StarTalk Radio - StarTalk Live! Exploring Our Funky Solar System
Episode Date: March 28, 2013Join Neil deGrasse Tyson and astrobiologist Dr. FunkySpoon as we explore our surprising, funky Solar System, from Mercury to Pluto and what lies between. With Eugene Mirman, Sarah Silverman and Jim Ga...ffigan. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.
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Welcome to StarTalk, your place in the universe where science and pop culture collide.
StarTalk begins right now.
We are live at the Bell House, Brooklyn, New York.
Welcome back to our second segment of StarTalk Live.
Jim Gaffigan, Sarah Silverman, Eugene Merman, our comedic panel.
And I've got with me my friend and colleague, David Grinspoon.
Dave, thanks for coming up for this.
Oh, thanks for having me.
This is a blast.
Yeah.
I'm your host, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Agreed.
So, we've been talking about Mars so far.
There's stuff we haven't talked about yet.
For example, there was this planned mission to Phobos,
one of Mars' moons.
Phobos?
Phobos. Phobos, one of Mars' moons. Phobos? What was that supposed to do?
Phobos.
Phobos and Deimos.
If you knew your Greek mythology, you would know that Phobos and Deimos were... Sex acts.
On Star Trek.
Monsters.
They're the moons of Mars, and they're fear and death.
Which makes sense, because Mars is the god of war, so Mars is surrounded by fear and death Which makes sense because Mars is the god of war So Mars is surrounded by fear and death
Phobos and Deimos
Does it have one of those teardrop tattoos?
We don't know
That's one of the things we would have found out
Had this Phobos grunt mission worked
So what was it going to do?
The Russians had this mission
It was really an awesome spacecraft
That would have gone
and landed on Phobos,
popped around, and it was even taking
bugs, Earth bacteria, to
the moon of Mars to see
what would happen to it and bring it back to Earth.
Why would they do that?
To see what happened.
We're really interested in what happens to
life in outer space. And one way to find out is
you take life, even just bacteria, on a journey,
and you bring it back and see what happens to it.
Yeah, but why did that journey have to actually land somewhere?
You could just hang out in empty space and then come back.
You didn't have to poison another planet with our bacteria.
That's very Andromeda strain in reverse.
Wait, have we taken the common cold or some bacteria, flown it to outer space,
and brought it back to see if it'll create Ebola or something like that?
We've definitely taken lots of
common cold to outer space, whether we like
to or not. Because your engineers
sneezed on the cameras.
So, the bugs spend
years in space.
And you're waiting to see if radiation
will somehow alter
the DNA and turn into another
species by the time it gets back.
Yeah, well, we're thinking about sending people there eventually.
Yeah, but mostly kids.
We want to start out with bacteria.
They learn languages quickly, they adapt.
Or really old people.
Timmy, it just sounds like you're making monsters.
I've got to agree with Jim on this.
But that could be what we're here to do.
Right?
We've taken bugs we understand
and have characterized,
sending them to Mars,
hoping, expecting
that your radiation will alter their DNA.
Who's going to open the
vial when it comes back? You?
Well, I would. It's not my job
really to do that, but we should have
David Lee Roth do it.
Yeah.
We should all come up with these people.
I would say he'd enjoy it, and if something happened, hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is a weird thing to do, I'll admit.
And, you know, the Russians do things a little bit differently,
but it is a really interesting scientific question,
what happens to life in outer space.
It's something we have to understand
if we're ever going to send people.
Well, I can tell you this,
that the history of our thinking about Mars,
practically every Mars movie I've ever seen,
something bad happened to people there,
or Martians came here and vaporized us.
It's bad.
No one ever shows up at Mars
and it's just James Taylor singing a song.
And you're like, this is so nice.
Well, the problem is
if you pitched that, it probably wouldn't
get made. It wouldn't be a good movie. Yeah, exactly.
But that is the reality. Of course.
So, when are we
sending people? You are just making it.
When are we sending people? When do you want to?
Now. Now. Yeah.
Yesterday. Now.
It depends what you mean by we.
If you mean by we, the...
China.
By we, I mean China.
If you mean China, then all bets are off.
If you mean NASA, don't hold your breath.
It's going to be decades.
Some of these Silicon Valley zillionaires are talking about mounting their own missions,
and there are other countries getting in the game.
People were talking about a new space race.
If somebody decided they wanted to, they could be there
in a decade. What if the five
of us agreed?
Do you think that would be enough?
Or would we need more? How much do you need?
It depends. Are you independently wealthy?
I could throw in like five bucks.
Okay, so what's the right number
of people, do you think, for such a mission?
And how about the sex ratio?
And is it celibate people for three years?
Or do you expect...
How often are they going to have sex?
Right, right.
When we send people there, will they be having sex?
I'm just wondering.
And the mission will be long enough, because it's a year there.
You've got to hang out there, because the orbital alignment of Earth and Mars requires you wait another couple of years until the configuration will serve your trip back.
So the total round trip is three, four years, right?
Yeah.
So you could like so have babies on Mars.
Absolutely.
But the radiation could be a problem with having babies thing.
But they could also stay inside the ship.
No, inside the ship doesn't help you.
Inside the ship could be even worse radiation-wise
because a little bit of shielding makes it worse
because the radiation comes in and splatters the atoms apart
and makes neutrons, and it's actually worse to have a little bit of shielding.
When you say we could send somebody there in 10 years,
do you mean to die right away?
Basically.
We could send somebody there and they would have about four hours.
No.
And I hope they have sex during that time because they're about to die.
So how long could a person live possibly in a shuttle on Mars?
Like a day, a week, a year?
Well, we're trying to figure that out.
Ten years on Mars might kill you unless we figure out how to make a shelter.
Now you probably could make a shelter just by going underground, but we're still working that problem.
What if it was a really good 10 years, though?
Well, exactly.
The interesting thing is people have proposed one-way missions, and there have been lots of volunteers.
In other words, would you—
What's the point of a one-way mission?
To boldly go.
So just to boldly die, right?
No, but why?
People would write songs about you.
Oh, okay, a one-way mission
because it's more feasible.
It's cheaper.
It's hard to bring someone back.
Actually, we can't even bring rocks back.
We tried these sample return missions.
We tried to design them.
To land something,
and then you have to bring another spacecraft,
fuel it, and then launch it,
it's technically a lot harder.
If I'm going to Mars, I want you to do that.
It doesn't cost ten times as much to bring you back, maybe two or three times as much.
It's a factor of a few.
It magnifies, though, because you have to bring the return vehicle and you have
to bring the fuel and the complexity.
So do that!
Or make your fuel when you get there.
Live in the future.
Have filling stations en route.
This is the future we all thought we'd be in already.
And you're telling me I gotta haul it with me?
Yeah. Get me started?
Land on an asteroid.
Dig in and eat it.
I thought I could already be eating asteroids.
Get on it, science.
When StarTalk Live comes back,
we're going to talk about destinations elsewhere in the solar system beyond Mars.
StarTalk Live, Brooklyn Bell House.
So we've got spacecraft everywhere now.
There's no place left unlooked at.
We've got Messenger.
And what's it?
Mercury.
The little guy near the sun.
Mercury.
And so what do we find there?
Well, there's ice at the poles, we think,
which is really weird considering the Mercury's that close to the sun.
There's a much stronger magnetic field than the pot.
Wait, so that would be ice where the sun doesn't shine?
Yes.
It would be a crater
so deep that no sunlight
reaches the bottom of it, so you can
trap water there.
Yeah, because you go near the poles
and the sun is very low and never gets very high
in the sky, so the rim of a crater
permanently shadows
the bottom of the crater.
And if you put water there,
it will never see sunlight, and it'll
sink into a deep cold, freeze,
and remain there forever.
That's why we think there's water on the
moon, for that reason.
We also see...
You didn't know about Water on the Moon?
By Gil Scott Heron?
No, that's Whiteyy all right so what else any other high points of mercury yeah it's got a much more complex history than we used to think
we used to think mercury was just a sort of what we call an end member just a dead cold small world
but it's got a complex long volcanic history that's been a surprise it's it's more interesting
and much more complex
than we thought before we went there with Messenger.
Okay, so next out, we've got Venus.
Who's at Venus now?
Well, there's a spacecraft called Venus Express,
a little European space agency.
I love that name.
No, because they had like a year to build and launch this thing.
They said, we've got a spacecraft.
If you can do it quickly.
So they put together...
Why did they have a year to do it?
Because there was a spare from Mars Express.
And they said, whoever can come up with a mission quickly can launch this thing.
And so they came up with instruments, and they sent it to Venus.
And it was actually amazing how fast they were able to do it.
And the thing has been in orbit for years and still working.
So it's basically our first weather satellite at Venus, which is neat.
It's also where we get those razor blades, right?
That's right. They go up, they get them,
they bring them back.
That's some efficiency.
Spinoffs.
Okay, so it's monitoring Venus' weather.
The runaway greenhouse effect is there.
Yeah, and Venus is a changeable
and complex place like Earth.
So Venus has a runaway greenhouse and there's not even people there.
Yeah, that's right.
We can't blame people for the greenhouse on Venus.
On Venus.
Something went wrong on Venus.
Very wrong.
Venus, we call it our sister planet because it's like the same size and gravity and everything.
Yet, it's like 900 freaking degrees.
Yeah, well, some people call it our evil twin because it's the same size as Earth.
It's basically made out of the same stuff.
But it went down this road of extreme
greenhouse warming.
It went bad.
Don't let this happen to your planet.
Do you think there are monsters there?
We can't rule it out yet.
Is there water?
Sorry, is there water?
I should say it into the mic.
Not on the surface.
Not into the drink.
It's 900 degrees on the surface, but there are clouds that are-
It's very hot. There's sulfuric acid clouds, but there are clouds that are... It's very hot.
There are sulfuric acid clouds, but there's water in the clouds.
So there is water sort of 30 degrees above the surface in this global cloud deck.
There is no planet you've described so far that it seems great to live on.
Like, you never go, like, it's actually, like, have you been to Costa Rica?
It reminds me of that.
Like, everything is just like, it's on fire.
Oh, it's cold like death.
It depends what you're used to.
Well, I used to do this slash Costa Rica.
Are you into terraforming?
Am I into terraforming?
Well, terraforming is the idea of taking a non-Earth-like planet and engineering it to be more Earth.
We saw the search for Spock.
Yeah, you know.
Spock. It's a Spock. Yeah, you know. Spock.
It's a Genesis planet.
Yeah, yeah.
I think terraforming is a great sort of mental exercise.
It's good to think about because it gets us to think about
how we would purposefully change the climate of a planet.
Something we really need to think about because we may need to...
Purposely as opposed to not purposely.
As opposed to inadvertently like we're doing right now.
Oh, someone's calling for
liberal propaganda.
So I think it's a valuable exercise
to say how would we
intentionally alter
the climate of a planet? Geoengineering.
Okay, so it's Venus.
What do we have looking down at Earth?
We have a huge number of satellites, weather satellites, land sats,
things that are multispectral imagers,
things that are looking in different wavelengths at land use and chlorophyll in the ocean.
I mean, Earth is pretty well covered.
We don't have anything like that at any other planet.
We just have these little sentinels, emissaries out at other planets.
But Earth, we have a pretty good network of satellites.
And those are even the ones that they
tell us about, you know, that aren't classified.
There's probably even better ones.
You think like Facebook is?
Yeah, exactly.
Secretly watching us from space.
I think it's Google, yeah. They're making those, you know.
So there's all these cameras. They're watching
us, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's how it starts. Then a madman
gets control of that.
Then the asteroid belt.
There's like a gazillion asteroids there.
Are you being literal?
That's the technical form, yes.
Yeah, gazillion.
Yeah.
I don't know!
Google's a real thing!
You guys are like, gazillion, bleh.
It doesn't go above trillion.
Or ultra-doodle-billion.
He said Google's a real thing.
He's referencing the number Google.
Yes.
G-O-O-G-O-L, Google, which is one followed by a hundred zeros.
That's a Google.
And then the company Google decided to change the spelling,
and then they messed with everyone's auditory expectation.
They ruined it.
It's like kids are us or whatever, you know?
Yeah, they just kind of totally...
Yeah.
And a Google to the Google power is a Googleplex.
No.
It's 10 to the Google power.
Oh, is that true?
Yeah.
What's a Google to the Google power?
I don't know, but it's not a Googleplex.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
No, no, no, no.
What happened? Googleplex fight. No, no, no, no. What happened?
Google Flex fight.
I've seen it happen millions of times.
Anyway, so there's life in sulfuric clouds on Venus.
Oh, we're past Venus.
We're in the asteroid belt.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Because there's a gabillion of them.
A gazillion.
Sorry to be wrong about the number. So what do we have in the asteroid belt?
Well we actually have a spacecraft out there now called Dawn.
It's been orbiting an asteroid called Vesta for a while now and getting these really amazing
3D close-up pictures.
And this is really like a small planet.
You know, we can get into what's a planet and what's not.
Maybe we shouldn't.
But the largest asteroids are these round objects.
You might call them dwarf planets, even, if you wanted to.
And it's been orbiting it for a while.
Sure.
What's cool about this is that this spacecraft has now left this asteroid
and is on its way to another asteroid called Ceres.
And it's the first spacecraft we've ever had
that visited one object in space, did a mission there,
and then took off and is heading to another object in space.
So it's our first time we've actually had sort of an expedition
that could explore more than one planetary object.
Like a Space Kristen Stewart. Is that her name?
Yeah, yeah.
Exactly. This thing is promiscuous.
It's not satisfied with just one asteroid.
I read the news.
Alright, so Ceres is like really huge.
It's like bigger than all other
asteroids combined, so it's probably not an asteroid.
Well, this is semantics.
What do you want to call it? In some ways, it's like
a planet. It's large enough so that it's round by self-gravity.
All right, so beyond the asteroid belt, we get to...
There's nothing at Jupiter now, right?
Well, no, but we have a spacecraft called Juno on its way.
Well, it hasn't launched yet, but it's about to be launched to Jupiter,
and it's a magnificent spacecraft.
It's going to basically probe the interior of Jupiter
by orbiting in such a way that we can measure the gravity and learn what it's like on the inside.
Sounds dirty.
See, the word probe today, you know...
Well, we haven't gotten to Uranus yet.
We can leave him.
He's going to be alone.
The amount that science is only sex words is upsetting.
It's a mandatory probe.
Yeah.
So Jupiter's got Europa.
I'd love me some Europa.
Yeah, we don't have any missions on their way to Europa now, but we might.
NASA's top priority for a next big, what we call flagship mission, billion dollar plus missions.
Billion plus would be billions and billions.
Yes.
Thank you.
I'm sure we just shut down the schools in the states that don't matter.
We could easily afford to do this.
Yeah, exactly.
You know how little a billion dollars
gets you in this country?
Give it to me and I'll find out.
If any billionaires are listening,
please give me one billion dollars.
Yes.
So what's in store for Europa?
So Europa's NASA's top priority target for our next big mission
because it's one of the places where there ought to be life
if we're right about what it takes for life.
There's an ocean, we think, beneath this icy crust.
In fact, maybe our solar system's biggest ocean of liquid water there.
So we want to know that for sure, and we want to understand...
Kept warm not by the sun.
Yeah, kept warm by...
But by the core?
No, no, no, by... Well, well kind of but it's Jupiter's gravity it's the flexing of the moons in
orbit around Jupiter's massive gravitational field interacting with
each other what is in doing this warms them up open up and all the monsters
came out Jim that's the fifth planet you're worried about monsters.
Have you not fully come out of childhood?
There's probably monsters out there. First of all, if there's life there, I think it's reasonable to say they're monsters.
And a lot of those monsters will look like shellfish.
Yeah, but we want to find monsters on Europa.
I want to be the first person to eat a space lobster.
Deadliest catch, Europa.
Ice moon truckers.
On to Saturn.
Yeah, we have a spacecraft there now called Cassini that's one of these Energizer Bunny spacecraft. It got there in July 2004 and it's been making beautiful images of Saturn
in the rings, but the most astounding discoveries have been about the moons.
Titan is a moon of Saturn that is one of the most interesting places for astrobiology
because it turns out to be a very Earth-like world in some ways.
It's got rivers. It's got volcanoes. It's got clouds. It's got rainfall.
It's got coastlines, too.
It's got coastlines, but it's all made out of weird stuff.
The rivers are liquid methane. The rain falls liquid methane.
The dunes are organic matter
blowing around. Wait, what do you mean
organic matter? Like carbon
stuff, the stuff that we're made out of. Like life?
Maybe. Rivers of flowing
life? Maybe.
That would be scary. It literally sounds like
a James Taylor song.
Yeah, exactly.
How long would it take me to get there
and I'm on a bicycle?
It would take you a long time.
It's a billion miles away.
It's very, very cold there,
but there's a lot going on on Titan.
Okay, so what you're saying is
its temperature is so cold
that what we normally think of as gas
has liquefied.
Oh, that's happened to me.
I was 16 and I was really, really sick.
Yeah.
So things that we think of as gas, there is a temperature at which it would liquefy.
That's what's happened on Titan.
So isn't it true that water there is just simply frozen solid so that it's the bedrock of the planet yeah so it's way
too cold on the surface for our kind of life because the water is all frozen could there be
some other kind of life in liquid methane that's an interesting possibility maybe life doesn't
require liquid water maybe just requires a liquid a liquid and interesting organic chemistry of
which there's oodles on titan but underneath the surface, there is a liquid water ocean on Titan.
So there's probably even geological activity that's mixing those organics from the surface down into the ocean underground.
And if it's so cold and it has volcanoes, then these are like ice volcanoes.
Yeah.
What's an ice volcano?
Well, picture a volcano where instead of magma,
it's liquid water coming out and freezing like magma does on Earth.
And it hurls chunks of ice rather than chunks of rock because the ice is the rock.
Another cool thing about Titan, by the way, is if you did go there,
I think human-powered flight would be possible,
like those machines that Leonardo da Vinci designed.
Helicopters?
Well, no, like wings.
Because there's very low gravity and there's a very thick, dense atmosphere.
So you could probably strap on some wings and go flying on tights.
Oh my god. I would love that.
Was that because I said strap on?
Oh.
How dare you?
What the fuck?
No, that would be up my alley.
If it was temperature controlled.
But by the way, there's another problem.
If you bring oxygen to Titan, it's going to explode.
So a person with an oxygen tank on Titan is a bomb.
So if you exhale on Titan, you would blow up.
Well, if you lit a cigarette or something,
forget it.
You're just going to...
It sounds pretty dangerous.
It's like,
geez, maybe we shouldn't...
It's too dangerous.
Well, maybe,
but people like to do crazy stuff.
I mean, people climb Mount Everest.
What gets to stop people
from going to do extreme sports on Titan?
Just to clarify,
on Titan,
you have rivers of methane,
but you can't just take a match
and toss it in and explode the planet
because there's no oxygen
and it needs the oxygen to combust.
Right.
Hence your comment,
if you bring an oxygen tank,
you are a walking bomb.
Right.
So we'd have to give some thought
as to how to build a space suit that
you could bring to Titan. I wouldn't want to be
the guy that tested out.
We'll send some bacteria first,
you know? Then how will bacteria
change it? It will
change its surroundings,
right? It depends. If they could
live there, that'd be kind of awesome.
But probably any Earth bacteria we send would
not be able to live on Titan. You genetically engineer bacteria to do this.
You can imagine engineering a species
that will enjoy that environment
and maybe produce oxygen as its byproduct.
It'll ignite the methane, that'll get rid of it,
and make the place good for us to land in the future.
Yeah, but you don't want to get rid of the methane on Titan
because the methane is the greenhouse gas
that keeps it from being even colder.
So I think we have to give some thought to the unintended consequences
of your little scheme here.
No, wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait.
If you evaporate the methane,
then that would warm the moon,
not cool it, right?
No, no, no, no, because methane is the main greenhouse gas on Titan.
That's what I'm saying.
So you put it in the
atmosphere. Oh, if you get it out of the lakes
and into the atmosphere. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then that could warm it up. Yeah.
That would be yes. Okay.
I am ready to act on this plan.
You guys agree? Let's do this?
Sounds fine.
But not by reducing oxygen.
I think we gotta work this out a little bit. No, no,
we're all set.
You guys clearly have it all figured out.
So moons are cool.
There's this other place called Enceladus, which is really awesome.
Another moon of Saturn.
Another moon of Saturn that is spewing water out into space.
It's like someone left the water running.
Yeah, they left it on.
We need someone to go up there and turn the faucet off.
But it doesn't make sense because it's this frozen icy moon,
but the South Pole for some reason is hot
and spewing water into space.
Has it been drinking?
What's the water doing in space now?
It makes one of the rings of Saturn.
There's an E-ring which is fed by
the stuff squirting out of Enceladus.
So that which
Saturn moons spew
forth goes into space
and it joins the other material
to make the rings of Saturn.
And some of it snows down on the surface
of Enceladus, which is
cool because if we want to
see if there's life on Enceladus,
unlike Europa, where we have to drill down
through all this ice, if there are microbes in Enceladus,
they're literally snowing down on the
surface, and you can just go with a shovel and find them.
Then scoop them up?
Scoop them up.
So take me to Uranus and Neptune.
We got nothing there.
You're saying Uranus in a way that's different from how people used to say it?
You're saying Uranus or something?
You want to hear something funny about that?
One time Carl Sagan told me that...
Name dropper?
I know.
But he told me that when he...
But if you're going to do it somewhere, this is a good choice.
When he was in school, the kids got all giggly about calling it Uranus
because it had the word urine in it.
So you can't win.
We don't have anything going
at Uranus now.
One of the Voyagers,
Voyager 2, after it flew by.
I was in a Voyager two-parter.
I didn't think anyone was going to bring it up
so I just thought I should bring it up.
Alright.
Yeah. She was in a two-part episode of I didn't think anyone was going to bring it up, so I just thought I should bring it up. All right. All right.
Yeah.
She was in a two-part episode of Voyager on Star Trek.
Everything's clear now.
Next.
That's awesome.
Yeah, no, I agree.
Yeah.
I know.
We've only had one mission there, a flyby, in the 80s.
But in NASA's 10-year plan, the decadal survey that they just came out with,
a very influential plan for the highest priority missions for the next decade,
one of the top priority missions is a billion-dollar probe to Uranus.
We need Obamacare.
Yeah.
All right, so now we we got a mission to Pluto. We got one Pluto fan. Pluto the planet? Did you make them change the name of Pluto or just it's not a planet but we can still call it Pluto?
I didn't make anybody do anything. All I did, no no, all I did was offer insight into how to think about the problem.
And what you then conclude is inevitable from the facts.
Sounds like you were mean to a planet.
And then you justify it or something.
That's called bullying.
I had all these kids at the museum coming up and asking me what happened to Pluto.
You know you've been through all that too,
but I had to reassure them it was okay.
Yeah, Pluto is still there. But we're headed
there. I'm glad. Oh yeah, it's
going to be awesome. So it's a little spacecraft
called New Horizons. It launched
in January 2006.
I was there at the launch. It sounds like an airline
magazine. It was incredible.
It's called the Delta
Traveler thing.
New Horizons for
Horizon.
There's a great interview with Matt Damon
in it, though.
It's the fastest
object ever launched from Earth
because it's got a long way to go
and is most of the way there now. It's getting there in
July 2015.
How long does it take to get to planets and stuff generally?
Well, how long is it from 2006 to 2015?
But that's a long time because Pluto is really far away.
It's on the edge of the solar system.
How long does it take to get to like Mars?
Oh, Mars takes like two connecting flights.
Nine months.
Mars is fast.
Oh, nine months.
It's a gestational kind of time scale.
Yes.
For the human species.
Yeah, that's right.
So Pluto is in our sights in spite of the dem of time scale. Yes. For the human species. Yeah, that's right.
So Pluto's in our sights in spite of the demotion.
Yeah. Okay.
And that's a good thing.
However, you're not going to pull into orbit.
This is going to be a flyby.
You're going to wait 10 years and you've got, like, what, five hours?
Yeah, it's very, very fast.
It just whips through the system.
And we don't even get the pictures back right away because it's such a little spacecraft and so far away.
It takes, like, a month after we get there to send the pictures back right away because it's such a little spacecraft. And so far away, it takes like a month
after we get there to send the pictures
back. But it's going to be really cool.
Pluto, we already know just from the Hubble
Space Telescope, Pluto has
a varied surface. It's got light areas
and dark areas. We know it's got an atmosphere
that is escaping into space.
A lame atmosphere.
Well, it depends
what you mean by a lame atmosphere.
What percent of Earth's atmosphere is cool?
Is it cool?
It's just not cool.
It's tiny.
Quantify the word tiny.
I don't know.
You tell me.
It's microbars or something.
One thousandth of Earth's atmosphere?
Is it a millibar?
What do you mean by lame atmosphere?
Lame hardly any atmosphere.
Well, you could say that about Mars.
I would just say it was deficient.
I would call it lame.
It seems hostile.
Really.
That's awfully chauvinistic.
It's an interesting atmosphere because it's streaming off of the surface into space.
And we've never actually visited a place with an atmosphere like that.
So I think we're going to learn some new things.
So Pluto's surface is generating its own atmosphere.
Exactly.
And then that atmosphere flies off into space. Yeah.
But Pluto's orbit is so elliptical, when it goes far from the Sun,
is that when you recover the atmosphere that's left?
Yeah, I mean that's what's weird is that Pluto's atmosphere seems to sort of come
and go with its weird seasons as it slowly...
It's because of its tilt.
In this case, no. But you know, Earth's atmosphere is streaming off into space too, by the way.
What?
It is.
Sorry.
Just slowly.
So slowly that it's okay?
Or like, slow slowly that we really need to convince Republicans of it?
No, slow slowly that it's okay.
But it's a normal thing.
It's a normal, healthy thing for a planet to be losing atmosphere.
So this mission ought to keep the Pluto lovers happy in spite of the demotion, right?
Yeah, the demotion thing, as you know, it's fun to talk about,
but it's really kind of silly from a scientific standpoint.
It doesn't reflect really what we've learned about Pluto.
In a way, it reflects what we've learned about the rest of the solar system
and the rest of the universe.
And ourselves.
You know, the demotion doesn't change the scientific interest in Pluto.
The more we learn about Pluto, the more we learn about ourselves.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a kind of place we've never been before, so we're pretty excited. So, what are the prospects for life on the exoplanets that are now joining the catalogs
of what we know to exist in the galaxy?
I would say almost 100%.
In other words, if you believe there's no life on any exoplanet, then it's almost like
being a creationist.
You have to think that there's something so special, so remarkable about Earth that's not going to be
met anywhere in the billions and billions of worlds out there. And that just seems incredibly
unlikely. If that were true, it would mean there's something astounding about this planet. But
nothing that we've learned about the history of life, about what we think we know about the
origin of life, about the conditions for it, suggests that that's true. How about a probe out
to leave our solar system and go to another star system? It's going to be hard. The stars are very
far away. They're not just far away, you know. But what if we could fold space with all the energy
of the universe? Yeah. So if there were some new physics that we don't know about that we
discovered, that's one way to do it. But the thing is, there are some trends.
If you look at Moore's Law, how fast technology is changing, the miniaturization of technology.
If we could make a space probe the size of this Coke can that had the sophisticated instrumentation of the Mars rover,
which we probably will be able to do before too long, and accelerated it close to the speed of light,
which we might be able to do before too long, and accelerated it close to the speed of light, which we might be able to do before too long,
then it's not going to take that long.
Wait, how do we do that?
Is that a technology we might have to do?
It's going to be an app.
Exactly.
It's beyond our current capabilities,
but I can't swear to you that in 50 years that will be true.
Like all this work that's going to have to happen,
I don't have to do any of it, right?
Jim, I'm going to need you to build a
Coke can size probe that travels almost
at the speed of light, but I'm going to
give you a month
to look into it.
Are we sort of close
to anything, or are we like
50 years away?
What's going to happen first is that we're going to learn a lot about the
exoplanets with telescopes and with
very clever techniques of looking at the light coming
from them. We're already doing that now. We're discovering
them and we're starting to learn.
So let me offer some
reflective concluding comments
here. From what I know
of the universe. Which is a
lot.
But not as much as you. Probably more than I know
either.
The cool thing about the universe is something can be rare, yet common.
So something can happen one in a million stars, but when you have 400 billion stars, it's happening all the time in the galaxy.
That's why some people have so many marriages.
And so...
The older we live.
The good thing about the universe is
you can appeal to the sheer scale of the cosmos
to improve the likelihood of finding
that which is otherwise highly improbable.
And that's the kind of universe I enjoy living in.
I didn't have a choice, but suppose we had a universe that had ten stars in it.
Then clearly we'd be the only planet with life.
But when you have billions of stars...
No, because in even this here we have life maybe on other planets.
Maybe so, exactly.
Sorry.
Sorry, good, good point.
Just to clarify the science.
Good point.
I'm with you, we're good.
That's why I'm here.
I guess...
So let me clarify the point, that if there are only a dozen stars,
you have room for uniqueness in such small systems.
But when you have a universe, a galaxy with hundreds of billions of stars
and a universe of
nearly a hundred billion galaxies,
then
it's just a matter of where you're looking
and how long it takes before
you find something else
just like what you wanted to find.
And so I would say
yes, 100% chance of finding
life because the universe doesn't make anything
in ones.
I just hope they're nice.
Jim,
of all you heard, where do you want to visit
in the solar system? Where do you want to go?
Oh my gosh. From what you've learned, from what you've gleaned.
I thought there wasn't going to be a test.
I guess
Mars, because, you know, the blood.
Sarah?
I'd probably say Mars,
because, like, everybody's talking about
it, and
it's,
you know. I heard Brad and Angelina
already have a place there.
Mars's ears are burning tonight.
Mars, okay.
I think, was it Europa that was the ice underneath his lobsters?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, shellfish.
That Europa is not the same as that coffee shop on 57th Street.
Europa. Europa.
Europa.
David?
I want to go to Titan
and go rafting down
one of those methane rivers
and try not to blow up.
Sounds dangerous.
I foresee a future
where we embrace
space exploration
on such a scale
that it's no longer
just sort of
one mission here or there,
that the entire solar system becomes our backyard. And on that note, thanks for joining us for Star
Talk Live. And thank you to the panel. Jim Gaffigan Sarah Silverman
Eugene Merman
And a cosmic man about time, David Grinchmoon.
David.
And I'm your host, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
And I'm your host, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
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