Son of a Boy Dad - Welcome to 2025 | Son of a Boy Dad #262

Episode Date: January 1, 2025

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Hey, son of a boy, dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All right, welcome back to the son of a boy dad podcast. Today it is December 18th. Oh wait, when is this coming out? It's gonna come out on New Year's Day.

This is our New Year's Day episode. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. We did it, 2025. Big year, big year. And with that, we now conclude the 2024 season, montage of us or something. I like it.

I have a standup joke that I only tell for a week or two after New Year's every year, but every year becomes topical again right after New Year's. It's kind of a fun little holiday joke. You know it? No, I don't. Some fat guy's back fucking Trump, and then you act like it's Santa,

but it winds up being Trump. Is that it? Not a bad misdirect. No, I say that my New Year's resolution is that I'm only giving up my seat on the subway if I'm certain the pregnancy was intentional. Oh yes, I have heard that joke. That is a classic.

Pregnant women have, pregnant privilege is out of control. We're only making, we're setting them up for failure by giving them seats, something like that. Yes, I love that. The pregnancy demand too much. Yeah, yeah. That's one thing I'll definitely push for this year. Less rights for pregnant people.

Not sure this is the year to draw that line in the sand. Yeah. Yeah. I need all the rights. I'm about to march for the pregnant, our pregnant brothers and sisters who are fucking. Is there, are they doing a pregnant march this year? They should. Yeah. I could organize, I'm looking for a pregnant march this year? They should. Yeah. I could organize.

I'm looking for a new hobby this year. Really? Something fresh. I don't know. I feel like having something fresh would invigorate me. I've tried basically everything. You should get into fly fishing. That's not good fucking crazy, bro.

Boring as hell. It's not. There's so many things you can do. No, it does sound fun. It does sound fun. You get into fly tying, start tying some flies yourself. Is that something I could do from the comfort of your home? Yeah, of my home. Just the tie flying?

Yeah, you don't even have to fly fish. You could just tie flies for me, and then I'll take them. I'd like that. Yeah. It would be like crocheting class. It would probably stave off dementia. Yeah. That's not a bad idea.

I need to stave off my Alzheimer's this year. This could be the year, if I remember correctly. What'd you guys get for Christmas? Anything good? AKs, ARs. Those are always good ones. I don't know yet. I'm saving all my presents for a rainy day.

Oh, that's a fun idea. You're Hanukkah-ing yourself. You only get sad after you've opened your last present. I used to have so much remorse when I opened my final present. Oh, yeah. Looking behind the tree for another one. Just feeling like no grat.

I don't know. Not grat. It was just sad that it was over. And then I would take inventory. I would take an inventory of all the presents. And I premised that behind saying that I needed to know to whom I had to write thank you cards, but that wasn't it. You probably got some fucking incredible presents.

We weren't as rich growing up as we are now. I'm not even saying rich, I'm just saying you come from clearly a loved family. Yeah, that's true. Where your dad was probably shopping, your mom was probably shopping in October. Well every year my sister and my mom would say, guys, this year we're gonna make an effort

to go quality over quantity. And I think we should make it a limit that each person in the family only gets one gift for each other person in the family. That's this year? No, my sister and my mom started saying that like 10 years ago. And then my dad would pull me aside

and he would say, fuck that. No quantity. Quantity over quality. And then he would fill the presents with various chargers. My dad buys chargers. My dad buys chargers for our family every fucking year. I don't know if he lives in sharper image or what, but I'm telling you, and they're all obsolete now already. You gotta keep them though.

You never know when it's, technology is secular, like fashion. Like fashion? Yeah. Apple's gonna go back to the, It'll come back around. It will. Old charging ports.

Like I'm holding onto my USB port blocks. Yes. Because like you never know when you're gonna need, like you still need those for some things, but Apple's trying to make it seem like you only need USB-C now. Well what I'd like to see is somehow in movies, you know sometimes in movies what you see

is that some world catastrophic event has happened and now everything, the latest technology is no longer usable, but they figure out that if you go back to using some very outdated ancient technology, that still works because they're not part of the mainframe that got taken down by the terrorists or the AI or whatever. The record player always still works. You're walking through the bombed out town and you just hear some eerie music playing and the record player is just fucking rattling on. Just scratching because it got to the end of the record. Some creepy shit like that, bro. Some creepy ass shit. That always fucking happens to me. Does Hanukkah hit the same?

If getting a present once every day for 14 days? Does that hit the same as getting 14 presents all at once? Depends on the parents. And what I mean by that is if the parents are cognizant of competing with Christmas, yes. But if they are, I would say, pious and honoring the actual holiday of Hanukkah, typically no. What's your Jewish have to say on the subject? We celebrated Hanukkah when I was younger, but we never did like the big gifts,

like we would get like a candy bar or some shit. Yeah, it's usually erasers, tops. What? Erasers? Tie bars for bat mitzvahs and bar mitzvahs. Oh, no. Yeah. We got, because we? Tie bars. Yeah. For bat mitzvahs. Oh no. Yeah. We got because we all, but also because we celebrate Christmas. Which night would be the eraser night? I don't remember. I remember one time getting like a matchbox car. Was that good or bad? I was like, that was fun. But it was like, I mean, I was probably like six. Yeah. I just remember we had the menorah., and we lit the candles.

Everyone can't be a hit, but like, where do you put the duds? Can't be night one. Maybe night two. Somewhere in the middle. Maybe night two to lower expectations. Do they build, generally? I don't know. Now that I think about it, it actually

does sound kind of worse than Christmas. Because it's like, yeah, you're waiting all day for your gift that night, and then you get it. And then what if, yeah then what if like, yeah, what if you imagine getting three nights in a row, just all dog shit. Or eraser, eraser, eraser. And you're like, this better be something big

at the end of this. Yeah. We're a binge culture. Everyone prefers to watch an entire show in one season in one sitting. That's true. As opposed to waiting for episodes to drop once a week. A nice cereal. Lewis Black used to have for episodes to drop once a week. A nice cereal.

Lewis Black used to have an unbelievable bit about Hanukkah. Yeah. Yeah. What was it? Just trying to say that like how Hanukkah doesn't compete with Christmas, why are we having it at the same time? What a stupid idea to schedule Hanukkah

for the very same time that Christmas was. Cause it would be a decent holiday if it didn't fall at exactly the same time. Yeah, if it was in the summer. Yeah. Yeah. No. You think Hanukkah would hit in the summer?

Totally. No way. What do you mean no way? It would be awesome. It's so traditional. And you have to wear your long black dress and stuff like that. But imagine a Hanukkah, and you don't even

have to have school for a like a Hanukkah, like, and you don't even have to like, like you don't have school for like a month after Hanukkah. And you're just celebrating all day. I don't think you celebrate all day. I think it's at night. Is it, is it a nice celebration or is there like, uh, isn't there like, kind of like bad food or like, uh, we never did the food. We literally just did the menorah. And just like, uh, was it, what, what it's called? I think we did it like one year. Moses, blood over the door.

It's about lighting the candles. Oh, it lasts for 14 days? Yeah, the oil. The oil. It's the amount of oil that was available to have the candles burning for 14 nights. We did it because like my dad was in a bad mood. Isn't it eight nights?

Wait, by the way, it's eight. Yeah, I think it is eight. Oh, yeah. Why are we saying 14? I don't know. Oh, I was thinking seven the whole time. You're thinking 12 days of Christmas? How many?

It's eight nights. Yeah. Eight nights. OK. That's, I guess, more approachable. Why do I know so much about Judaism? And how does SAS not? I don't think this is, I think we're,

this is very surface level information. I would just think. Like, how think we're, we're vet. This is very surface level information. I was like, how many, how many candles are there on Hanukkah? And we're like, I don't know, 25. I'm going to come out right now. I'm going to, I have a take. I have a take. Families that celebrate both Christmas and Hanukkah. I think you should pick Elaine. Oh yeah, I agree. But I, like I said, we celebrated Hanukkah one year. I literally, I think it was because my dad was pissed at my mom. And he was like, we're going to do. We denied my heritage long enough. Well, now see how it's going to be.

Deal with it. Yeah. Worship my god now. The god of Abraham. Yeah. No, I literally think that's what happened. We forced the god of Abraham on your fam? Yeah.

And then we never did it again. It's because she probably won. She was like, this is fucking stupid. Yeah, I could see that being like, that's such a dab thing. Yeah. Just, we're doing this. Yeah. We're going to do it every year.

Yeah. Do it one year, never again. Never again. We're driving to the lake. The beach is obviously better. We're trying the lake. Yeah, it's tough. It's going to be tough.

I'm definitely going to impose some shit on my family. Yeah. Buddhism? Yeah, no, Islam. Islam? Get some cardboard. Bring out the cardboard. Just to let my bros makes a lot.

Let my bros pray every day. My young bro-sons. Five times a day. I know. I got to get them going early. It's got to be such a good core workout. Do you guys feel like Christmas is a little early? I do. I think that's a good take.

I think that Christmas maybe... It's too close to Thanksgiving. And we're just kind of getting into cold weather, and then there's going to be this three-month expanse of cold weather where all we have is like, March Madness in between. It just seems like you'd have a far higher likelihood of a white Christmas if it were at the end of January.

Yes, January Christmas should be a fucking thing. I agree with that. January Christmas would go so hard. All the anticipation in the city, you're going to all these fucking cozy little restaurants and maybe ice skating or something. Like on January 4th, if you're ice skating, the time has passed. I'm gonna go one further.

I actually think you might wanna push Christmas to early February. And here's why. We have New Year's Eve as a bank holiday or New Year's Day as a bank holiday at the end of December, early January. Then you have MLK day and that's mid January. So you already, January is a month,

has two long weekends in it basically. I hate to say this, but MLK Day can go, bro. And I love the bro. I love him like my brother. I, and everything he stands for, but maybe he could consolidate. I wouldn't mind if MLK Day even just shifted down and combo'd with Christmas.

And we just have that as a group holiday. Wow. Our two greatest men, Santa Claus and Luther King. Santa Luther King. I don't hate it. I think they should make the Super Bowl the same week as Christmas. That would be crazy.

That's crazy. No, in a good way. I think that would be great. That's crazy. That'll, no, in a good way. I think that would be great. Too much, too many, too much stuff. I don't like what's going on with the whole Christmas games this year with the Netflix shit and like all these like comedians on the, like, am I gonna be?

I agree. Like I'm gonna be watching like the Chiefs play and Chiefs Steelers and it's gonna be like, comedians are gonna be commentating. What are the, I mean, they're basically pandering to this show, comedians and ball. This is like, what are their target demo? That's kind of the reason that I was annoyed by it

is why are we not, why were we not selected? Why are we doing our own manning cast is really the question. It's a good idea. Where we watch the 15 leg parlay crumble. Yeah. Across the 1 PM games and get mad at each other for talking each other

out of overs and unders and why did you pick this? Well, dude, five legs failed, I don't know. This is the week though. I feel so- We can't say this is the week, this episode comes out in like three weeks. I'm so happy we won $670,000. How are you spending your money?

I'm so happy we have it in coming our way. It really came in. It really came through for the holidays. It was big for us. How are you guys all spending your $120,000? It's a good question. Dude, it's just last week the odds were so much better. No, they weren't.

Dude, last week was like $100 to pay out like $2 million. Was it? Yeah. Well, because we bet 15 games. We have 15. It's 15 legs this time, too. It was $2 million last time? Yeah, it, because we bet 15 games. We have hit 15 legs this time too. It was 2 million last time? Yeah, it was 2 million this time.

No, no, no. It was like one point. Why do you guys take it seriously? It was like, we did. We got close. We didn't get close. Through Sunday, before the Monday Night Games, we were 9 for 12. And I don't know how the Monday Games went. I'll look. I'll look. I'll look and see how we did.

Did you guys get your company bonus? No. You didn't? You already got yours? Your manager must have said you didn't go above and beyond. Ha ha ha. I don't know whether or not I'm going to get that. Of course you are. Why would you not get that? In the franchise, you're'm going to get that. Of course you are.

Why would you not get that? In the franchise, you're probably going to get a little extra. Did you not go to the meeting yesterday? I did. He said everyone was getting it. And then he qualified that with an email saying... Not everybody's getting it. Psych.

Really? Yeah. Check your email. You need to find out what that password to that email is. They might have changed the locks. They might have changed the last. I use the email all the time. Okay, hold on. Here's our 15-pick parlay.

One for two for three, two for four, three for five, four for six, five for seven, six for eight, six for nine, seven for 10, eight for 11, nine for 12, nine for 13, 10 for 14 with one push, 10 for 14. That's amazing that we were that accurate. Let's put it this way. If we hadn't bet it as a parlay, we'd be rich men. Put the same unit size on each bet.

We would have been rich men. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just reading this email. No, I'm accustomed to you asking me a question and then me answering it, you losing interest. I was trying to do the math in my head. You said nine, you said 10 for 15? 14.

10 for 14? Yeah, it's pretty solid. Yeah. I mean, I feel like this week we actually have a pretty good chance because the odds are lower. 70% hit rate. Yeah, six units off or something. But if the odds are lower, that means

that they're like, oh, shit, this might actually have a chance. The payouts are. I think it's because this week we chose some money lines. That you're like, we might actually have a chance cause it's like not 1.2 million, but it's 600,000. Yeah. Like we have actually a way better chance. You need to keep your eye on this parlay

as it's unfolding through the 1pm. Cause if we hit them all, we might want to consider. Consider a cash out. Cash out or a hedge. The problem is with the cash out is if we're going to cash out, we have to alert the, we have to like send emails out to the fans. I'd be like cash out now. Like we need a way of contacting. Yeah. Or we cash out. Then it hits. We look like douchebags. All the fans get super rich and laugh at us.

It's true. Or we get like a discord. We need to get a discord going. We need to get a discord for sure. Yeah. Cash out now. It's going to be like, uh, we're going to be looked at like the hock to a girl. Like we set people up. Yeah. I'm still baffled by that. We cashed out and then nobody else could cash out.

Yeah. Do you guys know, you know, the app Telegram? I do not. Are you guys familiar with Telegram? Oh, the app Telegram? Yeah. I thought you, I literally thought you just said, do you know the app Telegram?

Like, you like that was like ep telegram was a thing? No. No, but yes, I am familiar with the app telegram terrorists frequently use it. It is. It is. Got some bad, bad apples on it. Somewhere to a dat chat. I don't know if you were from, you weren't around for the dat chat days. No. Is the idea that telegrams encrypted? Dat chat made me do my humiliation ritual. I didn't even realize it. They had me in a dress, bro. I know.

That chat had me in the dress in full humiliation ritual. Cat Williams was right. Yeah. This like corporate money came in and had me in a dress. And now I'm like compromised basically. I don't know about this. I don't know anything about this. We had a sponsor, a presenting sponsor

of our podcast called Dat Chat. I don't believe about this. We had a, we had a sponsor, a presenting sponsor of our podcast called that chat. I don't believe it exists anymore. Don't think it exists. It was like a Snapchat. No, it was like, it was like a telegram. No, it gets, it's way funnier. It was like a telegram. It was like an app like telegram.

And it was like, but it was, everything's like encrypted. So like people can't read your messages, like the FBI and shit, I guess, supposedly wouldn't be able to read your messages. And then there was like an option. They were like, and then if you say something like we had to do this like at the top of the episode every episode because it was a presenting sponsor and it would be like, and then if you say something you don't like, luckily we have the nuke option which deletes all the history of the conversation for everyone involved.

And I was like, dude, like dude, this app is literally for terrorists. Like that's what it's for. Or like worse. Pedophiles. I didn't want to say it, but like this is, this seems like a hate or just arms dealers. Yeah, there was like something

like you couldn't take screenshots. If you want to delete your entire history, just whisper into your phone, a long, long bomb. Yeah, yeah. But it was like, long, long... Yeah, yeah. But it was like, yeah, you couldn't, like it blocked screenshots, so you weren't allowed to take screenshots of the messages. It was fucking weird.

Yeah. Damn. And then I saw, dude, I did New Brunswick, I did Stress Factory in New Brunswick, and like their headquarters were there. It was just like a regular office. Wait, is it still, so it's still a thing, or that was a while ago?

This was a couple years ago. Because I think that that company like bought in to Barstool, got advertising through like advertised with Barstool, maybe increased their stock price and then like something happened with it. Or and then they stopped existing, but somebody made a bunch of money off of it or something. Really? I heard I don't know. I mean, not Barstool, but I think after the fact, they turned out to be nefarious creatures and go figure bad actors. I think it

still exists. Does it any app that creates a marauders map that you wipe clean by saying diddling managed mischief managed diddling manages hilarious. Do you think that there were like, what if the Marauders map fell into like a fucking, a pedophile's hands? We had to like, we had to like make a dat chat. That's what we had to do that. We had to do like the discord.

We had to like make a dat chat and like text with fans from the show. And ours and chicks in the office were the two biggest dat chats. Do you remember that? We had to make a community and be like, what's up, boy dads? Hope you guys are having a great Sunday.

Nuke, nuke the convo. Yeah, and everybody would just nuke. I mean, we had, there was probably a thousand people signed up for it. No, it was like 50. No, no, it was in the high hundreds. That was sort of the golden age of new social media things just sprouting up left and right.

That was when, what was the chat room or like... Chat roulette? No. Or chatterbait. No. Chatterbait. Yik Yak? Tired of jerking off alone?

Not really. That's the only way I like to do it. I will never tire of jerking off alone. Do I need a friend around for this fucking weirdos? You think that that had to have been for like, like boys who jerked off with other people at sleepovers and like got used to it or something like that? Yeah. I think it's something like that. Yeah.

I think it's for like dudes who are like. How about tired of using your own hand to jerk off? Yeah. Wouldn't you rather upgrade that to a mouth? What is chatter? Like what is it though? It's like a live, it's like live cam. I've never been so curious as to see that ad through.

Where it goes? Yeah. Where does that rabbit hole go? I imagine to a lot of viruses. I don't know. I've actually always wondered about this. Like what companies are paying for sponsored posts on the beginnings of porn videos.

It's all- It's all porn. Penis enlargement pills, right? Yeah. Brazzers. No, there's other stuff though too, isn't there? But then Brazzers sponsors those ads on Pornhub all the time. OK.

You've never seen those? Brazzers is free. I frantically hit skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, until I can finally get through it. Yeah. I want to take this time to tell you boys about the good word of the Lord Jesus Christ. Because I think it will change things for you fellas.

I really think the following in God's footsteps will be transformative. Classic Rones trying to make this season all about Christianity. That's why we're recording this episode so far in advance, because Rones actually going on a mission. Yeah. On night five of Hanukkah, no less.

I wanted to get down to Central Americans runs doing a retreat Yeah, it's gonna be incredible a little bit ayahuasca a little bit of touching the indigenous. I would do ayahuasca I've looked into that a little bit really about this before Just puke a ton. Yeah, but I think there's a cleansing and a rewiring of the brain that compels me a little bit. Yeah, but do you ever feel like, what if you got rewired and then you didn't like how you got rewired, then you gotta go do it again? Well, you just don't know what's gonna come out

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on a hole in some fucking drywall. It could be. Like they're trying to just, this small act to try and fix what, like they want a quick fix of everything that's wrong with them. That's true. I do know someone who was the last person on earth that I would have ever suspected might have done it.

And they revealed to me. When I use they, them, by the way, let's clarify here, I'm just protecting someone's identity. That's why I said let's get the name. I am not referring to a gender non-binary adhering person. Cause I told that story about how I went on a date, I went on a movie. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I kept referring to the other person

as they were there. As they, yeah. And everyone's like, whoa, Francis is dating a trans person. Yeah, that's crazy. everyone's like, Whoa, Francis is dating a trans person. It's like, no, I'm just protecting their identity. I saw one of the comments of someone being like, it sounds like Francis might have gone on a date. And it was like, yeah. Yeah, that is what it sounded like.

You cracked the case. Whoa, he's leaving us. We lost another in cell. Okay, but hold on. What were we saying? Cause this was important. Telegram, you were talking about Telegram. Oh yeah, but I don't, there was something after.

You were on a they about somebody. You called somebody. Oh yeah, that right. Right. The ayahuasca. So this friend of mine, You were on a they about somebody. You called somebody a they. Oh yeah, right, right, the ayahuasca. So this friend of mine revealed to me, because he was telling me how he thought it might be good for me, and he said,

He now, or he was born a he, or, or there wound up he. The ayahuasca changed his gender. Got it, got it, got it. Ever since then, he's now, he him. What was their experience though? They... I mean, if it's a, you could say if it's a girl or a boy.

He said he. I did, I did. Okay, okay. So he, his mother had passed away and he was grieving. Best time to do it. And he was really grieving and it was incredibly hard for him and he was really grieving and it was incredibly hard for him and nothing was working for him to stop. So, he finally, as a last resort, went and did the ayahuasca and it sort of just like exercised, I guess, that grief in a way and allowed him to sort of redefine his relationship with his

memory of his mother. And it fixed it. And I thought that was a really interesting application of ayahuasca. Not some spiritual quest to see the deeper intricacies of the fabric of the universe or any of that shit. It's usually due to her like, I keep cheating on my girlfriend.

Yeah, right. Yeah. I don't know what's wrong with me, bro. I keep getting fucked up and like fuck his bitches. Yeah. I don't know what's wrong with me, bro. I keep getting fucked up and like fuck his bitches. I will say, I will say nothing would make me happier than to be on an Iowa Oscar retreat and see Zach Brian down there. Because you know, after we're all done, he's playing by the campfire. And that would be the sickest acoustic concert ever.

But what if he did it and then he just sucked it, he just sucked at music after that. If it rewired his brain and he just started playing in Spanish or something. That's how Bob Dylan went electric. Yeah. Ayahuasca. Yeah.

Like I don't know if that's true. Well, you're never, did you see the movie on Christmas? Did you wind up going to see it on Christmas? No. Dang. I'm fucking no-ended me. Anyway, really quick, Telegram. So I saw a clip about the founder of Telegram.

On Telegram? I saw a clip. I was on Telegram shorts. I don't use. Death of a child, how to build a bomb. Someone getting hung in a public square. How to build a bomb when you have no hands. Yeah, so this guy was being interviewed, and I'm assuming he's a billionaire or something, but he's a young guy. And he was talking about how they were saying, do you have any material assets now?

Have you used your wealth to build houses or buy yachts? And he said, he has nothing. Does not own a home. And they said, why? He said, because when you own a home, that requires you to spend your time and your headspace working on that thing to some degree. His most important thing in his life is his personal freedom. And as a result, he just refuses to have any sort of belongings or assets that would require his attention or his headspace. Bro sounds lazy as fuck. Yeah.

Well, I'm just not going to have a dog because I don't feel like fucking walking one. Yeah, I get that. That's a good point. But I also do think, you know, if you talk about a vacation home, well, everyone likes going on vacation, but at some point you make a decision to continue returning to the same place. That's your vacation home,

or just keep exploring and going to different resorts or hotels or whatever, different parts of the world. There's upsides and downsides to both, I guess. I heard that people spend an average of six weeks a year at their vacation homes, which seems low for owning a whole other home that's often more expensive than their actual home. That's true. Agreed. But if you're spreading that out across weekends, that's a lot of weekends. And you go up to your home. I do. Frequently. I go up as often as I can. Most weekends. Yeah. Yeah. Most weekends, really, if he's not on the road. Yeah. That's like 50%

Most weekends. Yeah, yeah. Most weekends, really, if he's not on the road. Yeah, that's like 50%. Or not quite. You go up, I feel like you already justify having another home. It's 2 7ths. It would be 24.57, 1 4%. You dumbass.

Well, I knew that. You fool. I knew it was going to be 24.14, repeating. 24., 24.4857. How many numbers of pi do you know? Not that many. 3.1415927. Nope.

3.141597? No. OK, then I don't. That's as far as I can know. 3.1415926535897932. That's great. Yeah. What made you stop there in learning it? Couldn't, didn't feel like learning more.

Yeah. You know why that's a dumb exercise? Because it is useless. That and there are savants who have learned it to a 10,000th digit. Yeah. Well also- So there's no amount that you could learn that would actually be impressive. We cannot give the title savant to someone who's just memorizing

a sequence of numbers. What a waste of brain space. It's always the savants who are the best at that though. Uh, yeah, but it, but they, I mean, if you could, if your brain's powerful enough to do that and you're just memorizing a sequence of numbers, that is a absolute waste of power. I think it's easier for them to do than for anyone else. That's like having a nuclear reactor light up

a St. Pauli girl's sign. Light a cigarette, yeah. I memorized it because we had to do a competition in seventh grade. What was the competition? It was Pi Day. And see who could say the most digits of pi. Where'd you come in?

I think I won. Really? With that short number? The amount of numbers that you just had? That's not that short. That was like 20 at most. That's a lot. Let's do it again.

What grade was this? Seventh grade. I would have thought there was a kid who could memorize it past 20 digits. And I'm not even trying to throw shade here. Yeah, it probably was. I might have not want. I don't really remember.

There's no Asians at your school? Not really, no. Yeah, that's where you go. 3.14159265358979323, I believe. Someone check me on that. That was nine digits, bro. That was nine? Yeah.

No, that is definitely more than nine digits. Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two three. Eighteen. Eighteen. It's not that much. No. And that's as far as you learned it?

Yeah. Or have you lost some since then? I probably lost some. I think it's like three, two, five. We had to memorize stuff in English class. Soliloquies from Shakespeare, The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe. I still remember every word of those. You still quote The Raven. I love The Raven.

Never more for me, brother. Yeah. I like Robert Frost. There's some good stuff. Words were much easier for me to memorize than numbers and stuff. Yeah, because there's a thought process that connects the words. Numbers are literally just random. Like people who are savants at memorizing numbers, put pairings of numbers together in like phrases or like have some visual with it. And then they build a story that they tell. Like they don't even memorize the numbers

through the numbers. It's like affiliations of familiar, like pairings I think. How do you memorize numbers? I'm pretty surprised that I was right about that. What? I just looked it up. All my numbers were correct.

I'm pretty surprised. I really could have, I feel like I really had a good opportunity there to lead you guys on. And I could have just gone for like five minutes. And then I just didn't for some reason. Because if I nailed the first 18 numbers. Oh, you could have kept going.

We would never have checked. You guys would never have checked. You could have kept going. If you guys were like, oh, shit, he's got the first 18. And if you needed to buy time, you could have been like, 7-5, 3-7-2, 1-5. Yes. What's next? But it's not that hard. Let's cut and let's redo this. Exactly. 3, 7, 2, 1, 5. Yes. What's next?

But it's not that hard. Let's cut and let's redo this. Yeah. Yeah. Because even if you hit the first 18, we would be like, whoa. And like, because if we made you say it again, you'd be like, well, I had it right the first time.

Yeah. Exactly. You have to try that on somebody tonight at the big comedy show. I know. Oh, yeah. Or it could be like a magic show, honestly. You tricky bastard. You have to try that on somebody tonight at the big comedy show. I know. Oh yeah. Or it could be like a magic show, honestly. You tricky bastard.

I know. Maybe I'll MC tonight. That work for you? That works. What the fuck is up, New York? But not like a traditional MC, like I want to be a DJ on stage. Yeah, I like that.

Yeah. Like Siphon Sounds. Yeah. Yeah. Beautiful strangers playing. A Brit, a Brit, a Brit, a Brit, a Brit, a Brit. Francis Ellis. Some Kylie Minogue. Bim, bim, bim. Yeah. Yeah. Beautiful strangers playing. Francis Ellis. Some Kylie Minogue. After every joke. Yeah. Dude, how about that new dude that's on Wild'n Out? Who? He's like

an Italian TikTok influencer. Oh really? Yeah. he's fucking sick though. Vinny from Jersey Shore is on Wild N Out too? He's on Wild N Out? He's getting so Italian. As a permanent cast member? Uh, I don't know. Or was he, did he do a guest episode? I mean, he wasn't the host. He might have done a guest episode.

Wait, is Nick Cannon not hosting it anymore? No, but they usually have a feature. They have a celebrity guest. Like, ask him to do it. I know that, and that have like a feature. They have like a celebrity guest. Like SNL. I know that, and that's what I'm, yeah, okay, I see. Wild Out might be better than SNL. It might be, dude. It really might be the best sketch comedy show.

I've been in like hotels and turn on the TV and it's been on and I'll be like, I'm gonna watch, I'm gonna check this out and And I'll be watching it ironically. And then like 10 minutes in I'm like, is there another one on after this? Pick up and create and create and create. I like this show, I think that it's popping. I hope there's another so I could keep watching.

Damn. Little bit of fucking freestyle rap for you. That's impressive. That's showing Nick Cannon what he's missing every fucking time. I know. Up that offer, Nick. I saw that your boy, Sharon, has just had twins as well.

He did prematurely. Yeah. I messaged him. Squashed the beef. You had to squash the beef over that? No, he said 2042, two on two. I didn't know you could get pregnant from premature. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, big time. Big time. Pre-jack? Oh, big time. Pre-jack? And it resulted in twins? That must have been some powerful sperm.

Powerful sperm. Powerful pre-jacks. You've got to wonder what the post-jack is like. The post-jack is really good, too. That's a brother I have. If the pre-jack is getting you twins, you've got to wonder. Oh, if he got the full dose, he'd be Cory plus eight. Octo Yeah. Oh, he'd be watching the octo box every Sunday. Doesn't octo mom do porn now? technical

Right. Yeah, I did watch a different screen That's the dream what's happening? Are we covering are we ITM? They're like this old time stock reporters. They're all just screaming it out. That's really good. That's really good. That's Scott Hanson's dream. I've, you haven't heard as much about Octuplets these days though.

No. I don't know if they've fallen off or they're just so normal that like most people have them. I don't know anybody beyond triplets. It seems as if you either have triplets at most or eight kids. Yeah, that's what I mean. No one's ever had quadruplets or sinc tuplets. You know where it's definitely going on?

Pentuplets maybe? India. The final frontier. You're probably right. I just don't understand how you could have more than three kids at once. I know it's not happening in China, but they did roll back the killing, the tax cuts on babies. Yeah.

Hmm. I think you can, because they're trying to repopulate, too. Imagine if China had never stopped trying to push the population. Yeah. How fucking many people would be in China if they didn't try to gird the amount of Chinese that were coming into the world? I can't even think about it. It's too scary.

They'd have four right now. It's too horrible to think about. They would have so many. How many bill do they have? I think they're right. India, I think, has called. India has won, I believe. No, they're at two, bro.

India is at two? Yes, bro. Huge, bro. Yes. Huge, bro. And isn't America only at like 300, 400 million? We're at 525,600 minutes. That's all?

I do. But I was blown away when I found out how little people there are in America. I know. And we still get Olympic records up. Yeah. It's because of our own space. It's because half of our country, not half, but a third probably is pretty similar to Canada. What do you mean? The Dakotas, Northern Maine, all across the, you know, like very unpopulated. Sparse. It's just so sparse and so forested and vast. Wyoming. What is the population of Wyoming? Isn't it like 200,000 people? Yeah. Wyoming, Montana. It's crazy. Is Montana less populous than Wyoming? I think Wyoming is the least populated state in the country.

I thought Alaska was. Vermont's pretty big. Well, Alaska's huge. I know, but let's just see. I believe it's Wyoming. I could be wrong. We got to get a fucking cabin this year. A-frame. Watch some fucking classic specials. Oh, you're right, Tas. It's Wyoming, and it only has 584,000 people.

It's crazy. Six people per square mile. Yo, that's awesome. Think of how far you'd have to walk to get eggs from your neighbor. Yeah. Think of how far you'd have to go to bang your neighbor. Dude, everyone in Wyoming,

like the people in Wyoming have like... The girl next door. The girl next door. People in Wyoming just have like thousands of acres of land. It's pretty good. Vermont only has 648,000. Hey, it must suck up there. In Vermont.

Alaska has 733,000. Really? I would expect Alaska to be over a mil. North Dakota has 784. In Wyoming, if it's supposedly you have so much land opportunity to buy and that you can own a massive chunk of American soil and still there's only 500,000 people, it has to suck dick up there.

No. It has to be absolute buns. I agree. Put your fly fishing brain down for a second. Think like a normal human. Wyoming is awesome. It is? Yeah.

Have you been? Multiple times. Have you been to Vermont? More times than I've been to Wyoming. Wow. The whole state is awesome? Two multiple times. Yeah.

Maine is number nine. 1,362,359. Maine had fewer than a million people when I first moved there. Really? 1993, yeah. Oh, I thought you grew. I thought you were born in Maine.

I was born in New Jersey. We moved when I was three. Whoa, truth comes out. It's funny. It is funny. Because when people ask me where you're from Maine, I say born and raised. Oh, no.

And I don't even think about it. You're from Jersey. Oh, that's not true. Oh, that's crazy. This is my boy Francis. He's from Hoboken. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. He's from the Brex. He went to school in Newark. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. And the, and Rutgers Law School. Oh no. Oh no. That's brutal. Yeah, I moved when I was three. So I don't really remember New Jersey. I don't claim it.

Actually, I guess I knew that. There's also definitely dudes. I did know that. This is another one of those fucking things. Because we did those shows in Red Bank. We did Red Bank, where I was like, there's my grandmother. Here she's coming to the show. But I do remember being like, awfully confused.

When we'd be driving around, you'd be like, man, it all looks so familiar. And I was like, dude, what are you talking about? Vaguely familiar. Yeah. My memories weren't really forming that well when I was three. Yeah.

I only remember, this is the, yeah yeah that's the ice cream shop can't believe they still got it. Yeah. Oh here's that fairground where I got lost. It would be so funny to if you kind of made your personality as like a Jersey guy, because you lived there for the first three years of your life. You're like, I'm from here. What made your family move from Jersey to Maine? People who watch the Sopranos,

they just don't get it like I do. This really happens, where we're from. We're in sanitation. My entire family. Why did your family move from Jersey to Maine? That's a big jump. The entire family. Yeah. Why did your family move from Jersey to Maine?

That's a big jump. The truth is that they wanted to raise a family in a really beautiful place. Yeah. And land was really cheap in Maine back then. They wanted to be in a place near the ocean and with land and stuff. Truth is they're in witness protection. Yeah. And they couldn't, they couldn't,

Massachusetts was expensive, Connecticut, Rhode Island even, so we went all the way to Maine. Interesting. I wish your family, they could be in witness protection. They could be on the land. I actually think Maine is where the government sends a lot of people in witness protection. I don't think that's just a thing from the Sopranos. Or maybe they're the ones up there protecting I actually think Maine is where the government sends a lot of people and witness protection.

I don't think that's a problem from the Sopranos. Or maybe they're the ones up there protecting the witnesses. Like your family, your family might've been sent on like a mission by Langley or something to protect the witnesses. I could see old Corky doing that just in the field, like the born supremacy with a sniper rifle lying down on his stomach as some mafioso comes up from Jersey trying to whack someone who's been in hiding. Wind River. We protect our snitches here.

Yeah. Snitches are safe. Snitches get kisses. Snitches get bitches. Yeah, that's it. Snitches get bitches is amazing. What if the ladies in Maine are all bedding the snitches? Yeah.

That's kind of what they, I mean, Australia, the locals were just screwing the prisoners, but I guess there's a bad boy nature to being a prisoner. Tell me something you told the government. Yeah, I want to hear a secret. What's, what is the best gift that you guys got for someone this year? And you can say it because this will come out after Christmas.

Oh God, dude, I said before this, I'm canceling Christmas. I know you did say that, but you got to have gotten someone something. I got my niece's and nephew pajamas that they can color on. Ooh. They're black and white with shapes and things to fill in. And then there's fabric markers and they're gonna be able to color on them. That's fun.

I know what I would do with mine if I ever got some that I could color on. Swastikas. No, I'd be hitting that print down to the knee, bro. Perfect shading. Just shading a shadow down to the knee. Super photorealistic. You know who needs that that JT, bro

Did you see our brother Justin Timberlake? Tiny ass super photorealistic giant penis outline. I Feel bad for JT I feel like people forget that the penis is a very flexible Part of the body, especially when it is flaccid joking joking flexible, um, part of the body, especially when it is flaccid. Jelking. Jelking. But like, why would people forget to jelk? His penis was fully soft. He's the center stage of an arena. Who?

Justin Timberlake. This just happened? Yes. I can't imagine a anymore. I can't imagine you could possibly have a more soft penis than when you were in the middle of an arena. And what happened? They, they saw the outline of his penis?

He had a harness on and it was positioning his pants very tight around the crotch and it made his penis look extremely small. And you could tell that he was like, uh, he was not self-conscious. He was like trying to pull his shirt down, but his shirt was right at the, it was like, so he'd pull it down and it would pop right back up. This is why I stopped having my birthday parties at rock gyms. I used to go rock climbing every birthday. It was my favorite.

And then one year, someone pointed out, you know, and that was the end of it. Yeah, not great. Wait, didn't Britney Spears say something about his dick? What did Britney Spears say about his penis? I think she said it was tiny. Damn. Weird.

Oh, he's trying to pull his shirt down. Yeah. Yeah. That's why I stopped being Peter Pan for my birthday. That's why you do dress rehearsal. Well, that's why you wear a cup. A cup or a merkin? Enhancement. A merkin smooths it all out, right?

I don't know what a merkin. Enhancement. A Merkin smooths it all out, right? I don't know what a Merkin is. Merkin is the thing that actors wear when they have to do nude scenes. Oh yeah. I thought it was a pubic toupee. It might be. I'm not sure. Maybe that's the Berkin. No, that's the bag from Hermes.

If you know everyone's gonna be seeing your outline though, why not throw like a Beats pill in there or something? That's what I mean. Yeah. An enhancement. Yeah. He should be enhancing. Yeah.

He should respect himself. So that instead the takeaway is like Justin Timberlake has an absurdly large penis? I don't know why dude stopped stuffing. I know. It's got to come back. It all comes, what goes around comes back around. Yeah. As my boy JT said. If I'm doing an arena, what goes around comes back around. Yeah. As my boy JT said.

If I'm doing an arena, I'm stuffing for sure. Of course. You don't want to take any chances. You stuff at the stand. Oh yeah. Only in the main room. Who is that guy? I don't know why.

I'm going downstairs for downstairs. I feel bad for, I feel bad for Lake. Yeah. It's going to, this is going to, this is going to ruin the tour and the tour. This is going to hurt the tour. The world tour. Yeah. Dude, my modem broke last night. So can you not game anymore? I couldn't do anything. That's wrong. I couldn't even watch the new episode of surviving bar stool. You don't know what happened. No, don't tell me. Cause I've been offline on purpose. Well, I literally just sat at my apartment, just like,

all right. Well, I couldn't. You just used fucking. Yeah, yeah. Drawing. I brought the crayons out at one point. Just your regular pajamas are on, but you're trying to draw on them.

Would you mind saying the device with which you drew one more time? How do you pronounce that? Oh, the modem? No. You said you brought the what's out? Oh, the crayons? Oh.

Crowns? I heard it differently the first time you said it. What did I say, crayons? Yeah. Yeah. I never heard that said that way before. I feel like that's how I grew up saying it. Crans. But I know it's pronounced crayons. You can say however you want. My mind's been so co-opted by the argument and so far from pronouncing

the word that I don't even know what I say anymore. I code switch when I say crayons. Crayons. I'm with certain crowds. I'll hit them with the crayons. You might know them as crons. Cron. Cron. Cron. I was drawing the other day with some cr crowds. I'll hit him with the crowns. You might know them as crowns. Crowns. Crowns. Crowns. I was drawing the day with some crowns. With some crowns. Yeah.

What happened to your modem? And why didn't you just use LTE, bro? Why did you just use- Bro, I live in a dead zone. I only have service right next to my window. It's so crazy. So if I wanted to send a text, I had to go stand next to the window and then go off the grid for 30 minutes.

Whoever's stealing your packages put up one of those radar screen doors in your building to prevent people from being able to film them. So after this, I got to go buy a fucking modem. I was sending some... I was being a fucking asshole to the Spectrum chat people. You were being angry towards a robot. It was Jose in Texas. That's a robot, bro.

I was like, I'm gonna lose my job. I was like, so I need, I was like, they're like trying to get me to do all these like diagnosis things. And I'm like, it's the modem, the modem's broken. It keeps like restarting and then powering off before it connects to the wifi. And they were like, really sorry to hear that, you could go to any of our stores in the morning

when they open and I was like, well, I need a modem tonight and they were like, well, unfortunately our workers are not working right now. What time was it? It was like nine. The thing that really sucked is that I could have gone to Best Buy. I didn't know that you could get a modem,

like you could just get, I'm just gonna go get like a Netgear modem. Yeah. I didn't know you could do that. But I thought it had to be, the router I think has to be Spectrum, but the modem doesn't. The city that never sleeps should have a modem for you.

Exactly. That's what you would think. But they didn't. I'm Jose, right down the street in Texas. Yeah. I was, I mean, I don't do the phone call. I was just texting, but I was like, I was like, I was like, so there's nothing. So you're telling me there's no way I can get internet tonight.

And he was like, it does not seem like it. And I was like, that's okay. I'll probably just get, I'm going to lose my job, which sucks, but I get it. I think companies like that should have levels of customer service that correspond to how good of a customer you've been. I said. Similar. There should be like a diamond medallion.

Yes. Hotline. Which, by the way, I hit. You did? I did. You hit diamond for Delta? Yes. Hell yeah.

Three diamonds. Right? You got it. You got it ages ago. I got it like threefold, brother. I could feed, it's like, much like the story of Hanukkah. A small amount of diamonds will last me many, many years. But no, that's what I said.

A weary traveler came in looking for an extra diamond and I said, here brother, I have diamonds to spare. Each of my diamonds. I quite literally have double. I've doubled, double diamond. That diamonds to spare. Each of my diamonds. I quite literally have double. I've doubled, double diamond. That's fucking insane. I just hit it. But Francis, you bring up the,

you should get a higher level of customer service based on your package or whatever you're spending. I, dude, I messaged them and I was like, I have the most expensive wifi package that you guys offer. And you're telling me I can't get a modem. Yeah. And he said, yes, that is exactly what I'm telling you. I. And you're telling me I can't get a modem. Yeah. And he said, yes. That is exactly what I'm telling you.

I agree with you. There should be a higher level of sort of customer service, a different suite. I didn't triple it. Whoa, that's nuts. I can't show you, bro. That's nuts. You don't have enough life experience to see this.

I just don't know where. You don't travel. I guess you do travel a lot. We both have the Delta Amex Reserve card for which you get MQD is based on card spend plus we travel a lot But I have the Delta AmEx. You don't spend money the way we do You don't spend it, but I'm not even like I use it to like pay my rent now. You do. Yeah You can pay your rent with a credit card? I think, yeah.

How? I'm going to be honest. Your landlord's OK with that? I'm going to be fully honest. I'm not sure if I use it to pay my rent. What, you don't even know? I don't pay my own rent. Who pays your rent?

My business manager. Are you for real? Yeah. How did you get them to do that? He does everything. I don't pay anything. How are you alive? What do you mean do that? He does everything. I don't pay anything. How are you alive? What do you mean, dude?

He does everything. Like taxes are done. We're done for 2024, we're done. But I've never heard of a fucking business manager who pays someone's rent. Oh, he pays my Con Ed bill, he pays. Oh my God, these are not business issues. These are just basic life things.

Well, I did it before, but he was like, this is part of the stuff that we do. He's like, we'll pay everything for you. Do you keep an eye on it or do you just say, go ahead? Oh, I look at everything. He sends me a statement every month of like everything that, where all my money is. You sound like Britney Spears and her dad.

No, I'm free to spend all my money. Where you've just handed the keys to your entire financial infrastructure to another person. Yes, no, that is exactly what I have done. And you have a conservatorship with this. No, they're going to start telling themselves, that guy's going to start telling himself, you know, I do everything for Harry. I deserve a little skim off the top, skim milk.

No, because he knows I'm keeping, I got fucking Hawkeyes. Yeah, right. He's diverting some funds, bro. a little skim milk. No, cause he knows I'm keeping, I got fucking hawk eyes. Yeah. He's diverting some funds, bro. I message him all the time and I'm like, what is this? What, what, what is this charge? And then he gives me the full explanation. And then it does he start sending you premises and then like, No, I don't like this at all.

I don't like it at all. If I'm honest with you, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take over your finances. Dude, this guy does a good job. Correct. He'll pay all your bills. If I'm honest with you, I'm gonna I'm gonna take over your finances Correct he'll pay all your bills. This guy does a great job. He'll get you a modem night up There's no way he could do it Francis couldn't go to Best Buy that I was closed best buy does not close in the city You know, I don't know a midnight modem guy. That's what I thought that I was trying I was looking at fucking DoorDash.

It's part of the service. DoorDash. GoPuff. GoPuff. GoPuff has modems? No, they don't. I was surprised. You can get a bong and a modem simultaneously.

I know. GoPuff is the best. GoPuff's incredible. It's such a good... GoPuff fulfillment centers must have... It must be like shipping containers. And they just added cold water. GoPuff can get you cold water?

Well, because before the problem with GoPuff that I didn't like was all their drinks. Yeah. must have, it must be like shipping containers. And they just added cold water. GoPuff can get you cold water? Well, cause before the problem with GoPuff that I didn't like was all their drinks were warm or room temp. And now it's like, you got a Gatorade ice cold. How about Lev, that Lev joke where he's like all the immigrants come to you and immediately get put

on a DoorDash bag. Yeah, yeah. He said they hand him a red bag that says door dash. Yeah. I thought that shit was funny, man. I thought it was funny. Sorry, bro. The trash cans over there.

Watch that. I mean, if you watch surviving bar stool, you know I'm not the best freaking shooter. Hey, no, don't spoil it, dude. There's a gun. I had a, I spoiled it for MOOC in a bad way. And he was pissed. Why did you do that?

When we were driving to Connecticut. I thought he knew. What did you say? Well, I'm not going to say it on this. You said the winner? No, I didn't know. No, I've already said too much. You spoiled it for MOOC?

It sucks. Well. You're just not considerate, bro. It sucks, in some ways it sucks that we're pre-recording right now because very significant things happen. On the show. In tonight's episode and tomorrow's episode.

No spoilers. He just said- I don't even want to know, like I don't even want ideas of what happens. He didn't give you an idea. Like I don't think you guys understand like how much I'm enjoying watch. Like I'm like, I'm enjoying it so much that I went back.

I never watched the last season. So I'm watching that when this one's not on. Which do you think is better? This one, by far. This season is. But this one's better just because the cast is better. That's what I felt like is better than last season. But I was like, I probably just think that because I

was part of it. I also think that everything's just bigger, better. The challenges are better. The whole infrastructure, the Chicago office is better suited to host it. You have a full blown basketball court covered in turf to do true athletic challenges. More people from the New York office

than the Chicago office in this cast, though. It was Mincy, Megan, Megan Money, and Big Cat from the Chicago office, and Jerry. And then from the New York office and the Chicago office in this cast though. It was Mincy, Megan making money and Big Cat from the Chicago office and Jerry. And then from the New York office. Yeah, I was surprised that like Nick and KB weren't in it or me or. Ria, you, me, Clemmer, Rico, Dave, I go Kelly, Kelly. It did sting a little bit in the intro episode

where Dave's like, we got, or it was either Dave or Big Cat was like, we got everybody from, like anyone that's notable at Barstool is in this show. And I was like, damn. I was like, I could see myself in the reflection of the TV watching as it, as it faded to black. It's like, Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. You're just like double take as you pull a cheesy slice of pizza your mouth Yeah, that's stung a little bit, but You see Patrick Mahomes is hid stuff. We can't I count on I can't talk about more topical stuff Would you?

Patrick the fact that him and his brother got caught kissing on cam Patrick Mahomes and his butt were hot mouthing. He was fully in practice yesterday. He's not hurt at all. Yeah, this is his annual fake limp. Yeah. I mean, two years ago, he saved it for the Super Bowl. But he used it.

I'm afraid that he played his fake limp too early in the season. I think he might have. You know what I mean? You have to save that kind of thing. It's like the Nas, gone in 60 seconds. Because now, if I'm on the other team, I'm coming for those legs. Oh, yeah.

Well, he's already fake limped. So it's not even anything. If you come for the legs, he gets up limping. It's like, faking, you're faking. Dude, if I'm a pass rusher, someone's got to be the sacrificial lamb here. I get it's pretty unethical to try and hurt a player. I'm sending my.

This is like, you're too fan shit a player. You can't say that. I'm sending my- This is like year two fan shit, bro. You're not like this. You're a better fan than this. I'm sending my head straight through his knees. You're not this kind of fan, bro. This is, you're exposing yourself as- I don't understand why that's the line for football fans. You don't wish injuries, bro.

It's bad karma for your own team. But it's like, I get, obviously I obviously I understand from like a human perspective of why you would not wish pain against another person. I totally understand these guys are like fans of us, bro. Like I get, these guys are probably stoolies. Like I get that. But like, like when like the quarterback of your rival team gets hurt, you would think that your team would be like, fuck yeah, we fucking, we're going to win this game. But instead it's like everyone has to like gather on Twitter and be like, God, you fucking hate to see that. No, it's just always, it's always the type. It's so injury specific. Yeah.

I think it's so injury specific. Knee injuries and head injuries, head injuries, things. People get, oh, the game. They need to put a new law in place or whatever. Yeah. Well, what do you think people should act like? I don't think people should be celebrating injuries. You just said people should be like, fuck yeah, we're gonna win this game.

No, I'm saying it's just surprising to me that that is not like, like the only time I've ever seen people celebrate an injury. And I'm not saying like celebrate. I'm not saying like, like start popping fucking confetti because Patrick Mahomes got hurt. But I'm saying like. That's what you wanna do.

No, I'm just saying. You're intentionally into him. I'm saying it's, I was saying that, but I was joking. But I'm saying it's surprising to me that people are so- I think more people are crying crocodile tears for those injured players than you'd think. I think especially people who have money on a team that injures the opponent player, everyone knows at this point that the right decorum is to be solemn and, oh, you just hate to

see it, quiet clap. Oh, they're standing up. Oh, they're lifting a thumb even though they're strapped to a gurney. Oh, at least he's able to give us a thumbs up. Wow, he's gonna be fine. He's gonna be fine. The center fielder, Johnny Damon, one time he was on the Oakland A's.

Johnny Damon from the Red Sox? Yeah, one time he ran into somebody under Oakland A's. I remember that collision. And they both got knocked out. And as he was being taken off on the stretcher, he gave the thumbs up. But years later, it came out that when he gave the thumbs up, he thought that he was walking off the field as a Red Sox

in the Red Sox uniform. He thought he was walking off the field in a different team. And he was on a stretcher giving a thumbs up as an Oakland A. He thought he was completely somewhere else doing something else. was on a stretcher giving a thumbs up as an Oakland A. That's crazy. Somewhere else doing something else. Well, and you know what, in the flip side, by the way, there was a player this weekend, and I have not followed up on the injury.

Ah, I know what you're talking about. What? Carlton Davis on the Lions broke his jaw. No, there was a player. Was it in the Dolphins game? I feel like it was in the Dolphins game. Oh, the receiver from the Dolphins. That dude broke his jaw. No, there was a player, wasn't it in the Dolphins game? I feel like it was in the Dolphins game. The receiver from the Dolphins. The dude broke his jaw in the whole game.

Oh, that guy broke his jaw. He broke his jaw. It wasn't, because he was, they took his shirt off, which I'd never seen before. It was quite a lot. I was watching Red Zone when that happened and then it came back, it like caught back to it and it was him on it with his shirt.

And I was like, oh, he's like, he, I was like, they must've had to fucking defibrillate. Yeah. No, the Dolphins receiver. Which receiver was it? It was, it was like, Odell Beckham? No, he got cut.

I know. It was one of their backup. It was just like another brother. Are you sure it was just a broken jaw? The lines guys. This looked like, this looks like what happened to the Dem'Amar Hamlin. Yeah.

Which it's D'Amar Hamlin is like having a great season. I don't know if anyone else has been paying attention to that. He's one of the leaders in Pro Bowl voting, but it's just because he almost died. It's because he's like the most name recognized player. I agree with that. I agree with that 100%. It should be that way.

I don't have any problem with popularity having a major role in Pro Bowls. Yeah, but also- The leading All-Star getter for years. But he's also making big tackles, consistent. He's hurt right now. He has a back problem. But they were like, it was like, the Bills defense

is pretty thin right now. Demar Hamlin's out. Any word on that guy? Like you wouldn't have thought that last year. Head injury? What's his name? Dubose? That's it, that was it, yeah.

And he did not give the thumbs up. And that was when I said, oh, this must be serious. Yeah. I mean, dude, cutting the shirt off. Yeah, I was gonna say, even then I didn't think, I was like, oh, he's hot. He did the, he did the, he did the, he gave a thumbs down.

Well, I don't know why I'm making jokes about this. I don't know if that guy's. No, I mean, it is object. It is, it is extremely funny. It just will, especially when like the stretcher pulled. Because the opposing fans raise their applause even more when they see the thumbs up. Because then they're like, oh, now we don't mind. We don't feel bad that we cheered, we felt good. Now we're happy he's out for six to eight months. There's hierarchies of fans though. It's like how you act. I think that like there's fans who like think they're like, oh, this is what you're supposed to do in the stands. But I think if you're a player in this circumstance,

you're like, oh, this could be me. Yeah, that makes sense. And then if, but if you're at home on TV, I mean, there are people who are just like celebrating the Lions injuries online. There are people are like, karma is going to come for you. And that's the thing you have to worry about as a fan too. You don't want to be celebrating somebody's injury.

I mean, Shay got fucking destroyed from saying that he hopes Jalen Hurts got, he said he hoped that Jalen Hurts would get hurt. Yeah. And that Jalen Hurts talked about it in a press conference. It is one of those like bullshit things in our society where everyone's so hypocritical about it.

Because if you have, I truly believe that if you have money on a game and the team, your team you bet on is the opposing quarterback gets injured, you're lying to yourself if there is not even some part of you inside that is like amazing. Yeah. The one thing that I will say that I do get is like, there is something about like, if it was like the Eagles Chief Super Bowl, say that was the Super Bowl this year,

and Patrick Mahomes got hurt in the Super Bowl, and then the Eagles win. It wouldn't feel as good to win that Super Bowl. I mean, a couple of years ago, the Eagles beat the 49ers in that championship game, and we knocked out two of their quarterbacks. Brock Purdy got hurt. Brock Purdy got hurt, like, and we smoked out two of their quarterbacks rock party got hurt rock party got hurt like and we smoked them

It felt amazing, but you guys also have a big rivalry with the 49ers. Yeah. Yeah, it felt amazing to beat them But wouldn't feel better if you beat them with their starting lineup and you were like we're better No, we are a winner's a win. Yeah, we smoked him by so much. It wouldn't matter who they had a court talks Dave I'll never apologize for a win Exactly why talk Dave them by so much it wouldn't matter who they had a quarter. White Sox Dave, I'll never apologize for a win. Exactly. White Sox Dave, surviving barstool. And then they lost. Have you seen that? Oh yes. It was the commander's bears game. I think I was watching that live. No. It was for the Hail Mary. Yeah, they were doing the stream and White Sox Dave looked at PFT and he was like, I'll never apologize for a win. And then they threw the Hail Mary. Dave looked at PFT and he was like, I'll never apologize for a win.

And then they threw the Hail Mary. You can't write that. No, that was up there with like the Mincy, the baseball game one. There he's like, we got a no hitter going. Yeah, yeah. As he's doing the video. It's gone.

You just hear a crack in the background. Oh, man. Legend, legendary mid-sea. Legendary new year. What's the new year's resolutions, my brothers? Oh, that's a good question. I'm gonna go with one word for the year. One word.

Grind. Peace. Oh, that's a good one. I fuck with that. I fuck with that. I want peace. And I'm not talking about world peace. I love war I'm talking about in my life me specifically

Everyone else can have a hell of a time. Oh, but I that's my goal. That is my goal in life That's when I'm happiness happiest More than you know financial, more than financial gain, more than love or whatever. It's peace. That is the goal I seek. My one word is going to be health. Health for me and the people around me. If I had to just pick one word, just health across the board, top to bottom. Those are good. Mine's probably dark Matter on Call of Duty and Dark Spine at least, but hopefully Dark Matter.

What are those? What is that? Is it a number of kills? It's a camo that you have to get a number of kills to unlock. You're resolved to get the number of kills that will take. A nuke would be good too. We've been going for the nukes lately. That's our new thing.

And what are the nukes? 30 kills in a row without dying. 30? It's very, very hard to do. What's the most kills you've ever had without dying? 26. Wow. Were you just like, were your hands shaking? I went 44 and 4 on derelict. Were your hands shaking? I will not fib. I will not tell a lie. I did get a dreadnought that is where 10 of those kills came from. So I got 16 kills in a row with my gun and then I used a kill streak and got 10 more. Wait, what's a dreadnought? A kill streak. It's like an AC-130.

It's like a helicopter that shoots down rockets. How'd you get that? It's a kill streak. You get enough kills in a row, you get kill streaks. And then they give you a helicopter. And then you like, you press, uh, like right on the pad. And then all of a sudden, like you're on your screen, you like open up this laptop and then you're like in the helicopter controlling it and you're just like sending missiles down at the enemy.

That's awesome. It's like the most fun part of the game. Yeah. But so if you got the kill streak with the helicopter, that would kind of be like the Eagles beating the 49ers with their backup quarterback. No, I got the kill streak with my gun. Yeah, but you had 16, and then they gave you 10 more.

So you got to give me 26. Let me give you a quick, 16 is the correct answer. Right, so 16, but you're counting it as 26, which is like celebrating. Well, I went 44 and four. That's pretty impressive. So you're hoping for a- 44 kills, four deaths?

Yeah. It's very difficult to do. You're hoping for a pure 30 this year or- A pure 30. A 30 with- A pure 30. With the helicopter. So you can only get a nuke.

In Call of Duty, it's always been, the nuke has either been 25 or 30. In this game, it's 30. And you can only, you can't, it has to be 30 kills consistent without dying and you can, your kill streaks cannot count towards it. So like if you get a chopper gunner or if you get a dreadnought or if you get a harp or a hell storm, like

none of those can count. So it has to be 30 kills with guns only. Got it. Or grenades and claymores and shit. And strangulations? Strangulations count as well. Do those? Yes. Can you actually do that to someone? or grenades and claymores and shit. And strangulations? Strangulations count as well. Do those?

Yes. Can you actually do that to someone? You can hold someone hostage. Francis is about to go on a 30 kill streak of just strangulations. I can see the wires in Francis' mind ticking, and he's like, this actually does sound fun. This could be my ticket to peace next year

if I just get it out of my system online. Yeah. On the grid. Now, my actual New Year's resolution. No, I don't want to hear it. I'm going to go two words. Peace and health. Okay. Sounds similar to mine. No, I actually don't know what mine is. I still have to think about it. I'm actually going to add peace to mine. It's a good one. All of ours will be peace and health. Well, I need to add one and it'll be all of ours combined.

What about wealth? Yeah. Peace, health, wealth. Peace, health and wealth. Wealth, peace, health. Put it on the fucking t-shirt. Yeah, salad. Holy shit, Alison, Pilar, we got one.

New Saturdays are for the boys. Peace, health and wealth. All right. Hope you guys all had a good new year. Make sure you stay hydrated. If you're partying, test your coke. Isn't it crazy that we could solve like everything, like we have ozempic, boner pills, hair loss surgeries,

but there's nothing Justin Timberlake can do for his tiny dick. Well, there is, you could go to Dr. Miami. Miami's gonna give him a fucking. They extend. I think it's extremely painful. All right, we'll see you guys next week. Goodbye. you you