Found out he's like doing like,

he's doing like, he's doing like sexy swingers shit. I'm like, swingers, cruises are wide. This is a whole YouTube algorithm that people, regular people don't know about.

And then I'm like checking this out. Then he had like a paid thing. Then I found out he's just a male stripper. Oh, this makes complete sense. It's kind of harmless. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. That kills me though. I thought he was a civilian. No, no. God, this makes complete sense. If he was a civilian, I think that's like kind of more of a story. But it's like, he's a perfect.

We got to the bottom of it. Backed off of me. Yeah, this makes complete sense. Obviously, your hogs bounce around everywhere. But he still does content where he travels the globe and gets handies. No, no, no, no. That's over now. And now we're just doing like mostly.

Vacation, education. Amish buffets. Oh, got it. Very charismatic. Mostly like Jersey, Philly area buffets that are cheap. I mean, Amish buffets have to be some of the best ones. He's got T-Rex arms bad, though. What a downgrade.

Can't reach the pockets. whatsoever. It's like, dude, z-bugs. That's a lot up for a water. I've heard people say T-Rex arms when someone won't reach for the bill. Yeah, that's what they're talking. Alligator arms, what everyone called. I was thinking, Will C-Wallel. I was thinking Will Campbell.

Yeah, yeah. And a fucking tiny frame. Yeah. Brutal. That's a guy on the Patriots. Oh. Okay. We're back to talking about Patriots. I got you. Yeah. We talked about sports. You got into that quite recently, didn't you? I remember when you first came to Barstool, you weren't.

that big of a sports guy. Yeah, yeah. Comes from the top, dude. It's how the company is structured. Yeah. You have to buy into it at a certain point. Or start making golf content. That's either you start liking in football or you're going to have to start making

golf stuff and they make you choose. Did you guys hear why we had to stop talking about flock content? It was because... Flock or what? It was because Flock. Flock? It was because Francis's dad was at Bohemian Grove. Jell.

Are you serious? Not, Ireland. Did he was at Bohemian Grove? I mean, that guy? His dad? Yeah, of course.

I can see that. I totally believe that. There's probably like a one-way mirror here right now. It's so gay. So gay. You have us a little

run-down on Bohemian Grove. It's like a gay theater thing. We were talking about it. It's not that weird my dad used to go. I mean, Richard Nixon would fucking say otherwise.

Yeah. Richard Nixon said it was faggy. Those were his exact ones. Yeah, yeah. And I quote. Yeah, yeah, no, that's literally what he said. His words not mine.

So what is his, uh, what, like, wait, so he got silent. So his dad knows flock, flock camera people? Is that, I mean, it was like, it's not directly correlated, but it's like in the same episode where we found out, like, he shut down the bohemian growth talk and put his head in the sand about the flock cameras. You know what I mean? It was like, uh, suppression. It was like, overall, like, um, so we got to get back to sports and supporting Israel.

Yeah. totally understand but now that he's not here I just want to let you guys maybe like Bohemian Grove is so gay Wax poetic about so they're not like eating people there I mean like Alex Jones went in there

Yeah they do like a effigy of now It's like ungodly rich guys So they just haven't fun Yeah I think so But I think maybe there's like some stuff But they're not eating chestnuts on their pizza or nothing No I think that's kind of stuff they do

Dude did you see that fucking Presbyr's Hilton shit Yes Why is Arianna Grande doing this shit too? Why are they all getting bloody? I didn't see Grande was hit Ariana. She had a whole thing where she got bloody on camera. They're all doing this weird stuff. Well, Perez Hilton tried to kill himself.

I don't know if he did. He 100% did it. I think he's engagement farming. Oh yeah. He's a weasel fuck that made his whole living off of gossip. That was the worst thing I've ever seen. That really, that's going on. Yeah, that was the worst thing I've ever seen.

Him cutting himself with a knife going, oh. Bro, he was covered. I've seen the guy get like pulled up. park in a fucking industrial setting. Yeah, but it's not Perez. It's not the one you've like seen before. This is a random fucking guy. I could watch Perez Hilton cut himself falling asleep.

That does nothing. It's very weak. Yeah. But it's like a parasitic human. I used to watch dudes get decapitated by like dumpsters. Yeah, no, I've seen all this shit. I've seen it. I've seen the bad stuff.

Oh my God. I'm a parasite. No, that shit was so. But one in. But to your point, his stock has, his name. name, his Q rating has never been more bubbling than it is right now. I don't think so. I mean, I muted his name on Twitter because I didn't want to see the video again.

No, I didn't want to see the name. I didn't want to see the video again. Dude, you unfollowed him. My whole timeline was a video of fucking him covered in blood. That's soft, bro. It's a might be a little soft. It's not where my bond was trying to be.

Perez Hilton that puts you over the edge. You're not like lively. Because live leak is just, I still see why I close my eyes from live. Pres Hill, I forgot he did that. It's like the dude who lit himself on fire, or outside of that.

Yeah, but like that. doesn't do anything. I thought he was a girl. Preselton? Yeah, I've never seen him before. Actually, it sounds like it.

Right? I thought it was a girl. Yeah. So what's Grande have to do with it? Because I just saw her, she's in the new Benziller movie. Oh, yeah.

The flockers or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, they're saying like, meet the flock cameras. It's like a fucking thing where like they're doing this,

like, showing you like this is what they're all about. And it's like a thing to like usher in their weird ass fucking cult-like religions. like these people live for like fucking whatever the hell Perez Hilton did Arianna Grande they're doing these weird fucking I mean someone at show we got a we got connected dog Arianna Grande's was a music video bro I know yeah it could be and Perez Hilton was fuck uh have you ever heard Ariotic Grande song yeah you think any of her music video should have her completely bloody I don't it's a music video who gives a

fuck I mean also she had a fucking concert bombed in London oh was that related at all Bro, I wouldn't be doing fucking freak shit like that. Or they have a bomb go off and then you do whatever you're told. So you have a bomb go off, then you start doing whatever you're told. Yeah. You know? Ariana Grande is in a music video. I'm the Perez Hilton thing.

I don't know. Dude, can you side by side those? Because they look exactly this side. Don't pull it up. Do not even look at it. I just pulled there. Are you jerked to Pres Hill or something? Dude, SAS has PSD and mental health.

That's nothing. That video was insane. I mean, like, it should have been way worse. If it was real. Yeah. Billy used to watch guys cut their dicks off. Yeah, BME pain Olympics.

She does. I mean, you are kind of right. It does look exactly the same. Yeah. But it's a connecting thoughts, brother. You might be right. It's just a weird thing. I think there's another person that did it too, but like, I mean, long drive.

I can't fucking remember. But it's just weird. It is. The Perez Hilton thing, I literally think is fake. You really think it is? Yes. But isn't he like in a hospital now? They said, I read that he was in a hospital and need surgery.

Did you got to get something that's not like Hollywood gossip going on your outlet? On his blog? Where would I have been able to read it that you guys would have been like, yeah, that checks out? Nowhere. Literally nowhere. Like that is a performance. That dude did. I mean, there were a lot of people saying it was, it looked fake.

It did. I didn't watch it. long enough to you know how fucked you have to be to be able to cut yourself that many times on camera yeah but he's fucking I think he's insane bro I don't know I mean I think it's an act job no one has talked about that guy forever

and now he's like here's what I'll do I mean sawing himself apart on TikTok live which also how is that allowed because it was fake yes because it was just a makeup it was just like I want cops to kill me but if you posted a video like that on Instagram it wouldn't even get through

it's squibs bro Yeah. It's Melange. Right. I mean, that dude has ties to fucking all your Hollywood faves and stuff like that.

You don't think that guy could get some shit where it's like, do make it look like I'm getting cut. Like, have you ever seen saving private rhyme? That's pretty crazy.

Yeah. Like, that video is nothing. I've never seen it on TikTok live. Which I'm not on TikTok regardless. I don't trust that shit. I mean, that dude's a fucking weirdo.

I wouldn't put it past them. 100%. I wouldn't put it past them. 100%. But I also wouldn't pass. put it past him that he did do it. You got to be a certain kind of fucked up to do that. But I think he is a certain kind of fucked up.

I mean, he's just a gay gossip queen. Yeah, and it got too much gossip. Yeah, honestly God, I think that shit comes back to bite you in the ass. If you live in the dark like that. He does live in the dark because he was spreading like images of people. Yeah, yeah, he has kids. Yeah. Is he the one who got the Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton upskirt?

Probably. So all that shit on VH1 every day during the summer. Remember when they did like, I love the 70s VH1? It would just play all summer long. And they had the upskirts on H1? VH1 would do like fucking famous, like Jeffrey Epstein was actually on one. I remember I love the 70s. Secret Life of the Famous, Rich and Famous.

Like this man has so many private planes. But they were like showing those things all the time. Yeah, those are the best. The fabulous life of Jeffrey Epstein. Flavor love. that shit was sick wouldn't fucking I'd be lying

if I said didn't warm up that a few times bro Brett Hart's flavor of love that was sick Brett Hart had a fucking dating show

and VH1 rock of love I got no idea what that is damn what about wild on on E that was a good

warm up act wild on wild on what's that he like wild on like Vegas oh yeah you ever watched that

no but I can imagine you can imagine we're talking about like some taxi cab confession tear stuff right kind of like that That mixed with like a sexy version of insomniac with David Tell.

Yeah, yeah. Where they're just like running around the city. I'm talking about staying up late at night being like 12, 13 years old. Yeah. I know this. You're like, comp pizza. So you never had to use a TV to beat off?

No, no, never. Or like Girls Gone Wild commercials. So not even after. Obviously, I was weighed up all night long. I was just talking.

What was I just talking about girls gone wild with you? There was another infomercial that they had out for Girls Gone Wild. It was like that, but it wasn't. What was what we were talking about? I fucking can't remember. It was like a girl's going wild type of thing. Was that mean? You talking about that?

Yes. We were talking about yesterday. I'm on zero asleep. Yeah. It's okay, bro. It was good stuff, though, what we were talking about. Yeah. Good old.

Good old stuff. Good old stuff. Good old morning stuff. So we were just right on an iPod touch? Yeah. Oh, no. We were talking about PlayStation too. Smoke shows.

Oh. We're talking about how crazy it is to do smoke shows. I remember that shit back at Temple. Someone would become a smoke show and shake. We would just go right to her fucking head. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They were out of there.

A goon. got you for a week, bro. Coined the term. What? Like when you would get, what, break this down for me. What is this? Oh, wow.

It's your company. I feel like I'm being dated right now. This is crazy. Oh, you're talking about a bar stool smokes. Yeah. He coined the term. It's the only guy that's ever said that. Come on,

man. Where are you? He coined smoke show. Then they would put out the smoke patrol. They find smokes in different colleges. A girl will get put up as like the Chicago smoke show of the day. And then she's walking around Chicago. Like,

she's God. She's Paris Hilton. Yeah. Not Perez Hilton. Yeah, that'll get, that'll go to your head. That was going. I'll go straight to the head. That was serious shit.

You, you, dude, did they know they were becoming the smoke show or did you? So they were like, photo shoot. Oh, I see. Or they, like, mine their Instagram for, like, sexy picks of them. Yeah. I never got into that. Like, fucking, remember, like, I like Girls Daily on Twitter and show. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Just straight up Twitter point. I don't know how dudes have that in the Algo. No, I never understood that. Just scrolling through Twitter. It's just a naked chick and stuff. Like ys Knotch the whole day off You build it

Brick by a brick That used to be a job here Where you just would scroll Instagram And find a hot girl Like that was somebody's main job Yeah

Finding smoke shows Like that Where is he Like have you ever seen That clip There's legend Have you ever seen The

He's chained to the fucking Ibean Down there Tie me to the mast Have you guys Have you guys Have you guys Have you guys

Have you guys The Have you seen the Timzzi guys when they find out that Halk Hogan Died? No Oh you haven't seen that

I saw When they figured out Charlie Kirk died They all cheered Oh yeah they were looping it up in the background. That's what it's like, though, when they find, like, the smoke show of the day in Chicago.

They're like, we got it, we got it. That's saying, Terry was a fucking B. What's whispering to Sass? What happened to TMZ? He's got 100 words written up right now. Send it. When Hulk died? Hulk Hogan died, and they're, like, running around.

And they're like, they're like, Hulk's dead. And then they're like, and then everyone's, like, freaking out running around. They're like, get that ready to publish now. They probably annihilated him a couple times. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Gawker got his ass too.

Horace Hilton probably got him. Oh, definitely. Peres Pilton probably had his way with Hulk. Bill's a Hulkomaniac. I love Hulk Hogan. I want to be a Hulkomaniac and have fun of my family and friends. His album's sick. Hulk Hogan?

What was that? What was that? Rap or? It was kind of like if Hulk Hogan tried to rap. Yeah, yeah. It makes a lot of flow, maybe zero out of ten, but delivery 100%. What error did it come out in? That had to have been the 80s or 90s. Like, I remember it was on a CD and I heard it.

Must have been early 90s. It was early 90s. It was some shit like that, but it was fucking nice. You guys bump in that Andrew Tate song, Mr. Plenty? Mr. Plenty. They call me Mr. Plenty. I hate. I hate Andrew Tate.

Yeah. Have you seen that around? Yes, of course. It's so funny. Righting in my bench. Get him in the nicest. Why do you guys hate Mr. Plenty? I mean, he took the smoke show to another level.

Yeah. He's a digital pen. I never understand that. He's a fucking beast. He has prostitutes. Yeah, yeah. But I mean, I think his only fans were like little boys. What about his incredibly woke take?

You. About, like... He was like, would you rather fuck like Hulk Hogan with a dick? Or... I think he's strange. Hulk Hogan with a pussy or like Megan Funch with a dick. A one woman. It's a one woman like on the ratings.

or a 10 trap. One woman all day. Yeah. And he's saying that it's gayer to fuck Hulk Colchagan with him. That's what he's on the table. He's saying it's gayer to fuck Hulk Hogan with a pussy

than Megan Fox with a dick. I don't think he has a penis. Who said this, Tate? Tate. Cobra? Cobra said this. He was like on a rooftop. Yeah, for real.

He ever seen the Tate Bulls. It's fucking crazy. The what? The Tate bulge, remember? Where he's sitting down. It looks like he's a Ken dog. Oh, right. You guys think he's trans?

Yeah. What makes you think that? As you keep saying you guys when you're sitting next to him. Yeah. I assume you guys share the same opinions. Yes. Oh, for a lot of them. Just not this one specifically.

Just respect his autonomy. Yeah, his autonomy. Yeah, his autonomy. Yeah, yeah. So you think Andrew Tate's trans. What about Tristan? I mean, Tristan's got a nose job. Fucked this whole shit up.

How can you be like a dude fucking sitting there like this is how you're going to be man and then go get rhinoplasty. Yeah, you're a pussy, girl. Yeah, I agree. Coming from a guy with a perfect nose. That's the Irish. That's the Irish. That's a good nose.

Look how nice his nose is. Genetically gifted. I was genetically blessed. You're like, well, I would someone ever want their tities to be bigger? Coming from Kate Upton. I can understand that from a woman.

For a man, dude, just be better as a human. Don't get fucking plastic surgery. Yeah, I agree. I mean, clap. I don't know. If I was a teenager, obviously,

you're a huge clap guy. If I was a teenager and that height surgery was around, I would have been freaking out a little bit and like I can end this 5, 6 What would you have boosted to? Something that I could not trip Get something classy like 510

Classy 510 Classy 59 Doesn't actually hurt though I don't assume that it's one of the worst pains Yeah You are really hurts though? Could you imagine And just get the peptides if it hurts

You know? Yeah, that's true You can heal They can heal you now. Just get the healing. You'll be back. I'd start it to be fucking crazy. Because I'm going to be disproportional.

Did you guys see that Chris Hansen's back interviewing EDP? Oh, dude. I saw that today. Chris Hansen's interviewing Eat That Pussy. I don't know. I saw a clip of that. I don't know who eat that pussy is. He's a big fat black dude.

I saw him on the ground. I saw him on the ground. He used to be at Barstool. Yeah. He did. He wasn't like hired, but he would like walk around with the legend Smitty at like tailgates. Oh, yeah.

And, like, he fucking, uh, and everyone would be like, it's fucking eat that pussy. Like, there goes eat that pussy. And now he's actively, uh, he's like, just like an admitted, like, uh, pedophile. So he's, he's talking to decoys? No, he talked, he literally got caught. He got stung. Yeah, but that was from a year. He got stung years ago.

Yeah, he got stung. Chris Hansen's talking to him now, like, bro, what's good? He, he, like, kicked a hive. Like, he's been stung, like, a thousand times. Yeah. Like, he can't get stung enough. At Robert Patterson trailer. I want to see that.

Oh, that looks good. He's so good. It's Chris Hansen. Yeah, that looked pretty solid. Kind of a weird one to make a movie about, though. Nah, it's going to be good. What are they making the movie about the guy that smoked himself? Not Chris Hansen.

Isn't that how Chris Hansen got like that shows off the air because like a DA smoked himself? Yeah, they recently made a documentary about it. It was pretty dark. Oh, a DA fucking killed himself? They got his ass, dude. Hey. Come on. But I think EDP in that thing.

Exactly. He has a girlfriend that he's been dating for a year and they haven't been intimate yet. Big fat white bitch. Yeah. That's great. Eat that pussy or? So he's hopping, too. Yes.

He's breaking all the rules. Yes. Obviously. Snow Bunny. Jesus. I remember watching that. I remember watching eat that pussy in like middle school or high school. He was a goaded reactor, but he was so funny.

He also should be. That's what he is. He's reacting. Pretty much. He would do like videos where he'd like, what he'd react to the Eagles games and he'd have like the full fucking uniform. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah.

Yeah. Eyes would be popping out of his head. Controversial figure. Yeah. You love me. Separates the art from the artist, man. They need to throw him under the jail, though. Let him react from the fucking clink.

How do you get out? I mean, what is it, what happens if you, um, talk to a minor online and it's a deep one? Are you asking me? I'm scared. I'm wondering. Just a curiosity. He's recognizing we're not the same.

Yeah, yeah. Rone has twins, bro. Yeah, exactly. I'm proven solid. I'm not talking to hanged minors at the same time. But, uh, I don't know. Is it a manager? Manager of a duty team?

Why don't you take a seat over there? I don't think you can get in trouble for talking to a decoy. you can't get any trouble well I think well especially I think that's why it was a show because they never really committed any crime well if it's an off the clock decoy if it's just like a vigilante

civilian decoy I don't think you can get in trouble and that's why they have to break a pumpkin yeah if it's a if it's a FBI they get wrecked by that pumpkin yeah I'm sure you're in trouble yeah I was so fucking bad didn't even break

but if it's the FBI or a local police department but is the or the is the doing that? That's the whole thing. Like that's so fucking imagine that being your job at the FBI. Yeah. I saw a video about a dude whose job it was in like Texas in Texas police departments that would have to go into massage parlors and like see if they're giving hand jobs.

And then what do they wait till they come? They like orchestrate the sting. They come and then they're like you're going to jazz. That's it that they're done paying, bro. All those fucking. Where's Mike Row on that? Yeah. Dirty job.

All those fucking washes are kicking it up. The minute they stop paying, Robert Kraft gets his ass blast. Craft would be happily paid. The old jack shack. He's got a little flock system going on. Yeah,

yeah, that shit's crazy. Getting caught at the jack shack would probably be the worst thing ever. Here you ever? To the jack shack? No, no. Scarce. I've got some buddies who have been.

Getting caught would be fucking devastating at the jackshack. Oh, God. That's supposed to stop when you're like in seventh grade, bro. Someone busting in on you hard. Like you're a grown-ass man hard. Like, do you think you get, do you just get to leave? I would probably be like to catch a predator. Like, but I don't.

Please stop. Yeah. The Texas guy, he was like, he was like, hopefully we catch like a senator. Hopefully you catch like the like, you know, some high profile person in there. So they're hunting, hunting out like. And then what even happens when they're like. The other thing is where we got to get to the next guy. Yeah, they want to go up to the top.

What happens when they catch a senator, though? Nothing. They're just, they're just like. That's how they became senators. You are the next senator. Now you're the president. That was a 13-year-old. I don't care.

Congratulations. You're a senator. What do you guys think about Lindsey Graham? Ladybug? Yeah, ladybugs. Rest and piss, bro. How do you think he died? AIDS.

That's how gay news die. I get it? No, I don't know. I mean, that guy's literally a piece of shit. You don't think he got blown up? By droney baloney? I think he got smoked. It could be anything, honestly.

Now, there was a, you ever see the thing? You can look it up. There's a male sex worker that claimed that he had distinct moles on his asshole. And they try to wipe the moles off because he thought it was turds. And so don't worry about those. Those are my lady bugs. Oh, that's disgusting. Pretty gross.

They should have killed him right there. Sure. I didn't even get moles down there. Either there's like cancer or like sun exposed. God gave you that. Yeah. That's God, yeah. That's God giving a roadmap to the, to the feds.

Yeah, there's all sorts of nasty shit. Like Schiff, Pencilnack went to the wayside. Dude, that guy was like literally had targets on his back and he kind of just disappeared. Who's that? Adam Schiff, Pencilnick. Oh, yeah. He was chilling at the Chatea, Marmont, was it? He was at Marmont, too, with Biden?

I don't know if he was with Biden, but I heard. What's going on in Chateau Marmont? Weird shit. No one knows. The Who fucked it up. Led Zeppelin fucked that place up. Belushi died there. There's all sorts of crazy shit that happened there.

Only guy to ever get kicked out, Hunter Biden. Yeah. He was having too much fun. Keith Moon didn't get kicked out. He fucking wrecked the place. Didn't get. What do you think he did? What would make you a hotel owner go,

hey man, you have to get the fuck out of here. Probably a party hotel. I don't know if smoking crack is it. I think you have to do something a little worse than smoking crack. Murder? Harming people. You think he murdered?

Harming innocent people. Ah. If you catch my. Can you pull up a picture of Adam Schiff? I just don't remember if I remember what this pencil neck brother looks like. Back when Trump had his juice, named him pencil neck shit. You don't remember that?

That's pencil neck right there. That's AI, that picture. They whined his neck on that. It's there in real life. He's saying he's got a size 12 neck. Did he have some little boy? Yeah, no. Look up.

Adam shit. No, this is great. Look up Adam Schiff. What's that called? Adopted boy, adoption. Adoption. It'll come up. It's not coming up.

Yes, it is. There's a picture right there. Images, obviously. Two biological children. I think your AI is wrong. It said he hasn't adopted any children. Is that him with EDP? Right there.

Bottom left, brother. Go to go out. Right there. There he is. There he is. Oh, boy. He's got a little brother. He's got a little brother.

A little brother. What is he? What did he work at a grocery store? Yeah. There's another guy who also did that. Mike. Might have been like a Dexie. Matt Pitt did all that.

He adopted. Oh, yeah. But he's all right. He's off Brad Pitts back on the bottle. Yeah, he's drinking now. Yeah,

yeah. Love that. Welcome back. Did any of his kids train? I know a lot of the kids train. They all got rid of his last name. They all hate him. Not to be Perez Hilton.

That's what I heard. I think one of them stayed strong with him. Obviously. Like five out of six bailed. I mean, bro, if you got adopted from a, like,

like village in Africa and Angelina Jolie was your mom. You'd think she's a god. Yeah, I'm doing whatever you want. Yeah, that's true. But I wonder, but I mean, you think Brad Pitts a god too. He was in fucking Troy.

Yeah. And moneyball. No. You watch Odyssey? Zeus's law, of course. Dude, it's pretty good, honestly, like.

They're missing a lot of shit in the guy shit. Yeah. What's the main thing that they're missing? Travis Scott. They're missing talking to his mom and Haiti's. Yeah. Obviously not. And Haiti's.

The wind bag. when he when he meets Achilles in Hades that's like the that's like the biggest lesson that we should be taken away you don't want to die

a hero you just want to stay alive stay alive 40x I didn't see it in 40X I didn't see it in 40X what's that it's the one where like there's spraying

there's missing shit when you're on the boat like you see like yeah I went to one of those in Disney World before oh yeah me too bugs like awesome

I don't know what the hell was the one where they got the fucking catapillar Space Mount made me black the fuck not space mount whatever the other one is that they shut down.

Me and Spade have talked about this before. The new alien. The alien breakout. Splash, no, no, no. There was a thing where an alien broke out

of a fucking cage that they like shot in from space. Is this like Epcot? I was like seven. It's like, oh, universal. Dude,

I lost my fucking mind. I was like, my face was in my dad's shoulder. I was like, please, for love of God, they'd make this thing go way. But it was 4D

so you could feel it breathing on your neck. And I was like, we're done. It's over. I've never. Extraterrestrial. Literally took it away. Terrestrial.

Because it was too scary. It's too scary, bro. I lived to tell the tale. Oh, it was alien. Yeah, it was fucking terrifying. It's terrifying. I went to the tree of life or whatever, and they do like a movie there where they're spraying you a shit. And then there's a part where a bug is like crawls under your ass.

Like the seat moves. Like it's like, it's supposed to be like a bug. Is it like under your bug? Are you sure you weren't at his pediatrician's office? Everything okay down there? How's everything feeling down there? Yeah, there's some lady bugs back there or what? Why do you keep shaving?

me. You know? It's wild, bro. Honey, I shrunk the kids was a good one at Disney World where they would like

shake you around a little bit. I think there was like a haunted mansion was sick. Wanted mansion. I thought they were real fucking ghost. I was seven. But they were like,

if you look down over the balcony, there's like they had like ghost looking things with, I don't know what you would call the holographics. What age are you going to take your seat to Disney World? I don't know. I don't know if we're going to be doing that. Really?

Disney World is. It's a very suspicious mother. Yeah. What parks do you think you'll go to? I don't know. I've been checking out some of the new roller coasters. I don't know if you guys have seenies. I watch YouTube's.

It works in the fast lane, bro. In Dubai. That's where the real shit's happening now. What do you mean? There's also six flags one. I can't remember what it is, but like you're not even, you're spinning. So you're dangling and spinning the whole time. Have you spun recently?

No. I got hit on a merry-go, not like the little playground one with my neck. My phone's off. going to die. Yeah. I was like, this is never going to go back in the North. It's like a new six flat.

There's like a new six flags. It's like purple green and, uh, it begins with a B. It's like their new roller coaster. This is fucking unreal. They just have an AI rendering of what it is. But you can look up Falcons,

the Falcons nest or something like that in Dubai. Oh yeah. I've seen that. That's fucking nuts. Yeah. Oh, here it is. What's it called Bahama? Yeah,

Bacuana. This is, watch the video for this is fucking nuts. Bro, I don't like this shit at all. Oh, is that the one where it locks in? and then it puts you to a full, like, 90 degree angle and you drop.

It's not about the track. You're dangling and spinning the whole time. That sounds like hell. It looks like hell, yeah. No one could convince me that these things are safe. You ever been to Bush Gardens? No, I haven't. It's epic.

I went there back in the day. I was out in Jackson Hole a couple weeks ago, and I did one of those roller coasters where you like take it up the mountain. It's like a slide pretty much, you know? Like a flume? Lodflin? Did you get wet? You're just like

Yeah you're on the little Mario cart Yeah Oh dude I always want to do this It was pretty fun I watched she was like The Chinese stuff Yeah It's like Chinese stuff

Yeah Wait is it Chinese This is like back In the Adorondics they have it Where like you go in a little cart And it's like a path Where you go down the mountain I've seen the Japanese one

Where you're all going down the island And you're like racing past each other Yeah You got DK Mountain double dash They have stuff in China That's wild Yeah Like downhill rivers

and you got the little T-Moo jet boats and you're like doing this shit. That is sick. China, I mean, it's a wide and wonders place not to sound like Hassan, but there's a lot of shit going on out there. Piker? He loves China.

What about, uh, so does EDP? EDP killed a dog. That's fucking. Dolly world. So EDP is just. Dolly World? Yeah, what's that?

Dolly part and like built her own theme part. Yeah. And it's crazy. Is it good? It doesn't look good, but it's fucking, and it's kind of dated, but it's weird that she has her own. I don't know what would possess you to do this. Nate Bargazzi is in Bargazler.

He's building his own theme party. This is for money, though. This isn't for the love of the game. It's called Nate Land. Nate Land. I think he's going to run for president. Bargotsie. Bargotsie against Hunter Biden.

Yeah, that would be amazing. That's what we need. Hey, man, you guys are a canary in the coal mine. I would go on. Communists can't make jokes anymore. We got problems. I saw a clip of Nate, we all I'm talking to KFC.

Did you know that he split his first year salary with some other dude? That's how they got started. KFC? Yeah. Damn. It's crazy. Legend. Oh, uh,

K Marco? Maybe, yeah, yeah, yeah. Name sounds familiar from my, from my listener. Kay Marco. I didn't know that. Yeah, he split his first year salary. And then they both got equity. It's legend.

And they both got like 17 or something. Crazy. Yeah, the richest fuck. How crazy is that. I got to get my millions. I have to get my equity. I got it. I got to get my slice of the pie.

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You can make your own competitor. I can, yes. It's very easy. It's very easy. Come on. He's bug and play. He makes it look too easy. Yeah.

It really is easy. It's not. It doesn't seem too hard. It's like putting me. I mean, it's hard. It's probably harder to put together a fucking piece of furniture from IKEA. Oh, genuinely.

It's like hieroglyphics. Yeah, it's really not, it's not hard. It's just like everything has. Is this you doing it? Yeah. Did you just say something about semen retention? I don't think so now. That's weird.

It's what it said on the bottom. Yeah. I don't think I had it. Real quick, I saw that. It said semen retention popped up on the subtitles. I really didn't realize how dark it was when I was filming. That's okay, dude. Yeah, I apologize.

Yeah, it looks like ass. It looks like. I actually prefer the dark. Kind of noir. Another glow of TV light. I just added another fan to it this weekend. And your boy, Austin's sitting there saying you guys don't do shit. total sneaker, Mel, honestly.

I never even heard of the bloke. No, no, neither. Some guy Olson's talking shit on their bush. Who's that? I don't know. He's a Renfield for Portnoy. Oh, really? Yeah, it's like to procure. Is this just the only Marshall team or there's more Barstall teams?

No, just him. Okay. They're trying to shut them down. No, they're like the best team in like the second league. Okay. We're tier two. We're tier two to two league. We were the best team in the world. Like for tier two for like two months straight.

Hey, man. This is what I don't know. We fell apart of the game of the season. You guys have an actual fucking thing here. Like the autism rates and shit, you think they're going to be watching soccer or fucking video games? Oh, yeah. You guys got a pivot.

I know. I know. This is the future. Yeah. They just say they'll, they'll accept it soon. Damn. It's on denial.

But the one thing that could beat you guys is the like 14 year old bros throwing those Oh, I've been watching that. That's the only thing that could smoke you. I want to do that so bad. Did you see that? I have them in my house. Are you serious?

For my kid. Yeah. Fuck. They love them. That and the little Indians that play that game where it's like big ass chips and they have like a marble slab. Yeah. And they can like get like little checker chips into the corner. It's like it's kind of like air hockey.

Yes. A lot like air hockey. Oh, yeah. Yeah. When they use a rubber band or something? No, they just flick it with it. It's like a chip. It's all flip.

It's like a big poker chip. I don't know what they're. It honestly looks like fun as fuck and like they're really chilling out. You ever play bumper pool? Yeah. Yeah. Love bumper pool, bro. Is that the one with the shit in the middle?

Yes. It's literally the best game in the world. Start putting a little money on it. Someone gave one of those to my family when we were younger. Like when we moved and there was like one there. Big mega ones that are like fucking granite. Yeah, it's like the size of like a pool table. Karam.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. That's good. Oh, and it's marble. Yeah. It actually looks fun. I'm going to make a Karam room in my house, honestly.

Start smoking Newport's. Playing Karam. Brother, shit's awesome. Yeah. The big marble tables are so sick. Right. You're getting CTE. We could be playing Karam.

I know. And like have it, like, we should have one at the Barclos office. Yes. They have a pool table over there. No one plays. Meanwhile, we could have some pool table. You guys have a call center or anything? No, but we could get the bros to come in and.

Yes. Do you think it's Haram to play Karam on the fucking is? I don't think so. It looks very Muslim. Yeah. It is very Muslim, I think. I think we should do it. Mahali or whatever.

That's the thing. Malahi or what. Yeah. That's classic to play some ma'am. He's got to keep on breaking into the niches. You know? Right. That's all it is.

It's just dominating niche. Dominating. Bush. Bush dominates the niche. Yeah. That's crazy. Especially saying bad stuff about MOOC. It's like I'm already my boy fucking Hank when that should happen, fucking staunchly on Hank's squad.

And then when they're talking shit on MOOC, we met MOOC. Yeah. We're at. Helium. He's from the Northeast, bro. Yeah. He's sick. That kid Austin thinks he got away with being big and bad.

He doesn't know. from the North East. He's sick. Yeah. He's probably plotting on his downfall 20 years from that when he forgets about it. That's a real man. Where is he from? Somerton?

I don't know. He just told me it's from the Northeast. That's all I needed to hear. He's from the, I think he's from the city. He'll kill you. Yeah, that's, Northeast is in the city.

Mook, Mook has the vibe of like he didn't go outside much as a kid. No, he's just running. He's in pads. Unless it was concrete. He's on the fucking field. Do you play?

No, never. Okay. What sports you play? I played hockey. and then I play hockey was like my main sport and then I played good I was good when I was young really hockey's expensive bro yeah and then I quit that when I was in eighth grade because I was then we started to hitting I went to bantoms and they started checking and I was I was on the C team when I was

changed yeah I was on the C team what do you do before that just no contact like you can like you obviously can like it's like flag football and stuff yeah but um that I felt pretty good oh yeah And then you go to bantoms. And then when you're, I was on the C team, which the C team was just all the kids that played football that wanted a sport to play. Yeah, yeah. So I was like, I was like, like, leveled by dudes that were like six, five. And I was like, is hockey weighted as well or no? What do you mean?

Like 90 pound team, 100 pound team, 100, 120. Oh, no, no. Okay. They had that for football. He said his dad would just be at the, at the ice, like at five in the morning, just staring across the ice at infurious. Oh, so mad. So mad. So mad.

I would get in so much trouble. Just getting leveled. Dude, I would just get like, I don't know. I mean, I guess my dad probably just didn't want to be there realistically. It was hockey because you have no, the ice time. It's always a jerked off drive to like three hours somewhere. Yeah, it would be like a two hour drive to fucking Canton at four in the morning and it's snowing out. And then we would lose.

Well, boning, though. And my dad would be furious. I remember I have such a vivid memory of having driving back from a game. And I played so bad. And my dad, like, we didn't even speak. And I remember the. AC like he wouldn't turn the AC on. And I remember it was like I'd love to hear his memory of it.

It was like 900 degrees in the car and there was literally sweat dripping down my face. And I was just too nervous to be like, hey, could we throw the air on maybe? So I just sat in it. Was this in the winter or the summer? This was the summer. Damn. I'm the summer. I was O'Hara basketball.

That was a big thing. Summer leagues. At O'Hara? At O'Hara was fucking insane. At what age? Like six, seven. eighth grade that in malvern league i would do both in the summer yeah it's brutal i remember if i played the malva i think i played in malver league the o'hara had the best fucking t-shirts on the planet

honestly they should come back out with those the ohara summer league t-shirts were great yeah they got to make those again hanging on to those t-shirts is sick too it's insane when you could wear them to the beach as a cut off or something like a nice baby blue one yes yeah cut the pits out the pits out of kids. Everyone did that shit. Cut down to the fucking like your oblique. Yeah. My dad would, my dad barely knew how to throw a football. Oh, really?

There was no talks about how I did in the games. I saw you out there. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we eventually got to a point where we just realized that I was not going to be good at sports. Yeah. Wait, so your dad wasn't an assy? Dude, my dad and all of his brothers thought like I was a absolute homosexual for lifting weights. Like, you're going to the gym and lifting weights with a bunch of other dudes.

Okay, man. Like, that's a gay. Is Tom Jack? Tom? Yeah. Hell no, bro. But Matt is. I mean, Matt.

Matt could build. Yeah, he's, Matt's fit, but Matt was never a super athlete. Got, got, got, got, like, none of,

like, Tom literally quit sports. Yeah, Tom, they had, like, shut down the 800 for Tom because they were just like, it was the mile.

The mile. I was like, fuck it. Oh, was he walking it? I was trying to call. They called it, yeah.

Yeah, they called it when I did it, too. Fed. 800? the mile. Everyone else was done by like... He just didn't finish?

Dude, it was bad. I mean, it's bad. My brother Fed didn't fucking do any sports either. He played guitar. Yeah, they played guitar, yeah. That's nice. They were like rock star builds. That's nice.

Matt and Billy are more of football builds. Matt's pretty big now. Matt got up to JV and then, you know, he had his limit. He bailed. Yeah. Couldn't ever get on varsity. No. Couldn't see it through.

Not sophomore. Hate that. Did you make it? What? The varsity? Yeah. Yeah, it's sophomore year. Obviously it started.

Then when you allstate? I'll stay. When did you retire? Actually, hung it up. I continued to play senior year, but I watched a black dude run a 4-340 junior year. And I was like, I have to figure something else. Yeah, yeah. I went to a combine, ran like a 5-1-40.

Oh, you're at a combine? I went to it. Yeah, my one buddy went to Maryland. My other buddy, like walked on a temple. And we hit a combine. Like a real 40? One of the gooniest pictures I've ever taken in my life. I had like pimples and a fucking buzz cut.

And I think I read it was either like a four nine or like a five on the nose. I forget playing tight end no I was slot back outside linebacker. I was RBA in grade school broke my collar run twice. Brutal and they didn't even have peptides back to the end left it all out there. They didn't have broke it against St. Dennis and broke it again playing Garnet Valley in a fucking you should visit your old fields. I cry. I cry.

Do you ever have like dreams of you running the ball again all the time? I have dreams all the time. of like, I'm like, dude, I literally haven't practiced in six years with the fuck guy. Bro, your ankle hurts. I know. You're on the field.

From walking. Bro, this doesn't. This remembers like it was yesterday. That was from doing crazy incline, bro. The same foot you broke from skateboarding? I broke this one skateboarding two years ago. Jesus. Did Matt break his foot?

I broke it with Matt. And did Matt break his foot as well? No, Matt broke his nose bogeboarding. Damn. A lot of extreme sport. You guys got to lay off the extreme sports. I got to lay off the extreme sports. I got to lay off.

off the Twinkies, bro. I was like, if this happened, I was 10 pounds later, I'd be good. But yeah, I fucking went up a half pipe after not skateboarding for fucking 15 years and broke my ankle immediately. Broke your moneymaker. Yeah, that's your moneymaker. Then I was in, I was in Austin, Texas with Spade for a week doing podcasts on a fucking knee scooter. Bam.

Those things are embarrassing too. You don't want all those. Bro, get door dashed with one. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want that. You feel like a fucking piece of shit. Yeah.

They leave it at the door and I wheel over there and just open up. I see someone walking by. I'm grabbing water burger. Cold waterbreaker. Lucky those fucking windows when it open, bro. DoorDash dropped to... I'd harm myself. My first day, they dropped off my order

down the hall at the wrong door. And I had to, like, drag my shit down the hallway. And then someone else came into the hallway when they saw it. And it was so demoralizing. Yeah, that's deeply embarrassing. Austin has, like, fucking brick sidewalks, too. So it's devastating on the fucking leg. Austin, I don't know about all that.

I don't know about that city no more. Yeah. You're in New York until you die. Surveillance. I mean, it's a full surveillance state. I mean, this might be.

You get caught with a gram out there. You're doing life. Oh, for weed. I thought you quit weed. I did, but, you know,

I still support. I also didn't. I'm back. I'm back already. Are you serious? Yeah. Yeah. But I'm taking it,

you know, I'm not going as crazy. What do you hit? What do you mean? Like, what's your DOT? Drug of choice, edible,

joints, ball packs. Joints are the ball. bowl packs are after like fucking high school there was if you're crushing a bull pack after high school you are he's not a whole bowl back though no I'm just saying any dude's like one hitters in bull packs after high school is not one hitters crazy I'm not hit I'm not getting a one have one of those fucking hitting glass as an adult is crazy but it's better that what am I going to do roll an entire joint I don't know but that's just get a vape no that shit's poison bro weeds poison are you getting

are you getting like dispensary weed no oh you get it from a I got a guy Damn. I got a- I got a team. That's crazy. I heard Callahan use his entire defense fund just to pick up nuggies. Just to get weight. Quarter ounces.

Yeah. Whiskey and try to make that a thing back in the day. Remember dat Piff? Of course. Obviously. All that shit. Like everyone was like, I got to get an ounce of weed to smoke it. And people were buying like fucking two ounces of beasters and trying to rip it.

What were the dat Piff lines? It's like datpiff.com. And then what was the fuck? What are the funny ones? Talking about the adverbs? Yeah. That's all. up the producers, brother.

No, come on. There's some really good ones. I don't think that Piff put ad libs on anything. Are you still on the sauce? Are you still hitting the weeds? No. Spade doesn't crush weed. Yeah, I never, I did for like a year when I was young and then I got really.

Well, you said when you were hurt, you were. Oh, I was doing that when I got hurt. Yeah. I was just like pain meds. Right. Like, once I feel good, I would never do weed, really. I did a nurse tell me not to take weed as pain meds because it would restrict the, the arteries.

Okay. Basso constriction. Huh? Really? Yeah, it's crazy. That sounds legit. Yeah. I mean, you don't got to twist my arm.

Can't see it crazy. If I said weed, it's fucking, they're outside waiting for me. It's going to constrict your femoral artery. I know people that, I mean, that have gone fully crazy from the weed. One time I had to have Billy pick me up. Yeah. He was like, I was working. We were fucking working on a rental house.

Spage is having a day. And then in the middle of the day, he's like, yeah, where you're at? It's like, fucking chill and working on the rental. What's up? He's like, you pick me up. Didn't even ask why, bro. Just picked them up. That's like, bro. That's loyal.

I was going to harm myself. Weed and mushrooms. What was it? Oh, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That combo got me. Yeah. Go to the sunken immediately.

And you, but you need someone to talk you out of it. I just, that's the only way. I just had to have someone watch this. Channel to bill a buddy, yeah. I had to have someone watch this Earth suit. Right. Make sure it didn't get harmed. Yeah.

I had a 5 milligram weed edible put me on my fucking balls. Five milligrams? I thought I was on ass. Not five milligrams. Bro, five milligrams when you don't smoke a lot of weed or if you don't smoke any weed, those are strong. I was chilling.

So I was hurt. So I was taking like these mints mat had that were like 2.5 milligrams. And then I was eating these skittles. But like, bro, you can't really say that this is definitely five milligrams. Right. You know what I mean? It's not like a fucking chemist. It's like the Doritos when you get one of the ones with all those bites.

Yeah. These are like sour skittles. Yeah. Dude, I had one. I watched what the hell was it? Black Mirror where like this. guy was talking to these like little lemmings on his screen it became like a thing that he started running but he's using acid to do this yeah i almost went to sleep and then my wife said some

stupid shit to me just to fuck with me like joking around i was just like what the fuck do you mean and she's like i'm just kidding i was like all right whatever and i just like almost went to sleep and then it was just gone started googling how i put on peter butter falcon so this movie's fucking insane i could look at the show about yeah with the fucking do with down syndrome yeah and then i just started like, what you put that on then? Isn't that like a super sad? I wasn't,

I wasn't of sound mind. I started looking that shit up and was like looking up, how long does the weed high last? Does magnesium hurt the weed high? I was goon, bro. Yeah, that shit is fucking weapon grade. Once you start Googling how long it lasts,

you're fucked. I was fucked. I was fucked. I think it's over. Yeah. When will this end? Wait. And I guess,

and I guess dudes do this to chill. Yeah. I was getting so like the last time when I, when I called you, And I was like, come get me. I was, for some reason, I had, like, a little mind virus where, like, the last four people I called, if I could call them, this would be over. Oh, my God. And, like, whoever's outside will go away.

And it was, like, extreme paranoid with it. You're like, boo Radley. Oh, it was fucking nuts, dude. So I'm, like, randomly calling people high as shit. Who'd you call? Like, one of my ex-girlfriends was like, Angie, just put the phone down. I'm good, I'm good. And then I was like, I should have a kid with her.

Like, I just staring at my phone. What am I doing? Were you fried when, or did she you tell her that you were fried? Yeah, I was I like I called the top four people in my phone and I was like Like just the recent Yeah, I was like I had to tell them like that I'm in danger And only one came to your rescue exactly that's a true brother that's how it is Do you think that you're in your forever home right now of my body or my house

Your house? Yeah, it's however you want No, I hope I'm trying to break out and get out to the suburbs but what's up It's proving out in Westchester it's proving difficult I heard Harley'sville's nice I don't know where that is Harley'sville's up 476 yeah

okay yeah like going to the mountains that's real nice up there right after the tolls right around there so you can get a nice spread up and everywhere man I mean it's just it's expensive

yeah Philadelphia area is pretty expensive that's what I'm saying I say it's undervalued though if you go up to Harley well because in 2050 you're going to be able to grow orange trees well you're talking about

he was just talking about 2050s when 95's gonna end 95 the road construction The construction and the expansion of it. Oh, that shit's never. I see it was a good ride up here, hour 49 minutes. That's not bad.

Obviously early. Yeah. But sub two, though. Anything sub two, it's nice. Sub two hundred thousand? Two hours. Oh, two hours. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, actually, why not because the time went up? Just kidding. When we first left, it said one hour, 49 minutes. Then I had to take a piss break. Oh, piss break adds an hour. Train the main vein. Yeah, of course, of course. Can't do it in the car?

You're you a pissing the car guy? Hell no. I've never been able to piece sitting down. I can't do it. It might just be my dick. Yeah. I can't, I can't piss in the car.

I was in, I was by myself in the car. I couldn't piss like with my dick up. You know what I mean? Like I could piss sitting down, but I can't like sit like this and pissing a bottle. Now you're fighting gravity. Have you ever done that run on like a way to like wild water or something like fucking

pissing a bottle? No, I don't, uh, maybe once. My two boys. No. Like you're a pussy.

I did it like down. I like, I can't do it like. Yeah, you got to like get. No, no, I can't.

I just remember being in that car driving with, you and Big Cat and PFT to Montauk and for that mini yolf thing we went like a day early and I had to pay it so bad and they were like just go in the bottle and I'm like, I totally can't bro I'm sitting there with my dick in a bottle just looking at it nothing's

happening I'd fill up a fucking 1.5 liter in two seconds I couldn't if I had I would need a fucking gallon just to be sure I remember I tried doing it solo I was driving one time I was driving back from D.C. While driving? Yeah it was wild driving I had my whole, my balls.

I had my balls and my dick in a chick-fil-a cup. That's what I thought we were talking about. Oh, no. Gatorade bottle. No, just in the passenger. Passengers, I might be able to pull it off. I thought you were talking about wild driving.

No, no, no, that's fucking crazy. I was also, yeah, I was in a low car too. And I was like, everyone that's driving by can see my, just my dick in a cup. You got to be careful, though, because once you start getting used to pissing in bottles and vans, it just gets away from it. Yeah, yeah. Fucking drink your own piss. Oh, yeah. I literally have done that.

Really? Oh, it's fucking horrendous. I mean, it's good for hydration. It was like when you're going up Gerard, all the lights were kind of yellow at that time. And I had a Fiji bottle. I was like, wow, this looks good. Took a fucking sip of it. I was just like, fuck.

Spit it out the window. Oh, that just shows how hydrated you are. If you're, no, it tastes like piss, bro. But like if your piss is clear enough to even be questionable. To be mixing it up with. But it was like a day of piss from yesterday.

That's a thing. It would have been better. It was trashed. It was a piss from yesterday. It's okay. It's sitting in the whip. so I probably got forever chemicals You got the flakes

You got hit with the flakes I got hit with the kombucha There's some people that drink You got a fucking big sea For menis It's clean Bro if you piss and you leave it in a bottle I mean there's some dude that's king

I drink water bro There's some dude that what That's body on it goes Some dude's kink Yeah oh for sure It's got to be some dude's kink It's not just the kink But there's I think there's some people

That try to do it for like Urine therapy reasons Yeah yeah One of my one of my flat earth guys likes to rub it on his face. Davey, and you got to drink like the beginning of the stream, the middle,

or what is it? No, you got to piss out the beginning's toxins. The middle stream allegedly is all the plasma, so you get that, put that on your face and let the rest out the end. Good for skincare. I don't know how you would separate those three, but that's what he said.

You get the middle of it. Sounds like someone fuck with him. Bad. Oh, Davy's pretty. As D. Murphy 25 on YouTube. Yeah, D.

He's a beast, honestly. He's putting piss all over his face. One of his classics is that Irish people are the real blacks. It's one of my favorites. Oh, really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, black Irish.

That's a nice fucking rabbit roll. They're the real blacks, like, not just like they're like blacks. Black people are the real Irish. That's what I was trying to say. So, like, all the stories you hear of the Irish people are actually black people. Yeah. Really? Fucking crazy.

I mean, he also thinks the world's flat and rubbed piss on your face. Might be right. You got a lot of opinions. There were black. What was Othello? Jamaica. Othello was a black guy, right? Yeah.

Was he really? Phil or not? Yeah, I think that Othello was a black guy I didn't know that Yeah, he's black That changes everything for me Yeah, exactly He might have been Irish

Learned something It was Othella Othello Shakespeare A black man A moor The Moors You gotta get

I gotta get up to the fucking Bronx Top of the morning to you Is that where all the Irish people are South Bronx That's crazy I've been watching Queens

Saints Perkins service. The South Bronx. Have you seen Westies on MGM Plus? Huh? Have you seen Westies on MGM Plus? I don't know if I have it because you're not 65 years old. My dad hit me with watch Westies.

It's like fucking horrendous. MGM Plus? Yeah. How much a month are they charged? My dad is on like the outer fucking stratosphere of streaming. Tell him to get rumble premium. Dude, he couldn't handle streaming. And now there's motherfuckers on like to be MGM. us.

Like, bro, how'd you get away from Netflix? Yeah. He's watched a new Robin Hood series. He's is like Heimdel for fucking TV.

He watches everything. Then we'll hit you with her. You're man in the high castle. Pretty fucked up. Just saying. I don't know shit about it. Westies is bad. It's like Irish mob

versus Italian mob in New York, wherever Westy is. Hell's Kitchen. Hell's kitchen. Yeah. Sats used to live there. Yeah,

it was awful. Maybe you were probably there where they were filming Weston. Probably affiliate. Probably. Yeah, yeah. It's a dude from that drumming movie. What's the guy's name?

Drummond, the Pakistani guy from the white guy from Oz. It's, um, J.K. Simmons. J.K. Simmons, yeah. Not quite my 10 months. Yeah, he's a mob boss. He's amazing. He's great. J.K. Simmons is the best.

So the movie has to, or the show has to be solid if Simmons is in it. I mean, Billy's saying. I haven't seen it. Good actor. Bad writers. Yeah, it happens. It happens. A bunch of salonsches and shit like that.

It's very fucking insane. I still haven't watched the Irishman. Don't watch that. It's bad. It hasn't either. I'll never watch it. I haven't watched it. Just out of spite.

You just don't like De Niro? Nah, it's just all of them are just too gized up. Like, that's Scorsesey, right? Yeah, I would go. It looks like a fucking fight in Marish grove.

Yeah, yeah, I kind of want to let it go with Cape Fear. Be like, Cape Fear, dude, you did it. Yeah. Be like, that was a goat movie.

That's your last De Niro? No, that's like Scorsese and De Niro. That's them together. I'm like, that was great. Have you seen? Yeah. Yeah.

I've never seen that one. Good movie. You should see that movie. What's that one with the, have you seen the one where he's a comedian? Yeah, I've seen that. That one's pretty good.

Yeah, King Comedy. Yeah. It's pretty similar to be honest. That's what the Jogger's on. Yeah. It's very similar. I was at physical therapy this morning and they had the sequel of legally blonde on.

That movie is a sigh up to make us think that fucking like, or that they had to like, blonde women had to like overcome oppression so they could get like, like they're like this, the school is finally ready for blondes again. The school was always ready for blondes. There was never appeared where blondes weren't accepted at the school. PT.

Spate went to P-T. It's a racket, bro. Yeah, I'm going to this guy from TB12, Robbie Williamson. He's goat. If you ever need, if you ever need, like, shit, fucking, this dude's on another level. He's up in Plymouth meeting. If you ever go home. He's TB12?

He used to be TB12, but I think TB12 in Philly is, like, not existing anymore. Right, because of the Super Bowl against the Patriots in 2017. I don't know. Maybe. Is that the, the flake gate? I'm not going. Yeah, it's the one where... There's one of their two.

The Nick Foles one. But what do they say? A lot of like... TB12 is a lot about not eating inflammatory foods and stuff like that. And like not eating tomatoes because they make your knee blow up. This guy's like a bodywork... Yeah, he's more of like bodywork PT. And he's like helping me build my muscles back.

What do you... When he's like massaging your thigh. Yeah. Dude, do you ever get lymph... Your lymph nodes activated? I haven't gotten drained yet. I've heard it. I heard it.

Nice. This guy with like two feet. fingers can make you squirm, Paul. I believe it, dude. I've heard I got recommended a fascia guy. Oh, bro. Yeah. You gotta go down this road. This is the truth. The fash is the truth. The fash is holding together the muscles and the bones, not the bones on the muscles. I believe that. The fash is Roman for soul.

Yeah. Think about it. Tom Myers, fashia, goat. Really? Do you've gotten your fascia beat up yet? Bro. Not really. It can only be described as hell. I've heard terrible things about it. Is that a raw? Is that a rolfer? Rolfing? I've never done that now.

What is, what is this? What is Fasher? Your fash is your fucking muscles all you. It's like the sine you in between your muscles. It's like, holding your entire body together. It's one organ.

But what do they do when like you go get your fascia fucked up? They basically like will dig two fingers into you until you can't like fucking until your body completely lets go. Jesus, dude. And then you just yeah, you let go. Whatever it may be.

Heavy pause. It's supposed to be very painful. Usually you're grundle to start. And you have to be naked. So then you just like, you just release? No, no.

I mean, this is like a process is like for me at least if you have an injury, your fascia will like come and there's a great video called the the fuzz video. So your fashion will come and heal you. It protects you. It builds like a little cast inside your body while your body is healing you, right? Yeah, yeah. So it limits your range of motion. But if you don't ever open that back up, you're permanently cast it up. So like people are walking around and this is how old people end up like tech curled up.

So like if you get one of these dudes that can help you Because you can't really do it on your own Your brain's telling you you you can't make that motion anymore Yeah So you just stop doing it Yeah But these guys are like we like I was like you know I'd love to be able to throw a ball to my kid

Run after him like I can't do any of this shit This kid's gonna be so embarrassed of me And he's like nah dude we got you So but he's like if he works with like NFL guys To me I'm like that's legit Yeah yeah it's gotta be right Yeah, you'll need it one day brother How old are you?

25. It's coming. Yeah, probably. Like a fucking... I was a... I was a legit, like,

I never would have thought anything would fuck me up until I was like 28. Yeah. 30 is when back pain comes for you. As soon as you hit 30,

probably like, within a week. I think it has something to do with them pulling my fucking teeth out. Yeah, your wisdom taking out? Not my wisdom.

Just the random root canal slash that, like, that chickip pen dentistry fucked me up. That's not a deal, never go to a fucking dental school. Yeah.

Really? They have no idea what they're doing, Honestly. Yeah. Honestly. You got your wisdom taken out? Yeah,

I got my wistons out just for the perkies. No, I got my head. You got them in? Yeah. Keep them, bro. Yeah. It's really help with like stem cell and shit like that.

They're just hard. Like they, you get cavities on them pretty easily. Don't eat candy. That's going to be tough. That's all he eats. I love candy. Are you shit?

Nerds clusters. Oh yeah. He'll have candy as like a meal, like as a food group. Doesn't your mouth taste weird at that? Yeah. Then you brush your teeth. But he can't,

he can't, he can't even shit. What? No, I shit. I shit, oh, I shit solid now. Oh, really? Yeah, my shits are solid these days. What happened?

The pliable. Honestly. The pliable will always get you right. What's pliable? Plyboles like a smoothie place. Like smoothie can or something like that. That's what he has right there. That's movie from Plybill.

You're in your bad boy air right now. Dillon art. My hairless must look retarded. Good Charlotte. You saw they came out on stage with Hillary Duff. Obviously. The Duffman. Hillary or Sweeney, who you taking, bro?

Sweeney. Sweeney. Really? I respect that. Hillary Duff's a sleeper. Of course. I mean, you just put her up against, you know, you just put her up against too heavy. You have to go prime prime.

I mean, yeah. No, no, she's in her prime. Hillary Duff. Wow. Love up big of guys, swear to go. No shot. I mean. I swear to go.

No shot. Her, she, I'm an elephant. Her glute work has to be insane. Her max squad is probably like 315. she's got Seque-Wan Likes You got hit now on the beach She's on the beach somewhere Whoa

Yeah yeah yeah I told me her boot work is insane It's crazy It's called fine art bro She could probably run like I mean I think every woman's a I respect that just as a person who sculpted that Yeah she made that

Right she made that That's an Addy Yeah I just would like her more Because she had the wearer thought to do that And she's stuck with the guy from good Charlotte her whole life. No, but really.

She's with a hockey player now. What? That was her ex. Fuck. The Good Charlotte, bro. I think she's with Mike Comrie or some shit like that. That's got to kill it for you. Finding out that she's, uh...

Oh, Mike Commery, 2016. Oh, now she's with somebody else? Who's she with? Did her husband die? No, Mike Comrie. That's 2016, bro. I'm out of the loop. Yeah, you're Perez Hilton, bro.

Yeah. I was really, yeah. Who's this guy? I'm a parasite. Matthew Coma? Yeah, I'm sure a hockey player isn't going to let her be on. That good short X. That's Alpha Widow.

I would hockey player. That's Alpha Widow. That shit. Fuck that shit. That's Alpha Widow. Yeah, you're not singing, you're not singing your way through that. Hell no.

Some beast hockey player. Yeah. Yeah. I can't even play NHL without, I think I'm a cuck. For real, I know, bro. The legs on those guys.

What is this guy doing with that? That's crazy. Bro. So you're on Hillary Duff Squad? After that? You think you can handle all that? I didn't know. I don't think he can hit.

Oh, he was an Eve 6. What? He's the guy from Eve 6. Damn. She knows how to pick him. Five, nine. They have three children. Perfect.

Still not there. Why would you say that? 30 Gs. 30 Gs. So far away. You get Hillary Clinton or Hillary fucking tough or something like that. It's a big thing. Hillary Clinton and a prime was hot.

Not a carpenter. Jay Will was just talking about how. And I was a kid, dude. I was like, you know. I'll give it to you. I also fell in love with all my T-Clintern. yours, dude. Sexually?

I have mental health. What about, do you think Lewinsky was hot? Yeah, oh yeah. Yeah, she's hot as fuck. That's a woman. And that's what a... That's on a side agent. That's what I don't know why Jay Will was like so staunchy, like, you think fucking

Lewinsky's hot. Like your boy? Yeah, he was disgusted. Yeah, he was disgusted. That's weird. That's weird. Maybe having sex with the hottest women on the pan. The NBA fire dude?

Yeah, to him, she's ugly. Do a common beggar? She's queen. God gives you like a bigger spectrum when you're down here. Yeah. A Calvin beggar. You know who was a beggar though. Do you watch it?

What? You know who was a beggar? Odysseus, right? Oh, yeah, obviously. Spoilers. I didn't like how, I also really didn't like how when Odysseus went to Girlfriend Island, they didn't really portray it like it was in the old show where it's like he rolled up and there was a bunch of little girls there. A little bit of a roastian.

It's girlfriend Island. That's how he lost all that time. Yeah. Right. He was having a ton of sex. Yeah. they like conflated the lotus eaters and the was it not a half of the sex when it's like

it was cool for them to have sex yeah those are like two separate stories they'll eat in the lotus and Cerssey's two or and uh what's your name is two different um stories and the other uh and the Cerscy one kind of pissed me out too the other thing that what the uh when he's in the Cyclops cave yeah he's supposed to have a conversation with the Cyclops where he's like he's like the Cyclops is like

who are you what's your name and he's like nobody and then later on when he blinds the Cyclops the Cyclops shouts out to all the other Cyclops is like they're like who who hurt you and the cyclops is like nobody and so the Cyclops just think that nobody did it to him but he really gave him a fake name of nobody

exactly and when he goes into the Searcy thing and she turns all of his boys and animals he has to fuck his way out of that and he didn't do that dick got him in dribble yeah she turns all the boys in the pigs she turns all the men into pigs she's like playing games or dudes

and then he's supposed to roll or Hermes is supposed to roll roll up to him right before and be like, yo, eat this. She can't use her magic on you. He rolls in there and then she tries to turn him into an animal and like he doesn't turn. So Searcy's like, yo, who are you?

Yeah, they didn't explain him when he shoots the deer and turns into a man. It's great. And then that chick who's like all sitting there like fucking crazy like that witch that was like fucking with his head. When that started, I was like damn, Matt Damon's going to have to fuck this chick and never happened. Never happened. They didn't show it. I mean that's

a new unlocked skin. Fucking Matt Damon be in a hairless chimp. Like, how the fuck do you get? Like, that's a whole other world. They said that he was, he's like, he just worked out a lot. That's peptide city, dude. Yeah. He's on D ball with that shit.

Yeah, that's like, actually Jack. His body looked amazing. Yeah, that's why I want to sculpt you into. It's not possible. When he's taking his shirt off in goodwill hunting, it's like, he's in decent shape. Can we like, look at some more Hillary Duffexter? Cooner. I knew that I was going to get you.

She's a queen. That was like one angle. What if it was like not a different angle? Hillary Duff on the beach. Please stop making me say this. Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen these.

Not Sports Illustrated. Just on the beach normal. Those are professional pictures. You need more candid pictures. On the beach. Candid amateur. Keep gone. Keep gone down.

But this is Perez Hilton shit. Like why would you want to see this? Oh, because she's up. Like it's like Hillary Duff from nine miles away. I don't want to see her fucking pussy accident. I'm just seeing. Look at the.

That's like Baywatch. Imagine how fast he's. It's a boonda, bro. Look how nice her fashion is. Like, her fashion system has to be like very low. Her fascia is very controlled. It's like a pillow. That's a good girl.

They say that like, uh, who's that guy though? Who cares, bro? If you have good fashion, you're less likely to be injured. Yeah, yeah. Like whenever like a running back, like if their toe goes towards their knee when they run or when they kick back, like that's good fashion. I started walking like that on purpose, just to trick people.

I'm thinking I'm a freak. That you have good, that you have good athletic genetics. I had a Javon Curse signed card. I got rid of it. I went to training camp when he first signed with the Eagles and I like stood like right behind him. Biggest dude I've ever seen. His ass was at my fucking eye level.

I've never seen anything like it. Javon Curse. I was a boy. It was a boy. Oh, okay. The freak. I thought now I was like, that'd be insane right now.

Yeah. If he was just that would be bowl bowl. If his haunches were six feet tall. That'd be so sick. That's a real woman. My buddy brought. brought that up a little while ago, like, what do you guys think? This or Sydney Sweeney? And I was like, dude,

I didn't know. I was only imagining the old Hillary. Yeah. That's what I was like at first. It was like, dude, no competition. But I was like, I think you have a point here. I mean, yeah, she could probably much more, it makes a lot more sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She could pop a watermelon

between your legs, no doubt in my mind. Yeah, she popped my watermelon. Sidney Sweeney could throw a can a can can on a watermelon and pop it too. You ever see those videos? The soda crushers? Yeah, the soda crushers. the triple D tits and shit, smash a soda came with the huge city.

This is way before I thought that. Yeah, yeah, I didn't get any of that. You guys were watching it. Wasn't even erotic. You guys got any other like sleeper chicks I don't know about? Yeah, I mean, that's a goon. Yeah, I mean, that's all. That's like my best, honestly.

And it's not even my work is my boy Joey's work. No, she's definitely making a comeback. I've been seeing her on the timeline. You don't know which Joe. Oh, yeah. There's multiple Joe's. I literally can't name him. That Joey is the one that came up with Hillary Duff.

He's a horny guy He's one of the horny guys That he invented Hillary Duff He rediscovered her Honestly, good call You know who I used to love back The day when I was Trapped in a corner

Hillary Duff's age The girl from Even Stevens Christy Cross and Romano I don't know When I was a kid You like that Is she didn't one of them die or something I don't think so

I think she's a lot But I mean not now Bro still in that red dress Not now I'm talking about It's not for me Nick Jr. Bernard. Not for me, this one.

This isn't for me, I mean, not to put smother in her name. I'm saying when I was young. Rachel Ray. What does she look like now? Crazy. Not to be like, I used to be a huge fan of Rachel Ray.

Have you seen her lately? Yeah, she looks. I'm going to start cutting myself. I continue to do that. Yeah, yeah. On the far right. What was the show that she was on? The cooking show with Rachel Ray.

Yeah, yeah. It was called Rachel Ray. Of course. Two cats. Unseen struggle. She looks normal. She just looks like she got older. No, you ever see Prime Rachel Ray?

Unless she's not in a prime anymore. Yeah, she, prime Rachel Ray was, she just had a winning. Like, if you had to. How about the most reason? I mean, dude, I've been so tired, like, for real, bro. I've been getting hit with some Miss Rachel stuff where I'm like, yo.

That's all like, hey, you want to say it again. Oh, you can't go into that. Not reading, but I've missed a Rachel. It's the beginning. You felt something. Something's going on. I don't know.

It's not even my toilet, dude. I hear you. It's the sleeve. You gotta get you gotta catch up. It's like Arnold Schwarzenegger and his fucking Mexican nanny. She's around. She's around. It's not.

It's her opinions on Palestine that are doing it. Yeah. I mean, I'm fucking, dude, before I pot touches, you would have to crank one out to like people fucking magazine. Yeah,

yeah, of course. Or women's tennis. Anything I can get my hands on. Women's tennis are grunting, their neckles are, popping through. No, I'm talking about magazines.

Oh, still photos. Yes. Yeah, I was never cranked to a magazine. Ever? Ever? Ever.

Do you think if you close your eyes, you could beat off the completion right now? No, no, no, definitely. Of course. Think so? Yeah, definitely.

Is your imagination zapped? No, no, I'm good. I haven't watched porn almost two years. Maybe more. It's a, it's a thing for you, though? What? Born.

No. You definitely. How did, are you familiar with a, Melania, Melania, and Vinehrub? That's a thing for me.

It's only a thing. The Verizon Girl? I mean, definitely. Who else you got it? Melania Vinethrob I had him with. You're familiar, right?

The Verizon Girl? Obviously. I didn't know her name. The Queen? I thought that AT&T. AT&T. I thought that Hillary Duff was obvious. I didn't know we're just saying obvious ones.

It's the AT&T girl, but I thought they pulled her. I'm thinking like the old Hillary Duff era. I didn't know. now on the beach stuff I thought they had to scrap the AT&T girl because she was getting harassed they did she got harassed by so crazy so funny imagine watching a fucking AT&T commercial

and then I'm gonna fucking ruin this girl come on no jumper right now I'm having sex on camera did you see Lenna with Drake Leonard the plug with Drake this past weekend Drake has a very long cock yeah I never seen a picture of it dude I saw the picture on the plane

or the video's long who's Lenna plug. Adam 22's wife, bro. Oh, okay. Porn star. Or I don't know if they're married. Well, she, when she met Drake, she took off the wedding ring, threw it on the ground.

Yeah. Pulled a hall pass out of her. You would think we were in Fallusion. Dude, that's a flashbang. Throwing a wedding ring on the ground. How could you? Are you guys 22 guys? No.

Fuck, no. Fuck Adam 22. I hate that motherfucker. I used to be a huge fan of him when I was in high school. Yeah, and the hair dad. Then I started slicking it back. It changed everything. You were.

a fan of Adam. Why? I was a fan of Adam 22 when Lenn of the plug was fucking fat as shit. I'm saying like, what, you're listening to the XXXTentatioon music video? Vlad TV just came out. It was like, you guys got to shut the fuck

out about COVID. I know three people who died from it. I saw that. And it was like a fat black dude, an 81 year old mobster and some other guy. You ever see him in person? Glad? He's a creature. He's a freak. He kind of looks like Rabbi Shmooley. He does. You know Shmooley as a son?

Oh yeah Sounds identical Yeah look at Vlad bro Damn Smooley Smolie's crazy Look at that's like Smooley boat teach

Just going to Iceland And he's like a auditor Yeah he is He'll run up on you be like What did you say He's going into extremely hostile place Like why are people doing this to me Huh

Interesting I don't know if I really know much about Vlad Vlad he does like all sorts of interviews and shit. He's like, and like, where were you at, like, the scene of the crime when you killed someone? He'll just ask, like, specifically, like,

incriminating questions of people. Like, in which hand did you hold the gun in when you killed him? Oh, yeah. When a fucking silence happens, he says, okay. And they go on the next question. That's like the, did you guys ever watch the tuck, tuck, uh, Sam Altman?

No, scam. Oh, yeah. Scam, Altman. When he, he pretty much is like, you killed a guy. Yeah. It's good. That's a classic.

I hate scat. Ryan home's going to be great with him in honor. It's going to be great. They're going to chum it up. You know, they used to be neighbors. Yeah. Yeah.

There's a friend of it. It's not in Florida. It's in the Hunter Biden laptop. I don't know. They used to live near. You know, Francis. It was a laptop from hell. You know, Francis is neighbors with tuck in Florida.

Actually, right? Yeah, yeah. Bro, we were. A kid and he's marrying his fucking daughter? Bro, we were in, we were in Florida. Where was it in Florida?

Like, Gasparilla Island. Yeah, yeah. And we were like out, We were doing, we did like a fishing thing down there. And we were, it was like, we just finished all of our recording and we went out to dinner. And some dude came up to us and he was like, he was like, yo, what's up guys? He was like, wait, what? He was like, you guys here for talk?

And we were like, what? Yes. And he was like, come on, man. Like, well, what did he say? He was like, you guys here to be on Tucker? And we're like, no, man, we're doing a fishing video. And he was like, all right. Right.

Yeah. No problem. And we're like, no, we like seriously are here for a fishing video. He was like, see you on there next week. Yeah, yeah. Just like not taking our word for it that we weren't like doing Tucker down there. Oh, that's really far as all about Israel fun. Yeah.

His home decor is fucking nuts. I didn't know that was Florida. Jones let that out. I thought that was fucking Maine or some shit. Yeah. Oh, Jones, Doc said it was in Florida. I don't think he docks it, but they were just talking about it. He goes, I was at his spot in Florida.

Yeah. Well, he's got a place in like Vermont, too, right? my body went to his house he's a spot in bohemian grove Maine and Florida all the places that Francis is from yeah yeah I'm gonna you fucking fucking that's very weird isn't that weird

that's Francis man you know about his grandfather right that can't be his grandpa that's his grandfather his grandfather was in the uh Yankee much CIA you're yanking my chain

no yang that's his grandfather like good shepherd style like back to the 60s that's crazy his grandfather was in the CIA Did he tell you this? That's no troll. A hundred percent. You're not trolling me.

I can totally see you troll me. I am. I am, but this is true. And he's talked about it on here before. You got me. You call me. You call me. No, no.

This is not his grandfather. His grandfather was in the CIA. Okay. The CIA for real. Yes. Tucker's dad was. Yeah. You think Tucker's compromised?

I hope Francis finds whatever he's looking for. So do we all. He just seems down the dumps, bro. Well, he's golfing. He can't be a sad cunt. Yeah, you gotta be a fucking zizz cunt. You all got a bit of zizzing you. Yeah.

You had to be a ziz. Ziz left him. Skull and bones. Oh, they're saying he's in skulls bones. Well, I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like, when you look at LeBron's tattoo, that's like if he had a skull and bones tattoo on his chest. Yeah.

That's the black boule. Like, he has, he looked up, he looked at that, whatever they call it at the tattoo shop. I was like, yeah, give me that. It's crazy. But if he brings a championship to the Sixers, like, isn't it worth it? Maybe behind it. What's that? That's a lion.

Is it a lion? Look up the boulet. Look at the boulet tattoo, bro. It's a lion. He's King James. I'm more interested in him in a maids outfit. Yeah, that's a real good. That's what I don't like.

That's why I'm not cheering on Bronn Fest down or bronze street. This is real. You got there. Come on, man. Ain't no party like a diddy party. It's just some stooly stuff, man. No, sweet this under the... Bro, delete this, bro.

He's on the six years now. Man, I never seen that. I don't care. I just... I hate that dude. I just ended the wrong. Who's that guy who has a white party? This is old, bro. Oh, my God, the guy that has fanatics.

Yeah, he's like fucking robs people for jerseys. Yeah, that guy's a fucking loser. What is his name? Ruben? Yeah, yeah. Ruben, yeah. That guy sucks. Bro, fanatics, they've, I mean, they had destroyed jerseys forever.

Go off, king. Bro, it's a Halloween costume. I mean, yeah, I just don't like... What do you mean? What's the style? not good? They're just shit. They're all like screen printed

fucking T-shirts. I want to bring back jersey t-shirts because you can't find those on the internet. You can get, you can get like NHL ones. I guess they're way from NFL. NHL guys, name on my back.

Yeah, that is true. I mean, it all is. It's all. Which athlete are you going to wear that's not cuck shit? The like 320 pound defensive tackle that's all muscle.

I was looking for. for an incognito Miami Dolphins jersey t-shirt, I couldn't find one. I guarantee that one of the greatest. A barstool bro can't help you out there? No, I can't. So this actually is real. Yeah, that's real. And what was the context? What's your goat? Context was probably like...

He was ready to go to the ditty part. Yeah, do this. And they were just playing with him? Oh, it's fake, okay. Entirely fake, see? Who sets? Ron would never do that. I just, I can't imagine. Brown is not a fruitcake, bro.

I'm going to go with my own story. That shit's real. This is why they had to build data centers To reinforce it that's fake Yeah, yeah, exactly I totally agree with that They build the data centers for the Epstein Cover up Why would he, look at the picture

Is up and down oriented And he's holding the phone sideways I'm not a fucking detective Let's think about it though Well it cropped I mean he's going to Diddy Park And then there's another one with him with his arm down Did he actually say Ain't No Party like a Diddy Party

Yeah, I think so I think he tweeted it or it was like an Instagram Yeah that was like a phone Ain't a Diddy Party Yeah it's like a FaceTime Damn Oh, what did he say? Yeah, he said it during COVID.

I hear one for one. Hey, even Jesus dropped the cross three times. It's your KD. It's your KD, one to one. Hey, you're going to make a mistake, make it 100%. I still think you wear that maid's outfit. Yeah, he really said it. Gemini.

One day you guys will get on perplexity and flock cameras. Perplexity has the real answers. Nah, Google's been good to me lately, honestly. I've been a Gemini guy. Gemini. Really? Yeah, why? What do you use?

He's building computers, dude. He's anti-AI. I don't use it. He's trying to build it. I mean, just Google shit. No, no, never floats your buddy. You got your feet in the beast. Why are you anti-AI?

He's feeding that beast. He is anti-AI. I forgot about that. He's trying to build his own AI. Oh, like a local AI? No, no, no. God no. He's trying to vibe code and AI.

Google something. I go, no AI. And then I go to Reddit. Yeah, that's feeding the beast, dude. No, I use AI a little bit. Reddit's nothing but beggars. I'm not as anti about it as I was. I mean, you literally, if you Google something, you're using AI.

Yeah, it's always. The whole internet will be AI. Yeah. Yeah. Do you rewrite emails and shit with it? No, no, no. No? No, okay.

Just keep it illiterate. Yeah. That's what I do. Just no periods. No starter stops. Yeah, I keep it old fashion. And is usually my pyramid. The whole tone of AI is like just so gross.

I agree. I'm not a big AI guy. It sounds like you and Gemini are hand in hand. I Google shit. When people pull. put up like listicles on Instagram and shit like that. It's the most obvious AI. Like AI is just very unimaginative right now with the graphics that they're putting here.

The substack article, Spade was crying about that. Not crying, but like pissed about it. That they just like people will just use AI to write an article. It's like, dude, you didn't think of any of them. Yeah, you're just reading. And they're charging like five bucks a month. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. Yeah, it's just like regurgitated information too.

It's nothing new. Damn, I didn't know you're like that. He's like that. I hate it. Well, it's also cyberpunk. It's killed video games. Why? You can't build a PC anymore.

It's not affordable. They're trying to take away our games. You know that, right? No, I don't. They want to own everything. Their big goal. They're big goal. They want you on a subscription.

Yes. Their big goal is cloud. They want to be cloud gaming. They don't want you to have a PC that you can own games on. They want it to all be like, you'll be able to play fucking caught on your phone and they'll be running from a... That's why I asked for the code the other day to re-up my Xbox. They got on the God football for a little bit.

But a lot of people are buying copies of Lord of the Rings for life. And then, like, their streaming service will be like, you don't have that anymore. Oh, they're taking it out. Sony and shit. Yeah, I remember that. And it's like, I paid for this. I paid 25. Illegal.

Bones. And now, now I have. You're going to tell me Alex Jones endgame in my Apple libraries and go, what? Bro, get a physical copy of it now. Bro, even Call of Duty. Like, you download that you buy the game. It's 70 bucks. It says in the terms and conditions, you do not own the game.

Damn. You're leasing it. Yeah. That's brutal. We don't own anything anymore. And you'll be happy. And you'll be happy. That's Mom Donnie.

No ownership. Well, your boss can't be happy with him. He hates them. No, yeah. We're neutral on the podcast. You love or you hate them. Yeah. Very controversial figure.

I need him to fix the bike paths in Queens. Bro, he's fixed the bike paths in the rest of the city. I know. But then he's also like. Performatively. The moss. fucking the moths are boomtown slamming right now

I drove past a mosque yesterday didn't he piss all the Italians off or something I mean that doesn't take much I saw I drove past a mosque every day or this past weekend you saw that video I sent yeah yeah it's literally spilling into the street yeah yeah it's a lot

city's a lot one thing you can do he pissed off the much people that don't live in New York and don't ever go to New York dude what can you do don't hold water for him man I also saw him performatively fixing a water fountain that was crazy. Nah, that was boots on the ground.

Come on now. He got under the hood of the water fountain. I saw him cranking that thing. He could not. I saw him digging until he hit the watershed of the ground. Yeah, yeah. Dug underneath the baseball field and made his own well, like Mr. Beast. For the Moss.

For the Moss. For the Amas. He said he wants to turn New York into Dearborn. He said he wants to run war Z, bro. You know, he's a rapper? He works with Mr. Of course. Him Mr. Plenty does, huh? Yeah, how are you deal with the code switching? Code switching?

Mom Dami. It's a montage. What is like, what is he doing? Can we pull that up? What, the old, like the clip of him from a while ago? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but I mean, like, that's not as bad to compare to like what AOC did like two weeks ago. Don't you fucking.

When she goes to fuck in. Can we pull the AOC real quick? AOC goes to Atlanta. She's freezing her eggs. Working her ass off for you and you go and say some nasty stuff about her. What did she do in Atlanta? Is that a real thing? You know what she did.

She goes out to Atlanta and all of a sudden she's talking. I don't want to know. She's talking like a 90-year-old black lady. Oh, man, look at her. The black sweater, uh, somewhat opaque. Oh, when she was giving herself the shot this week. Yeah. I thought that was.

I don't understand that. What is she doing? She's freezing her eggs. No, but I'm saying, you have to shoot. People like sats. She can wear it for people like sass for them. You give yourself a shot. Yeah, like you freeze them.

She's the worst. The squad. Freezing her eggs, bro. Yeah, no, she code switch. big time. Yeah, but imagine it was just you and her own age. Gosh, who among us hasn't switched a bit?

Not me. I never code switch. Stay true to myself. Who among us hasn't thrown it around a little bit? I naturally start talking slower to the Mexicans. And Jill. Like how? What do you mean?

Like, when I'm like, I don't speak Spanish, I just speak English slower at them. Give me an example. Yeah, like when you're working with them, they don't understand it. Yeah, that's nice. Go roller. Take it upstairs.

Take it upstairs. That thought it was a coach switch. Yeah. Take it upstairs. Mamma me. Yeah, you should coach switch to an Italian. I'll coach switch to people from fucking Queens. Really?

Yeah. Damn. They like it. That's like, um... No, they definitely don't. They love it. So you guys can tell, like, where people are from? No.

By the way they talk? Rhone probably can. I can't. Rhone's a traveled, man. Yeah. Yeah, if they're a far as I was. That's right in Portugal, bro. Portugal?

That's crazy. Would you go? I would definitely go anywhere. I can't right now. Kid and all. Go to Ireland, I'm going to try that. Yeah. See how that goes.

But that's English-speaking world. Are you bringing the kid? Yeah, I'm going to try a 10-month-old on a plane. Ron just did that with his kids to Portugal. No, but mine couldn't walk yet. This is perfect. Before they can walk, then that's a sweet spot. Yeah, he's standing up.

He's a potato. He's a dog. If I hold his shirt, he can walk. He can? Yeah. You gotta get him a body arms. Yeah. So he wants to do it.

I was flying with two kids. Terrible. Really? The worst thing I've done. I hate when people get pissed about that. Yeah, it's so soft that people get pissed. It came across my TikTok of our...

So I was screaming some dude's ear if he gave me problems. It was a son of a boy dad clip and everyone's like, you're a fucking idiot for doing... You're a bad guy for doing that. It's like, dude, fuck you. Literally fuck you. It wasn't even you that was inconvenience.

You're like upset at the thought of me. Inconvenience and someone, I went for it. Yeah. I went for the gold. I fell flat on my face. At least I tried something. We're not even sitting next to each other. You and the kid?

Nah, we are... Couldn't get seats. We are front. Like, she's in front of me in the middle. We're both in the middle, and we're in front of each other. So we're going to be passing the kid back and forth. And I'm going to take him to late New Grange.

It's like the Stonehenge of Ireland. That'll be so sick. I mean, dude. Are you fine at night or during the day? At night. Yeah. He's going to scream all night. It's going to be great.

Everybody up. It's going to be a night. Mayor? I'm going to be on real. I'm going to be on the internet. It's illegal? Burger King. Go Joker,

like face pink. I also have, I also freak out, Seth. Like, I have catastrophic thinking. Like, there's no way I'm going to do this

without freaking out on somebody. Yeah. This is why dudes, I need some beta blockers. What's that? You gotta get some beta blockers. Okay, yeah.

I'll try anything. Yeah. You should try beta blockers. Joe List got him on the beta blockers. What happens? No, Joe List didn't get me on the beta blockers. He sells you beta blockers that he presses in his basement.

I don't think Joe Lists takes beta blockers. He makes press pills for you. What happens? Like if you're taking a beta block what happens?

Nothing. Nothing. Bata. It prevents your adrenaline from spiking. You just vote left. But like you're just chilling.

It's not like a benzo. Like it's not like, it's not like Xanax or anything like that. Like you don't feel calm. Too afraid of X-Nax. I'd never dig that. X-X will have you sleeping. Yeah.

It's not like. like that. Like you don't feel calm. It's just like you don't you're like if you have like performance anxiety or like like if you have like a speech or you do stand up for example and you get nervous and maybe your hands shake or your heart starts beating fast. It kind of like slows all that down. So you need to kill someone. Yeah. Exactly. Oh, it would be great for that. That'd be nice. Providial and fucking beta blockers take over the fucking world. What's provisual? Providual is like what air force pilots take to like, you know, they fly overseas. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a 24 hour mission or something. some shit. I can do it.

That's insane. I don't need... I can't... I don't need... I don't need PEDs. I can do it. Spade hit 60 now. We drove the Florida fucking two weeks ago. He got to 60 hours, started talking

reckless saying, oh, I could fucking drive the California right now. I could see him almost falling asleep. We had to pull over. I had to tell him you have to get that. I could have kept going. Are you more tired now or then? Now I'm equal now. Is this... So it's just like super...

What is it just like meth? Oh, it's like real clean. It's like cleaner than Adderall. Damn. So it's just like you're just, you just feel normal. It's what they get in. Fuck yeah.

I got to get some of that. You guys got to get J-shock on your podcast. Oh, that'd be great. Yeah. Can you get J-shock? Yeah, J-shock. That young little kid? He's a grown man.

He's 27 years old. The kid, they're disabled. Yeah. Wow. Well, maybe you won't get them on now. Yeah, we don't really do this kind of thing. Shock o'clock's a beast, bro. food review. I think he's from New York.

Yeah, he does muckbanks. He's fucking killed, bro. He's talking crazy about that. He's got a long... He's got a long story, man. He's got a long... He's got a long box. Yeah, they'd have to break his jaw.

They broke his jaw. Yeah, they had to break his jaw, yeah. What, to fix it? Yep. Yep. He went on Theo Vaughn four days ago? Yeah, yeah. Get him on, dude. He's right down the street. Okay, I think he's a stream with you.

That's all the asses. It's fucking guys in the foot. I didn't say anything nasty about him. I just said we don't really our style. We don't want any guests. except for like a very limited few people. Yeah, yeah. We keep trying to get guests,

but I write email as like a retard. Let GPT do it. Yeah. Yeah. Let Hark do it for you. Feed the beast. You know, Altman like, like, fucked up his sister. Yeah, I do.

And now apparently he's trained chat GBT to not acknowledge it. Yo, just like the Lumpeter. Yeah, yeah. Allegedly. He molested his sister. I don't even think it's alleged. You don't? I think that should happen.

Scam, And we'll get on your ass. Have you seen the videos of him like promoting his product like before chat, GBT? No. Oh, man. Do you just lies? Damn, you're fucking on the pulse of the eye, bro. He's a pathological lie.

He'll regret you. So you don't like tech. No, I love tech. All right. You hate AI. You hate the tech bros. Anybody who's worth their salt in tech is doing AI. Yeah.

No, but that's what they think. The bubbles popped. It's already over. You think that, bro. The bubble has a long. They're not. The bubbles. Everyone can't be a charlatan.

It's over. They're not all charlese. It's not going to do anything. What's Colossus going to do after AI is done? Kill himself? The building. I don't know what that is. It's Elon Musk, huge fucking data center.

Awesome. Oh, in Memphis? Or in Texas. Where the fuck it is. I think it's in Memphis. Is it? Yeah, it's just letting out a black smog over Memphis. Yeah, I don't know.

There's still a lot of water. And there's, again, there's like bacteria that's going back into the water from the wastewater of the fucking data centers. They're pulling it out of like rivers. like Lake Tahoe just inhaling it inhaling national parks Also like building a computer

Like RAM is like It's absurdly expensive because of all this Because of all this shit Because of the data centers Because they need all of like the bandwidth And all the fucking memory they can get So they're so like dude like one terabyte of Of an SSD storage right now is like $200

Damn It used to be like 100 right Just like 50 Damn, damn. Inflation, though, bro. Think about gas. No, no, bro. I was looking at, I was at microcenter,

four terabytes is thousands of dollars. Gas was probably cheap before cars. Wow. Come on that way, bro. Wow. You know the first oil rig was in Pennsylvania. Was it really? Yeah.

Really? That was on the history geogessor a couple days ago. What, like an Uber or something? Yeah, something's damn near. There was like an oil rig in western Pennsylvania. Where'd you see that? I'm like a geogessor. I'm like geogessor.

What's that? The guy that guesses where you are. Oh, wow. I thought you were talking like, Uber and it has like trivia. No, like the games.

I look at it for like the first three rounds. Like obviously not. And then like yeah, I thought I see a few I know. I start talking points. Maybe sign up. It'd be nice if they had some actual good trivia instead of it being like which one's a triangle.

Yeah. It was in circle. Geo history. That's for the general public. That's for the general public. Yeah. Not guys like yeah. computer builders

you might be sass altman yeah you really might you guys kind of look like you'd be related yeah I'm gonna build

I should build a local a local AI yeah and then have it take over it chat chabit I love when they say it breaks out

oh yeah yeah do you believe that sass oh yeah of course I don't believe that shit that way

what I say it's gonna break out what so you believe the AI will break out and start fucking with the people

oh 100% you think that's real yeah so is it fucking And dumb and jrots? Is it powerful beyond all of our imagination?

It's dumb and shitty right now, but they don't, they haven't relate, like the models that they have that would do all that are not out to the public. You have them. They're the orbs that are floating next to the helicopters. 13,000 mile per hour data centers in the sky. You're sucking up all of water. I thought you were fucking balls deep in the shit. We don't got access to those.

You got to know the beast that you're fighting up against. I don't. I don't. I gave up on it. It's sad, honestly. Well, because there was a time where it was like... Do you Google your phone. What?

Do you Google your phone. I will. Do it. I'm on Linux. I'm on Linux. I'm on Linux. No way. You probably never even seen Linux, bro.

No, I'm not on Linux, but I thought about it. I have to, bro. I've switched from an iPhone a million times. I go right back like a little cuck. Billy's searching for a Blackberry. I actually almost found one. This guy Zinwa. They don't make them anymore.

Zinwa in China's retrofitting BlackBerrys with Android's. Oh, really? China? I bought it Put it on my Wi-Fi One of the ones that buzzes What? You're gonna get one of the ones

That buzzes What you mean? You guys never seen Blackberry I've had multiple You've never seen the movie though What happened in the movie? The last Blackberry they made it was made it They finally went cheap and they said

Oh the storm They had China making it And they all had this little buzzing noise Yeah And then they just went out of business I had a Blackberry storm Q 10 or Q20 or what was that Q20 or something Have you ever a Blackberry?

No but the movie Movie was good. Movie was great. Soundtrack was good, too. Oh, yeah. Phenomenal. The dude from all of sunny. Yeah, Glenn Howard and.

Glenn Howard and. Yeah. He's great. Got to love him. We have energy drinks here. Never thought about it like this. When you, when you leave, grab an energy drink. Yeah.

Are you opposed to a Phoenix? I've never had it. Phoenix. It's Portnoy. Come on now. I've never had a monster. I'm a high noon. I drink him every day.

You got to get hammered every day. It's the high noon of energy drinks. Damn, so Portnoy has drinks for everything, too? Oh, yes. Yeah. He has vodka. He has, uh,

Seltzer, he has energy drink. I got a picture of him on my phone. He was in San Diego not too long ago. I had the shot. He's going to let him now. I'll send it to him. Oh,

yeah, just now I'm on your way. You were telling him? No, my buddy was fucking eating dinner. He goes, this is Dave Portnoy. I was,

was Austin there? No. Might have been under a table. Damn. You're sworn out. Have you guys seen each other in person yet? Not since. That's going to be hilarious.

Last time I saw him in person, we didn't speak to each other. I don't understand. But we were already done. Do you do Chicago? Is he in Chicago? Yeah. He's everywhere. He's everywhere.

He's like a bizarro sat? Like he's like a sass? He tried to. He's Dayton or he's Renfield. He said he's, he pretended he's Tony. He thought he pretended he was sass his boss, but he's not sass's boss. Okay. Well, he pretended he was a lot of people.

I would rather Rohn be my boss. I would die. I would, I actually hold Roan with more as Roan being my boss. Roan is currently your boss. Yeah. I'm Tony. He's Tony. I'm fine with Ron being my boss.

That's fine with me. But like, are you guys ever going to see each other and like say like, so pussy like? No, no. It's going to be like when two dogs are barking at the fence and they see each other and just stare. I think I'll probably just walk by each other. Smell. I don't say. What about Mook?

Because he called Mook a piece of shit. Yeah, yeah. And a bad guy. Lazy piece of shit and a bad guy. Yeah. This is like a fucking like. But I mean, I don't know, man. You'd have to read the biography, but like, starting shit, chopping it up.

Typical press. Having hot takes. It's like what it is. He put you up to this? This wasn't even talking shit, though. This was like he actually, like, like, we were saying for months that Austin was kind of fucking us with Bush and, like, had his thumb on the scale because he's like the direct contact to Dave.

And then it was proven that he literally was sabotaging us. For a woman? For a woman. he was literally sabotaging Bush and like taking out all of his problems on us and then it just got all like brushed What's a girl got to do with this? It's a great question

It's a video games right? Yeah it's video games but allegedly this woman Was talking to one of the Bush members And I mean bro It's no different than a hockey player Talking to the Bush guys Any guy with a stable brain is going to say Hey what the hell

You're going to have sex with this fucking major league gamer guy guy and freak out. She was talking to Mook. Obviously. Mook and her are friends. And then it was like, I don't know. This dude's unstable. It was crazy.

Back to Hillary Duff. Yeah, back to Hillary Duff. Who gives a fuck? Is that the girl? That's a girl, yeah. But yeah, it was like, it kind of got all. It's like a Shakespearean play that just happened in the last few weeks. But with no black guys, but an Irish guy.

So basically a black guy. Same thing. There you have that's what I'm talking about. It was great. It all got brushed over as just like being like drama. But it was actually like, I mean, like, he actually like sabotage. It was sabotage.

It was professional sabotage. He's a saboteur. I don't stand for that. Under the guys of goofery. Yeah. Under the guys of, oh, it's Barstool. Yeah.

Yeah. But it's like, where's the line? If Barstool radio is going on, it would have been a wild Monday. It would have been a crazy Monday. I used to listen to that shit every week that you guys made a podcast. And it was like best of Barstool radio.

And that was one of my things. We're like, Monday I'll listen to this. Oh, yeah, yeah. And immediately turn on Info Wars afterwards. Just hang up and live. Listen. It's the best way to learn.

It is. I can't believe it. Hopefully you guys fight or something at some point. They will not make it. Slab boxing? Who would win the fight? Straight up. They won't even glare at each other.

Him? It's like double the size of me. Damn. They won't even love you. I at least put up a fight. They're not even going to make any. Yeah, I'd bring a gun. Yeah, there we go.

That's what I'm talking about. Exactly. If I ever had a fear that it was going to get physical, but I don't. You'd shoot him. Yeah. Okay. Blast him. You'd shoot your coworker.

I mean, it seems like if I killed him, it would just be like, well, another day at the stool. Yeah. Oh, my God, Viva TV is going to be crazy this weekend. So this is how the school shooters start. Yeah. A stool shooter. It's asking me like the guy that broke into NFL headquarters. Didn't that happen to work?

Yeah, yeah. That fucking lunatic went to like wrong floor and shot like eight people. He ended up going to like Blackstone, right? Yeah, yeah. That's good. Damn. I think Mook would win in a fight. honestly.

Yeah, Mook's, you know, sturdy. He's got demons. Yeah. He has demons. Yeah.

If Moog really, it looks like there will be blood in the bowling alley. Yeah. I feel that, honestly. I'm team Bush.

If Moog took the restrictor played off, but I don't think he's ever taking the restrictor played off. The governor's never been taking off Bush. But he could fucking

really let it go if he did that. Oh yeah, definitely. Is Mook a player of Bush? No. Damn. Me and him are the same.

Damn. I thought you guys all play. We all play the game, but none of us are even in the realm of what the... But when the tournament happens, you're in the chair. When the tournament happens, we're watching. Do you have a headset? In the cuck chair.

In the cuck chair. Yeah, that's tough. You're like little brother. I wouldn't call that a manager. Yeah, essentially. He's got to sit there and watch dudes like video games. Yeah, you're like a water boy. But we put the team together.

Managers crazy. Well, we managed the team. We put the team together. We manage the team. Yeah, I mean, that's like if you're back at you Xbox for Christmas. Oh, so you're like fantasy. No, no, no, no. You don't get it.

You don't get it. But they do give them all a controller so they think they're playing. I have competed. Alston's like the mean step that that's ruining video games. Yeah, he's like, you got to go outside and play. Yeah.

Damn. No, I did compete, though, online at in Atlanta at major three. Hotlanta. Yeah. Seth,

where do you find the players? We read it. What's that? Who's your GM? Jace. Big boy? Yeah. He's a powerful man.

Yeah. He reminds me of the manager of Led Zeppelin. If you looked at it. So, it would make a lot Yeah, I like that dude. Yeah. The Madre of Led Zeppelin is like fucking scary. So wait, he summons them from playing Call of Duty?

No, it's like they're known. Like it's like there's like a tier. So there's like the CDL, which is the Call Up Duty League. And then there's the Tier 2 team. Beast. Tier 2 league. Ever seen Madrelead Leads Epplin? He's a fucking powerful.

That's probably why the fucking plane crashed. Bro, Dave would have plane, bro. Don't say that. Dave would definitely fire him, bro. Dave would hire him in a minute. With that body, Audi? Oh my. My God. Dave should hire Jace, honestly.

I just fear that Jace would stray away from the bush. I think you need a barge in his office and set the record straight. Dave? Bring back. You guys were boxing for a while, aren't you? Oh, no, Dave. That's Jace. That's our GM. Yeah, Dave's got to hire him. Me and Dave have nothing but respect for each other. Yeah? Oh, yeah.

But, I mean, at some point, dude, push comes a show. You got to stand up for yourself. Oh, I did. I did. I killed Austin. You did, yeah. tweeted about him. Francis is with Dave right now. They're staying, they're bunking up together. Yeah, yeah. Very, uh, intimate.

What are you trying to say? What's your balls? They're staying in a bunk with Jay Will and, uh, John Gruden. Damn, no end. A lot of testosterone. Do you golf? No. Nah.

A lot of tea flowing around in that house. Where do you find the time as a father? Exactly, too. Father of twins. Father of twins. I don't know how you do it. Double dipping. Don't know how you do too, dude.

How do you sleep with that? Well, they cried out. But I'm saying like are they in your room or? No, different room. And they cried out. Yeah, I'm same room. You should hire a mammy. The manny?

You got like the baby monitor? We have. I mean, their crims have a camera on it. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's absolute surveillance state. Everyone cuts it down every day. Come back and put it up. There's gold in them.

Yeah, the kids are sleeping under a flock. I just put them next to a flock outside. Just let the police watch them. Let the surveillance state watch them. All right. I have piss. Yeah, we can end it. Yeah, we're good.

That was fun. That was two and a half hours. Holy shit, was it really? I think they were damn near, yeah. Oh my God, it's 3.30. Oh. Hell yeah. Well, thanks for coming on, guys.

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