Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Spit Hits: Fake Friends & Disney Characters to Start a Podcast With - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: December 29, 2022

Spit Hit for December 29th, 2022: On this episode, we talk about human skipping stones, Jason’s patented technique to avoid cheek bites, and being pitched on an MLM. We end this podcast by drafting Disney characters to start a new podcast with. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

On today's episode, we talk about human skipping stones, Jason's patented technique to avoid cheek bites, which is still ridiculous to this day. We're talking about being pitched an MLM, which is just the worst. And of course, there is a draft. And what's in today's draft? Well, is Disney characters to start a podcast with? Tell your friends about the podcast. Seriously, pause right now, text a friend, text two, and then listen to the show.

What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers Podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Blap, blap, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip, blip of me and then I was like and it was and it was it was coming it was coming to me and then I was like where am I the beginning was sensational you blacked out halfway through I blacked out and and then and what comes to your mind when you black out uh the word poop huh did that did I say poop did you I definitely did yeah I did you did you said poop I did not you did you did oh well

the nice thing is it's recorded so then i blacked out too y'all thank you i mean i maybe i was i was on such a voyage like i was on the back of unicorn riding the rainbow and then you realize you don't exist well no and then the unicorn blacked out he's plummeting through the air and i just fell in a trash can. It's, they say, psychologists say this, not me. I've read the studies. That... Freud, right? When you black out at the back, like a scat reveals your true character.

So at the moment where it's pure improvisation, your deepest core fundamental parts of you come out in word form. And I heard... Poop! parts of you come out in word form and I heard poop. I am blown away right now because genuinely there's no chance. I didn't say poop. Now the sound poop might have come out of my mouth amongst a myriad of sounds that were just flowing. Did you end something with a P sound like a brap

and then went to an oop? I think that's what probably happened. A brap oop. We'll see. I'm going to guess that's going to be cut out and shared on social media. Welcome into Spitballers Andy, Mike, and Jason. For those of you not

behind the scenes, I will say that most of the time when Jason's told that it's his turn to do the scat, there's a terror, a fear, an apprehension, a hold on, let's wait a second. I don't know how much you can see. He seems super confident today. I don't know how much you can see on the YouTube intro from the graphic to when it actually goes to the camera, but we have these little boogie board things, and he was fanning himself.

I thought that meant the scat would be hot. Oh, I thought it meant that too. So I need to fan harder. All right. Well, we have Would You Rather Life Advice in a Draft on today's show. Next week, I've been told Liar Liar is coming soon. But how can we trust that? Right.

It's a lie. The whole segment is built on lie. I believe it. I think that's the truth. Now we beat you last time, right? No. Still? I will be watching 10 Hours of Jeopardy every day until next week.

And probably you need to join the FBI and be one of those profilers too. Can I get a phone tap? Because you need to be able to identify a psychopath and a liar and things like that. I'm just going to start Googling all of them. I've got this computer right here. I mean, it's really blown me away that I have not yet cheated. You can support the show.

Jointhespit.com. Let's get into some Would You Rather. Would you rather? Would you rather? All right. Dangerous writes in. That's their name. Dangerous from the website. You're taking your family on a summer vacation to Maine. Why? Lobster. Would you rather drive? Why? And be the only driver round trip or fly but have to lay over in each state whose border you crossed? Okay, we are in Arizona. So this is both a long drive and many, many, many layovers. Can we guess how many states? That's got to be a 10.

You can. I'm going to look it up, though. I'm going to guess a 10-state minimum. Yeah, I was going to say it's more than that. We have a 43-hour drive. Oh, okay. All right. That's a lot.

And I think you'd cross 12 state lines. It's just tough because can I cross over like a corner where I avoid? Oh, you mean right on the corner? Yeah. Or do I have to now stop in two states? I think that's your worst strategy. So from Arizona. Wait, what did you guess?

I don't even remember. I think it was 11. What did you guess? Six, seven, eight, nine, ten. I've got 12 by my count. I have 12. I guessed 12. It's 12.

But you were right. You've got to go New Mexico, Colorado, Kansas, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont. Oh, see, my math. West Virginia, Maine. kansas missouri illinois indiana ohio pennsylvania new york vermont oh see my map west virginia main my half goes my map has me going through massachusetts and then just barely barely get a little corner of new hampshire that one would be annoying because you're right there yeah you're like could have been 11 we're done to go ahead and drive. Yeah, you have to drive. Stopping that many times will take you just as long as the drive. How have we not reached the point?

This is a question for the scientists. What's the deal with layovers, man? What's the deal? Why can I not get from point A to point B? I get it. In the year 2021. Now, layover means an overnight stay. Oh, it does?

Oh, that's even worse. I didn't think of that. I was just thinking of a layover can be a couple hours. That counts too? Yeah. That's a layover. Yeah. So that just means that you have to switch planes, basically.

Or just land. That's 24 takeoffs and landings. Have you ever done the stop? I have never done where you land and stay in the plane and then go again. But I've left planes where people are on. They're like, if you're going to Oklahoma, stay on the plane. It's like. You're saying why can't we go point A to point B no matter where?

Yes. That's what I'm saying. I think it's just money. Yeah, I mean, 24 takeoffs and landings. Even if they were successive and there was no waiting. I don't think I want to do that more than driving. Because the takeoff and the landing, those are the bad parts of a flight. Like once you're cruising, I mean, I know you-

Yeah, cruising is the marshmallows and the lucky charms. The takeoff and landings, those other oat pieces. You get, sometimes you hit some turbulence, which is not so much, flying is not my favorite thing in the world. But, you know, desperate times. If you've got to get somewhere, you've got to fly. But it's the takeoffs and the landings. That's what I am.

I've got the noise-canceling headphones on. This is not happening. I am in the astral plane as much as I can be. Are you doing scats in your head while that happens? Oh, no, I'm in full. I mean, I'm hitting a mantra just over can be. Are you doing scats in your head while that happens? Oh, no, I'm in full. Riddibidiboo. I mean, I'm hitting a mantra just over and over. I'm doing my alms.

Now, I know you get a little bit nervous on planes as well, right, Andy? I get more motion sick than I do nervous. Okay. Yeah, I'm not as nervous. I mean, look, I was offered the opportunity to be in one of those little like four-seater Cessnas. And I was driving to work today and we were near. But you wanted to live. I wanted to live. I choose.

I've already made the decision. I'm like, if I get offered this again, I'm rejecting it. Oh. And I'll say this. When my kids are older. Okay. That's what I'm going with. Because the truth is., when my kids are older. Okay. That's what I'm going with. Because the truth is-

He doesn't trust his wife. That's how you're living on the edge? It's not like I'm going to go skydiving. It's, no, I'm going to ride in a small plane. I drove to work today in one of those small Cessnas. We have an airport right next to here. Deer Valley, the small one. And it went right over my head.

And it must have been. I mean, it felt like it was right there. And that is a tiny piece of metal flying through the sky. I don't know how in the world they take off and land them. I know that if they just mess up a little bit, I'm gone. Every single time that I have seen. Like, you got that invite maybe two or three weeks ago. I mean, it's beautiful when it goes right.

It looks great. I saw the pictures. But every single time since that moment, when I drive to work, it's like every single time I'm seeing one of these tiny prop planes. And what are your thoughts? Are you hopping in one of those? Oh, no, man. I just like that thing looks like it was built in the 50s. And see, the opportunity I had, there's one pilot and three passengers.

They don't make planes that small. That one pilot has an issue. We're back to the beginning of spitballers. How likely are you to be able to land a plane? So I'm fine, but I don't know about you guys. My goal is, I guess my goal, if that person, if the pilot goes down and everybody else doesn't know how to fly, your goal is to crash that plane properly.

Because people survive plane crashes in those small planes that's how launch pad always so your goal is to crash elegantly i would set my goal higher i would set my goal in a landing and then i would think you could land it no but if that's my goal then i could survive a crash if your goal is crashed you're probably doing it worse than you think would you you go water? If I had water available, I would go water. Really? Over the land? I think so. I think I would. I think it would be a softer landing and I'm probably wrong.

Is there a way that you could kind of this is a theory, a pilot theory because I'm so smart. You're going and you're about to land on the water about 20 feet up. Pull up. Can you open the door and leap out?

Oh, yeah, you can. Just from 20 feet up? You could jump out from 5,000 feet. You can do whatever you want. There's no locks on the doors. But what's most likely to kill me, that strategy or actually going into the water with a plane? That strategy. Yes, that is correct.

That is correct. Jumping out of the plane at low. No, like 15 feet. Okay. It doesn't matter. You're still, your body, when you, however fast, this is physics now. Yeah, all right. However fast the plane is going and you jump out, that is now how fast your body is going.

So if you are going. And it's going to cut me, the water is going to cut me in half. No, you're going to skip like a stone, but you're going to leave your flesh in the water. Right. By the end, it'll just be a skeleton, an orc sinking into the water. I skip across the whole lake, and by the end, there's just bones? That's exactly what would happen, scientifically speaking. That seems more painful than the quick death. Yeah. See, I'm buckling tighter. I'm tightening tightening my safety belts is what they call those

andy is removing them i got this i got this i got a great idea i thought you were gonna say when you're like 15 feet down you like pull up to like maybe you know so you don't come in too hot you know i'm certainly trying not to come in extra hot. But he's like, no, I'm jumping. I would not recommend jumping out. Imagine if the pilot did that and the three of you were still. You'd still be better off than the pilot. Pilot's like, okay, everyone remain seated. I'm out of here. Whoop.

He just leaps out. I got a dinner to attend. You're definitely going to make make it don't worry about it also what's that over there all right let's move on i think we've established we don't want to go up and down 24 times we're all driving to me there was a question there yeah we're driving to maine though right yes and also it's a summer vacation which means we get to go from melting outside in Arizona to- Melting. I would imagine that Maine feels pretty nice in the summer.

All right, Brett from Twitter, would you rather bite your cheek or burn the roof of your mouth with an exploding pizza roll? That's a great question because we've all experienced both of these. We hate both. None of these are like, that's not too bad. I can't remember a real bad roof, mouth roof. Really? You have not eaten hot enough pizza.

It's always the cheese, man. But it's got to be a microwave thing that surprises you, right? No, I've gotten... You can burn the roof of your mouth on like a... Just a regular slice of pie. Yeah. How are you eating it?

What happens is you take a bite and it's hotter than hot. You didn't realize it. And then when you go, ah, and you take it back out of your mouth, guess what stays on the roof of your mouth? The cheese has become your gum and eventually it will rip off and that is what shreds the roof of your mouth with the burn. So how long does it take to recover? Can you get a third degree? You can get a solid burn. It's not going to be there forever, but it's definitely multiple days.

Where, to be fair, if you bite your cheek. That's a multi-day. That can be a multi-day. Sometimes that can be. That can be a multi-week thing. Sometimes that's a multi-weeker. The old canker sore. If you hit hit it again which you do and you will you gotta learn your lesson for a couple of days and then you gotta take the next few days just going just like eating on the

other side do you do that i'm just wondering because this is my strategy if i've got like the the bite on the inside of the cheek let's say i like blow my cheeks out nope i don't do that hold on to close my teeth to make sure i'm not like biting it you and then you eat like that for multiple days you can't eat like that i'm just saying like all the time because it's not just when you're eating that you bite your cheek i feel like i'm alone here i feel like looking around the room feel that way i am i am taking you very seriously and i'm trying i'm trying to figure it out. I just have never, ever heard of this in 38 years of living. Look, I've just improved your timeline for cheek bite recovery, okay? Because it gets your cheeks out of the way anytime you're going to close your mouth.

Every bite? No, not when you're eating. Just initial clamp down. Just like you're just... You walk around with your cheeks puffed out? No, I walk around with my teeth closed so that I can't bite my cheek. But before I close my teeth... You're going to choke like this?

This is the most... What? Don't take this the wrong way. This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That's literally the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Because if this is the stupidest thing, then all the other stupid things I've said... Here's what you're telling me. You keep your teeth closed when you're not eating so that

you don't bite your cheek the only time i bite my cheek is when i'm eating you've never been you bite your cheek just walking around well maybe not just walking around but i've definitely not like i've definitely bitten my cheek while not how i want to play the scenario out talking how are you how are you doing wait talking yeah i might be talking and then bite uh bite a lot while you talk how aggressively are you talking look i talk i speak for a living okay uh i i speak with authority while you talk so wait you're telling me you only bite your cheek when you're eating and no other time if you only time i actually bite if you've got a and now i'm not talking like the og the og bite will always come while you're eating but once you've got the lump once you've got the the the i feel like there's a better descriptive word the bit cheek the bit cheek yes the bit cheek uh, which that thing is surely a bit cheek because it really gets in the way.

But once you've got that, you've got to. It's always in the way and not just when you're eating. Look, the only way that that hurts is if your teeth come together in a bite. Mike, you're staying out of this. Do you bite things other than when you eat? Number one, I'm confused what Eek did to you. Number two, no, your real bite. I mean, like there's other scenarios I could think of, but it's me.

I guess I'm biting my nails, which I shouldn't do. Yeah, but chewing gum, this is the same. You're biting. You're eating. I don't know. He's got himself sitting in a chair, which I shouldn't do. Yeah, with chewing gum, it's the same. You're biting. You're eating. I don't know. Look, Jason's got himself sitting in a chair, so I'm not surprised about this at all. I want to know. Yes, you're alone.

I want to know on Twitter the people who know what I'm... Look, if you have never buffed your cheeks out to bite, don't at me. We're going to expand. But if you have, I want to know. But you said that you can't do it while you're eating sometimes you can like just to clear the area a little bit but i mean it's producers you're shaking your heads do you do a lot of cheek biting uh he's on his own on this one yep oh man there's five of us in the room that's that's bad that's bad that's bad numbers what was

the question the question was burn the roof of your mouth or bite your cheek. It's easily the cheek bite. It's easily the cheek bite. I have a method to avoid it. See, I do the cereal cuts the top of my mouth thing too much. That's very similar to a pizza roll burn. Similar recovery? Yeah.

The burn is worse, though, for sure. Agreed, agreed. But it's a similar, you know. The burn is worse, though, for sure. Agreed, agreed. But it's a similar, you know. The burn is a pure accident. The roof of your mouth with certain cereals is just a byproduct of loving that cereal. Yeah, it was too good. Like, I knew this hurt. Then you're like, I can't go back to that cereal right now or I'm going to have a problem.

Neils from Twitter. Not just one, multiple Neils. Hey, what's up neil's um would you rather always have to exit buildings through a window or walk into every glass door before being able to walk through so you either get in and out of every window or you are hitting the glass one time okay well i see problem number one not every building has windows that you can crawl through like for instance i could not leave our office ever again unless i you know what i mean like so do i magically get to open a window everywhere yes sure okay for this for this ridiculous question yes you have

you have some kind of minus touch it's going to be awkward right climbing in and out of a window yeah a little embarrassing but not really more embarrassing than walking into the glass door You have some kind of minus touch. It's going to be awkward, right? Climbing in and out of a window. Yeah. A little embarrassing, but not really more embarrassing than walking into the glass door every single time. And that's going to hurt. But you can make that a thing. That's your thing. That's, oh, funny guy.

Oh, look at him. Watch. He's about to leave. Watch this funny thing. Bam! Maybe for your friends and family, but what about the local Target or Walgreens? And we've all seen it. You've got gotta run at those

suckers because they open they try to get out of your way you gotta no i'm gonna kamikaze we've seen the viral videos of people walking into glass doors so funny that and i've and they're all idiots oh yeah they're all idiots number one but there are the occasion where it's it's someone walking into it and that thing just shatters oh that would feel bad like you're you're doing that so like one out of what every 30 doors or something but i know i'm gonna walk into this thing like shack with the backboard yeah really the shatter situation is this person is confident there is no door there they are and they've got places to be they're getting to their car asap and shattered the door but i know i'm walking

into this door yeah but if you know you're gonna walk it's still a walk yeah it's not it's not sliding up to it and then bonking my forehead it's i am walking into the glass door now i'm i'm thinking about different homes i've been in there are i would say the vast majority. If you can't get out a window, chimney is also acceptable. Okay, thank you. But what I was going to say is the vast majority of windows, they're, at the very least, they're waist and up, right? Waist and up? I'm saying they don't go to the ground.

Most windows do not go to the ground. So you are. Yeah, you're climbing in. You are climbing. Well, just put yourself in the situation of, like, if you got into your car, but you couldn't use the door. That's the level of climbing in that you're doing every single time.

Climbing in and out of a car window. The problem is not the climb in or the climb out. The problem is once I'm in, because I went head first, getting around to the seating position. You're not going to go leg in in how would i possibly do that i mean i would i've seen the the videos where a guy runs and jumps legs in maybe in my youth um but i would have to go head first and i'm a big guy and the steering wheel is there and now i'm head first to get around to a seated position it would be five minutes of pure hilarity as I try to maneuver just rolling I'm using the passenger seat

just you're just gonna do like a full crocodile roll inside of the cabin I'm just gonna have to rock and do like a 60 point turn to get my legs in the right spot. No, I'm, I'm walking into doors here, fellas. I, Oh, Borland, how are you doing today? I'm great.

Thanks for asking. Uh, should we do another? Would you rather you want to move on to some life advice? Uh, let's do one more. Okay, fine.

Why did you ask him then for the people? Holt from Twitter. Would you rather be trapped on a deserted Island with someone who never speaks or someone who never shuts up? Oh, wow. This is a question that people ask? Oh, I guess for Mike that would be. No, I don't believe it. I know what Mike's saying.

Mike would prefer to have someone quiet, not have the conversation, yada, yada, yada. But I don't believe you. I don't believe you in the situation of a deserted island. Maybe there is no TV. Yeah, exactly. exactly for the first day for the first week but you want someone to talk to you you don't have tv you don't have a book to read you don't have anything like you might as well be stranded by yourself if you're on an island with someone that's not talking. No, because you have someone to help you. That person is interested in survival, just like I am. So I have someone who is going to be interested in taking up some of the jobs.

We've got to figure out how to get a fire. We've got to collect food. We've got to build a shelter. If I am trapped with someone who never shuts up, sooner than later, I will be the only person who is trapped on that deserted island. Now you need twice the food, Mike. Well, I'll be eating a body. Would you rather eat a body or talk to someone?

Eat a body, obviously. No question. Talk to people. Well, no, no. It's not just talk. It's someone who never shuts up. Is there a way? Hold on.

Look, this show has life advice on it right now. Yeah. But we never, look, we help the people, but maybe we need to help Mike. We need to help each other. Sure. Maybe we need to. People aren't. Your enemy.

Your enemy. And their words are. You haven't met very many people. And their words aren't poison. Oh, you, again, You haven't met very many people. And their words aren't poison. Oh, you, again, you haven't met very many people. And being nice to other people, talking to them, having care and concern for them, wondering how their day is going.

These are all good things. Those are good things. These are good things. Those are good things. They're not bad things. You could be one of the people that value those things. I care how my friends' days are going. Oh, you do? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I check care how my friends' days are going. Oh, you do?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I check in on my friends. Have I not checked in with you? Yeah. Exactly. Oh, man. Oh, no. Well played.

Dang. Well played. We lost this Spitballers episode. Oh, we lost it. Andy and I lost this Spitballers episode. Oh, dear goodness. We just got got. We got it bad. By friend of others.

He's not our friend. All these years. And the truth shall set you free oh my goodness i feel like mike wins everything yeah i mean we yeah okay exactly exactly there we go it all makes so much sense turn the air down yeah we're gonna need a little cooler in here. Oh, my gosh. All right. Well, there is nothing left to say there.

Let's move on. Spitballers to the rescue. All right're gonna need some life advice oh we are what are you doing one of your one of your closest friends it's not your friends help all right joey from twitter has a very important question let's get let's get serious. No more jokes. My friend invited me over for what I thought was a cocktail party. Oh no. When I got there, I was ushered into a living room and quickly learned I was at

an MLM recruitment seminar. What do I do? The timing of this question as you're telling me how great people are. But no! The timing of this question as you're telling me how great people are. But no, the timing of this question, while Joey is literally asking what do I do when I thought I had a friend

who wasn't my friend. Joey, this is what you just learned. That person who invited you to a cocktail party and did the switcheroo to the multi-level marketing meeting, they ain't your friend. I wanted to make that clear in case you haven't heard that term. Jason just said it. Yes.

You've been invited over to a sales pitch. Yeah. You thought you were going to a cocktail party, which means, I mean, they set this thing up with a full-on lie, and then they brought you in to sell you. It's going to be fun. We'll dress up. We'll have some drinks.

I'll sell you things. And, man, this is – No, Jason, they're not selling you things they're giving you an opportunity that's true that's true they want you to also sell things i was listening to um i was listening to a podcast going to the background of tupperware like the original oh yeah yeah yeah which is still only sold through like catalogs online and then parties. Like Tupperware parties. You're talking about the brand. The brand Tupperware.

Not all Tupperware that exists. But the brand Tupperware. Because I've purchased non-Tupperware Tupperware. The real brand Tupperware. It was Mr. Tupper. Yeah, what do you call them? You call them Tupperware. The same way you call a Band-Aid a Band-Aid even if it's not by Band-Aid.

But what is a Kleenex? It's a tissue. Okay,? You call them Tupperware. The same way you call a Band-Aid a Band-Aid even if it's not by Band-Aid. But what is a Kleenex? It's a tissue. Okay, so what is a Tupperware? What is the real name of a Tupperware? It's a plastic container. That's two words. That's too many. That's not catchy.

They should use something like- It's Plasticware. Plasticware? Oh, that is- Wait, Plasticware is like forks and knives. It's a food storage container. Oh, we're up to three words. Oh, man.

Look, here's the thing. Tupperware did a good thing. Those are good people. Now, I've never had this exact situation where I showed up at a house and then was sold something. Because I don't know what I would do there. I would probably get explosive diarrhea and leave. I have had the people, the Facebook friends who you hear from once every two years, mostly realtors, and they ask you the pretend questions about your life to lead into,

do you have anything? Do you guys looking to sell your house? You looking to buy a house? Do you, uh, you know, trying to sell you something. And there is no worse feeling in the world. And I don't, there's nothing I would respect you less for. Didn't you have, so a while back we played on a flag football team. Yes. Wasn't there someone on our football team that like kept trying to ensnare you? And the worst part of that was, is this person pretended to be my friend in real life multiple times until finally we connected online so that he could try to recruit me. We call that a mic.

To be a part of a multi-level marketing scam thing. And the thing is, is like, on one hand, I understand these people are trying to make a living. And they're told by Mr. Tupper that you need to sell to your friends because that's how these companies grow. And the hard part of it is like Tupperware, it's a legit product. Tupperware is good. Yes, it is. I mean, do you want to store your food in tinfoil, or do you want to throw it in a Tupperware,

or whatever the generic term is? It's a great product. It's an actual product. It's a great product. There are MLMs out there that are just snake oil. Right. But what do you do? We'll save you money on all of your media bills

if you sell our money. I'd probably buy some Tupperware and then leave. That is what you do. Most people do that for their friend. No, I think the pro move is you start selling your own product. You turn it all around and you find. Thank you for coming here today. Thank you for coming here today.

This is my party. Actually, can I talk for a minute, please? Because now you've got a captive audience. And whatever you do, like for me, I'm going to tell them all about the podcast. I'm just going to talk to them. I'm going to maybe draw some things out.. I'm just going to talk to them. I'm going to maybe draw some things out. If they've got a chalkboard, a whiteboard.

Get us some investors. Get us some investors, some listeners. I mean, whatever you do, you work at T-Mobile, you start selling phones because what you're going to say to the friend with your actions is this is what it feels like. Don't do this. Look at me. I'm the captain now. Your friend wants to sell that

and wants to have this Tupperware party? Have a Tupperware party. Bring them over. Let them know. It's the bait and switch that's the problem here, Joey. And I think you need to move on from this. Yeah, it's not a friend.

The bait and switch is the problem. Don't ask them how they're doing. The worst part is here's what you're going to do. You're going to get out of there, right? And this person's not going to be a friend to you. And then all the other people that went to the party are going to buy this product. And then you're going to get home and you'll be like, man, I wish I had that product.

That product looked pretty sweet in that presentation. All right. Next piece of life advice. Jeremy from the website. Okay. Wait a minute. All right, Al. Owie, owie, owie, owie.

My wife and I are selling our little car so we can buy a minivan. All right. Twins are on the way. Okay. Congratulations. Love Michael Keaton. We are hoping to use the money from the sale of the car to help pay for the minivan. Oh, no.

But my sister-in-law needs a car and wants us to give it to her for a family discount. What should we do? This is tough. This is brutal. At first, I thought your sister just asked for the car. And if she just straight asked for the car, that's overstepping, in my opinion. Like, to say, hey, can I have your car?

Yes, 100%. But when it comes to family discount, you're in a real pickle here. Because now, you wanted to sell the vehicle. You wanted to get Max money for it. because you really do have a good reason. You want most money because you want to get a minivan. They're not just switching cars. They're switching car types because a new family is on the way.

But twins. Yeah. I'm sure Jason can speak from more experience than me personally. Twice as many kids, isn't it? Due to I don't have twins. Right. to me personally. Twice as many kids, isn't it? Due to I don't have twins.

Right. But I've had a child, and having a child is not a cheap endeavor. Now, having two of them at the exact same time, also not cheap. It's almost more expensive to have two than to have one. Double. Yeah. But the problem is now, like the conversation of, I'd love you to buy it for full price

is not a conversation I know how to have. Because you would expect a family member that's selling their vehicle to at least, I mean, maybe consider giving you a discount. Maybe. Maybe. Not presumed. You shouldn't presume that they will presume i hope this question came in

minutes before we started recording because the answer here is i'm so sorry we already sold it why didn't you come to me earlier i you know i would have i would have given you a smoking deal but it's already gone and then you're probably going to have to in the meantime make sure you're parking in the garage or down the street uh until you get this thing traded in it's really really tough and you know you you know maybe maybe do the the whole one percent discount you know they'll like well i can get this but just give it to you i mean it's a really tough situation i know we don't give real advice very how. How dare you? But the real advice is just be honest with the sister or sister-in-law.

Oh, great. Now it's even worse. Family problems. I always hated that guy. Sister-in-law? Oh, crap. Yeah. Because you'd like to be able to just say, look, here's what's happening.

We would love to give you a discount. But now it's sister-in-law, which you're removed. I know. The wife has to talk. My hands are clean of this situation. You're right. You just found the loophole. When the situation is my parents, when the situation is my siblings,

who handles it? I do. When it's on your side of the family, you get to handle it. Not your family, not your problem. That's what Mama always said. That's right. Yeah, so. Hey, wife.

Talk to your sister. Jeremy, your wife has some heavy lifting to do here. Yes, she does. And I have no advice for her. But the only thing I would say is probably not the right approach is what Andy said, which is honesty. Of course. I mean, honesty is never the answer.

When you are faced with the decision of honesty versus washing your hands of the situation. Right, right. I'm saying for the wife now. Here's your advice, Jeremy. Ask your wife how she's going to handle it there you go and whatever she says is going to go I'm giving it to her for half off

yes ma'am I guess we're doing that I'm going to ask my brothers to be my groomsmen I will tell you this honestly right now I read Gooseman and I did not know what that was this is a big moment in my life you need to protect your butt cheeks

alright I'm going to ask my brothers to be my groomsmen I want to get a unique gift for them that's actually usable they are 41, 40, and 36 I'm 29 and was an accident I also

read and was in an accident. Okay. Whoopsies. All right. I also read, and was in an accident. Oh, man. Which I'm not doing good on this question. We need to do Highway to Spell immediately. So this person that's been in an accident is looking for some Goosemen. No, what should I get for them? So this 29-year-old accident is looking to get some gifts for the groomsmen. And I've heard, I mean, people like giving original gifts to the groomsmen.

What's the best? How many weddings have you been in, Jason, as a groomsman? As a groomsman, two. And I. Best gift you got? A fancy bottle of scotch. Okay. That's a good gift.

I would also recommend, like, we've gotten a gift before of a really nice carving, like, super nice knife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a cool gift. I love nice knives. And I'm not talking, like, a switchblade or, like, a hunting, but, like, a chef's knife. Oh, yeah. No, that's a good gift. What would you, have you been a groomsman before?

Do you have friends he has many friends we don't know them but he's loaded with friends he's always talking to them chatting them up lots of friends that we obviously the reason you can't ever get a hold of me very interesting all my friends now that i remember this mike wasn't we weren't groomsmen at mike's wedding that's true that is very true uh but what have you been a groomsman at some others? I have been a groomsman several times, and I'm trying to think. The coolest gift. It seems like that's a gift that gets customized.

Like it's made for you. Like your name's in a knife or something. And like, honestly, the only one I can remember is the one that is the most recent. Like, I can't remember the other gifts, which my friends listen to this podcast. So, sorry, fellas. Yeah. Your gifts were not good enough. But the most recent one I was in, Game of Thrones was huge at the time.

Game of Thrones was huge at the time, so he got us all customized, fancy-looking beer steins where they look like they're made out of wood and definitely a mug that would have been used at a tavern in Game of Thrones, and then it had a customized placard for it. Wouldn't the best gift to give be paying for their tux rentals? Yes. Yeah, that's actually a really nice gift to give be paying for their tux rentals? Yes. Yeah, that's actually a really nice gift to give groomsmen. Or buy them tuxes.

It's a punishment. It could be their tuxes. Sometimes it's a punishment to be in someone's wedding. It can be. Can you be in my wedding? But also, you're going to need to spend way up on the outfit I'm going to make you wear. So knowing you, Mike, you probably did not like being a groomsman. It was all right.

It was my real friends. Oh, okay. Spare no expense. I'd pay anything for them. I'd do anything for them. Anything. I'll even ask about their day. The one where it got out of control. So wedding day,

right? We're in this beautiful looking field area. There's flowers. You're in a real legit flower garden and you know what likes flowers bees bees oh my gosh bees like flowers and i was up in uh vermont and i don't know what they feed their bees up there a lot of honey but they oh yeah these things are jacked these things are on now you had the flower on the lapel, right? Yeah, of course.

Of course you have something on your shirt, but I'm up there for the ceremony, and I am surrounded by bees. Oh, this is a nightmare. This was my fear factor, guys. I made it through, but I told my friend I would never, ever forgive them for that situation. Wow. Here's the thing. What about the weddings where they're at another location without airfare covered? Like this wedding, you've been asked to be a groomsman.

Oh, yeah. And now it's in Hawaii, no airfare. Congratulations. Because you're going to be at my wedding, you're going to have a Hawaii vacation. But you're going to have to pay. You've got to pay. You've got to pay for it out of your own pocket. It's interesting the timing of it. Because there was a.

I don't know how viral. But viral enough that I saw it. Of a gal shared a TikTok. Of like. We need to normalize this. When you're asking someone to be in your bridal or groom's party. Like. Lay everything out for them.

Don't just come to them with the. Like. You know. The joy of like. I am bestowing upon you the honor of being in my groom's party. That's it. Do you accept? Yeah.

Not laying out like, this is what it's going to cost. This is where I can help out. It's like, these are real conversations. These are our friends that we asked to be in the party. I think both parties should have a lawyer present. Yeah. You're going to want to moderate it it make sure that things stay civil and um the the bills are it's funny because we're coming up on our 15 year anniversary you guys

have been are you guys your past years i'm past 15 i'm past mine your pastor just had it this year right or pretty yes yeah it was this year um and we're watching some tv show and there was this elaborate wedding and all this stress and all this, you know, what comes with a wedding. And my wife just goes, weddings are so stupid. She goes, if we could do it again, I would just do something super small. Like Mike is the guy on the show that constantly brings up these like traditions and things that we do. Like the idea of some of the wedding traditions, like you're saying,

it's basically called the obligatory cost factory. Yes. Because there are things that you have to do. You have to pay a bunch of money for the food. You have to pay a bunch of money for the clothes. You got to pay a bunch of money for the rings. You got to pay a bunch of money for the destination. There's no way to do it differently. You're divorced two weeks later.

Yes. On top of that, part of the tradition is we have, you know, I guess you could easily chase down the history of this, of the tradition, but the parents of the bride are supposed to foot essentially the whole bill. So it's like, okay, you have a child, and you happen to have a daughter. Okay, well, now you better start saving up for college, and you better start saving up for your daughter's wedding because you're going to have to put... Why are we doing this?

All I know is... What are we doing? The three of us all have two boys and one girl, and that is the right ratio. We only need to pay for one wedding out of three kids. That's the rule. Good job, fellas. Genius.

Why? Stop. Also, the answer to the actual question, DS, is automobiles. I'll get them an automobile? Just get them a car. Thank you. But you will clearly win today. I was going to say a couple months subscription to xbox game pass

ah slightly different than the old tesla all right we're going on we're gonna draft the spitballers draft all right i've always wanted to start a podcast so this is a good draft um disney characters to start a podcast with jason has the first pick and now we have decided this is disney slash pixar but that's that's where it stops pixar is disney right and disney is pixar right so those those two I have the first pick. I don't know that this is one where it is extremely valuable to have the first, but I do have a 101. I have a 101.

I wonder if it's the same one. Sometimes when you're starting a podcast, it takes a little bit of luck, a little bit of magic, a little bit of funny. I'm taking the genie, man. Oh, okay. That was not my one and one. I get Robin Williams. I mean, come home, man.

My podcast is going to be hilarious. He's got a nice voice to listen to, and he might just wish us to the top of the charts. I hope you're cool with never, ever talking on your own podcast, because the genie, talk about someone who never shuts up, the genie. You ain't never had a friend like me. It's very fun for me on the outside to watch people have to interact with the genie and his chaos and his zaniness. I don't know that you're definitely not going to own the room. That's the genie's room.

If we go to the number one and we're a smash hit, I am fine saying very few words. I will sit back and ride that genie's tailcoat. You're super cool to be on the Genie and Friends podcast? Absolutely. You're telling me you don't want to be, if Conan was like, hey, Mike, you want to come and it'll be the Conan and Friends and I do most of the talking, but you're part of this? You'd be like, yeah, yeah,

I know. Of course I would. Yeah, no, it's a good pick. It was on my list. Okay. It wasn't my one-on-one.

It wasn't either of your one-on-ones. No. And I, and the funny thing is, is Mike says he has a one-on-one. That's just, it's not going to be mine. I'm guessing,

but I am going to draft the best voice that's ever existed. It is your one-on-one. Yeah. I'm taking Mufasa. Yep. That was my one-on-one. I'm taking, it was so easy your 101? Yeah. I'm taking Mufasa. Yep, that was my 101. It was so easy, Jason. It was right there. Mufasa.

I want entertainment. Look, shows are going to ebb and flow. Content ebbs and flows. That voice is forever. Simba. Simba. I mean, does Conan have some sultry voice? No.

You may want entertainment. Sounds stupid. And here's the thing. Mufasa. We're building a whole team, though. Mufasa isn't just voice. Mufasa is wisdom. It's the thing. We're building a whole team, though. Mufasa isn't just voice. Mufasa is wisdom. It's voice and wisdom.

You get both in one. Call me crazy, but I don't want a podcast with a lion in the room. I don't want to get eaten. Wait a minute. You crazy psychopath. You're worried about being talked over, worried about being lunch. All right, so I took Mufasa i'm sorry mike you have two picks though to make up for it yeah okay so mufasa was was my 101 simba so i mean that's that voice is just so silky smooth uh and james earl jones. I mean, it's incredible. And so we're assembling our team here.

And I think I'm going with at least my first pick. I'm starting it off with a gal. She's known for her voice because her voice is so incredible that a sea witch had to steal her voice. Oh. So I'm getting Ariel up in here already. Do you know how awkward that show is going to be if she's, you know, if Ursula takes it for a little while? Well, Ursula's already been vanquished by Prince whatever.

Eric? Eric in that one? I don't know. I don't know. History tells me it could go out. That's all I'm saying. You've heard my voice go out. Her voice is good.

She's got legs. She's a human now. She knows nothing. She doesn't even know what a fork is. It's important you mention the legs thing because Jason was going to be like, I don't want a mermaid in my podcast studio flopping around. You want me to record underwater? What are we even doing here?

She may not know a ton about the human world, but she's inquisitive. She's excited. She wants to learn. Oh, because it could be a stuff you should know. Yes. And she's there. Stuff I don't know.

She's there with Ariel. Stuff I don't know with Ariel? Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. I mean, this one's not right in itself, Mike. This is what I'm talking about. All right. Now I'm going to get someone else with a silky smooth voice.

Okay. So we're going. Which he's definitely not known for that, but he absolutely crushes in this role. He's witty. He's wise. And I'm going with Maui. I am taking the rock. Like I said, not known for his voice, but as Maui.

Absolutely. That's a pretty silky smooth voice that's going on there. I don't have him on my list. Well, you can't draft him now because I took him. So it doesn't matter. Absolutely. That's a pretty silky smooth voice that's going on there. I don't have him on my list. Well, you can't draft him now because I took him. So it doesn't matter. Yes. But I think that that's a good pick. I mean, yeah, that's... He's entertaining. He knows things that he can

teach Ariel. Right. They can talk about water. Sure. They got that in common. That is true. The bond that unites. Hope you're podcasting from an island all right i'm i'm in between a couple of picks here i figure i'm building a look i'm building a podcast team and there are roles to be played yes um mufasa he's got the voice he's a stabilizing wise leader but look every podcast has a know-it-all.

And every podcast has somebody that just, they have to get their words in. Buzz Lightyear is my pick. I'm taking Buzz Lightyear. Buzz Lightyear? Yeah, because, look, you give advice with conviction. It doesn't matter if it's right or wrong. And he has conviction with what he's saying. He has turned it around by the fourth.

By the end? Yeah. Yeah, he's kinder and gentler and way more boring. So, you know, you probably get a boring guy who realizes now he's never been to the stars or to infinity or beyond. Well, look, that's why Mufasa's there, to help him work through it. I'm thinking back through it. Tim Allen is the voice, and Tim Allen is known as the funny guy. He's hysterical.

Is he ever funny in Toy Story? No. No, Buzz Lightyear is not a funny character. He's too serious. Okay. He's not the comedy- When he gets the Spanish mode flipped on in Toy Story 3, it's pretty solid. But that's not him doing it.

You guys don't understand. The benefit of having Buzz there is for the other host to be able to play off of him. He's always the straight man. He's always giving the advice with such conviction that everybody else is making a joke at his expense. He doesn't even know it. Moon Fossa will have some...

Moon Fossa? That's who Buzz knows. We'll have some fatherly advice correcting him all the time oh my goodness am i the only one that heard moon fossa no no i heard it okay all right did i say poop i did not say poop fossa there's no way I said Poop Fossa. Whoops. All right. You're back.

All right. Well, this is great news for me. I ordered my list. At least I had a top three on my order, and all three are available. This is going to be a smash success podcast. My podcast is all about entertainment okay this isn't i'm not making you know stuff i don't know with ariel or how to correct buzz lightyear i'm gonna have the most entertaining podcast my next pick my second pick is olaf josh gad he's on my list i'm gonna have

a hysterical time i was hoping o I was hoping Olaf would make it back. I mean, the genie and Olaf together, you're just going to be cracking up, having a fun time. It's wild and zany, man. It's going to be chaos. Oh, you think it's chaos now? Just wait, because I'm throwing some lighter fluid in here, because someone is not going to take-

Lumiere? No, this is good. Is not going to take no guff from the genie, no guff from Olaf. They're going to get real, real serious. They're going to be mean-spirited, and it's going to be like a train wreck you can't not watch. You're going to have to put this podcast on. She's big right now. Cruella DeVille.

Okay. Cruella DeV okay Cruella Deville is coming on board and you're just not going to be able to not listen to this this argument that she has with these two funny guys now let me be clear are you on the show with these people I mean you're starting it with them right yes you're on the podcast good luck getting paid Jason you think Cruella's not gonna launder some of that money I'm gonna going to be honest with you. I did not realize I was on the podcast. You didn't realize?

I thought I was just putting together a- Hold on. Disney characters to start a podcast with. Yeah, I was like, producer. Okay, the guys I'm starting the podcast with. You can produce it. That's fine. That's fine.

But you're really big into animal coats, though? Look, that lion coat, Mumpfasa, is looking real good over there. Also, that may or may not be true. We have a new canon for Cruella. I have not seen it yet. It's a new one. It's good, man. I get a pick again, right?

Yes, you do. Huh. Well, I think I've committed to the wisdom pot like there are genres of podcasts jason's is clearly entertainment zany wild you don't know what's going to happen you turn it on to find out but there is there's stuff you that i don't know with ariel there's informational mine is leaning itself towards the wisdom side of things with Mufasa, with Buzz. So I'm going to stay in that vein. I want people to tune in because they're going to hear how to make their life better with the wisest folks out there.

So I'm taking Merlin. Okay. I'm taking Merlin the wizard. That's good. I figured that's – how often do you listen to – Jason, right now, how many wizards do you listen to on a podcast? Not enough. Not enough. Not enough.

And lions. I've got zero on my library. Merlin. We're bringing a team of wise folk. I didn't go back that far in my mental research. Like I didn't think about the old classics, but Merlin. Merlin's great. This is this is going to be a super.

I'm interested. Informative, boring podcast that you have. You're going to have a super i'm interested informative boring podcast that you have you're gonna have no you're gonna have to stick the landing with number four yeah i'm working on it the wisest of all disney characters all right i have a few people here on my list so i got maui and ariel all right i'm gonna get the the, look, I like snide. I like sarcasm. And this particular fella is incredibly witty. I don't think you have no idea who I'm talking about right here, Jay,

but incredibly witty. So he's going to be my comic relief, but it's not genie in your face comic relief. It's you got to keep up or you're gonna be left in the dust i'm gonna take jason bateman nick the fox from zootopia huh i it could be a good pick you've never seen zootopia it could be a good pick oh i'd have to see that movie first you've never seen zootopia no brother I forgot that that's Disney that was my issue I don't make the Fox but I was thinking wasn't that like DreamWorks or something no that was a Disney film that is a Disney movie but it's not Pixar so that's where it's like it's like

Frozen it's Disney okay okay no that's that's fine it's under the radar it's fantastic if you've never seen Zootopia with your family ladies and gentlemen you already know Bateman can podcast yeah that's true he's got the skills and he's just he is just enough humor for my podcast and my last that would have been a really good pick to stick the landing for Andy's but he can't get him now

that's true he's gone he wasn't on the list you've never seen the movie so my fourth character and I've got to take I'm producing just like Jason is. And I see a lot of myself, a lot of what I bring to this podcast and the Fantasy Footballers podcast is I am here just to laugh. I am the laugh track for our shows. I am an easy laugh, admittedly an easy laugh. I am proud of it. I don't care. I like to laugh. You're an easy laugh. I love your laugh. I am the laugh track for our shows. I am admittedly an easy laugh.

I am proud of it. I don't care. I like to laugh. You're an easy laugh. I love your laugh. It's very fun. What we know, I mean, I know this too. When people laugh, you just start laughing with them. It's having a good time. What other

better person to have just be on my show to laugh than Goofy? I will be taking the master of the laugh. Okay, that makes sense. I will be taking Goofy. He's not going to talk. He's just going to sit. He would be very annoying.

I wonder if that would get old or not. Oh, never. So, wait, who's your full podcast team? Now, you're on the show. I'm producing just like Jason. Okay, you're producing. I could be on it too, but whatever. No, I get it. your full podcast team? Now, you're on the show. I'm producing, just like Jason. Okay, you're producing. I could be on it, too, but whatever. No, no, I get it.

You're putting the team together. I got Ariel, got the Golden Pipes, Maui, keeping that hair silky smooth, got Nick the Fox for my sarcastic humor-related bits, and then Goofy, just to laugh. That's all he's doing. All right, I have a hard time with this final pick. I'm between two. I have a hard time with this final pick. I'm between two. I have the perfect pick for you.

Oh, man. I have so many perfect picks for him. But here's the thing. The way I'm looking at – because you want me to go down. Mickey Mouse. I know. I brought up the – I have the wisdom, right? Mufasa, Merlin.

I've got the straight straight shooter thinks he knows everything buzz lightyear but podcasts have to have somebody to be inquisitive and curious and try to bring up these topics that need advice if everybody's just giving advice and nobody needs it nobody ever brings up all these topics like i don't think mufasa is bringing these things up he just you got to bring it to him. So I need somebody curious. I need somebody that has endless energy. I need somebody that is smart

and can seek answers. So I'm going to go with Ana. Okay. That's not a bad landing. She's endless energy. She'll bring questions. And some answers.

And some answers. And she'll press them. She's not going to settle for just a token answer from Mufasa or Merlin. She's going to say, no, that doesn't make sense. Everything the light touches, Mufasa? That's right. I'm going to need to be a little bit more specific. Thank you.

That's very generalized. That's exactly what she'll do. She will bring endless energy and information how does the light touch everything but that one area where do we live now it's hard how do the elephants die all right okay so that that's not a that's not a bad uh stick to the landing i know who your last one should be well my team so i'm looking i got the genie i got olaf i got Cruella DeVille. So I've already got this crazy group.

Hard to get a word in edgewise. And the two people that are next on my list I don't think I can do. Because I think it would just be shouting over everyone, which was anger from Inside Out and the Mad Hatter, which would just become

a nightmare. Can I make one more suggestion for you? You can. I think I already know where I'm going, but let's hear what your suggestion is. I didn't take it in hopes that you would take it. Iago. You want to die? Yeah, I would.

What's the name of that actor? Is that Gilbert? Gilbert Gottfried. You that Gilbert? Yes. Gilbert Godfrey. You need him to mix. I would rather be dead than listen to a show with Gilbert Godfrey that is just audio. No, I think I need someone who still has a lot of character but can also handle managing some monsters here. And there ain't no better manager of monsters than Mike

Wazowski himself. So I think he's probably my last pick is probably going to be the host of the show with these three crazy cuckoo characters. So wait, am I the Mike? Are you the Mike Wazowski So wait, am I the Mike? Are you the Mike Wazowski?

Yeah. Yeah, you're the Mike Wazowski. And which one are you? Olaf? Sure, Olaf, Sully. Wait, are you talking just from my crew? Yeah. I'm just trying. I'm giving myself a genie.

What are you talking about? We obviously have a perfect mix here. I just imagine what roles we're filling. Mike is goofy, clearly. Mike's Cruella DeVille. What are you talking about? All all right so you have genie olaf cruella deville and mike wazowski mike has ariel maui um what's that character nick wilde nick wilde and goofy i have mufasa buzz merlin and anna you know one character i want to give a shout out it should be so great for a podcast, but she doesn't have the name recognition for the polls. And so she was last on.

Neither does Nick Wilde, but I took it. Agreed. Sure, but Edna Mode. Oh, yes. She is fabulous. The costumer from The Incredibles. Darling. Oh, man.

Her and Cruella? If you put her as your fourth pick, I mean, that would be a mad tea party. That would be, yeah. The Mad Hatter is just there by proxy. I thought about working, like you did Cruella, I thought about working Captain Hook into the mix. Ursula also would have been,

I mean, you've got to have a couple villains on your podcast. See, I thought for Andy, I thought you put Remy from the rat from Ratatouille for more like in the wisdom realm yeah exactly I mean that guy knows some stuff and he's like his articulation yeah but the articulation of being able to describe

things like when he's talking about mixing flavors I actually care Al said grandma Willow from Pocahontas could have put Willow from Pocahontas. Could have put her in there. I never saw Pocahontas. You know how when you're a kid. Moana's grandmother's name, too. All the grandmas are so wise.

Oh, the water is mischievous. Yes, for sure. She was awesome. Moana's grandmother was amazing. That movie's so underrated. That movie is so underrated. It's got to be like top five. And it's just always talked about as good, but it's never in those top lists.

Yeah, it's one of my faves. All right. That is the draft. What did we learn today? I know what Andy and I learned today. We learned that we're... This is together here. Yeah.

We learned that Mike is not our friend. Yeah, and we learned it. No, no, no, no. We learned it like a... Oh, I'm sorry. We learned... Thank is not our friend. Yeah, and we learned it. No, no, no, no. We learned it like a band. Oh, I'm sorry. We learned that. Thank you for correcting me. Because you are our friend.

We are not Mike's friend. And we learned it in the band-aid ripping off kind of way. And I learned, I'm not exactly sure what it was, but I learned a whole bunch of things of how to not bite your cheek. Oh, gosh. Yeah, you become a squirrel and don't bite when you're not eating you can thank me later spit wads when you've got a bite on your cheek you're like oh my gosh i think we'll have a lot of feedback today twitter at spitballers pod if you want to talk to us about our picks or our cheeks goodbye

bit cheap thanks for listening to the Spitballers Podcast. To see what other nonsense the guys are up to, check out spitballerspod.com.