Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Four Heads & Fictional Companies to Work For - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

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What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Zwipa, poop, bap, teapap, do but do but to start it? A Zwip Zwip. A Zwip. That's new. Mike?

There was no heart in that. There was no heart. There was no. It was so mild. Guys. There's no heart. There is no heart in any of my scats. Here's what it came across to me like, Mike, and see if you agree.

You're in the championship game. You're in the locker room. The coach comes out to give a big speech, and he comes out with that level of energy. You think that team's winning in the second half? No. Runner-ups. No. Nope.

No, they're not. A dead man scat. That's what Popper. I was under the impression that Jason was a trained actor who can't even manage it to act. See, here's a thing. I've been told he's done that exact scat no less than 40 times. Look, I've tried to get rid of the scat. Okay, I have tried to say what, you know, what is dead may never die.

Your argument against your scats is I've tried to get rid of it. Yeah. Yeah. If we're going to complain, there's, oh, I've heard that before. Yeah, you don't have to hear it ever again. if you, every day you had to run a 40-yard dash and then we're like, you don't run well. You're like, look, I've tried to get rid of the 40-yard dash for years.

Yes. And I think you would be like, I don't want to see you run better. Try to run faster. That's all I'm saying. All right, welcome. And it is episode 334 as we inch towards one show for every day of the year. That's the next big milestone. We've already got, we got Al. He's scattered recently.

I think 365's a big day. You can sit down and you can play an episode every day for an entire year. Oh, no. I mean. You think about leap year? Yeah, you got to factor that in. We need a quarter episode. We just need a real short, tight little 15-minute episode.

You can't make bold proclamations. It's like, this is true three years in a row. I wonder if we should, like, record a show on Leap Day every time, like a bonus show every leap day. No. What are you doing over there? That's only every four years. Mike doesn't want me to commit one extra show per four years.

Stop it. Well, it is 334. Somebody was writing in, the really kind listener wrote in and said how much they're looking forward to their, I think it was their new child, being able to be old enough to play them. Start in the beginning and play episodes all the way through for all year.

Like a lullaby. Yes, sure. But there you go. We got Would You Rather? That's a great question. And we are drafting the best fiction. Okay. All right.

I'm doing good. The word's fictional. Look, we're off to a bad start because someone over here was forced to scat. Fictional companies to work for. So companies that come out of TV, movies, books, whatever. Fictional companies, I'm dreading having to say that again later. Let's kick this off. Would you rather?

Jonathan from the website says, Would you rather only be able to open doors with your elbows or only be able to turn lights on and off with your feet? No help from Alexa loopholes. Okay. All right. I'll say this. I can no longer go into my backyard.

Like right off the bat, if this is an elbow situation, You can't get that. Your back door is... Why is that? Yeah, we've got a pool. Arizona law says if you don't have a fence. The pool lock on the top. We got the top and the bottom.

You got to go upper handle and bottom handle the same time. I will allow you to open the pool lock with your mouth. With your mouth, with a string attached to it. That is really nice. But then you still got to elbow the main part. Now, on the bottom of the string, can I put like a little mouth guard? No, but you can put a sweet treat. Oh, even.

better, dude. Why would I want a mouth guard if I could put a sweet treat on there? Like a candy cane. Yeah. Just grab that, pull that. Okay. So I can get in my backyard, but now it's delicious to get there. This is the visual. The visual of that. Who stole my sweet treat? How many times in your life have you used your feet to hit the light switch? A few. It's fun. I think I've done it. I mean, it's a matter of like, you've got to be flexible. I mean, we're not young anymore. I wasn't flexible when I was young. You want to know how to stay young? Be flexible. So you walk in the room. Turn your lights on and off with your feet.

I mean, technically that also means lamps that have like a pull. Like not everything's a switch. That's true. Hopefully there's like a nice comfy chair next to that lamp. So you can just lay back in it and get. I mean, I feel like my toe dexterity is probably above average. Do you want the old fashion? I'm very proud of that.

Do you want the old fashion where it's the like the lever? Oh, no. Or do you want the push switch? You want the push switch. I think you want the push switch. There's more misclicks on the push switch. Correct. But there's a bigger surface area.

You just got to hit that old paw on the right spot. There's also the lever. I think you're going to break them quite frequent. Break them and break your toes. You can get your toesies up there, Jay. Oh, I believe in Jason. Like a standing. The surprisingly athletic Jason Moore.

Well, he's talking about my hamstring flexibility, which is world-class. It is. World, world class. I have seen you use. a four-foot shoe. Shoehorn. Four-foot? It's at least four feet.

It might be bigger than four feet. You can just use those as crunches, walk around with them. I'm pretty confident we're talking about. It's 36 inches. I'm okay. I think it's three feet. But if you want to go three and a half, maybe. But yeah, I mean, I...

So two-thirds your height. I use that shoehorn at least once a day. But if I have to take my shoes off, then it will become... Why do you can get up to the light switch? I know I can. It's not easy. It's not going to be a first try every time. You also get the lean.

Without a leg up high. The lean. I'm not staring straight at it. Yeah. I'm going to go sidekick. What kind of kick are you doing? He's doing high kick. He's going straight.

I'm tall enough to where if I could just lift it up straight in front of me and turn the lights on and off. I don't need to turn sideways. So no Alexa loopholes, but can I move all of my light switches in the house down to to like one foot off the ground? know they must be aware of one else. But now imagine you can, but only with your problems. The problem is let's say that

we did this. Okay. And I have like guests over or whatever and all the lights switches are a foot off the ground. You don't think that causes big questions? Like what would you do if you go into a room, you go into their bathroom? This is why I said you can't do it. But I'm saying that's the negative. That's what the sacrifice

for me to get the ease of it being only a foot off the ground. The door's elbows thing. I mean, we got to think about social yes, that would be awkward for your guests, but they know you. But if you're opening and closing every door of everywhere you go into with your elbows, one, you don't build up elbow muscle. No. That's just bone.

So like you're using your elbow, that's just going to be. You could callous it a bit. Could you? Well, yeah, you can callous a skin. Yeah, you will. But like, man, my elbows are sharp. That'll hurt. Like a pull, you know, when you're going into a business.

I don't know how to do a pull. You got to have some chest strength on that to get those elbows. Squids together. Or you just got to wait for someone else to come in or out. I actually think that the light switches would be the easier application. Yeah, I think so, too. Just to adjust to in life. Yeah, obviously a lever door, that's no problem.

One elbow, watch this. But, you know, knobs, that's going to be so annoying. And honestly, you should change your back door to like the entrance to a, like a grocery store. There is, like a, right, all of our doors. They're all motion openings. Just unlimited bugs in my house. Oh, man, that'd be bad. That'd be so bad.

You'd have to get the blower. Yeah. Oh, yeah, to keep the AC in. Oh, no, to keep the bugs out. Wait, is the blower for, I've always assumed it was for the AC. You're saying when you walk in and you feel wind blowing down? Yeah, that's for bugs. When you go to an automatic door, there's a fan over it and it goes,

and blows down. I've always thought that was for bugs. Are you guys with me? Yes. What are you talking about? Oh my gosh. And the door opens and blows down so flies can't fly in while the door goes. That's why they do that?

You keep the AC in. I thought it was for AC. I did too. You did too. 100%. I thought it was an airlock system. That's not working. That's for bugs.

It's helping. It's got to be helping. That's doing nothing. That giant wide open door. It's stopping the air from falling out. No, that cold air is rushing out. Oh, my gosh. Have you ever stood outside of a grocery store where the doors over?

It's delightful. Yeah. Why? Nice cool air rushing. The down draft on a motion sliding door at a store is primarily for climate control. Yes. But it also helps reduce bug entry. Boom.

What's your source? Now, I want it known. I want it known because it wasn't on camera and it wasn't vocal, but I'm telling you, Al was just, he was nodding along with Mike. He was saying it's 100% right. Laughing at me. It's listed as a secondary benefit, insect deterrence. Primary benefit, AC, and energy efficiency. Boom.

Oh, that feels so good. It's called an air curtain. Oh, it's called an air curtain. Does that have to keep the air in? No, it's a curtain of air. Yeah, that's not helping your argument. You already won. To keep it going to double down.

To try and get credit for other things that don't make sense. It looks like we are all right, fellas. Yeah, you're secondary right. We're primary right. No, no, no. We weren't all right because you. You two were saying it was not for the air. Yeah, I was, I was on that side.

We were, we were interested that, oh, this keeps bugs out. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's true. So we're so. Andy, you're so smart. What I'm seeing is they help keep bugs from flying in and also happen to prevent inside and outside air from mixing together. Quora. Well, look, we got to weigh in on a final here.

We got to get the inventor on the line. It's got to be the feet. switches. I will have, there will be some. Although those will be some dirty switches if like other family members use their hands. That's true. And you're going to have,

like I don't always take my shoes off inside, but I will have to because otherwise every light switch will be broken. Oh yeah, with the, with shoe, just kicking it with shoes over and over and over. Like your power bill is also going up because there's going to be a lot of light. She's like,

I'm not doing it. Not tonight. Yeah. You're just leaving it on. Mm-hmm. Okay. Charlotte from Patreon, would you rather only need four hours of sleep

a night to be fully rested or recovered. Incredible. That'd be so great. But never dream. Don't care. Or would you rather need seven hours of restful sleep, but it's always full of vivid dreams. Oh, okay. See, if you make it vivid dreams

where I'm enjoying, like I'm looking forward to going to bed because I know I'm going to have a cool dream. That makes it more interesting. How often are you guys remembering a dream? Not too often. I would say... I'm very infrequent.

I would say once every two weeks. Oh, I'm less than that. Let me ask a question. Does it... What do you mean? What do you mean by remembering dreams? Because I have a lot of times I remember a dream for the first couple hours of the day. And then I don't remember ever again.

That's exactly what I mean. Okay. I would say... You woke up... Pretty often lately. So you're in the dream. Yeah, I barely... It is fun.

It is nice. Yeah. It can be. It can be bad. I mean, sure, it can be bad. I've had dreams or like, it just throws off like the day or a relationship with. Oh, the relationships. I had.

People do bad things in dreams. Yeah. It's like, that's, that's. My daughter is, my daughter's in the market right now of, because sometimes I've had these dreams where something happens to family members, right? And it's not always like catastrophic. It's just sometimes it's, I don't know, they fought all night long in my dream. The kids fought. Oh, yeah.

And then I wake up and I'm mad at them. She's got this new thing she's doing, though, where she, she's stolen. my wife's phone and texts me like she's my wife saying that she's in a bunch of trouble, all to fool me. So when I get home, I'm like ready to be like, what did you do today? You're in trouble. And she starts laughing. Oh, my goodness.

So I got a text the other day that was like, I'm in so much trouble. I got, or no, it basically said, Alyssa's been horrible. She's fought all day long. Mom couldn't do anything. She's bad. What? And then I get home and she just goes, Ah!

There's got to be a long con here. I don't know what it is, man. We're building to something. I don't know what it is. She's tried to trick me. It's all the boy who cries wolf situation now. She just wants me to think she's in the biggest trouble. Then you won't believe when it is a problem.

That's what I'm saying. There's a long con. You're going to go home and just be like, you've been such a good girl. Do you know how relieved? After your wife's been texting all day. I've been so relieved multiple times. Like, I'm mad that she did it, but I'm so relieved.

Oh, yeah. Everything's fine and you're not in like, you're not grounded for a year. Thank you. But anyways. Yeah. Now, I would. The dreams. I will say this.

I do enjoy a good dream because usually, usually in my dreams. Oh, I know. Yours have got to be. Truman Show. Yes, they're big. Times a thousand. I'm saving people in almost every dream. Like, that is my go-to default dream state is saving someone.

And that's great. It's awesome. I'm in my own movie. However, I also don't give a fart. I don't care. If I don't dream at night, I don't wake up going, oh, I can save the world. I don't care. I don't think about it. So if you're telling me I get to either have four-hour complete recovery sleep, so I get to stay up late or wake up early and I don't feel like garbage, that is impactful. And if I'm sacrificing something I don't give a fart about, sounds great. Great. Now, if you were to change this to lucid dreaming every night, now we got a conversation. Dreams where you're aware that you're dreaming within them. Yes, because you can control a lucid dream. I've done it once in my life on purpose. I got a lucid dreaming mask. Of course. And this was, this was a while ago. I remember. And it was funny. And you got it to happen. Well, but what was weird is, is, isn't it flash your eyes or something? Yeah, there's these red, these four red lights on the back of the sleep mask. And so when you sleep, it's supposed to shine those lights.

And so if you're in a dream, you will see red lights. So it's like inception where if you recognize, if you see, whoa, four big dots of red, you can become self-aware that I am dreaming right now. What's funny is that mask did not work. But when I got rid of the, I wore it for two weeks. And I was like, well, it doesn't work. And it was not that comfortable. so I stopped wearing it.

And like the night I stopped wearing it, I had my first ever truly lose a dream. And it was awesome. I think I've told this story before. So you got rid of it? So you got rid of it? I was driving. I was driving a minivan.

I was driving. I was driving. I'm just driving and I realized I was sleeping. And I'm like, wait, this is a dream. Can I fly this man? I just pulled up like a yoke and I flew that van. If I could control dreams every night, that might be worth the sacrifice.

I think the inception, the movie has some wild stuff, but I think that they are spot on in the, like, if you remember the relationship with Leo and his wife, and it's like, she eventually gets to this place where she can't figure out what's real. Yeah. If every single night you went to sleep and you controlled the dream, I think that that would have really bad consequences for your actual real life. I probably wouldn't want to be here. There is that too. I want to introduce a couple of sleep micro transactions, and I want to know what you would pay for them. Okay.

So one of them is you get to choose your dream before you go to bed. Okay. Okay. So you get to, you don't get to control it. It's not lucid. Sure. But you can control.

What are my choices here? You can control general topics. Kind of like you're picking a genre for a movie. All right. So how much would you pay for that? The other micro transaction for sleep that I would pay a lot for is a sleep button. just make me go to sleep instantaneous. Some people fall asleep easily.

Some people. That's called my pillow. I know. And I'm so, I've never, when my head hits that button. There's nothing I'm more jealous of than your ability to instantaneously

and sometimes uncontrollably fall asleep. Just gain 50 pounds, man, it's so easy. But I can't, sometimes I sleep fine. Sometimes it's hours of rolling around. If I could push a button, I would pay so much money for that.

because that's basically sleeping less. Right. That takes less time off of my sleep time. Does it take you an hour to fall asleep? Sometimes. I'll say this. Not always. I will say this.

I don't know what the correlation is. Every now and then, I have a hard time falling asleep. It might be hours. And I don't know if it's just, I mean, it's probably not just because I'm usually out immediately when I try to sleep. But those are absolute worst case scenario. I hate everything in life. It is so bad.

I mean, I would rather fall asleep and have nightmares than live through that real nightmare. Okay, so which would you rather have instant? You don't need instant sleep, Mike. Do you need instant sleep? Or can you, you're pretty good? I'm okay-ish. I think I would probably, I guess I would say, in the middle of you guys. I don't have instant fall asleep.

But, you know, no problem. Going in the summer has helped. I've been doing okay lately because I've been doing the old pool. Like every day? The old pool. He's been doing the old pool. Going out of the pool? You don't want to sleep in the pool.

You do the pool today? Don't sleep in there. Go in the pool. Well, you. So you go in the pool before sleeping? And it helps you sleep? Like just, I'm saying during the day, go get an hour of sun. Go be in the pool for an hour.

It helps tremendous activity. You think the sun exposure is helping the sleep. 100%. Interesting. Yeah. I didn't think about that. So it's not the activity in the pool. It's not like you're swimming laps to get tired.

No, no, no, I'm just out there shooting a basketball. Getting sun. Oh, pool basketball. The old pool basketball. Yeah, the old pool basketball. The other day, I was in the pool with my son, and he went on one of the, you know, it's like the little, the raft, the two-part raft where the cushions are just on the edge,

and then there's the mesh. And he fell asleep, and to the point of multiple times, the head just started drifting, and eventually splot into the water. Oh. Ear full in the water. Stayed full of sleep. Stayed in the water.

I swam over, gently pushed his head back up. Wow. Still asleep. It's like this dude is a monster. Man. The king of sleep. All right. I'll take the four hours.

I'll take the four hours. The four hours will be so awesome. That'd be amazing. We'll take a quick break and we've got some great questions. That's A great question. Isaac, from the website, do people with big foreheads have big foreheads if they are bald? Yes.

Yes. This is a great question. So this is Isaac from my house. Yes. This is my son. Through the website. Through the website. He was totally at random.

And this wasn't like he read this anywhere. This is just like from the heart. I love that he is thinking. Yeah, and yeah, exactly. Do people with big foreheads have big foreheads if they are bald? In other words, if you have a big forehead, is it possible you could get rid of your big forehead? If you shave your head, do you no longer have like a big forehead?

And when he said that, I was like, no, you'd still have a big, and then I go, it's a pretty easy no for me. I think you're wrong. I think you're actually wrong. I mean, you could, maybe we'll get in technicalities of you're like, You're saying that you get rid of your forehead when you shave your head. I'm saying if you have a big forehead and then you shave your head, you will now just have a big head. Interesting.

That's why you're saying the technicalities. Would you mind taking your hat off for a second? You do have a big forehead. I'm trying to think about this. But the thing is is I don't think you would have your forehead. Your forehead is your hairline. Would you show your head real quick? Your brother.

Would you bick your head? It has almost happened multiple times in like the. last couple weeks. Oh, for real? Yeah. Oh, man, if we come in one day and Mike's just, yeah, there, there, there, let's go the risk there. Oh, that's not true. That's not true. If you can, if you can never get it back. I'm not taking a bick razor to it. It would just be clippers. Oh, okay. You've done that before. Well, then you'd still have a big forehead, though, because we could still see where your hair line is. So the hair line, if you don't have a hair line at all and you shave it, but you, but you don't, you have an area where your

His forehead's like the green monster at Fenway. Yeah, it's... It's gigantic. But your hairline, even if you go bald, like, you have the place where your hairline is supposed to be naturally. Sure, but if you're bicked, then there is no... Michael Jordan might have had a big hair, a big forehead. You don't know.

But you have no idea. Whereas LeBron, you know. But until he shaves his head. I mean... Okay. All right. You're swaying me a little bit. It's the cure for the forehead.

You could be a person with the biggest forehand. biggest forehead in the history of the world and no one may ever know if you have always been bald. Exactly right. Exactly right. I mean, sure, you've got a big head. Yeah, but would Peyton Manning's forehead have been saved? That's a great question. There's no way. I feel like we all would have known. You don't know where the forehead ends. Therefore, you put on a normal forehead to that person. If a fly was going through the air and it could hit part of your head and splatter, that's the line. What? That's the thing. What? That's the difference. What? That's where the curve

happens. If it glances off of you, that's where, that's the difference between the forehead and the top of the head. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's where your hair line is supposed to be. I was just thinking of a fly, fly in a Peyton Manning's forehead. It would splatter. It's, you're going to be no matter if you shave. You got to look at like eyebrow to crown. That's what you'll be.

Eyebrow to crows. Like a distance? Yeah. Eyebrow to crown the head. You have more skin there than I do? Yeah, I will for sure. Let me ask you this, genuinely. Two questions. Have you ever in your life been walking around? And I know we talk, okay, Mike's got a big forehead. But have you been somewhere and you thought, whoa, that dude has a big forehead. Every time I look at him here.

No, not you. You don't. If it's ever been a bald person. Have you ever? So we have all judged a forehead or two in my, in our lives, right? Certainly. I'm sorry to say the truth, but we've walked them and like, whoa, that dude's got a forehead. That's a five.

That's a five. That's a fiver. But have you ever. See, I'm still four. Is that what that means? I don't. tell me that's not four fingers. I don't know.

Because otherwise most people are three heads. Good enough for me. What are you? Well, I'm in my... Let's see it, Baldy. See? You're four... No, you're four to your hairline.

Depends which... What are you doing? Well, which... Which hair line here? No, eyebrows. Eyebrows to the... Yeah, so my eyebrows to my hair. I'm doing...

That's where my hair line was. Oh, yeah. I'm a full four. You have the lowest... Tuft. My point. is we have all in life seeing people that have a large forehead and you have never once, or I guess I should ask the question,

have anybody in this room ever walked around seen a bald person and thought cone heads? They have a big forehead. Okay, so the fictional cone head characters, I would agree with you completely. Do the cone heads have big foreheads? Yes. Yeah. They do. So outside of the fake aliens, have you ever seen a bald person and thought that's a big forehead?

No. I'm going to be paying attention now. See if you can see if you can find it. Because it would take it would take like a medical. It would take like a monster. I don't think there are some people with a shape. I think you get distracted by the bald. So the fact that someone is bald, you're just like you don't even think about it because you're like,

oh, that poor, that poor soul is bald. I'll bet you anything. Jason Statham had a huge forehead. And you just don't even. Interesting. Don't even see you about it. Yeah. Interesting.

Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah, but look, okay, pull of a picture of Jason Statham. I know. That's a big forehead. But you've never thought that ever. You said no way. You said no way was your normal. Because I was defending Jason Statham.

Exactly. Who is a heart drop. Exactly. And now he's a heartthrob with a big forehead. Only because we've pointed out that if you put hair on him, he's got a gigantic forehead. I think this just proved Jason Stathen just proved. Jason Statham has a huge forehead. He has a huge forehead that you have never thought he has a big forehead because he's in when he's ball.

If you got a big I'm shaving my head immediately You're good to go We got a Forehead goes poof Yeah you're gonna take care of this That's amazing

I think you're right I think that proves it Man Peyton should have gone bald A long time ago Yeah pick that thing And get a bigger helmet man It is a big problem of the Of the big forehead Is if you have your hair

Goes up It is just accentuates The forehead Yeah Yeah the male bangs isn't as prolific. No, that's a good point, right? Oh, my gosh.

Because you see this with, like, actresses. Like sometimes if their hair's back, they look completely different. Bangs makes you look like a totally different human being. But we don't do the bangs. We don't do a lot of male bangs. I'm either going shaved head or bangs. I mean, we got like the hair that kind of comes down and front. But that's if we don't do it like bang.

bang it. I want it to just be, you know, not be swooping to the side. Yeah. No, I mean, that's that I guess that's the, you're talking these? No, the swoop. The swoop is the Justin Bieber. Yeah, that's male bangs. That's kind of male bangs.

But I want straight down. I want straight down bangs. Oh, we did try that. That was the, um, the bowl cut. Yeah, I guess I guess the bowl cut was. We gave that a rip. So did Mark Davis, I think it was of the, uh, of the Raiders. He had very short bangs.

Yeah. We just don't do it as much. I think for a reason, though. That would help. Let's bring that back for middle-aged men. Yeah. We don't have enough hair to grow bangs. Darned.

I don't. Mike can grow bangs. Here's a great question from... Wait, wait, wait, wait. From Jason. Time out. A great statement from Jason. Okay.

Mike, if you decide to shave your head, yes. And you're going to bick it, will you please cut bangs first? Just for a minute. Yeah, maybe. Just dial some... Because I mean, right before you shave it. I just got a haircut. Oh, no, they're not long enough.

It's going to be a while. Yeah, well, if it's a while, if you've got long hair, before you shave it. I'm not going to pick it. I do not need a shiny head. No, I know. But even before you, even before you buzz it, just do some bangs. Just do some bangs and then buzz it. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to be walking in here with a mustache and a shaved head one day.

Yeah, you are. Mark from the website, you are fighting for your life in the Coliseum. Okay. Which we've been there. Many times. We know the, we're finally. doing this question. You are armed with a hunting knife only. Pick two of the following...

Jason, it's written down in the show, Doc. You don't need to... I need to pull that up. You're going to want the list. Pick two of the following list to help defend you. The rest of the list will all be attacking you. If you survive 30 minutes, you are free. This is the viral question from a few years ago. So you get to pick two of these sets of animals. 10 alligators, 15 wolves, one hunter with a rifle, single chamber unlimited ammo. Okay. Five brown bears, two gorillas,

10,000 rats, seven buffalo, and four lions. This is a lot to digest. That's a lot of options. I have a question that I think actually is foundational to this, because I've always had my answer for this, but I need to know, are these, do these animals understand what is happening?

No, I'm like, yeah, I'm not like being like, you over there, point, you go there. But like, do the animals, is it just their natural inclination for violence and fighting? Or do they understand that this is a fight to the death that we're on a team? They're trying to kill. They're trying to kill.

They cannot be, they cannot be coordinated, they cannot communicate with each other, but each one individually. I think they can communicate with each other. You do. Yes. You think these animals? Can, like, make battle plans?

Wolves? I think it's more like... You ever seen a pack of wolves hunt something? Well, no. That's like an instinct. Within the species, we're saying. Yeah, that I thought you were saying that the wolves are talking to the rats. I'm not Dr. Doolittle.

Okay. No, no, no. But like 10,000 rats. Yes. They're not going to coordinate with each other. Like wolves, sure. Whatever their normal state is. Are you sure?

What do you mean they're not going to... If 10,000 rats want to go kill something, they're going to do it in a ratly way. Yes, exactly. A ratly way, which is not like some... Like, wolves will literally have, like... Yes, it will be proportionate to what they are. Yes. They will do it as they are now.

This is not the hardest part of the question. Okay. It's the hardest part of the question is selecting what animals you think will really thrive and survive. The 10,000 rats, let's just start there. That is so many rats. Yes. They're not capable, I don't think. of, like, they're going to get thrown off of a lot of these bigger bodies, aren't they?

Well, here the thing is, it is, I don't think we can really imagine what 10,000 rats. There's so many rats. Look, because the rats have always been in my group because when I think about, like, hey, there's 10,000 rats, let's say they're rabid, whatever, they want to attack, and we're, like, we're in a fight, and they know some of them are not going to make it, but we're, the, the goal is just the goal is to keep as many rats alive as possible 10,000 so many

you could swarm four lions with 10,000 rats swarm them and just have multiple rats go down the throat of the lions and suffocate them and it will be no problem this is what I was going to ask really fast will the 10,000 rats facing off against all these other

creatures like are rats doing anything to an alligator I don't know if they're doing anything to an alligator skin suffocation is everything if they're on your team I doubt that they're going to, I personally don't think that they're going to wind up suffocating a lion in its mouth. That's not likely. But what is 10,000. What is definitely likely is they will be the best distraction on the list. You know what I mean?

Like if you've got, you know, 10 alligators against you or four lions against you and there's 10,000 rats, they're not coming straight for me. They're, they've got to deal with this swarm. I almost want to pick. them on my team just so I don't have to have them against me. I think I think 10,000 rats as part of this group of, because look, you're going to have what? There's eight total sets and two of them are with you, six are against you. I can't have five of these other groups plus rats.

How many rats would it take to like feel like you're, to swarm just you? 20 is not getting it done. No, no. It means a couple hundred? Probably 250. Because like there would be. take me down? There's an amount where

you're just overwhelmed and they're like, maybe a couple hundred. You can't do anything. I think it's like four or five hundred. You think it takes that many? I think at that point I know I won't. Maybe it takes less, but I don't think I could take on 800, 900. If there's 25 rats,

you're shaking them off. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I think you can have 25. I'm stomping. I'm stomping. Every step I take is just a clompety clomp. It's kind of like The zombie horde gets to a point where you can't. It's exactly the same idea. Where you just get swallowed up. Now, I don't know what these buffalo are in here. Yeah, the Buffalo, let's rule out the least things.

You're ruling out Buffalo? 100% they're the bottom of the barrel. It's just. Next to alligators. Alligator from Buffalo. I'm fighting against them. They're not on my team. That's what I, wait, you said the alligators too?

Yeah, I'm with you. Alligators are. You guys are underestimating the attack of just a buffalo running at you. The hunter. I mean, It can't turn. It's all relative to the rest of the list. It's,

but it's, I feel like. Let me ask you this real quick. With the hunter with the rifle, single chamber unlimited ammo. Does that mean he has to load every bullet? Yes. Yes.

Yeah, it's like a single shot rifle. That he's pulling. Okay. That you got to reload. If you have him, I mean, you have to have the rats.

Otherwise it's worthless. Yes. If you have him, you have to have the rats. The rats are the distraction and then the gun tries to take everything down. That is one possible. So,

So chat GPT. There's 40, that would mean you're facing 43 animals. If you have the hunter and the rats, you're facing 43 individual animals and he has to single shot load. I don't think he's getting overrun. Yeah, the hunter can't be in. So real quick, I finally got my answer for the rats. AI for an adult human, a determined swarm of three to 500. Okay, Jason was right on the money.

Real danger, like bites and suffocation type overwhelming. What's the goal, spin, full spin? Do you do a full spin when the rats are attacking you to try to throw them off? That's not a bad idea, Andy. I didn't think about the spin, but that's actually a good strategy. Spend and stomp. Spin and stomp. Spin and stomp. Dude, it's spit.

It's pure run. You do have a knife. Once you're spinning, you're done. It's already over. I guess dizziness is not good. So I know for me at least, the alligators are gone and the buffalo. I think I want these bears. The bears are the number one.

I think I want these bears, man. A single brown bear against the single gorilla, the bear's going to win. And I get five bears versus one gorilla. Is that true? Gorilla's going to lose to a bear? That's tough. That one's a really tough. I would say definitely, but maybe not.

But it's so close that you get five bears versus two gorillas. That's not close anymore. I don't want any animals to have to be to suffer. But if just once in the history of the world, they did all these tests, and we could definitively just put one gorilla, One extra. Like one of the extras. You know?

The runt or something? Well, it shouldn't be the runt because I want a big batty. Just give me. So brown bear. Like if we had... 1,300 pounds is what I'm seeing. A brown bear? Yeah.

Brown bears are big. That's way bigger than a gorilla. Really? Okay. Right. But then I was going to... Strength. Strength is probably gorilla, right?

Uh, the bite force is gorilla. Ooh. Thirteen hundred versus 975 for a brown bear. Oh, that's not that. that far off. I mean, this says the bear's size, strength, claws, and durability are overwhelming advantages. I

want the bears. I think I want the bears in the rats. JetGBT is very, so I was just looking further. I think it's been asked this question a few times. But, but I mean, usually they hedge everything you say. I ask for what's the best product and they're like, they give me 12. This is winner, brown bear 10 out of 10 times. Well, look, I wasn't

sure if it was only grizzlies that would dominate. Fair. That's literally why I asked the question, because it was specifically a brown bear. I think I don't want the hunter definitively. I don't want the buffaloes or alligators. Dude. The wolves are cool. Okay. Buffalo. 2,200 pounds. I know you're defending big buffalo.

It's just a lot of food for my lions, Mike. A lot of food from my lions. Am I forgetting what buffaloes look like or something? They got horns. Yeah, but man, I'm in a Coliseum, dude. They need stampede speed. I don't think they can get up to stampede. In the Coliseum, yes, they can.

Yeah, they definitely can't. Why are we not taking lions? No, lions, I think I'm taking gorillas and lions. Like, I want the big baddies. I want the ones they're going to destroy as much. What's that? So you only get four lions? Yeah, yeah.

Are you saying you'd rather have 15 wolves than four lions? Because I promise you put 15 wolves and four lions in a colseum. Nothing else. Lions versus wolves. Them lions win in. See, the problem, Al, and Al's asking about surviving 30 minutes with the hunting rifle, you got minimum you got 43 animals

to kill with the hunting rifle it's a colosseum you get a shot off maybe two shots off and then they're on you I was saying if he's against you the whole goal is for you to survive if he's against you he's one shot you know and it's over

the rats after him man he's got no shot dodge the first one the rats got the rest yeah you want to know where I'm going to be hiding behind a buffalo that's why you're taking them just to be meat shields no no I'm not taking him he's shooting his own own. He's going to try to get me. He's going to be taking down his own buffalo.

It just seems like over 30 minutes, whatever can create the biggest swarm effect, which is the rats to me. The rats and bears. The bears are going to be near me fighting off anything that gets close. Rats and bears combo. That's where you're going. Mike, what is your final answer? I mean, I stand by the rats will be able to swarm and just systematically suffocate. And wow, also not being, I know like the you just hit them once and they'll die. but they're going to be harder to hit for those types of animals. I see now, I just looked at all the possible combinations, and I realized we're never surviving 30 minutes under any circumstances.

Well, the bear cannot lose anything, right? Four lions will kill five bears, right? Chat GPT. Or will not kill? Since this is our authority right now, I asked American bison versus a large brown bear. They said it's a 50-50 fight. and if I get more of them,

I'm taking the buffalo and the rats. I'm going as big as possible and as small as possible. Okay. Man. Is there a chance that the rifle would scare the animals every time it fires and they'd run away from you? Yeah. Maybe.

But I don't think that's enough. No. Okay. It's not. Okay. They would be like, What was your final? I'm going with the buffalo and the hunter.

This one usually has. don't have the rats. Or, yeah, I'm sorry, the rats and the, uh, and the buffalo. Jason, what did you go? Uh, I am going to go with the, the bears and the lions. Okay. Okay. You're going to have to deal with the rats, but maybe they, maybe they take care of it.

Yeah. You and nine beasts? Yeah, me and the NFC North. All right. All right. Yeah, fair enough. All right. We'll take a break.

We'll draft. The spitballers draft. We are drafting the, oh, good, here we go. Let's try. Let's see if I can say it. The best fictional companies to work for. So movies, TV, books, imagination, whatever the case may be, pop culture. What fictional companies that do not exist in real life would you most like to work for?

Jason, you got the first pick. What do you think? I don't think this is a very great first pick draft. There's nothing to me on my list that's like, oh, I just have to have this. It's so great. But if it's a place I want to work that's cool, that's unique, that's different, I'm going to go with Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. That's the number one pick. Is it really?

It is the number one pick. Because you're not just choosing a company. You're choosing an environment. The environment. Yeah. I can eat the dishes. Now, was the experiment, like was the company itself a good place to work for, you think? The Upa Lumpas are happy.

You know what I mean? To work for Wanka? Yeah. To visit Wanka is death. Terrifying. To work for Wanka. I think he takes care of his own. Yeah.

I think he's a good, I think he's a good boss. Really. The Upa Lumpas seem like they should like form a union and be really unhappy. But then you watch them, they're singing and dance. They love their job. Well, so Wanka Industries is the 101. And I mean, look, all the. the nasty, spoiled, greedy children.

I mean, the oopalumpas, they're just like, hey, you guys want to dance and sing about it? And you want to know the best part is, you know, the customers fell in the river. The customers you have to deal with, none. No one's allowed in. Right. It's like, what do we do here?

We just make chocolate. And they probably get to eat. And they've got all those testing areas. Oh, yeah, they do. All right. They're, they're spelt. I think they're avoiding the chocolate. Oh, shoot.

I don't know what. I don't know what. Oh, no. You have another 101? I just saw the 101. I don't know what the umpalumper metabolisms are, Mike, so I can't speak to that. Oh, that's a fair point. Wonka Industries went 101 and then Jason regretted it? Yeah, that's right. I was looking for something that I swear I saw earlier, completely forgot, vanished from my mind. I was on the clock.

There are a number, there are a number of companies. I think I might know what it is, Jason. I know what I thought you were going to take. I'm not going to take it here. I'm going to take, it's not just the company and how. cool the like owner of the company is. It's, I'm also factoring in from my personal list working for the company, much like you did with the umpalumpas and Wonka industry. So there are companies that I think it would be cool to tell my friends I work for them, but I bet my day to day nine to five sucks. Right.

So in that case, I am going to do something that's really cool. It's probably not the expected 101. Well, it's the 102. Well, certainly it's not even the 102. It's the men and black. Yeah, it's very high on my list. I'm taking the men in black because you get to see them aliens. You get to see the aliens and you are cool. You wear a suit. Yeah. You got cool gadgets.

For sure. You never seem to die. Now, wait, you said the 9 to 5 is not good. So you're just one of the work. You're not, you are not a man in black. You are just working filing papers for them. I think that is, I think you leave that up to chance and probability. Do I do a good job?

What's your work? Some people are detectives and some people are behind a desk. I'm just saying if I work for that company, I'm seeing dim aliens. You're definitely seeing them. You're seeing them for sure. I'm going to go there for my for my 102. Okay. That's not bad.

That's not bad. Mike. All right. I'm going to start the children of the future. We want to educate them. And if you are going to be an educator, why would you not want to work at Hogwarts? Okay. Yeah.

That's great. Yeah. I figured that was the one you had just discovered. Sort of. Sort of. Yeah. Yeah. What do you mean sort of?

What are you guys passing notes back there? That's not a company. It's a school. A school is not a company? There's workers. Are you a teacher? Yeah. I mean,

I'll be a janitor. I just didn't look at. I picked other things from that universe. Yes. I have many things from that universe. I have other things from that universe. None of them are Hogwarts because I did not think that came. So the teachers are not being paid.

That's a good question. mean, you can get paid. I mean, they gotta be getting a salary. Is working for the police force a company? I don't look at that way. You work for the police. You work for the man.

I mean, okay. Look, I don't care. I don't care. This entire show is made up. I wouldn't know. I don't care.

I think we just learned what you guys think about teachers. It's not a real job. Are neither of it taking something from that universe now? You can take something else if you really want. Because I was going to discuss it in more open terms, but now I won't. All right. So you're going to, Well, why don't you just take it after Mike makes a second pick?

So you're just... So Josh is saying it's not a company. It's a fictional educational institution. So that's not a company? I do not believe that's a company, no. That's not one that I would have considered. Like a nonprofit, it's not a company. If you wanted to work for Gringott's Wizarding Bank, that's a company.

If you wanted to work for the Ministry of Magic, I would have counted that as a company. If you wanted to work for any of the companies... A school is a company. If you wanted to work for the companies, I don't know if they're registered as a company. They're a nonprofit. it. They employ people. Thank you, Owl. You're getting a salary. You work for someone.

There's a janitor there. You know, I'm ruling. It's a good picture. Yeah, there we go. All right. Yeah. All right. I think that's fair. I know what Andy's thinking, because I had, I had Ministry of Magic. I asked the question to our overlords. It says, no, it's not a company. That's the default answer. It's a, what was the question you asked? Is Hogwarts a company?

Go ahead and serve. I didn't know if you ask if a school. Say is the ministry. Say is the Ministry of Magic a company? Because by. No, it's an organization. Right,

but that was on his list. That was on my list. No, no, it's not. Wouldn't the ministry imagine be like police? Which Andy just said is not a company? Yeah,

I was going to take an order. Listen, I said, is Greengots a company? Yes, Gringots is the closest thing to a company in the universe. Which one is Greengots? I don't know because I'm not a nerd.

Greengots is the Wizarding Bank. Oh, okay. It seems like the distinction could be, is Hogwarts a public or private school? If I said to you. That's a private school. All right, then it's a company.

Oh, get wrecked. Get wrecked with your own logic. I don't care. I don't. Public schools are government institutions. All I'm saying is that like, you know.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know if it's, they don't pay. They don't pay to go to Hogwarts. Does that change it?

No, they don't pay. I mean, that admission's free. They do not pay to go to Hogwarts. They get picked. How is this school open? Magic.

It's magical. No, no, that's fine. We can have magic, but people need food? There's no transactions happening here. No, no, no. Oh, man. I'm starting to second guess. It's literally not a company.

Nobody would be like, what company do you work for? And he puts his briefcase and holds out a business card that says, I work for Hogwarts company. No, but if you work for a school, they say, who do you work for? He's like, I'm a teacher at this place. It's not fictional. places you work. It's fixed your companies. It's fine. I'm going to keep it.

Just take Hogwarts. He called us a nerd, by the way, and that's his first pick. He said, you nerds, I don't know what that other stuff is. Yeah, I don't. But I took Hogwarts. But my company is a school. Yes. All right.

Then is Jurassic Park a company? Yes. No. It's on my list. Engine is a company. It's on my list. Jurassic Park is not a company. The company's name is Ingen.

Ingen. Ingin. No, no, but that's the cloning part. Like, I'm just, I'm still a janitor, man. Disneyland. Disneyland is a company. No, apparently not. Don't, I mean, Disney. I don't know.

Disney's a company, yes. Disney land is not a company. So you work for Jurassic. Okay. Disney Parks is a company. I work for Jurassic Park Incorporated. This is just movies he likes. Hmm.

Josh says this draft is out of control. Josh is agreeing on this one. Jurassic Park was very high on my list as a company, a fictional place that I would want to work. Like, oh, is that the draft? It is for Mike and right. Oh, okay. Okay.

Well, you guys talk. I'm going to go find out what is the definition of a company. Yeah, I mean, I did have engine down there. That's the company that runs. But they're the cloning. Yeah, they do the cloning. He doesn't want to be the doctor. So who runs

stock in the toilet paper. I mean, it's a good question. But again, all of yours are janitorial-based companies. Yeah. That's what I'm confused about here. I'm just trying to be as low level as it gets, man. Okay. I need to rethink my draft.

Yeah, you do. Let me go ahead and include, what's something I like? Can I be the Avengers then? I'll just pick the Avengers. You can work for... Because I'm just making this up now. You want to work for the Avengers? Mike, you find your company that you want to work for or not. Avengers isn't a company.

Yeah, Stark Industries. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. Dang. Gummit. Yeah. Is that the one you found?

The one I found was Shield. Oh, but you can't. That's like the police. There's not a company. This is the worst draft we ever had. This is great. There's so many fictional actual companies

that I didn't think this would be a problem. This is great. And honestly, I just didn't know what a company was. I guess. Shield works. Drask Park. Next week we're drafting things that are companies.

All right, go ahead, Jay. All right. Well, I was going to go shield. But if you've got Stark Industries, um, making weapons. I think is technically the name. Oh, I apologize. I think it's Stark Enterprises. Really?

Yeah, I think it is. I thought it was Stark Industries. Yeah, find out. Find out. Industries. Oh, boom. Owned again. Again.

All right. I'm going to go. So I've got two picks here. All right. First up, Mike, you said the children are our future. Yes, they are. But they can also help power our future, whether we make them scream or laugh. Are you?

I'm scaring them children. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm making them jokes. Yeah, they're incorporated. I'm taking Monsters Inc. Is that company enough for you? Wait, wait, wait. You were on my team.

I switch. I'm a turn. I'm Benedict Arnold. You think I got a problem with something that ends in ink? No, that's my point. Of course I don't. Monsters Inc. Baby, I'm on the scare floor itself.

Scaring and making these kids laugh and providing you all with power. And then for my second pick, I am going to take the Pawnee Parks and Rec Department. Now, is that so loud? Because Parks and Rec departments are real, but the Pawnee, Pawnee is not a real place. This is a fictional work environment. Yeah, it's supposed to be fictional. Yeah. No, I'll take it.

But I don't see like that. I want to work for Ron Swanson. He doesn't want to do work. I mean, I would definitely push back if this draft hadn't gone to crap already. You'd push back to that one's not a company. Well, yeah, because it's not. Is a government job not a company? It's not a for-profit company, but you're good.

No, the government thing, no, that works. That works. That's fine. That's fine. I'm on company, Wikipedia. Oh, good. A company, abbreviated as co, is a legal entity representing an association of legal people, whether natural, judicial.

Boring. Or a mixture of both with a specific objective. company definition in the dictionary, which is another place to look, is a commercial business. That feels far more. Yeah, which is what it is. I'm starting to come back. Commercial business. I'm starting to come back to your side.

Not Hogwarts. Not a governmental entity. You know what? Based on that definition, I'm back on your side. I cannot take Parks and Rec. I cannot take Parks and Rec. I think you just figured out you don't like that pick. No, no.

I want to work for Ron Swanson. The dude literally wants me to do no work. Now, if you want. you can flip to the other show. You can work for Dunder Mifflin if you want to. Bore. I don't sell sling paper. Give me a break.

I'll be out of a job in a week. They can't be real paper stores selling business anymore. I'm going to take Moes Tavern. I'm going to sling some beer. Yeah, there you go. It's a good one. It's a good one. I'll be Mo's right-hand man.

That's good. I'll take Dunder Mifflin. I'll go work. I'll sling paper and hang out with those people. I'll take Dunder Miflin from the office. Okay. Okay. Mike, it's back to you.

All right, let me pull up. Let's see. I'll take Star Wars. I do. I wrote Death Star, so I guess you just could say Empire. But I won't go with that one. I'm going to go with a definition of company again? Yeah.

Commercial business. A commercial business. Yes. Okay. So, wait, hold on, but commercial business to make money? Yeah. Yeah. Men in black.

Oh, damn. No, it's fair. That's fair. Oh, I'm back over on my side. That's fair. Oh, men and black. I'm not a commercial business. They could be private contractors.

Oh, man. It could be private contractors. I'm not sure. Get embodied with your own definition. That could be right. Oh, man. Okay. I'm taking parks and wreck back.

It is an agency, man. You're right. Like I've been saying, Hogwarts is a dope pick. Good job. I will say. we should have done fictional places to work and this would have been so freaking easy that's what I thought we were doing

I'm changing it right now fictional places that was the spirit of it that was and that was kind of what my list we worded it literally letter of the law Andy Holloway no there's so many real companies

that I thought we were stuck inside that world the Stark Enterprises world I'm sorry let's re-roll it no because okay so I will take a so I could take a corporation yeah Okay. I'm going to go with Acme.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You're going to go with a good old-fashioned Acme. What do they make everything? It just fails at the right time. Well, it fails for the coyote. Does it fail for everyone in the Looney Tunes universe? I feel like I feel like I've seen some good uses of anvils.

For sure. Yeah. They're doing what they're supposed to do. It blows up at the right time for the right guys and the wrong time for the wrong guys. Exactly. And then last one. Oh, man. So if they're private, that works?

Brother, you do whatever you want. I'm working for the Ghostbusters then. That sucks because that's my next picture. And that's literally all I had left. Ghostbusters are a company. It's a paid service. Yeah, for sure. I am out of picks.

They're for profit. Because I have eliminated a lot from this list. They rented a building. They have to pay rent. Yeah, for sure. Great company. And you need some time to look up. Rentz a building.

should not be your your classification. Can I have a cheaty one? Sure. What about what is Bond? What does Bond do? Oh, he works for government. He works for MI6 or, yeah, yeah. I was going to say IMF, but that's Mission Impossible.

Okay, I'll do that. It's, uh, what's the, who does, Josh, you got to be in on this one. The James, James Bond. It's, is that not, I'm going to have to look. It says MI6 formally known as the secret intelligence service. There we go. Yeah, I mean, at this point. Man, so Andy has...

Wayne Enterprises. You want that one? There you go. I don't care. I don't care. I'll do Wayne Enterprises. Very nice. We'll work for Batman. It's probably a crappy job. Is MI6 actually fictional? No. Or is that like... We don't know anything about anything. Correct. I know some things about something.

MI6 is a real organization. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, breaking the fictional rule. Well, he switched to the... I know. He switched. All right. He went not only governmental, not a company, but also real. I told you.

I was like, if this year. He's like McDonald's. I want to. I regret pushing back ever. We should have named this differently. Oh, it's a different list. All right. So I am, am I up?

Is this the final? Yes, please. You have three commercial businesses. I have three commercial business. I'm going to make it four. I'm going to go, this is tough between two very niche. Very, very company. I am not going to go with working at the banana stand for that.

Yeah. That was one of, there's a bunch of money in the banana stand. There is. But I'm going to go with prestige worldwide. I'm going to be on the boats. If you know that references. Oh, yeah. I do not.

What is that? It's a fictional stepbrothers. Fictional. company featured in stepbrothers? Yeah. I think they're just like a management company is what they actually want to be. I mean, they're worldwide. Yeah.

And very prestigious. Oh, yeah, prestige worldwide. You don't even have to know what it is to know it's prestigious worldwide. Reminders. What was that company that was in Parks and Rec run by John Ralphio? That's prestige worldwide, basically. Yeah, what was the name of that? Do you anybody remember that?

What was his company? I don't know. That was, that is perfect. But prestige worldwide is the first word in entertainment management, finance portfolios, insurance, computers, black leather gloves, research and development and security. That's right. That's a good company. Al, how'd that draft go? Not how I expected.

I had a good time. Planet Express. Cyberdine. Which one's Cyberdine? Is Entertainment 720? Is that the one I was thinking of Entertainment 720? Which one is that? Cyberdine is Terminator, right?

Yes. Is it? They're the ones I made the robots before Skynet. I had Channel 4 News team from Anchorman. You went with which bar did you take? Moes Tavern. I had Cheers was the first thing I wrote down. This is an animated cheers.

Really, Moose Tavern is just like. But it seems way more depressing. Like, Mo's looks run down. Yeah. And seedy. Where Cheers is like, hey. Yeah. And everybody knows.

Yeah. Feels like a great place to work. Okay. Okay. What did we learn today? I learned that. Nothing. I learned that Andy is a definition follower.

But he's not. No. So what is that when you make other people? A hypocrite. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

is laughing way too loud. So good. I think I learned today where his loyalty lie. I learned what's not a company, but I didn't learn what is a company. We'll never know. I'm going to go buy some Hogwarts stock on the stock market is an idea. Thank you for listening, everyone. See you next time. Goodbye. Thanks for listening to the Spitballers podcast. To see what other nonsense the guys are up to, check out Spitballers pod.com.