Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Dollar in the Box & Food or Drinks That Instantly Make You Feel Like A Kid Again

Episode Date: June 16, 2025

It’s an udderly ridiculous episode you don’t want to miss. We tackle some challenging Would You Rathers, get exposed to WAY too much anatomy, answers life’s pressing questions in Life Advice and get nostalgic with a Food or Drinks That Instantly Make You Feel Like A Kid Again Draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast:Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.comFollow us on X: x.com/SpitballersPodFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPodSubscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers Podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. I like it that's good welcome in I knew what it was good did you I knew how stupid it was I liked it no it was good and you you didn't hear I had to do this guy on the last one Jason told me that a person musically inclined would consider it to have been okay. I did not listen. So yeah yeah so I mean we're on a roll is what I'm saying. Don't worry guys. Yeah. I'll ruin it next time. What's funny like people ask they're like hey when you aren't there for the show, do you go back and you're listening?

You're like, so when I missed work to do the show, you're like, I should go back and listen to the work that I missed? You're like, no, I'm good, man. Do you never listen to them? When I'm not on? When you're not on? The football ones I do.

Because I want to stay up to date on the good football stuff. A lot of times when we miss, it's because we're on a vacation with the family or something, and sometimes it's driving. So it does. Oh, yeah. In that case, I listen. Driving makes it way easier.

Because if you're driving six hours and you've got a couple shows you miss, that works. It's just a funny idea of like. Yeah, no, I get it. Guys, I'm going to put in the same amount of time. I'm at my job right now. You know what? I know it doesn't seem like a job, but it is a job. I haven't thought about that. It would take the exact same amount of time. I'm at my job right now. You know what? I know it doesn't seem like a job, but it is a job. I haven't thought about that. It would take the exact same amount

of time to listen to this podcast as it takes to create this podcast. Gonna make up those hours. I guess you can listen on like one and a half speed. That's true. That's true. I would never. I respect the art. It takes less effort to listen. Yeah. But not a whole lot of effort to do either. So would you rather life advice, and we're drafting food or drinks that instantly make you feel like a kid again. So it will be a nostalgic draft. Children are gonna love it.

Right, they're gonna totally love it. What? What's that? See, I think we have- It's like our parents talking about malt-o-meal or something. I think we have- It's like our parents talking about malt-o-meal or something. I think we have different lists. I think my kids would love my list.

Oh, okay. We'll find out. I'm very excited. Mike and I will be competing on the nostalgia. You'll be licking lollipops or something. We've got a great show for you. Thank you for tuning in, for following on Spotify, Apple, or subscribing on YouTube.

Appreciate everybody that takes the time to listen. Hopefully we help brighten up your week. And yeah, 330 episodes. That's where we're at here for the Spitballers. So if you're new, you've got some catching up to do. We're closing in on one show a day. 330 perfect scats that you have to go through. I don't know that there's 330.

I'm sure the historians of the show will be like, well, actually. Oh, and total shows? Well, we didn't always have the scat. That's true. I see what you're saying. That was the first, I don't know, 10 shows or so did not. The glory days Jason

calls them before the scat yeah are we talking nostalgic because this sounds drafts spinballers episodes pre-scat alright let's kick it off would you rather Kevin from patreon which situation oh no would you rather? Kevin from Patreon, which situation would you rather have? Your child is always the best athlete on their team, but you must be the parent who yells at the coaches and referees for the whole game. Oh no. No.

Or your child is among the worst athletes on the team, but you're the coach that keeps your kid on the field the whole game, even when it hurts the team. So the blatant but you're the coach that keeps your kid on the field the whole game even when it hurts the team. So the Blake, you're either a, that's like blatant nepotism. Yeah. Yeah. Or you're the one on the sideline that, I mean that parent, the one that can't stop that won't give it up. Like I look, if you do it one time, I know you suck as a parent, but if you stop, you've got some sense of awareness. We've all lost our cool. Yeah, I've definitely, I mean, I haven't gone over the line, but I've definitely...

Which one though? You only hear them yell one thing and you're like, oh, at the comment, that was intense. Which is worse, at the ref or the coach? Oh, the coach is worse. The coach. The coach is so much worse. Because the ref probably deserves it. I mean, the parents shouldn't yell at the ref,

but they're not yelling at the ref for no reason. They're yelling at the ref because they probably missed a call. I was just gonna say, the ref changes the next game. The coach is the same coach. We've lost our cool in the moment of like that was the wrong call and it just comes out of you and you're like oh I should not. I have lost that cool. Yeah I've. Have you? I have yeah. Now that's slightly. I know it's surprising. It's a little confrontational. A little bit bit and what sport the thing is football Black football. Did you put on a gradual marks mask wings before you said something? No, I've I've I

The truth is like I hate confrontation. I want to avoid it like crazy, right? I I just I'll I'll go way out of my way to avoid any kind of comment you will eat the wrong order I'll eat the wrong order, no problem. It's so weird. I am not inept at confrontation. When I get that line drawn, when I decide that confrontation is happening. Yeah, exactly.

I'm not joking. I was going to say this, and you just brought it up. You're capable in confrontation, always. You're capable in confrontation always. You're very good at it. You can put, you know, you can rhetoric and argument and logic and you'll win. It's like I store up my confrontation. And then when it comes time, when I go,

okay, I don't usually do this, but now that I'm doing this, I'm gonna make it count, you know what I mean? And I will, so, I mean, I- We've needed you a couple times in the office when you've been gone and we could have really used that in confrontation wit. No, I can do it, I just don't like it. But yeah, you don't wanna be on the other side

of when I confrontate. But if you're the coach and you're keeping your kid in the entire game, is there part of the other parents that are like, that sucks but I get it? It kind of, it's par for the course. If that guy's gonna coach my team as a volunteer. It depends on the age. Yes, I would agree with that. It depends on the age group because you do. What are the implications? Yeah, once you start getting into like the teenage years where it's like this is. It matters. Yes, we you know, I coached

my kid for a couple years and you always are trying to be like, hey kids, you know, the wins and losses, that's not the important thing. Right. I don't know if that was telling the truth. But it really, the wins and losses at a younger age don't matter as much and then you get older

and now the competition is truly what matters. So for young, for younger kids, the coach that wants to keep their kid in the whole game and they're bad, you don't like it? Be a coach. I'm with you on that. That's fine. Do it yourself.

Yep. I will not complain about coaches that are volunteering. If the ref's getting paid more and more money, I will yell at the ref more and more. If the coach is, if there are implications for my son moving forward in a sport or my son or daughter, I'm going to be more serious with that coach. But as a young, that's, that's what drives me crazy about the parents at the young age is being mad at something. It's like you, you've lost, like you don't know where you are.

Yes. The age makes all the difference because at a certain point You know when you're when you're when you're really little you're playing for for exercise and learning how it would come Roddery game as much as anything then you cross over to okay now you're building skill And then there's an age where you cross over and there's only one reason to play and it's so that you could play Pro ball someday right like that's yeah. Yeah, we're doing this. Yeah, so I can play pro ball someday. Right. Like that's yeah yeah yeah we're doing this yeah so I can go pro that's it that's the and every single kid there that's their goal. The paycheck the amount of money you got to put into club sports. Oh yeah. I just talked to somebody yesterday his kid is sixth grade seventh grade club baseball he's already written $4,000 worth of checks oh halfway through the year to be in club baseball. Goodness. So if you're paying, you're allowed to have an

expectation. I have a new business. Oh! It's big business. Club sports? Super duper serious. Oh like sports. Club fantasy football. Genius. Yeah so which one would I rather be? I'd rather be the coach. Yeah. For sure. For sure. Now if the kids are 15 years old, does it change? Yeah, no, I'll still be the coach. I'm staying with the coach. That one is like, it's not right, but people get why you do it. The other one is not right, and you're a jerk.

Well, this is, and you are, because I have been to one game in my life where this version this this your child is the best athlete but you are the parent who yells at the coaches and referees the whole game. I was at a game. This is why there was the confronting. No no no this is this is where there was the best athlete on this is a totally different game my kids weren't even in this game. I went to watch someone else. And this, yeah, totally impartial, and there was this dad,

I mean, would not shut his mouth for 60 minutes, or however long that game was, I mean, just barking at his own kid, barking at the coaches, barking at the refs. This is a look. Gross. It was so gross. Gross. Because this wasn't about the kid at all. This was all about dad.

Oh, I'm, oh man, I just wanted to. You know what, what sucks is those. Look at me, look at me. A lot of the elite athletes, you see their parents and they were like that. And that sucks that that worked. I had one. It does suck that it kind of worked.

Well when you make it you're everything. I had one game where my son was playing flag and this is, I mean, he has to be eight, maybe nine. Oh, this is a... Yeah, I mean, this is, like this is, but they had a tournament for the kids at the end and this is the championship game. We had a dad of the other team had to get kicked out. What?

Yeah. For eight year olds? Eight year old, dude. And they had to remove him. And it was like it was it was so unbelievably uncomfortable when it just also starts spilling out and you're like, okay, we'll let that go. Another one. Okay. And then it's, oh, did the other guy kicked out? Did the other start saying, like, shut up, be quiet? Yeah, it gets to that point where you're like, OK, someone actually has to say something

to this buffoon who will not keep his mouth shut. You're like, dude, there are eight, man. And I'm nervous as heck. I want my kid to win. Yep. But they're eight. Come on, man. Yeah, yeah.

When I see that, I'm like, I feel bad for that family. Because that guy lives in the house that they live that's that superstar athlete that I was watching I was like I feel so bad for that kid Yeah, he's gotta be embarrassed. Oh man Oh and from the website Would you rather gain a dollar every time somebody lies to you or gain a dollar every time someone says something bad about you? Okay, the best part about this is that if you gain a dollar every time someone says something bad about you. Okay, the best part about this is that if you gain a dollar every time someone lies to you, you know. Yeah, I was wondering, does it just show up?

You know when someone lies. Do they have to hand it to you? Or does it just show up in your hand? I think there's a box at home that you go to and you're like, $12, huh? Like, you gotta retrace the thoughts in your head. You don't know. It's just the money shows up just like a little ATM.

It comes out at the end of the day. Do you define any exaggeration as a lie? No. Any contortion that... See, I mean, I do want to... This is the conversation for me because it's like... How is it being used? That's so important. Well, here's a good example, the first thing I thought of. Okay, that's fair. How is it being used? Well, um... That's so important.

Well, here's a good example, the first thing I thought of. Okay, go ahead. Where I was like, no, but then yes, it's a lie, which is like the old, you tell someone that you're getting off the freeway right now. You're almost there, you're getting off the freeway. Right, yeah, yeah. You're five minutes from getting off the freeway. You're a couple miles away still.

You're like, I'm exiting right now. Oh, that's a lie. Yeah, that's a lie. That's a lie. Yeah, yeah's a lie. That's a lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what if you said like- That's a stupidest lie because they will find out

in three minutes that you're a liar. What about- I mean, not the way I drive. You know what I'm saying. What if I came in here and I said, I had the worst night's sleep? That's not a lie. That's not a lie.

No, no, no, that's not a lie. Even though it's not the worst in the world history. Correct, yes. That's not, it's- That's just hyperbole. Yeah, that's- Yeah, that's fine. That's not it's just hyperbole. Yeah, that's that's fine. That's flavorful verbiage. Yeah. For color. Yeah. I mean, how boring. Oh, hey, guys, I had this. Okay. The hundred and 17th worst type of my I had an okay ish night.

I watched a show. It was all right. Yeah, that's not but but the white lie category the likes like lie to prevent hurting. Oh man those are tough. Oh you're talking about. I mean it is called a white lie for a reason it's still got the word lie in it. Yeah people are like dude Jason's looking so much better. Yeah. Does this do these pants. It's his burner. Yeah it's his burner account. I told you because he wasn't here on the spit. And I told you I told you I was not listening Does this, do these pants make my brother? Yeah, I can't hear about this. I told you, because he wasn't here on the Spitballers last week. I told you I was not listening to this. I'm not going to work.

Ever since that episode, now we've got burner, or fake burner accounts showing up on our YouTube saying, Jason, you look great, Andy, shut up, stop interrupting. Oh, for real? Oh, every episode. Oh my gosh. Those, you found my burners? We did.

You forgot, you titled yourself way too? We did, we found them. You titled yourself way too obvious. If you had a burner account for comments, it would change everything I've ever thought about you for your entire life. Oh man, that would, no, I've never. Is that a lie? Is a burner account a lie?

I don't know, go check your box, see if you got a dollar. So you go home. No, it's not. So which one would you, I mean, I would imagine you'd go home and find more money in the lying box so that's the one you should pick. What is the other option? People saying bad stuff about you.

I think part of it is you find out. You're like, oh, 15 bad things were said about me today. That would suck so bad. Or 22 lies were told to me today. If I went home and found $22 in the bad about you category. Oh my gosh, that would be brutal. Or what if you got in a fight with your wife and found $22 in the bad about you category. Oh my gosh, that would be brutal. Or what if you got in a fight with your wife and then you go check the box in a couple hours. Yeah, provoking her. It's like 600 bucks is in there. It's

just like trying to go on vacation here. Yeah. Bunch of text messages to her friends about you. Each one, a dollar, dollar, dollar. Yeah. I mean, either one, you could game the system. But yeah. Which one feels worse though? Hearing that people are saying bad things about you Yeah, that's worse. feels a million times worse. People lie.

It sucks, I wish they didn't, but people are gonna lie to me. And especially if I'm going back home to check the money box, I don't know which lies they are, which means I can lie to myself about which lies they were. Like, oh, you can rationalize.

And you can argue some people lie for. Oh, when I lie to myself? If I tell a lie, do I get a dollar? And if you know that you're telling a lie, are you telling a lie? Hmm, I don't think we need to open that third box. So yeah, I'm gonna take the, every time someone lies. Yeah, for sure.

And then just be really sad at how many dollars exist in there on a day-to-day basis. Hudson from Patreon. I think I'll be a little happy too. With the money? Yeah, you'd be like, oh, that sucks, but. I'm sorry, Chris. No, because it's not enough money to make me happy, but it's too much to make me that's true

Well, there's 22 dollars if I was 22 lies a day. Yeah, what's the over under money? Where does where does it tip over where you're like? Okay? I'm happy with the money But if it's a hundred lies a day, that's a problem, too. I Think that one sucks. I am so curious Oh how much money there would be? What the number would be. Like, just normal life. Just today, at the end of today,

how many lies were told around me? If you went to Chick-fil-A and they said My Pleasure and didn't mean it, is that a lie? Yeah, that's a lie. Oh, that's not a lot. You gotta mean it. Alright, let's go here. Hudson from Patreon. Would you rather every time you close a car or close a door, it

it sounds like you slammed it as hard as you could. Or every time you open a car door, the alarm goes off. Both both horrible. I it's funny because I had we had a situation in our house recently where I was positive one of the kids slammed their door and they were going to get in trouble for that. And then they proved that they did not slam their door. So it can be mistaken. Was this air conditioner related?

Air conditioner? Oh yeah, with the suction, the vacuum power? Yeah, I have my bathroom door attached to my master bedroom. It's insane. I don't know how the, it was built wrong because. How do you need to punch a hole in that thing? Yes, it's. How open can it be, and then it gets slammed closed?

So if it's about two or three inches. Oh, from the. From closed. Okay. If it's about two or three inches from closed, and the AC turns on, it will shut itself. When you go to open that door, if the AC is on, you gotta push. And this is a very light, normal door. Like an airlock. Yeah, like an airlock.

So if you accidentally go to close the door like Reg, you just like, oh, I'm just gonna. Oh yeah, normal close. Just need to close that door, and then the AC is blowing, you are strong. Only when your AC is on. Yes. Have you considered there is a ghost in your air conditioning?

That's the stupidest thing you've ever said, but I will look into it. I had a house where I had to cut a vent in a door because of that. That means your doors, I think like it's probably cut too low to the carpet. Yeah, but I love that. I love that. Does it scrape on the carpet? No, it's tile. Oh, but it is like, it must be super. It is so close. Yeah, they did a fantastic job with that, but why I love it. If you're burning alive in there, no one can tell. It's because the smoke ain't coming through the bottom.

If I am napping or want to go to bed, if the lights are on there and you shut that door, lights are off in my bedroom. OK, that is exactly why that's happening. Yeah. So the beam of light's not creeping in. No beam of light. No beam of light. Light cannot get through this bottom of the door.

It can't. The door's just scraping the tile. I guess, but I don't hear it. It's clearly not dragging, because this thing can shut no problem. I feel like you've- What was the question? Every time you close the door, it

sounds like you slammed it. And you're walking through life as an angry person. Every restaurant- I'm not closing any doors. Restaurants and doors and- Wait, doesn't it say car door? No. That was a misread.

Oh. Any door. OK, any door. I was like, when this was, I thought it was car door? No, that was a misread. Oh, okay, any door. I was like, when this was, I thought it was car door versus car alarm, I'm like, I'm clearly slamming car doors, but it is very rude to slam regular doors. It's really hard though to slam like restaurant doors

and stuff, like you can't slam it because they got that like control in them. But you have to close it. I mean, when you open the bathroom door, I don't close the bathroom door, it closes itself. What? I know what you're saying. In a restaurant, you walk in the bathroom.

Yeah, you're talking about closing a door in a restaurant. Oh, I thought you meant at your house. No, no, no, no. What kind of freaking bathroom do you have? You're talking about a restaurant. I don't close a door. I was like, I wouldn't be good dead. I have my guy.

He closes them for me. Yeah, that would be weird to close the bathroom door. I mean, if you're gonna go into a stall in public, then you're, gah, that is a door. A stall slam. I guess this is better for us fellas, because I don't go in stalls very often in public. Yeah.

And if I go in public, I'm probably slamming that door as is, because this is emergency. A women's bathroom It's all women. A women's bathroom just has all stalls. That is correct. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I love. I know what you're saying. I've spent 40 years walking into bathrooms. They're not like that. Right. So I'm just re-Papa Josh is laughing over there. No.

This is great because I watched your journey and your mind and I was with you on it. I know the feeling of how to realize how different that is. So where it's like, you walk into a women's bathroom, it's nonstop stalls. That's so weird, because I've never walked into a bathroom that's nonstop stalls. I've never been in a women's bathroom.

No, we've never. I've never had to like go clean one or something. I've been in, I think, two women's restrooms in my life. Both on accident? Well, I guess I've probably walked into a few more for a split second. Were you like, whoa! Where's the urinals?

Whoa, luxurious, stalls only. But I will say this. The two that I was in were way different than men's restrooms. And I'm not talking just stalls versus urinals. Do they have better stalls? Everything is nice in there. Yeah, because they're not messy. There are decorations on the counter.

They don't pee on the floor? Like fake flowers. And you know what else that they get? We have it in some of ours. They get a couch? They get a couch. No! Wait, Josh is nodding like he.. They get a couch? They get a couch. No! Wait, Josh is nodding like he needs to.

I've heard. You've been in a few. I've heard a tale that a nicer bathroom will have a place to sit. But they also then, guys, pay attention to this. When you're in bathrooms, like a public bathroom, and then see where you don't have a mirror in a bathroom. In guys' bathrooms, it happens all the time. Where we don't have a mirror. Yeah, because they bathrooms. It happens all the time where we don't have them

Yeah, they had because they can't put it up because we're all because I'll break them We're all so dumb that we're like mirror. You know what I need to do scratch my initials into this People do that. Oh, here's the toilet seat. You know what I need to do scratch my name into this What is wrong with that doesn't exist in the women's restroom? I'm sure it exists a little bit, but not nearly as... I know what you're saying, but I don't remember the last men's restroom I was in where there was no mirrors anymore. I'm saying like when you're traveling, like a gas station. Oh, yeah, one of those.

Yeah, for sure. Okay, none of those have mirrors. Sometimes Josh has scratched his initials into women's restroom's mirrors before. Call me! I'm Josh! What was that? I mean go to Josh, go to the do-sir cam. What's going on with your shirt back there Papa Josh? It's nice and bright man. You wore a translucent shirt today. It makes me look tanned. You can see his chest tattooed through the shirt.

The nice thing is I think this light. I think it's not picking it up. I think that this light and this camera, we are actually safe. But I'm telling you, when he walks around, you literally could see his tattoo. It is as sheer as it can be. He's in a wet t-shirt contest.

He's so comfortable. And look, Josh, I have multiple shirts, t-shirts, that are like that. They're so thin. They're so comfortable. Oh, they're called undershirts. And I'll just, these are, and you can, Those are your home shirts.

I can wear it. I'll like, I'll wear this at home. I'll wear it to the gym. I'll wear it to a pool. What about your place of business? To the place of business? No, I don't wear them here. I've never seen you in one, Mike.

Yeah, you have not. Interesting. And I have multiples of them. OK, all right. Oh my goodness. But Josh was like, I'm going to try this on. Josh has been doing some changing of styles, and he's trying some things out.

I'm going to be honest, the first and right now is nips out for Harambe. Look, I was going to say, the first thing I heard when I walked in the office today was him telling two other employees, look, look at me, look at my nipples. And I said verbatim, I said, Josh, please stop saying the word look. Please. And then I walked by. He was so proud. HR hadn't shown up yet.

I got in late. He's getting roasted. He's not done getting roasted. I got in late. And the first thing I heard today was you looking at Josh when I got in and going, are your nipples pierced? Which they are not. He's just like, no, they're just perky.

They're just pronounced to the level of pierced. They're just fully visible right now. All right. We'll let them off the hook. We'll take a break. To the level of pierced. They're just fully visible right now. All right. We'll let them off the hook. We'll take a break. We'll hit some life advice. Spitballers to the rescue. Oh man, Al Borland goes on vacation. Papa Josh steps in, wears half a shirt,

takes it on the chin. Oh, that's good. Life advice, it's something we're very good at dishing out, obviously. We just, we help people. And so Cammie has written in on our website. I wonder how, I actually wonder how many, because we've done a lot of shows,

it's not always, we don't always have life advice. Right. We don't, we gotta, you know, store up that kind of help. But I wonder how many people's lives we've drastically improved. Probably, it's in the millions. Millions? Yeah, it's in the millions.

Cammie from the website. Ruff. Needs our help. My husband, Nick, and I welcomed a baby girl into the world one month ago. Congratulations. Hey, that's awesome. And she says, newborn life is tough.

Yep, been there. The part that is especially tough for my husband as a new father is not being able to help or bond as much as I can since I'm in charge of every feeding. Josh could. What did? Oh. Oh.

You know what I mean? Come here, baby. You're gonna be so impressed by these nips. Feeding Josh could What advice would you give to new dads about how to help or or bond with a newborn? This is a good question because my... I want to take time out. This one's like way heavier than this. Oh yeah. What Josh, what is this? I know it's called life advice. It's really, it's a big joke. It's a bit. And we give advice about stupid things and just like, like my husband's having a really having a

hard time. I mean, look, we have advice for this, but come on. Right. I mean, I will say this. The fear from for the dad is like my second son co slept with my wife. And so I was afraid I'd roll over on my son in bed. Oh yeah. Sure. So for the co sleeping period, I didn't even sleep in the same bed because I was afraid I'd roll over on my son in bed. Oh yeah, sure. So for the co-sleeping period, I didn't even sleep in the same bed because I was too terrified of that. Okay. And I never bonded with him.

And I don't even know their name. We're not really friends. I see him from time to time. He shuffles through the house. He doesn't remember me from his childhood whatsoever. Look, comedy show aside, we are here to help people. Yes. Okay, yeah, he's getting serious.

You kangaroo this baby. Yeah. Okay. Oh yeah, bro, the baby be yorn? Yeah, you kangaroo this sucker, you go chest to chest. Yeah, skin to skin. Skin to skin. That pouch, a kangaroo pouch is much lower,

and that's a little weird. We're gonna go up on the top. There is actually a technique a kangaroo pouch is much lower. And that's a little weird. We're gonna go up on the top. There is actually a technique called kangarooing where you put chest to chest, baby to father or mother, and you put a blanket over them. And you just lay there for a while. The heartbeats start to sink up. Sink up?

Skin to skin. Pretty crazy. So kangaroo. That's it. That's all you gotta do. You don't jump around with the kid in the sack okay right no might be what you're thinking right now you just yeah chest to chest skin to skin there you go or Josh could wear that shirt and it would also be skin right Josh would fall that is that's a

bonding shirt that's what he's wearing even more skin a paternal bonding shirt is what he's wearing today the and my serious advice, Cami, is don't... A mom could feed through that shirt. Sorry to interrupt your serious advice. That's fine. That's all we need here. All right, what's your serious advice, Cami? Is don't sweat it. Yes. Like don't sweat it. Your time will, or your husband's time will come. Mom's got a special role there. Yeah, he bonds when the baseball. Yeah, over hoops.

Yeah. NBA finals bond. Over yelling at refs. Oh, that's right. Yeah, someday you'll bond over you yelling at the bad call for him. Collin from the website, I am getting married and my wife is letting me pick a song

to walk down the aisle before she does we are both huge Disney fans which Disney song do I and my groomsmen walk down to leaning towards something from Tarzan or Hercules but oh man need all three of your wisdom to choose the best song Mike this feels like your wheelhouse. It certainly is. And you're getting married. Two worlds, one family, brother! It's right there! That has to be what he's thinking of. It's Phil Collins.

Which one is that? Two worlds, one family! Trust your heart. Let's face the side. The song is 100% certified banger. That whole soundtrack is unbelievable. Symbolically, he walks down the aisle? Yeah.

You don't want like Gaston? No one's strong like Gaston. No one's. And that will work. Yeah, I mean. That's funny. You got different directions you can go here. Yeah, no, that's the more...

The every last inch of me is covered in hair. Like, that's your time to shine. Yeah. I actually like that a lot. Yeah, I mean, you get to pick. Yeah. Call your shot. Yeah, what kind of wedding is this?

What kind of guy are you? If you had to pick one, Jay, what would you, for you personally? What would I walk down the aisle to? Hmm. Do you even have any idea? Probably I just can't wait to be king. Oh my god!

Probably, probably. And I just can't wait to be king. Do do do do do do do do do. And you're like, turns out I wait forever. I am never the king. That's a good answer, both of those. That's great. Mike from the website,

a newer friend is asking me to be a reference for a job they are applying for. Uh oh. After some thought about it, well that's not how a sentence works. Maybe it is. After some thinking about it, some thought about it. Thoughts.

Thoughts about it. I don't think this particular individual is a good fit for the job. This is where the line comes in. And as a result, I don't feel comfortable recommending them for this job to this employer. What should I do? What do I say to my newer friend? Okay, so it's a newer friend, yeah.

So that I don't hurt their feelings or make things awkward. If I were- That doesn't sound like a friend. If I were a person I have been friends with for a long time, I could just be honest with them. Do I just give them the good referral and hope for the best? You add a dollar to the box, that's what you do. Yeah, you're going to lie here. Add a dollar to the box or lose a new friend. I mean, those are your two options. I don't know what business they're applying to. Sandwich artist? I cannot imagine.

I cannot imagine that you care so deeply about this business that the new friend, you're not even sure. You're not 100% sure they would be bad for the job. Or even know the friend. Yeah, you don't know the friend that well. You can lie for this person and help our economy. You don't need to. Help get jobs. Yeah, you don't need to be like,

this sentence here reveals a lot. I don't think the particular individual is a good fit for the job. That's okay. You're stepping up too high. Mind your business, man. Mind your business. You're going too high in the hierarchy here.

Who are you? For a job? Like literally my best friends, if I had lifelong friends, I'd be like, that's weird, you don't seem to fit that. I'm not going to do it. No, unless you're a criminal. Hey dude, don't go good that job. If you're a criminal, I won't recommend you. I'm not recommending you to the bank. Yeah, or if the job is heart surgeon, okay, no,

he does not have a degree. I do not recommend him. I've had to write a couple of these letters for people that I know probably aren't the best fit for jobs. But they've asked me to write them. And I try to tell the truth about their best qualities. I know this guy. Yeah, I just mentioned the best things about them,

you're not gonna mention the worst. And then you let the other company figure out the bad stuff later You don't even got a ride use AI just what company would you care about so much that you need to prevent your newer friend from? Working at so well telling you this is not a friend He keeps referring to us as we need your friend Unless they're applying to be a masseuse at the place you frequent or something I'm just trying to think how it could impact you in any negative way.

Yeah, put a dollar in the box and tell the whole white lie. Put a dollar in the box. Is a newer friend going to be making more money then? Oh, is this jealousy? Oh. It's a promotion at the same company. Yeah, just give them a referral. Hope for the best.

That is the answer. And we'll move on. There is one final question I saw, I think has been in here a while, John from the internet. My bosses talk about my nipples being visible at work. How do I deal with this unwelcome attention? Oh man. Oh, this one's over.

And that'll do it. Good night, everybody. There's a simple solution to this. Hide them. Yeah. Keep them secret. Your bosses aren't... It's very much like the one ring. Keep them secret, keep them safe. Yeah. I would just, you know...

And don't start every sentence with look. Like, look at my nipples. So, if your bosses are talking about your nipples, John, from the internet, I would... Yeah internet I would talk to John I would look inward and I would say why yeah, just What's a walking outward because maybe You've done nothing and they're talking about and then I would I would start at that point Maybe looking for a new place of business. If for no reason your bosses

are talking about your nipples, that is not a good work environment. Would that show up on your referral letter to that new company? Oh, of course not. I'd put a dollar in the box. Would not talk about... However, if they're talking about your nips because you've asked everyone to see your nips, show your nips, then you're fine. The fact that you still have a job is awesome in your workplace environment is great.

Yeah, that's the answer. You must have a comedy podcast. Yeah, let's take a break, we'll draft. ["Dreams of a New World"] All right. We are. We're still here. We're here. We're jumping into the draft today, and it is foods or drinks that instantly make you

feel like a kid again. We said you can draft anything that is current that makes you feel like a kid, anything that is from the past, nostalgia-wise that makes you feel like a kid anything that is from the past nostalgia wise that makes you feel like a kid there were when I was doing yeah we hadn't done that yet oh dollars draft hey good work Josh amazing work nipple man incredible Wow whoa I a couple more seconds I think the FCC is gonna shut us down okay we don't have a second go off of that. Yeah, we can't have those on out here. We don't have a seven second delay. I forgot the drop, thank you. Thank you very much.

When I was doing research for this, by the way, Mike, you got the first pick foods or drinks that instantly make you feel like a kid again. I was seeing pictures of things. Oh, yeah. And the pictures of the things were bringing back so many warm and fuzzies from being a kid. And it's funny, because how much cancer I got from these items,

I don't know. But it has to be an issue. It's got to be all of the cancers, because a lot of these don't exist anymore. All the diseases. Man, were they good. So Mike, you've got the first pick. Nothing quite like nostalgic treats or snacks

or things like that. What do you got? Yeah, first pick in this one, I don't know, probably not the strongest place to go. But I'm going to go, look, when you open up the fridge, you're thirsty. You're looking around. You're like, there's orange juice.

Purple stuff. There's some purple stuff. Ooh, Sunny D! Sunny D. I mean, I don't know the last time I had a Sunny Delight. You were a kid. I think it's still around. I think that they do grown-ups Sunny Delight now.

They've tried. They've tried to market to the real. To all of us growing up, they've tried to hit it. Like, I'm in. Yeah. Now, was Sunny D ever containing anything that actually was orange juice? There is nothing.

It's all just fake. There is no nature in that bottle. That is just science. Yeah, okay. That's a good pick. That's a good pick. It's funny because the first things that I thought about just naturally that came to mind boom bam, They were all drinks.

Okay. Yeah. I don't know if that's because... Yeah, no, I found a lot of them were that. I'm just out running and playing basketball or getting sweaty and then you need to cool off. But I'm going to take the one thing on my list that I can't believe it's not around anymore. I mean, there's things like it. But it's another drink. It's a Squeeze It. Okay. Because that is exclusive to kids.

The Squeeze It, if you don't remember, it's basically Kool-Aid in a little pre-packaged. It was bleeding PFAs into your drink. It was a plastic squeeze. It's the same stuff they put in the hummingbird feeders. It practically was. And the container is, it's got a little hole, a twist off top.

Oh, it was so easy. It was so portable. The design of it. They don't make squeezes anymore, do they? I don't know. They don't, no. Probably because that. I would never buy them for my children.

Probably because of the cancer. But those things were awesome. And they were exclusively, I feel like. Were we killing turtles with the bottles or something? Grownups. I think we were killing humans with the bottles. Do you remember you could like squeeze it, and then it would have suction,

then it would stick to your tongue? Oh yeah. Okay, thank goodness everybody knew that. Squeezers were awesome. That was at the tippy top of the list. That was one of the first things I thought of as well. I'll go with another beverage, Dan, just because when I drink it,

I feel like I'm kinda like cheatin' and stuff. Because it's just not something that's a normal casual drink. If you drink it now, it just reminds me of being a kid and havin' fun, it's chocolate milk. It's chocolate milk. We grew up in a time where I ate at the cafeteria every day at school and

Every day they just pump kids full of chocolate milk. You just got the little Paper or I was never a chocolate milk guy. Well, that's a terrible Even that way because I wasn't when I was a kid. Oh, that's a mistake chocolate milk is really good Oh good. It's probably my parents fault Yeah, not healthy. You have less cancer. Well, my kids have been banished from chocolate milk as well. Oh, gosh. I didn't get it. You don't get it either.

Brother, it's really delicious. So I'll go chocolate milk for the first one. The second one, I have a bunch of things that pop into my head. I'm going to go with gushers. OK. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with Gushers. Okay. Oh yeah. The Gushers, the Gushers fruit snack revolution was like,

it was like they had, all the scientists of the world got together and they figured out how to put- It was the pinnacle of fruit snacks. How to put like a little bit of goo in the middle of a fruit snack. And it was like science had unraveled the space-time continuum

and given us the greatest treat ever. And the commercials made us, like, I love Gushers because of the commercials. That's true. And in my imagination, they are great, and I love eating them. But they're not that good. Oh, what? When you, they're... Oh, Peter Pan. You don't think

they got enough Gushers in them? I don't know. You grew up. They don't Don't hear what I'm not saying. I love them. There's I love eating them I feel like I love eating them. I don't I do do I think it used to be better the last time I open a package they all stick together as one. Yeah, he's that's and there's nothing inside That's how they always were you need to bring. Well, they always stuck together two packets You need to bring two because gushers was the number one,

let me have one, candy at lunch. Oh, and they skimped on those packs. They did. It was like five Gushers per pack. So I'll go Gushers with the chocolate milk. I'm already having a great time. Yeah. Jason, it's back to you.

You've got to squeeze it. Now, didn't they make like squeezes with like characters and shapes on the bottles too? I'm sure they did. Pretty sure they did. I'm pretty sure they did. All right, this one is one of my favorite things in the world and I still have them from time to time. It's not a common occurrence, but I genuinely think

part of the reason I love them is because it makes me feel like a kid. It makes me, like, it's a children's food. And so if I can just eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, baby. I remember on my honeymoon, we took a Disney cruise, so this is where I feel like I'm a grownup. But then I found out you can order room service for free

and I can get 12 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at midnight and I was just like, I was a kid again. It is a 12? Oh yeah, that's not even a joke. That's what I ordered, 12 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. How many did you eat? 12 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Not listening.

It's great. Oh man. And with chocolate milk, even better. I could eat infinity peanut butter and jelly. I don't get full on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I couldn't, if you brought me a plate as large as this table, I could eat it all. I am positive.

Yeah, I believe in you. Mike, you were back on the clock. You got some Sunny D, making you feel like a kid again Yep Alright, I got my I got two I'm locked in here Number one is which thank goodness ice cream man still comes around. Okay, and But the the absolute goat and I'm gonna just call it a generic over here But as the character

ice cream bars. Sure. So we had Ninja Turtles. Is that like the Ninja Turtle ones with the gumball eyeballs? We had Sonic. Tweety Bird. Tweety, yeah. The Looney Tunes. Oh man. Oh my gosh. Remember Looney Tunes? No real ice cream in those either, are there? With the little bubble gum eyeballs. Yeah, the eyes are always a candy. Those are the absolute best. And they always look nothing like the package. Oh, they're monsters when you open them up. They are half-melted

monsters. Kill me. Kill me. I'm an abomination of science. I'm so green. But it was the absolute go-to. That's a great... So I had ice cream truck items. And I didn't know if you guys would let me pick that or not, but I totally...

Because anything from an ice cream... The ice cream truck is pure nostalgia. Yeah, and it just drives around, brings joy to children. It does. And you know what? but it also brings terror to adults. Oh man, you're in the, I was, so we moved, we're in a gated community now, so the ice cream man doesn't come by, can't come by, but before we moved here, we had an ice cream guy that came by all the time and he found out

that if he comes by our street all the time, he gets money all the time, and there were moments where I could hear it before the kids inside. And I literally, I'm like, I am turning up music. I'm talking to the kids. I'm doing things to distract them. They cannot hear this monster outside. I have done this because it's, my children have very good hearing and it's, and it is a, it's a 100% guarantee. Check out my new song guys.

Bonk bonk, bonk bonk bonk. It's 100% guaranteed that as soon as one of them hears it, they stir up the whole house, they come running, screaming, Dad, can we get ice cream? And it's like a lot of times, yeah, but there's times where it's like- How much could you charge? An ice cream truck? Social experiment, if you're an ice cream truck, with the amount of excitement the kids have inside the house running out into the street

I don't know just charge a thirty dollars a bar. I never even asked for the price. I'm just like yeah I know here. Okay. Hey, I've already decided Yeah, yeah, there's not there's no way I'm going to let my children down. Yes Yep, it stood there for way too long figuring out what they're gonna to get. So funny. Dude, you need a subscription to that. No we don't. It comes by every day. You get one bar a day. Oh man.

I'm going to invent that. All right. You've got character ice cream bars from the ice cream man. My next pick. I'm hitting multiple nostalgia things here because children gather around, I know it doesn't seem like it, but at once upon a time Pizza Hut was the absolute most legendary pizza place. And then when you were a child, if you read enough books over the summer, you earned yourself a personal pan pizza from Pizza Hut and boys those things full send every once in a while you'll come across in an airport and they'll have like the the

ready to go Pizza Hut personal pan pizzas and it's like well I'm getting one of those because this tastes like my childhood tastes like happiness. So yeah, personal pan, Pizza Hut pizza. Very, it has to be Pizza Hut. There's nothing like accomplishing your reading goal and getting rewarded with a small pizza. Well, I'll tell you what is equally as good, not accomplishing your reading list, but still getting the reading reward

if you know what I mean. A dollar in the box. Dollar in the box, Mike. You guys got the stars and didn't read, huh? More like $10 a box. Oh, man. Brutal. Jason, you are back.

I read plenty. On the clock. All right. Each chapter counts as a star on your little book it. Well, speaking of star, my next pick was inspired. I didn't have this on my list coming in, but you talked about Gushers and you talked about the lunch room and what was always the most envied

or most shared. This was my lunch staple. I don't think one day of high school or grade school or middle school went by without a star crunch. Yeah. I knew there was going to be a little, that's a little niche. It is niche. I know it. And I wonder if it was just real big in our school, Jason. It's a little Debbie. Is it still, oh my gosh, there's still a round. Cookie with caramel and crisp rice. You never knew quite what it was. So wait, so it's a cookie that is caramel dunked and then covered

in rice? Yeah. When you bite it, it didn't bite like a cookie. You'd have to tear off a piece. Because of the caramel. Because it's basically a candy bar. Oh man, it's so good. I highly recommend everyone go buy a Star Crunch right now. They exist? Apparently, yeah. Little Debbie doing work. The idea that there's a Star Crunch factory for the last 30 years just pumping these things out, still selling them. Okay, good pick. I have chocolate milk and gushers. I Have too many items on the list So I'm having a hard time deciding I will go hot pockets, okay

Because I haven't had a you asked me the last time I've had a hot pocket I promise you it was when I was a child, but it was the easiest lunch on earth. Mom's saying, eat lunch, eat something, grab a hot pocket, molten lava, ham and cheese, try your best to eat the thing, but without setting your mouth on fire and run back outside to play. We pick up some hot pockets from time to time for the children. Yeah. It's convenient. Like, hey, put this for the children. Yeah. It's convenient. I'm like, hey, put this in the air fryer.

That's true. Make your own. You can air fry them, huh? Oh, yeah. Oh, all righty. All righty. Sounds pretty good. I haven't had diarrhea in a while.

And I'll close it out with Fun Dip. I'm going to close it out with Fun Dip, because that was the. That was a go-to for you. The Fun Dip was just, again, another trick on the parents here. Oh, we're going to give you a stick of sugar. Yeah, it's just a stick. It's a stick of sugar that you dip in sugar, but then what would really happen is you'd end up eating the stick too soon and then just pouring all the sugar, the remaining

sugar, which by the way... The stick was always the best part. There were two flavors, strawberry and your mouth is blue for a week. Those are the two flavors that you got and the berry one was even better. And your poop was blue. Oh, everything. I mean, this is the thing, they're trying to get you

to stop with all the artificial colors and stuff now. But I think we're all fine, right? From like a, I think we had an IV of artificial colors for about 20 years. I don't know if I'd call us fine. Oh yeah, probably not fine. I mean, living. Yeah.

Yeah, we are alive. Fine? I don't know. I've seen your blood work, Andy. Think about these. You got a few problems in there. Think about, is that from the Fun Dip? Probably.

Think about the memories we have though. That's true. You wanna have joy and some health problems? I don't know. But I'll close it out with Fun Dip. All right, all right, I'm back up. Really close between two. I'm not gonna pick this, and I don't think anybody would. Wait, you're not gonna pick it?

What just happened? I'm not picking this, and nobody would. All right. I'm not even gonna tell you about it. It was fish sticks because. Oh, that would have been a kids thing, yeah. Yeah, to me it's like, I'm a grown up and I don't eat fish sticks.

Yeah, you don't eat fish sticks. But I don't, like, I do, does any grown up eat fish sticks? No, because we eat fish and chips. Right, yeah, beer battered, cod, Atlantic cod. It's way more sophisticated. Fish sticks. Not shaped into a stick. Fish sticks are for children, but that's not what I'm picking. I'm going to pick something else that kids eat.

I'm taking fish sticks. It's available. But it's a happy meal. It comes with a toy. You know what I mean? OK, that's fine. It's an outstanding thing. It's pretty on the nose.

It is super on the nose. You have to be a kid to order it. But I mean, you don't, right? Or put a dollar in the box. You know what I mean? This is a new line. I love the dollar in the box. The dollar in the box line.

I mean, there's no way to not. Can I pay a dollar and get away with a line? Is that what we're saying? That's what we're saying. So long as you put a dollar in the box, you say anything you want. A dollar in the box. I mean, have you gotten one for yourself recently?

No, no, I've never in my life, I have never in my life ordered a Happy Meal for myself. Because when I had Happy Meals, I was a kid. So you should do that later. I've ordered Happy Meals for my children. I think I'm gonna go through, drink a Happy Meal. You clearly didn't know about when Burger King was giving away

Pokemon stuff with their kids' meals. Suddenly you had a lot of kids, Mike. I was a kid. I was a teenager getting those things. That does not count. That does not count. It doesn't count? It does not count.

Because I was a teenager? No, because it's not a Happy Meal. Burger King doesn't have Happy Meals. Happy Meals are exclusive. Oh, they have kids' meals. Yes, everybody does, but the nostalgia was the box. Even more than the food inside. I don't care if I got nuggies or or French fries, I don't even care what the toy was it was the box. Yeah, I got you. I got real

It's a good pick Mike. What do you got close us out? man, I Bet Josh has a bunch of like mid-60s early 70s stuff he could share Cover those of like mid-60s, early 70s stuff he could share. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, come on, cover those things up. Hey! It's inappropriate. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I'm the same as you.

I got a lot of them. I'm going to go Rice-A-Roni, Josh? Is that? Oh! It's the San Francisco treat! That's a good pick. I love it. Dude, Rice-A-Roni is so good.

But Rice-A-Roni is not a kid thing. I eat that every year at least. Oh, here we go. Cream of Wheat. Is that one of your top? I used to love Cream of Wheat. There youoni is not a kid thing. I eat that every year. Oh, here we go. Cream of wheat. Is that one of your top? I used to love cream of wheat. There you go. Marshall does.

I knew it. All right. I'm going to go with Lunchables. Yeah. Oh, for sure. I was never, literally zero times ever allowed to have a Lunchable. I don't mean this in a mean way, but you're like,

dad checks out with everything. All the other stuff I know about your childhood. Oh, you mean the no cable? Yeah, just like, yeah. No cable TV? The way that your parents would, what they would be like, this is OK and this is not. Because Lunchables were too expensive.

It wasn't for health. I was going to say it was not about. Yeah, no, they were way too expensive. It was because they were expensive. Yeah, they still are. And they're still. Crap. They're still crap. They're still as mid as a kid.

Oh, they're so bad for you. They're so mid. They're bad for you. And some of them. The pizza ones were just like. The pizza one. Dude, I was just going to go on a rant. Here's your unmelted cheese and your freezing tomato sauce.

And that's like all the kids' favorite ones, because they build it. And I'm like, what? Yeah, build your own pizza with your cold sauce. It's so disgusting. It's like all the kids' favorite ones, because they build it. And I'm like, what? Yeah, build your own pizza with your cold sauce. It's so disgusting. It's so gross. Go find a microwave now. They don't do it.

They just literally take the little cold dough, and then they fill it with cold marinara, and then they put cold mozzarella on it, and then they eat it like a cookie. Yeah. It's disgusting, and it's their favorite ones. That's like my son Isaac. All day every day.

He would pick that 10 out of 10 times. If you've got the whole, you could do all these different ones. He always wants the pizza. Oh my gosh. Disgusting. That's so funny. Yeah. Some honorable mentions on the list.

I put ants on a log. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't especially love having to eat ants on a log as a kid. No, because that's raisins on peanut butter and celery. Yeah, like peanut butter, celery. Okay. That's fine. I also put pigs in a blanket. Yeah. If you had pigs in a blanket and ants on a log on the side, that was a thing. Did you guys ever have bagel dogs as a kid? I had bagel bites. Oh, bagel bites is on the list. Bagel bites is on the list. Bagel bites is on my list, but I already took the personal plan.

The Ritz Handy Snacks with the little red plastic cheese spreader, we had those forever. Oh, I forgot about those. Oh, and that couldn't have been cheese. Couldn't have been anything close to cheese. No, that was straight plastic. That was if you melted the orange crayon. And put it in there with the cook mid-crackers.

I forgot all about that. Those were? Dunk crayon. Yeah. And put it in there with the crackers. I forgot all about that. Those were? Dunkaroos. Yeah. I think that Totino's. The last one is the, I don't know what brand, but it's just like the chocolate wafer bars. Oh, yeah.

Wait, are you talking Nutty Bars? Are they called, is it a Nutty Bar? It was never. Nutty Bars are elite. At my elementary school, it was just. Nutty Bars are elite. At my elementary school it was just. You got two of them man. They were just sold.

Yeah. So they were. Anything that gave you two. It was just in the plastic bag. I never knew any branding. It was just, here's the thing. It sounds like a Nutty Bar. It was a Nutty Bar or a Star Crunch for me every day.

Did it come as a two pack? Hold on. Two pack Mike? Oh yeah, yeah of course. Oh that's a Nutty Bar. Yeah that's a Nutty Bar. Yeah they're great. I had them at my house last week. That sure looks like what, that's also little Debbie. Yeah a nutty bar. Yeah, that's a nutty bar. A nutty bar? Yeah, they're great. I had them at my house last week.

That sure looks like what it, that's also little Debbie. Yeah, nutty bars. She's doing work. Nutty bars are 100% what you had, dude. I had Capri Sun. Oh yeah. I had Eggo waffles and toaster strudels. Oh my gosh, toaster strudels.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch specifically, cause cerealals for kids And then bubble tape all cereal all cereal being off the list is dumb. That's such I mean lucky charm should have been a pick. I think the reason that we didn't pick that is cuz We've probably all had a bowl of cereal. Yeah, like yeah, we eat a bowl of cereal from time to time It's not it's not just for kids. That was the outlier at my house, by the way. Couldn't get lunch or bowls, couldn't get anything. I'm not joking.

We had 20 cereals at a time at all times. Every cereal under the sun. People wanted to come spend the night just so that they could wake up, have breakfast, and pick the selection. I don't know why we bought it all. I don't know if it's a coupon game. Maybe the coupons for the cereal were out there all the time.

Cocoa puffs and Lucky Charms and Frosted Flakes and Apple Jacks. We had multiple cereals as well. And you had your pick from Cheerios, Rice Chex. Yeah, you were one of those houses. Rice Krispies. Yeah, I hated spending the night at those houses. Look, every once in a while, Kix. Grape nuts?

Did you get the grape nuts? Grape nuts were definitely there. Total? Some total fiber? Would they allow you to sprinkle sugar over the cereal? I never did, because I liked the Rice Jakes and the Rice Krispies. We were never allowed to sprinkle.

Oh man, I sprinkled. I sprinkled on the sugary cereal. I did it in my later days. And then you'd scrape the bottom of the bowl. I've had it, but it's not how I preferred. It is much better. But the fact that we figured out that this is what we should be eating

in the morning every day. Bravo America. Yeah. What did we learn today? Too much about Josh. Yeah, I learned a lot about Josh. And his nips. I think that's what we'll go with.

Too much about Josh. Too little fabric, really. Not little fabric really not enough sure not enough sure I get him some band-aids cover up Thanks for tuning in everyone. Goodbye Podcast to see what other nonsense the guys are up to check check out SpitballersPod.com.