Son of a Boy Dad - WAR MODE NEVER LEFT | Son of a Boy Dad #208

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I guess you can break down a whole chicken if you're like, they have to price it good enough. Might be the chickens that are going bad. Like a restaurant can't buy it. Because they're selling tisses for nine. You got cutlets, wings, all that shit.

Why are rotisseries so cheap? So cheap. Well, because they're doing like 20 of them at once. That's retouchable. It's like, I was going there like, this fucking meat is a whole fucking chicken. But I'll cross rotisserie in a day. That's a day of food. No.

Yeah. Come on, man. What, two? That's an hour of food, brother. You gotta get big. Crush a test. Well, you start off, you eat all the dark meat. That's the good stuff shit, brother. You gotta get big. You gotta get big. Crush a tis. Well, you start off, you eat all the dark meat. That's the good stuff.

Oh, well out on the tis. And then you bring out the ranch for the white meat. You crush ranch on the tis? Bro, you need something for the white meat. The white meat is so gross. Why don't you have the white meat with the dark meat? It's like you're eating a fucking napkin. Dude, my mom used to boil chicken.

I would crush that with salt. We're white, dude. Fucking the white meat was the good meat. No, the white meat's nasty. One time our dog got sick and my wife made it like chicken and rice with no seasoning and i didn't know it was dog food and i ate it and i was like man she's really lost her touch this is so bland i made that for the dog because he's got diarrhea or like worms how are your shits after that though?

They were probably fucking double tapered. I don't understand. How come when dogs get sick, we start feeding them human food? Don't know. Good point. Dogs don't need carbs. Oh yeah. Whatsoever.

Pure muscle. Yeah. You don't need to give them carbs at all. You know who do need them are the ones that run those obstacle courses. Oh, like show dogs? The ones that are doing the like up over the hurdle and through the tunnel spay got into pig racing bro it's the funniest shit i've ever seen in my life yeah pig racing at like uh carnivals australian pig racing it's a dude who does in his backyard there's no one else involved just piggy smalls what can you bet on it no it's just a dude

making a youtube channel labor love i'm trying to find a situation it's funny we got to get we should go out to it you i mean you should at least strap the gopro on if i go to australia i'll go i'd go to new zealand see hobbiton i would go there's a hobbiton what'd you hit in iceland we didn't really talk i went to Reykjavik. Yeah, how was that? And I went to- I took a tour, like an 11-hour tour where they take you around. Weren't you just in there?

I took another planet, dude. I got out of the city, though. I wasn't in the city. How's the city? I mean, it's not really like a city. It's kind of just like a little town. Yeah. Did you have any horse?

I don't understand. No. I don't understand their money. Dude, their money is insane. Their money is fucking crazy, dude. Oh, the water is going to be 20,000 units. Yeah. I was doing so good.

How many places did I go? I was in Prague. I had gone to so many places. I only spent four Gs. Yeah. I went all over. Dude, the amount of money he doesn't spend is terrifying. To the point where I think crimes are being committed.

How long were you on vacation for? This was work, bro. I was over there for 30 days. 30 days? You spent $4,000 in 30 days? No. See, that's what I'm saying. Iceland got my ass because I couldn't figure out the money.

And I was hungry. He had no fucking clue. And at the end of that, I was like, I did it. I killed it. I got all this footage. It's going's gonna be so great and it was just a delusion you check bank and there's nothing in there no it wasn't that much money yeah probably oh so you didn't spend a ton of money in iceland i'm saying four grand over 30 days is excellent no this would have been what when was probably fucking 20 days probably 20 days yeah yeah he got a fucking spot he thought he was going in uh lond, and it was literally just like

what would be like Northeast Philadelphia. Not really. Like, I got it in Battersea Park. Oh, okay. So it's just fucked up. It's like London's fucking massive. The outlets were fucking killing me.

Is that where you get like the acid poured on you? That's where Pink Floyd's Animals album, the picture of those smokestacks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's that. And I was like,

oh, dude, this is going to be the shit. And I just, I'm like a peasant from Philadelphia, so I only imagine Philadelphia. New York's as big as I can imagine.

Yeah. New York's cool and it's got five boroughs and everything and it goes up. London goes out, bro. Yeah. London's fucking massive.

Massive. Fly fishing was created in London. And there's subways like fucking Nintendo. It's like Mario. It's just terrible to Massive. Fly fishing was created in London. And there's subways like fucking Nintendo. It's like Mario. It's terrible to get around. Yeah.

You can't get anywhere in London. It's slow as fuck. They crushed Paris. Paris is tough because it's a different language. What were you saying? Were they nasty over there? And they're mean as hell. Were they rude?

One Uber driver was rude because I didn't know French. I was like, oh, I'm only here for two days. And she's like, give him shit about it. It's like, bro, what are you i'm only here for two days and she's like giving me shit about it's like bro what are you gonna learn french for two days so you're gonna learn icelandic you're gonna learn fucking she's like you don't know you don't know i'm like you know i don't know what the fuck you're talking about ice the icelandic language is an ugly ass language i love these boys the pigs oh that's good stuff race really never knew pigs were fast well that's in australia we got to get out to australia just be the showcase bro

oh they're jumping oh steeplechase it's like a mud hole chase that's great they got great names, too. Sometimes you just got to unwind, bro. Also, that fucking... This Caitlyn Clark shit that's happening, I think it's 100% fabricated. Yeah, I could see that. I think they're making this fucking, like, reality TV. I don't think any of them hate each other.

The women? Yeah, no one gives a fuck. You don't think a bunch of women don't actually like each other? Well, I agree with that, but I'm just saying that all this, like, pumping up stuff, I think this is completely made up they're trying to keep it and it's working like they're boosting fucking ratings oh yeah it's definitely working another woman could shoot another woman on wmba i'm still not doing it they can't dump dunks are the shit dunks are dunks are cool but

like also deep ass threes now deep threes are cool no dude the deep-ass threes. Nah, deep threes are cool. Nah. Dude, the deep three. Did you watch Celtics last night? Mm-hmm. Did you see the buzzer beater at halftime? No. Peyton Pritchard?

Yeah. It's pretty much a half-court shot. That's just as cool as Jalen Brown dunking. I saw Steph Curry's dad do one. Through the legs? Yeah. It was crazy. I don't think so.

Dude, it's unreal. I could hit that. No, you could not. Give me enough tries. I could. I'll never be able to. Exactly, enough tries. I'm just saying, I will never be able to jump up put a ball through my legs and dunk it but you're also not seven feet tall i know that but not all of them are either i can't fathom the dunk i can fathom the long ball it's guys my height who are doing it yeah three fucking and

they're putting it between their legs and that's insane it's crazy that's a great youtube hole it's crazy but hitting a three from half court at a buzzer beater is sick too people do it from fucking the other free throw line and win civics they pull out of the crowd in the middle of a game they do it like fucking morons in the crowd get a fucking civic for watching there's a retarded guy on tiktok that can do he can shoot from anywhere oh it's amazing it's fucking nuts it's a beeline though it's no arc he just goes and whips it and just right in the fucking basket the trickshot guys

on on the internet are beautifully talented oh yeah have you have you guys ever seen chainsaw lennon the uh onside kick specialist no he's fucking incredible he could like put it into a peach basket first try. Wow. He's fucking hard. Who was the dude? Who was the football guy? Who was the fat dude that would throw the footballs? Jerry Lorenzen. No, no, no. The guy was on like Instagram and shit? Yeah. Like screaming? Yeah.

And he was nuts though. Bill caught some balls from a machine. Yeah, it was fucking hard as shit. Those like things they train receivers with? Very fucking hard. Did you have gloves on though? No. I think that makes a big difference. We're all dolled then. We're all dolled in high school. Those things they train receivers with, very fucking hard. Did you have gloves on, though? No. I think that makes a big difference. We're all dolled in then.

We're all dolled in high school. Those gloves are like super glue. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. If you put them together, you can't even move your hands. Dudes do it from like one foot away, too. It's fucking insane. Spade was literally... He met some dude who was a Sixers rookie of the year.

Yeah. From like... Seems like Michael or something. Carter Williams? Yes. Yeah, he met him. What the fuck? Why'd you meet him?

That's where I was working out. It was all for pro athletes and then me. Really? Yeah. You're basically a pro athlete. Pretty much. I mean, you said it.

He's going on like the podcast circuit now. I think he's playing in fucking in Europe. He wants to play in Australia with his brother. Oh, really? Yeah, something like that.

You're chopping it up with him. Yep, we're chilling. Here's something I need you guys to look into. Why is the north central part of Australia completely uninhabited by humans?

I need you guys to look into it. Okay, I'll look into it. I need you guys to get to the bottom of this. Really? Why is the north central part the part that's closest?

Probably AIDS to live there, dude. Yeah, it's got to be through the fucking middle of that. Really? Why is the north central part the part that's closest? Probably AIDS to live there, dude. Yeah, it's got to be right in the fucking middle of that. The snakes and the spiders. And the, yeah, the big ass tarantulas. I think it's like Youngbloods

or whatever. He does like travel videos in Australia where he'll just go onto a beach and fucking sleep there for the night. Yeah, he whips that shit. That's fucking insane.

Who's this? What do we got? Strong and able. This motherfucker rips. Oh, he's just never misses. Oh, I've seen this guy. Oh, he's just... Threes. Darts. Oh, I've seen this guy.

Oh, he's throwing them. He's got down syndrome. 80 million views, yeah. Overhead darts every fucking time. It's the power of the downs, dude. That's focus. We need to get him in the league, honestly. Just get him... Put it in his face.

He probably shuts down. James Harden's getting a good pass to him, and he just fucking whips him. I gotta wonder who's signing up to be that guy's cameraman probably like a family brother or something like that you're probably right about it's cool it's cool as shit when they can do stuff like that though the bad stuff is like you go in like the dark part of instagram where it's like someone's brother or sister has like a disability and they're trying to make them famous oh yeah that's oh yeah that and i've been getting into widows on instagram dude

fucking insane how so girls putting up things like this is like a picture of a fucking broken roof or a broken sheet rock in the foyer of like a 20 foot ceiling and then it's like all the broken sheet rock and insulation then they another picture of the floor like my husband was in the attic working and fell out onto the ground and this is where he died clout chasing widows yeah that they exist suicide husbands all this are they looking for someone to come fix the no no it's fixed oh yeah they just put it up online like my husband took his life but i'm not gonna let that they're like this is my chance to get famous online because i had this traumatic thing happen to me and now they're just trying to get like uh farming for sympathy online and people are hitting like um hospice and shit on instagram hospice i think i mean it's maybe we're talking about it's gonna

be a fucking huge like people are gonna start fucking croaking to have social media and like they're gonna be hitting the hospices like fucking streamathons of them wait explain they're streaming from hospice yeah this dude was like thank you so much everyone like uh they put me in hospice now there's nothing we can do and he's just dying on instagram oh but i've seen a lot of that i did see yeah it's crazy there's a kid on instagram who got diagnosed with cancer and he journeys his details his journey that's cool and it was cool yes and he was cool about it what cavendish and not cavendish this dude like got a thing he was like fuck i'm just gonna do

sick shit that's sweet the other the weird shit is when people are just like if someone is doing their document to their own journey i'm cool with it if somebody is like uh grifting off of the death of a loved one or something not Crazy. That shit is weird. Ira Glass would say you've got taste. Yeah, I agree with that, honestly. I think you'd like him. I can't fuck with that dude's voice. No?

Yeah. What about the other dudes who have like, what about like Michael Barbaro? Can you fuck with his voice? I don't know who that is. The dude from the Daily Podcast? I don't know that. It's like the number one news podcast. New York, failing New York Times.

I am NPR. I used to, we used to, when we'd come home from piano lessons when I was a kid, we would listen to Rabbit Ears Radio. Yeah. It came on. You remember that? I don't remember it. I just learned all this as an adult. Really?

That there's families that listen to NPR. NPR is always on at the house. Well. I never knew all this as an adult. Really? That there's families that listen to NPR. NPR is always on at the house. I never knew about this. This particular segment was on the night that we had piano lessons. And at the time when we would be driving home, it would be Rabbit Ears Radio. And it was children's short stories and fables that were narrated, you know, with major kind of people were acting, doing accents, things like that. Oh, man. And you did fables or was it Aesop?

Was it standard? No, it wasn't. It wasn't Aesop. But it was, you know, it was interesting. There was one about a hare that had a scarecrow or something like that. And he got covered in the tar of the scarecrow. I can't really remember, and he got stuck to it. He couldn't get out of it.

What was the moral? Don't get tar on you. Yeah, beats me. King of my heaven, bro. Beats me. They were dropping that oil over the fucking walls of Jerusalem, just lighting up all of this, bro. Dude, that was fucking sick.

I was sitting there rubbing my thumb like this watching it like a fucking psychopath what's it calm yourself down nerve i just pump me the fuck up honestly i don't even know who to cheer for i love the muslims and i love the crusaders but some of the crusaders are kind of pussy muslims are a little yeah did you uh you said that was the kingdom the kingdom of heaven the kingdom of heaven there's a movie called the kingdom um which is a shall we no that's a king that is great jones yeah jones did a great thing on it oh it's good real story what do you guys think about jones i mean did it my way bro that was the best fucking shit i've ever watched in my life. He's kind of on the way down, though, right?

Yeah, he did it his way, though. You can call it the way down if you want to just completely besmirch on this 30 or 40 years of hard work. Are we talking about Alex Jones? Yeah. Of course. Got it. Dude, I tried to watch a documentary on Bohemian Grove,

and it was Alex Jones' documentary. It's awesome. And I didn't know it was his. Talking about like John Ronson or whatever? Yeah. British guy? I didn't watch it because I read the reviews and everyone was just like, this guy's fucking nuts. Dude.

Oh, come on, dude. Be a leader. Be a leader. Is it worth watching? What are you just hopping in the comments section? Will you go buy Ronson? I was going to buy IMDB. Come on, bro.

You got to make those decisions for your fucking self. It was everyone was just clowning on Jones. On the Ronson fucking documentary where he broke into Bohemian Grove and blew the lid off. Watch the next episode. It's about David Icke. Yeah. I got to check it out. It's worth watching.

It's good shit. Yeah. I mean. Everyone was just like not as good as everyone. All the comments were like, there was Alex Jones fans in it being like not as good as his new stuff. Yeah. B.

Clinton was like, this is a bad movie. Yeah. They were like, this is horrible. This is not good bad movie jones supporters were in there being like way worse than his what they have a fucking idea says i'm an alex jones supporter i swear to god i don't know yeah i don't communicate this guy i'm tired dude you're like seeing all of his stuff this is the worst one give him a chance bro nixon said it was gay politics aside nixon that But you mean Rope is gay It's the most entertaining Shit can get Listening to Alex Jones

It is so much Fucking fun To sit there and listen Every day he does Three hours Gotta tip the hat to that That's fucking That's a broadcast

Every fucking day Yeah you guys are Professional talkers Yeah Not like him It's tough But I think he got Drug in the mud

And all that hook shit He just He was Wrong place Wrong time He fucked up. He was fucked for life. Yeah, I mean, they fucking got him. Yeah. At any

point in time, they can end your career. The London bombing. The what bombing? The London bombing. I don't know if you remember that. The train. Yeah, of course. The London bombing, 9-11, and Sandy Hook all had they all had, what do they call it? Drills.

Like military drills. Yeah. They all were practicing the same event very close by. Yeah. So when he heard about the Hook stuff, he just figured, you know. 20 miles of the street from in Newtown, Connecticut. They were doing a. What is this?

They were doing a. It's a real place they were doing it they were doing a drill where they were gonna worry like protect the kids you look it's a FEMA drill yeah just weird stuff that's why I've gotten to the point where I just if anything happens I just like the king I do believe believe that Sandy Hook happens. I don't believe. Yeah, sure. Look, I don't want to get involved in this. Is there an event that you guys would be afraid to speak against? You know that. Come on.

As far as its veracity? Absolutely. What, the Holocaust? No. Not 11. Well, you guys, last time I saw you was at the SNL after party, and you were down in the dumps. Why?

Because you just had an article written about you. Yeah, yeah. Slathering your good name. Don't even give him a shot. Slathering your good name. Wet behind his ears. Bringing up articles. Sass, we don't even worry about that kind of stuff, bro.

You were worried when I talked to you. Dude. You know, that pissed me off, that moment. And here's why. How you gonna worry about the Holocaust when Godzilla's out there? Godzilla's still out there he regenerates that that that article really pissed me off because listen i've done a lot of victim yourself i've done a lot of work with shane and i hate the jews just as much as you guys do

and he didn't write anything about me so where's my credit you know what i mean yeah that was i mean that was just you need your moment in the sun that was a feeble where's my article it was a hit piece oh yeah obviously they tried to take you down they tried to bring you guys just where jones is going france you went to harvard right i did do you know any skull and bones guys that's yale okay my grandfather was in skull and bones are you fucking serious and then he went into the cia which is where he met my grandmother who was also in the cia and they were stationed in indonesia my microdose is hitting pretty hard no that's india sorry uh they were near jakarta yeah do you ever hear of quill and dagger is that that's another uh another

school no that's probably another secret society at y. Yeah. Book and Snake, Scroll and Key. Harry Potter. These are all... Yeah, why is Yale a secret society? The ancient... The secret society is at Yale. You get tapped when you're a junior, I think. But you're only in it for one year.

How do they get behind you to tap you? Like, do you always have to be, like, sitting at a bar or something like that? Or do you think they, like, circle around you like the plane did on never mind you know what's weird is the pentagon hit the accounting office and they did not hit where rummy was over in the you know all the generals are on the other side yeah what did he do uh what's your favorite cia movie oh i i know the answer um the good shepherd yes that's a fucking good what a great movie dude and i just remember the word it's a pastiche yeah okay what's that um it's like a they like make these characters in the good shepherd but it's all like they're

just collecting dudes that existed in the cia and they make like dudes out of it. It's a pastiche of them. They were like saying that was Colby. So that's Angleton. Fucking De Niro's in it. It's so good. It's very confusing. I had to watch it a few times to really understand the plot. I thought I missed something. I was watching it and I dude, I fucked something up. I kept rewinding it thinking I fucked up watching the movie. You ended up hating Eddie Redmayne too

for some reason. There's that scene of him singing in the acapella group. He fucking hates Eddie Redmayne. I'm like, dude, he's mad. And he's got that kind of froggy voice. I don't know. He was a tranny in a movie. Bill doesn't know about that. What? Yeah, he was a tranny. He dressed up like a girl. What the fuck? The Danish girl.

Good Shepard's fucking good. Also Theory of Everything. What? When he was talking. He was talking? He was good in that. He won Best Actor for that. Do you know what else is a movie like this that maybe you've seen, maybe you haven't? Syriana. You ever seen that? Oh, yeah.

George Clooney. That's a fantastic movie. Oh, you would love. I'm not a good movie guy, honestly. I love movies, but I just like, I never know what the fuck to watch. It's probably the same director. Maybe. Syriana is, that came out at the same time.

There were like a bunch of movies like that, right? Like Three Kings or some shit like that. Babel. Babel. Three Kings. Syriana is... That came out at the same time. There were a bunch of movies like that, right? Three Kings or some shit like that. Babel. Babel. Three Kings. Syriani. I think it's all that director. That amazing director. But I can't remember. I gotta look that up. I haven't seen any of these. Nick Syriani. I mean, they're old now.

The only CIA movies I've seen are The Report and Snowden. Snowden's a... Oh, you're talking about that documentary are The Report and Snowden. Snowden's a movie. Oh, you're talking about that documentary? No, the movie. Snowden movie. Snowden movie.

With Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Yeah, it's a good movie. Gordon-Levitt? Yeah, he plays Snowden. Gordon-Levitt? Yeah, he was Snowden. Isn't he Don Juan? Yeah.

That's a great movie. That's a wild ass movie. I never even saw that movie. I remember seeing the trailer. Same here, dude. He's a porn addict. He was even saw that movie I just I remember seeing the trailer where he's a porn addict yeah he was also

third rock from the sun yeah De Niro directed The Good Shepherd yeah doesn't that spook you yeah that's gotta conflict you a little bit there

especially when like his bodyguards are like January 6th guys right what are they yeah his bodyguards that are with him now

were like attacked on January 6th oh wow January 6th never happened so that would really that's a spooky one to talk about if you watch videos of it it's just very weird and that that's where i'll put on anything anything could be true that's all crisis actors a lot of signal noise out there if you know what i mean but fucking the videos of that stuff look like they're just kind of allowing people to or like pushing people in certain directions. This guy,

who's news did a video on it. It's just fucking nuts. I was thinking about this in the break. So you have developed this mindset of question everything, right? Pretty much. Yeah. But if that's true,

then how do you develop any theories at all? Wouldn't that corrode your ability to believe anything no because the truth is a frequency vibration you can feel you feel that something's right you feel so but but okay let's let's put it all i have this stuff is so good why would anyone drink anything else breaking up the fuzz right now. So, re-generations. Get the fuzz. They get right into the fuzz.

This is great. Did you have an email about that? You know how dehydrated I get? Because you're dehydrated, but that'll fix it. Oh, yeah. I get what you're saying, but that's where like... In the absence... So, you look at an event and you say, I doubt that that's the way it went down. Yeah.

But do you formulate your own theory as to how it actually happened yeah what about 9-11 but then how do you how do you formulate that theory because by your own extension of doubting it don't doesn't somebody in your mindset have the same idea to say well that theory is just as crazy as any other theory yes and a great philosopher once said be like water right but i get that i get good bruce lee i just roll with whatever the fuck i'm feeling at this point because like everything got so fucked up with covid where it's like like keanu reeves was saying dude like what was he saying like you can do whatever the fuck you want like i don't give a fuck it doesn't bother me i'll have my theories and what makes the most sense to me i won't get mad at anyone i'll get frustrated because i'm

trying to help my friends every now and then but like right that's different i know what you're saying where it can get real weird but at some point you gotta tap out watch pig race i get yeah yeah exactly yes i think that i used to jerk off but now i just watch figure eights you don't jerk off at all i do but i don't have as much enjoyment as i used to with it what do you mean you used to laugh when you did it and now you cry that's sad well i mean i feel like it's healthy at some at some level to jerk off pure retention will uh that will damage your sperm no it just dies and fucking what do you mean it's on vasectomies um i don't i'm not crazy about them but i know people who have had them where does it go bro right you just have a bunch of ghost sperm blow your nose every day you're making oh you know what's fucking nuts there's

16 terabytes in a sperm of of information we're just data dude this is a simulation that's crazy that's a fucking terabytes that's so much information i'm not trying to start a war but how much is in an egg isn't isn't a vasectomy going to do the same thing that when you put a a false on a garden hose you put like a kink no not a kink though. Like a proper handle. And somehow there's water that's still coming through that, but it's not coming out anymore. So where's the sperm go? That's what I'm saying, where the sperms go, bro.

They got to come out of the ball. Doesn't it still... Doesn't it tell your body to stop regenerating sperm? Yeah, I think. So your body just stops making sperm? Well, if there's nowhere for it to go. You think our bodies know this? I'm literally asking questions. I assume.

I'm giving answers that I don't know. I don't understand. My buddy got one. It's kind of fun. He didn't even tell me about it. Do you present what you're saying as truth or theory? Dude, do your own research. I have no fucking idea. So I could just give this answer and be like, this is what's happening. And you could be

completely wrong. That does sound kind of fun. Harry does that, by the way. I do it all the time. I mean, have you ever talked to a flat earther? Yeah. They'll just die for it, bro. They don't care. And they believe it. You guys are not flat earthers. I'm not married to a globe.

I don't know. It could be a cube. It could be a square i don't know i've never been up that's all i can say do you have a theory about it though what's your theory about what space earth what the what's the shape of the earth i don't think bills have in space dude i have no idea so that's when you're gonna leave uh on the back burner you're not you don't need an answer it's like dude like if i like i'm not gonna sit there and pretend like neil degrasse tyson that i could understand the universe you have to be a fucking idiot to be like no actually in the universe the place i've never been to with a bunch of dark matter that we just theorize what it is

this is how it works i'm not talking about the universe i'm just talking the globe the globe no clue i i couldn't tell you i don't lose sleep over it but like yeah i mean from now on but you're gonna doubt that it's round i'm not gonna doubt that it's round but the guys who say that it's round and say the way everything works they have an awfully bad track record of line you know what i mean like why would nasa make all computer generated images instead of just giving you real ones wait nasa makes all computer generated all their fucking images are computer generated did you see the fucking moon landing they just did no absolute horseshit look at these cameras dude you can't strap onto a fucking uh rocket ship and get some 4k footage sure it looks like

ass bro why billions of dollars to make a rocket ship you can't get a good so what's the theory there the moon's not real or that we don't go to the moon idea the moon's up there it's something yeah allegedly it fucking shifts the tides girls fucking periods are on yeah yeah gravity it's never gonna fuck me up that like if i i've done that before where you start thinking of stuff and you get so fucking overwhelmed like How the fuck are we on this planet and everyone's just acting like it's normal and no one has a clue what the fuck's going on. You start fucking thinking about that and going down that road, you'll lose your fucking

mind. So at some point, you just got to be like, I don't give a fuck. I'm just bleeding whatever I want. Brief. Yeah. That's why physicists are like, I'm going to prove it with math. Yeah. Congrats, dude. You guys made it up. What about the atomic bomb though? A-bombs? I don't fucking believe it.

There was people out here in Shima putting TNT around. TNT was the artist thing. It was this group of these Swedish artists that were fucking sucking each other's dicks. What do you believe? What's a big one that you do believe? What about like oklahoma what about like okc you believe that i believe in me i believe in that spade ron francis children are future i believe that children are future

i want my family to be okay and all my friends that's all i believe in all i can control everything else second amendment yeah yeah what about what about what but those those are those are like those are like that's your ethos that's all you got bro what about an event that you were like that is is how it happened covid covid i was there i saw the whole thing happen it was a hundred percent a lot okay so that's that's the opposite of what we're asking that's not what we're asking is there that is something that happened that we were fed, this is how this happened, and you were like, I agree. Like you turned on the news.

Like is there anything you turned on the news and you've been like, oh yeah, that makes sense. No. Never. Tell a vision. No. Because from my experience, dude, if I'm an absolute pussy liar right if i go out every weekend none of you guys are with me i'm i fucked all these chicks every week yeah you figure out

i completely made the fuck up yeah would you believe me for the rest of the time yeah you knew me no no you'd be like he's a liar so if you're gonna lie that hard about a global shutdown and be like is there anything you believe they say no no you're alive but but but okay take move that out of the thing what about something that you watched with your own eyes what do you mean i don't know let's say that like let's just say hypothetically that you watched a plane crash out of the sky and explode and then the news was like a plane just crashed out of the sky and exploded would you be like yeah i saw i saw yeah yeah and if someone said no they're like dude i fucking saw but i just i just have to believe that there are events that you are like yeah i think that's the right way

that it happened yeah i mean you'd have to fucking you have to give me a good one i don't revolution revolutionary war i mean down the way there's five wars are fought Yeah, I mean, you'd have to fucking, you'd have to give me a good one. Revolutionary War. I mean, wars are fought. Everything's out the window. Propaganda, wars are fought. All that stuff with Ukraine and Russia, like everything. It's just whoever wins tells what they think happened. You have no fucking clue what happened. Voltaire.

Voltaire. Candide. Voltaire. I'm trying to think of an example. But people get so in the weeds like there has to be something you believe it's like dude i believe my life yeah but here's here's here's a great okay then here's my thought you work out yeah you have a routine that you've given to sass and you therefore are subscribing to the belief that doing shoulder extensions and smith machine stuff is going to build muscle mass and be healthy for it.

Comes from the school of thought from the great Dorian Yates. I would eat that dude's shit if he told me to. I don't know who that is. He's the greatest bodybuilder of all time. He has a great podcast called Shadow Talk. He's the fucking man. And we're on the same wavelength, me and Dorian Yates. Got it.

Okay. And through my years of working out and stuff like that stuff working stuff not working i think high intensity interval training focusing on the eccentric movements that works the best for me your body could be completely different though so that's what i'm saying where it's like sash try this out you know yeah but that is rational thought what you just you said i have learned from experience that this is the truth yeah yeah yeah but if you think aluminum plane concrete and steel building that's not rational we are accepting your disbelief of that building seven allegedly collapsed from a furniture fire yeah that the building seven ones a little bit that whole free fall and it was days later right

no it's actually the whole like city square went down there's other shit that they blew up that day yeah i'm happy to know that you can because you said once i've been fed a lie once i no longer trust i don't use any stream of information and and i'm i and i the world and questioning my reality and all this is too much for me so i just check out i fucked him up you haven't checked out no you do have because things you subscribe to the truth and doing good well the truth but the truth i mean the truth is so subjective but that's the hard part you don't you don't have the same truth that other people why don't you get married and have some kids there's nothing i can do to change them you

know what i mean yeah yeah yeah so it's like like libs when they get in shambles they'll freak out like how the fuck could you like trump he's a dictator i didn't got elected i was like fuck this sucks and i just kept on doing whatever i'm doing right so i don't get violent i didn't go to any protests i didn't go to jan 6 i'm just kind of like it it seems like a thing that gets people riled up well how could you it was at a green screen studio all the time high we're getting completely stolen from by the imagine if you went as a joke and they fucking locked you the fuck up solitary confinement what about uh what about journos what are the journos uh like if they were at january 6 could you have gone through documenting everything yeah this guy woo's news has a whole video but did he get locked

up no because he's a journo no he like took all the footage and made a video kind of like a reality show like when they do they'll like snap a picture of like um what do they call them the smoke grenades yeah so they'll they'll snap a picture of that um what do they call them the smoke grenades yeah so they'll they'll snap a picture of that but then when you watch it happen in like regular motion you're like oh dude this is retarded there's a guy who has gauze in his fucking cheek right you ever been maced no either of us i'm just curious i don't know i mean dude see i've gotten to some squabbles bro there's a guy with a bullet hole from, I think, a riot control round. Big fucking mark in his cheek.

Gauze. If I poked that, dude, you'd be on your knees. This guy gets fucking maced, eats it, and keeps walking. Yeah, it was fake mace, shit like that. Yeah. Oh. Very fucking weird. That is.

At January 6th? It was all January 6th? Yeah. I think it was pretty fucking bizarre that they let that all happen. Well, they needed that footage. Yeah. Because they have to be like, this is what happened with Trump. Yeah.

You know what I do? He can't even fill up Girard College. Biden was just at Girard College, literally filled up a quarter of the gymnasium. A gym, dude. The most popular president of all time. Biden would pack that place. I would pack out. You don't think I could sell out Girard College?

He's not the most popular president. He was the most popular president of all time elected most votes ever. You're saying in the popular vote? Total votes.

He got the most. That's a product of how populated the country is now. No, it's because of the mail-in ballots. There's no way he got the most votes

But of course he's got more votes than fucking Lincoln because that was... I understand that, but he beat out Obama, hope and change? No way, dude. That was a fervor when that shit was going on. Teflon Don had the fucking record

and then Biden came in with that little... Remember the graph? I was like, this went... You think there's a chance shit will be less fun when Trump gets re-elected? Oh yeah, It sucked. Everybody flipped the fuck out last time. I don't even like Trump. He's funny.

But like that Warp Speed shit, I'm not with him. What? Operation Warp Speed. I don't know it. Oh, to the vaccine. Oh, he was a big vaccine guy. Yeah, he created Operation Warp Speed. Yeah, he was.

And then everyone fucking took it. That's where everyone starts doing mental gymnastics. And then at some point, he fucked up there. That was fucked up. I'm never going to vote for that dude ever again. Did twice. I think I fucked up the second time because instead of filling it in, I just X'd the bubble.

No, you can't count that. They threw your thing out. It's a hanging chat. A hanging chat. A hanging chat. Does that keep you up at night? I walked out of there like, all right. And then I was like, I probably should have filled that bubble in instead of putting my hands on it.

Don't they have an example right next to it of how a properly filled bubble is? You make them, I break them. I don't read the rules. I rolled in there, was pissed the whole time. You had to wear a mask. Masking doesn't work. These are all lies it just compounded over time where you're just like fuck it so this was uh 2020 2020 there's i think there's a power

there's a power in being in the counterculture though yeah november of 2020 i think there's a power for you guys of being in the counterculture and then if say if if trump gets re-elected people will be nasty to you i don't fuck. People are nasty every fucking day to us. Yeah, why are they so nasty to you? No clue. I mean, you say very divisive shit. People are going to get upset, you know? So you kind of have to accept that, but, you know.

What do you think, Spud? I don't know. I just know that everybody freaked out when Trump got elected last time. People change their whole fucking way of living. And, like, that stuff on NPR npr like people just started acting weird like politics fucking matters the dude changes every fucking four years yeah it is like freaking out for the undertaker like it's me crying for stone cold dying every four years that motherfucker's out there's a bunch of fucking bankers and special interest people inflation's fucked right now bro

dude when i was a little kid i used to think that when i when i like dude i've been buying my oatmeal in bulk can't be too careful i used to think that when i would eat food that it would uh that it would in the middle of the night my toes would open up and the food would just like parade out of my body serious i didn't know what i didn't you have a great imagination i didn't put two and two together what shit was like i didn't know that shit was the processing of the food that I had eaten. I straight up thought pee was in the balls. I remember still to this day, I ask my mom, if I rip open my nuts, is all the pee going to come out? Like a water balloon? Yes.

Like a water balloon pop? I used to have arguments with girls on the school bus that they would tell me there were two holes in the vagina, and I would say, that's wrong. I just found that you're thinking of the vagina and the butthole and they're like no there's another and i still don't understand you're wrong about that it's like up top yeah yeah there's a piss hole there's a piss hole in a fuck hole yeah i always thought it was just one hole where everything's like a little mouth it was pissing out of it. Because guys are blessed to have like, imagine if you had a different hole for your cum and your pee. Yeah.

That would be awful. That'd be sick. It would be epic. I think that we, it would be nice, honestly, because then you wouldn't have those. You couldn't do better than this.

You wouldn't have those posts jerk off pisses where it's just spray in every which way. But hold on a second. A big question. Women who squirt orgasm are they is it coming out of is that is that coming out of the pee hole or is it coming out of the vagina i don't know but i'm never that hydrated i see it and i'm shocked that they had that much water well dude like they didn't give up that much water the body they truly give life it's true like it definitely doesn't come out of the pagana it It has to be the fucking pee hole.

No way. I think it comes out of the manhole. Volumous. It's so much. You see a chick piss, bro? Dude, I was talking about this the other day. It's fucking crazy. When it comes out.

You ever see those Indian guys behind the couch? It's like a turkey baster in the squirting videos. You didn't know that? Oh, it's up there? They have a turkey baster and fucking like a Thanksgiving turkey. Shove it there and then they go oh my god i'm squirting i had a crush on i always do that yeah i had a crush on a girl in high school and we went to a concert in camden and she was like i gotta pee and she peed in between the cars and i was like horny as fuck so i'm like trying to say yeah dude the fucking shit, the speed and the power. Dude, it's literally like a fire hydrant just exploding.

Oh, yeah. It was wild. How loud? What did it sound like? What's that? What did it sound like hitting that? I mean, I just remember being in all of it. Dude, this chick, like.

Power washing the pavement. Yeah. We went swimming. Like, there's really, the only reason I liked her was we went swimming and she did, like, a dive and the little flap that covered her pussy like flipped over yeah and i saw it yeah and i saw like the hair and stuff and i was like i was like 14 i was like i love her i went on for like five years my entire life was like this chick for like five years dude when i was in high school the bathrooms that we had there was no doors it was like one of

those like turned hallways yeah and there was the boys room and the girls room was right next to each other and you would be pissing in the boys room and you could hear the girls pissing through the walls because it was so it's like it's like someone just took one of those bottles of water and just dumped it into the fucking toilet all at once yeah i wouldn't put too much stock into pouring out a few people telling the truth they've been lying to us about dick size but what if what if i know it's wrong and i still just want to believe it because it's wrong and i still just want to believe it because it's more fun my way than you did it your way bro isn't that okay yeah absolutely i have now co-opted my own truth yes for my own sake the only time you would see me

get like real fucked up over a pin you had if you like pull me aside like bro i can't stop fucking kids i'm like dude fuck off then i'll get angry if you like corner me like i love yeah the normalization of pedophilia is a problem. I don't see that becoming my truth. That's what I'm saying. That's a big trend, though, in your guys' line of work where people, they're very anti-pedophile. Yeah, they're all upset.

It's like an obsession. It's a global trend. What do you mean? Conspiracy. The conspiracy world. Oh, they're very anti-pedophile. Oh, Alex Jones, it's all he can't sleep at night because he's thinking about the pedophiles. Which has nothing wrong. I'm pro that. I like that. Yeah, it's weird. It's weird that they're trying to push

minor attracted people. Who? That's the thing. Who are? Just like the classification of the term. Ultra liberal. I don't think anyone's on board with minor people being attracted to minors. I think that's a pretty universal... They're called maps.

They just made it in Germany, was it? They just cut down the time for having CP big time. Three months for having child porn. They're taking a 95-year-old woman to court for denying the Holocaust, but you can be a pedophile. Well, here's one. This is the major controversy

in Japan, I think. They are thinking about creating sex dolls that are children as like a methadone solution so that pedophiles don't have sex with actual children. It's not a bad idea. What they really should do is just put them for sale and then arrest whoever buys them yeah but do you think that that's going to satisfy the urge or only ignite their passion pocket plus exists and people sell rape every day yeah you know there's sex dolls if i had one of those i'd just be like damn those are expensive i don't get a real one not only they're like 10 bucks i mean rapists tend to be pretty Yeah, they do from a lower socioeconomic background.

True. From what I've seen. Yeah. Some of them are fucking... Except for Harvey Weinstein. Yeah. Some of them are affluent, dude. Yeah.

But those are the maps, though. Those Hollywood rapers. Whenever I give money to poor people, I say, make sure you ask for consent. Don't rape with this. Remember, that's what that's for. Make sure she says okay that's honestly they should just go hand out pocket pussies to the homeless that would solve a lot of problems i feel like i'll just make disgusting street trash yeah but like i bet you'd see like a single

use throw out as a former garbage man dude imagine fucking finding a homeless encampment full of pocket pussies oh dude there was one time i went to a uh a real rich house out in like i don't know where the fuck it was like phoenixville or something and they had books in the back of their dumpster and i looked and i was what the fuck are these books and they were all bdsm books about like like old like graphic novel like porn things but it's all BDSM. Sometimes stuff just finds you, bro. Did you crack them open? I like that. This guy's a fucking freak. It's crazy to get it.

BDSM's wild. Yeah, to want to fucking smash the shit out of someone instead of have sex with them. They normalize that. That's cool now. Fifty Shades of Grey. Girls are obsessed with it. They'll get pedophilia. Madam Web.

No. You think they will? What about a guy who wants to be beaten? Fucking do whatever the fuck you want. You're better. Except fuck kids. Yes. Is that okay? If I said to a woman, if I spread my scrotum as thin as I could and had her tap dance on

it in stilettos, am I allowed to do that? Yeah. You're not hurting anyone other than your ball sack. Well. And your future kids. Once you build up enough scar tissue. It's the rolfing. That's why you need the-

It's the fuzz. You bring up the you need that it's the fuzz you get the fuzz you get the fuzz in your ball sack and then cauliflower on your balls honestly might be nice looks like a potato latke down there you kind of get that naturally though like if you take a cold shower what the ball's really hard enough small sack callus yeah yeah that's not what we're working with my balls my balls get real loose when you're showering no just in general just in general i got very long balls well there's probably a time where you got little balls though what there probably was a time i feel like throughout your life you go through an evolution like oh yeah you ever seen a baby be born dude

no baby's balls are fucking huge oh really shocking yeah like you know then you get this little tight thing yeah looks like a fig yeah you know then you're a teenager they start coming back and now apparently mine are like mine are long to the point that i think i should go to the doctor like i piss on my balls every day it's like larry david really yeah you ever see uh an old colonial uh sailor like in the British times, warships, master and commander? No. Yes, that's a great movie.

When they were considered to have cursed the ship and sometimes they would actually take their own life by grabbing a cannonball and jumping overboard and letting it take them down to Davy Jones' locker. If Sass jumps into a body of water, he will sink and die. Wonder why. Maybe your internal body temperature is very high or something.

Could be. Well, he doesn't wear briefs. He only wears boxers. That's true. I don't wear briefs. I hate briefs. You got like Nat Geo tits, but balls. Yeah.

I would probably skip it with them. We'd all just fucking jump over them. Have you ever measured the inches? Of my balls? Yes. No. But they should. Is your head your day?. Like, there's more...

The problem is there's more skin than there is ball. You got small balls or... The balls are normal size. The skin is droopy. Did you ever have where your balls sucked? Yeah, I guess. See, you're talking sex. Okay, no, I'm not talking sex.

I just wonder about it. Never. Yeah. You don't like that? You know, pirates used to think if you put a gold earring in, it would give you better eyesight. Really? That's how retarded they were.

Really? What was the thinking behind that? Don't know. They're pirates. Did you have that ready because he got uncomfortable or did you just go that quickly? Well, no. You said pirates. You started bringing up pirates, right?

David Jones. Who was talking about pirates? He was. Yes, I did. I did bring it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah about pirates i forgot you don't like to kiss and tell i don't like talking about that shit i think it's lame it's just a little bit i mean it's not it's not it's dumb people go on podcasts and they're like bro i was fucking we're not we're not asking you it's like you ever get your balls sucked oh bro let me tell you about it i think his brother was like dude have you ever jerked off as what are you talking about and he taught me and i've been doing it every day by word since then

yo what i mean dude you wrap around you we're not necessarily saying like what how do you fuck a chick or anything i was like do you enjoy raisin bag i've never been a big ball sucker i don't really get it dude you're such a douche honestly because it'd be like uh a magician pulling his ball sack out of her throat is there an audible gasp what is there an audible gasp the bottom of your leg dude we could see you probably know no there's not an audible gasp so it's not like a fucking freak show no no no okay there you go i don't know you're like talking like it's like a barnum and ball sack no i i didn't i just think i said one

time on on the yak that i that i piss on my balls yeah and everyone was like the fuck you're talking about i thought that was a normal thing apparently it's not interesting so my balls are go down further than my penis which i could mean i have a tiny penis as well no but his balls cup under like the highlight sticks you know what i'm talking about those like i can picture it you have like the clinical like biology class drawing textbook exactly yeah i only saw that and i was like dude my balls are not there like that yeah that's where mine are yeah you're all balls i'm all balls okay yeah that's something to embrace though but yeah you had me like thinking it was a fucking freak show no no no it's normal but he should measure it still though yeah that sucks isn't he at the fucking hold your balls while you piss yeah kind of yeah he's strapped

i gotta talk but what's the next country you want to go to i'm gonna go to see the vatican do you have any theories about that oh no i'm just gonna try to videotape it and call bill and hopefully this will work out i spurred down did this because the guy that was breaking up my shit was like you should go there and i was like i have to listen to what this dude says spades and arms bro i believe it yeah well bill why were you asleep when he's calling what well the ringer on it's daytime when you go there at some point yeah it's so you knew he was gonna be there there. You couldn't ring her. It's like six or seven hours. See, listen. I'm a Teams guy.

He's more of a private contractor. Got it, got it, got it. Understood. Fair enough. I don't. What does that mean? Well, get Francis' number. Yeah, yeah.

Call me. Call Francis. He needs travel tips. He's taking Egypt Air back. He's flying from Cairo back here. That's terrifying. Oh, bro. Why are you guys looking at me like what's wrong what's wrong with 60 of those flights go down that's not true those might be bad flights it is the one they're blowing the whistle on the big bowing dreamliner yeah yeah yeah are they shutting that down bring him to his eternal rest do you fly do you fly coach or you fly business class what do you get

oh he's in the back of the plane on egypt air the last seat yeah like the cool kid on the bus i had a feeling what the fuck yeah business class i get the deals bro i love that i get deal how much is a flight on egypt air back row cost like 48 how much is your whole trip i don't know the that was 1500 oh yeah i think the whole thing is working out that's like what barstool books me yeah like if if egypt air was in it was in manhattan find a way to book me on it back windows nice yeah you're right by the bathroom what did you watch on the plane or what'd you eat? Anything good? I didn't go yet. Oh, for this other trip.

Oh, no, they didn't have TVs. Who's hitting EasyJet hard? They didn't have TVs. I used to do EasyJet. Yeah, the little airplanes. Worst plane experience I ever had was on an EasyJet flight. What happened? I was leaving Oktoberfest.

In Germany? I'd love to go there. I heard the women are aggressive. They're militant. They'll lick your balls whether you like it or not. I heard that they'll approach you. They're rigid and cold, but they are commanding. Nice.

It's like I'm a good mother. What does your ball sack taste like? They'll tell you the way. Crack that thing open. What they do to you? Well, and on the flight. Spey got fucked with on the easy jet as well. It's general admission.

There's no seat assignments. So if you get there late, you're in big trouble. And sure enough, I had really not got – I mean, I slept through my alarm. I was a three-day bender at Oktoberfest wearing the same clothes that I'd worn every single day. Damn, dude. I smelled so bad. I was eating bratwurst and chicken rotisses all week. And drinking all those beers.

And you wake up and you got to race out on the Audubon to the Munich airport. And I sprinted through security. I think I got to the airport like 25 minutes before my flight. Sprinted. International? I was flying back to France. Damn. So, yeah.

And then I got there i made it i was the last person on they were about to close the doors and i got on and my the only seat left was in the back seat between two overweight jamaican women who were wearing so much perfume and survived the crash they were like wearing like like wearing like lace hats and they looked like they were going to church and stuff. And I, and,

uh, it smells like bratwurst. Well, they, one of them, I got down and one of them had to get up and I sat between them

and then they, um, I fell asleep and then one of them woke me up 10 minutes into the flight. You're stinking up the plane. She said,

I, she said, would you please stop farting? It's ruining our trip. Holy shit, bro. You're stinking up the plane. She said, would you please stop farting? It's ruining our trip. Holy shit, bro. You're ripping ass. Yeah, and then I was awake because I was self-conscious.

So you're the airbag. And being awake made me so nauseous from their perfume and everything that I threw up in the middle between them. Holy shit.

You didn't get up? I couldn't. Oh, no. Audacious Jamaicans in between them, bro. Holy shit. You didn't get up? I couldn't. Oh, no. Audacious Jamaicans in between them, bro. You had a boner. You couldn't stand up. Dude, the bags to vomit in airplanes are so funny. You're like someone's story.

Oh, yeah. That's wild. I knew I was a real problem. What do you do with the juice once it's in the bag? You roll the top down. And then you just put it in the behind the seat. Like a doggy bag. Like you're going to bring it home home for later i feel like it'd be like a piss bottle situation well then i got then i got up and then i threw it in the fucking you had to pay to use the bathroom yeah they get you for everything back then and and we had a layover in uh zurich and i raced

off the plane and i went to the men's bathroom and I threw up in the urinal. And there was a bunch of blood in it. Dude, relax. Yeah, dude. There's a lot of blood. You assaulted the European airline. I just can't even. That's one of those moments in your life where you're like, I don't know how I lived through that.

Yeah, and you're still here. Yeah. The human body. Yeah, Spade got fucking screamed at by some lady from Liverpool. Really? Yeah. That Liverpool bitch was giving you the business, wasn't she? Over what?

On EasyJet. Remember something about your bag or something like that? When you were in Liverpool, a chick was being like a fucking cunt. They're angry. I can't remember. EasyJet? Yeah. Probably some nasty makeup, drawn on eyebrows, the Liverpool.

Something about lines or something. Yeah, the Liverpoolians. Yeah, I can't remember. Liverpool look fucking sick, though. Yeah, it's cool. It's a good city. It's right on the water. I like it. Well, drop the fuckers. brows the liverpool some about lines yeah liver pudlins yeah i can't remember liverpool look fucking sick though yeah it's a good city it's right on the water i like it fuckers yeah did you ever see that clip of recently of like uh there was a soccer game happening over there and they were holding like you know it was the two rival like the home crowd is in the section that's right next to the away crowd and they obviously they hate each other. And their announcer comes on and is like,

we're going to now do a moment of silence for some figure that was big on the team. And like five seconds into the moment of silence, the away fans are like, ah. And the guy holding the – he knows they're going to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's holding it on him and he goes, oh, it's so typical. It's so predictable we all saw

that coming they do that for uh mona sounds for the queen yeah yeah oh yeah that's great every match no they're like when she died she's in a box or whatever whatever her nickname was i fucking forget lizzie lizzie's in a box lizzie's in a box yeah you are you what you guys have some theories about the royal family of england i don't really like like them no i think they killed princess di there you go that that's a pretty good one that is by the way you i might i might come on to that side of the defense it's comfy like the thing is we don't get mad why did they kill her though oh? Oh, so many reasons. Because she was causing problems for the family. Well, she had gotten divorced from Charles.

They had gotten divorced. And the Queen of England, the monarch of England, is the head of the church. Yeah. And divorce is really not allowed. Right the hell. And he was the crown prince, so he was the next in line yeah and they tried to keep them together forever they just hated each other yeah the phone calls between charles and his fucking camilla yeah tasty so good yeah he was dirty talking this shit and

who was it was it fucking mi6 it was mi6 yeah they fucking recorded all my talk and it went out to this it went out to the sun and all the it was some guy actually it wasn't even in my yeah it wasn't it was just a random dude did you guys watch the crown no oh it's really good really i just watched the episode where they were diana does skip to that one cut out all the fat did you guys see the celtics coach last night they were like uh they asked joe mazula were like, what do you think about the royal family being here? And he was like, Mary, Joseph, and Jesus? That happened, wasn't

that from a while ago? I thought it was, or maybe they just resurfaced the clip today. They just resurfaced because they asked him something and they were like, what's it like having two black coaches going off against each other? He goes, they said it was a crazy sight, how many of them are Christian?

And they just didn't say anything else. They were just like, they just didn't answer. All right. It's so funny. He's hilarious. And then he was like, what about eight inches and thick?

That's the best video of all time. It keeps surfacing on the internet constantly. I love that. We talk about it pretty much every episode. What about eight inches and thick? What about my daughter

killed herself two weeks ago? That's my test point. every episode what about my daughter killed herself two weeks ago my wife killed herself two weeks ago my daughter ran a six minute mile faster than me she killed herself two weeks ago i want to find the whole context i have no idea what the fuck because you know like there i want to see the videos, like the interviews leading up to that one. Because it had to have been like 50 girls in a row were like, I'm not really into bodybuilders. And then that one, he just like snapped and was like, what about big dicks and a dead family? And a millionaire. Yeah. And a multi-millionaire.

Loving and respecting. Yeah. Loyal. 24 years. She left me two weeks ago i would lose my fucking mind if my wife fucking died like that and then my daughter killed herself i would have to go to do a youtube video no yeah i don't think so no i think i think you agreed properly his wife died and his daughter killed himself all in two weeks and then he's like out

at spring break yeah trying to pick up girls for youtube videos that's free approaches you finally gotta get on the horse right when you fucking get off bro that's the craziest thing it's like that fucking world what the cold approachers and pickup artists i can't get behind them they freak me the fuck out i don't know what this is cold approaching like dudes who just go up to women and say hey how you doing see that ring on his finger dude he doesn't give a fuck i know what what is is... Found you, forever person. What's the... What's wrong with the guy

who goes up to a woman and says, hi, how are you? I just think the way they go... They put it... P-U-A. We were introduced by friends. Set up? Yeah.

Nice. That's nice. It was a warm approach. Yeah. So that's like... And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, but I think about like once you like get into it, like it's like you're practicing your jump shot it's kind

of fucking weird instead of it's like hey i'm just saying hi to a chick that's one thing but if you're like this is how it is it's a fucking science i did oh i don't like that either yeah it's very fun oh it's like that i didn't know that they were mystery of love on vh1 it was a show mystery had the big fucking top hat and the goggles and it was like teaching nerds how to become oh he was the guy mystery was the guy who wrote the game or he was he'd coach the guy who wrote the game yeah something yeah that stuff's bad when you're really like giving people an assignment on how to talk to women yes but that's like dude that's that you've seen this the indian dude on instagram who

goes up and he's like he's like man i'm just talking about what you just tell me about this on the way up oh the dude goes over and he's like i'm at the club i'm dropping riz on girls you haven't seen that no i was telling spade about a guy who like started sexually harassing a woman on the street was just like at first it was like sorry you said indian i love you so much different guy i have fifty thousand dollars in my pocket right now please give me your number she's like no and then finally it was like all right how about if i just fucking kill you and then she walked away damn really that's a cool that's cool approach that's like a power i know how about i fucking kill you yeah you gotta have a bailout though that's the bailout

i mean fifty thousand in my pocket it's a good thing fifty thousand in pocket that's he's like all right i'll start with that and then if it doesn't work i'll go to murder what's the bailout. I mean, $50,000 in my pocket is a good pick-up line. $50,000 in my pocket. He's like, I'll start with that and then if it doesn't work, I'll go to murder. What's the most amount of cash you've ever had in your pocket? In my pocket? $13,500. Wow. In your pocket. I'm trying to think of the most I've ever had. $13,500? Yeah, I needed it for my

wall. Remember when I had all that cash there? Yeah. It was fucking sick. I got a couple hundred on me right now. I want to say it was the most i think it was fifteen thousand dollars what the fuck scrap money yeah he carries money for other people though yeah sometimes like when we would drive trash trucks you get scrap loads and you got to go down the scrap yard pick up the money then give it to my uncle and then he would disperse amongst the people who got scrap loads trash business very crazy you know what's crazy the guy who owns a trash dump on martha's vineyard and he's the only fucking trash man on the island and it's in and out he does everything has the dump does the

hauling that guy must be fucking loaded it's ever been i have been many many years ago it's fucking crazy there's no trash martha's vineyard. Yes. Yeah. Or you know what they do with New York's trash? They fucking bus it down to North Carolina every day. Yeah. I saw the trucks. Wherever it's cheap.

New York's trash? Yeah. Goes to North Carolina? They take it to North Carolina. Depends. You can haul it or you can get it on trains. A lot of places have trains

which will go to Ohio, North Carolina. My dad had a trash dump. They would go to Virginia. They would drive down to virginia because it was cheaper and then what happens do they burn it burn it there's incinerators there's fucking landfills yeah landfills bury it yeah is that how it gets into the groundwater and makes poisonous stuff i would think that and then a lot of the the production of it i think gets into the water more like the the production of it i think gets into the water more like all the production of plastics and stuff are usually what's really fucking up like

how crazy was that fucking uh pbc spill in the river in the summer two things that really fucking confused me where there was a big oh yeah i remember this spill of pb like liquid like pbc went into the water and there was like um alerts that you can't drink the water in philadelphia for a few months or for a few weeks and then that smoke that smoke has never happened that was a year ago as long as i've been alive that has never happened and then a fucking wildfire with crazy smile whenever oh yeah that was spooky i that's crazy that's never happened since i've been on earth yeah you don't remember anything like that, right? No, no.

Sure don't. Although we did have the ice storm of 98 in Maine. That was pretty bad. Yeah. How was it? Did you grow up in Maine? Mm-hmm. Holy shit.

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What did you do? We filled our bathtub with water and drank that. This is hard. They're hardy people, dude. And then we all had you know we had candles going did you clean the bathtub first you guys scrub it down i thought about that i was because i'm reading this book about blackouts and i was thinking about i was thinking about how the new york ones no just like emps and stuff like that cyber attacks and i was thinking about uh

i think if we were attacked the first thing I would do is fill up my bathtub with water. Yeah. And have water. Yeah. Right? Well, I was in Rwanda. And they lose water fast. And our driver had found sanctuary at the Hotel Rwanda.

And he said that what they did is they ended up drinking the swimming pool. Because the bad guys cut off the water lines to the hotel. I would assume it was chlorine. It could it was corn i fell asleep at that movie i caught some heat for that really yeah hotel rwanda people thought you didn't care yeah i mean i fell asleep during i fell asleep during dune you know what i mean one but twice dude dune two is loud as fucking theaters i saw that shit i was like this has to be fucked up this can't be right i've been in a movie theater in so long it was so fucking loud and then it chilled the beginning of the movie dude is so fucking loud it's confusing like i was like about to leave because i thought like i got a fucked up movie theater you probably did

that's probably no it chills you might have probably turned it down they got volume like that yeah it's a theater movie it's a speaker i've never been back there bro well it's a speaker it's not like a set volume you can just change it dude that's with a lot of power that's a lot of power to have the knob for the fucking whole movie theater i feel like they'd be set already yeah they probably were and they probably fucked up fucking loud but some that is some sound design isn't even, though. I mean, I'm rewatching... Yeah, some people suck at sound. Band of Brothers. Yeah, but I don't think the creators of Dune suck at sound.

No, I don't think so either. They're probably pretty good at it. They're good. That was a fucking great movie. Yeah, I never saw it. I haven't seen either of them. Really? It's a...

You watched one? You didn't fall asleep during one? One sucked. I mean, I thought it was slow. Yeah, it was a slow movie. Man, I loved one. The first hour was just a slog. I have to say, I loved it was slow. Yeah, it was a slow movie. Man, I loved one. The first hour was just a slog. I have to say, I loved it.

I've probably seen it 10 times. It ended and I was like, oh, fuck. I don't like Chalamet that much. No, I'm not a big Chalamet guy either. Not even in The King? I like him in The King. I'm saying just buying him as Paul Atreides. Where be the big dog?

Dude, that movie's shit. And then he comes out and he's like, dude, that guy weighs 90 pounds. Yeah. That kid went to art school in Manhattan. You're going to make him the big dog? This is a movie. He gave everyone chlamydia? Yeah, Timothee Chalamet.

What? Yeah. Too much pussy, dude. Yeah, way too much. He spread chlamydia all around NYU. Why would you say that? That's true. Look it up.

Why would you say that? That's my truth, bro. I feel you. Hey, you can decide what your truth is. That's mine. You're hurting someone else. Timothee Chalamet is never going to recover chalamet when he was fucking burning up

the entire campus I didn't know it was fucking like that Timotei, chalamet he was with one of those generous chalamet might be top 5 fuckers in America also can't get into the other chick too Zendaya he can't get into Zendaya

two clams make them cancel each other out really that's what i've been told what two chlamydia when you have two chlamydia they actually can't burn it burns off yeah it's like it's like setting a fire uh ahead of a a brush fire in order to burn the fuel a forest fire you know what are those called control burn yeah control burn yeah yeah so you're talking about get if you get chlamydia you're good no no you just gotta fuck someone else with it chlamydia fuck it cancels out yeah they burn each other if you get chlamydia you're good yeah that's a good ass idea but then in a rare case it creates a mega chlamydia which is way more contagious it's called syphilis we're not

we're on a roll but you could you could say that someone and it might it might work with enough conviction i'd have a hard time keeping a straight face how do you keep a straight face when you know you're just feeding nonsense to somebody and they're buying it i believe it i liked it you just did to me i liked it yeah that was chill it's not like it's not like if you're fucking with someone that's one thing but if like oh no i'm not trying to yeah i don't want to do that i hate that like if you're fucking with someone, that's one thing. But if like. Oh, no, I'm not trying to. Yeah, I don't want to do that. I hate that. What?

When people are fucking with you. I can remember. It's not funny. When I was in my senior year of college, I asked this guy, this running back on the football team. I was like, what are you? What are you up to next year? And he goes, I'm trying to become a porn star. And I was like, haha.

No, no, really. And he he kept. No, I didn't buy it. He kept was like haha no no really and he he kept no i didn't buy it he kept being like no really that's what i'm trying to do did he become one no he was he thought it was funny to fuck with me yeah and i'm like dude come on what i'm asking i'm not asking you a weird question what are you getting out of this nobody's laughing like the fact that you're getting heated about it and then he turned it into a thing he was like he was like you know this is what i want i have a big penis like this is what a lot of running backs want to be in porn my high school running back went to it went into porn first he started a tickle porn and then he

went he was on the tickle shit at drexel. No, he was a tickled. You see a documentary. Oh my God, dude. That's the best documentary in the world. You seem tickled. No, there's tickle porn at Drexel.

Do you remember tickled? I remember my dad. Drexel. What the fuck? Something happened where this dude started paying. It was like, they didn't know who it was, but these guys would need money.

They're like football coaches and like just random dudes. They would go and get fucking film being tickled. And then he would just like freak the fuck out like i'm sending this to everyone you fucking know if you don't like do whatever it's a whole documentary that happened to another basketball player that happened to one a player that played for one came out like 2011 doing 12 no that's not that bad tickling you you're on video being tickled? There was another dude straddling another man, tickling him with feathers. And they're naked? No. This website that my running back was on, it was called buffandbound.com.

Buffandbound.com. This kid, and he went by Dante. Buff and bound for glory. Yeah, buff and bound was fucking sick. But then he went full porn. You got to watch Tickled. It's fucking really good. I'll check it out because that is his time frame.

It's a bit of a roller coaster. That's like his exact time frame. Tickled is a good – it's on Showtime or HBO, one of those. Really? It's fucking amazing. I watched it. That was one of the last – Dude, if you know a guy in Tickled porn, this is going to be nuts.

I mean, I don't keep up with him because he was a laughing stock. He couldn't – he was – You should have championed him. I mean, he was already weird though. He was like – he had early onset gays. laughing stock. He couldn't, he was, I mean, he was already weird though. He was like, he had early onset gays. Laughing stock. That's the actual device

that they held him in. Yeah, exactly. The stocks and he's being tickled. So he's laughing. Dude, is that where that comes from?

Yeah. Sick. No. It generates, it's from tickles trying to make a pun. I believe you. I told you in the beginning that

anything you say i will but you but i don't want to mislead you guys you started off the show by telling them that you fucking were a computer salesman i said that you said you slept in the subway you slept in the subway oh but that was so obviously the plot i've never seen it uh a movie i just assumed you'd seen it's not my fault they hadn't seen that movie that's a very popular movie it is i haven't seen it either, though. But you knew? No. You didn't pick up that I was referencing?

No, I knew what you were doing. I just didn't know what the movie was. He knew immediately. That's crazy. I don't like getting fucked with, though. Wait. Hold on. Let's clarify.

Dude, one of my friends pretended to be on the Towson football team, and he wasn't fucking with any of us. And he kept it going until the middle of the season. And we all went down to go see him. And we rolled up. So my buddy was going out with one of the cheerleaders from Penn State. So we like, they like kind of knew some people. And we were like, dude, where's fucking Joe?

And they're like, Joe's not on the team. And like, dude, he convinced all of us. Where was he game day? That's amazing. That's what I'm saying. We rolled down for game day and he was like gone. Where was he? He disappeared.

He disappeared the whole time. He hid? Yeah. He tried to lie to for game day and he was like gone. Where was he? He disappeared. He disappeared the whole time. He hid? Yeah. He was hiding. He tried to lie to everyone back home that he was on Towson's football team. And he just said, that's awesome. That's insane. Lying is fucking hilarious.

Lying is nuts. He could have just stand on the sideline with some crutches with a Towson jacket or some shit like that. Dude, I don't. All I remember was, yo, we're going to go to Towson. We're going to get hammered. You know what I mean? Right.

He knew football players, but I don't even think he was on the practice team i remember being in the kitchen and the dude being like dude he's not even on our practice squad and i was like what the fuck and i'm looking at like seven kids from philadelphia being like why are we here you got fucking you got badly hoodwinked yeah i would get fucked with every day driving trash trucks because we're on headsets wait we need to clarify i don't have a problem with people fucking with me when when it's like all right here's an example right if someone's like uh if if you met me and you were like and you're like hey my name's david yeah i do that constantly with people yeah yeah what you go by ian just anything i'll hey, my name's David. Yeah, I do that constantly with people. Ian. Yeah.

You go by Ian? Just anything. I'll just tell them my name is completely wrong. Yeah, and it's because you, I don't know, there's like a meanness to it. Yeah, it's like when you pretend to not know someone's name. It's like the same thing. It's fun. I love it.

I'm just fucking with you. It's fun if someone else is left. That one does that a lot. I guess that's okay. I don't know. Sometimes people do it, though, because they want to make you look stupid. Oh, no, not that. Yeah, there you go. I don't know. Sometimes people do it though because they want to make you look stupid. Oh, no, not that. Yeah, there you go.

I don't like that. Driving trash trucks constantly. Like dudes will, like this one guy that I know, he would call me every day and just sit there and lie and see where he could get it to go. So he would say like,

oh, the guy who has this sandwich place, dot. And he told his friend that and his friend stopped going there for like three weeks because he thought the guy passed away. And then the guy was 100 alive and that's funny that's funny it makes me like that's the fuck with i like yeah that's that's very funny that's good clean fun yeah but yeah making people look stupid that happens though like when you are fucking with

someone that does when you tell someone just a little like yo so-and-so died and then you fucking just let it let it go yeah that's good didn't that didn't will compton do that with caleb and theo vaughn didn't he text theo vaughn and say that caleb died and theo got like really mad or no he was on a plane he was on a plane he had his phone he lost service as soon as he got the text and then he was just in the air for like five hours crying trying to figure out what happened this shit's funny that's a little a little speed bumping when i was in when i was really young my cousin had something wrong with her eye like not serious at all and she had to go to the hospital

though like in the middle of the night and my aunt texted my mom a picture of my cousin in the hotel bed and said that she died. And my mom was like freaking the fuck out. And then they were like, and then they were like, we're kidding.

And my mom was pissed about it for like a while. It's diabolical when girls can joke like that. Yeah. That is insane. That should not be allowed. Smart women are terrifying.

That's fucking good. Girls that can fuck around, that should not be legal at all do you ever get in a fight with a girl and then you realize she's smarter than you like arguing and this probably doesn't happen to you guys but like you realize for a second like oh shit this chick's fucking with me and then you're fucked you look around you're in a psyop you're done do girls really fuck around with you like that, though? Like a long game, yeah, dude. You end up living with them.

What, like you're getting bullied by them? No. Bullied? Like girls fucking play games with you constantly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. All day long, dude. But if a girl went up to me and gave me the wrong name, I'd be like, that's not what they mean to me.

The woman. I don't like that. I don't like that either. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Like if a dude did that, I would be like, God, it's funny. No, Sass, I'm talking about like a chick you're living with where you're like, she's there. I'm obviously equal or a little bit smarter than her. And then she starts fucking with you and you're like, you're playing with me like a cat plays with prey.

Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. That's terrifying. That would be terrifying. You're like an 18-year-old kid about the storm Normandy, bro. Yeah. Looking at that beach having no idea what's war like. What do you mean girls fuck with your head?

Really? Oh, summer child. Did they say mean stuff or something? There's, I mean, yeah, there's fucked, there's fucked up stories with women, bro.

Just be careful. I've heard. Don't let them suck your balls. Yeah, I'll try my best. That's how they start it all. There's a good movie out, Hitman. You ever see that?

I was gonna watch it. It's good. I'm not a big fan of that Glenn Powell guy. No, but he's solidness and it's not as dumb as I thought it was gonna be. He wishes he was Brad Pitt. There's some depth to it. The girl's

really good in it. She's stunning. He's not as lean as Pitt though. No, he's got a little chub to him. They're both good looking. Probably should have been Pitt, dude. He had that faceless. He wants to be Pitt way too bad. You can tell. I watched the trailer and I was like, he's trying to do Pitt in once upon a time in hollywood glenn powell no no it was uh he was fighting his kids though he's fighting yeah pit's got a big problem with his kids the one he fucking sprammed

in her and then whatever check that is the actual their actual their actual kid yeah not one of the ones they bought they said he was on a rampage pit pit went on a rampage machine how long was that how long ago was that it just came out this week they're like they're out on him what do you mean he went on a rant like what's going on i think he like i think he hurt joe lee like physically yeah physically that monkey That monkey jiff. Oh, no. I didn't think of that. I didn't think of that a lot. The kingdom of the planet of. It's a good movie. Yeah, I don't know.

Did he actually fucking hit her or are we just lying about this? I'm pretty sure it's true. I don't know. I have no idea. After this whole, this talk about the. Why did we even ask?

The trauma of being fucked with. I'm not going to fuck with anybody. What do you mean? I'm not, I'm telling the truth is what I mean. Yeah. I'm not fucking with you guys. His truth not. I'm telling the truth is what I mean. Yeah. I'm not fucking with you guys.

His truth. Yeah. Brad Pitt's truth is probably way different. I'll wait till I hear it from Jones and then I'll know it's real facts. Dude, I'll tell you. He gets a lot of shit, but he's been right more than mainstream media. Yeah. I know.

That's a fact. But he just, his misstep was a big one. His luck's a little too hard. Yeah. Dude, I watched him on Logan. There's too much passion he'd wait like an uncomfortable amount of passion him on rogan rogan's gonna be like all right let's take it down a notch relax those are the best fucking rogans and he's like i'm sorry i just can't stop

myself i've read that many books and to be able to recall it and all the things you want to say yeah and the universe is just giving you a transmission like this and it's stored in your neck and you wake up in the morning you're like you gotta get it out but you can't that's probably what that way is going through too yeah all the books that he what do you think about terrence howard you think he's an absolute fucking moron i didn't watch it i mean terrence howard beat the shit out of his wife allegedly no he did truth, that's your truth. I don't think I could ever hit a woman. There you go. I bet you could.

I don't think I could. I grew up. My girlfriend's like 5'1". Yeah. No, that's crazy to me. One punch. I don't know how dudes beat on chicks like that. No, it's pretty wild.

Are they growing like halfway? Probably. Dude, if I beat the shit out of a girl, she'd be fucked. Yeah. How are they living? They must be be going halfway they must be using kiddie gloves like you understand what i'm saying like if you fucking hit a small chick it's hard like those girls get beat up by nfl players or troopers they're fucking they should be in the nfl they should be in the league honestly you ever see a guy puts her in that fucking playset what the guy like picks her up and like slams her through a fucking place oh i did see that that was really bad yeah that guy

went to jail jail how the fuck can you do that they make us mad but do they make it cte their brains are all scrambled i get it and i get i've gotten to the point where like i'm hitting my own head like what the fuck fuck? I've been there. That's me. You know what I mean? I could never take that out on a woman. Gentle flowers. Good.

Yeah. A woman I went to grade school with grew up next door to Terrence Howard. Actually. Yeah. He's from fucking Pennsylvania. Plymouth White Marsh. Actually, I know his fucking mailman. They said that nobody had more uh delinquent bills than

terrence howard that man was not paying his fucking anything yeah i believe that he gave all this money to robert downey jr six notice and i don't know if that makes me believe him more or less is that more of a genius maybe he's just out of the matrix he might just be out of the matrix i gotta look up the the controversy because i said that i thought he beat his wife and i he's just out of the Matrix. He might just be out of the Matrix. I got to look up the controversy because I said that I thought he beat his wife. He's been married four times to three women. Wikipedia, anyone can write on that. Yeah, but it's the people's truth. True.

Crowdsource, the truth. It's the ADL's truth. Oh, they got divorced and then remarried and then divorced again. That's got to be so weird. Oh, it's got to be the hot. That's hot stuff. His second wife accused him of. So he was accused.

Couldn't imagine that. That's probably just crazy fucking. And then it wears off and then you're like, oh, I still fucking hate you. Yeah. And then you get divorced again. She might be a real Tomcat. Who knows? I mean, aren't fucking, what's his name?

Ben Affleck and. J-Lo are getting divorced. They're getting divorced again. Really? Yeah. They're running back the divorce. They bought a $60 million house together or something? I saw a bad Ben Affleck paparazzi video the other day. He's just right back

to the old Dunkin' Donuts in the hand. Chainsmokers in the face. Chased her into the backyard and punched her in the face. That's crazy dude we gotta hear both sides of the story dude who knows what happened planets come out of suns we're playing tag i don't know the chase is crazy i just watched a fake video that's see it got me yesterday they said this is hunter biden dragging someone back into his hotel room and it was not the tattoo was in the wrong spot yeah that's that hunter biden

shit all came out and it's all true the computer the laptop was real i don't think anyone was did anyone rally around hunter biden yeah like right before the election intelligence people 16 of them signed and said there's no authentication of this laptop and that fucking pushed it all under the rug again i you you know, look, I just don't care. I don't care about any of it. I hear you. Do you know what I mean? That's peaceful.

Yes, it is. And it's apathy, which may not be good for the world. When something like that's happening, you know, the laptop's a little crazy because it's like rules for thee, but not for me stuff. But all of it is bullshit dude yes who who cares if it's if if it's one side they're all fucking each other up yes george bush's uh i don't care i don't care at all george that's peaceful it is george bush's

cousins in this one society called quill and dagger and during 9-11 No. He was in Skull and Bones. His cousin. Oh, sorry. And his what do you call it? He called a meeting he called a meeting in the World Trade Center

the day of for like 10 or 12 people to go and then he didn't show up. He went to the Millennium Hotel across the street and watched the towers go down.

But all of the people that he told to go to the meeting went to the meeting it was just practical joker's headset go up to the top floor i'll be there like five minutes for real seriously 87 for real lock your door i'm getting in the elevator yeah so what do you think actually happened on 9-11 that's what i'm dying in now i think it was an absolute fucking charade that got us into a meaningless war that went on for 20 fucking years it sold a lot of fucking weapons a lot even though i'm not talking about post-9 i'm talking about like what explosions like what explosions that's the only way that building would have fallen.

Nanothermite. I'm familiar. Cool shit like that. A plane hitting it in the corner there, it is so impossible for a building to fall that perfectly and then the other one to fall that perfectly and then the one that didn't even get hit by a plane

to fall that perfectly and then the rest of the shit getting torn down. abatement job was so much fucking money it was all asbestos it was fuck you could not do anything with that building so what do you do do you guys do this all the time rip it no this is like one of your things it's one of our segments presented by prince of pay matches but they say that what what about when people are like okay uh jet fuel can't melt steel beams but it can soften steel beams yeah causing them to collapse in identical patterns give me the give me the playbook to argue against that point like fuck you that's the only thing if you want to fucking drink that coolie do it out of the fucking if you believe that sure dude if you think it will melt it and it will weaken a little bit and then

all the shit underneath it just goes you guys should do a live pod down by the memorial just do like a little crowder thing wait for the next uh wait for the next actual september 11th and when they're doing the moment of silence, that's when you start podcasting. I could see you going down a little Crowder route, like setting up your table. Oh, you love that. Just being like, jet fuel can't melt

steel beams. Change my mind. Where'd you hear that? I'm fucking out somewhere. I don't think anyone will be able to beat you. It's very hard to try giant head what's her name uh always goes with it laura loomer no no uh candace owens they always link up at college campuses and destroy half brains yeah i like the the crowder ones where he gets the where he goes to the gun shows and he's showing off the guns.

And he's like, this one's a fully semi-automatic. You don't want these at all. These should be banned. And it's fully semi-automatic. It doesn't exist. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, it's funny. They like the gotcha stuff.

I don't know. Yeah. The debates, I'll fucking talk to someone. But all the debate stuff is like, dude, I'm not some learned dude. I'm not reading through stuff. I'm just seeing it happen. Either it's like, yes, no, believe it, don't believe it. Why? Because I feel like, dude, I'm not some learned dude. I'm not reading through this stuff. I'm just seeing it happen. It's like, yes, no, believe it, don't believe it. Why? Because I feel like it.

But you guys are always citing documentaries and books you've read. No, you absolutely are reading stuff. Sure. I am. You guys have dropped more book titles on this episode than we have in the history of the podcast. Did you see Cuomo? He's a reader.

I'm just YouTube videos. Did you see Cuomo with Dave Smith? Yeah, of the podcast. He's a reader. I'm just a YouTube video. Did you see Cuomo with Dave Smith? Yeah. I got that book. I gave it to Bill. The one that he gave him as a gift? Any day Bill wants, he can open this book now and it's just a day of the pandemic that he can go and get into the memory. From start to finish. Remember it all.

Some guy kept a diary from Twitter. I'm confused. Wait, wait, wait. Explain what happened at the start of this debate. It's called um the diary of the mass psychosis so it's like december 9th 2020 this is what happened and like this is what they were telling you but it wasn't true and it shows like the charts what actually of how he slipped into lockdowns stand for professor that right wrote this i don't know i think it's a professor that wrote this. But he has... Dave Smith gave this

to which Cuomo? David to Cuomo. Chris Cuomo when they debated on Patrick Bet-David's show. Wow. Andrew Cuomo cracks me up.

He's kind of got like a Vince McMahon thing going on. A little bit, yeah. Yeah, Chris Cuomo is kind of a fucking cocksucker. Yeah, but he lifts a lot, dude. He's fucking yo.

Dude, he said he could take Joe Rogan. Yeah, he said he could take joe rogan yeah he nobody's taking rogan everyone that's dumb we all know nobody's taking him however have you seen chris cuomo curl a fake fucking hundred years he's on trt he's on trt yeah that's fine strength don't care you guys want to get shirtless what's up up? I want to see Sasson's balls. No. That's cool that he can do that.

Asterix next to his name, just like McGuire and Bonds. I'm going to... Did you ever see the video of him dancing? If you can't get on your bench, Natch, fuck it. I'm going to show you Chris Cuomo's body. Friends, did you ever see him dancing at the club? Chris Cuomo. I'd be into that. Is RFK on gear too?

Probably. Definitely. You saw him doing push-ups at uh genesis beach yeah dude he admitted it on alexis podcast yo did you see fucking he had a girlfriend's dad no i did the spaceman on last week that's chris cuomo get the fuck out of here for real bro look at the vascularity let me see i'm not saying that fucking italians don't have great mass but jesus christ dude he's so look at those titties. That's mesomorph. Pass it down.

Those nipples are painting straight down. Gardini was saying that. When is this from though, dude? You thought Cooper was cool? You can't deny that he's not cool? Who's Cooper? Anderson. Did I say that to Gardini? Gardini's been telling everybody about that.

Really? You're a big Anderson Cooper fan. You can't deny that they're not cool, I think was the... Is that what I said? Yeah. You said that Anderson Cooper? You know what? Vanderbilt?

I never said that. Vanderbilt? We're talking about the rich built New York. Yeah. But do you think he's cool? No. I hate gay men. I mean, dude, it's not their fault.

Do you guys think... It says you. Do you guys think Paul McCartney's still alive? No, there's a big... Paul's dad is pretty fucking crazy. And it's a little weird. But his boy EJ is real into Paul's dad. Yeah, Gardini was talking my ear off about that.

I'm going to have to set Gardini straight. I could punch him like a woman. He can beat the fuck out of Gardini. He's a wrestler, bro. Oh, of gardini he's a wrestler never mind never mind excuse me i take that back shoot your leg yeah if he's if he's spreading rumors that i'm a big fan he's not spreading rumors he's telling everyone that i think anderson cooper said you have a fat head of don lemon he said you were saying that like the people are cool these are dangerous mistruths this is going around all austin too it's made its way back to rogan. I have no chance. Rogan heard that you had a fathead Don Rennon

What's your career plan? What's your goal? The die is cast. Well, they're all out the window now. What's your goal, Sass? Are you going to be stand-up touring forever?

Is that your deal? I hope, yeah. He heard that some people are selling out stadiums. He heard that Shane's going to Wells Fargo. Yeah. Yeah, I saw that.

That's pretty crazy. Wait, Shane's doing Wells Fargo? Yeah. Holy shit. Wells Fargo? Seriously? Like Kevin Hart? Yeah. That's pretty crazy. Wait, Shane's doing Wells Fargo? Yeah. Holy shit. Wells Fargo? Seriously? Like Kevin Hart? He's doing Kevin Hart. Would you ever do that? The Heartbreaker.

Would you ever do Wells Fargo? Of course I would. Do it. What do you guys do now? Where do you guys do comedy now? Clubs. Club mode? What about how's New York now that everyone left No one

What They left Oh you mean the comedians Shane left and everyone else is still here Do you do Oh and O'Connor and Tommy left too Do you do the stand Good luck at work

But ever since that O'Connor said you had woman's hips, he basically wrote him off as a person. Literally echoes in my head when I'm drying off after the shower. Who said that to you? Yeah. Look, you can't deny that Anderson Cooper being in a war zone, wearing a flak jacket with a helmet and that perfectly salt and pepper hair is not cool.

Mostly salt, honestly. He goes there. He goes to the fight. Does he? Yeah, he's there. You ever see the CNN footage from the 80s on Desert Storm where they're there and it's fucking fake trees in the background. It's all set. Anderson Cooper was there? No, in the 90s for Desert Storm or whatever. Anderson Cooper came in

and he was like, no more of that. I don't necessarily think they're putting him in the line of fire. Maybe even Brian Williams are taking shots. Dude, he is going to places that would burn a gay man at the stake. And he's there. Is Cooper fully gay? He's not worried for butts.

He's got full blown. He's full blown gay. Yeah, I saw. You don't get that back, bro. You can't put that toothpaste back. You can't put the cum back in the cup. I don't like him that much. He just kind of pisses me off.

No, I'm not homophobic whatsoever. I think they should get married all day long. I think he's a fucking liar. Cooper? Cooper got paid millions of dollars from Pfizer during the COVID thing. Tons of money getting from pfizer so is that cool to say for money if i could monetize covid i would have i lost money but that's i bet on the wrong horse you gotta stop doing that what do you mean uh i assume it's not a horse that being a

comedian in covid would still work oh yeah you guys didn't work. Right. Because I do drive-ups. I was performing at... Hunks for Laughs. Shanties. You were doing car washes. Hoovervilles. I did a hunting lodge in northern Maine. Are you serious? They did not know we were going to perform.

When you go back to Maine, are you like, hometown here? No. Do they have a comedy venue? I don't think they claim me. Really? Really? I don't know. Maybe.

I love Maine. Maybe you haven't been back since I was back this past weekend and I did not leave our property out of fear. How many comedians can be from Maine, dude? What? Bob Marley, the comedian. Never heard of him. He's huge in Maine and New Hampshire.

He's huge. Emma Wilman's from Maine. I swear to God. She's awesome. Is he white? Sick ass name. Dude, I was in New Hampshire and the whole town was buzzing. yeah he's huge Emma Wilmington I swear to God she's awesome yeah is he white? sick ass name Leah Bonham yeah white guy dude I was in New Hampshire and the whole like the town was like buzzing they're like

he's a big deal but only in a very small part of the world okay yeah you know Bob Marley the real one lived in Wilmington, Delaware

what? for a little bit yeah Wilmington big ups big up Wilmington big tings and dots really? all boys school

Dover. Rehoboth Beach. Which one? Louisiana High School. Big one. Oh, no, never mind. I'm thinking Rhode Island. What the hell was he doing in Wilmington?

Yeah, that's right. That's right with the school. No, what was he doing in Wilmington? Bob Marley, bro. Not you. Smoking weed? He probably just followed chicks around, dude. No, he had to go there to work for a little while.

And then went home, I guess. You think bob marley could handle today's modern kush whoa i've smoked weed in jamaica it's definitely more gentle than the california yeah stuff but it's good this is bonnet chronic i just crushed middies i brought i brought my own Jamaica really They couldn't believe it. Because they're trying to sell you garbage. Garbage. They're like, you want some weed? And it's like brown. Stems. Long hair. Tall stems. I struggle with agriculture. I was like, no, no, no.

No crystals. Nicotiae grade. Trust me, man. Dude, if you're like a pure foreigner. What'd you say? I mean, I think you're gonna get it. what'd you say i mean i think you're gonna hopefully you don't hopefully you got any tips you've been to egypt i've never been they seem so aggressive at the fucking pyramids from the videos i'm watching take me like yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna you just gotta say fucking no to you have to say no and but they're gonna be like i'm your guy i'm your guy take it go here it's like getting out of the airport at JFK.

There's fucking 40 dudes being like, Uber? Dude, that, by the way, is not always the worst option. No. If you just say, okay, I'm going to pull up my Uber app. I'm going to get the ride estimate cost. And then I'm going to quote this guy less than that and tell him, that is everything, including your tip. Do you want it or not? And then you don't have to wait for the car so they do this yeah it's it's big it's a big deal there's i got i got got by it you just have to uh you're you know they're not

going to kidnap you yeah i thought i was getting kidnapped you'll kill them those aren't guys that those guys drive nice cars they've got you know yukon xls and shit probably say a ton of money do it cup holders when i did it the dude was like i got in the car and he was like uber and i was like yeah and he was like uh he said my uh my gps isn't working can i see your phone to see where we're going and i was like sure and then he took my phone and he canceled my ride damn well you just got in the wrong car no it was the right car this wasn't uber got pray face though bro you gotta fucking grow a beard or something and then he tried to give me tried to make me give him 200 cash when we got to my apartment yeah that's kind

of scary it was scary because dude i was i realized i didn't realize at first i was like i was kind of weird kind of got kicked and then i, oh, we're just in like an unmarked vehicle right now, just driving around the city. Holy shit. That's what happened to JJ Reddick. Really? He got an Uber. And there was noise in the trunk.

And there was a noise. And he looked in the backseat and there was just somebody getting trafficked. Holy shit. Which is crazy. He was like, pull over. And he hopped out. That's the grind set right there. That's the grind set.

Yeah. They were like, I'm going to hear traffic, but I'm actually also going to make a little cash on the side that's why we're already going to the airport so we may as well pick someone else up on the way seriously yeah he just looked in the back seat and he was like whoa let me out and then did he just drove he told the story but he said he didn't get their fucking i mean if he got an uber Shouldn't their information be on his phone It goes away the second the garage is done He might have been In a car service Like you know one of those ones that was set up

Because he's a big deal owner He was on his way to like part of my take And he did the part of my take interview afterwards And then two days later it came out I didn't know that Human trafficking is very big It's huge Big industry

Especially in like North Carolina Estonia that he should have just said human trafficking is very big it's huge big industry especially in like north carolina and like estonia and shit yes dude i watch a fucked up documentary latvia talon so much money like someone if like some rich person china's kid gets fucked up or something they need an organ immediately they get it flown over on ice every time i see one of those massive shipping container boats i wonder how many nines are on it right nines as an out of ten yeah nine out of ten hot chicks yeah not your olds no no i get that i'm just saying i'm not into that i'm just making sure alex jones told me not to not to support that alex jones did what was that video a while ago about alex jones busting

the van of kids oh yeah taxes and fucking all those killing where yeah that was pretty good i just pictured them kind of in there you know behind a wall of bananas dude they get fucking cool pull one banana they all tumble they're like 53 of them were in one they died and at the border oh they open it up and just all dead people they're not air conditioned some of them are dude they're not the ones in the produce containers are yeah because you got to keep the fruit cold then you probably get out and you got to keep the fruit cold. Then you probably get out and you got frostbite. But there's some people you get off and then you get into a truck, like a tractor trailer,

and then they hauled them and they all fucking died. They found like 53 dead people in one. Damn, that's sad. Tough way to go. They're hot as fuck. We just fucking loaded up a shipping container the other day with like tools and stuff. You get in the back, dude. It's fucking hot as balls. No thanks. There's like little tiny ones on the side but nothing serious think about fucking well they're not built for people i mean i get seasick on a fishing boat

i watched this fucked up documentary about a wrestler or no a mma guy he died of thirst um evan tanner i want to say his name something like that they called him et but he died on a motorcycle ride didn't pack any water it's fucked up dying of thirst dude i say it's very fucking painful it's probably every time you swallow probably hurts so much you're just fucking yeah dying out in the desert dude yeah staring up at the sun stomach ache that's an old way to die oh yeah really old that's an old ass way to not be able to find sustenance yeah when i picture people dying of thirst i see them kind of crawling over a dune on their hands and knees in the desert picturing a mirage of an oasis yeah that's old

not motorcycling in our bones it's scary doing that shit driving through the desert and stuff why have you had a fucking beat up whip dude it's over i hate to do this my brothers but i have uh i have to i have to skedaddle that's fine run you guys gonna keep going no i'm good i feel like we've covered everything we got like six episodes here i gotta go i gotta go shoot pool oh yeah oh you shoot pool yeah he's going to pull we play in a league sass yeah yeah where do you guys play brooklyn i gotta We've got like six episodes here. I got to go shoot pool. Oh, you shoot pool? Yeah. I shoot pool. He's in a league. Yeah, I'm in a league, yeah.

Where do you guys play? Brooklyn. I got to go to Brooklyn right now, yeah. Damn, dude. Are you around? What do you mean? Where do you live? Philadelphia.

That's what I thought. All right, we'll have to- Across the street. Wait, that's only five blocks from- Yeah, that's how we know about it what yeah damn you know what's a good spot down there is that friday saturday sunday restaurant i've been there that's great it's like the best restaurant in philly i've never been really good really sit at the bar downstairs don't go to the fancy one upstairs where is that's tasting menu up there downstairs you can order a la carte okay they give you cocktails with clear ice cubes that have the stamp, the brand of the restaurant.

Yeah, it's fancy stuff. It's nice. You got to go to that. I've gotten into ice. Take you back, dude. Join his fucking team. I'd do. That would be great.

I would do that. Yeah. Are you an APA guy? Do you know your number? No. But he's clean, though. He's pretty good. He smokes Sass.

He's pretty good. And Sass worked really hard on this game. I stopped. He's pretty good. He smokes Sass. He's pretty good. And Sass worked really hard on this game. I stopped playing after I played Francis. I retired Sass. Yeah, literally. It just wasn't fun anymore. It was like we would go play and he'd just beat me every single time. I know, but I mean.

He started giving me a handicap and I would still lose. Sucked. That blows. I just got into golf. Now I just play video games. We got that too. I golfed for the third time. I got three pars. My life. Must be nice. She took me to Topgolf. It's fucked up. was i just got into golf now i just played golf we got that too i golfed for the third time i got

three pars my life must be nice she took me to top golf it's fucked up i suck yeah sweet uh thank you war mode yeah war mode guys welcome to the show war mode yeah check out their patreon and their pod and uh their travel videos their travel videos i wish all right cool thanks guys I was only falling one way I was only falling one way