Spitballers Comedy Podcast - 266: Audible Bubble Guts & Things To Not Waste Your Money On - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

Today we discuss acne, in-app advertisements, and eating a banana peel. The guys also learned how to properly use a word that they have been using incorrectly for years. We close things out with a draft of things you shouldn’t waste your money on. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers Podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Clippity-clop, hippity-hop, skadoosh. I don't know, man. It's very robotic. The big breaks are what got me. Sometimes you got to use negative space, man.

I get it. You're not an artist. Yeah, I mean, clearly. Otherwise. Also, sign me You're not an artist. Yeah, I mean, clearly. Also, sign me up as not an artist. What was the final? Skadoosh. I went Kung Fu Panda. Okay. Alright, that works. Welcome in to the

Spitballers podcast. Andy, Mike, and Jason with you. Would you rather? what's the difference and we are drafting things you shouldn't waste your money on great advice given out today now we're gonna save you some money this was a really hard draft for me i didn't know if we're gonna bring that up jason Jason He's never saved a dollar in his life Jason likes the finer things I'm a bougie boy And let me tell you

When I'm trying to find the things Don't waste money on that You should pay up Luxury sheets? Yes, waste your money on that It's going to feel better when you sleep So if we had a draft of people who like to waste their money Oh, I'm the 101 Jason's the 101

Now we had a similar draft people who like to waste their money. Oh, I'm the 101. Jason's the 101. Yeah. Now, we had a similar draft earlier, didn't we, Al? We did. We had things not to cheap out on, so kind of the opposite. Jason's favorite. What's funny is I told- He had a list of over 500. Yeah.

I told- You guys want to go 500 rounds, right? I told Mike earlier when I was struggling coming up with a list for this I thought about just drafting what I drafted there like the things worth spending money on like fancy toilet paper you know high end toilet paper and I was like don't waste your money on cheap toilet

paper oh like silly silly but I've got a legit list all right well we've got that draft coming up at spitballers pod over on x spitballers pod dot com is the website. You can submit questions to us. Any submissions for Would You Rather or What's the Difference? You can do that at what preferred URL do we go with at this point for the Patreon? Don't we have about 10 URLs?

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Would you rather. Joe from the website, would you rather have extremely audible bubble guts during a funeral or during a job interview? A funeral ceremony. I've never heard of... So, I've never heard this phrase, audible bubble guts. But obviously, I know what that is. You've never heard bubble guts? Yeah, but I didn't know that the bubble guts was the sound.

What did you just thought it was, the feeling? Yeah, I thought, oh, I got bubble gut. I got like an upset tummy. Not like... Audible bubble guts was my high school band name. Sounds like a band I do not want to listen to rock band yeah um to me this is the funeral for one simple reason you could mistake it for someone near me in the interview there is me and the interviewer and if the interviewer knows it's not their belly what if what if it's a panel oh like a like a panel interview yeah it'd have to be a big panel man

and i will be looking around at other people when it happens whose stomach but is this really a bad thing like if you're if i'm interviewing it's an embarrassing thing sure but if i'm interviewing someone and they've got the audible bubble guts album and i don't know that i would care i'd be like that dude's hungry the first time or the second time you don't care at all it's like ha ha ha let's make a joke i'm hungry better eat after this it's the this is like to me a lot of times yeah this is non-- You're like, he's got health problems. Right, right. Might not want to hire this person. When they're reviewing, they're going to be like, what, a diarrhea boy?

Yeah. We don't want him in here. You'll get a nickname. He's going to be in the bathroom all day. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and there's no real way to like, we all know the sound like when you're hungry, but that might be different. If it happens more than a

few times i think the conclusion is going to be he's got a poop oh it's 100 bubble guts is not not the the hunger growl it's down below yeah it's the is we're going to the bathroom very very soon very soon please let me out of this the funeral yeah there's a monster somebody's trying to escape somebody is probably up there talking about somebody else's legacy yeah and in that regard and it's quiet it's you know what i mean there's no there's no workers in the other room while you're getting interviewed in some background distracting noise i would start playing some music on my phone this is quietly during the person, to mask the sound. No, you just start crying. You start wailing. Ah!

Ah! He's got to... Ah! I miss him so... And, I mean, you could, like, even hold your tum-tum. You're just so overwhelmed with despair and loss and grief. Or do you highlight your bubble guts?

Show how much you cared about this person? I'm just saying, I'm so upset. I loved him so much I got to take a dump. We'll honor. I loved him so much I got to take a dump like you wouldn't believe. Like what? What? You get up there and you've got to give your speech

too with the bubble gun oh man and you've got to say like oh my stomach just hasn't been the same since okay since ted ted died let's even this out even this out because i agree with you what your your logic here is just impenetrable it's perfect yeah so now let's say that it is not you are at the funeral but you are dead you're no you've died from audible bubble guts no but you are the presenter you're the you're the you're giving the eulogy okay and that's where the bubble guts go possibly magnify it right there's a microphone near you everybody's watching you does that shift it over to wanting it to be in the interview i i like that because like you said it isolates you as the somebody everyone's gonna know yeah but i'm still taking where would you i'd flip it then yeah because then it's one person that knows and not

everyone so this is really a numbers game yeah to me it's quantity of people that know i have to poop that's one of my math equations. I feel like you could, if you were giving a eulogy, you could still get away with it. Just with some real dramatic pauses and be like, I can't continue. Do you pat your stomach? I can't do it. Do you pat your stomach when it's happening? I think what you do is you put your hand over the microphone like you're weeping or taking a

breath like i need a moment and then yeah and then it's just it's emotional but i agree if if we're doing the the eulogy i'll take the interview which which event would you rather have to sprint out of to go poop probably the interview i'll find a different job i don't i won't see these people again yeah you know all my family forever at every family remember when he had to run out of grandpappy's funeral that's a great story i don't like the next oh that would be hilarious i mean i i like the idea of you running out of the interview and just saying, like, this isn't going to work. And then you just sprint out.

Yeah, at one point, you don't even have to sprint. If you're strong enough in who you are and your capabilities of getting a future job, you simply, whenever you know it's time, you stand up, you say, thank you, I'm done here. And you walk out and you take that dump. I'm turning the table. Yeah, because I'm going to seem like a really good candidate. I'm going to say, you know what? I have a question for you.

Where is your bathroom? They'll think it's like a joke. They'll say, you know what? It's over here. And then I will get up and I will leave. Like, imagine that power move. Oh, that is strong. I shall go see that bathroom.

And then 15 minutes later, I come back in. Maybe they're interviewing someone else, and I say, excuse me. Excuse me. You're in my seat. I was in the middle of an interview. I need to finish. See, I would not come back.

Yeah. Either way, it's good. I'd go to the restroom and then just take off. Matt from the website, would you rather only be able to eat at each restaurant one time in your life kind of fun or be limited to one single restaurant that you can go to whenever you want i am an adult i'm allowed to go to the restaurant whenever i want that's what i was thinking too i was like wait this is not a problem in my life

like dude what does this mean whenever you want does that is that a financial implication this is 2 a.m and i want to go eat i mean i think they're just saying the other restaurants you could only go to once or you could choose one that you could go to multiple however however however often you want choose to go so do you want to be stuck in one restaurant forever or have to change all the time that was hilarious um the idea that you might be allowed to go to a restaurant when you want to it's a big problem but i want to go i am an adult it's five o'clock you're not allowed yet here's the problem with the rotation i think that one's the one i would choose but i am going to bake into this that i'm gonna have to keep driving farther and farther away

from my house that is a good point there's no way they're installing these things as fast as i'm needing to eat at a restaurant so i'm assuming like if one restaurant just changed to a different one the next day and i only had to drive a block. Sure. That's not the way it works. That's not reality. How many restaurants are close to you? I mean, we've got a mall pretty close to us. We could make it like a year. Yeah, there's probably 25, 35 restaurants. More than that. 52. More than that. Well, then we could make it longer than a year, Andy. I thought it was every day. a year and included in those i thought it was

every day yeah but included in the restaurants are gonna be places you don't want to go well no you're just gonna have to suck it up subway mike's at sub mike's gonna have to go to a lot of subways yeah they're everywhere wait you you can't just go to a different subway and count that as a new restaurant they board the thing up after you leave. But, you know, once you've hit a Subway, you're not going back to Subway. Oh, that's nice. I don't like that. I can't go to Subway.

Otherwise, I'd just be at McDonald's all the time. Yeah, but they'll board them up afterwards. How many McDonald's do you have near you? I know you know this number. 52. I get a lot. I would say there's probably 200 restaurants within 5 to 10 miles from us. So you could almost make it a year.

It would be fun for a while, and then I guess at some point you're just sack lunch in it. If you had to eat at a different restaurant for dinner every single night, you couldn't even eat at home, would that force you to become a food critic? Would you take advantage of that and start publishing your yeah you should you should start a like a tiktok or a reels channel i think that'd be fun not not a blog or a blog do people make blogs still i don't know yeah what's the blogging world doing these days i don't think they're doing anything i think they're vlogging. Welcome to my video blog. Yeah, I mean a video blog, but. My vlog.

I don't think people, do people do just blogs? Not often. Do people read blogs? I don't know. I don't know, man. How do you even find a blog? You Google. I imagine.

What happened to all the blogs are blogs dying out this word is why is it called blog that's an awful word uh yeah what word i feel like mike should know this i but i don't blog oh a log log it's a bulletin board log it's a web log web log to blog they just dropped the we yeah web blog okay blog web say that word blog blog yeah blogs are very funny the more you say it the stupider it gets yeah i hope it's blog sounds funny to you um i don't you know the one single restaurant forever it doesn't have a good variety it's what would a good variety? What would you choose? What would you choose? Probably the Cheesecake Factory.

That's what I was going to say. Oh, that's a great choice. I mean, if you haven't been to the Cheesecake Factory. It's every restaurant combined. It's the only restaurant that I've ever seen that literally sells advertisements in their menu. That's the scheme. That's how big their menu is. You're turning so many pages.

It's like a magazine where they're selling as-seen-on-TV stuff in there. This has to be frozen stuff, right? You can't have a menu that big. How can a chef possibly know how to cook everything on that menu? It has to be like more microwaves in the back of that Cheesecake Factory. But the food's so good. I'm a big- You're a big Cheesecake Factory?

I'm a big fan. The only thing, the only problem with Cheesecake Factory is it's always got a big wait. I don't like that. How late do you go for, you know, hit the factory? How late do you go to the factory? I'd go as late as 8.30. See, this is the world that, I know you live this world. I texted you last night, and you were out at dinner at like, I don't know, it was like 8.30.

What? Yeah. What are you doing, man? We're 8 o'clock. This is where people go. Mike, they go out and eat at late o'clock. Bro, we're old. You're old.

Yeah. You want a seat? I'll tell you. Go during a normal time, like 4.30. No, that's too early. 4.30. Okay, now you're older. Yeah. You want a seat? I'll tell you. Go during a normal time, like 4.30. No, that's too early. 4.30. Okay, now you're older. Yeah.

No, the way you go to dinner is you factor in when you want to eat, and then you backtrack it by the drive plus the wait for the food. So if you want food at 5.30, it's cool getting there at 5, 5-ish. Yeah, but you're just wasting so much time. How are you waiting? You're not wasting time waiting to get into the restaurant at 830 for an hour? No, you don't wait at 830. You just walk right in.

Oh, no, you don't. They're like, there's nobody. Seven to 730, it's the busiest. No, no, no. No. Oh, yeah, it is. No way. Not in the middle of the week.

Yeah. You're walking right in. You're talking 6, 630 is the busiest. See, this is an easy thing to check, but you could go to a restaurant. One of you guys back there in Deucer's Alley, go find the Cheesecake Factory and go to the open table and see

where the reservations are filled up for some restaurant tonight. Dude, does Cheesecake take reservations? No, they don't. Don't go to Cheesecake Factory, but go to some expensive restaurant and see where they're booked. I can always snag a 445. Those are the last ones available.

Where were we? One restaurant? Yeah, what was the question? One restaurant or all of them? I'm taking one. Really? I'm fine. I'm a creature of habit. I'm fine with that.

It doesn't bother me. Would you choose the factory uh a more preferred i would prefer not to choose that okay i don't need that broad of a menu i don't think i think a steakhouse would be pretty good because you can get fish chicken steak appetizers desserts enjoy you're not ever going out for breakfast. You didn't think about that, did you? Did Cheesecake Factory do breakfast? No, they don't. I don't know, but I got a better one.

Someone needs the- The Cracker Barrel. Yes. That's it. Okay. That's it. That's it. That's the answer.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and too much of everything. You can go healthy. You can go hardy. Can you go healthy? Oh, yeah. You can get grilled chicken strips. The problem is they give you the healthy. They go, hey, here's your healthy dish.

Every meal comes with 11 sides. Please pick your 11 sides. That's where it gets tough. All right, Jerry from the website. Would you rather drink an 8-ounce cup of coffee with a quarter cup of mayo? Banana-rama style. Or eat a whole banana with the peel? Oh, this is a banana- of mayo. Okay. Bananarama style. Yeah. Or eat a whole banana with the peel. Oh, this is a Bananarama question.

This is a reference to an NFL player named Will Levis, who has become infamous for both of these, taking place at least one time in his life. Have any of you had a bite of a banana with the peel? No. Of course not. No. Okay.

No. Me neither. Yeah. Of course not. No. Okay. No. Me neither. Yeah. So maybe it's delicious. Who knows? We can't stand on our soap boxes and say it's bad. I have a really strong hunch that it's not good.

Yeah. I would agree with that because it's a peel. Yeah. And like a rind and a peel and all those things, they don't taste good. Oh, we got a question about that coming up later, Jay. Oh, really? Yeah, so save your analysis there. Okay.

But I have, have you guys ever done the peel and orange, bite it to get it going? Yeah. It's nasty. It's awful. It's so bitter and disgusting. I can't imagine a banana peel is good. A banana peel is going to be just about inedible. The truth is putting mayo in a cup of coffee sounds just awful, but it's not going to be bad at all.

It'll be fine. You put cream in there. You put milk. You put half and half. I've done the butter and the coffee. Yeah, mayo and coffee would be absolutely fine. If you're not weirded out by the fact that you're putting mayo in there,

once you stir it up and it's all liquid. It'll be fine. I'll bet it's delicious. Hmm. Yeah, I'm on that side as well. Do we have time for one more or should we move on now? Let's do one more. Okay. Dustin from the website, would you

rather have to download and use at least once every app that you see an ad for or have to go online and write a review for every item that you've purchased? I... Download and use every app that you see an ad for i don't know how often i see ads for apps i can't i'm trying to think of like don't you play one of those like candy crush games every every hour you think i haven't like paid where i don't see ads? Come on, man.

Fair point. Grow up. You don't want to waste. That's not something to waste your money on. Yeah, bougie boy over here. Papa Josh is in the house, everybody. Yeah. I'm not sure if the Spitwad crew is familiar with him, but he is.

Here's his social. He is notoriously cheap. Have you ever paid to remove ads on a game? Never once. Yeah. I knew it. I knew it. 99 cents.

He's so cheap. If I start using. He's so cheap. Literally. He's so cheap. I have paid to unlock ads before I know if I'm going to use the app. If I get in an app and I download it, I think I'm going to use it. If I see an ad come up, an ad pops pops up i close it and i go to the hamburger menu and i'm like can i just get i'm avoiding this now early the earlier i buy it i guess the most you get out

of it i get from it it sucks because i'll play video games with papa josh and sometimes there's games with like cool in-app currency stuff or like-game. And I'm not talking big money. But I know I won't be alone if I get any of that stuff because he's not going to come along for the ride. Yeah, but this makes you special. Yeah, you look cool. My kids get the Game Pass. I can't get Papa Josh to get a Game Pass. Cheap.

Yeah. Papa Josh could come up with a list for today's draft really easy. Yeah, it would be everything. All right. Let's go ahead and we got a new segment. Or not a new segment, another segment. What's the difference between me and you? Me and you.

For the record, I think that is the least we've ever answered a question. I don't think we answered it at all. That's what I'm saying. Oh, did I just move on? Yeah, Andy was done with that question. It was like, we talked about it, and then it was like, yeah, next. I'm bored. No answers, please. You got into it.

I'm not going to do it now. You got into it all about this. We're in another segment. No. We are not answering that question. We are not going backwards on this show. We are about progress and Ford movement. I wonder what we would have answered.

I bet the people wonder too. What is the difference between a decision, a choice, and a selection. Okay. I feel like a selection is the easy one here. Okay. Why is that? A selection is like multiple. It has to already have the only available answers in tow.

So, like, a selection is I am selecting of these three things. That's what a choice is. Yeah. But you can make a choice beyond that. A choice is only two things. Is it? I think so. Interesting.

In my world, you make a choice as a this or that. A decision could have any number of options. Yes. And those options can go beyond what you already think. A selection is specifically saying I know the entirety of my options. I beyond what you already think. A selection is specifically saying, I know the entirety of my options. I see what you're saying. There's a lot of them, though. It's a selection.

It could be three. It could be five. It could be ten. It could be whatever number, but it's done. It's like a menu. They say, have you made your selection? It's finished. You're not ever able to add a new choice to the selection list.

Oh, okay. I'm with you now. add a new choice to the selection list oh okay i'm with you it is just if i'm making a selection there is a finite defined few options to choose from and i select it now with a decision is it always possible to have made the wrong one with a decision like if there is there a right and wrong decision always the difference between a decision and a choice to me is one of these matters. Right? Like, you can make a choice about something that doesn't really matter, you know? Okay.

Am I choosing where I go to dinner? Am I choosing what shirt to wear? If I have to make a decision, this needs thought. This has ramifications. This is like... Is it more... Is a decision more final than a can you backtrack a choice yeah i think so i can choose this shirt and then go backwards but if i make

a decision yeah that's it i have i have decided is it you you're you're basically writing it in stone yeah yeah you're not going backwards can I think that's better. What's easier to change, a choice or a decision? A choice. You can't change a decision. Yeah. Can you change a selection? You can't really, right? You could.

Because you probably submit a selection to somebody else. I think you can back out. But a decision is- But you have to go to the same list if it's a selection. Of course. You can't add in new options. So you don't make a choice about your college. You make a decision.

Correct. That's exactly- Yeah. That's the way to think now lebron lebron had the decision right put a lot of mind power into that and remember that guy was like what's your choice he's like how dare you yeah no i have decided this is a decision you know when when you're electing a new president it's like the decision 2042 yeah Yeah. They don't be like choice, choice, presidential choice. Okay.

Yeah. The choices don't matter. That's okay. That's good enough for me. Decisions are really important and selections are finite. Jason, what is the difference between acne pimples and zits? Oh,

zits are disgusting. Okay. That's where zits reach a bulbous point yeah yeah is is is it have to be a whitehead oh for sure i think a zit stands alone i think a zit is one of those singular what i'm just saying amongst the others like acne is a group yeah for for sure but a zit it's like the volcano in the midst of the range of mountains. And a pimple becomes a zit when it's disgusting. Okay. Yeah, because you can have pimples and you can have zits.

Yeah. So it's multiple disgusting? Well, I mean, they're all bad. No one wants any of this. I feel like a pimple is a little bit larger. Like the area around it is more raised. I don't think you can have acne without pimples. All acne is pimples. All acne includes

pimples and zits. Acne is... It's the canvas by which zits and pimples are painted upon. If you have too many pimples or zits, you now have acne. I think that's right.

It is. It's science science that's why people are listening did you have some zits oh i had i had many is it i had full-blown acne full-blown my face was riddled with it oh my god yes i that was one area i was i mean because obviously like i don't know more than 50 of kids dealt dealt with acne I felt like I dealt with karma level acne I had like nothing I had almost nothing my sister I had a two year older sister right and so girls usually develop

faster than boys anyways and she was two years older than me so when she got to like high school age and started dealing with zits and pimples a little bit of acne and I'm like fair skinned you, you know, like, oh, I remember telling her and thinking that'll never happen to me. Flamboyant!

Oh, brother. Explosion. I mean, I was looked down upon and treated unkindly. Oh, no. Oh, brother. Really? Oh. You were a leper? your sister no no no okay

by the lord above i'm telling you i was i was given what i deserved which was a bad oh man okay story time rabbit oh yeah. So I had what's known as. Yeah. So a funny thing happened. So a funny thing happened. I had a case of what's known as bad acne. And bacne. In fact, that's where the story is going.

Are you serious? Oh, no. That was just a joke. My mom took me to a gynecologist. Dermatologist. Good one. Boo. Come on. Boo.

Dermatologist. Boston. All right. So. He's enjoying it. Yeah. So I went to a dermatologist my mother brought me there and first of all it's the weirdest dermatologist i've ever been to it's in a house

it was like it was an old house and it was turned into a business but it was like in a neighborhood king this this man came out was he selling you you essential oils and stuff? At least 80 years old. Is he riddled? Long hair. Oh, nice. Gray? Gray, long hair. Yes. This was a wizard.

And so he starts looking at my face. Touching my skin. He's touching your face? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? He's inspecting. You don't question a wizard wizard i yes i definitely do i was a teenager and this wizard wanted the zist to go away no but here's what happened he's like okay uh it's you know i see you got some problems you got some acne uh let's let's take a let's take your shirt off let me look at your back

and so i take my shirt off and he stands behind me and as soon as the shirt gets raised off he goes it was just like it was the most rude insulting sound i couldn't believe i was like what is on my back you took his breath away oh i took his breath upon my back he blew his breath right on my shoulders i I mean, this was like a... I shocked this man. I shocked this man who does this for a living. He was scared. That's such a good point.

He's used to seeing people. He's definitely seen it all. He hadn't seen this. The sound effect. And so then it gets... My life, not the story of the dermatologist, but my life then gets progressively and way worse. Really? Because this man prescribes me a brand new medication.

Oh, no. It's just out. Now, people know it now. It's called Accutane. I remember that. Accutane is a monstrous beast of a medication. He put me on the max dose allowed. I do not believe you are allowed to take this dosage anymore.

I genuinely, I actually think that is- You were part of the clinical trial. Every single pill that you took out of this special case had a pregnant woman with a cross out on it so that you made sure you knew if you were pregnant do not put this in your mouth so you take this medication and at this point in time at the dosage level i was taking what it does oh no is it pushes it all out it all oh that's how it works it whatever level i had of acne was five percent of what i was given thanks to this medication and i spent a summer just and thankfully it was in the summer destroyed there are no photos of me from this era of my life from the wizard era i'm telling you that wizard beat the tar out of me

with this medication i would just get bloody noses for no reason. I'm so dry. I was not allowed in the sun. That was like a big deal. Oh, yeah, that's a big part of that. You cannot go in the sun when you're on that medication. Do they know that you're- Living in Arizona?

Yeah, well, it's just very hard to avoid the sun. So, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Probably the worst summer of my life. Oh, man. Oh, my life man that's terrible and then i was like why am i doing this six months later or however long it was i was like this this ruined my life the medicine well eventually i finished the medicine and then like two weeks later my skin was cleared up for the most part it was like it was just you got to pay the price

wow and then it kind of worked anyways that's my's my story. So I know all about acne, pimples, and zits. Yeah, you are the authority. Well, you and the wizard. Yeah. He taught me a lot. He took his breath away. All right. Was it just like one big one?

It was one big. It was a, I think he caught himself like after he started with the involuntary. Oh, did he start with a button? Like a panic button? Yeah. Oh, man. What is the difference between browsing, looking, and perusing? Browsing, I have zero intent.

Oh, okay. I thought you were going to say idea. Oh, yeah. You're like were going to say idea. Oh, yeah. You're like, I'm out on that one. No, browsing, I am. You're not looking to purchase. Correct. I have zero reason.

I'm not buying anything. I think you can browse. I just want to see your wares. You can browse things that you're interested in. Yeah. You cannot peruse things you're interested in. Perusing is you are in a broader context just you're just taking whatever input like if you're perusing at a store you don't

even know where you are you're just at some part of the store and you're just perusing any item any type you're not interested in it at all right no i i completely agree because if it was something that i had oh i'm just perusing i had something that I was passionate about, you know, if they're showing me high-end toilet paper, I'd be like, I am browsing. Yes. Yeah. Trying to make the choice. Maybe even looking.

I might be looking to buy some at this point. Interesting. Can you, where do you peruse the most? Do you peruse at a garage sale? Is that perusing? That's not browsing because you didn't even know what was going to be there. Yeah, I think it starts with perusing. But no one you don't go to a garage

sale with the thought of I'm not buying anything. Which is why you're not browsing. Let me ask you this. Yeah, but you're so, I mean, you'd be perusing. Yeah. Let me ask you this. If you're on the other side of the transaction, you open a store and somebody comes into your store. Oh, browsers need to get out.

That's what I was going to ask you. Which of the three categories is most likely to buy? Lookers. Yeah. They're coming looking for my wares. No, but they use the phrase, just looking. Well, just browsing, same thing. Yeah, no.

I would have a no. I'd want the browser. I think the browsers are buying. No soliciting, no browsing. In my stock. I was going to go store and shop at the same time. Yeah, there's four phrases here, right? There's I'm just looking.

Yeah. There's I'm just browsing. Same. And then there's just. There's I'm looking to buy. There's no I'm browsing to buy. That's not a phrase. Like, oh, I'm browsing to buy.

No, that's not what you're doing. But you can look to buy. And if they say I'm perusing, you just kick them right out? Yeah. No, I think you can. I think if you're perusing, you've got to show them something they think they'll be interested in. No, you've got to show them something their friend would like. Just to cause jealousy?

No, to buy a gift. Oh. Because I'm perusing. Perusers might buy for friends. Yeah, I'm looking at stuff that maybe doesn't interest me, but I know that my wife could be interested. I'm at Yankee Candle. Oh, I can't walk in there. I will die of headache.

Yeah, I have to wear a gas mask to go inside so I don't suffocate. But the point being, I'm not going into Yankee Candle for myself. Correct. I'm not into candles. Can you peruse at like a Peruvian furniture shop? That's too much Peruvian. Too much Peruvian. Too much.

Implying, inferring. What is the difference between those two? Oh, gosh. There's an actual answer. Between implying and inferring? There is, and I don't know it. Implying. Let's get there together.

And inferring. Implying, inferring. I'm inferring something. I really want to know the real answer. All right, let's just do some sentences here. If I'm implying something. When I was speaking to my guidance counselor, she was implying that I should take more math classes. So she's like alluding to it, but not.

Oh, no, don't bring alluding. Oh, no. Don't start alluding. Yeah, no, we can't do that. Yeah, that's too hard. We have a note here from Al. It says, deucers, the ballers, mostly Mike, have been misusing infer and imply egregiously. Oh, no.

On footballers and spitballers for years? Hey, grammar police, no one knows the difference. If we don't know the difference, no one knows the difference. So if a coach is inferring that a player may not play this week or implying that a player may not play this week, what's the difference? I feel like

implying you're saying less. Implying is like I'm not hitting the topic. You guys figure it out. I think it's the opposite. I think if you imply, that's stronger than inferring. Nah. We need to look... Oh, we're not close. We need Al to tell

us what's going on. Alright, I'm on it. I want to know the real answer. Imply means to express or suggest something indirectly. Infer means to draw or suggest something indirectly. Okay, so that's what I was going to say. Infer means to draw a conclusion from some evidence. Wow. Yeah, so I have been using these words horrifically wrong. You've been using them both as imply.

Yes. Yeah, but infer actually means something. Yeah, but see, there's a difference. You infer. So that means you conclude. Somebody can imply to you, and then you can infer a conclusion based on the evidence that they may be presenting during their implication. So someone will not infer to me.

If someone misses practice, you might infer that they'll be out this morning. They are implying. But can a person infer to another person? I don't think so. Oh, that's why we're doing it wrong. Yeah. Somebody can only imply to you. They can't infer to you.

Implying is to hint at something. Inferring is making an educated guess. So from now on. The speaker does the implying. Yes, the speaker does the inferring. This is amazing. Yes. Yes.

We've got it, baby. So the speaker always and only implies. And then we infer based on that information. Yes. I mean, you want to talk. Oh, my gosh. I haven't hit the what we learned today button already. I have definitely.

What did we learn today? I learned that I had no idea what inferring is i have no i definitely been using them as synonyms yeah both meant imply so there's no chance a coach can infer that something's going to happen they imply it yeah oh i mean they can infer now al is nodding with the nod of a man who's known this for years that is correct but he's also the church church guy so so nobody knows what that means but that is all now how long have you worked for us al i think eight years and how many times have you brought this obvious error up to us i think people enjoy your buffoonery okay who am i to correct, real quick. When people get a comedy cartoon of themselves drawn by someone, what did they purchase? They got a caricature.

No, they didn't. All right, let's move on. the spitballers draft i do gotta go back how come no one of the three of us knew why am i the one who gets singled out in this comment maybe you just use those words the most yeah i don't we probably don't use them as much because we don't know what they mean apparently. Alright, we are drafting things you shouldn't waste your money on. There's a lot of things out there that can waste your hard-earned dollar and we don't want you

to deal with that. I think there's a 101. Interesting. You might get it because I didn't feel like there was a 101 at all. I have my 101. I started my 101. I started the draft. Yes, sir.

And when you are purchasing fancy electronics. Yep, you got there, buddy. Of course you got there. It's the expensive cables. Oh, we did not get there. Oh, no, there's that too. But I'm saying the. Charging cables.

No, just like HDMI cables. Any cable. Just any cabling. You don't need the fancy gold plating hundred dollar cable okay you do not need it is it's not well you can buy cheap charging cables for anything and save a ton of money and they work just fine yeah they do the exact same job yeah they might burn your house down but they're probably not gonna they know you're fine burn your house down they do the same probably not going to. No, you're fine. They won't burn your house down. They do the same job. You're fine. Best Buy, I believe, maybe the thing that you're going to draft, they ran their business

on two things. Yep. And I'm buying the other. I'm drafting the other one. Okay. So like for a decade, they kept the doors open by selling old people these expensive cables. And selling everyone extended warranties okay do not buy

extended warranties or pretty much most insurance a house car okay but like extended warrant you want to that would have been my pick warranties are extended warranties like the product comes with a warranty like yeah from the manufacturer if you don't buy it you're probably still just fine but you have so much guilt and pressure to buy it they've got all their speeches set up to buy it they warn you of all the things that can go wrong and they want to sell it to you so badly because they make all that money it's all going to them it's not because they're losing out on this transaction I mean we've even made I mean we've run this company

for about 10 years and we buy tons of electronics and Apple products and things we've stopped buying extended warranties why because over 10 years we've used them zero times and then when you do get to use them guess what there's stipulations and rules it's not like you get a free one.

It's like, oh, yeah, that'll be $50. It's like, wait, I spent $150 on the warranty. Well, yeah, so that you could only spend $50 to replace it. It's kind of like a peace of mind thing you pay for because you think you're getting peace of mind by saying, yeah, I need that. So that would have been my 101. So I've got two picks. That would have been my 101.

So I've got two picks. I'm going to start with two things not to waste money on. I'm going to go with name brand medications. Yeah, that was my next one. It's on my mind, yep. Because the generics are the same stuff and way cheaper. It's not kind of the same. It's the exact same thing. Yeah, and I'm in agreement.

Like, whenever I get, what, acetaminophen, I buy just the biggest, cheapest bottle I can. I will say, albuterol, rescue inhalers, there is definitely a difference. The doctor swears there's not, but as a user of it for 30 years of my life. I was going to say, this doesn't stop you from placebo effect. Oh, no.

I have control tested this. The second one I'm going to bring up, I have a few choices, and I'm trying to think of maybe the best one to get back to. I'm going to go with batteries. Don't waste your money on name brand batteries. Oh, I disagree. I couldn't disagree more. I could not disagree more. If you want to waste your money, buy cheap batteries and then keep buying more and more

and more and more and more. I think the bulk discount, because you can get so many so cheap versus going in. I mean, they charge an arm and a leg for name brand batteries. And you could get a hundred times the amount of batteries. Those batteries die. You look at them, and they're draining. Yeah. All right, you guys disagree.

They come quarter filled. I mean, it is not fair what they're doing with cheap batteries. How many batteries are you guys using? I don't change batteries all the time. My kids with the Xbox controllers, when we bought the cheap batteries, I mean, they just burned through a pack of 100. Yeah. Just burned.

You got to pay up for batteries. I don't have support for these two. No, you do not. Well, you knew Jason was going to disagree with all of these. Most of them I do disagree with. Yeah. All right, Jason, you're up. Spinned up.

All right, let's see here. I've got a list of... Let me ask, hold on a second. Because you guys had such objections to my name brand batteries. Yeah. Let me ask the two cheaper friends of ours. I promise you one is on the side, your side.

Let me ask you this. Al, when's the last time you bought Duracell or Energizer batteries? It's been a long time. Okay. And cheapy? Papa Josh? I support the higher brand batteries, but I buy the cheaper ones.

I don't even know what that means. That means he's cheap. That's all it means. He realizes that the better ones are- No, I'm not saying that there aren't bad bottom of the barrel. Yeah, I spend up on the better Amazon batteries, the Amazon Basics. They have two grades. I buy the industrial ones. Yeah, the Amazon Basics. They have two grades.

I buy the industrial ones. Yeah, the silver ones. Yeah, industrial. Yeah. Those aren't name brand. Okay. Those are generics. Oh, man. Amazon's the brand name.

If you saw my purchase history of which ones I buy, you'd be like, Jason. Do you buy into all the hype? I've got the most expensive Energizer, lithium plus silver gold. All right, so I guess I'm in the middle because I don't buy brand names. No. But I don't buy the cheap Amazon batteries anymore because they don't work. Okay, all right. Well, Jason, it's your turn.

All right. Okay, I'm going to go with this one because we all have three kids. We've all been there. We once upon a time had babies this is at the top of my list i do not understand buying expensive baby clothes and shoes yeah they they're they're not they can only wear it for like a week they're that's a good one that's a good pick it is a waste of money it's like okay maybe you're doing a photo shoot and so you decide to invest and you know you're burning it but when people put their babies in these 150 nike shoes that they're going

to outgrow in two seconds that's funny that's funny it's just it's just dumb we like you think the first baby gets that treatment more than the other babies? Oh, for sure. You don't care about your third baby by then. We have- I guess you hand down the other ones. Trying to purge stuff. My wife is very sentimental with the kids' clothes. Not uncommon. But it's like we've gone through stuff.

They're like, oh, the kids never even wore this. Because it was like you bought winter clothes because they were- Oh, yeah. You're like, oh, I found a sale. And you're like, by the time you get to winter, you're like, oh. They don't fit. My child has outgrown this, and they never even got to wear it once. Now, that's funny.

You almost have to buy it in the right season. Yeah, so don't overload pre-buying clothes and do not buy expensive ones. I am for that. All right, so I get two picks here. Yep. All right, my first pick, I'm going to go with sunglasses. It's on my list. It's on my list, too.

Yeah, I was hoping it'd come back to me. People lose them. They break. It is just an item that you have to... Imagine all the things that you replace. Did you get the extended warranty on them? Well, there are. There are extended warranties.

There are the companies that will replace your lost glasses. I don't know if they're sponsoring the show, so I'm not going to name them. But just save your money. I mean, you can buy the polarized UV-protecting ones at the gas station. And you know what? They look cool. They don't say the brand name on them. And it's okay.

It's okay. The $. Yeah, we're talking. And it's okay. It's okay. The $5 ones, they're terrible. But the slightly more expensive, not designer, just get 20 pairs of them and then swap them out quickly. Yeah, the designer sunglasses are like $400. They're not less losable. Right, that's the biggest problem. You're still going to break them and lose them. Did I ever tell you the story of when my – I had bought a decently expensive pair.

And did I ever tell you when my wife gave them away to somebody? What? I took – we were at my kid's football game. And I had – it was like right in in like it was sunny and then it gets dark so i'd taken my glasses off and set them i guess on the ground next to my water bottle and i and i as you do with your really expensive because you don't think about it or something or maybe they were in the chair but apparently my wife like held them up and said are these anybody's glasses oh my goodness everybody around and To everybody around. And someone said yes?

No, nobody said yes. She just left them there. And then I was like. Why didn't you pick them up? Well, I wasn't in the area. I was just like, she didn't even know. Wait, you put your glasses down and then you left? I was probably celebrating with the team or something. But the point is, later I get home and I go, did you see my glasses?

And she's like, yeah, I had these glasses that I held up for everybody and no one claimed them. And then I never had my glasses. But she left them. She didn't give them. She left them. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Nobody was like, those are mine. This is why I'm. Because that can happen. To not do that, I have my cheap sunglasses and they go in my pocket. Okay. Yeah. Because then I don't lose them.

All right. So I get one more. Mm-hmm. I'm going to go with... Oh, man. It's tough. There's so many good ones. I'm going to go printer ink.

I will go with... Interesting. I will go with the big brand printer ink. Jason's shaking his head. Dude, you got to buy the main brand. No, you don't. Oh, man. No, you don't.

This is Jason just wants you to buy the most name brand. No, you don't. No, you don't. This is Jason just wants you to buy the most expensive thing. No, you don't. Actually, you just go, you look up the compatibility with your printer. The big printer is gonna try and scare the crap out of you and say that this is gonna void your warranty. This is gonna break your printer.

Guess what? It doesn't. You put it in. So you disagree again, Jason. Big surprise. You put it in your printer you disagree again, Jason. Big surprise. You put it in your printer, and you print something out. It looks fabulous because it's ink. That's all it is. Do not overpay for printer ink refill. I need authentic OEM.

Is this an intervention for Jason on today's show? Wow. I didn't know he would take an oppositional point to ink. They got you good, man. They got me good. I'm afraid, man. Oh, that you'll break it. Yeah. Just put the right thing in the right thing. I know that that name brand that's making it for that. Oh, yeah. That'll work. Yeah. But so does the

cheap one. I will never find out. Alright, Jason. You're back up. Things you shouldn't waste your money on. Nothing. No. I've got one that I've wasted so much money on, it's shameful. Printer ink. Well, sure. It's like 4X batteries.

Yeah, but this is way much more money for way much less use. See, when I buy the expensive printer ink, I still use it. I still print stuff. I buy it because I need it. But an unused gym membership. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

That's funny. Don't buy it because. You still have one? Oh, yeah. Oh, you get locked in. Oh, man. Are you locked in? I am.

I'm not locked in. I just haven't made my way down there. And every time I would go down there, I'm going to the gym. Yeah. That's how you're locked in, number one, when they get you. Well, you have to go 12 months, 12-month commitment. And then to cancel, you must come to the building. That is the most bull crap, ridiculous business tactic.

How is that allowed? How is it allowed that you have to physically go there? don't know but it works oh yeah that's why they do it and do you have to talk to like their most intimidating person yeah i'm sure uh i will never find out what you want to do you have a lifetime membership i do have a lifetime monthly fee but it's just a lot of money every month we've talked about on this show before the gym that Jason goes to, and it's like a resort with a full bar and every amenity you could possibly pay for. Every what now? Yeah.

Was there a D in there? Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Let's see if we're discovering a new word you didn't know when you were a child. What is that word? Amenity. All right. I have inferred that you don't know how to spell that word.

Ooh. Well done. He implied it when he said amenity. So he has not canceled that. I have not canceled. Is it transferable? Are you willing to pay for my gym membership? Oh, yeah.

They've said in the fine print is this goes to your children, and they start paying immediately. Oh, good. I've paid enough that they should already have this for life. Oh my gosh. But here's the deal, guys. I'm going to go someday. Any minute, any day now.

I believe in you. Thank you. Alright, I'm going to go with greeting cards. I get this. I almost put it on my list. In particular, expensive greeting cards because if you buy a cheap greeting card, it's about what you write in it. It's not about how much the card costs or how- It's about what you put in the card. Yeah, that too.

It's about that cash. It's about what you put in the card. So I think greeting cards, they're a waste of money. You know what's really funny about those? Is you're looking at all these cards are $5.99, $6.99. And then if you look around enough, there is a section they have at all these card places. That's $0.99. That's $0.99.

Yeah. They have a small section. They're just the exact same thing. They're just the exact same thing. It's just like for those who see through this and won't spend up on the $4.99, $5.99. We still want some of your money. We know you need a card. We're like, look here, just give us a dollar.

We're still making a lot of money on that dollar. This, $5.99. We still want some of your money. We know you need a card. We're like, look here, just give us a dollar. We're still making a lot of money on that dollar. This costs us nothing. The best trick to do is you go to Amazon, you buy a box of greeting cards that they sell in bulk, and it'll be a variety of every kind. And it's like maybe $20 for like 60 cards of random assortment, all organized in a box. And then you just go grab them out of the closet when you need them. Can you open your own card shop? You can write yourself.

You can sell those things for $7 a piece. That's what I mean. Be on the side of the road. Like, hey, credit cards. Regular cards are so expensive. So that's a waste. And then my last pick. Probably going to hate it.

Yeah, printer boy. Yeah. It's tough because some of these i mean i guess you brought up unused gym membership so you don't always follow your own advice on the topic but i'm i guess i'm gonna go with i'm gonna go with new cars yeah yeah that's oh it's such a bad stupid thing i do well i mean i've done it too but it's like you are the second you drive away from the lot you lose 20 to 30 percent of the value of the car anyway and if it's a different brand it might be even more so like literally buying a car one year older saves you so much money so it is a waste it's a waste of money it is so dumb not to mention if

you go buy a new car you got to go into that room with that same guy that works at the gym. The gym, yeah. And he tries to sell you an extended warranty. Uh-huh. Oh, man. So the car dealership has all this stuff. Have they ever at the car dealership- Would you like a greeting card?

At the car dealership, have they thought about throwing in gym memberships? Oh, man. In that room? Yeah. Probably. This car is capable of bringing you to a gym. It was just like, oh, sir, you're going to look the part with the car. Now let's look the part with the body.

Just sign here. Oh, man. Yeah, so I'm going to go with the new cars. All right. I am up. This is my final pick, right? I have extended warranties. That is correct.

Expensive baby clothes and shoes and unused gym memberships. So don't waste your money. Look, we should all know this. This should not be breaking news. But it is my understanding that no one obeys this. Guys, don't waste your money on lottery tickets. Oh, my gosh. That's such an easy one.

Just don't do it. You don't play. You can't win, Jason. Okay. Fair and factual. That's such a great last one. You can't win, so just don't do it. If you play, you can't win, yeah.

Just don't buy lottery tickets. Yeah, that is. If you want to scratch her for fun, it's like, I'll have a good time. Okay. You can knock your socks off. But like buying the lottery ticket on the $7 billion Powerball. Our family used to, a long time ago, when the adults had birthday parties, like when people came over to celebrate a party, they'd give them a card,

greeting card, and then it would have one scratcher ticking it. Yeah, that's fine. So they got like 10 scratchers and they scratched them. That's fine until someone wins. And then you're like, oh, wait. So everybody, they got like 10 scratches and they scratched them. That's fine until someone wins and then you're like, oh, wait. But I bought that, so find your fee. That's true.

They'll sue you for that. Give or tax. Alright, me with the final pick? Yep. Alright. I truly hope that my family follows my advice on this one. I'm going to go with coffin. Oh, coffin.

Do not waste money on a coffin. Not joking. I thought you were saying college. No. Which might also be a good answer. I have for-profit colleges on my list. Yeah. No, a coffin.

A coffin. Because you're dead. Yeah. I can't enjoy anything inside you're just saying a nice coffin you still need one i'm saying i'm no you want to be dirt for me personally shirt to dirt throw me in the ocean i don't care i don't think they're allowed to do that well if we were allowed to do it no i mean yeah are you allowed to just throw international waters is there rules out there like is it illegal if my uh that's a good question if i die and my wife's like i'd like to just toss them in the ocean

because that was his final will and testament do i have to go get a license to toss a body in the ocean i gotta google and or how far out do you have to go because eventually they're they're not they don't have jurisdiction right it's a's the great news. Google auto-completed it for me. Oh, good. Also, glad it's on your computer. Yeah. Yeah, that's fine. Is it legal to throw a body? The Environmental Protection Agency regulations for full body burials at the sea require the site to be three nautical miles from land and a depth of 600 feet.

So, apparently- You can just toss them out. You have to get a permit for it. Perfect. What's a permit cost? Depends on your weight. Less than a coffin. Oh, that's funny.

Is he going to make the tide rise? I mean, I feel like there's hungry animals out there anyway that are going to enjoy it on the way down. Perfect. I return to the earth. This is is fantastic throw me in the water you become like shark poop that's pretty cool you're becoming poop either way somebody might eat that poop again you might get eaten by more than one creature i mean i guess if you're in a coffin you won't be poop but like if you just if you get buried in the ground you're gonna so if you don't have a permit what are they

gonna do they're gonna yeah they'll never they'll me. Yeah, I'm three nautical miles away from land. You ain't seeing this. Yeah, okay. It's like, what'd you do? You definitely didn't throw a body in there. Go find it. I dare you. Yeah, it's 600 feet down, three miles away.

Go find it. Mike went with expensive cables, designer sunglasses, OEM printer ink and toner, and a coffin. That's right. get jason with extended warranties expensive baby clothes unused gym memberships and lottery tickets good picks i have name brand medications name brand batteries greeting cards and new cars there was one i didn't mention on my list um well a couple one was oh i have a few one was like new books because it made me laugh that like a used book is it's not like a used car that has some like deficiency like the book is the words that you're reading right and the used book is the words that you're reading they don't change

the words like you get the same net effect from the book but but then your uh your author doesn't make money. So you don't believe in libraries. And you're dealing with someone else's dirty hands. Oh, really? For you, it's the germs. And maybe they wrote in it. Okay.

Think about that. Toothbrushes, is that on anybody's list? Or do you spend a bunch? Me and Jason are team fancy toothbrush. Yeah, fancy toothbrush. Do you have a powered? Oh, for sure. Wait, you use an unpowered toothbrush? I haven't used a powered toothbrush ever.

What? Are you powered, Al? Yeah. I didn't know there were adults that were not powered. There's no chance that Papa Judge is powered. Dude, I get the nicest toothbrushes. Yeah. Oh.

How do you feel right now, Andy? Is it manual? No. No, it's powered. It's powered? Yeah. Brooks. I don't know if i believe you just powered oh yeah oh yeah i didn't know it's cheap now i i literally did not know there were adults that were still using like the the travel toothbrushes that's all that's true when i travel it's just

so when you when you get the power though aren't you in some like subscription plan to have to get new heads or something yeah i, I mean, you- Well, you have to buy a new- It's like buying a new toothbrush. No, he's got the one from his childhood. I'm the only one without a power toothbrush. Yes, in the United States. My teeth are clean.

I don't got no problems. Okay. I have- Look, sometimes it's worth it, but usually not is the pre-cut fruit. Oh. Interesting. Very worth it. Of course.

The problem is the price of like non-cut fruit to cut fruit is it is significant crazy it's a massive massive upcharge uh yeah owl i have i have big weddings on my list once that wedding is done and you're in your life you're like i wish i wish i had eighty thousand dollars money i had expensive wine on the list because I can't tell the difference. Oh, yeah. Hey, you want to talk about a bougie boy who is in complete agreement with you there? Really? And this is off the back of-

You're not sophisticated enough. I'm not sophisticated enough. I bought an expensive bottle of wine at an auction, which I had been waiting for over a year to find a reason to open and enjoy it. I had never had one this expensive. It's more than what you should spend on a bottle of wine, but it was, it was for charity at an auction. So I justified it.

Um, well, we got rid of pepper. This was the celebration. This was the celebration of getting rid of pepper. You had a bottle of celebratory wine for getting rid of pepper. This was to celebrate. This was the celebration of getting rid of pepper. You had a bottle of celebratory wine for getting rid of pepper? Yes, I did.

Did you know that, Al, that we celebrated with that? Yeah, your wife shared that with us. So I cracked it open. I drank it. It was fine. It was okay. Really? It was red wine. Yeah, and I feel like... She said she hated it. And you tolerated it. To be fair, she it was red wine yeah and i feel like she said she hated it you and you tolerated it to be fair she hates all red wine so that makes sense but it was not

like give me a 12 and i feel like the world of wine is an area where i feel like you'd be super you'd want to know it like you'd want to notice the difference so that you could buy nicer wine 100 i want the fact you don't notice it there is no difference the people be lying the people be lying like you you age a whiskey it gets better you age wine you're just supposed to wow and it's all like placebo you're just like oh speaking of i had one more miss yeah sorry uh those copper sleeves oh that's yes but it's gonna fix everything like the ones that you put on for like an injury yeah oh yeah it's the compression sleeve but it's laced with copper or sometimes there's like a magnetic band would you say shoes uh mike wouldn't well i mean that's my bougie i think mike likes them not because they're better but because they're like

the the color schemes and everything like that. I mean, realistically... Are they better shoes? Material. I think they are well put together shoes. And you could probably have cheap shoes, but cheap shoes, I bet you're perfectly fine with them. Interesting. All right.

We good? Yeah, we're good. You have another one? I had a few. The one thing that I'm fine not being bougie with is bottled water. I'll take like an alkaline, but I don't need, like the 99 cent bottled water is just as good as the $7 bottled water. It doesn't make a difference to me.

That's a good one. Diamonds. Fiji water. Yeah, Fiji is so expensive. Did you say diamonds? Diamonds. You did. Yeah. Look, is so expensive. Did you say diamonds? Diamonds. He did. Yeah.

Look, I bought one, you know? But it's like, they shouldn't be that expensive. And they're not actually rare. So you'd say it's wasting money to buy one? Yeah, it's a waste. And then the last one I have is interest. Don't waste your money on interest, children. Pay off your debt.

I don't mind that. I get what you're getting at. That is it for today's show. Thanks for tuning in. I guess I got to buy a powered toothbrush tonight. See you later, everybody. Goodbye. Bye.

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