Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Spit Hits: Procrastination Is A Virtue & The Best Movie Theater Snacks - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: December 2, 2021

Spit Hit for December 2nd, 2021: Welcome, Spitwads, to Jason Moore's procrastination station. Why do something today that could be put off until tomorrow? Also, for some reason today's show is full of very specific, complex questions. Luckily, that is what we specialize in. Once we breeze through those with ease, we debate which movie theater snacks are the best in today's draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the Spitballers Comedy Podcast: Become an Official Spitwad: SpitballersPod.com Follow us on Twitter: Twitter.com/SpitballersPod Follow us on IG: Instagram.com/SpitballersPod Subscribe on YouTube: YouTube.com/Spitballers

Oh, spit wads. We have, dare I say, one of our greatest spit hits ever today on the show. It's a spit hit. And we think you'll enjoy it very much. And if you don't, you could put it off till tomorrow because that's what we're doing on the show today. We're talking about some of Jason's procrastination habits. What? And we're talking about the best.

Well, we're drafting the best thing that you do when you go to the movie theater, which is eat snacks. We're going to draft the very best movie theater snacks and plenty of other shenanigans on today's episode. Oh, it's hilarious. Please enjoy this spit hit. What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the Spitballers Podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. I told you it was coming.

We've had 68 episodes of the Spitballers podcast. You've been sick for a month. I've never been more afraid for a scat in all my life. I don't know what I feel now. But I know where you feel it. And that's your heart. The respiratory system? Yes.

I've entered your respiratory system. You will. You'll be down soon. Just be happy out there as you listen, knowing that none of the projectiles that, well, he's scattered. I mean, we're just. You guys are toast. Dark and cover.

We're done look i'm i feel like i'm borderline over it i would say that's fair i still gotta cough from time to time nasty things happening i judge it based on how many times you have to pause our foosball games coughing and i think you're very close to being down to two or three per two or three pauses per game at least it was just a month well whenever you do whenever you do really coughing and i think you're very close to being down to two or three per two or three boxes per game at least it was just a month well whenever you do whenever you do really uh cardio intensive things like foosball you do breathe real heavy yeah i mean i just in general play just like why do you breathe like that well Well, here's the thing.

Would it make you feel like you've been discouraged? Let's be honest. Let's be real. Okay. You've been a little down. You've been a little discouraged with, you know, how long it's taken to get over this. Would it be better if you knew that you had like some atrocious disease that you overcame because it took so long? Like if I told you today, hey, guess what?

You had pneumonia. Heck yeah, man. Would you feel a lot better than just a little bitty baby cold? Of course I would. I'm on the other side of it already. I want to have overcome, like, you know, I want to put a badge of honor on myself. Take that, organ trail designers.

Exactly. Pneumonia's nothing to this guy. I used to have AIDS. Now I'm fine. Whoa. The bigger, the better. I overcame. I guess if you're through it, you might as well throw the worst possible thing on there.

Yes. Well, congrats on overcoming AIDS this past month. Yes. I did it. All right. You can find the show on Twitter at spitballers pod. Jason said it at the beginning, spitballers pod.com become an official spit wad,

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Review-a-saurus rags. This one comes in from FantasyFB underscore kiss. Five stars. Congrats. You have perverted my life. It says congratulations on your podcast award for best comedy. Oh, that's true we did win that that's right thank you what this whole thing says i enjoy listening in every week however you

have really altered the way i look at things in life starts out every morning when i grab my toothbrush and i think should i dry brush or wet brush, now whenever I walk in a grocery store or a hardware store, I look around thinking, what can be weaponized? Yeah. And I now fear flying because I have to think about what pilot means. Keep up the good work. You're welcome. We will.

Did you guys ever have something in your life where it was like this for for our friend here fantasy fb where it was altering the way that you look at what's happening for the point i wanted to bring up it's like funny enough we were just talking about this on a different podcast or the radio show but i brought up tony hawk's pro skater yeah and when well that was happening that phase of my life i mean i was really into tony hawk all of them but then i would walk around and i would see like these really high architecture pieces and like man you could do a nice trick off of that i'll drop a 50 50 on there go right into a superman grab land in a land in a front manual my multiplier would be off the chain yeah i know i i get what you're saying that

happens with so many things in life i feel like every time we just talked about the pet peeves and the the toilet paper i was in blissful ignorance thinking it doesn't matter how you put the toilet paper on the roll shameful now you've changed my life and now i look at under under uh rolls as a or terrible part of your roles Under rolls is like my tum-tum. Yeah, I have a lot of under rolls. How about every time you get a car? If you've ever purchased a new car, all of a sudden you see that car everywhere on the right. That's true.

That's true. That does happen. You get a Honda Civic, it's like, oh, I had no idea how many Honda Civics were out there. A lot of people buy these. Yeah. Copying me. All right, let's get into our first segment. Would you rather.

All right, this one comes in from Stefan on Instagram. Sounds fancy. Would you rather get up right now and run a mile or wait until tomorrow and run two? Oh, this is a perfect. It's such a simple question. It's the, have you guys seen when they do the marshmallow test to the kids? Yes. Where they put the one marshmallow on the table so you have to sit here for 20 minutes.

Then you get to eat it. Then we'll bring you another one if you wait the full time yeah no one waits no but it's the smart kids wait it's the opposite problem here it's not that things get better if you wait it's things get worse if you wait yeah so the nice thing is i don't have to do it now but it's going to get worse and usually 100% worse. Usually that's the... I mean, that's the route I take. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? That used to be kind of my life motto.

Put off until tomorrow and have to do twice is the way that this one works. I think if we brought up like what our... Like, I think we can agree we are close to superheroes. The three of us. In perfect shape. Physically?

No, no, no. Just like powers. And if I have a superpower, it would be procrastination. Oh, I got you. I am so unbelievably good at procrastination. You're so good at it that you now look at it as a positive skill, apparently. Exactly. It's a talent. You're're like i'm the best i can

i like bragging about this off to the absolute when i was in college and had papers due it became a a badge of honor to be like dude i did this last night this this is due this morning now like i would get so late it's like it's a 15 page paper it's the day of now like most people are like oh i procrastinated i didn't even start until the week it was due like i had a i'm like i had some procrastination problems as well i had a very similar event to this in high school did you guys do the the egg drop The egg drop in science where you have, essentially, you build a contraption, and then you'll go up on the bleachers or somewhere. You're trying to catch the egg?

No, no, no. You're trying to secure the egg so when you drop it from very high, it doesn't break. Oh, that sounds amazing, and no, I did not. Oh, I thought this was very common. Well, we were both assigned it. We never actually did it. Well, that was basically where i was when i parked my car and we're all i we all parked in the same spot me my friends

were walking to school and they start talking about their devices oh and you had nothing they start showing their devices and i went hold on guys hold on fellas wait now had you forgotten or i had 100 forgotten about this this like huge project for my science grades so what'd you do i scrapped something together throughout the morning like i would i felt like macgyver i would just find things it was and what are you done with that plastic bottle excellent i'm gonna cut the top off of it oh you you got an extra piece of construction paper? Perfect. I got a nose cone.

You always got to have a rubber band in there. I want to know the grade. What did you get? I got an A, my man. Oh, my God. I pieced this thing together over my first two periods. And that's why. Wrote a report and got an A.

I had a paper that was given to me by a professor that they said, can I hold on to this? I want to share it to the other faculty. It was my proudest moment because I was like, if you knew how quick I put that together, you'd be ashamed of what you're saying to me right now. And that's why, really, after 68 episodes, our biggest message out there to the world is that school is useless. Yes, kids don't do... Education, school.

No, I'm kidding. But just saying that you could get it done real fast if you want to. It's funny. Humans can do very amazing things when they're put under time constraints. When they're reminded that they have a giant project. Yes. I, I don't think it takes like my argument for waiting till tomorrow here would only be based around. I want to be like wearing running clothes with running shoes or something of that nature.

I don't think it's that important to prepare for the one versus two. I'm going to take the one mile right now. I tell my son when he gets home with his homework because he has a focusing problem. He kind of does a little bit ski, and then it's like 10 minutes of distraction, and then a little bit, and then in his mind, homework takes two and a half hours. And I try to tell him i say knock it out son this i'm talking to you right now caleb caleb knock out that homer so veggies first i was

not a procrastinator because to me the mental thought of something to do was a problem to me so stressful for the most part yeah and i had my moments like it is for him too he just shoulders it but but i mine turns into excitement. Yeah, I know. I noticed that. It's a problem. I'm so excited. I have 10 minutes. If I knock it out, I don't have to think about it again.

That's true. So are you a vegetable first? I'll run right out this door right now. I'll run my mile, and I won't have to do two tomorrow. What were you saying? Vegetables. Are you a vegetables first type of fella? Look, vegetables are atrocious, much like school.

Come on, kids. Yeah yeah he's an ice cream first but my yes i was the let's put it in lucky charms terms i ate all the regular cereal then i ate the the marshmallows last yes now let me ask this like when you are eating something now do you strategically save what you consider to be the best bite for last? I try to make, I'm a proportional eater. I want every bite to be, like if I'm doing tuna fish and crackers, I'm perfectly rationing my crackers and my tuna fish for equal finishing moments. Because this has caused some strife in the right household.

Really? Because when I'm eating something, like let's say the part you like of the burger is the middle. There's no edge bun, whatever. That's your perfect bite. I don't roll that way. I just eat and I eat very quickly. You do.

Which ends up, then I start looking at what food my wife has left. And she will frequently leave what she considers to be the best part of the food to be last. Interesting. Which then frequently turns into me scooping up her last piece.

That's the end of it. She doesn't need this. I have so many times. Does she say, I was waiting to eat that? Yeah, she gets so mad. This has not happened once, twice. I can't count how many times I have. And it's not on purpose.

I'm not, I'm not going with ill will of saying, I know this is your favorite part. It's just, Oh, I'm going to take a bite. Just imagine. But she tries to save the best part for last.

Just imagine this kid is eating all of the garbage, non marshmallows in the lucky charms. And I roll up. Yes. And I roll up with a big spoon, and I grab that whole thing of marshmallows. I go, thanks, bud. That's what you're doing. Yes, it is. So you don't. I notice when you're out to lunch with us, we call you the meat pirate sometimes.

If we've got a little leftover meat, eventually you get to the point where you're scooping it up. But you ask permission. But at the right household, there's no permission. You're just scoopsie. I don't ask permission from my wife to eat the best part of her plate. And to be fair, this started completely with her. I mean, she established the no boundaries boundaries in food one of the very first times

we ever went out uh so we're a lot younger than we are now but we go out to mcdonald's and we brought her brother along well apparently they do something that i have never encountered before so we go i of course buy the supersized fry because i'm a man. And you're young and it doesn't affect you. I eat whatever I want. Both of them buy, they go smalls, they want to save the money, whatever. We get down to the table. They immediately grab all of the

fries and dump them into one giant pile. And on my face You are not happy. What? No. Those are my fries. I got the really big one and now i have just contributed to this this this communism pile of french fries that's ridiculous first of all second of all be careful where you're listening to the spitballers podcast because the last time i said something about my wife on this show she happened to be playing that episode at that moment while

we were on a little family trip and i had to sit there with a grimace on my face as I listened through it. This is legendary in our house. I have no problem sharing this. Little bonus pet peeve from the previous episode of the pet peeve draft would be when the spouse says, oh no, I don't want any of that. And you get the movie theater drink, and then they do want it. They did want a drink. Do you want a drink? No, I don't want a drink. But they did want a drink.

I'm happy to buy you a drink. There is little in this world that gives me genuine anger. I'm not talking some like, that's annoying. I'm talking like, i fill with rage when that happens because that happens like you know and i'll even preface oh i don't want to it's always a dessert at the restaurant oh are you gonna get dessert i'll say like i'm not sharing this if you want if you want it you're going to have to order your own and then it gets there and the bite happens the fork comes over

and i'm just like i told you about this now mike did you pick up the fries and carefully put them back into your supersized container because that would have been great like nope that would have been a a power move but you know the rate of speed at which i eat so where they thought oh we're making a big pile for everyone to share these fries. The last laugh was on them because you ate more than the supersize. Because my speed, which I can eat French fries, is unmatched. And because of all of this, I'm going to take the two mile tomorrow. Okay, Mike, last call here.

Unless I'm wearing dress shoes right now, which I never do ever in my life, then I will get up and I will do the mile right now. I mean, you have to live your life knowing that, look, you could die at any time. That's true. And if that's true, then I might not have to run the mile at all. And therein lies why the papers got done the day before. He was hoping for grim death. All right, Julia from Twitter. Would you rather have the flu for the rest of your life? In lies why the papers got done the day before. He was hoping for grim death. Right.

Julia from Twitter. Would you rather have the flu for the rest of your life or would you rather have a painful sunburn for the rest of your life? Neither can be treated or cured. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. I have already verified that I can live with the flu for my life. already verified that I can live with the flu for my life. The last month, I've basically had these symptoms, the cough, the breathing, the nose, the... Oh, just the worst. Well, you got to mix the fever in for the whole month now, though. The flu, you're going to have a fever.

It's not a month. It's the rest of your life. You can't treat it either. No ibuprofen, no Tylenol. Also, you can't rub any aloe vera on that sunburn. So basically, what pain do you want the most? Because you're not in no pain here. Sunburn vera on that sunburn. So basically, what pain do you want the most? Because you're not in no pain here. Sunburns are a real sunburn.

Not like, oh, I got a little sunburn on the back of my shoulders. But like, oh, whoops. I thought I was going to be out here for five minutes. It was an hour. I am a lobster. Those are unmanageable. I can live with the flu i can't do anything when i've got a true hardcore sunburn i'm going the other direction i think i'm gonna have to take the

sunburn you're crazy man because those the first couple days you were sick you then you were you were in the whole day you said you told tale of how you were completely useless. Yes. That was, like, that's the flu. The flu is not you're able to get up and go to work and record a podcast. You don't actually have the flu. Fever, aches, loss of appetite. Your skin hurts.

I mean, yes, your skin will be in pain when you have a sunburn, but when you have the flu, your entire body, your so this is hear me out let's say that i i i feel like i was able to overcome like the the first three days i was down i was out i don't think the sickness went away i just learned how to deal with it and so that's what would happen no no treatment no cure i would just overcome yeah well i think you're gonna be really uncomfortable in both situations part of me thinks if i just sat still with that sunburn it'd be more manageable you know don't move don't let your skin crack watch a little seinfeld you'll be fine have you ever had the sunburn so bad that you like you see the pink elephants you have the woo you lose your mind and have crazy fever dreams from the no no that's a thing yeah no i've never i don't think that's all right jordan from the

website would you rather work a traditional five days on two days off or six days on one day off plus an extra week off every sixth week this is a very particular question this is probably this is probably advice this person needs the person that asked did say they just they just switched jobs and their new job is the second option here and they were just wondering this is real life there are a lot of jobs that are like this i mean my my aunt is a pediatric nurse and she would frequently work you know the 24s right you work like 224 hour shifts where you have no sleep and you know you have to juggle what's the most valuable time to you and obviously losing a whole day off every week that's a big deal but then you get the week off yeah let's just say every sixth week let's just say basically for

this i'm getting sundays off so i'm working monday through saturday yeah so right now i work monday through friday and so saturdays become the nightmare birthday time the nightmare birthday time. The nightmare birthday time for parents is known as I have three children. And between family and friends and school buddies and everyone, there's always a birthday party every Saturday. And I've got to go. Nightmare birthday time. Here's great news. We ordered a, so this Saturday coming up, it's a cousin's birthday. You want to know why?

It's a Saturday. Because it's a Saturday. That's why it's a cousin's birthday you want to know why it's a Saturday because it's a Saturday that's why it's a birthday we went out and got a couch last night uh a little a little pullout couch they could only deliver it on Saturday do you know how excited I was to have because you're gonna miss nightmare birthday I'm gonna miss the birthday party so give for delivery of a couch someone's got to be there for the couch oh man someone's got to sign for it gotta do it and i'm taking look i will sacrifice oh you're such a trooper cousin's birthday because i am uh i'm gonna i gotta get the couch is this your way of

saying that you'd like to work through all your saturday birthday time that is and then get the week off later on and then i vacation every month and a half i think that part is nice where you can plan a vacation that's true and not miss work but then you still got your work vacation time so then you take a week off and you plan it around that six week yeah now it's a two-week vacation i'll tell you though it's tough like if you've got stuff to get done around the house or deal with different things you got one day to do it you've got to decide on that one day am i going to relax and have a day off or am i going to get all my not work stuff done that one day and then not relax you know who would be able to get it done that day king procrastinator i'm used to that

that's no problem all right i don't mind that, do you have a vote here? You like the week? We basically do this right now. During the football season, we work six days a week. Yeah, that's true. Where's our sixth week off, though? So if I tell my wife I'm going to be on the same schedule, but every six weeks we'll get

a week off. Our vacation is called the Spitballers podcast. You ever heard of it i have the situation realm well alice from the website has brought us back to a familiar place your local wizard oh he's back the local neighborhood wizard has granted you one wish, as he is prone to do. However... But he is a turd. His wishes always come with terrible side effects.

Well, let's see. Let's see. It does come with two trade-offs. Once again, he's making a trade with you. Initially, the chance of your wish coming true is only 1%. Well, that sucks. Increasing by another 1% each day that it remains unused until it reaches 100% on the 100th day. So your wish will come true.

If you wait 100 days. No, no, no. It doesn't come true in 100 days. Your chance of it, if you wait to make the wish. Right. 100 days and you make it on the 100th day, it's got 100% chance of coming true. You make it on the 20th day, you got a 20% chance of it coming true. So you can wait to make the wish man today's

today's podcast has all been about very specific all about waiting well and this is a real person that has a real local wizard in their neighborhood and they're asking a real question we're helping them with their real life yeah here's the second trade-off because we need a second trade-off of course one is not enough however only the first time you wish for something will count meaning if you accidentally say i wish it wasn't so cold in there on day 35 that's your wish oh man so then the situation is just what do you do in this scenario i would accidentally i would mess this up how many days in the first day the first day i would accidentally say like i i mean how i wish we get Culver's for lunch? Yeah, I've got to start paying attention just in case the local around the corner.

I need to start paying attention to do. I don't know for sure that I use that verbiage. The wish I say need a lot like I need something. I want something. Do I say, oh, you might say you might say like i wish i had that or i wish that was mine or i wish i wish you were this or i wish this was happening i feel like i do it like on television shows like on all the shows you're on right yes all this while you're filming when i'm watching i was like oh i wish you didn't do that oh Oh, no. Yeah, you could have those. And then it's like, oh, no, he said yes to the date.

Like, no. He doesn't seem risky to me. I think I know what would happen with Jason. You would have a 3% chance of not going to a birthday party that first Saturday. Because on the third day, you'd say, I wish I didn't have to do this this weekend. Oh, my gosh, you're right. Every three days, he'd say, I wish I didn't have a birthday party this weekend. That verbiage would definitely,

that has come out of my mouth plenty of times. But then 97% of the time you're still at the party on that situation because you've made the wish every three days. Your chance of it happening goes up over time. I don't think I would, I don't think I use the language I wish for a bunch of negative things.

So the risk of accidentally saying it doesn't concern me a lot. I wish you would die. Well, that's not good. I wish you were dead. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. You've got a chance of killing someone. Well, you've got to be a little.

When you've got a local wizard, you've got to be a little more careful with your tongue, with the loose tongue around these parts. Be careful what you wish for. The real tough thing is let's say you're patient. You're willing to wait, and you get to like day 75, day 80, day 85. You've got something. I'm a gambler. You've got something you want.

You figure the odds are in your favor. If you don't get what you want you got to wait another 100 days to guarantee it you've been waiting a long time imagine getting to day 98 day not you're you know you can make the argument like oh it's only you know you've waited this long wait two more days but also it's like it's 98 this is 98 i i know how math works i'm i'm yes exactly i'm good to go here. And what if day 98 is the day of the birthday party you want to go away? That's not going to be my wish.

I can overcome. Yeah, but you'd wish no birthday parties ever again. Yes, he'd wish them. And then you'd accidentally wish away all birthday parties. Oh, that would stink. I do like some birthday parties. Like mine? You like my birthday parties?

I love your birthday. Everyone here, I love some birthday parties. Like my, mine? You like my birthday parties? I love your, everyone here, I love your birthday parties. Yes. And family listening, oh, those, I love those birthdays. I'm not talking about. What about the cousin that you called out specifically? Well, no, I love that cousin's birthday party. I was talking about the other cousin. Okay.

The cousin that's listening, I love his, no, totally, the people listening are getting mixed streams right now. I'm talking about the other couch. The cousin that's listening. I love it. No, totally. The people listening are getting mixed dreams right now. I'm talking about someone else. Yeah, the show was recorded on October 11, 2019. All right. Yeah, I think I would be prone to waiting, and then I'm just cashing in on a sweet wish every 100 days. Oh, this is repeatable?

I thought it was just a one-time thing? Oh, one shot, I'm waiting 100 days guaranteed. I'm waiting all the way. If I'm a one shot, there ain't no way I'm taking a chance with that. I believe in myself. I believe that I could bite my tongue for 100 days and not say I wish. So I'm going for, I'm going to go 100 days. Yeah.

And then I'll, what do you wish for? one wish out of 100 days? just a ton of money I think that's the true thing that most people would end up wishing for when you've just got one wish that's a tough call you've got 100 days to think about it

there are limitations this is a local wizard I want to cure hunger this is a local wizard. You know, it's like, oh, I want to cure hunger. There's a local wizard. He can't get that done. The best you can do is say, hey, I wish my local wizard, can you just like reduce my utility bills just a little bit? That's what the local wizard can do.

He can handle very municipal, close to home matters. I wish we had a roller rink in our city. That's what he can do. Yeah, I think he can get that done. The kids still love a roller rink in our city that's what he can do yeah I think you can get that done the kids still love the roller rinks is that really is that your wish for your city that's not my wish unless it was a hopping place

yeah get an awesome ladder Joey from the website the government has placed a contract on your file I didn't read that right at all Joey from the website, the government has placed a contract on your file. I didn't read that right at all. Oh, I love it though. Let's start over.

Joey from the website, the government has placed a contract on your life. Same letters. Yeah, a very dyslexic moment. You have the ability to hire one TV movie fictional human to protect you. Oh. Who do you hire and why? That's your situation. I was going straight to the genie, but it's not a human.

So you need somebody to straight up just protect you. You need one person to protect you from your demise. I know my answer. So this can't be a superhuman. This is just a regular human Didn't he say fictional human? Fictional human Yes, but like Superman Is fictional

Superman is not a human He's a Kryptonian We're talking like Jason Bourne For example A fictional TV or movie I know my answer I feel like I know your answer No you don't know. Yeah. A fictional TV or movie. I mean, I know my answer. I feel like I know your answer. No, you don't.

Okay. Oh, yes, I do. It's got to be John Wick. No. But that would be a great answer. Yes, it would. No, that would be a great answer. But the problem with John Wick is that's forever.

I'm now best friends with John Wick, which in itself would be pretty awesome. Yeah. Because we would live in the John Wick world. But no, I'm going with Smash 90s Sensation, The Eraser, the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie because his entire job was he erased you from existence. He would make the government believe that the contract was fulfilled and I would be living large and witness protection well i leave

it to mike to remember things like that yeah not only i'm impressed not that he remembered the contents of the hit movie eraser which i'm pretty sure was a failure but not not when i'm watching it i was impressed i was impressed that he remembered the beginning of this question where it's like oh it's a government contract on your life that's that's part of this that was like two minutes ago dude i was gonna go with my local wizard gandalf i figured gandalf is is he human he's human he's a wizard yeah but he's human i don't know because if you think about lord of the rings sometimes questions should be simpler think think about this lord of the rings you Sometimes questions should be simpler. Think about this. Lord of the Rings.

You've got elves. You've got wizards. You have humans. You've got humans. But Gandalf wasn't included in the... Think about Harry Potter. What do they call them? Muggles?

They're humans. The muggles are the people who are the regulars, right? This is getting too down the rabbit hole. I just figured I wanted a wizard that was willing to take on a giant demon and kill himself for my sake, but whatever. Okay. Yeah, I'm taking John Wick.

I mean, this government will not exist soon. I'm moving on. Adam from the website. Today is your birthday. Oh, Jason's invited. You receive a text from someone whose number you don't have in your contacts and you have no history with they wish you a happy birthday and say you have to hang out again soon how do you go about figuring out whose number it is without revealing that you don't know

who they are I wish I had a more complicated answer I'd say I got a new phone I lost my contacts who is this again? Done. Finished. I thought you don't use that verbiage. You just said you wish for that. You're done. You don't get to your 100. Your wish is gone, man.

Yeah. They have been added to your context. Is there a very conniving- It's Bill. Congratulations. My wish is done. Bill from accounting. I figured it out.

From accounting, Mike. Thank you. Is there a very smart and strategic way to do this? Like, how do you spell your first name again? I'm writing you a letter. How do you spell your last name again? The first thing I do is I Google the phone number. S-M-I-T-H.

I feel like that crap never works. It never works, but it's the first thing I will do. There are 10,000 companies that are offering a service to reverse look up a phone number, but none of them actually do. No, and you have to pay. You get to the end of that line, you got to pay money. I'm not paying. I think if you search for it in...

Can you search for people by phone number in Facebook? Can you search a phone number and if that's associated? No. I don't think so. I'm going to test it. I'm fairly certain that that would be- Doing research for the people. That's the privacy thing that I'd be super surprised about.

What I do is I get real excited and I say, oh, totally. Let's do this right now. I'll meet you at the Wendy'sies i'll be wearing the blue hat oh wait you're gonna spy out on them and then ditch them and then i will wear a red hat and i will see who shows up and then we'll see maybe if we want to be friends still or not i hope it's a really flamboyant hat and you think you're blending in by wearing a red top hat instead of a blue one i assume they know who you are since they're texting you. You're not fooling anybody when you show up in a red hat.

What about, sure, let's do it next week. Send me an invite. You think that would work? They put their name in the invite, right? Who sends... Wait, what? What if you ask for the address? Who sends a formal invite?

Not like a letter. What are you expecting, a Google invite? Not like a letter. What are you expecting? A Google invite? Yeah, we have run a business. We get invites all the time. For business? Well, sure. Not like to hang out at a movie.

Like, hey, you want to go to a movie on Thursday? Yeah, send me the invite. Invite me on Facebook. What if you just say, sure, what's your address again? And then you look them up by ad. That's better. Yeah, how are you getting to that conversation? And why do you want the ad?

Oh, good to hear from you. What's your address? That's a weird thought. Well, you want to hang out. I'll stop on by. I might hang out at your place. What's your address, strange bill from accounting? So here's what I would do, and I know this for sure.

You would ask, phone a friend. No. And I'm not proud to admit this but I know for sure like this situation is very realistic it's your birthday you get a message someone wants to hang out happy birthday we should hang out soon I don't know who they are and therefore I don't care I just you block but are you blocking no I'm No, I'm not blocking because maybe I make a lot of mistakes in my life. This is a person you've already hung out with. They say again soon.

Yeah, for sure. You just hung out with them. That's awesome. I will run into them again. And they'll say, why didn't you answer my text? And I will say, what text? So you have to delete it. Sure.

So you're not blocking, but deleting. Of course you're just going to not have a friend. That's your choice in this equation. Look, I've got two good friends here. Not if you lose my number. That's true. It's over. Then we're going to have to just communicate in person, like the olden times.

Yes, yes, when they didn't text. You guys ready to draft? Yep. The Spitballers Draft. All right, Jason has the first pick. Our draft topic today is best movie theater snacks. I think this is a good one. Yeah, this is, it's, I mean.

Can we start with a question? Please. Can you, like, my brother-in-law josh is you know he's not a big spender right like oh you josh is 100 the dollar store candy smuggler please drive this bus over josh my point is is when we when I go to the movies, we do a bro date every once in a while. I'll go see a movie. And I don't like a movie theater experience without snacks. I don't.

Part of the experience for me is having snacks at the theater. And every single time, he gets a courtesy cup complimentary of water. And that's all he ever gets. And so I'm left holding the bag literally oh so you feel self-conscious i get a lot of snacks at the theater and i love it it's part of my experience what is a lot of snacks well i i i just want to know like genuinely like when you go all out do you do you get multiple candies plus popcorn ever i've definitely done multiple candies and popcorn but traditionally it would be large soda, large popcorn, large candy.

That's all I mean. What about the dibs? I've never done it. Believe it or not. What a mistake. Well, I mean, you know I like ice cream, but that's just, it's okay. This is too convenient that it's wrapped up in individual bites. Yeah, yeah.

But the point is, is part of going to the movies for me is the experience of the food okay and and uh sure if you want to be look you want to smuggle in the dollar store i've been down that road it's nice you get wider selection sometimes whether it's walgreens or dollar store or target you get a wider selection a bigger box it's and you don't pay as much money and i can fit that in it is not my wife's purse that's what i was gonna bring i was not fair as as a man that does not have a man bag i know at times you've had it but i don't have one and i take my kids to the movies sometimes without my wife obviously most of the time we go together we we've done the we've done the stop at the store load up the first thing we're humans we're americans um but i've done this before where i've got a

i've done this and it's just me and the kids and so it's not like one candy it's like four or five candies that's hard probably five because there's three kids and i'm and i'm buying double right so my pockets when i'm walking through these places, it's like the scariest thing because they're bulging at unbelievable levels, making sound everywhere. I've literally told kids, like, you can't buy things that rattle. You're not allowed to buy. That's the only rule here. No rattling. Invite me to your next birthday party, and I will buy you a bag.

Okay. We'll buy you a bag okay we'll buy you a nice man bag he buys those adult version of the shoes with the wheels on him so he can roll in without moving his feet back and forth yeah so there are a lot of things to consider i'm saying i just to me going to the movies means having a snack and i don't understand going just getting a little uh thumb fill cup of water thumb? I don't know what that means. A thimbleful of water. And it just doesn't... It's fun for me.

No, I completely agree. Because I like eating. All right, so best movie theater snacks. A lot to figure into this equation. Jason, you get the first pick. There's a one-on-one here. And I don't know necessarily that it is my favorite because I'm a sugaraholic.

And this is not. You can get the sweet version of it. So are you drafting the best snacks or are you trying to win? Well, no. But the thing is, is even though this isn't necessarily my favorite, I can't remember the last time I went to the movies and didn't get popcorn. I genuinely, I don't think that's ever happened. I mean, you go to the movie theater,

when we buy candy elsewhere, we walk in and we walk up to the counter and still buy popcorn. We're not having a popcorn-less movie. I mean, this is America. So popcorn is the 101. That's the snack that I have to have. I don't eat popcorn other places.

You know who does? The man you should have left the pick for. What just showed up at the office the other day? You ordered not just a bag of popcorn. You ordered a jumbo family enterprise. You could go into business selling bags of popcorn now that's how much showed up to our office who eats popcorn i'm gonna start i'm gonna start oh new trend first of all the popcorn world is really it's been revolutionized by the invention

of the flavored powders which are so exceptional which by the way ranch i like the ranch is the best followed closely by white cheddar for me i like the white cheddar i like the sweet ones i like the cinnamon and you know they're basically turning it into candy once again you don't know what you're talking about and yet you took popcorn with a number one pick you didn't leave it to me that's my expertise you buy popcorn or do you try to get the kettle corn? Do they have kettle corn in the movie theaters? Yeah. You ever been outside, Mike? Sometimes.

I'm not a popcorn person. They have flavored ones. They really haven't worked them to a good place yet. They're over flavored. They're weird. I want hot buttered popcorn. And when they look at me and they ask, do I want butter on this? They don't just go right to, would you like extra butter?

Right. That's what they should do. More than once, I have taken one of the powder canisters from my house, emptied half of it into a plastic bag, and brought the plastic bag in my pocket. Yep. We've done it too. And let me tell you this. If you put butter on the top and you're not layering my butter,

you're not getting a tip. Okay. So you know enough about this world, more mike knows yes and you took popcorn it is the number one pick it's by far the best choice there that's true i got an argument the other day at an amc because they didn't have the powder and i planned on buying the powder for 50 cents and then they told me we haven't had the powder for a year and i said you're a liar i bought this powder from you last week but they said no we haven't had the powder for a year. And I said, you're a liar. I bought this powder from you last week. But they said, no, we haven't had it for a year. And we argued about it a little bit. I believe they were right.

Did you win? No, I lost because I didn't have any powder. No one wins in that situation. That was a trick question. I'm going to go with soda. Okay. A large soda. It's synonymous with the movie theater.

I would like to take popcorn. I can't, so I will take soda as my first round pick. Yeah. All right. I will start my first of two picks with the thing that I have had at a movie theater more than anything else, and that's the nachos. Oh, really? I am a nacho man. Nacho, nacho man.

I want to be a nacho man. You really left me hanging at the end. I apologize for nothing. But I love nachos, and movie theater nachos are... They've actually... The quality has gone down, but I still buy them. I have a question. Because we kind of teased it out earlier.

Now you bring up nachos, which is when I was going to ask this question. First of all, learning new things about you. I didn't know you were a nacho man. Second of all. Nacho. Nachos and certain candies, if you buy the wrong one, are loud. Have you ever been in the movie theater? Now, Mike, you eat fast. I'm guessing you get those nachos. You sit down in the ever been in the movie theater? Now, Mike, you eat fast.

I'm guessing you get those nachos. You sit down in the theater. Before the previews are done, they're gone. But nachos in the middle of the movies can be loud. Loud, cracking. You know, you got quiet parts of the movie. The other thing I've made a big mistake on before, I don't recommend buying Mambas.

Oh, because they're all individually wrapped. They're all individually wrapped, and they're loudly wrapped. And if you try to undo a Mamba during the movie, you might as well be in Mission Impossible trying to sneak into a room. I've been there, and you know that everyone around you knows that they don't sell that here. Nope. So you brought in a loud candy.

You have broken the rules to hurt my movie experience. I hate when I've- What are are mambas mambas are like starbursts why don't you just buy a starburst because mambas are different and they're good and they have different flavors and just wake up to the world around you they're bigger they've got different flavors they're fantastic yeah so so you've been there is all i'm saying is that's a tough world to be in yeah the. The individually ramped world. All right. We still on Mike.

We're still on Mike. He took nachos, which I understand. I've never really ordered them at the theater. My wife loves nachos at the theater, the ballpark, whatever. I've never been a fan because when you started to say nacho quality has, and I thought you were going to say gotten better. And if that was what came out of your mouth, I was going to say, I can't imagine where they were. Because I have them when my wife orders them because, of course. And they're just the worst.

But you keep eating them? Well, yeah, there's cheese on it. So what's your second pick, Mike? Because this is where it's getting harder now. Yes, it is because I am torn between getting the candy of my choice or just running a full embargo on all the best food food. Sure. The best movie theater foods.

But I'll stick with my heart, and I will take probably the only candy I will buy at the movie theater, and I will take Sour Patch Kids. That is a wonderful choice. It is a frequent choice of mine. Generally, I'm in a mood of, do I want something chocolatey? Something more of the M&M category, my pick about that I'm about to make category. Don't you do it.

Or I go the sweet. And the sweet choice of choices is Sour Patch Kids. And it's a spectacular decision, Mike. I respect you so much. I have eaten Sour Patch Kids probably 20,000 or 30,000 times in my life. And I am positive that 100% of those times I've been at a movie theater. Yeah, and have you ever been unhappy with the decision? No.

When I go double candy, I go a chocolate candy and a sweet candy, and I'll go Sour Patch Kids, and then I'll pick my pick right now. What I'm sad about for – look, Sour Patch Kids are great, so this is not me taking away from them, but Sour Punch Straws, I don't know if you guys have ever had – Are you just giving them a shout-out? Of course I've had them. Because they are much better than Sour Punch Straws. I don't know if you guys have ever had them. Are you just giving them a shout out? Of course I've had them. Because they are much better than Sour Patch Kids,

but they are not nearly as popular. They lost the sour battle. They're so good. They're so good. They're so good. All right. I'm going to go with Reese's Pieces. No!

Oh, man. You wanted it back to you. I understand. If Mike had gone the full food route, I might have gone Sour Patch Kids, then you could have gone Reese's Pieces. Unfortunately, my pick is Reese's Pieces popcorn, man. All right? I have popcorn, and I don't get Reese's Pieces.

No, good luck. Enjoy your less than sufficient experience at the theater. This is stupid. I'm happy. I got soda and Reese's Pieces. I'm having a nice time in the theater. I is stupid. I'm happy. I got soda and Reese's Pieces. I'm having a nice time in the theater. I'm just skipping popcorn this time. Reese's Pieces are the absolute...

That's the 101 of my favorites. That's the 101 of my 101s. I've gotten more popcorn at a movie theater than Reese's Pieces because sometimes I pivot. You don't really pivot from popcorn to another type of popcorn, but from candy to candy, you know, you might be feeling a little different.

Or in your case, you probably get them all. Right. Like I do. I mean, you want to have variety. All right. So now the first question I have is whether or not this is allowed. I think it should be genuinely, but I will leave it to you guys. Filet mignon.

No, but I will leave it to you guys. Filet mignon. No, but I much prefer, I have evolved over time, and I've got to be honest, I very much prefer now Sour Patch Watermelons. Sour Patch Watermelons are so much sweeter. You are fine to draft that. Yeah, I mean, that's a different candy. Yeah, it's a different candy. And they are available. Yes, so I'm taking Sour Patch Watermelons.

Excellent. Those suck. candy it's a different candy and they are available yes so i'm taking sour patch excellent no i know because you love i know you wouldn't like a mic because you're all about sour yes you and you love them being extra sour yeah i want a little bit of sour the lack of variety is interesting to me i see them everywhere i know people like you exist that are apparently devouring them but i can't ever make i've never been able to make the choice. Wait a minute, you haven't had them? No, I've had them, but I've never, I've had them in passing. Like somebody offers me one and I'm like, yeah, I want one.

When they're available though, right next to them is always Sour Patch Kids. That's the problem. And I always get Sour Patch Kids and I'm never unhappy. So there's like, you see on the ground there's two bills and you can grab one. One's a $5 bill, one's a $100 bill. Here's what I need to teach. Congratulations with your $5. This is what I need to teach you and I'm sure

I need to teach the hundreds of thousands of people out there. Millions. Yeah, I mean, I guess we are over $2 million, so sure. Thank you. Everyone is downloading one. Award winning, Jason. So the people out there i'm sure there are a lot of people that are in the same place you are at which is what you just

described you you see both options i used to be there i used to be that that man i would always side on the variety or the you know the better tasting one the variety of the sour patch kids now i did not besmirch sour patch Kids a moment ago because they're great. So he's saying, but you have really besmirched him. No, no, no, that's fine. You can besmirch. You've got the worst food takes in the world, Mike. You besmirching my food take is literally a compliment.

But I'm telling everyone else out there, you specifically, Andy, go grab the bag of watermelon next time. You want me to do it next time? Because once I made the transition buy a backup once I made the transition oh we already know he did and will and would have anyways um and you can't return candy at the movie theater do you hear how delicious this candy is sounding because of what Mike is saying the fact you like it so much I I do trust that. Andy, what is your opinion of Mike's dessert tastes?

Well, with Sour Patch Kids, my opinion is he's 100 out of 100. We're in lockstep here. Yeah, but he's not up to date with popcorn and whether kettle corn is offered in public places. So I think I – look, I'll try it. I'll try it, okay? Okay. All right. Now I okay okay all right now i've got another pick i've got another pick um there are plenty of ways i could go here that's true i am

between a few it's hard not to go there's classic there's some classic choices yes so the one that i would that i would take here, I'm not going to take because I'm positive. I'm 100% positive it gets back. It's going to be my next pick. So I'm going to grab an Icy. Icy's are, I mean, my kids... Tell me what they are. My kids will have never been happy at the movie theater

without an Icy. You know, my kids are the same way. Even when we buy them and bring them candy and we say, don't ask for anything, the first thing that happens when you walk in the movie theater is they ask for an Icy. And I'm like, I just told you not to. Yeah. And honestly, whenever... $59.95 per Icy.

Whenever I decide to let them get Icy's, I have a better experience. You can pull out a second mortgage. Because I'm getting an Icy for myself. They have a financing department now available on the end of the aisle. So I'm building a real team here. Popcorn, icy, and a candy. Trash. And a beautiful, delicious, wonderful candy.

I hoped you didn't take icy because I think it was the next best pick. I think you are building a nice team. I think you've got a little bit of a niche candy. That's your weakness. But those out there that relate to you, people in the niches, they love each other. Niches get stitches. I've got Soda and Reese's

Pieces and a tough decision now. I have a pick that I want to hit with my last one that I know none of you will pick. So now I'm sitting here and I could let mike get the food that he's thinking about right now but i won't i'm gonna go soft pretzels oh dang it you wanted it i know you did the soft pretzel they've got enough varieties now you can get with salt yeah the cinnamon the cinnamon sugar

pretz soft pretzel is you want to clog your bowels up in under 30 seconds you got dipped that icy in that icing, man. Oh, yes. I don't know where you're going to go from here, but I'm going to go with the soft pretzel. I think it's a good pick. That was a great sensational pick. What happens real quick before you pick? Sure.

This is super fun. I used to work in a movie theater. I think, didn't you, Jason, for a day? I worked there for a day and a half. What happens? Have you ever had the movie that lines up with dinner? You forgot to get dinner. theater i think didn't you jason for a day i worked there for a day and a half what happens have you ever have the movie that lines up with dinner you forgot to get dinner you're at the theater you're like i need to find a way of piecemealing dinner together at a theater yeah i've done that now there's more places that offer kind of like oh we've got like white castle burgers they deliver you a meal now yeah yeah the kind of meals but like work wouldn't make my day the

soft pretzel was one of the keys to the substitute dinner, movie theater dinner. Yes. But the actual real dinner, if you're going full dinner dinner, you go nachos and then a hot dog. Oh, so I will be taking a hot dog.

Oh, you got me so sick tonight. Oh yes. Oh yeah. That was my pick that I knew was coming back. You thought a hot dog was, I almost took it at number two. Dude,

who likes movie theater hot dogs? I love them. They're so good. They are. They're so good. I've worked in a movie theater in my teens for multiple years. I will tell you this now, Jason. Oh, I'm well aware.

You got sick for a month because of whatever hot dog you most recently ate. They are green. They've left them over days over days. I've never been more sick than a movie theater hot dog. That's why I couldn't pick it. Well, here's the problem. Now I gotta find a pick. You worked at Harkins. No comment. It was well

known in our community here growing up in Phoenix. You bought hot dogs at AMC. You do not buy hot dogs at Harkins. Really? That was known? Yes. It was a good decision. It is known. But Harkins popcorn was way better than this. It is better popcorn.

It's so much better. So that was kind of our rule of thumb. All right, to finish it out, I will take, I kind of teased it at the beginning, but I will take dibs. I can't believe you took my hot dog. Don't you have two picks? Yeah, I took a hot dog. Oh, the hot dog and the dibs.

I'm taking the hot dog and I'm taking the Nestle Crunch dibs. As the ice cream connoisseur of this state, I have never- Possibly the nation. I've never really gotten into the dibs, and it simply comes down to one equation for me, and it's proportions. The dibs, the proportion of ice cream to chocolate, it's too much chocolate per ice cream bite. That's all it comes down to for me.

They're great. Nope. Here's the problem with dibs, though. It's too small. I do get them. Well, that is one. There are two problems. One, it's too small.

Buy four or five. But the real problem is there's a very limited time of the sweet spot of how most of the time when you get them, they're too frozen. And so you got to wait for them to thaw a little bit. I have never experienced too frozen. And then they can over thaw. No, you're right. They 100% can. It's a dangerous game.

When you time it right, it is delicious. All right. I'm going to go for no votes here. I'm going to go movie theater classic. I'm going to go for no votes here. I'm going to go movie theater classic. I'm going to go Old Man Andy. I'm going to go a candy I still pursue for the occasional movie. No, it's not Milk Duds, but that's an old school one. Oh, no, no.

It's Snow Caps. Oh, that's perfectly fine. Snow Caps are delightful. Wonderful. I love Snow Caps. They are dark chocolate. I thought he was going. He was aged 10 years. I love snow caps. They are dark chocolate. I thought he was going. He was aged 10 years.

I thought he was going Raisinets. No. Goodness. Kill me now. Snow caps are awesome. Local Wizard, I wish Raisinets never existed. There's no candy I just. Raisinets are great.

Al Borland, you like Raisinets? I love Raisinets. Yeah, I like you less. Raisinets are very good. Raisins covered in chocolate. Take the raisins out. Yeah, I like you less. Raisinets are very good. Raisins covered in chocolate. Take the raisins out. It's fine. Nestle Crunch a bunch.

That's better because you got no raisin. We're all in sync there. But snow caps. Are you a snow caps guy? Not really. Do you like dark chocolate? Not really. Okay.

It's a dark chocolate. It's delicious. For whatever reason, those little white... Heaven beads. Heaven beads are just too delicious. So I appreciate the fact you like that one, Mike. Oh, I love them. I'm going snowcaps.

All right, and I will finish mine off with a hot dog. If you want to lose a tooth, milk duds. Hot dog. Give me my hot dog. Can't have a hot dog. All right, how about peanut butter M&M's? Yeah. No. All right. How about peanut butter M&M's? Yeah. No.

Yeah, you can go peanut butter M&M's. I mean, they're not readily available. I mean, I would say you can go peanut M&M's. I've seen that a lot. No, no, no. I want peanut butter M&M's, and I'm fine not being allowed because it's too similar to Reese's Pieces. Oh, it's superior. This is my loophole.

I've got no problem with that. It's a loophole. It's an inferior loophole, watermelon man. Okay, give me peanut butter. No, peanut butter M&Ms are shockingly better than Reese's Pieces. They're not shockingly. It's factual. And kind of like a worse candy flavor.

They're just bigger. They're better. But the thing is, again, don't hear what I'm not saying. I'm not besmirching the delightful Reese's Pieces. I wanted that first because every movie theater has Reese's Pieces. Not every movie theater has peanut butter M&Ms. It's rare. It's rare.

They're great. They are delicious. Yeah, that's fine. I'll take that. Did you guys, I'm surprised. We're done with the draft, right? We are finished. So Red Vines not selected.

Red Vines was. You thought that's where I was going with the classic and it makes perfect sense. It's where I thought you were going. It's also where I was about to go if I was overruled on the peanut butter M&Ms. Red Vines deserve a shout out. Raisinets should be burned, all of them. Yes. What else is there?

The Crunch Bunch. Nestle Crunch. Those are- See, the Crunch Bunch or whatever- That's just like the deconstructed bar. Yes. It's fantastic. I like the Nestle Crunch bar.

I don't want the Crunch Bunch. No, Crunch Bunch is so much better. Those are called Bunch O' Crunch. Bunch O' Crunch. I don't want the Crunch-A-Bunch. Crunch-A-Bunch is so much better. Bunch-A-Crunch. Bunch-A-Crunch. Go Bunch-A-Crunch, owl. Other considerations? Classics in the category? Swedish Fish.

Swedish Fish? Yeah, that's my wife's favorite. Whoppers. You guys like Whoppers? My wife does. Those are boring. I like Whoppers. Malt Balls?

They're good. Boring. The reason you shouldn't take Red Vines is it's already you've alienated half of the people. Because you're either a red vines person or a Twizzlers person. It's not half, though. It's got to be like 70-30. I love both. And I'm not ashamed to admit it.

How about dots? How about dots? Dots? My wife loves dots. I hate dots. Dots are phenomenal, but it's very similar to the bonbon but it's like a stale factor i feel like i could give you 100 candies and you would have a nice two sentence breakdown of each one already prepared 100 correct yeah this is tough because

right now i'm trying to like go lower on carbs i'm not going keto but i'm i'm in a little health kick right now so i'm this has been a really difficult exercise for me. That's too bad because we really should have a feature on our YouTube channel. It's like Jason Reviews Candy. Oh, heck yeah. That sounds awesome. What did we learn today? I learned that I should have a YouTube channel where I review candy.

Yeah, that'll go well with the health kick. That'll go real well. Maybe it will blow up be extremely popular and i could pay for health you'll blow up i'll tell you that if you think i would just be who i am no come on now no because i eat a lot of candy except right now while i'm trying to you know be a little lower carb slim it up yeah just tighten up all right uh What did we learn on today's show, guys? What did we learn? I learned that Jason has contorted his thinking into believing procrastination's actually...

Like a feature. It's something... It's a value now for him. Yeah, yeah. He's real good at it. Do you know how much extra time... Altruism, procrastination right same difference look i get extra time in my life it's it's it's it's a superpower all right i jason do you have

something yet oh i wasn't joking i learned i should make a video uh channel where i just forgot you said that yeah it's just it should be like have like really sophisticated regal music and the way that you describe the candy has to be... Super professional? Yeah. All right. I learned today that, unfortunately, Al Borland likes Raisinets, and that has just changed my opinion of him,

and I don't know what we're going to do with that information. Thank you for tuning in. Not surprised that Jason likes them. I just like most all of them. He just likes things. That's the problem. Hey, we're going to do with that information. But thank you for tuning in. Not surprised that Jason likes it. I just like most all of it. He just likes things. That's the problem. Hey, we'll see you next time. Goodbye.

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