Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Four Heads & Fictional Companies to Work For - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: July 28, 2025

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What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers Podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Zwip-a-boop-a-dee-bop-a-doop-a-dee-boop. OK. All right. Is it a zwip? A zwip to start it? A zwip.

That's new. Mike? There was no heart in that. There was no heart. There was no. It was so mild. Guys. No.

There's no heart. Imagine? There is no heart in any of my scats. Here's what it came across to me like, Mike, and see if you agree. Yeah. You're in the championship game, you're in the locker room,

the coach comes out to give a big speech, and he comes out with that level of energy. You think that team's winning in the second half? No. Runner-ups. No, nope. No, they're not. I was under the impression. A dead man scat.

That's what Papa Josh called it. I was under the impression that Jason was a trained actor who can't even manage to act. See, here's the thing. I've been told he's done that exact scat no less than 40 times. Look, I've tried to get rid of the scat. OK, I have tried to say what is dead may never die. Your argument against your scats is I've tried to get rid of the scat. Do you? I have tried to say, what is dead may never die.

Your argument against your scats is I've tried to get rid of it. Yeah, yeah. If we're going to complain, there's, oh, I've heard that before. You don't have to hear it ever again. If you, every day you had to run a 40 yard dash and then we're like, you don't run well, you're like, look, I've tried to get rid of the 40 yard dash for years. Yes, and I think you would be like, I don't wanna see you run better.

Try to run faster. That's all I'm saying. All right, welcome, and it is episode 334 as we inch towards one show for every day of the year. That's the next big milestone. We've already got Al, he's scattered recently. I think 365's a big day. You can sit down and you could play an episode every day

for an entire year. Oh no. I mean. You think about leap here? Yeah, you gotta factor that in. We need a quarter episode. You can't. We just need a real short, tight little 15 minute episode.

You can't make bold proclamations. Say it's like this is true Three years in a row and then I should like record a show on Leap day every time like a bonus show every leap day. No, what are you doing? That's only every four years Mike doesn't want me to commit one extra show for four years. Stop it Well, it is 334. Somebody was writing in, a really kind listener wrote in and said how much they're looking forward to their, I think it was their new child being able to be old enough to play them, start in the beginning and play episodes all the way through. Oh, yes, all right. Like a lullaby. Yes, sure.

But there you go. We got, would you rather? That's a great question. And we are drafting the best ficti- OK. All right. I'm doing good. The word's fictional. We're off to a bad start, because someone over here

was forced to skit. Fictional companies to work for. So companies that come out of TV, movies, books, whatever. Fictional companies. I'm dreading having to say that again later. Let's kick this off. Would you rather? Jonathan from the website says, would you rather only be able to open doors with your elbows or only be able to turn lights on and off with your feet? No help from Alexa Loopholes, Jason.

All right, I'll say this. I can no longer go into my backyard. Like right off the bat, if this is an elbow situation. You can't get that. Your back door is, why is that? Yeah, we've got a pool, Arizona law says, if you don't have a fence. Oh, you got the pool lock on the top?

We got the top and the bottom, you gotta go upper handle and bottom handle at the same time. I will allow you to open the pool lock with your mouth. With your mouth, with mouth with it with a string attached to it that is but then you still got an elbow the main part now on the bottom of the string can I put like a little mouth guard no but you can put a sweet treat oh even better dude why would I want a mouth guard if I could put a sweet treat on there like a candy cane yeah just grab that pull that okay so I can't get in my

backyard but now it's delicious to get there Visual the visual of that who stole my sweet treat How many times in your life have you used your feet to hit the lights for you? I mean, it's a matter of like You got to be flexible. I mean we're we're not Young anymore. I wasn't flexible when I mean, we're not young anymore. I wasn't flexible when I was young. You wanna know how to stay young?

Be flexible. So you walk in the room. Turn your lights on and off with your feet. I mean, technically that also means lamps that have like a pole, like not everything's a switch. That's true, hopefully there's like a nice comfy chair next to that lamp so you can just lay back in it and get I mean, I feel like my toe dexterity is probably above average.

Do you want the old-fashioned... I'm pretty proud of that. Do you want the old-fashioned where it's the lever? Oh, no. Or do you want the push switch? You want the push switch. I think you want the push switch. There's more miss clicks on the push switch.

Correct, but there's a bigger surface area. You just got to hit that old paw on the right spot. There's also the lever. I think you're gonna break them. Just to be clear, you can break them and break your toes. You can get your toesies up there, Jay? I can. I believe in Jason.

Like a standing? The surprisingly athletic Jason Moore? Well, he's talking about my hamstring flexibility, which is world-class bad. It is. World-class. I have seen you use a four- shoe horn. It's at least four feet. It might be bigger than four feet. You can just use those crunches. Walk around with

them. I'm pretty confident we're talking about, it's 36 inches. I think it's three feet. But if you want to go three and a half maybe, but yeah, I mean I So two-thirds your height? I use that shoehorn at least once a day, but if I have to take my shoes off then it will become twice a day So why do you think you can get up to the light switch? I know I can, it's not easy, it's not going to be a first try every time You also get the lean Without putting your leg up high Yeah, the lean, I'm not staring straight at it. Oh, is this karate style?

Yeah, I'm gonna go sidekick. Wait, what kind of kick are you doing? You're doing a non-karate kick? He's doing a high kick, he's going straight. I'm tall enough to where I could just lift it up straight in front of me and turn the lights on and off. I don't need to turn sideways. So no Alexa loopholes, but can I move all of my light switches

in the house down to like one foot off the ground? No, no, they must be where everyone else is. But imagine the problems. The problem is, let's say that we did this. Okay. And I have like guests over. Uh-huh. And all the light switches are a foot off the ground.

You don't think that causes big questions? Like what would you do if you go into a room, you go into their bathroom. This is why I said you can't do it. But I'm saying that's the negative, that's the sacrifice for me to get the ease of it being only a foot off the ground. The doors, elbows thing, I mean we gotta think about social, yes that would be awkward for your guests,

but they know you. Oh man. But if you're opening and closing every door of everywhere you go into with your elbows, one, you don't build up elbow muscle. No. That's just bone. So like you're using your elbow,

that's just gonna be. You could callus it a bit. Could you? I mean the skin. Yeah, you will, but. Man, my elbows are sharp, that'll hurt. Like a pull. You know, when you're going into a business,

I don't know how to do a pull. You gotta have some chest strength on that to get those elbows squished together. Or you just gotta wait for someone else to come in or out. I actually think that the light switches would be the easier application than the elbows. Just to adjust to in life. Yeah, obviously a lever door, that's no problem.

One elbow, watch this. But you know, knobs, that's that's going to be so annoying. And honestly, you should change your back door to like the entrance to a like a grocery store. There is like a right. All of our doors just they're all motion openings. Just unlimited bugs in my house. Oh man, that'd be bad. That'd be so bad. You'd have to get the blower. Yeah. Oh yeah, to keep the AC in. No, no, to keep the bugs out.

Wait, is the blower for? I've always assumed it was for bugs. I thought it was for the AC. He's saying when you walk in and you feel wind blowing down, that's for bugs. When you go to an automatic door, there's a fan over it and it goes and blows down.

I've always thought that was for bugs. Are you guys? Are you guys with me? Is that for bugs? Yes. What are you talking about? Oh my gosh. When the door opens it blows down so flies can't fly in while the door doesn't do that? That's why they keep the AC in. I thought it was for AC. I did too.

You did too. It's 100%. I thought it was an airlock system. That's not working. That's for bugs. It's helping. It's gotta be helping. No it's not. That's doing nothing. That giant for bugs. It's helping. It's got to be helping. No, that's doing nothing. That giant wide open door.

It's stopping the air from falling out. No, that cold air is rushing out. Have you ever stood outside of a grocery store where the door's open? It's delightful. Yeah, why? Nice cool air rushing out. The down draft on a motion sliding door at a store

is primarily for climate control But it also helps reduce bug What's your source now? I want it known Want it known because it wasn't on camera. It wasn't vocal, but I'm telling you owl was just he was nodding along with Mike He was saying yeah, that's what it's for laughing at me. It's listed as a secondary benefit insect deterrents. Primary benefit, AC and energy efficiency. Boom, oh that feels so good. It's called an air curtain.

Oh, it's called an air curtain. Does that have to keep the air in? No, it's because it's a curtain of air. Yeah, that's not helping your argument. You already won. But to keep it going. He's trying to double dance. To try and get credit for other things

that don't make sense. It looks like we were all right, fellas. Yeah, you're secondary, right? We're primary, right? No, no, no. We weren't all right because you two were saying it was not for the air. Yeah, I was on that side.

We were interested that, oh, this keeps bugs out. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's true. So we're so smart. Andy, you're so smart. Yeah, you're good. What I'm seeing is they help keep bugs from flying in and also happen to prevent inside and outside air

from mixing together. Oh, what's your source? Quora? Well, look, we got to weigh in on a final here. We got to get the inventor on the line. It's got to be the feet. Feet switches. I will have, there will be some. Although those would be some dirty switches if like other family members use their hands.

That's true and you're gonna have to like I don't always take my shoes off inside but I will have to because otherwise every light switch will be broken. Oh yeah with the. With shoes just kicking it with shoes over and over and over. Like your power bill is also going up because there's gonna be a lot of light just like mm-hmm. I'm not doing it. Not tonight. Yeah, you're just leaving it on? Mm-hmm. Okay. Charlotte from Patreon,

would you rather only need four hours of sleep a night to be fully rested and recovered? Incredible. That'd be so great. But never dream. Don't care. Or would you rather need seven hours of restful sleep but it's always full of vivid dreams?

Oh, okay. See, if you make it vivid dreams, where I'm enjoying, like I'm looking forward to going to bed because I know I'm gonna have a cool dream, that makes it more interesting. How often are you guys remembering a dream? Not too often. What do you? I would say.

I'm very infrequent. I would say once every two weeks. Let me ask. Oh, I'm less than that. Let me ask a question. Does it? What do you mean? What do you mean by remembering dreams?

Because I have a lot of times I remember a dream for the first couple hours of the day. And then I don't remember ever again. That's exactly what I mean. Okay. I would say pretty often lately. I don't remember in the dream. So you're gonna, yeah, I barely't remember ever again. That's exactly what I mean. Okay, I would say, pretty often lately. So you're gonna, yeah, I barely, it is fun. It is nice.

Yeah, I mean. It can be. Yeah, it can be bad too. I mean, sure, it can be bad. I've had dreams where like, it just throws off the day or a relationship with somebody. Oh, the relationships. I had, people do bad things in dreams. Yeah. It's like, that's, that's.

My daughter is, my daughter's in the market right now of, cause sometimes I've had these dreams where something happens to family members, right? And it's not always like catastrophic. It's just sometimes it's, I don't know, they fought all night long in my dream. The kids fought and then I wake up and I'm mad at them. She's got this new thing she's doing though,

where she, she's stolen my wife's phone and texts me like she's my wife's phone and texts me like she's my wife, saying that she's in a bunch of trouble. All to fool me, so when I get home, I'm ready to be like, what did you do today? You're in trouble, and she starts laughing. Oh my goodness. So I got a text the other day that was like,

I'm in so much trouble, I got, or no, it basically said, Alyssa's been horrible, she's fought all day long, mom couldn't do anything, she's bad. What is? And then I get home and she just goes, ah! There's gotta be a long con here.

I don't know what it is, man. We're building to something. I don't know what it is, she's tried to trick me. It's all the boy who cries wolf situation. She just wants me to think that she's in the biggest trouble. If it happens enough, then you won't know what it is. She's tried to trick me. It's all the boy who cries wolf situation. She just wants me to think that she's in biggest trouble. If it happens enough, then you won't believe when it is a problem. That's what I'm saying. There's a long con.

Oh, that is a long con. You're going to go home and just be like, you've been such a good girl today. Do you know how relieved? After your wife's been texting all day. I've been so relieved multiple times. I'm mad that she did it, but I'm so relieved because I'm like, oh wait, everything's fine and you're not grounded for a year. Thank you, but anyways. Yeah.

Now, I would. The dreams. I will say this, I do enjoy a good dream because usually in my dreams, I'm saving the world. I would say yours have got to be. Truman Show. Yes, they're big epic. Times a thousand. I'm say yours have gotta be Truman Show times a thousand.

I'm saving people in almost every dream. That is my go-to default dream state is saving someone. And that's great, it's awesome, I'm in my own movie. However, I also don't give a fart. I don't care. If I don't dream at night, I don't wake up going, aw, I didn't even save the world. I don't care, I don't think about it.

So if you're telling me I get to either have four hour complete recovery sleep so I get to stay up late or wake up early and I don't feel like garbage, that is impactful and if I'm sacrificing something I don't give a fart about, sounds great. Now, if you were to change this to lucid dreaming every night, now we got a conversation. Dreams where you're aware that you're dreaming within them.

Yes, because you can control a lucid dream. I've done it once in my life on purpose. I got a lucid dreaming mask. Of course. And this was a while ago. I remember. And it was funny. And you got it to happen. Well, but what was weird is I- Doesn't it flash your eyes or something in the middle of the-

Yeah, there's these four red lights on the back of the sleep mask. And so when you sleep, it's supposed to shine those lights. And so if you're in a dream, you will see red lights. So it's like Inception, where if you recognize, if you see, whoa, four big dots of red, you can become self-aware that I am dreaming right now. What's funny is that mask did not work.

But when I got rid of the, I wore it for two weeks, and I was like, well, it doesn't work, and it was not that comfortable. So I stopped wearing it, and the night I stopped wearing it, I had my first ever truly lucid dream, and it was awesome. I think I've told this story before. So you got rid of it?

Didn't you just decide that you could fly? I was driving a mini van. I'm just driving and I realized I was sleeping and I'm like, wait, this is a dream. Can I fly this? I just pulled up like a yoke and I flew that van. If I could control dreams every night, that might be worth the sacrifice.

I think, the inception of the movie has some wild stuff, but I think that they are spot on in the, like if you remember the relationship with Leo and his wife, and it's like, she eventually gets to this place where she can't figure out what's real. If every single night you went to sleep and you controlled the dream,

I think that that would have really bad consequences for your actual real life. I probably wouldn't wanna be here. There is that too. I want to introduce a couple of sleep microtransactions and I wanna know what you would pay for them. Ooh, okay. So one of them is you get to choose your dream

before you go to bed. Okay. Okay, so you get to choose, you don't get to control it, it's not lucid. Sure. But you can control. What are my choices here? You can control general topics.

Kinda like you're picking a genre for a movie. All right? So how much would you pay for that? The other microtransaction for sleep that I would pay a lot for is a sleep button. Just make me go to sleep instantaneously. Some people fall asleep easily. Some people.

That's called my pillow. I know, and I'm so, I've never. When my head hits that button. There's nothing I'm more jealous of than your ability to instantaneously and sometimes uncontrollably fall asleep. Just gain 50 pounds, man, it's so easy. But I can't, sometimes I sleep fine,

sometimes it's hours of rolling around. If I could push a button, I would pay so much money for that. Because that's basically sleeping less. Right, yeah. That's taking like an hour off of my sleep time. Does it take you an hour to fall asleep? Sometimes. I'll say this.

Not always. I will say this. I don't know what the correlation is. Every now and then, I have a hard time falling asleep. It might be hours. And I don't know if it's just, I mean it's probably not just because I'm usually out immediately when I try to sleep,

but those are absolute worst case scenario. I hate everything in life. It is awful. It is so bad. to try to sleep, but those are absolute worst case scenario. I hate everything in life. It is so bad. I mean, I would rather fall asleep and have nightmares than live through that real nightmare. Okay, so which would you rather have instant, you don't need instant sleep, Mike.

Do you need instant sleep or can you, you're pretty good. I'm okay-ish. I think I'll probably, I guess I would say I'm in the middle of you guys. I don't have instant fall asleep. But you know, no problems. Going in the summer has helped. I've been doing okay lately because I've been doing in the old pool like every day.

The old pool. The old pool. He's been doing the old pool. Going out in the pool. You don't want to sleep in the pool today Don't sleep in there go in the pool Well, you oh my son you go in the pool before sleeping and it helps you sleep I like just I'm saying during the day go get an hour of Sun go be in the same hour helps tremendous You think the Sun exposure? Yes is helping the sleep 100% interesting. Yeah, I've I didn't think about that Yeah, you're not the activity in the pool. 100%. Interesting. Yeah.

I didn't think about that. So it's not the activity in the pool, it's not like you're swimming laps to get tired. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just out there shooting a basketball. Getting sun. Oh, pool basketball, the old pool basketball. Yeah, the old pool basketball.

The other day, I was in the pool with my son, and he went on one of the, you know, it's like the little, the raft, the two-part raft, where the cushions are just on the edge and then there's the mesh. And he fell asleep and to the point of multiple times, the head just started drifting and eventually splat into the water.

Whoa. Ear full in the water, stayed full asleep. No. I just swam over, gently pushed his head back up. Wow. Still asleep. I was like, pushed his head back up. Wow. Still asleep. Oh my gosh. I was like, this dude is a monster.

Man. The king of sleep. All right. I'll take the four hours. I'll take the four hours. The four hours will be so awesome. That'd be amazing. We'll take a quick break.

We've got some great questions. That's a great question. Isaac, from the website, do people with big foreheads have big foreheads if they are bald? Yes! yes! This is a great question. So this is Isaac from my house. This is my son. Through the website. Through the website.

He just came, totally at random. And this wasn't like he read this anywhere, this was just like from the heart. I love that he is thinking. Yeah, exactly. Do people with big foreheads have big foreheads if they are bald? In other words, if you have a big forehead,

is it possible you could get rid of your big forehead? If you shave your head, do you no longer have like a big forehead? And when he said that, I was like, no, you'd still have a big, and then I go, it's a pretty easy no for me. I think you're wrong. I think you're actually wrong.

I mean, maybe we'll get in technicalities of, you're like, you don't have a big forehead. You're saying that you get rid of your forehead when you shave your head. I'm saying if you have a big forehead, and then you shave your head, you will now just have a big head. Interesting. That's what I mean by the technicalities. Would you mind taking your hat off for a second? You do have a big head. Interesting. That's what I mean by the technicalities.

Would you mind taking your hat off for a second? You do have a big forehead. I'm trying to think about this. But the thing is, I don't think you would have, your forehead is your hairline to your eyebrows. Would you show your head real quick? Your, your, your. Will you bick your head?

It has almost happened multiple times in like the last couple weeks. Oh, for real? Yeah. Oh man, if we come in one day and Mike's yeah there there there could be a day real soon Go the risk there. Oh That's not true. If you can If you commit you may never get it back. I'm not taking a Bic razor to it. It was just the clippers

Oh, okay. You've done that. Well, then you still have a big forehead though Cuz we can still see where your hairline is. So the hairline. If you don't have a hairline at all, and you shave it. But you have an area where your hairline is. His forehead's like the green monster at Fenway. Yeah, it is. It's gigantic. But your hairline, even if you go bald,

you have the place where your hairline is supposed to be naturally. Sure, but if you're bicked, then there is no... Michael Jordan might have had a big forehead. Oh, you know, you don't know. But you have no idea. Whereas LeBron, you know. But until he shaves his head.

I mean, it's the cure. Okay, all right, you're swaying me a little bit. It's the cure for the forehead. You could be a person with the biggest forehead in the history of the world and no one may ever know if you've always been bald. Exactly right. exactly right. I mean, sure, you've got a big head. I feel like this-

Yeah, but would Peyton Manning's forehead have been saved? That's a great question. Ah, there's no way that thing- I feel like we all would've known because of the- You don't know where the forehead ends, therefore you put on a normal forehead to that person. If a fly was going through the air and it could hit part of your head and

splatter, that's the line. What? That's the difference. What? That's where the curve happens. If it glances off of you, that's the difference between the forehead and the top of the head. You're saying where it's actually flat. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's where your hairline is supposed to be. I was just thinking of a fly flying a paid manning's forehead. It would splatter. It's, you're gonna be like. No matter if you shave. You gotta look at like eyebrow to crown.

That's what you'll be. Eyebrow to crown, like a distance? Yeah. Eyebrow to crown the head. You have more skin there than I do? Yeah, I will for sure. Let me ask you this, genuinely. Two questions.

Have you ever in your life been walking around, and I know we talk, okay, Mike's got a big forehead, but have you been somewhere and you thought, whoa, that dude has a big forehead? Every time I look in the mirror, they ask me if it's ever been a bald person. Have you ever, so we have all judged a forehead or two in our lives, right?

Certainly, certainly. I'm sorry to say the truth, but we've walked him in like, whoa, that dude's got a forehead. That's a five. That's a fiver. But have you ever seen a- See, I'm still four. Is that what that means?

I don't think that's- Please tell me that's not- It's not four fingers. Four fingers? I don't know. Because otherwise most people are three heads. Good enough for me. What are you?

Well, I'm in my hairlines. Let's see it, Baldi. See? You're four, no, you're four to your hairline. Depends which colors. What are you doing? Well, which hairline here? No're fourth. No, you're fourth to your hairline. Depends which coat. What are you doing? Well, which hairline here? No, eyebrows. Eyebrows to the hair. Yeah, so my eyebrows to my hair. I'm doing, like, that's where my hairline was.

Oh, yeah, I'm a full four. You have the lowest tuft. My point is we have all in life seen people that have a large forehead. Yes. And you have never once, or I guess I should ask the question, have anybody in this room ever walked around, seen a bald person and thought-

Coneheads. They have a big forehead. Okay, so the fictional conehead characters, I would agree with you completely. I'm asking, do the coneheads have big foreheads? Yes. Yeah, they do. So outside of the fake aliens,

have you ever seen a bald person and thought that's a big forehead? No. I'm gonna be paying attention now. Yeah, see if you can find it. Because you're just- It would take like a medical, it would take like a monster. I don't think so. I think there are some people

with a shape. I think you get distracted by the bald. So the fact that someone is bald, you're just like, you don't even think about it because you're like, oh, that poor soul is bald. I'll bet you anything, Jason Statham had a huge forehead and you just don't even think about it. Jason Statham? No way. Interesting. Oh, for sure. Yeah, but look, pull, okay, pull up a picture of Jason Statham. I know. That's a big forehead. But you never thought that ever. Not when he's bald.

You said no way. You said no way was there normal has there been. I said no way because I was defending Jason Statham. Exactly. Who is a heartthrob. Exactly. And now he's a heartthrob with a big forehead. Only because we've pointed out that if you put hair on him,

he's got a tracheaetic forehead. I think this just proved, Jason Statham just proved. Jason Statham has a huge forehead. He has a huge forehead that you have never thought He has a big forehead when he's bald If you got a big I'm shaving my head my media. You're good to go. We got a forehead goes poof Yeah, you would take care of this. Yeah, that's amazing. I think that proves it Man Peyton should have gone bald a long time ago. Yeah, pick that thing. And get a bigger helmet, man.

It is a big problem of the big forehead, is if you have your hair goes up, it just accentuates the forehead. Yeah, yeah. The male bangs isn't as prolific. No, that's a good point, right? Oh my gosh. You see this with actresses.

Sometimes if their hair is back, they look completely different. Bangs makes you look like a totally different human being. Totally different, but we don't do the bangs. We don't do a lot of male bangs. I'm either going shaved head or bangs. Yeah. We got the hair that kind of comes down in front. But we don't do it like bangs. We don't bang it. I mean, we got like the hair that kind of comes down in front, but that's not a full

we don't do it like bangs. Bang it. I want it to just be, you know, not be swooping to the side. Yeah, no, I mean, that's that I guess that's the talking these. No, the swoop. The swoop is the Justin Bieber. Yeah, that's male bangs. That's kind of male bangs.

But I want straight down. I want straight down bangs. We did try that. That was the bowl cut. Yeah, I guess the bowl cut was. We gave that a rip. So did Mark Davis, I think it was, of the... Oh, of the Raiders?

He had very short bangs. We just don't do it as much. I think for a reason, though. Let's bring that back for middle-aged men. Yeah. We don't have enough hair to grow bangs. Darn. Yes, probably.

I don't. Mike can grow bangs. Here's a great question from Jason. Time out. A great statement from Jason. Okay. Mike, if you decide to shave your head. Yes.

And you're going to a bick-it, will you please cut bangs first? Just for a minute? Yeah, maybe. Just style some, because I mean, right before you shave it. I just got a haircut. Oh, no, not long enough. It's gonna be a while. Yeah, well if it's a while, if you've got long hair,

before you shave it. I'm not going to a bigot. I do not need a shiny head. No, I know, but even before you buzz it, just do some bangs. Just do some bangs, and then buzz it. Yeah, well, I'm gonna be walking in here with a mustache and a shaved head one day. Yeah, you are. Mark from the website, you are fighting for your life in the Coliseum. Okay.

Okay. Which we've been there. Many times. We know the... we're finally doing this question. You are armed with a hunting knife only. Pick two of the following... Jason, it's written down in the show, Doc. You don't need to write things down. I need to pull that up. You're gonna want the list. Pick two of the following

lists to help defend you. The rest of the list will all be attacking you. If you survive 30 minutes, you are free. This is the viral question from a few years ago. So you get to pick two of these sets of animals. Ten alligators, fifteen wolves, one hunter with a rifle, single chamber, unlimited ammo, okay, five brown bears, two gorillas, ten000 rats, seven buffalo, and four lions. So I have- That is a lot to digest. I have-

That's a lot of options. I have a question that I think actually is foundational to this, because I've always had my answer for this, but I need to know, are these, do these animals understand what is happening? They- No, I'm like, yeah, I'm not like being like, you, over there, point, you go there, are these, do these animals understand what is happening? No, I'm not like, being like, you, over there, point,

you go there, but like, do the animals, is it just their natural inclination for violence and fighting, or do they understand that this is a fight to the death and we're on a team? Yeah, they're trying to kill, they're trying to kill. They're trying to kill, they cannot be coordinated, they cannot communicate with each other, but each one individually. I think they can communicate with each other. You do.

Yes. You think these animals can make battle plans? Wolves? I think it's more like- You ever seen a pack of wolves hunt something? I think that's like an instinctual search. Within the species, we're saying- Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I mean. Yeah, I thought you were saying that the wolves are talking to the rats. I'm not Dr. Dolittle. Okay. No, no, no. that's what I mean. Yeah, I thought you were saying that the wolves are talking to the rats.

I'm not Dr. Doolittle. Okay. No, no, no, but like 10,000 rats. Yes. They're not gonna coordinate with each other. Like wolves, sure, whatever their normal state is. Yeah, I'm sure that rats are not. What do you mean they're not gonna,

if 10,000 rats wanna go kill something, they're gonna do it in a ratly way. Yes, exactly, a ratly way, which is not like some, like wolves will literally have like, they hunt in a pack. Yes, it will be proportionate to what they are. Yes, exactly. A rattly way, which is not like some like, like wolves will literally have like, they hunt in a pack. Yes, it will be proportionate to what they are. Yes. They will do it as they are now. This is not the hardest part of the question. Okay. The hardest part of the question is selecting what animals you think will really thrive

and survive. The 10,000 rats, let's just start there. That is so many rats. Yes. They're not capable, I don't think, of, like they're gonna get thrown off of a lot of these bigger bodies, aren't they? Here's the thing is, it is, I don't think we can really imagine what 10,000 rats. There's so many rats. Look, because the rats,

the rats have always been in my group because when I think about, okay, there's 10,000 rats, let's say they're rabid, whatever, they want to attack. And we're in a fight and they know some of them are not going to make it, but the goal is to keep as many rats alive as possible. 10,000 so many. You could swarm four lions with 10,000 rats, swarm them and just have multiple rats go down the throat of the lions and suffocate them

and it will be no problem. This is what I was gonna ask you. It will happen really fast. Will the 10,000 rats facing off against all these other creatures, like are rats doing anything to an alligator? I don't know if they're doing anything to an alligator. I will say this, if they're on your team

and I doubt that they're going to, I personally don't think that they're doing anything to an alligator skin. Suffocation is everything. If they're on your team, and I doubt that they're going to, I personally don't think that they're gonna wind up suffocating a lion in its mouth. That's not likely, but what is, 10,000 of them. What is definitely likely is they will be the best distraction on the list. You know what I mean?

Like if you've, 10 alligators against you or four lions against you and there's 10,000 rats, they're not coming straight for me. They've got to deal with this swarm. I almost want to pick them on my team just so I don't have to have them against me. I think 10,000 rats as part of this group of, because look, you're going to have what? There's eight total sets and two of them are with you,

six are against you. I can't have five of these other groups plus rats. How many rats would it take to feel like you're, to swarm just you? 20's not getting it done. No, no, it means a couple hundred? Probably, probably 250. Because there would be,

To take me down? There's an amount where they you're just overwhelmed. Yeah, and they're like Yeah, maybe I'm maybe a couple hundred. You can't do anything I I think it's like four or five hundred you think it takes that many I think at that point I know I won't like maybe it takes less But I don't think I could take on 800 900 25 rats You're shaking them off. Yes. Is that what you're saying? Yes.

Yeah, I think you can handle 25. I'm stomping every step I take is just a clompity clomp. It's kind of like the zombie horde gets to a point where you can't. It's exactly the same idea. Where you just get swallowed up. Now, I don't know why these buffalo are in here. Yeah, the buffalo, let's rule out the least things. I know they're big.

You're ruling out buffalo? 100%, they're at the bottom of the barrel. It's just, they're just big. Next to alligators. Alligators and buffalo, I'm fighting against them. They're not on my team. That's what, wait, you said the alligators too? Yeah, I'm with you.

Alligators and buffalo. You guys are underestimating the attack of just a buffalo running at you. The hunter, well they can't turn, man. It's all relative to the rest of the list. But it's, I feel like. Let me ask you this real quick, with the hunter with the rifle,

single chamber unlimited ammo, does that mean he has to load every bullet? Yes, yes, yeah, it's like a single shot rifle. That he's pulling, okay. That you gotta reload. If you have him, I mean, you have to have the rats. Otherwise it's worthless. Yes, if you have him, you have to have the rats.

The rats are the distraction, and then the gun tries to take everything down. That is one possible, so chat GPC. There's 40, that would mean you're facing 43 animals. If you have the hunter and the rats, you're facing 43 individual animals, and he has to single shot load. I don't think, he's getting overrun.

Yeah, the humans in. The hunter can't be in. You're facing 43 individual animals and he has to single-shot load. I don't think he's getting overrun. Yeah Can't be in so real quick. I finally got my answer for the rats AI For an adult human a determined swarm of three to five hundred. Okay, Jason was right on the money real danger Like bites and suffocation type overwhelming. Yes, the goal spin full spin You do a full spin when the rats are attacking you to try to throw them off? That's not a bad idea, Andy.

I didn't think about the spin, but that's actually good strategy. Spin and stomp, spin and stomp. Spin and stomp, spin and stomp. It's spit. It's pure run. You do have a knife. Once you're spinning, you're done.

It's already over. I guess dizziness is not good. I know for me at least, the Alligators are gone and the Buffalo... I think I want these Bears. The Bears are the number one. Bears are 100%. I think I want these Bears, man. A single brown bear against a single gorilla, the bear is going to win. Is that true?

And I get five bears versus one gorilla. Is that true? Gorilla's going to lose to a bear? That one's tough. That one's a really tough call. I would say definitely, but maybe not. But it's so close that you get five bears versus two gorillas. That's not close anymore. Listen, I don't want any animals to have to be, to suffer. But if just once in the history of the world

they did all these tests and we could definitively just put one gorilla, one extra, like one of the extras, you know, the runt or something? Well, it shouldn't be the runt, because I want a big baddie. Just give me one. So, brown bear, 1,800 pounds is what I'm seeing. A brown bear, yeah, brown bear's gonna be way bigger

than a gorilla, as far as weight. Okay, right, but then, strength. Strength is probably gorilla, right? Okay, right, but then I was gonna drink strength is probably gorilla right Bite force is gorilla 1300 versus 975 Brown bear. Oh, that's not that far off. I mean this this says The bear size strength claws and durability are overwhelming advantages. I I want the Bears I Think I want the bears in the rat. Oh, this chat GBT is very... So I was just looking further.

I think it's been asked this question a few times. But I mean, usually they hedge everything you say. I ask for what's the best product and they're like, they give me 12. This is winner brown bear 10 out of 10 times. Well look, I wasn't sure if it was only grizzlies that would dominate. Fair. That's literally why I asked the question,

because it was specifically a brown bear. I think think I don't want the hunter definitively. I don't want the buffaloes or alligators. Dude. The wolves are cool. OK, buffalo. Twenty two hundred pounds. I know you're defending big buffalo. I know you're defending a lot of food for my lions, Mike. I had a lot of food for my lions. Am I forgetting what buffaloes look like or something? They got horns

Yeah, but man I'm in a Coliseum dude. They need stampede speed. I don't think they can get up to stampede Yeah, they definitely not taking lions no lions. I think I'm taking gorillas and lions like I want the big baddies I want the ones are gonna destroy as much What's that? So you only get four lions Yeah, yeah Are you saying you'd rather have 15 wolves and four lions because I promise you put 15 wolves and four lions in a Coliseum Nothing else lions versus wolves them lions. See the problem Al and Al's asking about surviving 30 minutes with the hunting rifle You got minimum you got 43 animals to kill with a hunting rifle, you got minimum, you got 43 animals to kill with a hunting rifle.

It's a Coliseum, you get a shot off, maybe two shots off, and then they're on you. Where's the hunt? Yeah, what I was saying, if he's against you, the whole goal is for you to survive. If he's against you, he's one shot, you know, and it's over. Send the rats after him, man, he's got no shot.

Dodge the first one, the rats got the rest. Yeah, you wanna know where I'm gonna be hiding? Behind a buffalo. That's why you're taking him, just to be meat shields? No, no, I'm not taking him. He's shooting his own. He's gonna try to get me, he's gonna be taking down his own buffalo.

It just seems like over 30 minutes, whatever can create the biggest swarm effect, which is the rats to me. The rats and bears, the bears are gonna be near me, fighting off anything that gets close. Rats and bears combo, that's where you're going. Mike, what is your final answer? I mean, I stand by the rats will be able to swarm and just systematically suffocate.

And wow, also not being... I know like the... you just hit them once and they'll die, but they're gonna be harder to hit for those types of animals. I see now, I just looked at all the possible combinations and I realized we're never surviving 30 minutes under any circumstance. Well, the bear cannot lose to anything, right? Four lions will kill five bears, right? Chat GPT... Or will not kill.

Since this is our authority right now, I asked American Bison versus a large brown bear. They said it's a 50-50 fight. And if I get more of them, I'm taking the buffalo and the rats. I'm going as big as possible and as small as possible. Okay. Man.

Is there a chance that the rifle would scare the animals every time it fires and they'd run away from you Yeah, maybe yeah, but I don't think that's enough no, okay. It's not okay. They would be like Like I'm going with the buffalo and the hunter this one usually is don't have the rat Oh, yeah, I'm sorry the rats and the and the buffalo Jason, where did you go? I am gonna go with the bears and the lions. Okay, okay. You're gonna have to deal with the rats, but maybe they take care of it. Yeah, I...

You and nine beasts? Yep, me and the NFC North. All right, all right, yeah, fair enough. All right, we'll take a break. We'll draft. The Spitballers Draft. We are drafting the... Oh, good.

Here we go. Let's try. Let's see if I can say it, the best fictional companies to work for. So movies, TV, books, imagination, whatever the case may be, pop culture, what fictional companies that do not exist in real life would you most like to work for? Jason, you got the first pick. What do you think? Hmm. I don't think this is a very great first pick. Draft, there's nothing to me on my list that's like, oh, I just have to have this, it's so great.

But if it's a place I want to work that's cool, that's unique, that's different, I'm gonna go with Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. That's the number one pick. Is it really Wonka Industries? It is the number one pick. Cause you're not just choosing a company, you're choosing the experiments and the environment.

I can eat the dishes. Now was the experiment, like was the company itself a good place to work for you think? The Oompa Loompas are happy, you know what I mean? Yeah, to work for Wonka? Yeah. To visit Wonka is death. Terrifying. To work for Wonka, I think... He takes care of his own, you know? Yeah, I think he's a good boss. Really? The Oompa Loompas seem like they should like form a union and be really unhappy, but then you watch them. They're singing and in dance. They love their job

Yeah, so Wonka Industries is the 101 and let me look all the the the nasty spoiled greedy children I mean the Oompa Loompas like they're just like hey you guys want to dance and sing about it And you want to know the best part is you know the customers fell in the river the customers you have to deal with None, no one's allowed in. Right. It's like, what do we do here? We just make chocolate and eat. They probably get to eat.

And they've got all those testing areas. To get high on their own supply. Oh yeah, they do. All right, I eat. There's svelte, I think they're avoiding the chocolate. Oh shoot, there's a little. Yeah, I don't know what, I don't know what umpulumpum. Oh no, you have another one?

I just saw the 101. I don't know what the umpulumpum metabolisms are, Mike, so I can't speak to that. Oh, that's a fair point. Wonka Industries went Oompa Loompa one and then Jason regretted it? Yeah, that's right. I was looking for something that I swear I saw earlier, completely forgot, vanished from my mind. I was on the clock.

There are a number of companies. I think I might know what it is, Jason. I know what I thought you were going to take. I think I might know what it is, Jason. I know what I thought you were gonna take. I'm not gonna take it here. I'm gonna take, it's not just the company and how cool the owner of the company is. I'm also factoring in from my personal list working for the company, much like you did

with the Oompa Loompas and Wonka Industries. So there are companies that I think would be cool to tell my friends I work for them, but I bet my day-to-day nine-to-five sucks. Right. So in that case, I am gonna do something that's really cool. It's probably not the expected 101.

Well, it's the 102, so. Well, certainly it's not even the 102. It's the men in black. Yeah, it's very high on my list. I'm taking the men in black because you're freaking cool, man. Show in in black because you get to see them aliens. You're freaking cool man. Show me them aliens. You get to see the aliens and you are cool. You wear a suit. Yeah. You got cool gadgets. For sure. You never seem to die. Now wait, you said the nine to five is not good.

So you're just one of the work. You're not, you are not a man in black. You are just working, filing papers for them. I think that is, I think you leave that up to chance and probability. Do I do a good job? Some people are, you know, detectives and some people are behind a desk. I'm just saying, if I work for that company, I'm seeing them aliens. I'm talking to them aliens. You're definitely seeing them aliens. Oh, you're seeing them for sure.

So I'm going to go there for my 102. Okay. That's not bad. That's not bad. Mike. All right, I'm gonna start Look the children of the future we want to educate them and If you're going to be an educator, why would you not want to work at Hogwarts? Okay, yeah, that's great. Yeah, I figure that was the one you had just discovered Yeah, yeah, what do you, I figured that was the one you had just discovered. Sort of, sort of. Yeah. What do you mean sort of?

What are you guys passing notes back there? That's not a company. It's a school. A school is not a company? There's workers. Are you a teacher? Yeah. I'll be a janitor.

A fictional company, I just didn't look at. I picked other things from that universe. I have many things from that universe. I have other things from that universe. None of them are Hogwarts, because many things from that universe. I have other things from that universe, but not Hogwarts. None of them are Hogwarts because I did not think that that counted. So the teachers are not being paid? That's a good question. I mean, you can get paid. They got to be getting the salary.

Is working for the police force a company? I don't look at it that way. Yeah, you work for the police. You work for the man. I mean, okay. Look, I don't care. I don't care. This entire show is made up, so I don't care.

I think we just learned what you guys think about teachers. Okay. Look, I don't care. I don't care. I'm fine with it. This entire show is made up, so I don't care. I think we just learned what you guys think about teachers. It's not a real job. Are neither of us taking something from that universe now? You can take something else if you really want. Well, because I was going to discuss it in more open terms, but now I won't. Okay. All right. So you're going to... Well, why don't you just take it after Mike makes his second pick?

So you're just... So Josh is saying it's not a company. It's a fictional educational institution. So that's not a company? I do not believe that's a company, no. That's not one that I would have considered. Is it like a nonprofit? It's not a company.

If you wanted to work for Gringotts Wizarding Bank, that's a company. If you wanted to work for the Ministry of Magic, I would have counted that as a company. If you wanted to work for any of the companies... A school is a company. If you wanted to work for the companies, I don't know if they're registered as a company. They're a non-profit. They employ people. This is what I'm saying. Yeah, thank you, Owl. You're getting a salary. You work for someone. There's a janitor there, you know. I'm ruling. It's a good picture. Yeah, there we go. All right.

All right. I think that's fair. I what Andy's thinking cuz I I had I had Ministry of Magic. I asked the question to our overlords It says no, it's not a company. That's the default answer It's a what was the question you asked? Is Hogwarts a company? Go ahead and sir. It's a pretty no if you ask Say is the Ministry of Magic a company? Because by- No, it's an organization.

Right, but that was on his list. That was on my list. No, no it's not. Wouldn't the Ministry of Magic be like police? Which Andy just said is not a company? I was gonna take an or. Listen, listen. I said is Gringotts a company?

Yes, Gringotts is the closest thing to a company in the universe. Which one is Gringotts? In the Harry Potter universe. I don't know it because I'm not a nerd. Gringotts is the Wizarding Bank. Oh, okay. It seems like the distinction could be,

is Hogwarts a public or private school? If I said to you, that's a private school. All right, then it's a company. Oh, get wrecked, get wrecked with your own logic. I don't care. Public schools are government institutions, not capitals.! I don't care. I don't care. Public schools are government institutions, not capitals. All I'm saying is that like, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know. If it's, they don't pay. They don't pay to go to Hogwarts. Does that change it? No, they don't pay to go to Hogwarts. I mean, that admission's free. They do not pay to go to Hogwarts.

Admission is free. They get picked. How is this school open? Magic. It's magical. No, that's fine We can have magic but but people need food. There's no transactions happening here. No, no. Oh man. I'm starting to second Nobody would know be like what company do you work for and he puts his briefcase and holds out a business card It says I work for Hogwarts

Company. No, but if you work for a school, they say, who do you work for? He's like, I'm a teacher at this place. It's not fictional places you work. It's fictional companies. It's fine. It's fine. I'm gonna keep it.

Just take Hogwarts. He calls us a nerd, by the way, and that's his first pick. He said, you nerds, I don't know what that other stuff is. Yeah, I don't. But I took Hogwarts. But my company is a school. Yes. All right.

Then is Jurassic Park a company? Yes. No. It's on my list. Engine is a company. It's on my list. Jurassic Park is not a company. The company's name is Engine, I-N-G-E-N. Engine, cloning.

No, no, but that's the cloning part. I I'm just, I'm still a janitor, man. Disneyland, Disneyland is a company, right? No, apparently not, don't, no it's not. Disney, I don't know. Disney's a company, yes. Disneyland is not a company. So you work for Jurassic. Okay.

Disney Parks is a company. I work for Jurassic Park, incorporated. This is just movies he likes. Josh says this draft is out of control. Josh is agreeing with me on this one. Jurassic Park was very high on my list. As a company, a fictional place that I would want to work. Oh, is that the draft?

It is for Mike and I. Okay, why you guys talk, I'm going to go find out what is the definition of a company. Um, yeah, I mean, I did have engine down there. That's the company that runs. But they are the cloning. Yeah, they do the cloning. Yeah, he doesn't want to be the docker. So who runs the stock in the toilet paper? Mm, I mean, it's a good question.

But again, all of yours are janitorial-based companies. Yeah, that's what I'm confused about here. I'm just trying to be as low-level as it gets, man. Okay, I need to rethink my draft. Yeah, you do. Let me go ahead and include, what's something I like? Can I be the Avengers, then? I'll just pick the Avengers.

You can work for... Because I'm just making this up now. You want to work for the Avengers? Keep your mouth shut, Mike. You find your company that you want to work for or not? No. Avengers isn't a company. Yeah, Stark Industries. Oh, that's a good one. That's definitely a good company. Daggummit. Yeah, there you go. Is that the one you found? The one I found was S.H.I.E.L.D. I wanted to work for S.H.I.E.L.D. But you can't. That's like the police. That's not a company. This is the worst draft we ever had. This is great.

I thought there's so many fictional actual companies that I didn't think this would be a problem. This is great. And honestly- I just didn't know what a company was, I guess. S.H.I.E.L.D. works, Drask Park works. Next week we're drafting things that are companies. All right, go ahead, Jay. All right, well I was going to go S.H.I.E.L.D., but if you've got Stark Industries making weapons- Enterprises, I think, is ahead, Jake. All right, well, I was going to go shield, but if you've got Stark Industries, make it

weapons. Enterprises, I think, is technically the name. Oh, I apologize. I think it's Stark Enterprises. Really? Yeah, I think it is. I thought it was Stark Industries. Yeah, find out.

Find out. Industries. Oh, boom. Okay. Owned again. Again. All right, I'm going to go, so I've got two picks here. All right, first up, Mike, you said the children

are our future. Yes, they are. But they can also help power our future, whether we make them scream or laugh. Are you? I'm scaring them children. Oh, yeah, yeah, they're, yeah. I'm making them jokes.

Yeah, they're incorporated. I'm taking Monsters Inc. Is that company enough for ya? Wait, wait, wait, you were on my team the whole time. I switched. You turned. I'm Benedict Arnold. You think I got a problem with something that ends in ink?

No, that's my point. You can't. Monsters, Inc., baby. I'm on the scare floor itself, scaring and making these kids laugh and providing you all with power. And then for my second pick, I am going to take the Pawnee Parks and Rec Department. That is, now is this allowed?

Because Parks and Rec Departments are real, but the Pawnee, Pawnee's not a real place. This is a fictional work environment. Yeah, it's supposed to be fictional. Yeah, so that's the- No, I'll take it, but I don't see like that- I wanna work for Ron Swanson. He doesn't want me to do work.

I mean, I would definitely push back if this draft hadn't gone to crap already. You'd push back to that one's not a company? Well, yeah, because it's not. Is a government job not a company? Is that the point? It's not a for-profit company, but you're good. No, the government thing. No, that works. That works. That's fine. That's fine.

I'm on a company. Wikipedia. Oh, good. A company, abbreviated as CO, is a legal entity representing an association of legal people, whether natural, judicial, does that work? Or a mixture of both with a specific objective. Company definition in the dictionary, which is another place to look, is a commercial business. That feels far more... Yeah, which is what it is. I'm starting to come back. A commercial is. I'm starting to come back.

A commercial business. I'm starting to come back to your side. Not Hogwarts, not a governmental entity. You know what, based on that definition, I'm back on your side. I cannot take Parks and Rec. I cannot take Parks and Rec. I think you just figured out you don't like that pic,

so you're trying to back out of it. No, no, no, I want to work for Ron Swanson. The dude literally wants me to do no work. Now if you want, you can flip to the other show. No. You can work for Dunder Mifflin if you want to. Bore. Cause that's a company.

I don't sell, sling paper. Give me a break. I'll be out of a job in a week. They can't be real paper stores selling business anymore. I'm gonna take Moe's Tavern. I'm gonna sling some beer. Yeah, there you go. It's a good one.

I'm gonna get in the Simpsons. I'll be Moe's right hand man. That's good. I'll take Dunder Mifflin. I'll go work. I'll sling paper and hang out with those people. I'll take Dunder Mifflin from the office. Okay. Okay. Mike, it's back to you. All right, let me pull up. Let's see. I'll take Star Wars. I do. I wrote Death Star, so I guess you just could say Empire, but I won't go with that one. I'm gonna go with-

What was the definition of company again, Ian? Commercial business. A commercial business. Yes. Okay. Wait, hold on, but commercial business to make money? Yeah. Yeah.

Men in Black. Oh, dang. No, that's fair, that's fair. Oh, I'm back over on my side. Oh, men in black. I thought a commercial business. I think could be private contractors. Oh man. It could be private contracts. I'm not sure. Body with your own definition. Right. That could be right. Oh man. Okay. I'm taking parks and rec back. It is an agency man. You're right. Like I've been saying Hogwarts is a dope pick. Good job. I will say we should have done fictional places to work and that's what I thought we were doing. Easy. That's what I thought we were doing. I wasn't changing right now. That's

kind of all place. That was the spirit of it when we came up with it. And that was kind of what my list was. We weren't in it poorly. Letter of the law, Andy Holloway. No, there's so many real companies that I thought we were stuck inside that world. The Stark Enterprises world. I'm sorry.

Let's re-roll it. No, because, OK, so I will take a corporation. So I could take a corporation. Yeah. OK, I'm going to go with ACME. Yeah, take a corporation. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna go with Acme. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, nice. I'm gonna go with a good old fashioned Acme.

What do they make? Everything. It just fails at the right time. Well, it fails for the Coyote. Does it fail for everyone in the Looney Tunes universe? I feel like I've seen some good uses of Anvil's. For sure, yeah. They're doing what they're supposed to do.

It blows up at the right time for the right guys and the wrong time for the wrong guys. Exactly. And then last one. Oh man. So if they're if they're private. Brother, brother you do whatever you want. I'm working for the Ghostbusters then. That sucks because that's my next mission. And that's literally all I had left. Now, the Ghostbusters are a company. It's a paid service. Yeah, for sure. Unfortunately, I am out of picks.

They're for profit. Because I have eliminated a lot from this business. They rented a building. They have to pay rent. Yeah, for sure. Great company. And you need some time to look up. The rent of buildings should not be your classification for a company.

Can I have a cheaty one? Sure. What about, what does Bond do? Who does he work for? He works for government. He works for MI6. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say IMF, but that's Mission Impossible.

Okay, I'll do that. It's, what's the, who does the, Josh, you gotta be in on this one. The James Bond Bond it's Is that not my I have to look my it says mi6 formerly known as the secret intelligence service there we go Yeah, I mean at this point man. So if he has Wayne enterprises you want that one Batman is probably a crappy job. Is MI6 actually fictional? No. Or is that like?

MI6 is not fictional. We don't know anything about anything. Correct. I know some things about some things. MI6 is a real organization. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, breaking the fictional rule.

Well, he switched to, he switched. All right. He went not only governmental, not a company, but also told you I was like, if this is like McDonald's, I regret pushing back ever. We should have named this differently. Oh, we just had different lists. All right. So I am. Am I up? Is this the final pick? Yes, please. Let us go. You have three commercial business. I have three commercial business. I'm going to make it four. Um, I'm going to go. This is tough between two very

niche, uh, very, very company. I am not going gonna go with working at the banana stand. For, that was one of, there's a bunch of money in the banana stand. There is. But I'm gonna go with Prestige Worldwide. I'm gonna be on the boats. If you know that reference. Oh yeah, I do not.

What is that? It's a fictional company featured in Step Brothers? Yeah. I think they're, I think they're just like a fictional company featured in Step Brothers? Yeah. I think they're just like a management company is what they actually want to be. I mean they're worldwide. Yeah. And very prestigious.

Oh yeah, prestige worldwide. You don't even have to know what it is to know it's prestigious worldwide. Remainders I had. What was that company that was in Parks and Rec run by John Ralphio? That's Prestige Worldwide, basically. Yeah, what was the name of that?

Anybody remember that? The Worst. What was his company? I don't know. That is perfect. Someone's blurbed it up. But Prestige Worldwide is the first word in entertainment management, finance portfolios,

insurance, computers, black leather gloves, research and development and security. word in entertainment management finance portfolios insurance computers black leather gloves research and development and security that's a good company yeah um how'd that draft go not how I expected did you have any I had a good time Planet Express cyberdyne which one's cyber dying is entertainment 720 is that the way that is the to think of? That is the one I was thinking of, Entertainment 720. Which one is that? Cyberdyne is Terminator, right? It...

Yeah, Cyberdyne is in. Oh, they're the ones that made the robots before Skynet? Yeah. I had Channel 4 News Team from Anchorman. Yeah. I think that's... You went with, which bar did you take? Moe's Tavern. Moe's, yeah, I had, Cheers was the first thing I wrote down.

This is an animated Cheers. I mean, really, Moe's Tavern is just like... But it seems way more depressing. Like, Moe's looks rundown. Yeah. And seedy, where Cheers is like, hey. Yeah, and everybody knows. Yeah, it feels like a great place to work.

Okay. Okay. What did we learn today? I learned that... Nothing. I learned that Andy is a definition follower. But he's not! No! So what is that when you make other people... A hypocrite!

Oh! Oh, so good. Al is laughing way too loud. So good. I think I learned today where his loyalty lies. I learned what's not a company, but I didn't learn what is a company. We'll never know. I'm going to go buy some Hogwarts stock on the stock market.

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