Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Spit Hits: Low-T Moose & The Worst Minor Inconveniences - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: November 24, 2022

Spit Hit for November 24th, 2022: Tune into today’s episode to find out what’s got Owl’s ears ringing. Then stick around to hear the guys discuss tv binging preferences, moose antlers, tipping etiquette, and dead pets. Lastly, the show is wrapped up with a draft of the worst minor inconveniences. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

On today's Spit It, we talk about our TV binging preferences, moose antlers, which is a moment you cannot miss. It still makes me laugh to this day. And of course, we wrap up with a draft. We're drafting the worst minor inconveniences because everyone hates an inconvenience. Hey, tell your friends, tell your friends about this podcast and enjoy. What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers Podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. It's weak start. Better finish. I thought it was a pretty strong finish. When you can finish with a device to get water off of a window. Have we talked about that on this show? I don't know.

Well, just talk about squeegees. I have a strange fascination with them. When you do your windshield, it just feels a little bit like magic. Yeah. When you get the water perfectly off, and all of a sudden, it's just squeaky clean. No one else has that feeling about squeegees? That it's just satisfying? It's magic?

I can't squeegee like the pros. Can't squeegee? No, I can't squeegee. I've been a bad squeegee my whole life. Jason sits silent. Are you a squeegee for uh wiping off a window juice i yeah i think i can do it just fine but i've never really cared as wait what other things but you can leave squeegeed you have to wipe it every time i

think that's the key right when you squeegee yeah you wipe, you squeegee, then you wipe. It's got to be a dry squeegee. But see, I'm a little impatient, so I want to do a wet squeegee. Well, you can do the flick. That's what I do at the gas station. Oh, you do the flick? Yeah, yeah. You run it across and then go whoosh.

Now, if you like squeegees that much, do you do more than the front window? Do you do the side windows and the back window? Oh, my man. You go full squeegee? I've done every single window on my car. He cleans the entire car. He's doing the doors. I've done the trunk. No, I don't. Wow. Maybe I have. Maybe I haven't. I haven't squeegeed i've i've done every single window on my car car i've done a door i've done a trunk

no i don't know maybe maybe i have maybe i haven't i haven't squeegeed in a while oh you got dirty windows i know i know i did your car isn't looking very good either it looked pretty dirty that well because we live in a desert so you just give up yeah okay except for my windows every once in a while give him a good squeegee it's probably been a decade since i've squeegeed my windows what yeah that's the best part of the gas station wait you do you squeegee every time oh are you kidding me you're doing every every single well hold on a second you don't even go to gas stations well not anymore but i go just to squeegee i have been to a gas station just to squeegee the electric car no you have none you're darn right i have you know you can buy your own squeegee for home but not when when I'm out and about. Oh my goodness. This

man has a squeegee obsession. I've been trying to tell you. Which means you love my scat. Yeah. All right. Well, the ending. Who would have thought? I never know what we're going to discover here on the Spitballers podcast. Andy, Mike, and Jason, welcome into the show. If you're brand new, there are 124 other episodes with the level of entertainment that that first start to the show brought you. At SpitballersPod on Twitter, at Andy Holloway, at Jason FFL, at FFHitman. And let's kick this thing off. Would you rather? I can't believe

we've discovered your squeegee obsession. I know what I'm getting you for your birthday. It's going to be such a big squeegee. Oh, man. It's like a special treat. You buy an electric car, you still go buy this gas station. We got you an adventure package where you get to squeegee the entire side of a skyscraper.

That's his retirement package. If I had the courage. Yeah. You do the bottom floor. Yeah. All right, Chris from the website. Would you rather have your ears actually ring whenever somebody is talking about you or have a cat actually get your tongue whenever you can't think of what to say?

Now, hold on a minute here, Chris from the website. That'd be spitballerspod.com. Yeah, that's not the phrase. It's my ears are burning. When you feel like someone's talking about you, you say, it's my ears are burning is it when you you feel like someone's talking about you so yeah my ears are burning you you've heard it as my ears are ringing uh no i've heard burning yeah well jason was looking at me funny like i was trying to make something up i don't remember either but i do enjoy i gotta chime in because chris actually wrote ears are

burning and i thought that was wrong i could have sworn I saw burning before. I changed that. I thought it was ears are ringing. Okay, so let's go back to the root of the cliche. I apologize to Chris from the website. No, Al needs to apologize. This isn't your doing, Mike. I do apologize, but I swear I've heard my ears are ringing.

Somebody must be talking about me. No, your ears are ringing because you heard a really loud noise. Yeah. Or you went to a concert. And now the whole question makes sense now because the first part of it was not a cliche, so I was confused. I do very much enjoy the picture of a cat actually getting your tongue. That sounds very painful.

Whenever you can't think of what to say, how often are you in that situation where a cat's got your tongue? Let me say this. We speak for a living. We're generally very good at it. We might not have the right words grammatically speaking, but because

we do it so often, the Fantasy Footballers podcast, we're recording that six, seven times a week. There are moments when I blank on a player name or I blank on the stat that I can't remember or the source of some article that I can't remember. Having a cat attack my face in that moment would be... Well, your tongue, not just your face. I mean, that would be unhelpful. Now, I assume to make this an actual difficult question,

your ears burning, they have to be burny burn. No, it's not comfortable. I think it has to be painful because if a cat were to put a claw into your tongue, it would be painful. It wouldn't just be like, oh, this is uncomfortable. I'm taking the cat got your tongue. And let me tell you why. Because the ears burning is two types of pain. It is the pain of my ears burning.

It is also going to happen all the time when I'm not in the room with the people talking about me. So if people are talking about me anywhere on earth, and we have a very public profile, people are probably talking a lot of crap about us. About you. And every time they burn, there'll be the psychological effect of knowing that somebody's talking about me. Is it good? Is it bad?

It's probably bad. It's blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I think you have to go cat here. bad as well yeah i think you have to go cat here it's it's tough when you are a celebrity um to be able to take the ears because people are going to be talking about us podcast celebrity you're darn right i don't care what letter you throw in front of my name you can call me an f-list celebrity but i'm a celebrity yeah i mean these are both terrible choices in the situation, I've got the allergies compounding. I mean, if he's got my tongue, I'm probably sneezing.

Is he going to get all swole? Probably. How long do they got your tongue for? Until you figure out what to say. Is it a bite? Is it a paw? I'm going claw. Yeah, I think two claw hanging on.

Where did this start? The cat's got your tongue? Look, that's a great question. I'm always fascinated where these things came from. Now, Jeremy, he actually thought it was cat has some bubble gum. That's what he... Oh, your cat's got your gum? Can't think of what to say?

Oh, man. You got stinky breath. Could you say caricature for... So these are both bad. Which one is your final vote, Mike? So these are both bad. Which one is your final vote, Mike? I mean, I guess if you are throwing in anybody anywhere talking about your ears burn,

usually I think that's, isn't that like left for, it's around you? Probably. You just have that sense. Like inner office. Someone's, your ears are burning. Now, I'm figuring this cat thing out in my head. I'm sorry. No, please. That's what we're here for.

Look, I'm thinking the cat. Cats find things and then they hide them. So maybe that's what it means, right? Like a cat. No, I've got the origin. It's bad news. Oh, this is not good. This is not good.

Is it safe for consumption? Yeah, it's safe for consumption. It's just not safe for this. No. The English Navy used to use a whip called a cat-o-nine-tails, and that was like they would whip someone, and then those people, it would hurt so much that they couldn't talk. And so the cat's got your tongue. That's where it comes from.

That's brutal. Wait, now do we get whipped because i'll change my answer if i'm getting whipped oh no no no it's a kitty cat all right we need to move forward josiah from patreon would you rather have all new tv shows come out this is a great question in their entirety so that's from the pilot to the series finale or have a single new episode each week. So this is really taking it to a next level because if a new show comes out from pilot to series finale, you're not just talking one season. You're talking six seasons, seven seasons, whatever the case may be. This is a simple, do you want to binge watch?

Yes. Or do you want the anticipation? It's a great question because I know that Jason and I are on the complete opposite sides of the spectrum. I don't think we are. And here's the thing. How do I prefer watching shows? You binge. Oh, binge.

I am always binging shows. You have binge watched seasons of a show that's not even done in production. That is. You've somehow figured out to watch the entire thing that's right and usually multiple times i am now uh going through breaking bad for the second time what are you why are you watching breaking because i've watched all other shows go do some chores the shows that exist go read a book have been completed build a birdhouse you know learn to play guitar breaking bad again

yeah um what but here's the thing so i i definitely prefer binge watching but i also know what's gonna happen if every time a show comes out its entirety is there for me to watch i'm gonna lose three days of life and then three days later I will have no more show to watch. I mean, if the nine seasons of Game of Thrones that gave us a decade of a show to watch, if that was over in a couple of weeks, it doesn't have the same luster. I think you have to go weekly release.

Yeah, weekly release is the right answer for multiple reasons it is very fun to binge watch shows sometimes but i like anticipation yes i like wondering what's going to happen and not instantly finding it out i like talking to friends and family and being synced up with them and being synced up because what happens is these these shows dump in like 12 episodes and we all know jason's six deep by the first night and mike and i have probably watched one and we get in there and then he'll be like have you gotten to this part yet where the this thing's happening yeah you are you are a walking potential spoiler i at all moments i know you do you do better than

others i do my best to not spoil but i can can. I want it, but he has seen it. I can't spoil it all. But the problem is you just are sitting with it. Yeah. And it's just you. I mean, I I'm with Andy. Give me the delayed gratification of the weekly release. I think it's it's good.

You build anticipation. It's I think it's healthy for me. Can I make a bigger, broader case? Sure. Beyond this? Sure. Talking to the kids right now? There are lots of things out there now that are instantaneous and we all somehow quantify

instantaneous is better. Right? But I was thinking about this. I don't want a buffer. Yeah, you don't want a buffer. But I was thinking about this with whether it was the olden days of Blockbuster, right? Where we've talked about this, Mike. Yep. If you wanted to watch a movie, you'd have to drive someplace.

Then you'd walk a store. You saw something that looked good. Then you would connect with it. Then you'd have to take it home. Oh, then you'd skip a step. You'd have to see if it was in stock. That's true. You're like, oh, I want to watch.

Oh, they don't have any. And then you take it home and watch it. And there's anticipation. Game releases nowadays. Everybody downloads games on their PS5 and their Xbox Square, whatever it is. Series X, old man. And you can tell which one I pre-ordered. And you used to have these midnight releases.

You'd go to get a physical copy of the game. and you'd wait, and you'd be with people. Now you're alone with instantaneous things instead of with people waiting for things. Number one, I will say, we sound like the oldest curmudgeon-y people right now. But you've reminded me of it. Because the PS5 and the Xbox, the new Xbox, the way you get it is you sit on your computer, you know when someone's going to batch release something, and you're just Command-R, just nonstop refreshing that page,

hoping you can sneak one in the cart. You guys just did this, right? Fighting the bots, we did. One of us came away victorious. One of them, Jason, how'd you do? I'm one out of two on the new consoles but i've been striking out pretty hard on that bs the reason i bring that up is to echo you what you were talking about is one of the greatest moments uh my memories of growing up when i i

think we were 16 or 17 we campeded out night. Oh, you did? At Walmart for the PlayStation 2. Wow. And me and my friends from high school, we still talk about this, about how just the camaraderie of the group effort. We all sat, and it was cold. Yeah. And it was basically.

Core memory. So basically what happened, yeah, core memory. What happened is someone notices, oh, I drove by Walmart, guys, and people are already lining out there, and we don't even think about it. It's just, okay, let's go. You get there and realize, well, we don't have chairs. We don't have blankets. We have nothing prepared for this, and now we can't lose our place in line.

And then because it was Walmart, and this is, ladies and gentlemen, there was a time when Walmart was not open for 24 hours in a day. They open at 6 a.m. We get our PlayStation 2s, our brand-new shiny system. What do you think we did? What do you think we did? There's stores that aren't open at 6 in the morning, so we drove by the Best Buy where clowns are standing in line,

and they're going to wait until 9 a.m. holding our PlayStation 2s his honking the horn. Oh, my goodness. Just trolling the crap out of this giant line. Oh, man. So awesome. The good old days. Yes, the good old days.

So I will go week to week, and look, there's enough. If I have to wait, I bet you can find something else to watch while you wait. I don't know, Breaking Bad. I bet you've already found it. Look, put out more shows quickly. I'm talking to Hollywood. There's nobody who's ever said that except you. Please.

I need them. I know. I am drowning in shows. I can't make it through them. No, no. All right. Let's go, Robert, from the website. Would you rather have moose antlers or porcupine quills?

Oh, okay. All right, here are the rules, though. The antlers. Oh, thank you, Robert. They're proportional to your head size, and they shed and grow annually. So I have gigantic antlers. In your case, yes, gigantic antlers in your case yes gigantic giant head yeah they can be used for ramming things without damaging your skull these are antlers is what it sounds like

wait a minute they uh antlers are antlers shed yeah yeah what yeah you're just finding this out that's impossible you thought that they just yes i think... I don't know if they completely fall off, but I know you can tell that a moose is older because the antlers are larger and more ornate. But how do they get larger if they're shedding off? I don't know. Andy, talk to us about shedding antlers. Do antlers shed is a great question. They shed annually.

Horns stay attached and keep growing. Okay, so the horns are there. No, not the horn. An animal doesn't have horns and antlers. If somebody has horns, they stay. If they have antlers, they shed them in the winter. Okay, what does shedding this mean? Is it a fine layer of the outside?

No, I think they lose their antlers and regrow them every year. They lose them and regrow them. No way. They them. No way. They do. No way. I'm so confused now. They really do. I've seen how big moose antlers are.

They can grow as much as a quarter inch a day. What? What? That's impossible. What are those things made out of? They produce their largest antlers between ages four and seven. So, does that mean if you...

So, they produce new antlers every year. But let me just paint a picture for you, okay? chip it they get super pissed because like oh that's my brand new antler let me paint this picture for you it just happens to be let's say december and that's when they shed them yeah you ever seen a moose without antlers it was a bald-headed moose how come there's no pictures of that? That's why they're so mad. They are. They're horses.

Wait, oh, so horses are moose. It's just out of season and in season. Right, right. You grow into being a moose after your horse season. Look, they really do shed them, and it's tied to testosterone. That's why the like females have uh small ones i'm looking at pictures of antlerless moose and they're just huge donkeys they're literally a massive size donkey it's like you took a donkey and a camel you put it together

and that's an antlerless moose. Yeah, I mean, this is... I am blown away. Yeah, so you could have those. Or you could have porcupine quills that lay flat on your body. You can activate them into their standing position for defensive purposes. So this is not much different, Mike, than when we had the puffer fish defensive. We talked about being a puffer fish before. I'm still not past this whole moose thing without antlers. Horns stay put.

Antlers, they get shed and regrown. Well, is that universal? So like a buck? Like a buck and his big giant antlers? Yeah, I guess so. They shed it? Yeah. So do you just find these things out in the woods?

Like, oh, here's an antler. There must be some antlerless. Look, this is a deep dive for you here. Yeah, this is fascinating stuff. You need a different podcast to get deep. Jason, though, listeners, we need to hear about these antlers. Yeah. I can tell you all about snakes and how they shed their skin.

It's the same thing. Wow. I am just so blown away right now. Snakes are actually moose when they shed their antlers and their legs. Okay. Between the ages of three and five, they have no legs. You didn't know that? Oh, man.

Moose are incredible creatures. Plural. Creatures. So. So. Okay, what do our quills do? They lay flat. You can activate them. Yeah.

You don't want a hug, Mike? No. Boom. Well, that's more. I mean, he's going to kill somebody that way. Well, either way, I have giant antlers. All I know is your ant comes in for a hug and then is. Oh, okay.

Never mind. I mean, you know what I mean what i'm sorry sorry i've got these quills i think i've got to take the antlers because you look sillier i want to watch them grow that's the main reason for me taking these antlers i want jason lost his antlers again it's winter this is like uh like hellboy and yeah you know horn yeah man i'm i i'm i'm so thrown off you can't comprehend it i can't i still feel like these are like lifetime antlers yes like the reason that an older buck has this giant antlers because it's spent its whole life growing it. Like that just means when he's older, it grows faster.

I guess so. So they have a year where you're like, those are the best antlers you've ever had. Actually, if it's tied to testosterone, I'm assuming. Oh man, a low T moose. A low T moose has got little bitty antlers. Oh, that's embarrassing for that moose. What a loser. That means that moose is on the way out. Is that like balding?

Yeah. Oh, no. You sure you want those antlers? No, those antlers are not going to grow well on me. I need more tea. Jason fixed this one. Mike and I walk in with these big old antlers. Jason walks in and he's got little, little

teeny guys. The problem is the quills are just going to make me look fatter. I've got no win here. Oh, I bet you Al Borland dies as antlers. Jet black. Jet black antlers. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Low T-moose. I mean, I guess I have to take the antlers because I know they're going to be robust.

I just don't know if I would really use the quills a lot. I haven't been in a lot of situations where I needed the self-defense, and I couldn't use them in a nice way. I'm going to impale you. I'm going to take the antlers. I hope your guys' tea is so high you can't get through doors. That's a great question. All right, Michael from Patreon. How do you handle when a vendor asks you to fill out a tip amount for a service that does not typically require tipping?

This is a tremendous question for this forum. I mean, we have a minor inconveniences draft. This was not on my list, but it should be. Can I be, let me get some clarity here. The vendor asks you to fill out a tip amount. Is that on like a screen? Is that on a receipt? It's on both.

So I've always thought that if I'm at a place that doesn't require tipping and it has a tip spot on a receipt, I got no problem writing a line in it and not tipping. I'm guessing that their software just prints these receipts with the tip spot in them. That's how I feel. Whether or not they can choose that. I mean, why not put every place could put a tip spot. Well, they kind of do now. That's what I mean. So I don't have any problem writing. Oh, you just, uh, you're standing at the counter and you're handing me my food? Okay. Crossing it out, not tipping. The problem for me is I don't know the wages. I don't know whose check is relying on my tip.

Because a waiter, a waitress, they get paid crap. A few bucks an hour and then they get tips. It really doesn't make sense because their money is made off of tips. an hour and then hourly doesn't make sense because they their money is made off of tips but then i go to jamba juice and the screen they're like oh can you please fill the screen i'll ask you a couple questions that's how they get you that's how they're like look it's just going to ask you a couple questions yeah that's what they say do you want to save children with this charity and do you want to take me and they never say if they hand you the receipt, they never say sign this. They say fill it out. Oh, do they?

We're under your tricks. Yeah, we see right through you. Yeah, but do you tip? Every time. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Everything. I can't not tip. When I see that, when they hand me that receipt,

I go, oh, no. Because I can't. They're just, it's my non-confrontational. You know what place gets me? Sonic.? Sonic. Because Sonic. They're skating out. The Sonic drive-thru.

Wait, what? Because the Sonic drive-thru, it's a drive-thru, but it's not in a window. So they do technically have to bring your food from the inner small room just out the door to your car. That's true. What if they're bringing it with roller skates? Well, I mean, look, I tip them no matter what. Because I feel like they're all – I feel like that's the cheat code.

It should be drive-through versus pulling in and having them roller skate it out to you. But I always end up tipping a little bit. And is there an insulting tip? I mean, if you're at a place like a jamba juice if you put like some change in there is that insulting i i don't know my big issue is the change that's happened we do so much more pick that's where i was gonna go you know we perfect it's it's i i call it in and i go to a nice restaurant even so this is this. So this is a good place with chefs. You know, I'm going to a steakhouse.

But I'm picking up a to-go order. Right. So I've called it and I've placed the order to someone over the phone. Then I'm driving to get my food. I go to the counter. It's ready. Someone grabs a bag and hands it to me. But then I fill out.

Hey, can you fill this out? Can I fill this out? You shouldn't have to tip on that. But those are people who are not. they need the tips to make the wage. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know either. Here's the biggest problem. Maybe I'm buying a whole meal for my family.

And you usually tip, you know, 20%. This is not a small bill here. Let's say I've, you know, we're having a big event and this is a hundred dollar uh order i'm picking up what do i do i i don't know i mean do i tip five dollars or am i a giant jerk man in this time bucks because you can't go into the restaurant as much they don't have the waiters and waitresses there right so they're not working yeah i i don't have the waiters and waitresses there, right? So they're not working. Yeah, I don't know what to do. Some of them are. Look, this person at the counter just handed me a bag.

Do I have to tip for them and hand them me a bag? The takeout is by far the hardest thing to figure out. They're bleeding me dry, fellas. What about the Instacarts and those things? Do you go high tip on those? I think you're supposed to tip on those. Well, you do tip, but do you go like a waiter tip? I think you have to go a waiter tip on there.

I've never used Instacart, but I mean like DoorDash and things. Well, I just mean groceries at your house. They don't get paid much. They're not getting paid nearly enough. No, you got to tip on those. Yes. Tip well. But the takeout.

We'll never know. You got to tip 20% on your groceries? You know you're getting upcharged by Instacart. No, I do. I do 20%. Yeah, but you'll tip no matter what. Yeah, I really will. And it's not me being noble.

No, it's not me being noble. It's me getting taken advantage of. If it was him being noble, he would let us know. Right. Oh, yeah. I'll walk up on my high horse. I'm the noblest. Most honorable, humblest.

Tipper. All right. Second question. Dan for Patreon. You get $10,000 if you let the other two guys design an average size tattoo of their choosing for you. You can choose the location, but once you accept the offer, you're completely at their mercy for the design. Oh, man. What's average size?

Is that like four by four? Average size, I would say, is like your hand. Oh, Mike, that's a little too big. That looks like a grapefruit. I'm looking for an orange tattoo here. No, Jason's right. No, like hand size-ish. Size of my hand.

So I can go like upper thigh. Yep. Tucked away. Yep. Yes, you can. But permanent. For 10 grand. Not enough. Oh, man. Oh, bro. Oh, man. Upper thigh. Yep. Tucked away. Yep. Yes, you can. But permanent. For 10 grand. Not enough.

Oh, man. Oh, bro. Oh, man. You don't care. I'm 10 grand richer, my friends. No matter what we designed for you. Not only am I 10 grand richer, I know you guys. And I know, well, I know Jason.

I know that Jason will pull away. Andy, I feel like Andy will try and he'll get me with something. He'll get me with something. You don't think Jason, oh, you think Jason will chicken out? I think he won't permanently. Yeah, like if it's Andy, my little pony is right on my thigh here celebrating something. But Jason, I think would at least like.

I'd have a big I love small talk tattoo right on your i i have never and i hate tesla i don't think i've ever been more insulted by a compliment in my life here because you'd be you'd ravage him i would he would not i would one hundred percent talk oh my goodness if i'm giving ten,000 or you're getting $10,000 for me to decide, I will make it the worst tattoo I could possibly make it. I don't believe you. That's crazy. I'm shocked.

You don't know me, Mike. I mean, historically speaking, I'm the one that fails to deliver the knockout punch, and Jason is willing to go to the nth degree. I love a good prank ski and a permanent prank. Oh, yeah. Wow. That's why. I mean, 10,000.

Have you ever done a permanent prank? I have not yet performed a permanent prank. So is $10,000 enough for a permanent? I mean, Mike, you have tattoos. I mean, you. So you guys will be your first tattoo. It would be 100% of our tattoos, whereas for you, it would be like a small percentage of have tattoos. So you guys will be your first tattoo. It would be 100% of our tattoos, whereas for you it would be a small percentage of your tattoos. So you have to have double the size.

I would definitely do this. I would definitely do it. Because I get to pick the spot. Right. First of all, it's going on my butt cheek because I don't have any tattoos. On the butt cheek, huh? If this is going to be my only one well you're you'll never see it you're imagining that one doesn't hurt as bad either right uh i know i'm guessing that it's

going to hurt a lot number one or do you know mike i don't know i do not have a i do not have a butt cheek uh tattoo yet yet you are correct uh number one it's going to hurt when you get it number two that's true that's going to hurt you hate needles it's going to hurt when you get it. Number two. That's true. You hate needles. It's going to hurt while you're recovering it. Well, it's not a needle thing. It's far different than getting a shot. It's more of a burn.

But it does involve a needle. Yes. Which Jason doesn't love. I'm not afraid of needles in general. You're going to have to sit on your tattoo right afterwards. Yes, you're going to have to sit on it. of needles in general. You're going to have to sit on your tattoo right afterwards. Yes, you're going to have to sit on it. And number three, you're also, you have to sit and get that tattoo.

You're going to be there a couple hours just butt cheeks in the wind while some stranger is scraping away at it. I'd also like to add the qualification that at least once a year you have to get a head-to-toe physical from your doctor. Well, at least the doctor will see the tattoo. Because this is going to be shown to somebody other than your... Pork chops, huh? I'm in. I'm in.

What about you, Andy? Would you do it? Not for 10 grand. All right, so Mike and I are in. Yeah, I'm out. Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. Al Borland, are you in on that? Oh, I'm in. Yeah!

Tattoo club! Good. Good lucky. Rich tattoo club. John from Patreon. What is the statute of limitations? Nice try there, Al. What is the statute of limitations? He was referencing one of our old shows.

Yeah. It's in quotes. It goes. It plays. What's the statute of limitations for keeping the headstone for a deceased pet rodent in your yard? So let's say your kid, they lost their hamster and you decided to have a ceremony and put a pet headstone out there and you had a moment.

But, you know, look, you can't have a pet headstone in your yard forever. I'm going to be honest. I think the rodent thing here makes a pretty big deal. I mean, if you're talking about how long, what's the statute of limitations for your dog? For a real animal. For a real animal. Exactly.

That's a lot longer than for this road. Sorry, rat people. I mean, I think you get a solid three weeks. Three weeks? Is it a longer or shorter time than how long you're supposed to keep the birthday card from the spouse? Wait, hold on. How long do you keep a birthday card from the spouse you know when like hold on how long do you keep a birthday card from your spouse andy i don't know i don't know the answer

but long enough to like you don't you don't get a card from your family and then instantly throw it in the trash do you no oh no jason jason yes mike i definitely throw those away immediately. Immediately. They are of absolute no question. And Mike, wait, were you going the other way where you keep them forever? Yeah, I probably have them somewhere. Oh, man. Somewhere.

I feel like you have to hold on to them long enough to where the other person has seen you hold on to them a few times. Like for a few days. Like once they see that you've had it for a little while, they're like, cool, you hang on to that. And then you can hide it at the bottom of the trash. I feel like if I were to be opening these gifts at my birthday party and I unwrap this envelope and I read it and I say, oh, thank you. That's very sweet. I could easily turn to my left and then put it right in the garbage.

No, no, no, no, no. There's a note in there. What anniversary did you just celebrate? 15 years. 15 years. You've got one of those. We're talking heavy card stock. There's some reflective surfaces.

Your wife has written you a heartfelt note on the inside. Okay. And it says, oh, these last 15 years, you've just been such a wonderful husband. So a special occasion, not regular, just birthday card. That's different. If it was a 15-year anniversary with a message, I'm not throwing that away until after the wife has left the room because I don't want her to feel bad about...

I don't want her to see it. And I'll put it under a paper plate or something. I'm not going to chance that one. But yeah, I would hold it for longer. You just go garbage disposal to make sure you... Man, this thing is thick paper. I would hold it for longer. You just go garbage disposal to make sure you can get it. Man, this thing is thick paper. Okay, so the headstone for the deceased pet rodent, that's tough,

because if that thing disappears, the kid may have the waterworks. What do you make a headstone for a rodent? What material do you use? Are you going, is this just construction paper it's pla 3d printed obviously i was thinking it was i don't even know what that means i was thinking it was more stone you know wait it's probably a stone with like the name of the rodent written on it in like okay in some paint not like i'm chiseling out a nice because if I chisel here lies Herman the hamster. If I chisel Herman's name into a stone I'm keeping the stone forever. I kind of want

a hamster now that I could name it Herman. Herman? Herman's a good name for a hamster. It's not bad. Herman the hamster. Yeah. Peewee. I would say six months. I'd give it six months. If my kid was attached to it I'd give him six months. And then you know attached to it, I'd give him six months.

And then, you know. And then get him a real animal? Then the storm. Like a real pet? Yeah. The storm would blow the headstone away at that point. See, that's where I was going to go. Like, what is the material?

Someone stole our headstone. Sorry, buckaroo. Oh, champ. We'll get him next time. Depending on the material. Herman, someone stole the hamster. How long does it last out there in the environment? I mean, forever if it's a stone.

Yeah, but if it's cardboard. Maybe that's the best bet is go something that is biodegradable. That's probably a long time still. Yeah. Okay. My final answer for a headstone for a deceased pet rodent, I'm going to go a week. A week at the most. Because if it's a rodent, what's the over-under on how long it takes you to replace a rodent?

What if it's a rabbit? Is that a rodent? No, I know it's not a rodent. Oh, I was... Is a rabbit a rodent? No, it's not. Well, I didn't know that antlers fall off. Wait, but is rabbit a rodent? No, it's not. Well, I didn't know that antlers fall off. Wait, but is it a rodent?

No. It's not? If it is, then I am in the antler situation Jason was in, where my mind is blown. I need a definition on rodents. Look, if it was a rodent, it would be the king of all rodents. We've been talking about rabbits as like the master rodent. I believe it is a rodent here. Oh, yeah.

What family? Oh, maybe not. Oh, no. Jason, I already gloated. It says the rodentia does not include rabbits. They differ from rodents. Why? They're just simply the ears, baby.

They just are. The ears. Rabbits, hares, and a few other species make up the legomorph. Oh, legomorph. and a few other species make up the Legomorph. Oh, Legomorph. Like a Power Ranger. Anyways, we're moving on. Let's sneak this in before the draft. Ron just wants to know a simple question.

When people sing happy birthday to you, what are you supposed to do? Oh, man. It is. I imagine Mike hates that more than anything. It is the worst, and that traveled down to my children. Like, without me doing anything, just DNA. My middle son does not like the attention, and we got a video of him at school.

This is a couple years ago. This is Phoenix, huh? Of getting sang to by the class and you can see in his face that he is like stop he is about to cry because this is this is no good and i do not blame him that this is such a strange tradition that we have carried on of singing this song while someone just sits there with a stupid smile on their face, like, cool, thanks everybody for singing me this song. I don't want to overanalyze it,

because you're 100% right. It's the weirdest thing on earth. But look, it feels weird. And what if they throw in the, we all love you, and they keep going? The second verse, same as... Plenty more on Channel 4. And then they go through all the rhymes.

For he's a jolly good fellow. That's a different song. But that's the same problem. It's hard to have everybody stare. I used to feel really awkward. Hip, hip. Yeah. The most awkward part is actually.

Three cheers for Andy. We'd sit in a big circle for the birthday presents, and you open all the presents in front of people, and then you got to give the... What if you hate the present? You got to say you love it. If it's a weird present, you got to say you love it. You got to open it up. It's awkward.

Super awkward. I hate opening presents. I hate opening presents, and I hate opening presents. It's one of my... What about the birthday song? The birthday song's fine. I'll smile and just receive it. Now, here's the thing that I know. I know opening presents. It's one of my... What about the birthday song? The birthday song's fine. I'll smile and just receive it. Now, here's the thing that I know.

I know your wife, she goes to great lengths to get you presents that she thinks you may possibly like. Yes. And she researches. I've gotten many tweets over the years like, do you think Jason would like this? Does he have this? Does he think you like this? I like that Jason's wife is communicating to you on Twitter. Did I say tweet?

Sorry, text message. Al Borland even wrote me, say, tweet? Yeah, they're public tweets from your wife. No, she's texted me and said, hey, do you think Jason would like this thing or that thing? And I'm like. Every year she says, no, I think I found something you're really going to like. I'm positive. So you have to open that gift knowing all that effort's been put in by your wife.

Yes. All that love. All that kindness. And obviously you're going to throw the card right away. But when you open the gift part. Yeah, that's what I hate. Do you fake it? Of course I fake it.

I don't want to disappoint my wife who's put in all that effort. I just don't care. i don't care about things like i just i don't i don't like things there are very few things that i actually really care about so right now right here mike has to give you a gift i have to give you a gift pick it what do you want from us uh i want a ps5 i can't get a hold of this thing. You just want things you can't get. That's right. That's right.

But I also, I like big, expensive things. I'm not giving you my hair, buddy. Yeah. There you go. All right. You want our antlers? I bet. I want your tea. The Spitballers Draft.

All right, we are drafting minor inconveniences, which I know that we hate. We hate them, and there's a long list, right, Jason? Oh, man. We could go 30 rounds, fellas. My biggest problem here is I have a list of, like, 10 things that should be drafted first overall. Mm-hmm. I just hope every time, like, this is the weirdest draft

because usually when we're in a draft, I don't want you guys to draft things on my list. You know what I mean? I am against you, but my list is so important and so good because I hate these things with such emotion that I want them all drafted. I want to celebrate your guys' minor inconveniences that are awful. I like that jay so this is this is a celebration of things that really are not not that big of a deal and yet they drive us crazy and to me and i have the first pick so i'll make that pick but to me it is a combination of is this a minor inconvenience and how frequently

does it happen sure and so um what i think the most the worst minor inconvenience is, is all of the safety tamper-free packaging. Oh, yeah. The one you got to get the scissors for it. It's the lift and peel. It's not just medicine. Medicine's one thing, right? But it's the milk. It's the orange juice.

Listen. Oh, those ones. It doesn't matter any of them. I don't know if you remove that from the entire face of the earth. What? We got like three or four people poisoned every year? It's worth those three people getting poisoned for the whole world to not have to do lift and peel because you know the lift and peel doesn't work.

You've got to get a butter knife. Then you've got like three quarters, and then you give up peeling it away, so you decide to pour through it. When the lift and peel rips? Yes. When the lift and peel rips yes when the lift and peel rips it makes me hate the company if a company cheaped out on their lift and peel i hate them and so it happens with medicine it happens with any type of safety packaging and i gotta imagine very few people were getting poisoned before this i i mean i don't care but i imagine that it wasn't that big a deal mike i was right with you though when he said safety packaging i i assumed it was like the uh the the risk management packaging the the you know this is the tamper

where plastic and you can't open those plastic containers without the strongest scissors in the world industrial yeah and then if you do, watch out, because that thing will cut you more than the scissors will. No, that's for sure. And you don't have to do it so much anymore, but back in the day, the CD. Oh, yeah. You want to listen to this thing in the car.

Fat chance. But Best Buy has stickered shut every single side of the disc. And you rip it, and it's all tearing, and it never opens ever. So that's my number one pick. I'm going with the lift and peel safety stuff. I like that one a lot. Like I said, my list, so many of them at number one. And it's a minor inconvenience, and it's the yellow light.

You're pulling up to the light. You're just too far away, and you know it, and you got to stop, and you got to hit the brakes. And for that split second, you're just so angry at that traffic light. Like it's a sentient being that has plotted against you to slow down your travel. Did I ever tell you my yellow light story when I was first learning to drive? No, I don't. I'll make it quick. But I was driving home from... I was driving home from... I was just learning... You know how when you're first learning to drive, you're just hyper-sensitive. Don't want to break a rule. Don't want to get pulled over. Everything's perfect. You see yellow. You're stopping.

You're not pushing. I'm driving my mom's car. I've got to be 16 years old. I'm coming back from a friend's house at like 2 in the morning. There's not a soul on the streets, right? I could have gone through the red light. Just so happens my mom literally has a backseat full of puzzles. I'm not joking you.

She's donating puzzles. I am driving down the street. I'm not joking you. She's donating puzzles. I am driving down the street. I'm not even kidding you. Jigsaw puzzles? Jigsaw puzzles. A backseat full of puzzles. I get to the light. The light goes yellow. I think, obviously, I drive through it.

I panic. I slam the brakes like I'm stopping to go off a bridge. Puzzle pieces are flying through the whole car. The car is littered with mixed puzzle pieces. Those puzzles are useless. And I'm sitting at a red light with not a soul in the land. Not a soul anywhere. Oh, man, that's a good story.

That's a real story. I can't believe that the back of the car was full of puzzles oh that's what are the odds uh also who has puzzles like people do puzzles my mom does puzzles yeah man she does so many she has to donate her old ones so that's incredible that's a real story so yellow lights She doesn't glue them? She's glued them She's glued them before They're hanging around the house My mom likes the puzzles as well

Yeah But they were always glued Yeah, no These were donated Straight to the floor Here's a giant mixed bag of puzzles Alright Am I up here?

Yeah, you're up, Jay Alright, all this car talk I'm gonna take a I'm gonna take another driver annoyance because I can't stand it. I mean, it's like someone is being the rudest human that they've ever been when you're coming up to an intersection and you need to turn right. And, oh, good, there's no one in front of you.

And someone pulls over. They get into the right lane, and don't turn right at the red light. I had my blinker on way ahead of time so you could see I need this turn. And when I sit there behind the car in the right lane, and now if it's full traffic, that's one thing. That's, you know, both lanes are full. But I'm talking about all those times where someone pulls out into the right lane and doesn't let you turn right.

I've done it to people before, and I feel terrible. You should. I feel like I should have to go right. There's been like one. You know what I mean? It doesn't matter where I'm going. My rule of the road is basically if you don't get where should have to go right. There's been like one. You know what I mean? It doesn't matter where I'm going. My rule of the road is basically if you don't get where you need to go,

you don't get to drive across four lanes. You got to take the next exit. Yes, I completely agree with you. And I will say this. So I think we've shared on the past. I don't know. I'm a very fast driver usually. I don't like waiting around. I'm a speedy you wouldn't have spilled the

puzzle pieces uh no he would have gone through the light that's what i mean he wouldn't the puzzle pieces would be in actually that's probably not true if we're talking back when i was a kid because when you were talking about that i have a very similar situation where i was driving uh down this won't mean anything to the listeners but bell road and it was two in the morning nobody was there and i come up to this uh yellow light and i was all i mean i should definitely have gone but i chose not to and i slam on the brakes and i stop dead in the middle of the intersection i am zero miles an hour right in the middle of the intersection so puzzles would have only added to that right in the middle what'd you do then i drew back up or you go forward i did i did go forward but that's a good question because it's like wait a minute you backed up and stayed that's been funny all

right um okay so i've got the whole uh right lane not turning right problem um i'm gonna take password problems oh it's on my list it's on my list they're the worst okay so there's a myriad of these but sometimes it happens in a loop where they all hit at the same time you must choose a password that's not a previously used password oh yeah i don't remember my password i've got to reset the password what email is this associated with i gotta find that email. Then I've got to click the thing. Two-factor authentication. And then I've got to put in a password.

And it's like, no, you can't use that. You've used that in the past. And then you're like, okay, I'll use this. No, you can't use sequential numbers. Okay, I'll use this one. Deep breaths. And it's like I've got plenty. I've got a ton of different passwords that I use for things.

And when I get through them all- Big shimmy, big shimmy one, big shimmy two. Exactly. Big shimmy two exclamation point. Yeah, that's bad. It's so frustrating. I can't stand not knowing my passwords. The moment when you finally come up with your new password

and you feel like the smartest person alive. He's like, this is it. Can't wait to change all my passwords to this. Yeah. All right. My second minor inconvenience that I would like to draft. It is mid video buffering. Oh, brother.

Oh, brother. When you are trying to, all I want to do is enjoy this YouTube video of some shenanigans and hijinks happening. And then circle, circle, circle. Or when you have it even worse, when you're trying to watch an actual movie. What you were streaming like on the Apple or your Xbox. And the movie just will not go and you're like all right hold on i'll go reboot the internet yeah do all this bullcrap i hate videos stopping in the middle and someone please talk to jack dorsey at twitter and tell him my goodness i don't understand every video clip that's ever been shared in twitter if you

go full screen it has to stop in the middle not Twitter. If you go full screen, it has to stop in the middle. Not like stop when you go full screen. You push play and you cannot. We're talking a 30-second video. You can't play the whole thing. I don't understand it because this is everyone I talk to. Have you ever watched a video on Twitter? Well, about half of one.

You know the internet has figured out how to do video, right, Twitter? All right, buffering is awful. Thankfully, slowly but surely being removed from the earth uh i'm gonna go with not finding the remote okay it gets compounded when i have three kids and a wife that all use the tv and it's always i i it's always their fault i there's no way i would have ever put the remote in a place I couldn't find it. That is 100%. That actually goes with all things that I've ever lost.

It's 100% the kid's fault. But not finding the remote, it's not like olden days when you could go flip the TV on with your, you know, go up to it and get it on and then not deal with it. Like you are now unable to watch TV. We are beholden to the universal remote. We are beholden to that. And then the second pick that I'm going to go with, so not finding the remote,

I'm actually going to go with like sock problems. Oh, man, I have so many sock problems on my list. Do you really? Yes. So this is either like you've got the hole in the sock at the back of the heel or the bunching up socks. The sock's a little too small. Oh, where the sock goes into the shoe? So it goes a little bit back into the shoe back behind, and you're stuck with the heel. The heel. Or the bunching up socks. The sock's a little too small. Oh, where the sock goes into the shoe?

So it goes a little bit back into the shoe, back behind, and you're stuck with the sock. Once you make a sock commitment in the morning, it's a day commitment. You don't get to rotate to a new sock, and you're committed to the bad sock, and then you darn well better remember to throw that sock away at the nighttime, not put it in the laundry, or do it again next week. I have had many a moments with when you're wearing a pair of Vans, and look, I'm a cool guy.

I can't have my socks showing, but you either go barefoot in the shoe, which I've been known to do that from time to time, or you have the really, really tiny no-show sock, except the problem with that is that we still have not scientifically figured out how to make the perfect no-show sock. They try and put the little glue strips on the back so it stays on your heel, but every once in a while, you get a sock that is just stretched a little bit too much, and then the entire day, that thing is just slipping off your heel,

and you want to take it off off and you just want to rip it into two pieces. Yeah, I wear flip flops almost exclusively so that I avoid sock problems. So this is a solution. It's sock related? No. Oh. No.

I thought it was temperature related. It's more shoes and socks related. Like, I don't want to put them on. I love it. So you should be minor inconvenience, putting on socks. Oh, putting on socks is juicy. I thought we were only dealing with minor inconveniences. That would be for a different show, Mike.

That would be catastrophes. All right. You're back up. Let's see. This is my third pick. All right. You're back up. Let's see. This is my third pick. All right. I am going to take with my third pick a minor inconvenience that we have all experienced. I will go with the main event, but it applies to all of them.

But I will talk about USB plugs. USB plugs and really just like an HDMI plugs. What is, how is it possible that no matter the configuration that I have turned the USB plug, they're all wrong. They are all wrong and it won't go. You've got your hand wrenched behind the television. You can barely see you're peeking in like a dinosaur Jurassic park peeking through the crack of the door and you cannot get the freaking plug in because no matter what it doesn't line up the

first three 180 turns of that plug are always wrong yes it doesn't matter which way you're putting it you must you have to turn it eight times you've got I mean I've done it on four turns but that's about that's bare minimum I fact that, like, prior to this, way prior to USB plugs, they did have, like, bi-directional, you know, round plugs that worked on things, and it would go in at any direction. Well, they had those, but then they would have the round one that had the little notch. Yeah. Where is the little notch?

You'll never know because you can't look at it while you're plugging it in. Just make it work both ways. And thankfully, modern plugs are starting to do that. Thanks to you. You've written a lot of letters. We're working on it. Yeah. All right.

All right. My next pick, there are so many things that I like to hate, Next pick, there are so many things that I like to hate, but bumps inside of your cheek that you keep biting on. Oh, that's funny. That's a funny one. When you get one, no matter how hard you're trying to not bite on that cheek, or it's just like, oh, no, I did it again. And then when you do it, you know it's bigger. It's resetting the clock for three more days. Exactly. Every time it's just like oh no i did it again and then when you do it oh you're setting yourself

it's resetting the clock for three more days exactly every time it's reset you got a three day wait if you can go three days without biting it you're done with it yeah but you do it once and then that last day problem sticks with you oh i can't stand those um all right excellent pick so many things here this is this is my last pick oh goodness all right um this one is a jason moore exclusive i'm sure that there are some people out there that hate this but this isn't one you're gonna find i don't think on a lot of lists this is something that i loathe i okay hate so much i freak out listen i'm a grown-up kind of most of my time i'm i'm a relatively i kind of little handle anxiety pretty well i don't i don't i'm not an anxious person sure i stress out like a 14 year old being told they have to do taxes when it comes to ordering in the Starbucks line. I can't stand it.

And if it's a drive-thru, kill me now. Because there's three other people in that car that are trying to get me orders. And I don't want to order any of this. Is this specific to Starbucks? Oh, yes. You don't speak the language and I don't want to order any of this. I don't. Is this specific to Starbucks? Oh, yes. A venti. You don't speak the language. I don't speak the language.

I don't know the stuff, but everyone in the car does, and they know what they want, and I can't stand. I freak out. We have literally driven up to a Starbucks before where I will get out, and my wife will get out, and we will do. And you'll collect the whole order so you can get back in? No, we will switch seats. Swatskies.

And she's driving through this drive-thru. Wow. Because I freak out at Starbucks orders. You tag out. You tag out of driving. I will say that having the pressure, and not just Starbucks, like ordering for a carload of people who aren't positive what they want makes you want to not have them as family anymore.

100%. I mean, I almost left my kids at a drive-thru once. It's like, you couldn't tell me what you want. Out. Get out. I saw a funny little TikTok trend where if you're with your girlfriend or your significant other, you're supposed to try to go through the drive-thru and you only order for yourself and then you just pull forward

and you just act like you never heard them the whole time. It was pretty funny. You're up, Mike. All right. And this one, it's specific to me because I doubt anyone has thought about it, or you guys aren't thinking about this, but you will completely agree with me.

And it's a bit of a combo. So for whatever, for draft, I'll just take the one. But when you have to poop right after you took a shower, slash having to poop when you're in the pool. Because it's for two different reasons. He just said, I'll take one, and then he took both. No, no, I'm saying for the draft, you can just put one in there. But I want it known on the record that you have two.

So to explain what makes each one bad. It's two different problems. So having to poop right after a shower. That speaks for itself. I mean, number one, you were clean. after a shower that speaks for itself. I mean, number one, you were clean.

There were, you were just, your entire body was clean head to toe just 30 seconds ago. And now you have gone and soiled it. But the thing that ties these together together for me, and it's very inconvenient when you go to poop and you are just soaking wet and you are sitting there and you, you got your wet trunks down on the feet and you are just soaking wet and you are sitting there and you got

your wet trunks down on the feet and you just... Something about being soaking wet while you poop makes the experience... They have fun wiping with a wet butt. It makes the experience just infinitely worse. Infinitely worse. Okay. I did not see that coming. I did not either.

I thought it was going to go with... But I mean, I do admit I like to be dry when pooping versus wet. For sure. I thought he was going to go with having to poop and the doors locked. You know what I mean? Like you're at a public place and you go and you really need to use the restroom and it's like, oh no! That would be the... That's catastrophe as well.

That would be, no, the restroom where the door doesn't lock. So you've got, you know what I mean? Have you ever been in the bathroom where none of the doors lock when you got to go? You're like, I can keep a foot up to hold this thing closed. All right. Do I got to finish this up? Al, you said you had one. Have we selected it?

Nope. We have not. Well, I'm probably not going to select it, but I'm going to go with something that just probably shows my age, probably shows just how dumb i am really chaps his eye really chaps my height i can't stand bluetooth connection problems i can't stand having to go through the extra step of going into my settings every time i want to use a pair of headphones when every time i want to connect to something i literally am at the point now where i just tell my 11 year old-old, make it work.

I mean, I've gotten there already. Wow. Where it's just make it work because I'm out on the effort. The student has become the teacher? And I just like, sometimes I want to like watch, you know, my wife's still sleeping. I want to check something on my phone. So I plug the headphones in. Then I connect. Then they disconnect and the sound blasts her awake.

And can we not get something like, why Bluetooth? Can we upgrade this? Yeah, where's Green Tooth? That's what I've been saying. I'd go straight to gold. Oh, nice. You know that's going to be better. Yeah.

It's gold. Can I buy that? All right, Al, you said you had one that really chapped your hide. What was it? Yeah, it might be recency bias, but face ID with a mask on is the worst thing ever. Yeah, totally. That is a mask on is the worst thing ever. Yeah, totally. That is a real something I doubt Apple saw coming.

That is tremendous. We've got this amazing technology. The only other one where I really wanted to draft it was the full hands closed door. So you got the groceries all loaded up. You get to the door and this is why you need lever door handles.

Ladies and gentlemen, if your garage door is a round knob, you need to upgrade your life because the lever doorknob has saved me so many times. That's a good call. I had a couple little other ones. Food in your teeth. I can't stand food in my teeth. The popcorn. Yeah.

And then I also was thinking like changing the toilet paper roll on one of the toilet paper things that are like really hard to get. You can't get it out. Get the thing out of there. That's annoying. On my list, I've got walking into a room and forgetting why the heck you were going there. I came here for a purpose, but I can't remember. The problem with that is an inconvenience is you'll never know. Right. You never know what you were going there. I came here for a purpose, but I can't remember. The problem with that is an inconvenience is you'll never know.

Right. You never know what you were there for. Captchas, especially the ones where it's like, click all the things in the pictures. I'm like, click all the traffic lights. I thought I did. I got this wrong. I feel like I know.

I promise I'm not a robot. Not being able to find your keys when it's time to leave. And, of course, spam calls. Solicitors calling me to get out of my life. All right. That'll do it. What did we learn today? I mean, Jason's is obvious, too. I learned that antlers grow every year and fall off and are shed.

That's my... How are you dealing with that? I do not believe it. grow every year and fall off and are shed. How are you dealing with that? I do not believe it. There's going to be some deep dive after this show. Okay. I learned that Jason will get a tattoo on his butt cheek. Very interesting. I learned that Jason fakes it. Yeah. Yeah.

Doesn't like gifts. It's nice for his birthday. We're going to be able to handle that real easy i'm gonna have our gratitude thank you for tuning in ladies and gentlemen we will see you next week stay safe goodbye thanks for listening check out spitballerspod.com.