Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Burlap Boxers & Senior Citizen Battle Royale - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: December 15, 2025

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What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Oh, what? Where am I? Uh, but thinky. What? That kind of grossed me out. That kind of gross me out, too. I like it.

Welcome into the spitballers, episode 350. What? Where am I? The olds, man. The olds are going to get their time to shine today. Yeah, we are, you know, that was a meaningful scat. Today we are drafting famous senior citizens for a battle royale. Oh, yeah.

Celebrities over 60 battle royale. Just like, I mean, what says episode 350 better than that? That's at the tibby top of the idea chart. We've been saving this. We'll hold on to it for a while. Sitting on this for about 50 episodes. Yeah, I mean, I find it a great accomplishment to somehow come up with drafts for 350 episodes. Personally.

Would you rather guess? This is probably our last draft. Guess guest goose today, Jason. Are you excited about that? I am, you know, I am excited. I know that I am the back to back. back triple goose goose loser but um that that ends today a gooser yeah i uh i plan give me your best impression of a goose a goose that's that's that that's just saying the word

um no we've got a great show for you today we'll kick it off here did you guys ever see uh it was one of the just the viral reels or the tic talk if you're young uh because we watch the we watched the we watch the good tic talk stuff on instagram when we're old yes that it's a uh a father and his daughter and they're in one of the hideouts because they're hunting and he's like he's been pumping her up of like

I got this deer call and they're you know yeah yeah because he gets like duck calls and so he sets it up so well it's so slow and he's like come here dear come here dear

and then the daughter just starts laughing Yeah, it's so stupid, but it's an amazing video. Come here, dear. That's pretty funny. All right. We'll jump right in. Would you rather?

Well, we're also, we're always answering the greatest questions in the world. Dan, from the website, would you rather have the world's nicest bed sheets, but all of your clothes are made of burlap, including your underwear. Wait, what? Oh, come on. What? Burlap. Burlap is like the, like the, like the. You don't want it.

I'm a sensitive? It's like when you weave wood? Is that what? In glass. Together. I got a Google. Or, okay, so you got burlop. Burlap clothes but nice sheets or the world's comfiest clothes, but all your bed sheets

and comforter are made of burlap. Okay. Well, hold on. So there's a burlap attack no matter what. A burlap attack. You must sleep in your undies with the burlap sheets. Oh, there it is. Because that was an easy one.

That was like, you have to be almost naked. I'll sleep in the comfy jammies that. protect me from the burlap sack. This is like what we used to do like potato sack races in. Burlap is a strong coarse, plain woven fabric made from natural fibers, primarily jute, but also hemp and flax. J-U-T-E-J-U-T. What is J-UT made of? Vegetable fibers. There it is. Rough open weave, giving it a natural rustic feel. We're off to a strong start, gentlemen. Look, Burlap is very coarse.

and uncomfortable, and I wouldn't, I wouldn't want to wear it all day long and I wouldn't want to sleep in it either. It's not even like, I feel like you can't even paint it's too thick and coarse for, for a canvas. Burlap is the worst. Except if you're a hipster. If I fall asleep. Hipsters love burlap. Oh, they're willing to endure the paint. Oh, man, they love burlap. Goodness gracious. Burlap is for sex. Go on, go on Etsy.com. It's for sex. A burlap sack. Not that kind of underpants. But go on to Etsy.com and it's 55% burlap. Really?

People like people wear it. People make clothes. No, no, they don't wear it. They just make stuff out of it. They just make, yeah. And I don't understand it. It wasn't closed because it was, they're like, what can we use this for? And they're like, how about a sack to store some stuff in?

It's got to be sturdy. I can fall asleep on burlap. It will be uncomfortable. While I'm asleep, I will not be experiencing the burlap. I will be asleep. while I'm walking around during the day I will 100% be awake while I'm walking around and experiencing the burlap all the time

therefore I'm choosing sleep counter argument when you are laying down on your bed the full weight of your skin is pressed against the burlap if you are wearing a because you can choose the size close

I have heavy skin you're right the whole weight of your body yeah the full weight of my skin I'm saying your full weight I have heavy skin what does that even mean he said the full weight of my skin the full weight of your body pushes your skin onto your skin is having the full weight of your body on the burlap okay got up if you wear baggy burlap clothes they can you know they're they're not just

wearing on you it's not tight against your skin only one of these do i have to wear burlap underpants and that's the one i'm not choosing i'm taking the sleeping because you get to wear Normal underpants. I'm not boxers. I don't wear boxers. You don't? No. I wear a boxer briefs.

Oh. I wore a boxer brief. I thought for sure you were just. Why you guys, do you remember? Do you remember? The 25th of September, also this. When we were, like I remember, I have a very specific memory. I guess so you guys, you guys probably don't.

But of like, in my cousin's house. I mean, I'm a youth. I got to be fourth, fifth grade. And it's like, I learn of boxers. Yes. And from that moment on, the sheer idea that you would wear wighty tides. The social pressure of boxers. Which at that time, I was still in underreuse, which I wore, I blame my parents for this, 100%.

Cartoons on them? Yeah. Oh, I was in, oh, Batman? Guys, guys. gentlemen I'm telling part of partly I'm telling the story because my father listens to this show

so he gets to hear this story now because my mom still bought me underreuse where the cartoon character is on your butt cheeks yeah right yep I'm in sixth grade uh oh

sixth grade it's pretty late and we are in physical education I've got a seventh grader right now and you know well here's the thing I'm saying I can't

fathom him in even close to your pants got pulled down cartoon no no no they did not I'm in physical education I'm in PE we're learning how to do backwards somersault your boy important your boy your boy

W end of the line W when you're growing up in P.E. means you do everything last that's because your last name is W yeah yeah oh I was like okay yeah as with you living in your privilege of an age and an you're right in the middle. You have no idea what it's like to be a W.

I was so happy not being a late letter. I'm at the end. We're learning how to do backwards somersaults, and your boy is struggling to do the backward somersault. I believe it. Come to find out, there's a hole in my buttocks of my shorts. Yeah, we know that, Mike.

Say that out of me. In the shorts of my pants that are exposing said under ruse. and someone catches a glimpse that I am still wearing the Androos And a little Wolverine I don't know It's probably gummy bears or some Oh worse

Way worse And I get exposed for this That is a bad thing in sixth grade And like I get called out And it's the like Are you wearing No Of course I'm not wearing this

So let's prove it I mean no Here I am As a 40 plus year old man Talking about This thing that was traumatic for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it just of like the, the transition of, of, of wighty tidies and underrews into boxers. It was a very, very big deal. It's, yeah, yeah. I do not

think that which would boxers were not more comfortable. No, they're awful. They're not more comfortable. Boxers are way. Not more comfortable. They're unsupportive. Some of us don't need support. Andy. Some of us are fine with that. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sure thing. I remember. Sure thing. If anything, they're baggy and they get in the way. Straight boxers are dumb. Straight boxers are great. No, no, straight boxers are shorts under your shorts. Yeah, that's all you need.

It's comfy. If I could wear no underwear, I would always wear no underwear. Why are you wearing them? What's the purpose? To stop the dirty parts of my butt crack from being on my shorts. That's the purpose of underwear. The inside of your shorts. Yes, the purpose of underwear is to keep your shorts.

cleanish. It's also it's all just to. I wipe too. You don't wipe? Of course I wipe. We're Bodeigh brothers. Listen, there's no other than the social pressure. Yeah, well, I mean, now I wiped then. I pat dry. Now I pat dry. I wiped and now I pat. The point is I don't want burlap on my

Yes, sensitives. I would agree with that. Okay. I won't take the burlap underwear, so I'm going to sleep. All right. Notre Dame from Patreon writes in, Notre Game. Would you rather have front row 50-yard seats to watch your favorite team lose 56 to 0 in the Super Bowl or watch your favorite team win the Super Bowl on your phone while sitting at your niece's kindergarten performance. The answer is not hard for a true sports fan. Correct. Because let me tell you, so we went to, we had the privilege of going with a close friend of ours

to the Super Bowl a few years ago, diehard Eagles fan. And we got the most prime Eagles versus Eagles Chiefs. This was part one. Right. And part one of Eagles Chiefs, the most amazing seats humanly possible. I mean, we were gifted these through, you know, through a sponsor of the show.

Yeah. And so 50-yard line on the camera side, you know, what is it? Perfect. Perfect. Ten, 15 yards up. We came in through, I think we saw like a pre-show. Oh, we saw Carol Crow. We saw Cheryl, man. Yeah, just like in person. You're bearing the lead.

Yeah, we're eating Tomahawk steaks at a buffet while Cheryl Crow talking. I mean, this is like this is otherworldly. You can't believe what's happening? Awesomeness. And we watched one of the most incredible games.

Yeah. And in the end, our buddy, who was an Eagles fan, watch his team not win. He does not have fun. That's not like a good time. That's not like, ah, it's okay. I'd rather watch the score update on my phone. I'm on my watch.

I'd rather find out about it tomorrow. Numbers on my watch than I would be first draw of a loss. If I knew that if I don't watch the Super Bowl, if the Cardinals were in the Super Bowl, and I was told, you're not allowed to watch this game for the rest of your life, ever. You can't see a highlight from it. It will be deleted from you.

But tomorrow you will find out they won. Let's say, take my memories. I will go. The Arizona Cardinals somehow made it to a Super Bowl. Where are we? This would be 2008. So 2008, this is quite a bit of... I guess it was technically 2009.

2008 season. And my father and I were, I mean, this is, we bonded over the Cardinals. Like, we've been through just the garbages of garbage. And like, this is one of our things that binds us together. And we go, we go to the NFC championship game because it's in Arizona. We luck, just crazy luck of the draw because of other teams. one and we win we're going to the Super Bowl and my dad's like we're I don't know what I don't know how but we're going to figure it out and we're going to go and I'm like oh yeah oh yeah so we do we

figure it out we end up in Tampa Bay I mean just like it's the the stories of Tampa Bay are wild but we go to the game if you did not if you're not sports fan and you didn't watch the Arizona cardinals we're winning the Super Bowl with about two minutes and 20 seconds to go they end up losing. Greatest moment of my life at that point. Yes. They end up losing in heartbreaking fashion. And we, I mean, I, I'm at this game. I leave. I become clinically depressed. Like this, which I'm, you think I'm joking. I'm not. I'm not, I'm not being hyperbolic at all. I'm talking a week later, my wife's brother comes over. And, and then later that evening, I, and my, my wife comes up me. She's like, my brother

asks, what's wrong with Mike? Well, see, last week, my team lost. This was a week after the game. I was noticeably to someone who doesn't see me very much, noticeably not not okay. No, your team losing the Super Bowl is catastrophic. Yeah. Also, front row 50 yard line seats. That's way too low. I don't think you want to be front row. That's way too low.

You can't see anything. Way too low. You've got to be like 20 rows up. Yeah. That's like it to be on the bench. If I'm getting on that field after the win, I can live with sitting there. All right. We did get on the field. Fee from the website. Would you wrap? But see. He still hated it. Yeah, we got on the field, but we didn't care who won. Right. That's true. We had a great time. That was awesome. What I really learned, the questions to this answer, Dan from the website, or no, this is no trougham. Yeah. Which is also very funny considering the circumstances of

which Notre Dame is going through right now. Yeah, fair enough. Of a full, you know, we quit. Yeah. I don't even know. Oh, we'll look and do it later, man. Spoiler, they're big fat babies. The rule, I think the best way to go to a Super Bowl is to go to one where your team is not in it.

Because I had a blast. There was nothing could hurt me. There was great. You could enjoy the experience without all the added stress. Yeah. Would you rather question from fee on the website? Would you rather permanently give up soap and shampoo? or toothpaste.

This one's so easy. Is it? Yep. Yep. It's so easy. I mean, I think I have my answer, so it's easy, but I don't know if we're on the same side. I'm not giving up soap and shampoo. How much is toothpaste actually doing?

Not much. Probably less than we think, and we're giving it more credit for just fresh breath. But gum can do that. We're all on the same page. That's why it's easy. You can still. You get to brush your teeth still. That's right.

I get to brush my teeth. just no toothpaste. Like what? Here's the thing. There's no way big toothpaste hasn't oversold it. Here, here's the thing. Whenever you hear about toothpaste and they're like, they're singing the praises, like, four out of five dentists. One dentist is like, I don't care. One of the dentists is like, that's bad. That's not good. But point being, don't people use like baking soda sometimes? Like, yeah, you're making soda? One out of water. One out of five dentist is like, no, I don't care about this. We didn't have two. When was toothpaste invented? this is a good point

because it can't have been invented a thousand years ago I'm pretty sure it's correlated as when teeth yeah I don't read about George Washington's teeth situation That's right They were wooden

His entire No they weren't technically That's the rumors The truth is He was miserably in pain Because of his teeth For the majority of his life Yeah

He had multiple sets of fake teeth But maybe that's what made him Such a great general He's ornery He's like he's like you know what we're going to go get him on Christmas because my teeth hurt

let's go and they're going to hurt like my mouth. They need to feel pain like my mouth. Goodness gracious um wait did he attack on Christmas wasn't it? I don't know you probably your mind always knows that Papa Josh are you not a revolutionary war guy weren't you there? I hate history

the delt he's had too much in his life The Delaware River, that wasn't Christmas? He launched a surprise attack in Trent, New Jersey on the morning of December 26. Wait, he lost it? 26! Hey, Christmas! Christmas! Immediately following his famous crossing of the Delaware on Christmas night. Yes! Oh, you did it.

But wait, you're telling me he had a surprise Christmas attack and lost? Well, he technically crossed the Delaware on Christmas, but didn't attack until the morning of the 27th. Wait, did he win or lose that battle? He won. Oh, okay. I heard it wrong. Which king do you bow to right now? I did. Yeah, I'm sure he lost some battles. The Delaware River was like a turning point attack allegedly.

If you say so. Oh, my God. Have you seen Hamilton? Yeah, I know it very well. Don't they talk about it? Not, I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't know if they do or not. He did lose several battles. Yeah, of course he did.

It's a general. No one goes undefeated. I thought he was. I mean, you think like, well, if you go defeated, you're done. I mean, he's undefeated against cherry trees. We know that. Would your body, but not dentists. No, no, no, no.

Would your body adjust to no shampoo and soap and just water? No, no, that's, I've still. What about your own oils and stuff like that? No, you'll still stink. Soap does legitimately blow my mind. I remember seeing, like, this was back in the time of COVID, where it's like, I like that as a quote. Soap blows my mind, man.

Soap blows my mind. But during the time of COVID, I remember some videos that were showing. people washing their hands scrubbing their hands with with hot water warm water like really and they were looking at like the germs that are on these hands and then you basically put one little drop of soap and it's totally it's like oh now they're clean and before it was just like moving stuff around it's good work soap and shampoo do good work what do they call um it kills your your natural but what they call it when you like when you break apart bacterial bonds with, like, rubbing.

What is that called? No one knows. A cleaning. What's the word I'm looking for? You're looking like... Some surface... Some people clean surfaces with a surfactorate or something like that?

Disinfecting. No, a surfactant? A surfactant. Yeah, surfactant. Yeah, clearly is a surfactant. Of course it's a surfactant. Kind of know a lot about surfactants. And I can't believe I didn't think that way.

Here we go. Surfactantly, I do. A surfactant? This is a real word? It's a compound that lowers the surface tension between two liquids. So, yeah, it is a real word. Like a detergent is a surfactant. Because it breaks bonds.

Like chemical bonds or physical bonds? Or like emotional. Or family bonds? Emotional bonds. We got to stop talking. Here we go. Did we take a break yet, Papa Josh? We have not.

Oh, we're going to do that now. What time is it? Goose, goose. It's time for guest, guest, goose, or in Jason's case, Goose, Goose, because he has lost three straight of these. If you say so. Jason, let me ask you something. What's worse for you on this video podcast, which is available at YouTube.com Spitballers pod

Spitballers Spitballers It's just spitball Should you What's worse You wear that goose For the fourth time Or we say

You don't have to wear The goose at all But you don't get to wear a hat Oh give me the goose Baby Give me that Delicious Christmas goose Succulent goose

Well we're playing again And A succulent Chinese meal For those that haven't Followed along Before you'll get a hang of it Really quickly We'll rotate

Asking a question the person that asked the question sets a line of what they think the answer to the question is. The other two participants guess higher or lower from the line. You get four points if you can guess the exact percentage, two points if the guess is within 5% of the exact percentage, and one point if you are right on the lower or higher. I will start us off with this one. After eating bowls of cereal, what percentage of people lift up the bowls to drink the remaining milk?

Oh, my. Great question. Oh, how do you not? It's a great question. high do we go here. So I have to set the line for us to drink the remaining milk. I mean, there's a lot of things that go into a bowl of cereal. How much milk did you put in to begin with? I've met people that put in half the milk that I put into cereal. When people put in like a splash of milk, I'm like, what are you doing? Why are you even? It's psychotic. Just, just eat it

dry. Just eat it dry. I don't understand it. I don't understand it. So I think that there are people like that. There are people that also eat in a hurry. They're probably not drinking the milk at the but I think it is a majority and the number I'm going to set. I've got the line. I'm going to set it at. I wrote mine down. I'm going to set it at 68%. Oh, man. I'm so close to your number. So I, I am going

68%. You're not close to his number. Micro 85. Are you going over? I went super majority. I'm going over. I went 70. Are you technically going over? I'm going over as well. Well, here we go, Papa Josh. Let us know what the real number is. And Papa Josh is figuring out to play this game for the first time.

Josh, did you know you have to have answers to this? I was not giving the answers on this. You were not. Oh, I win! I cannot lose! Are you telling me that we're playing... Hold on. You're telling me we are playing a segment on the show right now that you have half of?

He's even participating in the discussion in Slack about his own thoughts on it. I got him. I got him. I got the numbers. It is normally Al-No, no, no, no, no. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. You're in big trouble.

Hold on. You're in big trouble. Where did the answers come from? Jeremy. Just now. No. So you had... But I found them.

Okay. Okay. He found them. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Josh.

Jeremy is not here. Jeremy, lead producer of this podcast. You are filling in for him. Did you read at all what we were going to talk about today? What we're doing here on this show? Yes, I did. And then you thought... Don't say yes.

But then... right when it came time to give the answers, you're like, I have no idea what the answers. I have not here. I may have thought that you guys had your own answer. Okay, okay. We do. It's a game where we get. It's called guess, guess. We're guessing. We're guessing because we don't know the answers.

But the goodness is, I found them. He has them. He has them. I guess 68. You both went above. What's the real number, Josh? Well, Jason and Mike are smart because the real answer is 73%. Oh, wow. I'm within five. Are you? You went 68? Yeah. But they're also smart, so. That's how five works. But I got two points. You did. Okay. Good guess. Good guess. I was way over. Oh, my gosh. Well, Josh, look up their other answers and we'll keep going. I got you. All right. What was the answer? 73%. What are 27% of people doing? They might be in a row.

They're just tossing their milk. I mean, I love drinking the milk at the end of a bowl, but I don't always do it because sometimes I'm just like, I don't know. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like in a hurry. But if you were asked this question, you would say yes. I would say yes. You're right. All right, Mike, you're up. I'm just two to one to one. I'm still baffled by this. And also, I don't know the last time I had a bowl of cereal guys. It's been too long for me, man. Wait, was Jason within 5%? Oh, yeah. That doesn't matter. Oh, it's only me. Yeah. Okay. Because we're not supposed to give an actual percentage. Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah, it's just our guess. All right. Okay. Here we go. What percentage of people, regular.

pee in the shower. Okay. See, the hard part about this, 50% are men. The hard part about this is regularly. Regularly. Because if you said how many people have peed in the shower, I promise you, darn near all. The problem is...

Do women pee in the shower? I don't know. Dude, I'm not a lady. I don't know either. I don't know. I would imagine if I were a lady, I wouldn't. And you know what? I don't tell my wife that I pee in the shower.

I pee in the shower. Yeah, because everybody... I pee in the shower all of this. I pretty much pee in the shower. It's the same exact thing. Do you think you got different pipes? No, and I can aim. They connect at the bottom.

They connect at the bottom. And I can aim. The pipes go to the same pipe. Women can't aim, right? I don't know. I don't know, man. I worry it's like. That one got my, that one got my good.

Because it was such a genuine question. I'm just, I don't know. I don't think they can. No, they don't believe women can aim. Which means that to me, it's messier. It's messier then. If you told me every time I'd be in the shower, I would pee on my leg. I wouldn't do it.

That's fair. What do you try? What? If I had to pee on my leg in order to get it out. I would pee on my leg. I wouldn't. Who cares? The water is washing it all away.

You don't intentionally be in your foot, do you? This is a wild question because the range of this, the range of this percentages. All right, we need a percentage, Mike. Here's the problem with this game is you need the percentage of, truth tellers right because there's a shame associated yeah oh yeah yeah yeah but there's got to be anonymous we're not ashamed did you hear us whispering but we're old and we're all we were all ashamed we've told worse stories okay give me the number i think it's high i pooped in my pants you ever pooped in the shower after that stuff no i never never pooped a shower but you know

i've still got a lot of life left so what percentage the grade off what percentage of people regularly pee in the shower I am regularly is a tough word there yeah it is I'm going to go gosh 60 60% Jason where are you going to lock in it I've written mine down I'm locked

tell the truth so I my original number I wrote down was exactly 60 I've changed it before you said it I have my number written down go ahead and tell me if you're higher low my number's way lower I think it's 27% my number is lower I went to 40 So what is the real number? I think regularly, like I don't regularly pee in the shower.

You don't? No, I don't pee in the shower. I pretty regularly do. Okay. The answer is 62%. Oh! Bang! I should have stayed.

Wow. Good for honesty. People are so honest. I guess I would have been wrong anyways. Bang. At 60. So Mike gets two points. I was, man.

You are a goose. But here's the thing is, it's, I can't even help it. You get in there. You can't not be in the shit. No, I can't help it. Wow. The temperature of the shower. You've regulated your body.

It's like, as soon as that hits me, I am a wee babby in the womb. And it's washing your urine out for you. Yeah, it's like this is where you go to the bathroom. All right. What are you going to do about it? You're up. All right. I'm up.

And you're, I mean, down in points. But you're, it's your turn. Am I down in points? Yeah, yeah. Three, two, one. Wait, how do we? Oh, because you got close. All right, whatever.

I'm going to nail this. When given the choice of. mild medium or hot salsa what percentage of people choose hot oh man it's a great question is a great question i you got to break it into chunks really this is the hardest question we've ever had wow because it's i mean mild and medium i feel like those people are the same yeah it's the hot people are the unique ones yeah but some people really pride themselves on the hot salsa yes they do um man it's tough. They will brag about that. They won't brag about peeing in the shower. That's

true. Hot sauce is a bragworthy thing. I eat salsa in the shower. I think the majority of people while peeing. Yeah. I'm a multitasker. All right. I think the majority of people order medium salsa. Some order mild. Which means there is some

amount of minority that order hot. I'm going to go with 29%. Hold on. Let me get this breakdown. Just to understand. you're saying some people get medium yeah some get mild which means that some get hot i said the majority of people get medium the prime the the biggest you're going with two thirds sometimes get that thing i'm saying the largest of all three of these will be in the medium category all right so what's your number for hot 29% 29% i am going Mike went under at 18 so

i went taking the under i went up at 35 okay so i'm good we got a split here if i'm within five, I hope you're both idiots. Where are we, Papa Josh? You guys are crushing the being within five. Oh, better. The answer is 24%. Yes. Which means neither of them. Wait, no, no. Mike gets a point. I guess you went different sides. What was your number? 29. We were split. Wait, does Jason get two points? Yeah, he does. That's three in a row. That means I'm in last. That's right, baby, goose. Well, so far, three. Three more questions on the way. Four three two is the score. Jason, he has a chance to get rid of the goose. Yeah.

My final question, what percentage of people ignore pennies they see on the ground rather than picking them up? Oh, man. That's gone up over time. Hold on. I mean, you got to put up making pennies anymore, by the way. Yeah, we did. I literally never made a penny in my life. You got to factor in.

The government neither. Yeah. Yeah, they follow in your lead. When you find a penny, it better be heads up. Is that a rule? That is. I did not know that. That is.

I probably find a penny. Pick it up. If its head is basically. seeing no it's find a penny pick it up and all the day you'll have good luck that's the way i thought it was something about heads up oh crap find a penny pick it up i thought i would and don't step on a crack oh yeah mom's back yeah that's a problem what percentage of people ignore pennies they see on the ground rather than picking them up this is brutal i will say i'm just going to take a people that do ignore correct okay people that don't pick up pennies but also walk right

over also mike they see trash yeah yeah which people do ignore I'm going to say 50%. Oh, that makes it easy. Mike? Yeah, I'm higher. I was in the 70s. I was in the 80s. So, yeah, definitely going higher.

Okay, you both go on higher. I went 50%. You missed it by 1%. Oh, it is 44%. Oh, and we neither one of us. I missed the 5% by 1%. Not that I missed the actual answer by 40. Wait, wait, no one gets a point there.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're saying that 60% of people pick up pennies they see. This question was asked 25 years ago. No, I think it's, I think 44% is the number. Yeah, that ignore it, yeah. That ignore it. But when you said that I missed it by 1%, I thought you meant I missed the answer by 1%. I did too, but which makes me sad now.

He's a fill in. So nothing just didn't even have the answers, guys. Nobody got anything there. No one got anything. But I was so close. But you were so far away. Yeah, but no cigar. I'm not surprised because when you see money, well, there's two, you see.

metal, you see money, you pick it up. Not a penny. Dirty pennies on the ground? Do you know how tall I am? Six feet, brother. Yeah, me too. Yeah, five, five. Jason, it's, you should be picking up panties.

You got a goose on your head. We need a rule. All right, Mike. Six footers don't pick up pennies. This is getting tight, and we know a tie means that you keep the goose. Actually, normally Al would have one more question for us. John, okay, we got a tiebreaker. Start preparing for the tiebreaker.

Josh asks a good question that I want to pose to you guys. guys this is not game related quarter what denomination would you pick up quarter i'm not picking up i'm picking up a quarter i'm at i'm at nickel oh man i'm not over you need it to be silver yeah i do okay you give you give me that copper ablincoln bull crap i'm not picking it up all right you me wait oh who's on the nickel jefferson is it jefferson is it johnny jay i think it's dj does anyone know i mean these deucers don't know their butt from their heads america I will take. Who's on Tommy J?

Don't look. Or who's on the nickel? Who's on the nickel? I have. Isn't that Lincoln? No. No, he's on the penny. Oh, it's T.J.

Oh, look at this guy over here. He's T.J. I will. Who's on the dime? Yeah. Who's on the dime? Jefferson. Nah.

I just said. He's on the nickel. He's on the nickel. He's on the nickel, goose face. Uh, you didn't say Jefferson. I said T.J. I didn't know who that means. You did.

Who's on the dime? Is it Roosevelt? Franklin. Okay. And then the quarter is back to George. Oh, man. We've lost all of our listeners. No, no, they're in on this. The quarter's back to George. Yeah. Okay. Who's on the 15th cent piece, Jay? 15? Yeah.

We had a 15? No, we don't have a 15. He's trying to get him. Oh, I was trying to trick him with a pool. I'm going to pick up the Lincoln. That's my money. I mean, like, that's the $5. We used to have like a two cent, right? Lincoln's on the penny. No, we never had a two. We definitely had a $2. We definitely had a $2. All right. It's four to three to two. So I mean. Lincoln's on the $5. He might be on the penny too, but.

I'm picking up the better. Yeah. How did double dip? Yeah. What's up with that? He's pretty tall. All right, Mike, let's go. What percentage of people have blood drawn from their right arm? Let me ask you. I mean, just quick survey.

This is going to help people out. But I make a choice to go non-dominant. Yeah. That is everything for this question. And I'm trying to remember how. But it's also like if the seat is set up a certain way, no do you then change it or do you just go with what no no because the nurse says which arm it can't be simply 100% dominant like how many people are left handed and it's that because some right some right

hand of people have to choose to prefer their dominant hand right it why but i think the thought is because it's stronger it's tougher okay okay well i mean look it's mike's choice okay okay he sets the line that's going to make all the difference what percentage of people prefer to have blood drawn from the right arm. Right. So the right in particular. Okay. Which I've done.

I've done both. Really? Yeah. Never. You always go left? Yeah, always. Yeah, I prefer that, but I don't always. Okay.

So I think more people will choose the left arm because more people are right-handed. There is, what, what, left-handed is what? I don't know, maybe one in ten? 15%. I'm going to go, so Jason, you know? That would be a whole other question I don't know the answer to. Prefer to have blood drawn from.

the right arm. I am going to I'm going to go. I'm going to go 20. 20%. From the right arm, 20%. It's a good line. That's not bad. I'm going to go more. I'm going to take the field, if you will. Okay, I'm looking up left.

The problem here is that I can't gain on Jason. If I choose. If we keep tying out, then you continue to lose. So you said 20, wait, you said 20% of people choose their right arm. That's a great guess, Mike. I'm going to play the game. Although, man, should I live for the final question?

I'm going to stay with Jason. I'm going to go higher. I think I'm really hoping you play the game. I, now that my answer is in, my answer is too high. Okay, let's hear it. Too high. Let's hear it. Mike, you're within five again, buddy.

The answer is 25%. Yeah. I was too low. But I got my points. I was so close. Mike got two. We both got one. I'm still up on you by one. But you're the question. Ask her now.

Yeah. So if I get it right, if I'm within five, you can't catch me. Correct. But that's hard. If I get it wrong. Who's keeping track of the score? You've got to get it the right way. And then we have a tiebreaker. Josh, I presume you are completely prepared. No, they're, okay. I went from two to six. Yeah, it's a bad work. What are you doing back there, Falcon? We can't do this show without Jeremy. Owl, you have...

Please tell me you have a tiebreaker ready. I saw two. I got you. I got you. It's not as... I had two points in the... All right. Right now, Mike has six, Jason four. I have three. Jason asked the question, which is great, because I can just... If I just get higher or lower and he doesn't get within 5%, we can be tied. What percentage of men prefer electric razors as their go-to-electric base-shaving... Wow. Of course. Of course, because we've had this debate ourselves.

Oh, yeah. You're an electric guy. I do not like electric. I am an electric guy. I can't imagine having to... I know, Truman. Straight razor. But if I've learned anything over the years,

it's that I am usually in the minority. I'm on your side. Magnet man? Magnet man. I have not used a manual razor on my face since I was probably 16 years old. Man. All right, set the line, Jay. All right. We'll see if you end up giving me the goose or we tie.

I'm going to set the line in the minority. I think that I think the minor because it's still there's a cost to enter electric saving. So I think the default for most men is because they don't understand the savings. They don't understand over time. You don't have to keep money. You have to replace the razor. Are you a straight razor, Josh? Yeah.

Okay. All right. I mean, not straight razor, but like a blades. Yeah, blades. Blade, falcon, metric, electric, electric, okay. That doesn't help at all. It doesn't help. I'm going to go 40%.

Higher. higher higher use electric yes okay my number is 60 okay my number was initially the majority i'm going to go higher yes let's hear it the answer is 38% oh no wait you get two points you just yes jason i did it you did it get this goose up of me you're the goose so you recognize that while You can't, so this is perfect, because like last spitballers, you're certain times a billion. This one, you can't, first you start with, I can't fathom how anybody would prefer it. And then you chose it as a minority. As I also, you're an idiot.

As I already said, I recognize that I live in the minority. My opinions are correct. But the minority of people have good opinions. That's what I've learned over the years of. spitballers is... What percentage of people are left-handed? Give me the guess. I can give you the name.

I would guess. 15%. Mike? 10. 10%. That makes sense. I am the goose for next time. And we are going to take a break and do some draft. It's not me! The Spitballers Draft. We are drafting famous senior citizens for a battle royale.

We're looking for those 60 and older in the celebrity world to join our team and fight to the death, which is kind of morbid. They're close to death anyways. Here's the interesting thing. There are, when I was going through to try to pick people, obviously a lot of celebrities over 60. A lot of famous fighters, either on screen or in reality over 60. but if you're way over 60 I'm thinking you're the age now that you draft them right so if a celebrity's 91 right now but was a great fighter

they're 91 on my team right yeah oh for sure the age that they are on my team yes and when we when we post these we should probably include the ages yeah then I'm taking I'm going complete wild card here because I have some names that I thought would be at the tippy top of my list but it's i'm i'm i'm going kiano reaps yeah i'm taking he was top of my list he's 61 years old he has actual martial arts training and he has the age advantage over a lot of these other old interesting because i had some big names at the top but i'm i'm making a pivot

i to take a guy who's barely above six would that have been tell me you haven't seen john wick four without he's not moving quite the same i get it john actually have seen it and um dude john and you know what and here's a john wick four awesome awesome great every john wick movie is awesome amazing but watched john wick one which was made in 2014 and watched john wick four which made is 2023 that's a very different man yeah okay and because he's because he's running his own stuff like that's that part of why keanu is awesome is because he's he's the one out there doing it. Part of why I picked it is also. It's also the

awesome factor. It's who I want to hang out with. You're hanging up, but they're fighting. I know, but I'm going to have to at least be with them before the match and I want to be like, let's go guys and have them. Whoever's left at the end? I want to have guys I'm happy win. Like, I'm happy for them. Obviously they'll win.

Mike, you're up. Kianno's just the best. Fantastic. Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan, how old is he? Don't care. Don't care. Jackie Chan is... Jackie Chan's great. Jackie Chan is... He's 71. It's fine. It's not bad. Dude, that guy, that guy kicks so much butt. He's great. He's Jackie Chan movies. I know it for if you're in the younger demographic, do yourself a favor. Rumble in the Bronx. Super caught. Rush hour. Rush hour. Come on, mate. No, I'm talking about real Jackie Chan movies.

I'm talking about fun ones. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not these PG-13 bull crap where he's here for just the laugh go watch him do his own stunts where he's jumping five stories or where he's hanging on. You've got 71 year old Jackie Chan Mike. I know, I know, but that man 71 year old. That man, I my guy was in the Matrix, all right?

I promise you that Jackie Chan still has it. Did you ever hear him talk about filming Rush Hour? No. And the cultural differences of the jokes. Oh, yes, yes. None of the jokes were funny to him. Yes. He was just there. Oh, dude. Jason, two picks. Jackie Chan rules. I think there's a good draft to have

Yeah, no, I'm pretty happy. I've got about five guys on my list that I would be pretty doggone happy with, but I'm going to start with a mountain of a man. I'm going to start with a man who will age better because he's got more than just blood in those veins. If you know what I'm saying.

I'm going with the Terminator himself. He's got some assistance. Give you Arnold, Schwarzenegger. I've seen him. He's 70th years old. He's still smush you. He was in close contention. issue is and Arnold rules too the 80s movies I mean

80s wouldn't have been 80s and 90s would not be the same without Arnold like a fun game to play with your favorite actors and actresses is go look at the run that they had and and often you're like you'll be really surprised to be like

oh it was really it was just three it was three movies felt like it was like a 20 year run it was a life time Arnold's run of nonstop bangers. He's the only one that can compete with Jim Carrey. Is Jim Carrey with him? Yeah, yeah, with him. Yeah. Is there you going to draft him? Uh, well, I, probably not. I'm saying bang, the amount of top notch bangers. No, the Arnold movie, the run of the 80s and early 90s is

legendary. Speaking of legendary, my next pick. My next pick is legendary. But can, can Arnold actually fight that? That's the one thing I thought about with. I don't know. I think he's against all these old men. I've got one. He's not beating. I've got a strong man against old men. I think if you put Keanu Reeves and Arnold in a fight, I think Arnold has. What is, do we, what is Keanu's training?

Guns. Is it judo? I don't know. He does not get guns. No, no, of course he doesn't get guns. Does he have any like actual hand-to-hand combat training? Judo. Yeah, okay. And, okay. And Brazilian jiu-tzu. Okay. We'll take it. Yeah, I mean, I, he might beat Arnold. Maybe. Maybe. But, but, but, but, but, you know,

But you know who he can't beat? Who's that? The legend himself. The guy who age doesn't matter, okay? Because you can't kill him. Are we on total gym right now? I'm taking Chuck Norris. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because when Chuck Norris does a pushup, he pushes the world down. Okay? You cannot beat a team with Chuck Norris on it. This is the true martial arts master, unbeatable at any age. So is this true that he is a 10-3-3-3-3-1. Black Belt in Chun Kuk-Doo, which is founded by him. Sounds perfect. Chuck Norris makes martial arts.

He's 85. He's the issue with Chuck Norris. I'm happy you picked him. Number one, 85. Number two, you realize that Chuck Norris, the jokes. They started for a reason. Because he was the most amazing martial artist in the world. He, in fact, was not. No, that's not true. He won so many karate tournaments. Him and Jonathan Brandis in sidekicks? No, he was the, that's like saying Bruce Lee was a joke. No, no, no, no, no, no.

He didn't win himself. It's identical. You are comparing Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? I am 100% comparing them. No, Chuck Norris won karate tournaments. This was a real martial artist. In elementary school? 1972.

So he was a grown man. After losing. He was a grown man. You're not comparing Norris and Bruce Lee. I think Chuck Norrisen is prime against Bruce Lee and his prime would have been a fair fight. Is Bruce Lee still alive? He's not right. No, he's no. He's long gone. Okay. I was like he's not on my list.

You're chasing. Bruce Lee. I'm not anti-Brus Lee here. I can't believe you're anti- Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was a real fighter before he was an actor. Real fighter. No, not. It was, this happened. Real life. He did. He went and he beat people up. Oh, hold on. Josh is, uh, Josh is sharing some updates with us. That this comes from, What did you search here, Josh? This sounded familiar, but whether Chuck Norris actually admitted that he would lose to Bruce Lee. Yeah.

Because Bruce Lee is an actual trained fighter. No, hold on. Chuck Norris literally is a trained fighter. Chuck Norris, quote, Bruce, of course, would beat him. Nobody could beat him. Exactly. Because Chuck Norris, while an amazing fighter is a humble man. He is everything.

All right. So your team is Schwarzenegger and Norris. Mike has Jackie Chan. Mike, you got to make another pick here. Okay. We're running out of we're running out of people who can really fight.

But. But that's not all that matters. No, no, no. You got to have some moxie. Intimidation. I got to Chuck North really fault, establishing himself as a legitimate undefeated world karate champion

in the 60s and 70s before acting. He was fighting. I mean, I have a little white kids from America who didn't know how to do karate. I've got nephews that have won karate fights. Just winning a fight don't matter. He was a professional undefeated karate master. Okay.

So I see defeated, but go on. Now, I'm going to. Norris suffered the 10th and final loss of his career in 1968. Eventually, eventually he lost. The 10th and final? The 10th and final? Walker, Texas rate. He held a competitive record often cited 65 and 5 in higher in

Before they stop putting the losses on. Retiring undefeated in professional full contact middleweight champion. I will not stand for the besmirchment of Chuck Norris. I'm here for it. Okay. Now the besmirchement. Yeah. You're talking about tournaments, right?

Sure. Just like that's small time. Oh, yeah? What if you are, what if your fight is with? than the government, the United States government, and you're pretty big, and you can fight. Okay. You may not have won your fight with the government. Wesley Snipes.

Oh, okay. I like it. I'm taking blade, baby. Yeah, I like it. I like it. Wesley Snipes is no joke, man. The only thing that could defeat Wesley Snipes was taxes. Was tax division.

Look, we've all been there. Who amongst us hasn't gone to prison for a little tax evasion from time to time? Blade did. All right. But Blade demolition, man. Simon says. Oh, demolition, man. I will take.

Simon says bleed. I'm taking John Claude Van Dam. Oh, he was on my list. He's only 64. Yeah. So that's a huge advantage. And my third. He can definitely do the splits.

I mean, if you need a dance off. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Undefeated. And I'm going to take a wild one. I'm taking. I'm taking. I'm taking Danny Trejo.

I don't know. Oh, yeah. Oh, that pick rules. No, we all lose. We all lose. Because Danny Trejo knows how to really handle business. We all lose. Oh, but he doesn't get a machete.

He doesn't get a gun. It doesn't matter. Danny Trejo comes from, he comes from the- dude is like gang stuff. He comes from the actual world of robbing, killing, doing all that stuff. Was he in the cartel?

Probably. He's been, he's served time. and San Quentin and Folsom. Dude, you don't mess with that guy. Yeah, Chuck Morris is a dead man. I agree that when it comes time to actually... I had to make sure you're still alive. He's not on my list and I'm so sad about it.

Danny Trehal, baby. When it comes time to actually finish the kill, I would agree that Danny Tre will be like, yeah, here, walk out of the way. I'll take his throat. Danny Trehal's the pick, man. That dude rules. Oh, but every He is his

He's 81 Oh, I don't care Yeah, but you know he's fine I don't care He's mean grandpa He is mean grandpa He is a catcher's mitt of a face That man's not skin anymore

It's just leather No, it is, it is There's nothing left All right, there you go There's my wild card pick Let me throw you off with that one You're back on Mike All right

Um So this one I don't know if you guys will truly realize the power of this name because here's the thing does he have fighting experience I have no idea

honestly I have no idea but I've seen this man and this dude is so old and this dude is so jacked that there's no blood left in this man's body it is just human growth hormone oh please don't take the one I want

I don't know. I have no idea where you're going to go. I just know the one I want is like famous for human growth hormone. Oh, oh. There's a few of them. Yeah. There's a few of them. No, but lately this man might be trying to sell you some insurance. But you put this guy in a tight black shirt, aka Wiplas. Whiplas. It's J. Poop Poop. Jay Simmons. A.K. Simmons, if you ran on that joke, that dude is that. And when he's wants to be scary.

Yeah, he's scary. He is like, real scary. Imagine having to go to J.K. Simmons and say, sir, I am going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. You would not have that conversation. He is so intimidating. So I don't know if it's intentional. So I'm going to say he's so unintentionally mean and scary and intimidating.

And his arms are so yoked. for an old man I'm taking him on my team he's on the list he's on the list he's only 70 Jason you have Schwarzenegger and Norris you get two picks left okay

uh well the the one that I knew I wanted uh who is currently I mean I remember a decade ago he came out in an interview dude I'm looking at Jake's did you guys see that Santa movie he was in he's just scared he's he's

he's shredded what is this dude made of. But I know someone else who is up there in age, in his 60s, who is also shredded. He is much more shredded than JK. No way. No way. His neck and his face have muscles, Mike. Okay. Okay. Hit me. And this guy, I think like a decade ago, was like in an interview saying like human growth hormone is the future. I don't understand why it's not legal. Everyone should be on it. It's a fountain of youth. And it's been okay for Sylvester Stomwell. I knew the guy who got caught in Australia for the H.G.H. I mean, look at him.

He's looks like a, you know. He's like 4-8. I don't care, man. Stallone was on the list. 4-8 and can bench press a house. But Jakey Simmons will step on him. He might be crazy. And because of that, I'm afraid.

I'm afraid he might like. How tall is Jake E. Simmons? Ruin my squad, but Stallone was on the list. You got another pick. Jakey Simmons is 5-11, dude. Dude, you're done. Look up Stallone. Okay. Stallone was rocky.

Okay, when it comes time to box and punch and swing. Stallone's 510? Boom. No, he's not in your bra. He wasn't before HCHH, Mike. He's almost 6'3 right now. He's still a growing boy. All these other people trying to do it the natural way, he's like, I'm going to be the Hulk by the time I leave this Earth.

So I search Stallone height. The first thing that pops up, you know, the Google results, it's five. 10 and the first result Sylvester Stallone oddly looking quite tall next to six yeah the only thing I have to worry about with my team darily short the only thing I have to worry about is tumor growth with with all the amount of HGHs there's no in my team um all right mr. Sly's height at the peak of his life was five eight or five seven three quarters now he's currently five foot six he wears three inch lifts that he will use to step on J.K. Simmons.

How tall is Stallone? We've got to get to the bottom of this. 3-7. All right. I want an athlete. We haven't taken any athletes. We've taken some fighters. We've taken some celebrities. I want Herschel Walker.

I want a good... I want a professional athlete. And the only reason I even thought of this... And a little bit psychotic. Yeah. You want... Some screws have come loose. Nice.

good luck catching Herschel Walker you old men when it's like I just jog out of your way Yeah it's a good pick Also It's funny because when I was looking this up I didn't think about athletes I saw something that said Ray Lewis was 60

I was like oh I'm taking Ray Lewis 50 Oh yeah Now what so I've heard tale Because I've seen interviews of Walker And if you see him I mean the dude is still a specimen He was an NFL player Legendary

Is he a Hall of Fame? Oh, he has to be. I mean, just legendary running back in the NFL back in the day. So you know he's good. No, he's not in the Hall of Fame. What? I think he had his career was a short career. It was too limited.

Yeah, yeah. But the point being, he was a college football hall of fame. He was a legendary NFL running back back in the day when you could get away with certain things. And the game was a little tougher. Wow. And he still yoked to this day. And he talks about in interviews, he's just like, like, yeah, I just do like pushups.

Yeah, he was famous for that. No, it's that's where, I'm asking you. That's where one punch came from. I'm asking you. One punch man. Is that guy really just doing push-ups? But he doesn't do like 50 push-ups. He does like a thousand push-ups a day. I don't care how many push-ups you're doing.

I think you're doing. I think body weight exercise. Stop trying to move me along. I'm talking to move me along. I'm talking about it. Norris, Stallone Walker. You have Jackie Chan, Wesley Snipes, and J.K. Simmons. We're going to, Can he fight? I have no idea. Is he crazy?

1,000% Tom Cruise. He was on my list, yes. But you just were like, look up his height. He'll step on him and then you take Tom Cruise? Has Sylvester Stallone strapped himself to an aeroplane and taken off where you're just strapped on and you're holding on for your stunt and then you do it 15 times? But you're able to do that when you weigh 20 pounds and you're four, foot seven. No, you're not. So no you're not. So that's who

you're asking about? No. Well, Stallone's height is, is, we, it's undetermined. First is, he's still growing. He's still growing. He's not five ten. He's, he is. He's, he is now. I promise you, he's not five. He absolutely is now. He's not. On an apple box. I'm going to counter the Herschel Walker with a player that's a little more broad

in his skill set. He's 63 years old. He knows everything, so he must know fighting. Bo Jackson. Oh, Bo knows. Oh, Boe knows. How's that hip? I mean, I don't think your hips are doing any better. I'm just saying a career ended by a hip injury and then you're old. I don't think the hip is a dog. He can use a baseball bat better than Herschel Walker.

Yeah, but you don't get one in the fight? He's bringing one. Bonos. Bono smuggling weapons. Keanu Reeves, John Claude Van Dam, Danny Trejo and Bo Jackson, Jackie Chan, Snipes, J.K. Simmons and Tom Cruise and then Schwarzenegger, Norris, Norse, Walker. Honorable mentions I had written down, didn't pick,

Liam Neeson. Yeah, for sure. Cruz would have been my last pick. Harrison Ford, because I feel like if you can land a plane in your 70s, you might be able to get through a fight. No, but it's like Ford and Neeson, I've seen them walk. Same to Patrick Stewart, who I just won on the team, but he'd get annihilated. He'd get annihilated. Just to pump your team up. You know who's older than I thought, Brian Cranston? Yeah. He's 69. I really wanted Robert Downey Jr.

But we got to wait about another month before he's 60. Oh, man. Vigal Mortensen. Yeah, Vigo. Oh, the Vigo. And if we're adding to the crazies, I really wanted Mel Gibson because the amount of hair that's on his face. I think he's Wolverine. I think he's literally become Wolverine.

My sneaky pick I did not go with was Billy Blanks. Who is that? Tybo. Oh, yeah. I remember him. I thought somebody might go Bill Russell. I wanted someone like that. I just wanted Shaq.

But Shaq's 53. Oh, man. I mean, that would be unfurred. fair to have someone like that. What did we learn today? Before I interrupt me, I saw Kenny Smith on TNT. Oh, he can't walk.

Shoulder check Shaquille O'Neal into a Christmas tree and he went down like a sack of potatoes. Yeah. Yeah, they're not, they're retired for a reason. They're not very sturdy anymore. I learned today that the majority of the world is like me. They're like a good non-electric razor. That's funny because I feel like what I learned is that the correct opinions are held by the mine. of people.

Unless you're in the majority. Did I learn anything today? I mean, I got a little more faith in humanity with the people who admit that they pee in the shower. You know, it's crazy, too, is Papa Josh learning needs the answers to the quiz if he's going to run the shell. How does a teacher possibly grade these papers? See you later, everybody. Goodbye. Episode 350 is done.

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