Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Jumping Sharks & Old Fashioned Things You Still Use - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: October 16, 2025

Spit Hit for Oct 16th, 2025:On this episode we find out about the rare jumping sharks of the Great Lakes, prove our smarts in What’s the Difference and then draft the most Old Fashioned Things we Still Use. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast:Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.comFollow us on X: x.com/SpitballersPodFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPodSubscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. That's not how you Biddingi. That's not how you Biddingi. Yep, that's how I, Bidigi. That's not how you Bidigi.

You got to understand your Sheboygan was your Bidngi. No, I know, but I needed... And then you tacked it on. I needed both. I came in too late. I came in too late with the Sheboygan. No, I felt like your Siborgian was right on time. You just wanted me to drop the Biddingi.

I just want you to use it properly. I didn't give you the sword to wield so foolishly. Mike, what was your, you know, what's your review of that thing? Oh, that was terrible. There were volume changes. It started week. It ended off time. An incredible work.

288 episodes, you still love the scat as much as... I just look forward to it more than anything. Well, you look forward to being over. I know that. This is the greatest time. Now I have the number one pick in a draft and have the furthest time from scatting. Yeah, this moment, exactly. Now, I am curious.

This is show 288 of the Spitballers podcast. Welcome in one and all. How soon are we... Like, where is the next Al scat? Great question, Al. Do you know the number already? 80 something. I feel like it's the right time to ask.

I'll find out. I don't know. Yeah. It's like, oh, we passed it. We'll go to the next one. Right. So, no, we have a, would you rather segment today. What's the difference on today's show?

And we are drafting the, what are we drafting? The old-fashioned things that you still use. Yep. So, you know, this should be, I mean, you got the number one pick. but this is kind of my wheelhouse yeah i know i i had a hard time making this list just thought of another one i was i was sitting there oh i thought of my 101 oh what yeah yeah i did wow what is happening our office just thought about my normal life we sit next to each other and i'm sitting there going man i only got three things for this list that are like old-fashioned

things i'm i use for a while and then he's like oh i came up with a million so quick like math checks out. Yeah, no, there you go. So we're drafting the most old-fashioned things that we still used. At Spibballers Pod over on X, if you want to follow this show, you can tell your friends about the podcast. We always appreciate that. We heard from some families this week that were fans of the show, and we're thanking us for having a silly, fun, family-friendly podcast that people could listen to together, and that is why we do this. So tell your friends and family about it.

And we will be very thankful. Anything to add, Mike? It's going to say you'd better, you start telling people or it's not going to be safe. Oh, man. Wait, are you threatening the... I am. I am. Frightening.

Oh, my gosh. Not sure that's on brand, but we'll move on. Would you rather? Does that just mean there will be violence on the show, Mike? Is that what you meant? I'm not saying. what there will or won't be. But just be careful. It won't be safe.

But it won't be safe. So do we have the number of when Al actually has to scat again? It's too far. He says it's 332. Episode 332? Yeah. Every 83 episodes. That's a lot of episodes.

How did you work this out? Yeah, that's a smoking deal. You got a great agent. Does that mean we went 82 episodes and then we had the idea of making him do it? I think so. That's our fault. Should have done it episode one and two and three. should be every four you know what I mean there's oh like he's part of this team he is you know

make him have the same cycle I wonder if he would take 25% equity in spitballers in exchange for 25% of the scats oh the Papa Josh put his hand up we don't we don't need none of that I'm out on that all right would you rather question uh from sheep go meep that must be a username over on patreon sheep me is beep beep beep beep beep uh Sheep don't go beep peep. There's a sheep going beep beep song. Your kids never had that in the house?

I mean, I'll see if I can find it. I've never heard that in my life. Yeah, beep, beep, I'm a sheep. Okay. I'm going to drop that banger into the chat. Don't worry. Would you rather perceive all lights in the world as three times brighter than they are right now

or three times dimmer than they are right now? Indy and I are the best use case for this question because I cannot get things bright enough for me. Like I can't see well in low light. I can't see well in good light. But if it's exceptionally bright, now I can see. Like backlit. Like I need a backlit and frontlet. Yes.

I want I want everything glowing. I want, I mean, the sun. I think that is. Poor eyes. I think it's my actual eyeballs. So yesterday in the afternoon, I went home, I had to walk across our backyard to get something out of the garage. It's 107, 108 degrees in Arizona peak of the day.

I could barely open my eyes when walking. Now, I didn't have my sunglasses. I just had left them somewhere. I had to walk. But what I'm trying to figure out if Jason was just comfortable. Because I couldn't even open them without the intensity of like... I have the same pain threshold as you do. It's just I need a ton of light to see clearly.

If I don't have a lot of light, it's very taxing for me to do anything. So let me ask you another question that in the summertime, I like to draw the blinds a little bit, make it feel cool inside. Do you draw the blinds? No, no. I want all the light on. And I don't even get all the light on in my office, Monster. Do you have, like, have you considered getting better glasses? Yeah, I get better glasses like every year.

And every single year, they're like, oh, yeah, we're going to update your prescription. It's a little bit stronger. But you still feel like you can't see. And I'm like so excited. Every time I go to get these, I'm like, I'm going to, it's going to fix everything. It's going to be so great. And I look through them. I'm like, have you considered the glasses that come with the two flashlights on the side?

now we're talking so whatever you look at anywhere like i'll let those come into our office if they were bright enough i would do it those weak little those are that you know i better be in a cave you want two giant headlights on the side of your head where are we at with that tech are you sure i'm not sure but if there if there's actually like some clip-on things that are like soups bright that i can wear on my glasses i will absolutely 30 000 lumens each yes that's what i'm talking about I'm talking about, don't you dare look me in the face, because I will blind you. Light man. But when I do it, I will see you.

Yeah. Frightening? I couldn't have things three times dimmer. I would basically... Would that? What if it turned the sun down three times? Well, yeah, it would do that. I mean, that's part of it, right?

But it still, like, it doesn't affect photosynthesis and stuff. It just turns the sun down so that you're like... Because it's bright in Arizona, and none of us, we would all like the sun turned down a notch or two, like a dial. Yeah, I mean, it certainly gets, well, it's too hot, that's for sure. Would it come with the heat change? No, this is all just light. It's all perceived. Honestly, three times less heat from the sun, we're all real dead.

That is true. You can't turn the sun down 3x. You probably can't turn it down 0.001 without us dying. It's where it needs to be. But it's perceived all lights. So, I mean, if it's brighter, then, I mean, I don't know three times how are you not in sunglasses inside you would be even you jay 3x look some people wear their sunglasses inside i mean it's pretty cool power move you would never have to wear regular glasses you'd always be in sunglasses did you ever have a

i wear sunglasses inside face no and the reason why is because yes you did oh yes you wait are these transition lenses he had the transitions for a little while he had transitions those were so embarrassing. So you really did have those were so embarrassing. I mean, I got them. Look, they seem like it makes sense. It seems practical. It does. It's a good marketing campaign. I'm inside. I go outside. I got my sunglasses on all already. But the problem is you come inside and it never goes fully away. Hello. It doesn't ever go? Never. I'll wake up from a sleep in the middle of the night and I'll grab those things in there. They got a little tent to them. It's like, no, I don't want. Tint on my glasses. You don't want to constantly be wearing sunglasses. And honestly, when I wear sunglasses inside, like, you know, sometimes people forget to take their sunglasses up. They come into play.

That's impossible for me. If I walk inside and I'm wearing sunglasses, it goes, it's blackout. It is blackout dark. Interesting. Yeah. So I know you, Andy. I do prefer things slightly dimmer. My wife argues with me about it.

Yeah, because you get like floaters or something. It's 100% because I got Lasic surgery about 50s. years ago and LASIC surgery sometimes are side effects for people and for me I don't think they did it right I think they messed some stuff up and so when there's more light in the room I see floaters in front of my eyes and so I think they did a great job these 15 years later and you're not wearing glasses right now so bad I really so where are you on the light scale I prefer more lights I side with you but I am I I also had LASIC, I don't know.

So do you notice that, too, a little bit? I know, I don't have floaters, but I know that outside is, I've, very glaring. I have sunglasses on outside, or it's just way too bright. Okay. But it's manageable. Did your night vision get worse with LASIC? Because mine did. No, my night.

Like driving around. My night vision. I'm blind on the roads. My night vision is, seems okay. But if you're familiar with the movie, Rain of Fire. Is that a dragon movie? It is a drag a movie. Hey, time out.

Shout out. Just for rain of fire. Freaking, freaking awesome movie. Shout out, rain of fire. I was going to, I thought of it the other day. I'm like, I got to get my kids to watch this movie. You've got to watch. Everyone listening has to watch that movie.

It's great. It's a dragon movie. Dragon movie. McConaughey. Christian Bale's the main guy. He's the main dragon? No. No, he's the main guy.

It's fantastic. But point. point of bringing it up. Old-fashioned movies to recommend in the middle of the show. The point of bringing it up is the way that they realize, okay, we can fight the dragons. There's a magic hour. And the magic hour is when

the sun is going down. And for me, when it's dusk and the sun is going down, I can't see anything. So you're a dragon. If they were to attack you at that time, that is the... It's ridiculous because my eyes are like, my eyes can't figure out what they're supposed to do.

So they're like, well, it's, it's bright. Like, no, no, my people need to go real small. No, it's real big. I'm like, I don't know what's going on. I can't see until it's finally dark and the streetlights are out. Then I can see again. I like to believe that the author of Rain of Fire had that exact same experience. It's like, dude, I know what's, I know, I know the hook at the end.

It's just, I can't see well at dusk. What could this be? A mythical creature can't see well and they have to fight it. Yeah, that sounds as ridiculous as the sun. It's water stuff that you were talking about. Yeah. We just watch signs this weekend. Yeah.

Still great. Still a great movie. Love signs. Awesome movie. Ridiculous ending. Watch rain and fire. It makes sense in the context. So Mike, are you going dimmer or brighter?

You're going dimmer? That's my final vote. I feel like you have to go dimmer or you are the guy who's wearing sunglasses inside. Those are the, I mean, you can turn more lights on when it's dimmer to make it brighter or you can put sunglasses on. to block out the light. And you don't want to do that. Michael from Patreon,

would you rather have to always eat ice cream on a plate or always eat steak in a bowl? I like this. Now, are you also swapping utensils? No, I don't think you can steak with a spoon. You can't eat steak with a spoon. You still need a fork and knife. But the question is there, so there's inconveniences to both.

One is going to melt and be soupy on a plate, which is awful. But knifing. something in a bowl and i assume that this bowl has to be like it's a yeah it's an ice cream bowl cereal bowl it's a good fit i'm saying like this isn't a big old no that's impossible there's not enough flat surface to cut the steak easily exactly i have the stakes hold it up so i have um these these plate bowls that i really love like they're they're very nice they're just shallow i was almost a hundred percent sure that you were going to say you have very custom made steak plates that are only for steak. They're shaped like a steak. They're imported.

I'm going to get on Googling that for sure. Sorry. Go on. Custom steak plates. I'm in. But I've got like, I think they're almost like a salad bowl, but they're really like my plates and my bowls. You had a baby. Very wide. And so sometimes when you're when you're plate and dinner, those work nice for everything. You can put your mashed potatoes, your steak. It's big enough. Yeah, it's big enough. And even when I accidentally put a steak in that, and it's pretty shallow it's impossible to cut you're just as soon as you put pressure down on the side you're turning your meal over are you is it it does it like lean or does it start spinning it leans it just you know it's going to it's always running away from you would you

change how you eat a steak would you just grab it yeah I would fork in the middle and I would eat it like a yeah Fred Flintstone like Fred Flintstone absolutely which is the way I've seen my son eat a steak yeah I could see I mean wait what He's not good at cutting yet. We act like it's ridiculous, but people have put steaks on burgers and then we just bite them. Like, it's not like it's impossible to do. I'm still on. He's not good at cutting things yet.

Now, the other way, the ice cream, I eat my, you guys know how I eat my ice cream. Yeah. They ain't melting brothers. Yeah. It's not melting on me. No. And the plate is more convenient to lick. That's a, that's a fair point.

Yeah. Like the bowl is all over your face. You have to drip it down the side. It's not working. You can clean a plate. You will not know that anything have been on that plate if you give me ice cream, a plate of ice cream. Have you had ice cream with a fork, though? I have.

Yeah. There's some small advantages to it if it's super hard ice cream. 100%. Ice cream with a fork is absolutely fine. There are advantages for sure. I'm taking the ice cream on a plate for the record. I think we all are. You can't have steak in a bowl.

Chris, I'm shocked how pro Jason is like, no, ice cream with a fork. There's huge advantages. There's endless possibilities when you have a fork. When's the last time you've eaten ice cream with a fork? It would have been like I had a, like a Pazuki or something. It's very common for like an ice cream cake to be served with a fork instead of a spoon. Yeah, but that's a cake. That's not ice cream.

Well, it's ice cream with literally, it's literally all ice cream with inside of ice cream. with inside of a pie crust. It's also extra cold. Correct, which is interesting. But anyways. Because otherwise it would just not work. It has to be very cold. Otherwise, it would just melt.

Yeah. Chris from Patreon, would you rather break down on a big city interstate. So break down in a car on an interstate. That's always been a thing I don't want to happen. Dude, the California, Arizona, our stretch on the 10, The thought of, there's certain parts that are, dude, if I broke down right now, it would be the end. The other option is to break down on a boat in the middle of Lake Michigan at sundown.

What does breakdown in a boat mean? It just stops running. Yeah, you mean, the motor is no longer functional. So now I'm on a float, not a boat. And Lake Michigan is like an ocean. Yeah, Lake Michigan's big enough that you could be, if you're in the middle of it, you're not seeing land, are you? No, I don't think that. That's true. Yeah.

You think you are? We both agree. I don't think you see land. We said totally different things and we agree. I said I think that's true to you and he said, no, I don't think you can see land. And it meant the same thing. Yes, we said the opposite, same exact thing. Okay.

You cannot see land if you're in the middle of Lake Michigan. And the sun is going down. Yeah. And so in the middle of Lake Michigan, I presume the average boat does not have a real great way to communicate. Kate. Yeah, you do. You're talking about like the CB radio thing? Was that on the average boat? I think What kind of boat are we on here? Are we on like a kayak?

You got a CB. Okay. I think I mean, just like the rules of maritime say all boats must have CB. We have part of them. You explain to me where you're at in Lake Michigan real quick. The middle. Exactly. Like when you call, where are you going to tell people? Oh, yeah. You would not be able to tell me. I'm on Lake Michigan. Please come get me.

That's true. That's a good point. Where are you? The lake. Yay. I can see stars. Do you see any stars? Yeah, you're close.

That would be pretty terrifying. Is the weather choppy? Are we good? Is the weather nice and still? Oh, that matters a lot to me. I can sleep in the middle of a lake and wait for the sun to come up. And then do what? Okay.

Okay, the sun is up. I see. Clouds? If you get near the clouds, you're close. Fine. It's Lake Michigan. It's glass still. But the interstate, it's between here in California and it's high noon in the summer. Yeah, really busy. And I've broken, I've broken down in that situation. I've had that happen to me. Interstate to California. I thought everyone to break down there dies.

I figured it was your loss. With a pregnant wife. Oh, no. No kids at the time. pregnant with the first child and blew a tire, middle of nowhere. Okay, but you still had AC? Technically would have had AC in the car, yeah. Got very lucky.

There was nowhere, no one anywhere, and managed to get to a tire shop that was down the road. Did you have a spare? Did you change? No, somebody had to come and tow us. Ah. See, that's the great thing about the interstate. between people can get to you there's not random boats passing you on lake michigan going you need a toe right and even if like can we put the sails up or something i don't even know how you would

one one flare oh i don't know when to use that dude yeah you're gonna have to do a lot to make it's right one where are you on the boat get ready do you see oh i see it in the sky now yeah we're only under that quick go we're directly under the fading light except not anymore it kind of an angle. But like look where you think it would have started. I always wonder that with flare guns. I do too. You better have a lot of them. Yeah. Yeah, you need one flare. I don't know if that's going to get a gun.

There's nothing that could make the Lake Michigan the winner here. Is there a more, there could be a higher likelihood that you're in actual danger on the interstate having to get out of your car with people flying by you on the interstate. Yeah, and if it's hot and you don't have water. Whereas in on Lake Michigan,

again, like, you're in a boat, you probably have some supplies. Like, even if you have to float out there for a while. But you know, it's in Lake Michigan at night? Alligators? Jumping sharks. Wow. I mean, I would imagine so. There's no sharks in Lake Michigan.

Oh, my gosh. I thought you were saying Lake Michigan had sharks. And I was blown away. Jumping in the front of it. He's Googling whether they're sharks. No, I'm not. Are there? Sharks in Lake Michigan.

Where's sharks on your, on your meter of, you know, you got the spiders, you got all the phobia. The phobia. I'm not, I don't have any phobia. Have you ever thought about it? But obviously, if I was, you were a great white shark, I'd be terrified. Like, I'm not afraid of lions. That's not a phobia.

That's what I mean. Yeah, I mean, but like when you've gone into the ocean, California. I'd never think about it. That's what I was asking. Yeah. I don't, I don't. You never feel something to brush your leg and go, was that a shark? Only if I'm in a lake.

I will say that if I were to be in the ocean, like out, you know, take a boat, a ways. The second I hit the water out in deep water, I know I'm 30 seconds away from dying from a shark. I know it. There's nothing in my body that would allow me to get in that water unless there was a cage around me. Like jump off for a quick swim? Yeah.

In the middle of the ocean? Not happening. Have you been in a lake where you just? just have that feeling of not knowing what's underneath. I've felt something in a lake before. That is not a fun experience. Or it's like a fish or something. Just like a little tickle on the foot.

Yeah, just like, oh, something touched my leg. Yeah. Even though you know there's not sharks in the lake you were in. I don't know that there's not piranha. Or barracudas. Oh, man. Electric heels. Are you guys going interstate or lake?

Mike sounds pretty afraid of the interstate. Oh, I just, yeah, people don't make it out very often. The lake would also be terrifying. I'll take the interstate because I think I can call someone. Okay, so update here on sharks in Lake Michigan. Okay, give us the, give us the. Okay, this is what it says. It says no shark reports have been officially, quote,

in quotes, scientifically documented. Oh, no. in Lake Michigan, but there have been fin sightings, as was the case in Frankfurt. So, you know, scientifically, we got to know. It's a lockness going on. I would love the lockness and the monster story as a kid. Oh, man, that was my favorite. I thought that was amazing.

And I knew it was true. There was a book in my school library. It was all the, the mythical and creatures. So I needed, you know, big foot's in their lockness, all that type of stuff. I wore that thing out. Yeah, that was always really cool. I'm going for the boat. Really?

Yeah, I'm going for the boat. No, you're just trying to be crazy. Yeah, I'm going to walk. I'm going to get out of my car and walk to safety. You could be really far. But I can. Hundreds of miles. But I can take care of that.

Not hundreds of, you're not hundreds of miles to the next exit. You could be 70 plus. 50, 60. Is that hundreds? No. Thank you. You can walk 70 miles in the middle of the desert and I can walk 70 miles more. All right.

We are taking a break. We'll be back. Apologies to all. all right it's time for us to inform the world what's the difference between a party celebration yeah and a get together okay okay this this seems seems a little straight i have a first i have a first shot i have a first uh entry into the consideration which is level of preparation that okay i think that applies a little bit i'm thinking about that with the get-together. Like, the get-together, maybe there's like a fruit plate or like a...

But it's, I think a get-together doesn't have to, like... It's impromptu, isn't it? Yeah, there's no, there's no occasion. We're having a little get-together tonight. It's not a birthday. It's not New Year's. It's not Labor Day. It's not Mother's Day. What would you rather go to? We're having a little... Party. We're having a little get-together on Memorial Day. Party or a celebration? Or we're having a party on Memorial Day. Oh, of course, you want to go to a party. A Celebration is, it takes Perce, like, a celebration

is for one person. Okay. Okay. You're on to something. You know what I mean? Like, we're celebrating an achievement. You mean like a birthday party? Like a graduation. It's a birthday celebration. A graduation. Yeah. It's called the party, but it's a celebration.

You celebrate anniversaries. That's two people. But that's, you don't have a, you don't say we're on a celebration. Yeah. Okay. What is it when you have one of the gender reveal parties? for a baby. That's a party. Oh, I just said party.

I don't know. We need to banish those things anyway, so. You're not a big fan. They're so dumb. I don't understand why you're so against them. Yeah, wait, I want to revisit this. I think they're fun. I don't know,

because you don't want to see, like, the guy trying to hit the baseball that turns pink or blue. It's just such an obnoxious look at me thing that has now burned down force. But everybody wants to know what somebody's having. Okay.

You'll know when I ring you. about one guy burning down a forest, ruins it for everybody? It was just one little tiny forest. Yes. Actually, that's how things change when you have a catastrophic event like that. Everybody should not go down for one guy burning down a forest. It's all I can't show. So what?

All campfires? No one can have a campfire anymore? You got to control them. Well, yeah, you got to control here. I promise more than one guy's burned down a forest with a campfire. They tell you. Certainly more than baby reveal. They do tell you when and where you can have a campfire.

Now, hold on. I want to know if there were no earthly ramifications to gender reveal parties, okay? If no catastrophic events ever happened in the history of them, are you still against having a get together to be like, we're having a boy or we're having a girl? I am opposed to. I want a piece of blue or pink cake. That's fine. Honestly, at the end, that that, that's fine to me. It's, it's, it's. It's the level of, look at me, theatrics that this has become. And it's like, why are we doing this? You know why I'm doing this? Because I'm going to record it. That part.

You know how many likes I'm going to get on social media? It's disgusting. So if banned phones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if you've banned phones that people aren't even going to do it? No, no, no. They will not do it. What if there was.

They won't spend all the money in the time? What if there was a big party that had that kind of accidental, I don't know, we don't know reveal of whether we're having a boy or a girl, but we said, like, we don't want anything on social media. Are you fine with it then? Because then it's just a fun party trick. What are you doing? How are you revealing? I'm popping a balloon. And then, you know, the, the color confetti. The balloon? Fine. I will allow the balloon. I want another rule. What will you not allow? I will not allow the. What about the baseball? I will not. Can dad hit the baseball that explodes.

That sounds fun. Can you swing the golf club and hit the golf ball that explodes? Maybe. No fire, though. It's small enough. No fire. No fires. No WWF wrestlers coming out having a 15 minute match. Okay.

And it's like, oh, the blue speedo's the winner. Okay. Is that a thing? That sounds pretty funny. Oh, my gosh. There is countless things. Mike's Algo got stuck on some of these high production gender reveal parts. It's just obnoxious.

I think that's why he's upset is because he can't see anything other than those now. On his social media, all he does is scroll gender. He's like, come on. How do you reset your algo? Um, so...

That's a good question. Can you reset your algo? I don't know. No, they don't let you do that. No. Uh, get together. That can happen in 15 minutes. Yeah.

Hey, you know what we're doing a get together? I will say that there's a limit to people. A get together can, you can't have 20 people that a get together. That's not a get together anymore. What does that become? It becomes a party. Like if, if, if you invite through four, five people over for a get-together, and then

they all bring someone, and now there's 15 people there. What if there's no food, served, no dessert, no drinks? You can party with nothing, I think. I think you can that's not true. No, you can't. No, you can't. Okay. You can have a get-together with nothing.

Can it get-together convert to a party if someone brings food? Yes. Somebody goes, oh, I'll pick up some food. And we're going to turn this into a party. Now it's a party. Now it's a party. That's a phrase. There will be there will be an announcement. You will know officially when your get-together has elevated and it's now a party. I think a celebration and a party might be the same thing.

Well, no, because a celebration is only, I mean. It's only one or two or three people. One, one. A celebration. Like, you don't have. What if the little league team wins the world, their world series and you have, what do you have? A team party. That's not a celebration?

Because I'm celebrating that championship. Oh, you, you know, okay. A celebration is obviously you are, you are. So there's an achievement involved? There's an achievement involved. And unfortunately, most of the time, it is the minority of people at the party. If you just come to a party. Okay, now I see.

That makes sense. And if you just go to a party, everyone is the same. Everyone's just there to have fun. You know what I mean? It's a Fourth of July party or whatever. There's a class status if you're at a celebration. Exactly. If you're at a celebration.

Come to our 10th anniversary celebration. You're here for them. If you're there for something, really a birthday party is a celebration. So a wedding is a celebration. wedding celebration Yeah we helped a lot What's the difference between a cabin A cottage

And a shack Well that come on The shack is the outlier there Shack has no electricity And no running water And no what? I don't think there can be No roof

No rooms Oh no it's a single room Yeah a shack A Shack is a studio cabin Basically With no running water I feel like for it to be a shack they're like you can kind of see

out through the wall. Like the beams aren't fully aligned. I'm fine with that. Yeah. Because it's run down. It's definitely not nicely made. Cabin's got to be wood. It's got to be. A cabin does absolutely have to be wood. There must be Lincoln logs somewhere. In a cottage to me, that's roof and a little smoke coming out of a

Yeah. Yeah. There has to be a chimney. Furnace, yeah. And then there has to be chimney. Chimony. And there has to be A water wheel? Are they really next to the cabins? Oh, 100%. Or the cottages? There's no cottages without that.

Now, can only old women live in cottages? No. You can have a family at a cottage, but a cottage doesn't have its own electricity unless it's powered by that water wheel. Yeah, that's what's there for me? I was not aware of this water wheel part of the cottage. It has to be. I feel like in a lot of my cottage lore, there wasn't always a water wheel.

100%. This is why people come to the show. They want to know. Does the water wheel convert a cabin into a cottage? No, no, no, no. For the people on the audio side. What is a water wheel? No, no, no.

No, I couldn't think of the word. And all I did was make a circular motion with my hand. Yeah. And you guys knew it was a water wheel. Yeah, buddy. That tells you a cottage has a water wheel. Uh-huh. I feel like a cottage is always just combier.

A water wheel is a machine for converting the energy of flowing or falling water into electricity for cottages. That is. No, it does not say for cottage. is the actual definition of a water wheel. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, and Al Borland is sharing some, see this thatch roof? Yeah, and there's, and there's stone.

There has to be stone. There has to be stone. Because if it's all wood, that would just be a cabin. If you're sharing a picture of a cottage with us, isn't that undermining the very segment that we are? No, because we had already figured it out. Yeah, this is, I mean, this is, I'm looking at a cottage. This cottage has a water wheel, stone, that's, roof. It's perfect. This is a, this is a

A Hobbit would only live in a cottage, not a cabin. Yeah, Hobbit don't need electricity. Well, they're in the hill, though. Yeah, they're more Yeah, that's a different thing. Right? Because they're like, it's like a hobbit hole. It's like a half cave. It's like a cave with a door. A hobbit hole? Yeah, because

you're inside of a, uh, which do you want to live in more? And I know shacks at the bottom. I want I want television. Well, you feel, that's not what a cabin is known for, Jason. No, I, you You said your cabin is known for it. Yeah.

I've got a cabin. How about a fireplace? I got Starlink. I'm talking to the skies for my internet. I've got to get top speeds there. I got Netflix. Why does a cabin let you do this and not a cottage? Dude, a cottage doesn't have electricity enough for that.

Oh, the water wheel does not generate enough to power. It's got like 80 water wheels trying to get this internet and his phone running. It lacks electricity, but magic. Oh, there's certainly more magic at a cottage. There's a chance, though, that the woman that lives in the cottage. Yeah, don't accept apples. Could be a witch. If you live in a cottage, never accept apples.

All right, settled. Thank you. I want TV. I want fiber optic cable internet. If you don't have high-speed internet and a television, I'm not going to your cabin. Saying that right now. That's not a nice relaxing. I think the word you're looking for is hotel.

I'm not going to your hotel. Oh, come on. At least say resort. What is the difference? Hotel. Between... Old-fashioned things I still use. A hotel.

Come on. Oh, my goodness. What is the difference between ramifications, repercussions, and consequences? There's a lot to unpack there. Repercussions and consequences. I feel like one's incidental. One is immediate.

Which one's immediate? repercussions are like you're getting it's think about the the you got to sometimes break down like the Latin here and it's you know it comes from percussion so this is like the right yeah it's after the percussions the amount the immediate bounce back of your actions just the second it happens repercussions are back at you you know it's like shooting a bullet and it goes off the wall and bounces back at you that's that's a that's a repercussion that's not a ricochet you know synonymous but it's also a repercussion. Consequences can be down the line. There's still. There can be immediate consequences, can't there? There can be. That's why that phrase exists.

But are all, look, and consequences can be good or bad despite the word consequences feels like it's only negative, but you can have good consequences. It's just. Can you? Yeah. Yeah. Consequence is just what happens afterwards. Man.

Something of consequence. something that is a con so wait i would never express like okay if you if you study really hard for that test we one of the consequences of the test is a right but it would be accurate it might be accurate but not for this segment yeah i i think and then ramifications is in there what's the latimifications that's the little dish that that's right the little like a ramican yeah yeah so the the ramican ramican uh that allows you to store things like pudding Like pudding, uh, sauces, moose, uh, soup? Yeah, I mean, usually you want something bigger than a, than a ramican for a soup.

I'm not trying to know what a ramican is. You don't know what a ramican is? It's a ramikinification. Ramekinification. What are the ramifications of not knowing what it is? Well, that means that you're going to miss out. Is that what you put soy sauce in? Yeah, exactly.

Like dips. Oh, really? That is a ramican? Yeah. What's the word of that? I thought it was that. I thought it was the circular dish that has all the, uh, uh, a ramequin is just any, the lines.

A ramekine is just any little small dish. Now I've got to look at what a ramekin is. Yeah. Anyways, the ramekine ifications of ramifications, I feel like can be positive, whereas consequences are these ramekins have ridges on the outside. They don't have to, though. I mean, that might be the most common

that might be the most common version of a ramecan. How do you spell the word? Ramekin. Thanks, Mike. Yeah, they don't all have them. But that That's the old time. Old fashioned ramekins always have those ridges. Oh, this would be good for like a, like a pudding or they serve a.

Do I say pudding? Did he say pudding? He said exactly pudding. What is the, um, they'll say sauce. Crimbrilea. Crimbrilea. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Crimberle always in a ramekin. Yeah. Those are in really big ramekins. Yeah. Ramikins are usually smaller. I've had it in one of these. You've had it in a tiny way? Yeah.

Yeah, it was like a, just a little one. So much ramekin talk. I'm not sure. Here's the honest truth. I think all three of these mean the same thing. Because they're all negative. Or at least consequences and repercussions feel like they're negative. Yeah, those are negative. And then ramifications, you ask that beforehand. You don't say what are the ramifications after? You say, what are the ramifications of my decision? Yes, ramifications are thinking through a decision and what could happen afterwards. Consequences are what happened.

You've said ramifications so many times it doesn't sound like a real word anymore in my head. ramifications is projecting the future consequences exactly and repercussions are immediate bounce back of something that hit al should we keep talking about this move on to our draft we should probably draft the spitballers draft all right we are all right we are Boy, it's going to be hard to narrow down. We're drafting the old-fashioned things that we still use. Okay. I got the 101, and I'm going to play the game here because I think my 101,

I don't think you guys are going to take. So I want to make sure I get the most things I like. You mess around and find out. Oh, man. I would be really disappointed. But I don't think that this one. Andy City has 17 things on his list. I, my list is such that I really hope you guys take different things.

I love when we come in to one of these drafts and I'm in that state where I'm like, dude, don't take things from my list. I can't afford. Like there's nothing left. Yeah. I'm going to go with something that is old fashion, but always in fashion because it's actually the best version. It's a vinyl record player.

We have them at our cabin. And my son plays them all the time. Waterwheel? No, that would be a cottage. I'm sorry. I got Starling. Your son does what? He plays them all the time?

Yeah, he's got a vinyl record player in his room that he plays all the time. Vinyl record players are old-fashioned but awesome. Do you do Bluetooth your records? Ooh, please say no. No at the house. Yes, at the cabin. And I understand it takes the analog out. But it looks really nice.

You seem like the guy who Bluetooth's in the vinyl. Yeah, it's true. it's true that is so insulting I hope people understand how bad that is oh big if you Bluetooth your vinyl it's like saying I want someone to see the vinyl yes sitting on the counter but I really don't care

about the vinyl I just wanted to look nice on the counter I think it's got both it's a sonos and I think it's got I think it's got both it's got both okay all right how many speakers do you have hooked up to it though yeah vinyl records was very tippy top of the list that's what i figured i figured that would not come back yeah it was my original it was going to be my one-on-one but i did think of some more things right before the show so i would be remiss if i didn't select a rocking chair with the first pick yeah okay so the rocking chair will be my first selection of we've literally purchased you a

rock you bought me one as a present and i it wasn't a gag i was like no it was i said thank you and then rocked in it all the time yeah it broke but rocket chairs on my list okay so uh mike you are up old-fashioned things that you still use so this gets used on the reg in my household and it is a good old-fashioned apple slicer an apple slicer no no like the the metal thing that you push down on the top and it cuts your apples in the slices normal i thought that that's you just buy them a target yeah i didn't know that was old fashion it's to me it's all well looking at my thing is like this was it's this this was was smithed in the 1800s okay so you have an old apple slice yeah i got when i look at it interesting it's one piece of metal okay oh you got

you don't have like the rubber handle no no no no i told you this thing is this thing was used by the lost dutchman all right we'll accept it uh and then i use I stole to this day when I need some hot water, I use a teapot. Oh, yeah, because you could obviously do that. You could just put it in, you could pop it in the microwave. Now, teapot on the stove? Yes. Okay, that's old fashioned.

Where else would you put a toilet? Oh, there's electric kettles that you just. Oh, no, mine's on the burner. Super convenient. Yeah, but new fashion. Yeah. That's not old fashion. I'm on the burner.

No, with the whistle? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's old fashion. That's great. That's so you know it's ready. That's a great pick. That is a really, that feels very old. The water is more pure in that way.

That's what I do it. It doesn't have all the microphone, microwave chemicals. Nice. All the science in there. That was a train. Much better. Yeah, there was a train pot. Great pick.

Much better than the apple slicer. Which, I mean, I use that too. You have an apple slicer? Yeah. Yeah, I got one of those. Yeah. I mean, I don't know how you slice an apple without it. With a knife.

Oh, okay. When I look at this thing, maybe it's not super old fashioned. Yours is like Rusty. I want to see a picture of Mike's at some point. And I want to be blown away where it's like rust all of all. Just imagine that if you one wrong move of your finger, you're off for a tetanus shot. I also hope it's like 10 pounds. It's just, you know, it's made of iron.

You know, just. Tell me whether this is an okay pick. I have plenty to pivot to if it's not. But I feel like a real answer in this draft is books. Oh, that's fine. Not because you don't use an e-reader. It's on actual books. On their phone or on a Kindle or on an electronic iPad.

I'm talking about paper books. Yeah, it's on my list. Okay, all right. So then that is my selection. And it goes and pairs very well with a rocking chair. Hmm. And honestly, Mike, if you want to bring me some tea while I'm sitting in the rocket chair in the book. Piping hot.

I would be. And clean. With a nice vinyl record player behind you. Oh, yeah. Bluetooth and some great music. Slicing apples. All right, Jason, you got two more picks. Oh, man, I got two here.

Your books throws me for a loop because I was... Because I had two picks. I'm going... I wanted to draft a cookbook. But you got books, so I feel like that's a little too... Overlap. Yeah, too much overlap. But I do use, like, an actual cookbook.

Like, it's supposed to just... You don't just go to a website. Sometimes I'll use an internet recipe, but I'll use an internet recipe, but I I love having the actual cookbook where it's like you just have the pages open and it says everything. But you can't increase your font size to 40. You can't do that. But the cookbook is like, here's how you make this thing. You go look it up in the internet.

It's like, it was a warm day on a January 3rd. Oh, I know. And me and my family had just discovered that Uncle John had caught pneumonia. Scroll, scroll, scroll. That's part of the recipe? Oh, bro, it's out of control. You're like, where is the recipe? They want a recipe in a story?

They want a blog. These are like... Really? So true. They're failed writers. And so they've like got to, they have to Trojan horse their blogs into a recipe. These are like the guys describing like fashion pieces in a magazine. And you can't find...

Anyway, it's just three cups of sugar. You can't find like the actual ingredient list. No, you cannot. You think you're done with the website. You're already scrolling past the content. You're scrolling through endless ads. And then after all that, it's like, here's the ingredients. Oh, my God.

I'm so glad you know about this. I've been infuriated. And then because of the ads that they run, because of the ads that they run, sometimes you'll come back to your phone or like refresh the top of the screen again. I can't find these ingredients. So yeah, cookbook is nice. That's not what I drafted because you took books. Okay, gotcha. Just called a tangent. I am going to take, this is something I'm ashamed to say that we use. I'm not proud of this one. I don't like that we use it. I just can't get the misses to. today's technology. We use a wall calendar. Oh, that is so... Yeah. That's old fashioned. It's old fashion. Like, do you write on it? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You want to

see what's going on the wall? Oh, yeah. It's hanging behind... And you flip the months. You flip the months. And you got to look for... Do you... I love it. No, we don't keep them. It's just literally for function. But it's terrible because let's say we're not at the house and you want to know when something is. Why don't you... That's your point.

primary calendar in your phone just walking by the calendar taking a picture on the phone every morning every morning take a snap that's great that's a great it's it i mean it's not it's not great for you but it's great correct correct you picked it all right um man there are i actually have quite a lot of things here um i'm going to go with this one because similar to the vinyl record player it's not the newest technology but it's the best it literally has the best sound. This is an old technology that has been just completely usurped. You can barely even buy them anymore. But it's the only one that works. I'm talking about under the tongue thermometers. Oh. You try to scan my forehead and I can get 22 different temperatures every

time. I'm like, oh, I've got a fever. No, I don't. Okay, I'm 97. I'm dead. I've got 94 degrees. I have purchased 700 thermometers in my last... I believe you. In my last five years. And every time I open that package... All on Instagram. It's just like, no, I'll just go to CVS. I literally went once and I bought like four thermometers at once

because I was so sick of nothing working. And they all tell different temperatures. The only one I trust. The two minutes under the tongue. Put it under your tongue and then it beeps. Oh, it beat. Yeah, yeah. It's not the glass of mercury.

Not quite dead old... That's what I grew up with. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I remember. And it was like, you set the timer for three minutes and you put it under your tongue. It's glass and you wait for the mercury. And they're like, it's always accurate. Yeah, it's always accurate.

And you're at least for me, I got the thermometer in my mouth and they're like, okay, breathe through your nose. And you're like, I'm here because I'm sick. Oh, you can't breathe through my nose. Like, if you breathe through your mouth, it's going to ruin the reading. You're like, I'm so hold my breath three minutes? What are you asking me to do? Can I put the thermometer in my nose? All right, sir.

through my mouth. Bindover. All right. That is, that's a funny pick. I like it. I'm trying to decide if I want to go with a package deal here. I've got the rocking chair. I got the book.

Just make a whole scene. I feel like I'm going to make a scene probably inside of cottage. And so why not combine this with an old-fashioned thing that I still use? It's a quilt. All right. It's a quilt. All right. Very old-fashioned.

Sure, man. Yeah. a quilt. I feel like those don't feel as nice. No, they don't. We've upgraded the technology. Why do you still use a quilt? It's there. Okay. You use a quilt because you have a quilt. To be clear, the reason you have a quilt is somebody made it for you. That's true. Oh. And if they made a for you, yeah, and you use it forever because it's the quilt someone made for you. Well, hopefully their love keeps you warm. It's not an Amazon. Because the quilt's not doing it. You know, it's not some Amazon like You're not buying quilts on Amazon.

No. You're getting them made for you. Clilts only matter when they're made for you. That's all I'm saying. Okay, that's fair. And so the love keeps you warm, not all the holes in the quilt. That's where you get this handmade quilt that you love and you hang it and then you get a fur blankie. And then you're like, this is what I'm wearing.

There are some blankets that are too hot, though, man. I would agree with that. Some of this technology that comes out, they're really, if you fall asleep under it, you're done. Dude, everything's too hot. I'm just, t-shirts, you know, underpants. Underpants. Everything is always too hot. I've never met a blanket that's cold enough.

We just went up to, hopefully you're okay that I show this. We were up at the cabin. Mm-hmm. And Jason made us a wonderful dinner. Thank you. It's very 75 degrees outside. He's chefing it up. And we're wearing only the, the, no, not just the, no, it wasn't, you know,

it was much more appropriate dinner than they. that but he gets done and again 75 outside very nice there's a hot it's hot to make dinner right like when you cook sure and we get outside and we look and jason has he looks like normal jason except for one specific thing yep both his ears are redder than anything i've ever seen in my life they're basically purple he's basically purple ears and we looked it up and it's a product of like overheating in high altitude yeah i was at high altitude and I was super hot. And it was actually comforting to read that because otherwise you had something going on.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know why I get so hot. You know, it's like a lot of people go, oh, I run hot. And every time I hear like, oh, I run hot, I go, no, you don't. I sprint hot. You don't know what that means. The inside of me is, you know, my, like I, a fever for me is 202. That's when I know I've actually gone up.

All right, Mike, two picks. Okay. how old-fashioned is old-fashioned is the question older than an apple slicer okay all right are you getting into a target right now well a lot of you're getting a record player at target uh i won't take it then but i was to say like because i use a wired mouse that feels um no i there are there are that allowable i think i think how old is it uh it's got two buttons that's good enough Old fashioned. Two buttons only and plugged in.

Wow. Oh, yeah. Guys. Did you have to get an adapter to plug it in? I probably. Then it's old fashion. Probably because, look, I use a wired mouse too, but like a gaming mouse and stuff. Wireless mouse is just, is so much problems.

Like, it breaks all time, disconnects, got to recharge it. And so am I allowed to take that? Yeah. All right. Great. I'm going to take that one. Please make it wired two button. mouse for my sake because that is an entertaining clock it's not it's it's it's a laser it's not an

actual mouse ball oh man I forgot about that uh and that's right there used to be yeah a little ball under the mouse that you moved around and it would get little dust would get in there and you'd have to like take the ball out and blow it out all right and then the last one I don't use it all the time but I have had to use it a few times because look I'm I'm a sneaker guy sometimes you get and they're a little bit too tight. You got to put the old, you got to put the shoe stretcher in there, man. There's a shoe stretcher? There is a shoe stretcher, and it looks like it came straight from Geppetto's warehouse.

Yeah, I know. This thing looks like, it's a, it looks like a doll's foot, and then you're cranked. You have these two different cranks. It makes them longer? It can make them wider. Or even taller and everything? Yeah, you can make it, you can make a little bit longer and a little bit wider. Kind of feel like I need one of these.

If you, brother, you got a couple pairs of shoes that are a little too tight. You got a toe box. that's too tight. I got something that's going to make a old-fashioned solution for you. I have a hat stretcher that also looks like Geppetto sold it to me. It's just like a piece of metal. A hat stretcher? Yeah, it's got two curved pieces of wood.

Mike needs that. Yeah. You guys have solutions for each other. That's why this is a no fitted hat. It's a, there's a bolt in the middle and you test it and you leave it in there. I literally think that the shoe stretcher that you're talking about, Mike, I'm not making a joke when I say

It seems like that was invented when you couldn't just go by whatever size you want Who made shoes? What was the name of the cobbler? Cobbler. Yeah, you'd go to your local cobbler. No apple anywhere to be found. How did that end up? I make shoes.

You are the cobbler. Oh, and that's why they're cobblestones is because are the shoes the cobbler? The shoes must be the cobbler. Well, then where's Apple Cobbler coming from? They used the shoes to smush the apples. They might have. No. I think there's a chance.

I'm looking this up. Which one? I'm on the apple cobbler. Trades that, this is Wikipedia. Trades that engage in shoemaking have included the cord wainers and cobbler's trades. The term cobbler was originally used pejoratively to indicate that someone did not know their craft. Oh, man. Oh, that man doesn't make shoes.

these little cobbler. And then in the 18th century, it was a term for those who repaired shoes. Trying to have them. But did not know enough to make them. Oh, okay. You could repair it.

You couldn't make them. Gotcha. The origin of the name cobbler for Apple Cobbler is from 1859. It may be related to the archaic word cobbler, meaning wooden bowl. Okay. So wood is a part. Wooden shoes, wooden bowls? Yep.

Okay. We're on to something. All right. I don't use wooden shoes anymore. That's not my pick. I have a final selection or the term may be due to the topping having the visual appearance of cobbled stone pathway

they have no idea of the other it could like let me throw out some guesses that's what the internet is us all right this seems like is it sourced and you click on it someone's guess I made that up all right

my final pick Rocking chair books quilt this one i'm going to go a little different direction i also have 15 more left so it's hard to narrow it down i can't wait to talk about our leftovers um yeah me too man i'm gonna go with glass soda bottles like glass soda oh yeah i don't know the best way to write that out you can figure it out but like having soda in a glass bottle is old fashion we call that extra classic in our house yeah extra class yeah you if you want a classic coke bottles or whatever if you want a Coca-Cola Extra Classic. That means it comes in a glass bottle.

And you guys buy those? Sometimes. Rarely. I mean, taste better. They do taste better, but diabetes, you know. Yeah. Tastes worse. Jason, one final pick for you.

Well, speaking of taste, and the most old-fashioned thing I still use is an old-fashioned to me. Wait. Whatever, man. Whatever. I knew he was going to do. I knew he was going to do it. I knew he'd do it.

When I saw the most old fashioned draft, I'm like, yeah, that's it. But he's got it. It's fine. Okay. That's fine. He's dumb. I do not care. But when it was named, was it a drink that had been passed down from generations?

And they're like, well, this is an old fashioned drink. Or did someone just say they made it? And then they immediately called it old fashioned. I think it was how Graham Papsies used to make his cocktail. And this is an old fashioned recipe. and then it just became that recipe. It's like it's an old fashion. I mean, I think an old fashion is the right pick

because it says it's an evolution of a whiskey cocktail which was simply whiskey sugar, bitters, and water and was served as early as 1800. That is old. Wow. That is a really, actually good pick. That is old because I was expecting you, like, well, at a dive bar in 1984.

Someone created an old fashioned. From what I'm seeing, an old fashion was originally, 1806 they made it And back then they called it a bittered sling They called it a modern A bitter sling And then they swapped it to old-fashioned

A present time Yeah In 1880 They just called it a drink Would you like a drink? And then later they had to say I would like an old-fashioned You're like I want what they drank back then

Oh old-fashioned Yes No I thought that be your number one pick It would have been I'm surprised it didn't come back around You tried to slip it in late That's what I was saying. That would have been my 101, but, you know, I knew I could get it at the end of the draft.

All right. So we're talking about that list of extras. Yep. How much time does it have? I thought you might take straight razor shave. I don't use that. Oh, okay. You could have because I'm an electric razor.

But when you go to a barber, don't they straight razor? Yeah, that's true. They use a straight razor. Razor has touched my face since I was 16. Wow. You had an accident? Yeah. I almost died.

There was an accident and I said, this is dumb. Why are people using these? I'm blitzing these so I can get out of the way. Homemade ice cream maker. Oh, yeah, yeah. Handwritten letters. Sure. Cast iron cookware.

I use it. Trains. You don't use trains. I know, I don't use. Not really, but I'd like to. Glasses. Yeah. I think glasses are a little bit old fashion.

They're old. I mean, I have them. Classic cars, analog watches, Polaroid camera. Anti-furniture. And sitting around the campfire. I heard anti-furniture. Like, my auntie's furniture use it all the time. I have Facebook.

Oh, my God. Feels like a real old-fashioned thing that people still use. That's a great bit. A checkbook. Oh, yeah. But you don't use it, do you? From time to time, I have to. These stupid companies that, oh my gosh, it's really up where the cabin is.

It's the 3% fee. Some companies don't want that 3% fee. It's like, I don't want to write you a check and then find a postage stamp. Oh, that would have been a good one. You have to mail it in. I got a medical bill the other day. And like, you know, you're going through your junk mail. It's all junk mail.

And then there was like, I owe $25 to, I don't even remember some blood draw or something. And it was like, usually there's like, go pay it here. This, the only way to pay it is to write a check and put it in a mail. And I don't have stamps. I don't own stamps. I got to go buy stamps. Yeah, it's absurd. Surred and then or you could use you could use a visa here's how they've got a little box on that

where you can write your visa number in and mail them your visa number unbelievable puzzles uh all right I like those and a shoehorn yeah yeah I use every day that's I had wooden spoons oh yeah uh postcards and I use postcards no no it's just that's why I didn't taking uh post it notes i thought andy might go with some posted notes i feel like those aren't old fashioned at all oh something's never go out of notes have got to be selling in big numbers these days but it doesn't mean they're not old fashioned okay that's fair i mean that's but i think post notes are really they got the spiral they got the cutting edge still coming out that it's just you don't use post the notes i do oh okay no i don't they're old fashion yeah again at target

though down the street what post the notes yeah with the apple slicing sure and books with everything on our list and vinyl record player and glass coke bottle all right unfair criticism moving on what did we learn today

I learned that there are not jumping sharks in Lake Michigan which for a moment in time I thought maybe there were well Jason taught me the Greek or the Latin origins of the word repercussions that I trust implicitly. Don't forget about rama kinification.

Yes, yes. And no one knows why it's called Apple Cobbler. Yeah. No one knows. But you can take your best guess. That'll do it for today, Spitballers. Thank you to everybody listening. Catch you next time.

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