Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Cupcake Conflict & Things You'd Want in a Treehouse - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: April 13, 2026

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What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, pop! Okay. I can respect it. I can respect it. That works. I mean, it's episode 363.

That works. what it is, man. Welcome into the spitballers. Would you rather on today's episode? Decisions of extreme importance, obviously. Sounds pretty important. We don't deal with like needless. Minusia.

Minusia. Which ketchup should I get? Shut up. We're dealing with extremely important situations. Yeah, the answer is the What a Burger fancy ketchup, but yeah, or it's spicy. Or it's spicy. Yeah, of course. And today we're drafting things that you would want in your very own tree house.

because well I never had a tree house because we never had trees I won't say we do they do they like

do is are we still doing tree houses I think so yeah yeah tree houses I don't think there is common I don't think there's common as they used to be in the 1960s

when people had work ethic and time oh you think they're correlated to not being on your phones that's hey number one I'm so bored I'll build a house in a tree yeah

well I mean in that I feel like you're saying it's up to the kid. Yeah, it is up to the kid. They're built by kids. The kid, no, the kid does not build the tree house. The kid does not build the tree house. Kids do build tree houses.

I don't think, I don't believe you. No, the ad, they're not good. So that was the question is. It would fall down. The tree is, be destroyed. The dad and the kid. I show up at your house. Unlimited two by force.

Can you build a tree house? Unlimited two by force? Yeah, I'll get there. Yeah, unlimited, I can hit enough nails to hold that thing up. Are you saying that I can have enough scrap? Yeah, yeah. You're saying that the floor would be made of two by fours? Well, not only two by floors.

Oh, okay. What else? Wait, that's why they call him Jason. It's why they call him two by floors. Oh, my good. That's why they call it that? Oh, come on. Come on.

Two by floors. I thought you were going to hit applause because I liked it. No. That's awful. Mike was in on that. Oh, gross. Two by floors. What are you?

think the floor is, Jay? Two by four if I had enough two by fours. The frame of the floor might be two by fours, but you're not walking across two by fours. What are you walking across? Plywood. Yeah, he's got you there. I mean, like, I am. No, you don't know.

You don't put plywood down in a tree house. No, you don't. It's beams only. You beams. So you're, you're saying they're building a deck up in the tree house. Yes. No, they're not. Yes, they are.

How many, how many tree houses have you built? Genuine question. Zero. Yeah. How about you? How many of you? Hey, no more questions at this time. Now you want to talk about

Hidden Desert Brush Oh, like, holes in the ground that we built out here? I don't even mole hole. I don't even what we call it. Cave? Sure. Like a desert cave? A cardboard cave.

Yeah. It's made of like... Papa Josh. You grew up not in Arizona. Did you have any tree house? And you grew up in the 60s. No, but we had forts. Yeah, forts. That's what we did.

They weren't in the trees? No. They were called ground tree houses. Do you, Josh, Papa Josh, your grow up, oh, your grow up was Pennsylvania? Yeah. They got trees. Yeah, I just never had an actual tree house. Why lift it off the ground?

Not enough two by fours. But we'll get into that shortly. Let's do some would you rather. Would you rather? Would you rather your shoelaces become untied every 15 minutes? Or all four car tires need to be topped off with air every. week. So the hard Oh man. Why is

why is filling your car tire so annoying? Why can't we get to the point? What do you mean it used to be? I used to have to do What people do this for you now? Discount tire. Hashtag. Hashtag not a sponsor. Hashtag would love to be a sponsor.

That's not convenient to have to drive to another establishment. I would if Oh, I agree, but it's way better. If I could genuinely, like, sometimes. I have a little electric pump. Not every time. air filler upper thing. You can't plug into your car. You just can't do any hard work, can you?

And at home, at home, I have this. Oh, I own it. I got a question for you. Hard work is not buying something. You're, um, the, the attachment piece that goes onto the tire, right? Mm-hmm. Is this a clamp or is this a screw? Most of them are going to be clamp, aren't they?

Yeah, you push it on and then you put, most of them are that little, uh, a thumb button that you push down for a sec, put it on and let go of the thumb button. Mine is more like the bicycle. What fancy thing are you talking about? I'm like the bicycle where I push a thing on and then I close the flat. And you close the flat. Right. My original though was it was a screw.

That seems better. No. It takes a long time to screw it on. And also once you've done all four tires, I guarantee your, you're the knuckle of your index finger is destroyed. I would never do all four tires. My point is that if I, I do have the ability to do it at home. tires, he says. And which are the most important cars, Jay?

I cannot wait to eat you during an apocalypse. You are going to be useless. What is this fancy contraption, Andy? No, just look at the end of it. It's a... I know. I've never seen this. So my truck has a built-in air compressor. It's still annoying to hook up the hose and fill up the tires.

I'm just saying... It has that... I've never seen this clamp. I've only seen the bike tire where you push it on. buy something new. I did. It was the bike tire one. We can tell the tire pressure of all of our tires, right?

We can sense it. You get the message inside your car, low tire pressure, right? Why can't we just fill it? We can sense it when it tells me exactly about. Like I feel a tingling on the back of my neck and I'm like, let me touch my menus and see what they are. I just want, why can't. We can't all sense it? Why can't the car freaking just fill them?

I would agree with that. Like, why is it there a bill? You have the little, what do you call the nipple? What do you call the thing? Is it the nipple? You had a word for it. The valve? Thank you.

No, not the valve. What do you call the cap? What do you call the cap? No, he had a funny word for it. I did? Yes. I don't remember. You talked about as a teenager with the tiny little caps that are on.

Oh, a chromy? A cromie. Thank you. That's a funny word. The valve itself could be powered, and then that could suck in outside air. and put it in the tire, and your tire could stay inflated all the time. This is not hard to do.

I think it is. You want to know what else is not hard to do? To just drive up to a discount tire. Are you kidding? I'm not. I'm not. I would love. You never want to deal with people.

You don't have to deal with. Listen, do you think they're not trying to sell you stuff? I'm about to get discount tire the best advertisement of all time for free. Because they're not a sponsor. Please be a sponsor. You owe us after this. You can go I mean honestly they do

I don't know if discount is nationwide or not but they're in Arizona all over the place if you go to a discount anytime during their waking hours and you drive up there is a free air check fill station you drive you get in line if there's a line sometimes there's no line

sometimes there's no line and then you barely talk to a human you rolled down your window and they're like you know they're checking your tire to see if you need in your tire you know that right That's the whole point. That's great. I have no idea when I need a new tire.

Which is why you're in trouble. I have never once in my life. And trust me, I've done this. Like, I fill up my tires at discount. That's all I don't. Well, they do. But I have never once been pitched a new tire or told I need new tires ever doing it. Probably because you've always bought them so recently.

You go there. They fill them up for free. You drive away. You barely talk to anyone. It is a delight. So you want to go there and enjoy that. I don't want my shoelaces untied either, but that's the one I'm going to go with. I have rolled up to discount tire multiple times in my life.

And I get there and they're like, you drove on these tires? Oh, really? Oh, yeah. And then they follow it up with, would you like four new ones? Yeah. Yeah. And then I'm like, sick. I made it.

Put four new tires on here. There you. No problem. Oh, really? Okay. Yeah, because here's the thing. That's called a drive-up salesman. No.

No, no, no, no. No. No. Do you know why I drove there? because my tire had no air in it. And when I put air in it, it would not hold air in it. I will say that. I'm like discount tires a mile away.

I can make it. Look, I have never been pitched. I've been there a lot. He has been a pitch. No, this is not being. Which makes me feel like maybe they're just telling the truth. No. They're pretty helpful.

Yeah, they come out and they're like, they're doing the penny thing. They're like, here, look at the tread on your tire in my. I don't see anything. They're like, yeah, that's a problem. I'm like, oh, all right. I guess. I would rather change my tires more often than be caught on the side of the road. Sure.

Yes. Being on the side of the road is awful. It just feels like tire technology hasn't advanced to the degree of everything else. I would agree with you. Your point of like the technology exists. Like your car has an air compressor. Your car literally already has it. It has a tire sensor.

Yeah. Just do your, just do it for me. It's just back to the future too. Yeah, sure. Like the shoes, both the shoes and the jacket. The tire industry is a consumable, renewable, a consumable product where you have to keep getting them. There's no incentive to come out with a tire that doesn't pop.

That's all I'm saying. There is for the person that comes out with that tire. No, because, yeah, they'll get bought out by discount and discount will bury that thing. Yeah, that's true. That's 100% what would happen. I wouldn't have said that if you were a sponsor. No, no way. That's what you do.

When you drive. Final answer? When you drive by someone on. on the side of the road fixing a tire. What is your first thought? I genuinely feel... Poor sap? Yes. Oh, you go, poor sap?

Oh, yeah. I go, I go, oh, that sucks for them. Yep. Yeah, you guys... See you later, sucker! That's definitely what I think. Wait, what do you think? What do you think? What is it?

You don't drive by those people and you're like, oh, my God, what an idiot. Like, it's their fault? Well, yeah, they're on the side of the road, right? I have never... No, I can say in my life. Never. You guys don't do that? That's just me?

I have empathy. Do you think they're idiots over there? Oh my gosh, no empathy. This is a problem. I mean, it's the same for a crash, so it's fine. You guys don't drive by a crash. You're like, what a bunch of idiots. No. No, but I think I hope they're okay. I do love, and I want this to continue happening and then be proliferated even more. Have you guys seen all the, like, the social media clips where people are in an accident? Oh, amazing. I don't know what you're talking about. Someone's in an accident. They run into a pole. They're in a bush. They're whatever. And people slow. down and they record themselves rolling down the window going, you can't park there. It is unbelievable. And the people get so pissed. Which you would do. Dude, that is.

They're the funniest thing you've ever seen. I could scroll these videos for hours. I'm sorry, sir, you can't park there. It's always official. It's always like, sir, sir, I don't know if you know this. See? You can't park there. You can't park right there.

They're amazing. About half the time they're met with two, No fingers and a yell. Final answer, do you want the tires? I'll take the tires. Once a week, I have to take the tires. I'm with you guys. Every 15 minutes.

Mike would just walk around with shoes on tide. If this was daily, daily tire fills, you still taking the tires? No, I'd walk around and flip-flops. Yeah. Would you, with laces? Would you rather have a garage door that takes a full minute to open?

No, that would be so painful. No. But it opens smooth and silently, or one that opens in five seconds, but sounds like loud crunching and scraping metal as it goes up. This is a legit question because both of those things are annoying. One, you'd be afraid. I mean, the second one, the loud crunching and scraping.

No, but that's saying you're fine. You know it's afraid. But you're only afraid for five seconds. Right. Five seconds later, it's open. You're like, escaped it again. Five seconds straight up and down. Seems dangerous.

How long does a normal garage door take to it? Let me guess. You look up the average time it takes for a garage door to open. I'm going to guess that that is... Hold on. I'm going to go... I'm counting. I'm going...

I'm going... Nine seconds. Eight. Oh, it's going to go eight. Yeah. I'll go eight and a half. The average residential garage door takes approximately 12 to 15 seconds to fully open or close. Well, okay, okay.

Fully... Yeah, when it's done. We're talking... Can you get in it? Yeah, can I get into the garage or not? Nine seconds to get in. Are you ever stopping your garage door? When I'm pulling in, my garage is still going up.

I'm trying to get in as soon as I can. Sure, but it continues to go up. I know, but that's not. You don't pause it when it's like, I can squeeze it in there. No, I don't. But for utilization, it's open enough. I'm with you. So I think our guess of eight to nine is very good.

We're perfect people. Jason, way off. So here's the thing is when you have loud crunching, scraping stuff. So like, I don't know if you guys may, because I rarely drive for us. When I turn my car to the right, it is the squeakiest. You got a problem? Oh, brother. There is a huge issue.

No error in the tire? No, the tire is fine. I don't know what it is. It squeaks when, hey, oh, hey, Papa Josh's car guy. I turn my car to the right only and it squeaks. What's going on to my car? Yeah, that's not good. You need to have that check.

What is it? It's probably a tie rod. It's fine. That tells straight up. I'm going to have you listen to it. I won't even boo it. that bad. No, that was a rim shot. The problem is, it's

embarrassing. The garage door taking a minute that's a long time. That is six times. But to have it be that loud what your neighbors are like, what is wrong with your garage? Can you imagine trying to get, you need to get some or quickly? At least no one can sneak in around. You know what I mean? Like, oh, I didn't know that. I didn't hear you come in.

People aren't sneaking in the garage. Yeah, that's more like, how quiet is your garage? I got two teenage drivers. You don't ever worry about them like sneaking in there? They're going to wake me up when they get home. I don't need that. Also, when my door opens, it goes, doot, doot. Oh, fancy pants.

Yeah, fancy pants. You're telling me your cows doesn't have that. I turn mine off. Once upon a time, but I was like, I don't need to take the, I'm going to take the full minute. I don't want to get woken up by people open in the garage late. Oh, a minute? I'm going to take the five seconds. I'll take the loud.

Not good for a fire. The one minute? The one way out? No, no. Bad for a fire. A minute will feel like an hour. I feel like burning. Honestly, sometimes the 12 to 15 second average feels like it takes too long.

I'm like, come on. Where's one of these guys that I got that opens it for me? Honestly, I think if I could make it louder and quicker, I would. Right now, my current existing garage, if I could be like, I'll bet they can do it for you. Twice as fast. It will be twice as loud. Just identical. Tim the tool man could do that.

High horsepower. Identical. I bet they could choose it. I bet they can do it. And if you did it, you would immediately regret it. It's the way down, that's more dangerous. The way up is not a problem. Did you guys ever used to hang on it?

No! When I was a kid? Yeah. Of course. When I was a little kid, I would hold on to it and it would lift me off into this. Yeah, I mean, you're talking. I was little. This is, yeah, this is like six to eight.

This is like when I could be crushed by a garage door. On the way up, you can't. You just go fly high. Yeah. It's a good life. I mean, don't try it now. I saw the movie scream. That door was going up.

Oh my gosh. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Yes, I know what you're talking about. I do too. The most preposterous. The doggy door to the garage door. I like that she's in the garage door and it's just like, yeah, no problem. We're going to go all the way up carrying the weight of a human.

No, it won't. I saw it happen. I sneeze and the garage door is like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do you want to open or what are you doing here? They become safer since then. And you're like, I'm 10 feet away garage door. So I'm on team full minute. You guys are on the other team.

I'm on five seconds. Would you rather your first squirt of ketchup always be gross in water? Oh, no. No matter how much you shake it first. Or have your microwave always take three times as long as a normal microwave. Let's the, let me ask you a baseline question. What's long in a microwave? That wasn't a question.

You both guessed it. But how, what do you think your microwave per week? utilization is. Oh, that's interesting. By me or by my family? No, by you. How many times do you push the buttons on a microwave per week? Four.

Four times? Yeah. I'm probably two. Maybe one. I might be three. It might, but the microwaves utilization in my house in a week? 182.

That is a lot of microwaving. You guys like stuff heated. My kids do. They like it. I'll cook you this. No, I'll just make a frozen They do a lot of the frozen, but not an air fryer. They use the air fryer too.

How many meals do your kids eat per day? So many. I got teenagers, man. Do you, I mean, what do you do? How do you get rid of the first squirt? So the thing is, is you can overcome it with extra ketchup. With more squirt. You can overcome it?

Yeah. You can't, but it's, are you mixing it in there? Yeah, it's disgusting. The first squirt is water. Oh. Here's how you overcome it. genuinely. You cannot squirt onto the paper plate. Okay, you need to squirt into a dish. I feel like you're breaking the rules.

No, no, no, because we do it both ways. We do it both ways all the time. Like we have a waste of squirt on a plate. We've got all these little ramekins that we use all the time for dipping sauces, whether it's a one or ketchup. Here's the ketchup waste. Your house is a wild place. You have a ketchup waste ramekin? It's not a ketchup waste ramekin. It's a sauce, a dish sauce. Du hossed. No, do hoss. Chalice ketchup. It's a little dish that serves sauces.

That's a normal thing. But you put the bad scort in there? My point is if you have the bad score. We don't call it a ramekin, though. That's exactly what I call. Andy, do you call it a ramekin? You're like, I got to, you babe, grab the ramekin. You guys have never used that normally?

The sauce dish? Yeah. I would never say the sauce dish. I would say the ramekin. I know. That's what we're talking. Just because you're, just because you're, intellect is way lower.

That's just what it's called. It's literally called a ramekin. It's not called a sauce dish. That's what it does. If I call it sauce dish, I'm saving a full syllable. Another word for a ramekin is bowl, dish, bowl, container. What's the definition of a ramekin?

Sauce dish. A small bowl or dish? A small bowl or dish? So I'm just calling it by what it is. For sauces and fictions. I mean, ramekins a weird word to begin with. You guys, if it- Josh is on your shirt.

side. How do you feel about that? I feel great because he is wise enough to understand a vocabulary. If you know the word, using the word isn't weird. It's just not. It's another word for a small dish, which means you can say small dish. Mike, why would I use two words when one

word is better? That word has a lot of letters. If I said, get me the small dish. She's like, do you want the small bowl versus? Is she going to bring me out the small plate? Is she going to bring me out of ramekin? No, if I say bring me out the ramekin, she brings me out of ramekin. Okay, okay.

But how about if you say, bring me the sauce dish, same syllables. Bring me the sauce dish. Honestly, you don't want this answer. I do. I want it. I want the smoke. She might accidentally bring out the soy sauce dish, which is different than the ramekin. The ramekin is, I told you.

You only got one ramekin? We have opened a new door. Tell me, what is a soy sauce dish? It's a dish for soy sauce. How does it differ from a ramekin? Technically, it's in the ramekin family. Okay. But it's made solely and only for dipping soy sauce for sushi.

What characteristics? Can't you dip into anything? Lower a sauce dish, a ramekin will have higher walls. I feel like I would want that for a soy sauce for a diameter. Are you eating a quiche out of a ramekin? No. It would have to be a big ramekin. Almost not even a ramekin.

What are those? What about a little? like a pudding. You put some pudding in a ramikin? You could put a couple heapings of pudding. How big is this ramekin? Ramikins are small, man. It's a small dish. Is there, no, are we saying, is the ramekin the, like,

the real, real tiny bowl? Yeah, I mean, just... It doesn't look like a more like a plate where it's like the, the edges are just slightly lifted. No, that's more like soy sauce. Is it? Could you put a muffin inside of it? So, a ramekin is like a little dessert dish. Google ramekin. I'm on it. They're all the same. I mean, they're all the same. I mean,

There's a million different types of them. It wants me to search Ramstein. I feel like Ramikins would have... How does one spell Ramikin? R-A-M-E-K-I-N? What's the dessert? What's the dessert with like the crystallized... This is not for...

Cremble-Lay. This is not for sauces? Yes. We use it for ketchup. A-1, whatever, all the time. No, this is a dessert bowl. It's so small. These are primarily used for baking and serving individual portions of soufflays,

custards, crambley, and pot. Because they are also able to go in the oven. Of course, yeah. So is my giant dish. My giant dish can hold the sauce too. What are you talking about? I put my sauces in a cereal bowl. Oh my gosh.

You guys are. You guys are insane and stupid. Yeah, I just want you to know. You guys are so stupid. The edges are way too high, man. You're uneducated. They're too high for soy sauce. For ramicking.

You're not fitting that. They're too high for cats. No, you want the dip ability. Mayonase. Think about the size of a Raisin Cain's sauce cup or whatever you call it. It's like the size of a ramekin. No, it's not. No, it's like a plastic ramekin.

And you know you're supposed to like unwrap those. Unwrap them? Yeah, go look that up. What are you talking about? Look at people unwrapping the sauce cups, the little ketchup. What are you talking about? Go look it up. Go look it up.

Unwrapping. That's not even something you could do with it. What are you talking about? You are, what is going on? Unrap what? Matt, I hate to say it, but Matt's on my side. He understands it. Oh, yeah, you loser.

What thing are you talking about? The little, you go to the fast food place, you get the little ketchup cup. The dip and squeeze? Yeah, you can unwrap that. Oh, yeah, you can unwrap that. Yeah, that's, what do you mean you can unwrap that? You were just attacking me. No, I was confused.

He's talking about the dip and squeeze. Yes. The little one that you can either squeeze the end or open the top. Josh says the paper, Josh, of course it's the paper ones. He's thinking of the... I'm talking about the normal... He's thinking of the plastic one.

Yes. What are you... What are you talking about? I was talking about the raisin canes sauce. I was specific. No. I was specific. I literally said the raisin case sauce.

You're like, people unwrapped that. I'm like, what are you talking about? I miss the raisin canes one. I'm sorry. I'm talking the normal little cups. You go to the sauce dispensary station. The paper ones. Yeah, okay.

We can't possibly stay here. I'll take the ramekin. What was the question? I will never use a racemicking again. Or the microwave three times as long. I'll take the three times as long microwave. I'll take the ketchup. I'll go extra ketchup.

We have to take a break. Collect ourselves. Decisions of extreme importance. All right, decisions of extreme importance. I'm going to state a, what would it be? A statement? A statement. Allow myself to introduce myself.

Let me hear something extremely important. We'll decide if we'll decide if we. agree or not. The best way to eat a cupcake is to tear off the bottom and put it on the top making a frosting sandwich. No. No, you're not supposed to answer right away. Yeah. I'm sorry. You're not playing the game. Give me the count. All right. Do we all have an answer? Yeah. I've got mine. Yeah. So we say yes or no. Okay. The best way to eat a cupcake is to tear off the sandwich three, two, one. Yes. Yes. Yes. No. No. Okay. The better thing is to tear off the bottom and not eat it at all and just eat the top. Okay. Okay. You can bring me over to your side quick.

You can bring me over to your side. Hold on. We're going Seinfeld. Why do we need to put it on the top? Because it's too much. It's too much of a good thing. Wrong. It's too much.

Wrong. It's too much. The top is the only part that matters. Let me ask you this, Mike. Let's say you take a normal cupcake and you add double the stem. Is that too much stem? Yes. Okay.

So at some point we decided how much stim. The ratio. Some arbiter of stem out there decided how much stem we need. And they got it right. I know that in the ratio is, the ratio is to stem right now. If you were to make a cupcake tray with half the stem, dude, we've got a business. Heck yeah.

We've got a business model. We did this joke in Seinfeld. No, those are a muffin. I don't watch Seinfeld. This is a cupcake. I don't watch Seinfeld. What is the difference between a muffin and a cup cup? Frosting.

Yeah. Frosting. It's literally nothing. Frosting. Just the wig that I put on the top. Yeah, but that wig being diluted by more stem. I don't need that much stem. You need it because you need...

They were taking ramekins and putting them in the oven. Now they've got to go half the height. Here's the problem. Without it, you're just chewing frosting. And half the bread. No, no, you're just chewing frosting. Guys, I have... It's too much sugar.

It's too much frosting for one bite. Jason's probably found somebody that makes the half-hike-cup cake. It's just like... It's just like cake. Better than that, Andy. Better than that. I am looking for shallow cupcake tins. Just the same cupcake tins.

Tens that are just more shallow, less stem. I am not finding them. This is a need that we can fill. This is a business that we can profit on. You're saying nobody out there has ever just made them half as tall. That I can find. Is this a cooking quality situation? No, the cooking quality is going to be fantastic.

So you're saying we have until this episode releases to patent this thing? You are yes. You're trying to convince us right now. in the year. I mean, I see non-stick, large, shallow muffin pan. Oh, I just found it.

It says non-stick, large, shallow muffin bag. I'm pretty sure if someone figured out at Michaels. Yeah. At Michael's at Michael's. It's not even Etsy. It's at Michaels. I got to get one of these.

Here's the other option. I will give you one more option. You want to hear something a little outside the box? Okay. You want to keep the stem? Frosting on both sides. But then there's a thing. I don't care how to eat it.

At that point. you've got to cut it in half and make it a sandwich. That's the whole thing about the cupcake is I can eat it with my hands. The cake, I need a, I need a fork. I will say this on the- The stem is fine if you put frosting inside as well. Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, totally agree.

So we're talking about like a Boston cream version of a muffin. Okay, let's get proportions to right. The cupcake, the proportions the way we want. The cupcake frosting should be throughout internal. Yeah, I mean, do you like the bite with the, a frosting in it, Mike, more than the bite without it? Here's the thing. What bite of a cupcake are you taking that doesn't have frosting?

How are you eating a cupcake? You could mismanage the bite. How are you possible? The top is bigger than the bottom. It hangs over. No, because the thing is, why it's called a muffin top. Yeah, we all in there. That's why my tummy's called a muffin top.

It's a cupcake. There's no hangover. Stop confusing muffins and cupcakes. We're not talking about muffins. You don't know what they are, do you? The cupcakes still hangs. over a bit. No.

Here's a thing. You can't control where it's going to go. Oftentimes you do have to have a frosting list plate. Can't control the hang? Because it hangs over. You can have a frostingless bite on a... Sometimes I eat the bottom off so I get the cupcake. Okay.

Well, that's a decision that you actively made. I'm not putting it on top. Genuine question. If you could have a cupcake that is filled on the inside with the frosting. Yeah. And it can't get all over your face. But everybody is pretty much the same. Top to bottom.

It's called a Twinkie. Would you prefer that? Yes. A Twinkie? No. No, what I was describing. Either way, you're saying yes. You described what isn't a ding-dong the same thing?

Mike, a Twinkie doesn't have frosting on top. You have no idea what a cupcake is. Okay, I've gone to ding-dong. This wouldn't have frosting on top either. Wait, what? I'm talking about inject it. I'm talking about pure injection. You're talking about a Twinkie.

Okay, would you write a frosting? rather have a twinkie. No. Of course you would. Twinkies are so good. Twinkies are so good. There was way better than cupcakes. There was the one ounce of real anything in a twinkie.

No, no. Let's say a homemade twinkie. I made this from scratch. It's the same batter. It's the same. Maybe. But why? There's something about it being on top.

Listen. You're worried about the ingredients of your cupcake? If you put cheese, if you put a slice of cheese on the top of a burger or you put cheese inside the burger but not on top, there's a difference in how it tastes. Yeah, I agree. And that's what happens with frosting, getting only on the inside, not in the outside. We need it on the outside, too, Jason.

So you want to inject and top? Yes. All right, you have me at inject and top. I feel like you guys just want ding-dongs. No, there's no frosting on top. They're not frosted. It's not a smooth frosting, but there is definitely a layer. Mike's cupcake, he needs more cupcakes in his life.

I need more frosting in my life. Best way to eat a cupcake is to do that. No, that's not the strategy we're going. The truth is that cupcakes are just, turns out mid. They're not. No matter what. Cupcakes are. You know, I would always take, if you told me I could have one of those, like, you know the Twinkies?

Or like an oatmeal cream pie or a cupcake, I'm going to take the oatmeal cream pie. Style. Like, I don't know. No, I get it. Make, like homemade oatmeal cream pie. You're sounding like an idiot because it. No, no, you can see the frosting right away. And turn it.

Yes, I know you make. Yeah, that one is basically would you rather eat it as an oatmeal cream pie? Okay, so any of I are right. The answer is yes. Next question. When putting on a hoodie, both hands should go through the, you make a very strong. I mean You say pudding?

When putting on a hoodie. You should be off pudding. When putting on a hoodie, both hands should go through the sleeves before the head goes through the top. Oh. Hold on. Let me think.

Okay. We got to take an audio break here as we try to visualize. Why? Do you need to go to the bathroom? No, I need to put on a hoodie. Excuse me for one second. Okay. Jason is put it.

And Andy is? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. for sure both hands i'm trying to work through it no no no take your time man take your time close your eyes visualize how do i got a hoodie how do i do you need to go get a hoodie no do you ever go head first i have i have it's not as much fun in a wrong way you want to pull

oh do you have a pull here i go to i go i go i think i go two sleeves then we're as unanimous yeah yeah so that is the right way we answered it the proper way to eat corn on the cob is in straight rows, not by rotating it randomly. Okay, one. Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Now I go to them. No, I got to think of this. I'm eating a corn in the cop. The proper way is the question, the way they're putting it. Are we talking a half or a full? This matters. A full.

This is a full cop. Full cop. Full cop. That's very, it's very horizontal. People frequently go half cop. big cob. You're going to eat this big cob. Are you using those two sticks in the end? Yes. Of course, because mine came first out of the bullet.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not sure about my answer. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. The way this is worded is easy. I've got my answer. I've got it. It's supposed to just randomly grab up.

We're doing this like a typewriter. That's right. Rows are a typewriter. Rows are left to right or right to left. Three, two, one. Yes. Yes. No.

Proper, the proper way. Proper is not. So what are you doing on this corner of the cob? You monster. No, no, no. I'm going I start on the left and I eat around. I wish I could curse on this show. No, no, no. If you, I'm telling you you, you probably do too. You guys need to reevaluate how you eat a corner of the cob. I probably do. I think you do and I think Andy does too. No one eats it all the way over before turning. You eat in a, you eat like that. What you look like just there? You look like an idiot. I eat an alphabet, not numbers. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I, I, I, it's just.

There's a chance I eat the way you think in a full cob. If I go full cob. Half cob. We only were talking. We established full cob. Half cob. We said big cob. You tell me you go left to right on a half cob?

I don't know. I don't know. I go the direction I read. It will be left to right. In China, they go right to left. I know. I'm not reading a manga. I'm eating a corn on the cob.

The truth is. In English. When you eat a corn on the cob, your bite, your next bite after your first one. The next one after your first one is below where your first one was. Everybody. I think you're right. Hold on. We need to take a break. Yeah.

Matt has said that eating on the cob sucks. Are you telling me that corn on the cob? You'd rather eat like canned corn? Off the cob. Yeah. Gross! Go away! Listen, my youngest child has braces.

He needs it cut off the cob. And you can be just like him. There is nothing... You can be a child. There's nothing better than corn on the cob. I don't know why it's better on the cob. Corn off the cob is stupid. Here's the thing.

You ever eating corn off the cob and gotten corn stock in your teeth? Yes. No. No, you're a liar, Jason. I'm lying. I know you were. You called me out quickly, as for my point. That's the biggest issue.

When I grew up, I hated all corn. It gets crammed in the crevices. But I have tools for that. Yeah, we got the. I got them at work. You don't eat popcorn? I got them at home. Popcorn gets everywhere.

You don't eat beef jerky? Beef jerky gets some sometimes. What is this argument? Straw man. Oh, it's not a straw man. are worth it. It's worth it. Thank you. I don't like the amount of high-fiving that's going on.

Get on our level, man. But my point is this, Andy, after you take your first bite, and I'll say any... You're thinking I'm going... You're going to take your next bite will be below your first one. No, you're not. I'm pure random. You are way too type A to go diagonal.

I could be diagonal. You would never... You are like full stick of butter, right? Yeah. Okay. Well, you take a full stick of butter. You put it on like a plate. Heck yeah.

Then you put those little things in the corn. What's your preferred? Do you want it to be corn? Do you want it to be a character? I used to like... We had Mickey and Minnie growing up. I used to like the corn that looked like corn that goes in the side. That goes into the corn.

Now I've got more like plush, nice handles. Oh my gosh. He's got marble handles. He's got marble handles. Yeah, it's like a black and yellow. No, but like multi-mold finger? What are we talking about here? It's like a...

A single finger goes in? No, no, no, you don't go inside. You're just like a teapot. Each side is a nice plush, like two inch handle. Would it be better to have a giant grip? Oh, like a full hand. Yeah, where you don't have to turn and grab. Like the end of a baseball bat?

Yeah, but I think what he's saying is instead of having it turned towards the cop. I'm saying if your hands, flat out. If your hands could grip something. Yeah. Almost like a Nintendo switch, like a Nintendo switch. Yeah. Or flying a helicopter. Sure.

It's a joke. And you push those things in. That would be... I feel like we want to be here. We don't want to be here. I want to be here when I hold it, but I think you're right when I eat. What if it were giant Harley handlebars? And you had to hold it up here.

It was just like, eh. It's pretty cool. That's nice. The Harley. The Harley. Dude. Harley on the cob. That place would blow up.

But I'm telling you the proper way to eat corn on the cob. Now, the question is in straight rows, not by rotating it randomly. I think they might have made a mistake because rows are left to right. Columns are top to bottom. Right. Yeah. Rose is incorrect. However, I think the heart, the spirit of the question is, do you eat them in lines?

In an organized fashion? In an organized fashion. And the answer to that is yes, but not rose, not rose. I believe I do columns. You should open presents one at a time so everyone can watch, not a free-for-all. I've got a strong opinion Oh man This is tough

One added I've got mine locked See if you just There's so much context All right You should open presents one at a time So everyone can watch Not a free for all

Three Two One Yes Yeah because we're parents Yeah Because we spent all the money On these gifts

This is not how my Christmas goes No I'm in charge Michael No Oh, am I? Am I Jason? I guess not. I apologize.

That's, uh, that's hard. No, the boss is in charge at home. Okay. I, as, as a youth growing up, I was in a one at a time family. I am now in a family of it's one present at a time, but everyone gets one. And then we get say go. Yeah, actually that's fine. That's okay.

That's okay. That is okay. Yeah, I think that's fine. The problem is with that, you really have to sink up the total number of do, which with that the, the, the, you can fib a little bit. Total. We, making sure that everything is total. Sometimes people open a present in our house where it's like, there's six things in here.

Oh, do you know, don't worry. All that stuff definitely goes together. You're like, okay, we're going to have to shove some stuff together. This one's got a lot more. This one's book socks and a motorcycle. Put it all together. This one's short. So what can we wrap?

You got some socks we can wrap? Oh, that's, be his first open. Every present should time release every five minutes. That would be nice. The majority of showers should happen in the morning, not at night. The majority of showers should happen in the morning, not at night. Three, two, one, no.

Yes. No. Both of you are no? I used to be a morning. I'm almost, I would say 95% of my showers are at night now. So you would, but you think people should stink during the day when they're with other people. And then be clean by themselves at night in their bed. Look, first of all, what is happening over the night?

What are you doing? You get stinky. Yeah. Your entire life is lived. I thought you lived in a super bed. I do. That just keeps you nice and cool. What, you're sweating all over yourself?

Yeah. And not everybody lives in my super bed. You poop yourself at night? Do you live in a super bed? No. So then you're stinky in the morning. I'm not. I've fallen in love with the night shower.

I've fallen in love with it. I love going to bed. Clean. Perfectly clean. And, like, my proportion of sweat is always as far away as I am from the last shower I took. I will shout, I will, like, sweat more and more and more. So I like, I, I, they sleep better versus waiting. Do you shower mostly at night?

I, honestly, right now, almost all my showers are like the evening. Really? Yeah, yeah. I will say, if I work out in the afternoon, afternoon. That's my shower of the day. Yep. See, this is when I work out today and then I'll go take a shower. When I work out, it's in the morning.

And so I shower after that. There you go. Yeah. So I think the real answer to this question is work out after you, or shower after you work out. I do agree the majority of showers. I don't mind two showers either. No, no. If I need a second shower or I want to do my hair that next morning, I'm going to hop in. Even if I don't need it, I'm going to tell you right now, if I shower at night, my biggest problem with showering at night is it robs me of a morning.

shower. And you are in control of your life. So I can shower at night, wake up fresh and go. I want another shower. Although your shower's like 45 minutes of you, so I understand the time constraints. Yeah, it's tough. It's a hard not life. Well, this may not be an issue. I feel like we've talked about shower towels

and someone had like fresh, that might have been Jeremy, who was just like, has a fresh shower towel every time he steps into the bathroom. I do not at all. So the issue with the multiple showers. It was also Jason probably. No, deaf, I wish. It was not me.

I was pretty sure it was Al. The issue is when you go to shower again and your towel is still kind of damp, moist towels are a problem. You need to grab another towel. That feels kind of gross. Oh, I'm never grabbing. Let me tell you in my towel situation right now. I have one special towel that is like bigger, softer, nicer. So it's like a sheet.

It's not the best sheet. It's not the best sheet. I've gotten that before. It's bigger, though. It's wonderful. It's not bigger than the best. I don't know why I've never bought another one. I just have one I like.

And sometimes I push it. I'm like, I got to get this thing washed. But I didn't really want to wash it. I want to throw it in our to be washed bucket. Oh, right, right, sneaking it in.

Then I back, I have my backup towel. But dude, I've been on this backup towel for like two weeks. Nobody's washing this other towel. Oh, man. And I'm like holding out for her to wash it. Whatever could be done.

Nobody's watching. If only we do someone who could wash this towel. I'm trying not to. go wash the towels. Why? Because I'm holding out. Just go watch the towel. Because it's become a battle.

Oh, it's the suitcase on the stairs. Yeah. Raymond. I mean, there's no, there's no vitriol with it. I'm just kind of like, how long's it going to take for her to watch my towel? Yeah. Just go wash the towel. I bet when she hears this, it'll still be in the closet.

All right, we're going to go ahead and take another break. We'll be back with our draft. The Spitballers draft. All right. Here we go. I talk. talked about it earlier. We are drafting things that you would want in a tree house. I mean, the tree house was kind of the most iconic, cool possible hangout as a kid. I had a couple of

friends who had like, they didn't have the tree house because we didn't have giant trees where we were living, but they had the like, raised above ground fort. They have the, they had the swing set that also had the little house. But it was raised. If you have a ladder to go up to it. It made it cool. So, I mean, the idea of having your own fort hideout as a kid, your own place, it was awesome. Like, what do we think of since we grew up in Arizona and we don't really have big enough trees to really build nice treehouses easily, what do we think? Like, what's the first image that comes in mind when you think of a tree house, an actual treehouse? I wonder if it's the same for all of us. Like where you're saying like a movie or from a movie or from anything?

Mine's different now. Home alone. Home alone's what comes. All I see is Sandlot. Yeah. All I see now is 8 bit Christmas. Okay. So we've got different ideas of our ideal.

Obviously, the higher, the better. Oh, well, of course. If it's a kid's tree house. And I prefer, when I picture it, I want the ladder going up the middle. You come up the middle of the tree house. Oh, inside. Inside. Well, I mean, I'll go with the first pick.

Okay. And, I mean, what a draft to have the first pick. Because there's no way that you guys. don't walk this big. There is a 101. What? I'll take it after you. Okay, that's fine.

There's not a one of it. But I'm going to go a trap door. I'm going to start it off with that. Because you are correct. Yeah. You, if you're going up into a tree house and you're climbing up in the tree and you're going, ding dong and opening a door.

That's bull crap. Yeah. No, you got to climb up the middle. You have to come up through the middle. Now the trap door. Can you pull the ladder up? Yes.

The trap door is really just for safety once you're on the inside. Technically you could go up. You know what I mean? Like if you think about it, it's kind of a problem coming up and in. Yeah. But it's once you're in, it's like, oh, good. I can't fall out the hole in the middle of the tree house. Technically, you can go up into a tree house with just a rope with the knots in it.

Yeah, of course. You can. Well, I mean, as a kid. Okay. I mean, a garage door could lift me as a kid. So. But no, so you're going trap door. I'm going trap door.

I'll take the most important thing for all kids when they hang out and have fun with friends. I'm going to take a snack stash. I mean, come on. What you want up? that tree house. That's the snacks. I had candy and snacks. Yeah. My desert domain, we never had snacks.

Yeah, but I'll bet you'd be real happy if you had them. No. I just thought that was cool alliteration right now. It was so cool. It was dangerous. So I got two picks? Yeah. Could be rattlesnakes up.

But you know what you don't have? Snack stash. I don't have a snack stash. Snacks dash. I got to go. I'm going to go like new and old combination of entertainment. All right. I'm going to combo.

I got comic books. Because comic books just belong in a tree house Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got comic books and then I'm going to go TV. I'm going to go, I smuggle a little TV into the... I don't know if I need an extension cord running up the tree, but... Do you want the TV video game situation?

Yeah, I will need the extension. Then you're going to need an extension cord of some kind. So the entertainment, I'm going to have... You have, like, bunny... It's probably bunny ears, but I could hook up a little Nintendo to it. All right, yeah. I mean, we're talking RCA... It's what do I want.

What do I want there? I want to go hide out and play some Super Mario World. All right. It's back to me. It is. You have a snack stash. I got a snack stash. And I think one of the important things because, look, not all tree houses are built the same.

I'm sure the ones that we are envisioning right now, they're up high. They're far away. They're isolated. They're not, they're away from parents. I think it might be in your backyard. Might be, but it feels like a different world. Could be in the woods. I'm going to take what is essentially binoculars, but no.

No! It's a spyglass. No. It's got to be the... Periscope is on my list, dude. Yeah, you gotta be able to check out who's coming. You got to check your surroundings, man. Yes.

I'm not getting caught off guard. Gosh, darn it. That's a good pit. I'm not like, no way. No one is knocking on my trap door, Mike's trap door. And I'm like... Does that mean your periscope about to go down? Well, his parents go down the bottom?

I'm just, I'm looking out the side. I'm looking at the side with a spy glass. You don't need to look up in the dream. in the trees. I feel like by... I look for birds. I feel like by definition, periscope has to go up.

What's it called if the scope goes down? Parascope. I don't know. I don't know. I just wondered, like... I wondered what that looked like. So, Mike, you have a trap door essential. All right.

So we got snacks. You took my periscope. So, I mean, you need... You're going to be up there. You're going to be up there a while. Why, you got to be able to relax. Of course. I need a bean bag.

Okay. You got a bean bag? I need a beanbag. For sure. That's not funny. It's not funny. It's up there. It's not fun to get up there.

It's tough to get it up. It's, well, no, what? A beanbag is light as air. Okay. What kind of beanbags are you using? Sorry, but dad is bringing the beanbag up. Okay. What kind of beanbags are you guys using?

Did you carry a lot of beanbags up ladders as a kid? No, but I had plenty of them and around in my. room. They are not heavy. My son has had two different bean bags and they are both super heavy. Yeah. Then you have new fancy technology bean bags because they're filled with beans. No, they're filled with the tired little styrofoam balls. Okay. You got light, a light bean bag. I guess. All right. Next pick. So I've got that and then I don't know where it's going to go. It's just going to go into a little different part of the tree. I have a rope bridge. I got a fancy rope bridge so I can go over to maybe a little escape hatch.

Or just, I mean, maybe there's a little crow's nest. I feel like you're very architectural with your picks. Like all of yours are pretty, I mean, a trapdoor, beanbag, road bridge. Place to sit. Place to walk. Place to enter. Okay. You got to utilize.

You've got things to eat. Yeah. I mean, you. A way to watch. People. I didn't get that. Yeah. All right, Jason, you are up with another pick for your things you want in your tree house.

Mm. Well, Mike's got a way to get up, a way to get out. Yep. I'm going to take a way to get down. I want a zip line. Oh, come on, baby. Oh, come on. Oh, parents are coming up.

I'm out of here. Zipline is definitely on my list. It's on my list, too. It's on my list too. The ultimate escape, the ultimate fun. It's a reason to go in the tree house. I'm going to go up there, have some snacks. Zipline down.

Yeah. Yeah, no, that's, that's, your tree house sounds fun right now. Yeah. You're going to all want to come to my trip. I might not have a trap more. Or anywhere to sit. Well, we're willing to come up eating. This is standing room only.

That's right. All right. There's a palm tree, Mike. This Arizona. You guys haven't seen palm tree houses? My first page, I'm actually going to go walkie talkies. Oh, so I was all. I thought I was going walkie to talkies with my last pick until I thought of the zip line.

Walking talk is a great pick. I mean, communication is key. Yeah. And, you know, from you to your friend's house, from. the neighboring tree house that your friend built, whatever the case may be. Wokie Tockeys just seem like to be able to communicate. In the tree house.

Although, man, I don't know if anybody's ever invented a Wokie Taki Taki's battery doesn't run out within about 15 minutes. They're still working. I feel like they should be able to be a little, just a little clearer than they are. The thing is, they have them now, but also you don't need Wachie Tockeys anymore. So I'm going to go Wachie Taki Taki. This is over.

I go to snacks. Where do I, We have up at our cabin, we've got walkie-talkies that we make our kids take, because there's bears in the woods and things like, we make them take walks to talk to the bears. There's a bear here. In case something is going on.

Just letting you know. In case... It's now approaching. It was a bear. Let's say a kid springs an ankle, okay, and they want to... But it's like you can't understand them. If you were walking about the bear, it is too late. No, it could be during running.

I'm running. I got bad news. If you're running from the bear, it's too late. And I, look, I have a lot of other picks. And I'm kind of sad. Zipline was going to be up there. I know. I'm going to go.

I think it's a flashlight. I think it's a flashlight. For spooky ghost stories. Yeah, you got to be able to go up there. I would have taken a lantern. Oh, what lantern? Where are you lighting, like, off on the ground or? What?

You're just going to light a little spot in your treehouse? It's for reading the comic books. Oh, okay. You can't do that from a lantern. You can. You're going to bring a fire lantern. I didn't say fire an LED lantern. What a lame pick.

All right. I'm going. So I got comic books, TV, walkie talking, flashlight. And some honorable mentions we'll get to. Yeah, no, I do have a couple of fun ones. But I'm going to take, look, I got something fun to eat while I'm up there. I got a way to get down. I can scope out my enemies.

Sure. But you want to know what I can't do. without this next pick with my enemies that I spot down there. Oh, no. You're getting a home run right now. I'm getting a slingshot. Yeah. We've been up the great decision.

I'm up there. You don't know where it's coming from. It was the wrong version of the pick, but yeah, you ruined. My last pick was the water balloon sling. I had water balloons. Sure. A slingshot, no. You need. I can slings shot a white balloon.

No, no, no. You need it's posted on the window. and this is you can pull it all the way back. I see what you're saying. You're talking this, this thing can cover 100 feet easily, but you have a regular boring slingshot. I thought about a BB gun.

Come on by. See if it's boring. Yeah, well, it's still going to hurt me. I thought about a BB gun. Other ones that I had on here. Well,

now I got to finish without my water. You didn't take the water balloon thing? No, because he took a slingshot. I thought you took it. It's too close. So,

let's see here. My last pick, it's more, hey, it's a sentimental pick. At the end of the day, at the end of the years, you want. Photos of mom. No. Oh, okay. But you want to know who's been up in the, in the tree house. Okay.

You want your autograph wall, man. All right. If you've been up with the, if you have come and done your time inside the wall, you sign the wall. Okay. You let people know. Do they sign it with a marker or do they carve it into the wood? Like, you, they got to.

Yeah, do you get the wall or the pin? I'm just going to Sharpie. Oh, okay. I don't have 10 years for them. Hurry up already. I can't believe you took slingshot. I almost drafted the no trespassing sign or the secret club sign. No parents allowed sign.

No parents allowed. A he-man woman haters club. The Bluetooth speaker I thought Mike might take. Yeah. For listening to some years ago. I was I didn't want to go too modern. On my list was the can, the tin can with the string, but you took Wauki Togaties, which is just badder. But, like, I feel like...

There's an OG. At one point in time, that was a pretty cool thing before our time. Does that work? I mean, a little bit. Okay. A little bit more than a lot of it works well. I had a hammock. Oh, that's not bad.

I feel like that's down on the ground. Or, I mean, it's obviously not on the ground, but... You don't want to... You don't want a hammock? Up inside the tree house. You have nowhere to lay down or sit in your treehouse, Jason. Sleeping bag would have worked. Yes.

Sleeping bag would have been good. I've got an old... radio? And then just games. What about a new radio? Treehouses are old. Oh, yeah, board games? Yeah, just board games.

You've got at least comic books to read something to do. I thought about the BB gun, but I feel like that's a little much. Well, you got a slingshot. Yeah. I had a Murphy bed. Well, maybe you want to sleep, but maybe you want to save space. Mike's tree house sounds sick. Your tree house is humongous.

It's a three bedroom. It is. Like, with a hammock in one room. You can't fit a just a regular. single bag? This is a box, Mike. You can't fit a regular bed, but you can fit a Murphy bed. Yeah. Eventually it's got to come down. We were growing up. The Murphy beds were heavy, but his, they can get them right up. Yeah. Well, that one, no, that one's a little bit more. We used the crane. What did we learn today? Oh, I mean, I honestly, I feel like I learned that

Jason knows how to build a nice tree house. I kind of want to hang out of his place. Thank you. It's pretty good. I mean, I learned that you guys don't know how much a beanbag ways. I mean, this is not an easy thing for a kid to get up a ladder. I'm not buying my beanbags at whatever, love sack or whatever that store is. Beanbags were hard for kids to lift. Above your head. No, they're not. Above your head.

On a rope ladder? It's fine. Good people know. Goodbye. Goodbye. Thanks for listening to the Spitballers podcast. To see what other nonsense the guys are up to, check out spitballerspod.com.