Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Gorilla Warfare & Company Mascots You Want To Party With - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: May 12, 2025

On this raucous episode we dive into the humans vs gorilla fight thoughts, play a hilarious round of Guess Guess Goose and wrap things up with a draft of Company Mascots You Want to Party With. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast:Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.comFollow us on X: x.com/SpitballersPodFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPodSubscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers Podcast with Andy, Mike and Jason. Rattata-tutututu-tap-a-diddly-bing-bang. That really felt like you were going to land on a badingue. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you for the ending. I'm not. That makes none of us. Wait.

That makes one of us. Me plus you equals none of us. I was like, wow, that's a new way to insult someone. Like, oh yeah, me and you, that makes no one. That's when you multiply by a zero, right? That's a zero? That would, that's what the math tells me. Would you rather guess, guess, goose?

And we are drafting a very interesting draft today. Company mascots. Party time. You would like to party with. Yeah. So that'll be fun. We have Liar Liar returning next week. That is what I have been told Okay, Al Borland. That's a promise. It's been a minute. I put it in there so I would be held accountable

Yeah, that's that's the problem is is we know how serious he takes liar liar That means he's getting no work done where I'm going elsewhere for our company 24-7 I know is his son has got a play coming up this weekend. He will not be seeing that no chance He's there if he's gonna commit to liar liar being back next week Yeah, we're not seeing him until that next didn't Mike win liar liar last time Nobody knows yeah, don't remember Mike wins everything on this show these days In history probably did all I know is owl is no longer undefeated after a giant run of terror but he is still like 98%. Yeah he usually wins. Yeah. Well let's let's kick it off with some would you rather.

Would you rather? Okay I forgot about this one. We said we wanted to talk about it because this is the biggest question on the internet. So everyone on the internet is writing in. It was. We're right on time. Well, look, it has been. And we have not weighed in. Right. Which makes- You need the experts. When we weigh in, that's when it matters.

Got it. Well, that's when you have a definitive answer. I think there's been a lot of speculation on the internet, and now when you have a definitive answer. I think there's been a lot of speculation on the internet, and now you come to find the truth. Okay, so you tried to make it into a would you rather is what you did, and you wrote it as, would you rather be a gorilla facing 100 unarmed men, or one of 100 unarmed men facing a gorilla?

That's an interesting way to word it. It's an interesting way to- I did the best I could. That's not interesting way to word it. That's an interesting way to word it. I did the best I could. That's not exactly. Who would win in a fight? Yeah, that's the question. A hundred unarmed men or a gorilla, that's the question. So I've seen tons of people weigh in on this,

none of them experts like us that know the world of gorillas. And men. And men. I am curious, what's the best way to start this? Because I'm wondering if we could just say, first we just say who you think would win the fight. Sure. And then we can get into why.

Because I don't know either of your answers. Is it 100 men? Is it the gorilla? We should say it up. Well, we'll just say it on three. Okay. We'll say 100 men or gorilla. We're saying the winner? Yes. Yeah, who we think or gorilla. Is the winner, we're saying the winner?

Yes. Yeah, who we think would win. It's one, two, three, shoot. Okay. One, two, three, 100 men. Gorilla. All right, so it's two on one. Mike's the gorilla.

It's definitively the gorilla. No way is it the gorilla. I don't think it's definitively. It is definitively the 100 men. It is definitively the gorilla. Do you wanna kick it off or you want me to? You can start. It is definitively the 100. It is definitively the gorilla. This is why we need. Do you wanna kick it off or you want me to? You can start.

Okay, so here's the thing. What you need to know about a gorilla is an adult male gorilla, we're talking four to nine times stronger than an average human. Okay. I'm on chat GBT right now. Estimated to lift 1800 to 4000 pounds, that is their...

To lift, okay, I heard lift, I was like, lived 1800 years. So it's like, this is what they're benching, up to 4000 pounds, where a human, like, an elite human, when it comes to bench press strength, you're talking like, what, two to 300 pounds? That's top tier? I'm not saying that's the strongest.

Elite is, yeah, well I mean, this is the strongest of the gorilla. At least give him like 400 pounds. Okay, whatever, and okay, Bite Force. 1300 PSI, that's a gorilla where a human's doing 162. We're not biting, we're not gonna be biting. Well, I'm just saying like, of things that the gorilla's gonna be biting. Yeah, oh yeah. saying like of things that are the gorillas gonna be biting. Yeah. Oh, yeah

Yeah, and and my follow-up question. I know this is this is different than a hundred Because that's that's where the question comes in But I said how can an unarmed human actually hurt a gorilla and it said in almost any direct physical confrontation an unarmed human stands Virtually no chance of hurting a healthy adult gorilla. I agree, I agree. 100% true. But against 100 men. So here's where it gets. And trust me, neither of us are saying these men are living, many of them.

But here's the thing is, okay, you have 100 guys, right? How many of them can actually be affecting the gorilla at one time? So here's the thing. 10 guys, 15 guys, the other ones are just. Not 15, yeah. Okay. 10, eight. I think three per appendage.

How are you all fitting in there? So you're going 12. I think 12, 12 to 16 men at a time. I'm talking about just pure surface area. How are you fitting all those people in there? Gorillas are big. I'm gonna say 10. I'm gonna say it's 10 on one at all times.

And the gorilla's clearly gonna just knock three of them out of the way, gonna bite him, tear his throat out like he's MacGruber. He's gonna be a monster. And he'll kill the first five so easy. Oh yeah. He'll kill the next 10 pretty easy. Yeah. Okay, we're at 15. You've got 85 left. You're not getting through all of them before someone gets his eyes. You gouge

out the gorilla's eyes. That is the only vulnerable point other than I'm assuming you can get a gorilla with a crotch shot. Right. Of course, yes. But it's like- This is a male gorilla. You hit a gorilla in the crotch shot. Right. Of course, yes. But it's like- This is a male gorilla. You hit a gorilla in the crotch or you get him in the eyes. And it's like, I, with that level of strength, a gorilla literally just doing a whirling dervish, if that fist- The brain- It's tiredness though. The gorilla tires out.

There's no way- Not to not compare to humans. There's no way he kills a hundred humans before he loses his eyes. There's just no way, because we're smart enough to go crotchin' eyes, crotchin' eyes, and then eventually. See, I don't go crotchin' eyes. I'm wearing this thing out with some sacrificial first fighters.

100%. And then I am using four to five guys to hold each arm and leg down. Not gonna happen. No, I will, they'll get too tired. I do think that the tiring them out matters a lot. Like, a gorilla might be much, much, much stronger, but it can't just go forever.

No, it can't go forever, but it can go, it can go longer than humans. They're burst animals. They can, they'll bur, the first five to 15 guys Carnage. are getting exploded. Yes. You have to have a group of 100 men that are willing, they have to be committed. The first five to 15 guys are getting exploded. You have to have a group of 100 men that are willing, they have to be committed.

This cannot be some pat like, oh I'll join. That's another part is the 100 are watching, you're watching your soldiers get, what I meant by the gorilla spinning is like, if a gorilla just backhanded and hit you anywhere in your neck or your head, you're not in the fight anymore. Like you might be, like maybe it doesn't kill you.

You could be used as a meat shield. Yeah, now the other gorilla has a weapon because the gorilla could just start picking up bodies and swinging them around. The gorilla already has weapons, brother, his arms. Nothing hunts gorillas. Are they life, no natural predators? Yeah, I mean humans don't really even do that. Yeah, we're not allowed. We hunts gorillas. Are they they have no natural predators? Yeah I mean humans don't really even do that. Yeah we're not the most dangerous. So I mean like

they don't they're we don't know they're not made to be hunted they're not made to be defeated right? Yeah they're they're apex. This is one of the reasons I think we should put animals from different places in the world together. You want to see what happens when a shark. I want wanna see what happens. Not a shark. A shark and a gorilla going at it. We're gonna give the sharks some robotic legs. You fly over the ocean, you push out 100 gorillas, and you see what happens.

Yeah. I really genuinely cannot fathom. I mean, give it 50 guys. Kills 50 and it can keep going? I think so. I think that the- It can't go to 100. The time that it takes for a gorilla to take out

multiple of these soldiers is no impact to this gorilla. You get one human being on the back, because it can't reach you very easily now, just one on the back, and people just, soccer ball on the balls. Okay. We're talking. We're talking. Boom. Boom. Left. Right. Left. Left. Left. You think the gorilla's just going to stand there and not do anything. No. I don't think it's not going to do anything. But I'm saying-

You're not getting a shot. You're not getting a kick in. You're going to get the eyes out and you're going to start choking the neck. And you're just going to keep kicking the balls, kicking the balls, choking the neck, choking the neck, choking the neck, kicking the balls, kicking the balls, choking the neck. The thing about choking the neck goes what happened to the eyes? The eyes are gone. He's blind. I already took out the eyes. I don't think a human could choke out a gorilla.

I don't think it's possible. A tired gorilla. Even a tired gorilla. A human could choke out a gorilla. Just think about how long human beings last in a fight. I just like how definitive you are. The answer from Chad GBT is in short, no, it is not realistically possible

for a human to choke out a gorilla. Not without weapons, tranquilizers, or a sci-fi twist. Now say there were 100 humans, could one of them eventually choke out a gorilla? Because of course it could. Hold on, gorillas don't. There's a direct quote. Gorillas don't really have, quote, necks in the human sense.

Their trap shoulders and jaw muscles are thick and muscular. The human style rear naked choke relies on compressing the carotid arteries on either side of the neck. Good luck finding them on a gorilla or applying pressure. It said good luck? Yes. But I'm saying like, dense muscle and fur.

Think about how strong that gorilla is, and you jump on its back, and how fast that gorilla is. It's going to bite your arm. You're not getting a choke hold on. You're getting bit. It's tired. What are the do-sers way in here? You've heard this discussion.

They're wild creatures. They're training every day. What team are you on? I'm on 100 humans. I'm on team mankind as well. Humans are getting. All right. So we have the definitive answer. We got one man. All right. We answered it. Sorry, Mike. You were wrong. Yes, I am not. Uh, Jackie. Accept your defeat. No, no. The, I will accept the defeat of, for this debate as I'm outnumbered, but also Josh, Papa Josh, was the one that we had to spend an hour long time at lunch convincing him he cannot fight a baboon. He thought he could-

He thought it was a chimp. Or a chimpanzee. Even worse. Yeah, even worse. He was convinced in a 1v1 with a chimpanzee that he could win that first. You're saying we don't need him on our side. That's a bad thing. And I'm saying his opinion is null and void. Ten men versus a chimpanzee.

I'll take the chimp. I'll take the chimp. I would too. Oh, ten against a chimp? No way, I'll take the men. I would take the chimps. A chimpanzee is still brutally strong. This is about, this is a numbers game and a tired game. You have to wear the beast out via 50 dead bodies. But 100 is too many for a gorilla to go through.

Now the gorilla's got a structure around it. It doesn't. There's just bodies built up. Chimps are 90 to 130 pounds. Of pure muscle. No, I know it's just muscle. They literally have ripped arms off of humans before. They're stronger than men.

Yes, it will rip your arm off and beat you to death. Why you punch yourself? Why you punch yourself? Are you basically saying we have no chance if we choose to fight female gorillas? Is that what you're saying? No way. No chance.

Any female animal were toast. Yes. Because our only strategy as humans is croc. Not any female animal, it's like a bird. But we win because of tools. Yeah, and brain. If you're fighting a bird, you wouldn't need to hit it in the nuts.

No, I wouldn't need to. No, a kick in the balls is a kick in the head. Wow, wow. Gorilla's winning. Would you have? All I know is I will be patient 99. I was gonna say, like what's the? We'll be at the back of the line.

Like if there's, they're putting together a, they wanna figure this out, let's say. This is a scenario. The Earth has decided we're gonna put together the battle. And it's gonna be held in the old Colosseum in Rome. They've cleared it out. They've got it all rebuilt. It's gonna be like the Olympics, but for this event.

They're getting the 100 guys together. What's the dollar amount you need to be a part of the 100 men? Me or people? Because me is gonna be about a jibillion. Yeah, you're going to die. What if they said you could become the king of the earth? No, I don't.

Because Jason likes power. Pistachorilla's now the king of the earth. Everything that you could offer me. Would you like, when they start running in for the fight, would you run in place and be like, let's go. And then, woo. No. On my mother's charge.

I know exactly my strategy. Genuinely, if I had to do do it if I was in that arena Yeah, I would start running with my compadres and I would quietly fall over and I Would be dead until they clear out the bodies and it'd be like I can't believe I'm king of the earth The most cowardly man! Did I miss it? What happened? Oh man. Alright, listen, we'll move on. We've got everybody weighing in there. Alright, Jacky from Patreon, would you rather have the ability to induce fear, sleep, pain, or confusion? Are we playing an RPG right now? We can induce fear sleep pain or

Confusion on other people on other people. What's the most it's weird because it feels like sleep is out of the category Like the the fear the pain the confusion. They're all active. They're all mental. Yeah, he's physical Right like like and mental but yeah, well, I mean you're they're all active. They're all mental. Sleep is physical. And mental, but yeah. Well, I mean, you're, I'm not, you're no longer a part of that. Your body can't be asleep without your brain. You're just like, yeah. Right, when you're fearful or in pain or confused,

you're still aware. If you can make anything go to sleep, anybody go to sleep. That's gotta be the choice. You would think that that would give you the greatest advantage. For sure. You can do anything you want. Because you're basically immune to sleep. That's gotta be the choice. You would think that that would give you the greatest advantage. For sure. You can do anything you want.

Because you're basically immune to everybody. Yeah, at all times. You got a gun, you're asleep. As long as you can see them, yeah. So that's the rule, you gotta be able to see them? Well you can't put people to sleep right. You have to hold concentration, man. We all know these things.

So then how many can I put to sleep at a time? Ooh, how powerful are you? I'm pretty powerful, man. I'm talking- Are you a how many can I put asleep at a time? Ooh how powerful are you? I'm pretty powerful man. I'm talking- Are you a local wizard or are you a- No I'm a regional. I'm a regional wizard. Okay I'll give you- Southwest. I'll give you five people.

Five? That's not enough for a bank man. I'm just thinking, I'm thinking can I walk in a bank, put everyone night night and then just do do do do do do do. I'll give you five but so it's like- If everybody went to sleep in a bank for you, I don't think you'd walk out with any money. Okay. I walk out with their credit cards though.

You know what I mean? You're right, I'm gonna get there, I'm gonna be like, oh, how do I open this drawer? I need to wake one of these guys up, tell me the code. I have so many identities to steal. Yeah, and in which case, if I'm just gonna end up pickpocketing, I'm probably not going to the bank with all the cameras and stuff.

What would you use inducing, why is fear better than sleep in any situation? Like just more fun. Let's take sleep out of it and look at fear, pain, and confusion. Pain's just cruel. Yeah, I don't think I'd want to do that. You know, but in a fight. But like, I guess, like Mike, if you saw like a really poorly coached basketball game, and you were so upset, would you bring a little pain to that coach that made the bad call?

Well, that coach is dealing with the natural consequences of being unprepared, but yeah. I'd like to palpateen, just a little zap. Confusion could be fun in I think more situations. Keeping with the sport theme, if you confuse the other team just a little bit here and there, it's like, oh, I'm gonna run her out. You are confused and then I'm behind you. And you're going to run the wrong way? Well, I was confusing the defense.

Yeah, but I'm saying, well, you confuse the offense and they just run the wrong direction. Sure, score on themselves, safety. Yeah, sleep seems like the runaway winner from a power perspective. Correct. I think it goes sleep. Pain is behind that, I think, just from a self-defense perspective. Yeah, but I was thinking, so I was like, in a fight- I guess fear is the same thing. In a fight, pain would be great. But I think it goes sleep. And pain is behind that, I think, just from a self-defense perspective. Yeah, but I was thinking, so I was like, in a fight, pain would be great. But I don't get in a lot of fights.

I feel like the... Not anymore. Yeah, it's been a minute. They're all afraid of you. I mean, depending on the level of pain, like, you can push through, you can push through high levels of pain, especially in a fight.

Yeah, what kind of pain are you causing here? If you're telling me I'm putting someone in basically a panic attack, like that level of fear, then you aren't fighting. Right, you're afraid to fight. You're crumpled in the corner because you're having a panic attack. You're afraid that this fight is going to kill you. Yes. And so you're not going to fight.

You're not like, oh, my skin hurts. No, I think that's true. I think fear is more powerful than pain. But confusion's the most fun, so that's the one I'm gonna take. It's gonna make people do silly, stupid stuff. Yeah, that'd be fun. Dylan from the website,

would you rather suddenly have to pee every time you get into a car? Or suddenly have to pee every time you get into a car, or suddenly have to poop every time you walk into a store? Oh my gosh. Okay. We're back. Yeah, okay. We're back.

Pee every time you get in a car, or poop every time you get into a store. Question, do you actually have to, or you just have the urge? You've got it. I think you have to, yeah. You're gonna have to poop and pee. If you had to pee every time you got have the urge? You've got it. I think you have to, yeah. You're gonna have to poop and pee. If you had to pee every time you got in the car,

would you create a car bathroom situation? Yeah, you would have, I would have to. You'd have where you cut the hole in the floor and run a funnel. I've seen a guy do a video of it. Wait, straight out the car? Like, oh, you're leaking some washer fluid. Yep, yep.

You're like, I am. Well, that's my washer fluid. I've been washed from the inside. Yeah. I've seen a guy do that. So they do that? Well, people don't do that, but this was just to make a funny internet video.

So you're not saving it. But you would have to do that, because you can't. That's no problem. Because based on this question, like, OK, I go out to go to work in the morning, and I sit down. I'm like oh, I gotta pee I gotta run back in I'm gonna pee I get back to the car. Oh, no No, you gotta pee every time you get into the car you have to be so I have to be able to pee in the car Yeah, the bottle at the beginning of your trip really that would be the more ideal thing how often do you guys go in stores?

Like what's a weird question it sounds weirder than it is. I'm just saying what was the last store with like I'm your last door you were at Target, which was how long ago yesterday. Okay He's a shopper Man who goes to Target yesterday is just shopper. What's the last time you were at a store Mike? Oh Gosh, has it actually been a while? Target yesterday is just shopper. When's the last time you were at a store, Mike? Oh gosh. Has it actually been a while? What is this? What is this?

A store? Deucers, when's the last time you were at a store? It's been yesterday. Okay. Okay, shopper. It's probably been three or four days for me. Yeah, right. It's been a handful.

It's been a couple days. It's been a couple days. We know you wouldn't go anywhere, DoorDash. Yeah, and that is part of the problem. I'm like, you know, Instacarting DoorDash. Like, if I can avoid going to the store, I usually do now. Do you have to poop if you order DoorDash? No. No. Per the rules of this question? Yeah. I mean, after. You have to walk. It's when you walk into a store. That means you're public restrooming all the time. Yeah. So you probably also are planning that.

I'm bringing a roll with me. I got a roll with me at all times. But there's some stores of comfy toilet paper. There's stores that don't have bathrooms, man. That's true. You'd have to go next door and be like, I gotta take a dump, can I use a restroom? Not a great conversation.

I am always in shock when there's people who are like, oh man, I'm gonna have to take a poop here, and you're like, well when? You're like, oh no, I'll hold it. What, how was that? Oh really? Oh no. You're not a holder.

Once it hits, once I feel it, the timer is is on I am usually a holder I can't yeah, which I hold it. I can't believe it. It blows my mind You hold it a day maybe two. That's a whoa That's absurd. Yeah I mean you poop differently. Yes. Yes. Yes, we do. I mean, I'm not saying there aren't certain Situations where it's like, I got a situation. But in- But you're saying you could option out.

Yeah, I can option out for a couple days. When I go on vacation- Does that mean you have a more- What? Like more space? When I go on vacation, I will often complete that vacation without pooping. Your intestines must be so strong.

That's bad, right? Al, that's bad, right? Yeah, it's not the best. Yeah, that's not good. That's bad for you? Yeah. Yeah? That needs to get out, bro. I Yeah, it's not the best. Yeah, it's not good. That's bad for you? Yeah. Yeah? Okay, that needs to get out, bro.

I mean, it usually does, but I'm just saying when I don't want to, I don't do it. Now, obviously, if I'm sick or I hedge-poly, it's not up to me. So Mike would modify his car with maybe a second hole. No, the car is the P. Well, I'm just saying, but in real life, it seems practical for you. You feel the urge. Yeah, I know. The timer is going. Your car might have a discharge. Yeah, I'm just saying but like in real life it seems practical for you if you feel the urge Yeah, I know the timer is going your car might have a discharge Yeah, no, no if I have to poop every time I go into store. I'm never going to stores

I can't read what you wrote Papa Josh. I just can't I don't think you have to go to stores anymore He can his conjecture is that he doesn't think there's harm. That's the TLDR. Of course there is. It's waste. It needs to get out of your body. What do you think your body's trying to tell you? It's not telling you, hold on.

It's not a suggestion. It's like, I mean, you can definitely wait a little while. We're not made to have to instantly go. Oh man. Hold on, I'm on it. This has been researching. Yeah, I'm researching. Like how safe it is. I said, if I really have to take a poop and I choose to hold onto it for two days, will that hurt me?

Holding onto a bowel movement for two days occasionally is unlikely to cause serious harm, but it can lead to problems, especially if it becomes a habit. Can it become like somebody's addiction? It's not good. You're like, I'm taking this thing to the limit. Like is there a world record? Someone starts the stopwatch as soon as they finish. They wipe and then they go click, let's go baby.

I guess the world record would have to be dependent on food intake. You can't, I mean, because you could fast and then not have to. That's true. You, there should be a world record, but you have to have like a burger twice a day. How long can you go? Jason, I think you can put your mind to this. Yeah, I can do it. Obviously, Papa Josh will beat you.

Obviously, he's the best. But this question has gotten a little bit wild. I'm gonna pick the poop. I can avoid stores. Yeah, yeah. When's the last public number two? Public meaning in a... I don't mean in front of people. No, no, no. That's not what I thought. That's not what I assumed. But I'm saying like... because to me, and I think I know the answer,

but when you say like public pooping, I include when I, and I think I know the answer, but when you say like, public pooping, I include when I go to like a hotel or something, even though it's private, it's just not my home. No, no, no, public restroom. When is the last time I pooped in a public restroom? I can't. Years? Years, I can't remember one. I guess if a guy's willing to hold it for days.

Yeah, no problem. You're not gonna break in the middle of a Best Buy. No. Mike, on the other hand. I have pooped a Best Buy. He will break that Best Buy. For sure. For sure.

For sure. I've pooped at 10 different locations. All right. Generally speaking. Not bad. That got clean bathrooms. Not bad. Shout out store 787.

No. You bring the merchandise in there? No, no, there's very big signs up that say don't do that. All right, well take a break. I leave my merchandise in the first one. They should put signs in public restrooms that say please don't poop here. Like we have the facilities, but we'd prefer. Yes, exactly.

If you can avoid pooping here, please do. It has your Chad GBT answer where it's occasionally OK. Right, it's OK. It tells you that you have permission to not poop here. Don't do that. We're taking a break. We're coming back with some Guess, Guess Goose. What time is it? Game time! What's so funny?

We are playing Guess Guess Goose. Alright, well that's fine, I'm a goose. I didn't remember this, you're the current goose which means you've got the goose on your head. I believe I'm a back to back goose. You are a back to back goose. Are you got the goose on your head. I believe I'm a back-to-back goose. You are a back-to-back goose. Yeah. That is correct.

Andy, then me, then me, and hopefully not me. So Mike's never goose'd. I have. Oh, OK. He doesn't mean recently. Yeah. All right, so because I'm the goose, I have to explain the rules, which

we have to remember each time. Here's how this game works. Each one of us are going to bring up an amazing question, a question that is like, how do you face the shower when you wash your hair or something like that. And then the person who asks the question is going to give their prediction for what they think that number is, what percentage of people that do it a certain way. If you get the exact percentage, you get three points. If you guess within

five percent on either side, you get two points. The other two gentlemen will have the chance to choose whether they think it is higher or lower, and they will get a point if they are correct. You did it. That was really good. And the truth, the answer is brought to us by the general public, right? Correct. Okay.

And as we've seen in the past, sometimes we ask really stupid people. Right. Al does. I don't ask. Yeah, Al does all the work. I've learned a lot about humanity from this segment. Well here we go. We'll see if Jason remains the goose or not.

The first question, what percentage of people can juggle three balls with two hands for at least ten seconds? So ten seconds ten second now second juggle. I mean, I'm not taking a now. What are you? I'm sure I'm mentally juggling for ten seconds. You don't know if you yourself can juggle for ten seconds Oh ten seconds. Okay. I think this number is I gotta make my guess here. you guys are go higher or lower, I think that answer is 23%. I don't think three ball juggling is very easy to do.

It's not what it once was. I think I could end up low, but we'll see. I'm going 23%, what are you guys gonna do? Okay, so then I gotta go first. You guys have to decide at the same time if you're higher or lower. Yeah, we can decide at the same time. Give me that number again, Andy.

I'm so tempted to change this number. I'm gonna change the number. Oh, okay. 30%. 30%. I'm gonna go 30. Excellent, I'm gonna go lower. Okay.

I'm really sad he changed that number because I was already lower. I was too. Oh, you were too, yeah, so he's gotta be way off. So we think that people can't juggle. Maybe I'm even worse. I would've gone like 15. How many people here can actually juggle?

I can juggle three balls for 10 seconds. Hold on, I want you to guess. Which of the deucers can juggle? That'd be Papa Josh. We are testing. We are testing the house that Josh can juggle. We are testing this immediately after this show. By the way, that would be.

He raised his hand, and we'll put it in the show doc. You can. You can juggle, Josh. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Better than anybody else. That's two out of six people. We're putting in the show doc next week whether he did it and give him his credit,

because he's very confident. I'm two out of six in the office, though. That would be 33%. Oh, because Andy, you can juggle? Yeah, I can juggle. All right, nerd. So what is the answer? What's the answer?

Had this been your turn, Jason, what did you say that you would have guessed? I said 15%. The correct answer is 15%. What? Man. Okay. So I was closer with my first guess. You give him the easy ones. 15% is not... You were closer but luckily you were in point range so you didn't at least hurt yourself. Yeah, I you know, I wonder if it's because I can juggle. Maybe I think more of the people out there. All right. You guys ever tried to juggle? Oh, I sure have. You can't juggle? Nope. I can juggle. Maybe I think more of the people out there. All right. You guys ever tried to juggle? Oh, I tried. Yeah, I can juggle.

You can't juggle? Nope. I can juggle. What about two balls with one hand? For under 10 seconds. Can you juggle two balls with one hand? Everybody can do that. Oh, with one hand? No.

Probably not. I can juggle two balls with two hands very easily though. Yeah, nice work. Next question, Mike. Next question. Mike, you're up. What percentage of people have used a significant other's toothbrush?

Ooh, this is a good. I hate these people. This is a philosophy question. This is a morality question. It is not a you use it all the time. It is have you done that before? All right, you're the one that sets the line, Mike. All right, I'm gonna set the line.

I don't think it's a lot. Ah, have used a significant, but people get me on these things. I'm gonna put, I'm gonna go at, I'll go 25%. 25%, I think it's pretty low. Jason? Are you ready?

Yeah. I already had my answer down, regardless of what number you said, it's going to be higher than you think. I'm going 10%. Oh, you guys are idiots. I'm on the lower, you're on the higher. It's way higher. Mike, your guess was what?

And I'm the goose. 25%. You're at 25%, go ahead. The goose is correct. The answer was 38%. There you go. Okay, well that's not way higher. The goose is doing well, right now.

So far, so goose good that gives Jason two points You've never been has one point you never been on a trip. You're like I've got the toothbrush so and you and just use your wife's toothbrush. I've done that for sure It's always the opposite direction. I would never forget a toothbrush. It's always yeah Wife uses my toothbrush. I don't like it. Yeah, it happens. That doesn't make sense. It's always the opposite direction for me. The juggler over here. Where the wife uses my toothbrush. I don't like it, but it happens. I know what happens. All right.

Do you like rinse it a little extra? Yeah, just dip that thing in some mouthwash. It's good to go. I would feel good if it was dipped in mouthwash. I feel like it would be sanitized. I hope so. It's supposed to sanitize the mouth. Like that's its job.

I got some work. Not strong enough for a tooth brush. Do we have double points in the second round or no? No sir. Andy is currently a full goose. I'm hunting for double points. Alright, I am up and my question is what percentage of people

would choose Morgan Freeman over James Earl Jones to narrate their lives? That's a crazy question. Okay, and since I have no idea Morgan Freeman over James Earl Jones to narrate their lives? That's a crazy question. Okay, and since I have no idea, I'm gonna set that line at 50%. Okay.

Okay, Andy, you got your... Yeah, I got my answer. And it is? You have to figure yours out too. Mine's written down? Well, I thought it would just win around the days no same times. No, no, no. These two go same times.

Oh, OK. I am higher. I am higher. Of course, look, both are sensational. It's just people who know who they are. Morgan Freeman seems like a little. Am I within 5%? A little better.

You are not within 5%. Oh, dang. The other guys are correct that it was higher. The correct answer is 68%. Wow. Yes, sir. On the board. That's a shame. I'm bummed I didn't get that question. I would have said like Wow. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. On the board. That's a shame.

I'm bummed I didn't get that question. Me, myself, I would choose James Earl Jones. I would choose James Earl Jones as well. I would go Morgan Freeman. No, no. Worst voice. Yeah. He does have a worse voice.

He has a worse voice. He's got a great voice. Yeah. It's just worse. Yeah, and he's a little overplayed. Yeah. A little too much. Yeah, his, his.

James Earl Jones kept it rare. Yeah, Mike's narration of his life is just gonna be like, I've seen this a hundred times. Yeah. Little too much. Yeah. His James Earl Jones kept it rare. Yeah. Mike's narration of his life is just going to be like, I've seen this a hundred times. Yeah, I've already heard of it. Mine is going to be half the beginning. Mine is going to be half the beginning. Yours is Darth Vader. He doesn't have the voice changer. This is pure James Earl. Yeah, I mean. Yeah, it's still Darth Vader. What percentage of people have been buried up to the neck in sand? Oh. Up to the neck? Of people have been buried up to the neck in sand?

This is probably just laying down and you let the head out. I mean this is- Because originally I'm thinking like you gotta- You know what's funny is what if- Have a six foot hole. Vertical. Like if you said what percentage of people have been to a beach, it's not 100%.

Right. No. I'm gonna say. That's actually a good question. I feel like. Yeah, that's in the 90s. What percentage, yeah, I was gonna say it would be the vast majority. All right, percentage of people that have been buried up to the neck in sand?

Weird question. Mm-hmm. I feel like this is the kind of question people would want to answer yes for some stupid reason. Like it's cool. Like that's a cool feature. So it's gonna up my number to 21%. I'm gonna say 21% of people. I wanted to go like 11, 13, I don't know.

What number are you guys going? I've got mine written down. I'm going higher. I'm going higher as well. Okay, all right. How many people are doing this? Me and Scott. Andy's the first one to fall within the range.

Oh yes! The correct answer is 23%, which is higher. So you guys also both get a point. Good guess, though. OK, so I didn't catch anybody? We are sitting with Mike with four. Andy and Jason both have three. Oh, man, it's tight.

It's doit. Man, OK. Doit like a tiger. We're back, baby. Andy, oh, he got two. I got double, baby. He got two for. I'm glad I bumped it up. I knew people would think it's right. We're back baby Andy. Oh, he got double baby. He got two for that I bumped it up. I knew people would think it's cool. I can't believe you explained to the rule I know I know but I just can't believe that if you guess the exact right percent

It's only three you get three when you get to I'm changing the rules from now on if you get the right since no one's Gotten the right percent. You're saying if it's that on it's a flat on we have had it what happened one time All right, but today I'm saying I could change my rules live because it hasn't happened. So what do we go four points? You get double. Okay, that's fine. All right It's happening effective now. It's officially now I'm omitted from that You had a chance You would have retroactively given I would have retroactively given you for long. We totally would have done Trust me man. You're wearing good. You're wearing good would have done that. Totally, you can trust me, man.

You're wearing a goose on your head. Of course I can trust you. I look untrustworthy. So we're tied, Andy, and Mike's in the lead by one. Mike is... Oh, this was a perfect question for me. What percentage of people prefer musical theater over non-musical theater?

Interesting. So the amount of people that prefer musicals That just wanna see a play? To non-musicals. Okay, I'm fascinated of what the answer's gonna be. I think it is the majority. People would rather go to a musical. So they wanna sing some songs.

I'm gonna set the line at, how high do I go? I'm gonna go 70%. Oh man, that's such a good number. That's a good, I wrote down my number, I didn't write higher or lower. I did too, I did too. We'll lock in then. I'm in at 70, but I was torn between higher or lower. I did too. I did too. We'll lock in then. I'm in at 75.

So my number- I was torn between 70 and 75. I wrote 66%. I wrote 62. So we both went lower. We're both lower. Are you going lower? Okay.

You guys are correct. The correct answer is 59%. Okay. Whoa, really? That was pretty close. All right. So a point to Andy and a point to Jason. Uh-oh.

We are tied? Oh, no. Oh, no. We currently have a three-way tie at four points. So I have to get within range here. Oh, if we tie, you stay the goose. Oh no. Oh man. So I have to get Andy.

Yeah, that's the only way. Oh yeah. No. Yeah. No. No. Oh my gosh. No, but you guys can't see each other's answer.

You cannot see each other's answer. You cannot see each other's answer. Okay. All right. All right. Oh no. Mike's just given the full on gaspionage. I'm stretching. Oh my gosh. I am stretching. We're the listeners at home. Mike is pointing up. What? I would die. That's. And Andy is pointing down. How bad? Yeah boo, yeah. Okay. Down with the. All right, okay, here's the final question. Now here's the thing, if I get this on the dot,

I double your points. Yeah, you would be. I get a four burger and you can't cheat me out. Yeah, just get it. Do we have an extra question if there's a tie at the end? Yes. Okay. Oh, all right, okay.

Well then, I feel much better. What? I feel much better. What percentage? I feel real low about it. Oh. Oh. What percentage of people most often use toilet paper to blow their noses? This was something that I didn't know was a thing,

because our family always had Kleenex boxes. And then I'd go to other people's families to their houses and I'd be like, where's your Kleenex? They're like, we don't have any. Because they just use toilet paper. So it does happen. Oh, I mean, so when I-

It happens all the time at my house, just because we're out. Yeah, and I think we have Kleenex. Not by preference, but just- I think we have Kleenex somewhere and we almost always just use toilet paper. Like go to the bathroom and blow your nose. That's just normal.

Because you could do it, you could do it anywhere. So, what percentage of people most often use toilet paper to blow their noses? Now, first of all, where are you guys at? I most often use, like, I'm definitely a vast majority of the time. Okay, we're real serious. I will, I will, we're-

We're at Kleenex household. We're usually out. All right. Because I forget to order more. Most often use toilet paper to blow their noses. So. All right, I'm going to say a very important number to be right.

Yes, yes. And it's gonna start in the 60s. Get that goose off your head. Let's get this going. It's gonna be 65%. You're leaking. It's going to be 65%. 65%. Okay, I will honor the game and I will write down my answer. I will too.

And my answer is lower. I am lower. Okay, all right. I almost changed to 68, so. The correct answer is 35%. Whoa! Yes, yes, Goose Man! The goose! So the correct answer is 35%. Whoa! Yes!

Yes, Goose Man! The Goose! The Goose is cooked! Yay! Three times! I started out the lead! Three times champion! Choke job.

Oh my gosh. Oh, man. This game sucks! That Goose is getting so comfy. Oh, thank goodness. Oh, what a comeback. Come back for the ages. Alrighty, well uh... Dumb.

Jason, congrats. I can't wait to play that again. Let's draft. The Spitballers Draft. Well this is an interesting draft. There are actually a ton of choices and options for it. But we are drafting company mascots you would like to party with. Okay, okay. And so there are, like I said,

there are lots and lots of options. I am going to try to see if I'm cheating on the first one. Okay, right off the bat. Because I got the number one pick, although that could sneak through, because it's cheating. If it's not making it past Jason then. All right, no, look, I'm gonna stay at number one.

I'm going Captain Morgan. Yeah, it's the clear 101. Captain Morgan is number one. He's literally a party pirate. Yeah, I mean this guy knows how to set the. He is, and I thought of him right away, which is a fabulous answer. But then I stumbled upon another one, I'm like, ooh.

And what is it? That's a very, very close. There is another one in that category. It is, look, it's the same category. Yes. And look, he's the most interesting man in the world. No, that's not the world. He is the most interesting man in the world. You tell me you don't want to party

with the most interesting man in the world? Of course I want to party with that guy. I want to hear those stories. Those two are. There's gonna be the most interesting stories in the world. It's like we got them, and you're the goose. Now the draft can begin.

Fun. Dude, that was such a late addition to my list. Oh, was it? Yeah. It means you don't deserve them. That's a great pick. Jason, what do you got at the top of your list that you have now?

All right. When I am throwing a party with mascots, we're gonna cause- Which is the draft. Yeah, we're gonna have a ruckus. Oh no, you're gonna raise some cane? I am starting right off with the Kool-Aid man. Oh, Kool-Aid man was the first name I wrote.

He's bursting through the walls. He's having a party. Yeah, Kool-Aid man, what's the first name I wrote? He's bursting through the walls. He's having a party. Yeah, that's... You always have beverages on hand. He shows up late, right? Well, yeah, he's gotta make an entrance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine you're the Kool-Aid man

and you burst through the wall. You get one shot at this and no one's there yet. You're like, I'm the first one here. I'm an hour early? Oh, crap. Can you imagine the Kool-Aid man? Can you put the wall back, can you get the drywall guy here?

Although it's always brick. Can he, is he restricted due to spillage? I don't think he can spill. No? He has too much confidence. Cause if he could spill. You don't think he can spill? But he sloshes.

If he spilled, is he dead? Why don't he just die? I think so. Like is that his blood? I think probably. If it's a reinforced wall, does he break the glass, everything goes, his blood goes everywhere? You know reinforced wall can stop the Kool-Aid man.

It cannot, and no load bearing wall can either, and that's a real problem. Because if he burst accidentally through a load bearing wall, party's over. How does he get into the restroom at the party? Does he walk through the door? Of course. Oh, he doesn't burst into the restroom?

No, he bursts. Every room does. He bursts into every room. Oh, he does? Yeah. He can't fit through a door. So he's ripping your house apart. Great pitch.

Just tearing. I'm not having this party at my house. I thought it was a one time he shows up. Hey, Kool-Aid man's here. And the trick is done. You're saying he goes through all the walls? I think he goes through walls because he's too wide for dog we can turn sideways and make it sideways he's not like a Brita pitcher it's a very round

pitcher we got to move the handle I do like he has a handle right the party's getting going somebody's like hey is the cool man cool a man gonna be here yeah you go yeah his name has cool in it. All right. All right. I'm taking another cool cat. OK. Chester Cheetah, baby. We gonna make a mess up in here. My party is going to be orange and red everywhere. That is a combo.

Yeah. We know what your party is with those two. When you see those two at the party. I am at a hotel. You're throwing caution to the wind. Where? You are not being invited back. No, they will not let me back. And I gave him a fake credit card. You know what I mean? Yeah. I didn't put my name on that. All right.

Mike, you have the most interesting man in the world. He's older. He's pretty interesting. He may go to bed early. He might. But he's interesting while He's older. He's pretty interesting. He's older. He may go to bed early. He might. But he's interesting while he's there. I can't thank you enough for the setup there, Andy. Okay. Because sometimes, look, when you go out and you're partying, you're having a good time, and your buddies are like, ah, I'm gonna turn in.

And you're like, no, I'm like, I wanna party, I'm energized. Oh no! I wanna keep going. No! That's why you got the Energizer Bunny. And going. It was my next big picture. You will have a party buddy forever.

That dude parties nonstop. Yeah. And going. And tunes. So you want to? He's just hitting that drummer. It's, oh, that's true. He's out there drumming

So it's all night. I learned something while doing deep research for this draft Looking up every mascot that I could think of and find yeah when I think of You know a battery mascot and the Energizer Bunny is obviously he was one of the first mascots I thought of the Energizer Bunny is not, he was one of the first mascots I thought of. The Energizer Bunny is not what he once was. As I research this, I don't know if everyone in this room is going to be like, duh, or if everyone is going to be as shocked as I was. But when I looked at the classic, the most famous all-time brand mascots, it was a bunny for Duracell. Duracell's bunny mascot was like the OG. Did you, your

looks on your faces. Hold on, hold on. You're telling me the competing battery brand. Yes, came out with the same. They had a bunny? A bunny. Was he also pink? He was brown. He looked like a bear. What?

I mean, it blew my mind. I think he was pink. What? I mean. What? It's a pink Bernie from 1973. A pink Duracell bunny. And Intertrez is just like, that's a good idea. Check this out. That's our idea now. The bunny battles? And they were like, well they're a little too similar. What should we do?

A drum. Slap some sunglasses on him and call it a day. And give him a drum. So, okay, so did anyone in here know of the Dura-Self bunny? I mean, yeah, so I was reading I'm like By the way, then it's a Is a lawsuit that is still going on over the bunny over the bunnies. Okay, it's time to let that go Yeah, there's a you lost. Wait a minute. Hold on. It was settled in 1992 in a landmark rabbit sharing deal Oh, okay. They shared between the two companies. Okay, it worked better for energizer Wait a minute. Hold on. It was settled in 1992 in a landmark rabbit sharing deal. Oh, okay. They shared the... Between the two companies.

Okay. It worked better for Energizer. Yeah. One of them got drafted to a cool party. Yeah. The Energizer bunny is cool. The Duracell bunny looks terrifying. That's like a Five Night at Freddy's situation. Alright, look. I feel like I need to... I need to add a little bit of it was pink

The same exact thing that's crazy give my drum and so So you have the coolie man in Chester cheeto your party is kind of crazy. Yes My is very interesting and it keeps going forever. Yeah, I've got Captain Morgan, he's gonna set the tone, but I feel like I need some craziness. I'm taking Mayhem. No! I wanted him so bad! I'm taking Mayhem from all states.

He's not even on my list. Oh, I wanted him so bad. His name is Mayhem. You want to party with him? He's at my party. My party is like, Your party, Mayhem, wanted to go to. If I had Jester Cheetah and Kool-Aid breaking down walls

and Mayhem there, woo! Yeah, he's just, he's gonna cause problems. He's gonna go crazy. That's a good pick. And then, this next pick, dang it. I'm on the fence here. I'm gonna go with the toucan from Coco Puffs. You mean, uh. Because, what? Toucan Sam? Toucan Sam is Fruit Loops.

Oh no wait, that's Fruit Loops. Coco Puffs is the crazy bird. Crazy bird. Is the cuckoo for Coco Puffs we mean what to can't see him to can't say no, no wait, that's Froot Loops Cocoa puffs is the crazy bird crazy bird the cool Cocoa puffs is a while. I don't remember what kind of birdie is but he's wild and he's crazy You can look it up. He's at the party Sonny the cuckoo Okay, all right, yeah, oh Okay, alright, yeah. It's okay. I got a botched which bird from which cereal. Your delivery kind of let it down. Alright.

Big breath. Okay, alright, I had to get an approval here, so I already cleared this with the judge. Uh oh. Look, because there's crossover where you're like, this is just a dude, except he is the mascot. This is the pick I thought was cheating. Oh, was it? I guarantee you're gonna say Macho Man.

I'm gonna take Macho Man. Oh no, that's so good. I saved it for my last pick. I'm gonna snip into a sleep gym, brother. Oh my gosh, you get. Yes, elbow drops are coming off of the top rope. I made a horrible mistake. I saved it.

That was the number one pick I was gonna take. That was good. Yes, sir! He's not on my list. Macho. Yeah. Ooh, dig it. Wow.

That was 100% my sneaky pick. Macho man. I think I would've gotten Sonny the Cuckoo Bird in the last round. I can tell you, he's not on my list. He is not on my list. Yes! My Joe Man!

But I only have 50 on mine. So that's probably why. I needed at least 70 to 75 to have Sonny on there. I mean I just cut it off pretty early, Mike. So Sonny would have made the list just like if I had you know a hundred okay who got mayhem mmm yeah that was a good pick that's a good pick all right so I'm I know my first one here because this dude cracks me up and I have been to parties where people dress up as this character and they show up with bags and bags and bags of burgers and

they are the king at this party I'm taking the burger king baby old sneaky king yes does he have a name I don't know it feel like Burger King's just trying so dang hard well they've been pretty locked into the but does anybody like that mascot oh I, I love that mascot. Oh, the king? The king? The king is awesome. The king was awesome because he would just, like,

sneak up on you and give you a burger. It's so funny to me. The Burger King does that? Not the, like, uh... They used to. What's the McDonald's sneaky guy? He steals the burgers. That's an officer.

Oh, he takes them from the king? Yeah, I don't want him at my party. It's totally a Duracell Energizer situation. Oh, because the an op. He takes them from the game. Yeah, I don't want him in my party. It's totally a Duracell energizer situation Oh, cuz the Burger King gives you yeah, the Burger King's the King of Birds. That's a good pick All right, Burger King. All right with your Cheetos and Kool-Aid, so we'll be dead soon. Yeah, and Man, do I want to fight at the party? Do I bring in a competing burger place? Do I bring in a competing burger place? I've got two on there. I'm gonna take someone that I think would be really, really fun at the party.

I think he's great. So I'm gonna take another serial icon, Tony the Tiger. Oh yeah, he's on my list. He's on my list. He's great. He's great. He's not that crazy. He's not cuckoo. He's not. He's great. He's not that crazy.

He's not cuckoo. No. He's not cuckoo. He kind of gets conflated in my mind with Tigger. You know, like he's bouncing all around. I tell you what, if any sort of sporting activity breaks out at this party, Toe in the Tiger is ready to go. He's going to crush.

That dude hoops. I knew if I took Macho Man before you, it would be just such a treat, and you still got him. Well done. Yes, I did. He belongs with you, Mike. All right, your party, it's going well, it's going forever, who's your last pick? Okay, so, J-Win Tony the Tiger,

the most interesting man, macho man, got the Energizer Bunny. We're gonna finish, I think the guy you were alluding to, Jason, he's regional, because it's not across the entire United States. I was referring to two different options. Oh!

One of which was that. I will take Jack. Yeah. From Jack in the Box. Jack Box is his name. Oh, his name's Jack, he's regional? Yeah, Jack in the Box isn't across the entire United States. I know, that blows my mind too,

with the amount they spend on money. Because on the West Coast, it is heavy. He wore me out, man. We're going too long with Jackbox. Well, he seems like he's a funny guy Yeah, I bet he's got some no sarcastic with good at a party quips. Yeah, I don't know if he's eating anything I don't think he can Well, I'm gonna try to Open course. I don't know if burger king can eat either. He's just got a plastic face. Can't do anything but smile and hand out burgers.

It's a good pick. I've got a lot of other names on my list, but look, you guys know me. I'm the grandpa on the show. I'm responsible. I need to make sure that these guys all get home safe. Okay. So sometimes you gotta invite somebody

that he's not gonna be very fun at the party, but he's gonna be the designated driver and he's gonna take care. He's gonna make sure nothing too bad happens. Is he a man? No. Oh. I thought this was the Michelin Man. No. I thought you were... This is Smokey the Bear. Oh! Smokey the Bear is gonna make sure there's no fires. My plan... And he's gonna bring people home safe. Him and Mayhem is a great combination. You want parties with responsible people and crazy people. I was going, had this draft worked different

and Mayhem got to me, I would've gone back to back. I would've added Mayhem and then Smokey the Bear to make sure I'm okay. Really, you had Smokey on the list. Just only if I went full crazy. Yeah, Mayhem needs Smokey. He sure does. I thought maybe you were like,

parties end up as a disaster. I need someone to take care of this after the party's over, so I'm getting Mr. Clean up in here. Oh, that's not bad either. Or you could've just gone with another insurance, like Flow, you know, just be a man. Oh, for actual insurance. Yes, exactly.

One of the names I had on here, I threw it out, if you need someone to bring the snacks, maybe little Debbie could come to the party. Okay, I had the crash test dummies, you remember those guys? Yeah. Not the band. They're a mascot of a... Yeah, they were Nitsa. Oh, is that remember those guys? Yeah! Not the band. They were a mascot of a...

Yeah, they were NHTSA. Oh, is that what it was? Yeah. Okay, okay. I was, you know, Ronald McDonald, he's a clown. Clowns and count clowns go to parties. Bad vibes from that guy. I agree, I didn't draft him.

I thought about Grimace. Cause every party needs a like, what is that? I thought about the scrubbing bubbles. Thought those could do probably party. The Old Spice guy, he was awesome. You see, the problem with the Old Spice guy, are you doing the... The former wide receiver, right?

Yeah, where he's like, look at me. Yeah, I'm on a horse. Yeah, now I'm a horse. Yeah, you got a problem though. Brawny guy or green giant? Yeah, you got a problem, because that dude, all the attention's going to that guy. Oh, for sure, for sure, for sure.

Like, you are invisible at that party. Yeah, it's almost like I would have the most interesting man at my party. Oh, everyone wants to hang out and talk to that guy. That guy's stealing all your ladies. And then the Quiznos, the crazy monsters. The Quiznosums! Because they are good to us! Alright.

Someone paid so much money to put their commercial on the to us. Alright. Someone paid so much money. It was a Super Bowl commercial. Super Bowl commercial. Crazy. Through the 90's. Yeah. Alright. Yeah, any other ones, Mike? Would you go Green Giant at your party? Jolly Green Giant? Or would you go Brawny Guy at your party?

Oh, I'd take the Brawny Guy. Really? You don't want a giant there? Wait, he's vegetables? And I got a roof. I already lost green giants. You don't want a giant there? Wait, he's vegetables and I got a roof. I already lost my walls. You don't like green people? We're gonna have to party outside of the jolly green giants there. You got nothing left.

If your dude actually can't get room to room, you're like, cool A-man, stay in the living room. You don't get to pee. It was my first pick. The last one I had, you guys remember the seven up cool spot? Nope. Nope. If you look it up.

Nope. Moving on. Look it up, you'll remember it. It was like just a red spot. Only Mike would know all the mascots. It's a red spot and then they gave him sunglasses because it's the 90s and they're like, look how cool this guy is.

That's like a mascot? Yeah. I still think it's crazy. I learned that Duracell had a pink bunny. Yeah, I learned that today too, but I also learned definitively based on majority vote that 100 people would beat a gorilla. I learned that Jason sucks at guess guess goose. Oh my gosh. He's such a goose. Oh, and I 100% remember the 7-Up spot. See? Oh that thing was super cool. Yeah He'd be great at a party. He had a Nintendo game and everything. Can I swap the cuckoo bird out?

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