Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Soundproof Baby Boxes & Toy Store Battle Royale - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: July 7, 2025

Spit Hit for July 7th, 2025:On today’s show we become professional Quidditch players, patent baby boxes, go to battle over brownies and play a brand new game called Change my Mind, then have a Toy Store Battle Royal. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast:Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.comFollow us on X: x.com/SpitballersPodFollow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPodSubscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

What's up, Spitwads? Al Borland here. We are taking this week off in order to spend a little extra time with our families over the Fourth of July holiday. But don't you worry, we will be back next week with a brand new hilarious episode. Until then, enjoy this classic from the vault. What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers Podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Badingi! Yes! There's no volume there! I think I whistled. Badingi. Yes.

There's no volume there. Hey. You're going to have to crank that in post. I'll do it. I think I whistled. I could hear nothing. You blew on the microphone at least. I feel like you cheated the system and you got out of a scat.

You can hear that, right? Yeah, I know. That's what I was doing. We heard your whistle, we heard it. And then I ended with Badingi. It's been a minute. Tremendous, tremendous start to the show. Well, once you're in it, I realized immediately

that I couldn't hear the whistle at all. But then I'm like, what am I supposed to do? That's all I'm doing. Keep going. Welcome to the Spitballers. Keep on keeping on. That's how you cheat a scat, Jason. I will whistle.

Learn from the best. I will whistle next time. No, because then you're a copycat. Yeah, copycat. Then what am I supposed to learn? Yeah, just that there are innovative ways. Yeah, be creative. OK.

Would you rather? I'm going to play the drums next time. Would you rather? And a new segment today changed my mind. Oh, a new one. We'll break out a new segment on today's show, then we'll go to a draft where we are entering a toy store where we will have a battle royale in today's draft. It's going to be

Pretty fun. I think if that whistle says anything about today's show is gonna be a good time Al Borland is here What's up, Spillwads? And he's gonna help us along in that change my mind segment I think everyone's gonna really enjoy it you can follow the show over on x slash Twitter at spitballers Pod is where you can follow the show over on X slash Twitter at spitballers pod is where you can follow the show and All of the social media handles you can search for spitballers pod over there. Let's kick it off with some would you rather? Would you rather Would you rather be a world

famous Quidditch player? Oh, done deal. Hold on. Or a world famous pod racer, which would be a reference to the Phantom Menace. Yes, that would be Star Wars. Now when I first read this, I, like people play Quidditch now and it is very close to LARPing. I mean you can't fly yeah and so you're running around. Very close I would say it is in fact LARPing. Well it's a sport that they've reinvented for the

unable to fly. It's a sport created in a fantasy world, and people pretend like they can play it. So it is fully LARPing? You can only keep score. It doesn't matter to you? Yeah, and I'm not shaming these people. I'm just saying it is LARPing. LARPing means live action role play.

If you were doing a Civil War reenactment, or let's just say a fantasy battle on a big, everybody's dressed up as witches and wizards or whatever. But if there was skill to it, to win or lose, I feel like it makes it better. Yeah, it definitely makes it better. Which is what the Quidditch thing does. That's why I said almost warpy.

But you're saying basically. Listen to Harry Potter nerd over here, trying to defend his world, like you aren't just a bunch of nerds. Well you wear uniforms. It's still a sport. It is not a sport. It is. It is a sport.

We play pickleball, we play with little wiffle balls and we put a net up and we keep score and there's skill. I don't hear what I'm not saying. Those out there who are playing the real live action version, non-flying because it's real life version of Quidditch, super nerds, super nerds. You're nerds. And they're happy to be nerds. They know it. But it's still a sport.

It's a game. It's an activity. It's strategic. Somebody wins because they're better than you. But anyway, look, let me get back to where, so I thought we were talking about real sports, but obviously this is being a real Quidditch player or a real pod racer.

I would vomit everywhere if I was racing those pods. It seems like 80 to 90% of them blow up pretty quickly in the middle of the race. Usually if there's 10 racers, there's two that finished the race. It's quitted by a mile. By one billion. I mean, I don't even want to be a pod racer.

No, I would not doubt. If that was a real thing. Those pods are real. This course is there. And it's like, hey, we built it. You won the ticket. You get to race one of those pods. You wouldn't want to do it?

I'd say I ain't doing that. Are you crazy? You don't want to go fast? I don't want to go fast in one of those uncontrollable pods through a canyon of falling brick with shady other people who are using their little trick pod racers to destroy mine I am you know you want to be in the thing where there's shady characters in the stands casting spells on you I was hoping he was I think we're both rooting for him not to know that part of the story nerd um yeah but no there's no snitch there's no snitch in the real quick there's no but what what about quaffles or bludgers?

I don't think there's a lot of bludgeoning either. I'm not sure. No, bludgers. Sorry. According to this WikiHow that I'm looking at, how to play Muggle Quidditch. I mean, you just- A quaffle looks like a volleyball. Just enjoy your D&D, Mike. All right? No, the D&D people, we're coming for you.

So are you taking pod racing? So I was too busy making fun of the nerds like Jason. Are we putting ourselves temporarily in that world? Yes. OK. So I get, oh man. I think I'm going. Join us. No... I'm going... Join us. Join us.

No, I'm going powder racer. Oh, you're going to die? Maybe. Yeah. Maybe. All right. But you can fall off a broom. I'm sturdy. I can hold on. He's just hanging. We're back to the argument of how long do you think you can hold yourself up without falling?

I can hang long enough for one of my teammates to come with their broom and say, hop on. We're back to the argument of how long do you think you can hold yourself up without falling? I can hang long enough for one of my teammates to come with their broom and say, hop on. Maybe. Maybe. Would you rather have to listen to a barking dog for eight hours a day or a crying baby for eight hours? Oh, man. If you had said a crying dog for eight hours, that'd have been worse. I mean, a barking dog to me is doing

what it... It's bad for me, but it's doing what it wants to do. Whereas a crying baby is... The baby's doing what it wants to do. No, the baby's doing... Babies cry for a reason. It could be they're hungry, it could be they're tired, it could be they want their poopy, they want their parents. So to me, the baby needs something. So hearing a baby cry for eight hours and not being able to intervene, I'm gonna be like, that's gonna make me suffer more, mentally.

Because I'm like, that baby for eight hours needed me. That dog does not need me. It's someone else's baby. Well, what's a bark? It's barking because it sees you a bark? It's barking because it sees you. Yeah. It's barking because it or something. I think someone's outside. It's barking because it's just wanting to communicate. My kids go play in this dirt field near our house and you would think dogs could learn things, but they just play. They ride their

bikes in this field and a hundred percent of every second that they ride their bikes in this field. And 100% of every second that they ride their bikes, a neighboring dog sits at the fence and barks as loud as it can bark. They've named the dog, I don't remember what the name is, some dumb name for the dumb dog, but it doesn't need nothing, it just wants to annoy you. Unfortunately, I have two dogs, and one of them is the neighborhood watchdog.

I know it's embarrassing. It's awful. Do people? No, we haven't. We haven't had people because there's other dogs that bark. So your neighbors all hate you. They just don't talk about it. Possibly.

Very possible. Probably. And my dog Daisy and she has different barks. Like there's a deep, loud bark compared to her warning bark which is so high pitched. You can tell what a warning bark is. It's nonstop. Well she often will do this when her brother dog

gets into mischief. He's the dumb dog who just like does whatever he wants. And if he's somewhere he's not supposed to be, she freaks out. And it is the worst sound of all time. So I would have to take a baby crying over that particular bark. If it's a regular dog bark. I'm probably still taking that one. I get a baby cry is, it drives me wild.

Baby cry, it's been a while now. It's been a minute since we've really dealt with baby cry but there is a timer that goes off where no matter how patient, calm, collected, prepared, mentally fortified for that moment, I know that this cry is gonna come. And maybe I need to let this baby cry. You hit a wall. Yeah, you do. You hit a wall and you go, you just break, it breaks you.

I mean, this is another, shut up baby! You just, you're going. Stop it! You can't possibly take the baby cry. I don't know what kind of dog bark your Daisy's warning bark is, but it can't be worse than what my blood pressure is gonna do when after 10 minutes, after 20 minutes, after 30 minutes of this baby crying, this baby in need, the dog, as soon as this eight hours is up, gets the front door opened and the leash taken off and I say, sayonara. You can't do that with a baby.

But not again. For eight hours. Now, do you feel worse yelling at a barking dog or yelling at a baby? Oh, yelling at a baby. Oh, yelling at the dog. Me and that dog are going to have a verbal fight. But for eight hours, you are yelling at that baby. For sure. Yeah, and I'm not going to do that. Yeah, he's saying he won't do that.

I will yell at that dog. Although the dog would kind of probably at that stage understand that you don't like what they're doing more than the baby. Yeah, but the dog will just keep repeating, saying, no, you're not understanding me. There is imminent danger. Yeah, look, both of them stink. And once we had kids and we went through baby phase,

I would be on a plane. And I'd see a family, and they'd have a crying baby. And I had a lot of compassion. Yeah, you feel compassion. I mean. You feel bad. I'm just like, we get it. That's what, you know, you give them that line, don't worry about it, been there, you know, whatever.

There's still a limit. Like, you give them that, like, don't worry about it. And I can brush it off for longer than most people on that plane. But you still, like if it's 30, 40 minutes, I'm like, shut the baby up. I've also, I've found out that there is a threshold of time

Post having your own baby where the empathy goes away, you know the angry old people that are like Who is bringing baby on a plane? I'm getting close guys. You're getting close. I'm getting close You drug that baby up. You're you. Oh really you give that baby Do you bring the baby Benadryl? Other people's babies? Oh I'm gonna start... Another five years I'll be bringing like baby Benadryl onto planes just in case. Just throw on the noise canceling headphones.

Yeah that's a good option. That's another option. Yeah. Would you rather... Or drug the little baby. They can't fly in the cargo hold, right? Babies? No, I don't think they would take the gold. I don't know if it's, yes, temperature control.

You can't pay them to move other people's babies to the cargo hold. There should be a baby box on plane. Oh no. No, no, no. Like, really nice. But it's fun? It's got toys in it? Yeah, it's like a little-

Soundproof? Think about where you put your luggage, right? Right. So you put your luggage- So far, not compelling. No, no. So there's a container like that, right? Inside, it's nice and padded, it's comfy, and there's a little five-point harness so

the baby, you know, if turbulence or whatever, is gonna be okay. I was gonna ask you about that. Okay. You can put some toys in there. On the top, you know, if turbulence or whatever, it's gonna be okay. I was gonna ask you about that. Okay, you can put some toys in there on the top. It's a mirror, baby gets to see baby. Baby gets to, you know, baby can either sleep or baby gets to see baby. There's toys in there, it's soft, it's safe. There's snacks?

No, no snacks, you don't want Chokey Baby without, without protection. Okay, okay. But most important, it's soundproof. It is 100% soundproof baby box. You close that thing and you can't hear nothing. See you in five hours. See you in five hours. That's exactly right. Now here's the thing. When that five hours is up, I know that my baby had a wonderful flight. That's how I choose to see it. Yep, because you're going to open that door and the sonic boom that will erupt from all the crying babies

will destroy you. Or they've fallen asleep. They passed out after three hours of crying. And being jostled around. The only way I'm on board with that is if the flight attendants have the ability to put babies in the box if they don't behave. So they can say, one more time out of you, you get the baby box.

That's frightening. Would you rather have to boo every kid other than yours at a sporting event? Or fart loudly every time the pastor begins to pray? Have you ever seen the video of the mom booing the girl at the free throw line? No. It's not booing, it's the young lady, the free throw dribbles, prepares, shoots,

misses everything. Air ball! Air ball! Yes! But the best part. And then the film, you hear a couple people, like, you hear the barman. What are you doing?

He's like, I'm her mom. It's a mom. But it's very funny. That's OK, then. That's totally OK. So you have to boo every other kid, which will get you beaten up. Or fart loudly every time the pastor starts to pray.

Which will get some chuckles. As you see, I think I can get chuckles on that one for at least five, six straight times. My... Until somebody finally has to come up to you and go like, listen, don't fart during the pastor's prayer. Do you... Just clench.

You cut it loose and then scream, who farted? Or do you just sit in the echoing? No, you ignore it. The reverberation you ignore it You might look around you know what I mean you you fart and go is do you do? You imply yeah, that's rude. You don't do like a forgive me father. Oh Just like the sign of the cross Guess you have to be in like if you're Catholic mass

I guess you have to be in like if you're a Catholic mass Forgive me father for I have I had some Chipotle I guess we're all going fart. Yeah, there's no way we're not booing other people's kids. No So my son I will judge them silently like an adult. Yeah, my son like You're not wrong like like a real grown up because my son had his first of this season basketball practice yesterday and they're, they're, you know, fourth and fifth graders. That's the age of this basketball team and they're about 75% through the practice and then the other kids start coming in that are going to be the next hour of practice after this one. And so Jim is starting to pack up and then there's this little, an older kid, probably three or four years older than our team who's

just sitting watching, waiting for his practice to start. This little jerk, this little jerk, I was like, this little jerk. Oh no, baby box. He's yeah, he needed a, he needed a big boy box. Uh, this little guy, he's just loudly talking about everything they're doing wrong. Oh my God. He's like, come on, you gotta, you, why don't you take that to the hoop? He's laughing at this, the way this guy is shooting at the hoop. It's like this- So it's a junior high laughing at you.

Junior high jerk. And I'm telling you, when he, I shot him daggers with my eyes. I did the like, are you kidding me? Now he never saw me. This kid was oblivious. He was in his own world of judgment. But just feeling that and hearing, I was like the one person near enough to him

They could hear him just calling out all these other kids for their failures, and I was like That's unacceptable now you stuck around for his practice, right? Yeah, and I gave it to Probably happen is his dad showed up to the practice and started doing that to him. No, that kid does not. Oh, he's perfect? No, no, no. That kid's parents were not there.

I promised. That was a drop off situation. Kid with a mouth like that. I need a break from this kid. Our kid's the worst. Sorry, everybody. Maybe your kid's the worst because you're dropping him off. Go to his practice. Oh my gosh. They weren't the kid. All right, so look, we're going fart

there. Would you rather have to change jobs every two years or have to move every two years? Ooh. I love my job. And I love switching houses. This is a fun one. Yeah I was gonna say like I don't know like how often have you like if you averaged out how often you've moved over the last 15 years? Hmm. I don't I'm probably at about. Over the last 15 I'm at half a move. You're at half a move I'm probably. Wait you're at half a move meaning? I've been in two houses over the last 20 years. Wow! Yeah that's one move. So I would be oh I see what you're saying the average yes I I think I've been in four so that would put me at about maybe three four years a one oh man here he comes three moving oh no no no six the booze boostacular seven I've been in seven here's the problem with that that's the

like you're almost over the last ten years no not ten no to be fair to that to get to seven it would would have been 17 years. Yeah, I mean that's a lot. And that's almost like a renter situation where if you move that much, it's like why do you, you don't want to work on nothing in your house because you're about to give it up. Yeah, exactly. I mean you put a, I know on one, you put a really nice brand new pool.

And a new floor. And you moved immediately. Did some stuff on the walls walls got out of that house So loved that house. That was great. See you later moving jobs I feel like would be fun at first and then get worse the older you got I feel Less capable of moving jobs the older I get so And it's hard to you know I would learn to live with little if I was moving every two.. Yeah, if you knew you were gonna move, you would.

Sorry, what were you saying? You'd live that way of, I'm moving in two years, I'm not gonna. Minimalist. Yeah. I'm not gonna have a bunch of crap. Yeah. Which is great.

Yeah. Too much. My house is full of crap. Yeah. Just everywhere. Just too much crap. Everywhere. I think that's most people's problem.

It is. And it's a problem. Get rid of your crap. Yeah, starting over at work every two two years new jobs that that doesn't work The only the only way that works is if you are being recruited to other companies at a massive raise each time Yeah, that that's which at first statistics employees close your ears statistically speaking Like people who change drop jobs every two years you make more money for sure I used to be a manager of a just not in the podcast industry Like people who change jobs every two years, you make more money. For sure.

I used to be a manager of a Best Buy. Just not in the podcast industry. Yeah. Of a Best Buy a long time ago. And when you moved on up, you were hired here at Best Buy eight years ago and you've worked from a cashier to now you're a general manager. You got your own store. You make squat.

You make nothing. But the person who's never worked for Best Buy who just got recruited over from Home Depot, oh, there's only one way they get that person and that is to pay the big bucks. Yeah, I mean, it's just it's the way it works. Yeah. But I will. Yeah, I'll move. Oh, yeah, I probably will. All right. Quick break and back with a brand new segment. Change my mind. All right.

Did you find a new house yet, Jay? I'm on Zillow.com. We are starting a brand new segment today, and it is called Change My Mind. Al Borland is in the back here, and he's going to be basically reading off a polarizing statement, and we have the ability here in studio to either agree or disagree with that statement. If we all agree, we're moving on to the next statement. If we disagree, it will obviously be... Or if we're all in agreement, we can say how dumb the other people are. That's fine. We could shame others. We'll definitely talk about

stupidity. Say, well, you have an opinion? You're dumb. Yeah, we're very dogmatic on things we agree on. But if somebody disagrees, you're obviously going to have a two versus one situation. And those two individuals will have, I think, a couple minutes to try to persuade the other person to change their mind at which they'll listen and then at the end they'll decide was their mind changed. Good. So go ahead, Al.

Tell us what we're going to weigh in on first. All right. The first statement, a corner brownie is better than one out of the middle. Corner brownie is better than one out of the middle. Okay. So we're going to count to three and then? Yeah. Three, two, one. Boom.

No. It is clear no better. Mike went with no and Jason and I both said yes. Yes. A corner brownie is of course better. The camera's out of handy. There you go. Well, yeah, thank you.

No. Yeah. Jason, would you like to begin? Sure. As the resident food expert as seen by my waste. Why do you claim that title? Because of my size and my eating. Listen, his comments on food have more weight to them.

Go on. Thank you. Here's the thing. Brownies are always, the edge brownies are always the best because you get the best of both worlds. By the time you cut all the way in, the inside is soft. It's what you're wanting, but the outside has a little bit of

firmness and crispiness to it. There's nothing worse than the brownie piece that is too soft everywhere, and it feels almost undercooked. That's always gonna be the center brownie. The center of the whole sheet. Maybe it's okay. Maybe this is super cooked all the way through

and the edges are crisp and wrong. But if you're just talking about your average run-of-the-mill brownie sheet, the edges give you both parts that make it great. That little crisp outside and that chewy centerpiece. That would be my... I would just compare it to the someone making Stouffer's mac and cheese in the microwave. The edges of a mac and cheese have a extra crisp to them that gives it a the cheesy crispy outside edge that's got a different flavor to it and the outside of a brownie the outside of a cookie has a nice crispy delicious flavor to it. Depth to the texture.

Basically if- Not just all one note. And I know Mike has various wrong food takes so this might be a- Especially dessert takes. A difficult one but look, what we're saying is if you respect yourself, if you are sophisticated,

if you have a palette- This is how you backbite. If you have a broad palette, any of those feats, if you're worth anything in this way. Then you go for the middle. You didn't have me until we went right to the insults. And then my.

Oh, I was not insult. I was just speaking broadly. So Mike, do we change your mind? No. The inside of the brownie is delicious. It's so good. I already knew the answer to this one. It's what the brownie is. OK, you have a big pan, right?

Mm-hmm. The brownie is supposed to be soft. Actually, they make brownie pans? Have you seen this? Yeah, they make an all edges one first. They make an all edges. Why would they do that? Because there are psychopaths in the world.

Why would they make padded rooms? Because there are places that we have to put people who are not safe for society. And that's the people are like, no, I want the... Hey, look, you're selling pans, baby. Those pans sell. That's why there's two of us and one of you. It's like crunchy peanut butter.

Get it out of here. I knew that changing mics might not food. Well, here's the thing. My argument was in a pan, you have the edges and the rest of it is it's all so like 98% 96% of the brownie is soft because that's how it's supposed to be yeah I mean soft and chocolatey and delicious and flaky or undercooked yeah how would you guys need to learn how to cook brownies apparently cook them edges all right all right Mike starting to wonder are you switching? No. Oh gosh

No, no, I've I've I am sophisticated. I do respect myself Get you a straight jacket starting room to wonder if we ever have a two to one vote I wonder how many episodes how many hundreds of episodes before we can all change Mike's mind. No anybody's oh No, I'm a very reasonable person. Maybe all right. All right next statement hundreds of episodes before we can change Mike's mind. Nope. Anybody's. Oh, no, I'm a very reasonable person. Maybe. All right. All right.

Next statement. All right. The next statement, the person in the middle seat of an airplane get automatically gets both arm rests. Okay. The person automatically gets automatically. It's just a done deal. Okay.

Three, two, one. No, no no we all know Because it's automatically exactly you got to change the verbage honestly I think they get one and one of the two people get screwed kind of I think it depends on the size the people That is one hundred that is 100% Why I went with not automatically if you say the person in the middle seat is Supposed to get both armrest rests, I will say yes. I would be fine with that. I would be fine with that. They're sacrificing, they don't get the window, and they don't get the leg room on the aisle. But I'm always an aisle

flyer. And if I'm on the aisle, I'm getting that arm rest. Yeah, because I'm first. I will establish dominance. I'm wide. I will bully you up to the elbow rest. Why would the middle person deserve one extra armrest to the other two? Because the person in the window can lean against the wall. Yeah, they can. The person in the aisle can stretch out their legs. Yeah, the person in the middle is completely trapped. Yeah. In my opinion, they should have at least one at all times.

But I don't think they have to have both at all times. But you can't coordinate with the left and right. But when you're on the aisle and you're at the window, you have one at all times. But I don't think they have to have both all the time. But you can't coordinate with the left and the right. But when you're on the aisle and you're at the window, you have one at all times, no matter what. I agree, and that's what the middle should always at least have. All right. So should middle? So Jason, if you show up and there's another wide person on the other side of the middle, and do you, a wider person, do you determine that you'll sacrifice your left arm for the middle person? You're saying I am wide on the aisle.

You're the least wide of the outside people. I'm the least wide of the outside people. Okay, so. So I'm saying that that other wider person, maybe they're on the window. Well what's the person in the middle? Is the person in the middle? They're average sized. They get zero on the rest of the aisle.

So it's all about it. There's a bad flight for them! Alright, alright, we agreed though. Give us another one. Alright, leftover pizza is better eaten cold rather than reheating it. Alright. Alright. 3, 2, 1.

No. You fools! Better? For the audience, Andy and Mike said no, no, no, you better for the audience Andy and Mike said no Jason said yes It's of course better than reheated better Leftover we're starting not not not cold pizzas better than hot pizza. This is cold This is leftover pizza correct only referring the left over day Am I taking it out of the fridge and eating it or am I taking out of the fridge and microwave as opposed to brand-new pizza? That is you take it out of the oven and eating it, or am I taking it out of the fridge and microwaving it? As opposed to brand new pizza that is,

you take it out of the oven and you throw it in the fridge? Mike, would you mind if I open this one up? Please do. Let me read you a little Bible verse to help you out here. All right, I'm all ears. When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child, and when I became a man, I did away with childish things.

You're a grown man. I understand the fact that maybe as a small child the convenience of the cold pizza is superior. Go grab, put it in your mouth. That's what you did as a kid. But we're talking about adult time. You have the time. You have the ability to put it into a microwave and have it as pizza was intended to eat Do you eat your steaks cold? Oh crap. No, I do not. Okay. I why because a hot steak is significantly and

Definitely better than a cold. Have you reheated in the oven? I have never reheated in the oven It is a better way to go. I'm not saying microwave is the best you just actually made the argument for me because there is a difference between heating a pizza in a microwave. You don't do that. Well sure, if I'm gonna take the time to redo a pizza, I'll just order a new one.

It'll be there in 15 minutes. Yeah, all righty. It's gonna take as long to pre-heat my oven. If I have time I'll order a new one. Oh no. If, I'm telling you, if you're telling me I gotta preheat my oven and then put it in there and then wait for 15 minutes. Do you live inside of Domino's? I live like, I could walk to Domino's in 30 seconds. I'm so close. The delivery people don't use a car. I'm not sure your concept of time Understands what's happening Mike do your best?

Well, it's it my argument is with you is yes It is certainly easier to grab the cold piece out of the fridge, but technology has advanced The mic microwaving your pizza is awful. You get spongy crust. Thank you, this is what I'm saying. It's disgusting, but the technology has advanced. If you didn't, and waiting for the oven, that used to be the worst. Air fryer, put it in the air fryer.

Takes you five minutes at the most, and you have a fresh, delicious piece of pizza. Hold on, I think I figured this out. This is all time, because you could. Time and quality, it's a sliding scale. It's one a piece of pizza. Hold on, I think I figured this out. This is all time. Because you could. Time and quality, it's a sliding scale. It's one of those. Okay, but you would still prefer a fresh slice of hot pizza.

To, yeah, to a leftover cold pizza, yes. To a leftover cold pizza. So if you could just get the pizza back to its original state the right way, you'd be happy with it. Correct. But that takes too long, to you. Yeah, correct.

Well, to be honest, I don't know if it's possible or not I've never taken in my life. I encourage you to oven that thing to I've never or air fryer pizza and Thrown it in the oven. I'm not convinced. It's gonna come out on day two as good as it was when it's not It's not as good as however So so you guys have certainly not convinced me that it's better to have this soggy, nasty, spongy pizza on day two versus a firm, delicious, cold, easy, instant pizza. However, however... This cold pizza's pretty mushy. What's that?

Yeah. It can be, and the cheese clumps and, yeah. If you'll allow me, I will say. I will not. You got a Bible verse for me. Let's move on. We won't move on. Mike won't allow it.

Let's move on. No. For B't allow it. Let's move on. No! I for-bowed. Okay. I was about to hop on Mike's back and take a piggy ride to an air fryer, but I will never air fry a pizza the rest of my life now on principle. This segment has turned more air fried pizza for me. This segment, instead of Change My Mind, should be called... Stand called stand your ground yeah it's called I'm stuck in my opinion forever all right there you go no one convinced Jason give us another one all right werewolves are more dangerous than vampires werewolves are more dangerous than vampires this is a good one I like this question because it's very

subjective and I feel like my mind could be changed on it Okay. All right. All right Three two one. I went with no. Yeah, I went with yes. You both said they're more dangerous Yes, yeah, and here I'm the one that's got to be persuaded here And I think Mike and I have the same reasoning do we and it's all about reasoning Yeah, I have some I have some reasons that I think are logical. I'm saying you can't reason with a werewolf. When a werewolf has turned,

and obviously we're only talking about a turned werewolf, you're not just a person who is, you know. Obviously. Well, unless you see the werewolf transform back into the human, you don't actually know who the werewolf transform back into the human, you don't actually know who the werewolf is. Right. So, a werewolf is only going to attack, kill, eat you, destroy you. A vampire, a vampire can. A vampire is strong and is just as deadly, but you can reason with a vampire.

You can talk to a vampire. You can befriend that with a vampire I could talk myself out of being killed Yeah, you think that that's that's your strategy. I have seen vampires fall in love and Who's to say that this is not a nice? Is a big Twilight argument so here's my argument why werewolf is more dangerous than a vampire I'm listening to you guys you're kind of a resource on zombies and creatures. I'm at my house, okay? The full moon is out, there's a clamoring at my door, uh-oh, I open it, it's a werewolf,

my face is ripped off immediately. Okay? That's a fact. That's okay, that's one possibility. It's now nighttime again, because otherwise the vampire would not be able to come to my door. Right.

And they say, knock, knock, knock, Mr. Wright, may I come in? No. And now I'm safe. You're totally safe. And now I'm safe from the vampire, because the rules are the rules. You have to be invited in. That's the vampire rule? Oh yeah, 100%.

Yeah. You must be invited in? They can't come into your house without permission. See, Mike, let me make you, before I reveal whether my mind has been changed, because it was a close one for me. The reason I went with the vampires more dangerous is because I will see a werewolf coming. They are gigantic and they're loud

and they're hairy and big and wolfy. Yes. But a vampire, I could be at a party, right, that I've invited a bunch of people to. Now, in your situation, you know that this is a vampire, I could be at a party, right, that I've invited a bunch of people to. Now, in your situation, you know that this is a vampire, so you're like, no, you can't come in. However, vampires can veil themselves. They can.

And so, you could be at this party, and you could be like, oh, I need to go get my coat in the back, and then Mr. Vampire goes, oh, let me come with you, I have a coat back there, too. And then the next thing you know, you're being eaten. The party is a dangerous situation because you said you invited a bunch of people. So they were allowed in.

That's what I'm saying. I would not see a vampire coming in that situation. Then the other argument to that would be all of the vulnerabilities of a vampire. Garlic. So oh, no, I had some garlic sauce with my pizza. I just breathe on cross

Holy water yeah, I mean there's all these things that I was in the state too. Yeah, yeah Well, that's a kill. It's easier to find a wooden stake than a silver bullet. Yeah, or which is the werewolf? Yeah, you have to get him in the movie silver just to be clear Did this werewolf and the vampire did they compete for like at night? Because they both only have to be out of- Well, sort of. Because a- Or can he eat the meat and then the other one takes the blood? And they could share?

They could. But a vampire is trying to turn. They're not just out there feeding. They're also out there trying to turn and get people added to the vampire. Did they turn a werewolf? Ooh, that's a good question. To create a vamp wolf? That is an excellent question. No. I don't know. I don't think

they could. How tough is the hide? Oh they could break through. Okay. Yeah. The teeth are very sharp on the vampire. Alright so did we convince you that a werewolf is more dangerous than a vampire. Yes. Alright! Yes, I think he got me in particular with the face ripping off. When he mentioned that part, it was like, ooh, that sounds bad. Would you rather have a bite on your neck or your face ripped off? Well, you become a vampire, right?

You do. So that's better than having your face ripped off. Yeah. One of them you come back from and kind of live forever. Yeah. I'm dead. Well, as long as you're dead. I would then have to turn all my friends and family, right?

Now, is that the only one? Is this like a MLM? Only the ones you really love. A little bit. Is this like a little bit of a- If I bite you, you got to bite 10 people, and then they got to bite 10 people? Now, Josh, you are-

A vampire. No, you resemble it with your pale skin. But let me ask you this, so how do, werewolves when they bite someone else, do they become a werewolf too? Yes, it's called like canthropy. Okay. It's a disease that's spread on us. So it's the same thing as a vampire. But they don't ever eat you then?

So would they rip my face off? No, they can eat you, but if they scratch you or bite you and get away, then you get that disease then and become one. All right, I still, I think I'm gonna dance with the vampire now, you guys persuaded me. So do we have one more? Let's draft.

All right, let's do it. The Spitballers Draft. Have you moved, Jason? Have I moved from? You were on Zillow. Did you buy the house? No, I've got an appointment tomorrow at noon for a walk through. Okay.

It gets prudent, you should probably look at the house before you buy it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't go side-uns. I mean. Roll the dice. Just roll them dice. All right, we are into our draft

on today's episode of the show. It is a toy store battle royale. So we have all entered a, you know, just imagine those of you out there that enjoyed the great days of Toys R Us. Yeah. Which, um. Oh man. My kids still miss them tremendously

now that they're gone. They, I think they're. They're in Macy's. Yeah, in Macy's, in Macy's. And when they're in some place, that's not the same. No. Oh, I was blown away by how not the same. I went to one of these

It's a corner. Yeah, it's a I mean is this a corner of a store and they're calling it toys are some toys here Yeah, it's basically like when like last Christmas season. I went there and it was like it's like a pop-up You know where the shoes are in Macy's? Yeah now divide that in half They're just replacing with toys and call it Toys R Us. See that hurts. It does. Where you Toys R Us, where you KB Toys? Oh, I was Toys R Us.

Toys R Us was the gigantic, you know, Costco style. Yeah. You know, the KBs were in the mall and they were very expensive. But they were still nice. It was so compact. I mean, there was just the... It was fun. Toy stores now are target. Well, let's see a toy on target. Let's remember them the best possible way, which is a battle to the death by picking different items from the toy store to to fight with one another. And, you know, I don't know. Maybe I've missed

the boat on thinking here. There's several picks I think could go number one. But I think what I'm gonna go with is I'm gonna go with the spy gear, all right? Okay. In a toy store there is the spy gear. You don't remember the spy kits? I don't remember the spy. You don't remember the thing where it's got the mirrors

and it stretches up. I got the toy periscope. So you can see over the wall? I've got the night vision goggles. OK. Which are not, they're just, they turn everything green. They may or may not come with a couple of small walkie talkies with pretty bad range, but I could use them from his direction. Yes, you could.

So I'm going to go with what I think the spy kit that is for sale in a toy store Okay, all right. All right. I remember all those things individually. Oh, they're in a cat I believe it. Yeah. Yeah, I had the kit. Okay, that's great. All right, so that means with the kit No, I used it for spying. I'm building my team. All right as a spy You're not trying to engage in conflict. You will not see the periscope at all. If you get caught, you're a bad spy.

Yeah. All right. My first pick, I will take something that legend has it, at least my memory is telling me, that it was, in fact, designed as a weapon originally. Oh. And then it was transformed into a toy for children, mostly peddled by someone who would stop

by your elementary school. Oh! And make you think it's really, really cool. I will take the yo-yo. It was originally developed as a weapon? That's, look, that sits in my memory. That sounds like some made up lore to make your pick sound better.

Maybe, maybe. It's a toy. It's floating around there. I still like the pick though. Yeah I like the pick. Because I think you get rain, it's basically, you know, you got a weapon at the end with a little bit of rain. Alright, we have an update.

There is no sound historical evidence. That's why I said it's just floating around. I like it too because you could pretend you're like Spider-Man with it, you know? Like you're shooting a web out. Swip! Yeah and then bonk. Yeah, the yo-yo, I mean, you don't have crazy range. I will say that. But it's nice.

We have another update. Oh, oh, oh. The notion is believed, this is from Al, the notion is believed to have been a marketing gimmick disseminated by Duncan Yo-Yo demonstrators. So the person who's going around to the school... Selling. ...is tricking kids and stuff.

This was a weapon. Wow. That they used in the Philippines. stuff. This was a weapon. Wow. That they used in the Philippines. You want to buy a weapon? Safely? Yo-yo. All right, so you weren't yo-yo. Yeah, I'll still take it. I think it's good. I really do think it's good. But I also do believe in this fight. It's going to backfire, you will 100% lose a finger. You will 100% lose that finger.

Because at some point, let's say you hit me with it. I'm going to try to catch it. Maybe I don't catch it, it wraps around my arm. At some point, it's mine. Oh, he's going to rip his finger off. I'm pulling. I am grabbing that yo-yo and I am saying, get over here. What type of string do you think I have on my yo-yo?

You're saying that you're- He's saying the string will break. Yes. But then you just I have on my yo-yo? You're saying that you're... He's saying the string will break. Yes! But then you just don't have a yo-yo. I mean... It may be a one-time use. It's gonna hurt your finger at least.

Yes. Okay. Also... I will not disagree with that, but I will disagree that the thin yarn string is going to take my finger off my body. I think this will make Mike more vulnerable because what we'll do is we'll hit him on the head when he is busy Untangling his yo-yo after one throw and it gets all tangled up and he's sitting there spinning it But you got the yo-yo some Jason you have two picks. All right toy store. All right. My number one is still there and

It's a weapon originally developed as It's often put under beds to be used as a weapon, originally developed as a weapon. It's often put under beds to be used as a weapon. It's a baseball bat. They sell baseball bats in a toy store? Do they? Maybe like a, they got basketballs in a toy store. You can have a toy bat.

I will give you. You can have a toy bat. Not like a. It's a wiffle ball bat. Yeah, you can have a wiffle ball bat. I said I will give you the wiffle ball or the foam bat. Yeah, you can have a foam bat. You can't have like a softball batiffle Ball or the Foam bat. Yeah, you could have a Foam bat. You can't have like a softball bat from a Dick's Sporting Goods. Really?

They don't sell like a little bat? But the Foam bat with the Foam ball. Yeah, you could have the Foam ball with it. All right. I'll retract. OK. I'll retract. We're trying to help you.

I had to try. I think a Wiffle Bat's valuable. I will take the gun. I knew. I knew. Oh! I knew I said to try. I think a Wiffle bat's valuable. I will take the gun. I knew. I knew. I knew I had a toy. He has a thing written down that says, I know it's not a toy. And he wrote it beforehand.

Yeah, I had to try, baby. I knew you were going to try it. I had to try to get a baseball bat. Yeah. I knew that's not a toy store. You didn't seem that crestfallen. I'm going to take a helicopter. All right.

Oh, man. You're cheating with the first pick. All right. This guy. That's where you got to start, man. You didn't seem that crust-falling. I'm gonna take a helicopter. Alright. Oh man, you're cheating with the first pick. Alright, this guy. That's where you gotta start, man. Every draft. Okay, I'm gonna take, I don't know if you've seen these. A katana. My son has...

You know, for Fruit Ninja, they sell katanas in stores now. My son has had these they are a blast but they are also not They shoot a mile a minute. They shoot a hundred of these little tiny bullets. Okay, I'm talking about gel. Yeah, okay Those things are machine gun. They're pretty cool and it's not going to kill you know, but you're not coming at me straight You are yes, you, garden, protected. Probably not good for the eyeball. No. There's someone in the face with that though.

Yeah, for sure. You're coming towards me with your back towards me. All right. Because you're hearing this. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. All right, so I got gel blasters and a baseball bat and for my... You're gonna need some time though, if know you have to dehydrate those or you have

to hydrate those gel bullets. That is true. So you're gonna have to put them in water and wait a little while. Will you guys give me some time? Yeah sure. Time out! Time out! My bullets!

My bullets aren't ready yet. All right my other one it's similar to your yoyo but I think it's better. My strings not breaking It's longer. Okay, and I can use it to exercise and get in shape for this. Yeah I'm taking a jump rope. Okay, I jump a jump rope. It gives me some range. It's a nose. It's a noose It's a new. Yeah, it's absolutely I could tie you up. I could choke you I can hit you So you're going to work out you go over could hit you. I could slap you, I could work out. You're going for like a big jump rope?

Yeah. The biggest they got? The extra large. All right, all right. So you've got a jump rope. Mike, it is back to you. All right, I'm going to, so I have sort of a ranged weapon. It may be a one-time use only.

We'll find out. Ow, that hurt. It's mine now. I'm going to take some projectiles now. So I'm going to take the wooden castle blocks. Oh, OK. Those are an underrated pick. They're heavy duty.

I got all different shapes and sizes. I got some cone shapes for sizes. I got I got some Well, like some cone shapes for some steeples some sharp edges. Yeah. No, I mean all the blocks I'm just I'm gonna point out how dangerous these blocks could be if I'm throwing them around Superdangerous for you. Did you say one time use because you're not gonna be able to get them back. No, it's my yo-yo. Oh Gotcha. Your yo-yo might be one time use Alright, you went with the wooden council block. Yes to get them back? No, my yo-yo. Oh, gotcha, your yo-yo might be one time use. All right, you went with the wooden council blocks. Yes.

I'm gonna go, you know, you both have projectiles. Mm-hmm. And the fun thing about, even if it's a toy version of this, it still works, guys, especially against what you got. I'm taking the toy sword shield combo. Because the shield, the shield's still a shield. Yeah, the toy sword won't do anything, but the shield is gonna really help.

Yeah, yeah, I'll throw that thing in the garbage. I have Captain America's shield on my, the plastic one, but it's still helpful. Especially, that's gonna come in clutch with my gel blasters. Honestly, a plastic sword, I might be able to give you a wallop. Like one slap, like kind of a slap.

Yeah, you could slap me. I could do do a slap so the plastic sword and shield I think I needed against your ranged weapons there this next pick he only goes combos he gets the kit right the sword and shield I feel like that's two picks because I would have just drafted a shield are we we're allowing both picks here we're that that aggressive? I mean, it comes in a kit, man. Yeah, it comes in a bag. All right, okay. And then with this pick, it just, you know, it's kind of par for the course on my Battle Royale. I like slow moving vehicles, so I'm taking a Power Wheels! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

Not even for the fight, just to have one. Yeah, I know, I wanna have one finally, man. That's just gonna be awesome. And, you know, I don't know what the top speed is nowadays. They were the coolest. Someone on your street when we were first growing up had a power wheel. There's two things.

One, they're the coolest. Power wheel. Two, if they owned a power wheel, that meant they're rich. They're the rich family on the street. Like, even if they were Destitute and should not have bought this on credit. Oh, yeah There's a kid in the world as a kid you didn't you don't know the financial situation anybody But whoever had a power wheel was like, oh, that's the rich family

I the power wheel if someone else had it it wasn't even something I asked for I knew it was too expensive for my family Me too. It was just like That's cool. I wish you cool, I wish I was you. But yeah, I'm taking the power wheel. Which one? Can you, taking like the Barbie? Yeah, it's fine, but I'd probably go like the monster truck. Hmm, is there a monster, okay.

Yeah, there's like a black monster truck. I know there's like a Hummer. Kind of looks like a Jeep. Escalade. Probably the big, being a grown man at this point in my life, I'm probably gonna like a Hummer. Kind of looks like a Jeep. Escalade. Probably the biggest, being a grown man at this point in my life, I'm probably gonna get the biggest one. Cause I'm gonna need to try to get in it.

Makes sense, cause generally weight limits for power wheels range from 40 to 130 pounds. That thing's not moving. That's some weight to lose. That is not moving. Andy's gonna get in that. He's gonna use it like a skateboard. One foot in and then the other foot just pedal.

I can throw a power wheel right at you. All Mike it's back up all right I am gonna go oh man so okay I'm gonna need I'm gonna need some transport and he's got some transportation yeah we're in a toy store so I imagine there's aisles. I might wanna be able to see over the aisles. I might need to move fast. I'm taking a pogo stick. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh You're going like, I want to move fast and see over the aisles. I thought this man was about to take two pairs of stilts. I mean, I didn't know what was going on. I feel like Mike's weapons are all going to backfire on him.

The pogo stick is, you can wield it at the end of your... I could. You can get there and then swing it. I can do a... It's actually a better sword than it is a... I can do a midair jump. Transfer it up. Yeah.

You can do that? Chop it down. He could also. That's super impressive. He could just fall, though. He could fall. That's super impressive. He could just fall though, he could fall. More than likely.

I will die. Well let me tell you. I want you to use a yo-yo with a pogo stick at the same time. Good luck. Let me tell you how. Just spinning around my head. Ah! How Mike's fight is gonna be over, okay?

Mike's fight's gonna be over because of this next thing I'm drafting while he's on his pogo stick. I'm drafting marbles baby! That's a problem. Yeah! drafting while he's on his pogo stick. I'm drafting marbles baby! Oh yeah that's a problem. Yeah! Just hit one. Just hit one. He rolls a bunch of marbles at him? I could throw them at Andy and I could roll them at Mike. Honestly it might mess the power wheel up. I don't know if it can handle marbles.

I think the power wheel will be okay. Four wheels on the ground, pretty sturdy. And it won't be moving because of your weight. So you'll be fine with the marbles. I'll have to throw them at you. But marbles is the first one. And then the next one that I'm taking, I love this because it's a fun, it's just a fun toy. And any of you ever punched a wall?

I mean, we've been holding up where we've experienced it. How's that feel? Sucks. Well, it depends on the- Your knuckles. It depends on the material. Drywall's not a big problem. No?

You can go right through it. What about a skull? Punching a skull? Yeah. I imagine that's a problem for my fists. That's gonna hurt. That's why people wear boxing gloves. When they fight.

I'm basically- You're getting those big inflatable ones. I'm getting the Hulk hands. I knew he was taking the Hulk hands. The Hulk hands. Big green box of gloves, baby. They're foamy, right? They're like... They're not plastic. They're not foamy. They're hard, though. Yeah, they're foamy on the inside with like a hard outer layer. I'm just saying, it's kind of a shield, too. If you actually hit me with it, it would not hurt as much as your fist. No, it wouldn't, but it will hurt my fist less. I love it. Yes, and he would be like, I'm the Hulk.

Yeah, I will. I will say that so much. Let me just picture this. Jason's got pockets full of marbles. He's got a jump rope, probably in lasso form on his hip. And he's got Hulk hands and he's got a gel blaster on the other side of the hip. And that's his weapons. Mike, you are currently wielding a yoyo with, on a pogo stick, and then maybe a sack of wooden castle blocks over the shoulder. That's right.

And your final pick. My final pick. So I have some melee, I got some movement, I got some projectiles, now I'm coming with the Sonic, Sonic warfare. I'm taking a karaoke machine. Oh really? I'm blasting it, I'm gonna be blasting.

So we know where you're at. Who know, yeah, you'll know that I'm coming, and then you'll have to close your ears, it's just, it's too loud. I go, ah, ah, ah, ah, with a primal scream, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, is a are you familiar with that max fury road he will oh yeah you want that yeah the big truck that's come through the speakers yeah that's gonna be me with my tiny hand held speaker I mean every every war in history has like the you know the old yeah they got the band playing to strike fear that's right this

is my marching drum well look I I've got my spy kit right I'm all I'm all decked out you don't know where I'm at. Well, yeah, you do, because you hear the power wheels coming. I can see over the aisles, Andy. Although they are electric. It's very quiet. The plastic sword and shield, I've got that in tow. I can defend against your projectiles.

And so look, I'm going to take the steel with the draft in the fourth pick. Oh. I mean, this thing, look, I've got a wide variety of them. They do the same type of distraction the gel blasters do, but I get them in the late rounds, and they're probably pretty painful way up close. I'm taking some Nerf guns.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm taking the Nerf guns. I mean. I thought about it when I was like, oh, but I wanna hurt you. Yeah, I don't, you know, I get what you're saying. You sure you don't want the water gun? The Nerf guns, they got a little plastic tip on them

And if I get close enough which I will with my spy gear be it's gonna hurt okay I feel like I said a nerf gun right done done with your draft. Yes. Yeah, he's done, okay Then let me tell you about this nerf gun that my son got from his grandparents for Christmas. It is a four-foot tall Gatling Nerf gun. You're twisting the crank in the lever. It takes battery, it's battery powered. You wanna get hurt? Come on.

This is unbelievable. Nerf battery powered? It's unbelievable guys. There are about, there's like 60 or 70 bullets that's in like the giant Gatling you know it takes you forever to load them forever to load it you put this thing in and you hold down the button and it's the tool it unloads your five minutes to load it you have three seconds of 60 of these things going so

fast you can't believe it so if you had drafted the Nerf Gatling Gun, we lose. I'll even give it to you. But how many of those Nerf darts do you still have? Oh, there are... Six. We've got infinite because all you've got to do is look under anything. You just look around. It's going to take you some time to find it, but we've got Nerf under every piece of furniture. The problem with Nerf guns is it's fun for like five seconds.

We have a lot of old Nerf guns that the kids don't play with. Then you lose your ammo. Yeah. That's why the gel blasters are not so bad, because you get a lot of ammo you can load up pretty quick. But that'll do it for today's draft and for the show. What did we learn? Let's find out.

What did we learn today? Apparently, real life Quidditch is a real sport. Yeah, it is, buddy. According to these two over here. I learned that werewolves are potentially more dangerous than vampires on today's show. And I learned that after 4,000 votes, edge pieces are beating centerpieces.

Yes! 50.5%. Oh, Yes! 50.5%. Oh gosh. 49.5%. Let's go edge pieces out there. Take care, back with another episode next week, goodbye. Goodbye. Thanks for listening to the Spitballers Podcast.

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