Son of a Boy Dad - WAR MODE ! Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. #119

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

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Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. That was like a two-day phase. It's just I watched Born on the Fourth of July. Oh, that's great. It's a good movie. I love when they're fighting about how their dicks don't work in the wheelchairs at the

end. Dude, and they're throwing each when they throw each other out of the wheelchairs. Yeah. It's the best. Where are these? I don't know. It's kind of louder the wheelchairs. It's the best. Where are these? I don't know. It's kind of louder without them. It's really your call.

As long as you're on the mic. Yeah, I don't want to remember. Position that thing so it's just right in front of your gullet. It's a directional guy, so as long as it's pointed into your mouth like a cock, you'll be good. What kind of vape are you rocking? This? No, it's just nicotine. But it's Ludo.

Clear. Clears are brutal. Clear? Oh. No, these are a mess. Like the last time I drank one, I was like, I got real hungry. Oh, yeah. Come near that shit.

You drank one of these? No. I was smoking a clear. You cracked the top off of it? Fucking. Like a glow stick? I'm over. I'm fucking this up. Chill. I could help a clear. You crack the top off of it and fucking... Like a glow stick? I'm not fucking this up. I could hope.

Yeah. No, I think the length is good. Can you just point it towards your... Like if you... Point it down your throat. The length is good. As if you're going to deep throat that thing. Look at this baby's thing.

Yeah, you should be good. Good? Set us off. This is better, because then I can see you guys. The tall man was sitting here. Yeah. Some giant was sitting here.

The mic stands blow. Yeah, they're terrible. I'll do you to see our ones. You guys are peeping game, though. I feel like you guys are in here fucking like being like, oh, he's working on Adobe over there. They got the cameras right here.

We're just learning this stuff. Everything we do we do it on by ourselves. So you guys don't do cameras? No, fuck. No, it's way too hard. Come on, man. You know that's the way. I know, I know. Just have that. I mean, the lights are fucking insane. The lights from every angle? The lights suck.

The lights are the worst part. We do it in the dark. Really? We do it in the dark with headphones on. Why? Have you been concussed? Negative. It's just sweet. I actually never, I might have taken a concussion, but I never took a playoff, bro. Kidding me? Oh, hell no.

Yeah, you can't. You go right back in, dust yourself off. I actually took myself out in the state championship because I was so pissed and my head kept going. Just saw some rage. Football is so retarded. You took yourself out? Fuck yeah.

I'll be in my ankle. I'll just be like, fuck you. Damn, shoot me up, coach. You should have got the fucking steroids. You should have got the cortisol. I got concussed so many times growing up, and I never once. What sport? Hockey.

Oh, hockey's bad. That was bad. You hit that ice. Dude, you just slip and just hit the back of your head and be seeing stars, and then you just get up and keep playing. That is a hard surface. Hockey's tough, dude. I can't skate, dude. I can't even skate. can't you can or can't cannot yeah i don't have the legs for it i don't have like the inner thigh strength i bet it's easier to learn as an adult

than it is when you're a child i don't know that falls much more costly that is true yeah yeah that's a big tree that's falling apart the only time I remember doing that is a kid's sixth grade birthday party, six-year-old birthday party. His name was Jason. He could smell like fucking macaroni. Yeah. That's the only thing I remember. It kind of sounds like a good thing, dude.

Tyler, you want to help him out with this thing? I like how macaroni smells a little bit. When did you get concussed, Spud? I fell off of a scaffold. It was like 30 feet. Two feet. I saw him on the highway. I saw him on the highway.

He was like this out the window. I landed on metal and I was out for like almost 10 minutes. What? How did you fall? What happened? I slipped. This dude I was working with fucking moved the scaffold a little bit. I slipped, fell. It was bad. Did you chew him out? No, I was fucking whacked, dude.

I came back to life. The dude that was on top of me, Shields was like, I love you. I like woke up. Everyone thought I was dead. All the guys that built the scaffold were like,

yeah, that dude just died. Really? And I just got up and walked out. And then they drove me to the hospital. Not bragging. Yeah.

That's a real concussion. I fell on the ice when I was fucking in second grade. No, his pelvis went out like multiple degrees. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. I just went to the chiropractor.

Yeah, I broke a rib. I'm getting fixed up now, but it took me a couple years. When was that? You know, Roxborough? Yeah, of course. When? When, when, when? Oh, when?

What, 2020? Three years ago? Yeah, it was right before the pandemic. So you were laid up for the pandemic? No, I was back to work. That happened on Friday. I was back to work on Monday. What?

What the fuck? You don't have time off? What the fuck? There was no time off, bro. That's awesome. Were you bragging, though? Were you, like, telling everyone? No, I was just existing, bro.

He's going through mental distress, bro. You felt funny. That shakes up your nose. Actually, what happened was I had a concussion, and I got violent with my dog afterwards all the symptoms like mood swings you get mood swings you guys were fighting like an nfl running my girlfriend yeah and instead of just being like oh zeus is retarded i like took it out on him and then i felt really bad sometimes you got it though i got a retarded

dog too what kind uh it's like a mix of a bunch of different things but he bites bad. How many pounds? Probably like, he's like a medium sized dog. I don't know, 70 pounds? Yeah, same deal. Yeah. Same deal. Does he bite? Does your dog bite? He didn't have teeth. He's dead now. He's dead. RIP bro, that sucks.

He didn't have any teeth? Well, he lost all the main ones. He just had his little nubs. All of his incisors. He tried to chew through center center block bill saw a wicked fight well remember that fight zeus got mauled by mastiff and they were both locked onto each other what'd you do how'd you break it up put a thumb up their ass about every time i'm gonna do it this weekend i like gator rolled on the ground that's crazy yeah who do you get in that situation your dog or the other dog because like it's probably the other dog my dog my dog was way smaller i got him off and then like a dick he went right back at it it was fucking brutal because he's got that dog in him he's just like daddy

that's nuts just like daddy again and you were there for the fight yeah watch that did you try and help or you just sat back and watched i don't know what the the fuck was going on, dude. Sometimes you got to fall back. It's no shame. I was young, Billy. He would help now. I mean, it just happened down the beach. My buddy has a massive, it's fucking huge. And it went off the deck at this Husky next door.

And I had to go across the street, grab it and pick it up and bring it back. It's like 130 pounds. What the fuck? Things are monstrous. Like it play bites you. And just from it grabbing onto my arm, it like locks on you. It's game over if that thing, don't know how zeus got out yeah my boy has some welding gloves that he uses to play with dogs just so he can fucking really let them bite the because they

all they want to do is bite you like this is what a bone is like this is the bone that they want like that's exactly what a bone looks like my little skinny ass heart like a turkey leg yeah they just love to fucking latch on to that shit dude my dog's been so many people he's not allowed to meet new people now yeah we gotta keep him they put him on they put him on like you have to put him in a room when people come over yeah we put him in a room and uh dude but he thinks he's like protecting the house when he does it like he'll bite like the ups dude and then he'll come back like wagging his tail being like i just defended the house it's like, well, now we're going to have to fucking put you down.

Yours was doing the same shit? Yours thought it was protecting? Zeus didn't bite too much. Zeus fought dogs. He only bit other dogs. He fucked up other dogs. He killed like three cats. He killed a cat in front of a bunch of... There was a porch cat. He iced the cat in front of a weird hipster house party where they're smoking weed and drinking wine.

This cat got tough. This cat got all big. i was walking with his brother tom and i saw this cat go for it i was like this motherfucker and zeus i had like one of those choke collars on them yeah but they're optional for some of those like pitbulls like he literally put his fucking paw up popped it off got out completely now he's loose yeah he's got no collar yeah he like got no collar he went on he took the cat and went under a car and the hipsters were like what are you gonna do i was like i mean what do you want to do circle of life oh he's a pit it's over yeah he was a staffshire terror and a half american bulldog okay so he was i thought he was cool looking yeah i mean sweet looking dog rescue yeah if you're resc, it's like really not your fault.

You did all you could. Like, that's what they tell you, rescue a dog. Really? You got the bumper sticker or what? Nah, nah, nah. Did you guys find a place to park? Oh, yeah, we think. I think.

We tried to pay and it said it's not accepting payment at this time, but there's all people parking. It's like commercial vehicles. They denied us at the fucking- You think we would get towed? You have like the right- you won't get towed yeah they have the right they don't tow cars

I have a ladder on the van you get a ticket send it to Portnoy brother we'll charge it to the game send it over to Big Cat's desk they'll fucking look out for it you guys came with the fucking the painter van

the husky boots bro I feel like a pussy we're pussies. I got my hey dudes on. I've been bragging about how cool these things are and then you guys show up here in the fucking. Those are the big high school shoes. I remember a lot of kids in high school used to wear shit like that. Dude, these are, I got these yesterday.

These are fucking. You know what I'm talking about? The hack and sack gang. The drum circle guys. They're 30 bucks. Hey, dude. They're light. No, you just get a pair of Vans.

Spade's trying to lift in Hoka's. It's too much fucking cushioning. Yeah, it's too much support. You need something flat, a flat bottom? I've got like orthopedic shoes because my knees have been so fucked up. Yeah, probably since you fell off of that 30 foot platform. Another time you got your body rearranged.

What you got to understand is the short falls are the ones that really get you. Really? Another fall, I literally fell from like six feet, but my kneecap hit a metal, like when you ever see like a scaffold jack it's like a metal it looks like a giant metal screw with like a thing that you spin yeah so the thing that you spin was here hit my kneecap pop my kneecap into my thigh oh i was on the ground didn't cry it happened you didn't cry it didn't cry i'm weeping and i was on the ground i was like that that one was bad and i just laid

there for a minute and then i got up and I kept trying to walk. But I could see the cap was up top. Yeah, it was just gone. So you went to the hospital? It's like the patella fucking, you hit that and it just goes whoop. And like a blunt goes up into your throat. Yeah, and Matt did like social work. Got me on Medicaid.

And then I got my surgery immediately. You're welcome. Yeah. And don't get hurt because you got to get naked in front of a bunch of like hot. Oh, dude. Hot nurses. Huge. Anytime in the hospital. Hot chats. Don't get hurt because you got to get naked in front of a bunch of hot nurses. Anytime in the hot season.

They're like, yo, dude, you got to take your clothes off. Take them off and we're going to cut them off. And there's girls, students around, nurses. Two fellows. They were laughing at you. You look so small. They were laughing? They were pointing and laughing?

No, dude. One time they were like, yo, we have to put you in this machine where they put something in my blood to see if I had internal bleeding. And they made me... From the patella? No, this was when I fell. And they were like, yo, if you don't take them off,

we're going to cut them off. And the girls were giggling. And I could not have them cut my Ray Savage. You should have been like, make them stop giggling. Make them stop. That's so funny. And it was like,

it was like student nurses. Oh, it was brutal. And they were all hot as fuck. Cause when you're broke, you just go to the ER and it's just Penn students. I don't know what your dick

has to do with that shit though. It's like, dude, my head's fucked up. We don't have to cut these. My knee hurts. Why do you have to? You said your vein,

your knee and your head and now they want to see your penis? You got to pull the cock out. You got to. You just got to make sure. Rules are rules. It's HIPAA. They put me on a metal table for my knee surgery, and you're just totally naked.

And my dick was like to the side like a little baby goldfish. And these dudes were just talking about what they were going to do like during the weekend. They were like wheeling me back during the anesthesia. They're like, all right, man. All right, go to sleep now. Probably get some hot dogs. I just sat there like shrived in a- Dude, were they wheeling you around just ass naked?

This does not sound right Wait you're going into surgery You're going into surgery You're ass naked You're a cadaver bro Really You're a cadaver They don't throw the

Fucking the gown on you And then you wake up They're not worried You wake up in the gown You wake up in the gown With a bunch of other people That just got Medicaid surgery And everyone's screaming

You just wake up And you're like It's like a civil war Fucking infirmary, dude. They're just giving you straight rum and cutting your body open with scissors. I woke up and I was like, what's going on? I felt good for a while, but then

the night after, around about 2 a.m., all that shit wears off and you feel the surgery. Didn't Tom pick you up in a van, though? Tom picked me up in a fucking van and he was selling fruit at the time. He just got in the back of a van. He pulled up and opened up and pushed me in the back of a van and? Tom picked me up in a fucking van and he was selling fruit at the time. Yeah. So he just got in the back of a van. He pulled up and opened up

and pushed me in the back of a van and just laid down. They gave me a prescription for fucking pain meds and Tom rolled up. He used to look rough. Yeah, yeah, he did.

He rolled up in this fruit van and she was like. He was vegan at the time so he was real skinny. Yeah, she gave me a prescription. I was like,

you can go get this filled. Did you get it filled? Yeah, I didn't like the pain meds. I did mostly edibles. I entered the spider-verse because Matt made me a bunch of fucking spider-shaped edibles. And the whole time I was in recovery from my knee, I was just high as fuck. Yeah, no AC. It was great.

No AC. You were sitting in his house, no AC, just sweating. It was like, you ever see movie Seven? Yeah, for sure. The dude who melts into the couch? Yeah. Something like that. You were the whale. Have you watched The Whale the whale the whale's a good ass movie the whale's

incredible getting that fat is it's a work dude to get that many calories in and to stay that fat is legitimately harder than getting when he whaled out if that i've been talking about that for so long it's like it has to be a genetic thing that you can even possibly get that big yeah you have to be seriously hurt you can build up dude you just gotta get the gains you're putting in calories just calories versus you could turn that into muscle it's just a heavy bulk 10k calories a day is fucking he was soaking it's sinful it's insane it's sinful insane when he hit that fucking fridge oh in the movie i mean spoiler alert he wails the fuck out yeah that frenzy and then the puking i was like this is the greatest movie I mean spoiler alert he wails the fuck out crushes jelly how do you think he got there jelly on fucking

pepperoni pizza the feeding frenzy you're talking about yeah that frenzy and then the puking I was like this is the greatest movie I've ever seen getting pissed off

when eating is a different level of spastic I've like broke shit before but to just chow pizza when you're pissed off just fucking eating disgusting shit

it's inside all of us dude we looked up yesterday the biggest man in Manhattan. It was 980. 980. 980 pounds. I know, but he lost 650, which is also fucking insane.

That's like a billionaire losing a fucking million dollars. Did he lose 13? No, he's lost 980. Oh, he went from 980 down to 380 or whatever. So he never broke a G? No, I don't think so. I mean, probably sneakily did. Hitting four figures on weight is gross, bro.

Someone should shoot for it. Someone's definitely been a G. Someone's definitely been a thousand, yeah. Because this guy's just in Manhattan. Some sick ticket out there. This guy probably has to walk. You're a fucking mess when that happens. If you're like powder your shit and stuff

How do you even hit Like can you move if you hit a thousand How much do I assess Like 180 something You need a partner in crime If you're gonna get to that weight Because at some point you can't walk anymore Like a lifting buddy

They always have snizz They always have fucking snizz It's gotta batty sometimes 600 pound life they always have snizz They always have someone getting them food It always have fucking sense it makes no sense it's kind of batty sometimes 600 pound life they always have snizz they always have someone getting them food it makes zero that must be like a fetish or some shit that chicks get into 100 yeah feeders and gainers that's the thing that is so that's why even though it is a reality show and it definitely could be fake there has to be people who are genuinely living that lifestyle, who are just fucking shoving personal

pizzas, not even personal, family style 20-inch pizzas. I've had women dabble with the fetish. Rub my belly, tell me that they love the belly. Chicken fettuccine alfreno is fat-fueled, dude. Once you start crushing that, it's game over. And then washing it down with a hand-packed pint. Oh, his ice cream

fetish was something fierce. That's what that dude from Always Sunny did. He would just leave a gallon of ice cream out, and then he'd come home and he would drink it. What? When he got fat, yeah. Liquid calories are the worst kind. Rob McElhenney? Yeah, he would leave a gallon of ice cream out, and then he'd come home and he'd just slam it.

That's not fun. Being fat's not fun. It hurts. Dude, although the amount of ice cream consumption you went through, you didn't get that fat. Dude, it's a whole different. I think I just get deeper. Yes. Exactly.

I saw the side of myself and I was like, oh, I'm way deeper than I thought I was. Side Bs are brutal. I just have met people my size and I'm like, how much do you weigh? And they say 145. And I'm like, whoa. How much do you weigh? 190 right now. Dude, that's nothing.

You might have a head on me, bro. But also, look at his forearm, bro. Hold that fucking meat hook up. That's what I'm saying, though. He's in the gym now. Tell him about my gym. Tell him about the games. He's in the fucking gym.

We started two weeks ago now. He went from 15-pound dumbbell press. He's already up to the 30s. Begging for more yeah you want to grab me one too he's ready to throw up too and his forearms

look like he can free climb the Empire State Building right now that's pure strength that's grippy strength but that's blue collar strength blue collar dude's

always got the big ass forearms nobody's working out in the gym they're just looking in the mirror nah it's like a real horny environment there it's kind of uncomfortable it is and it's like self

it's like narcissistic horny you're looking at yourself and you're like i'd be lucky yo i'm doing shrugs with my eyes closed yeah you won't look at the fucking mirror i told him he has to because like you fuck your form up i can't look at myself dude you probably look insane with your eyes closed you're like lose your balance it feels like i'd rather look at this dude but i mean that's what i'm saying the whole point of this everything, you just have to look like you're proud to be alive. Keep on fucking crushing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's that lat pulldown? Lat pulldown, spade crush that. Proud to be alive, dude. Really? Give it back to God. I just like- You know those fucking Navy SEALs out there keeping us fucking safe?

Yeah, we met them two weeks ago. And I'm a weekly? No, you're not a weekly, bro. I can't go through that training, bro. That's all Navy SEALs have to do is pull-ups. And look at your forearms, bro. You could do pull-ups fucking very simply. I'm pulling up too much

right now. You could dangle from a fucking helicopter like John Rambo for probably 20 miles, dude. Do you work out? Not really. No, he works out. He works out a lot. But I work out to like stave off. Why do you quit, bro? That shit pisses me off when you say you quit the gym. Dude, I was in it. I know.

I have a hard time focusing on multiple things. You don have a partner i i know i never did and that was an issue but also i liked working out a lot but it's like i got i did i was so into it you had gfi what is gfi girlfriend island yeah that was stopping me from the gym no dude it was it was i would do that i lose my fucking brothers in arms. I'll see them for a little while. Dude, it was, honestly, what it was, was I started doing stand-up a lot more. And then I was like, eh, I don't need to fucking look good. But I wish, I'm going to, I've been saying for a year. It's not about looking good.

It's about feeling good. It's about being strong. I know. You don't want to get old and be weak. He's been watching YouTube Shorts of Lifting, all sorts all sorts dude i was like weighing my food and shit for a while i hear you talk about salt a lot and you're you don't like the salt but you need to get sodium with iodine in it yeah it's actually very good for you and if you just cut seed oils out dude you're fine dude i was taking i was taking every supplement you could

imagine not sodium with iodine i was taking iodine i don't know if i was taking sodium you just like like sea salt some shit like that have you felt the pump where your arms are like they're bursting yeah yes i was taking this for the first time ever i was taking pump formula you guys do you fuck with i'm assuming you take no supplements. Yeah. Under the sun. Do you ever take the pump formula? I've taken OG jacked, NO shotgun, NO explosion. Every single fucking thing. It's the best.

No T-painters. Jack 3D. Preacher curls? Yes. What? Preacher curls? Oh, yeah, dude. You're exploding.

I would run the pre... And then I would hit the reverse curls after. And that's when you work that muscle in between the triceps and the biceps. You should just start a lifting fucking podcast. I kind of want you to take your shirt off, dude. Get him another beard. I'm fat as fuck, dude. There's no way.

I'm over 20% body fat. I'm technically obese. You're hiding there. You got a fucking face. If you're obese, then what am I? You got muscle, dude. I got no muscle. People get mad when I talk about the gym because I haven't been to the gym in like a year and a half. Okay. The people who get mad,

they're just naysayers. What? What are you doing instead of the gym? God. Playing Call of Duty. Doing stand-up. What's your KD, honestly? Probably like two. Two what? Two to one? Two kills per death. Okay, I like that. I hate the postings that have high KD. I sacrifice myself when I play Call of Duty.

You're a DK. Me too. I got more deaths. During COVID, I got a gold RPG. What does that mean? An RPG, like a bazooka game. You got a gold RPG? I got a gold RPG.

I didn't even know you could get gold with the RPG. If you got a VTOL while I was on there, I'm shooting two RPGs at it, putting a grenade on the ground killing myself for the team to come back and shoot more rpgs have you played have you played warzone at all i don't fuck with warzone because i like i play hardcore and i just like a few shots you play hardcore search and destroy the first thing i do is shoot two rpgs right down the fucking center random nade across the map kill myself and then get started that's crazy did you uh did you ever play hardcore battlefield no battlefield i don't fuck with that shit hardcore battlefield because

it's already like a hardcore game impossible you shoot someone with like a pistol from across the map and they die you got to be a legit like army guy yeah battlefield's fun though it's a good game no i don't like it's a fun game you get jammed up in the in the games i don't play games yeah i'm not jammed up in a meeting. I used to play like Zelda and stuff when I was little, but... You're not fucking with the new Zelda at all? I got to hit work. He almost got a switch.

I almost got it, yeah. But you guys are full-time now. You guys are full-time podcasters now. You don't have to hit work anymore. No, well, I mean, it is a different kind of work. I got a job as a cameraman now. I'm filming his brother doing psychedelics. I don't know if we should be talking about that or whatever.

We definitely should be doing that. And then I'm going in full research mode where I'm just going to read as many books as I can. So if I go on a podcast and somebody starts hitting me with like, blah, blah, blah, I fucking know what they're talking about. That is sick. It's the sickest podcast hack to have read a book. To be like, I know this from a book because no one else has that. Especially if you've read multiple books by the same author.

Okay. And then everyone's like, oh, shit, this guy knows what he's talking about. Right, right. And in reality, that's like the only two books that you've ever read. That's my entire life. I change the topic to the gym because I know small things about the gym. Call of Duty. And then I can talk about Charles Bukowski as well.

Oh, right. Those are my three things. What books are you about to read? Finding Fauci? Oh, I already read it. The real Anthony Fauci? Yeah, the real Anthony Fauci. I read that one. Did you watch what I sent you last night

No I didn't watch it Dr. David Martin It's hard to handle for the Libby's bro I gotta check it out Yeah I gotta check it out Yeah they're trying too many Libs to listen No not at all

Not at all Not at all bro That's why we have you guys on We need to balance out the narrative We did We do We need to get this fan base Back to what it's supposed to be

Yeah No I was getting... Man only. I was at the Philz last night. I was at Philz Mets. A chase or a city field. It's a nice little stadium out there, but you guys don't give a fuck about sports. You're not.

You're not into sports. I like it. I would like to get back to it. He was there for the Schwabons at the World Series. When I was young, I was into playoff, Flyers playoff hockey, Sixers playoffs. Do you remember like Iverson? Of course. All that stuff.

I mean, Sass wasn't even born. He was just a seed. He doesn't know Bam Margera. Do you hear that? That he had no idea who Bam Margera is. Bam Margera is like a current famous person.

He was on the run. Yeah, like Eric Lindros, dude, back in the Rod Brendamore and shit. I mean, he said he had concussions from hockey and I was like, Lindros, I'm like, he doesn't even know.

Yeah, he doesn't know Scott Stevens, dude. Yeah, exactly. All right. He doesn't even know. Yeah, he doesn't know. Scott Stevens, dude. Yeah, exactly. All right. What do you want me to do? I don't fucking know the people. Be older. Just be older.

It's that simple. Just be older than you are right now. It's that straightforward. I try my best. Put us on some books, bro. We're trying to get into the Spade book club. You don't want to hear me. Actually, the one thing I'm getting into right now is uh all of the secret societies

like i just met francis ellis it's not a big deal but you were he was uh guys have about meeting him though but he's in harvard they don't really have the secret clubs but there's secret clubs at yale that feed the cia there's like skull and bones skull and bones scrolling key wolf's head and they each take like 15 to 16 kids every year yeah Yeah. And they take juniors. They tap them. So they get guys and they put them in these secret societies. And then these guys go on to like run the fucking world. And they pick dudes that are like the opposite of them. It's fucking weird.

What do you mean? So there's like, there'll be like some guy will be like super like right wing. And then the next year they got to go pick somebody. They'll go grab someone that's like left wing. There you go. George H.W. Bush got William F. Buckley. Damn. You don't know who that is. Yeah, I was about to say, bro.

I was about to pretend that I knew who it was. Who is it? Put us on, though. Just tell us who Buckley is. I don't know. WB? Brown Brothers Harriman. I'm just saying, these guys, they run wars, dude.

They run Vietnam. They go into Vietnam in 1945. We don't even know about it. We don't know about it until 61. Damn, so they were in there for fucking 16 years they were in there the CIA was doing it they had a sweet 16 on fucking Saigon yeah dude then they started running guns and drugs

do you think that they actually tap people on the shoulder is like that actually how they do it maybe like how do they do it they say there's a movie I think it's called The Good Shepherd and it's like with Matt Damon it's like a i don't know the word i can't always forget these words but it's like kind of like they just chop up different stories of different like cia guys yeah and they make it about like the cia wait bro you know that francis's grandfather was in the cia

yeah i mean francis on the fence dude but francis but he failed out because his cover he like blew his he blew his own cover No he didn't Yes Oh you're saying that that was I don't know I don't know the story So did Anderson Cooper

And Tucker Carlson That is true dude They were all in And that's both sides right there But uh You saw that Francis Was going on Tucker's show too Until he blew it

Yeah until he blew it With you guys Yeah He fucked up He fucked up big time He had a ticket He had a one way ticket And. He fucked up big time. He had a ticket. He had a one-way ticket and he fucked it up. It happens. Yeah, he had a ticket out of this hellhole.

That must be so easy. Just go on there and say real obvious shit. Oh my God, I'm glad someone's gonna say it. Did you ever fuck with Tucker's dad? Tucker's dad was like out in trannies in the 80s. Oh, sorry. No, where did I just see this? Who was just talking about this i don't know

were you guys talking about it oh yeah it was definitely you guys he was well he was uh but they were like they were they weren't actors they were they were like the original caitlin jenner's and stuff like that they were athletes he busted a tennis star and then the other one was doing like uh trying to sell like a three-wheeled car and Netflix made a documentary about it called like The Dick and the Dale.

What? Something like that. Interesting. I don't know. I might be getting the title wrong. So if Netflix can talk about it, we can talk about it. I just shouldn't say that word

and I apologize. I'm on a big platform here. No, it's fine. I think your guy's podcast does like double the numbers that ours does. No, shut up, bro. You guys do numbies.

You guys are always on the charts. You don't have a YouTube. Patreon's going crazy. Imagine once you unlock the YouTube. Nah, we can't do all that. We'll get kicked off immediately. No, you won't. Yeah, you definitely will.

So go on Rumble. Yeah, you 100%. Just get on Rumble. You could Rumble with the Tate brothers. Yeah. Watch your guy's truth. Yeah, you like the Tates. What?

Truth. Oh, no, truth. Truth social? No, I don't have it. You have one? Yeah, I'm on truth. What do you read truth in these days now he has truth he has truth and then he has the other one too he's playing both sides

mastodon mastodon isn't that bad for the girlfriends yeah it's really it's not that bad that dude adam curry like dude invented podcasting he fucks that shit the problem the problem is it's just what you put on there so there's no algorithm or anything like that so like you could make a sweet ass thing. I like that there's no algorithm and just the people who you just like see. It's like old school Twitter. You just like see what's in front of you instead of seeing what they're feeding you. Adam Curry's got it all figured out.

Like we get paid to like talk. And then if someone shuts it off, you stop getting paid. You get paid in like weird bitcoins. We can't figure this shit out though. Yeah. It's like podcasting 2.0, but I've never been able to tap into it. Twitter's literally dangerous at this out yeah it's like podcasting 2.0 but i've never been able to tap into it twitter is literally dangerous at this point dude became live leak this is exactly what i said last week and then barstool clipped it and posted it and i was

getting dude it was like a they posted the video of me saying that yes 800 likes like 2 000 replies of being like it's all fuck this soy boy pussy. Oh, from you? From me. You're a soy boy? I guess I'm a soy boy. It's literally lively. I watched BME Pain Olympics in sixth fucking grade. I've seen a dude fuck a snake. I've seen everything.

Of course. Twitter didn't have that shit. It's just not the place for it. It's not like you're not lib if you're fucking saying that. But if you seriously watch that stuff and you're getting pumped up on that, you're trying too hard. There's no way you actually watch people get their heads blown off. And you should also have to go get it

instead of it being served to you. You know what I mean? You should be like, I have a bloodlust right now. That's the weirdest thing. I remember when I was getting in to watch people die. Yes, dude. Everyone goes through a phase. You get a phase.

How old were you when you were in that phase? Like four weeks ago, bro. Now you're old anytime. You're a late bloomer. You hit Reddit. I was like, dude dude you can watch like because red it was a bad thing right but i didn't understand what red it was i was like i'm i was driving trash trucks and like there's tons of videos where dude's rails are all the way up in

the air and the hydraulics like i'll just pop right on the guy working on spades like dude you see these videos like dude i don't want to it's like watching painters fall off ladders yeah yeah and the guy's just headache instantly explodes. The Indian and Chinese construction techniques are fucking magnificent, though. The way that they build scaffolds is so rogue. It's like going back into the medieval times. They're just going up with no regulation.

They demo bridges with a fucking excavator with a jackhammer attachment hanging on a crane. So they just jackhammer a fucking bridge and the bridge just falls. Wait, so what about the guy jackhammering? Does he go down with the ship? No, the excavator has a hammer,

so it just hung up on a fucking crane. The dude's hanging in an excavator, swinging around with nothing underneath him. It's fucking insane. What happens, so that has to go bad sometimes. Yeah, that's fucking sling break. It's cool to watch. It's cool shit to watch.

They don't do that stuff in America. Yeah, they really don't. There's too much regulation here. You should just be able to do whatever you want. Remember that? A while ago, they used to with the skyscrapers, and there'd just be dudes up like fucking a mile in the sky. Some people think those photos are fake.

Oh, okay. Really? Talking about the building collapse on Market Street? Yes. I watched it happen. No, you were there? I was right across the street. No, you weren't.

I swear to fucking God. What? We were eating lunch or eating break at like nine o'clock. And there was a three-story wall stand. I'm like, dude, that's fucking insane. Because the Army Navy was right next door. Like, whatever. We went back upstairs and started changing out the windows.

And that dude hit the middle beam. And that thing just went whoop and landed right on the building. I walked downstairs. And this chick was like, I was in there. I was like, the fuck were you doing in a demo job? And I realized it fell on the fucking Army Navy and like everyone was like an office, like six people, didn't six people die or something like that? I think 13 people got hurt.

Like six people died or some shit. That's crazy. And people just walking out. Yes. So you didn't throw on the cape and run in there? No. I know a few people who try to hit me with like, oh, I did that. I was like, there's no way you did.

What? The building falls. You're running. You have to be like a 1% of 1%, but I'm going in there. That's a hero. A firefighter, a guy's a doctor, David. Pop those t-shirts up.

Show off those t-shirts. I don't think getting crushed would be the worst. FDNY T's are always real. What's going on? Why are you guys so hyped on the firefighters? Because this dude, Timmy Klein, came in here about a year ago and then he came in on a Thursday

and he passed away in the line of duty on the Saturday night. We had just hung out with him. The guy that he works with is one of my college roommates. And so I was always going out to Rockaway. They're Rockaway guys. Guess what his name is. Huh? I said, guess what his name is.

His name's Spud. No way. My boy Spud. Oh, okay. Sweet. That's why Dugan thought he was talking about going to a concert with oh yeah dugan right yeah that's how i found out about you guys i work with this kid right or dugan and he's fucking he's a he's a piece of work he's all yacked up and stuff he

loves it yeah the show or the show no i don't know if it was which which kind of yak he was going through or cognac you know there's lots of different yaks no dudes is the man but yeah he thought we were talking about you yeah well now we couldn't he didn't believe he was going through or cognac you know there's lots of different yaks no dudes is the man but yeah he thought we were talking about you yeah well now we couldn't he didn't believe he was like there's no way like because they so you guys talked about us one time and we were working together and it was hilarious he just looked over at me and i was like yeah buddy you like didn't believe i had a podcast none of it yeah that's so who does your guys intros us which one both of? Both of you? It's a collab.

It used to be just me, but then it was too much of a burden. It's so hard. And then you started doing them. I'm sure. It sounds like a fucking... I'm just saying, sometimes when you've got no clips, you've just got to listen to Jones constantly. That is the best podcast in the world.

Alex Jones is the best entertainer. Say what you will about him. Listen to him. When that dude goes off on 10-minute tang tangents it's the best thing on radio he is he gives sound he gives pure sound bites for you guys dude i i used to listen to the intro of your guys podcast when i was like going out like i'd be like walking to the bar and i'd just be running all the intros yeah they get me they get me pumped up yeah i mean we just we just try to like that stuff pumps us up so you play it before it's's kind of almost like getting,

like the guys in the locker rooms. Yeah. Getting pumped up. It's awesome. Yeah. I wasn't happy. The last one, I, like, there's this one clip of Jones talking about how they're trying to take down the West, the jewel that is the West.

I can't find it. I don't know where the fuck it is. Someone send that in for us. Get that in the next one. There's so many clips I need. It's hard to find. What song did you use two weeks ago like behind

it was like don't speak oh don't speak no doubt yeah we were driving through the desert and what

don't speak came on yeah whatever it was it's on my playlist that'd be so funny what desert we drove from Arizona to San Diego

yeah Tucson to San Diego when was this hauled ass May 6th or 7th or something like that what were you guys out there for? We went to talk to a

dude about Bitcoin. Yeah, we did a Bitcoin. Fuck that went like the amount of hate we get any time we talk about just because I'm curious about it. People spaz the fuck

out. Why? Because they lost money? Dude, they're wage slaves. They need USD. They're all dumb asses.

I'm trying to break out of the Matrix, bro. Yeah, you have to. We went there, talked to him, and then drove to see shane in san diego the capo the big boss we it was probably like a six and a half hour drive of

shit i've never seen before in my life it's beautiful out there isn't it it's ridiculous it's just like land jutting out of the land what are those piles of boulders bro we saw rocks that i don't know who made it like i don't know how god made this maybe from glaciers those piles of boulders, bro? We saw rocks that I don't know who made it. Like, I don't know how God made this. Maybe from glaciers. Just piles of rocks. Ancient aliens, perhaps? We were just too dumb to wrap our heads around the landscape, but... Cactuses.

We saw a lot of reds, too. A lot of reservations. The reds are sick. A lot of those guys. I bowed my head the whole time I went through. I didn't even look at the fucking road. Dude, how about this, bro? They always talk about how the Greeks invented democracy. And it's it's like oh this is like an invention of the greek they were all

fucked up and that's how they came up with democracy but the dudes on the res the navajos had you just met them didn't you yeah i was rocking with the res but they were like we we've had democracy from from like before the spanish came before we were known as the Navajo. But at the same time, dude. But like, I'm not a historical expert. But they say that they sent Native Americans

over in the 1600s to go teach the French democracy. Really? They say this. I see. People say this. I don't trust any history, dude.

Any history. Yeah, because it's written by, you know, the victors. The victors, yeah. The victors get to write that shit. It's his story. His story, right?

Not her story, bro. We're trying to write her story. You guys going to get any broads on your podcast? What's the thought of getting some? You never get guests, bro. Yeah, we were trying to get guests. There's not like a high demand

of people at all. Yeah, you've had some guests. We got our first request to, we had a dude, Nick Bryan, on, and we got, he actually called us and was like, can I come back on? Would you fucking pump me the fuck up? That's the first time that ever happened.

No one ever really hits us up. He's running like an Epstein thing. He's going to get justice for this. No, I mean, who hit? I would never hit someone up to be on their podcast. I email people all the time. That's why. We try to come.

People are just like, fuck off. No answer. So what? Is that like I'm out of bounds when I do that? Asking people to come on? No, we have a booking department. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Exactly. out i'm out of bounds when i do that i don't ask people to come on no that's we have a booking department you miss a hundred percent of shots you don't take exactly you're not out of bounds you're well in bounds you're between the hard part is like they look at the numbers and followers of you and there's a guy who the fuck is this and they just keep going

they're a horde of the numbers yeah that's why you need to have but aren't your your numbers are solid but it's all scattered around like there. Radio Dogs puts our YouTube up and then... Well, why don't you do an aggregate of the numbers and be like, we get this many. Put the number in the email. They won't even give us a reply back. What level of names are we talking about? Degrasse Tyson?

No, I tried to get Whitney Webb. I'm trying to get Whitney Webb. I texted her a bunch of times. Who's Whitney Webb? We just got Mark Passio, which was goddamned. That motherfucker's a beast. We'll talk to literally... just got Mark Passio, which was goddamned. That motherfucker's a beast. We'll talk to literally... You know Mark Passio? I do.

I was stuck at Whitney Webb. I don't know Whitney Webb. You don't know Whitney Webb. Whitney Webb's real into like Epstein stuff and all that. You can fuck with that. Isn't there like a Twitter account that's going like day by day releasing new Epstein shit?

Maybe. I don't know. You guys put us on. That's another reason we wanted to have you guys in here. Put us on, bro. What the hell's going on? We wanted to talk. We wanted to talk Island Boys Epstein theories.

Dude, I saw that. Yeah. Did you see that? No, what is it? You know the Island Boys? You know the Island Boys? The kid with the fucking Simpsons hair? Yeah.

Island Boys. They are supposedly pictured with Epstein on the island. As children. Forget about the boys that get fucking raped, dude. It's all there? Yeah. Island boys. They are supposedly pictured with Epstein on the island early days. As children. Forget about the boys that get fucking raped, dude. It's all chicks. Yeah.

All the documentaries. There's definitely boys getting raped. They never want to put the fellas in there. Busting little cheeks. The fellas. There's a,

supposedly there's another island. There's other islands. There's gotta be. That was what Tara Mar was all about with Ghislaine. You know about that?

No, I know Ghislaine, know about that no I know Ghislaine but what's Tara Mar Ghislaine was pushing for this Tara Mar thing where it was like there was gonna be the open seas there's no rules on the sea

and she was gonna Maritime Law I had an episode about that yeah Maritime Law they were boxing off they were like pirates no it was played by the rules

of the sea her and like Richard Branson and all these other people were into like having this whole other world where they live on the ocean yeah and it was like Tara Mar like the land on the ocean. Yeah. And it was like Taramar.

Like... The land on the sea. They were going to start kind of like living a whole life in the ocean. That's kind of sweet. Think about like how treacherous

you have to be behaving. You're like, I'm going to go out. Yeah. I can't live by any laws of the land. I have to rape. There's no country that has laws

that will suit my rape habit. Like how badly I want cheeks. Imagine them. Like, I imagine them sitting in a room like this and they're like, where can we like, where can we just be ourselves? You got to get out there to be able to go to the ocean.

You can fuck kids out there. They're fucked up. Cause they think the kids like it. So they're in a delusion where they're like, no, he liked that. She liked that. Damn.

I've seen him was getting multiple massages a day. Three. Oh, yeah. You know how much time that takes? I mean, we're laughing about it. He got like oiled up and shit. Some of the victims were as young as 11. Oh, it's terrible.

These are genuinely terrible. Totally gross. And that's why I don't feel bad about like making fun of them. People are like, oh, you shouldn't talk about that. It's like, wait, what? Why should- People are sticking up for yaps or whatever they're called now. Youth attracted person.

See the flag? They made a flag about it. It's not even maps. It's not People are sticking up for yaps or whatever they're called now. Youth attracted person. See the flag? They made a flag about it. It's not even maps. It's not maps anymore. It's yaps. Youth attracted people. What was maps? Minor attracted person.

Oh, okay. Yeah. It's like fucked up to like know this much shit about it, but it is- NAMBLA too, bro. NAMBLA is like old South Park shit. They were talking about the national- What is it? Man Boy Love Association.

Man Boy Love. Yeah. Yeah. What's his name was in that? Marlon Brando? No. Who's the dude that wrote howl the poem you would know uh alan ginsburg alan ginsburg was in namba not a fan yeah really he was damn yeah who's leaking that info no i think it's like a public registry it's like a public thing i think you like sign up that's like that's different levels of horny just like, you can put me up.

All those guys got COINTELPRO. You're like donating publicly? That's definitely 1-1-0. It just cranked all the way up. It's heavy amounts of LEDs. It's real bright in here. That's probably some surveillance on us. The vibe you guys have is not, it's not conducive to chilling, but I like hanging out with you guys.

Do you guys actually sit in the dark yeah we'll sit with a himalayan salt lamp in the dark what's the salt lamp bill does all the uh bill does all the interior design i pretty much just gave him the master bedroom which was supposed to be for me and my love but has not happened yet she's not here she's not here yet at least i that he had a guest or he had a gift that all podcasters it's only for elite podcasters this is alan ginsburg says i'm a member of nambla because i love boys everyone does who has a little humanity

what does that even mean it means we're the fucked up ones for not loving little boys we're denying our bro look at this a himalayan salt lamp oh i literally just asked. A Himalayan salt lamp. I literally just asked what a Himalayan salt lamp is, dude, and they come in with an actual Himalayan salt lamp?

What is it? What does it give you? Beautifully handcrafted with 100% pure natural pink salt. You can kill these LEDs. The LEDs suck, don't they? Plug it in. It's a little lamp. Bro, look at this fucking... Frank the Tank would go crazy for this. Do you in. It's a little lamp. Bro, look at this fucking... It's a rock.

Frank the Tank would go crazy for this. Do you lick it? You could if you wanted to, but... You know, Frank the Tank just, he'll go... He's a salt beast. He'll rub it on salt, bro. If you see this,

if he sees this, he'll be like seeing the Hope Diamond. Does this beautiful salt lick. Holy shit, bro. Thank you so much. Those are conducive for chilling. That's awesome. What a great gift from you guys. We can't let any other podcasters use this. Rogan has one, bro. Does you so much. Those are conducive for chilling. That's awesome. What a great gift from you guys.

We can't let any other podcasters use this. Rogan has one, bro. Does he? Think about it. That makes sense. I feel like you guys have fast track to be able to get on there. They got to get you guys on. Beats the fuck out of me.

They got to get you guys on. It's insane anyone wants to talk to us. Yeah, we don't have much to talk about. We keep trying. What are you talking about? You guys have the juice. We keep trying to get people to come on, but it's fucking... We have to go on other podcasts don't have much to talk about. What are you talking about? You guys have the juice. We keep trying to get people to come on, but it's fucking... We have to go

on other podcasts. We have to figure it out. This is a step. We're part of the lamestream media that you guys can kind of get a foot in. It's weird the amount of hate all the hardos hit Barstool with. It's like, oh, this is so gay. Oh, your fans are going to... We're going

comments off while we drop the episode. Your fans rule dude you guys go on this guy take a chill pill i just hop on the spud mode reddit dude and i'm not on anything i just go and learn reddit they're gonna have a field day with us what mode is the spud mode reddit is massive yeah i'm on there just learning i'm just like you got locked out of it and the only Reddit that- They locked you out? Yeah. No, no, like, I fucking lost one of my,

like, my passwords or something and I got locked out of that but the only Reddit right now I have is, like, the porn thing that I've made. So, like- What do you mean? What do you mean by that?

I have, like, another one. Don't tell him. Don't tell him. What, you got a porn one? You know about Reddit porn? I'm done with it, though. Reddit porn is the best porn on Earth. Literally, I think I've killed- I think I've iced that porn. He's gone, Harold. Yeah. What, you got a porn one? No. You know about Reddit porn? I'm done with it. Reddit porn is the best porn on earth.

I think I've iced that porn. You're gone, Harold. Yeah. No, dude. He's gone? You can't get on Reddit porn, dude. I'm on Reddit porn, dude. NSW411.

What's your top site? What's that? What's on that? What's your top site? NSW411 divides every single category, and then you can just click on whatever category you want. But it gets down to everything. Where do you stop that smile they're going every time you don't stop bro once you're in you don't let's turn it off too crazy which one do you click on which one do you land

what's your go-to what's a guy like you you You don't need a go to when there's like 700 categories. There's something. There's something that's getting you all sassy. He's getting into. Yeah. I don't have a go to. Dude, you got like breeding material. Nothing like that.

Breeding material. Hell no. Now that is one though. That definitely is one. You know that cause you're on fucking Reddit porn. I've been on it before. What's wrong with breeding material? Nothing.

You're disgusted by it. What's your guy's relationship with the nog? I know that, uh, your bro is a little bit. No, he's back on now. He's back on. I mean, at this point, I just could care less. But I don't, like, a nofap doesn't hurt every now and then. Me and Spade did.

80, 90 day, no coming, nothing. That's crazy. No coming, nothing, nothing. For what? I was going on like a. Brothership? I was going on like a powerful thing where I was going to go smoke DMT. Yeah.

I was going to go smoke this stuff called Changa, which is like a 20-minute version of DMT. How long is DMT, like 10 minutes? DMT is like five minutes, maybe. Yeah, it's way faster, too. When you smoke it, you're fucking gone. Changa, it's like real, just a real nice launch, according to Spade. I've only messed with Dimitri myself. But yeah, I was like, I'm going to get myself right.

And I did that. That was cool. What did you smoke the chaga out of? Like DMT? Like the same pipe you use for DMT? Or is it like pens? Like a bong. A bong? Yeah. Comes the same as DMT? Like a powder? No, this is like a weed. It's like herbs

mixed into... DMT is somewhat like a crystal or like a rock. A rock? You put herbs in it. It looks like this, essentially. A little bit. This Australian dude made a mix of it. It smells like mothballs.

Yeah, he made a mix. It smells terrible. What, DMT? Yeah, it smells like DMT. Have you done bad breath? I tried. I didn't break through. I was smoking it on the couch with the boys, but...

Damn. You're using a crack pipe. Yes. We were using a... If someone walked in, it wouldn't be the best look. The smell and the look, it's like, yeah, it smells...

Yeah, it's dubious. But you found out about the Changa from some dude? Yeah. He's one of my friends. I videotape him now. A researcher. Oh, you're a researcher.

He is. My brother is, yes. The one who took... Can we say what he's trying to take? Yeah, we're doing a doctor He said 50 grams of wet mushrooms Yeah, dude, it was gross Why are mushrooms wet?

Fresh ones are wet and a lot of people eat the dried version But supposedly it breaks down differently when they're wet 50, 5-0 or 15? He ate 50 grams wet Which is allegedly comparable to 5 grams dried Oh, got it, got it But it's rugged to watch them fucking eat it. Yeah.

Cause it probably takes a fucking hour. No, it took five minutes. Are you guys going to release this documentary? Well, it's going to take me a while to figure it out. Cause I obviously. Yeah. We're learning how to edit. We're doing everything.

Put it on the Patreon. What? We're making, we're making, it's for my brother. This is, we're just, we're simply his best. It's like a home video. Pretty much, but 4K, bro. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck yeah. Hell yes. Spade's got the stabilizer and everything. Oh, yeah. Like the camera we have right now cuts off every 30 minutes. So you just got to keep on restarting shit. We got tips from this dude, Mark. He used to work at Vice.

So he like told us what to buy. So I have like a little rig. A little stabilizer rig. Oh, you have a stabilizer? Yeah. Are you guys getting like drone shots and stuff? No, no. I'm trying to be a cameraman.

You got to get drones. You got to get that. You guys have, you know, obviously you guys aren't hiring, but I have a lot of, you know, I'm pretty good. I did pretty good. If Dave came with an offer, would you guys be on board or what? I mean, it would be so hard to do a podcast a week. Really?

Hey, let me operate the camera. Yeah, Spade needs like a boot camp if you guys have some sort of like a summer camp where spade can go to school yeah we'll get something like that color correction and shit like that he's i mean dude the footage you got from this first one is very fucking good footage it's just i don't know how to edit yet and we figured out in adobe we did a podcast they did a podcast outside like we use this thing called the roadcaster that thing's wild we use the thing called the roadcastercaster and we got a little lithium power pack, plugged it in.

Dude, it sounds like this right now. It killed all the noise. Everything was fine. Damn. We got to get on with this. We need a Rodecaster. Rodecaster or a joke because you can hook it up with Bluetooth to your phone and just play a clip. That's awesome. Dude, these guys walked into the office and the

spud had like a fucking it looked like a VCR with him. Yeah. It was Makita Boombox, brother. This is a boombox charger. He was like, can I plug this in? We need it for the ride home.

Yeah. We'll run out of jeans in the ride home. Throw on Bluetooth jams on the ride home, bro. Trying to get the lead out on that spot. That was nice. Bob Marley is the most high T shit we could possibly listen to. Yeah, we got the lead out. Bob Marley's great.

He is high T. Bro, I mean, A, the amount of weed he smoked combined with B, the amount of children he had. You know that he had swimmers because he's like genociding his fucking sperm with the weed. And he's still able to produce like 12 seeds. He probably would have thought that's propaganda. Oh, yeah, it probably is. It probably is, dude. How many kids did he have?

Like 12. 12. How many did Eazy-E have? 12? Did he? Supposedly, someone just came out and said that Eazy-E got... Was that the documentary we were watching? The thing I sent you on the death ball.

Yeah. We were watching it a long time ago. Especially about your boy, Bob Dylan. I feel bad for him, bro. Why? Because how many shows does he do? He's like... He's not still like...

He also has a fuck ton of kids. Yeah, it's true. Where are you going? Get a fresh round. Okay. He can't. Where are you going? Get a fresh run. Okay. He can't stop. Do you know it? Sure, yeah.

He can't stop having kids? No, he can't stop doing shows. Yeah, but he took a lot of time off. Did he? And he has multiple times. Well, there's this video... That was with the whole Woodstock. Have you ever heard the basement tapes?

No. Yeah. There's a video where there's all these guys in the music industry, they're afraid of getting killed. They'll kill you. They killed Prince. They killed fucking MJ. They killed these guys because they know that they're worth more dead than alive. They're worth tons of money more.

Bob Dylan's on doing like 80 shows a fucking month or whatever. And you think it's because they're going to kill him if he doesn't? He says he made a deal with the devil. He did say he sold his soul to the devil. That fucked up yeah would you say that right now i'd definitely not that's what i'm saying i wouldn't say it either no the music industry's not they're not clean dude mca is the mob yeah mca goes to the top well it makes sense i mean yeah i mean sublime fucking exploded when they when they fucking sublime with rome is ass bro yeah you ever seen

them live never dude i just see the billboard and it pisses me off. What's your top band right now? Magic Dragons? No. I don't know. What's cool? What's it? I like Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan's my favorite musician. Okay.

The Basement Tapes, he got in a motorcycle crash, supposedly's like that's a good conspiracy to get on that people think they didn't get in a motorcycle crash and he faked it and then he like hid for like 10 years i mean i don't know the same thing and then he recorded a bunch of albums the mob fucks with these the fuck the thing is a life insurance policy is like they have them on these people and it makes sense for like ceos and stuff because they need a bunch of money to run the company while they find a new guy but these people it's like they make double money because they die get life insurance and then their sales go through the fucking roof corgan knows a fuck ton of shit

about this yeah we see that rogan yeah smashing pumpkins what smashing pumpkins with with uh rogan yeah right now billy corgan's got a new album out like smashing pumpkins have a new album out yeah and he's going around and he used to talk about this kind of shit yeah so i mean it I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, No, they make more money off of it. But then all of a sudden now he's got to be like one of the most listened to musicians on earth. It's because someone's getting a fuck ton of money. Yeah. For doing that. Yeah. And then if you can control like what's going on on the radio and it's your guy,

just like, yeah, this guy actually rules. Yeah. Well, they do this thing called payola where they pay the radio stations. Rone's a huge Lil Peep guy. What's that? Oh, I love Lil Peep. Lil Peep. All righty.

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use code sun for 50 off two or more pairs of polarized sunglasses. Yeah, he fucking exploded when he died. Also stinks. Yeah, yeah. I used to be big into Lil Peep. Were you really? When I was young, yeah. Damn, was everything all right, bro?

I was a fan of him before he died. What about XXXTentacion? No, I never liked him. You never liked him? No. He was always getting his shit rocked, dude. And he also was a... He was constantly getting beat up at concerts. Did you see when he got knocked out on stage?

Yes, constantly getting fucking beat up. Who was that? Ski Mask the Slump God or something? Or one of his boys? Ski Mask is not bad. That's a good name. Ski Mask the Slump God. Ski Mask the Slump God?

In one of his music videos, it's just him fucking a girl. Whoa. Ski Mask? Yeah, it's like the music video's on Pornhub, right? Legend. Yeah. That's a way to launch the career, bro. Yeah.

I don't see anybody in the soft rock business. Some people can't handle having a camera. It is what it is. Yeah. That Vitaly dude was on Bang Bros once. He was? Remember Vitaly, the Russian dude? No way.

Was he really? You can watch it. He fails on Bang Bros. They bring him on the bus, can't get hard, kick him off. No. No. They keep that in? Dude, yes.

Like, you can find it. It's impossible, dude. I'm satisfied hard right now. No, but I do have to take a piss. Young guy like you? No. You have to be getting hard before. Hard, bro.

No, you have to be working yourself up. You have to be hard all day, pretty much. You have to be horny thoughts. I was sneaky, bro. I'm slim. But, yeah, you have to be like,

you have to be like, cultivating the thought. Dude, you have that kind of erection, dude? Yeah, it didn't happen. I had one a couple days ago.

I'm embarrassed to say it. I was in the shower and I was so horny. I tried to do like, a little bit of a no-fap stretch, but I couldn't do it. And like, I mean,

all right, I'm not going to say this. This is fucking weird. What? Shut the fuck up. Finish what you're saying. What happened? What happened?

I was like, I had to piss too. So I did. I had like, dude, it was fucking insane. You peed your jizz? I just, it was a crazy combo. But I'm just saying. Like sexually pissed? What do you mean?

Did you pee yourself? Did you whip yourself into a Frenchie? I was like trying to jerk off. And then I was like, oh, dude, I got to piss too. So then I pissed, but my dick was fucking huge. I was like, what the fuck? And then I came just on the pump. I was so pumped up.

I was like, this is sick. Wait, you followed this? Just on the whole vibe of it all. Just the whole situation? Yeah. The levels of hornyness achieved? That's how girls come. It's the same deal.

Yeah, it's the same. You squirted. You essentially squirted you essentially squirted it was mostly piss but some come in there too it's uh it's a it's a delicate but it's like the eggs and the yolk you know what i mean you're like beating it into a frenzy the yellow stuff the white stuff it all comes out together i was just a thought i probably should have kept inside not a big deal i don't it doesn't hurt me any what's your what. When you're in a no-fap zone of your life, where does edging fall into all that? It's jerking off.

It's jerking off? So it's not about the cum leaving your dick. It's about you pleasuring yourself with this. I mean, you're going to do it. At that point, you're literally playing with yourself. Edging is fapping. Playing with yourself is for children. Take your grill.

Take your energy. Take it inside. Use it. If you have too much energy, maybe it's time to hit the gym yeah maybe it's time to throw some plates around you can't just be beaten into a frenzy not hitting the gym not doing like i mean the one thing that really got me when i was on my nofap was if you just like archangel out and watch you beating off on like your phone like this it's the saddest shit in the world. It is. You look like a little gremlin, dude. It's horrific.

I would cry if I saw me do that. I cry when I see myself. I'm like, that's a goblin. Yeah. That's a goblin. You need to have someone to like follow you around like the emperor's new clothes and just like take pictures of you while you're jerking off to show you how disgusting you actually are.

Sometimes I like lay down on the couch and like i'll fucking i'll beat off and it'll be like i'll come i'll like i'll come and start thinking like god made this is like call her daddy and then i'm like i'm like god made me and this is what i'm doing right now yeah this is fucking all the time in the world but but what do you think that like all the rest of god's creatures are doing dude dude. I'm just saying like the potential. You see Chimp Empire? Huh? You see Chimp Empire? I tried.

I started to watch it. I didn't get that deep into it. Yeah, I'm a cameraman at heart, so I'm fucking getting off on that. They were like four feet away from them. The chimps? They were there. Yeah, that is crazy. That's not like some drone shit.

And what, what they were fucking? No, they were filming chimps like as close as we are right now. Yeah. In Uganda. Fucking terrifying. And didn't they like brawl with one another? Dude, they eat each other. Yeah, they were filming chimps like as close as we are right now. Yeah. In Uganda. Fucking terrifying. And didn't they like brawl with one another? Dude, they eat each other. Yeah, they have wars.

They like rip each other's balls off and stuff. They rip each other's limbs off like this. That's how easy it is. No, they rip monkeys' limbs off. I don't know if they do that to other chimps. Oh, they eat monkeys, right? They eat monkeys and they open up monkeys like we open up chickens. That's fucked up.

A rotisserie monkey? Oh, yeah. For real. They're in a rotisserie and oh yeah for real rotisserie and picking it apart people used to think like when jane goodall was out there they thought chimps were friendly then she found out chimps do this kind of shit and then they thought they did that only at like last ditch effort to get food it's the opposite it's when they have tons of fruit and they're all jazzed up they're serial killers it's a fall civilization they get high on the sugar and

they're like fuck yeah dude the way they get the monkeys is they just run up one side of a branch. They get the monkey in the middle of it and then some other chimps just waiting at the other side. Is that how monkey in the middle came? Is that what it's named after? Yeah, it's run down, dude. They're doing run down. That's how they get fucking monkeys. They catch them in a pickle? Yes. They catch the monkey

in a pickle and fucking go back and forth until they kill it? And then they just break, they take your arm and go, munch. And then there's a whole hierarchy of who back and forth till they kill it. And then they just break they take your arm and go munch. And then there's a whole hierarchy of who gets meat. And they say that we're related to them. I don't really believe it, but maybe that someone tapped into our DNA. The longer I'm alive, the less I believe

all this shit. You guys believe in dinosaurs? Billy doesn't. Nah. It's fake or what? I just like, dude, it just seems like some shit to keep us under control. All those things in the Smithsonian shit, they're all replicas. You don't see the real bones. After what they did to

us, the biological war that we went through, dude, I can't believe anything MSM says, bro. Oh, we're frontliners on the biological war. You guys are veterans. Yeah, we're all vets of the... No one's doing a valor where we all got lied to bigly. They said that COVID was a biological warfare that we're all vets of them No one's Stephen Ballard Where we all got lied to bigly They said that COVID was a biological warfare That we were all

They were studying it since the 60s, bro This dude David Martin did this like 20 minute sit down And he just chilled out Real fucking easy Just all facts on the ground They were doing it since the 60s The first patent for a spiky boy came out in the 90s 1990, brother

1990 was the first one Pfizer with a spiky boy came out in the 90s. 1990, brother. 1990s was the first one. Pfizer with a spiky boy patent in 1990. And then like, oh, what is this? And it was ready for, the patent was ready for accidental or like on purpose release to the public in 2016. In 2016, they were saying that there was going to be a human emergence. Yes. Of coronavirus, of SARS-CoV-2.

Literally tested that shit out on us. They knew it in 2016. It was a cult, bro. Do you guys think you could ever run for president? Who? Either of you guys. Bro, come on, man. What the fuck, bro? Hell no, sis. I'm retarded. I'm low IQ. I feel like you guys are like good talkers.

Everything you guys say, everything you guys have said, I've been like, oh, that actually totally makes sense. If life is like a race. I mean, if you think about it, yeah. I watched one 9-11 documentary and I was like, yeah, it didn't happen. Which one? One on Netflix, a conspiracy one. And I was like, yeah, the passports doesn't make sense, doesn't add up.

What are you guys watching them on? Fucking private servers? A hard drive? Yeah. I mean, we're in the Big Apple right now, dude. I tried to give Bill... I mean, dude, how much work is that? I watched a nine-hour one.

Doing 9-11 is a lot of work. 9-11 in New Pearl Harbor, bro. You watched the New Pearl Harbor one? Yeah, it was so long. It was. I watched like half of an episode. Are you scrolling your phone during that or you're like focused? No, you're dialed in.

You guys definitely like pop Adderalls before you... No Adderalls. No PDs. I don't fuck with drugs at all mushroom mushroom microdose drinks Jocko fuel to work out I'm just going on I have Jocko fuel protein powder though it's not that bad you have Jocko milk yeah that is shit taste kind of gorilla protein that's what it's called

it's called gorilla fuck with mushrooms now okay I got some at my desk no I'm saying they're good for working out Do you ever fuck with mushrooms? No. Okay. I got some at my desk. No, I'm saying they're good for working out. Oh, no, I could never do that. What do you mean? What the fuck?

Microdosing. Oh, yeah, microdose. Yeah, I would kill myself instantly. It's like that for me. It's just a switch. What? One bad thing goes in the system, and I'm like, this is it. It's over.

How old are you? 22, 23? 22. A young boy like that with a mind like that. I tried to microdose in this office one day and it went bad for me, dude. It was bad. Yeah, it's a bit like- It took too much. You get a little anxious.

Yeah, it was- You do it in like the ride to work or something. You get one deep breath and you're like, oh, fuck. What the fuck's wrong? Sorry I brought it up. I'm just saying. No, we're trying to learn. We're trying to wake up, bro.

Fucking take us there. Everybody's different, dude. We can enlighten you. Dorian Yates says trying to wake up, bro. Take us there. Dorian Yates says you should lift to edibles. Yeah? I could never, dude. That sounds terrible. Cannabis edibles. The mind-body connection.

Hey, man, I'm just trying to get back. That's what I've heard. It is all mind-body connection at the end of the day. Muscle memory. Yeah, muscle memory. I didn't know where I was going with that. Oh, yeah. This started out as a know where I was going. Oh yeah. Yeah.

We are. This started out as a lifting show. Not really. Swear to God. We were talking about son of a boy. Dad asked him. He came up with it. It was really just in it.

We're just, I was writing him like paragraphs of names, just like sending names, sending names. Why do you guys call it war mode? Alex Jones fucking shaved his head bald and said, he's officially in war, but he said,

he looks like, I know, I know. I look like a baby beluga. There's a funny shit I've ever heard in my life. You guys have a way better explanation than we do. I mean, yeah,

we're just, we just, we gotta, we gotta just be like Alex Jones said that he's a boy dad. That would be a main goal of ours would be to get to Joe. Yeah, that's big. You could get to Jones.

I mean, I predict next year, next 12 months, Jones is on the podcast three times. Pitch some shows? What do you mean, pitch shows? Remember when I had that one idea where we call people? Yes.

But we can't get the sound quality good on the parrots. What are you talking about? We have blue parrots to go talk to each other through phone calls. But we were like, what if we could just call people, talk to them for five or ten minutes, and move up the chain? So it's like, I call Ronan. Like, you're famous, dude. I'm like, yo, who could you get us?

Who could I call? Like a waterfall. To get us like five minutes and then see if we could get to like Jones. Yes. What you guys need to do is, do you guys know Tim Dillon?

We met him last weekend. Dude, ask him to have Jones on. What's that? Him and Jones are like friends. Yeah, well, you know. We were just kind of hanging out. You got to corner him and be like, we need Jones. We're not good.

We're not good. We'll suck you off if you get us Jones. No, you are, though. You guys are. You're in the space. I mean, you're out there on the stage. We were chilling with Nick Mullen and Tim Dillon, and at no point, all I wanted to talk about was Nick Mullen was lifting.

And at no point did I even think about talking to Tim Dillon, because I was like, that dude's huge. You're like, he doesn't lift. What would I talk to talk about was Nick Vaughn was lifting. Yeah. And at no point did I even think about talking to Tim Doan because I was like, that dude's huge. You're like, he doesn't lift. Yeah. What would I talk to him about? Yeah. I was like, that guy's not good. What would me and him even talk about? He doesn't lift.

Damn, that's fucking sick. Yeah, it fucked up. How are those Hershey shows? Did you guys go to the Hershey one? Is that what you did? Yeah, it was fucking crazy. It was like a half of arena. Yeah, it cost me like 700 bucks because I want to film Tom and I saw these Ronins.

So these guys have these Ronin kits to film whatever. Like stabilized cameras or whatever. That steady shit looks so sick. So sweet, dude. When you're just like, can we show you the footage? You need like a $3,000 camera. Yeah. The camera we have is like 600 bucks.

I'm just saying any steady camera. That's a good camera. I'm walking around your guys' workspace here like Terminator, like bing, bing, bing. Dude, we'll just steal you some shit. You can just grab these. We'll say we lost them. Put it under your shirt, bro. Yeah.

Just slide out. What is that? Just camera-shaped thing underneath your shirt. What questions did you have, Seth? I'm interested. When you talked about 9-11 a little while ago, I was very happy to hear you start questioning the narrative. Oh, yeah. Dude, I'm always questioning the narrative questioning he's investigating the investigator these guys are

our hope yes because they didn't see it they didn't get like so there's a whole section of us this is wrong this is a long time frame this whole line right here time what is 35 to 41 i'm 41 yeah oh damn yeah you look young this is everyone consuming me and you were like two years apart it's crazy because if i think about like what year did you graduate high school? 2019. Little boy. What the fuck? Yeah.

You had already fallen off the scaffolding and gotten back. I was like yesterday, dude. Yeah. Was it 2019 or 2018? I don't remember. Right before the scandemic? Yeah. That's fucked up.

Damn, so you're like hurtling through life yeah you're gonna be set dude wow isn't that infuriating to see how fast he's hurtling through life

I mean it's not infuriating it's just like gives me so much hope for someone like that you know what I mean I love that bro yeah this is like the young one

with the Olympic torch you gotta give him the torch he is give him the ideas but you also have to you know what I mean shave down the edges of the ideas because he can't start presenting

them in the way that you guys can. You have your own platform. We have to go through a platform. You know what I mean? Guys like him, like, they can sit there. You have to talk to the Karens and stuff like that. We're kind of like, we're like, this is for us. We're like, we're more curious. You're totally in a... Sass can be like...

Sass is in a conservatorship. Rone owns him. Free sass! That shit that's going on with Bam Margera is fucked up, dude. He's in a conservatorship. Wait, who else just came out? Taylor Swift.

People are saying she is. Why would you want to be in a kid's house? What's the song I like? Bad Blood? No, it's not she is. Why would you want to be her? I'm a little bit of a swifty, dude. You are? What's the song I like? Bad Blood? No, it's not Bad Blood. 22? Fuck. You got a blank space.

Yeah, blank space. Blank space. How's that? Boys only want love. Oh, that one's a bad one. I'm a daydreamer. That's like a nightmare. Or I'm a nightmare.

That's all you dream. Daydreamer. No, dudes like Sass are great because they are totally disconnected from the actual 9-11. Right? Bro, I was fucking one. Yeah. So these are the, this is our hope because they can kick back and just be like, dude, this makes no fucking sense.

Yes. You know? You're not believing the narrative? I don't know what I believe. I'll believe in whatever you guys tell me to believe in. You can't stand up for something or fall for anything. You have to. When those things go down,

I fucking grew up doing demolition, taking stuff down. Not how a fucking building would fall if it got hit at the top with a fucking plane. The only thing I will say, the only thing that got me was the passport thing. The passport's bullshit. The passport's how they found the passport's

just clean on the ground. The Pentagon's even crazier because there's steel fucking beams. They said the wings of the plane hit and smashed the steel beams. Steel beams, aluminum wings. They just chucked out shit, dude. Bro, that's not how that works. The passports are just apples over the fence, everything.

Yeah, they were just tossing those into the rubble. All it is is just fucking lies upon lies upon lies. It's like a pyramid. What do you guys think happened? It was Bush? I think it's kind of like a Northwood thing. You guys definitely don't think it was Bush. You got some way deeper theory. Something way

cooler and better than that. Bush is way too mainstream. I used to go back and forth until everybody really wants to talk about the Saudi and Israeli involvement in 9-11. Unless everyone wants to sit down and do this, dude. That's what it's going to be. Let's crack into it. But now that the Saudis are like, they have like

Cristiano Ronaldo and like Tiger Woods in their pockets. Like, are you back on their side? Oh, but you don't like sports. So it's like, that's like a breakaway

civilization with that like stretch of a city that's just a line. Yeah. You see about that? The line. That's Kushner's. Yeah.

They made a line with just glass and it's just a straight city. And they said it's going to be ready by like 2030. People are going to die because of that. Oh, people are going to die like 2030. People are going to die because of that. Oh, people are going to die building it.

People are going to die inside of it. Do you guys ever think like how crazy 2030 is going to be? Or like 2045? Think about how different now is from 2010. Would you ever get the Neuralink? No. You don't think so? No.

I wouldn't either, honestly. Would you do immortality drugs? Yes. Why? Because that would be awesome. You think? Dude, you could restart your life like a hundred times. Dude, this young could start getting little plastic surgery, little medicine.

A lot of chicks your age are getting plastic surgery or they're not there yet? The lips and shit? I don't know anyone who's gotten plastic surgery. Not yet. Yeah, you do. Ew. I mean, maybe people here, but that doesn't count. I mean mean that counts

chicks you know your age getting fucking no one here's my age yeah really there's a child dude aside for like tyler and owen tyler has a ton of shit yeah tyler got his lips done yeah that shit's like getting fucking crazy because i was down the beach last weekend and like every single mom looks exactly the same it looks looks like Grand Theft Auto when you like are driving around. You see the same fucking people in the same outfit. It's fucking crazy. Same face, nose, everything the same. You can just get in this.

Yeah, big tits, but they don't move. Yeah, bolt-ons. Yeah. They just, they're stabilizers on those things. Are you a fake tit guy? No. You get down on a fucking pair of fake tits? No. You said you touched bolt-ons? A long time ago, yes. I you a fake tit guy? No. You get down on a fucking pair of fake tits? No.

You said you touched bolt-ons? A long time ago, yes. I've never even seen bolt-ons. Really? You're more of a natty guy. Natty is homely. Let's go, bro. Hairy?

What? Hairy? Hairy? You like hairy tits? You like a hairy tit? You like a hairy natural tit? Like Chewbacca? Bush.

I'd say Chewbacca, but, you know. I didn't even know titties could be hairy. You get a few hairs on the bush. Chest hair. You know, chest hair. No. Hey. I'm not going to grill you about this.

Pussy hair. Would you say if a girl took her pants down, there was a bush, would you go, oh? I wouldn't care. You wouldn't give a fuck? Hell yeah. That's a man. It's a chow town population. Jesus.

I wouldn't care. You wouldn't give a fuck? Hell yeah, that's a man. Let's go. It's chow town population. Jesus. He's tucking his little napkin and be good to go. He's a tree like Parson, bro. The pork in the night.

I keep on eating, baby. I always think about that Curb episode. You guys watch Curb at all? Yeah. When he gets the pubic hair stuck in the back of his throat and he's walking around the whole episode and he's just like. Damn, yeah. I mean, you're lucky when I was 16, I was going, I got my first girlfriend and we were going out for one month.

My dad asked me to work and I was like, I got to go out for a one month anniversary. And then he just sent me to the fucking pits and I was just moving trash out of buildings for some developer forever. And the dudes I worked with were asking me at 16 years old, like, do you eat girls? I was like, I don't like,

I just had sex with this chick. And I'm like, dude, she'll gobble like a Turkey. I was like, at 16 years old, I was fucking confronted with maybe having to eat some chicks. Yeah.

Yeah. That's too much. That's too much responsibility for a young man. How old are you about that? 30. You're 30. Yeah. You said like,

it was a question though. You're like, no, I had to think for a second. Oh dude, you're young as are you about that? 30. You're 30? Yeah. You said like it was a question though. You were like 30? No, I had to think for a second. Oh, dude, you're young as fuck. Are you kidding me? You're only 30? Yeah. I look old, huh?

Why is he only 30? I look old, huh? Yeah, that's fun. That's awesome. I've been hanging out with old men my entire life. Dude, that rules because that means that me and him and you and him, big age. Yeah, fuck yeah. It's the same age.

It's the same exact gap it is the same gap not really Rowan's 13 years older than me and you're 12 years older no 11 11

alright so it's I've seen him when he was 11 he was fucking 11 wait how long have you guys known each other forever

I've known him since he was fucking a you when did you guys decide to turn the mics on get those mics on Shane and Matt were and matt you guys have to do this they did the podcast at my house where the american flag yeah that was my house and then me and spade started doing it that's awesome just became a voice just like in mrs doubtfire when he walks onto the set and starts playing with the dinosaurs and the guy walks in was like hey that's pretty good

everything about doing this we would just talk all day long on headsets. I would drive a trash truck on headset. Spade was on headset painting and we were just bullshit all day. Imagine if you could have recorded that shit. That was probably your purest. Better than anything ever said on there. Because you're not trying to be funny for a podcast, like the true banter.

Well, we don't really try anyway. We fucking just try to do them. We've only had a couple bad ones. Yeah, a couple where it's like, dude, this isn't us. How do you determine that if it's a bad one? In the middle of it,

we're just like, dude, what the fuck are we doing? And we shut it off. Really? Yeah. You guys have like clean slated restart? I mean, do you guys ever do this? 40 minutes.

You walk in and sit down. I was like waiting for you guys to be like, all right, now we started. Yeah, we sometimes do that. You guys just fucking sit down. Yeah, we actually haven't started all right, now we started. Did we? Sometimes. You guys should start. Yeah, we actually haven't started.

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And with GameTime you guys. We should have, but it'll be in the title. People can kind of figure it out the entire way. I just like a nice chill out. Like a lot of like, sometimes like the crazy laughs and like dudes fucking telling obviously fake stories. Don't like that. Yeah. I'm just trying to hang with you guys. And for me, it's great.

Oh, bro. Fucking Spade will teach you a thing or two about the pool table. It's great. Cause Dugan's listening in. Big time. He's in the APA league in Brooklyn. Come run every Tuesday. I work with Dugan.

Oh, what's up Dukes Shout out to Dukes We got a Dukes here They do There's only so many Names in the world bro Multiple Spuds

Multiple Dukes Multiple Mikes out here But yeah you guys Gotta hop on the Billiards table Fucking clank some balls Oh yeah You wanna play pool

I played last night And I got I played with Francis Francis is a machine bro Really He beat a 7 the other day. What? Are you familiar with APA rules?

No. He took down the highest level of a pool player in nine ball. Really? Took down a seven. Oh, you played nine ball? Like I was warming up. Right now, he breaks and runs. That's crazy.

Yeah. Me and Francis played last night, and he beat me 5-0. Is he that good? He's just mechanically perfect. What? Where were you guys playing? Societies. If they're playing on Where were you guys playing? Societies. Wow.

If they're playing on society, they're playing on real tables. Yeah. The tables are nice. Society is great. Have you ever played at Amsterdam? Yeah. Amsterdam's great. I met a dude.

He works at the Intrepid. I played this dude. I think he's a seven. He- The Intrepid, the boat? He works at the boat. He works at the boat. He's the man, dude.

And he fucking was in the BCA. He was almost pro. He's the man, dude. And he fucking was in the BCA. He was almost pro. He's boys like Rogan and shit. It was crazy. Cause I was watching him play. I was like, dude, you're nasty. He's a sharp. Cause I'm just a regular dude that likes the, I love pool.

Yeah. I love pool. It's great. Rogan's nasty. There's guys out there. Yeah. He was like, I asked the guy, I asked him, I was like, yo man, is he bad? He's like, yeah, he's nasty.

Yeah. Like Rogan's nuts. I've looked guy. I asked him. I was like, yo, man, is he bad? He's like, yeah, he's nasty. Yeah. Like Rogan's nuts. I've looked up. There's videos of him playing. I found a video of him playing and he runs the table. Because I was bullshitting with Shane. I was like, I'd love to play fucking pool with Rogan. It's not even.

I'm a child. What did he say? Did he say he'd give you a shot? He said he'd let you in there? Yeah. He's like, those guys play pool all the time down there. I've asked Shane to play pool and he's like, no, I don't play pool. No, Shane doesn't play pool.

No. They were making fun of me because I have my own stick. Tommy was making fun of me because I have my own stick. Not a big deal. I'm not upset about it. I just keep thinking about it. I don't have my own stick, but I'm going to get one. Oh, get one, dude. Get a fucking, get like a Moochie.

Yeah. Get a Moochie. Get a $200 stick. Yeah, I'll get one. You got it, bro. You got to get a Moochie. Do you rock a glove? No.

Fuck. Because I would be a glove guy for sure. No, dude, don't do that i'm i would be a glove guy for sure don't do that i would be a glove guy for sure unfortunately sometimes they're glove guys it's just his way dude gloves it's nice and smooth bro you're talking about sometimes what i do is i put my sweatshirt over my knuckles and then i run it like that you gotta be so good to worry about the friction of your skin now that's like olympic athletes friction always fucks me workout program that's all you need maybe that's what i need bro maybe i need that point too you guys got a pool table here we're gonna get one yeah they are literally about to add one you have all this space you have we're getting when all the fucking people leave and

go to chicago that's when we're getting the pool table damn yeah cats away the Cats away, the mice will play. What are you guys going to do when all the people go to fucking Austin, dude? What are you going to do when everybody goes down to Austin? Chillax, bro. I mean, we don't fuck with us anyway, man. Are we not supposed to say that? We'll go to fucking New York. I can go to New York. We said they don't fuck with you anyway? No, no. They fuck with us. I'm saying we're

living two completely separate lives right now. We live different lives. It won't affect you as much. You guys are still out in Philly, right? Yeah. Are you in Philly. It won't affect you as much. You guys are still out in Philly, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Are you in Philly too? Oh yeah, Kensington. Kenzahu? No, not like that part of it.

Like it's like a, now it's old Kensington and just keep changing. The heroin part? It's very close to the fucking heroin part and it's getting very bad. There's like zombies and like,

remember the dudes? What else stopped? Tioga? No, Dolphin. Dolphin? Yeah. Sick. Where we live is not,

like both of where we live is not great. So if we could make money doing the podcast and break out of that, better quality of life. You guys moving to the line? Quality of life. Moving to Saudi Arabia? They're trying to get an A-frame in the woods. Yeah, I want to go in the foggy woods, bro. Oh, dude, you're going to go straight Ted Kaczynski.

I like a Poconos, Delaware Water Gap, upstate New York, all that shit. Imagine how nice an A-frame would look on the podcast just a fucking beautiful ass A-frame house with a loft or some shit they're very pleasing

wouldn't that be nice yeah they're beautiful I love an A-frame maybe a girl would like it maybe they would like come and live with me we're gonna record this podcast

we're gonna put this podcast out and then in three months we're gonna get a package from Spud in the mail ticking inside of it don't don't explode us, dude. If you want to explode anybody.

Hey, man, I'm not with that guy. I'm not with that dude, but what he, his manifesto. His manifesto is sick. On point. What did he say? Dude, he didn't even do a good job. What do you mean?

Dude, his KD was fucking like.05. He was just blowing shit up for the, it was a statement, bro. He wasn't trying to fucking kill people. Did you see the way that they looked at you when you said he didn't do a good job? Did you see the hit piece they did on him? So lit, bro.

So lit. The hit piece they did on him? The hit piece they did? Where they tried to make him look like a fucking insect? Was it Laura Black? Yeah. And he was crying to his mom about how, oh, no, you don't understand.

It's like, dude, I've been there. It's not real. It was Henry Blodgett doing a hit piece on fucking... On Kaczynski didn't wasn't their theories that uh that he was part of like some harvard experiment he was part of the harvard experiment he was in mk ultra they fucking destroyed that dude's brain yeah he was fucked dude yeah you gotta watch there's videos you can find on youtube it's hard getting harder and harder every day to find but um they did this thing at camp i think it's called camp echelons in maryland they used to give soldiers lsd acid they did it to civilians in the neighborhood pc did like

9 000 people they gave them pcp and they made them run obstacle courses it's pretty crazy to watch just to see what would happen what kind of obstacle course are we talking about like ninja american uh not that hardcore like a 50s or 60s version like one of those wooden playgrounds yeah you had to get over a wall yeah yeah or like go up a ramp we saw that fucking one the Navy SEALs have to go over bro

that's so tall oh they're climbing 18 stories into the sky for that hell week shit it's if you fell from that you're done all I'm saying is

I don't know if other countries have it like we have it but you're not fucking with those dudes no at the Navy SEALs fuck no hell no they're chads too cause they're just chilling imagine getting taken out have it like we have it, but you're not fucking with those dudes. No. With the Navy SEALs? Fuck no. Hell no. They're chads too. Because they're just chilling.

Imagine getting taken out by really good warriors that are hot. Yeah. I would pull the mask off and be like take a peek. Oh yeah. They were telling us about their dogs. The dogs can fucking bite through anything. Really? I saw a video of Malinois. Yes, Malinois and Shepherds.

They give them metal teeth like brass knuckles Titanium incisors dude If we Zeus had that no one could stop him Zeus didn't have any teeth He broke them because he was chewing rocks Trying to get out of my house He had an attachment problem Dude I saw a video yesterday

Of them like air dropping A fucking Dog into the Sand And then i was saying oh i gotta watch that and then he lands and just instantly attack i mean it's like a it's like a training thing yeah gets the guy instantly we gotta get you back in the gym get you on the tables go to society fuck around yes bro i'm in i'm on the table someone asked me to join a league yesterday i said no what are you that ain't for me why Why? That's not for you. You're a soul skater, dude. If I can give you an advice.

Sorry, fellas. I do this for fun. Too cool for school stuff. I do this for fun. That's fun. Too cool for school, bro. What's more fun? I would have joined it, dude, like three months ago.

I would have joined a league in a heartbeat. Why not anymore? I haven't been playing as much. Dude. Too cool for school. Yeah, that'll help you. Back in the ludus. What's more fun than a bunch of guys shooting pool, bro?

Nothing. Sometimes it's girls. Are there actually? They're usually twos and threes. Not a big deal. Yeah. Back in the ludus. What's more fun than a bunch of guys shooting pool, bro? Nothing. Sometimes it's girls. Are there actually? They're usually twos and threes. Not a big deal. Yeah. Just how the fucking cookie crumbles. They're probably just as good as us no matter what.

But they probably know a lot about our team. Come on, there's a lot of dickheads out there. What? A lot of dickheads on the pool table. No, dude. Everyone. APA is very. Dude, you know what you're suffering from?

What? I suffered from it too. I used to break Billy's balls. Oh, yeah. You're lifting, lifting. It's called intimidation. Yeah. You're afraid of hitting AP yeah. You're lifting, lifting. It's called gym intimidation. Yeah. You're afraid of hitting APA.

You're like, Oh, they're dickheads. No dude. It's a community. You're gym intimidated. They're happy that you're there. We're all out.

I'd be glad to join 30 on a fucking Monday. We're all out. Now we're going to play nine ball. Everyone's just chomping at that bit to play. Yeah. I'm excited. I can play a guy. Yeah.

Think about where you'll be in a year, bro. If, but if you don't do it, you're not going to learn to play by i'm excited i can play a guy yeah think about where you'll be in a year bro if but if you don't do it you're not gonna learn to play by yourself no i think that the gym can help too i think that that those are two things they can build on each other you know what i mean you having strong ass forearms maybe you need to hang some sheetrock or something like that but you get in the get under a barbell dude oh my god get on the fucking barbell when i was in college i would get like a, when I got vascular for the first time in my life. When you got vascular?

I stood with my arms out like this like I was Jesus Christ. I feel like a death inside of how I lost so much time never lifting. Yeah. Always calling me gay for it. Yeah.

I didn't call you gay. I was just kind of, dude. Well, I just noticed that you were lifting. You're like, you were lifting also. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm just trying to pick my fellow man up. I'm like Desmond fucking Doss, dude. You ever see that movie? Hacksaw Ridge? Let me get one more. It's my favorite religion movie.

I thought you were lifting for various trips and things where pictures were going to be taken of you. And I don't know. You're going into male modeling. Negative. I hit the jackpot. The dude who fucking created this whole thing let me experience

for a little bit. Am I going to be fat during that time or am I going to be fucking jacked to show him some respect? Exactly. Yeah, that's true.

What do you think he'll think? You come back and you're weak? That's why Jesus on the cross, bro, shredded. Yes, six pack.

You know, he wasn't wasting That's how I'm trying to get though. I want to go Jesus. Washboard abs? Yeah, I want to be Jesus thin.

Jesus was like one of the dudes in Harlem on the pull-up bars. Dude, Jesus was fucking shredded. I want to be Jesus thin Jesus was like one of the dudes in like in Harlem on like the pull up bars dude Jesus was fucking shredded I want to be like Jay Leno

in Dallas Buyers Club that thin Jay Leno what Jay Leno Jared Leno Jared Leno Jay Leno has a huge chin

I thought you were talking about the late night I didn't know he made a guest appearance that would be a good appearance here's the thing with Dallas Buyers Club here's the thing with AIDS have you Club. Here's the thing with AIDS.

Have you seen this? That guy blows. Have you heard about this? Oh my God. It would fucking let us. We're going to get you guys on the late night show. Dallas Buyers Club is fucked up. What late night show?

Any of them. Fuck. Fallon. We piss on Hollywood. Dude, Dallas Buyers Club is fucked up? Take it down from the inside. That's about Fauci. No, I can't.

Dallas Buyers Club is about Fauci. Yes, it is. That's about Fauci. You got to read the real anti-Fauci. That's about AZT. That's about Fauci was literally the hitler of aids yes no one gives a fuck about it anymore because the mainstream media is bought and sold by pfizer yes and not here and the gates foundation you listen to our ad reads you won't

hear a single fucking pfizer ad read did you know about the act shit what do you guys they had it patented a shelf cancer drug and then gave it to all the gay people and just wrecked them. Yeah, because they were trying to kill all the gay people. And then all those people later are all... He did the same shit with the fucking Scandemic. Look at Magic. Magic's still around. Yeah, that's crazy.

Because he got the good shit. He got the right dose of CIG. He got treated right. It's because he was down in DeSantis, Florida, just getting some sunshine and fucking exercise. He was good to go. He put some respect on it. He thanked the money. I'm not cool with that dude at all. Well,anctimonious. Put some respect on it. Desanctimonious.

I'm not cool with that dude at all. Well, that's how I know you guys are on Truth. You guys are throwing around desanctimonious. Dude. That guy was like help running Guantanamo and shit. You're up to no good if you got that. He was jagging Guantanamo. What's that? He was a lawyer?

Yeah. If you ever look at it in Troubles, in Northern Ireland, they used to skew people up and torture them. Yeah. And he's pretty much like a middleman. He's like a middleman minority in that fucking respect, where he was just like a part of the bureaucracy that ran a torture program. He's just following orders? I mean, Trump calling him Tiny D is the best piece I've ever heard. Tiny D is money.

Tiny D. I hope he attempts to run. I would jump off a bridge if someone hit me with that Harvard juice. Yeah, I just saw Chris Christie's trying to run again. Yeah, I saw that. He's a blimp, bro. Pence is trying to run.. Yeah, I saw that. He's a blimp, bro. Pence is trying to run. Not to get in the looks. Get out of the way, bro. You need to get Chris Christie

on your guy's lifting regimen. He would look fantastic. The dude blocked a bridge on a weird one. Yeah. Remember that? He fucking blocked a bridge on some weird shit. But he was just like on vacation when he was blocking the bridge. Yeah. Didn't he lose? He got kicked out of office because he blocked the bridge or what?

I don't know. There was some bridge gate. I forget what the fuck happened. Yeah, some kind of bridge gate. I mean, it's so long ago. I can't remember. But then he was also like on his beach during COVID, like on a private beach. He shut down the beach.

He shut down the whole beach. They had like helicopter footage of him like fucking- I think that they just do fundraisers. Playing like spike ball. Yeah. He was having a blast. I would do the same thing if I was in his position. Yeah, shut it down forever.

Shut down the whole beach and then just chill during COVID. It is rules for thee, not for me. Yeah, he was having a blast. I would do the same thing if I was in his position. Yeah, shut it down forever. Shut down the whole beach and then just chill during COVID. It is rules for thee, not for me. Yeah, exactly. What would you do with all the power? You think you would get the eugenics? You might have power. He would be getting massages. Sass, you're getting so young for your day.

No, no. I would probably- You're so young. Imagine the power you might get. I'm two of you. Just imagine the power you'd have. No'm two of you. Just imagine the power you'd have. No one man should have all that power. None.

I'm getting some ideas. You might be starting your villain arc. I know. Dude, honestly, I would just lay in bed and watch TV. Become a whale? Or play video games. I would become a whale. Become a job of the whale. I'll be a whale at some point. I'll get there. Man, you're so thin. You are a skinny minion.

I'm skinny in the arms and the legs. The stomach is shocking. Really? He's like the Grinch? Yeah, literally like the Grinch. No way, dude. That's where you get handled quickly, especially if you drop seed oils. I know you're eating seed oils.

I'm on HelloFresh now, bro. Yeah, he is. He needs to get to those natural oils. I'm on hello fresh now yeah he is he needs to get to those natural oils i'm on hello fresh butter i use i use avocado oil no seed you don't eat steak avocado seed oil crush steak i thought you're what do you use butter only butter tallow fuck the fuck is tallow beef fat beef fat oh it comes in like a jar it comes in a jug in a skillet and grub bro what about like bacon fat? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Just lards? All that shit's total lies, dude.

Like, all that, like, the fact that they want you to eat plants and stuff like that, they just want you to be a bitch, dude. Yeah, they're trying to lower our testosterone. Yes. They want us to be women. We're not going to be women. We're men. Exactly, dude. We refuse to be women. Exactly. I was reading a study where they did like... He's not even done growing. I know. He's refuse to be women. Exactly. I was reading a study where they did like a- He's not even done growing.

I know. He's going to get bigger. That's why we need him on the steaks now. I'm on the steaks, dude. I had pork the last two nights. That's not steak. Pork. What are you doing?

You got something against pork? Just eat a fucking steak, brother. What are you, a lib? It's a dirty animal. Yeah. This wine is a dirty animal. I've converted with Andrew Tate to muzzle. I want a fucking

This wine is a filthy animal bro They eat of the trash Bro I'm eating clean hella fresh pork That is the best pork Yeah there was a study with monkeys that they fed them Like a soy based diet and they got angry And became loners From incels

Yeah it was a crazy Artic where all the monkeys just started acting like people are acting now. Have you ever done the carnivore diet? I mean, I've tried, but I'm like too retarded to stick to it. Yeah. As in me that will just crush a bag of chips. Yeah. I talk all the seed oil shit, but don't get me.

If I'm going somewhere, I get a little bag of chips. Oh, yeah. You can only do the best you can, but you can only try your hardest because they're going to get you regardless. They're going to fucking hunt you down and put that oil in your gut. Like rapeseed oil and fucking. What was that one? Rapeseed oil.

I think it's rape or grapeseed. I'm assuming it's not rape oil. I think it is. I think it's rapeseed oil. And every time I hear. Yeah. It's your fucking. All that stuff.

Your body can't digest and it just makes it into fat. Really? Yes. It is rape? Yeah, it's rapeseed oil. Damn. Raping your body. Well, I it just makes it into fat. Really? Yes. It is rape? Yeah, it's rapeseed oil. Damn. I don't think I've been having that regardless. I mean, it's in everything, bro.

Really? You ever eat a soft pretzel? Yeah. Like, Wawa soft pretzels, read the label of them. They're fucking crazy. Yeah. There's so many chemicals in them. Do you have shit you won't eat?

Pickles. For real? Svein hates pickles, bro. I love pickles. He just figured out sour cream hates pickles, though. I love pickles. He just figured out sour cream not four years ago. I'm kind of retarded. You'll come around on pickles, I bet. Nah.

You know your taste buds change every seven years, bro. Give them another shot. Seven years makes sense to me because my life has gone through seven-year things. I've heard that before, that life is in seven years. I'm about to hit another one, and I know I have to level up. That's my new shit is I have to level up. That's why I'm lifting. Fucking reading.

Cameras. Fucking working out. Yeah. Camera man. Camera work. Eating pickles. I've never ate a salad in my life. No.

I couldn't put one down and put a gun to my head. Your entire life? I'll throw the fuck up. I've never ate a salad. That can't be true. Yeah, but have you ever had like a shitty, like a salad that you know is not good for you? No.

What about a side salad? Nope. Never ate it. Not even a Caesar? Nope. Caesars are good, bro. Caesars are good. It's a texture salad? Nope. Never ate it. Not even a Caesar? Nope. Caesars are good, bro. My whole life. It's a texture thing, dude.

If you put that in a blender, I can chug anything in a fucking blender. The texture of vegetables, I don't know what the fuck it is. It's low IQ, whatever. I can't do it. My whole life. The texture does give me the willies sometimes. Fucking lettuce, dude? That's rabbit food.

I have to teach myself to enjoy that. So what do you do? Do you not eat vegetables? Fuck no. That's rabbit food. I have to teach myself to enjoy that. So what do you, do you not eat vegetables? Fuck. No, I'll drink them. I drink algae, sea moss,

stuff that's rich in dense micronutrients. I love that shit, but I can't sit there and manja salad. Dude. My mom was the same way, bro. She won't eat fucking any, any type of vegetables or fruits or anything like that.

She's disgusted by it. I feel like it's a gift. Like I might be evening out because it's all like Monsanto fucking chemicals, all that shit. So what are you going to eat for dinner tonight? If I had my druthers, I'd fucking crush a steak and some potatoes. I'm a man, dude. Yeah, fuck. I think you do have your druthers, dude.

I think you have your druthers. You're a grown man. What did you have for dinner last night? Last night? What was last night? We do something. We do a podcast. We celebrated my goddaughter's first birthday.

We had pizza and wings. We had pizza and wings, yeah. You got a goddaughter? And he swears. We both have goddaughters. You guys are godfathers? Jesus dropped the cross three times, dude. We're both godfathers.

Hey, Bruce struck out. So made the Hall of Fame. I ate seed oils every now and then. It's not the end of the world. Yeah, Matt's daughter. We have two little daughters yeah we're the god god fathers of matt's kids godfathers oh you're great you both share a godfather no no he has one i have one and you got one first i got the first one i got the second one damn yeah are you guys are you guys related nope no but i'm just like dude you been there. What happened to me was when I was a kid, my mom got sick with cancer and she died.

And their parents had died young. So they invited me to every family thing. They knew the pain. They knew. They're like, yo, this dude's out there. You need community. So I've just, since I was 18, I've just been hanging out with these guys. But he was 10.

Damn. Skateboard. Fuck yeah. I suck so bad. was 18 i've just been hanging out with these guys but he was we 10 damn skateboard yeah yeah fuck yeah i suck he used to i used to let him tackle me so we'd come back we'd come out me and steve would come out from rugby and he'd be like let me talk to you and i because i was smaller and he would tackle me but i just tackled andrew i was 19 i could have punted him yeah wait dude my boy name spud is also named andrew weird isn't that weird weird dude you know pat bev has a boy named spud too really wow it's weird that how many spuds it's weird that these lights keep on it's msm trying to cancel i really i really think that somebody's listening in on us this you see the green light on that camera it's fucking watching us right now films the whole thing that does that does that does that. You guys are like webcam girls.

I know. And you know that they can like patch into this. Like there's a control room. They can watch us. We literally use one of these cameras and then the rest of them are for clips. That's fucking insane. Oh, really? Yeah.

Oh, wow. Pretty much, right? Yeah. You a BTS guy on this or are you just talent? Talent. Talent only, bro. Damn. Me and Spade, we just do it it all he's pretty much a master now

don't call the hall I do it all I do a lot of the I'll do a lot of the intro editing and stuff but like what I try to do is I take all the stuff that he that I try to make him laugh with the intro so pretty much with everything I just try to make Bill laugh dude the fact if you guys can do those intros

you can definitely you can edit anything that's what we think well I mean that's literally dude you gotta go you should see what Adobe looks like to my head

in my mind you should see what Adobe does dude Adobe Adobe looks a lot more confusing than it is because there's so many options like there's so much

so much shit you can do well the dude from Vice fucking this dude Mark Shane Smith no his name is Mark Tim Pool? OG Vice. Yeah. Not Dim Pool,

dude. He gave us an hour Zoom tutorial where I was like, I get this. But I only understand cutting. Well, cutting is the easiest part, but you gotta... Dude, there's so many easy... There's so many...

Dude, there's so many easy one-minute tutorials on YouTube. Yeah, I remember, man. We had TI-85s when I was a kid. Yeah, Spade was freaking out because he had a sign-in. Bro, we had TI-85s when I was a kid, too. 89? Yeah, calculator technology is not getting better. Texas Instruments are f***ing napping, bro.

We had TI-85s, too. They came out with some pretty good calculators in the late 80s. How much are they? Well, I learned how to type on Windows 3.1. With what? Wait, what did you say? Windows 3.1? I think it was called Windows 3.1.

Is that 95? And then Windows 95 came out. Oh, you learned before Windows 95? I think so. I'm trying to remember. But I went to Catholic school, so it was like we had years behind. Like our biology books in seventh grade were from 1979. Yeah, they had some different biology back then.

We had like a lot of real weird. Not Adam and Steve. Yeah. A lot of weird old school stuff in there, man. Yeah, it was. The breast was shaped different back then. Yeah. Way saggier.

The female breast. Torpedo tits. I feel like that was all they had in the 70s. Yeah, kind of like had a little slope, like a little. Did you party with those, Seth? What? Torpedo tits I feel like that was all they had in the 70s Yeah, kind of like had a little slope Like a little Did you party with those, Seth? What? Torpedo tits Oh, yeah

I've never been a heads man I'm always tails Yeah He's a big time ass man I'm in a bundas He likes the bunda Yeah, that's Portuguese for us Hey, Leslie, are you Portuguese?

Nope What are you? I'm like a million percent Irish Nah, a little bit of German Yeah You're not German, bro He keeps trying to claim German heritage You want to be German? Yeah I think No, a little bit of German. Yeah. You're not German, bro. He keeps trying to claim German heritage. You want to be German?

Yeah. I think I'm a little German. What do you got? I don't know. You don't know? What are you, a mutt? Mystery, yeah. Fuck.

He's half Jewish. Yeah. What do you guys think about that? Just come from the Khazars, huh? What do you guys think about the Jews? That's totally cool, dude. I'm totally down with that stuff. If I go to the

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It's like sitting next to a dude with a loaded gun true oh it's not firing off firing off at you no it's not i'm never gonna fire the minute we did matt and shane's you fire one across my bow i got i got i thought we were loving some i did and i felt bad i literally just told shane this week i was like dude no i no, I came off way too hot in that episode. Nah, you got it. The amount of heat. I felt Billy a hipster, and I was like, damn, I felt bad. That's not me. I was trying to start off on the right foot.

He is a working class hipster. I never. I'm a painter. He's wearing a painting pants. Hipsters would kill to have boots that actually were lived in that much. Yeah. These are nice. Hipsters are clean ass boots.

Yeah. Tom and Spade would just crush me constantly. Everyone I know would crush me constantly. For what, dude? All of his gear. Having paint on jean? Anything, dude. Yeah?

Anything I did, I would get crushed. I'm wearing my top gear. He's wearing this. God knows why. It's comfy. Where do you think is the biggest hipster stronghold in Philly right now? Is it Northern Liberty still? No.

There's rich assholes. Kensington still? No. There's like rich assholes. Kensington's getting there. That's pretty bad. It's pushing north. West Philly is just real stupid. They're kind of hipsters, but they're real pussy with shit. A lot of science is real. Yeah.

Because they're right by Penn and Drexel. They're right in the stronghold of academia. The place where Spade used to walk Zeus is like Portland. It's bizarre. Wait, is it that big? Clark Park, yeah. Yeah, Clark Park has like, they have

outdoor festivals and shit like that. I've sat on that hill in Clark Park. Really? What were you getting up to? Communist meetup? I really think it was some shit like that. I think that we were like, I don't even know who I was meeting up with. But I met up with, yeah, dude,

it basically, this dude was half Cuban, bro. He was on heroin for a while, dude. He woke up getting a hand job in a park in Kensington. This guy, like, was passed out on heroin. From a chick?

No, from a fucking, like, like a teenage Puerto Rican kid. Yeah, that story went south fast yeah so that's who I was hanging out with bro who are you guys hanging out with

yeah and I think that's what made him and I think he went back to no he wasn't Cuban he was Puerto Rican yeah

and he went back to Puerto Rico yeah so I'm I'm like mostly Jewish honestly yeah what's the whole breakdown

17% Eastern Europe and Russia. 12% Norway. 12% Ireland. Crime and punishment. And then everything else is 1%. And then it's like 40% Jewish. Sheesh.

You're just crime and punishment, bro. Yeah. Not a big deal. What's got anything to say now? No, dude. I fucking respect you. No, no. That's cool.

That's cool. You're brave. No one wants to talk about the respect you. No, no, that's cool. That's cool. You're brave. No one wants to talk about the plight of the Irish, but that's fine. There's a bunch of Jewish kids, like Orthodox Jewish kids at the baseball game last night, and they were catching, they were after every foul ball, dude. They were fucking. Dude, what's that guy's name? Zach Hample.

Zach Hample. When they hit, no, they're not. Dude, when they come into a pool hall, it's insane, dude. Do you guys see him coming in a pool hall? Zach Hample. When they hit, no, they're not. Dude, when they come into a pool hall, it's insane, dude. They, like, don't know how to hold the sticks. It's fucking nuts, dude. Sash, you don't know how to hold a stick? He's not. That's the culture of men.

They're talking about, like, orthodox Jews. You're on the highway to success, dude. Yeah, orthodox Jews, they hit rowdy. They drink. They come in. No, I don't think they do. I think it's. They drink. They come in. No, I don't think they do. I think it's just strictly adrenaline. Well, no.

I watched these guys. They were drinking shit with ice, whatever it was, in tumblers. Slamming them, trying to shoot pool. Your people, dude. Not making a goddamn ball. They run Brooklyn. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess you were in Brooklyn. I'm in the Brooklyn Queens nine-ball APA league right now. How often do you get up there to play? Once a week, I take you were in Brooklyn. I'm in the Brooklyn Queens nine-ball APA league right now. How often do you get up there to play? Once a week, I take the train up. Bro, when I listen to your guys' podcast, I feel like your hair's longer. It was. Come again? It was.

For a while. I didn't cut it for a year. But you still sound like your hair's longer. That's honestly real cool. Yeah. I can't get over how much you and Matt look alike. That's genetics. Really? I don't think you look that much alike at all. I think it's stunning.

Yeah, same mom and dad. I'll do it. Yeah. That's how genetics work. Same exact genetics. Yeah. Same genetics down to a fucking three. You look a lot like my sister, too. Yeah? What the hell? Yeah. Kind of makes sense, I guess. She's a girl.

What the fuck? Yeah. Kind of makes sense, I guess. She's a girl. Yeah. What the fuck? God damn. Well, would you guys come back on here if we had you back on? Dude. I just want to chill with you guys. Once we get the pool table. Once we get the pool table, let's clank some balls around. Whatevs.

Whatevs. I'm not that good at pool, but I'll chill. I suck, too. Cheer everyone on. No, he's bullshit. I'm decent. I'm not that good, though. He's not.

I'm actually bad. Really? But I don't say I don't play. No, he's bullshit. I'm decent. I'm not that good, though. He's not. I'm actually bad. Really? But I don't say I don't play. I'll still play and suck. I'll try my balls off, man. Yeah, I'll try really hard. I just suck. It's like, whatever, I smoke in my pink park.

Yeah. I hit some fucking nice shots last night. That's the thing with me and Francis. Francis is more of like a mathematical player, like a Harvard guy. He plays how a Harvard guy would play. And I'm more of like, I'm going to fucking rip this as hard as I can. Team Poppin Suds. You ever see a movie?

Brink? Yeah. Or not Brink. Team Poppin Suds, whatever that Disney movie was. Dude, I went to my video store and tried to rent Brink and they fucking laughed me out of there. Because it's a Disney Channel original movie, bro. What's the other one? Is it Airbound or something like that?

Or is it a downhill rollerblading thing? I've never watched that one. Leave a stain, Blaine. You know what I'm talking about? They're playing hockey. I feel bad. Brink's good. Team Puppet Suds was nice.

It's been a while. It's been too long since I watched Brink, though. Disney Channel had a series of good hits. I know. They must have stopped doing that well before Sass was born. Yeah.

What were you watching like Hannah Montana? Hannah Montana. Zach and Cody. Damn. Did you feel like you were them?

Zach and Cody? Yeah. Yeah. Was your life sweet? Dude I would like plan my outfits on like what they were wearing.

This is social engineering. And then I'm like I don't actually own any clothes. All my clothes are the clothes that my mom bought me.

They used to do this with TGIF when I was a kid. Yeah. Social engineering, dude. Yeah. It goes back to the Beatles with Tavistock. We'll get into it next time.

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck, that's a good cliffhanger. Yeah, it really is. Amanda Bynes, that ruined her brain, dude. Yeah. It's a huge tiff.

She probably was trying to get out. There's a Monarch program too they run. Brittany's a Monarch. Yeah, Brittany's fucked up, dude. Poor gal. Same with Taylor Swift now. I don't think Taylor Swift is fucked up. I think this is all made up.

I think Scooter Braun tried to get in her ass, but I think they're done with that. Dude, she seems like she's killing it. Yeah, which probably means she's got a massive machine. How many shows did she do in that life? They're a machine. I'll be living in a big old city. They make money, and all these people make money off of them and they don't have freedom

it gets to a point where people are living off of you you might have to watch out for this Bob Dylan's got freedom dude we were talking about that Bob Dylan thing

Bob Dylan sold his entire all of his music to Sony I think for like 200 million dollars he should have got more for that how much would you pay for all of his music

if you had it all I guess $200 million seems like that's the asking price right am I making that up if you had to listen to one artist for the rest of your life it would be Bob Dylan oh yeah his voice

his voice changes there's different eras to his voice i like joker man i like infidels yeah yeah so like he did like the the don't give up on me tonight or whatever i'm a lady lay guy myself yeah that's his like that's like his super like country folk phase different eras dude yeah to be alone yeah he was talking out of his ass though now yeah he was just saying whatever he was a fraud

that's coming from a guy who doesn't you just don't get it bro that's coming from a lyricist yeah I'm just talking about lyrics

Lay Lady Lay is a very understandable song lay across my big brass balls across my big brass balls he wants a woman to lay on his balls

thank you I can do all the Dylans nice yeah cause all he does is listen to them. You ever listen to his radio show? No, I didn't know he had one.

It was like the Bob Dylan Crybaby Hour. Something like that. I was in a little Steven's garage. And Tom Petty had one for a while. He had like a show on Sirius.

You watch Sopranos, Sass? No, I've never gotten into it. He's not old enough. The Bob Dylan's theme time radio hour it was right before opie and anthony sass has never been to jersey really where are you from sass what have you never been to jersey no obviously i've been to jersey i mean hey i don't

know i never know if you cross that where are you from massachusetts okay yeah kind of sauce right no i don't know dude i don't know shit i've never been anywhere you never gone to the boston bombing let's talk boston bombing before we get out of here i we i don't know i just that's a little bad little little weird once they start making movies once they start making movies about it you're just like what patriots day came out like a week later yes they prayed up mark walberg's on a fucking mad if mark walberg's in it something's up yeah i can see that prayed up have you seen that shit mark walberg with his municipal clothing line dude he's doing these ads yeah yeah grabbing a show like municipal this is the brand i saw him on the street but

he's doing an ad for the the praying ass stay prayed up municipal what's the uh is that no what's the company that he's doing the ad for municipal no that's his clothing line he has another ad for a for like a praying app he probably started with him and mario lopez where they're talking about christian stay prayed up or something well it's all because he blinded the dudes in raw in dorchester and then he needed like he needed like a get back into the limelight let me let me hear your accent i don't have a boston accent no one has a boston accent If they do, they're faking it. Tyler, am I right? Bold statement. Yes.

Tyler has a Boston accent. Tyler has one. No, he doesn't. I didn't think I had one, but people say I do. Yeah, I thought the same thing. I thought I'd ditch that and I don't have it. And if I taught someone that you have a bit of an accent. The only thing I hang up on is water.

Yeah, you guys struggle with water. I struggle with it. Big time. I've learned that from all of Ron's friends. Like water. Yeah. It sounds weird. Yeah, Mike.

Yeah. Wooter. Wooter. Wooter. It's like there's not even a sign of an A. And people are like, what? Like a waitress in like San Francisco will be like, what did you say? Yeah.

What are you talking about? They have no idea. But I think that there's words like down, out, about, that kind of like... My cousins are from Long Island. And they used to come down when I was a kid and be like, say pony. And I'd be like, pony. Dude, people almost hate that.

Dudes from like British, not dudes from like England and Australia. There was a time in America where they had this thing called the transatlantic thing. So if you watch an old movie in the 40s or 50s, there's these guys that used to have movies where it was like Humphrey Bogart and stuff and they talked half British, half American.

They called it the transatlantic accent. What did it sound like? All the old timey shit. The Beatles. I can't even do it. No, there is that type of accent. Of course you know the transatlantic accent. Yes. He's good with it. He's good with it. He's good with impressions.

That's great. But it is like a type of accent that like in old films. Yes, dude. That's a real performer. That's what I'm saying. We're retarded. We're just two dudes talking.

Don't say that. You're a fucking real dude. Don't say that. No, I got no accent. You guys have value, valuable opinions and perspectives. When I was younger, I probably could have done that, but I'm just stuck now.

No, you guys could do accents. You know what? There's something I read about it. They call it accentimidation. Look at this. That's why you get paid the big bucks. That's why you get paid the big bucks. It's on the big stage.

Your brain doesn't work like that, bro. RPMs don't go that high. Hey, bro, we're not beating that. That's whiplash right there all right bro we'll catch you guys next time thank you guys yeah thank you guys war mode is the name of the podcast go listen to war mode hell yes