StarTalk Radio - Cosmic Queries – Geek Time! with Charles Liu
Episode Date: November 18, 2022Could you play Quidditch on Jupiter? Javelin on Mars? Neil deGrasse Tyson and co-hosts Chuck Nice and Gary O’Reilly answer fan questions about low-gravity physics, the weight of Thor’s hammer, aer...odynamics and more with astrophysicist Charles Liu. NOTE: StarTalk+ Patrons can listen to this entire episode commercial-free here: https://startalkmedia.com/show/cosmic-queries-geek-time-with-charles-liu/Photo Credit: NASA, ESA, and A. Simon (NASA Goddard), edited by PlanetUser, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.
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I would play near the surface at some atmospheric pressure
that would be similar to what we can survive.
But then you'd be up in the air.
There would be a gravitational pull,
but there wouldn't be anything to stand on.
So Quidditch would indeed be an ideal thing to play there.
But you'd have to have some gas masks on
because it smells a lot like methane and ammonia out there.
So sign me up.
Welcome to StarTalk. there so sign me up welcome to star talk your place in the universe where science and pop culture
collide star talk begins right now this is star talk sports edition and we're gonna do a grab bag
today love me some grab bag and of course I got my co-host, Chuck Nice.
Chuck.
Hey, hey, hey, Leo.
What's happening?
All right.
All right.
And Gary.
Gary, how you feeling, man?
I'm good.
Yeah, yeah.
Gary O'Reilly, former talker pro.
And who do we have to help us out with grab bag?
Our returning champion.
Your returning champion.
Our go-to geek in chief.
Professor
Dr. Charles Liu.
Charles.
Crowds reacting.
The crowd goes wild.
The crowd goes wild.
Hi Chuck. Hi Gary.
Hi Neil. What a pleasure.
I am a total card carrying geek.
But in the same room with pleasure. I am a total card-carrying geek.
But in the same room with Charles,
I am a rank amateur.
And so, there you have it.
You are too modest, sir.
Too modest.
It's such a pleasure to be here with you all and have a great time, as always.
It's a grab bag.
We don't know where these are coming from
or where they're going.
But they are questions from our Patreon supporters.
And anything and everything goes.
So, Gary, why don't we lead off with you?
You got questions for us?
I certainly have.
And they're all sourced from our Patreon patrons.
So thank you very much.
Stick with us because we might well be asking
your questions throughout the show.
First up, Christopher Fowler.
He says, greetings to the good doctors,
Lord Nice, and me.
Interesting.
Oh, we're going straight for sci-fi.
In Star Trek, The Next Generation,
there was at least one episode with a game called Parisi's Squares?
Am I pronouncing it right?
Correct.
Thank you.
Right.
Okay.
On StarTrek.com, it describes the sport as one played by opposing teams
of four wearing padded uniforms and using an ion mallet.
Yes.
What kind of sport is this?
And could it be possible to actually achieve technological advancements
to allow an ion mallet?
Just to be clear, I'm already outgeeked because I didn't see the show.
I don't know anything that you just said in that question.
And Charles is right all on top of it. So, there you go.
Parisi Squares is a
fascinating game that no one knows
how to play because it has never been shown
on screen, actually.
So, it first was mentioned
in the first season of Star
Trek The Next Generation
when the Bynar episode, you guys remember
that one? 11001001
and they were fixing the Enterprise.
And so the crew had time to take it easy.
And so four members of the crew went to go play Parisi Squares
with the team of the people who were working down at the space station
to fix the Enterprise.
They seemed to be carrying suitcases, presumably containing the ion mallets.
And they were kind of padded like lacrosse players, but they had like shorts on and stuff like that. So since then, we really have no
idea how it's been played, but it's been mentioned over and over again. And actually, it doesn't
sound like the rules have stayed roughly the same. It started like this, in this episode,
like a friendly matchup where like maybe four guys and four other guys would come together and they would play each other and maybe whack some sort of ball back and forth with some sort of a mallet, like croquet or something like that.
But then it got darker.
There were riots involved.
People could get hurt.
Riker, I think at some point, got so hurt in Parisi's Squares that the doctor warned Dr. Crusher at that point, got so hurt in Parisi's squares that the doctor warned Dr. Crusher at that point,
said, you know, be careful because next time you're going to break
your neck and I won't be able to fix that so easily.
And then
in Star Trek Voyager,
the doctor,
the emergency medical hologram had created
a temporary holographic
sort of fake family, and
his fake daughter,
holographic daughter, played Parisi's squares and died. Died. And his fake daughter, holographic daughter,
played Parisi Squares
and died.
Died.
And they couldn't even fix her
with all of the medical technology
on Voyager,
supposedly,
according to this holographic thing.
I mean,
that's pretty scary.
Wait, the hologram died?
Yeah.
Yeah.
In the fictitious story
of the Dr. Cooney family.
Why can't you just fix the hologram?
I don't get it.
Actually, the episode is pretty cool.
You got to watch it.
It's kind of cool.
The way they sort of describe the difference.
Okay, I'm sorry I didn't watch seven different generations of Star Trek
to piece together this story.
I'm sorry.
It's all streaming.
I don't have the geek credentials.
It's all streaming.
You can get to it.
It's not too late.
Okay.
Anyway.
But the reality is,
I think Parisi Squares is something like hockey.
Something like hockey.
But I really don't know what,
because unfortunately,
it's never been shown on screen.
I would like to think
that it's kind of like the game Triad,
which was played on the Battlestar Galactica,
the original series back in 1978, 79.
That was a cool game.
But we saw people playing Triad on that show.
We never saw people playing Parisi Squares on Star Trek.
But tell me about this ion mallet.
Yeah.
And what would be the benefit of having an ion mallet?
Well, you know how Mjolnir Thor's hammer is like a serious mallet, right?
Well, you know how Mjolnir Thor's hammer is like a serious mallet, right?
So I imagine that the ion mallet was like an energy version of Mjolnir's hammer.
And what was happening is that this big fat energy ball of some kind is zipping around the court, right?
And you got to run uphill, downhill, round back and forth to get it.
And the only way you can get is to whack it with the mallet.
Kind of like the bludgers in Quidditch.
You've got the big things whacking the ball back
and forth because you don't want to get hit by one
of those big balls coming at you.
That's my guess. And because they're played
on spaceships as well as
in stadiums, they've got to make the mallet
small enough that you can carry them around.
Not just like big hockey sticks or lacrosse sticks.
So the ion allows you to change their size
and their effect areas
without having to make a very large piece of metal or wood.
Oh, interesting.
That's my guess.
Okay, so you know how much Mjolnir weighs for Thor?
Oh, you figured this out once, didn't you?
I did, but I got it wrong because I got out of heat.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, tell us.
Yeah, I calculated because they said,
this had nothing to do with that game or the person's question,
but you did mention Mjolnir of Thor's family.
You got to go with it.
All right.
Take it where it goes, Neil.
I did calculate it.
And in the Thor film, they said it was forged in the heart of a dying star.
And I said, well, we're astrophysicists.
We deal in dying stars.
So I got this.
So you can make a hammer out of white dwarf material,
but why stop there?
Neutrons.
You make it out of a neutron star.
That's right.
So I did this.
And I got the volume of Mjolnir
because I have a replica of it.
And so once you get the volume
and you get the density,
you get the total mass.
And it has the mass equivalent
of a herd of 300 million elephants.
Oh, that's all?
Okay.
So that's why the Hulk couldn't even pick it up.
Who's actually measured a herd?
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, just hold on. So that's why the Hulk tried to pick pick it up. Who's actually measured a herd? Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, just hold on.
So that's why the Hulk tried to pick it up,
but he couldn't.
Okay.
So I put this out there proudly,
and then it was like,
you're wrong, Dr. Tyson.
Mjolnir actually weighs.
This is an interesting usage of the word actually
about a completely fictitious object.
So apparently, Marvel issued a Thor trading card in 1991
that reported the precise weight of Thor's hammer
as 42.3 pounds.
Now, I think my answer is way better than that one,
even though it's wrong. Okay?
That must be a commemorative 42.3 pounds
because it's not quite the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
And I had a fan in the audience.
This fan said,
Dr. Tyson, on that card,
they didn't say which planet it weighed that much on.
I said yes.
That was good.
They were helping me out.
Wow.
It felt bad for me.
That's kind of cool, though.
It was kind of cool.
That's a really cool observation.
So that means it's all magical.
I mean, it's magical.
It's not a literal weight.
He really needs the power of honesty and integrity to lift it.
Worthiness.
Worthy, excuse me. Worthy is lift it. Right, right. Worthiness. Worthy, excuse me, worthy is the word.
Right.
There was actually a period of time,
a comic book series called The Unworthy Thor,
where for a moment there, he could not pick up the hammer
because he was briefly unworthy.
Ooh.
I suck so bad.
That's how they played it, Chuck.
That's exactly how they played it.
All right, let's keep going. I love that question. that question let's get some more all right you want to go
chuck go ahead dale bloomfield right uh dale's been quite busy with the questions but we'll
start with this one if we were able to high jump have a high jump event on the moon what height do
you think people could get to and also because it's stuck in track and field, obviously,
how big a field would we need if we had Javelin on the moon as well?
Chuck, this part's for you.
Chuck, nice.
Chuck, if you don't read this question out,
then the Eagles won't make the playoffs this year.
Well, thank God for you, Gary.
Thank God for you helping my Eagles out.
There you go.
Well, there's no atmosphere, but something can go through the air on the moon if you put in a force into it.
Now, the surface of the moon has a gravitational acceleration about one-sixth that of here on Earth.
So you could imagine basically you're going to be up in the air six times longer.
Yeah.
And so whatever you can add in terms of your ability to jump.
So right now the world record for high jump is about eight feet.
Yeah.
Right.
So if you jump eight feet now, but that's all the time you have in the air, multiply that by six.
And that's the minimum amount of gain you would
have. So, 48 feet. 48 feet. Wow. But because it's, yeah, because it's an acceleration,
and there's actually a quadratic term in the distance traveled. So, you can make a quick
calculation, you know, VOT plus one half AT squared, and you may wind up with higher,
depending on how much push you get off the ground with your muscles. Okay, Charles, I think you're wrong in one part of that calculation.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Here we go.
Astrophysicist slap down.
Charles, I'll meet you in the octagon.
Okay, here's why.
Play some pre-C squares.
Okay.
So, Charles, you would calculate the high jump by going from this person's center of mass.
And let's say the jumper is seven feet.
I think they're pretty tall, but let's just use round numbers.
So, their center of mass is, let's say, halfway up.
So, they're only going four and a half feet above their center of mass to clear the bar.
Okay.
So, now you take that four and a half feet, multiply that by 6, and then you get 24, 5, 6, 7.
So then we'll jump 27, 28 feet rather than the 48.
So I think that's how you need to do the calculation.
I'm pretty sure.
That may well be true.
Yeah.
Okay.
The other thing here is we've seen the Fosbury flop
as the go-to technique to get a world record here on Earth.
Do we think that that
technique, which is almost a vertical takeoff, could apply to that technique going that high
on the Moon with a jump? Oh, that's a great question.
Because would you then have to have a running and then try and kind of almost like fly over the bar?
Right. It almost becomes like a pole vault, right? The human body is going at such high altitudes
because pole vault is like 20 feet-ish
for the world record.
But clearly, whether it's your 30-ish feet
or my 40-ish feet,
it's still up at such a high level
that the human body's reaction or position
may have to be changed to be optimally good.
That's a great point.
Interesting point.
So Charles, what you're saying is I can twist my body go backwards over the bar in the short time that
i'm airborne correct i'm airborne six times longer i might be able to optimize for something else
yeah or just a minute now here we go they're Their forward... Oh, Charles, Charles.
Their forward motion is tuned so that they leave the ground such that they're at their highest point by still moving forward.
Right?
That's right.
But that's pretty close to the bar because they're not...
Right.
How long are they airborne?
But if you're airborne six times longer,
you're going to have to leave the ground sooner.
Yeah.
So the bar is over, like, on one side of the room.
You're on the other side of the room.
And when you land, you're all the way over there as opposed to inches away.
As opposed to inches away.
Exactly.
So it's much more of a parabolic arc.
Think about the floor routine in gymnastics where they do all the tumbles
and then all of a sudden a gymnast will just pop and produce a double somersault
and then land on their feet, right?
What if you took that kind of technique towards clearing a bar for a jump on the moon?
Because you get serious vertical loose.
They're able to do that.
The floor is sprung, I agree.
Right, it's because the floor is returning energy to them to do that. But then they're able to do that… The floor is sprung, I agree. Right, it's because the floor is helping them,
is returning energy to them to do that.
But then they're going to lose gravity.
You would have to do that same floor.
Look at Chuck talking about the physics of return.
No, it's right.
But you see, then…
We've got to get an honorary degree for Chuck.
So we get…
Chuck knows his physics, guys.
Of course he does.
Then you're balancing that sprung floor
and return of energy against the reduced gravity on the moon.
Correct.
Yeah.
So it's very interesting.
And of course, none of us have taken yet into account the fact that if you're actually on
the moon, you're not just launching yourself up into the air, you're launching your entire
spacesuit.
So you've got a lot more mass to work on unless you're sealed indoors in a habitat or environment.
So maybe three or four years from now, when we actually have a moon base with human beings living inside some building,
we'll find out exactly the answer to this question.
Nice.
Experimentally.
Cool, cool.
Guys, we got to take a quick break.
Okay.
This is StarTalk Cosmic Queries,
grab bag edition with our geek in chief,
Charles Liu.
We'll be right back.
StarTalk Cosmic Queries Sports Edition.
I got our geek in chief, Charles Liu.
Charles, you are professor of astronomy and physics
at City University of Staten Island.
Did I get that correct?
That is absolutely right.
All right.
So who's next on the question line there?
All right.
We got Jay Hunter.
These are Patreon exclusives that we'll move into for those of you who support us through
Patreon.
And by support, I mean give us money.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Jay Hunter says, what up, Chuck, Dr. Tyson, Dr. Liu, and Gary?
What would playing soccer look like on our neighboring planets?
What sports would be possible to play on Jupiter and Saturn?
Well, Gary, first of all, Gary,
what planet would you like to play soccer on?
Yeah, let's ask him that.
This one.
Okay.
Okay.
We're going to change the game completely
if we take it off world
because if we go to a planet where there is less gravity,
do we need a heavier ball?
If we have a heavier ball, can we actually kick it?
Are we going to be, if we use the similar ball, we can kick it forever.
So the field's going to be three miles by two.
And if the air density is much lower, then you're not going to get your Magnus effect.
Nope.
So you're going to get all those fancy kicks.
So there's a lot of things going against it.
It would need to be something close to the gravity and atmosphere
that we have here
on Earth.
For it to say,
for it to look like soccer.
Yeah.
Yeah, totally.
Well, hey,
you know what?
If it were on a planet
with lighter gravity, Gary,
don't you think that maybe
we could increase
the size of the field
and increase the number
of players per side?
That would work.
That would make it very similar.
That would work.
It's just the fact that at some point
you're going to have to cover distance
as an athlete
and you're having to cover more distance.
So, you know, maybe you could supplement that
by having more players on the field
at the same time.
Right, right.
Or you actually have co-teams.
So the field is big enough
where one team takes
one-third of one-half.
I mean, one-half of one-half.
The other team takes a quarter.
And then they're not allowed
to go into the other zones.
Oh, that would be perfect.
It's almost like two games
being played at the same time,
but they don't get to intermingle.
That sounds like a cacophony,
but still.
You know what it sounds like?
It sounds like whatever is going on,
whatever the circumstances of the planet,
the atmosphere, the gravity, and everything,
we should just invent new sports tuned for that planet.
Absolutely.
That's what it sounds like to me.
Now, that's a good idea.
What do you think of that?
Forget trying to take Earth sports.
Rather than port Earth sports there,
just invent a brand new thing.
Why not?
Yeah.
Hence, Parisi squares.
Or, you know, if we could actually fly on brooms,
we'd invent Quidditch.
Quidditch.
Right.
You have kind of three-dimensional basketball
if you're able to float or leap or do sorts of things.
So you've got hoops in different, you know, in a tube.
And they're on different edge surfaces.
So there's all sorts of things you could invent and play with.
I mean, we invented basketball, football, soccer, tennis, golf, etc., etc.
We can invent some new ones.
So, Charles, just remind us that about, I mean, Jupiter and Saturn are gaseous.
So how do you get around that?
Jupiter and Saturn are gas giant planets,
which means that their atmospheres take up a huge percentage of their mass.
The surface down at the bottom of, for example, Jupiter, this massive thing,
it's actually liquid.
It's liquid hydrogen, metallic.
So it's solid, but it's also liquid metallic, and it's kind of weird.
So playing on Jupiter or Saturn would be really, really hard.
Anyway, you'd all be crushed
by the atmospheric pressure
long before we even got down to the surface,
be it solid or liquid or metallic
or rocky or stone or whatever.
It'd be like trying to play
at the bottom of the ocean.
Yeah, that's right.
You're exactly right, Chuck.
So I would play near the surface.
I would play near the surface
at some atmospheric pressure
that would be similar to what we can survive.
But then you'd be up in the air.
There would be a gravitational pull, but there wouldn't be anything to stand on.
So Quidditch would indeed be an ideal thing to play there.
But you'd have to have some gas masks on because it smells a lot like methane and ammonia out there.
So, all right.
So we've already had a sporting event off-world, haven't we?
You mean golf on the moon?
Yes.
So, does that lead us to,
rather than competing against each other
with atmospherics that don't work for the human body,
is it not now a kind of projectile sport
that we enter into like golf?
It might be.
It might be. It might be.
I'll tell you what sport
I would like to play in space.
Just try it a little bit
and see what happens.
Cornhole.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Okay.
If you toss the thing
the wrong direction,
it misses by a mile
and it keeps going forever.
Right?
So it becomes almost like archery
with a beanbag.
Oh, archery is even,
is good too.
Yeah, except that if you miss and you hit someone's spacesuit,
that's not a very nice day.
Yeah, puncture the spacesuit.
How far away would you want the target to be if it were archery?
On a planet or on a moon with less dense atmosphere, less gravity,
what would you do?
Would you like…
Earth.
Yeah.
I'm putting a target on earth.
No, actually, let's see how good you really are.
Katniss.
That's hunger games right there.
Okay.
So I would say, actually, you don't move it that far because archery has the arrow moving
so fast that gravity only affects the overall flight
by a few inches or a few feet.
Good point.
So what you still want,
sort of your eye, hand...
You're not lobbing arrows on an arc.
You're just aiming straight now instead of lobbing.
So there's no parabolic trajectory.
There is, but it's a very flat parabola.
So that's what that is.
So I wouldn't change the distance that much,
but maybe the target size, yeah.
Okay, that's…
Plus, consider if you did want to change the distance,
it becomes much harder to be accurate
because the tiny angle off from the launched arrow,
that angle just gets wider and wider as you get out there
and you'll start missing targets completely.
So, yeah.
What's the use if it's easy?. What's the use if it's easy?
But what's the use if it's impossible?
There's the other side.
That's the other side of the argument.
Absolutely.
Yes, it is.
It is.
It's that balance,
which is when sports are balanced like that,
it's what makes them the great thing they are.
When it's impossible to achieve
or just too simple to achieve,
then it doesn't hold that greatness that we see with some of the sports.
And just quickly, we dangled one of the questions,
how far would a javelin go?
Yeah.
We're thinking that would go six times farther on the moon.
Is that right, Charles?
Yeah, I think that's right.
I would agree with that statement.
So, take the world record times it by six.
For the javelin.
It's about a hundred.
And put an unsuspecting astronaut on the
other end of the spear. Wait, wait, wait.
There's a technicality here because in
our lifetime, they added
an atmospheric drag
element on the tail of the javelin
so they can keep it in the stadium.
Yeah. They actually weight
because the javelins themselves are weighted
and they can maneuver the position of the weight
within the shaft of the javelin.
And they needed to bring it down because what they found was,
I can't remember his name.
Oh, no, I think it was Hungarian.
He was basically throwing it onto the track at the far end of the arena.
That's great as long as not people running on it.
Right.
So they had to redesign the javelins
so as they didn't fly as far.
Because they were throwing over 100 meters.
Right, but I'm saying,
isn't that an aerodynamic drag that they put on it?
Because if it is, then on the moon,
you're not going to have the aerodynamic drag.
You just simply need a bigger boat.
That's right.
But if you increase the mass,
then you reduce the velocity
that the javelin thrower can make.
Yes, you will.
Just to keep it in the stadium.
Right.
Okay, there you go.
So basically, it goes from javelins to small trees.
We're throwing small trees today, people.
Instead of saying to an athlete, keep it in the stadium,
you're saying, just keep it on the planet.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
And to Charles's earlier point, depending on the gravity of where you are,
if you did this on a comet or on an asteroid,
there are things we throw or hit that would actually go into orbit and would never
land. So you have to check
your escape velocities
and what the sport is for what
you're doing. There's no
little help when that happens.
When your
ball leaves the asteroid
just like, oh man, well,
game's over, guys.
Standing on a comet,
every single fastball
that Jacob deGrom throws
would go into orbit
or possibly even escape
into deep space.
Okay.
That's cool.
All right.
We got time for one more.
Okay.
Who's next?
Ryan Grentz.
Hi, Dr. C. Tyson and you.
I'm an avid golfer
and one of my favorite things to do is golf at high altitude.
So this is an earthbound.
This is here on earth.
We're back on earth.
Yep, we're back.
We're back.
All right, but this is a nice little twist.
High altitude in Colorado.
The ball goes 10% further and is a ton of fun to hit it as far as the pros do at sea level.
I have two questions on this.
One, is the ball flying
further due to the lower air pressure at higher elevations and therefore less air resistance?
Or is it due to the dryness of the air and lack of humidity that gives less resistance?
Second part of this question, what is the relationship between ball flight and altitude
as you go higher? For instance, if I hit a driver off the top of Mount Everest,
could I hit a drive thousands of yards only due to the altitude and not to the fact that the ball flight would be going downhill?
Thank you and can't wait to hear the answer.
Wow.
Great question. Wonderful question.
It also relates to why people in the Colorado Rockies baseball team hit more home runs on average.
people in the Colorado Rockies baseball team hit more home runs on average.
However, I will say, if I'm not mistaken,
based on what I remember from a previous conversation,
when he asked about humidity, humidity makes air less dense,
thereby making the ball go farther.
So what you want is high altitude
and high humidity.
And high humidity.
That's what you need.
So the drying,
the dryer he's talking about
is not an impediment,
but it's not helping.
Yeah,
but it's,
it's an impediment,
but it's compensated for
by just the overall
lower air density.
Right.
Right.
That you're getting
at a mile high.
Correct.
Do you agree with all that, Charles? Well, for the most lower air density. Right. If you're getting at a mile high. Do you agree with all that, Charles?
Well, for the most part, yeah.
There are so many different variations, right?
Because the atmosphere is not uniform.
And so you hit a gusher
or you hit a particular area
of high pressure or low pressure.
You can do that at any altitude.
So generally speaking, you're correct.
Now, the question about altitude overall
is very interesting, too,
because, like, if you do hit a golf ball from Mount Everest,
can it go thousands of yards?
Well, it turns out that the atmospheric density on a planet
is exponentially decaying, right?
So, for example, from here—
Exponentially reducing, when you say decay.
Yes, yes, it's going down.
So, from here up to, say, the top of Mauna Kea, which is in Hawaii,
right, the big island where there's a lot of telescopes, that's about 4,000 meters.
And the atmosphere there is about 60% of what it is here on the surface of the Earth.
Now, if you go up another 4,000 meters, that is to the top of Mount Everest roughly, then it goes down another 60% from there. So it's only about 35, 36% of the density of sea level.
So that's why people need oxygen up on Mount Everest
because the atmosphere is about 35% of that surface.
But you don't get like linearly going up
so that you might be able to hit the ball a thousand yards
if you're a really good driver.
But I don't know if you can
go thousands of yards because the atmosphere just doesn't quite drop that fast. Plus, you can look
at what the air resistance is on a golf ball and how much distance it takes off of your shot.
That's a great point. You just remove that air resistance and then you get the full
sort of symmetric parabolic shot. So it's not going to go up by factors, right?
Right.
Dimples on a golf ball actually use atmosphere
to allow it to float for longer periods of time.
So you may hit some sort of a turning point, right?
Where you keep getting longer and longer and longer,
but then at some point, the dimples don't do their work as well.
Exactly.
And you actually start losing the effectiveness
and you can't hit it quite as far
because the atmosphere is too thin.
That's right.
The dimples have nothing to work on.
The dimples have no...
Right.
So if we had a golf tournament on the moon,
the golf ball's design would be different?
Well, the dimples wouldn't be doing any good.
Exactly.
Yeah, the dimples would be irrelevant.
Yeah, there'd be nothing.
So there you go. Right. And cur post wouldn't do anything. Exactly. Yeah, the dip post would be irrelevant. So there you go.
Right.
And curving wouldn't matter.
You wouldn't slice a ball.
You wouldn't hook a ball.
The ball would just go straight from wherever you hit it
in whatever direction you went.
So you can't bend it around a tree.
You can't give it back.
Well, you could give it backspin, I guess.
Well, on contact with the ground, yeah.
Yeah, on contact with the ground.
You could give it spin. That's about it. Well, on contact with the ground, yeah. Yeah, on contact with the ground. You could give it spin.
That's about it.
You'd end up playing like a crazy golf.
Lunar crazy golf.
You'd have to hit it off a rock or a surface or use a crater.
Oh, wow.
Now, see, that's a three-cushion pull shot.
That's what that would be.
You know what?
That makes sense, though, because it's only going to go straight.
So, if you're shooting it at a target,
then what you could do then is figure out the trajectory from the target in order to get where
you want to go in the course that's interesting wow yeah that's safe billiards golf so now
billiard golf we just named it here it's gilliards
and so so so we are people who have time on our hands,
and then we go and invent stuff, like Gilead's.
Guys, we've got to take another quick break.
When we come back, more crazy sports cosmic geeky questions
from our Patreon fan base on StarTalk Sports Edition Cosmic Grab Bag.
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Cosmic Queries Grab Bag
with my friend and colleague,
Geek and Chief,
Charles Liu.
And of course, Gary and Chuck, we got there.
Charles, how do we find you?
What's your social media footprint these days?
I am at Chuck Liu, C-H-U-C-K-L-I-U.
My channel is The Luniverse.
It's like a podcast.
The Luniverse.
I love that.
I see what you did there.
Yeah, I know.
I thought it was a little bit cheesy, but everyone around me said,
no, it's the obvious.
I love it.
Cheesy because the moon is made of cheese or what?
Something like that, yes.
Now I'm hungry.
Okay, so where do we find your podcast?
Well, it's on YouTube at the moment,
and it's going to go to different places all around eventually.
But it's a lot of fun.
We talk to younger scientists mostly
where they're at the cutting edge.
I get to find out about them, not just about their science, but them as people.
Beautiful.
And we keep that wheel of education turning.
Absolutely.
From those coming up to those.
The wheel of education keeps turning.
Go.
Okay.
Thank you, Chuck.
I do know where we'll be tomorrow, though, Chuck.
Maybe journey, but I know.
It's in these wonderful young scientists.
They are great.
Our future is secure with these guys.
All right, who's next up with the question?
Go ahead, Gary.
It wouldn't be the same.
Thank you, Chuck.
It wouldn't be the same without Violetta.
So, Violetta.
Violetta.
Violetta.
Is she like 30 years old by now?
How old is Violetta?
This child's been asking questions. I think she was prenatal or something. Violetta. Is she like 30 years old by now? How old is Violetta? This child's been asking questions.
I think she was prenatal or something.
All right.
Wonderful.
So Violetta Raw is now 14.
14.
And goes under the title of Astrophysicid.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
That's awesome.
Astrophysicid?
Yes.
That's very good.
I love it.
I love it.
All right.
Wonderful.
Will we ever reach a point in the near future of sports
when it will not be physically possible
for any more world records to be broken?
If so, which sports do you predict
might get to this point first
and how far might we be from this happening?
Also, would we even know?
I mean, the human body can only be pushed so far,
question mark, and I need the science on this. Thank you. You're welcome. And she's a big fan
of the show, as I think we all understand. We had a show on this one time about prosthetics
aiding sports. And if you reach the limits of the human body would people still come out to see
the sport if no one is capable of beating a world record and then we said we'll just add
add stuff extra stuff you do stuff and then the for me the best answer to that was
in the limit then you're just seeing robots compete right and that's not the
same thing as seeing humans the human gets all the joints replaced by robot by robotic uh assistance
so so charles what do you what do you think of that question yeah i agree with that statement
it all depends on the rules of each game right the rules of each sport uh for example if you're
playing a sport today, you're allowed to
wear certain kinds of equipment. You're allowed to use certain kinds of tools, but you are not
allowed to use certain other kinds. If you have a bat, for example, you're swinging baseball with,
you can use a wooden bat, but you can't use an aluminum bat, right? You can have some pine tar
on it, but only a certain amount of it. Depending on the rules of the game, if the rules keep changing,
then world records will be able to be set without limit.
Provided they're changing in the favor of performance.
Yes, that's right.
Like we were just saying earlier, as javelins get heavier,
there's only so far you can throw them, right?
So it really depends on that.
So as far as humans are concerned, I feel like weightlifting is one of the most important ways that we can measure the
limits of humanity, right? What are weightlifters allowed to do? What are they allowed to use? What
techniques, you know, the chalk, the grip, the gloves, the body has a limit.
And then people will push the body by adding different kinds of training regimens.
Perhaps if they wish not to follow the rules,
they might add certain chemicals,
but then those chemicals are banned or not banned.
So it really depends on how much
and what you're allowed to do
that will determine the limits.
But I'm pretty sure that at some point,
weightlifting is going to be limited.
Okay.
Unless you allow robots.
Is weightlifting going to be
the first one
that we're going to see this limit?
In my opinion,
right off the top of my head,
I think weightlifting will be the first one.
Yeah, but you know,
when you think about it,
speed, our physiology,
there is a speed limit
for us as human beings.
So it's the same as in,
you know, you're looking at strength.
It's like our muscles can only do so much.
And then, of course, if you were able to exceed it,
then there's like immediate ramifications
for doing so in the body.
So that's another, you know.
So, you know, I'm looking at something like a microchip
that might be able to perhaps increase
like either the response times between your twitch
but then allow you to exceed that and not actually suffer suffer damage like those type of things can
also you know make us go past our speed limit right so the other thing is the other thing
charles we had usain bolt come along and destroy 100 meters world record, right?
Now, that caught everybody by surprise.
What's to say someone with a very different body shape
to the classic sprinter shape comes along
and destroys Usain Bolt's records?
Define destroy, though, Gary.
It's only by a few tenths of a second.
I was going to get there.
Just to be clear, people,
I think I first noticed this in swimming where they have touchpads that records your arrival time
at the end of the race.
It might be that the future of world records
is in the next decimal place
so that we peg ourselves at some number of minutes
or seconds and then tenths of a second. Then you go to hundredths, then maybe or seconds and then tenths of a second.
Then you go to hundredths, then maybe thousands,
and then tenths of thousands.
And the whole contest might be contested
in that added decimal place that we need
in order to see what the world record would be.
When my father ran track,
it was four people at the finish line with a manual stopwatch.
And they would click it when they saw the,
sorry, it's three people for each lane.
And they would throw out the high and the low
and they'd use the middle score.
And they're reading tenths of a second.
So you would know Usain Bolt would win,
but you wouldn't be able to measure how much he won.
So it's accuracy of time.
How you measure it.
So the other thing here is,
you swimming and use the 100-meter sprint,
it's not the fact that you run the time.
Then you now change a metric of saying,
I did it with less strides, I did it with less strokes.
If it's a high jump, I took less steps to get to my jump and then clear the bar. That
means I would... So if we're getting a stale part of world record and it's not being broken,
do we look at other parts of the event to look to see is that as categories of judgment? And then
I broke the world record with only so many strides in the 100 meters. Are we looking at
maneuvering in that way?
You know, I think what's even more interesting than what you just said, Gary,
is the fact that when you have people who have a different physiology enter a sport,
more people like that enter the sport.
So Usain Bolt is this lanky, you know, long-legged.
He's not just lanky, he's long-legged. He's not just lanky.
He's long-legged.
And he doesn't even look like he's trying.
But, you know, if you think about the history of that sport,
not a lot of guys looked like Tim.
A lot of sprinters were actually short.
You know?
And by the way, right in this moment,
I'm looking at a run of records of the last 12 world records
for the 100 meters.
And just to be clear, we say Bolt shattered the record.
He beat it by one-tenth of a second.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
It's a lot compared to other increments on the world record.
But in the big picture, it's still a tenth of a second. So what I'm saying, though, is imagine how many lanky Jamaican kids right now are running sprints because of Usain Bolt.
Imagine how many gangly kids are swimming because of Phelps.
Totally correct.
I mean, when you look at basketball, think about the origins of basketball.
I mean, let's be honest.
You look at those, think about the origins of basketball. I mean, let's be honest. You look at
those old films, it's a bunch of short white guys hanging around and then going for a cigarette
afterwards, you know? I mean, you know, and you look at the sport today, I mean, you know, a guy
who's 6'2 is considered small. So I... Yeah. There are all manner of body types out there not all of which were
imagined to excel in sports my father's among them i'll retell that story right now where he
was in his high school gym class and they're changing units and they say we're now going to
go to track and field unit they pointed my father to my father online and said uh cyril tyson right
there everyone look at him he does not have the kind of body
that would make a good track and field athlete.
And he said at age 15,
no one is going to tell me what I can't do with my life.
Good for him.
And he took up track and field from then on.
And he became world-class,
had the fifth fastest time in the world for his event,
which was the, it's not run anymore,
but it's the 600-yard run.
Yeah.
And so,
but anyhow,
just body types and things,
maybe one body type is good for it.
Maybe others don't know
they could be good for it
because you have other people,
other idiots telling you no.
Yeah.
So, yeah, I agree.
I agree all around.
Inclusive. Embracing. So, did we, I think we answered that question. There you go, I agree. I agree all around. Inclusive.
Embrace.
So, I think we answered that question.
There you go, Violeta.
Sorry, Violeta.
Yeah, we ran away with that one.
It's just a testament to our great questions.
Here we go.
I've got one here,
and we're going to throw it into the near future.
Okay.
Okay, Alejandro Reynoso from Monterrey in Mexico.
With the FIFA Football World Cup
coming up
in Qatar
in November and December of 2022.
Yeah.
Right.
How do we think
this will affect
the abilities of the player?
Now...
In 20...
Okay.
High temperature, low humidity.
What are we talking about?
With Qatar, we're blessed.
Because normally the World Cup is a summer event,
which would be brutal just to watch the thing take place,
let alone play in it.
Didn't they move it just for that?
Yes, they moved it to November, December.
So the thing is, in November, checking this out,
they have about an average temperature of 85 degrees Fahrenheit
and a humidity level of average 66%.
The heat index, you're going to like this, 91.4% Fahrenheit.
But don't forget, all of these heat indexes are measured in the shade with a light breeze.
So if you're stuck in the direct sunlight, right, and there's no wind, you're going to cook.
Now, adding to that…
Wait, wait, wait.
Just to be clear.
In midsummer, July in Qatar, it's like 105 degrees average high temperature.
Yes.
And in the month they're going to be playing, what is the average high?
85, 86, right?
So it's across November and December.
So the thing is, if you're in direct sunlight
and you actually happen to be exercising,
which would be a surprise for a footballer in the World Cup,
you can add another 15 degrees Fahrenheit to the heat index.
So the heat index is going to be about 106
for an athlete in the World Cup.
Now, if you drag it into December,
the temperatures go down to about 75 degrees Fahrenheit.
However, the humidity levels go up to 71% average.
So you've got that little kicker coming in.
You lose a little bit to that.
Yeah.
So it's either way you slice it,
it's going to be uncomfortable.
These heat indexes are based on people
who are in the shade,
like I said, with a nice breeze.
These are footballers that are out in the stadium.
The surface temperature on the field
will be close to 100 degrees
because it just sits and bakes.
There's not much breeze to cool the surface.
Now, you're in Doha, which is quite a populated urban city,
so there's not much chance of a lot of breeze in there.
So it's going to be a very, very challenging environment.
And I think the teams, the organizers, FIFA,
are going to have to look at hydration breaks
during either half.
You're going to have to look at...
I'll take a break in soccer?
There's no breaks in soccer!
There never used to be.
You were lucky you got half-time.
And so they're going to take hydration breaks.
They're going to have to look at development of a larger squad.
So they'll increase the number of substitutions that take place.
So the stadium is open air?
Yeah.
Generally, I mean, unless they've built some with roofs.
Let's hope to God they haven't because then, you know,
the amount of energy it takes to, you know,
cool a structure like that is ridiculous.
And part of the reason why it's, you it's untenable to play there in the first place
is due to the warming planet.
And let's not make things worse by figuring out how we can cool things off to play.
Here's a real suggestion.
Don't play sports in the freaking desert.
How about that?
See, the thing is, Chuck, all those numbers I've just
relayed are averages.
Now, we've
had a bit of a sizzling summer
in 2022, and so
has the rest of the world.
If there is some kind of heat wave, you can
bump those numbers right up.
So it's just let's be mindful of this is a challenging environment.
And I'm sure what we'll do is we'll find medical teams
from each countries that are participating
will have spotters looking at their players.
They'll all have some sort of GPS biometric data,
bio data coming back.
For hydration and everything.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
As dramatic
as soccer players are,
we're,
God help us all.
Just like,
oh,
oh,
oh,
oh.
My knee,
my knee.
I need a drink.
I do believe
I have the vapors.
Oh.
It's my fainting couch. That's my fainting couch.
I need my fainting couch.
Hey, dear.
It's so terribly warm.
So terribly, terribly warm.
Chuck, you have just made the World Cup so bloody interesting to watch.
All right, guys, we got to end it there.
Oh, man.
This has been fun.
Charles, it's always great to get you back in the house.
It is great to be here.
Thank you so much for having me.
And good to learn of your podcast.
Tell me the clever name again.
Loon.
The Looniverse.
The Looniverse.
L-I-U-niverse.
The Looniverse.
As in Charles Looniverse. The L-I-U-niverse. The L-U-niverse.
As in Charles' universe.
Yeah.
See what you did there.
Very cool. Well, again, I didn't do it.
People around me did, but I'll accept it.
We got it.
It's all good.
It was a good choice.
Chuck, always good to have you, man.
Always a pleasure.
Gary, love you, man.
Love you, too.
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