Son of a Boy Dad - Where the Magic Happens | Son of a Boy Dad #147

Episode Date: November 7, 2023

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Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, we're doing it, we're doing it. All righty, we are back. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today it is Monday, November 6th. Man, November's really just flying by.

Man, I can't believe we're into the depths of fall right now. You feel that? You taste that? I feel that. That seasonal depression? No, I love it. Really? It is dark as hell out already, though.

I don't like that at all. Good for the podcast, though. We don't have to worry about the lighting. I know. That was the blessing of Daylight Savings Time. It was originally intended for the farmers and the podcast, though. We don't have to worry about the lighting. I know. That was the blessing of Daylight Savings Time. It was originally intended for the farmers and the crops, and now it's used by the podcasters in the late afternoon. Oh, man.

As the sun sets behind the beautiful block of whatever village neighborhood we're in right now. The West, brother. Oh, I don't want to dox you, but if you want to dox it, we can say the full street. Let that shit be known, brother. We can say we're right by the key shop we could just say we're right by that famous shop there's like a million like what like a the locksmith there's like 10 000 locksmiths within like five minutes of here not the one that people are congregating to take pictures around really do people do that i saw a gaggle of asian tourists taking pictures of that quaint locksmith shop.

Yeah. I was about to go in with my phone because that shit is fucking... Dude, you know what was really funny? I was going to say something nasty about the Asians, but I decided I'll change the topic. Well, let's determine whether it was nasty or not. No, I wasn't. I was just going to say they take their funny tourists because they just take pictures in front of everything. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's probably how we are in their country too oh yeah like we're like they don't fucking

speak a word of english they just cross the street yeah they don't care about traffic that's exactly how we are probably yeah just like say what we want louder that's true where is the train station dude i was looking up uh i i so on saturday i had to go home early as fuck and i had like a traveling was a nightmare you're going from raleigh through philly up to boston yeah but i just sleep in like the airport hotel for like an hour and then i woke up and i flew to boston and then uber home blah blah blah and uh so that night i was like so fucking tired. Like zombie. And I went to bed at 7 p.m. And I woke up at 3 a.m.

And I never went back to bed. And it was also daylight savings. So I'd already slept for nine hours. Eight hours. No, nine. Nine hours. So I was like, I don't really know. Like how much can one person sleep, right?

And I was like, well, there's no way I'm going to make it to like 8 a.m they said lebron james sleeps for like 15 hours a day well that's because lebron's got a busy ass schedule no what no he sleeps for 15 hours they say that uh they say that joe burrow goes to bed at seven or eight i think these guys bodies just need to recover that's probably yeah they probably can't like i there was no reason for me to be sleeping any longer i've already caught up on my sleep your body there's no recovering to do no there was no reason for me to be sleeping any longer. I've already caught up on my sleep. Your body, there's no recovering to do. No, exactly. There's no wear and tear. Exactly.

So I was just scrolling on my phone. And eventually, I started thinking about Delta Miles again. And I was like, I want to go on a vacation in December or maybe travel somewhere and go fishing so that I can get my, so I can get to hopefully diamond. Wait, I hope I know where you're going with this. Go ahead. I don't want to get too deep into this Delta SkyMiles part of it. Of course, of course. That's fine.

So let's, we're switching to the vacation part of it. Right. That's what I think. This has to be a record. We're like two minutes in and we're already talking about Delta SkyMiles. I know. I'm not talking about it. No, no.

I think I know where you're going. Keep going. So I was Googling like best places to go on vacation in the winter yeah and i'm like i'm looking at a bunch of places i started off just looking at like best fly fishing places iceland's number one which then just made me really depressed because we didn't catch anything in iceland because you blew that trip yeah so i was looking at patagonia and i was like oh this could be fucking awesome that looks like i always wanted to go where's patagonia south america chile the western coast of south america yes and i was like that could be awesome and then i looked it up and

i was like oh shit i didn't know it was that hard to get to yeah it's like a full day flight it's like two thousand dollars for maine cabin think about the miles yeah but it wouldn't be a lot of miles if i was flying maine so i was like all right i'm not gonna do that so then i just googled it and i googled like best vacation destinations for the winter and number one was somewhere in austria looked beautiful number two was greenland it was all like snowy like skiing type places switzerland yeah shit like that you'll never guess what number three was saint louis missouri Dude The description of it It had to have been someone that

Is not from America that made the list And probably also Like the only place they've ever been In the United States was St. Louis, Missouri It was like Foodies across the world flocked to St. Louis To try their diverse Dishes and then it was like

There was like with many things to do, such as taking a selfie in front of the famous Ark or going to see the local hockey team, the St. Louis Blues. And I was like, those are the only two things to do in St. Louis. And the Ark is so lame. Come to St. Louis and get in a fistfight at a Hooters restaurant. Dude, isn't it like the most dangerous city in the country right now it's it's i don't know if it's the most dangerous but it's not like uh a destination in any way or shape or form it's honestly like it's probably bottom 10 destinations to go to in the united states bottom 10 cities yeah for sure but anyways i'm

gonna be i want to start off with that because I'm going to be in St. Louis next weekend. So five shows. Come on out. See me. Let's have a good time. It's the perfect thing to do in winter. It's the perfect place to go. Go heckle a stand-up comedian. Exactly. And yeah, if you're visiting from out of the country and you're like, do you think people that

visit the United States, do you think they visit it like how we would visit? When I went to Iceland, I was like, oh, we got to go around the whole country then people go to the united states and they're like expecting to be able to drive from new york to california and they land and they're like oh shit that's like a two-day drive i do think that like 90 of people specifically women just don't understand geography in a lot of ways 100 i think too i don't understand it at all yeah i didn't know australia was so goddamn big australia is huge you can't drive around it at all no you gotta there's like dude you could take like 10 hour

flights within australia oh yeah that's crazy it's it's vast it's a and the middle of australia has absolutely nothing going on no they don't but i think that when people come to america i think that they want to go to like new york miami or california miami yeah yeah i don't know where i would go i guess you wouldn't really be traveling to the united states to go to like colorado or wyoming because they got that shit in other countries yeah they got wyoming at home yeah they got mountains bigger mountains probably at all and every other country has bigger mountains than wyoming true wyoming's got some big mountains though no i'm i'm joking every other country doesn't have that it's not like every country has that.

Well, a lot of them do. But a lot of people are coming from countries that have nothing, that are like Central America or some shit like that. Yeah, but why would you want to go to Central America? No, I'm saying people are coming from Central America to see the United States and want to see it in different ways. Oh, oh, oh, I see. You know what I mean?

Like the Midwest, not actual Central America. You consider the Midwest? I don't know. I thought you were just, like, not actual Central America. You consider the Midwest? I don't know. I thought you were just like making up some new lingo for it. The dude from Chicago. But like Chicago, I would put that above. I mean, dude, St. Louis, like no offense to the St. Louis people. Obviously, I love that city and I can't wait to perform there.

But it is like they, I think they would even admit like putting that on the top three on earth. On Earth. Austria, Greenland, St. Louis, Missouri. Top three winter destinations on Earth. They had one good thing going for them, and it was the St. Louis Rams. And that bastard Stan Kroenke ripped the St. Louis Rams from their city and put them in Los Angeles. And that was the only thing that they had going on. The Blues used to be really good when they had T.Jshi oh yeah back when they had oshi yeah kids are fucking

oh she was the goat hey bud he is a fucking legend but yeah dude uh st louis is a disgusting city i went there and did a video one time and they were like you have to go to this one barbecue place it's like this famous barbecue place it was the nastiest fucking it was such a low form of barbecue that it almost it almost turned me off of the genre of barbecue not surprised at all almost made me dislike barbecue as a whole but i bet that list was paid for by the city of st louis you think i didn't even dude i didn't even finish that i couldn't tell you what number four was because i i got off the list instantly anytime i google a list and it's like the 10 like best like hotels in the caribbean or some shit like that yeah it's always it's always like by condi nast or some travel brand and it's all paid for it's all it's like a marketing wing of like these these specific places that has to have been paid for by st louis no one is going to st louis unless you are dying to get shot yeah it just i

trusted the list on the first two because i was like oh this is like it's different like it's not like gonna give me the typical like go to veil and then it's like ten thousand dollars for a hotel room for one night go to breckenridge yeah exactly like i don't have bread to be throwing around like that at all. Yeah. You just basically want to go touch the wall in a different city. Yeah, pretty much. I want to go fishing is what I want to do, but...

I like how you said it was the St. Louis Ark. What is it called? Arch. The Arch? The Ark is like what Noah was... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the boat where we went two by two. Fucking idiot.

Got a lot going on, bro. Just tried to fucking figure this shit out for another hour and a half no that shit was it is cool how every single time we go to do it just something messes up and then you just got to sit and watch fucking dudes with the heaviest accents on earth break down how to use stream labs how do they know i don't know how do the guys who do youtube tutorial videos on streamlabs know how to do that shit i don't know but i think that's how they like make i think their entire like livelihood is like troubleshooting shit how like yeah but it's super impressive that but there's a to-do video about everything yeah except for this for the fucking cam link well maybe you need to make one bro yeah maybe i will i was literally

thinking about that when i was doing it i was like if i can figure this out because dude there's hundreds of people being like how do you fix this and there's no answer the son of a boy that youtube can't get over a hundred thousand until sass starts oh dude if i made this video it would go fucking massively viral i will make it i will make the video if i can figure this out today no you won't i swear to to God, I will. Really? I'll talk in a heavy accent. Let me hear what the accent's going to sound like. Today, we're going to be doing...

I can't even... I can't even really do the accent. No, that was a good start. Hello, YouTube. Hello, YouTube. Today, we are going to be doing the Cam Link 4K Elgato, connecting it to Streamlabs labs desktop black screen troubleshooting and then just like the heaviest edm you've ever heard comes in dude because i couldn't tell if

that was european or i couldn't tell what it was either chinese i can't only do indian if i just heard an indian dude talk but that was like the perfectly non-racist accent yeah that was pretty neutral that was just like a little bit of taste of everything that was pretty neutral yeah that was beautiful what is an indian? Do you do an Indian, dude? I don't think I'm allowed to. There we go. Yeah, yeah. Okay, now I can do it. I think it's kind of fucked up. Today we're going to be talking about Cam Link.

The Cam Link 4K produced by El Gato. Lots of people happen to have questions about... No, we have to stay. We have to stop. We have to stop. They're going to get us, bro. no i got spooked the first time i did an improv show i got in trouble i did an indian accent that was my mistake first is doing an improv dude you the accent thing is dumb because it's like everyone does accents people do accents

of white dudes all the time that's like how dave chapelle got famous yeah but we're the oppressor true well in india i guess it depends on where you are in the caste system some of the Indians for the record this is the accent of an oppressive Indian person so what do you want to do today? many people have been talking about

how they've been having trouble going live on stream labs what you need to do is you need to quantize if you quantize properly I think i don't know what the problem is but yeah for those for for my audio heads out there pretty much or not my audio heads my video heads i guess my cam link it's uh it's connected to the laptop and it's just not showing up as it's not coming up like it's coming up as a blank screen, even though it's projecting onto the laptop.

I don't know why. Bro, but... I looked it up on the fucking Cam Link website, and one of the things was like, make sure the camera lid is off. That's probably like 90% of it. That pissed me off, though. There's gotta be a...

I will say, I did check when they said that. Make sure camera is on. I also just watched you blow into the well that's last resort the really last resort is you just start smacking the side of the camera or i mean turn it off turn it on i tried that a hundred times first resort reset the laptop everything that is the very first resort but yeah if i figure this out i will make a tutorial video and i'll make it on a new channel i'll call it like sass's Tech Advice. Bro, I had the most fire Indian.

I've had two Indian food experiences this week. Really? I haven't had Indian food in so long. You've got to get some. What did you have? I went to this place called Sema. It's like a nice high-end Indian restaurant. Bro,

they have some fucking cuisine over there. Sema, where is this? I think it's around here. Oh, shit. I don't think it's that far from here. Yeah, if you want to triangulate where Sass lives, not far from Sema, but spicy-ass food. Oh, yeah.

Delicious, spicy-ass food, and their use of spices. Some Gewurztraminer, the wine with the Rogan, Josh? Some Garvert Streamer? Gewurztraminer. Got some chicken tk masala i got a lamb hindaloo chicken korma beef rogan josh i fucking love chicken tk masala gulab jamun and some samosas a mango lassi. Do you guys have any sake? Sake? Just going to a fucking Asian restaurant. Yeah, and then we'll just do a couple of those shots of the sake. Do you have some omakase and some sake?

That's literally me. I can't pronounce words unless I've heard them out loud. I can't pronounce words unless I've heard them out loud. It's such bullshit when restaurants will put like a list of what makes up a dish and you don't know what any of them are. Oh, 100%. It's like, how am I supposed to know what this is? And I'm Googling in the fucking... The good ones, they'll put the description with what it is.

But that's like a bad restaurant. That is a bad restaurant. People are so fucking stupid that stupid The fine dining is like Eight ingredients you've never heard before And if you ask them The waiter is going to make fun of you To the chef You don't have to cook this shit

They'll be like just put no seasoning on it That's how they want it They're a fucking idiot Just try the fuck out of it Just burn it to shit They're fucking idiots I haven't been to an authentic restaurant in ages what the fuck is it like a like a or like a foreign i don't know all i eat is just fucking

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Start going to authentic restaurants though It's been that long It's been so long Since I had some authentic food. I haven't had an authentic food. Like a real, like a classic dish, like a good dish.

My, my dishes are just like tomato, rice, spinach, chicken. That's what it just says on the box. And then I'm like, Oh,

that sounds like a good dinner. Deconstructed ingredients. Honestly, I give you credit because that's you trying to eat healthy. Yeah, well, it is healthy. It is. That's what I mean. It's like you're going out of your way to eat healthy. Yeah.

You have a sauce. Some of these Indian sauces, you don't know what's in it. Oh, that's the problem. It turns out that it's like cream. Yeah, yeah. I think I told you about that a while ago how for like when I lived in Hell's Kitchen, I was eating chicken tikka masala like three nights a week because i was like oh well this is just chicken and then i realized i looked it up and it was like i looked up is chicken tikka masala good for you and it

says no it's like it's all cream and fat it is terrible for you yeah there's just nothing it's just absolutely not yeah they use so much heavy cream in their in their sauces which makes their sauce is great it is the key to a great sauce i'd love to go out to some uh some restaurants with you especially if we're going to keep on recording from here from you know yeah i know we could hit the hit the village after hit the village after so much to see in the village there honestly is i know you're actually missing out on all the cool shit that's going on all around you. I go everywhere, dude.

I see everything. You just said you haven't had an authentic meal, which doesn't mean anything. Well, I don't eat out is what I mean. That's a shame, brother. Unless I get out of the stand. Sorry, ladies. I get the steak. Crush the steak.

That's the thing. Once you get a good meal, all you need is one good meal a week. Keep you going. And then you just eat shit the rest of the week. Not even shit, but you eat healthy. you're not an indulgent go out meal yeah so when you were going through this stuff about uh traveling and a trip in december and i was like i think i know where you're going i think i know where you're going i thought that you were going to be like we should go somewhere and record there. Oh, yeah, we could do that.

We should. You know? I don't know where. I don't know where we would go, though. But just somewhere to rack up miles. Yeah, I know. It would be good. It's just a tough, the winter time is tough to fucking get out in. You know what I mean?

What do you mean? It's tough to go see the world in the winter. Yeah, but we go somewhere where we're, we go to a cabin somewhere to get our miles. Where would we go? where we're... We go to a cabin somewhere to get our miles. Where will we go? Where is it far? Where is far away from here? Oregon. I was just in Oregon.

I would love to go to Oregon. Oregon's nice. Oregon rules. I've been dying to get out to the PNW. But is that even far enough? Maybe we should just say fuck and just go to Australia. For Delta? Yeah.

Do they not have flights? For our? Yeah. Do they not have flights? For our Australian tour? Do they not have flights to Delta? It's like a four-flight layover, I think. It's some bullshit. But Oregon twice? Oregon back, Oregon back? Yeah, that would be big.

I feel like that would really put a fucking dent in it. If we went there and back and then went back to... If we went there and back and then back there... It's like if we went from New back and then back there it's like if we went from new york to oregon to new york to new york to oregon and then we finally went to oregon on the like the first time we just go back and forth right away yes we spend like a whole miles miles miles miles and then we land that would like it would be a big reward 24 hours yeah of flying because it's six hours, six hours, six hours,

and then we stay. I would feel like we deserved this, yeah. And then we stay and then we get our six hours back. Great salmon fishing out there, too. Bro, I've been dying

to go to the Pacific Northwest. I find it so lush. I truly find it lush. It is very lush. We could go to Vancouver, too. Never been to Vancouver. It's very close, dude. You have your Passaporte?

I do have my passport also got my real id which i believe doubles down as a passport day when you go to canada bro i need my real id actually i need my you need your tsa pre-check bro i saw that line you're in in philly at 4 30 in the morning dude in what world in fourth like dude luckily i woke up early what if you hadn't i would have missed the funeral that I was going to, which would have been a fucking disaster. For who? My family. They would have been so mad.

I mean, the guy's already. I came home hot. Out of the Uber? Did you? Yeah. How, what do you mean hot? You were pissed? Or you just were.

Just a lot of questions. Oh, oh. And I was like, and by the way i'm leaving tomorrow did they like that no but then i ended up i cooled down i i just was i mean i was running on e dude wait are you talking about the uber into philly or the uber into massachusetts into massachusetts what kind of questions were they hitting you with they were just like weird like they were like hitting you with they were just like we're like they were like everyone thought that i was just like woke up early and flew from north carolina no no no they didn't know that i got off of stage grabbed my bag ubered to the airport flew frontier which by the way is insane the green one dude crazy what was bad about it dude

you you know when you're like have you ever flown like a shit airline like that? Of course. Yeah, like Spirit or Frontier or Southwest? Of course. So I've flown Spirit and I've flown Southwest a bunch. Southwest isn't that bad. Spirit's terrible. Frontier, I was like, all right.

I mean, it's like, how bad are, like, these aren't that bad. Well, you have to detail what was bad. That's the thing. It's like, you're like, they're all, like like it is still like a trained pilot and like flight attendant this year like it's not gonna be like that crazy dude it was crazier than i could have even imagined you have to say what things the flight attendants were nuts dude crazy probably because they're dealing with the dregs of society dude no they were they were having a blast they were having the time of their lives but it was i mean dude so if they're having fun how are you having fun i was

i mean dude i was cracking up i didn't even have my headphones in for the first 30 minutes because i was just laughing the whole i was front row the first of all there's no one on the plane everyone had a row to themselves oh really yeah everyone had their own row the plane is completely empty there's this lady in the back who's like first of all they're trying to close the doors uh 15 minutes before it says doors close and they're like we got one more guy left and this lady's like it's my husband he's on his way here he just got through security and they're like all right well he better hurry up because we'll close that door on his ass we do not care swear to god they say that and then they're all like sitting there like eating like nuts and they're like a bitch i'll close that door on his ass. We do not care. Swear to God they say that.

And then they're all like sitting there like eating like nuts. And they're like, bitch, I will close the door on his ass. I do not give a fuck. Like, no, this is a word for word. That's what they're saying. Like swearing. Like they don't give a shit. I feel like if someone vouches for you, on most airlines, they'll hold the plane past the time. Past the time.

Dude, we were 15 minutes out from the time and they're like we will close the door on his ass like we're trying to get out of here like we all want to go home and then and then they're like they're like get that lady off the plane they're like we're getting her off the plane we're kicking her off the plane and they're like her husband's not gonna make it we're gonna kick her off so they go over they get her and they're like she's like he's at the gate. He's about to walk down. And they're like, well, you got to go.

You got to find him and bring him down here. And they bring him on. And the husband gets on. And they all start clapping for him when he gets on the plane. And he just is so angry. He sits down in the first seat. And they're like, you cannot sit there. They're like, where is your seat? And he's like, don't know.

And they're like, well, that's not. They're like, for they're like well that's not they're like for weight for the and they lied and they said like for weight distribution purposes he can't sit there and i was like dude there's like 10 people on this plane that's probably why they need the weight distribution but it's a big plane they need his big ass in the back yeah and then uh he walks away he goes back and they go do they go can you sit with your like do you want to go sit with your wife and he goes no and then they go well you want to go sit with your wife? And he goes, no. And then they go, well, you had to sit with your wife because you can't sit up here. And then he goes back and the flight attendant turns to the other flight attendant. She goes, was he retarded?

And I'm just losing it, dude. I'm crying, laughing out loud hysterically. Did they share like a laugh with you? No, no, no. They did not. They were putting on a performance. Yeah, it was just like a fucking play? It literally felt like it was a play where you can't acknowledge the crowd. It was insane.

It almost seems like it's worth it. I thought you said it was a bad experience. No, it wasn't a bad experience. It's just like... Because I've never flown Frontier and I was like... I'm getting on and I'm like, it can't a bad experience it's just like because i'm getting i've never flown frontier and i was like i'm getting on i'm like it can't be that much different than like a big airline like jet blue or delta or american airlines and it was so much different so much different that's beautiful though i i uh i just enjoy an experience like that where you can just

kick back and not be the stress yeah you would have loved it his wife was probably bitching at him as he's running through 100 they're gonna leave they're kicking me off yeah so i'm trying as best as i can but the idea that they were gonna kick her off the plane for telling her to telling them that her husband's on the way when the flight is not the doors aren't supposed to close which means we're not even taking off for another 30 minutes and they're like we're gonna close the door on his ass and he's like that's great like you can't do that that's crazy on purpose oh yeah 100 do you think that there's like a uh a customer meeting or like a sales meeting for frontier where they sit everybody down and they're like hey we have a reputation to uphold yeah we're supposed to be absolute assholes 100 because that's what that ryan air is doing they're like

leaning into it oh are they really yeah that's like the european spirit i thought yeah it's like irish yeah and they're fully leaning into it like they're posting videos being like people complaining like what did you expect is ryan air which it's like they're going viral like constantly but it's also probably not the smartest business move. All right, guys, let's take a second and talk about the barstool store. Yes, we shall. Ugly sweaters are off, are on right now, right? How much percentage off? I mean, I don't know. It depends on when people get in here. It could be 20% off, but it doesn't matter how much you're getting off. It just matters that you buy the ugly sweater now. You want to be ahead of the ugly sweater trend,

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Get them in time for your upcoming parties. I saw a good Sunday Conversation one. Oh, very nice. It said, how many hoes and he was interviewing Santa Claus. Classic Caleb. I'd say three. That guy's got a wild brain. Weird Brain Central. Weird Brains

in an ugly sweater. It's the perfect pairing and you can go to store.barcelsports.com right now to get an ugly sweater today. Do that. Do that shit. But anyways yeah that was pretty much how my weekend went it was actually a pretty awful weekend overall because the funeral the funeral was just devastatingly sad which i wasn't expecting the mass was fine but the actual burial

process was like oh why were you not expecting i don't know i just didn't and then and then i went home and it was like everyone came over to our house and i was like so tired and like my cousins are there and they're like let's get drunk and i'm like yeah but i was like i'm not gonna start drinking until late so i kind of just like sat and watched college football like in the living room for like five hours and then like around like 6 p.m i like had like two beers and i started like getting like feeling good again well that's the apex of your feeling when you drink two beers in yeah and then instant like within 10 minutes after the second beer i was like i'm gonna like fall asleep and then everyone left and went to my cousin's house and then i stayed and then i went to bed at seven how old are your cousins what's the age difference one of

them's like my age and one of them's like 10 years older than me and do uh all of them are all of them like around like yeah they all my family lives in the same town it's not like it's gonna be the last time you see them because it's no i'm gonna see them in like a week yeah so you're gonna see them all the time and i saw them like last week so you're not missing out on much no no but i was bad vibes for sure but i imagine that that drink that like getting drunk at a funeral is like a kind of specific type of it does not hit it doesn't no it's more like i wish i was sober right now because this sucks because well it's also the running on one hour of sleep and then it's that thing when you're like you're so insanely tired you're like guys i

literally slept for one hour last night and they they're like, I sleep for one hour every night. And it's like, no, you don't. And I actually slept for one hour last night. I checked into the fucking Philly Hilton, which again, just great.

The dude at the front counter leaves to go drive some like hot girl to a bar. And he's like, the girl that's working there, she's like, are you joking? You're actually doing that? And he's like, the girl that's working there, she's like, are you joking? You're actually doing that? And he's like, I'm not going to let her walk there.

You got caught simping? Yeah, dude. He left work to go drive a girl because the girl came up to the counter. She was in front of me and she was like, do you know any good bars to go to around here?

And he's like, yeah, I can take you to one. He's on the clock, dude. He's dating the other girl behind the counter. Mario, are you seriously going to go? What? It's a dangerous bar. That's literally what he was saying.

He was like, I'm not going to make her walk there. That's crazy. There are no bars by that. No. By the airport in South Philly. But I wish I stayed at the fucking Marriott one because that one's in the actual airport. Oh, you didn't stay at. I thought that was the one you stayed.

I stayed at the Hilton one. So that was the cheapest thing. Because you have to. And then you have to take a little transport to get over there. But I took an Uber because the shuttle was a pain in the ass. The guy couldn't drive you? I waited for 30 minutes for the shuttle. And then I realized you have to call.

And then I was like, I'm just calling an Uber. The guy's just like doing pushups for the hot girl. i realized you have to call and then i was like i'm just calling an uber the guy's just like doing push-ups for the hot girl yeah it was hilarious and uh really nice air really nice hotel surprisingly of course yeah that's a great area down there south philly by the stadiums oh yeah great beautiful area pull over the eagle stadium but you said that you were going to bet on the cowboys which well that Well, that was out of the heat of the moment. I bet on the Eagles. Still. Even saying stuff like that?

I was saying some really mean things in my head about the state of Pennsylvania. Yeah, it is fucking... I mean, that just makes no sense that that line is like that every single time. I was talking a lot of shit. Like, why would they just not have... It's probably just like they couldn't get someone to work. It was, but I will say it did move very fast. It was not...

It said 45 minutes. It wasn't, though. It was probably like 20. Yeah. 25. But it's daunting because you go down that long-ass fucking hallway. It's like you're going over traffic back towards the parking garage. And then you turn again, and it's all the way down

and you're like no way and i'm like this is the only flight that i could get home on time and i and luckily i woke up early like i woke up early enough where i was like i'm not stressing too much but i was kind of freaking out yeah that shit is stressful yeah so brutal saturday friday dude fucking raleigh was awesome yeah those great shows great shows great yeah that was really great crowd down there yeah super fun i mean raleigh durham that's one of the biggest uh one of the best summer vacation spots in the world i saw the list audio just went down mr president we just lost audio we just lost audio in the second mic mr

president but dude were you uh were you stressing for that that cowboys eagles game was a great fucking game i was standing like the entire game at home alone yeah that was really fun to watch i was gonna hit you up to come over but uh i couldn't dude i didn't get back here until like six which then that also pissed me off because i was like sunday's my one day where i want to lay on the couch all day and just fucking watch ball yes and i couldn't sunday's your one it's your sabbath yeah so then we had a brunch yesterday morning and uh we get there and it's like we're there and we're already like an hour into the chiefs dolphins game my uncle's just watching the game on mute and he's like the fucking king of the house and there's just nothing i could say why

did it what do you to put the volume on you mean yeah there's no volume the whole time why couldn't you just ask him for the volume or you guys were sitting shiva we were sitting shiva having gefilte fish yeah we were we were not moving were you having some uh traditional jewish food the bagel you guys didn't have bagels at brunch no i don't know we did it but i barely ate i didn't have bagels at brunch? No. I know we did have bagels. Did you have some shakshuka? I barely ate. I didn't really eat much. Yeah, because you just hibernated. Yeah, pretty much. And then I skadoodled on back and I watched the Phillies-Eagles game on the plane.

Damn, Phillies. Or Phillies-Eagles-Cowboys. Yeah, they were playing a baseball-football hybrid. But, damn, dude, I got a lot of thoughts about ball that I want to get off. I think this is the perfect time and safe place to talk about it. If you just apologize for saying that you're going to pick the Cowboys. I do apologize. It was out of rage.

It was the heat of the moment. I will say, first thing I will say, Eagles are the best team in the NFL by a mile, and it's not even close. What about the Ravens? No. The Ravens are good, but they're not even close to as good as the Eagles. All right. I hate the Chiefs with a burning passion.

The Dolphins can't beat any team over.500. They suck. Chiefs have a great defense? Chiefs suck. The Bengals are very good. The Bills need to fire their offensive coordinator. They might even need a whole coaching change. Yeah.

I mean, the fact that they don't let Joe, or the fact that they don't let Josh Allen run the ball anymore, and then they went to Diggs, like, one time the entire game, and he scored. Did you see him coming off the field at halftime being like, I'm not even fucking sweating. Yeah, I mean, I would say the same thing, dude. I'd be furious. They don't go to him at all.

And then they finally doubled up on Kincaid, and they start going to Diggs, and he scores on the first play. But it's like, figure something out there. They were absolutely stagnant in the second half even after the first drive yeah they were terrible honestly the eagles play them in a couple weeks and that's also what i was gonna say bills have the hardest schedule in the nfl well the eagles were supposed to have the hardest schedule but now it looks like the fucking seahawks aren't as good as they seem like and it seems like and the bills aren't as good as they seem yeah dude the the bills wouldn't make the playoffs if the season was over today.

No, I don't think they're going to make the playoffs, dude. Have you seen their schedule? They're playing the Chiefs, the Eagles, and the Cowboys. They play the Broncos next week, which they'll win. And then the Chiefs, Eagles, Cowboys, Dolphins again, I think. So are you going to root for the Eagles? Are you going to, like, when you lose the Bills, are you going to be... Because the Patriots look like the worst team in football.

Like, Patriots are really bad. Patriots could get Caleb Williams. What's happening over in, for the Patriots is just upsetting because it's like, they're not, I truly don't think Mac Jones is as bad as people say he is. Yeah. He just has no one to go to on offense. And that's Bill Belichick's fault. Yes, but everyone's like, Mac Jones sucks. Dude, he had like 10 passes yesterday that should have been caught that weren't caught. They need to fucking throw out all the ingredients and go shopping again.

And he's significantly more confident. When he's in the pocket, it's like he's not fucking running away like he used to. He's standing tall and throwing the ball and the people still aren't catching it. And then special teams completely fucked up at the end like multiple times which is like isn't that like the only thing that the patriots are supposed to be good at they're like this special new england special teams is the greatest in the world yeah it didn't look like they're the greatest in the world ass that's fucking brutal yeah they got rid of jacoby

myers who's like doing pretty good with the raiders shouldn't have got rid of him they have no talent they have no skilled position players. I guess Ramondre Stevenson's alright. But they don't use him. Ramondre is not bad and Elliott's not bad either. But they need to be able to throw the ball. They can't just run the ball. I guess Gusecki,

but they haven't had receivers since freaking Randy Moss, bro. Like they had Julian Edelman, bro. They need to bring back the white Jews. They do. They really do. They'd be better off scouting the fucking funeral that you were at for fucking receiving talent.

Yeah, they would. Like Baylor or wherever they're getting their receivers from right now. It really sucks. GCU or wherever they're getting their fucking receivers from now. Yeah, dude. So if they don't make it, if those two teams, your other two favies don't make it, are you back all in on the Eagles. Yeah, dude. So if they don't make it, if those two teams, your other two favies

don't make it, are you back all in on the Eagles? Yeah, probably. Or are you going to pick a new fourth team? I don't know. I wouldn't hate seeing

the Bengals win, to be fully honest. All right. I don't know. The Bengals are fucking good, dude. Just ride with the birds. Yeah, I know. I like the birds,

but the birds kind of are starting to have that, like, they're a little too flashy for me. Flashy? Yeah yeah they're just too good they're too mainstream they're just like too like they're like you watch them play and you're like yeah this is definitely the best team in the nfl but what if they had lost that game they almost lost it if they didn't even come close to losing it yeah they came close did you watch oh yeah they actually did come very close at the very end it was fucking treacherous well that's what i was saying wasn't i a couple weeks ago that it annoys me that they don't go for points at the end of the game

and said they try and run the clock down and then the other team gets the ball back and they're like, oh, now we're almost fucked. Yeah. Why wouldn't you just score and then be like, this game's over now. There's no way they can come back. That's 100% true. That's why I got to get into coaching. I think you could be good at it.

I know I could. But I'm worried that you're not a good enough disciplinarian. Like if someone didn't, if someone fucked up, I don't know if you could chew them out. I wouldn't chew them out. See, I would be very

passive aggressive and I would move in the shadows. So like if someone misses practice, I'm not gonna do anything. I'm just gonna go over and just throw the dude's stuff in the fucking trash

like you're off the team. But I'd be like, someone else tell him, I'm not telling him. Like that would be, I'd just take the tape on the fucking top of the logger you pass him an anonymous note yeah you're cut yeah you're done get out of here pack your shit you're going to chicago i don't know who this is from but they want you to have this you're going to chicago is unnecessary stuff

because honestly he'll go to chicago he'll wind up in a 20 million dollar office out there dude that was i will say i watched that right before you got here and I was sick to my stomach. Did you watch the video? Dude, that office is insane. No one told us it was going to be that nice. They were like, yeah, we're going to have a basketball court. And I was like, yeah, it'll probably be like a half court. It's like an NBA basketball court.

Yeah, there's like a full stance section. The nicest golf simulator. That might be like a prototype that Elon Musk created or some shit. It was a beautiful golf simulator. I've never seen a golf simulator that has that many fucking things. That's okay because where we're recording from is pretty nice. I wanted to quote tweet it with a picture of the camera

on top of the fucking trash bags. But I don't want to be like fucking, you know. I did it. I don't want pity points. No, I tweeted at, I passive aggressively tweeted at Pete. I saw you tweet,

I saw you do that. But Hank told me to honestly. I was like, Hank, what do I do to get shit done? He was like, you have to make a public and bitch. Yeah, it's not a bad idea. Does Dave know? He's about to.

I don't really mind. I like doing this here. This is nice. And especially if we can go to Oregon. If this winds up with us in Oregon, like, great. Yeah, we're going to get mobile now. Now we can go anywhere. That was the issue before.

Was that we couldn't get mobile like if we we just need to find the airbnb in oregon that has the best uh hardwiring like an airbnb with impeccable internet yeah that would be a problem the internet is an issue i was looking into that too and it was like i was trying to figure out like what streamers use for internet because like my internet is i have now I have the top plan on spectrum. Yeah. Like the highest option and it's still not good enough to stream in 1080p. And then I looked it up and it was like apparently streamers have like a whole different like system of Wi-Fi for their streams.

It's called like business Wi-Fi. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's what we need to get. Yeah. That's like what Pete, we're going to need Pete to come the airbnb that we go to and have him hardwire it in the same way he goes to dave's apartment and like hardwires his internet yeah we need business internet we really do the same way that remote nba journalists do like their live hits you know what i mean like if you're watching a

espn show about the nfl and there's just somebody in their own study with like bookshelves behind them they have great internet that shit looks incredible they do you think they have the cameraman coming to their house every day no fucking way they just have great hardwired internet yeah it is pretty cool we gotta figure it out you'll figure it out though I'll figure it out I guess I'll figure it out um you will you're just watching you work on this shit was uh it's impressive you're just that was my first l you've ever seen me take i didn't even first time seeing me take an l i didn't clock it as an l i clocked it as an l big time really it took me like an hour and i still couldn't figure out how to fix it and there was like no we weren't even getting close i was cool

at the end i was just going through the camera settings and just changing everything to see if it would fix yesterday i had to like buy youtube tv to buy YouTube TV because I was tired of you. I did. I swear to God. Yesterday, when I got here, half of the Eagles game was left, and I couldn't watch it. It was not on anything, which is insane. I get that it's based on where you are,

but the fact that a Philadelphia game is not playing in New York, it makes no sense. Philadelphia against Dallas? Yeah. The supposed marquee matchup of the season so far? game is not playing in new york it makes no sense at philadelphia against dallas like the like supposed marquee matchup of the season so far it's like no we're gonna watch the raiders yeah shut out the giants yeah because people locally are giants fans like how that's you can't just watch it on everything so i'm like watching stream east yeah and i've red zone and i'm trying to cobble it together i was like fuck this yeah i bought it i literally i bought it as soon as i

got home i well i already had youtube tv but i bought the nfl nfl i got the sunday ticket because it's half off right now yeah i got it too yeah it was just so fucking but even just the process of having to link my location of my phone to my tv was taking so many steps yeah and i was like starting to like i was getting super annoyed yeah getting super annoyed. Yeah, I was going to spaz out. Well, it's because I was doing this and I was like, I could put the HDMI into my TV. But then it's like even StreamEast is like a couple seconds behind. It's like five plays behind. Yeah, and it's like, I don't need it. I'm just like, I'm just going to spend $150.

It's like there's still so much NFL left. Yeah. Do you think they bone you with the playoffs though? Well, they probably, well, no, because all the playoff games are on individually. But you don't think that they're going to be like, okay, now buy the playoff ticket? No, because all the games are going to be on primetime in the playoffs. Oh, that's true.

I bet that there's going to be no more Eagles games that aren't primetime or some stupid shit like that. Like, I'm going to wind up paying $110 a month to watch nothing. Yeah. Maybe I'll just become a YouTube TV guy. YouTube TV is good. Do you know what the craziest one was? They didn't have Bills vs. Patriots on YouTube TV.

On YouTube TV? In New York. Or Fubo. It's so stupid. These fucking, like the cable companies that popped up, this whole, like, Tubi, Fubo, TiVo, like, all this shit is a blight on American history. Oh, my God.

Dude, did you see yesterday? They're saying that the fucking, the Bills game, like, the day after Thanksgiving or the one wherever it is, it's exclusively on Peacock. That shit, this is a stain on American history. When we look back at the entire... The fact that we've allowed cable to be decentralized and now you have to buy every single channel a la carte

for a fucking $20 a month streaming is one of the biggest injustices. And I'll put it against just about... I'm saying slavery is worse, Holocaustust worst women right to vote but i really outside of that i can't think of anything no it's pretty bad well how much i never see i never got i never had cable like i never paid for cable myself how much was it it's like 320 a month okay so it's still not worth it i mean i don't know i pay for all of it now you have cable i have everything i have literally every cable i had and youtube tv and well i just got rid of one of

them i have to get rid of one yeah get rid of cable because that's crazy there's no reason to have like the only reason that there is to have cable is for sports yeah but if you got the sunday ticket i mean i guess you watch basketball too i have the nba app too and i had the nfl app and i bought i originally bought the nfl app last year when I was in Ireland or something to watch a preseason game. And that's a different app that you get. I almost was going to get a VPN. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought about doing.

But I don't know. Because, yeah, if you get a VPN, you can watch any game because you're technically nowhere. I was just like, I'm too old to be pirating. To be getting vpns yeah i'm too old to be like trying to like pirate and like go like go to a legal stream site yeah and like try to click into something click out of something now i have like i'm getting like text messages from random numbers that are like yeah like scammer numbers being like hello yeah we met at the bar yeah it's pretty annoying i've been in my house for fucking eight days straight.

What the fuck do you mean? Yeah. Hello. It does suck. It really is a pain in the ass. But I think now that I got the Sunday ticket, I'll have no problems for the rest of the season. I hope. There's going to be one game on that's like, oh, if you upgrade to the Red Zone Plus Sunday ticket package packages you get that one i didn't get the red

zone one because i already have red zone i have red zone on the nfl yeah i have red zone on my fucking tv yeah and now i have red zone in the or no i didn't get the red zone in the youtube but because i already have it twice yeah it's so insane yeah it's annoying and i had the nba app on my on my fucking phone but then they said you need to get another nba app to be able to watch it on multiple devices on your fucking tv so i had to i'm like paying double for that i'm getting close to the r word yeah man it sucks well i don't know what to do we're getting fucked dude but like that's i mean like cable in like, originally cable was just, just made so, it was just all right there.

You gotta do the math and be like, am I paying more for cable? Am I paying, with all these streaming things that I'm, streaming services that I'm paying for, is it more than cable? Probably is. Everything is. I'm probably still, like, 150, 200 bucks less a month. Than cable? But YouTube TV is, like, what, like, 80 a month? Something like that. I don't know like $150, $200 less a month. Than cable? But YouTube TV is like, what, like $80 a month?

Something like that. That's crazy, dude. I remember when I found out that like Dugues had YouTube TV and I was like, how much is it? Like $5 a month? And he was like, no, it's like $80 a month. I'm hoping that I'll like use it on like on the go or something like that. Yeah. Like I'll have, I'll be somewhere else where I could just use it.

It used to be easier to stream this shit, too, though. It used to be so many other easier fucking... Thanks to your boy, Mark Cuban. Is he doing that? Oh, yeah. He's big into cracking down on the illegal streams. What the fuck does it matter to him? Billionaire ass.

I know. More money to be made. I mean... Never satisfied, Mark. I was honestly about to just start watching it on TikTok. I was about to just say... You know how people will just, like, stream the reflection in, like, their bathroom?

Yeah, yeah. Like, two mirrors and, like, just discolored version of it? Yeah, they invert the colors. It is. What was the one that, I think, Mook tweeted, like, last year after the Eagles lost the Super Bowl? It was the dude that was, like, running Eagles Chiefs on Madden and the Eagles were winning 95-0.

I don't fucking begrudge him that. You have to do crazy things to cope. Dude, look what happened, bro. I smashed my shit. Yeah, I know. I was going to say, but it looks like it's a screensaver. No, it's a real... That's your actual screen?

So the cover got smashed, and then I looked underneath. Oh, damn. How'd that happen? I was in the Iron Jungle, bro. You dropped a weight on it? I dropped a 60 on it by accident. That sucks. And now I can't get my.5 camera, so I'm at the fucking fancy Indian place trying to let my phone eat first.

Using a panorama? Yeah. That blows. You're going to have to get one of those attachment lenses. Yeah, what am I going to do, bro? I just blew the budget on YouTube TV. Yeah. I'm in a bad place.

Everything's a scam, dude. There was an ad yesterday that it was like, if you bring any iPhone into Verizon today, we'll give you a free iPhone titanium and Apple TV. And it's like, no, you won't. There's just no way in hell that's real. I also thought that there was going to be like a crackdown on planned obsolescence where phones just start going bad so you have to buy a new new phone yeah but that's still happening oh big time and like worse mine kind of slowed down though the obsolescence like

it's like because remember i was telling you about how my battery dropped like a shit ton yeah i don't think it's gone down much since then and mine's not heating up like it was before um yeah they're they're doing nasty things over there and i don't like it just so they can get their little fucking margins up dude just make a phone that lasts forever and take a loss for a couple quarters lay some people off you guys are making too much fucking money designing shit in silicon valley anyway i know every one of you pussies is too fucking rich dude my dad was telling me a story yesterday about uh how he was like a big blackberry guy when i was a kid like he was big into the blackberry and he was very anti-iphone and he's he was driving me to hockey one time when i was a kid and we like i've told you about how when you

played hockey they don't get you can't get ice time so you gotta wake up at like four in the morning yeah and drive like two hours away to go to a game. And my dad was trying to do the GPS on his BlackBerry, and he said that it wasn't working. He said that it took us like an hour and a half away, and we pulled up, and it was just like some coffee shop, and he went in,

and he was like, where's the hockey rink? We're late as fuck. And they're like, there's not a hockey rink within like 50 miles of here and then he said that he went into the car and he just took his he took his blackberry and smashed it and then he said that uh we showed up when there was like 10 minutes left in the game and like the next day he bought an iphone oh my god it used to be so hard to get places oh yeah i was thinking about that that i never even like it's never even occurred to me like i was out of college before i had a like a gps yeah well i remember everyone used to have like it would be like that would be like a big like like uh like

christmas gift for like parents who'd be like look what we got you it was like a gps that would like go on the dashboard yeah yeah mounted gps yeah i was printing out uh directions on like math quest or some shit like that and i remember driving up i like a battle rap interview yeah and i was driving up from philly and i had to print out all the directions and like i was like i i didn't know where the exit was and i was like calling back home to my dad to be like i think i almost like cried yeah i was like i'm in newark new jersey who the fuck is this like i was losing my mind because it was so like if there if there's not like a siri a common woman voice being like, get off to the right. You really forget how hard it is.

Or being able to read a map. Like that's like, okay, we're going to go to 55 and then go down to 95. Get on to 46, hit route one. You know what I mean? It's even improved in the last couple years. Now you'll get the thing that'll be like, take the next right after not this stoplight, but the next one. Or we found a better

route. Yeah, shit like that. We found a way to get you there ten minutes faster. Yeah. Or it's going to be a little bit slower, but we have another AI that will come and suck you off. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah, it's some fucking bullshit. Dude dude we didn't even talk about the fact that me and you uh or we briefly saw each other the other night dude i got caught up in the longest

conversation with someone that i'd never met before that dude yeah nice guy but i didn't get to talk to like you at all yeah it was tough i remember you got there and then like two hours had gone by and i was still talking to this dude i was like i'm leaving and then i was like no you that is i've learned that that's kind of your classic move you get told this i'm like all right bye you're like you're not going anywhere yeah well we went to another bar after that i know i could tell that you guys had like the rage in your eyes everybody was trying to go hard it was funny because gardini is still not gone and i'm gonna see him on wednesday what the hell i know why is still not gone and I'm going to see him on Wednesday. What the hell? I know. Why is he not gone yet? Then he's actually gone.

Because I think he's staying in New York. I don't know. He was going on the road with Shane or something. But I think Shane might be coming. I don't know. I don't really know what it is. I was seeing his show in Baltimore this weekend. Oh, yeah.

You told me that. What day? Saturday? Saturday. Friday. Oh, really? Yeah. with my boy spud spud who was there on friday did you even talk to any of my yeah i talked to them spud cheese i talked to them briefly yeah yeah cheese did you talk to cheese i think so you didn't talk to Cheese. I think Cheese said that he worked at the spot where Justin Bieber peed in the mop bucket.

Really? And he had an alternate angle of Justin Bieber peeing in the mop bucket. That's crazy. And he was like, do I want to sell this to TMZ or do I want to keep my job? And he was like, I want to keep my job. So he just never... What a dumbass. He could sell that now.

Does he still have it? I doubt he still has it. Dude, he could sell that for like... That's like worth want to keep my job so he just never what a dumbass dude he could sell that now does he still have it i doubt he still has dude he could sell that for like that's like worth more than like the mona lisa justin bieber's bird dude that was like the biggest news story of all time i know it was like justin bieber pissed in a mop bucket and everyone was like i fucking hate this punk i hate you that was like my like fucking grandparents were mad about that. Yeah. This goddamn punk bastard. You piece of shit bastard. The fuck do you think you are? Trying to have sex with our women?

Dude, that was right up there with Tiger Woods cheating on his wife. Yeah. Maybe bigger. It was a big time scandal. Yeah. And he was like 16. He was just in the tunnel underneath a nightclub or a bar or restaurant or some shit like 16. He was just in like the tunnel, like a tunnel underneath a nightclub or like a bar or restaurant or some shit like that. And he peed in a mop bucket.

His boy filmed him from like behind. And I think that they had security, like a security angle camera from right down his bird. Which is a hilarious move to do that. To pee in a mop bucket? Yeah, that's like any, like, I don't know. I would never do it. You've definitely peed in like fucking... You've definitely done it. You've. To pee in a mop bucket? Yeah, that's like any, like, I don't know. I would never do it. You've definitely peed in, like, fucking...

You've definitely done it. You've definitely peed in mop buckets. First off, you're comfortable with your bird means. You've probably, like, shit in mop buckets. I've never pooped anywhere. And then, like, gone over to the fucking custodian and been like, look what I did. Someone shit in your mop bucket, buddy. Look what I did, you fucking loser.

I lost some shit. I went to Penn State. Get a real job, guy. You're going to work for me someday. That's all right. That's okay. You're going to pump our gas someday. Have you ever seen high schools where they cheer that?

Oh, yeah. They'll be like losing. That's all right. That's okay. You're going to pump our gas someday. No, I've never heard that. That's insane. That's so insane.

That's insufferable. The only one we had was for BC High, and it was BC High, BC Low. That's where all the gay kids go because it was an all-dudes school. That's damn good. And it was funny. Yeah, we would do that one. That's damn good. I don't think our school ever even played BC High because it was a private school.

Probably because they had a negative complaint about the cheers in the student section. Yeah, probably. It was also just like a bunch of kids from our town would go to BC High. Was it a private school? Yeah. In Boston, I believe. So they were probably hitting you guys with the, that's all right. That's okay.

Yeah, 100%. You're going to work for us someday. That's a good one. That is terrible. That's so loserish. Yeah. Wait, do you want to check that since this shit just went off or do you think we're good to go? We're just checking.

It's just doing a little. We have a fail safe. We have the phone up going with the camera. So if something happens, we're going to have backup, extra footage just to make sure. We have a high-tech setup. Honestly, I wouldn't trade the $20 million office for this. I really wouldn't. I't trade the $20 million office for this. I really wouldn't.

I'll take the $20 million. You know what was funny? This is like our dinner with DateJZ. You know what was funny in that video? I don't know if you... Did you watch the whole video? Yeah. Did you...

First of all, it was a funny video. Great. Big Cat kept... When he kept on saying, this is where the magic happens, was cracking me up. It was great. Big Cat kept, when he kept on saying, this is where the magic happens, was cracking me up. But, the fun,

dude, they were showing all the new studios and they're like, this is macro dosing. We got a part of my take in here, mostly sports, anus. And when they cut to anus,

it was just a video of them talking at the old office. Because their studio's definitely not ready. It was just clearly the old office it was like they pulled it from youtube i also like how everybody was there except for kb oh yeah you never see kb he was probably fucking lost in that place or they just built a studio for him to do anus for one hour a week oh man the goat yeah i'm gonna be out there'm going to say what's up to those guys.

Give the gift I got to Kate. I got a gift for Kate. Yeah, I got her a onesie. What'd you get her? I got her a onesie, bro. Don't play. That was actually that night. You weren't even there, bro.

And you also were still awake. So what's all that about? What do you mean? When I sent the picture of the onesie, you were still awake. Yeah, because I was dozing and I caught you trying to steal the gift that I got. That's crazy to say that. I got you trying to take credit. You were trying to take credit.

But we went to, oof, man. I've been eating good, bro. I've got to start taking you out to eat. We went to Au Cheval. We went to Au Cheval that night for burgers. Great burger. Great burger. Best burger in the city.

I went to Red Hook Tavern. Hey, it's gaz did you say you went to asha ball we talking burgers uh-oh gaz is here me glennie and balls doing a booze and burgers redux would be incredible you glennie and balls oh me glennie and gaz god damn booze and burgers redux would be incredible you glennie and balls oh me glennie and gas god damn it wait so you went to auschwitz and then where else did you go it's not i went to auschwitz i had the steamed burger they make it in a gas chamber. It's fucking incredible. Four years aged.

Goddamn kraut bastards. I started watching. Oh, you did? Yeah. How far in are you? Like four episodes. So you did Blythe? Oh, the coward?

Yeah. Yeah. Dude. Honestly, I was pissed because we had talked about it, and now I'm like, I know the coward dies. Dude, did you know that he didn't even die in real life? They wrote that in? Someone commented that on the YouTube. What?

Dude, that never happened. They got it wrong. What? Yeah. So he just was a coward and got cured. That's a way better story than him being a coward, getting cured, and then getting killed. Dude.

They were trying to spook us. I can't even imagine. I was thinking about this the other day, but it was like, imagine being like his family. At a certain point, it's like, dude dude just don't even put him in the show yeah you don't have to tell that story that story was useless for the show i mean it was a good it was a great episode they're all great episodes but it was like you really didn't need it and then they're like and then he died and then and then the family's like we know he didn't die in

the war imagine being like his family like his grandkids sitting down watching that like he's not dead at all they're like, we were with him two weeks ago. We were just playing badminton. He's actually pretty spry right now. That means that all the veterans gathered around and they were like, there was this Blythe guy, he was a coward.

He was a massive pussy. And then he got shot and died. It was a shame. And then he's at home watching and he's like, what the fuck? Are you kidding me? These were my brothers. Are you fucking kidding me? These guys were my, we were a band of brothers. I send you guys Christmas cards every year.

We were in a band. This is heartbreaking. I know. He died in like the 70s or like the late 60s. What a shitty way to find out that all your boys hate you. I know. Wait, I thought we were boys. Wait, you guys had a group chat without me?

Wait, I thought we were boys. Wait, you guys had a group chat without me? That's so shitty to be the person on the outside of the group chat. I know. That's so shitty to be the guy that's being called a coward in the HBO series. And then they just fuck up your entire life story. When they make the HBO series about Barstool, I'm definitely telling them you were a coward. Oh, big time.

That's fine by me i'm telling them that that tommy smokes got no pussy yeah i'm telling them that alex cooper had no bread bro don't even kid i'm telling them how unguapped alex cooper was alex cooper should buy the chicago office i heard alex cooper is going to get re-signed by the new york office really yeah that would be huge i heard that she wants to come back, relive the glory days. Dude, if I haven't heard Sophia with an F done a fucking sit-down together, that would be huge. Are they dumb?

Dude, they should make a sex tape, bro. They should. P and V, bro. Oh, yeah. Dude, Alex and Sophia doing P and V with each other. That would be crazy. They need to stop talking about it and show us fucking. Yeah. That would be crazy. They need to stop talking about it and show us fucking. Yeah.

That would be big. They need V and V. They need to put one V in the other. Yeah. Inside of it. Like that's how they get, that's how they reconnect is just a scissor tape. Yeah. That's honestly what we need.

Yeah. They're going to go broke and they'll have to do that, bro. Totally. Totally. She's only got $60 million. That'll never last. That's just the Spotify money what she was just on jimmy fallon yeah did you see that yeah it's not surprising she gonna be rich forever and we gonna be rich forever i saw those bros today i know you told me i saw gillian wallow they're asking about you

did you tell did they see the video i posted no i, I don't think so. To be fully honest, I wrote that tweet out like a week in advance. And I was like, I'm going to tweet this on Sunday. This is going to be so funny. Did well, though. Got like 3,000 likes. I mean, that's a layup when you use the guns. That's rent, bro. That's rent.

That's impressions right there. That impression money is hidden. You can eat those. You can eat off those, honestly. It's a good excuse to buy a new t-shirt. Buy yourself something nice. Oh, honestly. It's a good excuse to buy a new t-shirt, buy yourself something nice. Oh, yeah. Buy yourself a new vacuum.

But Mac Jones, seriously, should actually be here right now. Collector's item. Bro, I need everyone to stop talking shit on Mac Jones. You send that shit over to Second Avenue Vintage or whatever. Bro, Mac Jones is the future. I bought it on the NFL shop website for like $130. Mark down from $230? No, they're all $130.

And then I was talking to my sister's boyfriend, and he was like, I was at Marshall's the other day, and they're like $10 there. And he's like, and they're like the actual jerseys. Yeah, game worn. Yeah, he's like, they're not rip-offs. So this is a grass stain? Yeah. Is this fitted to his body?

Dude, Tyreek Hill was grass is a grass stain? Yeah. Is this fitted to his body? Dude, Tyreek Hill was grass stained up this week. Yeah, he's that filthy. He gets that dirty. He's like a stream guy. He's like on streams and shit like that. Big time, yeah. Does he have some domestic violence cases against him?

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What were we talking about? Not Tyreek Hill, that's for sure. That was God stopping you. Just got a call from Dave. Apparently, he's getting signed to Barstool for like a $40 million contract to stream. He has a lifetime contract. That was your ghost, honestly, turning it off. I know.

As soon as we started talking about Tyreek, the camera just shut off. Brother, if I was a believer in ghosts, I had a close encounter today at my own apartment. Oh, do tell. Do tell. My ears just perked up. I was walking across my apartment and on the other side of my apartment, probably about 80 feet away, a skinny way, 80 feet away, a wine glass just smashed. It just like jumped off of a counter.

It was the middle of the day. That's happened to me, dude. I've been there. I was walking to go close the door. That's ghost shit. If I believed in close encounters of the second kind or whatever yeah no wait no that's aliens isn't it close encounters yeah i think so um yeah i think so so what is it called when you root like a ghost paranormal

activity yeah when there's paranormal activity going on i feel if i was a believer in paranormal activity that would be a paranormal activity for sure. Yeah, I mean, it's freaky when that shit happens. Then I'm picking up fucking shards of glass on my hands and knees like a fucking bastard. Then you go over to the glass and it's like spelt out. There's like words spelt out in the glass. Get out! Stop Jewish hate!

Adam! I expel you! I just get blood. Yeah. I still don't believe. It could have been anything. When I was a little boy, I was in my grandparents' house on the Cape, and my mom and my grandma were cleaning up something,

and a glass from the corner of the room flew over and smashed right next to my mom. No one was there. Yeah. I'm going to need ghosts to stop being so passive aggressive. I know. Seriously. Just fucking. Yeah.

You got something to say. Or just like smash me in the face with a glass. Stop having it. They have like a rule. It's like how Batman is not allowed to kill. They have a rule. They can't kill people. Yeah.

Because they really do. In the movies, they're never really getting killed by ghosts and sometimes they are not really though you're just getting like getting spooked cold yeah they're getting like real spooked yeah it's stanky maybe my fucking kitchen is haunted it probably stinks in there you had a plate of chicken that's definitely haunted dude something the chicken there's no chicken in there is there i don't know something in the sink You have a ghost in your sink. People ghost in your garbage disposal. It's fucking growing.

I do not have a garbage disposal, brother. Of course. Very rare to have a garbage disposal these days. True. Bad for the environment. Is it? Yeah. Way too many fossil fuels.

Is it? No. I don't know. You recycle? Electricity? No. Dude, I don't even throw trash away. I just shove it under my bed.

I'm surprised you don't throw shit out the window. That's definitely what I'm doing. The window is sealed up. I can't figure your neighborhood out, though. Because last time I was leaving here, I saw a family leaving here. I was like, if a family lives in an apartment like this kid this is not fit for a family yeah that's always the thing that i'm curious about is when you're in this like you're in an apartment you're like i wonder what the other units look like but there was also a uh a corvette on the corner

with a handicap sign and like a bunch of tickets on top of it yeah nobody with the fucking handicap is driving a corvette like that it could be someone like maybe like they have a driver in a corvette yeah true no one really has a corvette you're like a handicapped person buying a car where you have to get like so low to the ground that your ass is like scraping the ground maybe they're on a wheelchair it's probably pretty easy for them to get in they just fall off even hard they just fall into the car. It's probably easy as hell. Yeah. Into the car. Someone just takes the wheelchair and just...

No, dude. I saw a Reddit post about a dude, someone who was like, I'm a quadriplegic. Are there any good boats to Ireland? So a quadriplegic, they're like, air travel's hard for me. I want to take a boat to Ireland.

And they're like, the Queen Mary II would be want to take a boat to ireland and they're like the queen mary the second would be your best option there's like boats that go like titanic style boats that are still going from the united states to ireland yeah i mean how long does that take it's got to take what like a week to get there i at least dude boats being on a boat for a long time sucks so much especially if you're not not in the Caribbean. Oh, fuck, man. All right, should we just end this? Yeah. All right.

We're still recording on the phone, so we can just... Tune in later on to hear us talk more about boats. Yes, we'll get to that on Wednesday, but you won't be here on Wednesday. It'll be me and Francis. But you just weigh in on boats. All right, we'll talk about boats on Wednesday.

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The Zoom, I'll say the PodTrack 4 is the first thing to go. No, please, Scott. It was a small fortune. No, no, no, don't do that. Could flip that thing for like a grand. No, I have 50% equity in that, bro. All right, we'll see you guys next week. Goodbye.

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