Son of a Boy Dad - Washington Monument | Son of a Boy Dad #258

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Let's get into it. Alrighty, welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast. Today it is December 11th. It's 11 a.m. We are here live from HQ 3 Welcome to the show. I just had a very unpleasant bathroom experience. I Heard that there was like a banshee. It sounded like I wish a succubus being released from a fucking crevice I wish no I've gotten to an old-fashioned standoff

I got into an old-fashioned standoff. Suicide by police? I went in to take a shit. It's ready. It's cooked. It could come out at any second. And then I go in, I sit down, someone in the stall next to me, silent. And we both just sat there for two minutes.

And then I was like, I don't have have all day So I just got up and left What you're that self-conscious? Well if he's not gonna go I'm not gonna go he probably went already And he's just he's a salesperson who's trying to escape from the vice of real life that goes on up here now I folded and I know he's going right I bet if I went in there right now it fucking smells like shit you went head-to-head with a nine-to-five or killing time. Yeah, you're not gonna win that standoff. You just have to poop exactly How badly do you need to go? I'll survive I'm sorry to hear this would have been awesome to go though Francis

I don't think that you would have this problem certainly would not you just poop when you're a man You just poop when you have to poop. If that guy were going when I walked in, I would start going and he would stop. Then if he didn't, I would bang on the stall. You would damn his asshole with your own poop. I thought about saying something. Shoulda get off the pot.

Just say, yeah, just like whisper something, it's dead silent in there. You gonna make the first move or is it gonna be me? I would have started playing songs, music. I thought about that, pump up Instagram reels. Yeah. Is that a Washington hat? No.

Thank you. What is it? W. Just W? Yeah. Roan, but the W is silent. Wone. It's a speech impediment. Roan hat. Great lid. Wone. I would love to know what it is for, though.

It's the W. It's got to be for something. It's a 47 hat. It's for the sports. W the president. Oh, Bush. It's a George Bush hat. That's good. I didn't know Bush was making merch. No he is well Trump's making merch. Bush gets to. Bush is pretty low key. Bush couldn't I mean he would have crushed it if he had put out the W. A W? That's actually a fair point. What is it? Oh it's the water dogs or whatever? No it's the W hotel collection. No I saw the back it's that

lacrosse team right right? Yeah, yeah. Water dogs. Is that what they're called? I think so. Something like that. Sass, can you move on? Well, I'm very curious about the hat. It's a great shade of purple.

The W is a little bit off though. I'm not a huge fan of the font that they chose. What would you prefer? Sand Serif? Yes, honestly. Comet Sands. fan of the font that they chose. What would you prefer? Sand Serif? Yes, honestly. Everything can't be Helvetica. Look, I'd even take Comic Sans over that. A Comic Sans hat would get me shot in the head.

In New York? Are you trying to get me fucking killed? Do you know that Steve Jobs took a calligraphy class in college, and it was that calligraphy class that actually sort of made him realize that different fonts have a stylistic impact on like branding and all that stuff. I did know that, yeah. No, you didn't. I did. I think I actually told you that.

You didn't, because I read it in this new book I'm reading. What's that? Elon Musk part two. It's called Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson, who was also the biographer of the Elon Musk biography. A dude sounds like a fraud. Why is he just writing books about other dudes constantly?

Because some people make a living doing that. Or a woman. I know, seriously. He's just constantly writing books about successful men. But I'm happy to know that you're feeding this obsession. I'm just reading books about gigantic billionaire tech entrepreneurs. Just great men.

But then I'm gonna go, once I finish this, I'm gonna read the Ron Chernow biography of Ulysses S. Grant. Dude, you know what I learned recently? Alexander the Great was a nepo baby. Come on. His dad was a- The great. That was also a-

Greatest. Of the great. Or the greater. His dad was a conqueror who had, maybe not equal conquests, but he had awesome conquests too. Are you gonna go into the family business? What's that, conquering?

Yeah, conquests, also latent homosexuality probably. But it just blew my mind that he didn't have any of his own success without standing on the shoulders of his father. It makes him a little bit less impressive. I was thinking about blazing my own war path, but then I realized that that was basically the family business in and of itself. And I think the Caesars were also related. Some of them were right. I don't know the answer to that. No, they were. I believe it wasn't Caesar a title. Yes. Meaning sort of ruler.

Julius Caesar, Caesar Augustus, etc. Nero. Caesar salad. I was going to do it. I thought about it and then I backed off of it because I thought that's not gonna work That won't land. It always lands. It lands if you say it and then you laugh at your own joke Yeah, that's that's a crutch. That's how it lands. You crutched your way out of that. Alright guys Let's quit beating around the bush. How much money would it take for you to sit on that? We've all been thinking it someone's got to ask the question.

We can't say what it is. So we drive the audio to YouTube. But let's just say we're wondering what the price tag to make the Washington monument disappear. I guess the question is, how far could you get? Not far. The fact that it expands in width the deeper you go does not help. I mean what happens? I don't even, that's so gruesome. No, that's disembowelment.

Yeah, you die. That's nothing, like that's not, there's no sexual nature to that. That will go to your heart. Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's like half my torso. Isn't there some sort of point? It would be in your upper back. Isn't there some sort of point where your colon ends

and there's nowhere left to go? I mean, theoretically, if you sat down without your feet on the floor, wouldn't there be a hard stop somewhere? Yeah, I'd assume, right? Right. Like an intestinal tract would start winding. Or a coccyx bone or something like that. I believe it's just the large intestine. Well, I think that you would, I think ideally, if you're really trying to make it disappear, I think that you would have to give a couple,

lube it up like an ice cream cake and then a couple, you know. Oh, you work it in. You have to work it in. Yeah, you definitely have to ease it. You have to ride it. Yeah. You think that you're just going to go one fell swoop.

No. I mean, that's a day ahead kind of thing. You don't take the whole dick at once. You've got to ease your way in. That British porn star couldn't do that. No. He did 100 in a day. 100 in a day.

Have you been seeing this girl? Dude, she's starting to kind of like break my heart a little bit. Yeah, there's a documentary following her around. She had a, who could have seen this coming? She broke down, right? She said it didn't, she started, it's not for everyone. Oh?

Oh? 100? Isn't for everyone? It's 100 in the day, right? Yeah, she started to seem emotional and feel that it wasn't sex anymore and all these things. I gotta say that kind of, that made me not wanna see any more of that story.

She said that some of the guys were complaining that they only got two or three minutes when she promised five and she started to feel guilty because she wanted to make sure that they felt like they were getting what they were promised because they trusted her. Well, a lot of these guys, you gotta think they're flying across the country for this. They're flying across the world. They're British guys. They're probably like local chimney sweeps.

No, I don't think they, I think there's dudes flying in from like Australia. You promised five minutes, I've only had free food. Yeah. Do you think it's like the, like when you get your, the hair transplants in Turkey, like they set you up in first class and have a shuttle pick you up at the airport. Donny's doing the next trip of guys to bang this girl. There's going to be copycat murders.

Definitely. There's going to be copycat dick fiends. Well, cause now it's what's next, 200 in a day? Isn't she trying to do a thousand in a day I thought that was an Australian woman. I Think that this should be an Olympic sport I'd rather watch it than badminton. I Don't even want to watch I just want like a someone like like the metal like an election day where there's there's updating the polls

Constantly China would be incredible at it Sabrina just surpassed 250 You have the MSNBC guy Steve Kornacki down what it's gonna take For her to fuck the most dudes Yeah, it is pretty I think once China set their mind to it they would obliterate us 100% They just have so much more tradition. And people. And smaller penises. People are always like, why doesn't India have a lot of medals in the Olympics? And I think that the answer is because dancing at weddings isn't in the Olympics. Have you ever seen them dance at weddings?

I think, yeah. They're fucking incredible, dude. They come in in formation, like they're Beyonce's backup dancers. They come in in a flying V. It's so fucking sick. Yeah, they're up there with the Hasidic Jews. When a high class Indian couple

in the highest caste system puts their mind to a dance, it's like the fucking Jabberwocky's born again. It's so impressive. I've seen some clips of this and there's so much coordination. But I also think there's like some set of Arabs that are also good at it. Is that possible? I believe it. That could be true. Nobody in the Indian world is ashamed of it and nobody's bad at it. They

all have a little bit of shoulder hip fluidity. Oh, yeah. Shoulder hip. I've never understood the I've never understood the Indian wedding thing of how each one has 500 to 2000 guests and well, it's a very populated country. But that's not the issue. How is a couple that is low income making, hosting 500 people? Well, maybe it's a different culture. Maybe you don't pay for the full wedding yourself like you do in the States. I don't think that's right.

I think they do. Then I don't know. I think things are also just cheaper. That's the extent of my guesses. My, my boys, my boys sent his wife back to Ethiopia, uh, for the first, like she just had a second kid. And he said that he has three maids for $150 for a month. In Ethiopia? for $150 for a month. In Ethiopia? So they're $50 a month to have like a maid, like raise your child basically, for full time for an entire month.

Wow. How fucking insane is that? Yeah, that's pretty nuts. It's fucking nuts. That's crazy. That's like what an hourly like, I mean. You should send, well, I was gonna say you should send your wife to Ethiopia for six months.

No, totally, I thought about it. We definitely have discussed it. Yeah. Open an avocado farm. Work in the toilet district. Yeah, an avocado farm would be beautiful. It would be amazing. Yeah.

They really talked about it, but now, I mean, the oils, avocado oils are under attack. Why? By RFK. He doesn't like them? I don't think he likes any oils. Seed oils, avocado oils. That's crazy.

Does avocado oil fall under the category of seed oils? There is a seed of avocado. There's a pit. There's a pit. A pit. Big old pit. Avocado is a fruit, right? Not a vegetable. Am I wrong about that? I believe it's a fungus. I believe it's a pit, big old pit. Avocado is a fruit, right? Not a vegetable.

Am I wrong about that? I believe it's a fungus. I believe it's a lagoon. I do know that avocado oil has a far higher burn point. Damn it. You're on one today. It does, no it does. He said it after you.

You said it and then he said burn. But I was gonna bring that up before. That's why I kinda cut you off. But if you knew it. I wanted 50% of it. Then here's the question. Why didn't you just say, yes, I heard that too. Cause I was making the point.

You said, let me get on that. I don't think that's what this podcast is about. I think it's kind of just proving that you know the most. Okay. It's proving your intelligence. Gauntlet throne. I accept. You just entered into this against the Harvard man. Actually Harry does know a lot of stuff quietly, weirdly.

The humility of the Harvard man rears a stugly hand. Ron's going to offer the stage directions of this knowledge. I watched Surviving Bar School last night. I just can't get enough of the show. I'm just jonesing for more constantly. It's actually gotten to the point where I kind of don't even want to watch today. So tomorrow when I'm at Grand Rapids, I can watch two when I get home. It's not a bad idea. What do you like the most about it? I actually think I will do that. It's just great. And I like how it's not even close to over. It's barely begun.

Yeah. But I am looking for shit to start going down. I haven't seen anyone cry. I want to see people cry. I promise you there will be tears. I'm dying for tears. I promise you. Every episode, I have fingers crossed. Where are the tears?

But I think that episode like you could tell people were starting to break Maybe I Don't want to spoil anything but spoil it Really? Yeah, I have your permission. I Mean you already resigned. What are they gonna do fire? Yeah, just spoil it. Who cares? You can't you literally can't get in trouble if I spoil it right now. I can't get in trouble. You can. Let's just say Mincy cries from his titties.

I'm talking lactation. Damn. Damn, really? Well, he starts crying and then it has that effect that happens on pregnant women where they start to lactate in response to the crying of a child. And then so he can't stop crying because he's lactating and he can't stop lactating that challenge that you guys did well I guess spoilers if you haven't seen the newest episode that challenge you guys did with the dropping

the sticks how long did that go because they just can't they didn't really a long time was it over an hour no no I don't think it was that long. I mean were you guys just fucking dude. I was exhausted after fucking soaked in sweat How long did it take for you to get to the point of like, okay now I'm actually like this is like a real workout Well, I mean pretty quickly It was a workout as soon as you dropped from whatever six to five or from five to four, especially when you got, I mean, when you got to three, then you were moving. And Jeff was saying it more and more quickly. He was going fast.

He was picking up the pace because we weren't dropping them quickly enough. They cut the part where Clemmer mistook himself for a sting. And... Trying to grab his own leg. Trying to grab himself. They had to reset. It kind of was reminding me of the scene in, uh, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and,

and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, Mm-hmm. They're like herb. I mean, what are we come on? It's ridiculous. I know that scene always kind of confused me a little bit because As someone who has done Truly insane conditioning drills as punishment. Yeah you get to a point where

you physically can't go any faster. Yeah. And you're puking and all that, but it's like this doesn't hurt that much anymore. Yeah. You know what I mean? No, I don't. Because, because well. You're going to have to explain that to me in sass.

I mean, I've told my story about our track thing where we had to do the 100 yard dash like a thousand times. Yes. I think that endless, endless conditioning that goes on and on, just sprints, suicides, whatever, you do reach a point where you can't, you're going 100% is 50%. Yeah. And then it's just, OK, well, now we're kind of just jogging. And there's no amount of coach screaming at you

that can really make you go faster. Unless they say, all right, if everyone gets across the line on this one, we're done. And then you go hard on that one. And then you throw it off. Yeah, I mean, I remember we had trash cans out, guys pissing themselves, stuff like that. But...

What I'm hearing is Mike Arruzzione was a fraud. It just, it just, you get to a point, you've reached the terminal velocity of the conditioning punishment. Yeah. Well, I think the, the end goal is that someone yells out that they play for the United States of America. We had a, we fucking. Like high school? No, in college, in college, our coach, our coach loved that movie and we all kind of thought it was a joke.

Really? You guys were more Mighty Ducks guys. It's just, it's a Disney movie. It's rated PG. And he showed us that scene on the bus on the way to play Cornell. Yeah, you told us about that. And I've told you this story. And we were all that he showed us that scene to inspire us.

And then afterwards, we were in the back of the bus, like joking around, yelling like, I play for Harvard. We knew we knew it meant nothing. And he got mad at me. He pulled me aside after because because I was the joke. He heard me mocking his messaging. Well, that's also not really a great. I don't know why you would show that scene as one

to be inspired. Why not show the famous speech? Or show us Lone Survivor. Or show us the British woman with 100 dicks. There you go. Yeah, exactly guys riled up. Yeah waist down. Yeah, right. That's where it all leads from That's the way I mean, I remember when I played hockey and I watched that movie and I saw that scene I was like this just makes me want to quit hockey Like it just makes me never want to play hockey anymore. I remember when I saw Mighty Ducks 2 and they fucking Roller skated through the mall. Yeah, and I was like I need to get hockey anymore. I remember when I saw Mighty Ducks 2 and they fucking roller skated

through the mall. Yeah. And I was like, I need to get into hockey. Yeah. That's the gateway drug. They make it seem like it's all roller skating through the mall with your boys. Did you watch Brink? Oh, of course I watched. I tried to rent Brink at a local TLA video. And since it was a Disney channel original movie, the ponytailed man behind the counter with his cummy hands laughed at me And I felt like a fucking fool. I don't think I've ever seen Brank I don't even know if I've ever even heard before your time. Yeah, but it's as good as it gets Pretty much every movie we've listed is before my time. This is channel used to make original movies, bro I know that no fucking no

Camp Rock, Demi Lovato. Jonas Brothers. Classic. That's before my time. Yeah, it's past your time. No, no, no. It's before my time. My time hasn't come yet. I'm about to be launched into the world of watching children's movies. Dude, I got some bangers for you. I'm fucking ready. I don't know if they've unleashed a bunch of new movies since like Hunchback of Notre Dame came out. What else are the Disney movies that came out? Hunchback of Notre Dame. Oh, I saw a real... I went to the movies on Monday night.

What did you see? A movie called The Order. It's excellent. Yeah. It's really, really good. It's tough. It's tough to say a movie's really good when you see it in theaters, because you know, you can't, it's hard to tell if it was really good because you saw it in theaters. Or if someone was just giving you a hand job through the popcorn. Or someone was giving you a hand job. I actually disagree. I think my barrier, my barometer is far higher. My bar is far higher for movies in theaters because I knew I paid a bunch for it. Took a night to go out and do it. But isn't that, that gives you more of a reason to be like,

this movie was great. Oh my God. This story, I, there's more to this. I forgot this saga. Do tell. So I went to the movie. Harry said a website.com. As you were, Francis. I don't know who I was as I were. No, I had to go to the movies and I was meeting a friend and I didn't know if I was, I ran

out of time. I worked out and then I needed to get my food and ordered some food. But I accidentally sent it to my old apartment. And so I had to go over there to get the food. I only live four or five blocks, your building, from it. And that meant that I had run out of time to eat the food before I went to the movies. So I called an Uber from that building to go to the movie

theater, which was in the Lower East Side. And I got into the Uber with my dinner in a bag. And there was a sign on the back of the headrest that said, no eating, no this, no that. And the guy was very kind, the driver. What was your dinner? I think that's a very important part of it. I ordered some fish tacos. Okay. Yeah, that's a big one. I ordered a salad with Icelandic salmon on top and then a side of sticky rice with cremini mushrooms. Two types of fish and mushrooms?

I was so hungry. But that is a very important detail. That's a feast. So I asked the guy, I said, he was so nice to me that I thought I could ask him, hey, how strict is your no food policy? And he said, oh buddy, go ahead, go ahead. You can eat, you can eat. I don't even know why it says that or whatever. I'm telling you, I took one taco out, the first bite,

the entire taco, slid out of the fucking tortilla, hit my leg and bounced onto the seat. Oh no. The first bite. Was it coated in like the orange sauce that comes on fish tacos? That is the staining-est sauce. It's oil-based.

That'll penetrate leather. And it was sitting there, and I'm eating it kind of quietly off the seat. Cabbage bits. Yeah, just pieces. And then some of it went into the crack between the seats. Oh my god. And I'm trying to fish it out with my finger, you know,

the hook. Yeah. And he sees that I'm sort of fumbling around. And he goes, do you want me to turn the light on for you? Because I don't know what he thought I was doing. Your phone? And I was like, no, no, no, no, I like to eat in darkness. And I tried to clean it up, wipe it off and all that.

But... Oh my God. I had planned to eat the entire meal in the Uber. Yeah. But I was so thrown off that I just ate the fish tacos. And then I got to the theater and I snuck the salad and the white rice and cremini mushrooms in and then sat down in the theater.

And I had to tell the person I was with, I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to eat my entire dinner here in the movie theater. But just for you, but not enough for both of you. I almost wanted to be like, please don't judge me. But then at the same time, I was like, this is exactly the type of thing I do all the time. This is who I am.

This is an indicative of my character that I'm having cremini mushrooms. Love it or leave it. So, uh, they were eating popcorn, and I was eating a kale salad with Icelandic salmon as the previews played. Yeah, that's pretty brutal. But the movie was great. It's called, it's called The Order, and, um, oh, and by the way,

halfway through the movie, a guy behind us, because it was in those recliner seats that are great for fingering. And the guy behind us started snoring. Oh. And he was this very stumpy guy that had, you know. Snore face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really bad snore.

Yeah. Jowl probably. Sounded like he was dying. And everyone around us, there weren't that many people, but everyone kept doing that thing of like... Yeah. Looking around like, ugh, as if that would catch his attention. I'm like, this guy's never waking up again.

And then the guy to our left took a piece of popcorn, and without looking, no look, hook shot it over his head to try to land it on the guy to wake him up, missed him completely. And I was like, well, if we're there, I'll throw a Sour Patch watermelon. Which I did, that had no effect. He continues snoring, we're all laughing,

but the movie's so good, we care about the dialogue. So finally, I got up. Yeah. And the person I was with grabbed my coat and was like, don't do it. And I said, someone has to. And I got up and I walked up and I went next to him and I started tapping him and he wasn't waking up. And then the guy who had thrown the piece of popcorn goes, move his foot. And I started shaking his toe. And dude, when I say like nothing was working, it got to a point where I was like,

I am so envious of this man's ability to sleep this soundly. And so finally I was like squeezing his foot, almost like toe. At a syrup, just say like, yo. I did. I said, excuse me, sir, sir, sir. I mean, there's a loud movie playing.

Squeezing his toes. Oh, I'm shaking him. And then his bare arm, I started patting it. And that finally woke him up. And he went, and I went, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry to bother you, but you're snoring very loudly. And he goes, oh, OK, OK. And then he dereclined his seat to sit up

so that he wouldn't fall asleep. And no one around gave me the applause that I was expecting. They should have stood up like Brendan Fraser at the end of The Whale. Yes. And caused just the entire fucking theater. Yes, yes. A nine-minute standing ovation for you

for shaking this fat dude's toe. Look. Squeezing his toes. Squeezing his toe. Shaking it. Why did you even listen to that guy? I was going like this. We should have laid some Icelandic salmon across his brow. By that point I'd finished it. If I woke up in the movie theater and someone was squeezing my toes, oh that's a lawsuit. Well, I tried other things and they didn't work. I mean, there was stages to it. Yeah.

I think that I would maybe get an usher at that point. I have no snitch. I put out my own fires. Just get like a 13-year-old boy to go over and squeeze his toes. Can you shine a flashlight in this guy's face? The movie is about a white nationalist Aryan kind of- You've got my attention. Group that sort of splinters off and becomes much more radical and starts becoming militant and trying to take back the country. And it's based on a true story.

And it's got Jude Law as the FBI agent who's trying to thwart them. Love Jude Law. Is it based in Washington or something? Yes, that's exactly right. I remember that story. Wasn't there a standoff on a bridge or something like that? Yes, yes.

And they rob Brinks trucks and banks. They're a militia. They're a militia. They're a militia. And they get pretty, I mean, they're doing big bad shit. And Nicholas Holt is the leader. He's a great actor. But it's legal to have a militia. It's constitutionally protected to have a militia.

Yes. Interesting. No well-armed militia shall be disbanded or whatever the fuck they say. Yeah, that's interesting. You know what I mean? I think that Charleston White used to say that. Like, if you're an inner city gang, you should just name yourselfarmed militia shall be disbanded or whatever the fuck they say. Yeah, that's interesting. You know what I mean? I think that Charleston White used to say that.

Like if you're an inner city gang, you should just name yourself a militia and you have implicit legal protection. Yeah, but how fun is it to be a standing militia without any missions? We're just a militia that meets up and oils our guns and then goes home? Yeah, that is sad. You need to do some ne'er-do-well. You need to maybe a drive-by. You need to do something.

A militia that does good would be cool. Yeah. Nah. No? No. No, I mean, that's what superheroes are. Vigilantes? Vigilantes.

Vigilantes. Yeah, I don't fuck with vigilantes. So this movie is... There's like the dudes from America that like go to fight in the Ukraine war. I would call this movie sort of too far. That's mercenaries. That's people, they're getting paid. If it's a vigilante, you're like doing it for free.

Yeah. Are those guys getting paid though? Yes. What? They get paid so much. Defense contractors? Oh yeah. Really? They get paid so much. Defense contractors probably defense contractors. Really? They do.

How much? Like a hundred, a hundred bucks. Now I'm thinking of it. A hundred bucks? A day. A day? Sometimes. If they really bust their ass and don't eat dinner. Depends on how vigil they are about their aunties.

They have to be vigil as hell. This movie is The Town meets black Klansmen meets Twilight. Twilight? The Washington. Vampires? On your hat setting, gives it beautiful cinematography, great acting, good writing, really good movie, highly recommend.

I didn't like the black Klansmen at all. I didn't like it either. That movie was weird. I didn't like it. Why too stylized? Yeah, they are just Adam Driver as the villain doesn't play was weird. I didn't like it. Why, too stylized? Yeah, I just didn't. Or just Adam Driver as the villain doesn't play for me. Yeah, he didn't really play for me.

He wasn't the villain. He wasn't? Yeah, he was. He was screaming the M word in it. No, he was not. Adam Driver was a good guy in that movie. Oh yeah, yeah, he was undercover. Yeah.

Yeah, he was an undercover. Oh, so he just got screaming. He just screamed the M word. Yeah, he wrote the script. Right, right. Yeah, no, I just didn't think that. That movie didn't do it. I didn't like it either.

Yeah. I didn't like it either. I thought it was too. The town, though. Town's amazing. Great movie. So this is all those wrapped up into one. It's excellent.

Go see it. Yeah, but that's like you're giving me one out of those three movies I like. So take out Black Klansman. OK. Let's call it Twilight meets. Oh, you didn't like Twilight. Let's call it The Town. OK. This didn't like Twilight. Let's call it the town

Okay, this movie is the town. How many three billboards go watch the town again. Did you like the town? I loved it. Then you're gonna love this Go see the order It's got the in it. I would definitely watch this movie. It does sound good. Is it action-packed? Yes. There's lots of action go watch a suspense Good gore What's that? Fuck yeah, dude. I love that. I didn't even get to pitch my movie yet. Definitely see this instead of a Nora.

I saw a Nora. Oh, I heard a Nora was great. I heard it's amazing. I mean, it's a fuckfest. Oh, really? It's a fuckfest. I don't like that. Right. I don't like a movie with too much with too much fuck

Well, then I know it might not be for you I feel like every movie nowadays or not even now I feel like there was a period of time where every movie just starts off with like a Graphic sex scene and you're just looking at some dudes bare-ass. Yeah, this is a plug session. Yeah ass yeah this is a plug session yeah I watched a movie I forgot what movie I watched a movie recently that I turned on and immediately it's like wasn't season four of girls could have been was it till the devil knows you're dead with Philip Seymour Hoffman because that movie starts with a sex scene it dad it genuinely might have been that movie not even even, I'm not even kidding you.

It's a pretty good movie. I'm pretty sure I just watched that movie. That's a good movie. Till the Devil Knows You're Dead. I think that's the exact movie I would refer to. I mean, that's gotta be one of the all time polls we've had on the podcast. That movie came out 15 years ago.

What the fuck was that? Wait, no, it literally was this movie. Yeah. That completely trumps him finishing your sentence when you said avocado oils. Let's just put it this way. I think that the knowledge battle is tilting sharply in my favor. That's so, dude, it was this movie. I just watched this movie the other day.

I'm pretty thrilled about that. That's so weird. Yeah, that's a good movie. Yeah, it was pretty good. Underrated. It kind of flew under the radar, I would say. It's a little long. It's a good movie. Yeah, it was pretty good. Underrated, it kind of flew under the radar, I would say. It's a little long.

It's a little long. What a cast. Isn't Morgan Freeman in that? No. I think that's how they get away with making movies long, because this movie, Enora, was a little long too. That was my feeling leaving it. But I think if they front load it with titties,

I think that you can get away with making a movie long. Meanwhile, the Disney flicks are like 81 minutes. Yeah. No tits. Yeah, true. Till the Devil Knows Your Dead kind of reminded me of like Uncut Gems, kind of just how like everything goes wrong the entire time.

Like a Ben Stiller movie. No, no. And I also love Ben Stiller, so. You know that he was at the Diddy parties. No, he was not. He was doing cartwheels at the Diddy parties. No. Wilson! No, no chance. Yeah, he was at the Diddy parties. No, he was not. He was doing cartwheels at the Diddy parties. No. Wilson!

No, no chance. Yeah, he was. I will not take any disrespect towards Stiller. Diddy? Your hero? And Diddy. Your fucking hero. The first scene of the movie,

Anora, has Tiddies in it. But it was at one of those theaters where you can get a full dinner. And so the lady is taking our order during the first scene. And I was concerned that I'd missed the titties for the entire movie. Thank God it was a fuckfest. Ugh, what a relief. It was... I must imagine the relief I felt when I realized that it was a fuckfest. I mean, yeah, it's a lot of weight off your shoulders.

I can't imagine ordering a full dinner at a movie. That just seems... Really? You must not be going to the right movie theaters. Well, I think to me, it's like, that's too much food with the dinner I'm bringing in. Yeah. Well, I didn't see my problem. I didn't get to eat in the Uber. Why did you guess till the devil knows you're dead?

Is this troubling you? It is troubling me. Then I choose not to answer. But like, do we all have like the same like Amazon like movies we think you'll like? You're not gonna, I literally watched this movie. You're not gonna know. You've got, you've gotten it recommended. It had to have been that. Wrong. That's not it. That is not it. There's a

different way. You are not gonna know how I pulled that. Did I keep my Amazon logged in it like the Funny Bone in Columbus or some shit? I can tell you right now that it's not as easy of an answer as you think. It's actually incredibly hard. However you want to write off the fact that I figured that out is wrong. And it wasn't happenstance.

It was a slumdog millionaire-esque of happenstance, or not happenstance, of his life basically led to the answer. Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, let me ask you something. How much data do you use? Too much. A fuckton. Literally. How much data do you use? A fuckton. So much, so much. I don't even look to log on to the wifi places. I just use data. Well that's where you're making a fucking mistake right now. And I'll tell you that honestly as your friend.

And let me ask you this, what's your bill looking like this much this month? Out of control, $150. Oh, Jesus. That's too much much let's be real boys you're probably getting ripped off by your current mobile phone carrier but here's the good news switch to mobile X to get unfucked mobile X is the new kind of phone carrier that will save you a ton of cash on your phone bill simply download the app and take control of how much you pay people are paying for mobile data that they don't use.

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One reason people are connected to Wi-Fi, just like Francis said, they aren't even using mobile data. Did you notice I'm wearing sweatpants today? I did, with a couple stains on them. I know, dude. I'm fucking going through it. Are you painting today? It's fucking brutal.

I haven't worn sweatpants this entire fall season. I'm happy to hear that. It's for you. Well, we have a young man that we leave an impression on. It's in supplication to you. I appreciate that. Hard pants. And I could not today, dude.

I have fucking stains on the... I think this is from the movie theater. Really? That I have stains on my fucking pants. I need to wash my pants, but these are new sweatpants. I just love them so much. And I just... I fucking couldn't today't today but luckily Sash wore hard pants and wearing hard pants you wearing hard pants. I only wear hard pants. I sleep in hard pants.

I know I felt bad because I was wearing hard pants. Go check out mymobilex.com or download the mobile X app from the App Store or on Google Play. And I just trick people to listen to the end of the ad. Fucking idiots, idiots. You ever see Sombra Millionaire? No, we've talked about that. You're supposed to see it though. I know, I have no interest. Why?

I don't know, it just doesn't look good. I think you're- I mean, one best picture- Your prejudices blaring through against our Indian brothers and sisters. There is a dance scene. I don't know if that changed for you. There is. I would assume there's many dance scenes.

Jai ho! Chaiwala! Chaiwala, the tea boy. Is it dubbed? 15 billion rupees! No, it's in English. It's in English? Yeah.

It's not dubbed. And it doesn't have as many dance scenes as RRR. Oh yes, I've heard RRR is great. What's that? It's another Indian movie. A picture. It's kind of like Lone Survivor. It is a little bit Lone Survivorish. Really? You said that that movie was like, I remember you talked about on the Yak. You said you thought it was gonna win Oscars. For effects maybe. RR? I remember you were raving about RR. No, Nick was.

Oh, okay. But I watched it after Nick was raving about it. And it is, it's like the most action packed movie that you could ever expect to see. Even more than, even more than The Raid. Lone Survivor. The Ra raid. Have you seen the raid?

No, what's that? Oh, you would love the raid. I'm not going to say that. The bug spray, the raid? No. Do you know the town? I am familiar. It's like the town, except more gunfighting.

No, the raid is, have you seen the raid? Oh my god. Raid one, raid two. Guys. I've never seen it. I'm not kidding you, this is not a joke. Drop what you're doing and go watch the raid. I'm looking it up right now. The raid is an Indonesian film about a sort of police group that needs to infiltrate. Oh, well, bro, I just saw this on a plane. I didn't watch it, but I was about to click on it. It was on a Delta. It is worthy of being watched on a bigger screen. Really?

For what it's worth. I wasn't in because I didn't know what it was. And I was like, if it's that good, I would have heard of it. But then I heard it's Indonesian. It's an Indonesian. But you don't need, you're not, it's not, you're not bothered by the fact that it's

in a different language at all. The dialogue is. I'm just saying that's an excuse of why I wouldn't have heard of it. I'm not bothered by the fact that it's in a different language at all. The dialogue is... I'm just saying that's an excuse of why I wouldn't have heard of it. I'm not happy with Indonesian. I'm sure you're bothered by the fact that it is in another language. No, I wasn't actually. I'm sure I would be. There's very little dialogue.

It's truly just fighting the entire time. As a true American level. But it's the best fight choreography I've ever seen in a movie. Ever. Period. Have you ever seen The Fighter? Yes, I have. That in a movie, ever. Period. You've never seen The Fighter? Yes, I have. That's pretty good. No. The boxing movie? Yeah, it's a phenomenal movie.

It's a good movie, but I wouldn't even give that fight. I mean, I would put the John Wick movie fight choreography up ahead of that. Watch like Rocky and then watch The Fighter. Or Creed. The fight choreography in Creed's pretty good, too. I think you're saying Rocky's trash. I meant the fight choreography in Creed's pretty good too. I think you're saying Rocky's trash fight choreography in Rocky's awful. I know that. I agree with that.

They're just hitting each other with full on roundhouses every time. No defense, no defense. Hands down, hands fully down. The fighter is a great movie. That's one of that used to be one of my favorite movies. I don't know if it's in my top five anymore, but it was for a while. You think it makes you more or less likely to see a movie when there's a the in front of the title I don't think it has an impact on me you're impervious to the outside the

mm-hmm it makes me want to see something if it's the something I mean even I'll go as far as watching the beekeeper That's how deep I fucking went with it There's so many movies that I need to see There's some good ones coming out. Apparently the brutalist with the good one The gladiator the The Gladiator 2. The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Esmeralda's fine ass. The Town. The Town. The Departed. The Goodwill Hunting. The Goodwill Hunting. This is uh...

The Star Wars. I developed a stress induced twitch on my right eyelid. I can only feel it. It... Ha! That looks fucking good. That looked cool. Is that... Are you physical comedying me? I am, yeah.

Does it feel like your eyelid is being sucked in above your eye? I just feel like it's just twitching. Going like that? Won't stop twitching. I get that, and it drives me fucking not me too What it feels like your eyelid like doesn't fit in like where it's supposed to go. Yeah, what causes that? I have no clue Probably fatigue would be my guess. I I used to get the muscle spasms all the time, but I don't get those anymore Blessings on bless tremors. It just makes me think I'm not really working out that hard which can't be true because I'm really hitting it hard

These days you're obviously working out hard enough. Look at your fucking I'm going nuts in the gym these days I'm going absolute. I fuck super sets Yeah, a lot of super sets. Yeah, Susan. It's showing brought back super sets. Yeah, shout the fucking fights. I will say I after rewatch after watching surviving bar, so I think I I Think I had the wrong idea of Taylor I don't know why I in my head I was picturing him like a full foot shorter than he is and maybe a hundred pounds lighter full foot shorter than he is and maybe a hundred pounds lighter. He's a monster. Just a refresher course, Sass said that Fidelberg is significantly stronger than Taylor.

I didn't say he was significantly, I said I think he could outbench Taylor. Taylor called me that the next day. Like hurt. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, he is. He was like, what the fuck? Sass. He's like, like he's the biggest person I've ever met.

He's so big, dude. He said he's gonna come to New York and lift me up. And we're gonna turn off the lights of the room and then just turn on like a spotlight. It's just gonna be on him fucking waiting to torture you. Yeah, he's a big boy. He said he's gonna make you go rigid and lift you up. I think he could power clean you from the ground.

Clean and jerk your ass. Just straight overhead. Yeah, probably. He could snatch you. He could snatch you. I think he could do that to any of us. But specifically you. But you'd have to go rigid.

How much do you think he squats? I don't think Harry can go rigid. No. Can you go rigid? No. Try it. I can't. Light as a feather, stiff as a board board like you couldn't go rigid like I

think you go rigid oh yeah a little bit of a bend to you yeah I don't think you can go rigid no I can so you only have the core strength so you kind of sag in the middle I'm gonna get after it this weekend though No, really? I'm actually pretty pumped this weekend. Yeah for like a finite amount of time Well, I work out hard as fuck this week five shows in Grand Rapids And I'm bringing no one with me and it's gonna be ten degrees the entire time I'm there I'm planning on just getting in the gym for like four hours a day membership while you're there

Yeah, hotel gym get a blink membership while you're there. Yeah hotel gym get a blink membership While you're there. Yeah local Sometimes nice to go to a local in a foreign city Yeah, you just put on the 80 pound weighted vest and fucking spaz Ticket sales are great Not looking forward to it though. They're really good. They're pretty solid. I'm shows should be good I'm not looking forward to being in a hotel for three days. I got a good workout for you and something that I've been meaning to bring up on the podcast.

I'm all cardio. Yeah, then you're going to like this. Just all Peloton. You said you're going to go hard this weekend and you're saying you're all Peloton? Yeah, I'm going to do three hours on the Peloton, free ride. I said you do four. That's fucking bad. Well, I'll probably do three on the Peloton and then four on the you do four. That's fucking bad. Well, I'll probably do three on the Peloton

and then four on the StairMaster. Seven hours. Yeah. StairMaster is insane. I did the StairMaster when I was in high school for so long that it stopped. And it said, you are done. You're at the top floor.

No, I'm not even kidding. It wasn't that long, it was 30 minutes. That is a long time to be on the StairMaster. StairMaster is a great fucking hard worker. Yeah, I used to be in really good shape before I gave up on everything. What's your workout form? I was watching this guy on Instagram. I think his name is Mark Is Primal.

Oh yeah, I know him. You know him? Yeah, Mark's Primal. Yeah. What was that correction? You took out the I. I don't think he likes to highlight the is. Mark's primal?

Yeah. It's actually pronounced Marky primal. Marky. Like M-A-R-Q-U-I-S. Marquis de primal. Monsieur de Marquis de primal. He says that a good thing to do every once in a while that is to run for your life. Yeah, I can see that.

Talks about how on a treadmill, he likes to sprint because he thinks that from a very sort of evolutionary standpoint, it's good for human beings to make sure that they can run for their life. I like that. I like that too. I haven't sprinted in quite some time. And I do think that there is occasion

in life where I may need to run for my life and I don't want to be too far from having done that. I don't even know when you'd have to run for your life ever again in history. Fires, floods, school shootings. But that's not even sprinting for your life. Say there's a shooter in a movie theater or something like that, you don't get to just sprint for your life. Say there's a shooter in a movie theater or something like that. You don't get to just sprint for your life. You have to go downstairs, hide behind something, jump over. It's a lot like a tag course.

That's just in a movie theater. What if you're in the food court of a mall? But there's still obstacles in the way. You don't get a straight shot of running for your life these days anymore. But that's because you guys, no disrespect, you guys are running for your life in the food court, whereas I'm on the second floor balcony and I am running for everyone else's life.

I'm going to take a flying squirrel leap off the top and then land directly on the guy. Oh, you're running towards the... I'm running towards the fight. I see that. See, I'm running away. I'm hiding behind... I'm using a human shield as the person in front of Panda Express who's handing out the orange shield.

You could use Sass as a human shield. He does not go limp, so he's very malleable. You can create a good- That he would be heavy is my concern. That he would just drop like a rock in front of me when I try to human shield him and I wouldn't be able to hold him up. You need a little bit of complicit, you need someone to comply when you want them to human shield. It's also tough to get Sass to be a human shield

because he hates being touched. He hates human contact. He'd be like, all right, all right. I don't like that. Dude, when I was really, when I was younger, when I was younger, they did like school shooting training at our school. But it was like, this was like before.

This is how to do it. No, it was like the police were doing like a run through and they had like kids like volunteer and get like, my neighbor did it. And he said that the police were just walking around with like paintball guns. And like the shooter had a paintball gun and like they had to like,

you had to like use people as like human shields and shit. And he said it was like insane. He actually said it was like fucking awesome my neighbor He said it was like crazy But I think this was also well before like the threat of school shootings was as high as it is now pre Columbine No, not pre post but pretty things that really kicked things off Yeah, but I feel like there was a gap between like Columbine and then there was like a string of There there was other ones, but it just didn't pop off again until Parkland or U-Vol.D. Parkland.

Parkland for sure. Well then, but then, right. I don't know. We can change the topic. No, but that's a, no, I think they, I feel like you're guys lying to you. There's no way that they were having paintball gun shootouts.

Otherwise it was like a Billy Madison ass police chief that was in there just being like let's have a fucking blast in here It was training for the police. So it was like I don't think it was like the the shooter had a paintball gun This is what I remember. I wasn't there. This person told me this when I was probably 10 So I could be wrong on those they could details. Or they could have lied to you. And they could have lied to me. They could have lied to your susceptible oatmeal brain. But yeah, they said that it was like the, like the, and then the cops come in and whole thing. Because that would almost make it, that would gamify it so much that it would make you want to do it. No. Well, in light

of that, I had a, I remember I had a sexual assault prevention class and health class in high school. That was a class that they were teaching in high school? Well, they brought in these, they brought in some expert, in health class. In health class. I thought that was like just the full class was sexual assault prevention. No. You failed sexual assault prevention. We have to set you back a grade. Yeah, I'm going to SAP.

I got SAP after lunch. And then, luckily, I got to end the day at the gym. I've been SAP too. I got AP SAP. AP SAP. It's looking like I'm going to flunk SAP. So what was the tenets of the class? And who were the experts?

Well, they brought in an expert. It was health class. We were doing all kinds of stuff. And then they brought in some sexual assault prevention people who did that as their full time job from some outside thing to just teach for the day. And they were going through. They opened the class by saying that 98% of sexual assaults happened

from a man to a woman. And then they went on to say to everyone that if you are being attacked and potentially sexually assaulted, you should splay your keys between your fingers and use them, or you can take your stiletto off and stab someone with it. And I was like, given what you started the class with, don't you think you should dismiss the men before we begin this segment, because you are literally

giving us the playbook. Yeah. Like I'm not following the girl whose keys are jangling in her pocket. Francis just furiously like writing down, like bring arm guards. Yeah. Oh no, look, that girl's got, you know. Cut her stilettos off before. The bloody shoes, the blood bottomed, lube-itons,

those are particularly sharp stilettos. Yeah, they do. They should have just been like, get mace. Bear mace. Yeah. Hit a bear 30 yards. It's crazy that mace is illegal in New York. New York. And so, dude, I tried to buy Anthony

Weiner was the one that wrote the law. But pepper spray is not? No, it's I think it's all. Dude, I saw a woman Mace a guy on the subway. Well, yeah, people have it. But like I tried to buy. I would have reported her. You should have. If I had sent her to jail. If you didn't have Mace in your eyes. That's illegal. Does anyone have any fucking milk? So I can hit the emergency button to call some people down to put this girl away? Why did she Mace to the guy? Because he was nuts and he was all over, he was going around all of us.

He was on the car prowling. He was like a werewolf in the middle of a transformation. It's crazy. I mean, that's literally the center of that other guy's story that's in the middle of the news right now. Do you think if you smoke crack and you're high on crack and you're having a fucking day, like you're prowling on top of people's cars and then you get pepper sprayed, if you're, if you smoke crack and you're high on crack and you're like, you're having a day, like you're prowling on top of people's cars and then you get pepper sprayed. You think that immediately takes you back down to earth?

Or do you think it like enhances the high? I don't think it's crack. I think it's bath salts, bath salts, where pepper spray probably brings you to a new realm. It's like in split that that movie where he comes. I was only able to gnaw through half my arm before the pepper spray, but that boost got me through the bones. I can see pepper spray having like a bad side like a like it like you shouldn't use it on certain people House things could get like he's getting a power Someone just turns into a fucking monster

Levitating Takes up a car like throws it into a building. But I feel like it also could just take you right back down to earth. Like I feel like it would like, I feel like you could like not feel the pain from it because you're on crack. But then I think it would reduce the high that you'd just be

like, what the fuck am I doing? Why am I, why am I on my hands and knees on the lid of this Tesla? You just turned into the great Gatsby. Gosh, I need to brush up my LinkedIn profile. Forgive me for smelling of feet. Sorry, old girl. It's so crazy that those fucking, those football players got pepper sprayed.

The Michigan Ohio Michigan players, frumpy cops who are fucking pepper spraying them. What the fuck lunatic. What from there was multiple frumpy bastard. Like they probably take it. They probably brag to their families that they get to do the detail at the Michigan game. Oh, 100%.

Well, cause I'm pretty sure that don't some cops travel with the team probably like so that you got some Ohio. Like you't some cops travel with the team? Probably. Like, so that you got some Michigan cops with you in case the Ohio State cops are a little biased towards... I don't know if that's true. Is that just something you threw out? I feel like I was talking about it with my father and we were both under the impression that a cop might travel with the team. Friendly cops? Yeah. Maybe. I don't know. Team security is probably a thing.

I mean, if Barstool has fucking security going on, the movie and smelly, I'm pretty sure that you guys got fucking what's his name? Dumbo or whatever. Yeah. What's that big fat guy's name on the Eagles? The thug. That thug that likes to hit players that are actively playing. They know that all of the proceeds from the charity, from the merch, which we also sell at Barstool Sports, so he's our coworker, goes to the Eagles Autism Foundation,

I'm pretty sure. So choose your next words carefully. Yeah, they can use that. A lot of autism running through that team. It's for the players. The autism fund is going straight to Sirianni. Go fucking say that, bro. You know that if he was an, like he'd be a much better play calling mind if he had a

little bit more autism. Yeah, he's not autistic at all. They're raising money for him to get a little autism. So he can call some fucking futuristic plays. The best part of rookie dinners is who can calculate the tip quickest. Yeah. Dude, uh, fucking. Lamp down the pen.

Lot of drama going on with the birds right now. People are saying that AJ Brown. You know it's a Psy-Op. You know that they're implanting this. I mean, is this not, it's exactly what I said. And it's literally like, this is how you guys, this is the start of the downfall. What are you guys right now?

10 and two, 11 and two? We're nine and oh in our last nine games. Okay, well what is, what are your overall record? 11 and two. 11 and two. And then what, so you'll end the season 14 and two? Or you'll end the season? 14 and three you think? We'll lose another game?

I think you'll lose out. So that would be 11 and seven. Yeah. 11 and six. What was it last year? You guys were undefeated. You were 11 and 7. Yeah. 11 and 6. What was it last year? You guys were undefeated. You were 11 and 0, right? I think you started the season 11 and 0.

And then I think you finished 11 and 6. I think we were 10 and 1. It's just the downfall. And I honestly... You're just preying on it. No, I genuinely don't. I don't want to see it happen, but at a certain point... Was it Einstein that said that the definition of an,

what did he say? Insanity. Insanity is doing the same thing. It wasn't Einstein. And expecting a different outcome. I think it was Freud. Was it Freud? I'm not certain.

I don't think it was. Well, maybe you're right. Einstein, or I mean, we could probably go like a law of physics or something like that. Like what goes up must come down or something like that or you're trying to call Eagles fans crazy oh well as Einstein I'm glad did you see how I did that though I didn't have that much conviction yeah well cuz you knew you were wrong no I didn't know you knew deep down you know if I'd known I wouldn't have said anything at all in that quote out of there I knew who it was from

typically when you speak I just assume it's wrong. But my point in teaching you here is that when I'm not sure, I defer. Look, I would love the Eagles to make it to the Super Bowl. That would make my year. Well, they've won a Super Bowl since I've worked at Barstool. So I don't think it's the definition of insanity. We went to a Super Bowl. With Sirianni?

We went to the Super Bowl two years ago. And what happened of insanity. We went to a Super Bowl with Sirianni two years We went to the Super Bowl two years ago and what happened? Yeah, we went to the Super Bowl Jalen Hurts tried to throw a Hail Mary and it went 30 yards We went to a Super Bowl. I rewatched that the other day one of the worst passes in all of NFL history We went to a Super Bowl you were a child when the Patriots went to Super Bowls, that's not true I went to the Super Bowl parade. Yeah, with tit in mouth. You sat on your dad's shoulders. No, you went with tit in mouth.

I got drunk. That's how old I was. Off tit. Old enough to be drunk. Because your mom was drinking. Old enough to party. You had, you might have been standing. Spiked breast milk.

You had spiked breast milk. I'm just saying right now, it's Saquon versus the rest of the league. Because he's good. It's well, he has the rest of the best defense. Because the rest of his team is going to crumble. I mean you think that. I think Saquon's got, Saquon's got like Super Bowl mindset. He's got winning mindset.

I think Jalen Hurts knows deep down he's not that guy. Okay. So let's, let's make it, let's make a. I think AJ Brown knows deep down Devontae Smith is that guy. Let's make a... I think AJ Brown knows deep down, Devontae Smith is that guy. Let's make a impalement bet. One of us gets the Washington Monument shoved up our ass if a certain set of things happens or doesn't happen. Okay.

All right. What's your thing? Because you just said they're going to lose out. So if they don't lose out, you get Washington Monument in ass. Who they play? They play the Steelers this week? Yeah. Great game.

What are they? Who they play next week? Commanders. That's an easy win. Week after that? Cowboys. Easy win. OK, so they're definitely not going to lose out. I don't know if the Cowboys are an easy win. The Cowboys are kind of.

They're frisky. The Cowboys are OK, but they're not. Actually, no, the Cowboys are terrible. What are we talking about? The Cowboys beat the Bengals, who have the worst defense in the NFL. And the best offense. Or they lost to the, yeah, they lost. But in the NFL. I'm the best offense. No, they lost to the yeah, they lost but they like that was the only like and then who they beat before that the Giants

just say a number of what what the Eagles have to do for you to shove this up your ass. They're definitely going to say the number say you're you're making these grandiose claims, but now you have a point to your asshole. You make your point and then I'll make my. You just said lose out and I'm saying that, lose out. If the Eagles lose out, I'll shove that up my ass.

Okay, okay. And what's yours? But if the Eagles don't lose out, I'm not shoving that up my ass. No, you have to. What do you mean? There's not no man's land where this doesn't get shoved up someone's ass.

I don't think that the Eagles are gonna lose out now that I know the rest of their schedule. You just said they're gonna lose out. You said this is the beginning of the end. I feel like the remainder of their schedule last year was a lot more difficult than it is this year. Well, they beat the Chiefs and they beat the Bills down the stretch. And then they lost to the shitty teams like the Cardinals who were one of the worst teams.

Well, they lost to the Bucks, then they lost to the Bucks again. Let's do our parlay. They lost to the Bucks in the back half of the season towards the end and then they got and then they lost to the, I mean Baker. I'd love to get onto the parlay. Say your terms to shove this up your ass this I'm trying to think of my terms I mean it just seems like you're you're playing scared as fuck right now you like to make grandiose claims but when the Washington Monument is at the tip of your cheek okay here we go

we don't do the Thursday game right are you Are you going to put it in this week? I'll put it in. Sunday first game Baltimore Ravens at New York Giants. The spread is 14 and a half. Wait, can you repeat that Ravens at Giants spreads 14 and a half? What's over under 43? 14 and a half is interesting. 43. 14 and a half is interesting.

You think under? Tyler says under. Sash, are you with us? I was going to say over. I can see the Ravens putting up 43 alone. Yeah, but the Giants might put up negative points alone. I can see the Giants getting, the Giants are really bad. This has to be, this has to be smoother than this process that we're in right now. Ravens? You go with the Ravens? Ravens

minus 14 and a half. Okay, then let's go with the Giants then. What would make you happy? Dude, any time a team winning by 14 and a half is insane. We went over this last week. 14 and a half is insane. We went over this last week. The Giants are the worst team ever. Who's there? Absolutely. Drew Locke. They're not trying to win.

I like over. Okay. Over. Over. Sorry, Tyler. We have to make him happy. We went over this. The Panthers thing I was right about.

And you will always be right. Yes. It's never... Okay. Commanders at Saints. I got the first coin flip right. Wait, where are you getting Commanders at Saints? That's way down the thing.

No, it's my next one. Okay. Commanders at Saints. That's way down the thing. No, it's my next one. Okay. Commanders at Saints, commanders are favored by 7 1⁄2, over under is 43 1⁄2. Hammer the over. Hammer the over. Okay. Chiefs at Browns, chiefs are favored by four, over under is 45.

The chiefs. Yeah, chiefs minus four like that Dolphins at Texans dolphins, excuse me Texans are favored by two and a half spread over under is 47 Dolphins at Texans two and a half is interesting So do I. Dolphins. You like the dolphins, Sass? Yeah, I'll take the dolphins plus two and a half. Dolphins.

Okay, bangles at Titans. Bangles are five point favorites over unders 46 and a half. I like bangles. Just because how many points they can put up. Jets at Jaguars, Jets are three point favorites. Over-under is 40.5. Mack Jones? I can't bet.

For the life of me, I can't take Jets minus three. OK, do you like the over or the under? No. You want Jaguars plus three? No. Then take the Jets. Maybe we'll just take Jets money line. Okay fine. Minus 166 on that. Dallas Cowboys at Carolina Panthers. Cowboys are two and a half point dogs. Over-under is 43. Cowboys are dogs? Yeah I hate that. Wait what and what's that where is what and what's that? Where is it? And what's the over under?

43 I think It's at that Carolina Carolina, but Cowboys play better on the road. They suck at home Let's go over over 43 over 43. That's gonna be a sweat Colts at Broncos We are talking about the Bron Broncos are four point favorites. Over-under is 44. That could be some inclement weather. What's the, at Broncos?

What's the Colts record right now? Do they have a shot at the playoffs? They're in the hunt. They're in the hunt. Should we take the Colts? Or is that, the fucking Broncos have really good defense? Broncos are pretty good, dude. The Broncos have really good defense.

Broncos? The quarterback has a fucking cannon. Or under. I kind of like the under. I like the under. Under it is. Under. Bills at Lions, game of the week.

The Lions are two and a half point favorites. Who for under is 54 and a half. Should we go Bills to win to win bills to win outright? Bill's money line or should we just take the points? Bill's points. Bills are winning this game. You think? Yes.

I like that. Detroit. Let's do the spread though. Let's do plus two and a half. Yes. You're really that confident? I think that the bills are winning this game. So do I. I love the Bills. The

Lions have shown. I love the Bills too, but the Lions are really fucking good. I know, but the Bills are good. The Lions have a lot of hurt players on defense though. Yes. They gotta drop one. Yep. We're going Bills plus two and a half. And this will still, this is a loseable game for the Lions because they'll still maintain the number one seed because it's out of conference loss. So they could lose across the lines

and still keep their ground on the Eagles. Okay, we have Steelers at Eagles. The Eagles are five point favorites. Over-Unders 42 and a half. I like the over. 40 what? 42 and a half. Steelers have good defense.

But people are putting up points on them still. OK, let's go Eagles. I mean, over. Over. Bucks at Chargers. These games are phenomenal. Chargers are three point favorites over under 45 and a half. Chargers. I love the Bucks. What? Yeah.

Where is the game in LA? You love the bucks love the box, all right, I like the bucks okay bucks bucks bucks bucks Okay, Pat's at Cardinals Cardinals are five and a half point favorites overenders 46 and a half Cardinals I like Pat's five point five Cardinals, bro You cannot be better. You cannot have me out here betting on the f***ing pats bro. Dude, the Cardinals are not good. The Cardinals are still in the hunt for their division. You think they're gonna win? You think they're gonna beat the Patriots by five and a half? It's gonna be a field goal game. The Patriots will lose, but it'll be a field goal.

Do you want to go Cardinals money line minus 230? Fine. I'm good with that. Okay. My cardinal's my line in that game. You're building a separate one. I've been I've taken everything. I'm going to take Patriots 5.5.

No, bro. What a fucking douchebag. No, you can't. Fine. Fine. I guess I'll bet against my sudden you're going to splinter off and just do your own thing? I'll bet against my team. I took it.

Look, I bet Cardinals. Why are you doing your own? Because then I can see it on my phone. How, for what, like a dollar? Yeah. OK. This is like when you went and played roulette and we wanted you to play blackjack with us.

It's exactly like that. And then I won. Oh, cool, man. We're all happy for you. All right. Damn dude there's two Monday night games. Why don't you just, can we just cut his mic for the rest of this segment where the entire group bets together? You shouldn't even be allowed to have your phone out. You're supposed to be in analyst mode. He's hosting. I'm looking at the, I'm looking at the I'm looking at the spread You can't make a call when you're looking at it when you have to hear it

You have to hear what the game is come up with your prediction in your mind and then see if the where it falls Compared to the line. All right, use your fucking head Packers at sea hawks. Shut up. Shut up Packers at Seahawks. I think Packers win this. Packers are 2 and 1.5 point favorites. I think the Packers win. I think that the Seahawks have been hot recently. And I think the people are a little bit too on the Seahawks.

I think that the Packers need to win to keep pace. There are two Monday night games. Did you take minus 2 and 1.5? Yeah. You don't like it, Sas? No, I like it. By the way. It's just the only thing is the Seahawks is a tough home game.

We've been taking into consideration your contributions. Come again. Well, you've talked us out of should we just bet the rest of the season? Wait, hold on. Just do the whole rest of that. We predict every single game for the rest of the year. The Stephen Che. All right. We've got the Monday night games in this.

Do we include them? Yeah, because we're going to record. Oh, right. Okay. Bears and Vikings. Gattos, two games. Bears are six and a half point dogs. And then we'll get to the point.

If we get to Monday night, then we'll get to the point if we if we get to Monday night, then we'll be in this like do we cash out phase? Yeah. Oh, good thought. And we'll have to debate. Once we hit all of our bets on Sunday. Yeah. Once we go perfect on Sunday. Okay, so the Bears are six and a half point dogs at the Vikings. See, I have faith in the Bears, but then they got fucking smoked by the 49ers and the 49ers aren't even that good. Yeah, but the Vikings. I feel like the Vikings are on frog watch. That's what I mean. That's why bears.

I wouldn't mind taking bears here. Bear spread. Bear spread. I don't know. Dude, the Bears are a disaster. Vikings money line. It's division game, too. It means more in the over under forty three and a half over. Yeah, let's take over. Okay Falcons at Raiders Falcons are four-point favorites. I think given what Nick said that we should bet against the Falcons Yeah, but Kurt Cousins is in need of a rebound game. He's due.

Or if he's just terrible, they might bench his ass. I kind of like the under at 44. Of 44. Under 44. Love it. Really? No, it's ass. I mean, what would you like? What would you like? I don't know well, we need this the last you gotta do we gotta do something I

Like Falcons minus four all right fine, okay, that's fine, okay All right hundred right week to a hundred to win what? Wait, I wanna make sure I, oh, there we go. Wait. It's 100 to win, like I think over a million dollars. 100 to win, yeah, it's over a million. No way. There's no way. Yeah, $1,044,054.27.

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That's good. SAS needs joint health. Anti-inflammatory aspects will help your joints for sure, but that could also help your bowels. That could help your spinal column. That's going to get you right, brother. This is great. Thank you.

I'm going to need to see progress reports that you're taking all of this. Do you take these every day? Of course. Every day. Probably with food. One soft gel daily. Yeah. Yeah, definitely with food. Probably with food. One soft gel daily. Definitely with food. Probably with food I'll get you one capsule daily.

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