Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Audible Bubble Guts & Things To Not Waste Your Money On - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

Spit Hit for August 18th, 2025:Today we discuss acne, in-app advertisements, and eating a banana peel. The guys also learned how to properly use a word that they have been using incorrectly for years. We close things out with a draft of things you shouldn’t waste your money on. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast:Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.comFollow us on X: x.com/SpitballersPodFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPodSubscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. A clippity clop, hibbitty hop, skedush. I don't know, man It's very robotic The big breaks are what got me Sometimes you gotta use negative space, man

I get it, you're not an artist Yeah, I mean clearly Otherwise Also, sign me up as not an artist What was the final? Skadush? I went to Kung Fu Panda Okay, all right, that works

Welcome in to the spitballers podcast. Any Mike and Jason with you? Would you rather what's the difference? And we are drafting things you shouldn't waste your money on. Great advice given out today. We're going to save you some money. This was a really hard draft for me. I didn't know if we're going to bring that up.

Jason, he's never saved a dollar in his life. Jason likes the finer things. I'm a boo. And let me tell you, when I'm trying to find the things that's like, you know, don't waste money on that. I'm like, no, you should. Like, you sure, you should pay up here. Luxury sheets?

Yes, waste your money on that. It's going to feel better when you sleep. So if we had a draft of people who like to waste their money. Oh, I'm the 101. Jason's the 101. Yeah. Now, we had a similar draft earlier, didn't we? We did.

We had things not to cheap out on. So kind of the opposite. Jason's favorite. What's funny is I told. He had a list of over 500. Yeah. I told. You guys want to go five.

hundred rounds, right? I told Mike earlier when I was struggling coming up with the list for this, I thought about just drafting what I drafted there, like the things worth spending money on like fancy toilet paper, you know, high-end toilet paper. And I was like, don't waste your money

on cheap toilet paper. Oh, like, silly. Silly. But I've got a legit list. All right. Well, we've got that draft coming up at Spitbullerspot over on X. Spitbullerspot.com's the website. You can submit questions to us. Any submissions for Would You Rather? What's the difference?

You can do that at what preferred URL do we go with at this point for the Patreon. Don't we have about 10 URLs? We do. I'm a fan of Spitwad Squad.com. Does that one work? My man. I think so. Join the spit.

Does that work? Join the spit work. They should both work. Okay. All right. Let's get it going. Would you rather? Joe, from the website, would you rather have extremely audible bubble guts?

during a funeral or during a job interview a funeral ceremony I've never heard of so I've never heard this phrase audible bubble guts but I know obviously I know what that is you've never heard bubble guts

yeah but I didn't know that the bubble guts was the sound like I just what did you just thought it was the feeling yeah I thought bubble oh I got bubble gut I got like an upset tummy not like audible bubble guts was my high school band name sounds like a band I do not want to To me, this is the funeral for one simple reason. You could mistake it for someone near me. In the interview, there is me and the interviewer.

And the interviewer knows it's not their belly. What if it's a panel? Oh, like a panel interview. Yeah. It'd have to be a big panel, man. And I will be looking around at other people when. it happens. Yeah.

Whose stomach? But is this really a bad thing? Like if you're, if I'm interviewing someone. It's an embarrassing thing. Sure. But if I'm interviewing someone and they've got the audible bubble guts album and I don't know that I would care.

I'd be like that dude, it's hungry. The first time or the second time, you don't care at all. It's like, ha ha ha, ha, let's make a joke. I'm hungry. Better eat after this. It's the, this is like to me a lot of times. Yeah. This is nonstop.

Like, he's got health problems. Right. Might not want to hire this person. When they're reviewing, they're going to be like, what, oh, diarrhea boy? Yeah. We don't want him in here. You'll get a nickname. He's going to be in the bathroom all day.

Yeah, and there's no real way to like, like, we all know this sound like when you're hungry, but that might be different. Like, if it happens more than a few times, I think the conclusion is going to be, he's got a poop. Oh, 100%. Bubble guts is not the hunger growl. It's down below. Yeah, it's the, is we're going to. the bathroom. Very, very soon. Very soon. Please let me

out of this meeting. The funeral, like somebody's trying to escape. Somebody is probably up there talking about somebody else's legacy. Yeah. And in that regard, and it's quiet. It's, you know what I mean? There's no workers in the other room while you're getting interviewed in some background distracting noise. I would start playing some music on my phone. This is, quietly.

During the person. Yeah, to mask the sound. No, no, you just start crying. Oh. You start. wailing. He's got so... I miss him so... And, I mean, you could, like, even hold your tum-tum. You're just so overwhelmed with despair and loss and grief.

Or do you highlight your bubble guts? Show how much you cared about this person. Like... I'm just saying, I'm so upset. I love him so much. We'll honor. We'll honor. I loved him so much.

I got to take a dump like you wouldn't believe. Like what? What? You get up there and you've got to give your speech too with the bubble gun. Oh, man. And you've got to say like, my stomach just hasn't been the same since Ted died. Let's even this out. Even this out.

Because I agree with you. Your logic here is just impenetrable. It's perfect. Yeah. So now let's say that it is not you are at the funeral, but you are dead you're no you've died from audible bubble guts no but you are the presenter you're the you're the you're the you're the you're giving the eulogy okay and that's where the bubble guts go possibly magnify it right there's a microphone near you everybody's watching you does that shift it over to

wanting it to be in the interview i i like that because like you said it isolates you as the somebody everyone's going to know yeah but i'm still taking where would you i'd flip it then yeah Because then it's one person that knows and not everyone. So this is really a numbers game. Yeah. To me, it's quantity of people that know I have to poop. That's one of my math equations. I feel like you could, if you were giving a eulogy, you could, you could still get away with it.

Just with some real, you know, dramatic pauses and be like, I just, I can't continue. Do you pat your stomach? I can't do it. Do you pat your stomach when it's happening? I think what you do is, I think what you do is you put your hand over the microphone like your weeping or taking a breath like i need a moment and then yeah and then it's just it's emotional but i agree if if we're doing the the eulogy i'll take the interview which which event would you rather have to sprint out of to go poop probably the interview i'll find a different job

i don't i won't see these people again yeah you know all my family forever at every Remember when he had to run out of grandpappy's funeral? That's a great story. I don't want that story. Oh, that would be hilarious. I mean, I like the idea of you running out of the interview and just saying, like, this isn't going to work. And then you just sprint out. Yeah, at one point, you don't even have to sprint.

If you're strong enough in who you are and your capabilities of getting a future job, you simply, whenever you know it's time, you stand up. You say thank you. I'm done here. And you walk out and you take that dump. I'm turning the table. Yeah, because I'm going to seem like a really good candidate. I'm going to say, you know what? I have a question for you.

Where is your bathroom? And then they'll think it's like a joke. And they'll say, you know, well, it's over here. And then I will get up and I will leave. Like, imagine that power move. Oh, that is strong. I shall go see that bathroom. 15 minutes later, I come back in.

Maybe they're interviewing someone else. And I say, excuse me. Excuse me. You're in my seat. I'm in the middle of an interview. I need to finish. See, I would not come back. Either way, it's good.

I'd go to the restaurant and then just take off. Matt, from the website, would you rather only be able to eat at each restaurant one time in your life? Kind of fun. Or be limited to one single restaurant that you can go to whenever you want. I am an adult. I'm allowed to go to a restaurant whenever I want. That's what I was thinking, too. I was like, wait.

This is not a problem in my life. Like, dude, what does this mean whenever you want? Does that, is that a financial implication? This is 2 a.m. And I want to go eat. I mean, I think they're just saying the other restaurants you could only go to once or you could choose one that you could go to multiple times. However, however often you choose to go. So do you want to be stuck in one restaurant forever or have to change all the time?

That was hilarious. The idea that. You wouldn't be allowed to go to a restaurant when you want to? It's a big problem for people. I am an adult. It's 5 o'clock. You're not allowed yet. Here's the problem with the rotation.

I think that one's the one I would choose. But I am going to bake into this that I'm going to have to keep driving farther and farther away from my house. That is a good point. There's no way they're installing these things as fast as I'm needing to eat at a restaurant. So I'm assuming, like if one restaurant just changed. changed to a different one the next day, and I only had to drive a block, that's not the way it works. That's not reality. How many restaurants are close to you?

I mean, we've got a mall pretty close to us. We could make it like a year. Yeah, there's probably 25, 35 restaurants. More than that. 52. More than that. Well, then we can make it longer than a year, Andy. Included in those are.

I thought it was every day. Yeah, but included in the restaurants are going to be places you don't want to go. well no you're just going to have to suck it up subway Mike's at sub Mike's gonna have to go to a lot of subways yeah they're everywhere wait you can't just go to a different subway and count that as a new restaurant they board the thing up

after you leave but once you've hit a subway you're not going back to subway oh that's nice I don't like that I can't go to subway otherwise I'd just be a McDonald's all the time yeah but they'll board them up after words. How many McDonald's do you have near you? I know you know this number. Fifty-two. I get a lot. I would say there's probably 200 restaurants within five to ten miles from us. So you could almost make it a year. It would be fun for a while and then I guess at some point you're just sacked lunch in it.

If you had to eat at a different restaurant for dinner every single night, you couldn't even eat at home, would that force you to become a food critic? Like, would you take advantage of that and start publishing your word as well? You should start like a TikTok or a Reels channel. I think that'd be fun. Not a blog. Or a blog. Do people make blogs still? I don't know.

Yeah, what's the blogging world doing these days? I don't think they're doing anything. I think they're vlogging. Welcome to my video blog. Yeah, I mean a video blog, but. My vlog. I don't think people, do people do just blogs? Not, not often.

Do people read blogs? I don't know. I don't know, man. How do you even find a blog? In Google, I imagine. What happened to all the blogs? Are blogs dying out? This word is now meaningless.

Why was it called blog? That's an awful word. Yeah, what, where did? I feel like Mike should know this. I, but I don't. Blog. So a log. Oh, a log.

A bulletin board log. It's a web log. Shorten to blog. They just dropped the wee. Yeah. Web blog. Okay. blog.

Say that word. Blog. Blog. Yeah, blog's a very funny word. The more you say it, the stupor it gets. Yeah, I hope it's. Blog. Sounds funny to you.

I don't, you know, the one single restaurant forever, does it have a good variety? What would you choose? What would you choose? Probably the cheesecake factory. That's what I was going to say. Oh, that's a great choice. I mean, if you haven't been to the cheesecake factory, it's every restaurant combined. It's the only restaurant that I've ever.

seen that literally sells advertisements in their menu. That's the scheme. Like, that's how big their menu is. You're turning so many pages. It's like a magazine where they're selling like, as seen on TV stuff in there. This has to be frozen stuff, right? Like, you can't have a menu that big. How can a chef possibly know how to cook everything on that menu?

It has to be like these, more microwaves in the back of that cheesecake factor. But the food's so good. I'm a big. You're a big cheesecake? I'm a big fan. The only thing, the only problem with Cheesecake Factory is it's always got a big weight. I don't like that. How late do you go for, you know, hit the factory?

How late do you go to the factory? I'd go as late as 8.30. See, this is the world that, I know you live this world. I'd texted you last night. Mm-hmm. And you were out at dinner at like, I don't know, it was like 8.30. What? Yeah.

What are you doing, man? Or 8 o'clock. And this is where people go, Mike, they go out and eat. at late o'clock bro we're old you're old yeah you want a seat i'll tell you go during a normal time like 430 no that's that's too early 30 okay now you're older yeah you're no the way you go to dinner is you factor in when you want to eat and then you backtrack it by like the drive plus the wait for the food so if you want food at 530 it's cool getting there like you know five but you're just wasting so much time how are you wait you're not wasting time waiting

to get into the restaurant at 8.30 for an hour? No, you don't wait at 8.30. You just walk right in. Oh, no, you don't. They're like, there's nobody. Seven to 7.30, it's the busiest. No, I don't know. Oh, yeah, it is. No way.

Not in the middle of the week. Yeah. You're walking right in. You're talking 6.6.30 is the busy time. See, this is an easy thing to check that you could go to a restaurant. One of you guys back there in Ducers Alley, go find the Cheesecake Factory and go to the open table and see where the reservations are filled up for some restaurant tonight. Dude, does cheesecake take reservations?

No, they don't. Don't go to Cheesecake Factory. But go to some, like, expensive restaurant and see where they're booked. I can always snag a 445. Those are the last ones available. Where were we? What was the question? One restaurant or all of them.

I'm taking one. Really? I'm a creature habit. I'm fine with that. And so, doesn't bother me. Would you choose the factory? Or is there a more preferred? I would prefer not to choose that.

Okay. I don't need that broad of a menu. I don't think. I think a steakhouse would be pretty good because you can get fish, chicken, steak, appetizers, desserts. Enjoy your not ever going out for breakfast. You didn't think about that. Did you do breakfast?

No, they don't know, but I got a better one. Someone needs the cracker barrel. Yes. That's it. That's it. That's the answer. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dinner. too much of everything.

You can go healthy? You can go hardy. Can you go healthy? Oh, yeah. You can get like grilled chicken strips. The problem is they give you the healthy. They go, hey, here's your healthy dish. Every meal comes with 11 sides.

Please pick your 11 sides. That's where it gets tough. All right, Jerry from the website, would you rather drink an 8 ounce cup of coffee with a quarter cup of mayo. Okay. Banana-style. Yeah. Or eat a whole banana with the peel.

Oh, this is a. banana. This is a reference to an NFL player named Will Levis, who has become infamous for both of these, taking place at least one time in his life. Have any of you had

a bite of a banana with the peel? No. Of course not. No. Okay. That, no. I mean either. Yeah. So maybe it's delicious. Who knows? We can't stand on our soapboxes and say it's bad. I have a really strong hunch that is not good.

yeah i would agree with that because it's a peel yeah and like a rind and a peel and all those things oh we got we got a question about that coming later day oh really yeah so save your analysis there okay uh but i have like do you have you guys ever done the the peel and orange you bite it get it going yeah it's nasty it's awful it is it's so bitter and disgusting i can't imagine a banana peel is a banana peel is going to be just about inedible the the truth is putting Mayo in a cup of coffee sounds just awful, but it's not going to be bad at all. It'll be fine. You put cream in there.

You put milk. I've done the butter and the butter and the coffee. Yeah, mayo and coffee would be absolutely fine. If you're not weirded out by the fact that you're putting mayo in there, once you stir it up and it's all liquid, it'll be fine. I bet it's delicious. Hmm. Yeah, I'm

on that side as well. Do we have time for one more or should we move on now? Let's do one more. Okay. Dustin from the website, would you rather have to download and use, at least once every app that you see an ad for or have to go online and write a review for every item that you've purchased I download and use every app that you see an ad for I don't know how often I see ads for apps I can't I'm trying to think of like

don't you play one of those like candy crush games every every hour you think I haven't like paid where I don't see ads oh come on man Fair point. Grow up. You don't want to waste. That's not time to waste your money on it. Yeah, a boozy boy over here. Papa Josh is in the house, everybody.

Yeah. I'm not sure if the Spitwad crew is familiar with him. But he is. Here's his social. He is notoriously cheap. Have you ever paid to remove ads on a game? Never once. Yeah.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. 99 cents. If I start using. He's so cheap. Literally. He's so cheap

I have paid to unlock ads Before I know if I'm gonna use the app Like if I get in an app and I start I download it I think I'm gonna use it If I see an ad come up Like I an ad pops up I close it and I go to the hamburger menu

I'm like can I just get I'm avoiding this now early The earlier I buy it I guess the most you get out of it I get from it It sucks because I'll play video games With Papa Josh And sometimes there's games

With like cool in-app currency stuff Or like in game And I'm not talking like big money but I know I'm going to be alone if I get any of that stuff because he's not going to come along for the ride. Yeah, but then you look special. Yeah, you look cool. My kids get the game pass.

I can't get Papa Josh to get a game pass. Cheap. Yeah. Papa Josh could come up with a list for today's draft. It would be, yeah, yeah, it would be everything. All right. Let's go ahead and we got a new segment, or not a new segment, another segment.

No. between me and you me and you for the record I think that is the least we've ever answered a question I don't think we answered it at all That's what I'm saying

Oh did I just move on Yeah Andy was done with that question It was like we talked about it And then it was like yeah next I'm bored No answers please I'm not gonna do it now You got into it all about this

We're in another segment No We are not answering that question No We are not going backwards on this show we are about progress and forward movement i wonder what we would have answered i bet the people wonder to what is the difference between a decision a choice and a selection okay i feel like a selection is the easy one here okay a selection is like a selection is like

multiple it has to already have the only available answers in tow so like a selection is I am selecting of these three things. That's what a choice is. Yeah. But you can make a choice beyond that. A choice is only two things. Is it? I think so.

Interesting. In my world, you make a choice is of this or that. A decision could have any number of options? Yes. And those options can go beyond what you already think. A selection is specifically saying, I know the entirety of my options. I see what you're saying. There's a lot of them, though.

It can be. It could be three, it could be five, it could be ten, it could be whatever. It's like a menu. It's like a menu. They say, have you made your selection? It's finished. You're not ever able to add a new choice to the selection list. Oh, okay.

I'm with you now. It is just, if I'm making a selection, there is a finite, defined few options to choose from, and I select it. Now, with a decision, is it always possible to have made the wrong one with a decision? Like, is there a right and wrong? decision always the difference between a decision and a choice to me is one of these matters right like you can make a choice about something that doesn't really matter you know okay am i choosing where i go to dinner am i choosing what what shirt to wear if i have to make a decision this needs thought this has ramifications this is like is it more is a decision more final than a can you backtrack a

choice yeah i think so i can choose this and then go backwards. But if I make a decision... Yeah, that's it. I have decided. You're basically writing it in stone? Yeah. Yeah, you're not going backwards.

Can you change... What's easier to change, a choice or a decision? A choice. You can't change a decision. Yeah. Can you change a selection? You can't really, right? Because you probably submit a selection to somebody else.

I think you can back out. But a decision is... But a decision is... You have to go to the same list if it's a selection. Of course. You can't add in new options. So you don't make a choice. about your college, you make a decision?

Correct. That's exactly the way to think now. Like LeBron. LeBron had the decision. Right. Put a lot of mind power into that. And remember that guy was like, what's your choice? He's like, how dare you?

Yeah. No, I have decided. This is a decision. You know, when you're electing a new president, it's like the decision, 2042. Yeah. They don't be like. Choice.

Presidential choice. Okay. So choices don't matter. That's, okay. That's good. up for me. Decisions are really important and selections are finite. Jason, what is the difference between

acne, pimples, and zits? Well, zits are disgusting. Okay, that's... Zits reach a bulbous point. Yeah. Zits... Is it have to be a whitehead?

Oh, for sure. I think a zit stands alone. I think a zit is one of those... Singular. I'm just saying amongst the others, like acne is a group. Yeah, for sure, for sure. But a Zit, it's like the volcano

in the midst of the range of mountains. And a pimple becomes a Zit when it's disgusting. Okay. So if you've got to. Yeah, because you can have pimples and you can have zits. Yeah. So it's multiple disgusting? Well, I mean, they're all bad.

No one wants any of this. I feel like a pimple is a little bit larger. Like the area around it is more raised. I don't think you can have acne without pimples. No, no, no, you can't. All acne includes pimples and zits and, yeah. Acne is the. It's the can.

by which zits and pimples are painted upon. If you have too many pimples or zits, you now have acne. I think that's right. Yeah, I mean, it is. It's science. That's why people are listening. Did you have some zits growing up? I had many a zit.

I had full-blown acne. Full-blown. That face was riddled with it. Oh, my, yes. That was one area I was, I mean, obviously, like, I don't know, more than 50% of kids dealt with acne. I felt like. I dealt with trauma level acne.

I had like nothing. I had almost nothing. My sister, I had a two-year-older sister, right? And so girls usually develop faster than boys anyway since she was two years older than me. So when she got to like high school age and started dealing with zits and pimples, a little bit of acne, and I'm like fair skin, perf, you know, like, oh, I remember telling her and thinking, that'll never.

happened to me. Flam! Oh, brother. Explosion. I mean, I was looked down upon and treated unkindly. Oh, no. Oh, brother.

Really? Oh, you were a leopard? By your sister? No, no, no. By the Lord above. I'm telling you, I was given what I deserved,

which was a bad. Oh, man. Okay, story time, rabbit. Oh, yeah. Okay, so I had what's known as, oh, yeah. So a funny thing happened. So a funny thing happened. I had a case of what's known as bad acne.

And backney. In fact, that's where the story is going. Oh, no. That was just a dumb joke. So my mom took me to a, what, Gynecologist. Dermatologists. Good one.

Boo. Come on. Boomotologist. Boston. All right. Do you're Zellie's enjoying it? Yeah. So I went to a dermatologist.

My mother brought me there. And first of all, the weirdest dermatologist I've ever been to. It was in a house. It was like, it was an old house. And it was turned into a business, but it was like in a neighborhood. The Zit King? This man came out. Was he selling?

do, like, essential oils and stuff? At least 80 years old. See, riddled? Long hair. Oh, nice. Gray? This gray long hair. Yes.

This was a wizard. And so he starts looking at my... Yes. So he starts looking at my face. Oh, no. Touching my skin saying like, oh, wait. He's touching your face? Yeah, yeah.

Why? He's expecting a wizard. You don't question a wizard. Yes, I definitely do. I was a teenager. And this wizard... He just wanted the zist to go away. No, but here's what happened.

He's like, okay, uh, it's, you know, I see you got some problems. You got some acne. Uh, let's, let's take a, let's take your shirt off. Let me look at your back. And so I take my shirt off and he stands behind me. And as soon as the shirt gets raised off, he goes, it was just like, who. It was the most rude, insulting sound. I couldn't, but I was like, what is on my back? You took his breath away? Oh, I took his breath upon my back. He blew his breath right on my shirt. holders. I mean, this was like a, I shocked this man. I shocked this man who does this for a living. He was scared. That's such a good point. He's used to seeing people. He just have we seen it all. He hadn't seen this. And so the sound effect. And so then, then it gets my life, not the story of the dermatologist, but my life then gets like progressively and way worse because this man prescribes me a brand new medication oh no it's just out now people know it now it's called acutane i remember that acutane is a monstrous beast of a medication he put me on the max dose allowed i do not believe you are allowed to take this dosage anymore i genuinely i

you were you were part of the clinical trial every single pill that you took out of this special case had a pregnant woman with a crossout on it so that you made sure you knew if you were pregnant, do not put this in your mouth. So you take this medication and at this point in time, at the dosage level

I was taking, what it does is it pushes it all out. It all out. Oh, that's how it works. It whatever level I had of acne was 5% of what I

was given thanks to this medication and I spent a summer just and thankfully it was in the summer destroyed there are no photos of me from this era of my life from the wizard era I'm telling you that wizard beat the tar out of me with this medication I would just get bloody noses for no reason just I'm so dry I was not allowed in the sun that was like a big deal yeah that's a big part of that accent you can not go in the sun when you're on that medication do they know that you're living in Arizona well it's just it's very hard to avoid the sun so yeah so that was

that was probably the worst summer in my life man that's terrible and then I was like why am I doing this six months later or however long it was I was like this this ruined so you just quit the medicine well eventually I finished the medicine and then like two weeks later my skin

was cleared up for the most part it was like it was just you got to pay the price wow and then it can't work anyways that's my story so I know all about acne pipples and zits. Yeah, you are the authority. Well, you and the wizard. Yeah.

He taught me a lot. He took his breath away. Oh. All right. Was it just like one big one? It was one big. It was a, it was a, I think he caught himself, like after he started with the involuntary. Oh, did he start?

Like a button? Like a panic button? Yeah. Oh, man. What is the difference between browsing, looking, and, you know, I'm perusing. Browsing, I have no, I have zero and ten. Oh, okay.

I thought you were going to say idea. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. You're like, I'm out on that one. No, browsing, I'm, I am. You're not looking to purchase. Correct. I have, I have zero reason.

I'm not buying anything. I think you can browse. I just want to see your wares. You can browse things that you're interested in. Yeah, yeah. You cannot peruse things you're interested in. Perusing is you are in a. broader context just you're just taking whatever input like if you're perusing at a store you don't

even know where you are you're just at some part of the store and you're just perusing any item any type you're not interested in it at all right no i i completely agree because if if it was something that i had oh i'm just perusing if i had something that i was passionate about you know if they're showing me high-end toilet paper i'd be like i am browsing yeah yeah maybe maybe even looking I might be looking to buy some at this point. Can you, where do you peruse the most? Do you peruse at a garage sale? Is that perusing?

That's not browsing because you didn't even know what was going to be there. Yeah, I think it starts with perusing. But no one, you don't go to a garage sale with the thought of, I'm not buying anything. Which is why you're not browsing. Let me ask you this. Yeah, but you're so, I mean, you'd be perusing. Let me ask you this. If you're on the other side of the transaction, you open a store.

and somebody comes into your store Oh, browsers need to get out That's what I was going to ask you Which of the three categories is most likely to buy? Lookers Yeah, they're coming looking for my wares But they use the phrase Just looking

Well, just browsing, same thing Yeah, no, I would have a note I'd want the browser, I think the browsers are buying No soliciting, no browsing In my stop There's two I was going to go store and shop at the same time There's four phrases here, right?

There's, I'm just looking Yeah, there's I'm just browsing same. And then there's just, there's, there's, there's, I'm looking to buy. There's no, I'm browsing to buy. That's not a, like, oh, I'm browsing to buy. No, that's not what you're doing. But you can look to buy. And if they say I'm perusing, you just kick them right out. Yeah, if they're, I think you can, I think if you're perusing, you've got to show them something they think they'll be interested in. No, you got to show them something their friend would like. Just for cause jealousy? No, to buy a gift. Oh, because I'm perusing. I'm probably,

The cruisers might buy for friends. I'm looking at stuff that maybe doesn't interest me, but I know that my wife could be interested in it. I'm at the, I'm at Yankee Candle. Oh, I can't walk in there. I will die of bed. Yeah, I have to wear a gas mask to go inside so I don't suffocate. But the point being, I would, I'm not going into Yankee candle for myself.

Correct. I'm not, I'm not into candles. Can you peruse at like a Peruvian furniture shop? That's too much Peruvian. Too much. Implying, inferring. What is the difference between those two? Oh, gosh.

There's a actual answer. Between implying and inferring? There is, and I don't know it. Implying. Let's get there together. And inferring. Implying. Inferring.

I'm inferring something. I really want to know the real answer. All right. Let's just do some sentences here. If I'm implying something. When I was speaking to my guidance counselor, she was implying that I should take more math classes. So she's like alluding

to it, but not. Oh no, don't bring a looting. Don't start alluding. Yeah, no, we can't do that. Yeah, that's too hard. We have a note here from Al says, uh, deusers, the ballers, mostly Mike have been misusing infer and imply egregiously. Oh no. On footballers and spitballers for years. Hey, grammar police. No one knows the difference. If we don't know the difference no one knows the difference so if a coach is inferring that a player may not play this

week or implying that a player may not play this week what's the difference i feel like implying you're saying less implying is like i'm not hitting the topic you guys figure i don't i think it's the opposite i think i think i think if you imply that's stronger than inferring nah we need to look oh we are we are not close we need out to tell us what's going on all right i'm on it so I want to know the real answer. Imply means to express or suggest something indirectly. That's what I'm saying. Infer means to draw a conclusion from some evidence.

Wow. Yeah. So I have been using these words horrifically wrong. You've been using them both as imply. Yes. Yeah. But infer actually means something. Yeah, but see, there's a difference.

You infer. So that means you conclude. Somebody can imply to you. and then you can infer a conclusion a conclusion based on the evidence that they may be presenting during their implication so someone will not infer to me if someone misses practice you might infer that they'll be out this they are but can a person infer to another person or is I don't think so so an infer oh that's why we're doing it wrong yeah you only somebody can only imply to you they can't infer to you they can't infer to you implying is to hint at something inferring is making an educated guess so from now on the speaker does the imply yes the listener does the inferring yes is amazing yes yes we've got it maybe so the speaker always and only implies and then we infer based on that information yes i mean you want to talk what oh my gosh i've definitely hit the what we learned today button already i have definitely what did we learn today i learned that i had no idea what inferring is i have no I definitely been using them as synonyms. Yeah, both meant

implying. So there's no chance a coach can infer that something's going to happen. They imply it. Yeah. Oh, I mean they can infer. Now, Al is nodding with the nod of a man who's known this for years. That is correct. But he's also the church-to-cher guy. So,

nobody knows what that means, but that is also correct. Now, how long have you worked for us, Al? I think eight years. And how many times have you brought this obvious error up to us? I think People enjoy your buffoonery. Okay. Who am I to correct it?

Okay, real quick, when people get a comedy cartoon of themselves drawn by someone, what did they purchase? They got a caricature. No, they did. All right, let's move on. The Spitballers Draft. I do got to go back. How come no one of the three of us knew?

Why am I the one who gets singled out in this comment? Maybe you just use those words the most. Yeah, I don't. We probably don't use them as much because you don't know. Because we don't know what they mean, apparently. All right. We are drafting things you shouldn't waste your money on. There's a lot of things out there that can waste your hard earned dollar,

and we don't want you to deal with that. I think there's a 101. Interesting. You might get it because I didn't feel like there was a 101 at all. I have my 101. one. So I start the draft. Yes, sir. And when you are purchasing fancy electronics. Yep, you got there, buddy. Of course you got there. It's the expensive cables. Oh, we did not get there. Oh, no, there's that too. But I'm saying the charging cables. No, just like

HDMI cables. Any cable. Just any cabling. You don't need the fancy gold plating $100 cable. Okay. You do not need it. It is. It's not. Well, you can buy cheap, charging cables for anything and save a ton of money and they work just fine. Yeah, they do the exact same job. Yeah. They might burn your house down, but they're probably not going to. They won't burn your house down. They do the same job.

Best buy, I believe, maybe the thing that you're going to draft. They ran their business on two things. Yep. And I'm buying the other. I'm drafted the other one. Okay. So like for a decade, they kept the doors open by selling old people these expensive cables. and selling everyone extended warranties.

Do not buy extended warranties or pretty much most insurance. A house car, okay, but like extended warranty. That would have been my pick. Warranties are extended warranty. Like the product comes with a warranty. Yeah, from the manufacturer. If you don't buy it, you're probably still just fine. But you have so much guilt and pressure to buy it.

They've got all their speeches set up to buy it. They warn you of all the things that can go wrong. And they want to sell it to you so badly because they make all that money. It's all going to them. It's not because they're losing out on this transaction. I mean, we've even made, I mean, we've run this company for about 10 years and we buy tons of electronics and Apple products and things. We've stopped buying extended warranties. Why?

Because over 10 years, we've used them zero times. And then when you do get to use them, guess what? There's stipulations and rules. It's not like you get a free one. It's like, oh, yeah, that'll be 50 bucks. It's like, wait, I'd spend 150 on the warranty. Well, yeah, so that you could only spend 50 to replace it. It's kind of like a peace of mind thing you pay for because you think you're getting peace of mind by saying, yeah, I need that.

So that would have been my 101. So I've got two picks. I'm going to start with two things not to waste money. I'm going to go with name brand medications. Yeah, that was my next one. It's on my mind, yep. Because the generics are the same stuff and way cheaper. It's not, it's not, it's not kind of the same.

It's the exact same thing. Yeah, and I'm in agreement. Like, whenever I get, what, acedomenephine, I buy just the biggest, cheapest bottle I can. I will say, albuterol, rescue inhalers, there is definitely a difference. The doctor swears there's not. But as a user of it for 30 years of my life. I was just saying, this doesn't stop you from placebo effect.

Oh, no, it's, it is. I have, I have control tested this. The second one I'm going to bring up. I have a few choices and I'm trying to think of maybe the best one to get back to. I'm going to go with batteries. Don't waste your money on name brand batteries. Oh, I disagree. I couldn't disagree more.

I could not disagree. If you want to waste your money, buy cheap batteries and then keep buying more and more and more and more. I think the bulk discount because you can get so many, so cheap, versus going in, I mean, they charge an arm and a leg for name brand batteries. And you could get a hundred times the amount of batteries.

Those batteries die. You look at them and they're draining. Yeah. All right. You guys disagree. They come quarter filled. I mean, it is not fair what they're doing with cheap batteries. How many batteries are you guys using?

I don't change batteries all the time It's my kids with the Xbox controllers When we bought the cheap batteries I mean they go They just burn through a pack of a hundred Yeah It's insane

You gotta I don't have I don't have support for these two No you do not Well you knew Jason was going to disagree with all of these Most of them I do disagree with Yeah All right Jason you're up Spend up

All right Let's see here I've got a list of Let me ask hold on a second because you guys had such objections to my name brand batteries. Yeah. Let me ask the two cheaper friends of ours. I promise you one is on the side, your side.

Let me ask you this. Al, when's the last time you bought DuraCeller Energizer batteries? It's been a long time. Okay. And cheapie? Papa Josh? I support the higher brand batteries, but I buy the cheaper ones. I don't even know what that means.

That means he's cheap. That's all it means. He realizes that the better ones are. aren't bad bottom of the barrel. Yeah, I spend up on the better Amazon batteries, the Amazon basics. They have two grades. I buy the industrial ones. Yeah, the silver ones. Yeah, industrial.

Yeah. Those are a name brand. Okay. Amazon is the brand name. If you saw my purchase history of which ones I buy, you'd be like, Jason. Do you buy into all the, like, the hype? I've got the most expensive energizer, lithium plus silver gold. All right.

So I guess I'm in the middle because I don't buy brand name. No. But I don't buy the cheap Amazon batteries anymore because they just, they don't work. Okay. All right. Well, Jason, it's your turn. All right. Okay.

I'm going to go with this one because we all have three kids. We've all been there. We once upon a time had babies. This is at the top of my list. I do not understand buying expensive baby clothes and shoes. They can only wear it for like a week. they're growing. That's a good one. That's a good pick. It is a waste of money. It's like, okay, maybe you're doing a photo shoot and so you decide to invest and you know you're burning it. But when people put their babies in these $150 Nike shoes that they're going to outgrow in two seconds. That's funny. That's funny. It's just it's just dumb. We like, you think the first baby gets that treatment more than the other babies? Oh, for sure. You don't care about your third baby by that. We have, I guess, you hand down the other ones.

Like trying to purge stuff. My wife is very sentimental with the kids' clothes, not uncommon. But it's like, we've gone through stuff. They're like, oh, the kids never even wore this. Because it was like, you bought winter clothes because they were. Oh, yeah. You're like, oh, I found a sale. And you're like, by the time you get to winter, you're like, oh, no.

They don't fit. My child has outgrown this and they never even got to wear it once. Now, that's funny. You almost have to buy it in the right season. Yeah. So do not, don't overload pre-buying clothes. and do not buy expensive ones. I am for that.

All right, so I get two picks here. Yep. All right, my first pick. I'm going to go with sunglasses. It's on my list. It's on my list. Yeah, I was hoping to come back to me. People lose them.

They break. It is just, it is an item that you have to, imagine all the things that you replace. Did you get the extended warranty on them? Well, there are, there are extended warranties. There are the companies that will replace your lost glasses. I don't know if they're sponsoring the show so I'm not going to name them. But don't

just save your money. I mean you can buy what the polarized UV protecting ones at like the gas station. And they, you know what? They look cool. They don't say the brand name on him. Yeah, and it's okay. It's okay.

The $5 ones, they break, they're terrible. But the slightly more expensive, not designer, just get 20 pairs of them and then swap them out. quickly. Yeah, the designer sunglasses are like $400. They're not less loseable.

Don't, yeah, right. That's the, that's the biggest problem. You're still going to break them and lose them. Did I ever tell you the story of when my, I had bought a decently expensive pair. And did I ever tell you when my wife gave them away to somebody? What? I took, we were at my kids' football game. And I had, it was like right in, like it was sunny.

and then it gets dark. So I'd taken my glasses off and set them, I guess, on the ground next to my water bottle. And I, and I... As you do it with your really expensive sunglasses. Because you don't think about it or something. Or maybe they were in the chair. But apparently my wife, like, held them up and said, are these anybody's glasses to everybody around? And someone said yes?

No, nobody said yes. She just left them there. And then I was like... Why didn't you pick them up? Well, I wasn't in the area. I was just like, she didn't even know. Wait, what? You put your glasses down and then you left?

I was probably celebrating with the team or something. But the point is, like, later I get home and I go, did you see my glasses? And she's like, yeah, I had these glasses that I held up for everybody and no one claimed them. And then I never had my glasses. But she left them. She didn't give them. Yeah.

Nobody was like, those were blind. This is why I'm. But because that can happen. To not do that, I have my cheap sunglasses and they go in my pocket. Yeah. Because then I don't lose them. All right. So I get one more.

I'm going to go with. It's tough. There's so many good ones. I'm going to go printer ink. I will go with, I will go with the big brand printer ink. Jason's shaking his head. Dude, you got to, you got to buy the name brand. No, you don't. No, you don't. This is Jason just wants you to buy the most expensive things. No, you don't. Actually, you just go, you go, you look up the compatibility with your printer. The big printer is going to try and scare the crap out of you. and say that this is going to void your warranty. This is going to break your printer. Guess what? It doesn't. You put it in. So you disagree again, Jason, big surprise.

You put it in your printer. And, you know, you print something out, it looks fabulous because it's ink. That's all it is. Do not overpay for printer ink refill. I need authentic OEM. Is this an intervention for Jason on today's show? Wow. I didn't know he would take up an oppositional point to ink.

They got you good, man. They got me good. I'm afraid, man. Oh, that you'll break it. Yeah, just put the right thing and the right thing. I know that that name brand that's making it for that. Oh, yeah, that'll work. Yeah, but so does the cheap one.

Well, I will never find out. All right, Jason, you're back up, things you shouldn't waste your money on. Nothing. No, I've got one that I've wasted so much money on. It's shameful. and printer ink well sure it's like 4x

batteries this is way much more money for way much less use see when I buy the expensive printer ink I still use it still print stuff I buy it because I need it but an unused gym membership

yeah that's funny don't buy it because you still have one oh yeah oh you get you get locked in are you locked in I am. I'm not locked in. I just haven't made my way down there. And every time I would go down there, I'm going to the gym.

Yeah. That's how you're locked in, number one, when they get you, well, you have to go 12 months, 12 month, 12 month commitment. And then to cancel, you must come to the building. That is the most bullcrap, ridiculous business tactic. How is that allowed? How is it allowed that you have to physically go there? I don't know, but it works. Oh, yeah. That's why they do it. And do you have to talk to like their most intimidating person? yeah I'm sure I will never find out what you want to do you'll never find out you have a lifetime membership I do have a lifetime monthly fee but it's just a lot of money every month we've talked about on this show before the the gym that Jason goes to it it's like a resort with a full bar and every amenity you could possibly pay for yeah every one yeah was there a D in there

wait wait wait wait hold on let's see if we're discovering a new word you didn't know when you were a child what is that word amenity all right I have inferred that you don't know how to spell that word. He implied it when he said him entity. So he has not canceled that.

I have not canceled. Is it transferable? Are you willing to pay for my gym membership? They've said in the fine print as this goes to your children and they start paying immediately. Oh, good. I've paid enough that they should already have this for life. Oh my gosh. So the gym membership. But here's a deal, guys.

I'm going to go someday. Okay. Any minute, any day now. I believe in you. I'm going to go with greeting cards. I get this. I almost put it on my list. In particular, expensive greeting cards. Because if you buy a cheap greeting card, it's about what you write in it. It's not about how much the card costs or how...

It's about what you put in the card. Yeah, that too. It's about that cash. It's about what you put in the card. So I think greeting cards, they're a waste of money. You know what's really funny about those? You're looking at all these cards. 599, 699.

And then if you look around enough, there is a section they have at all these card places. That's 99 cents. They have a small section. They're just the exact same thing. They're just the exact same thing. It's just like for those who see through this and won't spend up on the 499.

We still want some of your money. We still want you. We know you need a card. We're like, look you here. Just give us a dollar. We're still making a lot of money on that dollar. This costs us nothing. The best trick to do is you go to Amazon. you buy a box of greeting cards that they sell in bulk and it'll be a variety of every kind

and it's like it's like maybe 20 bucks for like you know 60 cards of random assortment random assortment all organized in a box and then you just go grab them out of the closet can you open your own cards shop you can write yourself

like you can sell those things for seven bucks piece that's what I mean be on the side of the road like hey those are so regular cards are so expensive so that's a waste and then my last pick Probably going to hate it Yeah, printer boy Yeah

It's tough because some of these I mean I guess you brought up Unused Jim membership so you don't always Follow your own advice on the topic But I'm I guess I'm going to go with I'm going to go with new cars Yeah, that's fair

It's such a bad Stupid thing I do Well I mean I've done it too But it's like you are The second you drive away from the lot You lose 20 to 30% of the value of the car anyway. And if it's a different brand, it might be even more.

So, like, literally buying a car one year older saves you so much money. So it is a waste. It's a waste of money. It is so dumb. Not to mention if you go buy a new car, you've got to go into that room with that same guy that works at the gym. And he tries to sell you an extended warranty. Uh-huh.

So the car dealership has all this stuff. Have they ever at the car dealership? Did you like a greeting car? At the car dealership, have they thought about thrown in gym memberships? Oh, man. In that room? Yeah. Probably.

Like, this car is capable of bringing you to a gym. It was like, oh, sir, you're going to look the part with the car. Now let's look the part with the body. Just sign here. Oh, man. Yeah, so I'm going to go with the new cars. All right. I am up.

This is my final pick, right? I have extended warranties, expensive baby clothes and shoes and unused gym memberships. So don't waste your money. Look, we should all know this. This should not be breaking news. Okay. But it is my understanding that no one obeys this. Guys, don't waste your money on lottery tickets.

Oh, my gosh, that's such an easy one. Just don't do it. You don't play, you can't win, Jason. Okay, fair and factual. But if you play, you can't win. So just don't do it. If you play, you can't win, yeah. You just don't buy lottery tickets.

Yeah, that is. If you want to scratch her for fun, you know it's like i have a good time okay you can you can knock your socks off but like buying the lottery ticket on the the seven billion dollar power ball our family used to a long time ago when the adults had birthday parties like when people came over to celebrate a party they give them a greeting card and then it would have one scratcher ticket in yeah that's so everybody so they got like 10 scratches and they're fine until someone wins and then you're like oh wait yeah but i but i but i bought that so uh uh

Find your fee. That's true. They do. They'll sue you for that. Give her tax. All right. Me with the final pick. Yep.

All right. I truly hope that my family follows my advice on this one. I'm going to go with coffin. Oh, coffin. Do not waste money on a coffin. Not joking. I thought you were saying college. No.

Which might also be a good answer. I have a for-profit colleges on my list. Yeah. No, a coffin. A coffin. Because you're dead. Yeah. I can't enjoy anything inside of that. You're just saying a nice coffin. You still need one. I'm no. You want to be dirt for me personally? Shirt to dirt? Throw me in the ocean. I don't care. I don't think they're allowed to do that.

Well, if we were allowed to do it. No. Yeah. Are you allowed to just throw international waters? Is there rules out there? Like, is it illegal if my... That's a good question. If I die and my wife's like, I'd like to just toss them in the ocean because it was his final will and testament. Do I have to go get a license to toss a body in the ocean? I got to Google this. And or how far out do you

have to go? Because eventually they're not there's no law. That's a great news. Google Auto completed it for me. Oh, good. Also, glad it's on your computer. Yeah. That's fine. Is it legal to throw a body? The Environmental Protection Agency Regulations

for full body burials at the sea require the site to be three nautical miles from land and a depth of 600 feet. So apparently... You can just toss them out. You have to get a permit for it. Yeah.

Perfect. What's a permit cost? Depends on your weight. Less than a coffin. Oh, that's funny. Is he going to make the tide rise? I mean, I feel like there's like hungry animals out there anyway. They're going to enjoy it on the way down.

Perfect. I return to the earth. This is fantastic. Throw me in the water. And you become, like, shark poop. That's very cool. You're becoming poop either way. And somebody might eat that poop again.

You might get eaten by more than one creature. I mean, I guess if you're in a coffin, you won't be poop. But, like, if you get buried in the ground, you're going to eat by something. So if you don't have a permit, what are they going to do? They're going to sue you? Yeah, they'll never catch me. Yeah, I'm three nautical miles away from land. You can't see in this.

Yeah, okay. Like, what did you do? Definitely didn't throw a body in there. Go find it. I dare you. Yeah, it's 600 feet down, three miles away. Go find it. Mike went with expensive cables, designer sunglasses, OEM printer, ink, and toner, and a coffin.

I like it. Jason with extended warranties, expensive baby clothes, unused gym memberships, and lottery tickets, good picks. I have name brand medications, name brand batteries, greeting cards, and new cars. There was one I didn't mention on my list. A couple. One was like new books because it made me laugh at like a used book. is it's not like a used car that has some like deficiency like the book is the words that you're reading right and the used book is the words that you're reading they don't change the words like you get the same net effect from the book but but then your your author doesn't make money and

so you don't believe in libraries and you're dealing with that's dirt someone else's dirty hands oh really see it's for you it's the germs and maybe they wrote in it okay about that uh toothbrushes is that on anybody's list or do you spend up Jason's spending up on me and Jason are team fancy toothbrush Yeah we do you have a powered

Yeah Yeah You use an unpowered toothbrush I haven't used a powered toothbrush Ever Are you powered Al Yeah

I didn't know There's no chance That Papa Judge is powered Dude I get the nicest toothbrushes Yeah Oh Oh how do you feel right now Andy

Is it manual? No No it's power Yeah Brooks I don't know if I believe you Is yours powered Oh yeah

Oh, yeah. I didn't know. Who's cheap now? I literally did not know there were adults that were still using, like, the travel toothbrushes. That's all the art of me. When I travel, it's just a manual. When you get the power, though, aren't you in some, like, subscription plan to have to get new heads or something? Yeah, I mean, you need to buy a new, it's like buying a new toothache.

No, he's got the one from his childhood. I'm the only one without a power of toothbrush. Yes, in the United States. My teeth are clean. I've got no problems. Okay. I have, look, sometimes it's worth it. but usually not is the pre-cut fruit.

Oh, interesting. Very worth it. Of course. The problem is the price of like non-cut fruit to cut fruit is. It is significant. It's a massive, massive upcharge. Yeah, Al, I have big weddings on my list. Once that wedding is done and you're in your life, you'd like, I wish I had that.

I wish I had that money. I had expensive wine on the list because I can't tell the difference. Oh, yeah. Hey, you want to talk about a boozy boy who is in complete agreement with you there. Really? And I, this is off the back of. You're not sophisticated enough. I'm not sophisticated enough.

I bought an expensive bottle of wine at an auction, which I had been waiting for over a year to find a reason to open and enjoy it. I had never had one this expensive. It's more than what you should spend on a bottle of wine. But it was for charity at an auction. So I justified it. um well we got rid of pepper you oh this was to celebrate this was the celebration of getting you had a bottle of celebratory wine for getting rid of pepper yes i did uh i don't did you know that all that we celebrated with that yeah your wife shared that with it okay so i cracked it open

i drank it it was fine it was okay the wine was it was just it was red wine yeah and i feel like she said she hated it you well she tolerated it to be fair, she hates all red wine, so that makes sense. But it was not, like, give me a $12. And I feel like the world of wine is an area where I feel like you'd be super, you'd want to notice, like,

you'd want to notice the difference so that you could buy nicer wine. 100%. And the fact you don't notice it. Wow. There is no difference. The people be lying. The people be lying. Like, you age a whiskey, it gets better. You age wine, it's just supposed to. Wow.

And it's all like placebo. You're just like, Speaking of Edwin Mormus, those copper sleeves. Oh, that's, yes, but it's going to fix everything, Mike. The ones that you put on for like an injury? Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's the compression sleeve, but it's laced with copper. Or sometimes there's like a magnetic band.

Would you say shoes? Mike wouldn't. Well, I mean, that's my boozy area. I think Mike likes them not because they're better, but because they're like. The color schemes and everything like that. I mean, realistically... Are they better shoes? Material.

I think they are well put together shoes. And you could probably have cheap shoes, but cheap shoes, I bet you're perfectly fine with them. Interesting. All right. We're good? Yeah, we're good. You have another one? I had a few.

The one thing that I'm fine not being boozy with is bottled water. I'll take like an ice alkaline, but I don't need... Like the 99 cent bottle water is just as good as the $7 bottle water. It doesn't make a difference to me. That's a good one. Diamonds. Fiji water. Yeah, Fiji is so expensive.

Did you say diamonds? Diamonds. He did. Yeah. Look, I bought one, you know? It's like, they shouldn't be that expensive. And they're not actually rare. So you say it's wasting money to buy one?

Yeah, it's a waste. And then the last one I have is interest. Don't waste your money on interest, children. Pay off your debt. I don't mind that. I get what you're getting at. That is it for today's show. Thanks for tuning in.

I guess I've got to buy a powered toothbrush tonight. See you later, everybody. Goodbye. Thanks for listening to the Spitballers podcast. To see what other nonsense the guys are up to, check out Spitballerspod.com.