Son of a Boy Dad - WAR MODE RETURNS | Son of a Boy Dad #207

Episode Date: June 11, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Brothers, how's the summer been treating you? Pretty good. Yeah? Chillin'. You got a little tan?

Yeah, I went down to Florida. Hell yeah. Yeah, Florida, man. Spade got his fucking shoulder fixed and everything down in Florida. Really? Really. Almost. I mean, not totally. Okay, yeah, yeah, man. Spade got his fucking shoulder fixed and everything down in Florida. Really? Really. Almost. I mean, not totally.

Let's keep going. So how are we going to do it? You guys have time, right? Nothing but, bro. We're going to smack a fucking – we're going to do both of our episodes this week. So first hour, episode, second hour, just part two. Time to deal. Cool, right?

Works for us, bro. We're plugging whatever you boys want to plug. Nothing. We're just chilling. Just trying to hang out. I love it. Thank God. Just hang out. Just Gatorade. He's so funny.

Imagine if they came on our podcast and did their ads. Poor Gatorade. Gatorade refs take a minute to talk about blue chew there's those people that walk around with the Red Bull backpacks and they just like hand out Red Bull like your

Red Bull girls I would yeah they had like a concert and shit yeah they would drive around our campus they're always bad he used to be they were cute for sure now it's the celsius girls i don't fucking celsius celsius is awful dude that shit's fun that gives me like 400 yeah it's like 400 milligrams of caffeine i don't like it it's too strong way too strong yeah it's like a

fucking drug you piss hot on drug you get like melt a cup yeah on celsius yeah they have people in like halfway houses have trouble with that really yeah i mean i don't believe that i swear to god good point dude i walk past the drug addicts line i walked past the halfway house yesterday and uh there was a like a homeless guy decrepit like 90 degree angle and he was pushing a shopping cart and he had fucking cigarettes like a pack of cigarettes and one guy asked for him and then another guy they were like transferring from one area to another and he was giving them out to everybody and you would have thought that he was giving them fucking like pure heroin all the people that worked there came out they're like you can't fucking do that get the

fuck out of here screaming at him and then he kept on giving him out he literally gave out his entire pack just regular cigarettes no he was giving him out he's not gave out his entire pack. Just regular cigarettes. For sale? No, he was giving them out. Not even Lucy's. He was just giving them out. I think it was like an act of defiance. It was fucking... That is a legit act of defiance. I thought that's what they...

I thought that's all they did in fucking halfway houses was just rip cigs all day. Yeah. Yeah, they do. And cry. They were. Yeah. And sweat and shake.

Yeah, I had one down the street from my house in south philly it was fucking so annoying these are those like look at you like i'm the asshole you guys put yourself in this situation it was like uh old men too like it was all old men at the one that i was uh was like crazy people i i don't know i don't know it's like older they were all in like their 60s like hobbling. They always have a limp. Dude, life's hard. It's a good way to check out.

Yeah. If you can get in, you can get accepted. If you can get in in Hotel California. Dude, it was just in Key West. There's public housing down there. What? Oh, wow.

Really? I thought I got a good deal. You're about to get section 8 in Key West. It was fucking like, it looked like San Andreas. Like Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas. It was nasty. Grove Street or whatever the fuck that was. It looked exactly like it looked like uh san andreas like grant that thought of san andreas like grove street or the fuck that was exactly like it was fucking terrifying dude those you talk about getting in those places are harder to get into there's not always

vacant i'm one time i was like between apartments and um this was a weird period of my life i'd made some pretty bad purchases um there was this new technology for like checking out uh bones and bone scans and i thought i thought this would be the new technology and i bought a whole bunch of them and sure enough immediately that was supplanted by a better technology and i was looking after this kid at the time and we just had like all these machines and we were really struggling and we went to one of those shelters and they wouldn't let us in yeah you look like lawrence of arabia so we slept we slept in the subway are you serious you're part of the pursuit of happiness

how many days bro oh no you're right that is the pursuit of happiness forgive me this is the plot of the pursuit of happiness i would have loved to see you apply i'll believe literally anything you say or if you have something so this is one of my favorite bits as i take a movie plot and try to make it you'll get me on every sound like it's my life but i don't know why i would have thought you guys would have seen the pursuit of happiness spade's seen all the fucking i see all the movies have you seen that one yeah probably a long time ago when it came out yeah yeah it's a good one probably didn't stick in his memory no it's will smith that it is fine as he's playing with his actual son that's the one that's like every fucking motivational video has a clip from that where he's like he comes out he's

clapping yeah tony robbins really wants to be in a sex dungeon will smith just made bad boys 14 and yeah kevin hart just made die hard too did he yeah i didn't even know there was a die hard one heart heart yeah heart oh really wait what they're making they're cranking out movies this is the end of the road. Yeah. My question would be, is this the first movie that Will Smith has made since slapping Chris Rock? And if so, is anyone taking him seriously anymore? Don't think so. You want to talk about the slap?

With the slap? What do you mean? Can you believe that he did that? Can you? No. That was a very fucking amazing slap. It was good. Yeah. With Chris believe he did that? Can you? No. That was a very fucking amazing slap. It was good. Yeah.

With Chris. What was that? Chris Rock? Yep. I can't believe he did that. Are you trying to fuck with me right now? Yeah. Do you think you're living in a simulation?

I don't know what's going on. I feel like you're fucking with me. I constantly will talk to Matt and Shane about Will Smith slapping someone to say, can you believe that happened? Just the fuck. I feel like I'm fucking with someone on a higher level. We're on simulation, Bill.

I saw a video of Will Smith yesterday leaving the theater for probably Die Hard 2. And it was like everyone was gathered around him and they were like screaming. It's Bad Boys. Bad Boys 4.

Bad Boys 4, teen. There's a new Beverly Hills Cop, too. Beverly Hills Cop with Eddie Murphy. I had a weird dream with eddie murphy i can't remember what's fucking weird i've been having dreams with celebrities it's fucking bizarre what do you think murphy's a wild person to pop into your dreams i know for real and he was like everyone was mad at me it was really fucked up eddie was pissed yeah i don't know what i did wrong i can't remember that's a nice Spade was fucking

Like living like He was like shorter too Than I thought Like around my size It was like an Eddie Murphy But my size That's why he was pissed probably He thought he was taller

That's a terrible dream To have Eddie Murphy Just fucking furious with you Everybody was so mad He's just going up to you Being like What the fuck is wrong With you man

What did you do How did you react to him Being pissed Did you apologize Or did you come back at him? I'm working on trying to remember all my dreams. I can't remember it. You need a dream journal. If Joe calls me early enough in the morning,

I'll be like, yeah, dude, Eddie Murphy. I'll remember it, yeah. Yeah, you're his dream journal? Dude, my dreams are fucked up. What's going on? They're just way too vivid and way too weird. Are you on melatonin? I was like, messages and shit in my dream,

and I forget them. But I think there's something to it. You think so? People put a lot of stock in that, but a lot of the people that do that end up getting eradicated from the earth what do you mean like killing themselves first peoples native tribes oh oh yeah they read into dreams and then they end up walking to like oklahoma and even that gets taken i heard they just got porn and got all fucked up yes you saw that in the amazon what we were just talking about this last week that the amazon they all got porn oh yeah oh yeah they're hooked saturday is their day yeah they have they have a schedule

saturday two hours in the morning five hours at night and saturday is all day they have is that's that's screen time yeah that's green that's what they're permitted screen time because they were going over that's so much yeah that's seven hours a day and all day saturday they got hooked on that yeah yeah immediately wow i mean i did the same thing when i got a touch what is that i i touch wherever the fuck that was at least you know it's not our western world huge yeah yeah it's not us anyone with that what was the iTouch? It was like an iPhone without a calling. It was iPod Touch. It had a number.

Oh, so it was the iPhone. Well, didn't they come... So it was like the iPhone, but without the phone, right? Yes. And they came out... Didn't they come out with that after the iPhone? Yeah. Maybe.

I wasn't keen to it. You didn't like the phone part of it? No, no, no. I just fucking... I got my hands on anything. I think Blame It On The Alcohol came out when I got my iPod Touch. Jamie Foxx. Blame It On The iPhone. Yeah. I got my hands on anything i think uh blaming on the alcohol was came out when i got my ipod touch blame it on it yeah i got that download on my phone i was like this fucking rules and immediately try to watch porn yeah yeah and it was before they got on like it didn't work real player wasn't on the eye the eye touch or whatever the fuck you want to call it real player

yeah you're taking this back you had to download a new player well you couldn't i've i phone wouldn't let it happen and then eventually they got hit this gap or did all the porn sort of aggregators just consolidate under one stream i wonder one player i never really thought of it like that i don't know i've wondered about that that'd be bad for business for them, I think. If they all got together, I think their competition is what really drives them. Yes, but I think big porn behind the scenes is more friendly,

it seems. I don't think it's friendly at all. Mind Geek, they plow the streets and wherever they're in. Where's Mind Geek? Boston. Which Mind Geek? Mind Geek owns Pornhub.

Really? They plow the streets and shit. What does that mean? Yeah, they fill potholes. Like they fucking pay for plowing. Oh, kind of like a, sort of like a, who's the drug lord from the cartel? Pablo Escobar? Yeah, like Escobar.

Yeah. So he's, they don't, Boston doesn't like Pornhub because they're a puritanical city. Yeah, maybe. But they're willing to look the other way because they're improving the infrastructure? Is that the idea? I don't know. It's like when Frank Lucas gives the turkeys

off the back of the truck. Bingo. He's trying to whitewash his public image. Yes. I'm fucked up because you guys were fucking talking on the other podcast. You guys said you're on metformin. Is that true?

We said what? Metformin. Foreman? Metformin for blood pressure or something like that. I'm not familiar with this. He's on metformin. Is that true? We said what? Metformin. Foreman? Metformin for blood pressure or something like that. I'm not familiar with this. He's on a statin. Statin, yeah. Statins, dude, you can walk for 10 minutes after you eat,

and it's more beneficial than statins. Walk for 10 minutes or have a dance party in your kitchen. The fact that this – It reduces your gluten. I heard that. I was like, I can't have my boys on it. This was the sticking point for you. I heard it.

I was like, if it's one thing I know that I can help you out with. Bill's a health nut. Stan Efferding, the White Rhino, world's strongest bodybuilder, says 10 minute walks has fucking... So does Huberman. Huberman's on the same shit. Walking for 10 minutes... He can't be stopped.

Huberman's the one that has... He's dating like 15 girls. Those are just fucking sad bitches dude there's no like that was obviously just chicks that were real upset that he they didn't get picked yeah a hundred percent they wouldn't have said a word to be stuck with them so francis have you tried walking well i did recently i did have a big meal and i decided to walk home um and it was nice i'm telling you dude supposedly it's better like metformin all that shit what is metformin it's a uh blood pressure medication i think oh my dad's on my uncle around their hands are getting all cramped up like bro just fucking walk it do you

grub but i don't know that is it is it a one for one what yeah taking the medication versus walking after a meal supposedly walking's 10x what yeah so if you walk for one minute it's it's 10 times as effective so i'd have to take 10 pills this is a closed system bro you have everything you need you don't have to go to big farm to get the shit you are a perfect being as it yeah i'm into body work right now it's fucking sick body work it's all about your fascia. You're pretty much like an orange. You gotta break up

the fascia, right? So, you know, they're like, oh, dude, you're like 70% water or whatever. It's all held in there by a pulp.

It's called fascia. It's all connected. But I heard that they, you know what a rolfer is? Yeah. Rolfers break up your fascia. Yeah, so. Plants are fascial.

Are you familiar? It's related to this are you familiar with the fuzz the hell now so dude your muscles they're supposed to be moving and grooving and sliding if you get hurt while you sleep at night your body makes this fuzz in between the muscles and that's what gets you stuck like my shoulder got stuck because my body was trying to heal itself but then you can get a dude, pause, to get in there

and fucking break it all up. A rolfer? Yeah. And they'll break it all up because you lose, you get weak. So you lose your, What do they go in with?

Like a rod? Nah, it's just hands, dude. So is that what you did in Key West? Not Key West. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's what you said. In Orlando. He's got his shoulder fixed in Key West.

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he was done here you're glad to have that back it's good wrong does it click at all they took it away from him he got it back from working out believing in himself that's pretty good a grandpa that's good range stuff being this old bag of bones bullshit but at least the roffer is

getting you right i need to go to one yeah bro like they would have said we have a hookup we have a hookup in florida like, they would have said- We have a hookup. We have a hookup in Florida, bro. Yeah, they would have said surgery, caught him open, dude. That's fucking Revolutionary War shit. You just need to walk for 10 minutes.

That's for fucking the blood pressure and digestion. So you're saying man hands on fuzz. 6'2", 220 pounds. You got a type. You got a guy. I weigh a lot, bro. Yeah, how much do you think? It doesn't matter. 205.

What? How much do you weigh? 210. Dude, isn't that crazy? I'm dense. He's dense. I'm like a tall person that got smushed. They say fuzz weighs more than muscle.

No, there you go. That's the answer. Have you been working out since? Have you guys not been reading? Keep saying you're going to work out. I don't hear about it. No. Why?

I started and then I went on the road again and then I stopped. I was on an interval runner this morning, bro. He's sprinting now. I got to get on there. Is that one of those ones that's just the belt that you determine the speed? No, I got to work my way up to that. Those are hard. You ever do that thing?

That thing's scary. No, I can't. I would fall off. You're keeping up with your own self. Yeah. I can't do that. No, it's tough. And it's sort of a dip.

It's concave. That's my goal is to get to that before I'm like 50. Yeah. You got to get the parachute. That's the big thing. I used to do all sorts of weird shit. When I was trying to be a high school athlete, I would get resistance bands and cut the handles off,

the plastic, and put them around my feet and then put them around my neck and then jump as much as I could. And I started touching them because of it. That's pretty impressive. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second. You would step into the handles.

So remember the old resistance bands where it was just um they had like plastic handles and like a cloth in it so they're for like curls and shit like that you can cut the handles and then put the loop on your feet and then pick it up and put it over your head like this and stand up straight and then just do jumps over and over with resistance i see okay ahead of my time now there's like shit for sale like that you gotta just do the do the deadlifts with the bands with the resistance bands yeah well i just i busted my wheel the other day so i'm kind of fucked which one oh really this foot how's your how's your arm rom my rom's good oh that's pretty good that's decent rom but what

what happened i just fucked it up working i was like spackling something i jumped out of a cabin and then missed the bucket i was landing on laying on the side of my foot classic well you got that good ass support in those shoes so i'm literally was wearing these shoes and it fucked me up because of that yeah yeah you need the heavy that's why i have an ankle support you need the full ankle spades hokas are fucking insane um you were talking about parachutes have you guys seen the flying squirrel videos where dudes get up like on the side of the mountain and fucking jump off yeah it makes my balls yeah why does it feel like i feel my balls whenever i see those videos i'm getting like addicted to that some what do you think that's going on is that testosterone happening in me

does my body think i'm doing it i don't know you think you're about to watch someone die when you're watching porn you think you're fucking so your dick die. When you're watching porn, you think you're fucking, so your dick gets hard. Yeah. Right. Exactly. So it's like, do you think I'm squirreling? Yeah. You ever see the videos, though, of them doing that and they hit the bridge? Which one? The dumps?

The squirrel. And no, it's the loudest bang. I've been getting crushed with Kilfies on Twitter. Oh, it's out of control. The train Kilfies are every fucking time I go on. All the Indians. It's that and then fucking Commander chief's getting arrested yeah it's fucked up dude it's bullshit we just listened to an npr dude that was the gayest shit i've ever you guys listened to npr this american like the gayest thing i've ever listened to it's crazy what are

they saying which one was i mean i can't it's hard to understand him because he talks it fucking weird but they're so afraid of trump's retribution yeah who is this they're like he's gonna use the doj to lock everyone up he's like they literally just did that to him it's the same fucking thing so it would be uh quid pro quo ira glass i think his name is ira glass yeah i will say ira glass has a great rant that is worth listening to about taste. Dude. What do you mean? Like for food?

If you listen to it, you'd like it. About what? So it addresses like people who are going early into their career and like the first whatever, five, ten years of your career, whatever you're doing. first whatever five ten years of your career whatever you're doing uh he talks about how like you're frustrated because you see people doing it the way that you want to do but you can't do it that way and you don't know why yeah so it means that you still have the taste like you know what's good versus what's bad but uh you're not you don't have the ability to like fulfill your own taste for yourself i'm not talking about like actual taste i'm talking about yeah uh and he just tells you to like kind of be patient i'm i'm paraphrasing and i don't remember it exactly but i listened to it

once and it really calmed me down as a comedian yeah that i was like six or seven years into comedy and i was like well i know what's bad and what's good and i know i'm not very good but i don't understand why. And it was very frustrating. I was like, why can't I do it better? You did great on tires. That's very true. You were one of my faves.

Thank you. That was fucking real good, actually. That's very sweet. Bro, hold it up. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. Netflix sent that this morning. I was the window salesman.

Yeah, that's damn good. We haven't really even been able to talk about it how's the response from uh from tires man it's been cool like immediately that is now the thing people say oh didn't i just see on tires yeah georgie ahead of uh ahead of anything else so we uh when we were out in chicago people were like we were like tucked away at the back of a bar and people couldn't stop coming up to you taking pictures men women waiters waitresses yeah it felt good i felt good to have to be like and and he's a professional battle rapper yeah trying to shove the flowers your way but i didn't want it i just wanted to take the picture that's the best thing you could do for your bro you're very selfless like that moment there was a funny moment where the waiter you're like tucker dude he's kind of he was kind of he's the waiter was like glazing but not not heavy glazing

and and ron was like why don't i take a picture for you guys? And the guy didn't want one. That happens a lot. And he kind of forced it down his throat. I was like, you're getting this fucking picture with him. You recognize him. You're taking the keepsake home. Yeah. And that's what got everybody else coming over. Yeah.

So it was kind of like a flare. That's true. It was a flare gun. We shot it. That's true. It's an awkward moment when you meet someone and you're like, oh, you want a picture? And they're like, no, not at all. not even a little bit i know do this yeah did you guys get uh where were you uh ireland england i went to ireland yeah did you smash pictures over

there were people coming up to you being like twice really someone in iceland iceland oh ireland yeah it was crazy audio on the street. I heard him from voice talking to me on the phone. Was he really? I looked weird, too. I had the whole chest camera and everything on. Why did you have a chest camera on? Because I had this idea. Content, Seth.

You know all about it. Come on, man. What are you fucking doing? He's a sovereign citizen. He's allowed to take people out. I don't have to show you my idea. He went over there to arrest the one black citizen. Right.

Had to make sure it went okay. I'm totally cool with black people. That's what chess cameras were invented for. You need to know my name. Yeah, I thought it would be cool to make all these videos. And then we made like two videos. And then I have so much footage that I never even made. So were you just recording 24-7?

I was trying to record a bunch of stuff and do phone calls with Bill, it was hard with the time difference yeah yeah he was clocking 20 miles a day on steps yep 20 miles a day in paris i want even a joke i have eight miles yesterday and my feet are screaming yeah 20 miles is his foot to the tile in the bathroom and he picked it up and a piece of his foot was on the fucking tile. And dude, that was the beginning of it. And I was like, dude, I'm just going to keep going. I went to the eagle's nest. I went to fucking... Where Hitler killed himself?

That was his perch. No, it was the thing in Band of Brothers, the last thing they did. It was like his... And the world, the alcohol. By the way, I get excited about Treasure, you know? And imagine being one of the first people up there. There's that scene in Band of Brothers where they're like hoarding the silverware and stuff.

I would have loved to have had first run at that place. There was a thing going on. It was like a real cool meetup spot. And there was like people were coming from the end of the concentration camp tours to go up to it yeah and something was up at the fireplace so everyone would like go to like some some dudes were just there as i think admirers and then other people were there on the end of tour of dudes yeah the dudes that hate hitler that's gonna be a wild day yeah going from the concentration this is the sickest spot he's ever

made check it out wait what was going on i have no idea i'm not just like being very i guess uh noticing it hard maybe something happened there really are you or it was was the thought is there an inference that they had come from the concentration camps where there were the sort of incinerators endinerators tour so like there's it's a bus tour that you can get on if you just want to go up to the top of the nest but then there's people that have just done all the different like my donic dachau all that shit they go on like a whole tour ashes to ashes how far is the nest from uh the camps i don't know i just went to the nest oh okay you didn't get the camps you're don't know. I just went to the nest. Oh, okay. You didn't hit the camps. You just seen the perch.

Sick view. No need to see the camps. Austria was the craziest looking place I've ever seen from his pictures. That was a beautiful fucking place. It looks incredible. It looks fucking beautiful. I haven't. Yeah, dude.

So I was on the top of a mountain and I was like, dude, I got to call Bill, but like fucking it was like different time zones. Yeah. I had this great idea, but it just didn't work out. So what? I mean, but the footage exists. The footage exists. Give it to, sell it to Barstool. Yeah, right he was with samuel when barstool was with him i went with sam

in wide world he was he was with him you were yeah i mean not i was just like there chillaxing yeah well i feel like we need to get this this footage out somehow what was the film schedule like it was just like wake up did you sleep with the gopro with the with the chest strap no i fucked up i didn't do any night stuff because i have gopro's tough at night i looked like it was just like a work day yeah the only night thing i did was amsterdam at the red light district you walked through the red light district with cams no you are not allowed to do that oh really yeah luckily there's no cops that must have been shocking for the girls to see a dude walking down the street with just a camera mounted to his chest and just be like it's just for fun it's not for

me yeah that was insane because we realized like halfway through like spade was walking around and he was like holy shit and then like at the end of it there's just things like no cameras nothing i have a child's mind yeah but i mean you people will be curious about that chicks hate me you saw the footage yeah we put it all over like pov footage of you walking down i gotta see that yeah we tried to make a cool video of it yeah i think we made a pretty good video a little bit of conversation spade walking through it and then what's there so what's it like give us a audio uh depiction of what the red light district's like naked chicks yeah really there's dudes like trying to get in there too yeah fully naked or are they wearing i can't remember

fucking blur and stuff yeah yeah are you guys more um would you rather go see a live sex show or actually go be with a woman of the night i just like to go see the sights you know the next place i'm gonna go is the vatican and then the pyramids yeah so i'm gonna try to pay phantom tax the whores what i heard the pyramids are nasty if you're a woman i heard that that you're getting pinched if you go over there you know like sexually assaulted yes i heard that it is uh a ravenous area egyptians egyptians yeah it's one of the worst places to to travel well they're burking up right all the girls i don't know and then so maybe these western ladies come titties yeah titties oh yeah true you can't i mean it's fucked up yeah obviously you shouldn't sexually assault a woman ever. But those dudes are on such a hard mode that if a chick comes out with cleavage, I don't

even know how I would act if I was that. They're going to follow you. I can't judge them. He just watched Kingdom of Heaven. Yeah. Kingdom of Heaven's a great movie. Is that? Alec Baldwin, he has the fucking metal mask, the crusades.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're making a reality show with Alec Baldwin and his whole family. Really? Yeah. After the shot? Oh yeah. Who's going to work on that set? Who's doing sound there? Is he out of jail? He never went to jail.

Damn, his lawyers put the gloves on, bro. I think the person who's more complicit is the armorer. Really? That's what they're saying. Well, they put live rounds in the person imagine imagine imagine you're like on a on a set and now it's like a alec baldwin's in a movie with you know trump curse yeah he did come out the teflon don what do you expect deniro's next dude or like you know what to do with you. Yeah, it's like lions or something, right? And they give Alec Baldwin the lion. The lion breaks free and goes and rips his co-star's face off.

Is that Alec Baldwin's fault or the lion tamer on set? True. Why would there ever be a live round? Do you think he's even processed what happened? They said they would go to Target. Like, no. He just shot and killed somebody. Probably shook that off and just went to the bar.

Everyone's being so mean. No, he's sober. He's sober. That's the worst part. He off and just went to the bar everyone's being sober he's sober that's the worst part he couldn't even go to the bar he's like 40 years sober and he was like yeah just screaming yeah i could not imagine i have a gun and like i always think about it could not i don't even want to like get to that like someone broke in my house i would probably cry if i shot them oh yeah then you killed someone dude you got a ghost that's a ghost on you for the rest of your life and then you just gotta chill with the body waiting for the cops to show up immediately house is haunted yeah oh right away what about shoot to maim shoot to maim is a different story yeah you just have a ghost about that do you is your gun uh are you open carry or

just keep it in the house well i'm in america brother they gave that right. So do you have it on you right now? God gave me that. But there are states where that is allowed and then others that it's not, right? Constitution, brother. Constitution overrides state law. I know this is wrong. You definitely can't bully me into thinking of it. I'm not bullying you.

I'm just saying. Are you carrying your gun right now? No. He's wearing a basketball shirt. It literally sits next to my nightstand every night. I never bring it with me. It literally hurts. It hangs with the pops. If you have it it but you couldn't bring it here no you

could but if you're brave enough and a real patriot you'd carry your gun wherever because the founding father said you have the right to bear arms yes totally but isn't it true states states rights determine whether a place is open carry or not yeah but i'm not by the way i'm not trying to make a point here i'm actually clarifying if that's true or not carry a gun with hollow point bullets wherever the fuck you want oh you got hollow points you're trying to do long-term damage not just wing a guy yeah hollow points you can't say that if you killed someone you would cry if you got hollow points in your magazine well i don't want him to live yeah he's gonna kill me well he's definitely not going to with hollow points if i turn the beast around on myself i want to make sure

that's why i couldn't have a gun i know i would kill myself immediately every time i pick it up i look at and just go i could like dude i would have a i would have a call with my manager at noon and i'd be like i could just kill myself right now that would change all yeah it's it's not bad harry right no it's not but when you pick the gun up and you look at it you're like i could kill me or literally anyone right yeah yeah it's the intrusion yeah dude that's what i think about that's what i think about all the time with uh the neuro link how like uh neuro link if you think something for these paraplegic guys it happens so like if they're playing chess on neuro link if they're like knight to queen six or whatever it happens the thought happens when they think it true so what about intrusive thoughts so like

once neuro link is fully implanted what about when you have the intrusive thought with your gun and you're like i I could just kill myself. And like Neuralink's like, all right, kill self. Like, you know what I mean? Like, how do you prevent against intrusive thought with Neuralink? Well, they're still paralyzed. I'm talking about once it's implemented to the able-bodied because they're just the guinea pigs right now. Yeah.

Maybe they'll have like a button that you have to hold. Yeah. Like an SOS button. Or there's some, there's some you know you know do not cross sort of trip but then they're taking away your right to kill yourself yeah which is a whole nother issue yeah right because as an american that's our right yeah is it suicide illegal yeah technically i think it's not in canada or scandinavia or sweden yeah the skin assisted suicide it's canada that Scandinavia. Or Sweden. Yeah, the Scandinavian.

Assisted suicide. It's Canada that made programs really fun. I would love to do that. Where they just sit in the pod. I would love to help people. Your boss has to be huge to do that. Or you just got to really believe, you know, in... You just want to go to the next realm?

Yeah. Yeah. You've done everything you have to do here. Those are happy ghosts. I don't know, dude. Imagine the fucking ghosts in this assisted suicide center. It's probably a fucking party of ghosts. It's Pac-Man.

Yeah. There's a real brutal abortion clinic in Philly where it's on 37th and- Oh, this is bad, dude. 37th and Lancaster. Dude, you've seen it probably. There's a real... Why do you know the address? It's right down the street from my house.

I can tell you anywhere. You drove a trash truck. You picked up the trash from the abortion clinic? No, not there. Hell no. I would never. Bloody ass. And usually there's no trash. They sell it out the back door. Yeah, $7,000. To whom? You never sell the trash? No, They sell it out the back door. Yeah, $7,000. Oh, no. To whom?

Huh? To whom? You never sell the trash? You never sell that? To the fucking fetuses, dude. No, I don't go out back behind abortion clinics. No, no, no, no. It was like, it came out that like Planned Parenthood was telling people to go longer,

longer term, and then they would sell the fetuses back door. To who? Stem cells, all sorts of shit. Human body's worth a lot of money on the black market. The adrenochromes. Not even, not adrenochrome but that shit is fucking weird children dude oh but the fucking abortion claim yeah it's there's a picture of a man and a woman holding a baby it's like a painted thing almost like a men's room

man and woman yeah and that doctor would literally rip babies out of vaginas and put them on the ground and stomp on their head the building's still there there's just no way i swear to jesus christ how do you know it's like famous it's a famous building like this guy got in trouble i don't think that's how abortions work dude i'm telling you look this shit up in your free time it is like a haunt it's i don't want to know i don't want to know the truth he was like literally like all sorts of shit they They're not fish. Oh, and we got to get to the bottom of this. Yeah. Yeah. Lancaster Ave. Lancaster Ave.

It's an evil place. If you abort a child at an age where it can be aborted, when it is, as you put it, ripped from the womb, it won't be alive. To the sense of like,

oh, it's flailing around. We need to bash its head this is great can we look up a bunch of it is it is a famous fucking place where this dude was like you can get a late-term abortion not a lot of places but this dude would do it and that baby may be alive what's late term like nine months seven eight nine months yeah they're pushing for nine months was just crazy but you know my champion women yeah nine nine months is not even late that's term yeah yeah that is a that's on time yeah yeah um yeah but i'm telling you it's a fucked up place didn't mean to fucking kill the vibe no no you're not killing the vibe it's interesting i i just you got any scary stories

well i can't imagine i don't know that sounds mean, from what I understand never mind. It's not even worth I can't I don't think you can reach into a vagina and pull out How do they get them out? It's like twisting a pineapple off the vine. Yeah. There you go. It's like picking a weed.

If you just get the right twist. I don't know. I don't know. I guess I'd have to The baby has to come out in order to get an abortion, right? Yeah, but I think it's not going to come out through the butt. I thought it was vacuums. I thought it was a pill. It's vacuums or pills. Yeah, that's what I thought.

They've been doing abortion since Plato's time, dude. Nightshade. I'm telling you, this guy was a rogue agent. That's all I'm saying. He's a bad man. I'll do a little research. Not to get political. No, that's terrifying, if that's true.

Very true. I believe it. A lot of the truth is terrifying. Yeah. That's why I like to watch movies. Yeah. Like World War II? Horrible.

It was really fucked up? G-1. It was the worst thing that ever happened. Is it G-1 or T-1? G-1. What's G-1? New Godzilla movie. Oh, wait.

I heard that one's crazy. Yeah. I heard the New Godzilla movies. I heard it's wait. I heard that one's crazy. Yeah. I heard the new Godzilla movies. I heard it's incredible. The Japans got fucked. They did? Yeah. Isn't Japan always getting fucked in the Godzilla movies?

Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much the deal, yeah. Mothra, Godzilla. Yeah. Mechagodzilla. When did they start coming out? After World War II? After World War II, they were minesweeping.

The Japans and the Americans put a a bunch of sea mines and they had to take wooden ships out i mean this is spoiler alert if you want to watch that's fine that's fine but um then godzilla godzilla fucking comes dude 1947 that was a dark year in world history my dad was so they got hit with hiroshima and then godzilla came after just clean them up they were doing the bikini tests in that bikini atoll. Bikini atoll. And then that made Godzilla grow even fucking fiercer, too. And he had a heat ray.

That's what SpongeBob's about. Is it really Bikini Bottom? Oh, yeah. I think so. I was absolutely obsessed with Godzilla when I was a kid. I think the same rules as Hulk. I'd watch it over and over. I'd cry when Mechagodzilla fucking killed him.

Which one was it that you were watching? The old ones that were on VHS. The originals? Yeah, yeah. Wow. That looked like real shitty. Yeah, yeah. But the Mechagodzilla one,

Godzilla gets thrown in a volcano or something, and I remember distinctly crying at that and when Stone Cold got buried alive. Equally traumatizing events, honestly. That shit fucked me up. What do you think that Godzilla is representative of in those movies? I don't know, dude, but I'm getting into this shit.

He just got into myths, so I'm getting into myths right now. Yeah, that's all I'm getting into myths. And I'm reading this book about the procession where the poles are going to flip over. It's going to be a cataclysm. You ever fuck with this shit? I haven't heard about this. Polar shifts? It's like a polar shift, like Graham Hancock kind of shit.

But anyway, there's this book from the early 1900s where they were talking about all human history. There's been these cataclysms that no one talks about. No one can really comprehend what happened. You're talking about Younger Dryas impact theory type of shit? Stuff like this, right? But there was a book in the early 1900s that came out called Hamlet's Mill. And it was all about these...

These were academics going through all the myths, right? So Bill's like, oh, dude, I'm into myths. So I'm like, I'm going to read this book. I've heard about it for years so like bill's like oh dude i'm into myths so i'm like i'm gonna read this book i've heard about it for years so i was like dude i'm gonna read this i started reading it blowing my fucking mind dude did you ever see the northman yeah you know that's fucking hamlet no i didn't dude shakespeare first of all shakespeare's fake but anyway fucking the dude in the northman like the northman's based on this thing called amleth which is almost hamlet anyway that's the that's the dude's name in the northman dude so i know you were getting anyway wait a minute where are we right now it's kind of like

a japanese myth to be like yeah dude we got nuked but really like is this here right this fucking thing that's what i was getting that's what i'm saying they're pretty much just hitting that you have no idea yeah we're on the same wavelength. I just can't, you know, it's hard for me to express myself. What is a cataclysm? Cataclysm's like when like the world just gets fucked up.

Like an apocalypse? The cataclysmic event. Meteor shower, ice age, shit like that. Gotcha, gotcha. So did you get good myths in Iceland? Because I know that they're big on Elsa. I got fucked, man. I went there.

What are they, Kronos? I can't buy the Kronos. I can't buy GME. I can't. If I try to do it, it won't happen. I tried to see the Northern Lights, nothing. Oh, yeah. I was out there.

I canceled three times. Went down to Florida. I was like, dude, I'm going to see a fucking NASA launch. Went to Cape Canaveral. They kept canceling the fucking launch. And now they just put two Boeing people up. Yeah, it looks great. They're claiming great they're claiming

that they're up there so i uh i get your pain thanks i ski and everyone always tells me that the powder day happens the day that i leave every single time and it infuriates me same thing my knees are fucked up but it sounds cool what are your knees i'm way too scared dude just working i used to go hard when i was like a kid yeah it just depends on how like hard you're going well you you don't have to fall if you don't ski out of control yeah i'm at an age where i don't really want to take a fall i was a snowboarder for a little while but then i stopped i just started playing sports and shit like that never never went it was i loved it i used to love skateboarding and snowboarding more than you could fucking imagine matt and all

them would sit there and skateboard and then wouldn't let me do it so i'd have my own fucking thing on the other side of the driveway you have to break out at night to do it silently in your room i'll do it down my basement just like dj shipley skateboarding is loud as shit i used to try to skateboard in like silence like in my garage when my parents were asleep. It's the loudest thing imaginable. Trying to pop an ollie. Smacking against the concrete. Smacking against the concrete.

But seeing people who are actually good at skateboarding just out and about in a square, kind of just doing it for themselves, and actually landing tricks is pretty fucking cool. Pure freedom. Yeah, I never was able to. The ollie is the gateway to freedom that's when you can really cruise around town i could never ollie so those wheels up yeah jumping pretty much because i could never hop a curb so i would always just have to ride on the street and people get pissed about that you're a street skater built for speed downhill

you could ollie me i could ollie did you kickflip no I only did one kickflip my entire life but I would drop in on anything not saying that it would work but I would do it I never dropped in

oh fuck yeah it's crazy dropping in is fucking crazy yeah and I fell hard I dropped into a half pipe once and it just went

those are terrifying I would go quarter pipes only quarter QPs I could do a QP really yeah I forgot you're a fucking skater did you see Tony Hawk you see the Tony Hawk documentary terrifying i'll go quarter pipes only quarter qps i was i could do a qp really yeah i forgot you're a fucking skater did you see tony hawk you see the tony hawk documentary no i didn't

it's fucking sweet oh is it the one about all the head injuries that he had yes dude oh my god what is he doing and he was broke like a couple times yeah the one where it was his birthday and he went out and and was i mean that one i was like dude you need to hang it up that's a different kind of fucking beast yeah i watched that what was it what was he doing put us on uh i don't think me and harry saw that oh tony hawk i must have missed that one so like tony hawk like you're a kid like pro skater came out you're like dude tony hawk you think he's rich yes tony hawk went through like two phases of like before the internet you know whether it's like you guys do comedy comedy like had was cool but then it went away it has cycles skateboards the same way so we had we talked about this recently yeah it's trends

skateboarding comes up goes down comes back yeah so he's broke during the low he was broke dude his wife was pulling in all the checks he was fucked up what does his wife do and his wife was pulling in all the checks. He was fucked up. What does his wife do? And his wife's friends started to do it. The second you slip, dude, the Poussage starts coming around your wife going, oh, you got to get rid of him. He's a loser. He's not doing anything. Tony fucking Hawk, dude. That's crazy.

They were trying to make her divorce Hawk. Just like you could do better. Yeah. No one can do better than Tony. What the fuck even is that? Exactly. It's a 900. Yeah.

I don't remember that part of the documentary. That wasn't the documentary? He lost a ton of fucking money. He lost his wife, everything. She left him? Tony also was a bit of a- Am I making this up? No, that's real.

Tony was a bit of a party boy. Yeah. Yeah. And then I think he had some solid- Oh, yeah. He was like a hot guy. Yeah. I saw him on the street once and he's really tall.

Yeah, dude. You wouldn't believe how tall he is. He's probably like 6'4". Birdman. Super wiry. Well, I thought that he was, one, I thought he was kind of the square of skateboarding, so he wasn't really the party dude. And two, I thought that he was always rocking a helmet and elbow pads.

Sure. Doesn't matter at all. So how did he get all these head injuries if he was wearing a helmet? Because he was bird skating. He was falling for like 20 feet. He was soaring out. He's not doing what Harry does. He's not.

Stick to the ground. Yeah, that's true. Football players wear helmets and they still get scrambled. In the beginning of this, dude, he's eating shit. Like if I did it, I'd probably cry.

Over and over and over again trying to land a 900 for nobody. It's a completely empty warehouse and he's just continuing to try to hit the 900. Oh, is it when he was an older guy? Yeah. to run back to his birthday yeah his birthday i've seen that video 47 or some shit how old was he when he tried to run it back huh maybe i'm making up for he was 40 40 yeah 40 birthday yeah it's hawk that much fun there's a doc about a snowboarder that used to be

neck and neck with sean White and he had a crash and it basically almost, I mean, it almost killed him. What, he hit a tree or something? No, half pipe. Oh, he hit it way too high. You talking about like the ice ones? Yeah. And he hit his head and... Like the cool borders.

You know, he can barely like speak. That's fucked up, dude. He was in the X Games and he was beating Sean White. Was he Asian? No. Because the Asians are taking over the half-pipe game. They are so good. They're unbelievable at it. The Asian dude in SSX Jerky.

They spin like a Vitamix. Like 14-year-old Japanese dudes. The best. You can buy them refurbished. Really? And they're fine. What, the Vitamix? Where they soup them up? No, I'm just saying you don't have to buy a new one. A new one's expensive. You can buy them refurbished. Really? And they're fine. What, the Vitamix? Where they soup them up? No, I'm just saying you don't have to buy a new one. They're a lot of money if you buy a new one. A new one's expensive.

What's the difference between a magic bullet and a Vitamix? Ninja? Come on. Where do we begin? How much time we got? I'll save that for the Patreon. It is the king of food processors, my friend. It's the best.

Really? You can make hot soup with cold ingredients. The blade spins so fucking fast that you can make a hot bit right i swear to fucking god dude the the silver bullet is i'm lying makes like a single smoothie for you right or as a vitamix i mean you're you're making nutribullet Yeah Oh that's what Yeah What's this That's the vibrator I don't know I think it is Also a yo-yo

What The silver bullet Is a yo-yo How much is the Vitamix That you gotta buy At refurbish $6.99 I think Oh Jesus

There's different You can get some add-ons There's layers to it Yeah Billhead's marketplace Pretty hard though I fucking crush Oh it's so good

I heard they found A bunch of Vitamixes it was like out back on 37th and lehigh 37 and allegheny sometimes you get a little dark and twisted they were the the elites were fucking drink mayor Kenny. Were you guys ever skateboarding at Love Park? Yeah. Oh, Love Park. I was going to say FDR. FDR is terrifying. FDR is so scary.

My brother Tom brought me there once. And some dude, like I was eight. And some dude like fucking hit me on my skateboard. Like, dude, like what the fuck? It's the meanest skateboard. Dude, they're all like that. They're all dicks. They're gatekeepers.

They're like, you can't fucking skate with us. Dude, I went to buy a skateboard when I was in high school. So they're like, they can't play sports. i went to buy a skateboard when i was in high school so they're like they can't play sports yeah yeah but it's also yeah i went to buy one and it was like a little kid working at the skate shop and he treated me like i was the dumbest person on the planet and i was compared to him he knew everything and he was like so what kind of bearings do you want and i was like i don't fucking know dude yeah reds i got red fires i got reds okay i was always a reds guy how they measured the bears like lucky eights or something like that i had a zoo york deck i was alien workshop that's sick that's uh what was his name alien workshop

was uh the guy that uh harv no um the guy who did all the invented all the tricks and could like dark slide and stuff. Rodney Mullen. Rodney Mullen. Wasn't he Alien Workshop? He has a great inspirational speech. Dude. He's amazing.

Him and Ira Glass are the two guys. Yeah. The two speech. I would go with Mullen. I'd go with Mullen. Yeah. Dude, when I fucking took a bunch of mushrooms, it was to Tony Hawk in the 900. That documentary was playing, and then it happened. I was like, that was awesome. Then Rodney Mullen starts talking. It to the Tony Hawk in the 900. That documentary was playing and then it happened.

I was like, that was awesome. Then Rodney Mullen starts talking. It was the greatest thing in the world. His TED talk? Dude, his TED talk's fucking sick. His interview with, who's the guy who hangs out with legions of skanks? Lewis. No, no, no.

The fucking skateboarder. Fuck. He was on like all the. Jason Ellis. Jason Ellis and Tony Hawk. Interview Rodney Mullen, one of the best fucking podcasts ever. skateboarder uh fuck he was on like all the jason ellison jason ellison yeah interview ronnie maughan one of the best fucking podcasts i think once you're big enough as a skateboarder you don't have that like protective energy like p rod like i feel like he's just like a nice guy but i feel like if you're a young skateboarder or if you haven't made millions of dollars you're still

just being like nasty to people who don't skateboard like when i would go to fdr like they would just like try and like skate real close to you to spook you they try to give you the willies yeah i mean dude there's just there just shouldn't be there there's people that are artists and then there's people that are trying to do it yeah something to do exactly something to do good place to bomb though good place to do some fucking uh oh dude i would if i could i would tie anyone who does graffiti to the back of my car and watch them disintegrate yeah have you ever seen your car been graffitied i had a chevy express in south philly i know they were like write sauce on it like what the fuck is that sauce sauce not even an art piece just that's all black ink sauce that's great his name that's gotta be

the guy's name i understand that but dude do it like have a nutsack and go to like a government building and write sauce don't do it on my fucking express that i bought for 2500 and ruin my fucking paint job cab was on your list yeah they're all they're all pussies it's like dude go to a government building be a man if you want to be that defiant not dudes who are just trying to fucking chill and have a fucking man it's bad enough you get called a pedophile for having one and then you're going around with fucking now there's a blue haze on the side of your van yeah but they probably like that's way funnier than doing you're a pussy no but doing a government building doing a government if you're really that much of a fuck you want anarchy that bad doing a government building a government building yeah doing a government building they're just gonna

send out some janitor to go fucking clean it down they're hitting the working man they know it's gonna that's not going up chinese electricians at night on broad street they probably watch from a distance and they're probably just howling laughing when you're sitting there trying to figure out what sauce means dude i was walking home a few new year's eves ago and this kid with like a girl and three dudes were sitting there writing on this guy's steel rolling security gate for his shit and i was like what are you doing he's like what man like like just mind your business like that's so gay i was like literally it's a dude's place this is just a dude's fucking place and you're he's gonna have a bad morning because you wanted to fucking simp to a girl an impressor and write a name on something easy in our neighborhood you're

getting fired up it's billy jen i'm with i'm with you on this in me and francis neighborhood they have these stencils and it says uh the rich killed new york yeah they're and they spray paint over a stencil it's like dude you're walking around with the stencil you have a stencil you're not a fucking like avant-garde like running on the train track i'll think they're you have a stencil you went and bought a stencil that says the rich killed new york and you're carrying around the stencil spraying over the stencil token capitalism yeah it's a stencil i'm not anti stencil i don't know why you're so anti stencil what is it but it just is stencil just makes it quick and easy yeah but it's not this badass thing that you think it is dude you have to be rich to be able to

access stencils dude stencils aren't just fucking out there you could make a stencil out of a piece of paper not the rich killed new york stencil there's no way that this person i just you're you're doing arts and crafts if you're making the stencil that's a rich behavior there's not it was not a poor person that's putting up the rich killed new york stencil the rich did kill new york and you two are living putting up the rich killed new york stencils the rich did kill new york and you two are living in the richest neighborhood in new york the rich built new york why do you why would you say that the rich killed new york why does that agree i'm agreeing with the artists i'm agreeing with the art that's not an artist that's a loser did you guys ever see i

hear of josh harris yeah the sixers guy no not the Sixers guy. There's another Josh Harris who's like an early internet entrepreneur guy. So he, they made a movie about him called We Live in Public where he, at the end of the movie, the whole point of it is the rich killed New York. But the whole movie is about these like rich art kids that are living on their own, doing like a mass art project where they live in this thing called quiet have you ever heard of this stuff so they had this thing where they made a bunker and in the bunker everybody got a little caught so you're stacked like it's like army barracks a commune a commune but you were videotaped the whole time and this dude josh harris had the foresight to be like

yeah the internet's coming around every what you're seeing right now is going to be the future everyone's just going to hold the camera themselves because what they don't want is 15 minutes of fame they want 15 minutes of fame every day so like these guys live in a commune for like right up until y2k and then giuliani fucking kicked them all out really this dude ended up the reason i know this is sorry i'm boring no this isn't boring at all i'm entering my seat this dude ended up the reason i know this is sorry i'm boring no this is boring at all i'm this dude's fascinating because he had a party at the millennium hotel to watch 9-11 or no to watch um art students do a project in the in the world trade center and the guys that did it is this art group called gelatin it's another art thing dude so gelatin they made this thing called the b thing

it's part of like a conspiracy about 9-11 so there's this shit that gets confused with israeli art students and then these guys from vienna gelatin if you want to look something up that's hilarious dude look up oh gelatin their website it's an art group and um look up oh flaredies dude these guys this is the gayest shit i've ever fucking seen they put paint brushes up their ass what i try to do like portraits of chicks they dress up in a giant fucking pizza slice anyway i like that yeah i i'm putting sorry i'm spurging out on you guys this is a safe space to spur out i'm just saying it's like i'm not talking about 9-11 this podcast this stuff we waited 50 listeners are such pussies about it well our

listeners yeah they're just short about 9-11 they're like dude this kid swings a sledgehammer has no idea how building falls the guys were out the night before at a fucking strip club yeah they were at a strip club the night before and somehow he had enough get up and go in them to wake up do a top gun maneuver around and then into a building which is almost fucking physically impossible in that fucking plane but yeah that happened and the whole fucking thing fell down i mean we could go we could talk forever about 9-11 but anyway the whole point of this thing was like the whole movie is like this guy josh harris that just keeps trying to do this internet shit but he's like way ahead of his time but he was right and this was 1984

and out he just saw the uh the vision and then at the end of it it's like the rich killed new york and then jamiroquai plays really yeah yeah fuck that's kind of nice he dude he tried to do this thing called we live in public with him and his girlfriend where they lived in public for like a thousand youtube commenters. Was it like they were homeless? No, he was a rich... At one time he was worth over $80 million. And now he's an expat in Ethiopia.

Really? Yeah, it's fucked up. It's a different kind of hipster. Yeah. Yeah, but I got into this because I was looking into the Israeli art students thing because like they're down and they were down in Florida and it's all part of like a bigger 9-11 conspiracy. Really? Where there's there were art students in the towers.

Everybody thinks that they were like installing all this bomb stuff. The art students? But really, it's this guy's gelatin and they're four freaks from fucking austria they love being naked it's fucked up yeah it's it's fucked up they're old dudes they're like 60 and they're using that they're using paint brushes up their asses to paint girls they're like no it's straight i mean we're talking like you got paintbrush up your ass we're talking like a late picasso it's not coming out good it's not the agony in the ecstasy shack on the celtics yeah the early picasso those are the ones to emulate but the late picasso

he probably had paintbrush up ass i know anything wait so your your big uh 9-11 conspiracy is that they didn't happen because he went because he went out the night before no no i'm just saying like everything they attribute to these guys who couldn't even fly a fucking cessna somehow were able to figure out how to maneuver that plane that it would be hard for a regular fucking like fighter jet pilot to do yeah it's impossible but didn't they they took flight classes yeah dude they fucking suck down in florida yeah down in florida the funniest part about that you were down yeah the funniest part about that is that they took the classes and they left before the landing part of the class happened. They were like, we don't need to know.

Well, they went to strip clubs, left Quran. Come on, dude. My whole theory about 9-11 is that if we had only given those terrorists... This is what the bonesman thinks. If only we'd given them access to the Delta Lounge, they would never have gone through with it. Yeah, they would probably. I mean, they were at a strip club the night before, allegedly.

There's a new thing that I read an article about. What? That's not enough to keep you alive. There's only one strip club in Maine. It used to be called Mark's Showplace. So that must be it. I mean, if there's only one, then you've probably been there. You might have been there on the same night as them.

I have been there. That's where they were, they were and the women asked you to like save them I thought they were in Florida I thought they were at a strip club in Maine they flew they flew into Maine

they went to Maine and then they went to Boston and then they went see this is where the conspiracy people they don't know dude you know what I mean exactly

I thought that they went to Shuckham's down in Florida I think they came like is Shuckham's a strip club I don't know what it is like a fucking titty bar type thing. Wait, did you go to the

nudist bar in Key West? No, but I saw the original... You almost went down there for the Pride Month. He's saying this weird shit. I saw the original Hooters. I saw the original Hooters. Oh, this is crazy. Did you know this? Where is that? In Clearwater.

It's like six dudes. The original saga of Hooters. I read it on the website. I think John Oh, this is crazy. Did you know this? Where is that? In Clearwater. It's like six dudes. Yeah. The original saga of Hooters. I read it on the website. I think John Gruden has an office there. Really quick. John Gruden. I know a guy that knows John Gruden.

Owen, is he close enough to his mic? Are you hearing him okay? Okay, cool. Sorry. Damn. I just want to make sure we don't miss anything. You're saying some really funny stuff. You won't.

You won't. Don't worry. They're professionals, man. Yeah, and he was putting his hand up and telling me stuff yeah dude that's not for that that's not for that that's for you that's for you yeah that's not for private info that's not supposed to get picked up you have to blur the face on that we're gonna have to pixelate the mouth on that so the people can't the investigators can't pick it up were people being nasty after the last time you came on no i mean it's every time like i deal with it constantly like this guy's a fucking retard

how he doesn't know how the building falls it's like all right i guess not i guess all you guys do because you followed the regular story same shit with kovats i have no idea what i'm talking about right everyone else does and the shot was 99 safe and effective and now it's literally followed the regular story same shit with kovats i have no idea what i'm talking about right everyone else does and the shot was 99 safe and effective and now it's giving people heart attacks but i was an idiot i had no idea what i was talking about somehow i don't have my legs waxed dude i don't know what the fuck they're talking about i never got a test francis no nothing nice francis is quadruple vaxxed. Dude, my boys are. Hey, dude. I'm not. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Did you take a booster? Francis got a booster this morning. No, I didn't. Don't lie. You wish I did. You're just saying that, but it's not true. He said, oh, the war mode boys are coming in? Better get another booster. Boost it up. I don't want to catch anything from them. You got your legs waxed? Oh, yeah. No, I got hairy. I got pretty hairy legs.

He doesn't know. He doesn't know. We're talking talking about the vaccine brother like we're trying to keep you guys monetized i got johnson right there yeah i had sepsis in my ankle joint dude nick bryan just had it it's really bad what is that it's really bad some kind of thing that happens here what really bad from what was an attempt we don't know how it happened someone's out the gate we don't know the ankle it it uh sort of localized in the joint it lived in the joint and then it starts spreading and if it gets past the knee they have to amputate and it can attack your organs that's why people die of it so it gets into you it's in your blood and then it and then it attacks your organs i read something they said that just 10 minute walk after you eat fixes that whole thing.

Damn, that's why it gets me in a big mustang. Don't make light, funny guy. That's the comedian. We need to get you in the gym. We need to get him in the gym. He keeps saying he's going to do it. I have a workout plan on my phone still. I look at it. It's crazy.

It's not crazy. It's like 40 workouts a day on that thing. No, it's not. Spade did it. It's like 40 workouts a day on that thing. No, it's not. Spade did it. It's the Dorian Yates workout. Three sets. Yeah, every workout. It's not even that bad, bro. I feel like it was way more than that.

You know who's been working out, dude? Look at Derek's quads. Quadzilla. Bro, there's nine workouts on this. For one set. Go through it. Yeah, dude. What do you want? There's nine workouts on this. For one sesh. Go through it. What do you want?

I'm doing 5x5. That's three lifts. Come on, Seth. I think you can be at least at 135. That's smart lifting. As with the Russians, they would just do two perfect reps. I can't do that. This is Smith machine shoulder

press i'm not a smith machine guy now you are that's away from that i don't need assistance that's where you need to be that that's where you expose yourself those are the reels use the smith machines yeah we leave our ego at the door dumbbell lateral raise hate those never do them one arm cable lateral raise i'll do those i like those lateral raises what's wrong with the dumbbell lateral raise lateral raises are the worst it'll get your arm right they're so tedious you're worried about your arm yeah they're long and boring your arm is not moving dumbbell shrugs i like those can't say i ever feel like i'm doing them right but i like them are you are you rolling your shoulder or just sometimes sometimes i'll hit a pinch and go up and slow i i focus on slow on the way down

shrugs are a lift for medium-sized dudes to feel like they're big guys because they put like 315 on are you calling a medium size no i'm just saying in general i didn't say you you know i started doing a lot of neck stability exercises. I fucking kick my neck constantly. I put the thing around my head and then I kind of go like this. It's because my Tesla autopilot's been acting up. I just feel like an accident's coming and I want to make sure I'm as strong neck-wise as I can be. Whiplash, that's how you do it. Come on, bro.

Listen, you can't be too prepared that's my 911 war machine out of my truck oh six sierra 3500 got a flatbed for it got ladder access off it looks fucking beautiful yeah see if my tesla model 3 hits your we were both light on fire with a lithium fucking you ever see those fires you wouldn't be able to see anything. They won't go out underwater. No. Really? Lithium fires are fucking brutal. There'll be like a fire in a parking garage.

And if there's Teslas on the bottom, that shit will go for days. Will the parking garage collapse? No. You know their plane hit the world? Or the Empire State Building. I'm sorry? A tiny plane. The Empire State Building. A tiny ass plane. Still. Really? It just broke the Empire State Building. I'm sorry? A tiny plane. A tiny ass plane.

Still. Really? It just broke the glass. Yeah. Do you know that a plane went through the Arc de Triomphe on the Champs-Élysées in Paris? I've been there.

You don't know about that. Stunt flyer. And everyone freaked out, but then the Parisians embraced him. And they said, wow, what a hero. Recently?

He became one of those guys. The French are going nuts right now. Why? Yeah, they are. Are they? Over what? Refugees what refugees and they don't like their immigrants like yo dude what did macron just he's like oh that election doesn't count we're gonna have another one teacher is that right do you guys remember when mrs obama watched notre dame fucking burn on the boat she did she was in the river she was right there yeah she wasama watched notre dame fucking burn on the boat she did she was in the river she was right there yeah she was right near notre dame when it lit on fire yeah she probably

had a fucking gasoline on her hands i'm not saying she's guilty or anything just but check her hands just guilty of being a man they need to swab her hands like they did at the airport big mike's here fucking big mike bro i was on big mike when i was in like middle school yeah me and my friends would send each other pictures of her dick what the ellen one yeah the one in the dress is the craziest one she's got she doesn't even just have a dick she's got a fucking hammer this page is reminding me about fucking uh george floyd's old teacher oh this is a wayne here we go what was it there's these are the ones we try to stay away from. Remember when a second grade teacher came out and was like, I still have a paper from George? Somehow it's been okay until now.

Wainel Sexton. Who's Sexton? His teacher's name was Wainel Sexton. Look it up. Swear to God. Wainel? Wainel Sexton. It was a second grade teacher.

Like, oh, I still have a thing from him and showed it. And the lady's name was Wainel Sexton. It's one of the crisis actors that they had during the show. I don't understand what that, what's significant about that. She's an award-winning crisis actor. She was like, I think she's like an EGOT for a crisis actor. I don't know. I think that goes to Gene Rosen from Sandy Hook.

I don't know. Do we know Waynell Sexton or is it just a funny name? No, literally. It's a second grade teacher. It's a second grade teacher. I'm not really sure what's significant about this. I'm forgiving you. That was crazy times. It's a funny name.

Oh, it's a funny name. Oh, that is funny. That's as deep as that one goes. Just weird thinking about that. Wainalds Sexton. It makes you ask a lot of questions. I mean, anal sex is in the name. Yeah.

Was George Floyd gay? I think we know that. He did straight porn. He was straight porn. Did he really do porn? Yeah, he did porn. Only fans or porn club? He was a great guy.

No, low budget. Just low budget. Yeah, nothing crazy. He basically made a sex tape. You can't even call it porn. Don't go down that road, bro. It's not pretty. Dangerous road. are we at an hour

you like sports all right should we go to the next one i gotta take a piss real quick dude look it up swear to god wayno sexton i like it i'll check that out let's take five