Spitballers Comedy Podcast - Step Shaming & Objects That Seem Angry - Comedy Podcast

Episode Date: November 3, 2025

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What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. I hope that came through. Does that hurt my face?

a lot. How good did I do? I feel like that might have been my, that might have been my best scat of all time. Mike hit himself in the face so hard. So this is, this is part one of two of Mike who made a deal. Part one of 200. I'm going to make so many more deals. He made a deal with you to like take over your scat and you had to, you kind of mimed it. Yeah. How little pressure did you feel going into the show? I felt the opposite of pressure it was like right after right the moment after the massive dump you know what i mean like when your your tummy's been hurting and you're oh oh okay okay then once it's released you just go but you didn't have to even go through oh thank goodness the dumping no this was great and you don't have to

scat again for six more shows that's right because three shows from now i will scat again via my proxy yeah yeah no you've made a deal a financial arrangement that we've decided to honor here. And all I know is we're building anticipation for the first time you scat afterwards. It will be thousands of shows from now. Would you rather guess, guess, goose? I made a great deal for myself.

You did. And no one's sad to you. And let's be honest, this bill was. You can send your kids to college now. They got a better, they got a better sketch. They did. Although Mike did get himself in the face. I'm good.

I'm recovered. Would you rather guess, guess, goose, and a special draft for today's show. Thanks for joining us. Spitwellerspot.com is the website. Do us a favor. Leave us a review if you're listening. Today's draft, I am I'm pretty excited.

Yes, we are drafting a very, I mean, just a classic run-of-the-mill draft. Objects that seem angry. So it's really inanimate objects that seem, like if you were to personify them, they just seem angry. And we're going to draft those today.

You'll understand. If you don't already get it, you'll get it real quick. No, they get it. But let's do some would you rather? would you rather Sarah from the website writes in and says Would you rather your side hustle be a a mall Santa or a kid's birthday party clown

Both will require you working 30 days per year They pay the same amount 30 days is a mall Santa So you're covering what you got End of November through Christmas And then What 30 working? days no matter what 30 working days and then a kid's birthday party um you do you want your

side hustle to be so consolidated into the holiday i don't think so man i like being the santa the pros are you don't have to do anything you just make people happy you sit what do you do for 30 days you sit down and i would say i think most of the kids you see will love you oh yes you will get the you'll get a turd you'll get the well you'll get a couple turds but also you'll have to deal with a lot of uh you know how did your kids do with santa had like when they were young they didn't uh no they weren't scared they didn't do the crying i think i don't think we we dealt with a couple a couple criers i don't think we did i only think we did lap santa once or twice oh really yeah maybe once i did personally i did santa laps

till i was me jason more okay until i was 21 oh man was this a bit poor lap it was yeah i know at that well i wasn't a big boy i wasn't a big boy i was a skinny 20 year old look any 20 year old sitting on my lap i don't want that yeah that's a little weird also what's wrong with you no this was like it was my mother was obsessed like like like Like when I grew up, before- Oh, with the picture? Yes, we had this book, and she had my baby and my one-year-old and two-year-old and everything labeled. And so this was like, you know, that's out of my hands. Like, when I'm 10 years old, I didn't decide whether I went to Santa when I was six months old and one-year-old and two.

So this was like the most important thing in the world to her. And so as a gift, like she forced me to do it when I didn't want to do it when I was like a teenager. Yeah, I say the teenage years. That was the hardest thing. But then I go off to college. And now it's funny. And now it's like, she will be shocked when you send this to it. When at Christmas she gets open a Christmas present of me on Sansa's lap, which was awkward.

Sweet for her, not sweet for Santa. No. It wasn't Santa. It was the Easter Bunny, which when did that happen? I never did. I never did that. People sit on the Easter Bunny? Yeah, they're in malls now.

The Easter Bunny's at the mall now. Everybody's looking at me like, duh. Yeah, because he's there, you know, before he makes his trips and. and gives all the kids their candies and everything. But it's like, he didn't used to go to the mall when I was a young person. And then we, we, we, why do bunnies? That's, I don't know. I don't know.

Well, they lay chocolate eggs. But that, but it's like. And they go, how did, how did the bunny become the mascot of the eggs? Why isn't it a, why isn't it an Easter chicken? Why don't we have an Easter chicken? Because it's an Easter bunny. bunnies are cool chickens are nerdy how dare you my my point was not cute bro how dare you a chick is cute a chicken is ugly my hens are gorgeous to you those are my girls yeah there's beautiful chicken

i is a beholder that's like going to somebody's house when they have an ugly baby and you're like oh she's beautiful i mean imagine comparing a chicken to a bunny that's insane i won't see here's a thing all right your argument like i'm fine with chickens i think they're fun. I think they're a unique, interesting animal. But if you're going cuteness and then you go chicken versus fluffy bunny, chickens just seem a little dirtier. Oh, yeah. I mean, a chicken's in a chicken coop. They're poop everywhere. They eat bugs. They're dirty. A bunny's just hop, hop, hop. Just the mode of transportation. You don't walk you hop. Hopping is cuter. It is. It's a puffy little tail. And your head doesn't go forward every time you take a step.

Yeah, that's stupid. They are. They are. They are. very stupid. What's that all about? They are delicious, but they are very stupid. I mean, bunnies not really good eating. No, no, no, not of me. I had a bunny growing up. And that's stew? Did it become stew? No, we didn't eat our bunny. Stewart, the bunny? We just, yeah, that's how that's, I was asking about the bunny's name. They were, uh, this is my bunny stew. Our bunnies, we, I feel like I grew up borderline on a farm. We had so many random animals. We had, well, no, no, I did, which ones? So we had an, so we had an aviary with like 36 birds, including two chickens, um, uh, a pigeon. Ducks? No. Oh. Um, do you have any

pigs? That's not very farm like. Do you have any pigs? Well, no, no, no, uh, we, we did not have any pigs. You have some canaries in there? Any cows? We did have canaries in there. No cows. It was, it was, it was, when I say I grew up like on a farm, I just mean we had a lot of them. I grew up with a bunch of birds. We had, we had dogs. We grew up on a bird farm. We had a cat, we had turtles. We had rabbits. How the cats do with the bird? We had a ferret. We had birds. I mean, we had It wasn't like a menagerie. Yes, we had a menagerie of these different animals. Nothing was as bad a pet as the bunnies.

That bunny sucked. I think bunnies do suck as pets. They don't do much. Their back legs are so freakishly strong. And you don't think, I mean, obviously that's like bunny hop, right? That's the problem? Is they're too strong? They have claws.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't think, like, oh, this cute little bunny has. They show affection either, right? No, they don't give a crap. When you hold them, those legs with these claws just go nuts. They're just like, get a leg going to be, monster. They're not good pets. No.

But they're just more than a mascot for the eggs. They're just cuter. Yeah. They're just cuter. Probably disease written, but cuter. Are there any cute animals of lay eggs? We could have done. Cute animals.

I mean, there's a dove lay eggs. I don't know. Do they? Yeah, they do. Doves are kind of dirty, too. but they're beautiful wait what what about a swan does a swan a turtle dove is basically all birds lay eggs all birds lay eggs 100% 100% let me write this down okay I know what I learned today that's a wait are you yes of course yes I am serious there's no bird no a bird's nest they they're just doing live

bird no 100% of birds lay eggs yes yes that's crazy yeah I know it's even true of like an ostrich right Yep. Oh, I did, I didn't know that. Those eggs are huge. Yeah. That was a good omelette. So, will you learn something today? I'm going to.

He's writing it down. Birds lay eggs. When you take notes, it helps you remember things. Okay. But anyways. I digress. Side hustle as a mall Santa or a kid's bird at a party clown. I don't like dealing with all bird species lay eggs.

Yes. You just found this. You just validated it. Yeah. crazy I'm definitely choosing Santa I'm I'm talking one-on-one with this kid okay if I'm at a birthday party as the clown there's a lot of parents they're watching me I'm now performing for parents and kids you think the parents are not watching you as Santa Claus but one to one well I'm not getting a group I'm not performing the performance is yes smile sit

there say oh ho ho ho you get this for Christmas I get to put the parent I'd be like yeah your parents are going to get you that I have judged every Santa but never a upon their performance. You judge a Santa based on their look. Yes, you do. Like, oh, he's got a real beard. Yeah. If you pull off the look, you're done. Just smile. Interesting. So, I mean, you're going to get

more infections as a Santa. For sure. Because they're going through more kids that are sniffling. You're at the mall. I would say, just filthy. Performance wise, as Santa, you have to be jolly. You have to be kind. No matter

what's, if you have, if you have a tyrant sitting on your lap screaming your face you must be kind to that i feel like if you're a clown you can scare them you got a little more leeway to just be like sarcastic and like some throwaway comments aren't aren't clowns allowed to murder kids too and stuff well only if you live in the sewer where allowed allowed i don't think they're allowed no that's that's i don't know but if you're like if you dress up as a clown and you do that it's fine it depends on the you're allowed Not allowed. Not allowed. That's the wrong word. I'm sorry. I meant 100% legal.

No, you're on your misunderstanding. No. If you do it and I go in my clown outfit to the cops, they say you're fine. No. What they do is they say, I knew it. They say, yep, I knew it. We got case closed. We've got our guy. It was the clown again. I can't just say, no, no, no, I'm a clown. They would say, yeah, yeah, yeah, right here. Let's come to the clown show. Okay. Now I learned something today. All right. Clowns can't.

So it's birds. I'm going clown. It's birds. Reptiles. You already know this stuff. How do you know all this? Science. Reptiles and fish.

We went to schools. Yeah. But also the, uh, I see why we went punnies. The, the duck bill, the duck bill platypus. Not duck deal, duck bill. Why is that? Because that's a, that's a hard word to say. Okay.

Duck. Duckfield, which is a mammal, but it lays eggs. I'm going to take the clown. Okay, you're double clown. I don't want an entire, like, the holidays are busy. Scheduling holidays are already crazy and stressful. I want the sitting job. But think about it is a sitting job.

If it's 30 days a year, that means you're working like less than three days a month. Wait, John, hold on, John. What is the animal? How do you say that one? It's an echidna. Is that a mammal? It's a cartoon character. I don't think so, because mammals have live.

birth. Well, then, yeah, but not the duck bill platypus is we. It is a mammal. Wait, the echidna is a mammal. The echidna is a mammal, yeah. Wait, wait. You said those are a mammal that lays eggs. They're not cute at all. They're not cute. They're not cute. They're not a little thing, man. They're not cute. I'm with Josh. They look like a hedgehogs are cute. Yeah, it's like a little hedgehogs. That's not an opinion. Hedgehogs are very cute. All right. So we got final answers. We're moving on. Kyle from X. Prisons now allow you to purchase one upgrade per person. In your next one-year prison stint, which is obviously coming from me. I mean, dress up in a clown outfit, thinking I can get away with stuff. Would you rather sleep well on a comfy bed

or eat like a king? So your prison upgrade. Oh. Nice bed or great food. Wow. Interesting. And let's paint the picture of the bed you get if you don't pick the bed.

I mean, you are on a prison bed. I'm assuming a, like maybe an inch mattress on cement. It's not usually on cement. They have like the thing that hangs out from the wall. I would imagine it's metal. Like it's like a little metal rack.

It's not a spring. No, I don't think it's a spring. I think it's just like a platform. When I search for prison bread. Prison bed, it's, uh, it's like a cement. It's like a futon. Um, I'm seeing, I mean, there's a mix of it. Yeah, there's, there's both.

Some of them are bed frame. Some of them are just like a piece of concrete coming out of the wall. Yeah, and then a thin, crappy mattress. I mean, honestly, the question is, would you rather sleep like crap or eat like crap? What do you acclimate too easier? Would you acclimate to a bad, bad, I do. I think you acclimate more to a bad bed. Put it this way. Think about how humans as a species that do not lay eggs, how we... Right. He's so smart. Yeah. How we came about... We ate well. We ate vegetables. We ate fruit. We ate animals that were clean.

We're all getting pissed on the paleo diet right now. Sure, yeah. The paleo, the real food. Right? Real food. You're talking about back when we died of cancer at 30. Go on. I'm talking about when we didn't make it to cancer didn't exist yet. Right, because we couldn't live that long.

Exactly. But we slept on the ground. We slept on maybe some leaves. We didn't sleep on no like. No, but my sleep score is 82 because I think we slept on better than just the ground. If we grew up that way, we'd be fine. But you're used to whatever the most opposite thing of that is is what you're life is. Yeah, whatever you acclimate to. You sleep on a mantras that cost more than a house.

Yeah. Not more than a house. Same amount. Near it. Near it. And so you sleep on the most comfortable, like you, wouldn't it be harder for you than the average person? Yes. I can tell you, I'll go to really nice hotels and I hate sleeping. It's awful. It's, it sucks. But you also like food. And so which would you choose? It's a funny bit, but I'm, I'm in agreement with you on that, but only because of the pillows. Like, what are hotels doing with pillows? How do they buy such bad pillows. Where are they going? They're like, we got our bed from the luxury store down the street. Oh, they're like, and we're out of money for pillows. So here's a sheet that we pretend as a pillow. They have two kinds of pillows. They have a rock. Yes. They have a bag of air.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bag of air, you can use ten of them. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's just like it's the cotton candy. All you do is you fold it like a piece of paper over and over and over so you can wedge your head on it. You can origami them into a pillow. Like, Where do those even come from? I've never seen that in a store. I've never seen that in the store. Where are these hotels buying these pillows? They're getting from the K-Mart lot sales.

This is the second thing I learned on the show, by the way. I've known mine for 20 years, and he always, always says pillows. Yeah. It's always P-I-L-L-A. Pilla. Yeah. Pillar. Try it.

Do you want to know why? Do you want to know why? Do you want to know why? Because it's fun. I got a bunch of comfy pillows. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep.

That was such a genuine laugh. That was so real. It was like, oh, he enjoyed that. Tossed me one of them pillows. See? I like to say words to entertain myself. It's great. It's great.

I hope that it entertains other people. No, it's good. I'm my target audience. I'm in. I'm in. I want a pillow. That's good. It felt good, didn't it?

Yeah. Wow. Coffee pillow. People at home. Try taking the last couple letters off, toss an A on there, and you're good. It's a good time. That is. Okay, so look, the food would be something to look forward to every day.

Three times a day. But it's gruel. No, it's. No, I'm saying if I'm choosing a king. Oh, yes. I'm going to eat like a king. I'm going to get used to, I can, I'll get used to the bed. Okay, but if you got to, okay, we'll keep it prison rules.

Yeah. What's more likely to get you in trubs with. Oh, the other... With the other... The people you live with... I honestly think I got better off with good food because I can, like, give some away. I can give it to my protectors. Yeah, okay.

That's true. Because of bed, you either have to share it. I don't want to do that for sure. Or you have to give it up. It's not like a queen size. It's still a... Yeah, it's a twin. It's a twin.

I don't even think it's a twin. It's got to be a twin. That's so small. Twins are so... Do they not have twin? Jason, it's jail. I love Jason going to the, going to the, like, the warden. Going to the warden and say, uh, I ordered a bed is too small.

I ordered a king. I mean, where are my pillows? I don't want to be a stickler here, but. It seems. They are usually smaller than twins. Yes, because prison beds are typically about four feet because the room is tiny. Four feet by seven feet. It's more of a container for these person.

I asked what size beds are. are in prison and it didn't give me a name. Usually, it's a prison size. You get a twin, a full, a queen. This is, this is a measurement. This is basically the width of a sleeping bag. That's what you get. That sounds about right. Awful. But it's soft.

I do think your body would adapt to that more. So are you choosing the food? Yeah, I'm going to choose the food. I think that you are right that it will be better for those around me and my situation. I also think it'll be, I think it'll be healthier. I'll smuggle, I'll smuggle big, Ted some of my caviar.

He could take care of me. He would, yeah. Oh, he would. He would. Protect me. Fair trade. Yeah. Okay.

You know, if I didn't talk, it would be better. Big Ted loves caviar. And Andy loves Big Ten. Okay. Next question. Would you rather completely? All right. We'll go Zach here.

All right, Zach from the website. Would you rather not be able to read a write? or be limited or be limited to 1,000 steps a day like a max if you were limited like what happens at the thousand mark do you get shut down yeah your legs get tied together so isn't that like a bonus

like I don't have to move no but it has to be like your legs got tied together you fall at that moment I don't I don't tackle you we'll let you sit down I do not believe that we could function without

reading and writing. I mean, there are people that do, but in our lives, our current lives. Go check your step chart. What's the lowest steps you've even had? That's a good question. Because I doubt, I mean, it's got to be at least three, four thousand. I don't know. You don't want to play this game? I don't know. Oh, no. Are you going to be embarrassed? You got to, you got to tell me where to remind me where to find this. Oh, it's in your whoop app. No, I know. Not a sponsor. Should be a sponsor. Woop. Should be a

sponsor. Whoop, we're here. Whoop, where are you at? The lowest day I have in the last six months is 5,000 steps. The lowest I have is somewhere. 5489. Oh, wait, I found it. I found steps.

Five. My average is 50. 4940. My average is 5400. Yeah. Oh, gosh, Mike. Find it for me. Okay.

Oh, dude, I got a 3,000 step day. I must have been living. Living that good life. Here you go, Jay. What day was that? Sunday. Oh, that makes sense. I had a Sunday with 3,000 steps.

Jason's lowest day is two, too, oh, gosh. Oh, Jason wins. No, no, no, no. Some of these must not have been tracking because 14 isn't the good answer. 14 steps. I took 14. No, it looks like like a legitimately lowest day is like 30. 30,000?

No, 3,500. Oh, then I win. I think, I think, I mean, you look at it. Sunday. I'm just thinking of how. So my average is 6730. What's your average, Andy? 92, 17.

I'm at 5,400. All right. If you really tried to limit it, like a normal day of being lazy. Well, never mind. Maybe not. But what I would think a normal day of being lazy. Is that it would be just really hard. You'd get stopped halfway through the day.

You'd have to consciously think about not moving. That's all I was trying to say. It would be very, very difficult. What, Jeremy? Jeremy's is that 11,577. Your average is 11,577? You would never know it by looking at him. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, that is so unbelievably true, Mike. So true. If there was a boom, shakalaka, I would hit it. Oh, man. Oh, his mom's going to hate that one. Okay. This is, this is. His mom's going to, don't listen to this one, please.

This is not fair. This is pickleball. These aren't steps. Yeah, these are for sure pickleball. Well, those are real steps. Yeah. If you play sports, you get credit for steps. Steps shouldn't be counted when you got your exercise,

going in people. By the way, he's double counting. His 11,577 a day is 17% lower than his previous six months. What are you doing? Which explains his appearance. What are you doing? Oh, man. He's slowing down. He's an active. He's a super active person. Wow. That part is true. What, okay. Jeremy, would you? I can't believe I'm not. Remember all the times you've turned down pickleball the last six months, Mike? Yeah, no. Which is all the times. I am aware. Like, legit. Jeremy, is it just pickleball or are you just that active of a human

being? It's pickable. It's mostly pickleball, yeah. Okay. But he also like does stuff for people. He goes in works places. I very, very much believe that steps should not be counted when you have your exercise. You don't Instacart. You go to the grocery store, don't you? I always

when I want to look at my steps I'm not looking to see how much did I exercise today. I want to know how much am I walking? Like, genuinely, I want to know. How many steps did I take today? I'm not going to, I factor in, oh, I worked out Monday, Wednesday, Friday. I play pickleball Thursday, Tuesday, whatever it is.

But then when I go, now I want to see how many steps I had in my life. Like, how much am I walking? Steps in my life. I don't want that in there. Am I alone? Yeah, that's pretty weird. I'm weird? Yeah.

Oh, okay. No, no, no. I do think, I mean, that's you like, so when you get up, like, Jason, for the people at home, that ordinarily in the last eight to ten months eats lunch walks around the building two times metabolism booster after you eat he goes and does it it's a habit you want those steps to count yeah those are steps but you're intentionally going out to exercise yeah on a walk

but that's intentional it's not that's not your normal average walking literally to get my step count up I'm actually doing that what do you think people are exercising for dude not for what do you think they're doing for. Not for steps. They're doing it for your steps around the building are more valuable than his steps on a court. You, I feel like I'm taking crazy. Yeah, you are. No, you are. He's just another magnet situation, brother. Oh my gosh. You're all alone on this. Mike, go ahead. People exercise specifically to get their step count up. Yeah. If you are, if your exercise. So if you start running on a treadmill or running, walking or running, I will allow steps. That's fine. Okay.

If your exercise is bicycling, okay? If I'm going up for a bike ride. I'll bet you anything it counts steps based on this nonsense. It doesn't. It can't. No, it doesn't count steps. Because it's on your wrist. It's tracking your wrist movement.

If you're on a bicycle, your wrist is not moving. That is correct. If I go play a football, if I... Your steps will be way up. Yeah. Stupid. So what you're telling me is if you turn this little walk around the building into a jog, you've ruined it. No, I said walking and running is fine.

Those are, I'm doing steps. But running on a... court, not fine. I am playing a game. Is basketball count of steps? No. Oh, you're weird. No, basketball counts as an exercise where I'm playing basketball. It doesn't count as you're playing a game called Raise My Metabolism. Yeah. You're playing a game called Move your body. There has to be at least two other people with me in the world. I can't be completely alone. No, I know. In this room, everyone's shaking their heads and

looking very much down on me. I just, I mean, you just, it's okay. You know, invent you've got a different universe i do live in a different universe i just i was trying to bring up the lunch thing because you are you're basically you're not upping natural steps you're just going out and intentionally getting steps yes right which is what exercises for people i mean there's different kinds of exercise right and he's so you okay so you're saying if you are enjoying the exercise because it's a game it should not count as steps what i'm saying that's what I'm really what I'm really saying is that I want to know how far

I walked today okay that's what steps are how many if I go to base on your average it's not very far you can't talk when you look like that Jared oh my god no no the step king can say whatever he wants to say

he's not a step king he's a pickleball player he's not a step king I walk more than you You know what? And your steps are higher. This is what's wrong. If you take his pickle ball away, I bet you a million dollars he beat you in steps. I would bet only $100 that he beats me.

I don't know. All hail the step king. Oh, hell his step king. He's not. I accept. More like a stepdad. All right. My goodness.

We have to take a break. We got another segment. It'll give you a chance to calm down. Maybe take a lap, but slow enough to count your steps. All right. We'll be back in a minute. What time is it? All right.

I will give you this. Mike's getting him in real quick. The watch probably thinks you're getting steps in right now, too. You should see Mike playing the guitar. Oh, dude, brother. The whoop, when you're wearing a guitar is like. guitar or sorry when you're wearing the whoop and you play the guitar the whoop is like you ran 12 miles like sir sir calm down you're gonna have a heart attack

my goodness all right we are uh i hit the drop right we're playing guest guess guess goose jason follows up the step argument where's the goose with a little goose outfit no perfect we are playing guest guest goose six rounds right that is correct and basically the way this works is we have pulled the audience. Each of us will take turns setting the line for these questions that we pulled the audience for. You'll follow along real quick. If you can guess the exact number, you get four points, two points if the guess is correct, and within five percent of the answer in one point if the higher, lower guess gets it correct. I don't think I explain that very well. You'll just have to follow along. I guess I'm starting. That is correct.

This is fun. When faced with a bunk bed, situation, what percentage of people prefer sleeping on the top bunk? So we pulled the audience and I get to set the line of what percentage I think want to sleep on the top bunk? I feel like, I'm just going to explain my thinking here. I think as a kid, I think it's about 90, 90% as a kid. I think as an adult, I got dibs. I think you just want the top. The top's cool. You're sleeping up high. I do think though, if you just ask the average person, I think that number is going to be 75. So that's what I'm going. What?

I think 70. Oh, did you just write down the number that I thought? Yeah, that's a problem. Yeah, you're going to have to hire a lower. And you have to go. Yeah. You have to go higher or lower. All right.

Well, let me make it easy on you because I wrote 22%. So Jason's taking the lower. I'm taking the lower. The goose just exploded. It did it with the Velcro strap. It's tight. It's probably get more steps in. You should take your hat off.

Should take your hat. I'm about to get steps. by walking away. So, Mike, you have to go, you have to pick a line on your line. I feel like 75 is a great guess. Odds are, I mean, the margin for error is definitely lower. I mean, the reason is, when is the last time you guys slipped in the bottom bunk of a bunk bed?

Growing up, I did it. My kids have bunk beds right now. The bottom bunk is a nightmare. It is a claustrophobic nightmare. The air flow does not get it. You feel like you're in a... Sir, sir, respect the goose. Take the hat off. Take your hat off.

Take your hat off. Respect the goose. Respect the game. I feel like... There you go. I feel like I got to go. I got to play the game. You're going to go under?

I'm going to go lower, but I don't... I don't really know. So two lowers and I've got 75%. So Al Borland, go ahead and let us know how we're doing. The correct answer was 48%. Wow. So Jason and Mike walk away with a point there. So you're telling me this is the problem I'm not.

Like if you're a kid, you're picking the top bunk. Yeah, but they're not asking kids these questions. I know. I know. That's why I thought maybe. To your point on the claustrophobic, like, I don't know how tall your ceilings are, but I promise, on the average bunk bed, there is far more room between the bottom bunk and the top bunk than there is between the top bunk and the ceiling. No way. No way. I have a, I have, I have short, I haven't, my upstairs is the short ceiling. It's, uh, I think it's eight. It's an eight footer up there. And the other than the top bunk is just so much more. How low was your top bunk? You're like, I can just sit down on my top bunk. I don't know. I thought I had regular...

I'm shocked. I got nothing then, right? Yeah, that is correct. All right, Mike, it's your turn. All right, I am up. What percentage of people... Oh, disgusting. Jeremy!

I did give you this one on purpose. What percentage of people typically eat the pickle that comes with the restaurant sandwiches? Number one, disgusting. Mike doesn't like pickles. The way Jason doesn't like exercise counting his steps. I know there are pickle people out there.

I'm surrounded by them. I understand that. I don't have a problem with it. But the pickle that comes with the sandwich frequently, correct me of my wrong, is a nasty, floppy. Can be. Pickle. Can be.

I mean, unless they give it to you on the side. I am going to go. So I'm going to do my equations here. People who like pickles, got to take away some. We're going to go. I'm going to go 30%. See, you're very close to where I was guessing. You're going 30%.

You're very close to me, so you take whichever side you're going to take. Well, look, my number was 35, and it also helps with the, like, the higher, lower percentage chances. I'm going to go, I'm going higher as well. I don't think it's, I think it's close. I don't think it's close. I have 66%. All right. Let's hear it. The correct answer was 63%. Oh, why didn't you get that one? Doesn't he get more points? No, because I wasn't, I wasn't the line. Really? Yeah, the majority of people like, it's disgusting.

It's not disgusting, Mike. Pickles are awesome. Because what happens is you would just say no pickle. So I think that I, in hindsight, I wish I had gone higher. Okay, I have a breakdown here. You did go higher. Well, I just meant higher than my guess. Oh, it said 35%. AI overlords.

The average ceiling height is 8 feet. Typical bunk bed height is 6 feet. Mattress thickness 8 to 12 inches, distance between bunks, usually 32 to 36 inches. So from the bottom to the top bunk, on average, 33 inches of headroom. top bunk to ceiling on average 18 to 24 inches usually much less room between the top bunk and ceiling it's funny i grew up in a house with pretty small ceilings i would have felt more claustrophobic on the on the bottom for whatever reason i think it's the fact that somebody could fall down upon you what yeah oh okay that's fair which did happen to me in tommy boy no it happened

to me and really yeah i put i would constantly push my feet up and push my brother up you know with the the base and what goes up and then one of these times I just dislodged him. Did he like break the box? It just turned it enough sideways where the whole thing fell like an angle and he rolled off the bed onto the ground. Oh. But not on to you. I was stuck in the

last little triangle of trap. All right. Jason, you're up. What is my question? Oh, is it one to one to two right now? It's right here. Correct. Oh, I don't have the dock up. You don't have the show dock up? No. Nope. I don't Now that's going to be key for the show. Do you know

what we're doing? Yeah. I'll get you your question while you get the dock up. Yours is what percentage of people have been on hot air balloon rides? Oh, that's very interesting. I have. I think it's one person in this room. No, it's got to be more than one. Josh definitely has.

He's lived 12 lives. Josh says no. Just you, man. Hmm. What percentage of people have been on hot air? This cheese ain't afraid of standing alone. One of the things that I don't know is I don't know if hot air balloons are they can't be everywhere

no they can't be everywhere because they're common here like in the winter months in Arizona the hot air balloons are coming out yeah they're there which is it's always very fun I love seeing the hot air balloons man okay I'm gonna say I'm gonna say oh man 25%

I'm gonna say 1 out of 4 a quarter of people have been on a higher my number was 12 so I'll go lower yeah it's tough because number one where do you have access? Number two, you have to wake up at about one in the morning to go get on a hot air balloon. Number three, they're pricey.

Oh, yeah. Hey, hot air balloon people, calm down. I would have been, I would have gone done a hot air balloon ride. And they're like, yeah, but you've got to be up at two in the morning and it costs $5,000. They gussy it up with like the, well, but when you land, we're going to have a champagne breakfast thing. And then I did that once for like, this was like homecoming.

You know, and so it took my homecoming day. You got champagne and homecoming? You sound like bad people. I mean, we would have paid extra at that time. And, but like the breakfast that they gave you, it's like. It's like a holiday end. Like, why didn't you at least go to McDonald's? Here's a bagel.

It's like, what? I know how much this cost. All right. 25. Yeah, I'm going lower too. All right. It's a real low guess, but I'm going to lower. The correct answer is 9%.

Oh, right. All right, all right. All right. All right. Does that tie us all up? It does. Wow. Two to two rounds.

We are setting terrible lines. All right, here we go. What percentage of people keep physical lists of their passwords? I would say 100% of my parents. Physical list of their passwords. Well, that's like seeing what percentage of people are over 50? This is literally going to reveal to us the age of the people pulled. Yes. I mean, if you said what percentage of people over the age of 50 have a physical list of their passwords or what percentage of people under the age of 30 have a physical list of their passwords? I mean, those numbers would be the exact opposite to the spectrum. Yeah, and I have an answer, but I could see, I mean, like you said, I could see it going completely the other direction. My answer will be 38%. I'm going to go 38%. That's not a bad. I'm going to go 38% of people.

that's not a bad because I don't think 100% of old people do it because I think some of them just use the same password for everything and just memorize it I know which way I'm going I'm going lower lower yeah really yeah okay just yeah I'm gonna there's too many passwords go there are a lot I mean I do have a Google doc going that's not physical yeah exactly yeah I have but it's our form of like it's your form but it's yeah yeah all right all right what's the answer all right Mike and Jason are going to get a point here or lower Andy is going to get two points

Oh, really? Because the correct answer was 33%. Wow. He said 38, which is exactly 5%. Nice. Oh, man, that's a good one. Okay. Wow, we all scored.

First time. All right. We got Andy with four, Mike with three, Jason with three. Someone take this goose from me by the end of this game. You don't loving it? It is a... It's kind of comfy, but it actually is very comfortable. This has to be our tightest game yet.

Yeah. All right. Mike, you're up. All right. What percentage of people have stuffed animals at home that they've had since? since childhood. Oh, baby. Wow.

So the hoarders. You don't have one? I... We have one in our house. I have one. I might. I've got one in a box somewhere. It's like a puppet-suffed animal thing.

Yeah, I can think of a puppet that I have. But it's like my parents kept it. My parents kept it. And then I had kids and they're like, here you go. And I'm like, no, I don't want to stop. Yeah, when you move out and they go, here's all your stuff. They're like, and then you can't throw it away. All right.

Okay. What percentage of people? I mean, that's... Stuffed animals at home that they've had since childhood. Man, this is the hardest one yet. I'm going to go... Oh. Because I was going to...

My answer was immediately no, but I think it's a yes that I do. I'm going to go... 42. 42%. Jason? Do you have your answer? Mm-hmm. I'm going to go lower.

I actually went higher. Oh, okay. Finally. Yeah. All right. Finally, we can't all score the same. I was more around like 55, 60%. I was closer to 20.

All right, let's hear it. Where were you at, Andy? 55 to 60. The correct answer is 60%. Woo, that's actually what I wrote down. Wow. You only get one point for it. No, I know, but I'll take it.

I don't get a point. Oh, Jason, we are in a big trouble, yeah. Andy, now with five, you guys with three. Feeling pretty good right now, boys. Is this the final question? Yes, it is. Holy moly. Oh, crap.

It's you, too. What? You're in the biggest trouble. The only way to score here is to get within 5% of the correct answer. 5% in either direction. So it's a 10% window. Also, I can't get a point. If I get a, like if you get a zero and I don't get it, then I think we have to have

some kind of. No, no, no, the tie goes to the goose. No, don't we have a tie? I got a tiebreaker. Okay. Yeah, it goes to the goose. I thought you had to earn your way out of the goose, but whatever. What percentage of people regularly talk out loud to themselves when alone, shoot.

Well, that's a while. one. Shoot. Because the way that... Because I only know myself. Because I only know myself and the way that I do it and I know. Here's what I know and what I've learned about myself through this show. What I have learned about myself through the show is I am different than most people. We all are weird. Yes. I can't even imagine not talking to myself out loud. I think this is actually something scientific. I think there is like, Some people that do this and some people that do it, like, with an internal monologue and some people that don't do it at all. Are we counting talking to other people out loud? No. That's not talking to yourself when alone. If you were alone in a room and you're going like, like, maybe, I'm not saying, like, oh, I got to, I better go read that book now. I'm saying, I do this, but I'm saying, like, when you're driving and you shout at someone with the windows up and that's, that's, that's, that's not to yourself.

No, no, no, that's not talking to you. One percentage of people regularly talk out loud to themselves when alone. okay all right this is so i want to i want to be like i want to think it's like you know most people 90% because it's not because you do as i do yeah um it's going to be nowhere near that so i'm gonna go people have magnets yes man part of me just wants to split the difference go right down the middle of 50 make it the hardest for mike what do i actually think i think the majority people do, but I think it's a minor majority, so that would be like 55,

but that would go to 65 to 50 to 60. Carried the one. I'm going to go. I'm going to go 52%. Oh, that's a good line. My number was 42. I'm lower. You've been on it. Mike has a tough decision to make.

Now, does it even matter? Yeah. Oh, I guess because we'll tie. Mike can earn a point if he gets the wrong one. Armie gets the right one. Got to pick it. I don't even have, like, I don't care what you say because I have no idea where this line is. My gut was higher.

I'll stick with it. So just out of curiosity, do you do this? I do not. I do. Okay, so one, and what about you two back there? This is Allie, I'm curious. I do. Do you talk to yourself?

Yeah, absolutely. I do. I don't know, dude. Four-fits of us, too. I hit myself with the, like, I do it in my brain, but not out loud. I'll do it out loud when it's like, I don't do something. I'm like, that's a problem for future.

okay and that's hilarious and then I'm like past Mike what what have you done he's talking to two different mics all right give us the final answer the final answer 76% Mike gets a point neither of you do so we end Andy with five Mike with four Jason with three all righties congratulations I am happy to learn that it is the vast majority of people. You're just like everybody. Yeah. We're all weirdos.

We're all weird. Maybe I've got to start. We'll take a break. I'll think about it. And we'll come back and draft. All right. All right. We had this idea at lunch today and we found like, we found it to be funny.

The idea is inanimate objects that seem angry, things you use every day, things you see every day. They don't exist or they're not living, but they just seem like if they, if they were turned into a Pixar movie, these things would be angry. Right. So porcupine off the list, it's a lie. It's a lie. But that'd be like. Right. That'd be an angry looking animal. I would assume a lot of anger.

But these are inanimate objects. So Jason. Well, I got to take a chainsaw. Yeah. A chainsaw. What? It's just screaming. screaming, it's cutting, it's...

Yeah, no, I mean, it's... Literally angry. Yeah, I don't think that there's... It's loud. Yeah, it's mean. I mean, and when you think about... Anger. Yeah, the sound it makes. You, I mean, when you think about a chainsaw, you don't think... What? It's violent.

You, exactly. You don't think, I'm going to use this tool for chopping, chopping down this tree. Which is what you use it for. You think Texas chainsaw massacre. is a violent weapon. Like a chainsaw isn't a tool. It's a weapon, but it's not. It's just that angry. It's that angry. It's a great pick, Jason. It's a good pick. My pick is a

small object, but it is the angriest looking object. It's the first thing I thought of. We all probably, as kids, even played with it because we thought it looked angry. It is a staple remover. Oh, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Such a good pick. Yeah. The teeth, that's a monster. The mouth on that. It's got a mouth, man. Yeah. And it's just like, what a great pit. The staple remover is an angry object. That is only anger.

That is only anger. It only bites. It is only vicious, sharp. Super angry. Yeah. It's, it's my number one. It can't smile. No.

It can't. No, it only can show its teeth because it's so angry. All right, Mike. You get two picks. Yeah, that was not on my list. It's on my list. Oh, so good. a good pick.

Mike, you got a couple angry objects to select. Yeah. Okay. Make them extra angry. So the first one I I get two. So I'm going to start with a can opener.

Okay. And not these new fangled contraptions where it leaves the edge all. Like, oh, it's soft like a metal mingler. This is where you look at it. There's 15,000 different gears that have to spin and a sharp edge that can cut open the can. this thing is annihilating things that thing seems like um yeah just a little bit rudimentary right it's a

and yet futuristic yeah yeah i mean how many gears are on that thing okay usually too is it usually too i think so in my head you had a few hard times with some cans mike i have you i've had some hard times i can definitely say when uh when i was young i found out so when you're opening the can right and the flap is coming up. Don't grab the flap. No, you don't want to do it. Oh, no. I pulled that move. I pulled that move one time.

Yeah, that's a one-timer. That was called four band-aids. I would say I think that the can opener is more on the angry side than the happy side, but not the angriest thing. Yeah, and honestly, if it was objects. What's the part cracking open? Oh, yeah, yeah. To pour out the juice. You know how you like pop it?

I think that's technically called the can opener as well. That's a can opener. It is. Yeah, that one. but it's not like removing that's part of it too. No, sometimes it's on it. That's the hook mouth on the can opener.

The hook mouth. It all comes. I will say the can openers make its users angry. They do. Yeah. Some can openers are like, where does this go? You keep trying to connect it and it won't grab.

A can punch? Yeah, that's what Andy's talking about. Yeah, but a can punch is definitely on my can opener. A lot of times they are. All right, Mike, so you got a can opener. What's your second angry object? Maybe I am just imbueing my own anger upon it.

I'm going with an alarm clock. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's kind of like a yelling, angry person. And no, no, it's not your, you, this is not your fancy. We play soothing chimes as you like, yeah, yeah. This is back in the day. What color is the light?

It's red. You want a funny story real quick? And it screams at you at six in the morning. All alarm clocks are red. Yes. All alarm clocks are just. don't know why because they're angry yeah uh funny story about that my son today took the day off of school they were doing like a field day thing he he didn't want to do it and yeah for whatever

reason he just took the day off right he decided the more fun thing to do than sleeping in was to leave his alarm on oh so he could then turn it off and have that moment of i don't have to go to school oh he wanted to snoo back to sleep he wanted to be woken up think he had to go to school and then realize he didn't and get to go back to school does he not not regularly snooze? Not on a normal day. No, he gets up. Oh, man. My oldest snooze is 11 times.

You have a teenage child that does not snooze. One of them, yeah. I have three. I got none of them. So one of mine is so responsible gets up every time. The other two. I mean, their alarm clock could be volume 10 right next to their head and they are out. I have to, I am their alarm clock.

You're the angry alarm clock for them. Oh, and the alarm clock is angry. All right, is back to me? Yeah. Look, I just feel like I have to take this. It's violent, like the chainsaw. It's a blender. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

A blender is violent. Blender's very high on my list. I might have bypassed it only because I had chainsaw. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Similar concept. It's got teeth and. and blades and, you know, it can... It's loud.

You remember, like, back when we were growing up, a lot of blenders, they didn't have, like, the acrylic or the plastic containers. They actually had glass. Right. So sometimes you could accidentally shatter a glass blender basket thing, and it was, like, violent. So I'm going to go blender. Angry object.

That was high on my list. I'm very happy, though, that you didn't take this one, because this one to me, not nearly, it's not a violent, object is not as violent as most of these objects is doing something helpful for us but it seems angry when you think of anger you think of red right you think of loud you think of heat yeah yeah yeah it was on the list and i feel like we're doing something bad to it yeah and we upset it and so when it's done doing its work that toaster is like pop okay get this out of me it's scalding hot Yeah, yeah.

It just radiates heat and that that end moment. I still got a piece of your toast. Why don't you put a knife down here to find out what happens? Okay. I mean, the fact that every single time you're done using this device, there's not a nice beep. There's not a nice like, boop, please open up. Your food is ready. This is spitting it out.

Take your toast. Get out. Get it out of me. Yeah, it doesn't like it. It doesn't pop up quietly or carefully. No. It's like pretty. It's very angry.

It's very angry. So you're going toaster? I'm going toaster. You got one more. One more. I think I'm going to go with something that is... When you are angry, you are loud. You know, you're blowing a lot of hot wind when you are really angry.

And I can't think of anything angrier that's pushing more things around than a leaf blower. Oh, yeah. It's just, oh. How? It's, yeah, that's, uh, that's an angry year 2025. Yeah. We can't do them quiet. How have we not solved?

We can't do it. We can't do it. We can't do it. It needs that, it needs that anger. That's what motivates this object. Leaves don't move when you're nice to eat. I've got an 18 volt anger battery. We have to figure this out.

You missed Jason's other pick here. Put the top scientists on leaf blowers. Please. the world will be a better place if we're not all like my neighborhood it's it's one it's every day

it's not a consolidated hey and we all go out and work on the weekend no it's hey the yard crew shows up to this to this neighbor on Monday well this neighbor on Tuesdays every day there's some sort of loud power to a leaf blower going on we record audio for a living

and every now and then there's like you know the the landscapers are coming to do the building, the office park. And it doesn't matter how close they are. It's like, why is this so unbelievably loud? And especially if you got the gas ones. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man.

Okay, that's a good pick. I mean, leaf blower, toaster, you took two to go with your chainsaw. I have staple remover and blender. I haven't a hard time deciding on this third one. I'm actually... It's between two for me. It's what I actually thought you were about to pick, so I'm going to take it now. This thing is hot. It is literally steaming. If you don't use it properly, you ruin the thing you use it on. It is a danger to those around you. It is blunt and angry. And it is an iron.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you think of an angry object around the house, I think of an iron. It's just used to smush things. The shape of it is. It looks almost like a mean face or something. It's got all these. There are very few objects that are common around. house is that you'd rather grab to display your anger. Yeah. No, it's just, and then you can just ruin stuff with it. Oh, yeah. I mean, I have to just set it down. Just, you don't even have to just let it show it's anger. Thank goodness we have so many like steamers now

and different things that aren't irons. I do feel like irons are gone. They're not as... No one uses irons anymore. No, steaming is just... You still got them. Yeah. In like hotels. No, and you can just, how many, I mean, raise your hand if you've burnt yourself on your own iron. I mean, before. Yeah.

Oh, right, hot shots. Okay, back there. Of course. You've never done that before. I don't use an iron. Yeah, I was going to say that. You're growing up. Raise your hand if you don't use an iron. Okay.

I don't have an iron in a long time. The only time I ever use an iron is actually on the road if I'm traveling because I'll, like, forget to have brought a steamer, and then I'm in a hotel room and they have an iron every single time. But that'll be my third pick. Mike, you've got two more to round out your team. I know one of them. It's the bladed kind.

it's the if you aren't pouring water into it while you're using it. Oh yeah. And somehow mine always sounds like it's about to break. I'm talking about my garbage. There's glass in there for sure.

It's my garbage disposal. I'm always terrified. Oh, that's such a good pit. I'm afraid to run this thing for more than three seconds because... They tell you you have to have water going in or you're going to blow up your house. Oh, yeah.

I don't know what will happen. Can you imagine what will happen? Dude, I'm terrified of running. Is that like turning off yourself? fun on a plane like you have to do it hit the garbage disposal button before I turn the water on or if I turn the water off and I risk that it terrifies me you can't do that you just broke all the rules I mean it's really it's it's that's a great that's got to be a wives tale well I'm sure you're going to be okay you're going to be okay for a little while yeah not a long time we'll go

to the manly men here what is what's the deal with the water it's my understanding Josh can you can correct me if I'm wrong but it's more about you're chopping up all the food particles and the water is flushing them down the drain, but I think you can turn your disposal on. What about the motor like overheating? Yeah, I think there's a slight cooling aspect to it, but if you don't have water running, then your food's not going anywhere.

Perhaps we are not properly making garbage disposals if you have to run water to keep them cool. Mike's solution for all of these, quiet, quiet, leaf blower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, Mike, you have can opener, alarm clock, garbage disposal, What's it going to be?

I mean, ChattGBT right now is telling me that you're not, I was like, is this real? You have to do this. This is saying you should let the water run for 10 to 15 seconds after turning the disposal off just to run everything down. Yeah. I mean,

I turn them off at the same time every time. Because you don't want like food down there for like bugs and stuff like to sit there. All right, go ahead, Mike. All right, my last pick. I'm taking sandpaper. You know what? That's a pretty interesting pick. Yeah.

It's rough. I like that. You ever like that a lot. Sandpaper. it well I mean number one never been happy in its life like I don't know if where my texture people are at but like you're not a big fan sand just even touching sandpaper like creeps me bigger grit or smaller grit is worse for that for touching it I don't know what you're talking about

a finer grit I've I've heard tale of that but like just just touching it is disgusting and then the the feeling of it as I'm actually sand anything and the sound is, yeah, I can't handle it. I, I have my final, it is angry. I have my final pick. I have tons of things I want. I feel like I could go 20 rounds. I can't believe it's never got picked.

I brought it up at lunch today. I thought it would go number one. It's a saw. Yeah, it does have spiky. It's got teeth, which may, it personifies it a little bit to have teeth. There's all sorts of saws, but they are all angry. They're all there to cut. I mean, there's literally a horror franchise named after.

after it. Saw. Yeah. But you know, you know, also there is. If you do it right, you can play the saw as a musical instrument.

Can you? Yeah. Angry song. If you get a bow and you start because of the vibrations, it makes sound. You've never heard of this? No, never.

I think I've seen it before. You don't know about who Billy bands? Nope. You know, like I put a, put the stick in the, in the big bucket and you got to put a string, you got a bass. Nope.

Hmm. I got to look up some hill billy. He definitely, so I'm taking saw with iron blender and staple removal. and Jason, you've got chainsaw toaster, leaf blower. I am very happy that this came back to me because when I was on my last pick, I started talking about when we're recording every now and then there will be a landscaping crew

with their leaf blowers and those angry machines are making so much noise. But that is not the loudest thing around here. Oh, we've got big cars nearby that rev their engines. That is not the loudest thing around here. I'm going to take something that is so loud and so angry. And these can be as small. Yeah. I know where you're going.

As in your little office. Yeah. And as big as the one that is half a mile away and we can hear it on our microphones. He's taking a paper shredder. I'm taking a shredder. Oh, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's a mouth eating thing.

That's a mouth eating. It's a mouth eat. You should put a face on a shredder. No, it can be a little bit fun to like. googly eyes. Sometimes you just feed stuff in there. You don't need to shred because you want to see it. You want to see how angry it is. Watch the world burn. All right. They're super fun. That's a great pick. Yeah, a shredder for sure.

Some other objects I had honorable mentions, box cutters, crow bars. I also thought of a snow plow, how big and intimidating that is. A meat tenderizer. Oh, that's cool. Bolt cutters. They seem angry. And then a paper cutter. Like the kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those are sure. Oh, that's really good. I had a snow cone. maker those things they take they do not like you put an ice in there there's i don't know about those oh man they're they're very angry uh sledgehammer yeah just an air horn hmm i had a a pressure cooker okay that's i like i mean it takes some time it takes some time but eventually that thing boom super pissed off uh uh tongs oh yeah i've got some metal tongs it looks super you have to have the ones with the yeah yeah no it's not the silicone on they no no it's not the silicone on they don't

that's good. It's old school. Old school tongues. The ones I go, that's good, tick, tick, ting. That's good. All right. That is it for this draft today. Anything we forgot back there, deucers that you could think of? Cissors. Cissors are great. I mean, that's, that's really good. Yeah, that's a good pick for sure. Anything from you, Papa Josh?

No. Nothing. You don't know anger. What did we learn today? I learned that literally all birds lay eggs. Yes, you did. I did not know that. And if I knew it, I forgot. I learned that Jason doesn't think exercise is steps. Yeah.

Correct. I learned that we all talk to ourselves. Yep, for Andy. The vast majority. No, I got to start. You're going to love it, man. I'm sure I've muttered to myself before. But how much do you have to do it to be one of those cool guys that does it?

Just start and you won't stop. I'm going to remember to do that. Thank you for tuning in everyone. Goodbye. Thanks for listening to the Spitballers podcast. To see what other nonsense the guys are up to, check out. spitmollerspod.com.