StarTalk Radio - Extended Classic: Zombie Apocalypse (Part 1)
Episode Date: October 28, 2016There’s no escaping the Zombie Apocalypse when Neil Tyson interviews World War Z author Max Brooks and epidemiologist Dr. Ian Lipkin. Now extended with 13 minutes of Neil, Bill Nye and Steven Soter ...discussing Carl Sagan and “Cosmos” in the Cosmic Crib.NOTE: StarTalk All-Access subscribers can listen to this entire episode commercial-free. Find out more at https://www.startalkradio.net/startalk-all-access/. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.
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Welcome to StarTalk, your place in the universe where science and pop culture collide.
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I'm your host, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
I'm an astrophysicist with the American Museum of Natural History right here in New York City, where I also serve as director of the Hayden Planetarium.
This week, my co-host is the one, the only, Eugene Merman. Eugene, welcome back.
Hello. Great to be back.
You like my co-hosts so often now.
I know.
Is that a good thing or not? I don't know.
I think it's a great thing for both of us and for the world mostly the world and then us you know this this
show topic is long overdue you know this is going to be about the zombie apocalypse yes the living
coming back to life well or never quite dying enough to be not dead enough. Yeah. And, you know, zombies, I have to admit, I am a little surprised how popular the genre has become.
How popular zombies are.
Yeah.
I don't understand it.
I mean, it's not like.
Well, are zombies the dead risen or are they simply sort of very sick people who bite and are powerful?
Or are they simply sort of very sick people who bite and are powerful?
So rather than me being the one who answers that, we thought I'd check with others who've thought long and hard about this.
Sean Penn.
We'll get to that in just a moment.
Because zombies, in fact, have been analogized to viruses, the spread of disease. And if you think of a disease not as a human being wanted to bite you with their limbs falling off,
but as the vector delivering vessel of a way to get sick.
As a tiny, invisible human being the size of a virus.
One way to do it. So we combed the land.
And we needed to find the most virus-fluent person we could.
And we came up with Dr. Ian Lipkin.
Doctor, welcome to StarTalk Radio.
A pleasure to be here.
I got to read your title.
You are like professor of epidemiology, neurology, and pathology at Columbia University.
And you also direct the Center for Infection and Immunity, which is a lab focused on microbe hunting and chronic diseases.
That, you know, and now I noticed you didn't shake hands with anyone when you walked in here.
I don't know what Petri dish you've been digging in before you arrived.
Yeah, at first I thought it was to save yourself, but now I realize it's to save me.
To save human beings from yourself.
And you're also director of the Northeast Biodefense Center.
I didn't even know such a thing existed.
What is that?
That's part of our role is to make sure you don't know who we are.
That's right.
But you're bio defending me, I would hope.
We are.
You ever consult on the movie Contagion?
Yes, many times.
What?
Did you do your homework before you came here?
No, I'm just guessing.
I mean, look at the thing.
Okay, so you're not only professor where you study this stuff, but you've been tapped by
pop culture for this expertise.
So how did Contagion do as a movie?
Did they get it right?
It did well.
No, no, I mean scientifically, did they?
It did well scientifically, too.
If you say so yourself.
Well, you know, I didn't have any of the back end, if that's what you're asking, but I was paid.
Always get the back end.
Yeah, well, I didn't know that at the time.
That's fine.
I know now. But actually actually it was fairly accurate we did not tackle zombies no not in the movie but but we wanted to
find out why they relate to each other at all in fact for this show i have you as my sort of expert
in-house scientist commentator on an interview that i captured with Max Brooks, who, if you're into sort of who's
genetically related to whom out there, he's the son of Mel Brooks, it turns out.
One of the top Brooks's in the world.
And I didn't know this guy is like one of the world's experts on zombies.
And it was my interview with him where I first learned of this sort of sociocultural analog
between zombies and disease.
And I bumped into him when we were at Comic-Con 2012 in San Diego.
Crazy place.
As crazy as I'd ever imagined it to be.
But let's pick up with my interview with Max Brooks.
And we've got Dr. Lipkin here to help us react to it.
Just to put Max Brooks on your radar, he's the author of the book The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z, which is an oral history of the zombie war.
And in fact, that book is becoming a movie titled World War Z starring guess who?
Matt Damon.
That's close enough.
Brad Pitt.
Brad Pitt.
One of the leading men of the day.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's check out my first clip and see where he takes us and leaves us in this story.
I based the zombie virus on AIDS.
On the transmittability.
On the transmittability.
Because I wanted to make it very hard to get, just like AIDS was very hard to get.
And therefore, from a storytelling point of view, the mistakes were made by us.
Because the truth is, let's face it, if in 1980 Reagan had gone on TV and said,
my fellow Americans, there's a disease that's real hard to get, but if you get it, it's going to be really bad.
Here's 10 things you can do to avoid it.
Boom.
AIDS would have been a paragraph in a medical journal.
So it's just some exotic cases.
Right.
It would have been, oh, remember that weird disease in the 80s?
We called it GRID.
So I wanted to make it about our mistakes.
You're saying we could have rendered AIDS extinct.
We could have made AIDS extinct with a pamphlet.
That's how we could have stopped it.
Because we're not talking about influenza.
We're not talking about Ebola Reston.
We're talking about something that's really hard to get.
Like airborne viruses, sneeze-borne viruses.
It's not cholera.
It's not waterborne.
It's so hard to get.
But through our mistakes as a society, we let the genie out of the bottle.
So this formed an infectious disease model for you.
Yeah, that was purely my model because I'm 40 years old.
So I'm a child of the AIDS generation.
Yay.
Okay.
So there's a zombie virus, I guess.
Right.
There's a zombie virus.
It's out there.
You just declare it and then you could treat it like it's a biological weapon, I guess. Right, there's a zombie virus. It's out there. You just declare it, and then you could treat it like it's a biological weapon, in a sense.
Right.
And my attitude is I'm not as interested in the origins as I am in the reaction.
Because, quite frankly, I don't care where AIDS came from.
You know, I love green monkeys.
Good for you guys.
But what I care about is how we reacted to it.
Doctor, this is the first time I'd heard zombies analogize to infectious disease,
and he went right out and implicated sort of AIDS as something that could have been stopped on the spot.
And I think I'd heard that in some other circles, but you live in this.
How do you see that assessment?
Well, if only that were true.
Oh, okay. So it's a little oversimplified.
So in 1981 to 84,
I was in San Francisco when this virus first appeared.
First of all,
it took us a while to figure out what it was.
And that's also true.
You're groping in the dark.
Right, right.
We have no idea.
And we were looking at whether or not people had
overexposure to different types of drugs.
And we had the wrong virus a couple of times
and we finally figured out what a couple of times and we
finally figured out what it was but even then i don't think a pamphlet would have changed the
course what if the pamphlet was huge like what if is it that it's just too small that's an
interesting thought i hadn't considered the possibility of a pamphlet let's say two feet
by four feet blanketing the united states no your issue is not that it wasn't read enough, but that even a pamphlet that was read perfectly would not have worked.
Because people already knew about STDs, and they didn't care about those.
STDs have been with us since the beginning of time, and I don't think they're going anywhere.
The Big Bang?
That's right.
That was one of the things.
That is the literal beginning of time.
He meant the beginning of humans.
Okay.
Give him a break here.
Herpes flew out of a star at Earth.
Big Bang might have been an orgasm.
Who knows?
We've got to take a quick break.
Thanks, God.
We'll come right back with Dr. Lipkin and my co-host, Eugene Murman.
We're talking about zombies.
We're talking about viruses.
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I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson.
I'm here in studio with Eugene Merman.
Hello.
Eugene, as always, tweeting at Eugene
Merman. Yes. Yes, I follow you. You make me laugh. Thank you. Not every single tweet,
but enough that I stay with you. Exactly. And I learn from you almost every time.
Joining me straight from Columbia, Columbia University, Dr. Ian Lipkin, who studies viruses.
This is what this man Does and does
He bathe every hour I don't know
Is he a walker I don't know what
Where he's been or where he's going
But he's an expert on this stuff and we
Left the last segment with my interview
With Max Roach
That's the guy from Little Rascals
Max Brooks
Max Brooks
He's a zombie expert and we analogize zombies
to the aids virus and you were concerned about how he oversimplifies this uh how rapidly it
it could have been um the spread could have been prevented i guess i want to go on record as saying
that i'm very concerned about zombies okay excellent they keep me up at night excellent
the only apocalypse any of us should ever actually worry about.
You've heard it here first.
So I guess a big challenge, you were in San Francisco when AIDS broke out.
And a big challenge there is finding the patient zero, I guess, right?
And at some point, this came from animals, right?
I mean.
Yes, 70%.
Animals other than humans yeah yeah 70 percent of
the diseases we're concerned about these emerging diseases uh come from animals like mad cow i guess
they well mad cow disease west now virus influenza rabies sars sars is an acronym for what uh severe
acute respiratory syndrome okay that means you don't really know. You kind of said it a little slowly where you were like, I could define it right now for everyone.
No, but it doesn't have a fancy name yet.
You're just spelling it out.
It's a pretty good name.
SARS.
It's not bad.
I like it.
It's catchy.
I would have a band with that name if I had to play music.
So all diseases aren't spread the same way, clearly.
And this must have been part of your greatest challenges at the beginning of this.
Yeah, so there are diseases that are spread through the blood supply
respiratory tract fecal material urine all kinds of ways and people do weird stuff with human
excrement people do very weird stuff right there's a lot of punk rockers in danger of getting a bunch
of weird disease right right so you gotta be on your toes for this. But the most efficient one is always blood.
That's the best.
That's my favorite.
If you really.
I mean, if I was going to give someone a disease.
If you want to be a virus.
But the other one, of course, is sexually transmitted diseases.
And they frequently is a lot of overlap.
Uh-huh.
Cool.
Because people, you know.
Yeah, but people don't exchange blood every day.
No, that's true.
As a typical.
Because they don't make bonds every day.
But they certainly do exchange other bodily fluids. Name four. For sure.'s true. As a typical. Because they don't make bonds every day. But they certainly do exchange other bodily fluids.
Name four.
For sure.
Just kidding.
Please don't.
So how did you go about finding, so the first AIDS was isolated when?
The virus.
Well, so the virus was discovered in 83, but I didn't discover that virus.
It was discovered really by.
No one's blaming you.
By a French team.
So I was an observer, but I was impressed by the fact that it took us so long to figure
out what it was.
How long had it been infecting people before you guys isolated it?
Oh, the first documented case of HIV infection goes back to 59, but it really surfaced in
a major way in 80, 81.
So you went back to 59 once you knew what to look for, and then you looked at the journals
of symptoms.
It's the royal we, so I didn't do any of that.
I got you.
It's science.
It's science, yeah.
Medical science.
Yes, yes.
My buddies, yes.
Yeah, your brethren in the community.
Yes, yes.
All right, so the earliest case is once you dig through the books in 1959, but it starts showing a big in early 80s, obviously.
You isolated in 83.
Then what do you do?
Along with new wave, not blaming, just saying.
Well, then the first thing you want to try to do is to develop a diagnostic test so you can figure out who has it, who doesn't yet have symptoms.
And you can protect the blood supply so you can test blood.
Oh, for blood donors, of course.
Yeah, exactly, for blood donors.
And then everybody starts focusing and trying to make a vaccine, right?
I remember having a conversation in 94 with some senior virologists who said to me,
you shouldn't work on HIV, Ian.
We're going to solve this one with a vaccine within the next six months.
So this is now 20-plus years later, and we're still nowhere near a vaccine.
So why were they overconfident?
They just had too high,
were their ideals too high
or did they think they were smarter?
They thought they were smarter
than they actually were.
This was really new.
I mean, nobody really had seen a virus
that had the ability to change its shape
so dramatically, so quickly.
Shapeshifting virus.
A shapeshifting virus.
But I'm glad they were cocky
about how quickly they could solve it nonetheless.
They're like, I've never seen this before, but I'm pretty sure I could definitely solve
Yeah, that is really cocky.
And so AIDS, from what I can tell about this, from what I could tell, what made it hard
is that you get infected, but you don't know you're infected for a little while.
So there's this period where you keep infecting people before you even know you're susceptible.
Exactly right.
And that period's years, like decades.
It can be.
Yeah.
Well, let's pick up my interview with Max Brooks, who has analogized for us the zombie
apocalypse with this spread of virus.
And my whole conversation with him was infused with these kinds of references.
And like I said, we met up with him at Comic-Con 2012 in San Diego.
Yes.
Let's check out
what more he has to say. In my stories, you have to get bitten or the virus has to get in your
bloodstream. You get sick, you die, then you wake up again. As a zombie. As a zombie. Your body has
been carjacked by the zombie virus. Wait a minute. If I'm bitten by a zombie, it won't kill me. I
have to wait to die for some other cause. No, no, no. It will kill you. It will kill me.
It will kill you within hours or days, but you're going down.
By the way, there's been about 110 billion people who have ever lived.
Not all those people are eligible zombies.
No.
Because their bone...
Oh, no, no, no.
You've got to be fresh.
It's not like suddenly the graveyards of the world are going to erupt forth.
Oh.
No, no, no.
How fresh?
Alive.
They've got to be alive and then die and then come back.
So really fresh.
Really fresh.
Like embalmed fresh.
Not even that.
If a zombie walks into a morgue, sounds like a joke.
Zombie walks into a morgue.
Zombie walks into a morgue, for some reason starts biting dead bodies.
Those dead bodies aren't going to come back to life.
They're gone.
Once you die, you die.
Literally, if I'm running from a zombie
and he's about to eat me
and I suddenly have a heart attack and die
and then he bites me,
I ain't coming back.
Okay, so zombies crawling out of graves
is the wrong image that you're...
No, no, especially because, let's face it,
how many people today are buried,
especially in America,
in these zinc boxes?
Oh, even if it was a wooden box,
they're not getting out no that's like
this a cemetery able-bodied human thermic can get out of a box that's it that's it that's it no i
always say a cemetery is one of the safest places to be because all the dead bodies are basically
locked up in safes okay so we shouldn't fear cemeteries anymore don't fear cemetery okay so
just to clarify you're a zombie chasing me. You bite me. I become a zombie.
Right.
I bite you.
And all my muscles are intact.
Right.
Step one, I'm a zombie.
I'm chasing you.
Step two, I bite you.
Step three, you get away and you go, oh, I got away.
Oh, but I got this nasty bite.
Step three, you get sick and die.
Step four, you wake up as a zombie.
And what's the time between dying and waking up?
It depends on how badly I've bitten you.
If I've, let's say, tore out a major blood vessel, you're going to die very soon. But if I scratch you, it may take days.
Gotcha. And so when I saw, I don't, forgive me, I don't even remember what movie it is
because there's so many zombie films out there. So one of them was their best friend got a
scratch and they knew he was a goner. And so he said, shoot me in the head now. So there's
an interesting dynamic tension because they're for your friend and they're not me a lot. And so he said, shoot me in the head now. So there's an interesting dynamic tension.
Right.
Because they're for your friend, and they're not yet a zombie.
And that, to me, is what's so powerful, because it builds the drama.
In the storytelling.
It's like, oh, my God.
I mean, it's sort of like, you know, you go into the doctor's office, and he tells you, you got something, and you're not going to recover from it.
But you've got six months to live.
You'll have six months, but you won't really be living.
Right.
You'll be thinking about dying.
Every day.
Every day Every day
So
My interview with
With Max Brooks there
So
Dr. Lipkin
You
The fundamental variance here
Is that some diseases
Have a longer incubation time
Where you are dangerous to others
Whether or not you know it
And that's
That's got to be
The worst kind of virus there is.
Well, it depends.
I mean, we have this.
He's got another one cooking up in his lap.
I don't know.
Ebola sounds pretty bad, too.
You're like, you have years where you can still make omelets.
That's not as bad.
Like, when blood comes out your face and you die, it sounds worse.
Yeah.
Often to me.
There are some viruses that cause very little disease, but they spread very rapidly and very easily.
And there's some viruses, I think, Eddie Murphy talked about herpes simplex.
You know, you keep it forever like luggage.
Keep it like luggage, you know.
You never get rid of it.
But most people don't die.
People don't normally die from herpes.
And Ebola is definitely a bad one to have.
My major concern with his.
What's your least favorite?
But if you're a zombie
This is sort of like a Ponzi scheme
Because eventually you run out of bodies
Right, right, right
So you bite somebody
It's a self-defeating virus
Yeah, it's a self-defeating virus
I'm just particularly concerned
Because once you know you are infected
Then a responsible person could keep their distance
They could
If you don't know you're infected
Just like AIDS
And you are infected
That makes you especially dangerous in society.
Isn't that correct?
It is true.
So, viruses have different lifestyles.
Some kill their host very rapidly, or they kill some portion of the host, like the respiratory tract, flu viruses, things like this.
But because they can always find another victim easily, they survive.
They evolve, and they take over, and they do quite well.
And they float out of your body through the air and sneeze and there you go exactly and now
when some of them are spread in fecal material and so forth you're like it's all we got to take
another break you're listening to star talk radio the zombie virus edition we'll be right back Welcome back to StarTalk Radio.
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I think so, yeah.
Good, I'm just confirming that.
Totally likable.
We're here with Dr. Ian Lipkin,
who's a professor of everything virally nasty at Columbia.
I don't know if that's on his business card, but Dr. Lipkin.
It probably says something clearer.
It looks scary.
Thanks for being on StarTalk.
We're analyzing sort of a zombie apocalypse,
but analogizing that to the spread of viruses.
And we've got clips from my interview with Max Brooks,
who's in fact,
he wrote the book on which,
you know,
zombie apocalypse stories have been based.
If somebody catches this interview in the wrong place,
they're going to think that you are really getting information about actual
zombies and how to actually survive. They just have to listen from the beginning. Yeah. view in the wrong place, they're going to think that you are really getting information about actual zombies. Actual zombies.
And how to actually survive.
They just have to listen from the beginning.
Yeah, well.
That's called the rewind button.
I look forward to the four that don't.
Let's go straight to my clip with Max Brooks.
And we talk about how you spread viruses, not through sex, not through kissing or other
traditional bodily fluids, but by the simple bite.
Let's find out what he says.
Sexy bite.
Why is the zombie compelled to bite you?
Why do they even care?
It's their biological imperative to spread the virus.
Through the eating, they're not ingesting nutrition, but it is an act that is familiar to their DNA.
They already know how to eat, and that's the best way to spread the virus is to bite.
So they're a perfect viral organism in that respect.
They are a walking plague.
They have no other point but to spread what they are.
They're literally a virus.
Okay, so why does it seem like, in some movies I've seen, where zombies attack a person,
and it looks like they want to eat them, like vultures around a carcass?
Because more than one of them don't have to attack the same woman. Right, no, no. And they are eating. They're not smart enough to know that if you eat
too much of the person, it won't be mobile enough to keep going. But there's nothing more primal in
the human mind than to eat, than to bring food to your mouth. That's it. We know that. Infants do
that. From infants. They bring it to your mouth even if it's not food. Exactly. And therefore,
the virus doesn't have to teach the zombie to do that so doctor the aids is transmitted sexually but it's a blood exchange at some level
correct it's at some level yeah all right so if you're if you have aids and you bite someone you
can give them aids through your bite in principle no no no oh okay not even a little what if you
bite their ding dong just curious that's that's the after hours show we can
try that so but but clearly though rabies is among those that are bite transmitted that's the way
it's typically transmitted so it's a saliva to blood right so the virus grows very very high
levels in the salivary glands so it's in the saliva and one of the things that happens as
as animals get into the later stages of rabies is that they have difficulty swallowing.
And they also become very aggressive.
And they bite other animals, not to eat them, but again, just because they're aggressive.
So this feature of the virus changing the behavior of the host is in the service of the survival of the virus.
Yes.
The propagation of the virus.
That's certainly a way of looking at it.
If people had rabies, would they want to bite people?
Yeah, that's a good question.
Well, that hasn't, you know, there aren't a lot of people
who've been observed in those stages of rabies.
Like rabies colonies, right.
Most of the time, yeah, most of the time.
That's something we should do with prisoners, just to see.
That's right.
Okay, Eugene.
Most of the time, it's like just dogs.
Just an idea.
Yeah.
So that's interesting.
So had that virus triggered dogs to rest peacefully in the corner, then the rabies virus would render itself extinct.
Probably so.
Wow.
So all the variations of the rabies virus, the one that makes you want to bite other dogs or other mammals,
that's the virus that propagates itself.
That's the evolutionary sound.
So the virus, for a virus to succeed, it can't kill all of the hosts before, and it certainly can't kill the host in which it's living until it has an opportunity.
Because it's rude?
Until it has an opportunity to jump into a new one.
Yes, you have to live long enough to spread it.
Right, exactly.
Otherwise, it will die out
Because I heard that
That's true about cholera, for example
If cholera is too effective
You can't even move to another place
And infect someone with it
So the virus kills you and nobody else
It's got to just have a little bit of time delay
Yeah
But the other thing that cholera does
Which is really interesting
Is that it causes diarrhea
Yeah So that lots of viruses spread out into the environment cholera does which is really which is really interesting is it it causes diarrhea yeah so that
so that lots of viruses spread out into the environment so that it can find new hosts into
the water supply and everything purposefully doing right so well i guess the the cholera that made
you constipated uh would die wouldn't do very well that made you poo lives. Right. That's its slogan if it had a chance to have a slogan.
Poo to live.
Yeah, poo to live.
It's a slogan.
I'm just trying to help cholera market itself.
I can't get that out of my head now.
Viruses with slogans.
Yeah.
Eventually, they're going to have to fight each other once they kill us all.
So, professionally, what viruses are you guys most worried about today?
It's the 21st century.
Just top three in order.
What is it?
HIV.
Still.
Still for me is the big one.
That's too bad.
I mean, it's still out there.
More than something like Ebola
or things that make you bleed out of your face
if you look at someone or however.
How does it work?
Well, if you're asking me what bothers me most
in terms of the state of the world,
it really is HIV.
It's HIV.
And number two would be influenza.
And number three would be the one i
don't know about because we're seeing new things all the time and one of the greatest sources of
unknown viruses is other mammals yeah and that's a reminder how genetically we're related we're
related to them because if you can jump species as far as the virus virus is concerned, it's just another kind of mammal, right?
That's correct.
We're not going to ever catch Dutch elm disease.
I have a question.
Hold that for the break.
After the break, you're listening to StarTalk Radio.
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We're talking about zombies.
We're talking about getting bitten and dying.
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Now, today's subject is zombies, viruses.
So I've got the zombie expert in clips that we obtained
from my last trip to...
You recorded him at Comic-Con.
At Comic-Con.
And so I got that side of it, and I got the viral side of it with Dr. Ian Lipkin from
up at Columbia University, one of the world's experts on viruses and how they transmit.
And could you just give us some Virus 101 here?
Are they alive?
And what the hell are they?
Just, you know, in 30 seconds, can you do it?
In 30 seconds.
Actually, why don't we start off with the Max Brooks clip?
Because he's going to talk about the science of zombies, and then we can talk about the science of the virus.
I'm looking forward to this.
Coming right after that.
Sure, let's do it.
Let's hit that clip with Max Brooks.
Check it out.
Now, I assume you saw that research paper on zombies that came out maybe a year ago or so.
It treated zombies in a predator
prey calculation. Did that get a lot of mileage in your circles? Oh yeah. No, what I love is that
you're starting to get genuine thinkers. You're starting to get genuine academics and smart people
who are really looking at a zombie plague from an academic point of view. There was a Canadian
mathematician who did a model, a mathematical model of how the zombie virus would spread.
I thought it was brilliant.
I think that was the paper I saw.
Yes, yes.
There's a gentleman from Harvard, Dr. Steve Schlossman, who wrote a book on the brain patterns of zombies.
And he described it.
Now, what is, now, come on.
Is this from the medical school?
Yes.
The Harvard Medical School?
Harvard Medical School.
And I mean, look, you've got to give him a break.
I mean, it's not like he went to Yale.
All right. So what is he imagining is the brain pattern? And I mean, look, you've got to give him a break. I mean, it's not like he went to Yale.
All right.
So what is he imagining is the brain pattern?
Well, he describes it as the crocodile brain.
He describes that the frontal lobes of the zombies have deteriorated and the higher brain functions have gone with them.
And it's the lower brain functions, the more basic.
Basic survival.
Right.
Eat.
Eat and move, which is what a crocodile brain is, and that's why he calls it that.
Is that why crocodiles don't have foreheads?
I've never asked one.
I've never gotten close enough to ask one.
Dr. Lipkin, what is a virus?
I'm still trying to get my brain around a crocodile brain.
A crocodile.
A virus is a piece of a piece of Genetic information
That's wrapped up
In protein
We used to call
The very famous
Virologists
Once referred to
A virus as a
Piece of bad news
Wrapped up in a
Protein coat
What they do is
They inject
It's evil beef jerky
Evil
Very evil beef jerky
Why can't you
Have good viruses
You can have good viruses
Alright then
So don't implicate the entire group.
What's the best virus?
Is there one that makes you super strong or you can fly?
How about a virus that makes us smarter?
Why don't you come up with one of those?
Or like a spider who is also a man.
Just an example.
That's terrific.
I'll get right to work on it.
I'm sure Columbia would be excited about the intellectual property with that one.
Yes.
If you make an actual Spider-Man, you then re-own, you get it from Stanley.
Now, viruses are much, much smaller than bacteria, right?
Yes.
Like a thousandth the size or something.
There's some large ones now that have been discovered recently that you can actually visualize under a microscope.
Like the size of an antelope or a human foot?
Of a hangnail, because that's what the rest of us do under a microscope.
But they're so small.
Most of them are very, very small.
That creates one of the challenges of dealing with them, I guess.
So what they do is they go into a cell
and they hijack the machinery of the cell
and they turn the cell over to their own design.
So they start making genes and proteins
and basically hijacking the cell.
They're not only evil, they're diabolical.
They are diabolical.
They're the Saddam Hussein of whatever that would be in analogy.
No, Brian Mallow, who's called a science comedian, one of my favorite jokes of his was a virus walks into a bar.
The bartender says, sorry, we don't serve viruses.
So the virus turns him into a bartender that does and then orders his drink.
A little bit of bio humor there.
But most viruses that you care about are the bad kind, I presume.
Yes.
And so what does the CDC do, the Center for Disease Control?
Are they protecting us or is it only you with your organization up there?
I'm certainly not going to touch that one directly.
So the CDC has, they have had a mandate to protect us against all sorts of things, including tracking viruses all over the world, bacteria, ensuring the safety of the food supply.
Tracking viruses.
So you've got to know where they're coming, where they're going, so you can put a gate there, presumably.
I mean, a metaphorical gate.
Yeah, we have to be able to figure out where they're coming from, where they're going, how they're evolving.
North Korea.
How we can, right.
You know, we haven't looked for viruses in North Korea.
Because you can't get there.
You can't touch this.
An interesting idea.
Let's go.
The three of us in my jet.
So there could be viruses brewing that you know nothing about because they haven't actually
spread to noticeable places yet.
We estimate that there's somewhere between 500,000 and a million viruses that are yet to be discovered. Well, get to work places yet. We estimate that there's somewhere between 500,000
and a million viruses that are yet to be discovered.
Well, get to work, man.
So it's a growth industry.
When we come back to StarTalk Radio,
right now, I mean, we're learning about the biology of viruses
and why they're bad,
and I didn't know that there were some good viruses.
I know, I can't wait to find out about two good viruses.
We're talking with Ian Lipkin,
and I, of course, got Eugene Merman for StarTalk. Welcome back to StarTalk Radio.
I'm your host, Neil deGrasse Tyson, your personal astrophysicist.
By the way, I also tweet the universe.
Don't expect them to contain current events, although they occasionally do.
It's mostly cosmic brain droppings, really.
That's all it is.
I've got Eugene Merman here, my co-host, and the continued clips from my interview from Comic-Con with Max Brooks, who's the world's leading authority on the non-existent thing called zombies, which we've analogized to the spread of disease.
Self-appointed, but agreed.
Self-appointed.
I've got Dr. Ian Lipkin here from Columbia.
And let's go straight to my final clip with Max Brooks.
I think he was talking about if you know you're going to die, what does that do?
What anxieties descend upon you?
Let's find out.
So why is it that the zombies are always, they look like they're in pain as though they had died a horrible death?
Right.
Well, for me, the slouching thing from a storyteller point of view, it builds the drama of anxiety.
Because, you know, the difference between fear and anxiety.
No, I don't know.
Tell me.
Well, for me, it's the difference.
I know literally, but surely there's a storytelling.
Well, in my mind, the difference between the reason I don't do fast zombies, it's the difference
between getting shot and getting cancer.
You're attacked by a fast zombie, you'll be dead before you know it.
But slow zombies, you can outrun them.
It's a tortoise and the hare.
But you know they're coming.
You board up the windows and doors of your house and they're banging.
So it's all about exploiting the anxiety as you tell your story.
Yes.
It's about pulling out that anxiety, those sleepless nights of knowing that it's coming for you.
That's diabolical.
You're an evil man.
I'm just expressing my own obsessive compulsive neuroses.
Because every time I see zombies struggling down the street, I say to myself, why don't we make a zombie that can run?
Right.
And outrun you.
But that's no fun.
No, and they do.
And there's plenty of fast zombie movies.
But to me, that's not scary because it's over.
You're done.
It's the difference also, like, when you skydive, you say, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
Boom, you're on the ground.
When you scuba dive, there's plenty of time to think of all the ways you can die.
When you scuba dive, there's plenty of time to think of all the ways you can die.
So if you are so much faster than zombies, why do they always catch up to people?
You underestimate them.
You always think, I'm going to sprint.
And then you tire yourself out and you go take a nap. And you get some distance and they're over the horizon.
Right.
And you get complacent.
And then you go take a nap and you wake up and you're being eaten.
This whole zombie thing could be solved by simply going to Martha's Vineyard.
Is that right?
For what it sounds like.
I've been there once, but I, so Dr. Lipkin, do we underestimate the threat of viruses
in our culture?
I'm sure you don't underestimate them because you work with them daily, but do you think
other people are too complacent and it'll catch up with us?
Well, if we don't fund research on viruses, we're going to be in difficult straits.
We'll all vote to fund it.
Are there any good viruses and what do they do?
Yeah, yeah.
So we heard about bad viruses.
There's got to be some.
All viruses can't be bad.
No, no.
There are people who are now using viruses to introduce genes for people who have disorders
like Alzheimer's and diabetes and Parkinson's and using viruses to introduce genes for people who have disorders like Alzheimer's and diabetes and
Parkinson's and using viruses to make vaccines. And there's a very cool story.
That's because viruses are cleverer than we are about how to make that happen.
Well, we know we engineer them. We put things into them and use them as delivery vehicles.
Right. Because they know how to get in a virus and mess with the DNA in ways that we can't.
Right. And they can produce some product that's useful. And there are people who are using viruses now to purify things like gold and to make
electric circuits.
So they're being used now for nanotechnology.
So viruses are very interesting.
So this is the basis.
You can use a virus to make better gold.
Sounds safe.
You can make viruses that will specifically bind to gold or platinum, and you can flow seawater over them and capture it and concentrate it.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's alchemy.
So viruses is our future.
And you've never, you ever steal a virus and put it in someone's soup?
Not like a deadly one, but just like, I don't like you and I'm going to make you sick forever.
They tend to die in soup.
Well, maybe a gazpacho then?
Cold gazpacho.
Solutions.
I'll help you think of a solution.
So a virus, so that's extraordinary.
So the future of virologists is one not only of curing disease, but of transforming life.
Where alchemy left off, virology picks up.
Apparently.
Yes.
He answered yes to that question.
I know.
It's true.
Viruses are great.
They're the best.
I'm going to get a bag of viruses and sift through it asking them questions.
Okay.
So now we need viruses to fight other viruses maybe.
True.
Now here's something I always wanted to sort of confirm.
We create antibodies to viruses when we're exposed to them at a very low level, correct?
That's correct.
Okay, so why doesn't that work for every virus that we've ever found?
Because there are some viruses that we haven't seen before,
so we can't mount immune responses to them.
Now, fortunately, we have recently discovered,
and you should tell Max Brooks about this,
a virus that kills zombies.
And we plan to disseminate this virus.
What's the virus? is it like spinach is it a fake virus or is it a real virus that prevents people from coming back from the dead
but i promise we're not going to do this but prior to the release of his movie oh yeah there you go
you do it after and then everyone goes to interview him for how to secure the zombie i'm sure the
movie has its own solution, uh, like,
you know,
cutting people's heads off.
Yeah.
Something,
a nice,
simple solution,
blow up the head.
Everyone's fine.
So doctors,
anything,
we're running low on time.
Anything that we,
you need to tell us,
tell our listeners from the point of view of someone who plays with deadly
viruses daily.
Support our work.
Support.
Nothing more ominous could be said.
Not wear a condom.
Not wear a condom.
Not wash your hands.
Everyone knows to wear a condom.
Everyone funds someone trying to cure wearing a condom.
That's what he's saying.
You give me money, you don't need any more condoms.
Thank you, Dr. Lipkin, for being on StarTalk Radio.
A pleasure.
Now we know how to kill zombies and stay more healthy.
You've been listening.
And Eugene, you're always good.
You've been listening to StarTalk Radio, brought to you in part by a grant from the National Science Foundation.
I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson.
As always, I bid you to keep looking up.
Looking up.
When we come back, we'll have special guest Stephen Soder,
who co-wrote both Cosmos series with Anne,
and also Bill Nye the Science Guy.
All three of us happen to have been impacted directly by Carl Sagan.
Hear more about how and why when we come back. Welcome to the Cosmic Crib section of StarTalk Radio.
We're here in my office at the Hayden Planetarium,
where during the Cosmic Crib segment,
we just chew the fat.
Whatever that fat is.
But it's usually cosmic fat.
It's more of a gristle.
Gristle.
It's connective tissue.
That's the voice of Bill Nye.
Bill, thanks for coming into the cosmic crib.
And I also have Steve Soder.
Steve Soder, thanks for coming in.
Great to be here.
He's a friend and a colleague, and he's worked on both Cosmoses.
Is that the plural of Cosmos?
Cosmo?
Cosmo. 1980, he was a co-writer with Andrew Ian and Carl Sagan. he's worked on both Cosmoses. Is that the plural of Cosmos? Cosmi?
1980, he was co-writer with Andrew Ian and Carl Sagan,
and he was co-writer in Cosmos' Space-Time Odyssey,
which I had the privilege of hosting.
So just want to get back to you, because we're just chilling here.
So, Bill, you are CEO of the Planetary Society,
co-founded many moons ago by Carl Sagan himself.
Yeah, in the winter of 1979,
1980. So people
like to say 1980. I got it in the mail.
That was the state of the art. You got a letter.
Hey, you want to join the Planetary Society?
It's a world organization.
But it was a letter, so there was no voice in it.
You made up that voice. Yeah, I did.
And so it was...
It sounded cool. That was the voice you imagined the letter would have. It's a that voice. Yeah, I did. And so it was, it sounded cool.
That was the voice you imagined the letter would have.
It was a radio voice.
It sounded exciting.
So you joined the planetary society and now you are CEO of it.
So I've been a member since 1980.
And just give me a two-sentence mission statement.
Well, what we do is advance space science and exploration,
empowering citizens of the world
to know the cosmos and our place within it.
There it is.
And this is a lot of the spirit
that Carl Sagan brought to his
work professionally and the public.
The key word for me is
there's two, I guess
there's three key words. Advancing
space science, advancing
exploration. And this is something that's on key words. Advancing space science, advancing exploration.
And this is something that's on my mind a lot right now is we're stuck in a space program that either is doing the same thing it's done for a long time or is doing science.
It's going out with specific science goals to make measurements.
Predetermined.
Instruments designed to do a specific thing, measure specific things,
which is a worthy undertaking to be sure.
But there's some great value,
and this is what we're trying to bring to the world now.
There's great value in just exploration.
Go out there and just look.
Look, observe, and take measurements.
It sounds like I think it was Einstein who said,
research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
So at some point you want to go out there
and just not even have an objective, just explore.
Well, the objective would be to take as many pictures as you can,
to measure as much radiation as you can,
to measure as many temperatures as you can,
to measure chemical.
But that's observation
that's what you would do if you had your five senses engaged yeah yeah or senses in addition
to those provided by the methods and tools of science yeah like we can see in the infrared
instruments exactly and so my claim is uh and i talk about this carl sagan alluded to it a little
bit but if we were to discover evidence of
life elsewhere, it would utterly change the world. Now, this, I'd really like to hear
Steve Soder's view of this. In our day...
But part of it, so part of it is, in there is kind of the romance of discovery.
Oh, absolutely.
And this is, and all of Sagan's writings are filled with this coming and going. And so, Steve, you've been a collaborator
with Carl on major projects. So how would you say, what was the split in terms of romance versus
content versus, how did that like shake out? Well, the romance was there, but it was always firmly rooted in the science, in the reality.
So you're saying, but that requires some kind of teasing out of it,
because a whole lot of scientists don't know how to speak romantically about their topic.
Which makes me wonder about them.
No, seriously.
Don't you, when you make a discovery, this is another phrase I use continually now,
is joy of discovery.
When you feel that joy of discovery,
that's when you want to,
that's when your passion comes out.
That's when you want to explore further.
And what was Carl Sagan's edict?
When you're in love.
When you're in love, you want to tell the world.
Tell the world.
Right.
No, that's perfect for him.
That describes it.
I'm not sure they'd go with the word edict, but I
follow you. Yeah, edict is a commandment.
It's too many of those words
describing those kind of phrases. It's an inspiring
sentence thing. Right, thingy.
Right. So, Steve,
can you compare the first cosmos to the
second?
Well, technology's changed, so...
But in terms of creating it, writing it, thinking it up... Oh, yes. There's got to be a lot that's the same. Yes, uh, in terms of the subjects? No, in terms
of, of goals. Let me ask you this. Steve, was it your idea to do Eratosthenes?
This is the original Cosmos. Yeah cosmos I don't remember
It may have been
I wouldn't be surprised
The first person to measure the earth
To within maybe 4%
He got it within a few percent
With shadows of sticks
May I say, dude
Yeah, this was good
To measure the circumference
Demonstrating
That earth is a spherical object.
Yes. Not just demonstrating that it's a sphere, which a lot of people already knew
because you could see its circular shadow on the moon during an eclipse.
Wait, wait, wait. Just to be clear.
He throws it out like...
Just to be clear, a disk will leave a circular shadow on the moon as well.
A flat disk.
Only if it was presented.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
A disk will leave a circular shadow provided the sunlight is angled. A flat disk. Only if it was presented. Hold on, hold on, hold on. A disk will leave a circular shadow
provided the sunlight is angled in the right way.
In every eclipse.
Every single eclipse, no matter the
configuration, you got it.
And so the only thing that leaves a circular shadow
in all ways is a sphere.
So a lot of educated
people then knew that the Earth was a sphere.
But he measured the size, which is
a more stupendous achievement.
Based on a note.
Measuring shadows. I'm walking down the street
and I notice that where I live
on the longest day of the year,
sticks cast no shadow and you see the bottom
of the wells. Your friend, stranger.
Yeah, yeah.
What the heck? So that mumbled
note is, of course,
where must the sun be if you're going to see
the bottom of a well?
It has to be exactly directly overhead.
Right.
Otherwise every other angle is illuminating the side of the well and not the bottom of
the well.
And so he's got this in the back of his head.
So in one part of the Earth, this happens on one day of the year.
You know, I'm going to wait for the longest day of the year.
I'm going to walk outside.
Yeah.
I'm going to take a look at that.
Yeah, yeah.
He's got to be thinking.
Yeah, the whole, in the background.
So that must mean that all the devices that distract us daily are not good for this kind of discovery.
I'm sorry, what?
So there are people right now, and I'd love to get your comment.
This is a tangent.
People who are obsessed with meditation and getting this laser focus on a flame, a candle flame or whatever.
I thought people who meditate are more introspective than extrospective.
That was my sense of it.
What I was going to claim or argue or wonder about is what's going on in the background.
That's how I think Eratosthenes worked this problem.
That note stuck with him for months, who knows, maybe years.
And it was back there, just kind of, why would that be, just while he's eating dinner and thinking thoughts?
But it's one thing to describe a story such as this.
But it's another thing for the storytelling to carry depth of emotion.
And there are scenes then, and even in the current cosmos where I tear up.
And I can't be the only one out there for whom this is occurring.
And so Anne, of course, is a big force in this.
Because you talk to Anne, I tear up almost no matter what she's talking about.
But you guys, so just through Steve Soder and the other astronomers at Cornell, like Steve Squires and Jamie Lloyd, Jim Bell, I've been asked to do the astronomy lecture.
You know, I'll do one astronomy lecture, and I say to myself, the class lasts until 12.05, right?
11.15 to 12.05.
I get around 12.01, 12.00,
and I go, I hope I can do this.
I start to tear up.
I start to...
Because I'm in the same room.
The seats are upholstered in the same color.
Everything's the same as when I was there.
There's some fancy push buttons at the chairs
that didn't exist,
but man, it just gets
to me every time. Emotional buttons, I mean, there are a lot of ways to do that, obviously.
In one particular case, as I don't know how much the public knows, that Anne and Carl,
Anne Drillian and Carl Sagan, fell in love during the making of the original Cosmos. That's right.
Okay, and so now you are the third leg in this collaboration. And I think they can't have been easy.
Well, actually, they disappeared for about two weeks
during the initial project meetings for the Cosmos.
They were in Paris, deliriously in love.
Okay.
Can't stop the love.
Love is, if it's happening.
So the production team was meeting in Los Angeles, sitting around a big table, and they were all looking at me.
Well, Steve, what is this going to be about?
Okay.
So you were in charge for two weeks of Cosmos.
No, but Steve, you organize things.
You have a vision, right?
Some of it. Steve, you know things. You have a vision, right? Some of it.
Steve, you know what my problem is with you?
When I say, what do you know about this?
You say, only if you know everything about it
will you say that you know something about it.
That's my problem.
I envy him in that way.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, if you know something about something,
you say you don't know anything about it. That protects you. That protects your... It's cautious. In Carl's absence, I then
threw out a few ideas that I thought may be the kind of thing he wanted to be in the show. Okay.
Some of those actually got into the show. Like what? Like what? Well, can we cut for a second?
Yeah, sure, sure, sure. We'llhmm. Thank you. Oh, okay. Yeah.
We'll cut that.
All right.
We've got top people working on this.
Go on. Yeah.
Well, like, one was the story of Flatland,
imagining the fourth dimension.
Let me people living in two dimensions, Flatland.
Right, right.
The Edwin Abbott story.
Yeah, 1880s story about people living in a two-dimensional world
who can't imagine a third dimension.
And it was a metaphor for us living in a three-dimensional world who cannot imagine a fourth dimension.
But we can see its shadows if we're very clever and think about what they might look like.
This is the kind of stuff that blows people's minds.
Yes, yes.
And so Carl went with that and told that story.
Well, I'm glad that story was in there because it was played well and that was good.
So in the current Cosmos,
which of the historical stories
are you most proud of for putting in?
Cosmos is a space-time odyssey.
Can we have another break? Yeah, sure.
Okay, what's your question?
Did you turn it back on? I didn't understand.
We got all of that, right?
I got everything here. I just said you turned it off.
No, I was almost going to turn it off. I was just going to add time.
Katie, I mean Leslie. Yes just said you turned it off. No, I didn't. I was almost going to turn it off. I was just going to add time. Katie, I mean Leslie.
Yes.
You look like Katie Perry.
Are you keeping track of time?
I'm keeping track of time.
We've got about another 30 seconds here.
Okay, so you ready?
The timer stopped the clock, and I didn't know when it started.
There are a lot of them, but one is ready.
I'll re-ask the question.
Okay.
So what are you most proud of in the current cosmos as co-writer?
Well, quite a few things, but one was getting in the story of Ibn al-Haytham,
who was, a thousand years ago, an Arabic scientist living in the Middle East,
who was the first to understand how we see, how we form images in the eye.
That sight is not an active phenomenon, it's a passive phenomenon.
Before then, people had thought that we sent out kind of like radar beams to feel the environment
and they would bounce back, and we felt by touching, but no, he realized that it was
completely passive.
And he's actually on one of the monetary notes in Iraq.
Yes, he was.
But in the course of writing this and doing a little research, we discovered that he also made the first articulation of the scientific method, the experimental method,
and a caution that you should not just listen to what the authorities of the past have said, but look at what the
real world is telling you, and to also question your own prejudices, to be aware of your own
predispositions because they could bias you in a direction that will lead you away from
the truth.
This is 1600 years before Francis Bacon writes about this in his philosophical writing.
This is about 1000 AD, so we had to put that in. Oh sorry, so this is about 600 years before Francis Bacon kicks this in.
Right, and this was at a time when the Arabic world was the center of
science and then of course it all fell apart. Well I'm glad we did that story.
I felt good about that. Guys, we're out of time. The crib conversation.
We cannot do this forever.
Thanks for including me.
Let's change the world, people.
All right.
This is Neil deGrasse Tyson
signing off
from the Cogs of Crib.