Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Sauce Pants & The Coolest Jobs - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: September 22, 2025

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What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Roasted! For those of you not watching on YouTube, first of all, watch on YouTube. I had no idea what was going on. I still don't. Yeah. Why did I get roasted?

You got the camera on you for the camera. That was Andy Scat. Good job, my man. So he told Al to put the camera on me. Not me. I had no idea. So this was between Jason and Josh. Yeah. Oh, and then you did an impression of my voice and it sounded like a little baby.

Ah. Oh, man. He's coming up with new ways to avoid the scat. Guys, that was hilarious. Thank you, man. I mean, I really. The people are going to think that was so funny. Such a good gag.

So it kind of let you down when I had my eyes closed and was just relaxing. You were in on that? No, no, no, no. Josh was not in on this. Someone was in on it. Josh was the creator of this. Oh, yeah, Josh's being exposed here. Josh, this was your idea?

Maybe. Yeah, yeah. He came and said. But Jason went with it right away. Sure. I was like, yeah. We'll do that. That gets me out of a scat.

Oh, my goodness. Well, I, for one, feel really roasted. Thank you. What a gag. What in the world? Because the people out there that were watching thought it was me. Right. And that was my voice.

Exactly. As Andy is completely reclined nowhere near his microphone. Al Borland said that he could not figure out why Josh went to Andy's camera but once you explained it for 40 seconds it was so funny. Yeah, exactly. Huh. Welcome into the spitballers.

I'm sorry, everybody. Andy, Mike and Jason, would you rather? That's a great question. And, I mean, that's like, that's up there with like April Fool's joke. It's just so funny. It's so good. We are drafting the coolest jobs today.

Um, okay, here we go. Would you rather? Lauren from the website, Would you rather your kids be mutants and attend Xavier's Institute? Okay, so there's... Professor X. This is superpowered beings.

Okay. Be wizards and attend Hogwarts. Okay. Or be completely normal, but have Mrs. Frizzle as their teacher. Oh. Oh, a magic school bus. Right, but that's the loser of the bunch. That's definitely the not in the conversation here.

Well, hold on, hold on. Do you think the frizzle students get real bored real quick? Like, it's like, all right, the first day, they're like, we're going into the human body as a tiny school bus. And then the second day, they're like, guess what we're doing again? And then they're like, come on, man. I do not. I think once they get into real life, like, this sucks.

Oh, compared to you. We had a magic school bus and we could go anywhere. I think you could mess these kids up if we're being honest. Yeah, it would be a little bit traumatic. Good air filtration on the school bus. Is that what we've learned? Oh, man, I hope it's a hep of filter in there because that's, you're inside a human body. There can't be, I mean, the temperatures also in the, like the stomach acid.

There's a lot of, good, there's a lot of dangerous places inside the body. I'm starting to think it's magical. The magic school bus? Oh, yeah. That one? Now the, I got, man. It's going to surprise you, but I got some questions, guys. It does not surprise me, but go on.

on let me answer them so my child's a mutant i'm not a mutant correct and you're also a muggle in the situation okay so my child is a wizard and i am non-magic person thank you nerd now do the does um these are good questions do the muggles do they know their kid is a wizard and like how how does that work yeah well what happens is if you are a muggle yeah and your kid is a wizard an owl will show up at your door when they basically turn 11 and give you an invitation to the wizarding school. Sure, but I thought in this world, people were, you can't let people know that wizards are real. It's not a, that's not a hard and fast rule. That's just how they live.

They don't tell people about themselves, but it's not like a law. You can't, you don't tell people about it. And if you get caught using magic in the real world, you're in trouble. Correct. That sounds like they don't want people to know that wizards are. Real. It's just on the DL. You know what I mean?

It's not super common knowledge. They just want it to be a little hush, hush. When I put something on the DL, it's because I don't want people to know about it. Right. So I think we're saying the same thing. Andy's nodding along. I think that's fair. And I think.

Because that, look, that matters. Now, you could tell, I mean, are you bragging in either of these situations? The mutants don't really brag either because they're like, people look down on mutants. People hate mute. That's where I was asking the questions. You can't really be like, you know, you see your friends. neighbors and you're like, oh, what's your son up to? In either situation, you can't really say, I mean, you could say, yeah, he's in Ms. Frizzles class and they just went into the human

body again, but you can't tell them that they're mutants or they'll be persecuted. And you can't tell them that they're wizards because you break the code. You break the code. So you're not bragging on the kid. That's not an element. Like, which one is more beneficial for your family? Well, as a child, okay, pre-18, the mutant can still use mutant powers in life. Yes. Right? They're at home and all of a sudden, it's like, I need to get something from way up there on the top shelf. And they're like, check out my stretchy arm and then they go grab it.

Why did you, why the 18 year old? Because to Mike's point about the wizards not being able to use magic in the muggle world, wizards can. It's underage wizards, Mike. Underage wizards cannot use it at home. So it's like once you're allowed, you're old enough to vote. You're not trying to do it in the regular world anyways, though. Well, no, you're not trying to do it. But you could.

Yeah, my point is my child. This is a situation about our children. My child, if I'm like, hey, magic me down from the top shelf. Right. In both situations, the mutant and the wizard is getting him something from the top shelf. Did you notice this is his biggest problem? I want an apples to apples comparison here. The biggest problem is he needs.

Do you have a lot of stuff up high that you can't reach? My shelves are so tall, Mike. I need a ladder for my shelves. So this is a tough one. And I don't, you know, I think I want to go the wizard route because I could, maybe I could get an invite. Maybe I'd be able to go. Maybe they'd bring me in. To Hogwarts?

Yeah. I'm sure you, I'm sure you wouldn't be barred. I just feel like I'd rather go to a magical world and the, we don't know the institute is not a magical world. Or non-magical people allowed in? I think they're allowed in. It just never happened in the canon, Mike. We don't know for sure. That sounds like they're not allowed in.

No, it's just why. They can clean the grounds and janitorial staff, I'm sure. Yeah, they've got squibs there. Are you worried about the war? Between the people? The wizards, they got to go fight the dark wizards. You think mutants aren't at war? They're both at.

I mean, they're both at war, so that's a walk. I want to go to a magical world. There is no magical world in the Xavier's Institute universe. I want my kid to grow up right, and Xavier is going to teach them the right way. They could be in Slytherin if they go to Hogwarts and be taught bad things, dark magic.

So no, I'm taking the mutant. All Slytherin aren't bad though. No, but they're actually like there's some good Slytherin. But all bad are from Slytherin. That's true. And Magneto does recruit people from Xavier's Institute. He finds him. What a nerd.

This guy. Yeah, nerd. It's not even real. Mike, final answer for you. And of course, Papa Joss says don't slander's Slytherin like that. Let me guess. You were Slythering when you played the video game. Yeah. I feel like you were so Slytherin, it hurts.

You got to go with Wizard because there's some of the mutations out there, like that's going to be a real tough life. Mike is real tough. You know, once they are of Al Borland is a Hufflepuff. Al Borland's a Hufflepuff. Not a jiggly pop. I will say this. The practical applications of your average mutant and wizard is far better for the wizard.

Yes. Because the wizard could basically do anything. Yes. You can, some are better, but you can all essentially do. If you're not one of the, the OP mutants, you know what I mean? You might just be able to change your skin blue or something. Right. Like, who cares?

What a weird mutant. Man, I'm going to take, I'm switching. Okay. I'm switching. want a practical power here for my children. All right. I will raise them to not be bad. Good. Yeah. Put that on you. David

from Patreon, would you rather have... Okay. Would you rather have to lick each individual bite of food before you're allowed to eat it? Just give a little taste. Or have all your drinks be frozen and have to lick them to consume them. No way. I mean... That one's out. That'll take so long.

It would... It would just be so... impractical. I feel like you could die of like dehydration because you can't get enough liquid fast enough from licking frozen something. You need to

you need a glass of water. You've got to lick ice for an hour. Like if you were like really dying of starvation, you're in a desert and you finally make your way out and someone hands you like a block of ice. Are you, will that save you?

It will save you, yeah. No bite. Yeah You'll be able to But it's going to take forever The other one The other one is disgusting Why is it disgusting?

Why is it disgusting? Why is it disgusting? Because you look like a lizard person Why you're going to eat in your fancy dinner You're going to lick it every time in front of the In front of your guests? I feel like I could do I mean it doesn't It doesn't mean I have to lick each one like a lollipop

Yes it does I just taste it first You lick a lollipot? You lick a lollip Different than regular licks? Yeah A lollipop is like, you know, the classic big round, flat lollipop and you're like, you know, the big one. Yeah, that's how you have to lick. It's a lolley.

I mean, if I've got. Tongue out, lick. If I've got a fork and on the end of that fork is a little piece of chicken. Yeah. You got to lick it. Like a lolly. I'm not doing a big old swipe. It's not a tongue tap.

It's not as the beep. It's a, it's a lick. You can't tongue tap this thing? No, it's a lick. If somebody told you to lick a lollipop and you. tongue touched it, that would not be a lick. No. If, they'd be like, what are you doing, weirdo? Here's the thing. All of our

jibber jabber. All of our jibber jibber, I thought I could tongue tap. I apologize. Trying to break the rules. This is a serious business. But also, we're looking for a lick. The tongue tap is darn near irrelevant in this because of how insane having to drink everything from frozen by

licking. If this was, you have to take everything that you're going to eat and you have to put it in your hands and roll it around and then eat it. or lick all your liquids from frozen I would still take the you have to take your food off the plate put it in your pocket for 10 minutes and take it out and eat it I would choose that

you would still choose that I'm not going to drink all my liquids by licking frozen that's no that's no liquid the rest of your life you have to take your food they bring you the food at the restaurant you have to pour it out on the ground you have to stomp it with your feet then you have to pick it up put on your plate I'm licking water I'm out of ice I mean there's a limit

I like the idea of the pocket food because I mean imagine hour later, you're like, oh, man. Dude, you could pre-coat your pocket. Oh, pocket fries. You could pre-coat your pocket with like a sauce. Oh, now you're talking. Now it's an aujou. You know what I mean? You're going to

have to line it with plastic first, otherwise it'll, you know, cause problems in the claw. You're going to want big jingo pockets. Oh, leather pants, nice. You could do some things with, if you've got a pocket food. Yeah, mustard on the left. Oh, ketchup on the right, mustard on the left?

Eat a hot dog? I would not do back pockets, but... No, no, no, you still got to sit. Oh, I forget my barbecue sauce was back there. Oh, man. Sauce pants. No, no, no, no, no. I don't know.

So we got that one figured out. Spots pants. Brady from the website, you are riding your bike down the road. Would you rather have a small insect flying to your eye? Hate that. Or fly into your mouth. Okay. Or flying to your nose.

Oh, I hate that. Or flying to your ear. Oh, this is easy. What's the preferred insect destination? Gotta go ear. I'm thinking mouth. Okay. Have I ever told the story of the bug in my mouth?

No. But do tell. This is many, many moons ago. I am quite a young lad. I am up in Minnesota. I am visiting the grandparents. They have a cabin. If Minnesota is a very beautiful.

very lush. There's some bugs out there, though. They got the bugs. It's green. Yes. Yeah, very green. It rains. And I don't, I'm not completely clear what happened, but I'm running up a driveway. You know, I'm probably seven or eight years old. Just having a good time. Just running up. Horse fly straight into my mouth. Like, dies on my tongue. And I have to, like I said, I don't, it doesn't make full. but I had to pull a bug out and then I had and then there was like some wing left over oh and I then had to get off of my tongue as well they're just running you run with the real do you run with a pretty open mouth what had you ate or drink prior to this fly that massacred the fly in such a way again I just finished drinking bleach that his flag goes in my mouth I don't know it was its final wing flap yeah I don't know if there's something about just it got so saturated this must have been traumatizing it I I remember it very, very well of this gigantic fly flew in my mouth, and it was awful.

But this question says that it's a small insect. And so to me, you know those, we've all had them. That one was big. Yeah, exactly. You said a massive horsefly. We've all had that insect that you can't even really see, but you just hear it by your ear. Yeah. I feel like in your ear, I'm trying to think about how I would get rid of the bug in all

of these places. Right. The ear, all your efforts to get a bug out of your ear are pushing it in. Pushing it in and squishing it. Awful. Same with your nose. Oh, awful. But I guess your nose you can blow so you can get it out with an exit velocity. Right. You're not factoring in the bike though. The eye, the eye filters itself. Oh, the eye is the worst of all of it. Oh, is it? You're on a bike going like 15 miles an hour, dude? It doesn't come. It doesn't come out of your eye. It lives there forever. I feel like it gets washed out. This pays rent and everything yeah it's gonna it's gonna raise a family got in your eye and then it's now it's under your lid small sidebar that that put yourself in mike situation you just ran

up the driveway okay the fly flew in your mouth you have two options which is worse you quickly swallow the fly okay or perhaps you'll die or you get to chew the fly three chews and spit which would you rather do quickly swallow or chew to spit quickly swallow okay i will forget about it quicker Do you see that coming out the other end? I'm a choo-choo-ch-ch-ch-ch-train this. You're going to chew it? Ch-choo-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-pit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then you got, like, you got to pick your teeth out. Yeah, it'll take a few. It'll take a few. But then I don't have to, like, whatever, you know, eat a frog and. I feel like if I... To kill the frog. Yeah.

I feel like if you actually... Give me a frog! Somebody! Hurry! If you swallow it really quickly, like, almost involuntarily, that's how I'm seeing this. Like, the insect comes in your mouth and it's just like, oh, oh my gosh. oh my gosh i just swallowed a bug yeah it's surprising and it wasn't my fault it wasn't like i was like oh i gotta fly in my mouth only one way to get rid of this so gulp so you do you think

the eye is the worst i do think the eye is i think the nose is pretty rotten though i agree completely it's it's between the ear and the mouth as in what you'd prefer i feel like you have the most control i think the mouth's the answer it sounds so gross but i really think it's the If you weren't traumatized as a kid with a horsefly in your mouth, then I think that most people would say... Who among us hasn't had that happen? A small enough bug, and size does matter here. Size does matter.

If this was a giant horsefly, I can't do the mouth. It's just too... Okay. Too much food. All right. Rusty from Patreon, would you rather receive $2 for every French fry you eat per day? Oh, man. I'm gonna be rich.

or $1 for every pushup you do per day Well, this is just Do it again, do it again? Two bucks for every french fry Or $1 for every pushup Look, if you eat the French fries And you get the $2, you're still allowed to do pushups And if you do the pushups for a dollar

You're not going to want to do them after all them fries No The fries are going to make you lazy Yeah, but how many like What do you consider a good amount of fries per day That's not shortening in your life? Any fries per day shortening your life? probably probably but i won't think about it like that like if i had one small fry every day i'm

not sitting there feeling like i'm killing myself i am that's two bucks i mean how many how many pushups are you really pulling off a day like a hundred pushups well no this is two bucks for every french fry so i figure a small fry how many fries are in a small fry maybe 25 30s yeah let's talk yeah let's let's try to guess that and then we'll have al tell us the answer a small fry for mcdonalds i'm to put at 26 fries. I'm, I'll take 37. I'm going, I'm going over 40. Okay. In a small

fry? Twenty-six seems like too few. You're right. It does seem too few. Yeah, I mean, these aren't, these aren't Red Robin steak fries. No, these are McDonald's fries. I'm going to know how many are in a small. I'm sure Al's already got that figured out. I'm seeing somewhere between 30 and 40. Okay. So Jason, I mean, we should

always trust the greatest guesser of all time. Jason probably nailed it. So an X, if I put down an Excel fry. Number one. XL is probably a double that, right? I'm having it a great time. Yeah, it's delicious. Oh, it's got to be more double.

Probably 100 fries. Do they still, $200 a XL? Does McDonald's still have like the J? Like the super size meal? The real, real big fry? I don't think so. Look, every place should have fries that come inside of a, like a 32 ounce cup. Yes.

Oh, really? Cup fries are go to be able to put it in my cup holder. Cup fries are great. Yeah, I want to eat them in the car. Let's just say you ate 50 fries a day, a little more, a little more than a small. That's $100 bucks a day to eat delicious french fries. Now, alternatively, if you want $100 a day, you've got to do 100 pushups. It's not that bad.

It's not that bad. It's not that bad. And it's a motivation for push-ups. Right. You probably do more than that. Because when you get done with your 100, you're like, man, I can probably do 20 more for 20 more bucks. Yeah. And you want to know what gets easier over time?

Push-ups. And the problem is, is you can eat a large french fry for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and then it's $600 a day. Yeah, the downside here. French fries. The downside. Money. Money. More money. Like, let's say something bad happens. Or let's not make it bad. Let's say you want a new car. You know? But you don't want any old car. Right. You want that $100,000 car. Okay. We want the big one. Your fastest path is fries, my friends. Fries for sure. If it was like I need to make $10,000 today.

Yeah. I can't do 10,000 push-ups. Literally, it's impossible. It'd be nice to start every day with the choice. Oh, every day of Friday? Or is it a push-up day? Oh, man. Do we know the fry count on an X-L? Do we have that out?

About 130. Disappointing. Not enough. How many fries could you eat in a day? Because I said I can't do 10,000 push-ups. Could I eat 10,000 fries in a day? 10,000? I guess I only need to eat 5,000 to make 10.

Okay, 5,000 fries, though. It sounds like it's... Wait, but you said you want 100 grand. Isn't that 50,000? Well, yeah, yeah. I don't need to make it on a day. You know what I mean? I can buy this car next month. I just want to get there as quick as possible.

If you cut the fry and half, do you get four bucks? No, man. It's making sure. No, but the small ones count. Yeah. Because if they're made that way... You're going to Freddy's, for sure. You go on them little... If you go to Freddy's, you could take care of that in more.

Yeah, you only get Canadian dollars then. What's the... rate right now. The exchange rate of Canadian? Yeah, is a Canadian dollar worth more or less? It's always less. Is it? That's why I choose to believe.

All right, I'm on it. Yeah, I mean, there's people want to know. The current exchange rate. It's always less. It's worth about 73 cents right now. Yeah, it's always less. America. Golly.

All right. We've exhausted all of these things. But we didn't answer. I'm taking the push-ups. I'm going to eat some French breakfasts. All right, we'll take a break. We'll be back with that. That's a great question.

All right. We are into our next segment, Joel, from the website. This is a big one. And I haven't read any of these. So it's time to answer these great questions. My spouse and I have been debating about a common parking conundrum. Important. And we need your help to solve this.

When you're going to park between two cars and one or both of the cars are not centered between the parking lines, is it more acceptable to center yourself between the two cars to give everybody equal room, getting out, or try to center within the parking lines as much as possible to make it easier for later cars? I have a very quick an answer in my head I wonder if we're all the same I would imagine we're all the same because we're all

reasonable human beings and there's only one reasonable thing that would be done I believe that is to park within the lines you are unreasonable oh my gosh you park on the lines if the guy you ruin all the people all the way the rest of the day

no the guy who parked on the line ruined it the guy who is already parked over as soon as How are they getting in their car if I don't give them room? That's not my problem. I have the lines, Mike. It's your problem when they ding your door. That's their problem.

No, that's your car's new problem. Yeah, I can agree with that, but I'm also on Andy's side. Wait, wait, so you're telling me, hold on, time out, time out. You're telling me that it. People put, people put magnets on the fridges. Oh, dude, I've got a story there. Jason has. Dude, I have so many magnets on my fridge.

I have so, I've got magnet cups. I got like... What, you already did? I already did. Oh, you already did? I already did. Okay, I thought this was like payback from the family that heard the episode. No, no.

I went home and you're surrounded by magnets. Oh, no. To be fair. So I've got... You really made fun of people with magnets. I've got a like a garage refrigerator. And so it's that one. So it's not the one in my kitchen, which is where I was thinking about it.

Which is not magnetic, though. Right. It's not magnetic. But I realize if it was, you know, It would be covered My kitchen would be a lot uglier I love it So wait

Where was that? So you thought I'd be definitive We're all human beings I thought we'd be on the same page Mike and I both We're trying to park in the lines Because we want to set the rest of the day up well For the parking lot

Exactly And when that person leaves You're the idiot thing Yeah because I'm going to come out That car is going to be gone And I'm going to Someone else is going to be looking at my park job Yes

And going Who is this clown So when I park like that I do have the thought process He leaves a note It wasn't me No, no, I have the thought process of I hope I'm gone before them. I don't want to look like the only one.

But the odds are that you won't because they were there before you. Maybe. I mean, you don't know where I'm going. Don't tell me how long I can stay someplace. I can stay someplace really long. I'm quick in and out, brother. Don't judge me. You don't even know what store I'm going to.

Um, anyways. Sorry. Thank you. I will. Yeah. You're barely in there. You're barely in there. You're barely in the store.

Honestly, I'm going to be a lot quicker now that I've parked on the line. I'm hustling in the grocery store. Get a move on, kids. I parked on the line. So are you trying to actually perfectly equidistant between the two cars then, regardless of the lines? I will never go over the line. Like if it, let's say, I just want to lay this out. Okay.

I'm going to the parking spot and the, and the car to the right is on the line. Okay. They're on the line facing, you know, towards me. I will park as close to the line On the left side Inside the line But I will park as close over there To give them room

And to make sure that I have room If it was on the flip side That's not so bad I think that's a really reasonable thing to do Because then when people leave You're still in the line And they're just like this guy just kind of rushed it If they're over I won't park there

From what I've noticed Is that there was a time period where both the roads and parking spots were much closer together. Oh, yeah. So if you go back in time, any neighborhoods built, you know, in the 50s or something like that or before, really tiny spots, really tiny roads. Yeah, I mean, last summer, we went to, we went to Europe and it's like, well, yeah, the Europeans got their own thing going on.

But it's because. Is it tinier cars? Oh, yeah, it has to be. Like, we don't export. Now we're in like freaking cyber trucks and Hummer. But it's not that. Like, you mean, think about, you know, when people would do Sunday drives, they're driving behemoth. They're driving boats around.

That is true. They would drive the, like, giant. The Cadillacs. But on average. On average. It's better parkers? No, it's not better parkers. It's gotten bigger.

Here's a perfect example. Toyota Corolla, just a classic sedan. The corollas are bigger? Oh, my gosh. My first car was a Toyota Corolla. that thing was a size of a shoebox so the people got bigger people got bigger and they're like they don't fit in there anymore we got to size this up that's how old theaters are too oh for sure theaters theaters yes they were like made for people when they were normal size oh man the i think we're much bigger than that this before but like the richard rogers that one in particular in new york that's where hamilton is and so it's an old theater i was the i mean i strategically sat on the end of a row and it saved my life at that theater I don't fit. I don't fit.

No, normal people don't fit. And I'm talking with, like hips. My hips are too big. I don't know. It's so uncomfortable. It's like you're at a children's elementary school class. If we went. That's not a joke.

I believe that if we went back in time 100 years, we could just dominate. We would be giants. We would dominate. We're so much bigger and stronger. Oh, you're saying all the people now you transport back. Their bones are smaller. They would look at us like we're the nephalum. Like we're like a freaking gigantic.

You could push people over without even. breaking a sweat. Oh my gosh. You'd be like or size. You'd be like the mountain from Game of Thrones to them.

Exactly. Which shout out to the casting team. So were they super tiny? Shout out to the casting team of Game of Thrones. Yeah. For the mountain. Did you see the mountain?

The actor that played the mountain. Oh yeah. He's a world record. Literally broke the record for most weight lifted. Like 1100. Yeah. Like 1100 pounds.

It's like he. I think that's how they found him. Yeah. I think they went and they found it. That was not an inverse thing. They found a world's strongest man. He was already doing that. Well,

they did a, I'm just giving him a shout out for doing it. He didn't size up for the role in this. He's like, you know what, I'm pretty good at this thing. I think I'm going to get into this competitive weightlifting. Okay. His name is the mountain, man. All right. Um, but anyways. That makes a lot more sense. I thought this actor was like, dude, I'm shredded. This was a, this was an Arnold thing of they were like, ooh, Arnold, your gigantic, you should be a superhero. Maybe we should be looking for more actors that are weightlifers. We should eat less food. Um, so, uh, I don't know, I'm getting two bucks a fry. I think we. I think we. I think we. know, I think Jason's not quite a cycle now that you're willing to be in. So you never go on the line on purpose to even. Ever, ever, ever. If I, if I get out of a car. Rule number one, the lines, rule number two, the cars are out. Rule number one is find a different parking spot. I'm not getting

involved in this disaster. Yes, that is true. But sometimes there's no other spot. Is there a situation where you would park on the line and be like, oh, that sucks? Too bad. I'm out of the car and leave? Maybe if it was super far away from anybody else. Oh, well, sure.

Sure, yeah. I mean, then you could, I'm just saying in a busy parking lot, like, would you ever accept a bad... Yes, one situation. Okay. The wife's pregnant. We're running inside the hospital. Okay. Not what you wanted to hear. I mean, anybody would accept that. I was going to say diarrhea, but... Well, I'm just... Obviously, some people out there, this question wouldn't exist. When he has diarrhea at a target, it quickly parks on the line to go inside and wreck the bathroom.

When... I'll drive into the store. And leap out. Like, there's an emergency. I'm doing something. I'm doing something. Obviously people, some people out there are okay parking on a line. There are people out there. I mean, to be fair, I park on a line every day here, but that's just because I get two spots. If you arrested everybody that parked on a line and threw them into jail for life. Right to jail. The rest of society would definitely incidentally be better. I agree. Because there's just no way that that. Oh, there's a Venn diagram.

Yes. of people who are willing to park on lines and other things they're willing to get away. There are a handful of things in life where you'd be like, don't judge a book by his cover. Yes, judge it right by that cover. Yeah. If you judge it by the cover, society gets better.

Which is exactly why I cannot overcompensate and be the guy on the line. That's right. Oh, because then you are judge. Oh. Yes. Whoa. So that's a hole in your theory.

You're judging them for what they did. And it's like, this was the only way I could fit in this spot because the other car was here. Yeah, but see, we don't want people like you that, give in to others. Yeah, peer pressure.

We want you in jail. We want you in jail. Right to jail. Eden from Patreon. Why do we drink sodas and cocktails over ice, but juice is never served with ice despite being consumed cold? This is a great question. Like milk. You want milk freezing cold.

But not ice. You put milk on ice. You're a psychoan. I would never do that. It's sociopathic behavior. So they're talking about like if you get apple juice, orange juice, cranberry juice, that never comes with ice. No, no, it never does.

And it's not worse with ice. No, those ones. Milk is crazy. It has to do. Orange juice. Do I have orange juice? No, you never have it with ice. No.

No. It's a water down factor. Yeah, it's the, we're okay watering down our soda, though. We're okay watering down soda because it's still really good. I think the reason is because if you drink, say, room temperature apple juice, that's good. It is. If you get a, the little, the little kid carton of apple juice. It's not good.

Oh, I'm not saying it's as good. Right. But it's, it is good. Apple juice is good, just room temperature. It's good. It's not as good. It's just a carbonation thing? But if you drink a room temperature soda, like, I can't do it.

It's, it's awful. It's, it's bad. It's a totally different. I think of it, like, a soda, carbonated. Most cocktails have some sort of, I guess there's some that are just juice. Yeah, there's a lot of just juice. I mean, it's just... Yeah, but there's a cocktail with juice.

What's weird is the cocktail gets watered down too. The what? The cocktail gets watered down, and we accept it because we want the temperature to be nice. We often do the frozen mugs or the frozen glasses to try to minimize that. Yeah, that's why you get a big block ice in some cocktails or the sphere because it dilutes slower. Root beer's one. Root beer's one where they try to take the ice out of it and give you it in a frozen mug. Yeah, because that is a...

quality enough soda where they don't want it to be ruined. It's about the quality of the liquid. Now, technically you could build a soda from a syrup perspective to always compensate for a certain amount of ice. I'm sure they do. That probably is what they do. That probably is what they do. Did soda make some sort of deal with ice?

Probably. Oh, I'll bet they own ice. I mean, because it's... I'm going to buy... I'd like to buy ice. What do you mean, sir? All of it. I just saying, like, we often go back. and you find out things that are paired in your brain.

You're like, oh, someone made a business decision 50 years ago, and that's just now how we think of it. Yeah, I'm on it. I want to find out of it. Like cereal and milk companies or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like let's see who owns Ready Ice. You know what I mean?

Oh, it's going to be a soda company. I don't know. I'm going to find out Ready Ice. I'm going to expose you today. To be clear, the ice companies are the funniest in the world because ice is frozen water. Yes. You're a bagging company.

You're a company that bags what exists. They sell an experience. They sell joy. I mean, you're just. Because I want things cold. I mean, that's the coolest business you could ever have. It's like, what do you sell? Oh, I sell.

Nice. I sell sand. Oh, you make sand? No, I sell it. I mean, I get it and I put it in a bag. Back in the day, like they had people sold ice. You know, like they would just get a big giant block of ice. No, I know.

And then they'd be like, you want some of this size? I would just cut you a piece. I was reading about a company here in the valley that is like growing like crazy. And all they do is sell artisanal ice. Oh. They take ice and they chop it up into different shapes. I mean, not shapes, just different size blocks. It better be so clear.

And it's so clear. It's for the. Oh, Jason knows what it is. It is so clear. Of course you do. Oh, baby. He's bought artisanal ice before. Oh, I have bought artisanal ice and I will do it a hundred thousand more times.

If I can be on a subscription. If I could be on a subscription where they bring me these cubes, I would give them the key to my front door. You see what I'm saying? I mean, they're doing good work. What is this? They're taking something that is naturally available and putting in it. I mean, it's just, it's a good business.

Reddy Ice was originally owned by the parent company of 7-Eleven. So it's like there's some crossover here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We sell ice and we sell soda. Oh, how convenient. What if we sold them at the same time? Yeah. There's no reason Apple juice.

You're going to need some more ice in that. Apple juice can have ice 100% Orange juice I'd say no I think I'll be cold orange juice I don't want it watered down And it's like if I'm 711 The cold

Cold comes from the ice You said give me cold orange juice No ice You heard of a refrigerator before Well sure I'm not saying microwave the thing But so Like if you're 711

What are you talking about I'm just saying like I would want ice in an apple juice I would want ice and other juices But not orange juice I don't want ice in any of my juices okay it's weird you don't have to i think it would be fine i mean i drink it i could i could survive ice milk but you know also how long how long are you nursing a cup of juice oh is that

maybe the issue is how long it takes to finish perhaps i mean someone puts a glass of juice in front me juice it's a magic trick that's gone juice is gone because it's a dessert It's juice enough as adults. Oh, I think we rarely drink it and drink it too much. Juice is so bad for you. It is really bad for it. It's like it's one of those magic trick things like hoodwink where people pretend like it's healthy. Like, oh, be healthy, drink your orange juice.

Oh, my gosh, be diabetes. All right, last one. Matt from the website, if you get out of the third item to the omnipresent dining table set of salt and pepper, what would it be so it's got to be like you know from a shaker I think it can be a condiment yeah it can be like ketchup or something

but it's always there at the like restaurant yeah so it's defaulted I mean the problem is there are some things that are like you're like oh I'd like to have mayonnaise there but it's got to be cold like you can't just leave mayonnaise out on a table I think where I think the spirit of this question is what's

next most important I see I'm gonna go a different direction in that? I'm just going to go something I'd love to have there all the time, cinnamon sugar. Okay, that's great. I just, nobody... Like the combo, the mixture of... Yeah, the mixture. Yeah, that's I just want that there. Because if I ever

have bread at the table with butter, I'm going to put cinnamon sugar on it. Do you guys use the pepper a lot? No, I'm not a big pepper, but some people are heavy peppers. Jeremy, are you... I bet... Jeremy's a heavy pepper guy. I do. Yeah. I love pepper. But you're like a... You're a super duper

salt guy, too. He's a super salt guy. Yeah. Josh, do you do the pepper? They can just mix those in one shaker. I would go to town. I don't do either. See, the, if you have. I never see people using pepper. Scramble eggs.

Pepper on them, yes or no? Yes. I'll do. That's for color. I'll do a little bit of pepper on my, on my scrambled eggs. I mean, that's four for four right there. Josh said, I don't do either. And then immediately said yes.

At a restaurant, he gave a very specific eggs are bland. They need something. But that's the only food item I can think of that I ever put pepper on. So some items you do it, though. Seeing, it's not at a. restaurant. Salt? Yes. But it's always salt and pepper. And I don't see people who's using the pepper? I think pepper gets used a lot. Yeah. I think you're whiffing on this one. By the four of you. I mean, all four of you said you use pepper on eggs. Yeah, but if I go to somewhere that doesn't serve

eggs, there's pepper on the table. Yeah, there are some things that don't need. I don't use the salt either at restaurants, though. I mean, do you use the salt a lot at a restaurant? No. Yeah. So I think it's just like courtesy. I might use it if they had a bland soup or something. soup is great with salt with soup I'm putting a polo I want to know what people do with this stuff I want They use it man Chipotle Tabasco

Okay I think I'm going to put that next to salt The Chapoletabasco The different flavored Tabasco sauce Yeah I don't like Tabasco sauce Tabasco sauce is way too spicy It's not enjoyable The Chipotle Tabasco

Is outstanding It's just a A mental hint of spice with the How do you spell restaurants Yes See that's what? why I drafted that in words that are impossible to spell. It's got an E

at the end, Mike. So we chose preferences. What is the actual most needed third? It's either ketchup or it's probably ketchup. I feel like ketchup's on a lot of table. It is. It was like a milkshake. What? I don't know. Just saying if there was a milkshake there, I'd eat that.

Wait, a milkshake as one of the third con. Mike is. I'm over here doing a poll, man. Don't worry about me. I think you should water down your witsky. That's what I think. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, Al, do you have something that comes to mine as a third item? I'm struggling. I think that you pulled a Tabasco is a good choice.

It would be something like that. Garlic salt would be awesome. Yeah, that was going to say, if you had garlic salt or garlic powder, would you use that? Maybe. Maybe ranch in general? I ask for ranch more places than anywhere. We actually have garlic salt on our breakroom table and people use it all the time. Do we really?

Yeah. Kevin uses it all the time. I would use it all the time if I knew we had it there. It's there. You probably had people buy it. Most likely. Yeah. I'm putting the poll up everyone I'll keep you posted

This is about whether you use the pepper I said when you're at a restaurant Do you regularly use the pepper shaker? Okay now have you seen results yet Because I have currently zero votes Okay great let us predict it Yeah let us predict So word it for us one more time

And we'll check back here When at a restaurant Comma do you regularly use the pepper shaker Regularly use the pepper shaker Okay I think that numbers are yes or no right Correct okay Yeah I've got a number in my head

I think that you're going to see Do you want to share it with us? Yeah, 63.2%. I was going to say 60%. 60%. Yes. Regularly does complicate it. If you say, do you ever use the pepper? It's going to be like 90.

I think the regularly is the spirit of what you're saying. Yes, exactly. I'll tell you the early numbers are in, guys. You have the right number on the wrong side. What's the early numbers, Mike? 60 boats. Oh, come on. Check back in 1,000.

Let's take a break. We'll come back. We'll draft and we'll check in on that number. The Spitballers draft. All right, we are drafting the coolest jobs, the coolest jobs that you could have. It's not your turn yet, Mike. In the entire world. I blew it.

And, like I said, we'll check back in on the poll. But we're drafting the coolest jobs. On earth, Jason, you have the very first pick in the draft. This is so tough. So this is like, you know, you're, let's just say, let's put it this way. Your parents get asked about their kid, about you, and what you do for 11. What's the coolest thing they could ever answer? That's one way to look at it, but there's, there's some things that I think are great picks that would not apply to that.

And we'll get to that later. Doesn't sound like a very cool pick, but whatever. It's not going to be my first pick. I'm really struggling here between two different things. And I'm trying to figure out which one would come back to me. But I want them both so bad. So I'm just going to take the one that I don't think it would come back to me. It's just an astronaut.

Oh, that's very high on my list. Okay, that's all I wanted to hear is that it was high on your list because of course. Of course it's awesome. How many people go to outer space? Not many. Not many. You know who they all are astronauts? Does that make you an, like if you. You go to outer space.

Yes. Are you an astronaut? Yes. Awesome. I want to be one. That'd be so cool. You got to... So few people that do it.

Not low orbit. Yeah, yeah. You got... None of this bullcrap you're on the Bezos. Mm-mm. No, you're not an astronaut. No, you haven't been to outer... No.

Outer space. Yes. Not space. Outer space. Correct. Interesting. Then you're an astronaut. Astronaut was on my list.

I'm going to go with fighter pilot. Yeah. Fighter pilot is... I see you way down there. A fighter... From space? Yeah. there's a lot the problem with astronaut to me is that it is the coolest job but very few people

actually go to outer space yeah it's just that like a bunch of other people called astronauts do a bunch of technical stuff that's like not i'm an outer space astronaut only okay okay i am a fighter pilot i fly uh f-16s and f-35s and all the fun stuff it's just it's literally the coolest it is job ever super cool there's one question that i have always had and obviously we see you know get ready for the fighter pilot, jet, you put on your, I'm sure, super powerful headphones to block the noise, but like, we live, the three of us all live, you know, under a flight path of an Air Force base. And so we hear some of these jets from time to time go, and sometimes you can't talk,

you're 20,000 feet below this thing, and you can't talk to your friend for a minute. it because the sky has been taken over with the sound of that engine. It is so loud that if you haven't experienced it, it's insane. And then I think, how do they survive when they're not far away? They're inside of the noise box.

Is it the engine? Or is it just how fast they're going? So it's like the actual sound of the air crashing back. I don't know. I'll look that up because I would be very curious. Because like a sonic boom is not the plane. No, I know the boom would be outside the plane. But I think it's the engine, but I don't know.

Is the engine that? Because if the engine is really that loud? I don't know how their brains don't just evaporate. Yeah, you would. I mean, they figured it out for decades. So I'm cool with this. Cool job. Fighter pilot.

It is a cool job. Your turn, Mike, two picks. All right. A spy. Oh, that was the one, man. Oh, man. Come on. You took astronaut over being a spy?

Well, I was playing a game. I didn't know if he'll come back. But that's what I was talking to Andy about like. You lose. You know what? you're not going to tell your, your kid's not going to say about you? No, he's not going to say you're a spy. You work at a grocery store. You know what I mean? Yes. Interesting. He runs a car. A secret agent. And he has to travel a lot. Yeah. Are there any spies that just get to say

every day? Like, I'm a spy. No. Oh, man. Not until later. Later. I was a spy. You were a spy. Yeah. You're always a past. Yeah, that's a cool job. That's super cool. And then that was the only one I wanted for sure. Well, you get to be more big. No, I know, I know, but it's just, it's harder to pick now. We're going to go with, I'm going to go with a stunt man. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Son of a gun, that was my neck pick.

It's a good pick. Because not only are you in some way, you know, you're in the movies. Yes, you are. But you're doing cool. You're jumping off a building. Yeah. You like the, you know, Jackie Chan is awesome. Like, he is a legendary movie star.

but a lot of it is because he is the stunt guy. He does all of that stuff, all by himself. It makes him that much cooler that he is able to do all this. So stuntman. Well, because all of acting is acting. Right. Except for stuntmen who do it. Yeah, and acting is like, you're not acting.

It can be just soft. It's a performance. All right, so you've got spying stuntman. Am I back? You're like, I'm sitting on fire. But can you hold on to this plane while it's flying like Tom Cruise? No, that's true. That's why he gets a lot of credit.

Tom Cruise has risen up that you're like, ah, he's... You're a weirdo, but like... There's some crazy stuff going on here for Tom Cruise, but... Pretty cool. It's super cool, yeah. You're driving motorcycles off of mountains with a parachute. That's, I mean...

I'll go see it. I'll buy a ticket. All right. I'm going to follow a fighter pilot up with... The specific military job of being a Navy SEAL. Okay. A Navy SEAL in particular. I think is such

I mean It's very prestigious It's prestigious It's the hardest thing you could do You would If you're ever at the You're in the old folks I'm like oh what's Johnny up to

He's a Navy SEAL That's pretty cool Everyone in the room will just shut up Yeah Yeah yeah they'll salute you If you're like maybe there's a green beret or something But if you're not at that level Maybe SEAL just sounds cool

It does And we're drafting coolest jobs Yeah I'm for it All right outer space astronaut Jason these are some awesome cool jobs but like let's be real no one's cooler than a rock star you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah yeah like your job is to make art and to be cool your job is to be cool like you can't be a rock star you could be a musician but you can't be a rock star unless you're cool can you ever answer a question I'm a rock star without it being

like some people can you I mean there you have it's really like Mick Jagger can say that's what I'm saying it's very very difficult to the level of right you're you can be recognized as a rock star yeah but if you said it you would that's what I'm asking but some people do elevate

to the point where they can just say I am a rock star you're like yes you are yes you are okay I respect yes you are Jimmy you know yeah yeah all right all right so astronaut and rock star nice well I'm just gonna I'm just gonna do it. I'm just going to take the cool, amazing thing that literally all

of us wanted to be. All of us. Every single one of us in this room wanted to be this. We were probably, well, that was when we were four. When we were five, we wanted to be this. When we were six, we realized that's I'm not going to be a professional athlete. Right. But that's the dream.

The dream, the coolest job is to be, I am paid for playing sports. Like, that's so cool. very, very cool job. Yeah, no, it makes sense. Pro athlete, is there one particular sport that, I mean,

for you is basketball? I mean, it would definitely be basketball. I'm going race car driver. Yes. I'm going race car driver. It, uh, I mean, now, what do you, what do you drive? What kind of car you got? You got them trucks. What, you're saying, like, am I doing NASCAR or am I doing Indy 500? I'm just asking you what you would be. You know, what's the coolest?

The coolest is definitely, I'm not going to, I think it's F1. Yeah, of course. Of course it's F1, yes. It's by far the coolest. But the NASCAR's second coolest. Yeah, because it's the biggest. Although, like, is it cooler to be like a motorcycle racer? Probably.

There's not enough money. We'll go race car driver, though. But cool? Yeah. I mean, that NASCAR would be respected. Why is it that? Because I'm looking at this, all right? If you're an astronaut, you might die.

If you're a rock star, you might die. If you're a fighter pilot, you might die. Navy, C.L. you might die race car driver you might die stuntman you might die yeah spy you definitely might die you're probably going to die you know what's cool danger oh yeah i thought you could say dying no no it's like uh danger no if you're good at these you don't die have we been programmed like if you do something that's dangerous and you get away with it that's basically cool that is cool you know how cool it is to parachute out of an airplane it's just it's it's it's it's you

Does it work inverse, like the safer you do something, the less cool you are? You ever heard of an accountant getting like really hurt at the job site? You're like, I got carpal tunnel, nerd. Yeah. I mean, think about, oh man, that sounded like me doing the scat. When you're, when you're a kid, you just naturally are like, I'm going to jump my bike off of that thing. Yeah, that's why? It's just a funny thing.

You're like, what for? Danger. Yeah. This is cool. Yeah, because someone will see me and say, that's cool. That's why. You play cops and robbers. Like,

it's dangerous. Yeah. And being the robber is super cool. Yeah. I mean, yeah. All right. Mike, you got two more picks.

Spy and stuntman. So far. I am going to go and don't, do not bother me with the logistics because I'm sure that you can really actually bog it down. But I'm just by name. I am a treasure hunter. Oh, I love it. I love it.

It's on my list. Okay, good. Because it's like it, like, I'm sure there's some monotonous stuff about it. But like, not like the guy on the beach with the metal detain. No. Because that's super not cool. No, I am, I'm a treasure hunter like Indiana Jones. That magnet fish.

What is magnet fishing? You go to a river, you take a super high-powered magnet, and you throw it in the river, and you try and pull out metal objects. Yeah, it's a big thing. Sometimes you get a bike. That's so stupid. No, it's not that. These are, if it's a treasure.

This is Indiana Jones level. Yeah, there is a, it's either an ancient artifact or there's a chest that has gold in it. Like, are you familiar with the goonies? Oh, yeah. Or pirates. Yes, exactly. Pirates could be an answer. Yeah, they're pretty cool.

And then last one, I'm going to go with Storm Chaser. Oh, that's a cool job. More danger. Yeah, you can die in that. Oh, yeah, you can. This is also known as the episode where we draft jobs that parents don't want their kids to do. I don't. I would be proud of my accountant's son. Oh, yeah, right? I'd be like, dude, he's so reasonable and measured and safe. He's got all of his personal finances in order. At the end of his life, he's going to look back and be like, yeah, I did it. I was an accountant. All right, is it my final pick now? I got to find something on my list that could kill me. Bearfighter. Photographers out. Okay. I actually.

Actually, I am, that's my pick. My pick is wildlife photographer. Oh, yeah. See? Not regular. Yeah, well, of course. Wild life photographer. Because bears can kill you.

Lions can kill you. Yes, and I'm going to be close. Yeah. Don't give me no, Lou. Medium Zoom. Yeah. Nice. I like that kind of courage.

Macro pictures of the bear. Oh, man. A macro lens. Yeah. I only get one picture. Wildlife photographer. It's a cool job. Yeah, that's fun.

Any photographer that gets to travel the world. I thought about any of the, like, journalism photography. Travel blogger is, oh, but sorry, Dave, but you can go. But travel blogger is, it's on my list, but it's not dangerous enough. No, no. I have luxury travel blogger on my list, but. Luxury? He didn't kill.

I searched the world for the finest ice. Now, if you said dictator country travel blogger, that would be. Yeah. But Jason, you could be like a war zone reporter. Yeah. That's dangerous. He's trying to find something that'll kill him. all his stuff is luxury blogger

for cool as. Celebrity chef. Lazy boy tester. Yeah. All right. Gated neighborhood locksman. All right. I'm going to go with one that you can probably, you see this

guy and you go, I can tell by his ears what his job is. Oh, okay. Dumbo. An M.A. fighter. Yeah. That's a cool job. It's cool. It's cool, but like you want to know what I can do I can beat up your dad

you're yeah yeah yeah you can all of your dads I can beat up your dad but like the kid I'm just saying the kids the kids like I can do my dad could beat up your dad exactly how old's your dad Mike I'm not saying your guys as fathers how old's your dad Mike

is about 65 something I can beat up your dad's right now what I'm saying no way you can't you can't beat up my dad not without cauliflower ears When the kids, we were talking earlier about like, oh, what's your dad do or whatever? Yeah. My dad can beat up your dad.

Okay, okay. Because he's a professional fighter. No, we're good. We're good. So there you go. Coolest jobs. Some of the honorable mentions on the list, I put some weird stuff in. I'm surprised you didn't take like whiskey master distiller.

Somalia. How do you say it? Somali. Somali was on my list. I have skydiving instructor. Yeah, yacht captain. Dude, I have a yacht captain on my list, too. Do you really?

Yes. Wow. I don't know. It's a big boat, man. That would be pretty cool, man. You want to know who's on the yachts? Exactly. Cool people.

Not only are you driving a boat that is like a luxury hotel. You're going to be like, the stories I could tell you. Absolutely can still die. You are on the great, the ocean. The great what? The greatest lake of all. You're on the ocean. The great blue.

I was waiting for it. Big Wave Surfer. Oh, dude, that's insane. Probably guaranteed to die. And then I heard it going around the office. Lego Brickmaster. I was like, yeah, that's pretty cool. Not dangerous enough, though.

Magician. Theme park designer? Yeah. Maybe kind of cool. One of the animators. Is that fun? Sports broadcaster would be a cool job. You get tickets to everything.

You can do it for decades. Unless you say the wrong thing once. Well, sure. Yeah, yeah. speak slow yeah be careful what did we learn today honestly i learned that like only outer space is cool because apparently the lower parts of space are you're not cool that's neat those are neat have something for you guys to learn we are 1,000 votes in oh this is what i'm learning i think we lost jay 25.7 to 74.3 right now brother 74.3 is on the no side so regularly is not it's not

happening. I think it might just be eggs, man. Like, what are we doing? I think it's just eggs. Dude. It might just be. It's the hold that big pepper has on the restaurant industry, get out of you. If you put that poll out with, if you order eggs at a restaurant, do you regularly use salt and pepper? I'll bet it's 75, 25,

yes. Could be. Also, if 25% of your customers need something, should it be on the table? That's a different question. No, it's in my way. Oh, really? Okay. You know what's in my way? It's really not that. It's never been in my way.

Can restaurants stop with the whole like doing the thing in the middle of the table with the giant display paper thing that stands up and I can't see the person across? But how are you going to know about the ultimate dessert? If they have a good dessert on there, I'm not too disappointed. Well, yeah, but bring the goods. You know what I mean? Don't waste my time. All right. That'll do it for today's episode of the spitballers.

Thank you for joining us. One and all. You can now go back. to your super cool jobs we'll talk to you later goodbye podcaster's not bad yeah pretty good it's not dangerous thanks for listening to the spitballers podcast to see what other nonsense the guys are up to check out spitballerspod dot com