Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Blood Types & Best Pets For A Supervillain - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: March 12, 2026

Spit Hit for March 12th, 2026:  Join us on a quest to figure out Jason’s blood type, discuss proper plane bathroom etiquette and play a hilarious round of Guess, Guess Goose before wrapping things up with a draft of the best pets for a supervillain. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on X: x.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Scooby-boobooby-ding-a-wing-wing-a-d-ding-a-ding. All right. All right, all right, all right. You know, I was disappointed and ended in a Biddingi, but the Bidigi did really go with what you're you were doing it like so i can't i can't be too mad at it because if that was the first like if i just heard that scat i'd be like that's a good scat i haven't been dinged very often it's been a

minute welcome in to the spitballers the mike right andy holloway jason more back with you would you would you rather on today's episode guess guess goose which i was just informed guess who's the goose Yeah, I was just told I was a, not just a loser, but lost by a lot is what I was told. And I don't remember. I don't remember. But I believe him. But the goose is loose. I believe him.

Thank you for listening. Thank you for supporting the show. Thank you for tuning in. Let's get it going. Would you rather? This is where the important questions get answered. Like Alfredo's question. in a row of strangers on a plane.

Okay. Would you rather have a window seat and get up once every 15 minutes to go to the bathroom? Oh, man. Or have an aisle, but the people next to you get up and go to the bathroom every 15 minutes. This is the easiest question of all time for me. Just my personality, my... Yep. You'll be infinitely forgiving, but you don't want to be infinitely annoying. 100%. I don't mind being annoyed by people. I mean, if they are an annoying person, okay, you're out. I don't like you. I really am thinking negative thoughts my head towards you. That's not a person getting up every 15 minutes. No, if I, if someone has to get up every 15 minutes to go that bathroom.

You know why. You know why. Empathy, empathy reigns supreme. Yeah, I mean, that's. I'm not seat belton. You know what I mean? I'm going to be there for him or her. I would offer to move. seats. I'd offer to do the flip. Yeah, by the, how many? Yeah, but you want the window. Three trips. You like, that is so insulting. That is so insulting. If you were asking the, that's insulting? That is so insulting.

Wait, what's insulting? Offering to switch seats. I know what you think that it's like this kindness, but as soon as you offer, there's no way that those words will come out of your mouth where you don't think, oh, maybe that was, maybe they're like offended, you know, you want to, you want to switch seats? Because at that point I'm feeling like shame. Can I try to like do it? Can I try to

okay so excuse me, I'm so sorry I know, I know. This is your third time? Yeah, sorry. Listen, listen, hey, we've all been there. Honestly, I don't mind if I don't mind sitting on the inside if you think, you know, you need I got to go. My mom's calling. You got to go to the bathroom. My mom's calling?

Is that an expression for having to go to the bathroom? No, it's an expression. It's just, it's an old Jerry McGuire line. Oh, it's like, this is not an expression. No. So, was that offensive? That wasn't offensive, but I felt like I didn't. You put me in a position where I have to answer you in both answers feel bad. Okay.

Let's say, third trip, you come back, Andy is just now in the window seat. Your stuff has been moved to the aisle. I would be weirded out. I'd be like, excuse me on back. Yeah, and he's like, what do you mean? Well, that would, I was sitting there. No, you weren't. Oh, like, gaslight him.

So what's crazy about that? Does that make you feel better? It does feel better. I don't know how that works, but I was like, if you tell me, no, I wasn't. I was here the whole time. I'd be like, oh, okay. And I just plopped down and move on with life. Gaslight the heck out of me, man.

Maybe I was on the aisle. Tell me how to live. I could have sworn. I thought I was I remember takeoff but yeah it must have been a different flight yeah I'll just say no you've been getting up the poop from that in seat yeah that's what I'll say are we all on the same page here we'd rather be the one 15 minutes is I feel like you get even the time out like let's say it's a four hour flight and you either have to get up once an hour that's fine or they have to get up every 15 minutes then it evens it out like Like I'd be willing to be the get up once an hour and just say, sorry. Like the first, the first time is nothing. The second times, it's like, sorry, I've got to go again. The third time, time three is I got to make up some other reason.

See, I am, like if this was, I've got to get up every 15 minutes from my aisle seat to let either one, both of the other passengers in my aisle go. I don't care at all. Like, okay, getting up. Maybe if I'm, you know, if there happens to be a meal, it's a long flight or something, then, okay, that's a little bit annoying. But outside of that, I don't mind at all getting up. It's nice. It's like, oh, good. I get an excuse to stand up, stretch my legs. One time. If it was like, I have to get up every 15 minutes for a four hour flight and let people pass. Or I have to, I'm the window and I've got to go to the bathroom once. I would choose, I would choose the aisle. Because.

Well, no, but here's why. Man, not all. When I go. Yeah. This is. When I leave the, this is neurotic. When I leave the window and have to cross people. Uh-huh.

The uncomfortability of that process, not because I'm putting you out, but because like I don't want to. Because of the bodonka don't. Yeah. The bodonka don't. The belly don't. Look, I'm both sided, man. So it's like, I don't know if I'd turn away from you.

I'm going to double-sided. Badonka-Don. Or if I turn towards you. You can't walk straight and not turn at all? No, I'm a one. I'm just taking out legs. There's no child rearing hips. There's no comfortable way for me or them for me to cross their paths.

I'm basically just going, I'm sorry, I'm a trample over you here. Have we factored in you, all the shaking the seats in front of you? Oh, I don't care about them. I don't have to see their faces. What if you, have we thought about redesigning plane rows to where, you know, there's a lot of planes that have like two seats in a row, right? So it's two. What if you put those back to back?

Oh, okay, yeah. Then you could always get out. Do you know what I'm saying? So you're flying sideways? Yeah. That would be weird. You don't want to fly sideways?

Takeoff might hurt. No, only forward. Or backwards. You think it'll mess with you? Oh, good Lord, no. No backwards? No. Not like one of those.

The flight attendants do it every time. Like those old station wagons? I'm not a flight attendant. Well, they're a human. You're a human. No, lots of people can do that. Hold on. Hold on. Is out.

Front words. Yeah. In coach or backwards in first class, Mike. Forwards and coach. Whoa. What an idiot. You sound so stupid. Backwards.

With a lay down first class bed. I can't. On an eight hour flight. Wait. I can't do it. I will. Why can't you go backwards? I will be sick.

I will be motion sick the whole time. Really? Yeah. Not the whole time. When you're just flying, you don't know. You don't know. I know. When you go into the bathroom on a flight, you're sitting sideways.

Yeah, thank you. You get sick in the bathroom? Have you ever spent a while sitting sideways? I've, look, I've had to drop a dump on a plane. A sideways dump? Oh, yeah. You've dumped? No, I've never dumped.

I've never dumped on a plane. Look, man. It would be a medical emergency before I go to dump in an airplane. Sometimes there's the choice of it's here in the seat or it's in the bathroom and you have to take the lesser. At least that one's a quick trip. You know if it's going to be here in the seat. is coming out fast. You know, this isn't like I'm having a grueling

labor in the bathroom. Wait, you're okay? Okay, I cannot go backwards, but this comment cannot be, go to Deucer's Alley. What just happened? The newest member of our team. The Falcon, who is known, if you listen to the fantasy footballers,

you would know that a lot of the times he can't show up to work because he's too busy with his business in the bathroom. You know his name in our video game that we play? I don't. Falcon poop. Falcon poop. Math checks out.

But he just messaged that it's a top three spot to poo? A top three spot to poop? I need to, I got to hear about this. I don't really have an explanation, but just satisfying. Do you like going in different places then? Are you a public restroom guy then too? No. No, I don't like those.

But something about an airplane. Something about being. You get asked for snacks. Gravity is a little more powerful. I think it's the fact that I'm so enclosed. No, no. Hold on. you're saying you go up there for the business and then you're like, hey, can you give me some snacks on the way out?

Excuse me like, hey, can I get a refill on my Sprite? And they give it to you? Yeah, ask for some extra peanuts. Wow. When I walk out of the bathroom after a tinkle, my head is down in shame. If I'm coming out of that bathroom after a deuce, I'm not asking anyone for anything. I like to believe he gets the snacks on the way into the bathroom. I feel like I would be more likely, I would be more likely that.

My blood sugar's about to be down. I'm going to be in here while. I need some sustenance. If I had to poop on a plane, I might open the bathroom door, do a U-turn to the fuselage door, and jump out of the plane. I would just be like, you didn't see me. I'm so sorry. I would just. I had to poop.

I deserve this. There's some percentage chance I will live. I've always wished planes could be like old-timey trains that you get a train car. you know, where you get like an enclosed. There's like a dinner car? Yeah, an enclosed like, not even a dinner car, but like the kind in Harry Potter where you've got your like four seats. They face towards each other. But you're enclosed in a I think they have things close to that if you're flying like Emirates or whatever first class. Yeah, aren't there certain like when you're going internationally, I feel like I've seen this.

This might have been a dreamer made up. But where there's like an upper deck that's like a bar, like you're allowed to get out and walk around. That used to be, like, I thought all 747s had stuff like that. To me, the seatbells, they don't do a lot. You know what I mean? Like if you're, you might as well walk around and hang out and like, for the most part. Some turbulence, I know. But they say that all turbulence is safe.

Did you know that? Well, not the turbulence where I've seen the, the footage of the people flying out of their seats and hitting the roof. Well, that's capital T turbulence. So you, just to be clear, you wouldn't have your own room if you had to ride back If I had to fly backwards, I just physically would be unable to do it. But that is, I'm, I refuse to believe you outside of takeoff and landing. Because once you're in the air, you don't know. You have no idea what direction you're traveling.

You don't feel pressure backwards. I disagree. It's a pressurized cabin. It's not up for debate. It's science. Walk to the bathroom backwards next time, Mike, and see how that feels. It's a pressurized cabin. Like, if all.

the if all the windows are closed and they told you you weren't moving yeah you couldn't tell you tell no you can tell that you're moving okay you can tell that there's movement but you can't tell which direction you're moving this is a very interesting so I don't know the answer to

you just know it mentally I'm just I'm telling you I know I get sick it's just like the like if you go on a simulation rides yeah and if you're barely moving but if and if you close your eyes it's better but I still I can't go on them anymore. With my eyes closed, I'm still going to end up nausea. If I had the money to get you on a

flight, put you to sleep mid-flight, have a crew come in and switch all the chairs backwards, have you wake up, keep flying, get off the plane, they'd be like, boom, you were flying backwards the whole flight. Well, you would have to knock me out again for the landing. You got a shed to buy. No, I want you to see the landing, so you go, I was flying backwards that whole time? And then right before we land, I'd lift it. I'd go, hey, Mike, look at this. Look out this window. Oh, my gosh.

And then you'd vomit. I would instantly go. You have projectile everywhere. All right. Seeley from the website writes in, would you rather have to sell one of your organs or sell all of your possessions that cost over $300 and not be able to buy them again for two years? Possessions does not include like a house, right? Like you still have a home.

Just to be clear, because it's been a minute. we've got two kidneys, right? Oh, yeah. So a kidney can go. Uh-huh. You can give a... We've got... We've got one liver, though, right?

Yeah. You can donate part of your liver that will... That's what I'm thinking of it. But yours will grow back and... But that doesn't count for this. Wait, it grows back? Yeah, you grow back your liver. The liver is the one organ that will do that, yeah.

What? Liver can heal itself. You can cut a little out every month. Thank goodness. I ship out about a quarter of my liver a month. What? Okay. Here's the truth.

this has to be amended because the gallbladder is an organ I'll get that thing out no problem yeah there you go I'm done I still have an eye bone bladder is is needed though yeah you still have some issues there are people that I know that it's no appendix okay appendix is an organ you can't see you I'm saying that one's out of here you can't pick that one then I would pick the gallbladder the gallbladder people do have digestive issues afterwards yes but many people don't after getting the gallbladder removed and full-sized people.

It's a mildly important organ. People get it removed all the time. Now, so you did go gallbladder over one of your kidneys, right? Oh, for sure. Why do you need two kidneys? That's a good question. To make sure that everything's getting filtered properly. So, I mean, are you, if you have one kidney, are you filtering at a less efficient rate?

Yeah, 50%. Humans have two kidneys as a backup in case of kidney disease to injury or injury to one kidney. That sounds like your body's pre-made. To get rid of a kidney. With an insurance policy there. Yeah. Like where we...

I would love to have two livers, man. I guess that one's self-healing. Two hearts? That's what's up. Yeah. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Imagine the amount of food we can eat as Americans if we had two hearts.

But the 300 bucks is like your TVs are gone. Your phone. And it says you can't rebuy it for a year. So you're living with that. No. That amount of money is. so many things I can get rid of inside of me. And every organ I get rid of, I lose weight. It's a guarantee, it's absolute guaranteed. I'm losing weight. Temporary.

Sure. I'll gain it back, but I'm just saying, you know, the bigger the organ, the more that scale is going to give a smaller number, right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, are you ditching a lung then? No. I don't think you can get rid of a whole lung. You can only get rid of a lobe, right? You can get rid of a whole lung. Really? I mean, not both. That's what I hear. What's the heaviest organ? I'm all about weight loss here. Okay. Oh, shoot, it's the skin.

Oh, that old trick. Your epidermis is showing. Yeah. You're not removing that. Probably muscle reality. Anyways, yeah, take my gallbladder. Honestly, take a kidney if I have to. I need a phone.

To answer the question, though. Okay, so you just did then. You're saying you do gallbladder and then keep your possession. Correct. Would you do that if the choice was kidney or no kidney? Would you sell the possessions? No, I would get rid of a kidney. You'd get rid of a kidney.

Because I, look, you should have to move into like the woods or something. Has anybody, you can donate kidneys to another person, right? Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm not taking this and throwing it away. Genuine question. Can you have two different kidneys? Because most people need a donation when their kidneys are bad and they get one of kidney. But could I give my kidney to Mike, Mike give his to you, you give yours to me.

And we're all. That's not even a loophole. That's a triangle hole. As long as you have to be compatible, though. That's why. Are you telling me you would take my kidney? You 100% have to have the same. The blood type.

Is it blood type? Yeah. There's a compatibility issue where that's like we're often family members are able to. What is your blood type? You don't know. Come on one knows. I know mine. No, you don't.

No. Duce or Sally. Anybody, anybody, but I guarantee you Al knows his blood type. I do. What are you? Oh, negative. Okay. Anybody over there?

No idea. Yeah. So two people in the room know the blood type? That's a guest, guess, guess goose for you. There's two hypochondriacs, always looking at their health vitals who know their blood type. No one else knows. I've been looking at blood. Mine smells like metal.

That's what I can tell you. All the time. I have no idea. I don't even know where I could find that out. Like I get blood reports, lab reports all the time. You know, it's like, oh, my A1C, my triglycerides. I don't, they don't tell me my blood type. What blood type do I look like I have?

A positive. Now that's a good question. A positive. A positive for sure. I am 100% A positive. Oh, you look like it. That is. Did you know that? No, I didn't know that, but you're type A plus plus. I'm putting Jason as can you be O positive. I think you can be. You got that for sure. For sure, man. Look at me. O positive. I am O positive. Dude, that is my blood type. I don't know that for sure. That is the most common blood type with about 38% of the population. Oh, man. has what? Oh, positive. They always want you to have

like medical information on you, to me, if I'm bleeding out somewhere, I know they can do a quick test, but don't I need that time? How fast can they get your blood type before they start giving me more blood? What do you mean?

I don't know. I'm saying you get in an accident, right? Let's just hypothetical. You're flying in a plane backwards. Yeah. It crashes. You're alive. You're bleeding out.

Okay. They're taking you to the hospital. You need blood. time. Save this man's life. You don't know your blood type. No one in your family knows it. The time between that and knowing it and getting you blood. Now, do they just give you universal blood at that point?

Is there universal blood? Yes, there is. Yeah, the O, right? Yeah, O. Just O, no positive? I believe just, oh. Yeah, there's a positive and O negative, I believe, are universal blood type. All he owes. So the majority of blood is O positive and O positive is universal. So if you had to take a shot,

you just go, you go, there's a good chance this works and then you put the blood. O positive is 38% A positive. Yours truly 34%. And then the rest of them, B positive, O negative, A negative, all those. 9, 7, 6, 3, 2%. The rarest blood, A, B, negative. That's Falcon for sure.

Now, when we were naming blood types, we're naming blood types. We're naming blood types. We got, okay, A. We got positive and negative. Okay, that makes sense. This other one's a little different. Ooh, let's go B. Yeah. Positive negative.

Okay. And then let's call A, B. Yeah, you're like, well, it's kind of like a little diffusion of the boat. This one is very different. What should we call it? Oh. Oh, what? What if he was thinking?

Type C. What if he was going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. What do we call it? Oh, all right. Mike always finds it interesting to analyze the way things happen. All right. Jokes are done. I have a serious genuine question.

question. Okay. We will not be funny. How do I, how do I find out my blood type? Like I, I'm looking at all my lap. You can get a test. Triclyceride. No, they don't check it every time you get your blood I've got like a million blood type like panels from my history and my Mayo Clinic. I can look at everything and I promise my blood type's not in here. Just ask them though. Ask who. Your doctor. I don't just see my doctor every day. No, but when you go for blood, but the next time your doctor asks, say, I'd also like to know my blood type. Okay, so you can search in the test results, years and years of test results. They're never giving you a blood.

They don't like run and your cholesterol. Oh, looks like your blood type is still the same. If I search A1C, May 7th, 2024, November 17th, 2020, October 14th, 2019. If I search blood type or just type, never, never been done. That's not a test. It's not like a, oh, but if it's so important, shouldn't that be in my medical records? People are wearing bracelets with their, their blood. type. No, they're not.

They sell them? Health record. If you have one of those health alert things, it's got your blood type on it. Because unless you ask them to do that, they're never going to do it. They don't, sounds like they don't care. Then it doesn't matter. They're saying your blood type doesn't matter. You're not getting tested for lots of things right now that you may need one day.

That doesn't mean it doesn't matter. You are getting tested? I'm getting tested for everything. But blood is just one of those things you might need. Is it in my like DNA report? No. Oh, darn, man. This is an impossible thing to find out.

I am going to... But how did you get yours tested? And you said, hey, doctor, I want to know my blood type. He looked in the mirror. My mother... Right. Okay, Jeremy, how did you find yours? My mom already knew it.

Same with mine. Yeah. So this is just your mom's told you this and it was so important to you, you remembered it forever? Yeah, mine's the universal blood type, so it's easy to remember. Where are they getting this information? $9.99 on Amazon delivered to night. You can get it done. Yeah, but then he is this

That's got to be a finger prey It's a finger prey Okay If you're not $9 and a little Al-wee Yeah, if it was $9 and no Owry Results in minutes

You don't send it in or not There's no saliva test That can tell you my blood type No That's you can tell you Saliva type You can probably bite down On your tongue

I'm surprised genuinely That your DNA Cannot tell you What type of blood That person with that DNA has That's very not surprising to me Really? Yeah, it's not blood.

Well, I know it's not blood, but your DNA can tell you things that aren't just DNA. I can tell you all sorts of things about you. You won't tell you whether you got a mustache. What? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Mike is nodding with me. Well, then I realized, like, it probably in your DNA is like, will you be able to grow a mustache?

That's probably coated in there. But blood type, no. Because no one cares. Your parents let you down. Maybe. Boom. Yes, DNA can be used to determine a person's blood type. Eat crow, you losers.

Go get it. Well, I don't know mine. I just, I googled, can you tell your blood type from DNA? And yes, you can. I've got a 23 of me somewhere. I haven't logged into then like 20. Or $9 on Amazon. And a fingerprint.

You left out the owie part. I'm not doing the alley part. That's why I'd do the saliva. If it was $30, would you rather spend $30 on a saliva test or $8, on an owie test. Which is pretty easy to be. Huh. Would you pick the blood test?

I would. Those don't bother me. Yeah, that's not a big deal. I'm not saying it's a thousand bucks. I'm just saying it's like, you know, it's an extra, it's a $20 bill to not have to prick your finger. Yeah, but it's also like a, it's a man test. Well, all right.

And you failed. F minus is my blood type. Um, okay. We're going to take a break and we're going to jump into some guess, guess, guess, goose. What time is it? Game time. All right. Apparently I'm the, oh, great.

Don't forget your goose hat. Yeah, you're going to wear the goose. Oh, you're going goose on the hat. Nope, goose on the hair. All right. We're playing guess, guess, goose. Owl Borland, can you explain the game for everyone, please? And your blood type.

You can't explain it? No. Okay. Well, let's. Can anyone explain this game? Where am I? Well, I've got a goose on my head. And we, is this the one where we pulled people?

Yes. Okay. So we are, we're asking silly questions have been asked. And we have to guess what percentage of people are in answer to the question. I was going to say yes or no, but it's, no, they are the answer to the question. Al, you're going to get fired. Yeah. Why didn't you just, like, you're the producer.

Why are you not doing this? It was an epic fail. I thought you were setting me up. Last time I tried to explain this, I stumbled all over the place. We don't remember that. I don't care. You don't remember yesterday. All right.

Three points if you get the percentage exactly correct. Two points. If you, the guesser, are correct within five points in each direction of the correct percentage. And one point for the people that are not guessing if they correctly guess higher or lower than the guesser. You'll catch on as we play. Okay.

I am desperately trying to find my blood. type here. Oh my God. I have, we already did. It's O positive. I have logged, I want to confirm it. I've logged into 23 and me. I can't find it, but I know that, you know, whatever. Well, Google tells you you can grab it real quick from your DNA, so no big deal. Exactly. So I go to the

search. They got a search in there, and I type blood type. And it says on the drop-down menu, what is your blood type? So I click on that. And then guess what? They're asking you. Money. Money. No, no, no. I get a survey that says, what is your blood type? And it's got all the types listed. I'm like, I'm asking you. Why are you asking me what my blood type is you have my DNA?

That's how they're figuring it out. Not a joke. That's how they figure it out. They survey millions of people and based on their answers, then they match up the DNA to see if the blood type's right. Wow. All right. We're beginning. Am I going first? Yes, you're first. Jason, put your, put your fingers down. Never. We're playing a game right now. Okay, what's the game? All right, let's go. Let's go. We're going to have a great time. What percentage of people own corn holders? So you're talking about corn on the cob. The pieces that go on the end of them.

What percentage of people own them? I feel like this is related to your blood type as well. I'm going to say. Wait, wait for the guys. Are you locked in on higher or lower? I've written down my. Oh, wait. We can't log.

I'm an idiot. Dude. What is happening? He self-sabotage there. Hi. I'm going to guess. higher. I'm going to lock in lower. Now, what's your number, Andy? Oh, man, I'm a moron. Keep going. I have to lock my number in first. One percent. Jason loses. I think the percentage of people that own corn holders is 53%.

Oh, okay. Then I've got my, this, I believe that this number goes down each and every single year. It is probably, the corner holders are leaving the earth. That's probably, true. It's much, it's very much something that I would guess. Wait, what? When we were kids. You have corn holders? Of course I have corn. How do you eat corn on the cob without corn holders? Corn on the corn. I used nature's corn holders. Dude, you are not cooking that thing hot enough. Let's just be clear here. It's 100% of the time that it's better to have used them. Yes. It's always more, it's a better experience. I'm going lower. I'm going higher. 53% is the number. I will.

I would have guessed 70%. The correct answer is exactly 50%. Wow. Okay. Is that good? Wait, that means he gets points and we get none? No, no, no, no, no. What's this we?

I get a point. Wait, what did you guess? Andy gets two points for being within 5%. He said 53%. Oh, darn. And then Mike gets a point for being correct on the higher or lower. What a great start from the guy wearing the goose on his head. Yeah.

That's solid. Can we quit now? 70%. Get out. Let me speak to 20% of you out there. If you're boiling corn for a long time for it to cook, it is scalding hot and it is best eaten scalding hot. You put the cornholders in the side and then you put a stick of butter out on the counter.

Yeah. You roll it on that butter. Yeah. You put it in that mouth. Fingers not burnt. It's delightful. I'm not debating. It's just to Mike's point, our parents' generation was got to be 75%.

They would have been up in the 70s for sure. Now, if the question was what percentage of corn. holders are cute little corn looking. Oh, that was a 0% in my house. That was Mickey and Minnie Mouse. Oh, okay. Again, I would have gone 70%. There was a time when you could give those as a wedding gift. That's not happening no more. All right. So you, you forced the corn to be eaten by other tiny little, you're holding on to tiny little corn things. It's as cute as Mickey and mini. Oh, man. Mike, you're up and I'm up in terms of points. Okay. What percentage of people

can confidently explain the difference between a macchiato and a latte. Step one, am I saying machiato correctly? You are, you are. It's not a machiato. No. Machiato and a lotchiato. So who can confidently. Percentage of people can confidently explain the difference.

I will go. Mike has to set the line, right? No, you need to lock in over or under first. I am going to say the percentage of people that explain the difference. I am going to go 35%. Okay. Okay. I'm locked.

I'm locked as well. I'm under as well. I thought it would be about 20%. I really wanted to say 25, but I thought it was going to get laughed out the room. No, no, no, no. I think it's lower. Well, wait, before you reveal, who in this room can confidently say what the difference between a latte and a macchiato is? I know a latte.

Little baby is. The Falcons are saying, yeah. That's it. Everyone else is no. Okay. So we got one and six here? That's why 13% is my answer. What's the answer?

I'm too high. The correct? answer was 14%. Oh. All right. Wait, do I get Jason? No, you don't get a bonus. We both get a point. Correct. But I don't get a bonus for being within 5%? No. That's two in a row though, guys. Two in a row. I know these

I know my people, the world. Okay. So we're sitting with Andy at one, Mike at one. No. I'm sorry, Andy three, Mike at one, Jason at one. All right. My question here, what percentage of people have televisions in their bedroom.

That's tough. This one's interesting because... I know there's people out there that don't. There was a time when we were growing up where that was a huge novelty. Yeah, that's the corn cob holder. They cost so much. And it was also just like kind of parents didn't want their kids to have the TVs in the room. I mean, you know, nowadays... This leads a little bit like, I'm like, is this an every bedroom? Because it's your bedroom's plural? No, no, no. All right.

I'm going to go 72 and a half. Wait, because I want to get it perfect. I'm going to go 72%. It's a good guess, I think. What percentage of people have televisions in their bedrooms? I'm going higher. I'm going higher. We're going to have zero points awarded this round.

The correct answer was 63%. Wow. Interesting. Interesting. A lot of elderly still living. I should get a point for being closest. 63? It's not how the game works.

Correct. Okay, just out of curiosity, in this office, we have six people. One hundred percent. Raise your hand if you have a TV in your bedroom. Yeah. Wait, Josh doesn't? That's not called raising your hand, deucer. Put in a little effort.

Hold on. No, the bigger thing is Josh is saying he doesn't. So you were right, Andy. I just put one in my room. I said there's a lot of old people. I said it's elderly. Yeah, the elderly don't have TVs in their back. Do you have one L?

We do now, but we didn't for a long time. We just put one in there. But how do you watch TV at night? We don't. Well, now. How do you? Now they do, though. Yeah.

Now he still don't. The irony is if you had, if you had skipped, what? If you had skipped the phase of when people were doing that, you could do without it now because the phones and iPads. Like if you just wanted to watch a show, you could just watch it on your phone. How do you fall asleep? Without the TV? What are you doing? I don't know if you fall asleep with a TV.

Yeah. Well, you just have it on and then you close your eyes. Yeah, that's how I do it. All right. And you feel safe. 3-1-1, no points on that one. I'm up with the second round. What percentage of people currently have at least one sticker on their car?

Oh, man. That's. What percentage of people are losers? Whoa. Just kidding. Just kidding. We sell stickers. We sell footballer stickers, Jason.

My dad has a sticker of our show on his car. Yeah. That's a winner. Okay. So at least one stick. I feel like a one-sticker person, I don't judge you. If you're more than one sticker, look tell your friends about the things you like don't tell me honest and in the on the window

is far more forgivable now than bumper sticker i have a number 100% bumper stickers ruin cars yeah i don't know how there's still a thing all right i've got a number i have zero confidence in my number is 22% of people oh man lock it in i'm going higher wow going higher jason's supposed to have been locked. I don't even care. I'm so confident. Wow. He's confident. So should I go with that? I'm going to go with your heart. I'm going to go with my heart. I think the most would be one and five. One in five cars that I see. That would be lower. That would be lower. All right. Andy really doesn't want to wear that goose next time. The correct answer is 24%. So Andy gets two. Mike gets one. Jason gets one. Let's sing it. Go. I'm going to be a goose. Let's go. Legendary goose things going on.

Both of years were within 3%. That is impressive. Very, very happy with that. Also, me squeaking these out over Jason. So we got Andy with five, Mike with two, Jason with one. What an idiot. All right.

What percentage of people will not say anything to strangers and elevators unless the strangers speak first? So how many upstanding citizens of the world are there? So wait, it's not, it should be 100%. Read it again. What percent?

There would be no conversations ever then. In an elevator. Yeah, I know. Yeah. There would never be a conversation if they're all like you. That'll be. Wait, is this a conversation or just, what was the word? What percentage of people will not say anything to strangers in elevators unless the strangers speak first?

Good morning. Okay. What percentage will not? Have a good day on the way out. Do you do that? Most of the time, that's when people say stuff, by the way. It's on the exit. Have a good one.

Oh, that's way worse. No, it's a super common thing. No, because you can't have a conversation. It's better. I get it, but that's still weird. Take care. Have a good one. I say, it was me.

All right, what percentage of people will not say anything? I am going to put it low. We're going to go. How low is that number? Let's go 18%. All right. So, Jason, do you have yours locked in? No, do you?

Yeah. What is it? You're going to answer first. I think it's going to be higher, but I feel like his number is so low that you're going to also go higher. And the only chance I have is being different. So I'm going to go lower. My number is 15. I'm going lower.

Oh, damn gum it! The correct answer is 78%. Will not? That's a lie. Like, I don't go. Yeah, that's a lie, too. I don't go into... Because I will do the morning.

Yeah, exactly. I don't go into an elevator and be like... You do that? I'm willing to. Okay. Okay. I like that about you. And if Mike is willing to...

Yeah, that's why I went so low. Is that no points in? That is correct. Perfect. I'm locked into the victory. Jason, you finish us up with your final answer. Oh, crap. It's you two for the goose.

You got to be within five. All right. All right. Here we go. What percentage of people? drink water straight from the tap when at home. Oh, boy. What percentage of people are animals?

That's what I'm thinking. Like, I imagine that their mouth is on it. You know what I mean? Like, the people that drink water, they don't fill a glass up with their tap. They just put their mouth. And they're not trying to catch it as it falls to the drain. They're trying to suck it out. Their whole mouth is over the nozzle and then they turn it on.

And they probably let it drain out and fall over. I was reading this question way different as more of just like who is willing to drink the tap water. That's what it is. That is the question. Okay. All right. No, no, no. Jayce is just picturing those people as mouth breathers.

All right. What percentage of people drink water straight from the tap when at home? I'm going to say it's disgustingly way more than I think. I'm going to go 45%. Oh, man. What a bad guess. you. Now, if you're within

5% you could win and make Mike the goose. For real? Not beat me, but make Mike the goose. Hold on. I just got to finish not last. Yeah. So, yeah, so if he gets it right

and I don't, he goes up by one. Otherwise, there's another. Yeah, and there's another. That's fine, because I'm going higher. I'm going higher. Us Arizona folk don't understand that like the rest of the country

can drink delicious, refreshing tap water. I'm going lower. It is higher. The correct answer is 56% Yes Yes Gross

So Jason will be wearing that hat next time Yeah Oh boy I'm happy to get rid of it The rules Yeah That's part of it

Yeah for sure That's part of it I like it All right We're taking a break We're getting into the draft The Spitballers draft All right

Today we are drafting The best pets For a super villain to have Okay So this is when you picture a supervillain, you can picture them with various, what do you call it? Just pets, right? Yeah.

An animal that lives. It's like a little sidekick that makes them seem more ominous or scary. Yep. So I don't like having the number one pick here because I have, I just feel like there's probably a common answer that maybe I don't love. I think ultimately when I pick the first thing I pictured for an evil super villain was the kind of stroking a cat. Yes, cat is the easy one-on-one. I mean, to be more clear, it's a hairless cat.

I mean, just the gentle, there's something that doesn't have to be hairless. The juxtaposition, the juxtaposition between the cadence of a super villain talking and then just, yes, yes, I will destroy the. that we're... Well, if you think about dog people versus cat people, it's like a good versus evil. You know what I mean? So it's like... Yeah, and just cats versus dog. The cat's

like... You want, wait. We're going to burn it down? Sweet. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, the attitude... Can I tear it up first? If you don't do it, I'm going to do it. Yeah, the cat will push the button. Agreed. Can we make sure the people are inside? I'm a cat. So I will go with cat with the one-on-one and I'm glad that that's a consensus pick.

Yeah, cat is a great pick. So I felt like this is the 102. I'm second guessing myself, but I'm going to stick with it anyways. Because if you're, look, if you're a super villain in your layer, you probably have an oversized aquarium. Oh, no. So I will take a shark. Okay. Yay.

Oh, I had a different. Oh. I have a different one which I won right now and I'm going to get. But that's not a bad pick. I'm taking the shark. I mean, a shark is awesome, right? You're rich. You've taken a shark.

out of the ocean and said, you're my pet. That's, I get that. Somehow the aquarium is like, it is the perception of money. Like if someone has a big aquarium, they could have this. I got a huge aquarium. Yeah, like this exotic animal that I know costs so much money. But if you have an aquarium, you're like, that guy's loaded. Yeah.

Yeah. I drive around one of those monster trucks with an aquarium in the back. Ooh, that's going to make a mess. You have another water animal? I do. I feel like in. I know what it is, man. It's in my office.

They're swimming around in my office. And it's just an aquarium full of piranha. Oh, okay. The piranha. Piranhas is on my list. You want to know where that guy I got in the fight is? In them piranhas bellies. That's fair.

I have disposed of them by feeding the aquarium. An evil supervillain having control of an animal that's dangerous in general is a show of power as well. Yes. Like I've tamed a wild evil beast. It's not. Yeah. the piranhas are not tamed. They're in my room.

They're just there. They're in my room. Pirana's a great pick. Yeah. So next I'm looking at, there's a whole slew of, you know, I've got the water. And now I'm going air. I want a, I want a flying animal. A flying piranha.

And there's so many ways I could go. There's a lot on my list that I like. But when I really think about, like, if I were the supervillain. if I was the one and I could pick the animal that shows I can do anything I want. It's a bald eagle. Oh. It's an endangered bald eagle is my pet. And he's standing up there and I can put my arm out.

He's going to fly and perch right there. You have, you have. Air and sea. Air and sea. Okay. I thought he said air and see. Which you also have. Correct.

Okay. You went bald eagle. I mean, not the bird I would have chose. No, I'm going to take the bird that I would choose. We're both going to air and see. Yeah, no, do you have a different water animal? I'm going to go with the raven. Yes, I get that.

The raven was on the list. You got to have the big old, that dark, scary black ominous bird. Oh, man. Yeah, the dark bird. And, I mean, the ravens, this is a Papa Josh question. The ravens protect the Tower of London. Am I remembering that? Yeah, that's correct.

Yeah, because they're, because they're men. menace to society. All right. What does that mean they protect the Tower of London? I've never heard of that. So the Tower of London, like there's a castle area, and there's an area where they have ravens, and they are, they've always had ravens living here and it's part of their, somehow it's protecting that.

Or is it tied into a supervillain? Are there supervillains that live there? You ever heard about the things that England has done to the world? Nope. Okay. You should look it up. They're responsible for a lot of bad. stuff.

You're up. All right. I'm going to go with... You're up. Yeah. I get it. I'm going to go... See it was an England joke.

Swish. I liked it. It was good. It was good. Yeah. I got five, six of us. This one is very complimentary to being able to walk around and show. Like, you guys have these big aquariums.

You've got to bring the people you're intimidating into your lair. I dangled him. I'm more versatile. Okay. I can go room. to room because I've got a snake around my neck. Oh yeah. So I'm going to go with the snake.

That's a good one. And then for my next pick, this is this is a power play as well because I have, you've got the I'm so intimidating that this animal is to me. It's a wolf. I've got a wolf on a leash.

I got a wolf on a leash and I'm walking around with it. If you had a wolf on a leash, that's right. That would be that'd be a very powerful That's awesome That's awesome Oh my gosh A wolf off a leash would be even scarier

Just trained by your side Like you can jump at me in a time I let him off the leash if you've been bad I haven't been bad So you went wolf And you went snake So to pair with my What do I got?

I got my shark I got my raven I'm going to take I'm going to go with a Komodo dragon Just a giant lizard Yeah I don't mind that that if you're a small child, you should stay away. Because my giant lizard probably eat.

Is that the kind that are like, you can't carry it? A comodo? No. You, I mean. It's not a lizard. It's a dragon. It's the kind from the Galapagos, right? Oh, that I don't know.

You don't know that? No, they're not Galapagos. They're kind of, they're in more places. Camoto? They're from Komoto. No, no, they're not. Yeah. That's what I think.

They're from Komoto. You know, that song by the Beach Boys. I got owl with that one. Where are they from? The islands of Komoto. Yeah, there it is. What the heck's in the Galapagos? The turtles.

Really? And the pygmy elephants, right? No, Komoto dragons do not live on the Galapagos Islands. They're native to Indonesia. Oh, yeah. And Matt brought the iguanas. The guanas. Oh, I was picturing iguana.

Yeah, the ones that go and they swim. and they eat the moss at the bottom. Jason, you have two picks. I have two picks and I was going to take a Komoto dragon for sure. For sure. I mean, that is nature's monster. You know what I mean? Like, there's nothing that is more of an actual monster.

Right. Than the Komoto dragon. I'm going to take an albino python. If you get a big white snake, he did. I already got a snake, bro. Oh, I didn't. I wasn't listening. I've been looking on my blood type this whole time.

He said, he said, Snake, I repeated the picks that he made. Yeah. I wasn't listening to you. I barely heard Komoto Dragon, man. Let me explain something to you. Let me explain some to you. The only way that I can tell. Oh, no, the only way I can tell is on my 23 of me, I have to search RS 8176-746 and see if I got G-G.

So then I go to RS 8176-746 and see what kind of my genetka-6. netics state on that and it and it's not working I can't find out my blood type nine dollars and 99 cents available by this evening with an owie all right so with comodo dragon and obviously a snake yeah off the list I have tons of great options um and I think the first great option I'm going to go with is it's it's not as cool as a wolf so it's an albana wolf and how by wait aren't wolves usually like white But they're not albino. Not the albino ones.

It just means that there's no pig. Man, this was just not as good. I don't want that. That stinks. You have to make two. I know. This really stinks. I am going to go.

A bug. I'm going to go with a giant centipede. Similar. Similar to my piranha. Okay. Dude, have you seen a giant centip? I have. They're both terrifying and deadly.

Are you handling it? No, I'm not handling. Am I handling my piranha? No. That was a great big. But I mean, like, if you just, if I went into some guy's house, he's like, look at that cage over there with a centipede. Yeah. You're like insects, huh?

If the supervillain had a giant centipede and had confiscated my shoes, then I might be a little bit concerned. Yeah, that would be a concern. Well, yeah. However, if I have shoes off at the door. If I have two weapons on my feet that can eliminate this bug, I'll be all right. I just grabbed. Namely boots. I grabbed them.

branch, okay? And I've got this little branch and I stick it down into this aquarium. And my little pet centipede, my big giant pet centipede, he crawls on this branch and now I'm just walking over towards you just having a conversation. He's getting bit by his own centipede. This is my, this is my, this is. You have to make another pick, embarrassingly enough. All right. Well, in that case, I'm going to get something great. I mean, you guys aren't going to see this coming at all because you're going to be like, whoa, what a pick. We won't see your centipede coming either. What a pick.

It's not very big. It's a giant. It's a giant centipede. I see it. It could be a foot long. Yeah. Let's think about a subway. All right.

Sandwich? Yes. Those are like 10. Okay, but they're big for a bug. Right? If you saw a bug that size. Okay. I'm going to take a poor man's

Komodo dragon. Give me the crocodile. Okay. A crocodile's not a poor man's anything. Oh, for sure it is. If you put a crocodile against a comodo dragon. I don't see how a crocodile could ever win.

It's about intimidation. Like, if you walk in with a crocodile on a leash, that's a good pick. I mean, literally, what did I just write down right here? I don't know. Gator. Yeah, I mean, that was going to be the next pick. You made a great pick. All right, thank you.

You're talking about my centipede? It's literally a huge step up, literally and figuratively from the centipede. Dude, my centipede was a tilt. That was a tilt pick after the albino. I didn't. I want to know my blood type. I just, I can't believe it's this hard to find. There should be a whole podcast.

Jason just actively looking. Yeah, it's hard to find. Am I back up? You have a shark, a raven and a commot a dragon. I'll take a tiger. Yeah, tiger's on the list. Would you like to make it over a centipede? I just barely.

Just barely. Would you like to make it a white tiger? Uh, no. No, that seems villainous though. No, that seems magicianist. Okay. 100%. That's a magician.

Like, sick free. He's got stripes, though. Yeah, but Sigmund Roy are going to do an illusion of some kind. I wasn't sure. I will make you disappear. Yeah. Like, maybe that's my bit, but. That's what the tiger says.

If history serves, the tiger is the real magician there. Well, then, look, my fine, I'm on a. He just, he did his own magic trick? The tiger sure did. I'm going to make your show go away. I will go with a hyena. Oh, that's a good pick. That's not on my list.

That's not on my list. See, that's a great pet. Hyenas are like, some animals just look evil to begin with. I mean, Scar from the Lion King has a pet, despite being an animal, he has a pet as a supervillain and it's hyenas. Yeah, yeah. Look, so I'll close it out. Cat snake, wolf hyena, Mike with Shark Raven, Komoto, Dragon, and Tiger, very powerful. Jason with the Piranha Bald Eagle, the giant centipede, and the crocodile.

Dude, what a great team. Land, air, sea. I did have this animal that I didn't feel like I could pick, but I think of with evil. Land and ground? Yeah, land is like you've got enough space. The ground is just for bugs. A Doberman pincher. Oh, yeah, sure.

I think of that. I had a bat. I had a bat. I was close to a bat. I was going to do the bulldog, but it's like, you got a wolf. A bulldog. A pit bulldog. Oh, no.

Here comes to the cuddly, just wrinkled-filled dog. Oh, look, he's licking his nose again. Thought about the panther, too, but the type is... Panther was on my list. I mean, it's because it's dark. Yeah. It's scary. And I wanted to just do it just a real...

Just a dragon. A dragon. Just like a real dragon. A dragon was the number one thing on my list, but I figured you guys would not allow it since it's not real. We kept it all to real animals and insects. All right. What did we learn today? Not Jason's blood type.

Oh, my gosh. that I want to know my blood type very much. But patience of this man. I learned I know someone who has an airplane as a top three place to take a dump. Oh, what a disgusting friend. It's so weird. We learned that Mike can't ride backwards in an airplane or so he thinks. Yeah, we learned he thinks he can't.

He sure can. No, I cannot. Thanks for listening. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thanks for listening to the Spitballers podcast. To see what other nonsense the guys are, are up to, check out spitballerspod.com.