Spittin Chiclets - Spittin' Chiclets Episode 42: Final Show Of The Summer

Episode Date: September 1, 2017

In the summer's final show, Episode 42, the fellas discuss the few NHL stories from the dog days of August (Lindros number retirement, Shane Doan retires), the McGregor/Mayweather fight, how RA became buddies with Jay Baruchel, and then they have a pretty free-wheeling conversation on just about anything that crosses their minds. They close things up with a XXL version of #AllRightHamilton. Hope you have a few laughs. Happy Labor Day Weekend.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/schiclets

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Hello, gentlemen. Dude, you're wearing that T-shirt usually every Bruins game. Mikey Grinnelli, producer, co-host, Ryan Whitney and the Hizzy. What up, boys? It's been a while. Honestly, you know what? We've had such a great summer with all our guests. I mean, we had a Florida Panther, a Calgary Flame, a Buffalo Sabre, two Rangers, two Bruins. A lot of guys from a lot of the Northeast.

We got the boys to come in here. We really were very excited. It was beyond our wildest dreams. I know we talked at the beginning of the summer, plans for what we're going to do. We had no idea we were going to have all those guys over. We didn't even know if we were going to be working. We were just kind of telling everyone. There's absolutely zero point here.

We felt like we haven't talked to you guys lately. I mean, when we have guests here, obviously, they're the emphasis. We wanted the show to be about them. But now we're going to have a little fun today. Yeah, it's a little different episode, I think. There's just nothing going on. Exactly. You can say all you want.

You're a hockey podcast. There's shit going on hockey-wise. this is why we took the summer off we were independents last summer this is why we took it off because there ain't shit to talk about i know i mean personally dude right now i'm i'm in i'm not in a panic but i'm like yeah i get you know i got a baby on the way november 30th dude it's like you know when we found out it was what was it april march april yeah april may you're like oh it's november 30th fucking so now you know the other day my wife's like that's eight seven eight weeks i was like holy shit halloween candy and cvs oh shit have you gone on pod fathers yet no i haven't i'm not i i would actually love to go

on pod fathers um in case anyone doesn't know barstool barstool podcast talking about dads Have you gone on Podfathers yet? No, I haven't. I would actually love to go on Podfathers. In case anyone doesn't know, Barstool Podcast, talking about dads with Kevin Clancy and is it Chaps? Uncle Chaps and Clem. And Clem, yep. So I'll have to get on that. I mean, I have questions for them, but I haven't been on. But in terms of our podcast here, it's just more about what's been going on lately. I know RA, luckily, is feeling better now. You've been going through some health stuff that we talked about the last episode was with mcavoy

right yeah last episode great guy by the way super kid man you know what that's just someone that you're just happy that that he's that he's doing this well or has done this well so far i think that he's going to be not only a great not only a great player but a guy that you know fans really like once you get to know him he's genuine which which is really the case for every guy we've had in here. It's that hockey guy mentality. They're just good people. And it really does. It makes you want to move forward.

No assholes in our sport. Exactly. Like I always say, if there were assholes, they wouldn't be here in the first place. You know what I mean, right? Yeah, well, I was out, as you mentioned. I mean, I know you were told the last show, my gallbladder got taken,

and I did have a little difficulty after. It's on my way back. Everything's getting good. We won't bore the audience with that. We did have to postpone an interview with a future Hall of Famer, but we got that lined up next week. We're not going to reveal the name. He's actually probably our biggest get so far.

So we got that looking forward to it. We did miss my buddy Jay Baruchel, who was in the office the other day with Colton. So that's Goon, too? That's Goon. Yep, Goon. Explain how you know him, because you didn't get to do that on Barstool Radio. How are you guys best buds?

No, he said it one time on the podcast. Did you just meet him in Toronto and just get really mad? No, no, no. It actually started on fucking Twitter, twitter.com of all places. It was during Bruins Habs. I mean, I don't even remember what year. I was talking shit nothing bad like because you know i'm a fan i'm a fan of jay i like his work and he kind of he

kind of chirped back and then i was like this is when i was trying to angle to do like movie reviews with dave at the bar store he had no interest in but of course he's like all right uh yeah sounds good absolutely all right there all right no no we don't want to do that i gotta incept that motherfucker so uh anyways i was still kind of tracing the movie blog type thing. And so I was getting passes to all these movies and shit, seeing them writing these great blogs, and then they die in the vine. So I reached out to Jay. I was like, hey, I'm like, you guys doing a premiere in Boston?

I'll come, you know, see the movie, do a write-up on it. It helps promo the movie, whatever. You got to figure who'll click on your profile. You get, you know, a lot of followers. He was like, okay. If you're some Muppet, he's going to be like, no. And he was like. You get, you know, a lot of followers. He's like, okay. If you're some Muppet, he's going to be like, no. And he was like,

he goes, you know, he goes, we're not doing Boston. He says, but if you can make Montreal or New York, he's like, you're more than welcome to. I was like, fucking New York, man.

Amtrak, you know, three hours away. So I said, yeah, dude. I was like, I'll come down to New York. I was out of work at the time. You know, a couple bucks on the side,

wink, wink. Not a big deal. So fucking, I took the train down. I went to the premiere. And I met him after. Ended up going to the after party with him. He had, like, he'd come over. And he's like, gives me a big hug.

He's like, hey, Magoo. And I'm like, how the fuck do you know my childhood nickname? Called you Magoo? He's like, your email address. I was like, oh, shit. Called me Magoo first time I met him. So I ended up partying with him. Dude, I don't know you.

It's just your email address. The night, actually, I met him was in my Twitter profile. me and the hansen brothers dude so picture i'm going to you know this food and drinks open bar whatever and he brings me behind the rope like the vips i'm sitting with like the director all of a sudden fucking you know jeff jack and steve hansen are there now i grew up on slap shot dude which by the way just quickly do you know one of them i'm pretty sure on Twitter, Colby Armstrong retweeted, named their firstborn Colby after

one of our guests. No shit. Yeah, I don't know if it was one of the firstborn, maybe one of their grandkids. That's semantics in terms of if you're asking me. But I did see one of the Hanson brothers mentioning a kid they knew or was related to was named after Colby Armstrong. Did he make the Mindsies? He didn't play in the Mindsies.

He just knocked people out with cold shoulders. Go ahead. So, dude, so I'm sitting there and I just went over and started shooting the shit without being like fanboy. Now, to me, it was like drinking with Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, and Chewbacca. I mean, I'm a kid in the 70s. I grew up slap shot a million times. And here I am

drinking with the three of them. Do you think they're sick of talking about it? Did you sense that? I didn't, because I wasn't like, tell me about the movie. I was just trying to like, you know, the blonde hair one, I forget his, Christian Hansen's father, the blonde, the lighter hair, I forget his actual first name. Like, we were talking, he was like, oh, I fought O'Reilly a couple times, because I said I was from Boston, and he was, you know,

yeah, one of them was like a nondescript fight, but it was just, you know, cool, like hockey minutiae like that. For a hockey fan like you, it's great. I was, you know, yeah, one of them was like a nondescript fight, but it was just, you know, cool like hockey minutiae like that. For a hockey fan like you, it's great. I mean, you love the movie. Oh, so, yeah, I was out. Awesome, dude. Drinking with the Hands Brothers.

So then after, oh, I go back early in the story. I told, gee, I'd bring a little salad diesel down to New York with him. He said, oh, my favorite. Oh, my favorite. So then afterwards,

I meet him and his publicist. Went back to the hotel. went up in his room. I could have been like a crazy stalker, or he could have been like a lunatic act, and we went out, blazed one at like fucking 15th story of the hotel. And then we banged. Yeah. Yeesh. Hey, yeesh.

And then, no, honestly, ever since that, we kind of keep in touch, text a little bit here and there. So he's a real good dude, so I root for J-Hod. I would want to ask him if he just got rock hard filming that movie, Out of My League. Remember that girl in the movie with him, that blonde girl? That was Cuthbert, right? No, it wasn't.

It was the blonde girl. I got to think. Mikey, producer, Google, she's Out of My League girl. Dude, she was a smoke. She's amazing. So the funniest part about that movie, She's Out of My League, is they recorded at a Penguins game. That's right.

Penguins Island. I was in that game. No shit, dude. Yeah, so I had no clue, dude. They were front row. I don't think you can really tell in a game like that. But I just remember watching the movie. I'm like, holy fuck, I played in that game, dude.

What's her name? Alice something? Alice Eve. Yeah. You know, like, do you think actors when they, like, Game of Thrones, right? Like, last week, like, there's Jon Snow and Khaleesi are fucking doing the dirty. Like, is he hard? No, no.

What are you? No, because I think they're, like, so into rock hard. Well, do you ever see the scene on Entourage where drama gets hard and she has to end the scene? Yes, yes, yes. Oh, so you're saying that shows that in Hollywood that usually don't get hard?

No, I'm guessing. No. What a bunch of nerds. If you're a guy and you're just like... But see, the thing is it's work, though. And it's not point of work.

It's not like where you gotta... Everybody work, work, work. I think they're approaching it in a mental way. It's like, you know, I gotta do this and they're cognizant that they don't get a hot cognizant cognizant you're like cognizant all right yo cognizant right now but you think really i think yeah i think there's a professionalness about it too when you're an actor

well like okay you know you don't want to fucking but how many i mean how i mean i'm assuming like whether they're both single or not doesn't even matter. Yeah, two very attractive people who are naked. You're like, okay, that was a hot scene. You kind of felt me hard. Let's go back to the trailer and thumpity-thump. And honestly, a girl can get excited. No one's really going to know unless they, you know, the old.

Yeah, no shit. You know, so it's an interesting point. I don't know how we got there. Well, this is this type of episode. There's nothing going on. Ramble on. At this time, we should mention Will Butcher signed with the New Jersey Devils. He's a small defenseman who works his game around Duncan Keith

and other small defensemen in the league like Jared Spurgeon, blah, blah, blah. Another college player who didn't quite hold the hostage. Someone like, I guess, Jimmy Veazey did last summer. I know. I know. It's funny. I think at some point they'll actually change that rule. Yeah, it does seem to penalizeize juniors kids, doesn't it?

A little bit. Yeah, but they should be penalized. Is it penalized or penalized? I like penalized. I think it's penalized. And I think that if you don't go to college, then maybe you deserve to get a little penalized. Actually, I love junior guys. I love junior guys.

You're always beauties. What the hell? Yeah. Yeah, really. I mean, honestly, we were like Looking at NHL.com To scrape stories And like Tuka Rask

Kicking a fucking field On Patriots Is one of the highlights On NHL.com right now Drill the 40 yarder though He did drill the 40 yarder Lindros Forget his number

Retired in Philadelphia The big E Number 8 8 And it seems like Probably should have Happened a while ago But I guess they have

A team rule That you have to be In the hall of fame The hockey hall of fame Before they'll retire your number. No shit. Which is a weird thing, because it's a fucking team. You can make your own rules, you know? I really respect that, though.

The Red Sox used to have that. Not anymore, though, right? I think they changed it. Well, I just feel like... Actually, you know what? I don't know. I just feel like to put a number up in a stadium, like, it can't just... The Celtics have fucking 35 numbers retired.

Lasky. Lasky. They got equipment managers' names up there. What were you just saying about... Oh, dude, who's driving this train? No, nobody's driving this train. I think Lindros will not not be kind of remembered for how dominant he was only because it wasn't for that long of a time but i i specifically remember being you know 11 or

12 years old and you'd play nhl like 96 whatever it was 95 and you really couldn't be lindros like he was so sick and in the in in real life he was just running guys over fighting scoring i actually when he was in dallas at the end of his career it was it was a shit it was a shell of himself yeah um willie mazen it was a shell it was a shell of himself or whatever he's probably making still making two million whatever who gives a fuck no idea by the way how about some guy called you out for ruining not a big deal on the man sorry no i saw you like it is what i saw well either way so um we're in we're in dallas dad's trip and i lifted there was a puck on the goal line and i lifted his stick like an easy tap in and i somehow now mind you this is a shell of

lindros and this was probably me me playing the best I've ever played. Lifted his stick, and he couldn't bang home this little tap. And at the end of the game, the video was shown the next day, and it was Terrian who hated my guts. He's like, great play, great play. I was like, holy fuck, I lifted the Big E's stick. I'll always remember that. It was like half of Eric Lindros.

If it was Lindros in Philly, he would have punched me in the head, scored, and then kicked me as he celebrated. I remember I asked Big Walt one year. It was probably 93, 94, Kiki Chuck, when Winnipeg was in town. I'm like, who's the best in the league? I didn't even wait a second. He's like, Lindros, man. He changed the game.

He was a phenomenal player. He dominated it, though. He was so big and strong. It was a different type player though. It was like, I guess Cam Neely was him in a way, but not as fast, not as dominant, not as good as a playmaker. Yeah, Cam Neely was, I think, a better

pure goal scorer than Lindros. But in terms of an overall player, actually setting guys up. Yeah, he was total package, man. There was no doubt about it. And I think how things would have played out if he hadn't held out. I mean, that changed the trajectory of two franchises immensely because he could have done what most kids did and appreciated being drafted by a team

and just going and doing what you're supposed to do. But his father was like, no, man, I don't like the owners in Quebec. I don't like the situation there. And they ended up forcing the trade. Remember the Rangers actually thought they had him first And they made two trades And it was I know we're going down On the clock back here

But I mean It just This is what kids don't remember That's what I'm saying For the younger hockey fans That's kind of where I was getting to He was so

Fucking good And dominant And people don't remember He didn't play long enough Well because To keep his head up man That's the hate to say it But if he kept his head up a little more,

dude, he might have played another 10 years. My guess is that started with just being so much bigger and stronger than kids when you're 15 years old. I mean, he played in the OHL when he was 15, I think. So even before that, 13,

14 years old, no, even if guys hit you with your head down, you're not going anywhere. Right. So you get used to being able to do that. And it's just a vicious habit that I was i was i was actually i i was so lucky my father would always be keep your head up keep your head up keep your head i'd be shooting pucks down the basement or passing with

him and he'd be like where you looking where you're looking and you look back you're like holy you gotta you gotta keep your head up it was just something he never had to do i think it ended up good but it's a good point downfall that's a good point yeah maybe we can get him on here and ask him about it yeah he'd probably listen to this and. That's a good point, yeah. Maybe we can get him on here and ask him about it. Yeah, he'd be great. Probably listen to this and be like, no. Yeah, but yeah, after you just said fucking, I remember getting hit and not fucking being a dominant player.

No, he was definitely dominant, but I think you're right. You can't tell the Eric Lindor story without talking about the concussions because he had a, you know, like his career went downhill because of injuries. He had to leave the game early because of it. So it's unfortunately part of the story, But, you know, good for him. He's getting a number retired. Speaking of retired, Shane Doan also retired. Shane Doan.

What a freaking heck of a guy. Kind of similar player in a sense. Like, you know, just a straight-up power forward. Keith Yandel actually put an Instagram up of, you know, just kind of, I think, in honor of Shane. No, not I think. I know, in honor of Shane Doan, where he just said, listen, there was no better teammate in the world. I had the great pleasure of playing with this legend. He was an amazing player, but even a better man and a guy you would want your daughter to marry.

So I would say that's the ultimate compliment. Dude, that is the ultimate hockey player compliment. Because nobody knows how big. You play hockey with a guy, you're like, I wouldn't even want you dating my third cousin. Yeah, seriously. Like, you know how dirty every guy in the locker room is and all the whatever he's done on the road. So for you to say that, I would have to have the guy marry my daughter. That guy hasn't shaved this bush in six years. He ain't dating anyone I know.

It's like, come on, man. That's like the ultimate compliment. But yeah, don't. Yeah, exactly. Great career. Unfortunately, it was with a team similar to going back to Kachuk, similar to Kachuk, who was much better than any team he was on. He never really had a good playoff run except 2012.

They got to the finals. Once the conference finals. Everyone forgets that. He had opportunities to go to other teams, and he did stay in Arizona. They never seemed to really reward him for his loyalty, but of course that's par for the course in the fucking pro sports world yeah but that's a great player who the fact that he doesn't swear

is just so funny frick me I don't even think he says Jesus actually definitely not that dude he's a holy roller dude he definitely don't want to use the Lord's name in vain not like we do on this show yeah so Jesus is off the table I don't want to use the Lord's name in vain. No. Not like we do on this show.

A holy roller. Yeah, so Jesus is off the table. I don't see. What's the big deal if you just drop an F-bomb? I mean, for religious people, is that? We're not going to go. Is this a crazy subject? Yeah, well, we don't want to bore people talking about it.

Did you see that Mayweather fight? Did you see that Mayweather? There we go. Segway. Segway from peace and love to fighting. I watched it on my iPhone. By the way, shout out Periscope. When you're looking for hot streams when there's a fight on, people will push the-

Go to Periscope, dude. Nine million people are recording it, and you can watch it on your phone. Pull it up on your computer, too. So you're just watching someone Periscoping it. So you've got to think that- Well, before we get into that I mean I think Most people watched it If they didn't watch it They at least kinda saw a replay

I gotta think that like In the future With pay-per-view They're gonna How are they gonna continue To kinda Will it always still Stay this way

You know The pay-per-view fights If it's a big fight 80 to 100 bucks And this many people Can stream it It's online Like at some point

This is gonna be an issue Well it's an issue now and i think as like the younger crowd now like i can't figure out how well they get older these because these guys don't pay for shit his generation they don't they haven't paid you have cable i do that's that's actually a big deal for someone you're yeah but like you know well this would a kid they fucking get everything they steal everything online but i also read that they're cracking down on a ton of the people that Periscope the fight. So they can end up going in and kind of kicking you off the account.

But wasn't it the stream? I think it was the illegal streams that they were cracking down. Like more the internet because you could trace those. See what Periscope, I mean it's someone video, I guess yeah,

it's technically against the law. It's just something that they're going to always have to play whack-a-mole with. And this is what Hollywood does. It's what the music industry does. Anybody who has any content online that they sell, they're going to get beat for it. It's just the price of doing business. I dummied Napster until that thing went down.

It's going to be the same type thing. Yeah, exactly. That fight, though, is – well, they always start at 12 o'clock, too. Is it just because it's 9 out there? That's exactly right. The local time is only 9 o'clock. that nine o'clock is early in vegas nine o'clock is usually i'm like getting out of my nap i think espn just bought the right open on the table just bought top top box top right boxing or whatever it is they just bought a ton of right

so we'll be on espn now at least i bet it will be a little earlier big boxing matches like no not the big ones they won't be on ESPN. Well, they bought the rights. Oh, really? Yeah. See, it's funny. Boxing, it's another sport. I mean, it's obviously still a big sport,

but it is absolutely fucking nothing compared to what it used to be. And I know this is a fucking, those are the days. It's just, there's no, I mean, like, this event was the other night. It was the biggest boxing event since the Pacquiao fight, and it wasn't even two boxes. I don't know. See, my age group, we don't even know good... I mean, I remember Mike Tyson, but not really.

Mike Tyson's punch out? I barely remember that kind of stuff, so we don't know good boxing. Yeah, it's just not what... I mean, I can't even say... I remember my father waking me up, or not waking me up, telling me to come down to watch Mickey Ward and Arturo Gatti.

That was sick. I was at the second... By the the way the first fight was on like espn i think yeah then it started getting i was at the second one donald lennon yeah so those were those were sick fights but you don't you don't just see that do you have you ever heard of these guys yeah oh yeah because of the fighter because of the fighter um yeah i mean i i i had fun watching the fight, though. I really did. And I also hit... I put two hundo on McGregor just because I was like, if he wins and I didn't bet him, I'm going to lose my mind. And then I hammered over eight and a half rounds.

So once the eighth round ended, I was celebrating that. So I ended up winning on that and I didn't really care. Then I was just like, oh, maybe it hits him with a haymaker. But it was funny. Just like I have one buddy who kind of knows about boxing. He's into it.

Big McGregor fan. He kind of brought up five rounds, five minutes in MMA is 25 minutes. So after that, we'll see. And in the ninth round, which is the 25th, 26th, 27th, he was done. So it was kind of pretty much easy to figure out that he couldn't last that long. He didn't really know what he was doing boxing, I feel like. He looked so much bigger than him and heavier. I thought he towered over him.

Well, he said he was going to fight at 170. How do they do that, by the way? If he gained 18 pounds from the day of the weigh-in to the fight, what do they do? Just crush McDonald's? They dehydrate themselves. For the weigh-in? way in for the fight yeah i got ripped on this for not knowing this on twitter someone explained it to me they dehydrate themselves like really really bad before the fight lose all the weight and then the night the next day just pound carbs ice cream sundaes snackers bars i did a couple pro like high odd props like i knew i knew he

wasn't gonna win the fight but I'm like well fuck it you know what I took into account was that you know they never fought before Mayweather's pretty much

defensive or he wasn't in the later rounds the other night it might go the distance and there's Vegas judges involved it was more like not so much

that McGregor is actually going to beat him but the history of Vegas judges is fucking shady as fuck so if like it wasn't even really that close of a fight and it was going to come down to a decision, I was like rolling the dice at some corrupt judge.

For 60 to 1, I mean, there'll be nothing better to pop something like that. But yeah, he rope-adopted. I mean, he gave him the first three rounds just to feel him out. He also, I heard, went in to bet on himself winning in the eighth and ninth round. Yeah, he tried to bet under nine and a half rounds. They wouldn't take it, though. Do you think they wouldn't take it because they knew he can kind of control this? Yeah.

I mean, you're allowed to bet on yourself, but they don't have to take the action. Why can't Pete Rose? I think Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame. Pete Rose didn't play in Vegas either. Yeah, that's another key to camera. Valid point. Valid point. But even when you see McGregor's left, honestly, it reminded me of fighting back against my little brother when he was in puberty and I wasn't.

I know. It's like you can't even – he just couldn't do nothing because it's a totally different way you hit them in the MMA. So it's like right away, I'm like, he can't even hurt him. I mean, the only way he was going to win that fight was with a lucky shot. And he did catch him with that early uppercut. Caught him with that uppercut. And even Floyd kind of brushed it off. And then Floyd, by the end, I mean, at first, I'm like, oh, they called it.

But then when you watch it, Floyd would have just dummied him for another round. I would have liked to have seen the break just to go to the 10th round just for why not. But the stop was appropriate. It's amazing, too, that that stupid fucking clown Mayweather, he's going to go bankrupt, too. I'm calling. He will go bankrupt how about Robbie Fox almost fighting his father did you see oh yeah Robbie Fox

Barstool employee no no that was so so that was Barstool radio that was probably more entertainment if anyone hasn't seen that for non Bobby Fox he's that MMA and boxing guy it would have been great if Mayweather Sr. suckered him and he could sue him that's what he said he wrote he goes I mean he didn't flinch at all like I mean fucks he's an MMA and boxing guy. It would have been great if Mayweather Sr. suckered him and he could sue him or something.

That's what he said. He didn't flinch at all. He's an 18-year-old. He weighs about 140 pounds. I bet you in his head he was like, please hit me. He goes, I wish he did. What's he going to do? Break my nose? It's like Rocky V. He's like, hit me and I'll sue. That Don King character.

He would have fucking sued his socks off. Tommy Gunn got fucking AIDS, by the way. R.I.P. Rocky V. He's got, oh, did you see the 30? He's got a 30 for 30 coming, right? He did pass away, right? He did, right?

Yeah. But he got a, no, dude, I'm still kind of on an officer in med, so my mental acuity isn't 100%. All natural. He's all natural, guys. All natural meds. But with No

With 30 for 30 Was just all The Dallas Cotter High Did you watch that one? Oh no I haven't seen that yet That was a good one That's the team who played against Yes the urban

The urban team From Friday Night Lights Yeah and we mean The all black team Yeah Those guys That's really fast And way stronger

But it was actually crazy I never really was Knew much about the story Basically dude Like half these kids had fucking scholarships. They had this wicked, crazy... Oh, the high school. Yeah, the high school tournament.

They were getting fucked. I mean, it was obviously... Don't ruin it for me, though. All right, well, in that case, it was nuts, dude. I couldn't believe how stupid some of these kids were to just throw shit away. I thought you were familiar with it. No, no. I mean, I've heard about it, but I want to watch that.

Have you seen Last Chance U on Netflix it No no I mean I've heard about it But I want to watch that Have you seen Last Chance U on Netflix? No I never I've seen it I just never watched it Check it out It's pretty good Yeah

Yeah dude These kids are complete morons What else Anything Any fucking other good shit on Netflix? I feel like that Any fucking other good shit Sorry dude

My brain's not all here I can't think of I was like Any fucking other good shit. I remember saying one time when I was in middle school at the dinner table, like, that's pissing. My parents are like, what'd you just say? Don't you ever say that again? I was like, oh, shit.

I guess I can't say any fucking other good shit later on in life talking about TV. I don't know what's been on, man. Game of Thrones, dude. I've been crushing that. I was so sad to see that it's not on until 2019 seriously it's gonna take forever

I thought they this year I didn't think it was that great of a season there was some good scenes but you know like one thing about the show and like for Clancy

went off on this online it's like yeah it's fucking Fantasyland and dragons and magic and all this shit but it was like believable in that world this year right

you really had like strained fucking like credibility this year and you know again it is already a fantasy world but it was like believable in that world this year right you really had like strained fucking like credibility this year and you know again it's it is already a fantasy world but it was just like all right wait a minute i'm already i'm for like the two episodes i was predicting like well before it was happening all right all right you're gonna show up with a dragon the dragon's gonna fucking die and turn it was zombie and it's like it happened i'm like come on man this you know yeah but it was it was the one show that hasn't been able to like you've been able to predict you know exactly although that scumbag little finger dying was great yeah but my brother It was the one show that hasn't been able to, like, you've been able to predict. Right, exactly. Although that scumbag Littlefinger dying was great.

Yeah. My brother loved him. I think he's a loser. Even that felt like fan service almost. Because this guy, he's been so huge. I mean, he basically gets the whole plot of the story going. And now the Stock Sisters look dumb for four episodes. And meanwhile, they were fooling him the whole time. It just seems like they felt like they had to kill somebody, and they sacrificed him because they didn't want to sacrifice any of the real,

true big guns, you know? Yeah. Oh, by the way, completely off subject. What else? I talked to somebody in the Penguins organization who said Sidney Crosby is completely obsessed, in quotations, with becoming the first modern team to go three in a row. I thought you were going to say come on, spit and check.

No, we'll try to get Sid on there. If he's on there, I can't even try to. My number one and two in no particular order to get on here is Sid and number four. Yeah, absolutely. I think we can maybe get it done. On no order. Yeah, no order at all. But number four, dude, if we could get him in person.

Dude, I'll be like fucking Sanford and something. I'll have to put you in a straight jacket. You'll be trying to sneak in lube in your underwear. Dude, the last three-peater was was it the Edmonton won it in 84, 85,

87, 88. No, the Oilers never three-peated. They won five. I'm sorry, it was the Islanders. Yeah, so. No, the Oilers never three-peated. They won five. No, I'm sorry. It was the Islanders. The Islanders, right. Yeah, so yeah, the last three-peat. Wow, dude, that's...

No, the Oilers won four in a row. No, no, no. The Oilers won it in 84, 85. Grinnell, get on this quick. 86 was the Canadians. 87 was the Oilers. 88 was the Oilers. 89 was the Flames.

89. 90. 90 was the Oilers. They won four in six years. Yeah, because Patrick O'Lough was the rookie of, 89. 90. 90 was the Oilers. They won four in six years. Yeah, because Patrick Waugh was the Rookie of the Year in 86, and Landy McDonald won it with the Flames in 89.

That's big time, dude. Don't fuck with me, motherfucker. That's big time right there. All right. You guys want to test me on who shoots righty or lefty? No. I think we should take some...

You know what? It's a fan episode. We're boring the fuck out of them right now, so let's take some of their questions. Yeah, I'm sorry, guys. We don't have much right now. Yeah, we're having some fun with it. This week's All Right Hamilton is brought to you by DraftKings.com.

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I appreciate that. A little Nazi-esque. A little high-tinted. No, dude, it's high and tight, dude. Oh, he's rattled. He's rattled. He's rattled. It's high and tight.

He looks sick. Murray doesn't know the current style. This is it. He looks great. I haven't broken his balls for rattled. He's rattled. He's rattled. He's high and tight. He looks sick. Murray doesn't know the current style. This is it. He looks great. He's probably whacking right now. All right, so Murray asks, who leaves a bigger legacy in Pitt, Sid or Mario? All right, Hamilton. Okay, listen.

It has to be Mario. He saved the team, bought the team. If Sid someday buys the team, it might change it. But because he was one of the top five greatest players of all time and then ended up buying the team and keeping the team in Pittsburgh, to that it's number 66. Right now, I agree with Whitney. Like, Sid lived in his house.

Yeah, exactly, yeah. Who's the idol? I mean, who's the, what is the word? Legacy? Holder? There you go. Who's more of the fool? Are you going with him, you know? Yeah, yeah. Who's the idol? I mean, who's the, what is the word? Legacy? Holder? There you go. Who's Marlefu? Are you going Lemieux?

Yeah, yeah. I mean, as much as like. But if Sid gets two or three. That took the words right out of my mouth. If Sid wins five cups, then, you know, five is more than two. And then Lemieux's son can live in Sid's house. Oh, we could do this for a long time. So, yeah, but Mario Lemieux, you're right.

He's one of the, you know the greatest ever, greatest forwards ever. Talk about dominant, man. He's a guy you wish had his health all the time. I loved watching him as a player, but, I mean, when he was a player, definitely Lemieux, but definitely can be revisited. And he's a nasty golfer. I'd say Sid. I'd say Sid, too, if he wins a few more cups.

All right. All right. David Troyer asks uh top five characters from a hockey tv show or movie all right the horny old bastard in slapshots the funniest dude which what with the oh maurice yeah maurice van zack he's calling that snag nipples comes up to me without even saying hello nipples i remember being like holy shit is this what it's like? Go to the Palm Isle.

Fuck the barmaid. Last trip. I love that guy. What other movies? All right, first three of the Hansons. One, two, three, pick them in your order. Number four, Reg Dunlop. Number five, fucking...

Well, you said... I'll give you Maurice Warnchuck. Thank you, thank you. I'll give you Maurice one Chuck I'll say number five Give me Dickie Dunn Big J Just a complete liar I like I like the nasty defenseman that Patrick Swayze played

In Youngblood He was the D-man And I just remember I was D-man. I'm like, oh, this guy's sick. He's in juniors. He's going to NH. Remember? He was like the stud.

He got fucking slashed in the back of the head by Racky. Yeah, dude. That guy was one of my favorites. Mrs. McGill from Youngblood who whacked all the guys who lived in her house. Billet Moms. By the way, you know there's a couple guys who married Billet Moms. I'm not going to say names, but a guy I played with went played for his team she was married at the time he moves into the house next thing you know she ends up leaving the husband and she's with him

oh wow so that is the husband that is a late cucking i've always i've always i lived it i lived at billet families in ann arbor amazing people dave and dotty linebaugh dave for years i hope he still does. I haven't talked to him. I feel bad, but he opened the door for one of the penalty boxes at Michigan Yost Arena. Just a great guy. Great family. There's no way they're listening to this, but if anyone knows him, tell him I said hello.

But I used to think, and they didn't have kids, right? I used to think if you're a father of a daughter, like that's some like 15 to 17 18 years old and you have a fucking

hockey player live in your house you're the dumbest human being I've ever met like are you kidding me I remember guys would move in

and there'd be like a girl their age some of them like what do you think is gonna happen you sickos I mean lucky for the kids

who got to live there but if you take a billet kid in alright so you got Maurice Wanchuk Fucking Pat Swayze The billet mom

They all fucked Okay who else Hockey movies Oh I love The coach of the ducks I mean not the coach Of the ducks The coach of the

The scumbag team The hawks Yeah the hawks It ain't worth winning If you can't win big He was a complete prick uh other hockey movies all movies that other hockey movies fuck man i don't know where my fifth is i don't you know what the don cherry made for tv movie that was on cbc was great i

don't know who played him but they showed don cherry's career kind of being you know going from a player into a coach so that'll be my fifth all right um special shout out though to suzanne hanrahan's 1970s banana boobs because uh i forgot you know when you mentioned the billet mom remember when reggie's in the bed oh yeah that got me going i remember i remember like holy she's gonna rewind that yeah rewinding a vhs too the mom from our close encounters of the third kind never seen it ask a millennial yeah god oh fuck all right we're gonna do a couple more here. We're fucking two

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that was cooked in an oven? All right, Hamilton. Holy shit. eating anything that was cooked in an oven. All right, Hamilton. Holy shit. I can't give up anything cooked in an oven, dude. 100%. I'm not giving up booze. That's no question. There's so many other ways you can cook food.

I mean, like an oven. It's an oven, dude. Just last night, I cooked some pasta that was in water that wasn't in the oven. I made a pizza in the microwave oven. Grill. Dude, a grill. Grill the pizza.

An open flame, dude. That's all you need to cook. Yeah. All right. Soon enough. Booze wins in that oven. I made a pizza in the microwave. Oh, microwave oven. Grill. Do it a grill. Grill the pizza. An open flame. That's all you need to cook. Yeah. Alright. Soon enough. Booze wins in that one. Booze wins. Booze wins. Alright. Cameron Fox asks, biggest nerd or smart guy you've ever played with? Oh. Fuck. I've played with

some smart guys. I'm thinking immediately of Harvard people I played with. Riggsie. Didn't play with him. Fuck. I'm thinking immediately of Harvard people I played with. Riggsie. Didn't play with him. Fuck. Really smart guy. Damn, I'd have to think about that one.

I can't even think of anyone. I know there's been really, really intelligent people that I've played with. Craig Adams? How about Craig Adams? Did you play with him? I never...

We were never on the same team, actually. We've skated in the summer. He's smart. Steve, Don Moore. Yeah, those are Harvard guys. I feel like there's someone else that's a genius that I can't even remember. Shows how unintelligent I seem right now that I can't remember.

That's the guy who's always doing the crossword puzzle on the paper and like fucking... Yeah. Crossword puzzle. I can't get three crosswords in the Monday puzzle. On the quiet side. Do you know what gets harder every day of the week? I can't get three crosswords in the Monday puzzle. On the quiet side. Do you know it gets harder every day of the week? I haven't done a crossword. I haven't bought a newspaper in ages.

You're a Sudoku guy. No, no, I'm not. I don't really do any of those puzzles anymore. I used to like when I bought the paper years ago, but the fucking paper sucks, man. The Herald's trash around here. The Globe's junk. They get thinner and they charge more money.

They charge $2 for the fucking thing. I haven't read the paper. We'll do one more and then we'll fucking let you people loose. All right, so Sean Williamson asked, Best Player of the Game Award, and then he left a picture of the Bruins jacket from 2011. All right, how's it? Oh, in terms of what the guys get?

Yeah, what you get for Player of the Game. This is bad radio, but you know who took that picture? Don't say you. Yep. Oh, shit. I swear to God, that's the only picture of that. That picture, it got passed around for the bad radio. It's the ugly, not Stata jacket.

It was like whatever. It's not that bad, though. Yeah, Andrew Furman's bought it online. Yeah, dude, I didn't know you weren't supposed to take pictures in the locker room. That was the rule. You didn't get shit for that? No one even saw me take it, but later I went to a Bobo. Like, yeah, Andrew Furman's bought online. Yeah, dude, I didn't know you weren't supposed to take pictures in the locker room. That was the rule. Did you get shit for that? And no one even saw me take it. But, like, later I went to take another one.

Someone was like, oh, you can't take pictures in there. I genuinely didn't know that. I was like, oh, sorry. I won't. You're like, dude, I've seen 9,000 pictures from in this locker room. What are you talking about? Yeah, exactly. But I guess these only certain people.

But I took that. And then that night when Horton got gets but got buried i wrote the blog and i just wrote appropriate that i didn't even write like any words i just had a picture of the jacket there yeah i don't know if you remember it was it went up the night of that game i think i do actually remember that uh i don't know they all seem pretty similar whether it's like a fire whether it's a hat or some jacket or something like that i I just kind of think that that's kind of a cool way to let one guy feel special in front of the team. That came around when I was out of the league.

I was never, maybe, you know, it was probably there when I was still playing, but no teams I was on ever did it. I would have never got one either. Yeah, like the junkyard dog chain and that type of shit. Yeah. It's not those type of gimmicks. But it's cool to like one guy that had it last game

can actually call it someone else. I mean, you got to respect that. That's being a good team guy absolutely guy all right hamilton is also brought to you by dollar shave club do you guys know dollar shave club is the smarter choice spending money on ridiculous razors and the cost of them is so painful i'm telling you i've been doing it for years and finally with dollar shave, I realized this is the way to go. It's a complete life hack, absolute no-brainer. You no longer have to schlep to the store to buy a cheap disposable razor

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What else can we talk about hockey? All right. Well, you think the Penguins win it? This year? Yeah. No. Three-peat? No.

No three-peat. Capitals ain't going to win it? Nope. Dude, which I'll put Toronto, dude. I know, dude. It's crazy. Toronto ain't winning the Cup this year. No chance.

Although, I would like to maybe throw a bet in it, though. Yeah. No. Actually, no. With the odds, I don't want to talk about it this early because we haven't even started training camp yet. We can't get a true idea. Yeah.

Once we know. We get closer. Again, yeah. This is, like I said, it's dry season. We wanted to catch up with our listeners. We haven't really felt like we communicated with you guys. So we're a little goofy show today, a little more all right Hamilton than usual. But we'll have some more action when the season gets going.

Next week, like I said, we got an interview lined up with a future Hall of Famer next week. We're going back to a little bit more of a format you're used to. It's going to be good stuff. And we'll catch up with you then. All right. Peace out. Peace. Peace.

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