Spitballers Comedy Podcast - SNUBA Diving & The Best Hand Gestures - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: November 28, 2024

Spit Hit for Nov 28th, 2024: Happy Thanksgiving Spitwads! On today’s show we discuss running the world with Superman by our side, being on Mt. Rushmore, and cheap haircuts for people like Jason. We then draft the best hand gestures to close things down. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: x.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

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dive deep, look at other people's opinions, go to Reddit. Yeah, open up the crack open the books from the encyclopedia Britannica. This one was straight off the noggin and I had 15 solid hand gestures. Mine was I looked at my hands. Oh, you had to look. Yeah, I would start moving them around. I saw what they could do. Yeah. Which ironically just before the show, we were marveling at the fact Mike can snap his fingers with his pointer finger very loudly, which is not normal. That's like a circus thing.

I can't even get my pointer finger to make sound. You're doing like a circus thing. I can't even get my pointer finger to make sound. You're doing like a whisper snip. These fine microphones picking it up. At SpitballersPod over on Twitter. SpitballersPod.com is the website. Let's jump in. Would you rather? Ace from Patreon writes in which minor skill would you rather acquire? Also there's multiple options. Option one, always take the perfect picture. That's a skill. That would be nice. Number two, always have a high score in video games. It's a show-off skill. There's a time in my life where that would have been the top? Number three, become extremely flexible. Oh, is this this is like physically. Yeah

right. Your will will not bend. That's okay. Your body will. Just saying you're like hey you want to do this? Yeah I'm very flexible. I'm open to doing that right now. Honestly that'd be nice to have as well. And the fourth one, the ability to hold your breath for 10 minutes, 10 minutes, 10 minutes is a long time, which is not the rest of the minor skill. That's fair. Mike does a pretty major skill. Two minutes would be a minor skill. What would you do with that skill? Other than I would go underwater okay and stay down there for nine minutes while everyone above me is like he's drowning and then I would resurface and say no so I have a minor skill do you do you know the world

record for holding your breath underwater I don't it's probably you're saying unaided yeah just I'm gonna guess 18 minutes. How would you aid someone holding their breath underwater? Well, I mean, there are some ways. I didn't come up for a breath for hours. Someone's stripped through something I was missing. I don't know, like giving them a rock to hold them down? Is that aided? I know. I don't think so. The goal here is holding your breath. Anyways, sorry, what's the record? 24 and a half minutes. How was that possible? I don't know if I can make it what's 24 to have seconds Is there a separate world record for the longest you can hold your breath right before you die? 24 minutes 37 seconds

I mean you can't keep track of that one. You have to slow your heart down like two beats per minute. How's that? How's that person not a fish? Because I think if you're holding your minutes you do become a fish. Well, I mean, they're not the incredible mr. Limp it down there They're holding their breath. They're not breathing the water. So the high-scoring video games in the holding breath It sounds like the main use of those is to show off breath, it sounds like the main use of those is to show off. Whereas the flexibility and the perfect picture have more practical uses because you just I, I brought it up. I said, why would you use it? You said, so that people can think I'm drowning and I can pop up and say surprise.

But also, I mean, like, we don't live by the ocean. If I live by the ocean, I'd be down there with the fishes. I'd be checking all that stuff out under underwater. Like that would be really cool. It's snorkeling except you're not on the top of the water. Yeah it's like I can snorkel already. There's like a nice snorkel mask. At the top. Why haven't they? I know that they've improved snorkeling technology tremendously. We're getting ready to take a trip. Jason shared with me the face mask. Full face, yeah.

But to me, I don't understand why haven't they extended the snorkel length? Yeah, why haven't they made it like the length, like six feet? I think it's hard to breathe through it. Oh, if it reaches a certain length? Yeah, I think there's a pressure situation going on. Interesting.

I did just see, however. We can overcome that. But no, I just got hit number I got two things. Number one a Kickstarter for that where it's like it's a motorized thing that floats on top of the water and so you you have the long hose and you can go underwater so it's like scuba diving except you don't have it on your back and it just sits on top of the water. It's called snuba diving. Snuba? Yeah, it's a thing. It's been around a long time.

So scuba is like self-contained underwater breathing apparatus. What is the end? I think it's like snorkel-scuba hybrid. Did they know that it's an acronym? Is there a snooby-doo? Snooby-dooby-doo. But number two, they make like portable scuba tanks where it's just essentially a little canister

in the mouthpiece and you carry it around. I actually have seen those. They, and it's got like 10 minutes worth of air. Yeah, 10 to 20 minutes of air. I'm like, that sounds awesome. You can fill them yourself. Yeah, with a pump. With a pump.

I'll take the submarine. Just a big window. I'm going further, deeper, longer than you guys. Would you do the old school, the metal helmet? Oh. You know what I'm going further deeper longer than would you do the old-school? The metal the metal helmet. Oh Have you you know yeah, yeah actually looking like you're in Bioshock. You know those things where you like You walk on the floor of the ocean because you're wearing basically that that headpiece that rests on your shoulders That seems pretty cool other than I feel like if you lean a little bit too

Tell the water yeah Like oh shoot you have to scream at people as they're going in over one more thing don't lean Don't lean over you'll die I Was wrong it is an acronym for surface Nexus underwater breathing apparatus. Okay. Okay, that's much better They they force that nexus in there. They're just like how do we call it snuba? So I did have a question yes back to the original question always take the perfect picture This makes a big difference to me. Is this I Am photogenic. Yes, or is this but max I am a photographer I think we took it the way that it was intended which was yeah we're very shallow selfish people of we're we

are the subject of the photo yeah I mean this meant you have the ability to take the perfect photo in you're in the photo I took it the you're not in the photo you're the the photo. I took it the opposite. No, no, you're not in the photo. You're the photographer. Yes. No, what? I knew you guys were seeing this different. That's why this needed to come to light because one way is I'm a great photographer and the other is I am a model. Yeah, this says you always take the perfect picture. Right, but now you are putting Ace on blast because Ace is saying being a pristine professional photographer is in fact a minor skill. Compared to being a model, yeah. Taking the perfect picture is a minor skill because it's about composition.

It's not necessarily about the equipment. Like you just got to, you know what, you people that have an eye to take a photo. Two people take the same picture one looks good one looks like garbage. Same camera. Yes I agree but I'm saying to call that a minor skill is you're insulting someone's profession. Yeah I think that's easy. Oh that's easy. Taking a perfect picture? It's a minor skill. I'm gonna throw that one out if I'm the photographer I don't care. Okay well what if it's you in the picture. Oh then that's my pick man. Is it. Well I mean that means I'm always looking good in photos. Right. But not that I will be captured.

Oh really. Yes. That specific picture. It didn't say moving picture. It's a photo. I can't imagine that I would look great in photos and terrible in videos. Oh yeah, you could do that. I could do that. Thank you. But also, so the holding the breath, that one sounds pretty good, but if I could actually touch my toes, I feel like that would be, and like you're- Would you be showing off to yourself at that point?

No, your body is less prone to injury if you are actually flexible and stretching is The worst the stretching is the the worst Exercise movement. I would much rather lift Heavy weights all day every day and then like okay, which time to stretch out. I'm like no Feels good. No lifting no it doesn't you're accomplishing something like a good butterfly stretch That doesn't feel great a butterfly, but like the the the real not talking about psycho stuff like yoga I'm not saying you I'm just saying a good old-fashioned hamstring. Yeah, you enjoy stretching your hamstrings, Andy

I know we both got really tight hamstrings. It hurts. No, that's not good. It hurts. And then your legs start going numb, and the tingly start firing through your legs. You're like, I'm not doing this anymore. That sucks.

It's the worst. So I think both Mike and I are on the flexibility. I think I'm taking that one. But I believe this is just because we are old now. Could you imagine being 20? I was never flexible. I was never flexible. I was never flexible.

Never, ever, ever. But at 20 years old, I would not pick flexibility from this list. I'd be like, that's okay. Who cares? I'll take the video games because I feel like I'm falling behind. And I don't have any pride in my video game playing ability anymore. And so to kind of have that again, that's what I'm going to go with. Are the kids beating you?

Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. I mean, they with. Are the kids beating you? Oh yeah, yeah. Oh my goodness. I mean they're just quicker, smarter. Been playing a lot of NBA 2K with the boy and that has not been a problem. He is improving rapidly and he has now beat me three times in a row.

Oh no. And you're going all full. Oh yeah, my rule has always been if you beat me, you have actually beat me. I don't let up and let that happen. But my son is an elite trash talker and just nonstop. I wonder where he got that. Not for me, honestly.

Because that I don't do. When I'm competing against my kids, I don't trash talk. If I trash talk to him the way he does to me, he would leave the game in just a puddle of tears because he would not be able to handle it. He is the worst. So do you have, when you're losing to the kids, are they talking garbage to you?

I mean, yeah, there's some garbage being talked by the middle one, for sure. You know, the kids, they're quick to remember what it feels like to win. Yes. And forget what it feels like to lose, so it's like, in the moment, they're the best. Yeah, my youngest is now super into basketball,

so we've been playing one-on-one a lot. And I tell him, he's 10 years old, so I tell him every day, you will never beat me. You will never beat me as long as you are alive in a game of one on one basketball. That's what I tell him. And I want to make sure he knows that truth because it is. And so what happens is we'll play a game to 10 or whatever and I'll be playing casual. And if he gets to eight, Oh man, if he gets to eight, Oh if he gets to eight oh it is I am on him like Michael Jordan I will never let him get that tenth point he knows it and so every now and then

he shoots like some really far away shot I'm terrified I am petrified that it's gonna go in because I tell him all that you will never as long as you're alive I'll be 80 years old you will never beat me but you believe that in no I don't believe that at all he will he will overtake me at some point the point is that first game when he finally beats me is gonna be a special moment in his life because he knows when it's game point daddy's going full out now do you when you think of that moment, are you overcome with pride for your child, surpassing the master or are you on the side of- I just step, step, walk off.

I just lost to my kid and I need, it's time to hang him up. If it doesn't happen before you hit a certain age, it will not be satisfaction for him. It will be sad for him because it will mean daddy's not got many years left. It will be like a pity thing. Like if you you get to a certain point where if you beat your dad at something athletic, it's not a victory. It's just what should happen. Right. Um I would definitely be on the pride side. Like I look forward to him beating me. I just hope it's four years from now at least. There's no way that you will not be telling him he got lucky.

All right, Hannah from the website, would you rather have a sultry attractive voice with well below average looks, or be extremely attractive looking but have an extremely obnoxious voice? Wow. I, guys, I have to tell you about something. Oh, reveal yourself. I guys I have to tell you about something. Oh yourself and I and I

Look, I had somebody come over to the house To do to work on my car Okay, I was some body work. I had some scratches. There's all these mobile services now. They come to your house. They fix your car This was one of the nicest gentlemen I've ever met But his voice was so high. Oh. And it didn't match. You know, it's like, not that I could picture a person that necessarily has a high voice

as a male, but I'm telling you guys, I was looking for cameras. I did. I mean, it was like, punked and we talked for so long About life and stuff and anyways, it's like it was about was up there and it was like something so Bewildering that I think it was at a level where it might have been a detriment to previous parts of life So I'm just saying like the you know your voice Come in we always say like an accent right? There's a trustworthy accent. Jason said you know he

wishes he had the voice of these famous actors even more than the looks almost. Yeah. So obnoxious voice that crosses the line. You don't just have a subpar voice. You are actively a problem. So what happens though for the people, unfortunately, that they have the bad looks, they have the obnoxious voice, you know, like Owl Boyland. Right, yeah, well let's go to him. Alcatraz. What's the, what was the owl voice?

Hey guys, it's me, Owl. Meh. I do so many push-ups. You're not gonna beat me this week. I tell the best lies. That's a good point, Mike. And I think what happens there is we give empathy and employment out of.

Employment-y. Employment-y. Yeah, no, because we are so altruist altruistic owl truist oh it was right that's right we did it um I'm gonna take the good looks really I don't need to talk you can be the strong silent type I will walk straight through someplace and at least if probably Cooper remember you're looking all handsome and he comes in and he talks like this that's fine no it's not your below average is

not extremely ugly yes I'm no no no well below average looks well below well below average looks or extremely obnoxious so I okay I'm not I'm not handsome I would say someone with well below average looks is ugly. When you have the voice of an angel, you carry resonance, you carry weight with, I will take, I will take. What is James Earl Jones' looks? What would you call that?

He's got good, he's probably good. Medium looks? I would say medium looks. Medium looks? He seems like an average regular what about beef oh he's well below average so you're talking about Sam Elliott is below average is well below average is medium no that's because of the voice now gene Hackman and the mustache gene Hackman it's after a certain point probably below average but do we know voices right now do we know what Hackman looked after a certain point, probably below average. I'm thinking of voices right now.

Do we know what Hackman looked like when he was actually young? He was probably better looking. I mean, he could have been devastatingly handsome, and we just have no idea. I think he was. But Sam Elliott's the perfect example, because he's actually... Yeah, Gene Hackman was fine looking. He was pretty good looking, actually. Sam Elliott's well below average looking, but you can't even...

Have you seen young Sam Elliott? Yeah, he was a strapping handsome dude. See there, we can't be judging grandpa. Oh man, young Sam Elliott is... Is he a looker? He's a stone's throw from a Brady. Oh, so like he's a handsome gentleman. Yeah.

Oh, he's very good looking. Oh wow. This is a pretty good looking young man. What are you talking about old people? Does he have the muscle? Yes, so what we have learned is old people are ugly. Yes. Man. We got to it. It's the wrinkles. So no matter how handsome we are, we're gonna get ugly. Yes. Oh crap. Yeah, there are no wait hold on let's stay here are there any good-looking 80 year olds I mean Clooney's probably gonna be yeah wait I

thought you were saying he was no no no he will be 80 and then he'll be good looking wait what is the yeah what is the age where it crosses over Sean Connery was pretty good looking at an old age? No, he was a pretty good looking until he had a certain age I don't think 80 I don't think there was any good-looking 80 year olds and impossible impossible to be good looking at 80. Oh, man So I've got half a life's worth of good looks left. I think 80s the like guarantee, guarantee. Oh man. You can slip right into ugly anytime before.

Any moment now. Any moment from 40 to 80. You can slip right in. You just wake up, am I ugly? Yes. Look away. Yeah, there are no good looking 80s around. I'm Googling it.

Is Richard Gere gonna be, he's gotta be getting up there. No, they all look awful. Richard Gere is 73. I'm looking'm looking at that's your closest one. I'm looking at just the the list of the most beautiful 80 year olds What do we okay? What do we got there? Oh, they're just disgusting It's all right, none of them know what a podcast is Our demo is safe. The 80 year old's listening to this show. I'm turning it off. Robert Redford's 86. Right now he

is? Yeah. How's he looking? I mean he's looking all right. He's pretty, pretty cool. I'll bet, I'll bet eight years ago he was looking all right. Oh goodness. He's gone He's gone to the wood shipper He's gone 75 he was good-looking it's like the surface of Mars Alright, this is terrible news Oh, mercy. All right. This is terrible news.

Yeah, we're on the way. We're all, we're on the way. I'm switching. I need to be good looking right now. I know it's temporary. There you go. OK. Give me devastatingly handsome good looks

for at least like two decades. This is terrible news. I mean, apologies to all the people not listening. Let's go here. Jermichael from Patreon, would you rather run out of chips or run out of dip first? I? am probably one of the people that have me it's a dumb question, but Yeah, it's a super dumb question. What are you gonna? Do a dip without chips? I was if the chips are gone like we just get two fingers. Yeah, you're just scooping it up

Now that would cut without work with block a? No! No, it would work with nothing. Yeah. If you don't have something to put in the dip, then you've run out of both. Yeah, I agree. That one's an easy one. I can eat the chips when the dip is gone. Maybe I don't like it. Maybe I'm not even going to do it. Worst case scenario, throw the chips away. It's the same scenario as if I have dip leftover and no chips because I'm finished. There is no world where the right answer is here.

Case closed, Michael. This is... We got it. It's an easy one. Box top Dan says, would you rather be able to time travel an unlimited amount of times, but never more than five minutes backwards or forwards, or be able to sleep with a book under your pillow and wake up as if you had read the book with total comprehension. That is such a cool way to do the instant reading. Like the idea that what if every night we went to bed and you're just picking a book off the shelf and slipping it under your pillow and then you wake up with the knowledge. We'd be crazy smart. The other one though, you're filthy rich.

I mean, I was gonna say. Live sports betting. Other than the sports betting side, which I knew I would not get out ahead of. But other than being able to. Let's take that out. Take no financial gain. No financial gain.

I'm gonna go so far as to say with financial gain, I would take the book. Oh, long term financial gain. 365 books a year you. Oh, long-term financial gain. 365 books a year you read. Cause it's one a night. So long as you remember. Make it to the library, but yeah. I'd forget a few.

Yeah, I mean, I guess, does it have to be a physical book? Yes. It can't be like a Kindle with a booted up. No Kindle, no way, no way. You've gotta purchase or at least have in your possession. And be uncomfortable with the proportion of the book underneath.

That's fair. Oh man. You want war and peace? Go ahead. Oh man. You get it. You're waking up with a neck ache. I'm going to read a lot of Berenstain Bears so I can sleep well.

I can only do the first two Harry Potters. They just got a little too big for me. Lord of the Rings, it's an uncomfortable night, but you know the whole book. I mean that would be that's amazing genuinely incredible. I wish that you know to have that kind of knowledge not you know you can go back and forth you can go from an awesome fiction where you're just basically having the most epic dream of all time all the way to a self-help book where it's like man I'm not I'm not such a procrastinator anymore. Self-elf. Self-elf. Self-elf-a-book. It's self-elf.

Self-elf. You can only read elf books. You can read them every night. When I wake up, I know where that elf is on the shelf because I read the book. I want the book one. I want the book one. I do too. I think that's really cool.

Can we invent this? So, alright. No. Okay. We can't. Well, can we take that neuro, what's Elon doing these days? Neuralink. Can we neuralink some books up in there? I have thought.

Get rid of the pigs. So you know how like, we always have these wild and crazy ideas from the time we're kids and I bring up like, you know, like for instance, talking to chat, you know, GBT. And one of my first questions was, you know, will teleportation be able to exist in the future? Which, you know, TBD, I want to have a chat. GPT say, said is not outside the realm of possibility in the future with a couple of more technological breakthroughs, but probably not anyways. But since I was a little kid, I always thought that the biggest invention, the biggest way to move forward is to do something to us while we sleep.

Now it started really stupid, which was stretching, because I was always inflexible. Not flexible? I'll take it. I was like, let me go to bed in a machine and you just stretch me. It's such wasted time. Eight hours and people will get to bed earlier. They probably get better sleep if they knew it was doing something for them, right? We've got to find a way as a people, as scientists, as the smarter community to capitalize on our sleepy time. What if it was you can sleep, if you sleep over 10

hours, you get two books. I'm happy with one book. Okay, you would go to bed earlier. What about, like, what's a nap worth? A couple chapters? An app? A napter? Oh, a nap.

Oh, man. A napter. But if we could capitalize, if we could invent something while we sleep to... That would be so valuable. Even the abs thing. Just give me abs while I sleep. Exactly. Let me do my workouts. Let me do my workouts. Do education. Teach me something. Just take advantage of all this time that I'm not conscious. Huh.

Come on, scientists. So if you saw a really fit person would you be like man they sleep a lot Is that what it they committed to sleep? All right. Let's uh, let's move on What's going on spit wands Do you want to celebrate with and stay connected with the people in your life who are living far away? Maybe you miss somebody for the holiday season in your life who are living far away. Maybe you miss somebody for the holiday season, but you want them to be a part of your festivities from afar, all those loved ones that live far away.

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everything that is done counts towards your legacy as President So you're building a legacy with Superman for 24 hours. They'll do anything right? I know my first one I know my first one and I can't I don't know a second one, but let's hear your? I know my first one. I know my first one, and I can't I don't know a second one But let's hear your first one Mike my first one. I'm getting in a spacesuit And he's bringing me into the moon see my first thought was to go to other planets And I will be the first president to give an address from the moon Oh, so you're gonna tie it into the presidency. Yeah, so that way your legacy is what's

Oh, so you're gonna tie it into the presidency. Yeah, so that way your legacy is what's It's escaping me now the state of the I'll do the state of the Union from from the moon No, that'd be sweet. It would be you're never taking that away But I also feel like the you know Andy was right said other planets You're sure people been on the moon before be the first man on Mars. Okay, that's fine. That's better It's same idea same concept for me. It was like I don't know what kind of an artist how fast can Superman fly? first man on Mars. Okay, that's fine. That's better. Same idea. Same concept. For me it was like I don't know what kind of an artist. How fast can Superman fly? I'm on it. As fast as he wants. No, I mean like because there's actual there's limitations right? Because you seem to get where he needed to go pretty quick. But I'm saying even if it was the moon.

But the but the moon comparatively to Mars is very close I mean if you want me to look it up how back in the 30s he was about a hundred miles an hour but then various sources say speed of sound 770 he can move faster than 186,000 miles per second okay he was able to turn time back I know but what's the actual cannon how fast 7 seven he is is the speed of sound which would take too much time to get to Mars yeah that would be good no he can go if I said can he yeah I don't know the way to look up for my superman but I mean let's let's think about other legacies is there a way that Superman if he were real could solve world hunger in 24 hours like if you gave Superman at that speed hmm because he can't replicate things right correct no my

Superman can you can how many buildings can you see through in 24 hours you're talking about if there is you know a world criminal that you need to be found that would be a big one, right? You know take him to justice because you're kind of Superman's thing Is the justice thing but I'm oh Vlad. Yeah, I don't know I don't know what kind of artist Superman is I would imagine incredible and I'm gonna have him laser eyes me into a mountain into Rushmore. No, no, no. I'm making a new one. A new Rushmore. Oh, your own? Absolutely. Full body. I'm having... Okay, okay. I like where this is going. Yeah.

Abraham Lincoln, he's on it. I'm on it. Because Abe Lincoln... Oh, it's not just you? No, no, no. Because I want to be... He wants to be associated with... I want to be... It's like Lincoln, Michael Jordan. Yes, yes. That's what I'm talking about. Jim Carey and Jason. Yeah. I might throw Einstein in there as well. Just the people that you view yourself through their lens. I'm just saying. He's been a Einstein Lincoln Jordan combo. That's what I've always thought of myself as. It's this new monument. Yeah. And so you could totally build. He's going to laser me into a new mountain, maybe just the opposite side of Rushmore. And then which side you going to?

Can you write the one made by Superman? Yeah. Can you write an executive order to just build your own Rushmore of yourself? Like no president's done that. That's always been in commemoration. But like if you became president, could you like, I'm on the $200 bill. I'm on my own new Mount Rushmore We are making a new Statue of Liberty

Mr. President Seems that the military budget has been cut by 50% right like yeah, I want to be remembered But check out that don't worry about that in other unrelated news right we're building a new mountain statue. I Wonder I just don't see a lot of practical use for Superman outside the moon so we're all going to the moon because it's the time limits the problem I think what you have to do is you have to have him show an act of power so that people know this is Superman he is legit and you've got to get a recording could him saying to the other, you know, world leaders,

Like, could he deep-hance them all? Well, he certainly could. He could. He could use just about anything, but I'm saying- Like Superman's, like, doing your voicemail? I would make a threat video. They don't know. Oh, that you only have for 24?

Superman's not doing that? No, he would just make a supportive video saying, I support- And then you just cut it up? Jason Moore- No, I'm just- You make video saying I support and then you just cut it up Jason It's Superman no air to die if all he said was that I support President Jason Moore and it you know I I will Defend him as seen by this statue. I built him. Yes exactly I'll defend him and you make that recording which is true in that moment and you just proliferate that out

They don't know this super smart Superman. Yeah mine is I don't I don't know. That's a good question. I would say Maybe I could go back in time For you Superman is not known for being like there's a lot of superheroes that have these not Batman he's right greatest detective. Yeah, yeah, cuz he's so dumb that he just puts glasses on and no one knows who he is Yeah, I mean when you're that when you're that strong you don't need to be a smart guy. Have you heard his voice though? All right, that's This is one flaw. That's a good SNL sketch.

Oh yeah. It's like Superman comes in and, but he's got to. Or Batman because of the voice is always so nice. And they just have this terrible, terrible voice. Hi, it's me, Batman. Mr. Clean from Patreon, another situation for us. You are now able to snap your fingers and instantaneously have completed one of the following personal hygiene tasks whenever you want the tasks would be performed the best way possible that you

or someone else could have done for you which are you choosing so you snap your fingers and you have brushed your teeth you snap your fingers and you have pooped and peed okay you snap your fingers and you have cut your teeth. You snap your fingers and you have pooped and peed. Okay. You snap your fingers and you have cut your nails. You snap your fingers and you have showered. You snap your fingers and you have shaved and groomed. You snap your fingers you have a fresh haircut. Or you snap your fingers and you have applied moisturizer. One of these things is not nearly as good. Someone having a problem back there, Al? Mr. Clean does not like putting lotion on Yeah, have you ever tried to do I mean like I've used lotion

Sparingly right when you feel like you need it, but it's always localized. Are you guys full-body lotion? No I am face lotion for sure. Okay, and then really do you a face lotion to Jason? I wish I was more of a face lotion But yes when I lotion it's my face, and then I do arms and shins Shins yes, yeah knee down. He's got the itchiest shins No shit. Do you suffer from dry shin? It's it's more of the what areas are Visible interesting. I'll do my hands if my hands are dry.

Oh dude, like, hand lotion is, it feels so bad. This would have been Al's perfect chance to say, I had no idea you used lotion chips. So these are all cool, but the problem I have with some of these. I can narrow this down to two. Yeah, there's two and I narrowed my two down to one So I know where I'm going the poop and pee. No, the poop and pee is me shower. I know that time

I love showering. So no, I don't want to cut that out. Those are my two The two finalists are those I don't want those out of my life Okay, so which one are you going with a brushing brushing my teeth because here's. Because here's why. Not because it takes a long time. If you can do it in... Yeah, okay. But if I can do that instantly at any point. I just ate, boom. I just brushed my teeth. I'm worried, oh, is my breath stink?

Boom. I just brushed my teeth. Oh, you wake up after a long night's sleep? I wake up after a nap, boom. I just brushed my teeth. You go, you're building your sub and they're like, sir, would you like onions? Extra. Yeah.

Put them in there. Because, blam. Ain't worried about, what's that, beef jerky? That's going to get all in my teeth Don't care boom brush my teeth popcorn not a problem anything. I think it would be I would have you should brush more by the time I mean I By the time I am 80 my chompers will be healthy will be good like everything else like I it would be great to have a perfect Haircut, but guys got real good teeth

Yeah, it's true that I will be the ugly guy. Yeah, I mean, everything else, there's some upside and some downside. I don't see a downside to brushing my teeth instantly whenever I want, snap my fingers, fresh breath. Yeah, that'd be pretty nice. I mean, it is a routine you have to do every day, and it takes time.

You know, the haircut one is nice, but it's not used as often although. I guess you'd use it every day Yes, you would you'd have a perfectly and you never have to go get a haircut And you know if they have to pay for it if I was Mike that would have been what I picked But like a haircut can only do so much for my thinning hairline So it's like you when I get a nice you get hair cut still yes I get you know I'll get a nice... Do you get haircuts still? Yes, I get a nice fade and it looks, all six of them get cut. It looks a little...

Oh, there it is. But here's the thing, I mean, with, do they go aww when they do the, when you walk in? So cute. With getting a haircut though, that comes with a style. So your hair will be cut optimal length and styled just like you left the barber. The absolute best that you can do.

Andy has lost it. I'm not sure. The absolute best. I'm just imagining a new chain of barbers that only cater to men at the end. And it's just like the tagline is like at least you're still here. It's like are you thinning? Get in. It's the quickest haircuts of all time.

They can take an appointment every five minutes. They just sit down. Just, just, just, just, just. Great, you look so much better. That'll be, it's only $5. $5 a haircut. Because it's, you know, they're probably on social security. Nobody smiles in there.

No, no, this is a somber... Tips are not allowed. The whole building is just grayscale. No color in that room at all. Just sadness. All the music they play. Somber. Funeral music. A perfect styled haircut for me. It looks like a 3 out of 10. So...

So you're... I get that you enjoy the time of When you have to do bodily waste elimination, but if you could just Snap and it's done like no emergencies ever Like I mean you could older I get like you can change how you eat I mean you the all the stuff where you're like what my, my tum tum doesn't allow me to eat that stuff anymore. If I don't have to worry about my proximity to a bathroom, then I just, I'm eating what I want.

When you get older and things start to... Fall out? Well, I just meant like you start to get more swollen. More trips to the bathroom? More trips to the bathroom are gone. You're sleeping through the night? There's a lot of advantages here. I I totally get that but and showering you always smell good. I would have to I would have to lie about I would have to hide that I can do this because I need my escape time

You know what I mean that time where it's like Dad is pooping you've been pooping for ten minutes It's like you on a road trip with like the world's largest soda just taking care of it. And that's that's how you get exposed like how's dad never go to the bathroom. Now if you love your showering and you love your pooping how long are your freaking mornings when your family doesn't see you. Oh there. I'm up at 3 a.m. and ready to leave the house by 8. Okay, alright. And that's usually just all two jobs.

You need to kill two birds. You need a poop shower. I need a poop toilet. You need a shower in the shower. Dude, I would love that. Has anyone ever done a wet room with a toilet in there? Wait, would I actually like that? It sounds disgusting.

I mean, I think technically it would work. There's no reason why it would of course it would work But then you would your toilets always clean. I mean flush and everything away Yeah, you want it all like I'm pooping down the drain. I'm going into a toilet You might have back of the shower. You might like slip and slide off Would it cause you to not be able to go to the bathroom as easily if you're being pelted by the shower? Um, or is it relaxing? Maybe number two.

Number one, make it easier. Oh right, because that water. So I'm just thinking like you could do this. We could do this. Would it be easier to add a toilet to your shower or a shower to your toilet room? I mean, yeah, I think I want the toilet in the shower. Yeah, that's got to be the way. Need that drain.

This is the way. But then if someone's in the bathroom, the shower doesn't have a door to the privacy. So no matter. Come on in. No. No, I need to- And we're done. All right. I need be two in privacy.

What were your picks? I think I'm going to take the poo and the pee. Yeah, I lean that way too. The shower would be very convenient. It would be great. After you're working out, you're just like snap. Or just the bad day. It's the afternoon, you're like, I'd like to be cleaner.

Yeah, it always feels nice. Here's the question though. Let's say we all have the showering ability. Okay, how often do you actually Snap your fingers snap your fingers. Well, let me ask you this because you do have to do your hair afterwards Oh, that was the question. Oh your hair is just instantly wet. Yes, you do have to do your hair It's just you're fresh out of the shower. Oh Then I don't you're not dry ever if you can't be dry then okay You have to do your hair, but you're dry. Okay, but how often would you actually try't use it. You're not dry? Ever. If you can't be dry then. Okay you have to do your hair but you're dry. Okay. But how often would you actually try to use it? Three times?

I was gonna use it about 50 times a day. Right. But now the second I snap my fingers my hair's undone. Yeah. And so I won't. I mean that's the least that you should have to do. So then no I'll probably use it twice a day Mickey from the website you're now the only person on earth for 30 hours in a day nice During your extra six hours all other people are frozen in time, but the rest of the world moves normally What time would you select to pause the world and inject your extra six hours of you time? So what part of the current 24-hour cycle would you choose to insert that time? Okay, so you've got a 24-hour day. I'm gonna inject six hours of silence or of just I'm there.

I have one strategy. I have one strategy could be inserting it at about midnight. For sleep. And then I almost don't have to sleep during any time when everyone else is not frozen. Right. Right? Because I could like, if six hours was good enough, I could sleep during the six hours of me time,

and I pretty much can stay up the rest of the time, which means I still get quiet. If it is six hours where I am alone every single day, I need light. I need it to be bright. I need to be able to go places and enter. But what would you do? Well, I mean. What are you doing? Like playing a golf, playing 18 by yourself?

Sure. I mean, that's something I could do. I feel like if you do it at midnight You're cutting out any of those type of opportunities. You're not gonna go to the ocean or You know, okay, I get it. You want to use those hours. You're saying you want to use your solitude I do I want to use that time for something practical And if it's every day, it's gonna be different, you know? Maybe I'll- I wish I could pick six hours a day where you weren't there.

Well, you could. What time would you, I mean, at this point. You tell me, I won't be there. So Mike, which direction do you leave? I've been going through it. Because I get that. Do you put it in the morning because you feel like you're most productive?

Do you want a break in the middle of the day to take an afternoon nap or just move away? Or, like you were saying, enhance the sleep at night. It actually doesn't matter when you put the sleep. I don't know why I said it had to be midnight. It doesn't matter, right? Right. You can put the six hours anywhere

and then you get your sleep in. I think I'm gonna put it in the middle of the day. Just get a little break? Yeah, I'm gonna go Noon three o'clock. Oh three o'clock. Yeah, so after lunch now. Are you eating? Yeah, I'm gonna eat why wouldn't I eat? During the oh of course I'm eating what about you coming back out of it Are you are you running too close into dinner? That's all I was worrying about Yeah, oh man, that's really thoughtful. You may gain too much weight if you put it at the wrong time. I'll gain too much weight no matter where I put it. That I can be sure of.

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is and I don't know if it's it's a better hand gesture if it's used more often in society I don't know if it's a better hand gesture just because I like it that's what I even if it's underused yes it's this is a personal choice man it's your own ranking system I'm just telling you how I'm thinking about it okay but I'm gonna go with kind I'm thinking about it. OK. But I'm going to go with kind of a layup here at the 101, because you have a bunch of picks before I pick again. And I feel like I need kind of like, I don't know,

the veteran on the team. OK. So I'm going to go with thumbs up. Yeah, OK. I'm going to go with the thumbs up. It's a good pick. It's a great communication. I mean, you can communicate long distances with a thumbs up. It's a good pick. It's a great communication I mean you can communicate long distances with thumbs up. It's very it's very visible

Now does it come with the thumbs down? Nope. That's a separate it doesn't but I had a pick that would have and it come to Me my 101 was the gladiator thumb No, and you know what that means? No, that's a hand gesture. That is absolutely No, and you know what that means? No, that's a hand gesture. That is absolutely Before a judge. Yeah that the gladiator I do this all the time to my kids. They asked me a question and I go Up or down that's two gestures. Yeah You've been out ruled but clearly you you're feeling it cuz you know that thumbs up is part of it and you can't take it. So thumbs up is my pick. Okay.

Mike, you're on the clock. Everybody have you heard the word? Oh no. Because come on. You're taking the bird? Dang it! Dang it! My 101 look, ladies and gentlemen, it's the forbidden action in the right household, but

sometimes you gotta get your point. But not for the right household. But sometimes you're going to get the wrong household. Sometimes you have to get your point across that you are voicing your displeasure with someone and it is in fact the bird. I mean, it is. It's often called the opposite of the thumbs up. The bird, the bird makes sense. Uh, as a pick here. yeah. It's no, I had it written as the middle finger. I mean, I certainly would, those are the two. Poor birds out there getting lumped in with the. Why is it called the bird? I don't know, it's the.

I don't know, like flipping the bird. It tips flight off your hand? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Owl, owl, you're a bird, look that up. I'm looking into it. All right, Jason with two picks're a bird. Look that up. I'm looking into it.

All right, Jason with two picks here. The bird is not there. I'm really upset because the thumbs and the bird, the finger and the thumbs, those were magical picks. I mean, good job, guys. I feel... You could go with the tea drinking pinky. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it's... A sophistication. It's very sophisticated. Not on my list. Man, it's a... Sophistication. Very sophisticated, not on my list. Man, there's a real tear break here. Everything else kinda sucks, but... Um... Didn't you say you had 15? Oh, I've got 15, but it's like there's two great ones,

which was the gladiator thumb, which was one gesture. Is not. Where would Owl, where would you have ruled on that one? I'm sorry, I was reading about the bird. On the gladiator thumb, Jason thinking gladiator thumb means he gets wavering and then up and down. That's two gestures. Well then I want to take it at my turn here. I'm going to be surprised he doesn't take the sign language alphabet in its totality based on that. All right, I'm gonna take one that I could use right now because I'm mad at all of you.

And I'm taking the shh. Oh! Hush your mouth, son. So that's a good pick. It's not even on my list. It's a good pick and you didn't duplicate any of our fingers or thumbs. That's true, I got the.

You're the first one to the index finger. The index finger is there. Nice pick, not on my list. Not on my list. Thank you, thank you. And then I'm gonna stick with the fingers to the mouth. Okay. And I'm going with a chef's kiss. Okay. I use that. Oh, that was not on my list either. Yes, I do have that one on there. When things are great, whether it be food or otherwise. I feel like you must use that a lot. Yeah, I actually do. Mwah. Give that move. Now, you don't get any sound with it. Sure you can.

It's a hand gesture. Well, the hand gesture's fine, but I'm just doing a completely separate sound at the same time, unrelated to the hand gesture. Okay. I'm also, you know, if you're- You can yell things while you flip the bird. It's a good pick, and if someone was in their car with their window up and you did that, they would still understand what you're saying. Without the kiss.

So it works. So Mike, it's back to you. Bird was your word. Are you going to lighten things up? Right on. For this team. I got my 102. It came back. I know what you're doing. Do you?

I think I do. I mean, look, I'm a rock and roll feller. I'm tatted up. It's the rock and roll horns my friend I knew it absolutely rock on yeah, I think the bird and the rock on is gonna be a popular Combo popular combo. Oh do we have an answer owl? Where do we even need to know where the bird came? I bird came from? No, let's leave that off there. Okay. Oh, that means it's a good answer. I have to pick a couple picks here. I need to match the bird the best I can,

because Mike is mating negative pick in terms of like the meaning, right? You're using that gesture to send a message, and I need to send a message. Or I'm telling people they're number one. But you're not, with that finger. That's a totally different hand gesture. Yeah, that's true. I need to send a message, I'm telling people they're number one but you're not with that finger that's a totally different hand gesture yes true I need to send a message and if I can't if I'm in the car I'm in the car and I need to send a message and I can't send it with the bird I'm gonna do oh no I'm gonna do

the slit your throat you're dead look I'm. I don't have the bird to go to that's yes. That's not on my list Look, I'm going with this the throat slit. That is good. I mean it wasn't on my list either. It's edgy. Yeah I mean that is It's murderous Like I've ever done that to someone like you are dead. I yeah like Not in serious, but I'm like on the road I'm sure we've all gotten the bird before we've all probably given a bird or two in our lifetime I have never looked out my car window If I looked over and saw someone give me the slit your throat

Motion I would I would turn. I would just immediately turn. If I'm on the freeway, I will slam on my brakes. I will put it in reverse. I'm out of here, man. That guy wants to kill me. I had to counter the bird, man. I don't care how edgy it is.

Oh, man. That is so extreme. And I'm going to kill you. You just selected I'm going to kill you. Yeah, I did. Man that is so extreme and Kill you you just selected I'm going to So we got thumbs up that's happy we got the throat slit that's less good My next pick is it's a bit of a risk Every time you do it But I mean from a gesture standpoint, I've done it a lot and it is the anticipatory high five Oh okay

I'm going up with the I'm looking for the high five Sure Now the rest is up to you Right And if you leave me hanging that looks stupid Oh you got another hand That's what I do whenever I get left hanging it's always You finish it?

One hundred it's got to be completed Okay, once you have signaled the the hand slap. I think the high five is the happen. It's a nice gesture Yeah, it's all right Mike sports fans Mike. You are rocking on with one hand Could you imagine the bird with the other could you imagine sporting events without high fives? Oh gosh? Yeah, it would be the worst Yeah, actually that would not work. I need to celebrate and slap hands with strangers. We are a very visceral people. I remember when the pandemic was going on. I really did think it was the end of like the handshaking, the high fives and stuff. Like people would just start fist bumping,

be a little... It's all back in full form because it's just natural. You just do it. Yeah, we've moved on. What's a pandemic? Yeah. Who needs that? All right, with my third one here, so the bird. We got the rock on.

And this is some, I don't know when it happened to me, but this is now my hand gesture of choice of just like what I'm saying. Oh yeah, it's okay. I hit people, I go with the hang loose. I go with the hang loose or I think Shaka, it might be called that as well. The pinky and the thumb extended

and you rock it back and forth. I mean you've got the. And you just let people know, yeah. I thought you were gonna go. You might be the coolest hand gestures here. Yeah, I thought you were gonna go hang loose instead of the rocker. I got them both.

I've seen you do the hang loose before. I've never seen you do the rocker. Because I go through periods. There were times where it was a lot of the horns going up. Okay. Jason, two picks left for you. Okay. All right.

Don't blow it. Oh, I will. Um, there's a, there's a lot of mediocre things I could go with here, but I feel like you guys, you guys all have, you know, your negative, you know, yeah, flip the bird. I'm going to murder you. Same, same, same, same. Isn't exactly no positive. It can be very disrespectful. It can be and I intend to use it that way. In addition to that, I'm going to go with I'm watching you. Oh! Not on my list!

It's this right here. The two fingers to the eyes and then point at you. You just need to know I'm on to you, I'm watching you. I like it. I use that with my kids a lot. If I'm somewhere else I'll give it I'll hit him with the UC I'm watching you eat them broccoli cuz so you at the dinner table broccoli oh the I'm gonna murder you yeah okay yeah maybe I'll try that with my children um so I'm watching you that's a good one okay and then I feel like I am a little jealous of the high five

We got the sporting events and we are competitive people and I don't know if I could live Without a good fist pump. I mean, you know, I make a good Tiger Woods Yeah, exactly the Tiger Woods the celebratory whether you're out at an event That's not a fist bump. Correct, fist pump. Yeah, no, that's a good gesture. Yeah, that's pandemic acceptable. Yes. You know?

Now that's not the same thing as, I'm gonna get you. No, no. That's shaking, that's not a pump. I'm not shaking a fist, I'm fist pumping. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, I'm celebrating my great pickleball shot. These are all really good picks.

This has been a pretty good draft. You let me know if we need to go five or not. All right. Mike, you have been the cool kid. So I mean, you're on the surfboard. We're going to keep it going, man. We're going to keep it going. Because when you're leaving, you got to check up the deuces.

You hit them with the peace sign. The peace sign. Deuces. That's for Ow the peace sign. The peace sign. Deuces. That's for Owl. All right. Thank you. The peace sign. I didn't think you could put four together this good.

The peace sign is so good because peace sign could be, I mean. Did you have a peace sign phase at your school? Cause there was a, Oh yeah. There was like a two year period where it was everyone used the peace sign to say goodbye. And it can do so many things of like, it can be, It can be a hello. like a two year period where it was everyone used the peace line to say goodbye.

And it can do so many things of like it can be the full on hippie peace, hey man this is my symbol of we're going to be mellow, you could be really aggressive, like peace out or you just chuck up the deuces. I mean it's very versatile. I'm going to close it out with the A-OK. Everything's okay. Everything's okay. Everything's okay. I feel like it's one of the maybe powerhouse gestures that just didn't get

picked. There's a couple I mean we can go one more round. If you want. Let me look at my list to make sure I got another cool guy one. Or we can end it. I mean that's fine. But I think okay. I think that is okay. I think that's a okay. So thumbs up. Man, I got a real wild card right there in the middle. The throat slit. I love it.

High five and then an okay. Mike has the bird. Rock on, hang loose, and peace sign. Jason with the shh and the chef's kiss. And then I'm watching you and the fist pump. Very nice, very nice. That's a fun one. Any honorary mentions that you guys want to throw out there?

Oh, I mean, so many. Let's see. The point? Nobody went with the point. Pointing was actually the first thing I wrote down. But then as I got through them, I liked other ones. I had, I mean, I Love You is a classic. Yeah, yeah.

Classic signal. Now for the listeners, that was the three finger I love you, not the hand gesture of I, you know you touch your I and then your heart and then you. That's just a you thing. That's not a you thing, I love you. Who does that? Yeah, that's a very normal thing. But it's three gestures, I love you who does that yeah, that's a that's a very normal. That is a very normal thing, but it's three gestures

I love brooks not surprised brooks way in here them all together. I don't know that one I know the one where you make a heart with your yeah, but that's a heart That's not that I love you where you have the the index pinky up in the thumb out No, I don't know either though by your math then my I'm watching you is two gestures one were you actually that I'm watching you I've always done it with you keep the two fingers the whole time. I've noticed that in you before Yeah, this is I've always really weird. It's this that's how I do it too. Yeah, you go to a point which is two gestures The I think we covered most of the hold on I want to see if owls on his game right now because there's another good gesture

Oh, he's not oh I did think about going with the point with the thumb out. Yeah, that's a different point than there You got to do that. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you do need a quick Two fingers up one more round one more. Oh, that's a good one. One more, you do the circular motion. You gotta blow a kiss. Sure. Oh, good entry here, Al.

The salute? Oh, that's a very good one. Oh, even a casual salute, not even a, not a formal. Yeah, I salute all the time. Oh, you got the two-figure salute. My salute is usually a tip of the cap. That's what I, you know. There's a lot.

Is a wave, we didn't get yet Waving is plain Jane is I had waving and clapping as unsure if those like yeah clapping is not a hand gesture It's not a golf clap. What would you know? Maybe a golf clap if you don't hear it is a gesture. Yeah, I like that It's just it's a gesture that makes sound you got raised hand just be called upon Uh-huh, excuse me that makes sound. You got raise hand, just be called upon. Uh huh. Excuse me. Okay, you got a stop. Uh huh. Which is there.

There's a handout and stops in the name of love. The raise hand, the stop, and the high five are the exact same gesture. You've also got this. Yeah, yeah, the come here. I love that we're a podcast and I'm referencing this. But the come here finger? Yeah.

I like to do more of the four. Oh, the four finger. But look at this but the come here finger. Yeah, yeah, yeah you like to do more of the four finger But look at over here because the there could be the come here, which is which is the one or two fingers Insinuating I need you to come over here. We're gonna talk when you go whole hand. That's we're gonna fight. What's the matrix? We're gonna fight If you go more than two fingers you're signaling we are going to fight. And unfortunately, there will be other hand gestures in that fight. In that fight, like you're dead. I slit your throat.

What did we learn today? I learned that all 80-year-olds are ugly. I learned that different version of I love you for the first time. Oh, that's what I was going to learn. Oh, no! Does he have nothing? Well, I also learned that photography is just a minor skill.

Ha ha! That's right. I also learned that we're on to some with this poop shower idea. No, that's a different kind of shower. OK. Goodbye, everybody. Ha ha ha!

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