Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Hiring A Larcenist & Worst Things to Step on Barefoot - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: May 4, 2026

On this hilarious episode we get into a weird discussion on body larceny, go on a road trip with a bunch of old people and wrap things up with a painful Worst Things to Step on Barefoot Draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on X: x.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube:  YouTube.com/Spitballers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What's going on, Spitwads? I know you were expecting a fresh episode today, but due to some traveling and some scheduling conflicts, unfortunately, we're going to have to bring you a spit hit this fine morning and just keep you in suspense for the next great episode of the spitballers. A brand new one coming next week. In the meantime, enjoy a fabulous classic episode. What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics. more thought than they probably deserve? It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. I get it.

Do people still want us to do this? I hope not. I really think they don't. Like, we got a, we got to get, we got to do some reconnaissance. We got to fix this, too. It's not quite how I play, how to play an out. out in my head. New listeners, they start, you know, they have no idea what's going on.

They've never listened to the show. They don't know that. Right. And never will again. That we take turns scatting through the intro because we're, because it's like a punishment. Right. And instead, they'd never heard me say this, these words, because they immediately have shut this off.

Well, let's, oh, what the heck? What did I click on? That was, um, sometimes we, uh, when desperate, have an interpretation of the, draft. Which, that's good. And our draft is the worst things to step on while barefoot. Right. So.

I get it. I was, yeah, I was letting you know a little bit of how I react when I do step on something barefoot. Guess, guess, goose and would you rather on the show today? Maybe we do one more owl and then we shut it down.

Oh, I do wish. That will never work. That will never work. The people will riot. I don't know. I think they'll be fine. We'll be drafting top 10 people who rioted. Should we put up a poll and we go by whatever the answer is?

Oh, gosh. One week at a time, though. Anything that we do that sucks for us to do will be voted for us to do. That's how it works. We should vote. That's like saying maybe we should quit having Albu's scat every once in a while. I got a great idea. Great idea.

I have an incredible idea. You put our four names up there. Every week on Sunday or Monday, we put it up and say, who should do the next scat? Andy, Mike, Jason. I do not like that. Oh, yeah. Okay. If he's involved, yes, I like this.

It'll be the four. We'll just put it up every week. Josh, Matt. Got a whole crew. Well, if you're still listening, thank you. This is the spitballers episode 317. Look, it's a tough. It's a tough time coming up with 317.

Brilliant scats. I mean, you need to set the bar low occasionally to go higher. Yes. And we're getting it down there. At Spitballerspot over on X. Make sure you tell your friends and family about this show. You might need to tell them about the beginning of the show. And here we go.

Would you rather? Javier from Patreon. Would you rather play Ultimate Frisbee, Disc Golf, Regular Golf, or Mini Golf? which of you are the best which are you the best at and which would you have the most fun doing I have played enough ultimate

oh no ultimate frisbee Have you ever played ultimate frisbee? Ultimate frisbee is when you're out on a soccer field Right it's basically like it's closer to football Yeah but when you catch it's uh you can only take like one step Yeah then you stop playing or something And then disc golf obviously we know what that is You've got the...

That's golf, except you're throwing it onto a basket. Yeah, with different types of disks. And then regular golf or mini golf. I... Look, mini golf is going to be out for me. It's not competitive enough. Interesting. You must play with schlubs.

No, look, if you want to go and we want to put some money down on a game of mini golf, I'm all in. I would love it. It'll be a blast. You're saying you're... Too good. No, I'm not that good. It sounds like you're saying you're too good.

That's what I heard. Every time I'm mini golf. I win. No, no. I'm not great. I just, I don't even really try. I just win.

No, I don't. I don't know if I win. That's my point. I don't know what the heck has. Nobody keeps, nobody keeps score. I keep score every time. There's kids involved.

Yeah. That's why I keep score. If you want to go and lock in and minigolf and battle, that'd be fun. I don't know if I win or lose, but it would be fun. I just want. on competition. Regular golf

will be my vote because it is touching grass. It is going outside and enjoying the all of the beautiful landscaping, all 18 holes. It's an experience that you can be competitive

and enjoy the outdoors. I think competition is extremely important. And so for that reason, golf is out for me. You are not competition. I am not competent at golf. I can't do it, man. I don't, I don't like when I can't do something. And I, I want to go out there again and try it out again so that I can be mad at myself again. You have to take lessons.

It's the only way to get better at golf. Really? I feel like I know a lot of people to golf and they didn't take lessons. They're lying to you. Andy, have you taken lessons? No. You're lying to me is what I've learned. I've been, some have bought me lessons once. I just never used them. I'm so good at golf. It's just natural. Yeah, but I suck at golf, so that's out. I really like disc golf. This golf is very fun. We, uh, every get, every disc golf.

Careful. Course. Careful. It is abysmal that I've ever been to. It is like, you live in, we live in a garbage state. They don't make a beautiful course for disc golf. Yes, they do. They just make, not in Arizona.

They just hang baskets in between like a ravine and some dirt and old cactuses. There are beautiful courses. I have seen videos of people playing. People who live by trees. Disgolf is incredible. It's electric. It's very fun. But I agree that the most courses here in Arizona, it's, hey, do you want to throw out of this garbage jump into that mound of sand?

Watch out for rattlers. They're in this area. So. I'm going to keep the disc golf. I really enjoy it. I think I can compete a little bit better there. I think you think you're pretty good at disc golf. I think I am not terrible at this.

Can you rip straight? I think you're a good backyard disc golfer, right? Have you played a course? Yeah, I've played a handful of courses. I've never really gone out there and done it. It's a, but yet you've criticized. Well, because it's hideous here. I criticized it because the times that I have gone out, it is not like a picturesque golf course.

Yeah, that is not a, it has never gone out and done it. Not a course. I mean, I've played like a couple holes. I'm so confused right now because he's like, never gone. I've gone. But when I've gone, I thought they look terrible. I've never played a full course. Okay. Have you ever played a full course? Yeah. I don't understand what, how do you

find them? You can't find a hole on a golf course randomly somewhere, but you can go to a park and all of a sudden there's a couple baskets and you can go play and throw on those. You're probably getting in the way of someone's back nine. I doubt it. Can we play through here? I'm taking mini golf, baby. you do love mini golf we went to Vegas a week ago and you were talking and talking to talk about there's some new mini golf thing there and you wanted to go we didn't go no we we were unable to go and look minigolf to me I have heard tale that there is no of a well I've heard that now yeah but like I think it's like Tiger Woods and someone they put together a put together a mini golf here in Arizona, and it's, it looks like real golf. No, absolutely not.

If there's not a windmill, multiple windmills, or things of a clown, something of that sort, get it out of my face. You don't want that. No, I want mini golf where I hit it up. And if I get into the, the middle ramp of the clown's mouth, of the clowns' mouth, it's a hole in one. Like, that's, that's the type of fun stuff. Yeah. And I love, all right.

It is so much fun. Tommy from Patreon, would you rather go on a 12-hour road? trip in a van full of obnoxious teenagers. In there. Or grumpy elders. Oh, man. What time are we leaving? Which is most likely to go to the bathroom inside

of the van? The elders. I mean, that's not close. The elders have bowel problems. But who's most likely to fall asleep? The elders. Wait, are they driving or my driving? No, we're driving. So you're saying a long road trip, they're all going to pass out? Yes. old people? Yeah. Oh, goodness, yes. Teenagers will not.

I do have recollections of being a high schooler in a giant van with a bunch of other high schoolers on winding roads and having multiple teenagers. Barfing? Threatening that they're about to puke and everyone's hiding from one another trying not to get thrown up on. Speaking of bodily functions, what is worst? A teenager's fart or an old person's fart? You're in the van. Okay. Old. I think so. I think it is old.

Yeah, because you feel like there's something that's been in the crypt. For a long, long time. You're smelling real aged farts. It does. It's been fermenting for 82 years. It does. That's genuinely like, because that's my fear of them falling asleep. You ever been in an old person's house and smelled smells that have never been invented?

Oh, it smells old. It's like new stuff. I mean, it's like most. brand some prunes in there versus the teenager is going to be you know good old fashioned American. Mountain dew farts. Yeah.

It's going to be some code red and taco bell. And their stomach can take that stuff. Well, it's like no problem. It can. But it also then it sends it out. It still has to be evacuated. I think I would rather the I don't mind loud. I'm used to it. You know,

I'm an ADHD from a household of ADHD with loud noises. Loud in a car is different. Oh, I get, I've been, I know exactly what a road trip with a car full of teenagers is like. How many, how many we're talking about? Were you like a like a full chaperone? What are you doing? What?

Look, this is the life I hate, Mike. Who volunteered you for this? Oh, who do you think? Not me. Not me. Hey, you want to do a family trip with just our family? No, says all of my family. Yeah, look, the elders, you could end up, like, everybody out of the van and some of them.

Oh, and just leave? No, some of them might not leave the van. Like the odds of me showing up with the same quantity of living people go up if I take the teenagers. Yeah, that's true. So that's what I'm going to go with. I don't want to have to dispose of a body. I don't think you would. An old person on a road trip?

Dude, tuck and roll, grandma. You're saying just push them out? Yeah. The higher the speed. the better. Is that legal? Speed bump. I mean, is it legal? Probably not. No, that can't be legal.

But, you know, who's enforcing it? The airplanes that are enforcing my speed? What are those signs? Those are. What is that? Why are those still up? Those have to be fake signs. Of course they're fake.

There's no airplanes. Your tax dollars hard at work. We're just flying a plane. Burning gas. This is costing us thousands per hour. To find a guy going, 48 and a 40? That'll be $54.

So, I mean, there's no one out. Once you're in the Wild West, you're in the Wild Wild West. And if Grandma has to take a tumble out because she's no longer with us, then what is the rules around dead bodies? I see Al's now posting about this. Yeah. What is your obligation if you were with a stranger and they expire? Yeah. And what are your bodily?

No, it could be, I mean, I know, like, can you always call somebody to come. get the body. Okay, let's say you're in a van. You're a passenger in a van. Right. And you go to this place and everybody gets out and one person. You're like a truck stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're a gas station, whatever. Everybody gets out, goes inside and you're sitting on the, you're the window seat. You got to cross. Gramey, and, uh, excuse me. Oh, she's sleeping. Evelyn, Evelyn, Evelyn. Wake up, Evelyn. Wake up, please. I've got to go. Evelyn. Evelyn?

Evelyn! And then you find out she's dead. Right. But no one comes back to the van. They all got picked up. They got Uber's there. You're the last one. Is it your obligation?

Can you abandon a body? Can you just walk away? Is it your car? You said I'm a passenger. I'm a passenger. I took this. That's not my car? No, that's not my car.

Do you have to leave a note? Squatters rights. That's Nana's car now. Do you have to leave a note that's, you know how like if you accidentally hit somebody in a parking lot? Oh, an insurance note that says, no, I was not the one to do this to Evelyn, she expired of natural causes. I needed to leave the body. She's too heavy goodbye.

Are you allowed to... From what I see, you can be charged with failure to report a death. Oh, so if I see a death, I must report a death. I didn't see her die exactly. You saw a death. If you see a dead body, you're seeing that. How do I know she wasn't dead before she got on there? If you don't take a pulse, you don't know.

And if you push her out of the car, you can be charged with abuse of a corpse. Abuse of a... I think that's a good law. I think that's a good law. I can see some circumstances where that's a good law. Yeah. Can you imagine? But when I'm when I'm driving around with a dead body, I'm trying.

Yeah. I got places to be. You don't anymore. If you're interviewing for a job and that's the one thing on your record. Abuse of a dead body? And you have to tell you who we're not hiring. You have to explain the Avalin story to somebody? I don't care your story.

I don't care if abuse of a dead body is on. That's what you get flagged for and you're interviewing here. I don't want the story. I won't believe the story. Is it like a bankruptcy? Does it drop off your record after seven years? I hope so. You're like, okay, we're down to two people.

Person, we got grand larceny. Or the person who abused a corpse. Bring on the larcen. The larsin, as they call them. They're a larcenist. So you need, you're kind of scott. Are they a grand larcenist? No.

I'll look into it. No. I doubt it. No. No? Oh, if it is, I'm going to be so sad. I mean, if you commit arson, you're an arsonist. Yes, but I don't know if that's how. You don't understand. The meaning of larcenist is a person who commits larceny. Can you even define larceny?

No, I was just thinking I have no idea what it is. Licany is like theft. It's a left-handed arsonist? It's theft at a high level. The unlawful taking of personal property, with intent to deprive the rightful owner of it permanently. Isn't that just thiever? It is, but once you have thieved a certain amount of dollars, you're a larcenous.

Now you're a larcenist. And then you can go up to Graham. Yeah, oh yeah. If it's piano. This is like I'm a diamond level player. So we figured out like if you're, if someone dies near you, you're kind of stuck with the body. Is that what we're figuring out? It does seem that way.

And I think you want to take care of it quick. I've not been around a dead human body that I haven't taken. care of quick, but I imagine it does bad things. But you, but you've been around some of those? That sentence was wild, dude. Look, I've not been around a dead body ever that I didn't take care of really fast. Yeah. What?

What happened? The way that I said that definitely felt like I have been around a lot of dead bodies that I've taken care of quickly. Yes. That's not what I meant. just meant. Lots of perfume. In the entirety, I haven't been around a sitting, like a multi-day sitting dead body. Full stop.

Okay. Because I take care of business. I know my responsibility. Teenagers is the vote. Jason, teenagers. Oh, I'll take the old people. Joe from the website would rather be a stunt plane pilot, a fighter jet pilot, or a commercial airline.

Come on. What? We're like all fighter jet pilots. Yeah, who's not taking a fighter jet? Oh, really? I thought you guys first sure were going commercial airline pilot. What? You can't do a roller coaster, Mike.

Oh, I know. I can't do any of these things. You can do a commercial airline? You flew with me last week. Hold on. I'm not a pilot. I need to ask you guys something. How much does?

I genuinely want to know. How much does a commercial airline pilot actually do? How much are they doing? Well, nowadays more than they used to. Like doesn't it, hasn't it been in the back of your head? Like, if you had to chart out a trip, I've always thought they're doing a little more on takeoff and landing. Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, yeah. But like, we've done these routes for decades. And the commercial airline planes are gigantic. Like, how much are you tweaking the ride? I don't want to. I don't want to diminish Not a lot Diminish one of the greatest jobs

And most important Most important jobs out there But they do jack squat Okay, they They don't choose like They don't settle in on 27,000 feet Instead of 22,000 They're not like making that call

They're told they do have to adjust height Yeah yeah Altitude. Sorry pilots Based on what they're told Light You're gonna fly twice Or they see a storm

And they're like All right Hey Houston We're gonna move up They, uh, $47,000. You think that's the pilot's goal? Yes. All right.

Well, I think that they can report that we need to move it up. But then do they get overruled or does the autopilot system be like, nah? Well, I know they have autopilot and they've had that for decades. So at that point, it's why it's called autopilot. Yeah. It's not called auto driver. No, it's not. It's an autopilot in our car.

Yeah. Because it started with a pilot. Yes, we all know what autopilot. But they don't. Nobody ever flies without two pilots. Right. because it's called redundancy. Yeah, you can't have one breakdown.

But is it three if you count the autopilot? No. No. Any commercial airline pilot, and I'm sorry to all of you out there that are. Oh, they're loving this. But every commercial airline pilot could fly the entire flight without autopilot. Yes, 100%. But if you autopilot for so many years, you forget.

No. I don't think there's much to the flying once you're flying. I think it's just... Hold... It's like... It's literally... I mean, it's like driving. You're driving a car and you're on a freeway and you're going, you're not doing much.

Yeah, once you're on the interstate and you're just going straight... You just hold the wheel straight. Yeah. And you completely zone out. But for the important stuff, you better be there. Yeah. Do they have sensors like my... Like a Tesla does with autopilot?

It's like, beep, beep, beep. Or they like, stop looking at your phone? Like, are they browsing? Oh. They're straight sleeping. Wait. Pilots have to sleep. on a plane. What? Yeah. I think pilots are allowed to sleep. I think that's what you're

international flight. No way. Yeah. No way. No way. Oh yeah. No. Look. If you got three of them, one could sleep. Oh, I'm not saying they're both to sleep at the same time. No, neither were we. But maybe. But maybe. Pilots sleep on flights. I don't know about that. Yeah. Pilots? I don't. I think that's part of the gig. I just wonder with the age of social media and apps and stuff. Can you be like doing some like candy crush up there? I bet there's a good amount of that. Once you're up in the air, for sure. Are you just talking?

Can you have a meal? Aviation authorities like the FFA have strict rules regarding pilot rest, ensuring that at least one pilot is awake at all times of monitoring the flight. You only need one away? You only need one. That's why they got two for naps. So Fred's sleeping? He's getting paid to sleep.

So Fred's asleep, but then the main pilot has a heart of time? attack and Fred, how does he wake up? Probably when he hears, ah! Been around a lot of heart attacks? Well, I've been around a lot of heart attacks that I took care of quickly, Mike. I haven't been around a heart attack that I just... You should be able to live stream the cockpit when you're in the back. Oh, 100%.

No, the whole... There should be a monitor. On the monitors on the back of your screen, you should be able to click, like, pilot can. The same way that you can click, like, the map and see where you are in your travel. You can click the cockpit and just make sure that... It's okay up there. Yeah. And then there's a little buzz to wake them up.

Now, the question is, should the camera be behind the pilots so you can kind of see out the window? Or should the camera be in front so you could see if they're sleeping or not? I want the sleepy one. I think we could do both. I think we could do both. I've got the tech. Weight limit. Fighter jet pilot would be my answer.

I'm trusting that I have to acclimate to all of these through training. As am I. So in that case, I want to fly a fighter jet. Just don't believe in any way, shape, or form that either one of you could. I mean, I'm, have you seen my disc golf? Skill is, it's as good as my regular golf and mini golf. Skill is taught here. I'm not saying you guys can't fly of fighter.

You're saying we can't handle the G force. I say you can't handle the G forces. You don't know us, man. Oh, I, amen. You have a hard time sitting in the passenger car of a vehicle when you're not driving. Yeah. If we take too sharp a left, I'm out. Yeah, it's just, no way.

I can't fly a fighter plane. I can't. If I was offered right now, all expenses paid, we're going to take you up in an F-16 and you just show. You're in the back. Like, we'll don't even show up. We will pick you up. We do everything.

The answer is 100% no. I will not do it. Or it will be something that, I mean, you'll have the same memories whether you do it or not. He's just saying, you know, you'll pass it out. You won't have remembered it. You'll be out so quick. I'll remember the pants. I will.

I will remember all this stuff. before it. Yeah, well, that's why I'm surprised that you're picking something you can't do. If I'm saying if I could do all three, being a fighter pilot is awesome. Yeah, I mean, obviously fighter pilots. You already know how to do commercial. Now that, right, we all do. Which, thank goodness. Yeah, you're welcome. If I'm on a plane, you are safe. Both pilots go to sleep. Hold on, hold on, detour. Why do we have pilots in the plane at all? To lift off inland. No, but why not have them like in like a like a call center, like a pilot call center where they're just to be a drone or VR flying them. Dude, that would be scary.

The remote, the remote operation. Yeah, if you have some latency. Yeah, latency is the issue. Like a wireless mouse is a problem now and too late. But you have like. Oh, there's a little lag. I'm sorry. Someone restart the router.

What's going on? We'll get them next time. This will not be good. No. I thought maybe because then you'd have lots of pilots on call if you needed them. Anybody could take it over. No, I think considering the lag we have in all wireless technology, quick, quick, quick, we're coming in.

All right. That's going to be bad. You have to have them. I mean, for takeoff landing, just the parts that are the most dangerous. All right. Pilots, we love you. Yeah, yeah. Please keep flying.

Faster if you could. All right. We're going to take a break and we'll be right back. One thing that bugs me, before we start this next segment, because I want to return to our topic of expertise. Okay. Flying. We used to fly faster. Did we?

Yes. We used to have supersonic flight with the Concord. We used to have Supersonic Flight, which to me, hearing about that, seeing it with the Concord, and remembering that we went to the moon and then we didn't go back, I feel like there's this technological age that we had and then we gave it back. But like, we used to fly and then they got. canceled because of the sonic booms. Yes, the sound. You know, there was a plane that just came out that has... I was going to say, they have the ability to

navigate, not having the boom go all the way to the ground. Yes. Is that what you're going to say? Is that what it was? That's how it works. The sonic boom ends up bouncing off parts of the atmosphere because they've technologically figured this out and we're trying to get back to supersonic flight. It just seems weird that we used to be able to do it and now we don't.

So you guys, have you heard about the new theoretical technology of using space travel for international travel? I have, yes. Basically, you take a rocket to, you know, lower level orbit, and you could basically go from here to Japan in 30 minutes. Would you guys do that? I doubt, not right now. I doubt I could handle it. I would do that. I mean, if you, if this is like, go to sleep and we'll wake you up at 30 minutes. You're saying you couldn't handle getting up into space. Yeah. Dude, I can't. I can't do much. I can't. I can't do much. I can't. I

I can't do jumping jacks anymore. I can't spin in circles. Is there a cartwheel? You're out. Oh, it's impossible. Yeah. My brain goes to mush. You got sloshy blood.

Yeah, I got, I got ear problems. All right, we're moving. What time is it? Game time. Well, we are playing guest, guess, guest goose, which of course Jason can explain to you while he wears a goose hat. Yeah. Because when you lose guest guess guess goose, you have to. You're the goose.

You're the goose. And you have to explain the rules. Oh, really? Okay. I was not prepared for that, but let me tell you what guess, guess, goose is. What's going to happen is really holding on for dear life this. It really is. That thing is one scene from explosion.

Mike, you will never get this on your skull. All right. He has never had to. So there's going to be questions. Did I lose last time? No, Andy did. Okay. There's going to be questions that we ask, and the person who asks the question will set the percentage.

They will decide. What? We're off to a real bad start. Really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, keep going, please. Wait, why am I wrong? You're good.

Okay, I'm going to keep going. Yeah. But I feel like you guys are really telling me I'm wrong here. So you ask a question and then you set your line, your guess as to what percentage of people do this or don't do this? What is so funny? It's just being explained poorly. Okay. And then the other two guys are going to say if they think it's higher or lower than that percentage.

How many times can you say percentage? Well, I don't understand what's happening. You guys talked. You nailed it. You nailed it. Great job. Al, just in case they didn't get it. It's just unclear. Yeah, he would say they would set the percentages if that they were setting the correct answer. There is a correct answer.

They're going to try and guess what it is. Three points if they guess exactly. Two points if you're within 5% in each direction. And then the other two guys will guess higher or lower. The goose is just too tight, man. If they get that correct, they get one point. When you're explaining this game, you really just need an example. Like if you say, what percentage of people wash their hands after going to the bathroom?

Okay. Well, let's just start. Yeah. I'll start since I'm, uh, okay. You're the goose. What? Okay. All right.

Is that how we're supposed to do it, Al? Usually we go anti-mic Jason and that's how it's set up in the dock. But we can, we can, we can figure it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What percentage of people use cotton swabs to clean out their ears at least five times per week. Cotton swab is like a Q-tip. A thing that we all definitely don't use to clean our ears.

Right. The package says not to. I know I do this. I do this every day. Yeah. Clean of the Q-tip? I don't. Oh, are you lying? Of course I'm lying. I don't. What do you clean your ears with? I just put my... But this is not just...

No, I put my pinky in Kleenex and just do the clean it. You can't get deep enough. But you're not supposed to use those things. things. I took the instruction manual. That's what they want you to think. All right. What percentage of people use them to clean five times per week? Well, so that's a daily user. So Jason sets the line, right? I set the line. And then Andy and Mike write down your higher or lower answers. All right. I think it's going to be, I think it's going to be 40% of people do this. Five, five times is a lot. Yeah, I mean, I think, you know, people read this and I don't know if I do it five times. I would have answered yes.

Because I do it on a regular base. I think this is saying, like, part of your morning routine or something. Do we just say higher or lower? This is so tight on the neck. This is really awful. You probably balance it on there without the tie on, can't you? Yeah, probably. You do it like a mustache?

So who goes first, who goes next? I already roll mine down. Okay, I did too. I'm going to go higher. I am also going to go higher. Wow. Like. At least 50, 50.

It's almost every time I shower. Okay. With a Q-tip. Yeah. Oh, yeah, because it's wet in there. They say you're just jamming the wax back down into your ear ear ear. Not if you look at my Q-tip. Yeah. That is a fact. That thing would say that I am pulling out lots of earwax. Okay. All right. I'm a waxy band. So you're both going higher than my 40% owl? We're starting off with zero points. Oh, no. That correct answer was 33. So Jason was only two points over his point threshold.

Y'all nasty just running around with earwax pouring out. All right. So who here? Who here? We've got six, six guys in a box here. Deucer's Alley. How many of you on a regular basis use Q-tips to clean your ear out? I do it on a regular basis, but not five times a week.

I probably do it about once a week. My question was regular basis. It's an audio podcast. You're nodding. Yeah, you're nodding. I don't know what you're doing. Once a week. Once a week?

You have a... What? Yeah, you got a... It's an audio podcast. I have an electric... camera cleaner that I go in there with. Oh, wait, wait, hold on. You got a scope for your ears?

Yeah. Hold on. Does that work? Fancy boy. Keith would tell me more about this. Yeah, maybe give me an Amazon link. I've got one once. Why you gatekeeping?

It's great. It's like a $10 tool has a camera on it. He's going there. It's disgusting. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You don't want to look at this camera. This is an electric tool that goes in your ear that has a camera and you're saying it only costs $10?

It's not electric. It has like a scoo. scoop and then the camera's attached to it so you can see where you're scooping. Is the camera electric? Yeah. Okay, so what I said was still good. I don't trust the $10 thing to do that. So no points.

All right, no points. What percentage of people do not poop anywhere other than in their own homes whenever possible? Oh, man, I know some. So non-public poopers. What percentage of people do not poop anywhere other than their own homes whenever possible? I think I'm going to go with. It's 100% of me. I'm going to go with 57%.

It's hard because when you say whenever possible, whenever possible, I would say 100% of people would try to do the poop at home. But you went 57%. I went 57%. I don't know what the definition really is. This is the people that do not. They don't poop anywhere other than their own home.

What percentage of people do not poop anywhere other than their own home? So I'm saying 57% of people are making really strong efforts to make sure no matter what it's at home. Okay. It's probably hired now. I'm going to go 57%. Do you have your answer? I wrote it down.

Yeah. All right. I am going higher than that. I'm going over. I'm going higher. All right. So we have a chance at no points again. We did get some points, but they didn't come from Mike or Jason.

Andy got the correct answer is 54. So he was three points off, which gets him two points. Okay. Cool. All right. I'm winning, Gooseface. Wow. This is the worst version of the story.

game ever. All right, Mike, it's your turn. Okay. What percentage of people rinse shampoo out of their hair while facing the shower spray? Oh, that's such a good question. Such a good. Because after we answer it, I want to pull the room. Yeah, because apparently there are people who

don't do this. Okay. What? That's revealed. What? You psychopath. Yeah, I'm with you. What? 100% of the time I do that. Wait, you face the shower. Yes. Okay. What percentage of of people, let me read it again, percentage of people rinse shampoo out of their hair while facing the, okay, facing the shower spray,

I am going to go. Yeah, give me that number. 40%. So you're thinking people, some people, Jason, do they do it backwards? Jason's in,

apparently one of them. I do it correctly. These people, what are you doing? Well, okay, he's short. Okay, hold on.

He's really short. Yeah, number one, this is a tall person thing. He's any bitty. Number two, are you, are you a, you're a boozy rainfall shower man.

No, no, no, no. I'm a high pressure take the skin off, man. Rainfall is nothing. I'm saying, from the wall. Okay. From the wall, you're backwards? You go backwards. 100%.

That's so weird. Okay. I'm washing my hair, not my face. Doesn't have hair to wash. I'm washing the back of my head, not the front. Now, you only have hair in the, oh, he does only have it in the back. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this.

When you're washing, when you're washing your face. Yeah. Do you stand with your back to the wall? Or do you put your face towards the water? That argument is so dumb because it's on the top of your head equally on the top of your head. It's equally on the top. So the top is irrelevant, right? You face the wall, you don't face the wall.

It's irrelevant. It's on the top. But then your hair, I'm looking at you, Andy. Your hair is on the back, your head like crazy. I got it all over. And you don't have any hair on the front of your, I mean, you've got a beard. This guy is attacking. While, to rinse it out.

Yes. This isn't well washed. Like, while I wash my face, I don't do it into the shower because I need to scrub the soap, but then I turn around and I rinse it directly into the water. This isn't it. What was your number? I went 40%. So you're saying, so even after all this arguing, you still think less than half of the people

do it. I do it. So then I do it the right way. No. According to you. No. According to you, I do it the way the majority of people do it. Majority does not equal correct.

I think it's ever. Not for. No. Sometimes it does. Sometimes the majority equals correct. Sure, sure. But majority does not automatically equal correct. I agree that.

But in this one, it does. Do you have yours written down, Jay? No, I haven't thought at all about it. So he went 40%. You're going 40%. The best will be when he goes higher than you. And you inverse each other. I feel like, I have my reasoning.

I think, honestly, I think you gave a really good number. I think to stay on brand I'm going to go I'm going to take less I'm going to less than 40% of people higher going higher so I went 40 so you guys are like on my side here

but no I went higher that doesn't make me on your side I went 40 because when in the past when this conversation is coming up I feel like when I have talked to the ladies they go yeah they face away so I went like 80%

of men and 100% of ladies That's exactly what I did. I got you. I went population and then took away some for the weirdos like Jason. All right. What's the answer? I think your thought process was correct, Mike. It's actually 19%.

What? Eat it. I'm the only one with a point. What? 100% of ladies face away from the shower. 19%? Yeah. Because you guys are weird.

The fact that you're giving me guff right now, just because you outnumber me two to one here. Yeah, majority is right. I'll bet you're not the majority in this room. I don't care. They don't mean anything. That's true. I'm with Mike.

Yeah. They mean everything. You said that don't mean anything. What about the other two? Well, Josh doesn't count. He doesn't have hair to rinse out. Yeah, no, you're gone, Josh. When you did have it.

I face the shower. Thank you. That's four out of four. With Jason. Okay. So. The young people. Yeah.

You guys are weird, man. I can't believe that the logic. Your hair kind of washes itself. The logic of like that you can't see that the majority of your hair is in the back. versus the front. So obviously the back should be towards water. It's like, I can't even understand how you can't see that. The point of washing your hair is to remove the soap.

You want it to fall away from you. Yeah, I don't want to falling all over my body. Right. You don't want to lean. Where do you think it's falling? You don't want to lean forward. You lean forward. It goes straight down to the ground.

I can see where it's going. Oh, that's weird. I face the faucet, but I actually like tilt my head back. All right. All right. That's why you don't matter. Watch of weird. Just turn your back to them.

But when I, when I tilt my head back, then the water goes on my ears. You guys are weird. It's a problem. Just face forward. My final question. So is it 2 to 1 to 0 right now? It is correct. Andy has 0 points.

Andy has 2. Jason has 1. Oh, my gosh. All right. My final question, what percentage of people have attempted a juice cleanse? What percentage of people have attempted a juice? Oh, man. All right.

What's your number, Jay? I think I'm going to go 35% of people. Okay, I got mine written down. I wrote mine down. Less. Lower. Oh, okay. 35%?

Good night. 100% of women. I'll juice cleanse when I'm dead. All right. Andy and Mike are going to walk away with a point here. I put 11 down. What is it? The correct answer is seven.

Yeah. Whoa. What are you doing over here? I don't know, man. I guess I thought people were a little healthier than have you done a juice cleanse? Jason? I don't think so. I don't think so.

I mean, I've done like a water fast. Does that count? Nope. Nope. That's a different thing. What is it juice cleanse? You only eat juice for like a week. Yeah, I think three days minimum.

All right. What percentage of people are superstitious about blowing out all their birthday candles in one breath? Who was pulled? Did we pull the elementary school? What percentage of people are superstious? Superstitious about blowing out all their birthday candles in one breath. Superstitious is a weird word. Yeah, this one's a tough one for me to just guess.

Like, I'm not superstitious, but that's always the goal. Well, nowadays, like, I mean, how often do you get anything that's not a candle now? I'm going to make this one tough on you guys. 50%. Oh, you, weiner. This guy. I got my answer. I'm going lower.

I'm going on higher. So we're at one point of piece here. Come on, human. It was a good guess, Andy. You were close, but not within 5%. Mike gets a point. Oh, no. The correct answer was 42%.

Oh, man. We ride. We ride. All right. So we're sitting with Andy at three. There's a blast off situation. Jason at one. All right.

So this is for all the marbles and the last question? There you go. Right. Okay. What percentage of people generally ignore restaurant straws? Oh, man. And drink straight from the glass. Oh, man.

I have thoughts on this, but I want to get the answers out of the way first. Oh, my goodness. How many people, so people that don't use straws. Yeah, they just ignore it and I will say, I think us glass drink right out of the glass. I think us glass drinkers are this, we are the superior. I've always felt a little bit shame. If you get this correct and you've got a 10 percentage gap, then I can't not lose. Wait, oh, I can't catch Andy and I couldn't catch you.

Correct. If I make a good enough guess here. So give it a go, Mike. What do you think? What percentage of people? We are superior, but I do think we are not as many as the straw drinkers. The people love their straws. They love their plastic straws.

I'm going to go. Okay, hold on. What percentage of people? So the people that don't use it, people that don't use straws, I'm going to go down. Where is that range? I'm going to go 30%. I hate that. 30%.

So I think some people don't. Do not use the straw. I think like the glass is somehow dirty. Because when you drink. Oh, it tastes so much better. You're getting some of the. It's like it's right from the source. I prefer it.

You prefer it from the glass? Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Well, you better not have ice in there. Oh, no. The ice is the ice delivers. I can see Jason just showering backwards with his glass of the straw.

There are techniques. Yeah, you put your lip down. You go, and you suck the water through, just let me go. Like a straw? A straw is natural and easy. Better because. I can gulp through that without getting ice in the way and my lip isn't freezing.

I'm not getting water on my beard. To be clear, you're saying no straw, you suck. Straw, you gulp. That's what you just said. Yeah. Okay. Mike, your number was what? 30.

30%. Um, okay. I got to play the game and I just take the odds that there's 70% on one side. I'm going to go higher. That makes sense. I'm going to go less. The correct answer is 14%. So Andy's getting a point there.

So if I went lower, I would have. I would have died. You would have. But you get to explain the rules again next time. Oh, I'm going to do just as good a job. All right. We'll take a break and we'll draft. Congratulations, Jason.

Thanks. Wait, what was it 14? 14%? Correct. I genuinely think it's, I think people are afraid of it being like gross. But in this room, it's actually five out of six the opposite direction. Yeah, I think it's mostly ice. Like my wife is a straw only because she can't handle the cold.

Yeah, the ice sucks. The ice is terrible. No, just take it and chew up the ice. Oh, I can't. It's a treat. Dan chewing ice. Really? Oh, it's it.

First of all, why are you the way that you are? Because you got weak teeth? No, I don't have. weak teeth, it's other people that annoy the crap out of me chewing ice. Oh, really? So five or six of this room will really get under your... You guys chew so much ice, especially Duzers Alley.

You guys are literally getting cupfuls of ice nonstop all that. You're getting worse things to step on. Oh, there it is. You've got it back there right now. See, it's an addiction. I think you're anemic. You need to look this up. Anemia is a real, like you... Wait, anemic people need to chew ice?

Yeah, that's a 100% real thing, not a joke. I didn't think it was a joke. Yeah, I'm asking about it. If you're anemic, you have like, I have no idea. Why would that help you? It makes no sense. It makes no sense to me, but. Because anemia is iron, right?

That's like one of the symptoms of anemia. Yeah, anemia is iron, low iron in your blood. All right. Things, the worst things, to step on when barefoot is what we're drafting today. I have the first pick. This one's a little tough because I feel like there are some complicated great answers. that would maybe slip to later rounds or kind of the common ideas of things you wouldn't want to step on. I'm going to go with lava.

Oh, that was none on my list. That's a pretty good one. I'm going to go with lava. It's my first pick. It's a good pick. The floor is lava. To step on when you're barefoot, I'm going lava. Oh, lava is a great word.

Oh, lava's a great word. It's perfect. I love it. I gave a lot of blood today, guys. I gave a lot of blood this morning. You need to choose some ice? Yeah, I needed some. Now would be the time that maybe you could get me to choose some ice.

All right, Mike, you have the next pick and our worst things to step on barefoot draft. So there are surprisingly a lot of things that would be bad to step on with bare feet. Per the rules of the Spitbar's podcast and the fact that diehard must be mentioned many, many times. It really as many times as I pause but can. Broken glass will be up on that list. It was glass or lava? Shoot the glass.

I don't remember that. Have you ever seen Die Hard? I have, but it's been a long time. No, you have. Yeah, that's the main scene in the top of the main scene? It's a main scene, yeah. Okay. All right, well, good to know.

I got a lot of I learned today. Good Lord, man. Does he walk on broken glass and die hard? I don't remember. It's been like a decade since I've seen this. I'm supposed to remember. Breaking news, by the way, dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. That's like saying the main point of die hard is walking on broken glass.

It's a big boat in Titanic. Oh, my gosh. It is a pretty substantial part of the movie. It is like a, it is a pinnacle. It is a pinnacle. For real? Yes. Okay, I guess I'm stupid. All right.

No, no, it's just, it would be something to remember is all. All right. I got two options here, and I'm going to take the two real number one picks. Okay. First is classic. It's the thing that people do Guinness Book of World Records. I didn't know how far we would make it. Yeah, it would, you know, I get not taking a number one, but it's a Lego.

You don't want to step on a Lego. Those are diamonds. Those are diamonds on the floor. Legos are, yeah, that's painful. They're very sharp and very strong. But if you told me, sorry, I was just going to say, that is the one. pick that while the others may be technically worse for you, it's one that everybody's done. Oh, yeah.

I have never to date. Steps in lava? Yeah. Pretty easy to avoid that. Have you been close? Not that close. No. Yeah, everyone stepped on a Lego.

Thousands of miles. And what's crazy about stepping on a Lego is I feel like... Don't move. There's lava within a thousand miles. Yeah, that's right. Be careful. What's funny is like, we've all stepped on rocks. We've walked on gravel or just.

just been walking and stepped on a rock, and that hurt. That does hurt. The better I get, the more it hurts. You might say it's hard as a rock, the rock. And yet we've all stepped on a Lego piece. And it's like it is 10 times harder. I'd rather step on 10 Legos than one Lego. Oh, sure.

Yeah. It's the same kind of balanced. Weight distribution. Yeah. All right. So I'll take a Lego first. But the thing that I would step on a Lego to avoid is a hot, fresh dump. Ha ha ha.

Yeah. You don't want to step in a hot fresh dump. I enjoyed the goose sound after you said it. You know, I don't want. A hot fresh jump. Yeah. Honk. Honk.

Yeah. So, I mean. You need blood, man. I need blood. You've given way too much blood. So anyways, a Lego. A hot fresh dump. In a turd.

A hot turd. Mike, we're back to you, lucky guy. Hot, a tough. turd, huh? Well, a hot fresh dump. A dump is softer than just a turd. A turd, you know, this is, this is going to be. We were debating. I had some of the guys giving me ideas earlier when I was brainstorming. And someone said dog poop. And then they go, wait, wait, human poop. No, it's the right. 100% it's worse. I was who did that? That's got to be, yeah, that's got to be the falcons. That was like, no, no, no, human poop. Hold on hold the phone. Yeah. Got one that's way worse. Yeah. When I said hot fresh dump, that was 100% just a human dump because hot and fresh is the real problem.

I've stepped in dog poop. We've all stepped in dog poop before. Not barefoot, but yeah. I've stepped in it on accident, barefoot I have. I've been in my yard and didn't see it and stepped on it. Awful. I've never in my life stepped in human poop. And I think if I did.

Now, there's, there are some other things outside where. It's a bigger issue than just the poop. Yes. There's a lot of there's a lot to unpack. Because of the implications. It's because of the implications. Yes, very much. So yes, a hot fresh human dump.

Okay. Mike, we're back up, broken glass from that indie film diehard. You guys are so stupid. We're on the defense after your old backward shower bit. That I'm hit with 80% of my house. All people. Well, yeah. Weird enough, 80% of people who have seen Die Hard know that there's a very big scene of broken glass.

It's the most important part of Die Hard. It's pretty important. If you ask me to describe one scene of die hard, Dad be the one. Oh, no. It's got to be Hans falling from the building. That's the scene. Of course that's the scene. All right, Mike, you're on the clock.

It's the broken glass. It's on the ground. It's so stupid. You're so stupid. I got to watch the movie again. You'll go, oh. Okay, I'm going to go, maybe not. It's certainly not as devastating as broken glass or lava.

Yeah. Or a Lego. Or a Lego. I have never done this, but I'm going to say a mouse trap. That would be bad. That'd be bad. Jason just had a real reaction to it. That break your toes.

I mean, that. Like, have you guys ever done any mouse trapping? Yeah. where it's the old fashion. The old fashion literal slice of little cube of cheese and you have to like crank it open and set it and it is terrifying because it's made to cut that rat in half and it's terrifying because when you pull it open. A mouse I went with I didn't go rat trap. It'll work. It'll work on rats, man.

A mouse trap? I feel like a sewer rat would laugh at a mouse trap. No. Not if it took its head off. No. Well, it wouldn't be laughing then. These things are so tight. They would actually go running off with it on them.

If it hits what I think. If it hit the tail, if it hit their head, then they're toast. Yeah, so I've never done any mousetrapping. I've seen pranks of people doing it. You want it to be awful. You want it to be quick. You don't want the mouse to get in there at the wrong angle and then be like spinning in a circle. Because that happens.

All right, so you went with mousetrap. I have lava and I've got two picks. I'm going to go. an ant hill, a fire ant hill. Oh, fire is on my list. A fire ant hill. And then I'm going to come in from left field on this. I'm going to go landmine. Oh, I left it. Oh, that's it for last. That's so good. If I didn't take it there, I was going to lose it. Yes,

you were going to. Oh, man. I was saving it for last because I didn't think this guy over here at landmine. Oh, I didn't. That is such. Dang it. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. If you think it sucks to step on a landmine with your shoes on, Let me tell you, you go do that bad dog barefoot. That thing really hurts. Not only do you know. You had landmine, did you? You know you're going to explode.

Now your foot hurts. Your foot, it's barefoot. Yes, I had landline on my life. I almost didn't take it there because I was like as an easy fourth pick. Oh, man. All right, Mike, broken glass and mouse trap back to you. All right. Well, then I'm not, I can't play any more games.

And this one, this is like the human hot. dump. Like there's, there's some physical pain here, but there are some, there's going to be some really, some mental war game. There's going to be some questions here. Hypolyermic needle. Oh, that was my next thing. You're on 100%.

Yeah, hypodermin. I told you, I can't play the game anymore. You can't play the game. You would not have got that. If you're out in your yard and you step and you pull out a needle, oh no. I mean, count, you're like, well, I'll be in the doctor for the next week doing every single test I could possibly do. You're going to be so freaked out and it's going to hurt. Oh, man, that stinks. I had two really good picks left. You have one. And I have one really good

pick left. Well, I'll take that because I know what it is. And I realize this is not a mammal and the verbiage is not accurate scientifically, but you will know exactly what I mean. And it's correct. Okay. A pregnant spider. You know what I'm talking about. I'm talking about. I'm talking about. I'm talking about, because this has happened to me once. Why does it have to do with a mammal? It's not a mammal, so it's not pregnant. It doesn't carry a bit, it's like a egg sack that it fertilizes, it carries on its back.

He just didn't know what to call it. I didn't know what to call an egg sack, fertilized back spider. Just spider with child. A pregnant Yeah, mama spider. Whatever you want to call it, but what I'm talking about. Or the wolf one where they're alive and they're just babies. I'm talking about the nightmare fuel.

Wait, you've done this? I have done this. Because you don't always know. You're alive today. But you don't step on it in a way where you're killing all the babies. No. You're freeing them. You can't imagine what happens to the ground.

I remember this. I mean, it's genuine nightmare fuel. How are you talking about this? Because there was a pool near it and I jumped into the pool and swam away. So you stepped on it. When you fully closed? Yeah. You jumped into a pool.

You're darn right. ground turned black with baby spiders, man. Then you leapt into a pool and swam away. And by away, you mean like to the other end of the pool and then had to climb out. Yes, there was a grand canyon from those babies. Oh, my God. You just jumped into the pool? Yeah. I mean, what else are you going to do? No, no, this was years ago, but, um, yeah, that is. It's like there's a swarm of bees or no, it's just there's spiders that if I took two steps to the left, I would be away from.

You don't have any idea how fast they skirt. I mean, when this, when this mama got squished, the ground exploded. I mean, they were so fast I couldn't believe it. So yeah,

pure nightmare fuel on that one. I can only see you just the loudest, highest screech. That's 100% that's 100% what happened. I mean, it was right next to the pool. I didn't have to take a step. I just leapt.

Oh, that is so funny. They don't swim, then. I don't know if they're good swimmers as babies, but they can't keep up with me. All right, so I am going, I had, man, hyperdermic needle would have really brought me home. But since you took this, I'm going to go completely different, completely different direction. Okay. This is something that you avoid stepping on at all costs. A crack.

Close. Don't want to break a bit. Peel. Oh, yeah. Don't want to step on a banana peel. Whoops. You might fall into a pool. That's right. So, yeah, it's not as good as hyperdiving needle, but it's on the list. Lego, hot fresh dump, spider with babies and banana peel, Jason, you don't want to step on the ones. Is a banana peel worst barefoot? Yeah. Yeah. Gross. Why?

More slippery. And you can. But you're, no, you're stepping on that. I assume you're stepping on the outside because you're doing the, the hilarious thing of, You slip and you fall. Yeah, but I'm saying the outside is the peel. That's the peel you hold. There's nothing going on there. It's the gory on the inside that gets you slipping. But you won't feel that on your foot.

No, but you'll slip. Right, but the question was, is it worse with a shoe-wop? It could be a bad pick. You could be right. Mike has broken glass, a mouse trap, a hyperdermic needle, and one pick left. Scorpion. Okay. All right.

So you went with a not a pregnant one, though. No, well, I don't know how the scorpions. They do carry him on their back sometimes. Do they? Yeah. Nah, I'm just going to go with a good old-fashioned scorpion. Okay. If you step on one, that thing's going to sting you,

and you've got venoming your foot, and your foot's going to hurt for a week. Okay, I see it. I don't want to step on a scorpion. I have lava, a fire ant hill, a landmine. And so I've already got an animal taken care of, or an insect. So I don't need to go, you know, scorpion spider. I've got the ants.

I'm looking at some of these other, you know, it's a nail. It's a nail through the foot. It's the home alone nail through the foot. Should have gone rusty, but I have, I had rusty. Yeah. You drafted a nail. You're a regular nail. Yeah, just super clean right out the box.

Yeah, you're at home. Dermic nail. Yeah, Al's writing in clean, shiny nail. Yeah. It's got a note that says this was just sanitized. There you go. There's our draft. Here's my few other honorable mentions.

Was the thumbtack, right? the thumbtacketches closet. Sure. Hot pavement here in Arizona. Oh, goodness. I had quicksand. Yeah. Seems stupid.

You don't want to step in the quicks. A small puppy. Oh. My son broke the leg of a small puppy when we got it. First day. Owls puppy. That's my dog. Is your dog now?

Yeah, was it barefoot? He was barefoot, I think. The dog or the? The dog had shoes, of course. The dog was in Doc Martin's. Yeah. I had chewed gum. Oh, yeah.

I had gum. Yeah. A bee similar to your scorpion. And then vomit. I didn't have vomit on the list, but after. Oh, public restroom I had on there, too. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, that's a deep cut.

I mean, if you mate, like, what's the dollar amount? To go into a public. Like a truck stop restroom barefoot. Oh. Oh, my gosh. Not that much. Not that much. I can wash my feet.

It's pretty gross. When are you going to wash your feet if you're at a truck stop? Hold on. I'm going to put him in the sink brother. Let me do a test. And then walk out. Al Borland and Papa Josh, just between you two because, you know, you like to get money for things. I want you to say at the same time how much the minimum amount it would take for you to go into a truck stop bathroom barefoot.

My gosh. Hold on. I'm going to write down the answer. But I want you to sit at the same time. time to see if you're similar or ridiculous. Ready? Three, two, one. $100.100. Yep. Josh switched when he heard mine.

No, I swear it was $100. I guess was $50. I thought Josh would say $5. Yeah, I thought 50 might be too much. Should we do it? What did we learn today? Finally, real other good one. Yeah, did you have some other ones? Sorry. Fish hook. Oh. And I had campfire on there, but it was campfire. It was like the Lava beats the crap out of campfire, Mike. Just so you know, I'd step on a campfire to avoid the lava. Yeah, that's fair.

Oh, what did I learn today? I learned that Jason has strong opinions around the direction you shower. I learned that pilots are totally allowed to nap while you fly. Yeah. Did I learn anything today? Probably not. Learn that I gave too much blood. Ooh, ah, e, ah, ooh, e.

Ah, ooh, ea. 50 bucks, huh? I'm using that bathroom first. I'm going all over the floor. You give him 10 bucks. You'll do it. Yeah. Thank you.

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